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This day in history, March 25th:
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Old Thread >>171911159
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>>172026641
>taking Sao Paulo
>>172027198
I needed the coffee and the pops lad
One down
Is there any way to cheat colonial provinces into states?
I played Mughal and did the Jihad decision but all this land is colonial despite me being unciv
>>172027553
Brazil looks like a cripple without the south t bh
>>172027725
You're gonna love this then
>hospitals only help with preventing disease spread
What a ridiculous, backwards mechanic. They don't reduce the effects of the epidemic, they don't make the disease clear out sooner, they don't do anything else useful except provide you with 0.00003 technology points and +something opinion with bishops (lmao) at the highest level.
A million ducats and couple thousand tech points after you've built a hospital and upgraded it to level 5 it might prevent the epidemic spreading into your province, or not - halting your development, killing your family if you don't shut the gates, suffering a devastating peasant unrest after they blame the Jews and/or depopulating your province and removing ALL your prosperity modifiers AT ONCE. Fuck this shit.
Now the real fun begins
>>172028050
>only help with preventing disease spread
>only
>>172027405
Show cores.
Also are you going fascist?
>>172028104
that's how I like my france
r8 AI GB>there's bohemian, norwegian, castilian, burgundian and trincarian province
My Britbong playthrough, latest HPM no cheats or exploits. I regret releasing Rhodesia, it doesn't even come as a puppet. Canada also became GP and I lost puppet status which was annoying.
On an aesthetic level the Cape to Cambodia is pretty pleasing, but the Empire looks really Africa/Asia heavy. I think the only way to get it to look truly good is to Annex the carribean and Guyana, and then somehow annex all the dutch colonies. I think you could do this by breaking the infamy limit in the 1830s and fighting off the coalition wars while Britain is strong and the GP's are weak, adding wargoals to take all of the initial french, dutch and maybe american colonies, then resetting to 24.99 infamy when you win and letting it burn for a bit. You can only efficiently blob if you get lucky, the uncivs don't westernise before you can annex them with that cheap 5 infamy establish protectorate CB you get in the lategame, or the oriental crisis goes in the direction that lets you claim the levant for free. (I don't actually know why that happens)
>>172028237
I don't know if I want to lose the immigration bonus for being a republic, I started boosting fascists because my people would only elect liberals tanking my economy
Will Mandate of Heaven be gud y/n
Will Asia be fun to play in
>>172028562
>EUIV
>good
>>172028562
>Will Asia be fun to play in
>fun
>>172028419
Nice, did you get them all from the core integration events? Or does Rio grande do sul have some decisions for cores? Also be careful about those fascist, you need a surprisingly small amount of fascist to get the fascist coup event.
>>172028612
"improve"
>improve on shit
well
>>172028887
I mean thats what this thing was supposed to be all about right
Asia has been a deadzone for years hasnt it? even since EUIII, only Vicky makes it fun
>some bishop revolts, conquers italy and makes it a theocracy
>>172028965
>did you get them all from the core integration events?
Yes, apart from Santa Catarina which is a decision, the rest is all from integration
Also not a terrible dismantlement if you don't look at Europe
>>172028398
I'm pretty sure that you can take the Levant if Egypt wins the Oriental crisis. Because you need to protect muh eastern christians.
Also did you somehow annex central Asia or is it a puppet?
>>172029247
>Also did you somehow annex central Asia or is it a puppet?
Russia was dismantled, then I annexed all the uncivs that were released, and warred Germany to take their central asian colonies.
>lots of devotion and nothing to use it on.
Atleast give it some cool power. Like healing satanists have for some reason. Or holy hand grenade.
>>172029025
>get 100 warscore in a long and bloody holy war in the middle of the epic battle you are going to win
>decide to wait a day or two and see those infidels slaughtered before enforcing your demands
>your opponent converts to your faith, making CB no longer valid
I won the tribuitary wars against northumbria and east anglia, but then lost to the picts because AI cannot into ships.
Then my king died leaving me with a slow son, whilst my daughter is slow, but if I die then I become duke of bourbon
>>172027571
>Mughal
>didnt westernize as soon as Jihad start
>play as Ireland in Vicky 2
>declare war on Portugal
>can't deal with them very well because of landing from sea
>reload save
>get military access from Spain
>declare war on Portugal
>land in Spain
>Spain immediately intervenes on Portugal's side and attacks me
>reload save
>declare war on Denmark
>Prussia intervenes and attacks me
>achieve the wargoal but still get -100% and auto-peaced because of Prussia's fuckery
I thought this game was supposed to be fun.
>>172029398
But anon, if your Crusade was launched to get the heathens to see the light, your mission was successful beyond your imagination wasnt it?
>>172029589
You are doing it wrong, you are not supposed to reload.
>>172029589
lmao scrub
>>172029603
I am a pagan in disguise. I guess this is what I deserved for using the same trick against HRE.
Why does no one else want matrilineial marriages
>>172029589
git
How do I fix the black flags in HPM? If I launch the game without it they look normal but with HPM several flags (not only NNM countries) become completely black.
Hey /pol what's my name
>>172029856
Try deleting these
hey
>>172029881
Guess I really am a cuck
Hey gsg I want to play as a country with a very small population, and use it to blob into Africa,
My idea is roleplaying as an evil and very rich dynasty that starts colonizing Africa for using the niggas as their slaves since they don't have enough people back in their homecountry.
What country should I play?
>>172030065
Belgium obviously.
>>172029978
thanks
>>172030065
Belgium, of course.
>>172029130
That Africa looks pretty good (bar Kenya and Senegal).
Is Monks and Mystics patched yet
wow only loyal so she could demand what they all demand
>>172029603
>>172029745
Besides, don't act like you don't know what all this crusading and jihading business is actually all about.
>>172030209
>>172030276
Shut the fuck up and answer me
>>172030338
>he didnt get it
You slow or something?
>>172030182
At least now the ruskies have a proper stop next time they need to be btfo by the japs
>>172029971
That didn't help. Anything else?
Did I jiynx it?
Time for me to blob like crazy
>>172030427
I don't know anything about your anime character or its irrelevant out of place reference, so no, just answer the goddamn question
Our first daughter still sits in her court, but we are getting there with the birht of our son
>>172030530
He will die before coming of age from random manure explosion or pneumonia.
>>172030535
based and white
i prefer egyptanon to ottos tho
>>172030612
Goddamn it laddie.Nope. No patches. You get nothing, good day sir.
>anime character
>>172030675
Thanks
>>172030713
No probs. Its not like CK2 is improving, modders actually do better work than Paradox.
Just compare HoI2 with DH.
ah yes
Plague has finally left Middlesex where the outbreeak began, what greatness could this mean
>>172030796
Agree to both and then declare war on yourself for authentic WWI experience.
is the ai in vicky 2 just hardcoded to suck ass at troop transportation?
If the earl of somerset was not her cousin then I would have her imprisoned for treason
>>172030937
You can only agree to one.
>>172030970
Paradox ai is hardcoded to be retarded.
Do allainces only last for one war, and why can I not offer non aggression pacts with all marriages and what are the conditions to get a NAP
r8 europe
lithuania obviously needs some cleanup, but other than that I'm pretty satisfied with how it's turning out
>>172031359
What happened to the Ottomans?
*colonizeis ur galaxy*
Basileios-kun, forgive me. The deed has been done, my ambitions are bared, my treachery known to all.
>>172031303
>what are the conditions to get a NAP
You must be laying down or sitting, eyes closed, and not doing anything active.
>Do allainces only last for one war, and why can I not offer non aggression pacts with all marriages
What game? If you are talking about CK2 you get non-agression pacts from marriage automatically. Alliances last until conditions for the alliance are broken, but you get opinion penalty for calling ally into war.
What does this mean, and also r8 the Byzantine capital
>>172031603
yes ck2
but not all marriages, it says 'desires better NAP' as reason for no marriage, but when I hover over the NAP icon it says' 'We would get no NAP from this marriage
*colonizes ur galaxy*
>>172031716
You can't get non-agression pacts with your vassals and you don't get them from marrying off non-dynastic courtiers.
>>172031861
>You can't get non-agression pacts with your vassals
You w0t m8
>>172031861
thanks>>172031789
>>172031618
how built up is your holdings?Also keep posting, loving this so far lad
>>172032125
funny you'd say that as I'm now building upgrades into holdings rather than just saving up to put 2 cities 1 bisphoric 1 castle in each thing
Or should I fill up holding slots and then do upgrades. I'm just worried about further wars atm, and really want to break free from the Pictish yoke
>>172030535
So far, so good. Going hard on the early push, before anyone can build forts
>>172032278
> 2 cities 1 bisphoric 1 castle in each thing
Build only castles in you capital and hold them yourself.
>>172032493
>not following anon's advice and setting vassals to 1/4 limit and prioritising a retinue to have an authentic mediveal play through
to each their own anon
>>172032278
If you control two good duchies and don't plan on relocating then you want to build the towns and walls first for the bonus income, then additional holdings in the counties you directly own since barony-tier vassals don't count towards your vassal limit and generally aren't nuisances, only contributing bonus tax and levies.
>>172032670
thankyou anon
>>172032372
Annoying siege against against Cyprus and their fort. At least I knocked out aan ally of the Hospitallers
>>172031460
they finished off byzantium, and then got gangbanged by bulgaria, venice and hungary, oushing them back to constantinople.
