/owg/ - Overwatch General

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Everyday life of talon operatives

What SR did you end S3 with?

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How do i git gud with mcree?

I play fine, but when ult is ready i start to flank/position when this hero have 0 mobility and wasting time and getting rekt stupidly.

Shall i just use ult for 1 guys or ignore it? There is fucking too much shit countering mcree ult atm

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I need more Lucio memes in my life

>>169378626
Unless you got the okay from one of the team's tanks, don't bother using it for anything other than zoning.

>>169378626
get into character
yuo have to get a southern texas cowbow accent, grow a huge beard, drink straight bourbon before you play, and get a full costume - hat and everything
also you must listen to country music and use a horse for your method of transportation in your everyday life

>>169378626
Pick 76 instead. I used to be a good McMeme player. 65% avg accuracy and I think like 15% crit accuracy.

No reason to pick him right now. 76 does his same job but better.

>>169378626
>Shall i just use ult for 1 guys
Yep, expecting your deadeye to get a 6-man team kill every time you press q is a bit optimistic. Getting 1 or 2 kills from the high noon is good enough.

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>>169378523

>>169378801
God that skin could've been so good but instead, we get Dyke Tracer 2.0

>>169378626
Try doing what you just said but during the team fight also don't fan tracers stun headshot is guaranteed kill, same with baby dva

>maybe if we keep pushing in more new heroes they will forget the old ones are unbalanced mess

>>169378626
>Play custom match against AI (using character that can get head shots (in your case, McCree)
>Set match settings to only count head shots, and play in Skirmish mode so you don't need to worry about time limit
>Fill enemy team with Ana. Because she can't get headshots, she can't damage you.
>Set enemy AI to hard (so they'll move/dodge more, I guess)

>>169378861
Sombra overall could have been so good instead. Aesthetic design-wise I mean, in this case.

>>169378867
>baby dva
wat

>>169379056
newfriends call mech-less d.va baby or babby d.va

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Tell me about Roadhog. Why does he wear the mask?

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I love Hana.

so I installed overwatch on my PC but it fucked up during an update and now half my roster is unusable... do I have to reinstall??

>>169379242
Baby D.Va has been the term used since week 1.

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Why is Reaper so cute?

>>169379425
Fuck off

>>169379425
Why didn't you quit during install and start over to begin with?

>>169379249
the concentration of the oxygen in non-junktown locations burns his alveoli

>>169379242
>newfriends
calling her baby d.va is pretty widespread

>>169379476
If I pulled it off, would he die?

>>169379465
is that a yes?

Nth for Yandemei is best mei

>>169379570
probably

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>Enemy Zarya is imposible to hit, shields up at all times and beaming everyone to death
>Everytime I use her I can't even kill a Zen
How do I git gud using Zarya?

>>169379684
Bubbling other people is Zarya's most important job

>>169379623
He's a big guy.

>>169379684
don't use your shields proactively. always use it as a reaction. solider starts unloading in your face? wait just a second since you really have enough health. then start microwaving him and pop bubble

Uhhhhh when did Zenyatta become so GOOOOOOOD

>>169379841
zenyatta is like /b/, it was never good

>>169379841
Zenyatta became good when they made him less squishy months ago.

>>169379958
Fuck you

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Has Winston run out of peanut butter?

Who are the Top 3 sluts of Overwatch and why is it
McCree
Hanzo
Genji
in that order?

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>>169379841
Zenyatta becomes THE penultimate overwatch character. You just need to Hare Krishna and channel Vishnu.

>>169380002
No, that's from his trailer when he throws Reaper.

flesh D.Va > baby D.Va

>>169379242
i just call her hana song

>>169380117
So they only now decided to update the map to match the time line?

>>169380083
>McCree
>slut
For fucks sake, stop it already! McCree is innocent.

There is 0% chance this is in his kit, but it would be pretty great if Doomfist could smash walls
>Ability instantly breaks Mei walls
>Smashes through map walls that are less than 1meter thick (think chokepoints at King's Row and Hanamura for example), the wall holes stay open for ~10 seconds then repair with a Vishkar-esque hard light effect
>Anything thicker just deals damage a knockback AOE at the point of collision like when Winston lands

Now that would be some wild utility instead of just being Reinhardt But With Fists

>>169380203
It was like that since the trailer, where have you been?

