https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COsnpSgcMJI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tu4Hnbor9rI
last attempt to cross the border
>>175395931
>Workshop Manual
http://www.overkillsoftware.com/workshopmanual/
>Upcoming Payday 2 Tournaments:
http://www.overkillsoftware.com/payday2-tournament/
>Extremely Autistic Guide on the Mechanics of PAYDAY 2:
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=267214370
>Skill/Weapon Stat Calculator:
http://pd2weapons.com/
>Breakpoint calculator
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ucnX2Hm4QlkyKiQkSJzdC_PS9Pc8dBJt3cxYyI3Pkgk/
>Old Skilltree Guide:
http://i.imgur.com/nUXjB3J.png
>Perk Deck Guide (slightly out of date):
http://i.imgur.com/hFYr1Io.jpg
>Stat Ranking and Breakpoints (extremely fucking out of date we only keep this here for console plebs):
http://i.imgur.com/TY14uav.png
>Weapon/Armor/Damage/Pickup Spreadsheets (not up to date):
http://pastebin.com/dSyuTzdt
>Weapon Skin Checklist (totally up to date):
http://pastebin.com/jivyLi3A
>Big Oil Engine Calculators:
// NOTE: Nobody cares what the pressure gauges say if they're using the calculator
http://payday2skills.ru/bigoil.html
http://albertkung.com/bigoil/
>PAYDAY Wiki:
http://payday.wikia.com/wiki/PAYDAY_2
>Latest Updates Here:
http://steamcommunity.com/app/218620
>Steam Group full of shitters:
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/itfeelslikesomethingsintheair
>Mods and Lua:
UPDATED*: https://pastebin.com/tygApnyc
*may or may not contain a virus
>Weapon skin previews
http://pd2stash.com/
>Daily dose
https://www.instagram.com/p/BQurVANglNV/?hl=en
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAkUx83NTUw&index=5
>Polls
http://poal.me/dnkcs
http://poal.me/f9v3x2
primero para Sangres
Second for gay scalies.
Sangres is a stylish dude.
>>175872709
pinche putos polis pendejos, holmes.
Comadres, hay que ir por el taladro termico!
madre de dios
>>175872841
Quinto por Jacket
So Gunslinger pistol skills do not add any stats to the new revolvers. Glitch or intended?
>Picture of Abuela
Fuck August, I like this guy better.
Just did a little testing with the Sicario perk deck and ICTV.
Turns out, you can use it with heavy armor builds, but it kinda becomes like a less effective Kingpin.
The smoke grenade giving you the 100% dodge chance combined with the insta armor regen upon dodging is essentially like the invincibility that the injector gives you. Both "throwables" have their own cooldown reduction conditions.
While Kingpin gives you a straight up 80% extra health bonus, Sicario gives you that stacking 20% dodge chance every time you get shot, and you gotta get hit quite a few times in ICTV since it has negative dodge.
>>175873721
its great Swedish coding
[spoilers]other words it's bugged[/spoilers]
http://poal.me/f9v3x2
new poll: favourite heist
>>175874057
Why are there only two?
>>175873779
Can I pick up more smoke grenades with aced fully loaded?
>>175874184
Smoke grenades work on cooldown, dumbass.
>>175874184
It's not that kind of throwable.
It's like the Kingpin Injector, where it's strictly on a cooldown.
>>175874242
Haven't played yet how am I supposed to know
>>175874279
Fucking OP
>>175874481
Didn't even watch the character trailer..?
>>175874481
Wouldn't exactly call it OP though.
Then again, I only tested it on armor builds, haven't really tried doing regular suit dodge.
>>175873919
>[spoilers][/spoilers]
welcome to 4chan
thanks for the (You)
Whoever voices Sangres needs to be beheaded. It's even dumber than Bodhi
>>175875309
nah, he is ok
>>175875626
I guess i just hate mexican people then
CODES WHEN
OVERKILL CODES WHEN
>>175876612
NO DRILL
NO C4
AND NO FUCKING CODES
WHAT DO WE DO NOW
>>175876962
PLAN B GUYS, WE HAVE TObuy the dlc
>>175877056
Ok. we take Almir as hostage
JOHN MOTHERFUCKING WICK
HOW'S THE WIFE
>>175877154
Dead.
Am I the only one who wishes they'd fucking fix Wick's gloves to match the other heisters using leather? It feels so fucking cheap.
I DEMAND THE CODES
>>175877275
WHAT
DID I SAY SOMETHINGoverkill can't manage to change a normalmap or model silly goyonly unpaid modders with no actual qualifications can make such outlandish changes
UNDOSTRESCUATRO
can you post sangres character pack codes pls ashley
>>175878217
The character is free fuck off retard
>>175878272
If that's not sarcasm to the other sarcasm you oughta get good
>>175877154
HEY JOHN, YOU FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER. I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS, AH? YOU COME HERE, TO PAYDAY... AND YOU THINK YOU GONNA OWN...? NO, THIS IS DRAGAN'S SHOW! HEY MOTHERFUCKER! LET'S DO THIS TOGETHER NOW, THE PAYDAY TEAM! YEAAAH!
>>175877919
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x47NYUbtYb0
I like sangres but someone suggested an achievement for doing this in the old thread and i couldn't resist
Blumpf mask is surprisingly hard to draw
>>175879178
>jacket
>working for the russians
thoughts on the new perk deck?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTZC-j48JWg
>>175879307
GO AWAY JAKE
>>175879395
it's good
>>175879395
Try it with an LBV.
It's godlike.
>sangres was added for cinco de mayo
it took me too long to realize this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mj47Zs0vytQ
Thoughts on the Castigo (new revolver)
The ammo pickup is pretty trash and you can't put any laser/sight/silencer on it
>>175880192
They're fun, but the ammo needs a buff yes.
When are they going to make the heister from the paper thing?
did they even announce who won?
>>175880309
Some generic trash MYHEISTER won. Though it's obvious now in retrospect why they didn't pick any of the really good Mexican heisters.
Are there any other heisters that need to be muted besides Bodhi Jacket and Sydney?
Different ammo types for rifles and pistols when?
>>175880698
Your favorite heisters.
Rate my sicario
http://pd2tools.com/l/e5815282e1cd1b8c7628c5fe1fae595c
>>175881410
Seems ok, normal ammo or fire ammo?
>>175881601
Normal
>>175880192
The ammo pickup is not the same as the bronco? Haven't used them yet.
>>175880192
Did they fix that Hitman bug? Might remedy the ammo issues and not stick you with such a garbage deck.
i spent a long time on that drawing please give me (You)s
>>175879178
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeimE8Wz6e4
>>175879178
this is pretty good desu
>>175878895
John Wick vs the Mighty Croatian Body Builder, Dragan
>>175873183
>new content is both good and free
thanks based god
>>175879178
hey man this artwork is the bomb! i really appreciate your hard work and dedication put into it. heres what (You) wanted! :)
What are some fun mods?
>People still play this garbage.
What's your excuse?
>>175884767
Overkill has me by the balls
>>175884767
I think it's fun
Whoever said 100% dodge in smoke is a correct in a way, you can only have 100% when wearing a suit.
The optimal build is to wear a LBV and maximize the armor; you can have 25% base dodge.
Last perk in Sicario increases the base dodge chance in smoke to 60%, and also doubles other perks in the deck, including the base 10% dodge increase. So in smoke you would have 60% + 25% + 10% = 95% dodge chance before the "on hit" buff.
While sprinting you have 35% base dodge chance and each dodge regenerates armor, so it's beneficial to have as much total armor as possible.
I've only found the smoke bomb to be especially useful when throwing it at a downed player so you don't take too much damage while reviving them (assuming you don't have inspire)
>>175885373
When you use deckstravaganza and get 190% dodge the cops miss so bad that they shoot themselves and each other
Ninja pack code when?
>>175886113
does deckstravaganza need to be updated to use the new deck?
what's the latest version anyway
has anyone tried Sicario with ICTV?
>You get shot
>You gain Dodge chance
>If you dodge, you regen all your armor
>Repeat
On paper sounds op as Fuck
>>175886943
ICTV gives you negative dodge, so you'd actually have to get shot a lot to make that work.
