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PC crew is finally updated edition

Last thread: >>182910274

>Crews for GTA:O
Join a crew by posting your SC name and crew you want to join in the thread then clicking the link below and requesting an invite. Make sure your profile visibility is set to public. Do not kill/grief fellow crew members.
https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_pc (PC only)
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_vg_-_ps4 (PS4 only)
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/meat_for_the_grinder (Xbone ft. 100% crew black)
https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/flibinjibervans (Alternative meme color crew)
Other crews: http://pastebin.com/GtsCr3VL
>Steam Group - No heterosexuals allowed
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/gtagonlinevg
>PS4 Community - GTAG VG Community (No heterosexuals allowed here either)
To join the community, search the community name in "Discover Communities" and leave a request.

>Older threads
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/gtag/type/op/

>Helpful information for new players
http://pastebin.com/wmwvpEmr
>Regularly updated vehicle stat spreadsheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1g2Qy84YUrYu_YCcdjMhzDGuNMzwNtjVjIJzdRmrHu6Y/edit#gid=1868604557

>Graphics settings guides for GTA V
http://www.gamersnexus.net/game-bench/1909-gta-v-graphics-optimization-guide
http://www.geforce.com/whats-new/guides/grand-theft-auto-v-pc-graphics-and-performance-guide

>Patch notes for 1.40
https://support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/115008752188

>Latest added content
https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/news/article/60240/Karin-Technical-Custom-Now-Available-in-GTA-Online-Plus-Overtime-Rumbl
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are anyone elses supplies randomly blowing up in transit? it happens with vans, tanks and when I pick them up with the buzzards. The vehicle just blows up and it says I commited suicide.
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vacca a cute
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Do you own a 2-car apartment, /gtag/?
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>>183103969
>2-car
wha

I thought the minimum had 4 slots.
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Here's a political compass related to GTA characters, you can suggest what characters belong on it and where they should be placed as long as you're reasonable.

Please don't be an autist and start retarded political arguments over it, it's a mere silly game.
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What are the best cars in each category for racing?
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>>183104212
>>>/pol/gta
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>>183103969
10-car only.
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INSURGENT CUSTOM WHEN

What paintjob are you going to put on it when you get it, boys?
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What A E S T H E T I C do you go for /gtag/? Suits and bullet proof vests here for maximum "totally not a cop"
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>>183103969
Yes, out in the desert, good to have a hideout away from all the oppressors
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>>183104668
scruffy everything + Schafter v12
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>>183103969
>buy small apartment
>buy grandfather cutlass
>carry only a pistol or small uzi
>stock up on smokes and 40s
>wear gang threads
>fill self radio with 90s gangsta rap
>spend your days RPing as a banger that protects his hood and sells rocks with his niggas
too bad dwayne didn't carry over to V. could've met up and moved white while rockin' gold chains and pagers.
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>>183104668
cargopants and a leather jacket. i really want to fit my character into the world. i hate all the fags with their jokers, trannys and CoD faggots
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>>183103969
Yes, Paleto Bay. Comfy as fuck.
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>>183104668
boxers + buggy
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How much more money can I expect to make from Import/Export than from just doing special cargo? I just do small sales, make a milly everyday doing that. Will import/export better finance a bunker or should I go straight to bunker?
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>>183104668
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>>183104228
>>183104228
>>183104228
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>>183105651
>females have access to slim jeans that can fit into boots
>males are restricted to regular fit, two types of dindu jeans, crotch-crushing skinny jeans, and low-crotch skinny jeans that make you look like you shat your pants.

fucking hell, man.
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>>183105968
>Super: 811 most of the time, Vagner if track is turn heavy
>Motorcycle: Hakuchou Drag most of the time, Shotato if track is turn heavy
>Sport: Spectre Custom
>Off-Road: BF400
>Sedan: Schafter V12 armored
>Sports Classic: Turismo Classic
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>>183106179
>males can use the mid top converse because their ankles aren't fucking retarded

stop whining
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>>183106861
>"you got one good clothing article, so stop whining about the other dozen problems you have!!!"

stop being a retard
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>>183106972
well while we're at it your trench coats look better
your crew shirts look better
You can run around without a shirt
you don't have blue nipples
It's easier to create an attractive male
The male model looks better, and is cannon to the universe.
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>>183107492

technically 4 people are canon to the universe since the protagonist cant do heists or jobs alone
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>>183106671

>super
>sport

Are you high?
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>>183107604
I meant as far as animation and modeling goes.
It's obvious that the female model was done by the worst intern they had.
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>>183107612

811 is the top speed vehicle in the game, Vagner is the best lap time car in the game. Spectre has such a high top speed it shouldn't even be on that category.
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>>183107926

>vagner is the best lap car in the game

It's not even the top 3 of its class
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>>183104398
Never. R* is going to patch out the entire bunker DLC and a good chunk of the heist DLC since much of it is unbalanced bullshit anyways.
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>>183108491
>It's not even the top 3 of its class

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpuJn67lDvE
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>>183103969

I own a 6 car house in Paleto, and a 2 car one in Grapeseed. The latter is like, my bug-out house. Only has my Vigero & a Manchez in the garage.
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>>183104668

Honestly, depends what car I'm driving. Suits tend to be the norm with functional cars (Schafter V12 etc), then I have a polo shirt & slacks for cruising in classics, leather jacket & jeans for bikes, and a pseudo-PMC look for when I'm going around in armoured vehicles and the like.
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>>183108748
I see you have fallen for my clever ruse :^)
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>>183108748
I thought Broootey was having a meltdown with the recent changes to downforce.
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>>183104668
Windbreaker, Dark Jeans, & Red Sneakers. That kinda stuff. Looks nice, but isn't ugly bright neon shit.
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no-one rated, pls rate, i want to know how dumb and/or unattainable this truly is

>Stealth Update
>Steve Haines has some dirty jobs for you to do
>equal parts tactical equal parts sleazy
>several small spots open up around town (Bahama Mamas, Tequi-la-la, etc.) where you can hang out or be sent to do an assassination mission for Haines (poison this guy, instigate here, etc.) doing these missions will unlock discounts for the new vehicles/weapons
>purchase the stealth upgrade at your bunker to unlock a new "spy mode" that allows you to exchange your ability to use vehicles, explosives and/or other unsuppressed faculties for a near-permanent off the radar state (players will still have a faint sign of your presence if you're close enough ala executive search)
>more casual clothes
>hobo outfits
>sneaking suits
>new armored vests
>vests from the ceo menu now also available to wear normally
>gun holsters that carry one or two of your favorite weapons and provide a slight damage/ammunition boost for carrying them (think favorite bike feature)
>a couple of stealth-oriented melee weapons (maybe a shank, garrote) with gruesome stealth takedowns akin to the manhunt series
>a few more mk ii weapons (maybe some more concealable things like gas canisters that can be made into flashbangs, a programmable assault rifle, etc.)
>a line of new stealth-oriented vehicles
>updated JB-700, has a proper arsenal of miniguns and Ruiner rockets, can withstand 3 direct hits from a rocket launcher
>updated Akuma, closely resembles a stripped down H2R
>updated Stanier, new interior options and updated visuals
>a B-2 Spirit replica, can withstand 3 direct hits from a rocket launcher, drops cluster bombs which are extremely accurate if you know the target's location but take ~3 seconds to reach the target
>only the JB-700 and B-2 Spirit are actually armed but all of the vehicles have the mutual ability to jam missiles + disappear off radar for 15 seconds. meter takes 20 seconds to refill.
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>>183111574
Didn't read any of that (yet) but I saw you mentioned the jb-700. I really just want it to have spikes, ejector seat (even if it just shoots the player straight up not even sitting down, that's fine with me), (possible) usable underwater, and minigun/rockets that can be added or removed (so you can use your own weapons too)
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>>183111574
>equal parts tactical equal parts sleazy

This. I'm getting tired of the tacticool stuff. Needs some hokey sleazy stuff to even it out.
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>>183111574
The game has now skipped all the way to 2017, Steve Haines has a hole in where his brains used to be.
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>>183111574
>Steve Haines

From what, the grave? Current GTAO is confirmed to take place in 2017.
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>>183112432
we still don't know if any of the endings are canon yet but i understand what you're saying

who'd make the most sense, though? you can't use lester because he's been involved too often and you can't use and you can't really use agent 14 because he's also been used too often recently.
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>>183112719
Someone new might be nice. Or someone from an older game.
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>>183112432
What update mentioned the skip/When did it happen?
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>>183113045
In the weaponized tampa job, Agent 14 explicitly says it's 2017
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>spent lots of time and money unlocking research to get the thermal scope
>had only 3 investigations left
>now thanks to the useless techincal custom, I have to research more useless filler to get the scope

Thanks cuckstar!
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>>183103969
I really want one but can't afford being gimped 8 garage slots
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>>183112719
>real estate mogul
>wants some new property, like bahama mama's or tequi-la-la
>also wants to meet other eccentric billionaires with gold weapons
>also also loves crime and gang culture, which said billionaires are heavily involved in
>only person with any excuse to offer black hat toys
>our characters are already terrorists so why not have a saudi arabian boss
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>>183113607
i always pictured something louder for yusuf to be involved in tho, not really a stealth update
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>>183113607
Yusuf just wants someone who will help make his goofy ideas reality when throwing money at them doesn't work. That's why he liked Luis so much
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>>183113607
>saudi arabian boss
Yusuf is Egyptian-Emirati, you fucking loon.
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>>183112432
>>183113118
We don't even know if his death was canon though, right? The writers probably won't make any direct references to the previous protagonists in GTAVI, either.
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>>183114889
I doubt there's going to be a GTAVI, just more development on GTAO
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>>183117213
there will be gtaiv
new release earns more than what online can ever hope
however it will be a while, as rockstar practically never releases two major releases in the same year
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For the races/ car meet this weekend, how many people have actually raced a lot before? Are we going to be leaving catch-up, traffic and slipstream on?
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>>183104212
>characters in authoritarian quadrants
how does this make sense if they all break the law & steal shit
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>>183117213
the last GTA they release will also include GTAO as a standalone game. if they did what you're suggesting now they'd need to rehaul the game several times just to keep people interested.
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>>183117827
authoritarian doesn't necessarily mean that they have to like or respect the police, it just means that they believe that gangs don't work unless if they have proper strong leadership.

That, or people who criticize people and the economy more than they do with the government like Niko.
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>>183118120
>...they believe that gangs don't work unless if they have proper strong leadership ***with hierarchy**.
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Is there an easier way to find players on PS4?Matchmaking can take hours and I just finished watching three high levels fail a Pacific Standard setup 13 times before quitting. Everybody makes mistakes but it's been three days of unsuccessful matches and I want to play the heist soon.
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>>183118671
Have you already tried consulting the /crew/?
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>>183104212
>Trevor
>right

He's openly gay, openly uses drugs, executes people for racism, hates the military and goes out of his way to befriend minorities
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>>183119351
also listens to punk rock
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>>183119351
you can be a meth-smoking faggot and a libertarian right, dude.
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>>183119351
"what's an libertarianism?"
"is an anarchism something you eat?"
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Saturday, July 22nd, 4:00PM EST (8:00PM GMT)

GTAG PC Car Meet & Race Night

If you want to join, you need to either be a member of GTAG PC. (This is the new PC crew.)
https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_pc

Or PM me.
https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/member/dangerworldwide

Here's the playlist we will be playing.
https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/games/gtav/pc/playlists/playlist/LZrJ543xyEuEaVak7EMXmA

Classes for the individual races will be as follows.

