/owg/ - Overwatch General

>>169487692
>Ana will never sit on my face and make me lick her asshole

widows scoped fire rate is retarded

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best girl
B E S T
G I R L

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Have a good day

>>169487692
FIRST FOR GAY NIGGER AIDS

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I want to thank my mercy.

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>Bastion gets buffs to both his sentry and turret modes
>Torbjorn's turret is still joke tier

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*tips feather*

>>169487909
Mei is supposed to be fat

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>>169487692
Jamison Fawkes!

>>169487830
Teasers for new heroes before Sombra all had the hero revealed the next week so if that happens again they should be on the PTR this week.

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>>169487812
It's not nearly as fast as it was on launch.
>Could body tap twice so fast headshots weren't necessary

>>169487975
Chubby.
Not fat.

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>>169487840
I've seen that art style before.

>>169488029
best we can do is remain cautiously optimistic, yup.

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>tfw no mercy gf to comfort me after a close loss

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I want to be WED in HOLY MATRIMONY with Lucio!

>>169487909
Unf

>>169488264
too edgy

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>>169488042
>>169487975

gotchu fambruh

Think of a hero
What is their search history?

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>>169487692

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>>169488079
>tfw no qt smug to hug

>>169488425
I want to punch her boob and then kick her in the gut so she goes BOOOIIING

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>>169488418
That is depressing/somber.

THIS is edgy.

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tfw want to play healslut but I don't trust anybody or be the teams punching bag

>>169488736
healsluts are a rotten cancer

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>>169488505
she's not smug, she's sad and delicate.

>>169488809

Yeah... You are not very good at hiding your biased points of view anon.

Perhaps >>>/pol/ will suit your tastes?

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>>169488875

uh...

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>>169488646
THIS is sensual

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Genji is built for breeding.

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>>169488875
???

>>169488875
Mods ban this wasteman for bringing up politics outside of /pol/ and shitposting

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Tomorrow

>Most susceptible to rape

1. Pharah - her hardass masculine military pride would not survive contact with a good dicking, it would utterly destroy her image and self-esteem, also, she is Muslim and would have to be honor-killed

2. Symmetra - she is an autist and would probably react badly to a dirty dick being shoved into her curryhole. Also will get honor-killed as a poo in loo

3. Tracer - is a carpet muncher so cock will traumatize her, hopefully it breaks that fucking slag's spirit, and leave her a crushed and hollowed out person

>least vulnerable to rape

1. Widowmaker - feels no emotions, she probably gets used as the Talon bicycle

2. Mercy - is already slut, any more would be like water on a duck

3. Zarya - is herself probably a rapist of men and women alike

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>>169489047
>Genji is built for breeding.
>No dick

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>I would take my bow against your rifle any day

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>>169488378
Imagine tying down Lucio and sucking his chocolate manlet dick while he shivers and shakes uncontrollably.

>>169489197
And then Hanzo went and shaved the sides of his head and got multiple piercings like some faggot.

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>>169489112

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>>169489126
Correction:
He is built to be bred.

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>>169489112
This copypaste is stale as fuck.

>>169489212
>Imagine tying down Lucio and sucking his chocolate manlet dick while he shivers and shakes uncontrollably.
Same but with Tracer

>>169487825

Pharah identifies as a man. She is often typecast by tumblrinas into a masculine character and role. Nothing about her is soft or appealing. She is turned into a man

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>>169489212
Imagine Lucio sweatily stealing a backstage grope session in between sets

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Winston, you want me to do WHAT?

>>169489402

Wear these orange pants and goggles and bend over

Lots of blooposting

>>169489402
robots dont feel shame, she would be happy to help

>>169489570
One day winston is going to go mental and rape tracer

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>>169489668

With what, his 2inch monkey dong?

>>169489746
Who has the biggest dick in OW?

>>169489746
exactly

>>169489887
Zenyatta

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>>169489887

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>>169489887
isn't it obvious

>yfw you will never hear Tracer call for Emily on her dying breath as you beat her to death like Elizabeth from Bioshock

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Why do so many noobs and retards play Bastion?

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>>169489352
Tumblr doesn't write the game.

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>>169490062
>protecting ducks
>from water

>>169489887
McCree is the longest.
Reyes is the thickest, and uncut.
Rein is the biggest.
Torbjorn's is an actual kickstand.
Jap ones are jap
Gorillas are 2inch

This can't be debated

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>>169490214

>>169489328
Tracer is white, though.

