/csgog/ - Counter-Strike: Global Offensive General

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Just got my pic! Thoughts?

bull

>>170088463
>>170088103

>play 4 games with my friends in prime, halfway through the first game they start toggling and spinning, then 1-2 guys on the other team starts spinning too
I guess LEM/supreme is as far as it gets them?

>>170088596
>>170088103

>>170088703
>>170087838

>>170088463
try not to create any black holes with your nostrils

>>170088463

me on the left

>>170088463
girl in the middle is cute

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>>170088901
>>170088851
>>170088596

>>170088696
good thing that anti-cheat is one of the top issues for 2017 for valve

>..

>>170088996
p sure thats mantrous or w/e his name is

>>170089076
I've kinda lost hope for LEM/Supreme ranks now. If every game I played at this rank has at least 1 waller pretending they haven't got cheats there's no fucking point trying to progress, but I don't wanna play community servers like faceit or esea

Chokesoldiers at it again

>>170089962

if you dont wanna play esea then stop bitching about it

Does Sweden even have csgo teams?

its honestly amazing how fucking garbage gambit is

really

its truly amazing to watch

>>170091803
>HObbitt killed Zeus =D (8) with m4a1_silencer (headshot)
They are beyond trash. That was fucking funny

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EZZZZ

please kill yourselves gambit

>>170090465
is it worth it?

>>170092401
>>170088426

>>170092401
play face it, esea has malware

>>170092401

better than mm yea.

>>170092502
yeah "malware" aka working anti-cheat
faceit has barely less cheaters then mm

>>170092923
>bitcoin miner implemented once
>kernel access
>backdoor
>password hashes (non salted btw) released twice

wew

>>170093042
>kernel access
do you have something to hide, goy?

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TY Xantares

>>170093414
Yea, my passwords

>>170093625
>my passwords

Sounds suspicious. Stay away from esea, i dont want you to use your """passwords""" ingame.

Someone post a pic of stewie with the tranny

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>>170093481
LMFAO

How can I prove it tho? I want that $$$

Haven't played in a while
is the game still shit?

So, does this game have hats yet?

Daily reminder that you should do the offical reddit stretching routine before every long cs session.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYGfDCGrJ4A

Stay healthy and game on ;)

>>170094696
Still waiting for zippos skins for my mollies.

>Do more than 50dmg to all 5 enemy players
>Kill 1
>Die
>Nobody on my team manages to kill another enemy player

epic

>>170089458
oh you think?

>>170093625
everybody knows mm is trash
only douche nozzles aren't on esea

>>170095058
that's because you're supposed to yell "HE'S LIT HE'S LIT" as soon as you die so you know there's free easy frags for everyone to mop up.

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>poles are the only uncucked yuros

>>170095682
Why did you reply to me if you didn't even reply

fnx X seangares

just imagine

Are sprays still limited use

>>170096720
yes

>Been thinking I've just been matched up with mute autists for the last week
>Game performance has been dropping becuase of it
>Turns out I disabled voice for playing a casual game and forgot to enable again
I apologize to everyone I played with for my lack of communication now

>>170097550
that happened to me a few times too
put voice_enable 1 in your autoexec so it always resets to enabled when you start the game

>>170097624
Thats a very good idea, Ta

Is skin betting completelly dead?

>>170097785
csesport and vpgame bruh

Why hasn't reddit complained about the walking headshot meme?

LOL

i love deag headshots when the enemy never even stops running

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Show me your M4 skine csgog

>>170103652
>plebbit strike

*hmmmmmm*

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>>170103652
Its hella sik

>>170104490
>being 2 poor 4 skine

>>170104490
Noe skine ise pore skine

>>170104742
>>170104893
>Paying for the skin jew
Good goys

>>170105268
hello reddo

>Enemy buys scar 2nd round

how

>>170102403
imagine

you will never have a gf like this

why keep living

>>170105673
I think a knife kill should get you there.