>>175886113
>cheating
wew
>>175886943
Is it all armor or some armor?
>>175887182
It gives -55 base dodge, but in stats it can't go below 0. So is it hidden 55 or is it minimum 0?
>>175887190
All of it
>>175886943
Actually, ICTV gives you -50% of dodge chance, everytime you get shot with sicario you gain 20% dodge chance, so getting shot 3 times gets you on 10% dodge.
>>175882747
Anon is a cool one
>look at where sangres room is
its exactly where i predicted the next heister room would be , but now the question is where the fuck is there place left for a new room for kento and the OC heister ? cause i cannot see any place where a door and room could fit anymore
>>175889217
kento won't be a heister
the spic is the oc heister
>>175887182
>>175887298
>>175887521
I tested with ICTV and CTV
CTV can get full benefit from Sneaky Bastard while ICTV can't.
So I'm at 5% dodge with CTV and I dodge far more often than with ICTV that is supposedly at 0% but in reality -55%.Tested on normal difficulty while letting cops hit me for several minutes.
>>175889298
Something is wrong with Sicario
I only see one dodge increasing perk which gives +10%, but the deck actually gives +20%.
Oversight or intentional?
>>175889538
Deck completion also gives you 10 percent, look it up
>>175890358
It doesn't
>>175890358
Where exactly does it say that
>>175890539
>allies
does this mean converts get dodge?
>>175889298
I just Tested it on Safe house Raid - OVK
First some math:
-55% Dodge from ICTV
+20% dodge from the deck leaves us with -35% dodge
Everyrime you get hit you get 20% dodge until you do dodge, when you do, all your armor regenerates, and you can't dodge any shot for 4 seconds.
Also the smoke from the grenade gives you an extra 10% dodge while being inside it.
So you just keep fighting, if you are unlucky and you're running out of armor, pop a nade and that should guarantee a succesful dodge, restoring your armor to keep fighting
on overkill i just got downed once, by a dozer punching me in the face, but it seems solid as an armor option too.
Haven't tested on OD, but those 4 seconds of cd might just make it not viable for that difficulty, In spite of that i find it to be a fun alternative to anarchist.
>>175891120
The question is whether the 50% chance to avoid bullets from first perk means +50% dodge or just that half the bullets disappear
>>175886943
Takes like 5-6 shots to reliably get a dodge out of it.
ahhhhh muh dyk
you have no idea how long I wanted full iron revolvers like this
that or a colt dragoon style
I enjoyed the westen one but now its just retardedly bad
though in seriousness.. is there any reason or way that the peacekeeper is better than the other revolvers?
>>175891849
>Peacekeeper
Literally worst revolver, even the Mateba is better
Bronco > All
>>175891849
spinny spins
>>175891932
i was so angry when they nerfed it...
>>175892389
yes
>>175892389
no
>>175892389
maybe
>>175892389
I dont know
>>175892389
perhaps
>>175892389
Can you repeat the question?
>>175892389
Can you repeat the question?
>>175891849
>>175891932
Peacekeeper would be viable if it didn't take 10 million years to reload
>>175891932
Peacekeeper gets the superlong barrel though.
>>175892389
deleting your post wont save you
>>175892585
>>175892674
>>175892751
>>175892782
>>175892802
fuck off redditfag
>>175893545
(You)
>>175893545
Have never used reddit but ok
>>175891849
I just wish the pickup of the new revolver wasn't bad.
What is with overkill and bad pickup rates on everything?
What was it
>>175894710
A dumb question
>>175894710
[Deleted] Anonymous 05/05/17(Fri)01:34:14 No.175892389>>175892585 >>175892674 >>175892720 >>175892751 >>175892763 >>175892782 >>175892802 >>175893335
Do Dailies work if you do them in an offline lobby?
Ok thanks
>>175895227
t. Luxxx
>>175891364
I interpreted it as the cops missing, on the deck competion bonus, it specifically states it as dodge, here it doesn't.
>>175895449
>Luxxx
Who?
Here some nostalgia for you all
>>175894237
well its so you have someone with ammo bags or you trait into some of the other skills that make ammo more effcient
>>175897056
>tfw you used to be a mag plus Saiga enforcer back in the day
>>175897875
>saiga w/mag+
>ictv
>bulletproof ace
become an unstoppable force of nature
>>175898486
>saiga w/anything
?
>>175899260
you can.. export your loadout or import other peoples loadout
whats there to get?
>>175899829
no one is talking about it, or is it because its in game already and im just retarded
What are some good autofire weapons for 25 detection risk? I keep trying to balance my weapons and mods for it but it all just keeps falling apart.
>>175900070
I've never seen it before but i'm pretty retarded so i might have missed it
>>175900456
Also, fuck you overkill, let me replace my primary with a secondary.
>>175899260
>>175900070
>>175900476
There is a mod that lets you import and export builds.
>>175900456
Car-4 can get you to 3~ detection, G17 (secondary) probably take you to around 7
how the fuck did they actually add a character more irritating than Bodhi
and because of his stupid fucking shirt I guarantee I'll be seeing this twat in pubs until the end of my days
You guys want to have a movie night in here or something
there are a fuckton of heist movies and I remember that some other general used to watch stuff every week
>>175891364
+50 dodge
The last one perk increases it to +100
I've noticed that when standing in smoke, ICTV still gets hit sometimes, so it's definitely just an extra 100 dodge.
Is this thread ded?
>>175905512
>how the fuck did they actually add a character more irritating than Bodhi
shit taste shit taster
Didn't we get a spic heister the last time?
>>175911649
Tony doesn't count since he's cuban
>>175911814
Whats the difference?
New perk deck is good?
>>175913604
test it yourself you lazy fuck.
https://www.dropbox.com/s/hfkigaq73wmsz8s/Deckstravaganza_v7.zip?dl=0
>>175913604
Suit no. LBV yes.
>>175913670
But I don't play Payday 2
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>>175913604
>>175913708
you can even use it with ICTV for some hilarious results
>>175914327
LBV performs better. ICTV needs 5 hits to reliably get it's dodge.
you bang ese?
>1 - (1 - (Armor Dodge Value%)) * (1 - (Smoke Grenade Dodge Value%))
The formula for the smoke grenade dodge chance, apparently.
>>175915281
Source
>>175916212
https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1552098&p=52187220&viewfull=1#post52187220
lolnoob1 is that guy that digs up stuff, so he's pretty reliable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyBrZtP46ls
AAAAAAAAGGH!! I NEEEEED A PARACHUUUTE!
>>175916757
nice shill
>>175916757And people say shields are not a problem
Application has crashed: C++ exception
[string "lib/units/weapons/raycastweaponbase.lua"]:1625: bad argument #1 to 'ipairs' (table expected, got nil)
Anyone having the same problem? Game crashes 3 seconds after shooting any weapon.
>>175918778
what mods you got?
mine used to do that when i had autofirefix installed
So, thoughts on Sangres?
>>175920192
Dirty spic
Annoying stereotypical accent
Dull personality
>>175918997
I found out the cause, it was Perfect View Model. It was the only mod modifying the raycastweaponbase.lua
>>175914925
I've been sticking him in the Scarface shadesSnakeskin shirt best shirt
>>175920192
Pretty good, people can whine about his voice and whatever but we've already got a bunch of characters who are stereotypes so it doesn't bother me, Sangres is just your average movie mexican.
That and I'm a bald mexican anyway so works for me.
>>175920192
I like his voice
Why has trash stopped posting codes?
>>175924729
N o t b a d
>>175924729
A R M S
>>175906725
Yes
>>175906725
Maybe
>>175906725
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6jdOzEdSd0
>Dodge Crit Grinder
>Izhma with shotgun skills and specialized killing
This amount of rape should be illegal
ICTV Sicario is hilarious with how much you can get away with.
>>175906725
do it every end of the month so it's apay day
>>175924729
>jacket piece going for a blue to red fade instead of cyan and pink
ALMOST perfect. paintingplastic airsoft replicasmust be hard, right?
Thank you 15 fps Joe.