>>169489887
genji, mercy added some modifications to his cyborg body

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>>169489887

>>169490196
reinhardt isn't the smartest man, but he tries his best and just wants to make the world better

When are we getting the Season 4 anime opening?

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GIVE ME DOOMFIST KINO RIGHT NOW

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>>169490234

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>>169489352
> She is often typecast by tumblrinas into a masculine character and role.
And you seriously give a shit about what tumblrinas do?

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>>169490230
>McCree's revolver
>not long
B l a s p h e m y

>against compfag 6-stack every other qp match
>rest of my team is soloq sub-lv 100
Wish the next season would start so compfags fuck off

>>169490309
That image makes him seem like he has brain damage though. Like he was inside his house and saw the ducks walking in a drizzle and went outside to cover them.

>>169490438
Here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25IhfWRO4Rk

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>>169490672
I AM YOUR SHIELD!

>>169490672
>Like he was inside his house and saw the ducks walking in a drizzle and went outside to cover them.
you say that as if that isn't the cutest mental image ever.

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Do you think Tracer's ult could use a bit more range on it?

Which one wears the strap-on?

>>169490589
tracer obviously. she's the tomboy.

>>169490948
Yes, unless you tag a healer it's pointless on its own.

>>169490948
Neither, penis shaped things are not allowed in their house.

>>169490948
Either more range or a wider blast radius.

Have you seen Tracer? Obviously Emily doms her every night

who /doesn'thavethegamebutcomesforthewaifuposting/ here?

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>hey we need X character
>What? I don't want to switch, you play them

This happens in at least one in four matches, why do people refuse to play what's needed and refuse to switch? None of that "I don't know how to play that character/I'm not good with them" bullshit, you should know how to play each character equally as well to fit the situation

>>169491152
If anybody does this they need to either die or buy the game.

>>169491152
you and me both, brother

Battle.net says there's a maintenance planned for the 28th.
Probably nothing, but also, it can be something, and I hope it is.

>>169491234
You switch. YOU SWITCH

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ROADHOG RIDES AGAIN

>>169491234
It's alpha thing
You make other people adapt to your wishes, not adapt yourself

>>169491437
Bleeding like a stuck pig!

>>169491386
The PTR stuff should be going live then

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leaked concept art for doomfist

>Doing well in a game
>error 202
>can't reconnect
>repeat
Thanks Blizz, fucking bastards

>>169491692
I don't know why the people who hate this character don't want her to be the new hero.

If you hate her, wouldn't you relish the chance to get to shoot and kill her?

>>169491862
Because I don't want anybody to like her, I'd sacrifice being able to kill her for nobody being able to play her.

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sorry, Soundquake, but your body is now Anchora's

>>169491234
>switch to another hero
Doesn't really apply in QP if no one's playing as a team.

>>169490948
I just wish they would let her actually throw the damn thing

>>169491862
I really don't mind her, I'm just hype for the new hero/short/event/whatever it is. This content drought is killing me.

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>>169491234
>pick a healer
>someone picks a tank
>4 retards instalock DPS
>need another healer or tank
>ask one of the DPS to switch
>one of them is being a cunt about it
>the other 3 don't say anything at all
>round is about to start
>our only tank switches to 2nd healer

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McCree vomited all over the place again

>>169491862
No source but I think it was confirmed that she's not going to be a hero, but if she was she'd likely control some kind of mech/drone because she's 11

>>169491862
Shooting an eleven year old girl, even fictional and black, is morally abhorrent

>>169491234
Every time I try that, and switch to a healer, the team sucks donkey balls, so why even bother? This game really needs to be played with a proper premade group, but Blizzard just fuvking won't let us organize them...

>>169492513
Which is why it's so obvious she will not be in the game, and more importantly, also means anybody who freaked out that she would be is dumb.

>>169492484
The source was polygon. At first they reported Kaplan saying that she actually would be the hero and then one hour later came back and said Kaplan clarified she isn't the hero but will be involved with them.

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>that genji on your team that spends the entire match pursuing and fighting the other teams genji single handedly amd solo ults

Hanzo will be the gay man in Overwatch

>>169492792
no, thatll be either lucio or a new character altogether

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This is Hana Song, say something mean to her.

>>169492792
please no we have enough gay incest fanart already

>>169493072
Hana Song services old men using her lewd mouth live on stream for donations.

>>169493072
Your gun shoots really slow bullets.

>>169493072
Her wish to "nerf this" has been granted. More than once. Is that mean enough?