The question more is why

>>170105673
save 800 from pistol round, win round 3250 (or 3500 if bomb/defuse), 1 knife 1500, or 4 frags n ur at 5k

>Finally get a game without cheaters/smurfs
>33/10
Feels good to know that I'm mildly competent at this game sometimes

>>170105673
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cPN7SmwSSM

NiP vs VP finals lads. The dream is real

>>170108758
>he doesn't want a fnatic VP final where fnatic edge out a bullshit win and the pollack crowd chimps the fuck out

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>hardwell

>>170109139
Would be nice. Now we just have a crowd of people who dont give a shit

i got paid to cry at work for like an hour yesterday
thank god i have counter strike and csgog to come home to, you all understand

>>170110704
You sound like a little bitch

>>170110704
I'm at work getting paid shitposting on 4chan. Sounds pretty fun until you're actually stuck at work doing nothing but shitposting on 4chan

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>profile is picture related
>join comp game
>as soon as I join some spic is raging on me without me saying a word
>couple rounds in I'm 10-2 and he has 1 kill
>ask him to get some kills, may be hard with his tiny hands
>he threatens to kick me
>calls me faggot whitey
>when we're 13-3 him and his buddy get me kicked, I was top fragging 15 kills about the next guy
>look at match later on and turns out they lost 14-16

FATALITY

>>170111823
What's his name again?

>>170111908
Mike "Like The Cock? Get The Shock" Pence

kys saxne

>>170111908
mike "there's nothing to fear unless you like it in the rear" pence

>>170111908
Mike "Like it in the crapper, you get the zapper" Pence

>>170111908
Mike "Homo Medicine From Thomas Edison" Pence

>>170111908
Mike "i'll give you fags a reason to be literally shaking" Pence

>tfw when you realize krieger is million times better thna the ak

https://play.esea.net/index.php?s=forums&d=topic&id=478689&find_comment_number=46

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>>170113275
Is this some gay archer meme or do you not know what its actually called

>>170113545
Nah, hes talking about the .kkrieger game, only 96kb.

https://twitter.com/Sadokist/status/838175608408539136
Sadokist reminding me why he's Reddit's caster

>>170113804
>falling for the liquid jew

>>170113893
shoo shoo your memes don't work here

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r8 my crosshair

>>170113948
Nah but seriously people make too much of a fuss over alcohol. Too many people think you must drink it or you are a loser or if you do drink it you will become an alcoholic in a year. No middle ground

>>170114045
>Not just carving those lines into your monitor
This is why you will never go pro, you cant make the real sacrifices.

>>170113893
>not becoming awoken to the blackedout reality
baka... he succumbed to the sober kike

>>170114098
Whining about people who you drink with (because everyone in esports is an alcoholic) trying to get you to drink on twitter is childish

>read RL's goty awards
>first award
>dota's talent is shit
>so are the fans
>sweden is also shit

>>170114098
>Refuse to drink or use drugs everytime you're out in public
>Get blind drunk and blaze it erry day when you're alone
You can be the worst of both worlds when you're me!

>Get far more kills with music playing
>But also die a fuckton more since I cant hear people walking
Worthwhile trade?

>>170114779
I'm similar. I just get dumb while drunk and worse while high. Prefer to just keep it light when around mates.

But by myself I'll get shitfaced and embarrass myself in front of my internet friends since they dont care about anything. Nothing better than drunken rants over why my waifu is the best until I passout on my keyboard broadcasting my snoring to everyone.

>>170114864
>can't hear people walking
????? ?? ? ????? ??
?? ? ??? huh ??? ?? ?
?? ? ? ??????? ???? ??

>>170115264
What do you mean huh? Normally you can hear footsteps and have a bit more awareness. With music you cant hear it.

>>170115264
>His hacks client doesn't add walk noises
>laughinggirls.jpg
It's the new big thing, completely changed how players hack in this game

>>170115264
>>170115454
I'm fucking retarded.

Hey do any of you have a 3 cent skin or smth for the m4a4 and the ak47 you're willing to part with, i bet all my shit away like the dumbfuck I am except a locked crimson web deag which is ugly as fuck and will be bet away asap, I just can't look at the stock guns while playing.

>>170114864
It's because you're relaxed with the music.
Just chill man.

>>170116584
I cant chill without my anime girls singing music into my ears. Only the best for me

Real og bangers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5YRs7rmIE4

>>170116761
Shit dude, stop this before it's too late

>>170116873
Theres no stopping once you start.

>>170116873
Where do you think you are?

