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/pdg/ - Payday:The Heist, Payday 2 and John Wick Chronicles General

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Outsmarted Edition

Last Pro Job >>175048080

>Workshop Manual
http://www.overkillsoftware.com/workshopmanual/

>Upcoming Payday 2 Tournaments:
http://www.overkillsoftware.com/payday2-tournament/

>Extremely Autistic Guide on the Mechanics of PAYDAY 2:
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=267214370

>Skill/Weapon Stat Calculator:
http://pd2weapons.com/

>Breakpoint calculator
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ucnX2Hm4QlkyKiQkSJzdC_PS9Pc8dBJt3cxYyI3Pkgk/

>Old Skilltree Guide:
http://i.imgur.com/nUXjB3J.png

>Perk Deck Guide (slightly out of date):
http://i.imgur.com/hFYr1Io.jpg

>Stat Ranking and Breakpoints (extremely fucking out of date we only keep this here for console plebs):
http://i.imgur.com/TY14uav.png

>Weapon/Armor/Damage/Pickup Spreadsheets (not up to date):
http://pastebin.com/dSyuTzdt

>Weapon Skin Checklist (totally up to date):
http://pastebin.com/jivyLi3A

>Big Oil Engine Calculators:
// NOTE: Nobody cares what the pressure gauges say if they're using the calculator
http://payday2skills.ru/bigoil.html
http://albertkung.com/bigoil/

>PAYDAY Wiki:
http://payday.wikia.com/wiki/PAYDAY_2

>Latest Updates Here:
http://steamcommunity.com/app/218620

>Steam Group full of shitters:
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/itfeelslikesomethingsintheair

>Mods and Lua:
UPDATED*: https://pastebin.com/tygApnyc
*may or may not contain a virus

>Weapon skin previews
http://pd2stash.com/

>Daily dose
https://www.instagram.com/p/BQurVANglNV/?hl=en
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAkUx83NTUw&index=5 [Embed] [Embed]

>Poll
http://poal.me/dnkcs
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First for gay scalies.
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I like this one better
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>>175391764

Wanted to ask again, has the way the prompt for the customize menu been changed, I cant find it anywhere
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>Three(3) seperate threads
C'mon, buddies...
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>>175396634
We,ve hit a new low. :(
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>>175396634
is that enough?
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Post Jacket, especially the one where he jumps in puddles on Heat Street, I miss it from my collection
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>>175396714
everyone should make their own thread
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>>175396714
NAH TAKE IT ALL
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>>175396810
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>>175396810
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>>175396714
Nah its just a complication
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AUGH FUCK, THINK THAT ONE HIT THE BONE
ANYONE GOT A MEDIC BAG?
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Payday 3 crew
>Dallas
>Chains
>Jacket
>Kento
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>>175397364
And Sydney.
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>>175397364
And Bodhi
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>>175397364
>nigger
I think you mean
>Dallas
>Dragan
>Jacket
>Kento
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>>175397364
And Bonnie.
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>>175397560
The only nigger here is you
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>>175397656
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>>175397560
>Dallas
>Dragan
>Hoxton
>Sydney
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>>175397787
Define edge
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>>175397656
>being triggered because someone insulted your pet chimp
lol
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>>175397924
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why are we still here
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>tfw no other game like payday but without the cheese skills
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>>175399336
leaving this world is not scary as it sounds
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>>175399353
>What is PD:TH
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>>175396810
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jacketfags please leave
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>>175401227
>hating on jacket
how
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>>175401128
That's not a KSP
But I want it in game, free, like a free Brenner or maybe a better RPK
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>>175401227
>shitter doesn't have jackit
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>>175401436
try
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>>175401436
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>>175401227
this is /hotlinepayday/ now motherfucker
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>>175401227
t. shitney player
go fap to your sonic elsewhere
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>>175401609
>>175402284
>pretend to be just one person just to continue shitposting
How sad.
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>>175405143
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>>175396810
Don't use the pink one anymore I redrew it a little
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>>175405109
sydney's just as bad, thanks
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Will draw the jacketo of your choice in exchange for one piece of trivia about payday/hotline miami
If your trivia sucks you have to give me another fact
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>>175405786
Jacket spends a fortune on cassette tapes
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>>175405786
Jacket is secretly gay and wants to fuck sokol
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>>175405786
Jagged is a fagged fug :DD
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>>175405786
Payday trivia #47/99: Jacket is shit
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>>175405786
Pig butcher lived/imagined living in Jacket's old apartment

Colonel is the founder of 50 Blessings

Richard mask is named after rooster>cock>dick>Richard

Draw Jacket punching a dozer wearing the Biker helmet
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>>175405786
he's a real human bean
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>>175405936
vastly overestimated how good i am at drawing
will get to the other prompts later
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post dragan
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>>175410232
nice
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>>175410232
nice
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>>175410232
nice
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>>175410358
finally a man of good taste
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>We will never have a free PKP LMG
>We will never have it be a free version of the Brenner
>We will never have a bullpup modification that increases range
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>>175406251
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>>175418093
cyka blyat
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>>175410232
rice
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>>175418242
it means faggot in russian
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>>175418340
idi nahuy
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>>175410232
nice
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>>175407440
I was actually drawing something like this but with tony
It's a proper drawing instead of the doodles I post here so you might see it after a long time, but I will definitely get to this
Thanks for actually posting trivia
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>>175419565
Will you draw my gay OC beating someone up for money
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>>175419732
No sorry
My art's not even that good you should commission someone else
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>>175419897
I think it's cute
I like artstyles that look dynamic and adorable
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>>175419732
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Am i right that game force you to use dodge build on OD because armor is useless on OD? I hate it
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>>175421059
yes
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>>175421059
i beat all of od using muscle/kingpin once it came out and my buddy used armorer entirely

it's absolutely possible to use armor
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>>175258219
What's good, heisters? New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Bain It Up! (bain_4_jobs)
- I Will Take With Impunity (kosugi_3)

And today's Safehouse Daily is:
- Jacket's Secret Identity (daily_secret_identity)
Brought to you by Jacket.

Keep those helmets flying! ;)
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Quick question before i go to sleep,does jacket have broad shoulders or just a narrow waist
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>>175421059
Use anarchist with LWBV if you want speed and the armorer 2 second bonus
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>>175421059
Armor isn't useless on OD, just stop being dumb and actually try to cover

If you are going to go doge better go FULL dodge
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http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/richard-vallieres-sentencing-1.4090811

>Vallières was found guilty of theft, fraud and trafficking stolen goods. During his trial in Quebec Superior Court, he said that he had filled the barrels with water. His lawyer argued he had been coerced to fill the barrels with water by a man who carried a gun.

Bobblehead Bob Maple Syrup Heist DLC when?
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>>175428074
>$18.7 mil of maple syrup
No way this shit is that valuable
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>>175428074
Day of the rake fucking when

Rake melee when
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>he doesn't have Criminal Intent set as his main menu song
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>>175430029
You realise that's for 3,000 tonnes, right?

You steal enough of something, it's worth plenty.

3,000 tonnes = 3,000 * 1,000 kg = 3,000,000 kilos of maple syrup.

That's about $9 a kilo, or about $4/lb of syrup.
Googling "Maple Syrup density" gives me 1.37g per mL which translates to about 730mL per kilo.

And that's pure syrup, not the diluted shit in your grocery store.
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>>175430429
We get it anon, you're a dedicated shitposter whoopie you
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>>175430029
It's not.

Quebec artificially inflates the maple syrup prices by hoarding them in the warehouse instead of selling it.
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>>175430029
>>175430480
Shit I did the math wrong.

It's $6 per kilo, ~$2.60 per pound.
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>>175430696
I wonder how he was planning to sell all that
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>>175431027
Robbers never do the selling themselves.
At least, most of them don't.

They sell it to a fence for pennies of the actual price to a fence because (a) any money they get is pure profit, and (b) getting rid of the goods ASAP is better to not get caught with. It's the same reason why people try to dump shit at pawn shops all the time.
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>>175424125
How good does kingpin hold up on od?
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Reminder that %2 was too good for this world

F
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>>175433917
insta kicked :^)
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>>175434342
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No one knew about it, shame that the fag updated BLT itself to get rid of autists
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>>175432806
Depends on how you use it.

Either for regenerating health or pseudo immunity for 6 seconds, injector on a 20-30 second cooldown. Same health bonuses as muscle.