>>169492709
Based Kaplan bamboozling polygon again

>>169492618
>she will not be in the game
she will be though, shes gonna be the new payload

>>169488079
I want this to be a skin

>>169489000
THAT is gay.

AND BAD.

Post yfw
>Warihum qutuk
>Chikara ga minagitte kuru!
>Ryūjin no ken o kurae!

>>169491234
If i'm support and asking for a tank is that my fault for not switching

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>>169493072
small boobs

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Save robots from sexually aggressive gorillas!

>>169493072
This is no place for children.

>>169493378
wowee! loli! :DDDD
can we pretty pweeeeese have her ben a waifu? pweeeeeeease! :DDDDDDD

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>>169493607
はじめ!

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>>169493635
>resolution

I want to see her jump in that suit.

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Will this be Anchora or Athena's eventual body?

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>>169493607
and pray her grenade is on cooldown

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>>169493607

>>169493983
thatll be its ultimate called "final form"

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reminder that this is their canon relationship

If they ever "retire" a character, who do you think will be the first?

>>169494001
trancendence cant stop gook ultra giga nigga

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>>169493607
Nice try

>>169494063
you can't stop the fujoshi

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>>169494082
Old fucks like 76, Ana, Reinhardt, Toblerone

Would be replaced with a younger version that's exactly the same, most likely

>muh retirement

>>169493607
"Freeze! Don't move!"

>>169494082

Torb hopefully

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>>169494372

>>169493072
Do not bully my daughter.

Do people even try in Off Season or is it just a up to 20 min QP cancer match?

>>169494232
no, but there is one man who can eternally devastate them.

>>169494528
who

>>169494372
better hope he doesnt deflect your ultimate and use it against you

>>169494457
Fuck off, Jack.

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Hana is for DP

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>>169493901
Too bad you get hanzo

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>"Oh they'll probably push PTR to live during the off season so people have time to get used to it and placement matches aren't incredibly fucked"
>2 days until new comp season starts
>no sign of PTR being pushed to live before it
>no sign of PTR being changed so Bastion isn't S76 on steroids

>>169492012

Ugh, goddamn it.

But I guess they have to, since they don't have a regular black character.

would sparrow genji and hana be a thing?

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>>169493691
Who are YOU calling a child!?

>>169494724
You are a human, you survive through adaptation

>>169494771
In what sense?

>>169494695
fuck off gabriel

>>169494867
"you are only human"
Guess whos voice line this is.

>>169492012
she going to pilot it?

>>169494746
You don't play as the kid, you fucking dipshit. You play as her mecha. Robots cannot be crackers or niggers or spics or whatever, they are robots.

For every hour Blizzard does not give news, a Phara will die.

>>169494995
I don't want to play as a dirty clanker.

Fuck you.

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>>169494695
>>169494915
now kiss

>>169494867
yes, but you'll note the early homo sapiens that survived through adaptation - didn't have to survive against robots

>>169495138
And you know this... how?

Were you there?

>>169494724
Why being reasonnable when you can just YOLO?

>>169494995
>Robots cannot be crackers or niggers or spics or whatever, they are robots.
Fucking robo-racist. Robots can be whatever's in their hearts desire, check your privilege you stinky organic meatflesh.

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>>169495193
yes

>>169494724

>bastion
>viable

t. silver

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Remember that omnics don't deserve rights

>>169495316
Have you even played on the PTR with the new Bastion?

He's OP as fuck.

>>169495249
>2070s
>leftists think just because omnics were programmed to respond to despair with human emotions that theyre just like us
trump - jeb 2070!

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>>169495316
>gun has literally less spread than 76
>almost the same damage as 76
>you literally survive tracer pulse bombs, one of the easiest ways to break a Bastion nest
>self heal while escaping
>not viable

So, new to looking at that overbuff site, when the thing says you're in a certain percentile, does the number being higher or lower mean good or bad? Like, which is which here?

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>>169495373
Remember to stop being jealous

OMNIC RIGHTS MATTER!
OMNIC RIGHTS MATTER!
OMNIC RIGHTS MATTER!

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>>169494995
death to omniggers

>>169495373
this
Fuck omniggers

>>169495480
>tfw we'll never seem men with femomnics

Not progressive enough for blizzard I guess

>download the PTR to check out the new features
>server browser is almost nothing but boss battles, hide and seek, and 500%
oh no

>>169495486
Fuck off, tincan.

>>169495570
You want a way for men to get out of having to care for the best thing that can ever happen to him!?