I need to stop smashing my head and hands on the wall when I lose in video games.

I hate losing so fucking muuuuuuch goddamniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

>>170117691
I never got this. Just close the game if you get mad. Its just a game bro.

Had a mate whack his laptop hard enough in the right spot to smash a platter in his HDD. Was in chat with him and just heard a smash then him DCing

>>170117331
>>170116976
>Guy named "cooler man" joins the pug game
>Has an anime girl as a profile picture
>Round starts
>We all greet each other
>Guy opens his mic but the words don't come out
>Rounds pass, we are losing 14-13
>Absolutely zero info from cooler man till that point
>Cooler man takes a deag
>At 20 seconds he's in a clutch situation
>Disgraces himself and dies
>Opens his mic
>We can hear him bang on the table with his fist once
>Leaves the game
Please don't be cooler man

>>170117942
Now, you wanna know where he went wrong?

He didnt talk in broken japanese. You dont put up an anime avatar without saying OHAIYO~ when you join a match. Shaking my dick family

>>170118154
yeah you can really be a charismatic shitter and still be beloved

>>170115557
Lol

>>170116761
>try to find some anime music i heard ages ago
>jp being noggers wont help me

>>170119124
Dont even touch /jp/ unless you really hate yourself.

Fun fact: the Negev is godly for holding Banana on Inferno. Just aim it at the chokepoint and hold mouse1, it's like a force field of bullets.

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The n8 is now Gold Nova 3

What is your excuse for being a lower rank than n8?

>>170123710
>12 competitive matches won
Thats my excuse

>>170111823
this happened

>>170123710
>I just got my prime Nate.
>Queue with Silver 3s
>Get stomped
>Queue with a GN4
>Stomp GN3s even when I go to EU servers with 130+ ping

>Roca has to play another match after 3 maps and 5 overtimes
How is this fair?

>>170124941
>got my prime Nate

can i get a prime nate too

>>170125312
I accidentally the meme arrow on that first sentence.
However I finally get to play silvers, since no one in Silver non prime is actually silver anymore it seems.

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>>170125312
You can both get some prime Nate time!

>Cant use the M4 for shit
>Spend half my time as CT searching for AKs
>Once I do get one ez 4ks
Why is the M4 just so shit?

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>>170126175

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>devve

hnnnnngh

Faze or astralis lads?

>>170127970
xXx_420qu1ckb1az3it_FaZe_xXx Is our bois

what do you guys set your interp to?

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>>170097550
>>170097624
>Playing a match
>Nobody on my team will say anything
>I even complain a couple times that nobody's giving callouts
>Bitch to a friend afterwards about it as we queue up
>"Can you hear me ingame?"
Well, aren't I just an asshole

>>170128170
default

>>170128170
>interp
Sounds like yet another setting that I havent touched.

>>170128852
Did he died?

>>170116397
do you really have no money on opskins/steam? are you really that bad at betting? why don't you add money into your account and buy a skin, then use the rest of the money for betting?

our monkey elige is streaming my dudes

>>170126175
use a1

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>>170102403
Id sauce em all except the ginger.

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How dumb is this whole round?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNE_9amx6fA&
I'm gold nova master, and one of the random on my team was silver

>>170131682
That was gold.

Love that angle, shame it seems to really fuck up sound

Whats the best sound kits for this? Was tossing up the SAAAIL one and hotline miami for memes but I havent browsed all of them yet

>>170132170
https://youtu.be/cFMGeMTzn1I

this one's pretty neat desu

>>170133048
>[
reminds of the music in a kirby game

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reminder

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>shroud's silver pushing on CT

WHY

>>170133964
>silver shitter makes a silver-tier play
wow stop the fucking presses

>>170134093
He's a pro player...

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Moooom, NA is throwing for skins again!

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Is this what CSGO looks like on lowest settings?

Why does this streamer play like this?

/v/ is talking shit about csgo

>>>/v/369423670

can't wait to see faze roll those autistic danes in twelve hours

>>170135289
playing on the lowest settings is pretty standard practice in competitive play to get more frames and generally smoother gameplay

>>170135289
pure autism
"muh framerate" is irrelevant when your average toaster can get 200+ fps

>>170135289
More FPS, larger looking models with the stretched res, HUD is closer to the center of the screen so you don't have to look too far from center to get vital info about health/ammo, etc

>>170133048
had this one, hated it, sold it, bought hotline miami.

that one little riff is cool but the rest of them I wasn't too big on.