Ottomans then tried to invade georgia and got hit by revolts, and imploded into a bunch of smaller states. Bulgaria became stronk and nabbed constantinople.
Karaman and venice took turns raping the ottomans and here we are
We all love some regular bordergore, but how about some political bordergore. Check out all this freedom.
Ah interesting, whilst we were both secured in our respective courts to stave away the plague she sired me two children, but now the plague is gone she sins?
>tfw you fell for the "a fully literate society with profitable factories will get you a bigger industry than early industrialization" meme
>>172032938
I haven't managed to get a hold on Victoria's interface yet, but
>Anti-rationalism
What the hell does this tech do?
>>172032929
shit boi
>>172033061
Enables you to convert to Islam.
>>172033148
Name her
>>172033061
stops Austro-Hungary forming as long as 5 nations research it
>>172032938
You can make some factories early while working on your literacy you know. You don't have to wait.
>>172033189
B-b-but that's islamophobic and racist. Paradox, you privileged white scum!
>>172033346
>you will never steal Arab concubines to Malta
>>172033273
>Bewitched
Tabitha obviously.
>>172033061
Apparently it has a lot to do with Nietzsche, don't know why it has this name nor why it's researched this late though.
>>172032757
Rested for a bit, now it's time to start invading Europe
What's the easiest way to give land to a different nation? I conquered West Francia out of a desire to fuck the Karlings, and want Aquitaine to have it since running my Norse-Arabic empire is taxing enough as it is.
>>172033273
>stops Austro-Hungary forming as long as 5 nations research it
Does it really?
>>172033530
Transfer vassal?
>>172033468
Philosophy and thinking is for faggots, but I think it has something to do with not believing that the universe follows logical rules
>>172033530
In Crusader Kings? I'm pretty sure you can't transfer vassals to foreigners.
If you hate having vassals too much, you can just give them independence. It might look ugly as sin, but who cares.
>>172033454
Your wish is my command
>>172033346
Institutions are racist because they favour european developments, I'll have you know federal democracy already existed in America before those rapists came along
>>172033468
>that prestige spam
>not even a GP
kek
>>172033346
They're even autismphobic
>>172033645
Is true. Science is racist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9SiRNibD14
>>172033759
Finally got a good trait from one of these events noice
what are the best starting countries for a player who is new to victoria 2 and has experience with grand strategy?
also, should I start playing with HPM enabled as a new player?
http://www.strawpoll.me/12604277
http://www.strawpoll.me/12604277
http://www.strawpoll.me/12604277
http://www.strawpoll.me/12604277
important shit here lads
>>172033962
USA and then pick Italians or something.
Keep HPM on.
Japs for easy unciv.
>>172033962
Tripoli.
Should I let them win?
>>172034386
>Paraguay
>>172034386
>1920
>6 states
>only 77.6% literacy
>only 46.95 RPs
lad...
>>172034446
What's wrong with it
>>172034574
>0 (zero) military score
>raping Brazil that hard
hmmm
>>172027553
How is that mod called
>>172033508
My boys just arrived in Europe and are already bringing their diverse cultura and the peaceful ways of the Prophet (PBUH)
>>172034702
>>172034645
That's not Paraguay
>>172034676
HPM
Yeah tthat could have gone better
>>172034702
Why don't you have other options?
>>172034835
>not all muslims
Are there any good CK2 mods for 2.7 already?
How is Hearts of Iron 4? No memes please
>>172034975
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLJTAqnmHt0
>>172034645
>>172034807
Speaking of which
>>172034975
It's objectivly shit
>>172034975
The allies, commies and axis ruin the game.
>>172035013
>>172035050
They dumbed the game? I really liked HoI2 back in the day, what is so bad about 4?
>>172035178
Yes they did big time.
The only thing is positive is that it's not so much pain in the ass of micromanagment but all HOI 4 is is spamming inf unites and press the button and AI is litterally autistic
>>172034975
It's as good WWII grand strategy as Italy as WWII participant.
>>172035017
Will you ally and feed them?
>>172035178
>create whole game around multiplayer
>ai is clinically retarded
Here, see for yourself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iz9hjvyDDE
>>172035243
>HOI 4 is is spamming inf unites and press the button and AI is litterally autistic
So it is accurate depiction of how WWII was won?
>>172035303
I'd say they're pretty eager themselves
>>172026620
Anyone got any good (read:reliable) strategies for The Knights? My Ironman runs always get derailed by Otto scum....
And now we crushed them in one battle I should be able to get rid of the mercs and then win via broken combat THANKS PARADOX
>>172035528
Play it in EU3 with Magna Mundi for a totally new game.
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>>172035531
Huh?
>>172034835
My piety is too high
>>172035448
This is starting to make me want to do a playthrough where I try to cripple Brazil up to the point they're literally just Rio desu
Shame Minas Gerais and Sao Paulo don't have tags though.
>release everything
>bombay merges with like 50 other states and gains cores on all of its territory to create this huge random blob
what
welp
>>172036083
Declare war on Argentina for not being white, then raze La Plata.
Guess who's going to war with you
>>172035365
That video is from 2016, is the game still shit?
What a waste of money
>>172035707
All praise to Allah, I've moped up the last Beys, now to move against the Mongols
what's the best strategy for a south american nation in Victoria 2?
I miss the byzaboo anon
>>172036425
Yea it is.
Ai is still horrible.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WHnHSwGteo
>>172036583
Invade gringos.
>>172033962
Prussia, start vanilla then go HPM
>>172036291
>>172036435
Is this your first game or something? Why are you posting this shit, nobody cares
M A D M A N
>>172036740
One anon said to keep him posted, and also crappy contribution is better than none, or would you like us to be like SC2 and steamcordplaza combined
>>172036483
I was supposed to invade Qara Koyounlu, but since they were being invaded by Georgia and the Jalayrids, I've helped them instead, annexing Trebizond during the war
>>172036747
>pernambuco
what.the.hell.
>>172036817
I suppose, but unless I'm missing something who the fuck cares that some random count fabricated a claim on one of your provinces?
That happens like every five minutes
>>172037090
It rarely happens to me and lays the next step of my foreign policy?
Also the Earl of somerset declared war on him during the revolt, so once the rbeellion was over I had to protect the people of Somerset, as such going to war with him
>>172036637
You're right, the game is shit but that guy makes it funny
>get event to become vassal of Mameluke
>forces me sunni
>get ottomans to support my independence
>let catholic rebels convert me during war
>take land required for Jerusalem
And now everyone is frothing at the mouth ready to kill me.
Is there a way to survive here once mamluke truces are up?
Guys, i think i fucked up.
Is there anything i can do at this point or should i just restart? Austria is my rival and has been allied with poland for the entire duration of the game
Should I?
If you play as Prussia, read the following.
>>172037315
Aye he does. Paradox needs a good contender to rustle them out of shittiness.
How exactly can I take these items from my prisoner? I mean, is there no fucking way to obtain these artifacts other than inheritence? I don't get it.
>>172036747
Based.
You must help them
Also go fascist.
it's dumb but I want to see the flag. And you could conquer Paraguay as a fascist I guess.
>>172037425
Revoke his title so he's a landless courtier with no heirs, then kill him.
>>172037327
Prepare your anus, anon
>castillian burgundy inheritance
>bohemian and palatinate snakes
What a disgusting looking europe
>>172037010
The Mameluks invaded the Jalayrids, so I'm helping them out, plus also getting the provinces they took from Qara.
>>172037328
>pls halp
Im new to the game and i think i screwed up big time.
>>172037336
Bahia is shit, but go on if your objective is breaking brozil.
>>172037805
Eat britain/spain instead, you should be strong enough after that to defeat a unified HRE.
>banish to get someones wealth and titles
>they keep their gold
>their heir gets their title
Just fookin great
>>172037507
The fascist flag is ok I guess
>>172037871
I'll wait if Pernambuco want to claim bahia for themselves then
>>172037510
Well, that didn't work, they just disappeared or something. At least they're not in my possession. Did I do something wrong? I executed him after he was landless.
>>172037637
Now I can invade the Koyounlu. Also got an event with a trait option, those are always cool to see
>>172037545
Could of been worst. Time to wait for ottomans to attack the mamlukes and reclaim jerusalem (again)
>>172037918
England and Spain are in a PU and i just managed to conquer the rest of my cores.
AlsoEngland is my rival
Should i just do the proper french thing and surrender?
>>172037979
try reloading, afaik it doesn't work 100% of the time
>free MP
>This much free MP
>>172031515
You jelly you ain't getting 12 year old poon
>>172038049
The mongols didn't even show up for a battle.
I was going to take Constantinople now, but it's being sieged by Ghazi, and unfortunately, they've suffered enough attrition already to be unable to take the city.
So I'm going to to something else for now. What should I do, gee-es-gee? I can attack the Serbian Empire, fight Genoa and Venice for the Aegean islands, or get the rest of Dobrogea.
>>172038751
Betrothing doesn't count.
Does CKII have minimal age for fertility? Usually characters under 16 are not for sexual, but at Stamford Bridge bookmark Hungary King is married at 15 or so and I saw him sire a heir.
perfect
hasfids are in personal union with me, morroco has same dynasty so i could claim their throne too
its sad that this huge russia is now balkanizing after bohemia won one war against them, now there is even muslim novgorod
great another fucking war for Glouchester
>>172038975
What are you talking about you have lustful 2 year olds, just stack enough modifiers and you can be Aisha
>>172038567
Each 1 manpower is 1 thousand people. So those mother fuckers brought in 100k people. Not bad considering hunagry had a pop of about 7mil or so at the time.