I've heard some people say that the high damage on OD shuts down the immunity, but I've honestly never seen that happen.
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>>175434342
>be host
>type %2 in chat
>autist screeches on pdg
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Is sociopath a good deck? The showdown ability seems pretty fucking cool
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>>175434560
>I've heard some people say that the high damage on OD shuts down the immunity, but I've honestly never seen that happen.
Snipers.
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>haven't played in 2 years
>decide to redownload
>remember all the bullshit DLC

Any DLCs in particular I should be prioritizing?
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>>175436186
DLC Unlocker.
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>>175436186
Show what you don't have
>inb4 u poor
75% sale every single fucking time
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>>175436394
>Show what you don't have

PAYDAY 2: The Golden Grin Casino Heist
PAYDAY 2: Sokol Character Pack
PAYDAY 2: Gage Ninja Pack
PAYDAY 2: Yakuza Character Pack
PAYDAY 2: Gage Chivalry Pack
PAYDAY 2: The Point Break Heists
PAYDAY 2: The Goat Simulator Heist
PAYDAY 2: The Wolf Pack
PAYDAY 2: Sydney Character Pack
PAYDAY 2: Biker Character Pack
PAYDAY 2: The Biker Heist
PAYDAY 2: John Wick Weapon Pack
PAYDAY 2: Gage Spec Ops Pack
PAYDAY 2: Scarface Character Pack
PAYDAY 2: Scarface Heist
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>>175436591
No
Yes
Yes
No
YES
No
No
Yes
Yes
Consider
Consider
Yes
Yes
No
No
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>>175436753

thank you
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>>175436591
>PAYDAY 2: The Golden Grin Casino Heist
Pay to win Taser melee.
>PAYDAY 2: Sokol Character Pack
Grinder is worthless now. The Val is the worst AR in the game, even below the AMCAR.
>PAYDAY 2: Gage Ninja Pack
Poison used to be OP when OD hit, not anymore.
>PAYDAY 2: Yakuza Character Pack
Katana melee used to be OP before OVERKILL_Jules trashed all melee weapons.
>PAYDAY 2: Gage Chivalry Pack
Crossbows are OP and part of the OD meta with dodge builds.
>PAYDAY 2: The Point Break Heists
Baby Deagle and Ice Pick melee used to be OP. Not anymore.
>PAYDAY 2: The Goat Simulator Heist
Fuck Goat Sim.
>PAYDAY 2: The Wolf Pack
If you had the PD:TH DLC you should have it.
>PAYDAY 2: Sydney Character Pack
Anarchist is one of the best armour perk decks in the game. If you're not a dodgefag, you get this or Armorer with your ICTV. Ignore the shits who say that ICTV is bad. They're the kinds of losers who unironically think dodge BV builds were good since they were introduced during Wanker Breakout.
>PAYDAY 2: Biker Character Pack
Almost OP shotgun. Not worth $7.
>PAYDAY 2: The Biker Heist
Pointless DLC.
>PAYDAY 2: John Wick Weapon Pack
Reskins of existing weapons.
>PAYDAY 2: Gage Spec Ops Pack
Arbiter is a center-of-screen nade launcher with no projectile arc (goes straight). Borderline pay to win.
>PAYDAY 2: Scarface Character Pack
>PAYDAY 2: Scarface Heist
Worthless.
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>>175437487
>>PAYDAY 2: The Golden Grin Casino Heist
>Pay to win Taser melee.
There is a free taser, the knuckles are actually good
>inb4 le faster swing
Knuckles have a better hitbox if that is anything It actually is

The only shit that I'm going to fight here
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>>175437720
I forgot to mention the taser knuckles.

Thanks.
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New player here. Can anyone give me quick rundown on the current meta and the more favorable builds at the moment?
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>>175439441
OD: Rogue Suit with crossbows and crutch song.

Everything else: Do whatever the fuck you want.
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>>175439441
If you know shit stick with Grinder, Bronco/Deagle, M308 until you learn
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>>175439441
sniper rifle+grenade launchair, armor, mini kits, inspire
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>>175437487
Ninja and Goat Pack has some pretty good weapons though.

The Vertex SMG is arguably the best SMG in the game with that retarded high rate of fire and the GSPS is a rough contender for best secondary shotgun.

I think pistol crossbow is also pretty viable.
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>>175441760
>Vertex SMG
Trash. Not worth dollars.
>GSPS
Judge is free. Not worth dollars.
>Pistol Crossbow
Okay, I'll give you that.
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>>175441832
>Vertex Trash
What's your argument?
>High Damage
>Max Stability easily
>Fire rate chews through specials
>150 ammo
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>guy named fabulous unicorn
>in custody in the first 6 mins
>in custody every 5 mins after that

If you're shit at the game don't play high difficulties you moron.
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>>175441963
Pretty good ammo pickup and reload time, too.
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>>175441963
>>175442292
42 damage
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>>175439441
M308 with silent killer or berserker
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>>175442336
1,200 rate of fire
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>>175441963
It's not a crossbow or nade launcher or Judge.
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>>175442472
irrelevant
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Copy that
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>>175442658
ayy
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>>175442605
>consistent dps is irrelevant

k
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>>175442472
30 bullets
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next dlc when
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why preplanning is so shit

>very big bank
>only bus escape is useful
>c4 escape full of snipers and you need move bags 100 m
>lift is near cops spawn

Thermite is cool, no need go for pig, just put and wait 5 minutes, but it cost 8 points, that mean only fucking helicopter escape is available WHO THE FUCK WILL DO THAT

>bomb:dockyard
>boat is best and cost 8 points
>helicopter is 4 points and zip line is 3 points
>zip line make you shooting target and drop you far away from helicopter when they should cooperate

bravo overkill
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>>175444303
Know your shit, why use X over Z when X is a better option
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>>175444303
preplanning should make every approach unique, like with c4 you would start robbing a bank from the other side or sewers, preplanning right now just makes some approaches a reliability making other useless
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>>175444303
>only bus escape is useful
idk, elevator is ok
depending on vault location, its not much further than the bus
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Trying to solo Transport: Train heist for the achievement.
Do bags still alert enemies when they move across the zipline? I really don't want to move 10 bags from that last carriage
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>>175448376
you can zip em
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>>175448376
The bag zipline never alerted guards.

The bags might alert the guards after they DROP at the truck-side cliff still but the zipline itself never alerts anyone.
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>>175420327
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What was he called again?
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>>175450156
Ballast
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>>175450156
AHHHHH
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>>175450156
Doctor Bag Man
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>>175450156
sallaD
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>>175450156
Captain america
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>>175450156
Faggot.
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>>175450156
Dallas.
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What about this guy?
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>>175451328
2 chainz
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>>175451328
Cucumber
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>>175451328
Chains.
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>>175451328
The Magician.
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>>175451328
Tirethief
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>>175395931
>mfw seeing all the heisters in the basement trying to hit on Sydney

Wondering why Clover doesn't get anything nice.
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>>175452907
Clover is gay
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>>175418093
I enjoy this picture
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>>175418093
Just to be clear that the joke didn't fly over my head since I don't remember hotline miami that well, Jacket is the guy fucking up russians and when he sees that Sokol is russian too, he comments that he won't be able to resist?
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>>175418093
do one with jacket raping matt
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>>175456847
>>175456960
>being a white supremacist
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>>175457165
But that's not true, Obama used that hand sign too.
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>>175457165
those damn nazi frogs
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So where do you go to customize your gun visually in this mod,

>https://modworkshop.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=18538

was linked to it yesterday but I can fuck all find the prompt to open up the menu, tried right clicking guns in the inventory menu, the attachment menu doesn't appear to have any kind of prompt. I am fucking stupid
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hanEn0gi4Ps
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>>175456863
It's just a redraw of that Ariel comic where Prince Eric blows a flute directly into her face and she has eight legs
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>>175460607
7 vagánias
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>still no option for Crime Spree heists to play the heist specific track
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>>175468290
Ashley fix this you dirty trash cuntbag
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>>175468497
>Fixing shit is not ashley's job
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>>175468867
who are you quoting?
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>>175468867
>how to greentext
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>>175468867
????
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>>175468867
Welcome to 4chan :)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pcy45MlI-lA
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>>175469023
ashley
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post anime
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>>175473934
no
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>>175473934
>>>/a/
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>>175473934
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>>175477085
>xbox
>hoxton breakout
>very hard
>assualt rifle
>shit scope
>lost quarter health at the start
>dallas
>grenades
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What did he mean by this?
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>>175477426
>implying it's possible to complete anything harder than very hard using a controller
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how do i join other peoples crime spree games
do i have to solo unless i get invited
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>>175478224
use the filters
heists>crime spree
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>>175474301
>>175476735
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>>175473934
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>>175397364
Sounds good to me
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>>175477426
is /pdg/ the general where lost souls of /hmg/ wander?
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>>175481638
yes my child, you may rest in this shithole while it exist
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>>175481869
>Killing Floor is a genuinely fun game with great community and gets free good content pumped out regularly
>Payday 2 is a shitty repetitive game with a toxic community and cancer devs
>/kfg/ dies before /pdg/
This is NOT okay
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>>175481638
Let's find out
http://www.strawpoll.me/12865331
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>>175482173
im surprised too that /pdg/ outlived /kfg/, we dont even deserve to have our general now
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>>175482173
>Killing Floor is a genuinely fun game with great community and gets free good content pumped out regularly
>this is what /kfg/fags actually believe
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>>175465010
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>>175482173
>killing zombie hordes
>the most generic genre

>fun
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>>175485221
I think we can all agree that both Killing Floor 2 and Payday 2 are complete shit.
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>>175485581
Nah only the former
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>Doing Hoxton Revenge
>Host and another fag
>They are slow as fuck
>Be the first to get inside the place
>Found the box and deactivated it
>Was the one to find the vault and place the 2 keycards
>But the fucking FBI boss died
>Tell host that this shit is going to become loud
>Shit happens and everyone in the house is triggered before the drill appears

>He fucking restarts
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>>175482173
>toxic community

Come on, the "%2" fiasco was fun, admit it
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>>175487245
%2 still works sometimes
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>>175487568
sometimes it doesn't, though
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>>175487685
You just need to add %2 to something that you say, not just type it alone, like "Did you knew that %2 crashed games?"
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Why is dodge in almost every build? It's not even fun
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>>175488173
Is this you
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>>175488820
Both armor/dodge only fags are pathetic. How can you play the same shit every time and to bore yourself to death? I guess you are using Car-4 dmr only also.
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>>175489078
>How can you play the same shit every time and to bore yourself to death?
Same reason anyone bothers to play a heist more than once.