>>170136438
I play one flagship hardware but the source engine is so shitty it's sometimes a struggle to get 200 fps. Either way, the more fps > the smoother the gameplay > the better your aim will be so why not try to get a slight edge? CS isn't a game about looking good, it's a game about being the most competitive you can be.

>>170131682
fuck man, spamming that triple stack is the easiest "wall" bang ever.

I'm GNM too, nicely done.

>>170136619
Anything above 120 is a placebo.

>>170136438
yeah but 300-400 is better than 200

>>170136724
I have a 144 hz monitor and your post is bait reddo

>>170136790
Well then you can have 288 if you want.

>>170136740
It's really not.
Input lag becomes completely negligible above 200. Any more and you're just wasting power.

>>170136724
>>170136809
>>170136840
Burn in hell, retards
https://youtu.be/hjWSRTYV8e0

>>170135289
tfw i get 30fps on lowest settings and i only see pixels, im only in silver 2 and i still top frag so i guess it isn't too bad

>>170136619
>CS isn't about looking good
then how come people spend thousands of dollars trying to make it look better?

>>170137338
get a job

>>170137370
So that it'll look good when they download the VOD and record it at 1080p with motion blur on for their SUPER SICK YOLO fragmovie. Also for their epeens.

>>170137181
Literally admitted it was a placebo

where were you when you realized that 16:10 1200x800 is the objective best res of all time, it's the god of res's.

don't even reply with your 4:3 1024x768 or 800x600 plebeian tier shit, srs responses only.

>>170137545
Finish the video mate. The "surely this is a placebo?" was literally to set up that fact that it objectively is not later in the video.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

I just realized I've been playing for the past few months at 200 DPI 1.7 sens. Just switched to 400 1.4 and now I'm getting multiple one deags every round, kek.

>>170137906
No even at the end he admits he has no way to prove its faster. Anything above 200 is a placebo.

>>170137947
>I have no way of explicitly proving evolution is real so it must just be a placebo lmao

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Nate's first game as a three star golden boy!

Have you ever got a decent drop in this game? All I get is cases now

>>170139456
I got a $10 gun from an operation drop once
And around $80 worth of souvenir packages across 3 majors

>>170139702
Nice

New operation when?

>>170139456
I got an AK-47 Cartel a few weeks ago.

>>170139771
Thats a nice skin. Keeps the aesthetics of the stock AK which I love

How come when you reload a gun that holds a thirty round magazine it doesn't get 31 expendable rounds? Where does the one chambered go?

>>170139913
>Logic
>Video games
Go play ARMA you nerd

>tfw just got an m4 knight and a handcannon from DrakeMoon™

Crisp, clean strats boys. FN dragon lore for 1/5th its normal price is one step closer.

>>170139913
don't they chamber a new round after a reload

>>170140175
m0e pls go

>>170141094
did nate ask what website it was?

>>170142013
No, that was the end of the conversation. Still, exciting!

>>170139456
57 Silver Quartz that I still use today

>>170137481
ive been trying for 9 years now, and still nothing

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How come csgo doesn't have competitive seasons like good games do?

>>170144183
because everyone is greedy trying to suck up all the money before the bubble bursts

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>everytime i come online my friend goes offline

hmmmmm

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>>170144926
>friend just doesnt come online anymore
I wonder if he's alive still

>>170145168
Just remove them tbqh, depressing to still have them at that point

>>170139456
i got 2 UMP blaze a couple years back

AY Double U Pee or awp?
U Em Pee or ump?

>>170139456
I got dropped an Icarus Fell a month after it got released and sold it immediately for a nice karambit

>>170146281
awp and u-em-pee = reddit
Ay-double-you-pee and ump = us

Just got banned from steel's stream for making fun of people who pay real life money to talk in a chat

How the fuck are pros so fast? I have to slow demos down to 75% before I can even see what's going on during gun battles
How do I speed up

>>170147157
Autism and performance enhancing drugs

>>170146281
Ay-vee-pee
oomp

>>170147157
Test your reflex time.
If it's over 250ms on average after 5 tries you're fucked

>>170148072
This explains a lot about why I struggle with the awp

>>170148337
What are your results? I have 240ms on average and do pretty well with the awp.