Ugh I can't even

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Do you like new hero gallery?

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>>169495591
the only reason i'm looking forward to the server browser is so that it'll keep some of the mercy mains out of my comp teams

>>169494695
>>169494915
Children, language!

>>169495796
heck off, ana

>>169495769
That's not real.

>>169495769
Eh.

It's okay, I guess.

>>169495486
EMP activated

Why are bioniggers allowed to live? Omnics rule!

>all these dva mains that just hold down lmb the whole game

When I play her I'm using that fucking boost of cooldown, how can you not want to abuse that shit?

>>169495639
>>169495982
ya'll motherfuckas robo-rascis an sheit mayne, fuckin fleshy bringin the metalman down

>>169495846
Shove a bullet up your barrel.

>>169490948
>there will never be a short where widow assassinates tracer and emily in one shot
whats the point of living :\

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>>169495486
No.

>>169487963
I bet Chu loves this one

>>169495859
But it is, I just checked.

>>169496178
tumblr sure doesn't

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>>169496178
Speaking of Chu, another massive lore revelation.

>>169496178
back to tumblr

>>169495486
They matter. Omnics have the right to be recycled into scrap

>>169496290
>>169496354
Tumblr can go fuck themselves

>>169496317
He's completely clueless isn't he?

Hear me out
Omnics should live with humans in peace while an AI keeps both under control
BAM
No racism
Am I wrong?

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Can't wait for another Talon cinematic

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>>169492012
>face of a 5 year old
>height of a 12 year old
>chest of an 18 year old

some artist thought this was good

>>169496485
WOW, so Omnics have to be CONTROLLED by something else for there to be peace!?!?!

Do you hear yourself right now?

>>169496469
I say this not because I use tumblr but because of the retarded Mercy/Chu theory. Don't get me wrong I think the guy should be banned from using social media but am astounded that people think it could possibly be true.

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bloo live here

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>>169494174
Transcende stops all ults that are not instakill.
You can outdps it if you put enough damage, but the weeb alone even nanoboosted is not enough.

>>169496586
No
In fact, I cannot hear you either

>>169496481
I know, right, what fucking right does he have making a silly joke, why isn't he hard at work making /owg/'s fanfictions and crack-ships the true official lore of Overwatch?

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>>169496220
I liked that artstyle.
Cute Widow.

>>169495480
>Two blonde women in future London

Does not compute

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>>169496646
I'm glad they made her home someplace nice instead of Paris.

>>169496625
Chu breaks everything:part 4

>>169487975
No, she's not

>>169496765
Well, there's non-mexican and non-black Americans in the game.

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As long as you keep obsessing over ships Chu will keep getting away with doing nothing

>>169496681
Nano boosted Pharah Barrage actually can go through transcendence, but only if comboed with Graviton Surge, since she actually has to land the damned rockets

>>169496646
Looks nice

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How do I play as Sombra well? I really like running about, hacking people and teleporting the fuck away.

Hack tanks, kill healers.

That's it, right?

>>169490586
sauce? reverse image search comes up empty

>>169497216

Shake yo moneymaker

>>169497169
That depends way too much on rng.
Theoretically even not boosted Pharah can burst Transcendence.

19999/20000
DO YOU BELIEVE THIS SHIT?

>>169497116
He doesn't have to write anything serious in his private twitter. That's not his job
>>169497246
dmy-gfx

>>169496549
She's 12, and girls develop earlier than boys. And you must live in a place with a lot of little-titty women if you think she has an 18-year-old's tits.

And you're a pedophile if the first thing you do when look at a young girl is compare her chest size to older women's.

>>169497401
He's not writing anything serious for anything period

What have we had in the months since he took over the helm? A Lesbian Carol and that's it.

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>>169497242
Pretty much. Split their team with chip damage from behind, bait and get back to safety to help your team push. Also always keep a large health pack nearby hacked.

>>169497242
More or less. Try to use your hack whenever it's off cooldown, it's your primary way of contributing to your team's victory. And don't be too robotic with the way you use the translocator, remember you can use it to gain the high ground or throw it once you're behind enemy lines so you have more time to do your things. It can be risky, but sometimes it pays off.

>>169497216
HA-CHA-CHA-CHA-CHA-CHA-CHA!

>>169487826
plat: the image

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how is the hero and the cinematic still not leaked? what are the hackers doing?