Olympic Speedway - Sports
Arcadius Grand Prix 2.3 - Muscle
Atomic Tire Autodrome - Compacts
Rebel Radio Rallye - Sports (This is a rally race.)
Barracks Obama - Motorcycles - Non-Contact
Benefactor Course - Coupes
Chaparralring - Supers
! It's Not Stunting C#nts - Sports Classics - Non-Contact
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>>183120023
have fun
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>>183119680

According to what, a memeball pic?
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>>183118927
Crew's dead
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>>183120145
according to actual libertarians, they want to do all that progressive unjudgemental things and pot-smoking that liberals do and gun-shooting anti-government thing that republicans do.

this is just a game, man, so chill out please.
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>next update rockstar introduces shark crates
>you buy a remora key to unlock it
>85% chance of $5000
>10% chance of an in-game discount
>4% chance of vehicle you don't own
>1% chance of new released vehicle (that you cant buy on a website)
>you do in-game jobs for crates
>you buy keys for 99 cents
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Recommended cars.

Olympic Speedway - Elegy RH8, Feltzer, Jester RC, Elegy Retro Custom, Massacro RC
Arcadius Grand Prix 2.3 - Pisswasser Dominator, Sabre Turbo Custom
Atomic Tire Autodrome - Brioso R/A, Rhapsody, Panto
Rebel Radio Rallye - Tropos, Omnis, Kuruma, Sultan
Barracks Obama - Shotaro, Hakuchou Drag
Benefactor Course - Zion, Felon, Exemplar, Jackal, Sentinal XS
Chaparralring - Tempesta, Vagner, Zentorno, Nero Custom, X80 Proto
! It's Not Stunting C#nts - Turismo Classic, Cheetah Classic
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>>183120301
>type one sentence
>"whoa just chill out man"

Libertarians don't want to legalize meth and speed, dont be retarded
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>>183120529
they're literally anti-government regualtions and don't want anyone controlling and judging them on what they smoke or sniff, so if anything, you're the retard here for getting your sources from memeballs.

Trevor is an actual believer of anrcho-capitalism, meaning that he wants to do literally everything he feels like doing with total liberty. Does he want to ride someone's dick while smoking meth and texting someone on the phone about a planned gun delivery any time he wants? Hell yes he does, and he doesn't want the government to interfere with any of these actions.

I'm not arguing with you on this libertarian thing any further, just suggest a GTA character and where they rightfully belong on the scale.
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>>183120529
>>183120975
Trevor is at the bottom right
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>>183121306
Already placed him there. >>183104212
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>>183121306

He's very obviously at the bottom left.
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>>183120975

Being right wing libertarian does not require you to be "conservative," it requires you to be allied with conservatives for political purposes, and what is right-wing or left-wing varies from country to country. In the context of the United States he is opposed to all forms of law enforcement but he shows special hatred for groups like Merryweather and the Lost MC, who are often comprised of military veterans or work for very right wing douchebags with all the subtlety of a red dildo. He isn't especially fond of left wing individuals either like Devon Weston, but in the grand scheme of things (i.e. everyone in the GTA universe is a disagreeable extreme parody) he is more likely to get along with leftists than right-wingers. Because again: more right wing enemies than left ones.
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>>183119351
>Openly gay
At most hes bisexual, at least he's straight with a twisted sense of holding domination
>Executes people for racism
When?
>Hates the military
He loves the military but hates the people in it because he was forced out
>Befriends minorities
When?
>Not right leaning libertarian
What????
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>>183104212
>Niko is an authoritarian communist trotskyist
>Franklin also for no reason that far away from typical american politics where Michael is
>Ryder & lamar out that far for no reason
Lester, ron, trevor, big smoke all make sense, but Micheal is pretty smart politically I'm surprised he isn't closer to lester.
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>>183122424
>When?

franklin and lamar??!?
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Someone accept me into the new PC crew.

-Stracci-
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>>183119351
>>183119680
>>183120975
>>183122278
Trevor is constantly talking about free market capitalism and making money even if its unfair to others, he loves to compete and own markets, and hates government authority, and also hates fat entitled pussies, and leeches like devin weston, Michael and his kids (hate is a strong word for them desu), and any hipster.
He doesn't hate any right wing people because they are right wing but because they are subsidized and unfairly gain income through government funding like Merryweather or Steve hanse because he thinks they are unfairly able to get away with things he has to do illegally like arms trading (and he is right)
HE DOESN'T HATE THE LOST MC BECAUSE THEY ARE RIGHT LEANING BUT BECAUSE THEY ARE OR WERE A STRONG GROUP THAT CONSTANTLY SHITS ON OTHER UPCOMING "ENTREPRENEURS" LIKE HIMSELF, AND THEY JUST GENERALLY PHONY TOUGH GUYS.
>>183122890
Implying that is a leftist thing it simply have black friends, or that he isn't doing it purely for the money
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>>183104668
I go for sort of biker-ish druggie punk look, and it apparently comes out as very slutty.
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>>183119351
Milo Yiannopolous is best described as libertarian-leaning right
>openly gay
>openly uses drugs
>distaste for racism, dates black dudes
>hates warmongering, loves veterans
>only dates 7"+ if you consider that going out of your way to befriend minorities
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>>183126657
I don't think Milo is a speed taking meth selling murderer with sexually assaulting tendencies.
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>>183127548
He's worse tbqh. Literally a mentally ill pedophile degenerate.
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>>183127969
>Pedophile
???
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>>183127014
>only dates 7"+ if you consider that going out of your way to befriend minorities

Go away, Canada poster
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>>183128448
Not that anon, but most fags are pedophiles
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>>183128517
Even blater is over 8 inches, you dicklets have no excuse.
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I wasn't around when people were hiding bulletproof helmets on their character and getting duffel bag to stay?
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>>183130512
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>>183127969
>being this stupid
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>>183128448
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJhHwspZGcg
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>Custom Technical
>Add Minigun
>Add Armor plating
>Buy Super Transmission

Technical has a super transmission? What the fuck.. Could have at least added some armor for the gun. Still a mobile death trap.
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>>183104935
this is literally how I roll out in GTAO.

But, you don't get no love for it out there.
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>>183133362
>Introduce new level of transmission with a couple cars
>Eventually people start begging rockstar to put it on all cars
>"Sure thing, have fun buying it on all your cars :^)"
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Rate my update idea

>Assassins update
>you can buy your own MOC but designed for assassins, with weapon displays, clothes, disguises, etc
>a computer is inside, which you can use to locate burner phones around the city
>burner phones allow you to take on assassination contracts on NPCs, which pay anywhere from $75,000 to $250,000
>similar to Hitman, some contracts require you to navigate your way through an area without being detected to kill the target, often in a unique way
>after completing 10 NPC contracts, you can take contracts on other players which offer much more money than bounties
>these contract offer bonuses for killing players in certain ways, ie $50,000 bonus for one shot kill, $60,000 bonus for a headshot, $70,000 bonus for an environmental kill, etc
>each successful contract increases your Assassin rep, up to a certain level, with each level offering rewards
>if you get assassinated yourself you lose your accumulated Assassin rep, and you can develop rivalries with other Assassins and earn more money for killing them specifically
>some contracts involve two rival Assassins taking on the same contract and you each have to race against the other to take out the target before they do
>new weapons such as a bolt-action sniper like a Remington 700
>new vehicles such as the DB9 (not the shitty Super GT)

Any good?
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Rumble is fun as fuck and gives you a ton of money and RP but it's impossible to have a game where people don't leave midway through. Everyone is a pussy quitter who exits if they lose the first two rounds.
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>>183132137
t. breitbart reader
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>>183136395
I sort of like the idea, except for the fact R* turns simple assassination attempts into terrorist attacks where you gun down 30+ people and blow up a helicopter.

It would turn into a bunch of those "Kill this taget and get out of there" Oh wait sike shoot through 30 cops and 40 merry weather guys.
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>>183136697
2x $ just ended though.
Also, that's the worst Rumble map. Rounds take way too fucking long because everyone is coasting at 2mph all the way down to the 5 zone.
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>>183136697
true, and then everyone starts quitting because it's impossible to win to 5 guys when there is only 2 of your team
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Rate my idea for a GTA game.

>1968/1975 or 1978.
>In san fierro
>American Muscle cars shitty mustaches. leather jackets and afros and hand canons
>2 Main characters one looks like Black dynamite and the other one looks like Tom Selleck as Thomas Magnum from magnuim PI
>Typical crime drama set in the 70s that parodies a lot of real life stereotypes from the time as well as TV tropes from the time as characters in the game
>Easter egg with Truth from gta san returning as a character (maybe says something about transending realities making a reference to the HD and 3d universe)
>Funky as fuck OST and LST
>LST would include funky as shit RnB and funk music along with the rock and hippie stuff from the time,
>OST would include fresh as fuck sounding chase music that sounds like it was ripped straight from a 70s action packed tv show.

Pic very related, the aesthetic im aiming for.

HIRE ME R*
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>>183103928
I've had this happen once, I haven't done that many supplies missions though.

Blew up randomly right in front of my bunker, got no kill feed notification so I don't think it was a proximity mine.

I'm guessing it possibly has to do with server lag.
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Is the phantom wedge worth it?
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>>183122858
Michael doesn't distrust the government though, why did he work closely with an agent and did their bidding? He isn't too hot about them, but he likes living in a capitalist society and believes the government is essential, that's why he's centrist auth-right.

As for Niko, he doesn't distrust the government too much and has worked closely with them. He absolutely hates capitalism and "how much it corrupted society", that's why I placed very close to the socialist end of the economic scale and not too high on the authoritarian scale.
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>>183122858
>pretty smart politically

Which is why he isn't a libertardian
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>tfw no Torero
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>>183138024
>San Fierro

I'd rather have it back in Liberty City for a 60's/70's GTA, Saturday Night Fever style.
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>>183134503
>Doesn't change the balance at all
>Just makes every car retarded fast
>Shitters who crash into everything start breaking the sound barrier and blasting off Team Rocket style every time they hit a lamp post or fire hydrant

FUND IT
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>>183138670
឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴no
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>>183104668
Depends what I'm doing. For usual every day fucking around I just wear normal street clothes. 90% of the time I could pass off as an AI pedestrian.
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>Lose 1 truck that hasnt delivered one crate in ceo mission
>Lose 10 crates and the mission is reset
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>>183140087
cuck
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>>183140538
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>>183103969
6 car paleto house behind the grocery store with some hot rods and a 2 car in grapeseed with a duneloader and duke o death
blaine county has plenty of comfy locations
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>>183103969
I have a 6 car one in Paleto Bay. I really wish I could get the 2 car apartment with the 6 car garage.

Properties in GTAO suck dicks.
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>>183137419
2x is still going on as of tonight. Just made over 300k in a single game.
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>>183105442
Absolutely it will better fiance a bunker. The cool thing about vehicle warhouses is that you can see quicker returns on profit compared to the other businesses.