Everything is ready to get the operation going.
We are going to overthrow the syndicatist government of Iceland
And we're done with Brazil for now
And just when I was readying for war, when the danes had been beaten back, consumption broke out, no less left by the danes for remorse at their lossreally will need to work quikcly so the mercs don't defect
>>172039091
>Georgia
>Georgian Europe
>>172039401
It's a cheap Georgian knock-off of Europe.
Today I remembered that I fell for the Monks & Mystics meme.
No rest for the wicked
>>172039091
Europe looks awful
>>172039640
>even Thailand is fascist
>>172039849
>nazi boipussi
>>172039808
be grateful that you don't have to see asia or america
>>172039808
Everything but Egypt itself looks awful.
should I get the Realpolitiks goyime? recommend me a non-Parameme game.
>>172040401
do it and post your games here
>>172040401
Geo political simulator?Evil Genius?
>>172040401Casualization VI
Never trust em again
>>172040401
No get Freecities
>>172040673
Pick the last one.
Is Austrian Quebec white and based? How about Czech Haiti or Neapolitan Brazil?
>>172040673
You know what to do
>>172040979
How can people eat something like this? I'm getting nauseous from merely a thought of something so fat, and I'm not even any kind of health nut.
>>172040673
Is Jew meat kosher?
>>172041095
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUJjW3I65e4
Here for you
>>172041172
I didn't do that, but in the story I write that's going in
>>172041095
Why do you hate freedom, anon? Are you communist or something?
>>172041172
Is that shit supposed to be sweet or salty?
you can tell he's evil because he's bald and has an even longer beard now. shame he's no longer Basileus, that allaince would have been really helpful
>>172041172
>Is Jew meat kosher?
>Long pig
>Kosher
Besides, it had been tainted with milk.
>>172041223
Wait what?
>>172041394
Its USA fair food. They will literally deep fry anything.
http://kitchenette.jezebel.com/the-most-ridiculous-deep-fried-foods-from-state-fairs-a-1572769682
>>172041616
>that old pasta
>believable
t. johan
And I mean when I write up the saga of this playthrough like that Finn did, but with more detail of course
>>172041616
God I unironically love america.
In the time it took to generate that message my icon changed, and it did not go back, amazing coding johan
Can bastard men in CK2 get themselves legitimized without the approval of their father?
I just had one of my character's bastards suddenly pop up on my inheritance, that I am certain of never having legitimized.
>>172042240
I don't think they should. Does he even have a legitimized bastard trait? Or do you practice elective succession?
>Mongolia and Japan are mopping the floor with Russia
>Taken out the German colonial holdings and Qing
>I will have to hold them back like in 1241
This isn't fun
Could't liberate Iceland,because of a peace deal.
I'm going to take Madagascar now.
Why does no one want to join my carousing session
>>172042457
He has the legitimized bastard trait. Currently playing as a feudal baltic pagan with gavelkind succession inHIP. My plan was simply to shit out a ton of bastards and legitimize the one that came out most talented
>>172042674
I'm pretty sure vanilla is not having such an even. As whoever made HIP. I don't know anything about HIP.
>austrian quebec
>austrian revolution
shieet
first game, gimme advice
>>172026620
Guys I need help i'm struggling with hearts of iron fo- oh shit I can't keep a straight face
Why does he keep on doing this
>>172042998
1.Alt+F4
2.Unistall HoI IV
3.Install DH
4.???
5.Profit
>>172042998
Guard your coastfucking line
Don't do what AI Mussolini dies
>create custom ruler
>infirm
>incapable
>maimed
>stressed
>depressed
>celibate
>great pox
>leper
>all stats super buffed, 16 years old
>within 1st year every time become lunatic and lose incapabe, stressed and depressed
>join lucifer's own and heal great pox, infirm, maimed, and leper
>join dominican order and renounce celibacy
>50+ in all stats with 12 health at age 26
>marry smart daughter off to German king to get NAP to get allaince later
>when Northumbria declare war they have a new king
just fookin great
>>172042951
don't think I've ever seen a Britain stay fully intact. why is their AI so bad
>>172043258
§
add_trait immortal
much faster
>didnt get into HoI3
bet HoI4 will change everything
>>172043258
creating a custom ruler is literally cheating
you've already posted this before so how about you just fuck off?
We are late by a few years but we are here to take our place in the sun!
>>172043853
>literally
Good mods for DH/HoI3 other than Kaiserreich? Bonus point for pre-WW2 setting
Why do leftists get so upset when you mention the horeshoe theory?
https://www.reddit.com/r/paradoxplaza/comments/61g5er/uh_horseshoe_theory_i_guess/dfeb3gb/
FEE SHIT
it's always nice
>>172043973
>>172042951
>austrian quebec
Landsleute, du bist dran! Dich über die Liebe reden zu lassen!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEIJrW_auCE
>>172043962
>disables achievments
Yep. Literally cheating.
>>172044067
horshoe theory is dumb in general, its like saying commiting a crime and not commiting one is the exact same
>>172044232
So you'd say there's no link between people like Stalin and people like Strasser?
>>172044404
One's a homosexual, so no.
>>172044069
this is a really boring playthrough
>>172044116
>new fatherland version
>All in one
nice
what's ddr40?
>>172044441
Leftist go back.
>>172044519
What?
>the germanics become muslims before Christians
>>172044404
i'm saying it doesn't matter if there is or not
you seem like a person who has no idea about the history of NSDAP
>>172043973
Muv-Luv mod
>>172044404
>So you'd say there's no link between people like Stalin and people like Strasser?
There is, but it's because nazism and stalinism are very close in ideology. Only politically illiterate people think that one is far right and the other far left.
>>172044658
Does that happen often? I had that happen in my recent Saxony game and it forced me to quit, since I had three holy sites and around 40 moral authority. With every conquest another one of my vassals turned muslim, until the border with West Francia was infested and the holy site there turned into an iqta.
Still don´t know how I got that muslim priest in there.
>>172044956
But you just said
>horshoe theory is dumb in general, its like saying commiting a crime and not commiting one is the exact same
>>172044658
i love how they always import some sand to your rulers portrait even if youre in some germany or britain
And so the Welsh waited until after the danish raid to declare war, war sure is balanced in this game
>comment on a site about eu4's most glaring current flaws to me such as nonsensical modernisation and how every single country in Africa and Asia is fully westernized with at most a 30-year gap from Europe, how countries never colonize and conquer India, China and Oceania outside of Goa and Australia
>get met with tons of responses on the same line of thought: "ITS A FEATURE!", "nothing wrong about that!!", "NO RAILROADING DAMN IT" and "duude that's the whole point of the game, it's all fantasy"
>come to /gsg/ make this post
>remember it's been conquered by mentally addled shitposters
>post anyway
I'm disappointed with everything ever.
Alright I think I've done all I wanted with this game. Scandinavia tried to regain Old Norway and in return I freed Finland and made them a vassal. The freed states are now trying to carve territory out of the other freed states that I made through the Peace of London or through rebellions. Transylvania couldn't survive the Empire despite war subsidies, Hesse got annexed by Brunswick, Lorraine lost territory to France in a suicidal war they started and Milan took over parts of Aquelia. Urbino is the only new rebellious state to survive their rebellion, but other revolts have caused the emperor to lose millions of subjects to Milan. France has retaken some of its territory from the Emperor and further spies have been sent to take what's left of the Emperor's French territories and their lands along the Rhine.
In 1759, the Empire in Europe alone had 39.4 Million subjects, with 1.1 Million men in its armies and forts. By 1800, the Empire could have grown to 66 Million.
However their greedy claim to the British throne has reduced them to a third of their manpower and a population ten million below prewar levels. Millions have died across the continent since the War of the British succession, and Europe still burns on 13 years after the war finished. The Old World is finished and is rife with rebellion and mass murder (caused by us I guess). The only peaceful territory remaining is Norway and its holdings on both sides of the Atlantic.
Alright what's my next game?
>>172045112
i am confused
>>172045260
You both said the horseshoe theory is real and is dumb.
Alright, I've managed to gain a few strong allies by making a truly magnificent navy.
Now I just need to wait for trust and I can swallow the mamlukes whole.
>>172045252
i agree with you, it's just that there's nothing to discuss
Looks easier than I thought.
>>172045258
timurids into mughals (although not 100% sure if you can form then in eu 3) and westernize
>>172045258
Papacy>KoG
>>172045112
that anon wasn't me but his post doesn't contradict in any way with what I said
people with below average iqs please leave gsg
>>172044507
Some very dedicated guy made commie Germany mod. Its actually...he put alot of thought into it. You can even refuse Stalin and become new Internationale for Barbarossa.
>>172044956
>Only politically illiterate people think that one is far right and the other far left.
That's only because "far right" doesn't even exist outside of memes.
>>172045252
>conquered
Do you mean concurred?
Is there a decent gsg on mobile?
Can anyone explain to me why all the provinces in my game have all their loot protected by their forts? I cannot raid anywhere which is fucking up my game
>>172045696
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQHRK_x3D5k
And it's done
It's essentially a giant, immobile aircraft carrier.