This fucker opening portal or what?
>>175932519
Opening a portal to another game where he won't be probably taken hostage and then shot for being a nuisance.
>>175928759
I don't care what the chat fags say. That shit is one of the most fun builds I've used in a while
HEEEEEEEEY THIS IS A ROBBERY, BUT LISTEN UP AMIGOS. WE DON'T WANT TO HURT YOU IF WE DON'T HAVE TO, WE WANT DE BANKS MONEY NOT YOUR MONEY, HUH? YOUR MONEY IS ENSURED BY DE GRINGO GOVERNMENT SO YOU WONT LOSE A PESO. THINK OF YOUR FAMILIES AND DON'T TRY ANYTHING STUPID OKAY? JUST STAY DOWN AND BE QUITE AND WE'LL BE OUT OF HERE SOON AND YOU CAN ALL GO HOME. COMPRENDE?
>Begins is better than default
>>175935354
Damn nice, an actual skull
Time to make some edgy mask
>>175842431
What's good, heisters?
Sorry no new side job today. =(
Keep those helmets flying! ;)
>>175935860
>Love skull masks but hate edge
>Difficulty masks are too edgy
>used Hard skull for a while, but the angry eyeholes killed it for me
>Death is shit
>an actual honest-to-god vaguely realistic skull mask appears
ABOUT DAMN TIME
I'm gonna give it the Parchment material for the full skull effect
>>175935354
how you got Begins already?
>>175936187
Im a good goy
>>175936181
I actually like death's pupils, but everything else kills it for me
>>175936181
>He doesn't have the preorder skull
>>175936352
The pupils are fine, it's the rest of the mask design that fucks it.
I'm going to use Sanguine Begins, but the perfect skull mask would encompass the whole head. If this just extended itself, it would be perfect.
Of course but then it wouldn't be a Heister mask.
>>175936471
I do, actually.
Angry eyeholes.
>>175936471
The old masks look really low quality
Is Sangres overall the best character pack?
Good mask, two guns, decent melee weapon on par with the Ice Pick, and a great deck.
>>175938176
I mean can't really complain with it being free, even more with it actually being a good character pack on top of that.
2 piece suit or LBV on dodge Grinder?
>>175938464
>dodge
By definition you should be using suit for 10% more dodge and better concealment
>>175915281
Is this right?
>ICTV dodge value = -55
>smoke dodge = 50 or 60 with maxed perk
1-(1-(-0.55))*(1-0.5) = 0.225
1-(1-(-0.55))*(1-0.6) = 0.38
>>175924320
So leddit can leave
>>175938176
he is indeed a good pack, though as the guy himself, he has a certain obsesion with fireworks and mariachis. can`t complain too much since he is the actual one that changes his shit between heist.
>"AI will never be as good a a regular player"
t. better bots
>>175941207
>as good a a
hmmm
>>175941207
even without better bots the beta ai are more useful than 80% of pubs
>>175941286
Overkill's editor stutters
Dodge to armor ratios of armors, using all beneficial skills
>ICTV
-55/221 = -0.249
>CTV
-25/143 = -0.175
>FJ
-20/117 = -0.171
>HBV
-15/117 = -0.128
>BV
-10/104 = -0.096
>LBV
-5/91 = -0.055
>Suit
5/26 = 0.192
From these calculation we notice the big difference between ICTV and CTV, FJ and HBV and also HBV and LBV.
Therefore the best armors to use with Sicario are CTV and LBV
>there are 18 (eighteen) fucking heisters in this game already
really makes you think
>>175942959
gotta make those shekels, goy
>>175943104
>what if
>>175942959
>less than half have any personality whatsoever
Why is this gun so tiny?https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/2/28/Heavy_taunts02.wav?t=20110320102316
>>175943465
small gun for a small guy
>>175943465
Also it sounds like a Pea shooter
http://steamcommunity.com/gid/103582791433980119/announcements/detail/1300822569076384577
new beta bots
>>175945537
>>/r9k/
>>175936181
Try "Bone" and "Mummy bandages"
Clown mask for Santiago
>>175938176
loses to theother latino heister
>>175945537
literary just better bots
>>175942535
i want a blonde blue eyed girl as a heister
im tired of getting spics and shitskins
>>175945537
>AI will not stagger
nice, now they wont get raped as often
>Single players with 3 AI count as 3 players
ok, good
>still no fix for bots just randomly dropping bags
>>175949958
spic/shitskin detected
>>175949958
pol because i want someone for change that isnt a shitskin? hmmm
hell, the only WHITE person in the game is wolf
only a single heister, what the fuck
dallas was white in pdth but they changed him to a tanned dude
>>175924729
This is a guy I'd go to a con with.I'd go as Dallas
>>175950124
>Having a natural 'getting older white guy' tan somehow changes your race
>>175949587
>still no fix for bots just randomly dropping bags
http://paydaymods.com/mods/442/bnb_fix
>>175950629
payday 2 dallas looks like a mediterranean spic
he doesnt look white at all, thats not how tanned white people look like senpai
>>175950781
Have you never met someone who works in the sun before.
>>175946676
what
>>175950124
>>175950629
>>175950781
Dallas was always Italian.
And some people still argue Italians aren't real whites so ymmv.
>>175951860
Dallas always had a italian vibe to him you know slick back hair the suits
>>175951424
yes i have, and they only look like dallas when older is if they have southern europe blood aka mixed white
someone with western europe blood (blue eyes/blonde or hazel hair) who works in the sun usually has the skin pink and not brown-ish like dallas
>>175951860
steele isn't an italian surname but that's probably a fake name
any proof or suggestions that he's italian?
>>175950124
Sweden- White
England, Ireland, Scotland, Australia, America: shitskins
nice meme
>>175952328
in overkill's mind apparently because hoxton looks like a mexican (more in pdth desu), clover doesn't look irish and who cares about that ugly fat feminist dyke
also
>australia
>america
>white
heh
>>175952240
I forgot, why did Houston punch Dallas in this?
>>175952257
>steele isn't an italian surname but that's probably a fake name
Obviously.
>any proof or suggestions that he's italian?
His bio from PD:TH says that he was Italian mob from Chicago, and he went into hiding after failing a manipulative power grab. Bain recruited him and got him out of hiding so presumably it's a fake name to avoid aggro'ing the Italian mob.
>>175952640
Dallas was acting as a security guard at a bank the bruise was supposed to be his alibi when FBI questioned him
>>175952549
>All those buzzwords
>Hating the best girl
Evacuate your brains
>>175952729
well the bio also says he went from club bouncer to hitman for the mob, doesn't necessarily means he's gotta be italian to work for them but point taken
>>175953049
>liking an ugly dyke
please cleanse yourself
even fucking shitney is better than obese bonnie
>>175952861
>Dallas
>security guard
His cover is a banker.
One bruise is all he needs to be able to get excused for seemingly running off like a pussy during a robbery.
>>175950124
>Sokol
>White
>Blonde hair
>Blue eyes
>Shitskin
>>175953374
oh right i forgot sokol existed
>>175953306
I could have sworn I remember him being upgraded to the Manager or something
>>175953543
~financial transactions~
>>175953275
>Still not liking best girl
>M-m-m-muh dyke
>While off-handedly praising Sydney
Disgusting.
So...how many GB's i need free on my computer to update the game?
>>175953989
Double of what the game has in the moment
>>175953989
Around 40
>>175953306
You repeated what I said
>>175953895
>call her shitney
>praising
are you slow in the head? sydney fucking sucks, she's probably an antifa slut that fucks black guys
what is there to like about bonnie? seriously, she looks bad, her voice sucks and she has the personality of a rock
>>175954112
Fuck i need to delete my fucking porn again.
well shit fucking overkill.
They should rename Sangres to Calaco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjnJk5V9nSM
Holy shit, I miss 2014 Payday. I want to go back.
>>175955172
2014 payday was just as shit you newfag
>>175955172
2014 carol was probably the last time Ulf recored anything for wolf
>>175955306
It wasn't, the gunplay was so much better and satisfying than this fucking mess we have. I have this LE EPIC 10000 COP RUSHING AT YOU shit and bullet sponges.