For reference it takes three hours to make 900k selling top range cars solo, provided during the cooldown time for each sale you do one sightseer that lasts at least 5 minutes, in order to recuperate the 20 k lost from the cost of sale.

Compare that to the bunker where in three hours you'll make about 250k only if you have bought the equipment and staff upgrades. Sure it's a nice thing to have going in the background while you're doing vehicle or crate sales but it's not a money making machine.

Also if you want to only get top range cars while doing vehicle thefts, fill your warehouse with 10 low tier and 10 mid tier cars. That way when you go to steal cars the game will only give you top range.
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>>183113118
>2017 los santos
>construction on the little seoul apartment building and downtown skyscraper next to maze bank hasn't progressed at all in 4 years
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How do i get the game to not run like shit any time i choose self radio when riding around?
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>>183145221
Create a shortcut to your music folder in your GTA V Self Radio folder. Don't put your music to your GTA V folder.
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>>183145570
Ok i will try this
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>>183145772
Tried it, game runs better with it now no more dropping past 50 but i still get very obvious drops.
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>>183136395
I would like them to add in assassination contracts like you could do in almost every GTA to date, even if it's a simple go to payfone and get instructions. Simon says
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>>183103969
I have the 2 car in grapeseed. I have the weaponized Tampa and dune FAV in it. Kind of like the crazy redneck building weapons in his garage
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>>183142652
pretty realistic if you ask me
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>>183111574
>>183111996

same, tacticool stuff is all you see

somebody post racing/casual/heisty outfits
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>>183150215

It would be if GTAV took place in Liberty City or Dubai.
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>>183150279
never been to LA before, i just assumed they used mexicans like they do in texas so nothing really gets done
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>>183150452
>mexicans
>never getting anything done
Not sure where this meme comes from, the buildings around here get built super fast and that's mostly because of the mexicans that work super fucking hard and they usually work really well together.
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>>183150275
Is that the benny version? I have had a knockoff version of the wrc evo since deadgen but only now I see it for real (more so)
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>>183150805

Indeed, with the Redwood livery.
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>>183150528
t. Illegal spic.
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>>183152660
Nope.
I hate illegals but i recognize that the working ones do work hard.
Gardening and building buildings takes constant work.
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>Songs you'd like to see in GTA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAUhKl-SPGk&index=3
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>>183152875

Catchy, and what's withholding you from adding this to Self Radio?
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>>183153291
>what's withholding you from adding this to Self Radio?

It just isn't the same, also it lags like fuck.
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>used stealth money literally 2 months ago
>gave self $400M
>still not banned
man, this is frustrating. no ban, no money adjust. I was hoping at least a money adjust, so that I could move on and stop thinking about it, but now I'm wondering if stealth money truly is an undetected hack that rockstar is unable to block.
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>>183153337
>also it lags like fuck
this
>>183154034
I got a ton of money dropped to me around the game came out and then i quit and when i came back i expected them to have removed the money but it's still there..
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>>183120529
I thought that shirt was a secret loss edit from the thumbnail
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Can you call the MOC and a CEO or personal vehicle?

Also does crew black lead to patriot tire smoke?
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>>183155239
You can have the MOC, a personal vehicle, a CEO vehicle and a Pegasus vehicle all out at the same time.

Don't know about the tire smoke.
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>Paint mobile command centre crew black
>Switch crew
>It's bright green now

What the fuck
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whats the best way to hack money nowadays? whats this stealth money thing about?
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>>183157679
How are you surprised by this. Makes perfect sense
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>>183157679
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>>183157679
i is borked
i think that is the only thing that does that
did your truck change color
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Is this the shittiest drip feed ever?
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>>183157891
>>183158367
>Literally no other thing does this, I have an entire garage painted crew black, and it stays crew black even if I leave the crew
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post characters?
i don't know why i put makeup on his eyes
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>2017
>men STILL can't wear female clothing
>men STILL can't have female hairstyles
it's 20 FUCKING 17 ROCKSTAR
STOP BEING BIGOTS
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>>183158930
Who are you quoting?
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>>183159361
I was going to write something else and didn't delete the >, the point still stands
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>>183113438
>not having millions in bonds to fast track it all on the day of release
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>>183159641
>the point still stands
That you're retarded?
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>>183158973
HOL UP
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>>183159907
SO
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>>183158838
Yeah, it even surpassed the Minivan Custom in how yawn-inducing it is.
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>>183158838
what this thread?
death is imminent.
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>>183160279
>We will never get butts like this in GTAO
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>>183160721
It sucks, you can still make ok butts though.
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Does gtag ever so heists or just freeroam shit? I need to know before i join
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>>183162691
gtag is dead
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>>183162719
So the new crew they made was just for the inner cicrle trannies?
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>>183162691
PS4 does stuff like that and junk.
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>>183162775
yes if you're a degenerate you can go ahead and join, this thread is dying badly though so the gtag community has shrunk heavily.
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>>183159724
No, that you're retarded and so is the game because the MOC is the only thing in the game where the colour changes if you change crew
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>>183162862
From the sessions i join it seems very much alive. Mostly new players though.
I was hoping gtag was still active since i'm sick of retarded low levels. Guess i'll stick to solo public sessions or play with that one friend when he ever comes online.
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Is there a way to get a new cheap copy of GTA? I got perma banned and dont want to spend 28€ for a new copy.

>inb4 fuck cheater gtfo
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>>183163113
I'm a low level because i just got back into gta online, i didn't play it for a while.
You could try the discord but it's filled with trannies too.
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>>183163137
fuck cheater gtfo
I love little skiddy tears. Cry more faggot.
You wanne cheat money, pay the price fsggot
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>>183163137
Haha get permabanned stupid ningen.
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>>183163252
good goy buy some more goycards from jew*
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>>183163378
>not just using some faggot modder for money
Lmao, It's too easy, just have a non identifiable name and play as a girl and b a d a b o o m
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>>183163068
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>>183163345
>>183163252
samefag
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>>183163452
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>>183163378
Good boy.
>Be an ignorant little skiddy.
>Believe that you actually beat cockstar at their game.
>get banned
>cry on indonesian pottery forum
>have to buy game again
But i beat the system guys lol
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>>183163681
well i played 700 hours with cheats without getting caught.
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>>183163795
Soon
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>>183163820
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Who /playing with GTAG while in their underwear/ here
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Can someone within the crew at least make an emblem worthy of wearing? Current emblem is shit.
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Who /playing with GTAG while in their cumfilled panties/ here
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>>183163997
i'm not i'm /sitting here doing nothing but maybe i'll play the game later but not with gtag because i'm not in the group because i don't like the tripfags here who made it/
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>>183163997
>>183164102
Male or female?
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>>183164370
Female(male)
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>>183164102
Cum filled panties?!? How the hell did they get like that? This is a crime scene.
>>183164370
Do you really need to ask?
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>>183164370
Male

Wearing my tighty-whiteys
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>>183164481
>How the hell did they get like that?
I tickled my femanine penis too much and all my cummies floaded my panties. Teehee ;)
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>>183164461
See now thats your issue, Its unsanitary for males to do such things.
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>>183164586
>femanine
It's feminine.
Atleast you tried though.....
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>>183164586
Disgusting, do you even play with the crew or just more delusional trannys?
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>>183164698
Don't blame me for typos when i am post orgasm. My feminine penis is still filled with cummies for you if you want some cutie
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>>183164848
>Don't blame me for being dumb
Whatever, loser.
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>>183164725
I just came to the thought of Jaszmine tickling me. Ye i play with the crew.
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>>183164963
You sound frustrated. Want me to cum for you while sucking you off or would you prefer sucking me off? Let me know cute~
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>>183158973
I don't know if we're not supposed to reply to this post or something, but here.
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>>183164848
No that is heresy, cummies are purely for vagoo or panties of females with vagoos so they continue with optimal chance of impregnation even while playing gta or walking around!
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>>183165131
I don't suck cocks, slut.
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Hmm something's familiar about this car...
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>>183107926
>Spectre has such a high top speed it shouldn't even be on that category.
Fucking what?
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>ITT gross tranny
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>>183164848
>>183164995
>>183165131
Tranny THOT BE GONE!
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>>183165534
Yea this place is infested by them though, it's why 4chan is falling apart.
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>>183161090
>you can still make ok butts
You have literally 0 control over your characters butt. Every single player in GTAO has the same butt.
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>>183165662
What the fuck nigga?
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That Austin Powers bloke doesn't have shite on this
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>>183165662
I honestly didn't expect you to post cumming in panties.
It's absolutely disgusting and shameful but props to you for having the nandos to do it.
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>>183165662
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>>183165662
fucking hell
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>>183165662
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>>183142415
Went ahead with import/export, you weren't kidding. Not having to pay to source is a god send, and the cooldowns are generally lower. Thanks for the advice anon
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@183165662
I ain't even giving this retarded mental patient a (you)

And you people said trannys weren't killing /gtag/
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>>183165662
DELETE THIS
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>>183166047
>and you people said trannys weren't killing /gtag/
They've really destroyed alot of things, the fact that people are glorifying trannies and fags is bewildering to me.
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>>183126859
Can our characters make love?
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>>183165662
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>>183166217
Use a menu and use sex animations between yours and their characters.
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Anyone here feel confident enough to drive a real super? And I'm not talking about that pussy drive-assist mode that rap stars use when they zoom around town in their $100,000 lambos. I'm talking about straight race mode, with the car fully unlocked and capable of reaching it's full potential.

Could you drive one from one side of your city to the other, without crashing/killing yourself?
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>>183166161
But I'm not a guy, faggot, start talking bout gta before I blast your ass with my nine nigga!
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>>183104935
desu i'm going to copy this
can you still get hydraulics on cars or was that only in gta sa?
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Is it considered shitter gear if you're going for a militia kinda thing
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>>183166291
Yeah why not, id feel super rich for the 20 mins it takes to drive across town.
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>>183166291
>Could you drive one from one side of your city to the other, without crashing/killing yourself?