>>172045696
EU4 and HoI4 are mobile games
>save up for merc band
>have enough gold
>hire them
>-7
>due to not paying us regulary we must leave
I had enough how the fuck did that happen
How do i git gud at hearts of iron 4?
>>172046191
You play DH instead.
>>172046145
you idiot
>>172045980
Sounds not at all dissimilar to Britain's new diesel powered carriers.
>>172046145
you have to pay for their upkeep too m8
>>172046191
Watch WarGames (1983).
>>172046145
Not only do they cost a ton its a massive monthly upkeep. At least have twice as much on hand as the merc company costs foo.
>>172046381
but their upkeep cost was lower than my montly income, and I mean LITERALLY as soon as I hired them >>172046368
>>172046430
But why?
Is it you pay first month's upkeep when you hire?
There was another wave of ghazi, who surprisingly managed to take Constantinople
>>172046626
So playing Austria, Arabs and Germblob gives you radioactive brain cancer?
And the marriage was quickly done so as to save money for the war and in honour of the poor oppressed Gloucestershirians
>>172046904
I think that happens just by being here anyway
>>172047045
Based.
Would doing this when hiding from the Black Death increase my chances of getting the plague?
Is pop for vicky shit?
>>172046626
the one true redpill is vic 2 krakow
>>172047295
yeah
I've had it. I now have to edit save-files just to have any kind of artifact, because figuring out how to obtain them other than inheritence is just too hard. Not even google could help me. Not even johan-plaza.
>>172045454
>>172045484
Ended up going with Papacy because I think I've never played as them before in EU3.
Got a good start so far. Warning Sicily not to start any shit so the next inevitable war they're in, I'll snag Naples for myself.
>>172047357
Thanks
>>172047221
Ofcourse not.
Rats are good eatin.
>>172047415
just so you wont be disappointed: kingdom of god is just a shitty decision instead of giving you a new tag
>>172047415
convert popes into generals bruh
>Mongolians reached Ukraine
We are so fucked
>>172047415
Is there anything unique about TPS in eu3?
I haven't played it in half a decade.
Also, does it still crash every other decade in game?
Entire branches of my family tree are dying off. How do I stop the rato menace?
>>172046852
Take all of Macedonia
>>172045746
Pls respond
>>172030065
Sicily
recommend me ancap gsg's
>>172048307
Fort level protects loot. Siege down holdings to get to it. What time are you at?
>>172045746
>>172048307
Because bullying is bad and wrong and those provinces are either already looted, had not generated loot yet or are actually protected by the fort.
>>172047885
Special gov, special decision?
Also EU3 didnt crash for me in dunno...years.
KR does sometimes though.
>>172048416
Football Manager
>>172048416
Vicky 2, let anarcho libs take over and go full isolationist to avoid violating the NAP
>>172048527
Really? I play for about two hours and it crashes no matter what I do.
>>172047885
Unique government, no regency councils since they just get autogenerated popes. Once they get up to size they also dominate the Curia so they haave pretty nice infamy burn and the ability to excommunicate Catholics left and right.
>>172048604
>NAP
christian here -- natural rights not dogmas
>>172048416
See >>8008135
>>172048702
Something must be wrong on your side.
Seriously, i played maybe around...60 hours this year and it worked just fine on Windows....7?
I play in windowed.
>>172048804
>windowed
Why?
Has anyone else run into problems reverting to old patches for CK2? I tried playing Elder Kings earlier today and reverted back to 2.6.3, but now my game crashes whenever I try to start it up, with or without the mod.
But why
Just great, I help them in war when they don't help in mine, and now they ask me to join an offensive war, just great
>>172048886
Because i browse while playing.
Hey,maybe it helps.
>>172042807
Haha nice image haha
Now swap "USSR" for "The entire western world" haha
>>172047920
that family tree is looking like America by 2050
Time for Phines of Semien, of house Gideon, sons of Joseph. Left in exile in southern Egypt, we are now the last independent Jews.
We shall rescue our brothers and no longer stand in Ephraim's shadow.When you read the Bible and get an urge to play CK2
>>172049794
based and white
huh, jerusalemite
>>172048470
>>172048523
I mean that every province's loot bar looks like this. It is impossible to loot anyone. Is it a glitch? How do I fix it?
>>172050330
>jerusalem
>doesn't own jerusalem
Deus vult?
>>172050357
What part of siege down the holdings don't you get?
>>172046374
Oh come on, lads, I thought this was funny.
>>172049794
Oh shit
Can I use HIP for a grand campaign? CK2 > EUIV
I've heard you can if you disable SWMH, but that looks like it will take away the best parts of HIP.
what do?
>>172050695
RIP
>>172049794
Why are you ashkenazi? Ruler editor?
>>172050881
Submit yourself as a vassal to abyssnia and expand for a bit from within.
>top submissions on /r/paradoxplaza are a Boer SA AAR, multiple Hoi3 posts, and multiple other Vicky 2 posts
How will /gsg/ recover?
>>172050357
You're the most inept Viking history has ever known
>>172050931
No, just edited the ruler culture and province culture with the console. Since the event to naturally trigger provinces to flip requires at least two provinces to be of that culture, Ashkenazi can never become a culture in the game unless I do it like this.
>>172050931
This might be a good idea, although being a heathen foreigner is going to make it rather difficult.
>>172049794
kingdom of semen xDDd
>>172051046
>>172051046
what does aar stand for
>>172051046
We have know this for some time by now, vicky nationalists and gsg' reactionaries are all redditors. HOI/EU 4 and Stellaris are W&B.
>>172051173
After action report, a playthrough.
>>172044631
>short Canadian-Austrian imperialist war
*appoints reactionaries in charge of /gsg/*
>>172050881
>decide to disable my Remove India mod in case I want to convert this to EU4
>Phineas is now the blackest motherfucker around
Uhhh?
>>172051427
blaked semen xD
remove india might fuck with your eu4 conversion btw
>>172050550
I have less than 600 men, I can´t siege shit
Besides, this wasn´t like this earlier in the game. I want to know why this happened.
>>172051264
The literal only downside is the userbase is all cucks. If it wasn't for that >>>/r/paradoxplaza would be objectively better than /gsg/.
>>172051338
thanks thought the r was for RP or something
>>172051557
How the fuck are you even able to tie your shoelaces with that level of mental retardation?
>>172051110
This is the strategy I used. It's safer to just be within his borders, and eat everyone into abyssnia until you're large enough to rebel.
>>172049724
The brown kid on the left is actually from adultery. I murdered the real father and betrothed the resulting child matrilineally to one of my favored vassal's daughters to wipe the offending house out for good. All without my dear son's knowledge, of course.
>>172051501
Yeah, that's why I disabled it.
>>172051675
Yeah, this is what I'm going to try and do.
>>172051594
>gas the jews, but only some of them
cuck
do you even combat ability stack?
We were outnumbered two to one, but the shrinking coffer demanded we fight, and won we did, but honour shall indeed go to the King of germany for holding so long, it may have ended the war there, but to capture him would have been an insult to all of Chritsendom
>>172040979
as someone with an indulgence fetish my dick is literally hard, imagine eating this thing with one hand and jacking off with the other, all that goodd feels
>>172051904
>habsburgs in charge of poland
>>172050776
desperately bumping.
Lads, you're my only hope.
>>172051851
He's being ironic, they do this often because it's the highest their humor goes.
>>172051975
Maybe you should try Nutella challenge.
>>172051995
>poland in charge of habsburgs
>force personal union over Austria
>>172052085
wh-whats that
>>172052217
Slap a load of nutella in your mother's pussy, sit with her for hours and if you don't lick it off you geta lifetime's supply of birth control pills.
>>172052067
>reactionaries
these fucking people have the most loose and absolute worst definition of reactionary in the world
>>172051427
Oh come ON
>>172052415
>prussia was part of the hre
hmm
>>172052318
I've hidden your post. Please don't respond to me again.
>>172052415
it looks painful, not fun at all, no pleasure in teat
>>172051653
Dude I'm just asking why my game spontaneously changed
>>172050330
>jerusalemite
I don't know why but I always find that adjective extremely stupid
>>172052391
Kikes btfo.
>>172052520
>he doesn't have a mommy fetish
Embrace the patrician, laddo.
>>172052067
You would think they wouldn't be surprised that (the people they call) reactionaries don't see inherent value in freedom of speech, or even get a moral high from "pointing it out", but no
Check this out, the Turks get a decision to straight up inherit the Mameluks, cores and all
>>172051995
btw don't get me started on valois muscovy
*hides your post*
>>172053056
That's basically what happened IRL though
>>172053056
When the Mameluks get annexed, it ends the Abbasid Caliphate, and you can make your own ruler Caliph
I thought mongols will pose a bigger challenge.
>>172053404
>mongol v mongol
>>172053404
KR mongols are a pushover. Actually whole KR is easy combat wise.
>>172053056
>M&T fixes vanilla problems
>>172052415
what a weakling I ate a whole jar of nutella with my fist when I was young and bored
>>172053571
There is literary nothing mongol about being Hungarian
>>172035528
Get a dominant navy (may requre some luck), blob into nearby islands, pounce on the Ottomans and Venetians (goal being to destroy their fleets so they can never build up to challenge you) every chance you get, hope the natural course of events give you a chance to deal a decisive blow to them. Most wars will be just besieging islands, destroying navies, and holding blockades until they ask for peace, hopefully giving you some money or prestige since you can't really hold land that isn't islands.