>>175955328
It was.
>>175955429
*hate
Not to mention the mess that the Crimefest '15 weapon """rebalance""" was. Fuck that to hell.
>>175939910
where the fuck did you get 60 from
>>175946676
underrated
>>175956053
Last perk gives +10%
>>175956202
It clearly says 100%
>>175942535
these calculations are shit as the potentian dodge and armor values differ based on enemy damage
>>175890539
>>175956351
>+10% dodge
>>175955104
they should rename him to hesus
y tho
>>175957006
edgy af
>>175956607
It also says 100%, what are you getting at here
>>175957006
>no Damaged on the forehead
>>175957273
It doubles the effects of your perk deck effects, not smoke bomb
>>175957006
>shitty tattoos
>fingerless gloves
>whatever this is
Looks like Sydney has some competition
>>175957006
cucked
What does /pdg/ think of Rust?
>>175960801
sucks, bad and boring voice acting
and his face looks like a bootleg perlman
I'm trying to find the right style of jacket for Dallas for a cosplay since most shitters just do black suits
Why does Dallas have the lamest looking suit of all them? Why is a billionaire dressing like a fucking math teacher
>>175960801
FUCKING PIGS DIE
>>175960919
None of the faces are good in Payday 2, let's be honest.
>Eric Etebari as Dallas
>Looking like he does in game
>>175960984
Dallas dresses like someone's uncle
>>175961489
They can't even model bodies right either everyone looks fucked up and weird and I can't tell why
>>175960984
Make sure to post yourself so we can laugh at you
>>175962096
Everyone is fucking giant
>>175962152
Of course I will. I have the body for Hoxton more but if I buy any of the masks I want it to be Dallas
Top 5 worst heisters
>5. Jacket
>4. Rust
>3. Bodhi
>2. Sangres
Honoroble mentions:
>Bonnie
>Wick
>1. Sydney
>tfw literally never seen a payday gang cosplay of the original 4 in their proper suits with black chains
Not even overkills live content gives them their proper suits and that makes me irrationally mad
>>175962096
>>175962206
everyone has weird shoulders and jaws
>>175962206
That too but something is fucked up with their limbs
>>175962716
I've never liked that they all have the same body. Chains should be signifcantly more jacked than the rest, Hoxton should be twiggy, Wolf shorter and Dallas kinda doughy
>>175962467
>Rust and Jacket
Jacket is one of my favorite heisters but I'll be the first to admit he has no business being in the game
He's like Wick, he's not into petty crime he's a killer with motivation
Wick shooting at cops never sits right with me
>>175963103
Jacket gets annoying after first few times I had him muted for like 2 years now and Ron Perlman was literally reading his lines, not getting payed enough and wanting to go home the entire time he was recording.
>>175962914
They should at least make Wolf a fucking manlet
>>175963419
Jacket got blown up in Hawaii, I doubt he even can talk
The distortion on the lines is really fucking hard on the ears, I will admit
>>175962914
Too hard for Swedes to do so they just stuck the body type descriptions in the FBI files and called it a day
>>175962096
>>175962206
>>175962630
>>175962716
>>175962914
>>175963837
We appreciate your smart comments heisters! We will also make sure to correct all these things in our upcoming sequel PAYDAY 3â„¢ pre-order today ;)
>>175964413
Thank you, Almir Listo from Overkill Software
>>175964413
The sad fucking thing is that i will most likely buy Payday 3 in the first week...
>>175964413
Is jacket gonna be in it? I'll be a good goy and buy the dlc if he is.
>>175965387
No reason for him to be in it but who knows what overkill will come up with
>>175965492
Hotline Miami 2 heist where you break Jacket out of jail while facing off against the Payday gang's greatest foe - the world's most handsome, most talented enforcer of the law - ace detective Manny Pardo.
Explain to me the Reinfeld. Does it have a niche? Or will it always be a bad Raven and a bad Loco?
>>175966129
The biggest issue is how much they buffed the Loco compared to PD:TH
It was a secondary, so it literally was designed to be weaker than the Reinfeld in the first game
PD2, basically made them the same gun, no difference
>>175962630
>>175962716
never forget this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBMAYV5oUFU
>>175964413
Does the DLC unlocker unlock payday 3?
>>175955172
Me too anon, so many good memories :^(
Should I take faks with sicario or rather meds?
>>175968667
Probably FAKs but it doesnt really matter that much.
>>175967572
Fun Fact: @ 0:46 those street lamps are textured directly on the building
>>175968845
holy shit i never noticed that
How am I supposed to hit anyone when I throw smoke if I don't see anything? Seems kinda retarded too throw a smoke bomb at yourself. Remind me when I used to do that in Counter Strike back in the day
>>175967572
Don't forget the fucked up arms in every other trailer or the boner Jacket is sporting in his trailer
>>175872709
309th for mexican crimewave
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQMV6cbwPhk
>>175950124
Why are people falling for this retard's obvious bait?
>>175950657
>cheating
>Sangres can't carry bags if he's a bot
>they just fly right through him
Quality OVK programming, as usual.
Public announcement that Sangres is voiced by Cotter the Potato Fucker
>finally got a modern revolver that isn't cartoonishly big or retarded-looking
noice
>>175969420
Aim to the direction of the bullets flying at you or just stand at the edge of the smoke
What heists count towards difficulty masks? Everything that isn't DLC?
>>175977296
Everything except events
lol
>>175978138
>Cheating
>>175978348
lol
>>175978582
haha
>>175977296
DLC heists count.
You don't need the DLC to join somebody's game / beg somebody to host for you.
>>175977917
Did they ever fix Safehouse Nightmare accidentally counting?
>>175978939
>Did they ever fix Safehouse Nightmare accidentally counting?
Yes because I got my masks without ever doing it
>>175886113
V6
Haven't had any problems with it since Tony got released
post /pdg/-tan
>>175979308
what are the mods to use these days? I haven't played seriously for more than a couple days since U79
>>175980448
Lobbyinfostats
That's it
>>175980448
None if you're not a shitter
>>175980448hoxhud
Im finaly infamy V-100, suggest fun deathwish set of skills + perk deck + weapons
>>175980629
Show something first
>>175980629
The funnest builds involve spelling Anonymous correctly
>>175980448
Silent Assassin
Meth Helper
Carry Stacker
Basic Voices
Dominated Cop Outlines
Bag Contours
CC Converter
NGBTO
Poco Hud
>>175980629
Fuck off name fag
>>175980660
not sure what you meant by something, have masks
>>175980871
A build faggot
>>175980871
First of all get a new computer that can handle full hd resolution
>>175980448
Basic Voices, that's it
Although I think Hawk sound pack could be good
I also use WolfHud so I can see how much damage bonus I'm getting. Mainly Shotgun Overkill, I'm not good at keeping track of that 20 seconds of raw fucking power
and Stamina I guess, that's pretty good
>>175980702
>carry stacker
>meth helper
what the fuck why
only know about ngbto, poco, and dom cop outlines otherwise, no idea on these other mods
>>175980940
http://pd2tools.com/l/7cc0c17ff1d82a81f42e41befd6a3ad1
>>175980702
>NGBTO
I bet you're one of those fags who blocks perk decks
>>175981519
>Unironically using the new Akimbo
>Peacemaker over the Bronco
>2 points free
>>175981763
not him but I use NGBTO for the sole purpose of anti-cheat since the base game doesn't kick people with more perk points than they should have etc etc
>>175980871
The game is already released on switch?
>>175981902
>2 taping dozers
>better accu for almost the same conc
>forgot, rifleman maybe? http://pd2tools.com/l/096db069ee941fd52db395815dd08531
Have this poorly made Dozer Build
http://pd2tools.com/l/e7d7f99afd2f4ae4b6c3585e188d6bb1
Remember to keep that 75% damage bonus up so you can shred through everythingI think a way to buff Anarchist a little is to increase the Armor regen from 10 to 25, but make it 2 second recharge instead of 1.5. This makes it on par with Bullseye
We need more mods, shotguns butt stock ammo sleeve and shotgun ammo sling when
>>175984094
sounds fun
was there some major AI changes? seems like old better bots completely dead now
how do i cheat now?