Probably but honestly the opportunity to kill myself in a flaming blaze and take a hypercar with me is too good to pass up.
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>>183166508
Masks with glitched hats/glasses could be considered as one but at least yours aren't wearing all-black gear with BP helmets.
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>>183166291
No, I'll definitely take a corner too hard or to slow and die in an explosion.
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>>183166508
I wouldn't really consider that shitter gear.
Shitters tend to go for the all-black or all-camo tacticool getup with BP helm and Bigness or skull mask.
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>>183166291
>city traffic
>a test of your ability to control a car at the limit

What?
Also my town is 99% roundabouts so crossing it in anything is a chore, not life threatening unless you have high blood pressure though.
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>>183167229
i've seen jackasses in corvettes waste themselves just pulling out of a parking lot. your casual driver wouldn't be able to handle a super on the freeway.
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>>183108537
>r*
>balance

tfw theyll never go back and retrospectively fix anything ever
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>>183165658
I'm pretty sure different clothing items use different meshes
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>>183150275

How do you get a helmet inside a car?
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>>183168952
this. overalls give a thicc bottom.
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>join thread after 2 months
>tranny posting
I see nothing has changed
>>
vacca
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Is there a list somewhere of vehicles for GTA Online that can only be unlocked by doing specific missions / activities first?
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why the fuck does every general on /vg/ either have a problem with trannies or rpfags? i swear it's every fucking general
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>>183170267
>trannies or rpfags
because if you are a tranny or an rpfag, keep it to yourself, nobody cares.
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>>183169276
Proof?
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>>183117801
I'm not the host of this but I would expect catch-up, slipstream, and traffic to be off.
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>Technical Custom in game
>3/4 research unlocks are visual customization
I see the gunrunning jewing ain't gonna stop.
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>>183162691
No it's not, I'm in the new crew and don't mind doing heists.

t. Interpol
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>>183162691

Only a few people are up for heists mosty gtag just rps in the mountains
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>>183103969
Yep. Vespucci Boulevard. Right around the corner from the Ammu-nation[/spoiler] a-a-and the Convenience Store so I don't have to walk far to get snacks and go back inside to shitpost and fap[/spoiler]
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>>183158973
>>183165190
I'd forgotten that's what I name'd my character
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>>183166508
There's kinda a difference between cheap PMC/Militia stuff VS tacticool. The latter is like all black/camo shit with as many glitched items as possible used to cover up their face/body.
>>
r8 my rides
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>>183174310
actually bretty good, I would definitely change the wheels on the sabre turbo custom though.
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>>183174310
get a proper garage first, faggot.
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>>183174310
That Sultan is offensively bad, otherwise fine, except the Sabre Turbo which I'm convinced is impossible to make look good.
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>>183174310
>Initial D Futo
>Not a hatchback
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>>183174486
>implying it's not the sedan that not-dagumi drove for the last race
boy oh boy was 5th stage terrible

well except maybe the hojo and ryosuke stuff

but the rest, god damn
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>>183174593
aw fuck I forgot

ya got me
>>
What are some good Elegy retro colorschemes?
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Post Self Radio songs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnrQJr7bJSQ
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>>183174830
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yW8nBlZZvxM
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>>183174830
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=601KBaWl2x8
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>>183174810
Gasoline green.
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>>183174830
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=givRh52Ic3A
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>>183174830
https://youtu.be/xm8QxQTv9kw

Put me in the radiofeed.
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>>183174830
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUoMMegb3Ig
Specifically this version, with the intro from Crazy On You. I used to have both Crazy On You and the normal version of Dreamboat Annie, but a few months ago when I cleaned up my radio I took out Crazy On You and subbed Dreamboat Annie for this version. Might go back at some point.
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>>183174830
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJ7NVjZ-Eyg

Vice City babyyy
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>>183174810
All black, no livery or fancy visual mods, make it a sleeper.
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>>183166217
Not unless you're a modder and can also track down my session, which I doubt.

Besides, I only put out for people who compliment my photography.
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>>183176047
killonsight.jpg
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>>183176047
That's some great photography.
*unzips telephoto lens*
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>>183104212
Okay, so I've made some adjustments to Ryder's and Lamar's positions on the compass so they don't seem so extreme. I've also added Yusuf Amir and Phil Cassidy to the Auth-Right and Lib-Right areas respectively.

See anything in the positions of the characters that needs changing? Have any characters in mind that belong on the compass? Go ahead and suggest.
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>>183176161
fuck, I'm mad as hell, I made that character over a year ago, not my fault some assholes made a similar looking character.

They are different though. I used totally different make-up/eyebrows, the nose is a bit different, jaw-line's very different, I think I put more aging on the face too.
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>>183176318
I can't believe anyone cares about shit like this.
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>>183176318
extreme level of autism
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>>183169842
Si
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>>183177042
people cared about it in the previous two generals and at the start of this one.

>>183178153
having a group meme is autism, but spamming BRAP memes everytime someone posts their tranny's blocky ass in shorts isn't?

retard
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>>183178240
They're both equally autistic you mong. Fuck, everything that makes up the day to day dealings of every fucking general is pure autism

>erp
>circlejerking
>trannyposting LIVING IN THE NINETIES
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Daily reminder that it's a kill on sight towards any fucker that has this character.
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The only reports I've seen of Stealth Money users being banned were when they were using something else in conjunction, like an RP loop. So I think it is totally undetected. At least, within reason. I'm sure someone could still manually check or report but common sense with hacking; don't give anyone a reason to.
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>>183139532
>2/3 HD universe games take place in Liberty City
it's a fun place but no thanks
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>>183178615
what the fuck is stealth money?
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>>183178514
nigger, how is making a meme in collaboration with multiple posters on a general considered as autistic as ERPing as your vidya character in Discord?
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these helis really pucker my pooper
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I have my Generic White Girl With Generic Face™ character in slot 1 because I wanted a lady that looked young-ish and not like a crack whore. What should I do with my second slot?

I'm thinking a black girl or some older guy I can dress up in tacticool gear.
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>>183179057
go with a guy, filthy waifufag.
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>tfw someone kills you for no reason then you make them eat shit until they leave or you get bored
only joy of this game 2bh
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post a better radio station
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8pbnjvypQ0
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>>183178982

They're made worse by the fact it's not someone hanging out the side, so rather than having okay accuracy, they have the laser-focused accuracy of car passengers. It's bullshit.
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>>183179282
Yeah, I can still make out fine on payouts, but with some of the slower vehicles like the Roosevelt or Mamba, it really brings out the sperg in me.
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>>183178728
For starters you're consciously making a meme, that's already red flags. Nevermind the fact the core of said meme is the placement of fictional characters on a political chart.

You legit have brain damage if any of the above sounds like normal behavior.
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>>183178524
What is so special about her?
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>>183179164
I became an anti-griefer who has a Hydra, an Oppressor, and an explosive-rifle at hand to make sure that CEOs and MCs don't get bullied by autistic shitters. You should try doing what I am doing.

The only type of shitter I can't properly deal with are the passive-popping kind, especially when I have to wait an entire in-game day for Lester's bounty-placement's cooldown to finish.

>>183179831
If you want to talk about anyone with brain damage, it is the faggot who is sperging over someone making a harmless meme and unironically calling him the autist just for daring to have fun.

I'd advise you to pull that cactus out of your ass and stop being such a retarded cunt about the most basic shit.
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>>183179139
I'll make you my waifu next
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>>183181082
your boipussy is mine
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>>183165662
>/gtag/
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>>183181197
w-what was it? desuarchive.org doesn't make archives of /vg/ threads.
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>>183181403
I hope I don't get banned for it.
https://img.fireden.net/vg/image/1500/46/1500469203198.jpg
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>>183181403
Guy jerking off into his underwear.
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>>183181512
>>183181558
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>>183181675
I wish he would, but he wont sadly.
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>>183181675
God is dead and trannies killed him.
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>>183103704
I wanna join GTAG PC name's Leckaine
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>>183180334
>unironically using 'no u' as a defense

Autism.
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>>183174432
You think that Sultan is bad?
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>>183182958
>spergs over a meme
>calls its creator autistic
>is baffled when it's pointed out that he's the autistic one

you're not even trying to hide it
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What cars do you find fun to drive online even though they're stat-wise objectively pure shit?
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>>183183705
Dewbauchee Rapid GT, it's so incredibly fun to drive.
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>>183183071
No but I think your graphics settings and attempt at making a Trump character are.
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>>183183705
Furore is bae
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LSPD is a dangerous job
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>>183174830
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN6FIac7Wwc

based king of the hill
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Remember when Sports Classics was about classic sports cars and grand tourers and not about 30-year-old supercars?
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>>183183705
Futo.
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>>183185172
No.
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>>183174830
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agCiXI8kZjE

Sometimes, the Hotline Miami 1/2's soundtrack goes really well with GTA V. It's just really good crime music.
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My game seems to stutter no matter what graphics setting it's on

I have an i5 6600k and 8GB ram
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>>183188553
>I have an i5
>8GB ram
cute
You should stop living in 2010 and upgrade your shit hardware.
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>>183188553
do not use self radio and turn off any options in the advanced options maybe?
I have an i5 6600k too.
What is your graphics card maybe since you said changing the graphics doesn't help?
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>>183179282
Hi there, I just want to let you know that the helicopter doesn't have any gunners on board. When they shoot, its like the SD era GTAs, where the rounds would appear from beneath the fuselage. Thank you, have a nice day.
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>>183181675
punish me daddy uwu
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>>183188996
How much i bet you he has an ATI gpu?
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>>183189154
Probably i've got a mid end gpu and i'm doing fine on highest at 60 fps.
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>>183189225
Same here
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>>183189372
Wow we're so similar!
>>183188996
Haha us two are much more fortunate than you.
if you just recently built your computer i completely understand going with a lower card the price of them now is fucking insane.
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A kind modder could help me for have some money? :"D
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>>183189645
Download and use Stealth Money.
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>>183189645
What do you offer in return?
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A thank you very much :"D
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>>183190112
Yea not worth it.....
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>>183187354
A man of taste I see.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsL3NOuZ0As
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>doing the plane setup mission for prison break
>kill every single NPC in my weaponized tampon
>single level 600 chinese player still manages to die
>do it all again
>get the plane 5 feet from the hanger bay to land and finish
>chinese guy leaves

I'm so fucking sick of chinks. The worst part is you have to spend like 30 minutes making sure every joined player is not a chink because some of them caught on and bought German accounts or whatever so they don't get booted out of everything instantly.
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>>183190254
Hotline Miami 1's soundtrack is better.
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>>183190360
Eh, to each their own. There's a charm to hlm1's simple songs. Plus more Scattle songs are always good.
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>>183190340

>>>/pol/

chinese players are some of the best and most reliable in the game
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>>183189747
He asked for money, not for a ban.
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well i tried to ask eheheheh
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>>183189645
Post SC name friend. I will help you out
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>>183190254
MAH NIGGA
Life Companions' "Richard" is also great.