If you don't care about losing, don't be afraid to retreating to said islands if things go bad. As in, say you take some land in Greece, but then you can't defend it in a war. Give it away.
>>172053721
t. laszlo
Reminder that germans are basically a rape baby of several asian tribes that migrated into europe and not white (Apart from the angles and saxons who managed to escape this fate by jumping ship to Britain, the most genetically pure nation in europe thanks to its natural island position)
Thanks to whatever anon made me do a Majapahit > malaya run.
>took over most of indonesia by the end of the 15th century
>could form malaya early 1500s
>moluccas + malacca trade income enough to not worry about ducats ever since
>expanded into africa for free merchants
>vassalize ternate+tidore and let them colonize for me
>hop over to south america and take over the peruvian tribes
>ming loses mandate
>blockade him till rebels start overwhelming him
>establish base in south chinka
>slowly take over all chinese trade nodes and farmlands
>drown in ducats
>drown in development
>unmatched force limits
Pretty fun run desu, it's quite easy to dominate indonesia and from there on you just snowball into a superpower.
also how the fuck do i make eu4 take a screenshot that isn't .02mb over the limit
>>172045531
Isn't that just the commie path in 1933 Mixed Mod?
Basically you elect commies, Austria gets mad and declares war (along with some defecting southern region I think), Italy may help them not sure desu, then you get to bring Trotsky over and Stalin gets mad so you have to beat him and unfortunately the peace event doesn't let you dismantle the USSR for that ironic pseudo-lebensraum
Okay so I've got to the point where I'm just pingponging the enemy, and disbanded some mercs consequently, but they still outnumber me two to one, let's hope God is on my side
Rczeczspospolita makes Muscovy release the Tatar state, which remains under suzerainty of the Crown of Poland, as a subject horde that will terrorize the Muscovite for years to come.
winter equipment
one step forward and two steps back.
The ottomans are unstoppable send help
desert equipment
>>172054321
>also how the fuck do i make eu4 take a screenshot that isn't .02mb over the limit
open in paint > resize > save as jpeg
AHHHHHHHHHHH. finally, the west francians emerge, after my calls since my army landed, it took us many prisoners to get us to this point, but finally, we have taken them
>>172054651
you need venice and spain mang.
>>172054749
These muslims are crazy man
Also they are all way too far away for them to even consider helping me.
Tshh, those troops will not save you KARL
wow he is clearly gay, but I don't care as long as I win this war because my heir is LIT AF
I haven't played HOI4 yet, and starting to get curious if only to see how it is.
Wondering if it has a beach system like DH, or if you can land troops anywhere like HOI3. Also wondering about ports for supply (DH made me mad when I kicked Russians out of Karelia only for them to not get out of supply.
>>172054579
Protestant Electors troll the entire Empire by voting for Portugal.
Why wont the ottomans just end my suffering
>>172054321
>>172054674
fking hassle for a dumb screenshot
>>172054454
Yea thats that.
1933 mixed mod?
>>172055507
Just saving as a jpg will do it, you dont need to resize.
Jerusalem boat names are the best.
Burchard fucking attack their stacks before they join together
>>172054891
These muslims are CRAZY
>>172055859
fugg
>>172055230
Time to remove kebab, lads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4GFsafg59E
Yay I died whilst drinking at the front
>>172056460
you realize this is assassination plot right
someone plotted your death boy
Just when we're about to win this war he'll excommunicate us if we don't start this crusade I swear
>>172056765
Yes I know >>172055143
>>172055989
>Rereconquista
This should be illegal
>>172056928
He's going to rerereconquist them.
>>172056928
boi check dis shit out
>>172056381
Can the hussars carry Polonia through the Moldavian campaign?
>moorslayer
>implying we've been able to kill the moors at all in this run
>>172055597
https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/mixed-mod.657199/
There's some patch in the links or something to make it work in 1.04
It has a 1933 start, mostly so you can make Commie Germany. I'm not sure other nations get more paths and shit.
Also, it's pretty challenging at times since you don't get much time for buildup and it keeps throwing you at war very early on.
It's also the only Darkest Hour game I ever played where I was actually nuked by the crazy fucks. Almost caused a complete disaster for my already difficult invasion of the US.
>>172057185
>Polonia
What's that crown with red shield symbol?
>>172057231
>those loses
Owned, pwned and BTFO'd
>>172055989
I blame Aragon, they might as well be heathens.
how fucking dcare uyou you fucxking traitor going to your own fuck8ing lands before going to kill the fucking ewnemy you cAN FU LKC8ING KILL AND THEN YOU COULD END THIS FUYCK8ING WAR SO MUCH FUCKING FADTERTR
>>172057249
Elected monarchy foreign heir.
>>172057231
DH is so fucking shit, there are too little provinces.
>>172056852
Now what's the next step of your master plan
What's the best first idea for the Papacy? Do I go Unam Sanctum and try to fuck around in North Africa/Balkans or do I go safer first ideas like Military Drill, Patron of the Arts or Bureaucracy?
I'm not bothering with trade until I take Liguria or Venice.
>>172057395
A temporary setback
>>172057536
I agree. I find HOI 3's OOB system a bit obnoxious, but the scale of the map is so much better.
>>172057185
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnR4KN4uxKU
>>172057653
Even so, the province shapes in HoI3 are often completely stupid, and sometimes the geography is flat-out wrong.
>>172057624
Church Attendance Duty, grab the cultural decision it enables and then switch to something worthwhile like military drill
>>172057624
national bank
or just go for drill
>gross netherlandiums
>>172057875
It's better than having less provinces than an EU game.
The Caliphate is doing well and is stable, so it's time for religion oppression
I'm feeling like expelling the Orthodox, but if you want me to expel someone else, tell me
>>172057858
Those damn military tactics.
>france wants some sweet mali provinces
>join so i can grab some myself
>spain gets called in
>ottomans intervene
heh greedy fucks literally declared a world war over a shithole like mali
>>172057858
What film and actual song name?
Also this is the better polish song
https://youtu.be/STbLkBZSOlc or https://youtu.be/3oE8r2_6FSU?list=PLRSMThgsQ4ovPBEsQUXrXz4OVLDkiq61Tjolkes it's this https://youtu.be/Vl6zMiW3iwQ?list=PLRSMThgsQ4ovPBEsQUXrXz4OVLDkiq61T
>>172026658
W&B
>>172058172
After some minor Polish victories around Podolia, the Ottomans shift their attention to recapturing Budapest from the Austrians, and the Polish-Lithuanian armies pursue.
>>172057858
What is that crown and red shield icon
and
>Windowed
>>172057980
>No belgium buffer state to stop G*rms
Damn it all to hell they got reinforcements
>>172058098
make sure to ignore and help out based catholics
I think this is it lads
>>172058098
expel sunni heretics so you can get that sweet yiza
>>172058656
The Austrians got cut off from their Polish comrades in Budapest and defeated, as Poland and Austria regroup, the Spanish tercios have finally crossed the Alps.
Time to jewish WC
>>172059395
Sensing their opportunity to strike for freedom, the Croatians join in a general rising against the kebab-collaborationist Hungarian king.
it's finally 100 now will you fucking make peace
Anybody now what this means if austrasia was the defender, does it become part of their de jure realm and they get gold?
>>172059953
Give the croats money so they stop being hostile to you
>>172059953
Meanwhile, war breaks out in the Empire and Poland joins to press its Bohemian claims, even as the war against the Turks rages on.
finally, those who had tormented my peoplle for so long whilst I protected christendom were gone
In HOI4 TFV how do I get the other points needed to gain independence from the Brits? I do have the PP but am lacking the other points.
>>172060564
I don't have money to throw away I am basically fighting the thirty years' war at the moment. France will probably join in any minute now.
>>172060740
Nobody plays HoI4 here laddie, you are yelling at brick wall.
How can you annex the Boer states (and Matabele) as Germany? Is Britain the only one capable of doing that?
Finally this spas falls, I was considering giving funds to this revolt leader but thought he would crash like all the others. I wonder how this will affect the crusade
Prague is captured and the mayor and Hussite and Lutheran nobles are immediately put to the sword.
>>172062101
Why can't we have the AI form both Prussia and the PLC?
Are there any really good mods for Crusader Kings 2? I love what-if stuff for nations and shit, but any QoL stuff as well.
r8 this 'Astruias'
>>172062613
How do people deal with bordergore in CK2?
>>172062418
The Bohemian Protestant resistance is utter crushed after the Second Battle of Prague, with Francis of Austria relieving the siege of the Polish garrison, and taking up the Bohemian crown.
Meanwhile, the hussars are reformed with the addition of heavier armor and firearms to better combat the Turkish armies.
>>172062601
Bigger Interface is a fat QoL, Arumba's (>>>) shortcuts aren't too bad either. Sketchy Cheat Menu is a prett decent pseudo-debugging tool if you want a quick and easy way to test stuff like how good a strategy/culture is with maxed tech and buildings.
There aren't really many small CK2 gameplay mods, most that are up to date and well-made are just big overhauls like HIP and CK2+
>>172062808
By not starting at Charlememe desu
>>172062914
Hungary capitulates in the Great Turkish war, ceding to Poland the rich mines of the eastern Carpathians.