>>175986868
There is a bots beta
>>175987598
can i make it so bots one shot everything there?
>>175979308
>>175979308
>>175969589
Are you saying that it's out of character for Jacket to have a boner while he's beating a dude to death?
>>175991537
no but it's a bit unprofessional to be sporting a stiffy on the job
>>175991878
dragan would disagree
>>175992238
But he didn't actually have a boner
>>175973863
mexican immigrant is lazy
who would've guessed :^)
Here's your reminder that contrary to popular belief, sokol is not a twink
Someone said that after the credits of Hardcore Henry a Jimmy shows up but i'm not seeing shit
Did he actually live or what
>2017
>still no single shot firing mode for akimbos
>>175996049
he's a twunk
>>175998317
yeah i would prefer if one click fired one round out of one gun, alternating hands.
>>175998317
there's a mod for that
>>175998940
Oh so we're just making up words now huh
>>176000234
i'm pretty sure doesn't work and it's crashing atm
>>176000234
yeah but it feels the same because the animation still looks like it's still firing two bullets.
>>176000417
All words are made up. i don't know why you're bothered.
Coming back for some reason since right before Scarface came out. Why is the game crashing when i go to switch my skills? I have goonmod but i disabled infamy outliner so I'm not sure what the problem is
>>176001665
go to your payday folder on steam and open "PD2 LatestCrash Shortcut", the first few words will tell the cause of the crash, copy and paste here so I can see and probably help you.
>>176001665
Get rid of GoonMod. Period.
That mod is completely broken and only works because it has been stitched up by dedicated modders.
A lot of the functions have been released as standalone anyway.
>>176001887
Shit, was not expecting anyone to be around so didn't keep this open. I even used the search to find that but I don't see that anywhere.
>>176001962
Is this for real? The biggest reason I like it is corpse delimiter, colored lasers, and don't have to hold f, the gage shop is incredible too.
>>176004381
Yeah, it's for real. The corpse delimiter is in the vanilla game now. There's a mod for colored lasers, one for press F and one for gage shop standalone too.
>>175979090
v6 will misbehave if you try to use sicario cards in your custom deck
v7 here >>175913701
>>176006145
Oh wow, didn't realize I missed that. Kinda thought that it was abandoned or something.
>>176006254
there was nothing to add since scarface DLC and i honestly stopped playing pd2 for a while shortly after v6 anyway
>>176006846
I want a new Heister that will only call Hoxton, Hoxtworth>inb4 Aldstone
>>176006846
>DW is impossible
I wonder how many of them played pre-U78 when DW was actually hard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7X_eMRQRJg
RIP
>>176009535
That keycard at 3:22 doesn't happen anymore right?
>>176009535
>tribe
Of course.
>>176010068
still there
>>176009535
Tribe is literally OUR guy
>>176012107
But he is actually a shitter
>>176015053
Just like /pdg/
>>175980584
hoxhud is dead, its wolfhud now
>>175986868
http://steamcommunity.com/gid/103582791433980119/announcements/detail/1300822569076384577
>>176001665
> I have goonmod
dude, goonmod is dead forever forget about it and remove it
>>176004381
> I like it is corpse delimiter, coloured lasers, and don't have to hold f
use wolfhud, BUT disable custom hud, and o into options and there should be a toggle for an AP sentry function. Turn it off.
I havent played in like half a year the last time I played One Down people only used crossbows. Did anything change do people play one down casually or do they just stick to deathwish?
>>176015858
>someone complained about the announcement's broken english in broken english
>>176016387
>playing one down casually
Only retards play it after getting all cheevos
>>176015858
So what features from Better Bots are they missing still?
>>176019065
Why do you say that?
you know what happens when that glass breaks
>>175935915
What's good, heisters?
Sorry, no new side jobs again today. =(
Keep those helmets flying! ;)
i really hope they do something cool with diamond heist. they can get creative with the stealth system.
>>176027241
Well they would need to change the way it is stealthed since you could just ecm rush it but even with ani ecm system it would be piss easy to stealth
>>176027241
It'll just be like the original where you can't kill guards
>>176027160
Useless cunt stop posting if there's no update
>>176028052
Fuck you nigger I'll post what I want
>>176028185
How long have you been doing this anyway? What's your endgame?
>>176028185
/exec shutdown.exe
>>176028319
Crashing this general with no survivors
>>176028383
I'm a person you retard
The side jobs don't even fucking work
Either it gives me the same job over and over or it skips over all the good side jobs or it gives me jack shit
>>176028473
It's time to make a movie where side job bot ai made him think he's a human being.
>>176028473
>I'm a person you retard
That's what a robot would say
/taskkill /im sidejobs.exe
/cheatactivate
hoxhud initialized
Wait a second
If we post the side jobs image before the bot, will the bot not be able to post because duplicate image?
>>176028939
he will just make a one black dot in paint its not a bot just an autist
>>175984094
>frenzy without acing underdog
>doing safehouse daily
>Compelte shadow raid with all members wearing the ICTV on Deathwish or higher
>solo it and do it first try becasue XXV-100 ez
>no coins
>look at daily, it changed randomly even though it supposedly had 20 hours left
ok
>new daily
>Complete the Big Bank job securing all loot and using the default escape plan.
>do it on normal because i just want my fucking coins
>forget the vault has lockboxes, pick that shit manually, level 100 helps me move a bit of loot and disconnects after a while
>level 49 joins instantly, as the only moving guard on the map turns a corner
>doesnt get caught just yet, gets caught 10 seconds later standing up in the vault with his tactical vest
>"sorry man" as he jumps around the vaultside of the map while 10 bags are carried everywhere by cops
>fuck it do it again, in the vault and done the lockboxes within 20 minutes
>next 30 minutes solo moving all bags to the end
>finally get it all go to escape
>no coins
>check to see if the Safehouse Daily Job changed again
>no, it just needs to be done on loud as specified clearly in its description:
Complete the Big Bank job securing all loot and using the default escape plan. (default escape plan means literally "plan b" in the escape asset)
>>176029036
Anyone ever thought of using underdog and frenzy with infiltrador?
What primary should I get in a sicario lbv built with the 44. as a secondary?
>>176029643
gl40
>>176030096
tried but I dont have enough DPS to kill shit efficiently besides the days of gl40 and a pisol are over
>>176030447
Get fugitive skills dummy
Meth batch complete
>>176030583
I did 6 shots is just not good enough
>>176030865
Aim for the head dummy
>>176031041
I do why do you keep calling me dumb?
>>176031169
Why not? Are you upset?dummy
>>176031169
Because you're ammo inefficient with an ammo efficient weapon. If you can't get headshots, then use a Body Expertise build with a DMR
>>176030865
6 shots kills 6 cops, what are you on about?
>>176029107
Your first mistake was playing this game in stealth
>>176029107
>lockpicking
use a saw nigga
you can get to 9 conceal with a bernetti
What happens when you use smoke bomb in stealth?
>>176033719
You get double stealth
>>176033719
You become ninja.
Every time you get detected you increase the amount of Pagers you can answer by 1.
>>176034856
Detected Assassin mod
>>176034856
>cheating
>>176035029
>>176035282
This was actually a reply to the guy who asked what happens if you smokebomb Stealth but I thank you both for the (You)s.
>how to reply to 4chan posts
>>176035349
You can't even reply to posts properly? fucking retard your parents must be proud
>>176035497
its simple
just check the box of the post you want to reply to, then press ctrl+W
>>176035602
That's the point. I love being retarded. I can get away with stupid shit.
>>176036076
>implying
>>176010207
is he even still active
>>176036170At this point I don't really care.Do it. I wanna be free.
New revolver sounds like ass
>tfw no payday 2 gf(male)
What gun has the worst sound?protip: it's the vertex
>>176038867
Your favorite gun.
What if they officially announce and give a teaser trailer for Payday 3 at the Gay Convention or whatever it is they're having on the 10th?