>>183190360
It was also good too, but I think they're both equal. Kinda hard to have songs like "A New Morning" on one list and "Roller Mobster" on the other then say one's better than the other.
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>>183190567
>t.chink
>>>/g/
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>>183190567
>chinese players are some of the best and most reliable in the game
You're either one of them or you have never played with them. They are the worst players aside from the Brazilian monkeys littering some sessions with their apelike behavior.
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>>183190585
>ban
Sure Jan
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>have to shoot guy driving car for vehicle warehouse source mission
>shoot through the a-pillar
>no windows shattered
>0$ repair cost
Holy shit.
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>>183190567
>implying
Go play any f2p game and watch as Chinese bots slowly take over the economy. They're fucking annoying and need to be IP banned. Vietnamese are in that category as well.
>>
Filling a new garage with 60 different cars and upgrading them all sure is tiring.
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>>183191325
4th office garage when? Actually 5 would be better. Then I could store most of my collection in the office and use my property slots for more important things like cozy 6 and 2 car houses in Paleto Bay and Grapeseed.
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>>183190880
Made a mobster outfit based on the cover art, pic related. I'd post a screencap but I'm at work

I initially wanted to make the Bodygaurd from the final boss of hlm1, but there isn't really any clothes that match. Maybe I'll recreate Jacket's girlfriend or something.
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>>183191263
>>183190957
>>183190934
>>>/pol/
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>>183191535
>not owning 10 car properties everywhere and filling them with the highest resell value car for emergency money
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>>183191550
Fuck, forgot the pic lmao
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>>183191704
>needing emergency money
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>>183191550
>>183191751
Nice. I just look like a random fan.
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why not just range ban Russia and China from GTAO, or at least segregate them to their own regional servers, goddamn.
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>>183191860
Don't call me when that DLC drops just when R* resets your money to 0.
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>>183191950
In your dreams, new money.
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>>183191659
>t. butthurt chink
It has nothing to do with /pol/ shit, this is experience from playing online games. The Chinese ruin everything.
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>>183191659
>duh pol boogerman!!!!!!1111

Chinese need to fuck off and go play on their own servers/sessions in all games.
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>>183191659
>>>/g/
Go back to where you're actually wanted you fucking chink.
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>>183191704
What is the highest resell value vehicle?
>>
Kurono90
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>>183192357
>>183192432
It's hilarious when you post "TAIWAN #1" and they go out of their way just to kill you and ruin the mission/heist.
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>>183192715
literally every time too.
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>>183192695
what do you want
>>
this game needs its own anime series.
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>>183193054

DEEZ NUTZ
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>>183192432
Seriously. Why the fuck do they always feel the need to infest NA servers? It's even worse when they don't even bother speaking English.
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>play gta online
>some guy flies to me on a motorcycle
>get on
>we're flying over los santos
>he then ejects me off and i fall to my death
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>>183193375
but the oppressor is a 1 seat only
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>>183193525
Not when you have a mod menu.
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>>183193525
He was on a pcj
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>>183193375
>not having a parachute with you at all times
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>>183193751
>having a parachute
>when you're on the ground 90% of the time
I would keep them if i flew ever but i really never do.
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>>183193875
They can be useful if you mess around too much
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>>183193945
I'm serious business though, I never mess around!
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>>183171206
Anon who asked originally here. I noticed after I asked that the tracks are all custom tracks so I can see having traffic turned off. But I'd like to have catch-up and slipstream on still. I know they're often seen as crutches for bad racers but I like how they help make cars that aren't the best be race worthy and some more variety in races is always fun. I hate spawning into a race and 95% of racers picked the same car.
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>>183174310
It sucks how the regular apartment garages have no customization
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>tfw GTA IV has a much better map which instantly makes you invested in it
I hope 6 doesn't fuck it up. A map involving a major city feels far more bigger than a massive map that involves 50% of it being mountains.
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>>183194518
But 5 has a major city. It just also has useless filler next to it.
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>>183194450
No it doesn't.
Liberty city is the most boring and god awful city in the series.
Legend of zelda cycle fags please go home
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>>183194747
What the fuck?
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>>183194895
Sorry that was meant for >>183194518
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He then toggled passive (again) and spent 15 minutes running back and forth between hydra spawns with us blowing them up every time
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>>183194747
>most boring
How. Everything had a roof access and tons of buildings had an interior you could actually go in. V's map isn't boring but they sure fucked up by needing to make mount chilliad 50% of the map.
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>>183195059
>xiaokai
>caoxiao
>binglian
>daoxianxianliao
>pingpingdong
>chingchongningnongbong
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>>183195196
City is a droll brown and yellow color at all times. I agree with your criticism to GTAV's map but GTAIV's is worse in every way imaginable, the main city in GTAV destroys all of liberty city.
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>>183160279
What ass is this
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>>183195693
Since i think just telling you is boring, how about i give you a hint?
Bat
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>>183195504
>color
Okay sure it looked like shit and always had a depressing grey but the overall city structuring was far more fun than 5.
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>>183195504
>brown and yellow color at all times
You haven't played TBoGT have you?
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>>183196159
I don't think so i'm pretty sure i quit GTAIV after i got a bit into it.
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>>183196083
Eh, the only things i can really say were nice was the time square kinda place and the get a life building.
I do miss enter able buildings in GTAV though, i miss gyms too.
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>>183196254
Each episode had it's own environmental mood, normal IV was gray, TLaD was more brown and foggy, TBoGT was more colourful and clean.
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Speaking of 4, is the online alive at all? I feel an itch to play it
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>>183196471
I tried seeing if you were right and looking at videos i can't see much of a difference except it's less brown and more yellow?
Piss filters!
>>183196501
Hell no it's online was dead on launch, if you want to play you'd have to get others in on it.
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>>183176047
How do you take your pictures?
How do you get the good shots and lighting?
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>>183196849
>dead on launch
What? The online was always alive, the only problem was that everyone just fucked around in the airport. Races were alive too. I don't know about the other modes, I never bothered trying them.
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>>183184226
A very dangerous job
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>>183197073
Camera angles and good timing are the real things you need.
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>>183197162
>The online was always alive
Exactly what platform are we talking about?
On Xbox 360 and pc i found it pretty dead.
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>>183197473
I was on ps3, it was always alive there.
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>>183197556
>being a sonycuck
heh...well i guess you get alive games and i get working games....
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>>183197165
I remember having a lot of fun with LCPD or whatever that mod was called. Is this anything like that? How much can you do with it?
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>>183197713
http://www.lcpdfr.com/
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>>183197165
That mod was the best part about GTA4 for me, is it good in GTAV?
It looks like you were playing online in these but wouldn't you get banned?
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>>183197473
Played it on 360 in EU, was definitely alive.
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>>183197695
good one
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>>183195915
I legitimately cannot think of anything remotely close to what that ass might be based on the hint

Bat-Girl?
Also I don't know who that is in the spoiler picture if that's also a hint
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>>183197473
GTA IV had packed servers on launch and for a long time afterwards. Races, Cop & Robbers, and Deathmatches were very active.

>>183198151
Harley Quinn, senpai.
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>>183198316
FUCK MEANT FOR >>183198151
>>183198327
This guy guessed it easily come on!
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>>183198316
>>183198327
I only feel slightly retarded now but thanks for the info
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What is currently the best super car for racing?
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>>183189050

Really? Fucking R*, explains how they can track so well though.
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>>183198773
Nero custom, or the Vagner.
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>>183197863
I never once thought to look for an LCPD-type mod for GTAV but I might have to give it a try later. Question though, will I still be able to play Online normally if I install LSPDFR? Will I have to uninstall before I play Online? Not sure how much Rockstar cares about modified files.
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>>183198773
vagner or tempesta will do you
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This is your selection of ideal racing cars going from a supposed track with nearly only straights to a track with tons of turns:
>811
>Nero Custom
>X80
>Vagner
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>>183199439
>x80
No car is worth 3m, i'd remove it from the list just for that.
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>>183199573
It's like you don't even have unlimited hacker bucks.
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>>183198902
Yes, I'm being for real, although the police helicopter doesn't have that. Also AI buzzards are 50-50, I've seen them use their mounted cannons, other times i've seen a string of rounds coming from beneath it (on the non armed buzzard i think)
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>>183199573
I'm sure my X80 has paid for itself half of it's price
in race winnings, perhaps maybe full price too.

>>183199826
also this
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>>183199439

Tempesta beats them all on lap time
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>>183200003
Lap time on what track?
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>>183195320
>Son, I'm sorry... they got us.
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>>183200003
On not stunt tracks, sure. They're not relevant anymore though, The few good racers that race on them prefer to make lobbies with sports as class.
Still, if you really want a track/city car super:
>Tempesta
Followed by:
>t20
>itali
and for a track like on the goh:
>811
>>
>join crew
>end up in the same 24-person session containing 10 IGN APCskiddies and 1 afk GTAG

Do not pretend this is all there is playing right now
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>>183202158
They all moved to 7 days after some cunt in the crew sperged out over petty bullshit.
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>>183199120
I don't know if you can play online but i do know you have to run lspdfr through RAGEpluginhook and not the normal GTA client
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>>183199439

I race all the time, what I see win races
>811
>Vagner
>Tempesta

What shitters in 2nd and below always use:
>Nero Custom
>Italia Custom
>X80
>RE7B

Hopefully that monstrous big dick Ocelot super comes out soon, since it has an even higher top speed than 811
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>>183205492
it has guns too
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>>183206075
lol no it doesn't. You're thinking of the Ardent.
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>>183206397
whats the other one then?
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>>183206512
Ocelot XA-21, the soon-to-be king of supercars.
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>>183185172
Avtually the infernus classic was made in the 90s but the model it's based off of is the even newer 1995 model with hints of the diablo gt that came out in 1999.
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>>183200629
Good reference. Still a great movie.
>>
Post vocaroo
If your voice isn't nice i won't respond....
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>>183206641

>jaguar the new best supercar

I can't wait
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>>183202878
7 Day to Die?
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Can you guys hear me out on this one? The Alien Invasion DLC/SP DLC. It seems like Rockstar is cooking something massive.
>UFOs in SP
>Strange radio transmissions in the sea that, when translated to SSTV, reveals a picture of Earth
>Epsilon/Kifflom are lizard-people, that manipulate Michael; in the alien aducting of Michael, an alien says "We cannot protect him"
>Alien crash site in Online; its a FIB UFO, and at the crash site, when you arrive, your car shuts down, and out of all the other vehicles, just the FIB ones work
>when you stand in Michael's house and look through the window in the living room at the FIB block, the logo spins like on the UFO
>In SP, when you go to the crash site, you will hear footsteps, and there's a possibilty you'll be killed by a stranger, that doesn't appear on the map as an enemy.
Its MvM for TF2 all over again, a slow, but consistent boil that will lead to something BIG.
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>>183207982
enough
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>>183197073
I find a spot that looks good, good natural lighting and everything I want, and start recording with the in game recording feature, like in single player or director mode.

Then I go into the rockstar editor, go to the time in the footage I want, edit the camera, line up the shot I want, turn off the HUD, and take a screenshot.

For that screenshot (and this one, I have a few more like them) I actually managed to clip through the ground, which isn't easy to do, and got a lot of nice low angles from that.
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>get 1:1 WL ratio in race
>every race after for 10 races is blatant menu users
>this has happened consistently over the course of 3 weeks

Theres no part of this game these assfags wont ruin
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>>183209786
>Giving one fuck about stats in an imbalanced casual game
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This is relaxing.
There's white noise in the background and I just feel really tired.

I really wish there could be more players down there, and maybe they'de have less guns. It'd be such a nicer game.
>>
>>183209786
The racing stats are just dumb. Take anything but first place in a race (which can have about 30 contestants) and it's counted as a "loss" and nothing more. They'd better improve on this in GTA6. I'd like to see actual finish lines instead of another boring round checkpoint too, and perhaps some kind of replay mechanic.
>>
>>183214924
I went on a hill near Paleto Bay's sawmill and sat there near the trees for a while. So peaceful.
>>
>>183209786
What makes me angry are the ones who curb boost every chance they can get, even when they're miles ahead of 2nd place. Seeing them swerve all over the road just looks stupid and it's not like you develop any real racing skills like how to take a corner or stuff like that.
>>
>>183214924
>>183215584
I've got a challenge for you, before dawn breaks try hiking around Mt gordo with a jerry can to make camp fires and absolutely no HUD or radar, or try raton canyon! (single player is even better for graphics, wild life, sound effects, and time, plus your character actually gets sweaty and wet spots appear on their clothing although I also suggest first person mode)
>>
>>183214924
>>183215584
>>183216128
Really considering buying a house in Paleto Bay just for the COMFY factor. Are they any good?
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>>183216963
Yes. With the 6 properties, a biker clubhouse, and a 60 car office, there really is no reason to not buy stuff around the map.