>>169380262
>Smashes through map

I think this engine couldn't handle it without serious bugs

>Roadhog throws a hook within a mile of your location
>catches you despite going through a wall
>gets a kill
>this is skill

>>169380203
It was updated when the cinematic came out. Are you blind?

>>169380262
DUDE! If he could punch through Rein's shield, Winston's, Symm's, Mei's Wall, Zarya's bubbles that would destroy the stupid tank meta. I know they are changing Bastion so he can do that, but imagine a melee character doing that shit

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Blackwatch Pharah is about to get her performance review
yes, I know the timeline makes no sense

>>169380328
All the measurements in OW are in meters dumbass

>>169380091
he's a Buddhist, mate, not a hinduist

I ahve ser queston. why is a ll tumbler art I se eof the overwatch make people dad and mom to the otther charectrerd

>>169380428
whatever same thing, right?

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>tfw the enemy teams Lucio commends my Lucio solo healing and accuracy even though his team is clearly shafting me up the ass
ily bruh

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>Athena's VA is black
>has a West-African accent as confirmed by ow's voice director

Wake up, sheeple. It's obvious who the next toon is gonna be.

>>169380397
reaper's got HUGE hands, like what the fuck

>>169380552
Demoman?

>>169380565
It's his yaoi hands. He's about to let her down because he's interested in Jack.

>>169380565
Well he is black.

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>check the ptr forums
>apparently the bug from last patch that let d.va to be stuck in sky box after ejecting on eccopoint antarctica is now on every map on the ptr

Who do you believe is a virgin in the Overwatch cast?

you don't count, anon.

>>169380565
I know
all the characters are out of proportion one way or the other: hands sizes, ankles, etc
I might scale it down if it's too distracting

>>169379969
>neutering his balls
>good

>>169380397
incest is haram, anon

>>169380675
Hana

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>>169380675
Hana.

>>169380675
mccree, pharah, junkrat, mercy, bastion, symmetra

>>169380705
>150hp hero with a retardedly huge hitbox, no mobility or defensive abilities
>better

>>169380758
>>169380779
Hana Song services old men live on stream for donations.

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>>169380742
shiet, I didn't even start on the wincest ones

>>169380675
Canonly?

Well... Zenyatta for sure. Bastion.
Perhaps sombra, I don't think she would have a reason to get into a relationship.

And probably Ana. Honestly that seems about it.

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>People think the Omnic in middle is the next hero

Are people retarded lmao

Man, the engine of this game is busted in most weird ways.

>280 fps sitting in the main menu
>limit it to 230
>it drops to 180 instead
>put it back to 300
>it drops further to 130
Jesus.

Also the ingame drops are crazy, from 300 at points down to 200.

>>169380857
That thing isn't even a fucking omnic. It's some BDSM loving bitch strapped up to spider legs.

>>169380857
Didn't Jeff deconfirm it a couple of days ago?

>>169380845
this is al kinds of wrong

>>169380857
interesting UI they had back then

>>169380459
Why are you incapable of typing? Your computer tells you when you misspell something and your phone probably has autocorrect so there's no excuse for this.

>>169380845
Is this right? Can someone confirm?
Timeline speaking, when did Fareeha get her eye of horus tattoo?

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>>169380843
She's pure.

>>169380846
>Ana
>Virgin

Anon...are you fucking stupid or making a dumb joke?

>>169380552
>toon

>>169380880
Just cap your fps according to your monitor's refresh rate anon

>>169380997
Pharah got hers after becoming a soldier and after Ana "died"

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>>169380846
>Ana
>Virgin
Are you okay anon?

>>169380846
Ana has a child anon

>>169380997
after her mom 'died'

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>>169380675

Definately: Symmetra, Bastion, Zenyatta, Hanzo, Junkrat

50/50: Roadhog, Mercy, Sombra. Mei. Pharah, Winston, reaper, zarya, reinhart

Really Unlikely: Tracer, Widow, Genji, DVA, Mcree, lucio, soldier

Definately not: Torbjorn, Ana

>>169380758
>>169380779
>>169381004
>implying she's not getting rammed by gook fans after every stream and being fed their semen for breakfast
naive little anons, you

>be reaper
>Nothing personell behind enemy team
>get boosted by Ana
>DIE DIE DIEEEEEEEEEEEE
>wipe enemy team
>cap point
still lose

>>169381125
You have some problems my man.