>>176042638
>when you see it
Would anyone be so kind as to help me with this shitty achievement?id/everynameistaken
>>176043619
sure add me
id/akillerbee
>>176043619
pokerdan94
>>176043854
glad to see this meme never died
>>176038867
Third person M308.
What song should I set when I'm in the menu?
>>176044993
YO ITS TIME TO GET PAID YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS
>>176045072
kek
>>176045072
>>176042638
Now have him playing Russian Roulette while juggling the three guns
Anon from last night where you guys helped me out with ditching Goonmod, thanks. How do we farm these continental coins? Is it 1 per 1 mil xp? Also, just rough opinion on the crime spree thing? I did one for a bit and then had to go to sleep, is it worth it for the purpose of farming more coins?
does anyone have that picture of wolf in a party hat hoping he dies today
>>176046657
you can get FREE* armor skins when redeeming high-level sprees
i like crime sprees because they make heists/days that usually give low rewards more profitable
also, if you maintain a long spree and keep it before going infamous, you can redeem it right after and gain a bunch of levelsthis might get changed in the future
https://youtu.be/soYLesn2dvA
>>176048274
>Aimbot
>>176048274
>cheating
>in payday
>on overkill
>>176047598
who's your main pdg? mine isBodhibut only for this mod:
https://modworkshop.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=16336
>>176048724
thanks
>>176048836
Sydney is mine.
>>176048836
That mod is awful and doesn't make you any less of an unfunny faggot for choosing an also terrible heister. Please off yourself.
>>176048836
>rat movie heat speech
>>176048836
I watch Jerma only for the Jerma Rumbles>tfw we will never see Gabe finally get the victory he deserves. Fuck that Pencil
>>176048420
>>176048646
making cheatmods is how you get hired by starbreeze and have your cheatmods incorporated to the game
also https://youtu.be/AxLYUFUPu2Y
>>176049016
christ at least i dont play sydney orjacket
>>176049479
Sydney, while poorly written, is still not horrendously voice acted and Jacket is a perfectly fine heister. The fact that you'd point to either of them as examples of worse heisters shows how awful taste you have. PLEASE off yourself before you embarrass yourself any further.
>>176049684
Sydney makes my ears bleed
>>176049684
>THAT WAS A RIPPER
>GET STUFFED SNIPER FUCK!!!!!
>IT'S AH SHIEEEEELD
>EET VAT U TOSSAH
>not horrendously voice acted
Jacket's stupid tape thing is like looking at the sun with my ears
I never really notice when someone is playing as Bodhi, you're just acting like a faggot for no reason.
>>176049684
>The fact that
>>>/reddit/
>>176050338
???
>>176050371
!!!
Stop bullying jacket he's probably going to commit suicide by the next game anyway
Would Overkill have to renew some copyright shit or something to have all their crossover characters brought into another PAYDAY game or is their deal extended to whatever PAYDAY game they create in the future as well?
>>176052934
>Wick
Probably not since they're making a game with him, and Continental Coins are important
>Jimmy
Yeah
>Bodhi
Yeah
>Scarface
Yeah
>Jacket
Most probably not, it's based off if Dennaton agrees to let him be in the game and Overkill still wants him
>>176052934
Take a guess smart guy
>>176052934
Why not just steal the characters
>>176053925
because real life is not a game retard and the company would go bankrupt if they did
>>176049684
>Liking anything about Shitney
I installed Mute Sydney as soon as I saw it and I don't even like using mods
Did anyone get robbedacop yet?
>>176054971
no
How the fuck do I get Hawk's sound pack to work?
I put all the files into mod_overrides
I put the zip folder into mod_overrides, but neither works
In fact, it even shows the mod IN GAME, but it doesn't do anything
Anyone know where lua keybinds are stored as a file? I'm trying to remap some keybinds of mods but pressing ESC does not clear them.
What do?
>>176055824
Maybe you are the problem here
>>176054971
>trophy requiring 658,893 kills
>added at the same time as the hydra mutator
It's obvious that this always intended to be a mutator trophy.
>steam/reddit sperg out
>MUH CHEATING
>overkill promptly bends over to please their masters
The only people with that trophy are the ones that farmed it before the fun was patched out.
>yfw fun is officially considered a bug
>>176056047
You could try this path assuming you're using blt: mods\saves\mod_keybinds
>>176048836
COFFEE
>>176057168
THANK YOU
Somehow I missed that folder
>>176056515
git gud
alternatively:Make Hydra Great Again
>>176056398
Of course, because that helps me get it up and running
Why does Hoxton always insult Houston when he calls him but Houston sometimes says his name instead of always insulting him? Does he really hold that big of a grudge against him?
>>176058063
Yes
Hoxton actually had a song about how he thought Dallas replaced him and left him to rot in jail on the Christmas soundtrack
>>176057171
CHEETOS
>>176058735
CHICKEN
post dragan
>>176059243
>>176059243
>>176059469
>gago
more like gayo hahahahaha
>>176059797
no bully pls
I feel lile Sicario will get nerfed a bit feels it feels like playing on overkill when I have it on DW
>>176060121
>it feels like playing on overkill when I have it on DW
Just like Grinder and Anarchist
What's your point?
>people who unironically play Sydney
>>176059243
/r/ing the dragan christ pic
can someone convince me to use anything else than Frenzerker + Shotgun? DW is too easy
>>176061664
>>176062846
this one?
>>176063884
I suggest One Down
>>176064341
yes. this is professional
>>176063884
>convince me to have fun
why do shitters always do this
try a different build, faggot
>>176048836
Jacket or Sydney
>>176048836
anybody but Bodhi because i don't have shit taste
patrick swayze's bodhi > this shitty bodhi
>>176048836
Tony
>>176048836>Trump
>>176048836
Chicken or Jimmy
>>176070004
>tfw White Death isn't his Default Mask
Ded
>>176070983
>tfw i feel the same
"Machine guns can be quiet, too."
http://pd2tools.com/l/64491cfd051d2dd4e34ebef4470fa740
>>176074574
i would take fire control basic instead of die hard basic
>>176070983
Yeah it's a shame they made the tape mask his default but at the same time the tape mask is something i'd expect of a crackhead
I wish we got the camo paint from sniper jimmy too
>>176074574
>silent shitter
>armorer
dropped
Just finished watching scarface and I have a question:why is he so autistic?
>>176075747
Is this a new meme
>>176075747
How tall is he even supposed to be
>>176076194
smolface
>>176076323
Give me a number
I heard 5'7 once before but that can't be right
>>176075429
FineAnarchist
>>176075396
the tape mask is in the movie, ergo its his default mask now
that is the extent of overkill's reasoning
>>176077936
Yeah but white death was originally supposed to be his default
I think the tape mask was made before the movie considering there are two payday posters in it
Reminder that Henry > Jimmy
>>176082401
>No mention of Henry
>No multiple jimmies anywhere
They missed their fucking chance.. I would have paid for a heist where we got to meet up with the original Jimmy and steal shit so we can make more clones or something
>>176075747
he was doing drugs at that time.
>>176083921
To be fair, that 100% would have been up to the director's discretion. Not Starbreeze's.
>>176048836
Me Bonnie lass.
>>176086691
based Bonneh
>>176086794
Ay lad.
>Bonnie is 6'3
I want her to pick me up
HEY YOU
>cholo heister added
>haven't heard him gringo once
on a related note: sombrero when
>>176092391
dallas and the gang take a trip to mexico
>>176092391
What is his lore? Related to Vlad, Scarface Mansion or Panic Room?
>>176092391
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRsrIwE79RE
>>176094170
Gage got him in. That's it.
>>176048836
YOU HEAR ME?!
Probably not because he has no lines.
The senran kagura general fags always make a pic with quotes on it from previous posts and this one has a rust cloaker line on it
Almir killed Wolf.
>>176098239
Godspeed, you magnificent bastard
>Sicaro Perk Deck ignores your armor having negative dodge and starts at 0% dodge
>Wearing ICTV
>Stand in smoke and get shot several times to build dodge chance
>Dodge chance reaches 45%
what the fuck
>>176098556
>Sicaro Perk Deck ignores your armor having negative dodge and starts at 0% dodge
how so
What kind of spic would wear this?