>>169497519
Don't forget the generic illuminati thing

>>169497242
There is interview with №1 Sombra
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mO214WfPpUs

>>169497919
What hackers?

>>169497921
That's not gonna be a thing.

>>169497919
Hacking ur mom lul
t.hackers

>>169497919
Sombra leak was a fuck up directly from Blizzard, they seem to be pretty good at stopping external leaks

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>Sym players think it takes skill to hold down the left mouse button and jump around

>>169497926
Why do all these high skill players sound like insufferable "I don't care about anything lol" fuckboys with massive egos?

>>169495769
No, I fucking hate it.
It reminds me of YouTube around 2009 - 2012, constantly making visual changes to the layout for no fucking reason other than to keep things looking "new."
The old layout is perfectly fine. Stop it, Jeff.

>>169498164

How is it far that with some players you have to aim and with her you dont despite her doing just as much damage?

>>169498164
>plat players think it takes an unnecessary amount of skill to shoot a 200 hp target because she jumps and strafes more than everyone else
Stop calling this character overpowered pls

>>169498257
Because they are. There is a reason NA is completely irrelevant in everything.

>>169498303
I think it's just for freeing more place for new heroes.
There is a lot of empty space now

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>>169498164
>he can't aim at Symmetra with a hitscan hero
Why do you struggle?

>>169498417
Delusional.

>>169498360
I'm not saying she's overpowered, I'm just saying that she's made for people who can't aim for shit

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>>169498257
I think it's because they are young, entitled and play games that need twitchy gamestyles. They are not nerds, they are jocks.

Slower paced games, on the other hand, attract people who aren't as obnoxious.

>>169497919
Wasn't a video privately uploaded? I thought there was a trick to see private video thumbnails on youtube?

>>169498257
When you care too much you start tilting and making mistakes

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>>169498164
>sym players think they can out DPS a Junkrat who knows what aiming is

>>169498574
Oh I didn't mean you, it's just that every game I end up with low plats getting destroyed on 2CP and just assume she needs a nerf.

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Ana is best healer

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>>169498924

Why are Genji, Hanzo and Mcree players unanimously the worst?
I don't even mean skill I mean as people, the second they start talking you know they're going to be a shitter.

Meanwhile Reinhardts are generally chill.
Some of them are bad of course but most of the positive experiences I've had with other players have been with Reinhardt players.

What character stereotypes have you noticed?

>>169498924
Girls have it easy. Go to a con as a random geek, and you definitely won't be allowed to pose in a picture like that...

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is Tracer the most fun character to play?

>>169499024
Literally. Which is why she needs a nerf.

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>>169499230
Roadhog is pretty fun too

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>>169499181
>D.va
>Tracer
>thicc

get real kid

>>169499320

She doesnt though. She isnt OP, she is just a good hero. There isnt anything ridiculous about her like Roadhog and D.Va have been in the past.

If anything other characters need a slight buff.

>>169499202
>bro tier
Reinhardt
Zenyatta
Winston
Lucio
Zarya

>complete cunt tier
Mercy
Hanzo
Widowmaker
Genji
Roadhog
Tracer

>could go either way tier
everyone else

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>>169487692
Posting Chinese MEKA.

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>>169499202
Most offense players are league of legends refugees who bring their "I solo carry game" attitude with them

>>169499202
Healer mains in general but especially Mercy have a god-complex and probably post about people being toxic on reddit

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>>169495373
I'm sorry that you're weak as shit and let your bitch get CLANKED

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And Chinese MEKA Pilot!

Code Name: No Trace of the Wind

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>>169499504

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>>169499230
>love playing Tracer
>every time I do my ping shoots up to 100+

I wish I wasn't poor.

>>169499580
>>169495373

So far, virtually all of the human-omnic relationships we have seen are Male Omnic/human female

>>169499202
Reinhardt filters out anyone that doesn't have the patience of a fucking saint. The first thing to happen after almost every team fuckup is the reinhardt gets his shit pushed in. Mercys are always defensive retards. Lucios are usually cool and speed boost makes the game more fun for everyone. Hanzo and widowmaker players resent the idea that there might be something more to being good than point and click. Flankers want to believe they can 1v6 and don't understand that they are at the mercy of the team almost as much as reinhardt.

>>169499202

>McCree players

h-hey im really nice

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name my band

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>>169499693

>>169499965
Brazilian six stack

>>169499965
SPIDERAGONY, why do you even need to ask this?