>>169380846
Ana is literally the only character that is canonly confirmed not a virgin.

>>169381034
my input lag though.

I keep it at 200, seems stable enough. Could probably go higher but I'd need to get my ram to actually work at 3000mhz, it seems pretty important for Overwatch.

Or play at less than 1440p/100% render scale but fuck that.

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>>169381125
delet

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>>169379684
>The enemy team doesn't have a Junkrat

>>169381020
>>169381059
>>169381070
Fug I meant Pharah.
My reasoning was that she seemed truly more dedicated to her missions than personal connections...

Up until recently. She's going to fuck some dick soon.

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>>169380857
Nobody believed that for a second. The first time I saw that image was exactly the same style of post this one is, implying that is the robot people are talking about is the spider lady and not the actual robot tank on the far right of this.

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>LITERALLY morning in EU
>Thread quality starts to decline.

Really gets those gears working.

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>tfw you're 90% of the time gold elims and damage in Mystery Heroes

>>169381171

It was confirmed Torbjorn has five to six kids and a wife.
Hes basically the most manliest swede around.

So what day next week is the char reveal?

I assumed tuesday was the 'Tease' but now this friday thing sounds more like the 'tease'

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>>169380218
Then explain this.

Why does Rein's shield ice up if Mei is spraying it if it doesn't make it more brittle or anything otherwise

>>169380857
Can some explain the reason why streetpig is green in this?

>>169381265
Oh right, I honestly forgot about that.

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>>169380218
innocent of what?

>>169381315
Because it's very early concept art.

>>169381278
We don't know, it could even not be next week for all we know, we just have to wait and see

>>169381315
Green is best.

>>169380675

The omnics, obviously. Winston almost certainly. Probably D.va and probably Symmetra. Everyone else has probably boned at some point.

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>>169381201
this
the only way to fix junkrat is either to remove him, remove zarya, remove the very concept of trashdamage or give him an ult that doesn't get nullified 90% of the time

>>169381201
Pharah is the same shit when it comes to Zarya tho. Maybe even worse.

>Black people in Overwatch

>>169381279
>>169381343
get rid of it NOW

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>>169381546
I have no idea what you're implying anon
:^)

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>>169381572
or what? McCree a slut. SLUT! That's how he got into overwatch in the firts place, and that's what his job was in deadlock

>>169381756
thanks doc

>>169381756
Can color blind people even see this?

>>169378745
You're not funny

>>169381756
Aha you know what it is
Every spliff I roll, I roll it big

>>169381789
I'll fucking kill you if you don't stop sullying McCree.

>>169378745
Forget getting into character, that's the patrician life. Don't forget cigars.

>>169379242
Literally since closed beta that shitters like you weren't allowed in
>>169378861
Peppermint one is really nice imo

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>>169381892
i'm not the done doing the sullying

>>169380467
>tfw dspstanky said I was a bretty gud Lucio when I played against him in s3

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>>169379242
>newfriends
U wat m8?

>Playing DVa
>Getting no damage on enemy in suit
>Get out of suit
>Get a 4 kill POTG

Eh. I don't think she's for me.

>>169382104
How about. Back the fuck off.

Leave McCree alone.

Hey /owg/ what do you think of the french actor?

>>169382261
Use your charge to bully squishies and isolate them for headshots

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>>169382281
i could but he's like a dog - always comes back

>>169382350
which one?

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someone said the bots in broken Numbani airport terminal were quadriplegic? Can anyone show proof?

>>169382350

Forget the link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VL8M_emPe7Q

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>>169382157
I would have eaten chicken tenders for a week, I'm jelly.

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>>169382432
ye

>>169382261
youre not a damage dealer idiot youre supposed to isolate a target and keep them out of the fight
you can fly up and basically sit on top of a widow or 76s head and they just have to fuck off
or rather they should just have to fuck off but at this point they can literally 1v1 you and win because hitscan damage output is absurd

>when you play lucio and get carried
>when you play lucio and carry

are there better feelings?