I await the day the crew get alternate outfits at the safehouse. Expect Dallas to keep his suit, as well as people like Jacket, Bodhi and Rust, but we need to see Chains in his hoodie, and Dragan's work out gear hot damn.
>>176099451
False info, I went and doublechecked and I was wrong. My bad.
It doesn't reset you to 0%, it just grants enough dodge to circumvent the -55% of ICTV. I'd standing in the smoke and taking enough hits brought me all the way up to 45%
>>176099657
>>176099889
dragan ain't gay yo
>>176100263
how does wearing clothing for working out instead of a sharp suit equal gay tho
Check this out, nerds
>>176099657
isn't that shirt copyrighted?
maybe we can get it removed from the game
>>176103164
>being a cheater
>having to play on mayhem
pottery
gotta love overkill's bugs
>>176105081
gotta love these shitty huds
>>176106192
>implying I'm that guy
>>176055824
>from readme
Create a folder in your PAYDAY 2/assets/mod_overrides/Hawks_soundpack/soundbanks, then drop all of the files within this zip file into the soundbanks folder.
Drop files (not archive) from archive in /mod_overrides/Hawks_soundpack/soundbanks
why does blt update keep crashing me
>>176106578
take like 1 hour and verify?
>>176099657
o owitsGeneralmcbadass, his friend and Almir
is that file in game?
How memetastic
>>176108209
I never knew generalmcbadass was asian
;)
>>176108209
Me on the left
>Sicario smoke grenades give sentries dodge
Ashley where are the fucking overkill dlc codes
>load up golden grin casino
>enter preplanning
>crash
>start the game again
>load up golden grin casino
>enter preplanning
>crash
>>176113878
>playing golden grin
>aka the map with the worst performance in the game
>ever
It was even worse when it came out stealthing it was the most random thing in the game you could have either run next to 5 guards and not be seen or get noticed immediately
>>176114005
Scarface mansion is worst desu
When the bot update goes live will I be able to get Scrap Metal by myself?
>>176114005
I'm sure my rx 580 can handle it
>>176114529
It won't
>>176111364
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2x_bsiPt2c
>>176114103
try middle or low textures
>>176113878
http://paydaymods.com/mods/383/FS
in mod settings put 0 in first string, kinda work fir me
>>176114816
>try middle or low textures
Still 30 fps when on others I can stable 60
>>176114816
changing textues doesn't help
>>176114816
His gook face doesn't match his voice at all
>>176114906
before load big maps load small, like GO bank
>>176114816
>>176115006
that's freaky
MORE SAFEHOUSE INTERACTIONS WHEN
>>176114529
myGeForce 310m handled that
Safehouse customization when?
>>176118793
spring 2016
Lets' heist
>>176120305
Nah
>>176123220
faggot
>>176094394
he sounds like a spongebob character
is payday the after life?
>crossover characters are all dead (jacket got nuked, all jimmys died, tony died, the ending to john wick 1 could be interpreted as him dyingat the time of it's release)
>>176124978
What a shit afterlife
Explain how all the other characters are dead though
>>176125783
old guy who betrayed the yakuza died with remorse of not finding his son
mexican hitman for a drug cartel "decided to move into the usa to rob banks"
Former cop is not something people like in the criminal underworld
Old biker dude with a tendency to betray
Dumb sonic the hedgehog wannabe thought she could rush into a bank gun in hand and rob it
>there isn't unique character voicelines for certain heists
>there isn't an unique voiceline for doing hoxton's revenge with hoxton
>there isn't an unique voiceline for doing boiling point with jimmy
>there isn't an unique voiceline for doing golden grin with sokol
>there isn't an unique voiceline for doing scarface mansion with tony
>>176126781
fwb has unique voicelines
>>176127478
I meant character specific
>>176126781
>Boiling point
>Sokol doesn't talk russian to the mercs
Why doesn't Bain just hack the cell towers so no one can call the cops?
>>176130706
Why doesn't Bain just get off his fat ass and rob these banks himself
>>176130903
He's a neckbeard. He'd tire out really fast.
>>176130903
because he did that back in the day
>>176027160
>>176028052
What's good, heisters? New side jobs are out!
Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Hector Begs You For Mercy (hector_4_jobs)
- Target Practice: Submachine Gun (smg_100_kills)
And today's Safehouse Daily is:
- Jacket's Night Out (daily_night_out)
Brought to you by Jacket.
Keep those helmets flying! ;)
>>176124978
yeah, payday is hell
that's why 95% of the world's population is cops and yet the entire police force is just extremely incompetent
and why 3 bags of meth on cook off "just about covers the gas money"
>>176134364
>on the fbi files for the harder dificulty cops (dw and od), they are described as "inhuman"
I think we are onto something
>>176134812
>OD gives us A Zeal team
>AZ(r)eal
>Azrael
Hmm
>>176136002
>Prison Nightmare was about the heisters trying to escape hell
>"I'll see you again, tomorrow night!" - "Necro" Cloaker
Deepest lore
before this game dies please someone draw jacket sucking dick I need it
>>176138941
jacket sucking acock
>Ashley's graffiti removed from safehouse
>Ashley stopped posting in thread
>Ashley hasn't been in group chat for weeks
>>176139247
kek
>>176140774
Almir must've caught Ashley in these threads getting abused and liking it.
>>176140774
>ashley is dead
it's too good to be true
>>176140774
She was in group chat couple of days ago so your theory falls apart
>>176144145
>she
>>176140774
Trashly is too busy hanging with normies
can anyone help me in making custom tracks?
only problem I have right now is when I convert a .wav to a .bik in rad video tools it creates a short silence at the end of my track. It's really noticeable when the track loops ingame.
>>176145789
i should mention that by custom tracks i mean custom heist tracks
>>176144687
>connor shaw
his videos are informative but goddamn I hate his speaking inflection
https://www.starbreeze.com/starstream/
>psychonauts 2
>systemshock 3
>exclusive payday 2 anouncement
>>176146619
>>systemshock 3
>>176146619
>psychonauts 2
>starbreeze
how the fuck are those 2 related?
>>176146952
Starbreeze is the publisher.
aka. they front money for advertising and shit, then take 2/3 of the profits.
>>176146952
they're funding it, apparently
>>176146952
o ow
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychonauts_2
Developer(s) Double Fine Productions
Publisher(s) Starbreeze Studios
>>176147012
>then take 2/3 of the profits.
Double Fine Productions will have only 1/3 of profit? Thats evil and wrong
>>176147473
after broken age? schafer deserves it
>>176147473
It's okay.
Tim Schafer isn't going to finish it and Starbreeze will just try to pump DLCs again to make up the difference, further killing both of their reputations.
>>176144687
fuck off connor
>>176144687
>.png
>.jpg qiality
>>176150084
Most likely a screenshot someone made of a stream
>>176150134
It's literally from his last video
Literally
>>176150269
good you wrote literally 2 times because for a moment i thought it was figuratively
>>176150134
>saving a lossy image as a PNG
>>176150936
who cares fag
>>176151143
You're wasting storage space
>>176151219
>>176138941
this pic implies he was sucking dick
http://i.imgur.com/VNregGj.png
>>176151310
>>176151143
Don't act dumb.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADBpp6XCdXU
>that rain mod
holy fuck, where do I get it
>>176151701
https://modworkshop.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=19626
>>176151701
>>176152039
So its Green Bridge rain all the time?
>>176151423
But I want to see a cock in his mouth
Thanks though
>>176048836
>Wolf was for the most part
>Switched to Rust when he came out
>Tony is now my second most played and most used mask
>Back to Rust and his mask
I do love playing bikers.
>>176155768
yes, but it may crash game and have loud storm sound
>>176155862
I don't get it
Is the joke that they fucked and now sokol is getting jacket out his room to avoid suspision but put the wrong jacket on him or what
>>176156339
Here's the beginning
I guess they fucked? But Jacket is weird enough that I can see him just stealing Sokol's shirt
>>176140774
>graffiti removed from safehouse
¿?
>>176157000
>jacket a faggot
even thought the only canonnical faggot is hox ton
>>176157000
Baseball bat vs Hockey stick. Who wins?