>>172062808
By not starting at Vikingmeme age desu
>>172062808
By being boring and playing Stamford bridge
whats bigger meme
viking age or islamic golden age
>>172063516
calling the short peace islamic is a meme, age of vikings is a meme because most places raided were far from the best they could be, and if the christians unionised better then the danes would have easily been repulsed
The Polish onslaught through Saxony is merciless and the University of Wittenberg is completely razed.
>>172063516
christian dark age
>>172063807
Growing weary and needing to refocus resources on the Turkish war, Poland comes to peace with the Protestant princes of the Empire in exchange for Moravia and minor territory in Neumark.
The Hetman and his armies immediately march toward Moldavia.
I thought I had a bunch of screenshots I was taking while doing this but I was pressing the wrong fucking button
anyway what I did from the start is invade through the kuril islands through kamchatka. hundreds of thousands of russians poured across the islands into japan, hundreds of thousands losing their lives and getting lost in the process, and eventually capturing edo and forcing the shogun to recognize the tzar as his sovereign and therefore ruler of japan. Unfortunately, the feudal structure of japan collapsed thereafter and the shogun under russia found himself ruling only a portion of japan, the rest of the daimyos refused to recognize the shogun's submission as legitimate, and so it came about that there were a bunch of japanese sates nominally under the emperor in kyoto but de facto independent, and therefore vulnerable. The eternal wave tactic slav washed over many of them and even took kyoto itself, leaving the emperor to fuck off to who knows where.
The world, becoming alarmed by this, did not attempt to stop a Turko-Franco-Austrian coallition from demanding reparations and militarily weakening russia via treaty. The tzar offered bloodless surrender to Austria immediately, but fought the turks and the french to the last poor starving peasant until they gave up.
Historians will look upon these wars with great sadness as they lament how close japan was to not getting conquered by a european power, and they will be further saddened by the fact that this "european" power is in many ways less civilized than its new colonial subjects.
>>172063516
Islamic golden age. It was a persian golden age with some turks as warriors.
>>172062808
what's wrong with bordergore?
>>172062601
ck2+ I can recommend, don't miss vanilla at all.
>>172064330
Despite some further victories over the Ottomans, Austria ultimately separately peaces and Poland accepts a disappointing stalemate in the Great Turkish War, but walks away with new territories in Bohemia and Saxony.
>>172064523
Can you tell me the map mod?
Ah helping at the refugee camp I see
>>172064786
Persian were part of Islamic civilization by then.
So I cucked France harder than I ever have in a short period as Konan king of Brittany
>King of France is 14
>Immediately choose seduction focus and go for his mom
>Doesnt go anywhere because busy leading my armies to claim de jure territory
>And then to crush my idiot uncle who rebelled against me
>Also receive a bunch of Jews from France to help me subvert him later
>Use my jewish diplomat to get max relations with the 18 year old king
>While trying to seduce his wife maxing out that relationship
>She gets pregnant and has a daughter unfortunately making me uninterested
>However use good relationship to get the daughter betrothed to my literal bastard
>French King finds out about what Im doing and hates me now
>Too late to stop betrothal
>Move on and immediately seduce the younger sister
>Make her my lover
>She is married to the Prince and brother of the french King
>Everybody finds out including my useless wife
>Legitimize my bastard out of spite
>Wife finally gets pregnant but joins plot to kill me with King of France
>Not only force her to stop but she dies birthing a daughter
>Name the daughter Bastard for fun
>go back to seducing the Queen of France
>Betroth daughter to some useless chaste French Duke in line for the throne after the Prince I cucked
>Decide to use relations with both French sisters to kill the King of France
>It works and now my rival is dead
>Marry the former Queen of France while keeping her sister as my lover
>The chaste Duke is in line to the throne betrothed to my daughter
>The daughter of the King I murdered remains betrothed to my bastard son
>All of France knows I did it
>Took the Kings daughter, wife and life all because I could
>My only failure was not fucking his mom
Ill probably kill his kids too
Pic related to the cucked current king of france feels about me
>>172065096
MishMashMapMod
>>172065147
the maze, dolores
>>172054891
>Moroccan Iberia
umm...
>>172065098
>your wife's recent visit
wtf is this event
sounds like you got yourself cucked
>>172064523
>surviving being over the infamy limit as Russia while having a significant army in Asia
???
You have 13 brigades lel
>>172065297
It's suppoused to be here visiting home, but in this game my wives have been visitng Latvia, Sweden and now Africa
Flavormod for HoI3 V1.0.6 - Căpitanul Edition
https://mega.nz/#F!GBByDSgS!9ia87JfAeOQgADjGq9y4hw
Changelog -
-Like some anon suggested, Germany will now demand North Schleswig from Denmark if Poland secedes Danzig
-Event chains for Romania: in 1937 you can select the Prime minister, currently only Codreanu and Goga have related events.
-Operation Barbarossa is now a decision, if Italy doesn't get bogged down in Greece it can be launched as early as May 15th
Now you can save the Capitanul from his murder at the hands of traitors =)
>>172065389
You don't understand the northern people's beautiful cultural sweety, they aren't savages at all
>>172065790
Do you have events for little entente and balkans partition?
>have all fertilitity boosting things but still no son
>event finally pops up to name child
>it's my brothyer's child
All I want is just one legitimate son then ii'll fuck everyone with my golden cock
>>172066238
your bruh looks like a good heir as long as he wont grow too old
his waifu is going to curse your dynasty with habsburg chins though
>>172066238
Really should be a decision to fuck your wife
>>172065353
Russia can mobilize a lot
I did have a significant army in asia, very significant, I poured the whole thing over the kuril islands and it got attrition'd but that's why wave tactics and mobilizing are cool
Anyway I'm pretty much fucked now if there's any rebellions I don't know if I could mobilize in time to deal with them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoUrpmnaZVo
>>172064790
Is ck2+ the same as the Expanded one on the steam workshop or is it one with its own site/subforum?
>>172065790
Do you have anything for Reichskommissariats?
>>172066436
What about a decision to let people you respect or like fuck your wife?
>>172066386
So he kept attrative from his mother, whilst my daughter became a genius by herself. Nice to see there's blood besides 'slow' in the family
>>172066238
don't marry dykes and pick up the seduction/family focus you n00b
>>172066481
Are you planning on going grob?
>>172066726
>>172066436
>not going seduction forcus for rape binge
I want high literacy and good rgos, along with decent pops. Who do I play
>>172067151
Nah, Austria and I are already chill with each other.
>>172066187
Not yet, as after the twenties the Little Entente was pretty much falling apart, and it's hard to determine just how solid the relations were between each country at certain points in time.
>>172066680
"No"
>>172067347
>"No"
Why not?
>>172067283
krakow
>>172067123
she was 28 when we met, and I'm both midas touched, groom an heir ambition and family focus, I'm not an irish player
>>172067347
Anything for an Austro-Hungarian revival? Hungary was technically still a kingdom in the timeframe, but with no king.
>>172067191
>going against the feudal code of conduct
you have an heir and then you fuck the stable boy James
>>172067523
>both midas touched, groom an heir ambition and family focus,
How many kids has she cooked?
>>172067726
one which is why i posted that, because i dont show every child you mong
>hre wars of religion start
>Catholic league wins because Ottos are always on their side
>conversions from centers of reformation, however, do not stop
>suddenly the only remaining Catholic countries within the HRE are OPMs and electors, leading to random Catholic countries like fucking Ireland or Scotland becoming emperor of a useless empire that hates them
Am I having bad luck or does this happen in every single EU4 game now?
>mfw Ottomans are already colonizing Indonesia while Europeans are still fucking around in Africa
>>172066481
>Denmark-Sweden
I'm getting sick and tired of paradoxes bullshit
Anyone able to recommend some games by any other developer?
>>172067681
>code of conduct
How many cucks do you think Middle Ages had?
Bitches were spreading legs all over the place.
>>172068897
sengoku rance
>>172068897
lego racers
The families of Europe
>>172068897
KZ Manager
>>172068897
This failure (Eternal Crusade) went f2p and changed its genre if you want some mindless shooting. Its not half bad actually.
What about Darkest Dungeon or something?
>>172069327
>not pressing your claim on Norway and England to create a Germanic paradise
>>172069327
PASTA'D
>>172068897
Knights of Honor, world conquest campaign in Rise of Nations, one of those space gaymes like Sins of a Solar Empire
>>172069703
Endless Space 2 is doing well too.
Not sure about new Master of Orion, any played it? Cheeky breeky version?
Alright guys, Nueva Germania is nearing its max size. What is the next great German colony?
>>172069538
>mindless shooter
The only difference is that it doesn't have faction controlled worlds and that orks aren't free to play
>>172069850
Well it was supposed to be an MMO, no?
>>172069107
>not reading further
You produce a legitimate male heir and then fuck whoever looks at your shadow even the hunting dog
>>172069838
Get Parana and the rest of paraguay.
the absolute madmen
>>172069947
Not an MMO just space marine but with more factions, and maps changing upon who owned it according to the server
What is the best way to pretend you're an Italian republic in CK2 without being a merchant republic? Elective succession?
>>172070181
So why did it go f2p? Because they charged 40 bux for it?
>>172070030
My South American geography is terrible. What the fuck is Parana?
>>172070210
by losing a war
>>172070292
It's a jungle like all of south america.
>>172068640
In my latest once s the war just never starts even with the ottomans on proddy side
>>172066513
it's not on steam workshop, it's only on the forum. whatever you saw isn't it, maybe a submod or something
>>172069838
Should I establish a colony in Texas?