Where do you fucking think you are?
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>>175489387
You have literally 0 (ZERO) excuse to play only one build when you can save 15 (FIFTEEN) different builds and swap them even in between heist days
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>>175489692
Loud build.
Transport build.
Stelf build.
Tabula Rasa build.

Wow, look at that, I have more than one build already.
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>>175489692
For most of it you need atleast 4-5
I have a C4, Inspire, Stealth and an OD one that I use on DW too

All I need
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>>175489692
>15 profiles

>1 stealth
>2 dodge grinder with fire IZHMA
>3 dodge grinder with GL40 + uzi
>4 crook with gl40 + uzi
>5 rogue with sniper
>6 rogue crossbow for OD
>7 rogue DMR for OD
>8 rogue with saw
>9 suit anarchist with AR
>10 suit anarchist with flamer
>11 empty build for cheevos
>12 rogue cavity for low crime spree
>13 rogue thanatos for high spree
>14 rogue for big oil day 1 ecm rush
>15 rogue akimbo
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>>175490751
>suit anarchist
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>>175489692
>and swap them even in between heist day
doesn't work properly
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>>175450156
Texas
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>>175487245
>wanted to be Dallas last Halloween
>Didn't get the mask for birthday
Next time..... it will work
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Grinder isn't working for me
>inb4 it got nerfed
i know it got nerfed into oblivion, but it's not heling me at all. Is there any know issue with it?
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>>175405786
Jacket originally had grey hair, and ran around naked with no masks in the alpha. Also, a plethora of guns were cut in the original Hotline Miami, such as the Minigun, and the Rocket Launcher.
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>>175496703
It heals HP not armour.
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>>175496703
DO you have Frenzy or Berzerker
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>>175436591
Yes
No
No
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
No
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
No
Yes
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>>175496703
You need to be using the suit or the Lightweight Ballistic Vest in order to get healing.
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>>175433917
what the fuck does %2 mean
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>>175502270
Why don't you try it in some lobby
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>>175502270
the payday 2 secret part 1(tm)
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>>175502270
it means insta kicked :^)
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>>175503336
thanks
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Haven't played in several months. Does the frenzy damage reduction still apply to armor making you borderline invincible?
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>>175503510
No, its for health only
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>>175503510
well yea, but the total damage reduction got reduced
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>>175489692
>not deliberately building sub optimal but fun builds to dick around with.
Crit flamethrower and Jacket RP build don't work on one down, but they're plenty good for murdering OVK and most sprees
and I'm generally pretty satisfied with my consciously no DLC Shotgun build. Although it definitely helps that the Judge and Buckshot are available as non-dlc from Community membership, as well as the HEF grenade.
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>>175503510
Yes.

They couldn't figure out how to make it NOT apply to armour.

So they just said IT'S A FEATURE and then reduced the damage reduction to try and make it more in line with both health and armour considerations.
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Why is Tony such an autist in his movie
>>
>>175485959
No, both.
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>>175504107
>Crit flamethrower and Jacket RP build don't work on one down, but they're plenty good for murdering OVK
you can literally go into ovk with no skillpoints spent and do fine
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I want to use the grinder perk deck but I also don't want to use a automatic weapon, is it still effective with for example the m308 on single shot?
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>>175508592
>but I also don't want to use a automatic weapon
stopped reading there
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>>175508592
You don't need to use them if you don't want anyways
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>>175508916
Joseph?
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>>175508916
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>>175508592
I've been using grinder with a fucking amcar and i'm doing fine
It's literally just lmb to win
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>>175491157
>ictv anarchist
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>>175511512
LBV/BV/HBV anarchist, dumb dodgefag
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>>175511512
Nothing wrong with 500 of armor
>>
Remember when the HBV was meta?
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>>175511742
No point in getting LBV because you lose all dodge. You either get suit for the fastest armor regen, or heaviest armor for highest total armor and more regenerated armor on average
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>>175513872
>Relying on passive armor regen
>Relying on dodge
Stop using anarchist wrong.
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>>175514198
>wrong

Nigga
>The remaining damage of the bullet causing the armor level to drop to 0 does not carry over onto health damage. A player with 20 armor hit by a Bulldozer for 400 damage does not take any health damage. Snipers are the only exception, so the same player would take 220 health damage if hit by a sniper round instead.

The point of having suit with Anarchist is to have the fastest armor regen to abuse the mechanic mentioned above
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>>175514754
>Relying on passive armor regen
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>>175514804
Passive armor regen is only one part of it, the active armor regenerating effects are same regardless of armor type you're using so I didn't mention those.
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>>175514986
Which is why your one second faster passive regen doesn't matter unless you're somewhere in a corner hiding from the cops.
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>>175515056
It matters more than having marginally higher total armor that comes with LBV. Some dodge is better than none
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>>175515174
It doesn't matter at all and +50-90 armor > 5 dodge
>But it's higher when sprinting
You're supposed to be shooting cops faster than they can shoot you, not running away from them.
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>>175515580
not that guy, but
>I can't shoot cops while sprinting
lmao
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>>175515580
>90
How much does that matter on OD?

Lmao dude stop posting
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>>175515904
A lot more than than 5 dodge
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>>175516212
>minimum 5% chance to avoid all damage at all times

vs.

>90 points more total armor
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>anarchist suit
>intentionally gimping your arrmor total for 5 dodge
lmao
>but muh speed
why are you niggers running around so much?
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>>175517305
>total armor
>when armor regen exists

Total armor only matters if you're getting hit by snipers
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>>175506678
combine being on cocaine almost all the time and caring only about your wealth and status and you get the result
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>>175517747
>Tony is revealed to be the traitor after attempting to shoot up the safehouse in a fit of tard rage
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>>175519063
i believe in payday we have the Scarface video game's Tony who has actually learned his lesson from the mistakes he made in the movie after losing everything
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>>175519063
Speaking of Tony, which Hotline Miami mask would suit each heister?

>Hoxton
>is a sniper
Rick

>Wolf
>canine
Ted

>Chains
>like guns
Aubrey

>Clover
>burglar, avoids combat
Louie

>Jiro
>uzi
Richter
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>>175519218
I didn't even know there was a video game
>>175519218
>Wolf
>not Dennis
Anyway you got most of the masks that really apply to the heisters, the rest are just weird/redundant
Maybe Graham for Houston because you get parkour in his skill tree
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>>175509557
tfw my shitposts over at /a/ made it here
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>>175517260
Yes, and that 90 armor does more than 1/20 bullets dodged.
>>
I remember when shitters always said "explosive bows are the meta"
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>>175525568
Not on high difficulties considering how much damage that one bullet does.
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is there a armor skin unlocker yet?
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>>175529284
They are worth shit now senpai, how you cant afford them, Swat is like 74 cents and Skull around 54
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>>175529252
Here's an easy way to figure out how much that 5% is worth. 5% dodge is the same thing as 5% damage resist, in terms of pure math. So just deduct 5% off that attack and see how much it's saving you.
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>>175529528
>Skull around 54
tfw sold it for $8 on the first day
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>>175482173
>>Killing Floor is a genuinely fun game with great community and gets free good content pumped out regularly
>>>regularly
Twice a year is regularly?
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>peoples liking to use %2 to hurt peoples unironically
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>>175541656
>words on internet hurt him
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>>175541656
>Cheaters and fags with shit like NGBTO and Hoxhud not deserving it
>>
Ded thread
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>>175544332
ded game
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DON
>>
Reminder that you will never ever ever ever be Kenny
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>>175541656
>>175542118
Can someone explain this %2 thing to me?
I have one mod, the one that prevents you losing your crime spree if the game crashes, since I lost two 100+ sprees due to random crashes.
Am I fucked? What does it do?
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>>175549513
it force mod crash the game like iphone
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>>175549513
If you have BLT and you type %anynumber like %2 %4 %9 your game will crash. You can do it to other people who have BLT
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>>175529693
>5% dodge is the same thing as 5% damage resist, in terms of pure math.
That is a bad assumption because we're assuming the bullet doesn't fucking destroy you in one shot. Dodge gets better returns on higher difficulties not because the average damage dodged is higher but also because ignoring ENTIRE bullets actually fucking matters.