>>170148396
252ms. I frequently miss shots because I cant time it right.

Obviously I need to work more on reflex than anything else. Only in the top 75th percentile on the test I tried.

>>170148505
humanbenchmark.com?
If so, that means you're better than 75% of people. That's actually pretty good.

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196 and i'm 28

>>170148572
>>170148607
Yeah, the info on the page threw me. That chart is far more accurate.
>The average (median) reaction time is 215 milliseconds, according to the data collected so far.

>>170148652
The statistics pages is actually worse. Has this gem. 30ms is completely unacceptable for a monitor, maybe a tv. Mine was cheapo and is sub 5ms
>30ms is currently a typical lag for a desktop/laptop.

>>170148652
I'd imagine the real median is closer to 230. A lot of people have averages of close to 100, which is impossible to achieve without cheating or very lucky guessing.

260 i don't believe either i thought it would be more like 150-200 desu

Alarm set for 4am. Hopefully we get a good match for the grand final

I'm looking for a specific frag movie, it's from css or csgo and features two insane deagle kills while running from b to mid doors on dust2 then a jumping jaun deag. Would love to see the clip again. So please help me out anons.

this is the best frag movie ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTELu9UFkME

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>>170148072
This is what I got
I get shit on in C+ so maybe it isn't reaction that's bad

I get around 200-220 on that site, and although I'm pretty good with AWP (global (prime)), I feel awfully slow in-game at times. Probably hesitating too much.

>final starting at 18:30 CET ((actual start time 19:00))
>Bo5
>wont be finished until midnight

Why are organizers so bad at picking timeslots? Don't they it's monday tomorrow?

>>170149659
An average of 217ms is fine, it's not pro level, but it's good. 300ms is the statistical average of drivers, but that is thrown off by old people driving, so average is probably closer to 250-270ms.

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Who LEM here?

I'm >>170088696

ded

anon with a shot on TACO they got a real good shot of winning this round now indeed
he got rid of FalleN
he's got rid of coldzera!
just when you thought they couldn't pull this one out of the bag anon goes 3 in 1

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why are ShittySkins so triggered by Western Anime?

all trolling aside... How real is the chance that FaZe wins this?

>>170155665
Vs who
If it's sk again then none

you havent been paying attention have you

>>170156587
asstralis

>>170151175
>tfw nobody mirin my brain muscles

https://twitter.com/TheNorthIsHere/status/838362843959406592

How do we make Steel happier

>>170161368
Just put that pos redditor out of his misery. 2 bullets in the back of his head.

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Now this is when it starts to get a little spicy bois. This- this clip bois I was injecting harrd. Bois I was on the fucking gia.

https://twitter.com/TeamVirtuspro/status/838328626827362304

>>170163248
lmao

they got on the gear for one tournament so their sponsorships wouldn't dry up and started talking smack only to fall right back into obscurity where they belong

>>170163383
What do you mean obscurity

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>>170161368
>How do we make Steel happier
Throw that Jew-Rat into the oven

Someone post the picture of Thorin being miserable in a corner whilst people are having fun on the analyst desk

You know the one

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>>170165421

>>170165630
someone should tweet that to him

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these niggas need to learn how to wear form fitting clothes my dudes

>>170165889
>thinking this hasn't been done hundreds of times

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>>170165630
>>170165827
Fantastic

>>170165889
>thinking he hasn't seen it

Come on son

>>170166075
todays his bday so its fine

>>170166203
https://twitter.com/MonteCristo/status/838406389110190080

>>170165630
>>170165889
>>170166203
Someone with photoshop skills should faceswap Sadokist with Thorin and tweet it to him :3

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meme

>>170166338
And change the number to say 34

>>170148572
I keep getting 209

anyway let's go time to FAZEUP bois

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>>170165827
i trim that edge off 'cause it will trigger thorins autism

>>170157506
the autistic danes will choke hard
niko will be top fragging, rain will be getting support kills, allu will be god/bot awper and carrygun is going to be elite level IGL for the entire BO5.