I'd say go with this one because the other has a big convenience store behind. It also looks out at the ocean when you leave it.
>>
>>183217336
i enjoy dynamic shadows
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>>183207982
I just hope it doesn't mean overpowered alien weapons, freeroam is a mess as is. Missions centered around ayylmaos would be neat though.
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>>183214924
>tfw can't turn off the lights in any of our properties
i will never be satisfied
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>there will never be a way to disable this waste-of-time splash screen
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is there modders?
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>>183216963
I also for got to mention paleto bay has every kind of store except for a convenience store to buy snacks from.
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>>183217336
Awesome, ty.
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So, do any of you guys bother doing things like contact missions or any other mode not races anymore? I'm considering doing survivals with a pistol only just for the sake of it, i'm bored of everything else.
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>>183217737
>he doesnt own a GTA-dedicated computer that always has GTA loaded.

I feel for you my man.
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>paying properties during a race
thanks J*
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>>183219573
The massacro is so sexy from the back. I hate that pink clip on though, front or back
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>>183219573
What? How? You only pay property fees after staying in the same session for 45 minutes.
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>>183219845
It's a tow hook all race vehicles have them.
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>>183219845
Tow hooks are cool
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>>183138670
Yes
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i requested to join pc crew, my sc name is AssCaptain
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>>183224118
Done.
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>>183157551
You can have multiple CEO vehicles at one time, you just have to get a little distance between yourself and 1 before calling another.
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>>183157786
You can get shark cards through steam without paying, you need to purchase it as a gift then send it to yourself then alt f4 steam as soon as you click confirm on payment.
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>>183166291
I can't even ride a pushknacker without dying. I've tried many times.
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>Make a PC bug report
>Upload msinfo and dxdiag
>Gets changed to a PS4 gameplay issue

R* support is the most competent part of the whole company
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>skid is so asshurt about getting killed he uses his menu to dos people out of the session
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>>183219152
No we only race and tranny erp now. Some of us do both.
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>>183219152
The only reason I go into contact missions anymore is to sit and wait for research or gun manufactering to finish without having to pay 20,000 grand every hour in utilty charges.
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I'm so pumped for the GTAG car meet and race day coming soon. I went back and made sure I had all my race cars up to standard.

desu I haven't raced in years, not since they added stunt races (I think they're annoying trash when you miss a ramp or fly wrong off a jump and you're fucked the whole race)
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so now that i have this does that mean ive lsot access to the regular pegasus technical and have to buy it again?
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>>183230136
>scanning wireshark
>still getting requests
?????????????????????????????????????
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>>183180139
lots of horny kids are using her, they got it from a popular video on how to create her. at this point there are thousands of her clones on the streets and it's annoying to see an overused character. she has become a pest.
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requesting an invite to GTAG PC for Ass-Haggis and wishing you all a saucy solstice!
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>>183233992
make your friends list public in your social club settings first then ill invite
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>>183230545
You don't have to do that. Retire as CEO, sit in your bunker, look at your security monitor, and leave the game as is and go do something else. You don't have to be CEO for your stock to go up, just be in the bunker. You won't be charged for utilities if you're not a CEO, and you also won't be kicked for idling if you just stare at your security cam.
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>>183234110
oh, right, forgot that's a thing now
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>guy is shitting up a game mode with a menu
>look at his join date
>yesterday

What's the point of this fucking game anymore exactly? These third world fucks get banned, buy a new account for $2 and get right back to ruining everything.
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>>183234451
got you
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>>183190340
>mfw I spend a literal hour booting people from a simple heist setup because they have chinese names
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SC: Caylen_x3
PC pls
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>>183231958
No, it'll be the same

Also Custom Turret Limo when?

>Be new to GTAO
>find pink limo by the gay club
>Take to LSC and Garage, can't steal it
>Order dundreary limo for 30k
>Your Pegasus vehicle is ready!
Fuck Pegasus sometimes, at least let me choose the color like the monster truck
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Is the Annihilator helicopter worth purchasing at all?
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How am I supposed to lose the cops in this slow-ass truck?
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>>183238394
not unless you like being incredibly useless at all times
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>>183178615
Stealth monwy works perfectly fine, anyone who says otherwise hasnt used it.
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>>183238757

Buzzard it is then.
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>>183238667
Railways and tunnels.
NPCs don't like driving off the road.
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>>183238757
>useless
Come on man, I practiced in this big guy, I love it so much but I can't stand r*s retarded ass with what they did to it in this game.

Meanwhile on Saints Row, the blackhawk is fun as fuck.
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>>183166841
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>>183238997
the buzzard is uninronically the best pegasus vehicle a person could own. anything to do with with killing npcs becomes extremely easy once you get used to it.
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>>183240512
>not using the journey
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>>183240763
>can't walk around inside of the journey
yeah nah it's shit
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>>183240862
I was trying to make a joke but I feel like I've set myself up for failure here[/spoiler
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How do I lengthen my penice, gtag?
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>>183238667
You dont get caught in the first place
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>>183244125
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqusfWDkrGc
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>>183244285
>killed ryan
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>>183241615
It's part of the setup for the big heist, I have to steal the truck and it automatically gives me 2 stars

>>183239287
Thanks, worked
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Who is the most unlikable character in GTA 5?

pic related
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>>183246708
Dimitri Rascalov, but that is what makes him a good antagonist.
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>>183165847
I guess you could say you got it
wedged in there
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>>183247649
agreed. nigga is so snake, you just wanted to end him and his family. IV did a great job with their characters.
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>>183193164
What would it be like?
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>>183165847
tfw people reference my posts from previous threads
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>>183247649
>in GTA 5
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>>183217681
if you have no money to your person for a few in game days theu go off
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The Sultan is actually pretty sexy if you customize it as little as possible. It gives off M3 E46 vibes.
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>>183253926
>tfw no M3 E30 sports classic
R*?????
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>>183254052
>no Miata
>no RX7
>no Supra
>no Silvia
>no Z
where the fuck are my import riceburners rockstar I thought this game was supposed to be set in LA?
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>>183254052
The Obey Omnis was supposed to be that car but you can't take off all that shit cluttering it which is honestly pretty retarded. Rockstar went backwards on this. You should be given the stock car then have the option of customizing it, not having it fully customized when you buy it but not being able to remove any of it.

>>183254238
>no supra
This one kills me.
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>>183254406
The lack of Miata hurts me the most. Especially since they've got proven working popup lamps for cars for a while now. Miata's are THE popup lamp poster boy imo.
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>>183254406
>The Obey Omnis was supposed to be that car but you can't take off all that shit cluttering it which is honestly pretty retarded.
Yeah, if you had the option to get rid of those fenders, add a normal sports wing and get rid of the fog lights it would really work as an E30 M3 stand in.

Too bad it doesn't.

Fuck.
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>>183254624
What could be some other iconic ricers Rockstar could patch into the game now that the Skyline is a real thing?

>supra
>lancer evo
>rx-7/miata
?
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>>183255259
>lancer evo
Kind of a thing with the regular Kuruma, as it's AWD and resembles the Evo X in all but the spoiler.

An Evo IX wouldn't hurt though. But yeah I would settle for Supra and the Mazda twins. Silvia would also be really cool. I think there's an exploitable niche and demand for coupe driftbox sports cars. Something like a comet that's actually worth racing with.
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>>183254406
>Obey Omnis was supposed to be that car

Yeah dude it's totally an E30 and not the famous group B rally car made by audi and named after the number of driven wheels.
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>>183255760
Doesn't change the fact that the boxy body and the headlights closely resemble the E30 if it were stock
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>>183113607
WE GETTIN ARAB MONEY
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when is the XA-21 out?
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r8
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>>183258207
>r8
i don't see any r8
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so you can get $1.5m from gunrunning right now?
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>>183258681
you mean 9F?
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>>183251945
who cares? none of the antagonists in GTA V were fun, they were just plain annoying and you couldn't take their threats easily from how watered-down they are.

Martin Madrazo was a candidate to be a great antagonist, but nah, he was reduced to being a comic relief after Trevor got introduced.
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>>183258745
if you have full stock, and full upgrades, and a session full of rival CEO's and that's also implying you have 3 others to help you because you'll have 4 vehicles, and implying nobody in the session fucks with your sale
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>>183256289
No you fucking retard. The only things similar are the body type (barely) and the headlights.
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>carblindness
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>>183260648
Duh, that means it's obviously the e30, headlights are the defining feature of a car, the obey quattro and the audi omnis bear no resemblance at all.
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Want to join pc gtag, vin_dangores
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>>183261846
no
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>>183254238
>>183254406
just curious, but which model year supra would you guys want? the supra has literally been my favorite car for over 25 years, so it would be grand to see it added.

the supra back is easily one of the most sexiest backs ever.
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>>183246708
Devin Weston
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>>183174830
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4PyqFHYYZo
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>heist are literally impossible to do with randos these days
rockstar needs to fix this shit. if it's not someone leaving, it's someone crashing and getting kicked from game, or someone just up and bailing for no reason, leaving the 3 of us to restart all over again. i've been trying for 3 hours to join one and just play through, but can't even get past a single setup.

need to increase money payout and make matchmaking easier.
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>>183266816
>not playing with your crew
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>>183264169
I just want this as a Benny custom.
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>>183266816
>it's someone crashing and getting kicked from game
This shit drives me bonkers with heists. One temporarily dropped connection and everyone fails. The game doesn't even pause and let you wait for them to reconnect. It just shits the bed and takes 5 minutes to kick you back out to Free Roam so you can wait another 5 minutes to get back into the heist again.
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>>183267572
I honestly don't get why it fails, unless that person is absolutely required to finish(e.g. prison break finale)
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>stealth money ban wave today

check your accounts lads. fun while it lasted
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Holy fucking shit

>source vehicle mission
>its a tyrus with a bomb in it
>pick-up truck turns out in front of me
>I get fucking stuck under his wheel because the tyrus is so low to the ground
>blow up because I couldn't escape
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>>183267201

They could do this easily. Jester Retro like the Elegy (I know the current one is based on the new NSX, but the SA one was a Supra), then have the custom variant.
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>>183269485
Tyrus was a mistake.
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The Rapid GT and Massacro are the only good and fun-to-drive Dewbauchees
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>>183272832
Have you never driven the Vagner or Seven-70?
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>>183272984
I own both, the Vagner is a yet another generic supercar to appeal to the juveniles that infect this game and the Seven-70 is the Massacro's overweight sibling.
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>>183269474
Bullshit.
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>>183273081
And which super cars exactly are not appeals to juveniles? They are super cars. They are supposed to be ostentatious.
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>>183274024
Vapid FMJ, for starters, since it is based on the 2017 Ford GT that is tailored to people caring about performance and driving experience over obnoxious in-your-face luxury.