You don't resist 5% of a sniper shot, you either resist 100% of a sniper shot or don't. You don't THINK about resisting only 5% of a sniper shot. You think about whether you'll resist enough whole sniper shots to make it to the next tree.
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>>175549513
The correct term is: "Input validation failure".

It tries to scan and parse the chat text for some reason but crashes because it gets fucked up by % symbols for some retarded reason.
Bet they treat the string as a URL string or something. Only example I can think of that gets fucked up by %s.
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complete diamond store on overkill getting all loot bags and killing the SWAT turret
>stealth the the whole thing until I've secured every bag and cleaned the map, alert last civ at the very end destroy swat truck and go
>ESCAPE!
>impossible now unless i rely on rng because i cant move 20 bags in 5 minutes
how to get 25 kills 25 seconds smg? what map
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>>175550586
Birth of sky on the plane is the best because there are a ton of low health enemies all in one area right at the start it the level and if you mess up it's not a huge pain to just restart
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>>175550586
I don't get your problem.

You're allowed to buy Expert Driver.

You can also let in pubs during the Escape.
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>>175424582
What's good, heisters? New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Caribbean Pirate (caribbean_pirate)
- Build A Raft Of Shields (any_25_shield_kills)

And today's Safehouse Daily is:
- Nose Candy (daily_candy)
Brought to you by Jimmy.

Keep those helmets flying! ;)
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>>175550847
>You're allowed to buy Expert Driver.
Too late for that shit
>You can also let in pubs during the Escape.
Yeah it only took 40 minutes for someone to join, and then he just left so that's that
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>>175551069
Which escape? Are you still playing? Post ID? As long as it's not Cafe, it's not impossible.

Especially if you're stuck in Park.
The van spawns at whichever exit that doesn't have SWAT vans blocking it. So just scout around and then start moving. 4+5 minutes should be enough, right?
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Is there a mod that allow you use laser and flash light in same time?
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>>175529252
Yes on high difficulties mathematically.
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>>175550229
pretending to sound smart shows how dumb you really are

the crash was caused by BLT attempting to backreference a nonexistent capturing group when reformatting chat messages for logging using regular expressions
the fix was to use format string instead of regex
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>>175551194
Just finished it, was Cafe
After 15 bad spawns I just went and pre-empted it
Did NOT get the achievement
fucking kill me
>>
hey just checking up on this thread, has anybody been acting dumb recently?
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>>175552580
Did you get the cash bag in the Titan Safe?

That fucks people up.
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>>175552687
Yep triple checked the whole map, I probably have to go loud from the beginning or at least that's what some random steam thread implies
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>>175552543
>the crash was caused by BLT attempting to backreference a nonexistent capturing group when reformatting chat messages for logging using regular expressions
So you're saying...it made some bad assumptions about the input strings it was parsing? Wow that sounds a lot like a parsing fail caused by input validation failure.
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>>175552616
yes, bought armor skin
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>>175553501
I hope you paid 8 euros for it.
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>>175552813
Thanks OVERKILL.
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>>175552616
I bumped pdg back to page 1.
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T W O Y E A R S
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>>175550134
If you add up all instances of damage both dodged and undodged, it turns in to resistance in a mathematical sense. Looking it as a single instance of being shot is stupid and wrong. You don't get shot once per map and get left alone forever in fairty tale heist land.

If you only compare being shot once by one unit, sure it doesn't look that way. If you compare being shot 100 times by that unit then suddenly it does look that way. Here the truth of dodge reveals itself.

You are right about one thing. Resist/Dodge is worth more the more damage is incoming because they scale with damage coming in. Flat 'hp' increases only give you what it says on the tin. The problem here is the ratio of exchange is SO VASTLY OUT OF PROPORTION that the increase in 'hp' from rogue to crook works out in crook's favor. A crook wearing LBV has more defense in absolute terms than a rogue. This is with both having NO ADDITIONAL ARMOR SKILL INVESTMENT and both at their max possible standing dodge. That crook can shoot from 82 to over 100 armor with further investment isn't a tax for it's defense.. you're gaining more when you already had more than rogue.

The culprit here is rogue has 20 armor to it's name. 55% dodge or resist won't fucking matter when you have so little underlying 'hp' for your inherent soak to work with. For comparison, crook lacks only 15% 'resist' for several times rogue's armor value. Of course rogue has no inherent health regen, making it taboo to tap that as a soak resource. Though the same can be said for crook, and both have the same options in terms of buy ins for health sustain.

Even in OD, the exchange still works out in Crook's favor. Having more than four times someone's armor without investment is a pretty big gap to cross.
>>
plane hijacking heist when
>>
http://poal.me/dnkcs
>only 3 people voted scarface
>only 4 people voted sallaD
>Only 2 people voted Jimmy
>15 people voted le funny nigger
>7 people voted le waifu m8
>>
>>175564650
So your taste is different than the taste of the majority, what's your point?
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>>175564650
Change your name already, can't you spell anonymous?
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>>175564650
>13 whoston
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>AK17 has the same ammo pickup as DMR CAR-4
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FTqjwo-RRI&t=0s
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Question guys.

Skills effect fire DoT damage right? I know crits work but will skills like OVK/Zerker effect the DoT on Dragan's Breath rounds?
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>>175572008
Burn damage is fixed, nothing can increase it except crits.
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>>175572362
Guess it's crit fire IZHMA master race then. Thanks buddy.
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>>175564650
le shit taste
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>>175550586
This is gonna sound weird, but do it loud from the start.
Do not. do NOT kill any civs. Let them run.
even if you don't buy Expert Driver, you likely won't have an escape.
And if you can't handle an OVK loud heist solo, I don't know what to tell you.
>>
Now I want to see what heisters the steam forums and ribbit use
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>>175569557
fuck off
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>>175529693
It would be if it where not for the no-bleed through (outside of snipers) mechanic in PD2.

If it was DW or below I'd personally take 90 armor if it was OD I'd take 2 piece but that's just me. Butt then again I like being the Nerves of Steel ICTV armor fat boi for objectives.
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>>175452907
Clover is a Banshee in a disguise.

Don't put your dick in spooky, lads.
>>
Not bad, eh?
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>>175576438
shit
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>>175576438
Neato.
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>>175576438
Very bad, eh?
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>>175576438
Eww
>>
Is anyone else's zipline missing on Bomb: Dockyard? I bought the asset and the zipline mounts are there but not the zipline itself and I cannot use it.
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>>175578809
zipline is for loud
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>>175580869
I did it loud but the zipline wasn't accessible at any time
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>>175580958
you cant use it until the boat moves
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>>175581290
I had heli escape and bought zipline, at no point was it usable and we moved the bomb by foot.
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>>175575990
It's a simplification/abstraction to help understand that dodge isn't just some high roller magic BS deck. It has very real limitations entirely propped up by meme skill investments.. that any other deck can invest in just the same.

In truth, the particulars behind dodge make it worse than flat resistance does, but that gets in to HARD TO QUANTIFY territory because it can get incredibly situational. Resistance has less situational disadvantages.
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>Love bows IRL
>Happy the game has bows
>The english bow has retard long draw, a reload animation that is physically painful to watch, and shoots off center
>The plains bow has the shooting arc of a limp dick with negative pull weight

Why does Overkill hate me?
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>>175582209
>Why does Overkill hate me?

you are playing their game right now, that's already a reason for them to hate you
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>>175582441
B-but I paid good money for their DLC after getting the GOTY edition for free as a gift code from someone's humble bundle spare and getting half the dlc I didn't have from that from trashly based gift codes!

Why would they hate me?
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>>175582793
cuz they are jews and hate fun weapons
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>>175582793
Disgusting

https://modworkshop.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=19713#description
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>>175583293
Does this replace an existing one, or add a new one? What would other people experience while I use this?

And of course is it crash happy?
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>>175584649
it crashes with WolfHud when using the piercing arrow only that happened to me
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>>175584649
Adds a new one. Other people will see the default bow. You need beardlib, wich can be crashy when the dev fucks up an update.
>>
Is this what autism looks like?
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>>175590791
any user of NBGTO is an autistic cunt
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>>175590791
One of the many fags who refuses to try different playstyles. Armor and Dodge are both viable
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>people edit out their names instead of disabling hud
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>>175594472
How?
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>>175594472
Maybe to show off the name of the autists and because its faster?

>>175594582
Settings > Video > Disable HUD
>>
Is that enough?
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>>175594736
>because its faster
>pressing a hotkey is slower than editing your name out
>>
>>175594858
What hotkey?