>Fredericksburg FTW
>>172067592
Not yet, but reading Otto von Habsburg's wikipedia page, I think I'll add an event for him to return to Austria if they choose to not get Anschlussed.
>>172070320
Savage. Did you know Mussolinis granddaughter is a politician?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erU9rlRvOy4
She sure yells like the old man.
>>172070243
Because the developer thought it was the only way to make money
>>172070210
Mod in a new government or buff the Italian culture by allowing them to own cities
>>172065147
Its gone even further
>Declare war on the French King as hes fighting off a rebellion and the HRE
>Crush his armies
>Siege down Paris and capture his wife and my former lover
>He has no heirs because shes been fucking me
>His heir is the kid I know have in my possession from taking his brothers wife
>This is after I murder and ransom many french dukes
>force the current heir of France to matrilineal marry my daughter
>Have the queen of France in my dungeon to ensure the heir does not change
at war again, sieging Prague again.
By the end of this, Prague would be decimated, but when I take it I will still get 40 dev.
>>172070292
So after that anon last night mentioned making every ruler an obsessive perfectionist, I edited the ruler personality file to add wants_avoid_ugly_borders = yes to every personality. Gonna run a couple observe games and see how it goes.
>>172070797
>force a martilinieal marriage
Is this in vanilla, if so how do I do it. Also any way to make my vassals drop gavelkind and use primogeniture, as I'm sick of my vassals dying and then going over the limit
>>172071156
>add wants_avoid_ugly_borders = yes to every personality
i thought it was just a meme
anyway sounds interesting
>>172071206
You can force any kind of marriage if both people are in your court.
You can also kidnap women, put them in as concubines then marry them for claims.
Help me /gsg/, I need a peaceful, illiterate country that can achieve GP status relatively soon in HPM. Tried Turkey but it was impossible to climb back to GP due to the prestige hit events and the planned jacobin rebellion and my industry imploded due to no raw resources other than iron and fruits (which are both useless when there's no coal).
My only requirements are that it needs to:
>start civilized
>have less than 15% literacy
>not be railroaded into wars
>have a decently sized population but with few unaccepted pops
>not have a huge amount of colonies
>be a complete shithole when managed by the AI
>gave access to all basic and industrially basic goods, either directly or by becoming an early GP via prestige spam
Only nation that comes to mind is Portugal, but it doesn't feel quite attractive.
>>172071362
nigga just like liquor factory your way to the top
>>172054454
>>172057231
Mixed Mod is like a compilation of other mods, including Commie Germany mod
This is the original mod's thread
https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/communist-germany-mod.613550/
IMO the most interesting part is the development of Libya and Ethiopia into pan-Arabic and pan-African superpowers haha
>>172071362
Germany
>>172068897
Developer: Bioware
Some games: Mass Effect Andromeda
>>172071362
You wot mate? Its easy to stay GP as Ottomans in HPM, just go ape on Austria and beat Egypt to a pulp.
What about Spain or Mehico?
>>172071573
Sounds like he's trying to avoid rebel spam, meaning both Spain and Mexico are terrible choices due to Carlists and the Reactionary/Jacobin carousel in Mexico.
>>172071573
I meant as actual Turkey, I gave up everything other than pic related and fell to jacobins.
>>172071783
Why?
>>172071846
You know why.
Hey guys, what'd I miss?
>>172071156
>>172071284
>make the ai prioritize taking provinces of their own culture and religion before others, while designing aesthetically pleasing and sensible regions that it will be incentivized to try to take all of instead of going for one province each in a dozen different regions
I just fixed bordergore
>>172071783
Give up your european land.
>>172028050
>They don't reduce the effects of the epidemic
nigger that's wrong they also prevent depopulation
I ask again, what is wrong with border gore?
>>172071967
IT WOULD HAVE BEEN THE BEST EU GAME EVER
UBIK DID NOTHING WRONG
>>172072397
>>172071967
too soon
>>172072067
Unfortunately though, that's about as unhistorical as it gets. History didn't go by "aesthetically pleasing" or "sensible" or even "culture". It went by trade, florins, gilders and shekels. There are people on here that play Grand Strategy and there are people painting maps. You're the latter and that's all you are.
>>172072397
>>172072713
Sure you can be a fag and minmax provinces for maximum shekels, but what's the point? After you do all that, what do you have? A bunch of money you would have gotten anyway? Making good borders is a form of art. That's the real objective of these games, to create art. They're so easy that any other goal is trivial.
>>172072397
>tfw will never lead Quebec to independence as North America's only social democracy
>>172072901
t.guy that doesn't play mp
>>172072918
Good. Quebec is the worst part of Canada.
>>172071967
>>172072397
NEVER EVER
>>172071156
Status update.
gone, but not forgotten
>>172072713
Well, yes and no, sort of. While you're right, it's also a bit chicken-and-egg - real life "provinces" would often be drawn by some sort of compromise of where population centers, resources and geography met - not in an official matter, but basically a midway point between "what do I want" and "what can I get and still defend militarily".
>>172073215
What happened with it?
>>172073228
Ultimately, it's about resources/money. Always has been and always will be.
>>172073012
enlève ça
>>172071469
Commie Germany gets pretty involved in the pan-African event chain and it's pretty interesting. It's basically their king constantly buddying up with you and asking for help developing industry, military and so on until at some point they have some communist rebels and you ask "Do you feel in charge?" as you stroke their necks
>>172073524
And then you export communist Ethiopia as Pan-African commie contender with claims.
You can also merge together Yugoslavia with Greeks/Bulgarians/Romanians into a superstate.
>>172072713
>france owning random landlocked provinces in spain and russia, hundreds of miles away from their capital and administrative centers
>muh florins
>>172073872
You can argue all you like. You're wrong though, map painter.
>>172074037
"confidence is key"
have you ever thought of the possibility that certain scenarios are impossible?
>>172074143
WW2 was impossible for Germany.
WW1 was doable if French got knocked out.
>>172073872
>spain owning random landlocked provinces in france
oh wait it happened irl
>>172074037
pic related: seljuk and rum florins in action
>>172072713
>most nations are divided by natural borders
>hurr durr guys that's not how history went
ok lad
>>172073872
>>172074474
hi strawman
1000 hours and i've never seen this event chain before, guess even jews get jewed
>>172073373
unavailable from any retailer, off the market, wiped from the face of the commercial world
>>172074512
How is that a strawman? Border gore isn't a thing historically except if you look at land owernship map inside the HRE.
alas, what could have been...
>>172074406
>that Irish Latin Empire
wew
>>172073021
>>172074780
>Border gore isn't a thing historically
Ok, let's start with Alexander the Great. Fuck, you're wrong. End of discussion.
MAYO is fucking crazy.
Started as Trastamara, got a 100 tradition general for 13 DUCATS via event, he's a 6/4/5/3 with attrition reduction that's STILL around 32 years later. Immediately RM'd France, and Jean de Valois refused to pay his own ransom, so France's interregnum ended and I got a de Trastamara on the throne. Allied them, got an event where I got 24 free troops, 400 ducats, a force union CB on Castile, and another 100 tradition general I didn't even get the chance to use. But the first war went on so long that I just annexed Castile outright instead.
King bones some random noble girl and pops out a fucking master-tier 6/4/6, who in turn pops out a 4/3/2 like it's nothing. And this isn't even counting the event that'll give me a 6/6/4 ruler and a PU over Aragon and its union partners if Isabel goes to Aragon.
After the war for Castile I spent the next two decades fixing up the nation so I'm the wealthiest on the planet, but in the meantime Portugal's ruler dies and I get a Trastamara there. First war with England starts and they get absolutely stomped, only 6-7 vassal provinces left on the mainland.
Now this is the second war with England. In the middle of it, I got a PU with a Hungary that has Croatia as a vassal. Beat the shit out of Poland and nabbed 600 ducats pretty much for free when I fought to maintain the PU, and forced them to revoke treaties with Lithuania. Then I look up and see France, my ally and dynasty-bro, occupying the shit out of the English main. I don't want them to get too strong, but at the same time I'm pretty proud.
Now I just need to decide whether I want to keep Hungary in a union or not. It'd be a hell of a drain on my defenses to do so, but I could feed them a lot of land over there and in the long-run it'd probably be very good for me to cuck Austria out of that land.
>>172074974
>play major western nation that can colonize with easy too
>wow it easy....
no shit
>>172073524
The leader of the communist "rebels" is the former emperor of Abyssinia though, it's just a change of name and flag to justify Ethiopian expansionism.
Best starts for a 2 player game of CK2?
>>172074974
What difficulty do you play on?
M&T should always be played on Hard or Very Hard, as Gigau's instructions
SUPERPOWER BY 1699!
>>172074898
How am I wrong? That's not border gore. You're not very clever buddy boy.
>>172068897
Dominions 4 with the WW2 mod nations pack
>>172075237
What kind of game are you going for? Starting as brothers in Iberia can be fun. You get to team up to drive the moors from Europe. Or you can play vassals in an elective monarchy and take turns ruling.
>>172075130
I didn't think it would be hard you mong, but getting my dynasty fucking everywhere is an entirely new level of easy.
>>172075437
Normal, because I didn't know what the events regarding Trastamara were, and I don't think I can change it because this is Ironman.
