>be hyped for a mon to be released
>it's shit
What's her name?
>>33041146
That's an okay mega, OP. You suck cocks.
Wanna know a real disappointment?Vikavolt
>>33041146
All of the Alola mons I liked, especially Vikavolt.
>>33041146
Crabrawler
Post your favorite reaction imageand the last character/Pokémon you've fapped toDawn and female Absol
Skyla and a thicc Goodra
I don't have any good pokemon based reaction images so here's a photo of the last pokemon I jacked off to. Is this satisfactory?
Female solgaleo OC of mine
How do we get my bro back into OU?
Ban Mega Manectric and Raikou.
>>33041094
>Outclassed by Koko
>Outclassed by Manetric and Mega Manetric
Short of a Mega, Primal or Regional Form, it never will.
>>33041094
Fug him, so she can mega evolve for it darkness and pain.
>I N F E S T A T I O N
What's so special about infestation?
>>33040996
Prevents switching out. Let's Toxic eat away at a Pokemon. If that Pokemon has a role that's anything but physical offense, it's dead
ASSAULT VEST INFESTATION BLISSEY
Please grade my extremely creative fakemon.
Popeyeldurr/10
>>33040964
Alolan Conkeldurr Fighting/Steel, learns Anchor Shot, stats and abilities unchanged
>>33040964
I like it. The lineart could use some work, butonce you get past the face it looks like it could be a legitimate alternate concept for Conkeldurr.
Let's create broken Pokémon.
>Bug/Steel
>Flash Fire
>150 HP
>55 ATK
>150 DEF
>55 SPA
>125 SPD
>25 Speed
>Gets infestation, toxic, will-o-wisp, recover, leech seed, aqua ring, and leech life
Now you.
>>33040957
>it also gets Aurora Veil but without the weather meme
>electric
>wonder guard
>holding an air balloon
Too easy.
>>33041041
>Thousand arrows
This needs to be updated for the new boards and the Gen 7 Pokemon
>>33040789
Buzzwole for /fit/ is the only one I can think of rn.
/Bant/ is shit, so I dunno, Muk maybe?
>>33040789
I did this thing a few days ago.
>>33040800
I put Bibarel for /bant/ because le canada meme
>>33040789
>/asp/
> Incineroar
>/asp/ anything but Garbodor
I guess maybe Incineroar represents the NJPW chads who started posting there, saving it from the E-Drones.
About to catch this shiny Plusle.
What's a good name for it?
Minun
If dubs then release it
Minun
I'll go first:
>Fairy now weak to Psychic (Knowledge and science>fairytales or some shit idk)
>Water now weak to Poison (Water can be contaminated)
>Ice now resists Ground
>Fairy no longer resists Bug, and instead Bug resists Fairy
>Steel no longer resists Grass
>Hail boosts defence of all Ice types by 50%
R8 and H8 and post your own changes
>>33040689
>Fairy weak to Psychic
>Fairy neutral to Bug
>Fire no longer resists Fairy
>Grass now resists Fairy
>Ice resists Ground and Flying
>Hail boosts Ice-type's defence by 50%
>>33040708
Grass resisting Fairy is a good idea, but I think Fairy should remain not very effective against Fire too. Its good enough anyway so it can afford to be ineffective against both.
>>33040689
>science > fairy tales
>implying
Tell a girl you're a physics major
Then tell another girl you're a folklore major
Guess which one will get you friend-zoned faster.
name a worse designed pokemon
>body parts look like a penis
>terrible color scheme
>human-like
>holds object
>retarded concept
>retarded name
this guy has all the red flags
I can't understand how people dont rail this for being terrible. It's not clever or interesting. It's not even pleasing to look at. It's literally a dude with "veins" and a clown nose. The veins aren't comically overdone or anything like that. They just make no sense. The build is strange. I just don't get it.
>>33040671
Incineroar
>body parts look like shit
>terrible color scheme
>human-like
>wears object
>retarded concept
>retarded name
It's either a tie or Incineroar can now officially be considered the worst design of all time.
>>33040729
And they still claim it's just nostalgia.
BW was the Gundam SEED of Pokemon.
>this shitstain of a game was made by the same people who made Colosseum, Gale of Darkness and Battle Revolution
How does this make you feel?
>>33040582
It makes me want to slash their current employees' throats and force them to bring back the Co/XD/BR crew.
>Posters 1
>replies 1
wow op, just sad
>>33041588
It's summer, what do you expect? newfags are a common thing now.
Lets play a game, /vp/
You get a full team of Pokémon on the condition that you have to make it as diverse and unique as possible, able to fight anyone from a Route 2 schoolkid to a legend in the wild.
As many as you can of the following:
>starter
>NFE
>fully evolved shitmon
>fully evolved competitive worthy mon
>fossil mon
>psuedo legendary
>Mega
>legendary (Mythical and UB both count)
Bonus points:
Each generation you have one mon from
Each type you have one of
At least one forme difference (Alolan or otherwise)
Who would get a Z-Crystal? Who would be your shoulder mon?
Make your team progressive. Something for every occasion.
Arceus (Legendary)
Kabuto (NFE/fossil/shouldermon)
Meganium (Starter/fully evolved shitmon)
Aegislash (fully evolved competitive mon)
Hydreigon (pseudo)
Camerupt (Mega)
Types: Water, Rock, Grass, Ghost, Steel, Dark, Dragon, Fire, and Ground; and Arceus, with a Z-Crystal, would fill any other type I need. Usually, it'd hold a Fairium Z.
One Pokemon from each generation, sans 7, and Arceus and Aegislash both alter formes.
It really lets your bros shine
>Eevee
NFE, Starter (Shut up it counts), Z-Crystal
>Cradilly
Fully evolved shitmon, fossil
>Bannette
Mega, fully evolved shtmon
>Golisiopod
Unique types and gen for the team
>Garchomp
Pseudo legendary, fully evolved competetive
>Yveltal or Registeel
I can't choose, Legendary
>>33040630
See that's pretty perfect and defeats the logical flaw of a trainer with Arceus "having" to battle a child, since Kabuto or Meganium are pretty standard things for any old trainer to have
>>33040641
Forgot my types: Normal, Rock, Grass, Ghost, Water, Bug, Ground, Dragon and Dark, Flying or Steel.
>>33040466
DICKS
>>33040466
Pokémon
>>33040466
Are you asking us to bane your team or are you asking us what we named our teams?
So, is he supposed to be good, evil or some kind of neutral?
The anime just says he's misunderstood, so do some of the spinoffs. But then in the mainline games and Mystery Dungeon, he's just completely evil.
Not to mention his very presence causes sleeping Pokémon to suffer.
It just seems to be that Darkrai's genuinely evil, but every spinoff aimed at an even younger audience and the anime shows him as good...
Darkrai isn't evil so much as it just has a tragically destructive nature.
Didn't the anime make Malamar 100% legitimately evil?
I think they don't want Darkrai to be evil, it just can't help but destroy. Like Gyarados.
He's evil. He doesn't just cause sleeping pokemon to suffer, he puts them to sleep himself.
Which Pokemon Berry would you like to try out? Pic outdated, by the way.
Chesto.
>>33040334
Leppa berry because I'm out of bite PP and boy am I hungry!