>>175594736
>Settings > Video > Disable HUD
This much effort no thanks
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>>175594961
Its literally binded to 0 i think by default
>>
>>175595045
Not figuratively?
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>>175595169
maybe
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>>175594804
Yes, job is done
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>>175582209
Bows are inferior to firearms, who would have thought
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>>175597991
FUCK YOU
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>>175590791
is that actually a part of NGBTO? jesus fucking christ day of %2 cannot come faster
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>>175600102
>tumblr
>overshit
trash
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>>175590791
Dodge makes me want to blow my brains out but this is just dumb
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>>175600759
>>
>>175601760
Gas the dodgers
Class war now
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>>175601760
>incomplete perk deck
such power does not deserve to exist in the hands of autists
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>>175601891
>t. less than 100 hours
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>>175601760
>Payday 2 should automatically kick yourself for using these mods that kick literally anyone
>PD2 should automatically kick anyone who manually kicks 3 people no matter the level
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>>175601760
kys
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>>175602074
They are never going to do something about modders and cheaters, just cry about "b-but they do nothing" and "p-pls stop leaking stuff"
>>
i hope overkill bans dlc unlocker users and skin unlocker users. its not fair that i brought all the dlc at full price to support the developers and some people can just cheat for it
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>>175602061
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>>175602376
>to support the developers
kys faggot no one ever says or thinks about that
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>>175602376
I think the best solution would be banning cheaters than only have the base game and no DLC. Game ban would be lifted if you had at least one paid DLC. Overkill can already detect cheaters so why not also punish them? People who don't bring money (have no DLC) are worthless from business perspective.

Banning cheaters would also weed out the slavic scum infesting every f2p game.
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>>175602384
What's your excuse for using incomplete perk deck, then? You don't have to equip it to level it up
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>>175602437
>no one ever says or thinks about that
expect stupid redditfags that have swallowed so much almir cum they've lost all ability to think and worship overkill like gods
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>>175603458
ah true, i just want more reasons to hate NGTBO, dunno why. havent seen many pubs using cancer mods like this. how would i do so, and how could i ruin their day besides %2
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>>175578809
IIRC you have to set it up first, like the Big Bank zipline.

Did you set it up before heading to the boat side?
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>>175604769
No, I'll try again sometime
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Dead game
Update never
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Is BLT fucked for anyone else? my games been loading super slow lately
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>>175608478
%2 ;)
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>>175608478
Try typing %2 in chat that'll show him XD
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>>175608638
>>175608692
Nice meme fellas. I just had to reinstall blt to fix it
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Where's the fucking porn for this shit game
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>>175610782
>>>/trash/
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>>175610782
https://modworkshop.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=19657#prevsbox

Is that enough?
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>>175612054
I don't give a single shit about the women in this game
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>>175610782
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>>175612280
your gay lol
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>>175613485
Yeah now show me some heisters smoking cock
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>>175601760
good thing i use crook
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Memes

Do you actually use the ban list?
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>>175617236
If people keep trying to connect and crashing every single time, I put them on the ban list so they stop pausing my game every 30 seconds.
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no hud is kino
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>>175610782
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Payday/1
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Is the 5/7 AP good or not? Did it got "fixed"?
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I fucking hate Jacket and all the animal masks and all the Jacket fanart it's such bullshit that he is so popular
The only good character is Dragan because he's a cop
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>>175621108
dogshit pickup cripples it as a utility sidearm. Multiple alternatives can deal with shields better
>HE/DB Judge
>slug SGs (lol)
>000 SGs with shock and awe ace
>GLs
given how easy shields are to deal with, it doesn't really offer any meaningful benefits.
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>>175621557
What is the ammo pickup then, if I can recover the bullet that I used thats enough
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>>175621318
Hotline Miami is better than Payday 2
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>>175622317
literally the worst in the game outside of GLs and Thanatos. Roughly on par with Little Friend GL pickup, except you know. GLs can multikill and oneshot mobs and crit to 1shot dozers now so it's not really an equivalent comparison at all.
You are not guaranteed a bullet per ammo box. Unless you have a hardon for the gun it's not worth using.
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>>175622347
Dumb chicken poster! Go back to the farm!!
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>>175621318
I fucking hate Dragan and all the croatian rocky and all the Dragan fanart it's such bullshit that he is so popular
The only good character is Jacket because he's a russian killer
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why do people play OD?
why do people willingly subject themselves to dogshit and neuter their guns in ways that would make /k/ tear their hair out?
is it for the achievements? i don't get it
where's the fun?
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>>175626694
Achievements
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Someone got the Mayhem breakpoints?
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>>175620909
>there's actually quality wick porn mixed in with all the other shit
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Post pub stories.
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>>175627926
You mean this?
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>>175628592
No just the one bondage picture
everything else belongs in the trash
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>>175627250
64 / 86 / 128 / 256 / 480* (tasers)

same as DW
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>>175629042
So I need 480 to 1-shot a taser on Mayhem?
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>>175629269
yarp. Not really worth it considering their spawn rate and the fact that (crits notwithstanding) you can only hit that by stacking various +dmg skills which limits your build options. Mayhem isn't really hard enough to require that much minmaxing.

not sure why you'd even bother playing Mayhem anyways since it's basically just DW without skulldozers (and buggy black dozers) for shittier rewards because Overkill can't into balance but you do you.
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>>175628561
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>>175632662
Just reroll hoping for Bank: Variant and Club House
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>>175632662
cum on a paper cutout of jacket and I'll consider it
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>>175632662
Is that trashley?
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>>175630587
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>>175632662
No way fag
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>swag song ends
>mini kit should auto heal me
>crash
thanks wolfhud
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>>175635264
Faks don't heal after Swan song anymore. Was too op
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>>175635264
https://steamcommunity.com/app/218620/discussions/15/135509314046640544/
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>>175521127
They're using the same VA
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>>175635385
>I found a fix for the Swan Song Crash, caused by WolfHud.
>1. Go into your mod Folder
>2. Delete Wolfhud
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>>175636881
ebin
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>>175550910
What's good, heisters? New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Bain It Up! (bain_4_jobs)
- Longing For Attention (elephant_4_jobs)

Today's Safehouse Daily is:
- Just Like The Old Days (daily_sewers)
Brought to you by Chains.

This week's new Weekly Side Job is:
- Looting In The Dark (voff_3)
Complete it for your chance at an Infamous quality Dallas Begins mask!

And this month's new Monthly Side Job is:
- Nostalgia (monthly_firestarter)
Complete it for your chance at a FREE Stat Boost or Team Boost mod!

Keep those helmets flying! ;)
>>
>>175636881
xD
>>
>People still pla̸̶̭̝͉̠̯̭̘̥ͨ̊̒̐y this gą͖̠̱̗rba͎͙̱͓͕ge
Whǎ̸t's your excuse?
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>>175638901
The insatiable desire to see the numbers on your profile grow.
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>>175638901
I like fixing drills
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>>175610782
http://lazy-anus.tumblr.com/tagged/pd2hvogd ;)
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>>175635385
wow, thanks
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this took me 4 hours to get, thanks for reading my blog
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>>175643584
They should "fix" it, like 2 spots looks reachable and they have invisible walls, and the shout range is total fucking shit, you need to be pixelwalking to do it
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https://modworkshop.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=19655#description

DLC Locker | The Plebian Experience
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>>175643638
I think you can do it on all of the vans except the one all the way back. The third one is definitely possible. I made it through decently until I messed up, but the first two are more desirable since they are closer to the building and provide less room for error.

The shouting distance is abysmal, confident basic does not help at all and needs to be fixed. I only found one invisible wall in my thousand attempts, in front of a pile of concrete blocks on the right side leading to the building. I tried to jump around it but no fuck you and it ruined my attempt. I also thought that the small ramp/stairway leading into the building was considered part of the ground but it isn't.

Here are some tips:
- you can open the van door while on top of the van for more jumping distance
- mosts cars can be crossed by simply jumping, don't risk it by sprint jumping you end up going too fast and overshoot it.
- Kazo stops whenever he's near cops, your attempt can be ruined if he gets stuck in the middle of the road
- bring jokers
- DO IT SOLO

Good luck, you're gonna need it... and be sure to subscribe to my blog for bi-weekly updates
>>
Hey fellas, I was out of the game since the Car Shop heist and was wondering if my old playstyle would work on OD or not. I was running Crook + LBV Mastermind / Fugitive build and have done well in DW. How different is OD?