>>170166004
hey come on that's not nice to make fun of the disadvantaged like that

why ded thred

>>170167206
don't forget k1o with a minimum of 7 1v5 clutches

>6:30pm start in Poland.
>add pre-show bullshit.
>add inevitable ESL technical delays.
>add half time breaks, timeouts.
>add possibility of overtime for some of the maps played.
>add possibility of full 5 maps being played.
This could go well in to the morning. Buckle up gotards.

>>170167206
Rain has been completely useless this entire tournament.

jesus another hour until the game starts this is taking forever!

>>170168462
What are some other sports or competition with as volatile and unpredictable scheduling/game lengths as most esport titles, and perhaps CS:GO most of all

>>170169103
Dont forget the mandatory 20 minutes of delay and at least 2 technical timeouts within the first 5 rounds.

this is the last lan in like a whole month

hope it's a good final

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>>170169103
rub one out to smix

>>170169582
>>170169716
whos the blonde? i would eat hafus butthole desu

>>170169348
>Smix

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kAEoCHANYY

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>>170169837
I believe her name is behkuh/beccatilts

>>170169716
Me on the right

>>170153385
>>170153487
>>170153841
Why are you posting this other game in counter strike global offensive general?

>>170169348
Is Smix hosting the CS tournament today as well? Because she's doing SC2 right now

>>170171112
I think OJ has been doing Katowice. I prefer him too, he's way less robotic and awkward, even though he forgot Xyp9x's name

>>170171112
Nah we get that lanky spaz who wears sneakers with dress pants

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fapsy

Anyone know who's casting the final? I'd rather Andull and Semshit at this point if the alternative is an egg casting with that shrill whore

choking danes dropping hot here in a few

>>170172520
So what map does astralis veto? mirage or something? either way faze is going to have to play on maps they always veto.

Fuck it, putting my latest pay check on FaZe.

Im ready for Hardwell, just hope the crowd doesnt act cringy like when Deadmous performed at the internationals...

that shit was hard to watch

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>>170169348
dat ass

/csgog/ how are you feeling?

who is hardwell

I can't believe this hack actually gets paid for this.

>>170173207
Its so fucking hard to watch that Cringe-Fiesta...

I´ve been to Ultra Festival where he played the same set and it was unbelieveable, everybody went mental, jumped, fucking party to the max.

Esport events should stop inviting A-list DJ´s.

Who thought getting Hardwell to play at 6pm in the afternoon was a good idea. I'm not into techno but surely would suit being wasted at 1am after the show.

>>170173207
p. good man. drinking some tasty caffeine. getting ready to watch this BO5. Praying to god somehow DDK and black DDK have been sent in to cast even though it won't happen. Hoping to see some dope rounds.

jesus why do they keep doing this

it always just looks super fucking stiff and weird

>>170173306

Massive house DJ, voted Best DJ in The World a few years back. Weird choice to open a show with though.

>>170173498
Make some noise.

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>playing normie music for people who havent been outside since last time iem came to town

what an awkward crowd not even jamming out

>music sets at esports tournaments

this will never be a good idea, dunno why ESL keeps shoving this shit down our throats

Why don't they just invite a dadrock band to play a short set instead? Why do they think everyone who plays CS likes this shit? It's clearly not the case.

>>170173535
Sounds like shit.

>bringing a DJ to a fucking nerdfest who has never been to a club, music event
top kek

>>170173607
you can't expect autismos to drop their inhibitions and enjoy themselves in public.

Let's go.

>>170173629
>>170173602
>playing for a crowd that isn't drunk / high

Who's retarded idea was it to have a club music pre-show.
The people are there to watch 4 hours of cs.
>and you think they would spend any energy on this.

the only ones dancing are the cute girls in front

can the crowd see the wolves?

>only girls are brave enough to jam to the music

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pull the fucking plug

This isn't music nor does it take talent. This is something a retarded monkey could "play".

the band that came to iem ny last year i think was worse than this desu

>>170173607
well, to be fair, there's probably a bunch of chairs in most of the crowd so it's not like you can't move around well

>implying any of you would dance
Where the fuck would you dance? In your seat? There's no room for it, and nobody's intoxicated.

this is supposed to start in like seven minutes lol.

maybe just have the dj play something to have th guys come out for introduction and then the after party or the twitch one last night, you know, an appropriate time.

thanks esl

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so what is this shit

>>170173782
I'm not a right hemisphere pleb and even I know that electronic music is superior.

