What do you think he's up to nowadays?
>>31724344
Suffering from a severe prolapsed anus, because his heracross megahorns him every night.
he dead
What is she up to nowadays?
What does /vp/ think of Torracat?
here's a hot take: the majority of middle evolutions don't need to exist
>>31724158
Forgettable, like most middle evos
>>31724158
I like it.
There's no problem in pokemon just getting bigger when evolving.
Skill Link is stronk.
Kabashi...
Better said, an unexpected Sis.
I want topet_Alolan Persian'sluxurious fur!!!
ITT: Pokemon whose height/weight don't make sense
>pic related is only 2 meters tall
>>31724057
Trevenant.
He's supposed to be a God damn tree. He is tiny
turtonator is six foot goddamn seven
i mean this thing is pretty big but it's not six foot seven
>>31724095
They can grow pretty big
/VPMD/- Who Will be Our King Now? Edition
>>31724035
Prev thread: >>31712689
Story so far: You are Ron, a human turned Tepig. After meeting and befriending an Oshawott, you formed a group and set off on a quest to save Osha's village. The forest to the north, the village's source of food and connection to the wider world, is dying and shriveling up for unknown reasons. Your only clue is to find the 'King of the Forest,' though exact details on that are scarce. While traveling, you encountered and befriended an Oddish and added him to the team.
After being separated from your team, and saving Oddish from the clutches of some spiders, you finally managed to reunite with Oshawott who was trapped, seen as treasure by a greedy Kingler. With some clever distraction, you managed to kill (and eat) the crab. With the path back the way you came inaccessible, you followed the only path available, down a short waterfall into a nearby lake.
Rules: Rules: Periodically I'll ask for input on what you, Ron (and ONLY Ron), should do with # posts. Only post AFTER the post asks for it will count. Up to 5 mins after the ask post, you can override the get with dubs. Trips can overide dubs, etc. etc. Only the first of each type of get will be accepted.
Keep note that actions can only be performed within the realm of plausibility. You can't pull out items you don't have, you can't use moves you don't know, you can't willingly try to kill yourself etc. etc.
Info sheet (inc. Moves, Abilities, and inventory): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1FMmY3bDYUhif0da--HXa6SZxSC6TxiyV0tEWXC8Eo-k/edit?usp=sharing
>>31724053
>*SPLSH*
>>31724066
>Oshawott and Oddish hop ashore on the nearest bit of land, and drag you, in horrible screaming pain, ashore. You would be very happy if you never had to interact with water ever again.
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>>31724024
talk about getting counter teamed
Gucci Mama is a Cinccino with Skill Link and a King's Rock.
Let's say Gucci Mama attacks a Shuckle with Tail Slap. Tail slap hits 5 times, with each hit running a 10% chance to cause the Shuckle to flinch.
Q1: What is the overall probability for Shuckle to flinch that turn?
Q2: If Shuckle was also paralyzed the turn prior, what is the overall probability for it to skip its turn?
Extra Credit: Is Cinccino the cutest Pokemon?
50% chance to flinch
>>31723908Can we assume the move hits?
1. ~41%
2. ~55.7%
It's been awhile since probability
>>31723972
AlsoExtra credit: yes_________
Cynthia is upset. Say something nice to her.
>>31723791
don't worry you will get your remakes soon
>>31723791
Wuz wrong bqby gurl? :(
*holds paw*
>>31723791
Fuck that.
Bitch wore black in the tropics as opposed to changing her outfit.
Why does Magearna look like it's supposed to be a Kalos Pokemon?
>Magearna movie takes place in Kalos
Hmm, I wonder...
>>31723786
Well, they designed it after Volcanion was released, but they switched it to S/M instead.
>>31723786
Zygarde was looking for it.
floating arm pokemon
>>31723739
>Celesteela as a human rocket
>With a appendage on her head
Claydol
Probopass
Hoola ub
and?
As a big fan of Lillie who wanted to see her become a trainer in the games, this was probably the most satisfying thing I've seen in a while.
>>31723723
>tfw Lillie, a person who's afraid of pokemon, is already a better battler than Serena was in the first season
And to think I hated her at first
>>31723723
See guys? The anime this time IS good!
>tfw like anime Lillie
>tfw hated game Lillie
Someone explain.
Alright, so I've got 5 Pokemon picked out for my Crystal team, and I'm having a hard time deciding the 6th. Taking suggestions. Please no pokemon that require trade for evolution. Current team layout it Feraligator, Heracross, Lapras, Togetic, and Hitmonlee.
>>31723596
Tangela
Call him Noodles.
>>31723596
Weezing.
Donphan
Giveaway Thread Underway!
Currently we have the following -
Omastar
Gigalith
Aegislash
Tapu Koko
Tapu Lele
Greninja
Tyranitar
To get any of them put a Grimer up on the GTS. If you want a Tyranitar make sure you nickname the grimer Brave.
If you add a QR code I might be able to add it later on!
>Lando is gone
fug
Bump. So I made a Contrary Serperior just now for an anon who requested it. When do you think would be a good time to add it into the rotation, Homer?
No Chandelure, Tangrowth, Celesteela or Porygon? Fug. or is that in the other thread? Idk anymore.
I know the results will just be shitposting, but does anyone have a 6IV Ditto?
Yes, I have a 6IV Ditto.
>>31723534
Ah, well that's my own fault for not specifying if anyone had a spare 6 IV DItto. Fuck
Throw something onto the GTS asking for a ditto 91-100. I need an ign, the pokemon deposited, plus its ball and gender. Thanks!
>Replaying old games.
>Find gen 1/2 far too dated to be fun.
>Can't bring myself to not waste time resetting for natures gen 3 and beyond.
How do I bring myself to enjoy this series's campaign's again?
Touhou Puppet dance performance
>>31723491
Kill you'reself
By not being autistic