Is any of the new perk decks worth it? Was thinking about picking up Sokol pack.
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>>175647195
Very different, you better start using buttplugs
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>>175619443
What is ''kino''? Is that a new buzzword like comfy was?
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>>175643648
Whats the point of this
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>doing transport heists for that trophy
>do them all on mayhem because i've done all the other difficulties (barring OD)
>get downed inside a truck
>AI doesnt know how to get to me so i fail
>next try, reskill specifically for this heist
>moving bags to van, both ai fighting in the middle of the street
>i get downed as one of them do too, AI revives the other AI instead of me despite shouting, revives it just in time for them both to be downed
>kill a dozer from full health while in last stand because infamy XXV and messiah myself
>inspire an AI, get put into swan song immediately after by sniper and wait as AI comes over to revive me
>AI doesnt come over to revive
>AI just sits there not reviving the other AI nor me despite nonstop shouting
What the fuck just happened? Are some of the character NPCs more retarded than the others or something?
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>>175649003
Comfy was hardly a buzzword.
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>>175649003
Yeah it's the new fatass beta animefag memeword
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>>175649003
>comfy
>buzzword
Using "comfy" like a bad argument was just a strawman generated for console war shitposting in /v/. Forced meme failed, nobody cares about people saying "comfy" again.
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>>175650957
Comfy is shit that literal fags say. OD is leaving comfy and lewds CUTE waifu boipucci
>>
Too many fags and dindus out there who say gay shit
>>
Lewds waifu boipucci A CUTE t. comfy what did he mean by this BASED salty kino loli THICC Jojo reference
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>>175651369
That's a thicc Jojo reference right there.
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>>175651369
Don't post again
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>>175638347
What's good, heisters? New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Earn Some Pocket Money (earn_250k_cash)
- Target Practice: Assault Rifle (assault_rifle_100_kills)

And today's Safehouse Daily is:
- Naked On The Ice (daily_naked)
Brought to you by Sokol.

Keep those helmets flying! ;)
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>>175649351
Do it with 3 other people and have 8 C4 total + saw and be an actual human bean
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>>175657742
>clothes are dirty and bloody
>mask is cartoonishly bright and clean
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>>175657742
quality
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>>175657742
>Made his own mask instead of buying shit like pic related

nice
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me in the middle
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me second from right
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>>175660753
NIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGER
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>>175660753
That Almir's face ahhaha
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>>175659075
You can buy very close replicas of the payday Richard mask on amazon.
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>>175661715
But Payday's Richard mask is much different from HM's
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>>175662016
And you can buy it on Amazon.
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>>175662810
Show me
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>>175660868
Is Dallas a skinnyfat with abnormally long neck or are they all manlets?
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>>175660868
>Dallas wearing sneakers

The real crime right there.
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How do you feel while watching this?
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>>175663631
I feel like I forgot this even existed
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>>175663631
Waste of 30 seconds of time.
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>>175660868
y'know, I can forgive you for being fat. I'm fat. That's... fine, I guess.
But if you aren't going to commit and shave your head to be Wolf, get the fuck out of costume.
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sOUNDTRACK UPDATE WHEN
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>>175670112
never ever goy
Be Sure to pick up Payday 2 Soundtrack: Volume 2 on Steam for 12.99!
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>>175670465
>Check the bandcamp page to see if it updated.
>They had time to compose and upload a fucking meme song but they refuse to update the soundtrack anymore.
IT'S LITERALLY THE ONLY REASON THIS GAME IS STILL ON MY HARD DRIVE. HOW MANY DLC DICKS DO I HAVE TO PAY TO SUCK NEXT CRIMEFEST JUST TO GET THE FUCKING MUSIC I PAID FOR.
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>>175639846
that's fucking gros
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gethefuckup
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>>175649330
triggering jude
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>>175676001
Oh it's satire, now I get it
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>>175676116
>getting free stuff is satire
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>>175676246
No, it locks all the DLC content regardless of actually owning it. Unlocker wouldn't be allowed on that site

So no you're not getting free stuff with that mod
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>>175676678
>tfw read it wrong
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>>175676791
It's okay anon we all make mistakes. Very sincere of you to admit you were wrong, thanks for that.

Have a nice week
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>>175583293
>modern bows

jesus h. christ. why does everything "modern" looks like complete shit?

modern bows, modern guns, modern cars, etc...
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>>175626694
i played od only once for the achievements

if you don't have 100% achievements and you're not a new player you literally have not a single excuse you dogshit shitter
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>>175639846
I already saw these
He doesn't have what I want
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>>175681387
Yeah, I can agree with Modern Bows
However Modern Crossbows are pretty nice
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>>175681387
Because the modern world IS complete shit, anon
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>>175684153
Draw your own
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>>175694301
I tried but by the time I even get remotely good at drawing people, overkill will have shit out Payday 4
I just thought there'd be more content, this game seemed kind of popular
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>>175695542
What's wrong with that cat
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>>175696189
The main problem is that it's not a cat
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>>175697130
Oh
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>>175663631
>only 3 cuffs
>>
i want to _kill_ solarpletex
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>>175699058
>>175699961
samefag
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>>175700092>>175700092
samefag
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i want to be solarpletex's qt asian gf
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Don't heist me or my son ever again
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>>175663631
pissed off because they removed the old handcuff animation
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>>175550134
I bet you still use ex presidents in your dodge builds
>>
>Aldstone is 6'5
Why don't they just dress him up in an ICTV and use to him scare cops off, I'd piss my pants if I saw a giant in heavy armor coming at me
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What is the music in this video?

https://youtu.be/3EZz7qx-IQc
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>>175709161
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-sef1p4Kw8

Buy the soundtrack btw

t. not Simon
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Does flamethrower/dragonbreath/incendiary work well with grinder?
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>>175710045
Yes
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>>175710045
>Yeah
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>>175412628
>"We will never have Gage weapon pack 2 for free"
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>>175709453
t.ie a noose and hang yourself you Finnish piece of shit or fuck off with your dumb ass meme
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>>175710504
That's it. Delaying the soundtrack update for another year
>>
My related on amazon is now all baseball bats and varsity jackets

https://www.amazon.com/Deluxe-Cosplay-Costume-Accessory-Xcoser/dp/B06XQ16JX5/ref=pd_d0_recs_v2_cwb_193_5?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=B06XQ16JX5&pd_rd_r=6QYQPFPVK9SCHV3NN92G&pd_rd_w=xMdQT&pd_rd_wg=htfmp&psc=1&refRID=6QYQPFPVK9SCHV3NN92G
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>>175710429
We have a free KSP, that's just one step. It doesn't end until we have them all.
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>>175710775
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>>175707104
>6'5
>giant
lol that's barely tall at all
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>>175714621
fuck off you Swedish manmeat
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>Melee Damage - After evaluating the community feedback we reverted the melee damage values yesterday. We are still looking at ways to improve the melee system further.

Just came back recently and was looking through the news. What did they mean by this? Was it an un-nerf?
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>>175722304
>Make change
>People bitch about change
>Return it
Just like when the tasers didn't reloaded your current gun and the BE shitters
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For someone who stopped playing around the time the Wolf Pack DLC was released what has changed exactly, and what's the current weapon/skill meta?
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>>175724675
What dif
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>>175724675
OD is autism, You need inspire, dodge, BE, light crossbow, china puff, jokers
below OD, sniper rifles/arbiter,armor
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>>175726268
Why a crossbow for OD?
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>>175726652
1-shot everyone that isn't a dozer
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>>175724675
OD meme builds: CAR-4/AK DMR kit, GLs, Little Friend, Thanatos, bows/crossbows, broomstick
Jokers, Swan Song, liberal abuse of stockholm syndrome + revenant tree skills
Kingpin, Rogue, Armorer, Anarchist (+/-)
also works: Low dmg shotguns (crit IZHMA is notable, but Street Sweeper/Goliath/AA12 can all stay ammo positive with enough +dmg skills stacked), 300dmg snipers with +Berserker + SK

DW-: lots of stuff. Above stuff (though bows/xbows not really worth it) crits, snipers, DMRs, lots of stuff hits requisite breakpoints. Most common enemies only hit for 90 so lots of perk decks are viable albeit not optimal
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>>175726652
1shot non-dozers, never go ammo negative unless you're garbage and can't pick up your arrows, abuse swan song to generate arrows for pickup if you are garbage. Technically can be used on other difficulties, but generally meaningless since enemy HP isn't as extreme and there are more efficient weapons to take. Same reason you don't take Thanatos to Overkill missions, etc
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>>175711342
>want to go as jacket for a con
>skellington upper body
>thick thighs
I'm just about ready to end it
>>
Update when
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>>175731243
You'll get the next meta weapon pack in a few weeks
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cmon buddy
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gage pls
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MEDIC BAG RIGHT HERE
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>>175728181
Jacket not the character will cover your upper body and you can wear looser jeans to cover legs.

Problem solved, don't let your dreams be dreams
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>>175700664
>5' 11''
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>>175657742
what shoes are those
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>>175747287
Nikes
>>
I remember there was this mod that added the AMCAR carrying handle to the CAR-4 and AMR-16. I searched lastbullet and every other modding site but I couldn't find it.
Anyone know about this?
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WHERE IS ASHLEY
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>>175750219
Dead, hopefully.
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>>175750313
Man she could have shared nudes before sudoku
>>
>>175750535
>she
really makes me think
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>>175750219
Looks like Almir
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>>175654212
What's good, heisters? New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Nothing Out Of The Ordinary (slakt_2)
- Target Practice: Assault Rifle (assault_rifle_100_kills)

And today's Safehouse Daily is:
- Spacetime Paradox (daily_tapes)
Brought to you by Hoxton.