>>170173726
6pm in Poland. There should be enough drunk people in the crowd.

electronic music is shit, why do they keep forcing it

>>170173782
Cool, you should try it because that guy is rich as fuck and you're in your underwear waiting to watch people play video games

>>170173814
>having to be intoxicated to dance.

>that one muslim guy in the crowd pumping his arms
fucking based, what a guy

>>170173932
you don't have to be but in certainly helps

>>170173907
The gear on his mixing table is literally not plugged in mate

>>170173782
>>170173898
u guys are right why are they not playing northern scandinavian death metal??? i was born in le wrong generation!!

PUT EM DOWN PUT EM DOWN PUT EM DOWN

Just end it.

>>170173907
I'm not doing that because I have self-respect.

So who wins?

I just wanted CSGO to be played. We could be halfway into the first map by now...

fake stage confirmed

>>170174037
there is no reason to be triggered senpai

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"They still don't understand"

>>170174052
yeah thats the reason

reminder that esports are reddit

I don't like this script.

>>170173997
lol srsly? he's just pretending to play something over the house speakers?

what is worse, Hardwell, deadmau5 at TI 5 or Darude

cameraman is giving me aids

>>170173623

I've had the same thought about music and gaming/esports for a few years now. League and CSGO all seem to push the same terrible EDM style on everything. I don't know where it came from but it needs to die. But then when they do "rock" or whatever you end up with Imagine Dragons playing the League Worlds which is just as bad.

I then remembered that the vast bulk of people who are into watchng esports are far younger than me and have never developed an actual music taste. I came back to watching CSGO after years away from "gaming" but if I was some 19 year old who plays 6 hours a day and only watches streams of the game as well then this is the kind of shit I'd be listening to.

You don't want to be the one guy dancing when nobody else is, it's just kind of self inflicting cringe.

>>170174170
Darude was the best part about ti5 2bh

Faze 8 - 3 Astralis
HLTV confirmed

okay come on fuckers it's 12:30 already start the fucking game let's go go go go go go go go

FAZE OR ASTRALIS LADS

>>170174037
Does it look to you like people are enjoying this, you smackhead?

>>170174165
yes

>>170174256
fuck the autistic danes and the 12 year old faze fanbois but still faze is gonna win

>>170174228
Darude was at TI4 with Katie Kate

>>170174256
FAZE FOR ALLU

>>170174252

Everyone knew it wasn't actually gonna start at half past right? Starcraft ran to Game 7 and there's all the introductions etc to be done too.

>>170174394
oh yeah you're right m8
darude was the only good part about that shitfest TI

https://twitter.com/OfficialXizt/status/838441500514078720
https://twitter.com/ZeusCS_GO/status/838440932034883584
https://twitter.com/summit1g/status/838440563070414848
https://twitter.com/aizylife/status/838438440068911106
LMAO

>>170174252
Come back in an hour.

>>170174256
FAZE UP MY MAN

>>170174204
Bands like Metallica, Rolling Stones, Tool, etc play E3 events. Just get some fucking grammy nominated rock band from the latest year.

>tfw /csgog/ isn't going hard enough
feels bad

Hardwell is GOAT-tier DJ

I bet they paid him a lot of money for this set, just too bad they didn't save it for the afterparty or some other appropriate time

https://twitter.com/G2NBK/status/838442660897632257

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKYxaSZXKdU

This would probably get the crowd more hyped honestly. I just want CSGO to be played.

>>170174463
imagine being zeus and having to deal with 14 year old level entertainment at every event

>hardwell apologists
why
even in wub wub music he's nothing special

Oh man, just got here

Let me guess, DJ invited to an esport event and it's a complete disaster cringefest for the... billionth time?

this is so dumb

who thought this was a good idea

who is the kind of person who enjoys this?

>>170174705
At least this track has some character to it. It's menacing and memorable, compared to generic edm.

it's over

IT'S OVER THANK FUCK