>>169499202
Every Mercy I've ever seen in comp is a girl in a group with guys

>>169499965
couple of jews waiting for terry crews

so have we heard anything about season 4?
any changes to how rankings/placements work?

>>169499874
>Lucio and Reinhardt Main
I don't even feel bad when losing, I'm just here to help and get some lootboxes.

>>169499965
Hell warmed over

>>169497242
Hack tanks, kill tanks.
Healers if you have a decent opportunity.
safe beacon > invis > try kill > recall is suboptimal. you can dance around the enemy team and shit out damage and hacks. If you feel a team fight is coming, get high ground and rain steel from above, translocating to keep yourself hard to track and hit.
Hacking healthpacks is largely map-dependant and sometimes useless.
Never challenge other dps in a fair fight.
CALL OUT EMP AND USE IT WITH YOUR TEAM

>>169500165
They promised either a blog post or dev update (can't remember which but probably the latter), so I'd expect that to come really soon. Perhaps the same day as the new hero teaser if they want to discuss both things in one update.

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Currywurste are traditionally chopped up into smaller pieces. Can Rein not handle the big boys?

>>169497242
Put safe beacons on top of health kits so you can heal after a fight

>>169499202
If they're playing Hanzo or Genji, they're all but guaranteed to be a ten-year-old who screams memes over voice chat and swears constantly.

>>169499202
Most Lucio players just leave their health music on all game and pretend they're contributing anything positive to the team.
Most 76s are actually quite shit but are happy to harp on anyone not meta picking having a bad game.
Most roadhogs are really only there to collect their free guaranteed kill every 6 seconds because they know it enrages people playing heroes without broken kits.
There are quite a few genjis who will not only surprise you but carry the game solo on their shoulders.
If a person picks Torb regardless of map / attack or defence or KOTH they're trolling or just genuinely retarded.
Most anas seem to think they're a widowmaker with less DPS.
Most junkrats think they're carrying the game because they have gold damage from spamming LMB as much as possible

Is EMP even worth using? The way I figure: the enemy team can be coming to the point with something like Earthshatter, Nano Boost, and Tac Visor which we could attempt to fight off, but if I EMP them I just delayed their ult and the ensuing fight charged up the remaining team, so next fight potential begins with the enemy rushing to the point with 5-6 outs ready for an almost guaranteed take

>>169499202
Attack Symm/Torb in general: watches Zylbrad and shouts "boostioooooo xDDD" in chat

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>>169499024
I want to breed with her.

>>169499468
A healer should make killing another enemy harder, not impossible. Whenever I die after an enemy Ana comes help the guy I was fighting, the first thing I see is his/her healthbar immediately get full, meaning all my trouble was for nothing.
Not only that, she can heal more than Mercy while having a much easier time against flankers than Zen, because she has abilities that shut them down and a damage level almost on par with it. What's more, her grenade counters all healers (and specially Zen's ult, which really grinds my gears as a Zen main) and the only counter to a nanoboosted enemy is the sleep dart.
She's OP.

>>169499202
Genji mains are either worse than people who deliberately throw or better than a group of GMs.

Guess a hero by posting the age range of its primary players.

I'll go first: 9-12

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>>169500603

>>169500838
Genji

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>>169500838
Ana/Sombra/Rein/Pharrah

>>169500838
Genji

>>169500464
Time is important. if you did not emp they might have gotten that point earlier, leaving you with less time to do the same. Also EMP charges really fast.
But I feel you're mistaken about emp. Emp's point is to body the whole enemy team.

>>169500838
Reaper

>>169500838
Reaper

>>169489887
Torb, for his wife, getting fucked is actually more painful than giving birth.

>>169501112
>I have big plans for you

>>169500904
>>169500915
>>169500942
>>169500991
>>169501026
It was 76.

>>169500838
Bastion

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Am I retarded or are the particles/blast from Sombra's EMP much larger than its actual range? I feel like people that are clearly in the "blast area" can still use abilities.

>>169501218
COWADOOTY

>>169500904
that's 5-7

>>169501342
I was going to say reaper, but that's more in the 13-14 category.

Bastion is probably 6-8, though.

>>169501273
it requires los

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A TEAMFIGHT'S ABOUT TO START YOU MAGGOT

QUICK SOLDIER, SHOW ME YOUR TEAMFIGHT FACE BEFORE YOU GET SQUASHED BY SOMEONE'S BOOT

>>169499365
Why does he wear the mask?

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>on attack
>this happens

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>>169501581

>>169501590
He's an individual of overly-sized proportions.

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>>169501581