Proof me that this wont make me cheateragain
https://modworkshop.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=19109#prevsbox
>>176157780
Why would anyone fuck jacket ever, he'd be about as responsive as a corpse
>>176159452
necrophilia
>>176159452
>not wanting to unwrap all his bandages and lick his scars while he stares blankly ahead debating whether or not to beat you up
imagine if he just got up and started fucking killing you
oh god
>still no kento
>>176165643
HOL UP
>>176160874
>attempt to fuck jacket
>he doesn't respond because he's busy hallucinating about his subconcious telling him that all his friends are going to die or some fucked up shit like that
>>176166359
>>176166359
>>176160874
>>176157000
>>176155862
Where's the point in crime spree where you give up on killing anything and just stun and run instead? Past 250 and still not there.
>>176170870
the same point in playing any videogame
Thread is dying faster than bots beta
>>176170870
If you're a masochist you keep going
http://www.mediafire.com/file/e298akb4qbd98lb/Whats_the_Difference_%282%29.rar
>>176176254
tell me what this is before i click
>>176176394
dolphin porn
>>176176394
custom heist soundtrack
threw it together in about an hour
you need beardlib, music module, and blt
I was autistic enough to go for the 250 points on Crime Spree achievement, and Jesus Christ I regret every moment of it.
Took more more than 5 hours to do it all in one sitting, since I ain't paying like six trillion Continental Coins to pick up where I last left off.
>>176178101
wow you're retarded lol
>>176178101
why the fuck you failing so much before 250
I wasn't.
It just took that long.
Maybe I wasn't doing the most efficient runs?
>>176178386
wait
if you weren't failing, do you mean you thought you actually had to do the whole thing in one sitting?
you can suspend your crime spree, you know
The only problem is that picking up your Crime Spree again costs a shitton of Continental Coins.
If I suspended, then I wouldn't have enough to start it up again.
>>176178942
>he's actually this dumb
>>176178942
my nigga
there's a suspend crime spree button
it doesn't end your crime spree and you don't have to pay to restart it
>playing Hotline Miami, don't know how to cook
>ask random guy who joined my game
>Guy tells me to add mu first
>I add mu first
>meth lab blows up
>Guy calls me a dumbass and leaves, I restart
>The two other players decide I'm clinically retarded and try to force me to sit in a bathroom while they cook
>>176180648
>dont know how to cook
>2017
what
>>176180648
>i restart
Jesus, just accept your fate. Replaying the same heist again for some shekels is so fucking boring
>>176178101
>>176178386
>>176178942
Learn to fucking reply to posts or go back to the Steam forums.
Perk Deck: Triple Crosser
Ricochet: You gain the ability to ricochet bullets off any wall using any Pistol including Akimbo Pistols
Quick draw: Decreases the time it takes to draw and holster pistols by 20% (stacks with Equilibrium)
6 Bullets: Decreases all Revolver reload times by 25% (stacks with Desperado)
Pretty good: Any bullets ricocheted will deal 25% more damage
Shalashaska: All pistols have +8 Accuracy and Stability (including akimbo)
Increase total ammo count of pistols by 25%
>>176180869
>offensive perk decks
??
>>176180869Revolver Ocelot: Revolver OcelotRevolver Ocelot: Revolver OcelotRevolver Ocelot: Revolver OcelotRevolver Ocelot: Revolver OcelotRevolver Ocelot: Revolver OcelotRevolver Ocelot: Revolver Ocelot
>>176180702
I only just got this game
>>176180836
The other two guys asked me to and it would have been rude because I was the one who fucked up
>>176180648
what the fuck are you smoking, it is mu first
>>176180648
Is this bait?
Nobody could be so retarded that they couldn't see the giant instructions on the wall.Or could they?
>>176180648
>sitting in a hotel bathroom watching other men play with what's yours
Did you honestly just get cucked on Hotline Miami.
Update when
rrerr
>>176185724
They exist anon, they exist.
>>176185504
someone else must have added mu already
>>176181767
>The other two guys asked me to
It's your fucking lobby. Your host, your rules.
The sooner you learn this, the sooner you enjoy this game.
>>176181767
don't feel bad anon. all long-time players of this game are mean to new players.
Yes, the instructions are on the wall, but very little in this game is clearly explained. A lot of looking around and "figuring out for yourself" is involved, unless some other player tells you.
i hope your experience wasn't ruined and you'll continue to heist.
>implying anyone here cares enough to reply most of the time
Going away for a week and i havn't posted in a while so. Have a lot of codes in one go.
Try to grab what you need/want most as the more stuff you try to grab the higher your chance your steam will get locked out.
>>176195524
Can you gift me a jack mask pls?
>>176195524
got the first russian pack
thanks m8
>>176195524
last gage russian weapon pack and humble mask pack used
>>176195524
Any chance of posting Wick heists? I want to solo stealth yacht <3
>>176196550
It means that you tried a gage spec ops pack before that you faggot
>>176195524
Mega Sydney 234HK
>>176196585
oh thx. checked my DLC list and got spec ops as intended
>>176195524
post ur feet
>>176195524
Finally have my sexy sexy recon sights. Thanks m8
>>176195524
Tried all Russian Packs, they're all taken if anybody is wondering.
>>176196916
but what if I have no sister
>>176197118
damn;( and that's all i need anyway
>>176195524
Tank you, Finally got my mega sydney mask.
Also, got a jacketo of my own.
Once in a blue moon chivalry gone and still no overkill fml
>>176200358
Hey anon,Get a job
>>176195524
>get sokol code
>steam say i got humble masks
>its actually sokol pack
>>176201180
>get mega sydney code
>steam says i got humble masks #5
>it's actually mega sydney
>>176195524
Got a Golden Grin Casino, thanks.
>>176201180
There's a bug where the window shows you the last attempted code, not the one you got.
So if you try another code right now and it works, it'd say Sokol pack.
>>176195524
Fucking bitch at least post a payday related image not huge fuckin tits every time
>>176208103
Yea! Post huge dicks instead, cunt >>176195524
DYIIIIIIIIING
>>176213172
GET THE FUCK UP
>>176213172
MEDIC BAG UP FOR GRABS
GREAT SAUCHIEHALL STREET, HERE I COME
>>176217125
wha the fuck is with those scissors?
>>176170870
I'm at 580, anon.
You only stun and run if you're a shitter, though. Just kill them lmao.
>>176180869
that's kinda weak imo
>>176220705
>he didn't played this game during april's fools week
That's fucking nice, wtf is wrong with you
>>176221382
week? i did play on the week, i just didn't play during the ACTUAL april fools day
i'm pretty sure they removed the ricochet after april 1st
>>176221382
>didn't played
That's fucking nice, wtf is wrong with you
>>176220581
Yeah, that's what I'm wondering. When do they actually get too hard to kill? Because yeah sooner or later you'll need ammo bags, but I haven't had trouble killing things so far.
>>176221503
Nah, they removed it on the third day, those 3 days were the best for doing HM, FF or even safe house raids.inb4: he needs coins
>>176218974
bad texture mapping, the red overlaps where the scissors should be
was in the game at launch, can' remember if it was ever fixed
Transvestism is a mental sickness
>>176223991
But free codes aren't :)
>>176223991
stating your opinions without any proofs makes you look silly when they are in contrast to medical knowledge and science.
>>176225358
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gender_dysphoria
>>176225496
>wikipedia as a source
>>176225496
good job finding it on wiki, now try reading it and understand what's written there. :)
>>176225979
Wikipedia is useful as a quick rundown anon, you can find credible sources else where.
>>176222017
if you use a rifle, at 580 is pretty fucking annoying and you need ammo bags, if you have a crossbow they're fine on headshots
and you can get free bolts during swan song anyway so
I NEED A MEDIC BAG
>>176192415
Thanks, I never realized the instructions were on the wall
I cooked 3 bags of meth before another guy blew up the lab but we were all shitters so no one was mad this time
Why can't overkill just make the akimbo revolver work properly without having to throw 3 diferent mods to fix them
>>176232103
>>176232103
>>176232103
New Heisters