The difference between it and the Aston-Martin Valkyrie is that Ford isn't a luxury brand, they're all about reliability and performance.
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How many race wins/ loses are enough to get me laughed at for the meet & race this weekend?
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>>183274637
Anyone that laughs at you for your w/l ratio is a gigantic faggot.
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>>183274637
Race W/L is always gonna be pretty mediocre if you do a decent amount of large races, since placing as anything but first counts as a loss. Having a positive ratio means you're either really good or have done a lot of stat padding.
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>>183275713
That or grinding the prison circle race for RP and car mod unlocks back around launch.
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>try to sell one of the hundred x80s I have
>no sell option
What am I missing here?
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>>183274637
I occasionally race with a girl that is something in the neighborhood of 2000/15000 and no one laughs at her.
>>
God damn the Bullet and the 9f are fun as fuck to drive.
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>>183276970
>I occasionally race with a girl(male)
I'm sure they're too busy sucking his cock to laugh.
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>>183276958
are you in the office garage?
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>>183277829
LSC my family.
>>
Ruiner open vs closed roof version?
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>>183272832
the rapid gt is easily one of the worst handling cars in the game, and not on a fun way whatsoever
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>>183261795
newfag alert

also that's a retarded argument
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>>183279123
Closed unless you want to be instakilled by helicopters
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>>183269474
well fuck
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>>183279174
It has handling that is challenging to control, but that's exactly what makes it fun to drive. Get it without the spoiler, fully upgrade it with no turbo, and drive it around the map for a while in Singleplayer.

You will change your mind.
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>>183278696
maybe they decided to cut off the ability to sell them then. i'll get on and check if i can sell mine
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>>183279123
I personally prefer the hard roof because the open one never has any glass and the windows are almost always up
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>>183279123
get the glass T-Top one
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>>183258207
Looks like a gay fashion designer, which isn't a bad thing
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>>183279123
glass.

Mine's open, and it was my first car so I don't have the heart to replace it. Fuck, it makes me so upset that you can't change that in the garage.
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>>183107926
811 has shit handling, go for the x80 or re-7b
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>>183274378
>That entire post
EL OH EL MAH DOOD
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>>183282984
>re-7b
Shit's busted.
>>
money drops are still a thing

t. recipient of 2k per pink dildo drop

it's definitely not as fast as the CEO 50k spam
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>>183284112
Anyone hosting?
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>>183284112
CEO spam still works, but its more like 100k/min now. Was in one yesterday and ended up getting like 4mil in 15 min
>>
Be tacticool
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>>183285017
What is this method you speak of
>>
>>183285139
idk what they use, I just join the lobbies from the discord.
>>
I feel a bit better about my race stats then. It was all I did for the longest time on GTAO.
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>>183285139
I think its something like Most Wanted and Exec search in an underground area, only thing I could think of, Most Wanted is easy anyway
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Anyone with the phantom wedge find it worth buying for the sale 1.4 mil it costs now? Tempted cause its a sale and I'm a sucker for sales but idk how much fun I'm going to have with it.

Also, opinions on getting an office garage. I feel like it'd be nice to have my 20 most used cars together so I dont only use the 3 cars I mainly use now but I thought the same of buying an office apartment so my assistent could call personal vehicles and I'm still using the Nero, Kuruma or Oppressor only
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why is the vagner such a dream? literally the first super i've bought in this damn game that feels so good to drive.
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>>183288810
All hypercars look like shit
>>
Any racing tips? I frequently end up under-steering with supers. (Yes I know how to use brakes)
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>>183289086
ADADADADADADADA
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>>183288810
Why does it spin after every tiny bump? O
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>>183288735
coming from someone that owns the ruiner 2000 and the rocket voltic, it's just another meme vehicle that you'll likely regret buying if you're not swimming in millions.
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>>183289086
Hold down w and let go sometimes. You also have to turn sometimes maybe.
>>
holy shit that new game mode is fucking awful.
>>
>>183288939
Yeah, I know. Ultra performance, wind tunnel testing, aerodynamic shit ends up making all of them look the same. Form following function and all that. The supers class is getting more and more samey and boring with each car they add.
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>>183289310
which one? Saw 2 loading screen adds for 2 different new adversary modes that didn't give double money so I didnt bother to check.
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>>183289227
>>183289294
I use a controller unfortunately. It's weird though it almost feels like the deadzone on my thumbstick is really large during races.
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>>183289471
I dunno why you would need a controller in this game other than for aircraft
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>>183289421
the ruiner parachuting one
I now understand why people join these and then just afk
>>
>>183289821
>needing controller at all

lmao git gud fag
>>
>>183290016
its pretty fun but still not worth actively playing for the money, can spend my time better
>>
I still get special crates because I find it fun
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>suddenly, a sign, out of fucking nowhere
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>>183290634
>he plays with his hands
get bodied Lzzzzzzz
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>>183290016
It's fun to fly as long as possible then throw the best scoring enemy off.
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>>183289310
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>>183205492
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsSTNjRBS84

highest top speed but loses in a long drag race (3:35 till 7:25

sure
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>>183292931
how
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>>183293606
ngga cheating. he gonna catch a ban soon
>>
>>183293606
literally just play the gamemode and win 4, lose 3, with 7 tries every round
>>
>>183293606

this >>183294062
4-1 w/ 5 tries, just very slow
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I regret buying this thing.
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Could that song on Los Santos Rock Radio be a JoJo reference?
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>>183292931
and the losers still managed to get 98k

i'm surprised that clam member didnt try to sabotage further than what he did, not very smart to help his clan on the other team
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>>183269474
>my account is perfectly fine

LOL
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>>183294920
Fukaru off
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>>183295867
>join game mode
>guy uses menu to make his car invincible
>just drives onto the 5 in a sea of explosions, killing everyone but him
>does this five times
>this happens in two different games
>third game some guy just flat out explodes everyone in the lobby but him

Yeah, amazing game mode
>>
>>183269474
>use stealth money to correct my account being corrected for using stealth money
>not banned
Get fucking rekt
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>inb4 blater micspams linkin park
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>>183297154
what, seriously? but his career made him loaded
>>
>>183297154
man that's pretty sad. I don't llisten to LP anymore but I loved hybrid theory, that was probably my fav album growing up

rip
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>>183288810
It sounds sweet too
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>>183297154
this is gonna hurt a lot of people. literally everyone, from all races, love this band.

>mfw all those AMVs from over a decade ago are going to get a ton of new views
>>
>>183297807
lets be honest, their new stuff was completely shit and probably contributed to his suicide. doesn't change that meteora and hybrid theory were godly albums for their time
>>
>>183298018
>their new stuff was completely shit and probably contributed to his suicide
why is Hetfield still alive?
>>
>>183298407
because he's probably a billionaire by now. and their earlier work more than makes up for the shitty last few albums
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>>183297154
>why is everything so heavy?
>i keep dragging around what's bringing me down
>if i just let go ill be set free

should've seen it coming, poor guy
>>
>>183297154
came here to link this

>>>/mu/74039151
>>>/mu/74039151

>>183297120
i actually had all my stealth money removed when the independence days stuff came back but i already invested it in bonds
>>
Name a better theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dofEigATqx0
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>>183299429
>unironically liking juvenile fuckboi trap literally taken from Soundcloud

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQADT45Q8jU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tg2FQaLUIp4

Listen to real music
>>
>>183299429
Gullywax is far better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nc_sJi7HW3c&t=
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>>183299429
>owners supers just to have them
such an unsatisfying life. you can tell this faggot maybe takes them out once a year, while spending the remaining 364 driving some ancient sports classic. spoiler alert: it's manual
>>
>>183297154
>In an interview, Bennington revealed that he suffered sexual abuse from an older male friend when he was seven years old.[8] He was afraid to ask for help because he did not want people to think he was gay or lying, and the abuse continued until the age of 13.[3] The abuse and situation at home affected him so much that he felt the urge to kill and run away.[3] To comfort himself, he drew pictures, and wrote poetry and songs.[3] Later, he revealed the abuser's identity to his father, but chose not to continue the case after he realized the abuser was a victim himself
>>
>when people whine about how doing headhunter in the APC is unfair
>>
Is it possible to turn off all phone calls when playing online?
>>
>driving any sports classic that isn't the grotti turismo classic
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>>183303684
>turashmo classic
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>>183171353
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>>183163137
fuck cheater gtfo
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>>183303845
F40 is objectively one of the best cars ever made.
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finaline requesting back to this shithole
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>>183305563
blacklisted for the final time
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>>183304218
Truly a shame cars like this won't and can't be made ever again due to safety regulations
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>>183305563
>>183306741

What is going on here?
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Well that's nice, I've been kicked from the crew out of the blue. while helping someone out with org stuff. Imagine if I'd been selling a car at the time.

Who's the guy who didn't think this through?
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>>183307026

go fuck a horse
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>>183307109
Have you tried not being a bellend lately?
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>>183306851
80s cars were designed for economic purposes anyway, it's why the shift from 70s cars to 80s is so big.
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>>183307026
You think we give a fuck?
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>>183308925
You don't just kick a person without a reason.

And who is "we", are you a hivemind, or just taking too much adderall?
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>>183309270
Should take lesserall or something.
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>>183307026

Thats a very unique and condescending tone there champ
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>>183310608
Well after being given the boot without good reason, you can understand I'd be in a bit of a venomous mood.

Somebody get this autist moderator on the phone, I want to shake them by the shoulders and politely ask them what the fucking deal is
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>steal vehicle cargo
>it has an ignition bomb
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>want to make an attractive female
>they always somehow end up looking like a mess
n-nani...
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Should I fill my motorclub with Oppressors?
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>>183312159
>not having a clubhouse full of faggios
what a faggot
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>>183312715
what a faggio*
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Requesting invite to PC crew

SC is Higgus
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>>183313680
sent))
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>>183313680
blacklisted
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tfw Linkin Park killed himself ;_;
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>>183315068
>edgy faggot trying to persevere his KD
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>>183311786
congrats, you figured out the source of the gta and tranny meme. it's nearly impossible to create an attractive female character, they always end up looking manly
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>>183311786
>>183317007
>implying
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>>183315068
crawling in my skin
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>>183317308
yeah out of how many other combinations that look like shit? 1/100
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KILLING MAKES MY DICK HARD
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what are some actually good outfits/clothing combos
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Requesting invite to the PC club
SC name: SageGriffin
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>>183317915
blacklisted for blowing up gtag car meets
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>>183317915
Blacklisted for being black
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>>183317650
-bathrobe/animal mask
-utility pants/ironic tee/ski mask
-valentine day lingerie + high heels
-80s suit jacket/khaki shorts/loafers/sports glasses/cheetah or comet
-full camo gear
-biker vest/utility pants/spike bracelets
-leopard pants/sneakers/ironic tee/backwards hat
-trench coat/utility pants/utility vest/cowboy hat
-leather pants/leather jacket/dark shades
-black skirt/purple shirt/combat boots/backpack
-black jeans/black shirt/black beanie
-pink polo/khaki slacks/aviators/cheetah or comet
-ISIS gear
-underwear/barefoot/bowtie/cowboy hat
-overalls/barefoot/cowboy hat
-trench coat/fedora/utility pants/metal tee/spiked bracelet/ifruit watch/machete

billions of combinations, but these are some of the most popular.
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>>183318505
>animal mask
stopped reading there you furry
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>>183318505
>full camo gear
disgusting
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>>183318505

>Sharing your lost of shitting fashion combinations.