>>172075237
noob island aka ireland and then once you get the basics try poland in 1066 where there is a lot of room for killing your dear family members for clay and expanding into pagan lands
>>172075631
We already did Iberia with Leon and Castille, we would like to play a more of a co-op based game
>>172075815
What about starting as dukes in the HRE and taking turns as Emperor?
Is a Germany playthrough actually fun in HPM, or does it get boring once I form Germany?
>>172075815
Portugal and Aragon desu
Split Iberia in half
>>172075921
Depends what you do, but yea it's kind of boring.
>>172075815
You could try playing as Erik the Heathen in Sweden. He's one of the last land-owning Norse characters in 1066 and starts with a claim on Sweden. Normally it's really hard to both win your initial war for the throne and then fight off holy wars, but if they other guy plays the republic of Gotland he can bankroll mercenaries to help out. Then have him educate your heir to become Norse and work to reform the religion.
>>172072918
Quebec should've joined America when we asked.
>>172074625
you really should be given an option to not do these stupid and dangerous things.
>that event where your 80 year old ruler has sex with a 40% chance of instant death
>>172076283
Literally right before the American revolution Britain had just passed the Quebec Act to appease them. They had no reason to join a very anti-Catholic United States at the time.
>>172075916
This seems like a nice concept, we are going to try it
>>172076089
Saving this one for a future playthrough
>>172076419
Ah, but if they had, they would be part of the most powerful nation on earth, instead of shithole Canada.
>>172074653
You are right, its gone.
And i used to have it but i deleted it because it was terrible.
>>172076283
that would make terrible border gore desu
>>172074810
>someone in /gsg/ complaining because their Hearts of Iron game has NATO counters instead of 3D models
I swear to fucking god you shits are contrarian for the sake of it
>>172076701
Man just fucking look at America's north eastern border. It's gored in real life.
>>172074810
http://store.steampowered.com/app/42902/
>Start first ever CK2+ game
What the fuck? Norway can WIN?
>>172076475
>most powerful
Only because the French sold that land they'd already lost on that war started by Washington, and that lead to the revolution because MUH TALEX
>>172076823
the point was that paradox had purposely made it nonfunctional, you oafish rube
>>172076903
Norway won all the time back in the day, even more often than Willy IIRC
>>172077123
My point is dude gave thumbs up and it doesnt work.
>MUH TALEX
what did he meme by this
fucking christ longest war i've ever participated in
>>172077196
Yeah, before shattered retreating was a thing, William and Harold often exhausted their manpower against each other while Harald sieged the north unopposed.
>>172077197
shut you're mouth bitch
>>172076283
>>172076475
Yeah, and be completely assimilated into the Anglophone menace when the Americans banned French education and flooded the province with Anglos
no thanks, friend
>>172077313
>playing with shitsmeared rapemeat on
>>172077313
That's nothing
>>172076903
>that Pomerania
In my charlie game Pomerania has most of Norway and some of Denmark, whilst there is a kingdom of Norway and another kingdom with the same icon
>>172077223
The colonists searched for excuses to rebel after being told to wait for new land
>>172077480
meant for
>>172077312
>>172077313
>shattered manpower against eachotger
So you're telling me the AI didn't land in the north?
>siege the north
But he's the king so why doesn't he own the north?
>>172077443
Even with it off you ping pong with enemies and unless they outnumber you, you can kill more by letting them build up morale
>>172077480
>>172077654
yeah league wars are also fun but in my case they never lasted longer than 10 years
>>172074889
Haixi formed Manchu but got btfo by Korea and Jianzhou
>>172077909
>not playing with old values where stackwiping was a possibility
>>172078003
fug
>>172064790
>ck2
HIP is better.
Speaking of it, did they patch it to work with M&M yet?
>>172077352
bet you thought it was real it would be real funny to misuse "you're" like that didn't you, I can see your rodent face, giggling like a fat third grade boy who just farted in class, try harder if you're trying to insult me, you little worm
>>172078194
>Speaking of it, did they patch it to work with M&M yet?
yes
>>172078253
Great.
>>172074889
Haasa-Najd
Adal-Warsangali
Lan Xang-Dai Viet
Qi-Korea-Manchu
Min-Ming
>>172078231
Wait what?
Did you just reply to yourself?
Which religion should be the one to unite India in EU? Hindu, Sunni or something else?
no meme answers with christianity pls
>>172077361
What has being French bought you except the hatred of the rest of North America and the French themselves?
>>172078562
Shia as the Bahmanis
>>172078562
Sikh.
>>172077536
>The colonists searched for excuses to rebel after being told to wait for new land
They had good reason. The British promised soldiers land if they fought in the war. They did, then the British decided to claim that land belonged to the natives. Their outrage was just.
All Britain wanted to do was create a shitty native american state that would have ended up a complete shithole, and thus crippled their own possessions massively by refusing to allow them to expand.
>>172078562
jain
The younger son of the Norwegian king received the kingdom of England, and is now dealing with a civil war to install the original Anglo king. Down in France, William the Bastard is organizing a Seperatist faction. And in my own little corner of hell I nabbed myself a duchy by managing to defeat my rival in single combat and taking him prisoner. His young wife came onto me, and I accepted her advances, producing a bastard son. But shortly after the death of my lover, my son died under suspicious circumstances.
I now plot my revenge.Does anyone play with fog of war? At all?
>>172078562
Sunni because of the cheevo.
Becoming Memrat Mememachine is the most boring campaign I ever did in CK2 desu. India has very little flavour and suffers the "trying to fit a round peg into a square hole" syndrome all the non-catholic feudal nations suffer from.
>>172075921
I think it's the same as every "too much potential" country - fun for a while, but gets boring fast as you just accomplish every goal unless you're doing something crazy.
I want to unite all of England under Norse rule. What start should I use(Charlemagne or Old Gods) and what character should I pick?
>>172078814
>A British USA would have ended up like Mexico.
>>172079165
1066 norway
>>172071967
>magna mundi
>anything compared to based East vs West
>>172079282
I said Charlemagne or Old Gods... I want to conquer the separate kingdoms of England, and unite them myself
>>172079470
The 867 start has Hvitserk set to invade Northumberland, which will solidify your rule over Northern England. 763 start has no norse in England, so you'll have to break in on your own.
>>[V2] - Historical Project Mod 0.3.6.1 - 27/11/2016
>27/11/2016
>27/11/2016´
>27/11/2016
>>172076078
>>172079006
do you think trying to achieve a kaiserreich scenario as the endgame would keep it interesting enough?
Cnut the Great is based, the only one who unified Denmark, Norway and England in all kingdom. But you can't play him in CK2.
>>172079858
could be fun, could be annoying to dismantle everyone and try to protect AH which will probably stab you in the back and collapse miserably
>>172078194
wouldn't know, I can't use it because I didn't buy or pirate all those DLCs. I like plus though because the modders unlocked a bunch of DLC features for free, really enjoying them.
>>172080013
We would be in a better world if his kids didn't all die.
>>172080013
Cnut was a little fuccboi
>>172080239
>or pirate all those DLCs
Wew, we have a saint over here, lads.
How's that going, thy holiness?
>>172080563
If 1.60m was average in middle ages how tiny were manlets?
>>172080563
nubile skandi boymeat, succulent
>>172078635
why are you looking at culture as some sort of thing people should treat as fashion or a matter of convenience? no matter how much we garner the ire of the Anglos, we will always be Québecois
>>172080882
dwarf tier
>>172080980
Because there's nothing positive about the French or stubbornly clinging on to your fake Frenchness.
>>172080964
most turkish post itt
>>172081056
Napoleon was bretty coolfor an Italian
So the alchemical ingredients from monks and mystics do nothing but clutter up the inventory, which also seems to clutter with trash low tier weapons whatever you do?
>>172081056
yeah, sure thing friend
keep crying over equalization payments
>>172079858
every kaiser nigger mod pisses me off because the autist refuses to put actual planned territorial changes by the central powers
>>172081257
>actual planned territorial changes by the central powers
Which were?
>>172081232
Yup. Paradox strikes yet again.
>we hit the image limit
wow
>>172081232
>inventory
I haven't played CK2 in a long time, what the fuck is going on?
Why didn' paracucks add societies for Knighthood orders and their equivalents for non-christian religions, so that you have societies that aren't learning based or meme based?
Or dueling clubs, trader's guilds, heretic (Fraticelli etc) societies, etc
>>172081327
Brest treaty, ottoman promises, and serbia
>>172081256
Enjoy your law making it illegal to question Islam, you burgeoning Chinese colony.
What the fuck
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earnest_Hooton#The_.22Hooton_Plan.22
>>172079858
every map with ukraine on it needs to be purged desu
>>172081256
is Quebec full of chinamen like the rest of your nation?
>>172081634
What were the Ottoman promises? As far as I know they just reverted the 1877 war Caucasus borders
>>172081682
He wasn't the only one to propose this.
>>172081687
>not importing grain to feed german citizens
>>172072986
Yes, you're absolutely right. EU4 MP is shit, I would never play it and expect it to be better than single player.
>>172047857
I've never seen the Mongols win this hard
>>172076903
Norway won for me in vanilla earlier today. They didn't even seem to struggle with it, they had crushed the english troops.
>>172081590
Muh way of life choices
But just even some minor flavor societies (for gardeners, architects, and so on) would have been neat, just to meet more people and gain related bonuses
>>172081590
Because the expansion was unfinished. They clearly didn't add everything they wanted to. Even the societies that ARE in aren't complete, except le edgy satan kids and the assassins.