Keep those helmets flying! ;)
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What's a comfy build to carry shitters on Death Wish and below?

So far my stable skills have been Inspire aced, Hostage Taker aced and ICTV.

For weapons I've tried shotguns, DMRs and snipers. Semi-autos feel boring and aren't comfy, shotguns too.

So far my favorite has been JP36 + China with Armorer, decent accuracy + amazing ammo pickup, so I can just spray like a madman.

Any other fun recommendations? No suit builds because I can't show off my armor skins.
>>
You guys think Sneaky Bastard is worth it on 2 piece suit Anarchist in OD? On the fence ATM.
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>>175757691
You can get up to 25% dodge if you're sprinting and some of the shots you dodge can be from dozers. Some dodge is always better than none.
>>
>>175757037
http://pd2tools.com/l/126a848f937f81d512c71a79b7f3f1af

Drop the ammo if you're not /aniceguy/.
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>>175757691
>leaving OD to chance...
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>>175760872
Thanks for sharing, I hate not having health regen, although this much damage reduction could work. Also since you're using a LBV you should ace Die Hard instead of Transporter. Partners in crime would be amazing for Anarchist as well.
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tfw no lizardman bf
>>
Dead game
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>>175750219
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>>175766326
But Ashley Is Not A Trap, Her Dick Was Removed Long Ago!
>>
Kingpin is the best perk deck for armour,
prove me wrong
>>
>>175766651
It's not

There, proven
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>>175761447
If you want to spend 6 points for an extra 20 armor when you already have +30%... go ahead. Partner's in Crime isn't really needed on DW unless normal is too hard.
>>
SLEEP TIGHT SMOL AXE
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>>175766326
Can't wait for part 5 anime adaptation.
>>
How the fuck do you destroy turrets with shotguns? I aim for the lens but since the lens is inside the round casing that has overextending ledges, the pellets hit those ledges before the lens and the damage gets calculated from those.

Fuck overkill
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>>175771410
you don't
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Can someone caption this with something funny please
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>>175772465
Underage not allowed
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>>175771410
maybe bullet storm aced +overkill?
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>>175772704
It's not about damage, the pellet spread hits other parts of the turret before reaching the lens which is slightly more inside, so you don't get the critical damage from hitting lens
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>>175772465
Cloacked
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>>175772465
manhole
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>>175772465
We posting lewd cloakers now?
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>>175773661
oh that's hot
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Is this dozer without suit?
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>>175771410
Use the horizontal leveler.

And then do what everyone else does and ignore the turret.
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>>175774891
But if I want to carry shitters I need to destroy it
And won't use leveler with silencer skills
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>>175775340
Then use the HE judge to disable its first two lives.
If you're still hanging around it on its third live, laugh as the shitters all die to it.

If you're going up against a ceiling turret in Beneath the Mountain or Boiling Point... you brought the wrong gun anyway.
>>
Fucking just spent 2 hours trying to fix payday 2 due to the most recent windows update, fml
>>
>>175776617
why didn't you just accept the gift of freedom from this shit game
>>
>>175776617
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpxvK9rOqvM
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>>175776867
Because I like playing this shit game
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>>175776617
n-new windows update? on 10?
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>>175776617
>windows 10
Serves you right, normie fuck
>>
>>175777964
I'm too stupid to use linux
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>>175778910
>using lixus at all
>>
>>175778910
>not using Windows 7 SP 1
>>
>>175778910
>what is windows 7
>>
So who in the gang has the biggest dick?

Hoxton or Bonnie
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>>175781271
Sydney
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>>175781271
>Hoxton
>big
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>>175781271

Me.
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>>175782295
Can I see?
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My Lion's roar bros, where are you ?
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>>175788337
What the fuck is this
>>
>>175790203
An AR-15
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>>175659075
>implying the cheapness of the mask doesn't play into the costume itself
>>
>>175788337
I would use that rifle if the reload wasn't shit, and most weapons weren't shit
>>
>>175790334
What does it fire
>>
>>175791029
clips
>>
>>175791023
>4 second reload
>no speed mag
into the trash it goes
>>
What do you guys think of silent assassin?
>>
>>175796705
Good mod if you're shit at stealth like me
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>>175745960
I want Jacket the character to cover my upper body
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>>175796705
here's a (you)
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>>175796705
It's for shitters who are so bad at avoiding guards that they have to literally cheat.
>>
It's just material bullshit bro
>>
>tfw no more big events like spring break

riperino
>>
>>175807170
>implying there won't be another crimefest...
>>
>>175808821
Never doubt Starbreeze's ability to disappoint.
>>
>>175808821
What would they even add
>>
>>175809514
latex gloves safe
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>>175809514
No Mercy for starters...

Then a community RPG the day after the game goes free2play for life.
>>
>>175809514
>Extra mega triple H-h-h-yyyyype TRAAAAAIIN
>Heisters, for each community goal hit we'll add a new feature to Payday 3!
>each DLC you buy adds more MEGA HYPE FUEL
>goyim, we heard what you were saying and WE LISTENED
>PD3 wil have: P2W DLC
>continue using diesel
>MORE microtransactions
>more drills
>more paid skins
>more goofy shit
>and for those who buy into our COMPLETELY MEGA OVERKILL PACK
>an extra glove skin safe
>for our free users, we'll add in a new toothpick melee weapon too
>don't let anyone tell you we don't care ;)
>keep those helmets poppin' heisters!
>>
>>175796705
How stealth should have been at first. Taking out one guard by one without beeing seen takes skill. Limit your pager count to one, and you're in for good times.
>>
If overkill jumped the shark and had actually gotten someone to voice jacket who would they have picked
>>
>>175813221
They should jump the shark by making a "le epic hardcore gamer" event where they finally ban any kind of cheating and modding from the game
>>
>>175814404
They should make a game that works
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>>175813221
Da Cheef
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>>175813221
gilbert gottfried
>>
Dead
>>
>Today's Safehouse Daily™ is the same as yesterdays Safehouse Daily™
™™™
>>
>>175822437
>Giving a fuck about dailies
>>
Post a dank meme
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>>175825901
Ded memes
>>
>>175810925
oh shit, I almost forgot about that retarded Hype Fuel nonsense
>>
>>175830320
For a ded game.
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jacket was a mistake
they should have added the son
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An error occurred while processing your request.
Reference #236.9a0af748.1493900030.12d65f0

When trying open anything in steam, anyone else have this?
>>
Will Hoxton and Clover ever rekindle their relationship
>>
>>175839223
Steam fucked or what?
>>
>>175840650
It was being DDOS'd because they changed how gifting works.
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>>175841595
haha. thats some autistic war
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>>175754287
What's good, heisters? New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- I WIll Take With Impunity (kosugi_3)
- Mass Murderer (any_300_kills)

And today's Safehouse Daily is:
- Just Like The Old Days (daily_sewers)
Brought to you by Chains.

Keep those helmets flying! ;)
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>>175841595
Source? Does this mean kinguin and G2A get shut down?
>>
>>175844724
>When there is a large difference in pricing between countries, gifting won't be available and you'll know before purchase.
>>
>>175844724
Gifts can't be stored in inventory anymore and whenever you buy a game, it needs to be gifted right away
>>
>>175844724
You can't hold onto gifts in your inventory anymore. They can only be sent at a specific time/date. If that fails the money is automatically refunded into your Steam wallet.

Codes still work as always but those only come directly from devs. So yeh G2A and Kinguin are in big trouble now.
>>
>>175845094
Shame, it was convenient to buy from there when there was no sale on steam.