This is why people get black listed.
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>>183319284
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>>183319451

It's true 90% of why people are black listed is because they come dressed like shitty teenagers.
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>>183297154
Why with people with successful careers end themselves. Damn. Linkin Park is my childhood.
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How many delivery vehicles would I get moving a half-full stock? (around 350k)

Do you only get four vehicles when it's full or is it random?
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>>183318505
Let's post our jihad outfits guys.
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>>183325118
>>183325269
hmmm
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>still playing this shit
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>>183104668

A father doing what he can to put meat on the table for his ungrateful family who think he works at a car dealership.
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>>183325118
>>183325269
>>183325440
hmmm
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>>183327079
rekt
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requesting invite for GTAG
add me
scid:faresth
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>>183327079
i don't get it? the post was deleted because of a typo.
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>>183329505
It's someone being a fag, just ignore it.
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>>183318505
>black skirt/purple shirt/combat boots/backpack
Seems awfully specific.
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Why is it absolutely impossible to get a good game of Overtime Rumble in?

>at least one AFK faggot in every game, can't be vote kicked
>at least one griefer/suicider in every game, can't be vote kicked
>players can't join mid-game to even up teams
>players quitting/lagging out mid-game
>no rebalancing system where teams are remade when several people leave so it's 4v4 or 3v3 in instead of 3v5 or 2v4
>players taking 2 full minutes to land by jumping at the top of the ramp, making games last forever
>pre-game lobbies have a time limit so you're forced to play with less people instead of waiting for the lobby to fill

Rockstar doesn't know what the fuck they are doing. There's opportunity for massive RP and cash payouts and we never get them because we can't. Fuck this.
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This very well may be a stupid question, but which game does this board generally prefer, GTA4 or GTA5? The games I have played so far and sunk serious time into were 3, VC, SA, and LCS. I was originally just going to get GTA5 but then I saw that GTA4 is now backwards compatable on the xbox one so now I don't know which one to choose.

GTAIV is available for 20 darah while V is still a whopping 60 bones. Would love to hear what your thoughts are on the games because /vg/ is generally more objective than paid reviewers online.
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>>183336542
If you haven't played GTAIV yet I sincerely recommend you get that first, but expect to fight the game a bit getting it to launch the way you want.
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>>183336347
The boot system is trash tbqh. Not only do most people have no idea how to kick someone but the afk detection doesn't kick in until 13 mins which is retarded when most rounds/missions end before that. You go into any contact mission or variations of it and you'll always find at least 1 cunt afk because he wants the easy money by doing none of the work.

>>183336542
4 for the map and overall atmosphere, 5 for the multiplayer. 5's city feels empty while everything about 4's felt alive.
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>>183336542
I much prefer V to IV. IV seems so barren in terms of customization and style and I feel they focused too much on realism and not on making a fun video game. Plus Los Santos and San Andreas in general have a much better atmopshere than LC, which felt pretty boring by comparison.

We all know San Andreas is still king, anyway. That game was so revolutionary.
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>>183336971
>revolutionary
Nah, 3 is a revolutionary game. San Andreas was just a really good game that expanded on everything 3 introduced.
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>>183336857
>>183336857
I'm actually going to get the GTA game on console because I'm still rocking a 2.8ghz processor with a video card from 8 years ago.

>>183336912
I'm actually not going to touch the multiplayer in any way. I'm playing this exclusively for the single player experience as as well as just dicking around in general.

>>183336971
>We all know San Andreas is still king, anyway. That game was so revolutionary.
I don't even think its fair to compare other GTA games to San Andreas. It may not be the best looking, but from my understanding its the one with the most content and deepest game mechanics but I could just be misremembering.

I recently watched a video on youtube that attepted to argue that GTA4 was better than 5 and while I realize that many individuals that post videos have a very clear agenda, this video made some pretty cool points. That said, it's possible that this uploader just cherry picked the best features on 4 and the worst features on 5 to make their claim.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWVtZJo-HqI

>>183337137
I'm replaying 3 right now and that game is way more punishing than I remember. I can't even go to portland anymore unless I get wasted the second I run into the Leone Family. WHy those fucking gang members are walking around with shotguns I'll never understand. You can't even speed past them as fast you can. There will still shoot you anyway. Shit sucks.
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>>183337137
Idk man, SA had so many things that hadn't been done successfully at that point

>unprecedented open world with not one, not two but three different cities, all extremely interactable, with their own distinct styles and atmosphere as well as a creepy wilderness and a desert with hidden secrets like mass graves
>customization options like car mods that were only really seen in racing games rather than open world shooters
>flying warplanes, military jets, driving tanks

>>183337607
The comments on those comparison videos are hilarious. Each video basically cherrypicks the same small details absent from the other game and yet everyone pretends the details one video somehow doesn't count because the game is five years older, even though many features in GTA V were also in games that came out before GTA IV. Like how in IV you don't even reload your weapon, you just rub your hands on the magazine, R* was too lazy to put in actual animations. Uncharted 1 from like 2006 had actual reloading mechanics.
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>>183338024
Yeah, but none of that would've happened if 3 didn't introduce all of that but in a simpler state. 3 revolutionized single player games, it was the first 3D game of it's time to be a sandbox and give the player complete freedom in an open world. Games were still stuck in a linear dungeon based style, GTA 3 said fuck it to all that.

In a sense SA was revolutionary because of how much variety of content it had, but 3 changed everything.
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>>183338364
I can agree with that.
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>>183337607
>tfw I want to play gta 4 and tbogt again but mice shit and pissed all over my deadstation 3 in storage
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>tfw the memories of playing cod 4 and gta 4 with your friends
>no friends to play with now
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>IV better than V
IV was made in times, where R* was still focusing on the actual story.
While V is made purely for Online.
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>>183338849
>While V is made purely for Online.
It has, at worst, the third best single player.
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>>183338673
>>183338673
That sounds fucking awful man. Fuck them. Also, you're saying GTA4 is worth 20 darah?

>>183338849
I plan on never ever touching the online portion of these games if that helps make a recommendation.

>>183339046
What would you consider the best singleplayers in the GTA franchise?
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>>183337607
I feel like playing 4 as well but at the same time i'm afraid of getting bored since it's just single player. I wouldn't say its worth 20 dollars either.
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>>183339142
1. San Andreas
2. V
3. The Ballad of Gay Tony
4. Vice City Stories
5. III
6. Vice City
7. IV
8. The Lost and Damned
9. Liberty City Stories
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>>183339234
>I wouldn't say its worth 20 dollars either.
Well is GTA5 worth 60 darah? I really want to get a new GTA but don't want to get Chinatown Wars because I absolutely despise the top down camera and I've already played the shit out of teh GTA PS2 trilogy with LCS included.

>>183339635
I really enjoy that GTA3 is that high on your list. Even though Claude doesn't speak the entire game I feel like he was a unique character I loved controlling. The stone cold silence easily allows players to connect with the character by self inserting to a degree and the fact that other characters reference his silence I find enjoyable. Also 3 had one of the most straightforward plots and I really liked that.
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>>183103969
nothing compares
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>>183338839
>tfw no memories of playing anything with friends
>still no friends to play with now
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>>183339635
also here are the scores/10 for each game

10
9
8
8
7
7
7
7
6
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>>183339992
Isn't it on sale for 40 right now? I'd say it's worth it since you'll pack a fuckton of hours if you play the story and online
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>>183339142
>I plan on never ever touching the online portion.
In V's case, Online takes like 90% of the game, and still growing.
While the story mode wasn't updated, pretty much since release.
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>>183299429
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViY84EEqOK8
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What can the AA trailer be hooked to? Does it have to be gunrunning vehicles or can something like an insurgent do it?
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Anyone else on PS3?
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>>183344817
Yeah, for 10 minutes on launch. Then I went back to waiting for the PC release.
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>>183343423
the stock insurgent can not, but it can once it's been upgraded to a personal vehicle. the insurgent upgrade is not released yet. the technical upgrade is.
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>>183344817
why would you do that to yourself
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>>183345302
Because it's still fun
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>>183344817
what a gamer dude

I haven't been on ps3 since 2014
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I love taking snapmatic photos at sunset, pretty comfy
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>>183347996
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>>183347996
That's a nice pic, shame it's not bigger. I myself enjoy taking pictures of my cars, I have quite a collection by now.

>tfw you prefer the engine sound of the stock sultan than the RS
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>>183336542
I like them for completely different reasons. I unquestionably like IV as an exprience a LOT more, it's one of my favorite games of all time, but for what I consider a gta experience I'd definitely go with V. Like, when I think of the GTA series, and what I want from it, GTA Online is honestly what delivers that the most. IV barely delivers in those areas, but those areas aren't what make IV great.
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>>183238667
Get out of truck, steal faster vehicle, lose cops, go back to truck.
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>>183238667
The old school way

shoot them then duck into an alleyway
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>>183347996
My Mesa is so fun in the mountains
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>>183347996
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The lighting is so damn pretty in this game, even on my PS3. It looks way better on my TV than in these snapshots.
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>>183353331
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>>183347996
Sunsets are nice.
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>Try to have fun
>hoverbike
>try to have fun again
>Insurgent
>try to
>APC
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>>183358786
>join /gtag/ lobby
>everyone having fun and helping each other do CEO work
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>>183104668
Irish git with more money than sense still livin' it up in this fuckin' beautiful country
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>>183358786
Suppressor got boring fast for me, there's just no challenge in it. You drive/fly straight for anything
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>pair of stupid mexicans have one job: get police schedule
>they drive around for 30 minutes
>they didnt even get the schedule by the time I delivered the casco
>they proceed to drive around for 30 more when they have it
>flatten them myself and kick them from the lobby
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>>183359468
>Suppressor got boring fast for me, there's just no challenge in it.
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>>183353331
Now imagine if only you had a decent pc, you would have even better lighting for your shitty snapshots
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>be a random thug
>take six 7.62×51mm NATO rounds to the chest
>none of them hit my head so I do a hilarious prat fall
>land behind cover
>while behind cover I adjust my hair, retie my shoe laces and do my taxes before standing
>my friend has popped out of a nearby tree to shoot at the guy who did it while he was waiting for me
>use my handgun to hit him six times with pinpoint accuracy
>I was eight blocks away

MUDRFUKR
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>>183358919
>join /gtag/ lobby
You mean the non-existent ones? I love those as well
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>>183359650
Yeah believe or not flying over anything that would otherwise be an obstacle makes driving it pretty fucking boring.
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>>183358919
>join GTAG lobby
>everyone fucking off in their own orgs doing solo work without saying a word to one another
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>>183166081
>>183166047
>>183166243
What was it?
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>>183360695
Picture of your mother on the crapper
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>>183344817
I'm afraid to go back to PS3. going back to old gen is jarring when you've experienced the current gen.
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>>183325712
Simeon?
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>>183164083
this, somebody in crew management revert the emblem back to the original no fun allowed
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Pure KINO
https://youtu.be/4sMc63rAthk
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>>183360695
a picture of an anon cumming through a pair of panties
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>>183258207
gav?
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why haven't you cunts made a new thread yet?

>>183368068
>>183368068
>>183368068
>>183368068
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