>Eats beans all the day
>Fucks hot pokesluts on Pokepelago
>He doesnt care about his shitty family
>He cum inside Lusamine
Is he /our guy/ ?
>>30709959
Yes, you can even barely make out a picture of Roothoot on his desk.
>>30709959
>yfw Lusamine becomes a dirty chubby farmer girl in Stars when she finds out Mohn is still alive
>>30709959
Sure why not. Everyone is ourguy
Which slush rusher should I use?
>>30709900
checked
but none, because >hail
Ninetales does not have Slush Rush
Beartic is not in the Alola dex
>>30709900
Hi! This is my waifu, Annabel. Please do not touch her or else I will have to call the police on you. Thanks!
>>30709919
>>30709877
>>30709877
I'm going to rub my dick all over her until she's got a nice thick coat of dick grease all over her body for Mina to lick off
>>30709877
You could at least start with a new image man.
B- But Ultra Beasts aren't pokémon.... Are they?
>>30709819
Anything that GF creates and calls it a pokemon, is a pokemon
Oh, but they are! Just from another dimension.
The Pokedex is just doing its best to classify them. It's not going to have a function for a non-Pokemon because it was not designed with that in mind.
How would you save her?
Wide Guard
>pantsu
Is this allowed?
Put her down like Old Yeller
Hey /vp/ this is my first time here and I need some help
A while ago I moved and I lost my Pokemon y game. I had about 9 years worth of Pokemon on that game that I had moved up to it.
This made me kinda sad so I stopped playing pokemon until yesterday. I rembered how much fun it was and how much I enjoyed it
My question is can anyone help me, if you have an old OM/AS or Y or X game you no longer like
Could you trade me some pokemon
I know its lowly of me to beg but Im out of options
If you know anything else can do it would be a great help
>>30709758
Just start fresh with Sun/Moon.
>>30709758
sorry about all the mons you lost, that really sucks
but what exactly do you mean by "trade me some mons", like are you asking for legends, competitive, or just random stuff?
>>30709824
I'm specifically am looking for a shiny aron it's one that I had for years and I worked hard to get it. Not to mention it was my first shiny
Boy it feels good being a steelfag
>>30709708
Steel is bro tier, not as good as psychic but still my second favorite type
My african american.
I love magnemite and magneton, it's a shame they ruined their awesome cries in gen 6
>make old pokemon cries more natural
But magneton is a fucking robot, why should it sound more natural?
I bet you can't name this pokemon without looking it up.
>>30709705
Spewpa
Who the fuck doesn't like Spewpa? He's the best middle evolution for a bug.
>>30709705
spewpa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzY3EaJTuJk
>>30712191
https://youtu.be/t6jFTEUxmTk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvUSC3GVMyU
Ayo guys, I've never really delved into competitive pokemon, but I want to learn some of the stuff like EVs/IVs, natures, and team balancing in gen 7.
is there anywhere I can go to get a "crash course" in competitive pokemon?
>>30709565
just look up "intro to competitive pokemon" and find the smogon page
also some advice, I can tell you're new so you may not know that you're not supposed to put anything in the name field, friendo!
>>30709565
AYO HOL UP
SO YOU BE SAYIN
WE SOME FINNA RIBOMBEE N SHIET
>>30710113
lit
ITT: Pokemon that, with one small change would become disgustingly broken.
To start, this thing getting water shuriken.
>each hit of tail slap has a 15% chance to flinch
But wouldn't it need an appropriate equivalent? Scarf Shuriken?
>>30709564
Putting a kings rock on it already makes it impossible to move with it's retarded speed stat, this is ubers tier.
Is she an adult midget or a mature loli?
>>30709504
I have arguments with my friends over this. I perceive her as mature, but small.
>>30709504
i'm think she's just a midget; younger than 18 but older than 11.
>>30709504
She's a kid. She says how she's quite young to be a kahuna, and we have Olivia.
Okay.
So I made it through the grind and got the Poké Finder to level 5, found the little dude, went through the cutscene where he vanishes from the photo, got the Z-crystal, and now I'm stuck.
How do I actually fight/capture it?
If I have to wait for an event that Game Freak withholds for two years I'll feel Marshadown.
>>30709437
Wait, how do you get it in the first place?
>>30709437
uwotm8?
>steel/flying
>leech seed
>access to EQ, flamethrower, giga drain, rock slide
>average of 101 in all stats except speed
I just have to say right now, fuck this thing. It's stupid, there is no logical reason for it and it looks like shit. And it will get banned.Fuck you.
>>30709310
shitters should not be allowed to post about competitive
Shes my wife, backoff
>>30709310
Mokou, pls get off of /vp/, your salty immortal commoner.
This is My thread now
Get out
>>30709344
His whole evo line has that ability?