Latest purchase was Hotline Miami combo for 5 bucks
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>>175845769
Yeh but the game you bought could be removed half the time.
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>>175845815
I've bought like 5 games from there and all worked fine. How and why would steam remove them?
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>>175846025
some sellers get those games with stolen credit cards, so when the money gets refunded, your game might get removed aswell
>>
>>175846025
G2A and Kingping are effectively video game laundering sites. They are what people who gained games illegally go to get cash for them before they get removed. Thats why its so much cheaper.
>>
Let's play, I'm hosting
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>>175847523
sent :)
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>>175767104
This is what I've been using now, works well
http://pd2tools.com/l/0886736347f746b3d0eff80c86b7c219
>>
eat dat dirt
>>
I SAID GET DOWN
>>
SOMEONE RATTED
SOMEONE, FOOHKED ME
AN AI'M GONNA FAIND OWT HOO
>>
don't answer back you twat
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I summon thee, Ashleigh!
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>>175852837
WEW LADS, THANKS FOR BREAKING ME OUT BUT I SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN THERE TO BEGIN WITH
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>>175854875
>the trash has been taken out
today is a good day
>>
For everyone who bitching about mods as cheats-game has option to outline ammo
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>>175856059
Built-in feature =/= mod
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>>175852624
on yo belly
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COsnpSgcMJI
>>
Another heister without a suit OR a clown mask. Fuck off overkill
>>
>>175859609
wait what the fuck is this
>>
http://steamcommunity.com/games/218620/announcements/detail/1300822569073031907

HAPPENING
>>
>Akimbo Revolvers
FUCKING FINALLY.
>>
>>175859609
HERMANOS
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>spic
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Oh the new guy is interesting, neato.
>>
>1.3 GB
see you guys tomorrow
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>can use smoke
>when cops have thermal vision
really makes me think
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Can overkill do anything right?
>>
new perk deck sounds OD viable, looks interesting

or just incredibly gimicky or broken
>>
>>175860067
>spic
>cuban
whats the difference
>>
>>175859609
That's definitely not the winner of that contest
Ironically, he's actually better. At least he's not just an Aldstone wannabe
And don't lie, just because his mask isn't a clown, doesn't make it bad. It's just not as good as others
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Image Mexican heister wearing Trump mask
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>>175848662
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>>175860531
I'll never play him because he's not wearing the correct gloves or a suit but his perk deck sounds interesting at the very least.
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>>175859609
>fingerless gloves
Into the trash it goes
>>
oh god his voice sounds awful, it sounds like someone trying to do a really bad hispanic impression lmao

that 'ey' sounds like 'wey' ahahah wtf
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>>175861035
acaso no sabes que es un wey, holmes?
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>>175861035
he does say wey you fuck.

but yeah, too bad his voice isn't more like a Danny Trejo style
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>>175861240
>OH FUCK CODES
>PRODUCT ALREADY OWNED

oh. russian ass pack please?
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>>175861240
thanks buddy
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>>175861240
>ZFTZT
Thanks friend
>>
>overkill puts mexican pinche pendejo wey
>no Chilean conchetumadre la wea weon
>no Argentinian manco boludo negro
>no Colombian coca chico mano
>no Brazilian unga bunga filo de puta

It's always the overdone option, fuck
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>>175861240
Oh fuck man, I really wanted that pack.
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>>175862027
You and me both, pal.
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>>175862150
YOU AND I
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>>175861845
>filo da puta
É filho da puta, gringo burro do caralho. Se mata.
>>
where will Sangres' room be?
>>
>>175861240
fucking overkill pack already are they extinct or what
>>
>>175862415
mata-te*
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>>175862415
fuck off gardefag nigger.
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>>175862538
É se mata, portuga imundo da porra.

>>175862554
Don't call me nigger you nigger
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>>175862441
He tends to the garden.
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>>175862303
WE'VE BEEN GOING THE DISTANCE
>>
Installing the new update now. Is the new deck as op as it seems?
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>>175862441
In your fucking ass.
>>
>>175862554
also who are you
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>>175862620
>>
>dodge perk
Armor buff when?
>>
I would literally kill for an m14 with armor piercing rounds
>>
>>175862618
nigger
nao inventaste a lingua, pois não, macaco?
caladinho e vai para a puta que pariu
nigger
>>
>>175861240
>mfw thought that said gage spic ops pack for a second
>>
we need to build a wall around /pdg/
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>>175863068
>portuga
Como vai a padaria, Manoel?
>>
>>175863243
como vai a selva, macaco?
queres banana?
>>
>that perk deck

woah

rip rogue?
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>>175863313
Vai bem, moro no Sul e não sou preto como você, Alberto Barbosa.
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>>175863208
YES
FUCK THE BROWN NIGGERS IN PARTICULAR
>>
>>175862441

Pretty sure it's where my name used to be on the wall. Opposite the toilet area.
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What did he mean by this?
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>>175863437
se fosse verdade, tinhas dito logo a primeira vez que te chamei nigger,
nigger
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>>175863654
you NOT LISOSTEN ME
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>>175863608
did they at least move your tag so it's still in the house?
>>
>>175863654
You no look YouTube
Stupid
>>
>>175863608
>wall
I see what you did there
>>
>>175863654
what name of that autist?
>>
>>175863328
maybe not
the new one requires you to get hit to get the full benefits while rogue has a high base dodge

though the smoke grenade sounds really fucking OP the way it's written. Is there a cooldown between when kills lower the grenade cooldown?
>>
>>175863736
I think so but i'm not really that bothered. I don't feel i deserve it because i get paid now.
>>
>>175863654
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5p2k55F-uag
>>
>>175863654
look youtube
>>
As with all new character packs, I couldn't actually care less about the character itself, but the stuff in the pack looks pretty interesting.

Akimbo revolvers, and a new dodge perk deck.

It might be refreshing to play pure dodge again.
>>
No one's gonna mention that they just entirely gave up on the bot management thing?
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>akimbo revolvers
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>>175864205
>not akimbo SAAs
>>
The fuck? Where did the beta go?
>>
>>175864205
>They're not Akimbo Peacemakers
>They can't ricochet
Dropped honestly
>>
>>175864416
They disabled it for 1 day
>>
>1.3gb for a character model, a few voice lines and a gun

For what reason
>>
>>175864639
>doesn't know how video games work
>>
Sangres wears different shirts. Why can't all heisters do this?
Come to think of it they added the raincoats, where's bodhi's pool repair clothing for undercover?
>>
>>175864784
yeah overkill really needs to figure out how video games work
>>
>>175864867
they only added the rain coats because they're a big model over the suits, the bodhi's pool repair clothing is even slimmer than the suits, since it shows the character's arm, making it would require an entire new model for every single character in the game
>>
>lbv is worn beneath Sangres' shirt

oh fuck yes
>>
AAAAAAAAAUGH BLOODY HELL
>>
>>175865103
Honestly I don't think they'd have to do that.
>generic male model
>clover model
>clover model with sydney texture
>bonnie model
And that's it.
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>>175865167
you forgot the main point

overkill is lazy and that would require minimal effort

there's only one model for the rain coats
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>>175865271
god damnit
>>
>Removed damage falloff from the bots' weapons since Overkill apparently doesn't realize that weapon damage doesn't linearly interpolate between falloff range presets
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>>175863797
Doesn't look like it.
But you only get the cooldown reduction when the smoke is completely gone.
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>>175865789
>Not having it maxed already
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>the revolvers only have 3 non-boost mods
>two of them do the same thing

>>175865935
I only started playing recently, honestly. And not great at it.
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>>175866001
shitter
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>>175866069
>>
>>175862620
Fuckin' kek
>>
>hey control, I think I just saw el chupacabra. or maybe it was a dog. I don't know.
>>
>>175865271
the model clips terribly on bonnie and can be seen in almost every animation ever
>>
>>175866702
This is why we have new Heisters. The only reason to have anyone but the main crew
AAAAAAAAAAH!
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>claim 350 crime spree
>literally every weapon mod is for the new weapon
good shit
>>
A good 'ol loud robbery on a harvest and trustee is still my favourite.
>>
>>175866852
it clips on clover's arm in the first person view too
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Next sale when?
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>>175867972
Steam Summer, probably.
>>
>>175813221
>B on the wrong side
everytime
>>
>>175865935
Nigger I had all decks maxed so I had 0 points stored
>>
>IS FREEWAY
What did he mean by this?
>>
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>there isn't an achievement for equipping the God Emperor mask as Sangres
I know it's a meme but it would've been hilarious
>>
>dragan
>swat ictv skin
>new perderk
>alpha force mask

we traitor now.
>>
>dodging will replenish your armor

This shit is OP as FUCK
>>
>New Heister
>It's not August
We're we being bamboozled?
>>
wait
so you're telling me Sangres has different suits?
cool
>>
>>175869943
no, i have feelings that mexican will be coller than August
>>
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I like going into the safehouse and noticing things I didn't see before.
>>
>>175869943
yeah I've noticed at least 6-8 shirts he rotates whenever you change character and back. upgrading his room in the safe house makes more shirts appear on his clothes rack too. not sure if this affects which ones are wearable in game, but that would be good
>>
>>175867972
holy shit this image hurts my fucking eyes
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>>175869943
Damn, nice catch.
>>
>>175870841
another reason to use invisible armor mod
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>>175869943
>Ovk says they have no plans for suit customization
>Random unannounced heister gets different textures
>>
>100% dodge chance in smoke grenade

what the fuck
>>
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>>175870841
>>
>>175724675
One Down: Inspire and somewhat efficient weapons with LARGE damage numbers

DW and down: Literally anything but the very worst guns if you're not a shitter
>>
>>175871336
This guy is stylish
>>
>>175871336
man the fingerless gloves completely RUINED it fuckkk
>>
>>175872148
You want him to get hurt when he falls off his bicycle, you edgelord?
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>>175872564
>>
>all those fugitive skills not affecting the castigo at all

Trash
>>
>>175872709

Nuevo thread, amigos

>>175872709
>>
>>175861845
>filo de puta
Filho da puta és tu, meu cabrão de merda, chupa-mos de lado
>>
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>>175871230
they fucking did not
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>>175870454
Can you use inspire on it?
>>175870841
IT'S PAYNE
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