>Console player
>Head hurting
>Feel stressed out
>Play some OW
>Head hurts more
>I'm not doing well
>Vision blurry
>I fucking vomit all over my desk

A-and I thought this only happened when someone on my team chooses sombra

>>169380552

I doubt Athena would be a tank.

>>169382562
Rather, D.Va is absurdly shit right now.

>>169382432
>quadriplegic

Wrong word, anon. You're looking for quadrupedal. Quadriplegic means paralyzed and unable to move any of your four limbs. Quadrupedal just means that you use four limbs for locomotion.

>>169382602
>>Console player
Should be a bannable offense, fuck off faggot

s76 = Red Ranger
Reaper = Green Ranger
Ana = Yellow Ranger
Mercy = Pink Ranger
McCree = Black Ranger
Pharah = Blue Ranger

>>169382701
I intend to switch when I have time to build something that can run OW PC.

Also all my dumb friends are on xbone.

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>>169382701
Never! Consolefriends unite!

>>169379419
She's not real, faggot.

>>169382804


>Mouse and Keyboard is bad, PC players are cheating

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>>169381125
>gook fans
>implying she's not a property of the yakuza

>>169382759
Uh. Anon, no.

>Thunderbird Pharah: Red Ranger
>Dva: Yellow Ranger
>Lucio: Black Ranger


I dont care about the rest

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>>169382839
She's real in my heart. ;_;

>>169382905
>phara as red ranger
>not zarya - an actual commie

>>169382804
I was ok with consolefriends until you guys were basically forced to not use mouse and shit.

Now you're just shit.

>>169382898
>Slight view of a nipple
Reported ;)

>>169382628
thats not really the issue cause they can do that to every tank, dva just loses her entire niche when she cant take 1v1s vs the characters shes supposed to be bullying out
and stuns dont help either, like shed be really good at zoning out a high ground ana if sleep dart wasnt a fucking thing

>>169382780
>having friends
Why can't normalfags fuck off
>>169382804
>use aim assist
>still miss

>>169382432
>not making the spoon have the spikes to look like a real cyborg ninja

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>>169382905
I'm going by MMPR

Red Ranger = Leader
Green Ranger = Villain turned bad ass second leader
Blue and Black Ranger = sidekick male
Pink and Yellow = (hot) sidekick female

>we'll never see Amy Jo Johnson in a mercy costume

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>>169382886
But I play on PC and Console, anon! My friends don't play on PC and there's nothing I can do about that! No shame either!

>>169383002
My aim is fine, anon!

>>169383151
>DANGIT RON PAUL IN /OWG/ NOW

YOU GUYS JUST KEEP SPREADING! GET OUT OF HERE! GET OUT OF /AOG/! GET OUT OF /TESG/! GET BACK TO YOUR FUCKING GENERAL!!!!

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>it's a your team of chimpanzees can't kill a single flanking symmetra episode

>>169383253
Pharah is more effective against Sym anyway

>>169382759
you can't have a spic be the green ranger who is also the white ranger, it just doesn't make sense

>>169383253
>seeing sym
>ever

t. silver

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>watching power rangers as a kid
>when this existed

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>console players

>>169383680
born in 2000s detectedm

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>Solo queue quick play Anubis B on Attack

>>169383750
96, I forget when I watched it but I remember by then it was probably just reruns

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>>169383680

The power rangers looked like this when I watched it.

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>>169383723
ikr :^)

I think I just met the worst Sombra player (might be pleonasm) I've ever seen in this game.
She spent all the game trying to kill their Hanzo.
She got killed every single time.

>>169384189
when do the "sombra buffs when" posts start

>>169383680
Why not just watch both? Not everything in life is "only one or the other" anon

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>>169384420
Uhh that dva

>releasing another tank in a tank meta
Doomfist better counter every single tank

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I HAVE A DREAM !

>>169384420
>feet

Fucking gross

has anything of interest been datamined from the PTR recently?

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>>169384614

OMNIC HISTORY MONTH WHEN?!

ALSO DONT FORGET THE 10 million OMNICS THAT GOT MURDERED!

>>169383680
Bruh I was watching Power Rangers when you were still a fetus.

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Who /golden revolver/ here?

>>169384610
They are not a problem except for Rein. You need someone to counter Ana.

>>169384735
>not gold with Scrooge skin

>>169384706
>yfw Bastion becomes the Malcolm X of the omnic world

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Where did the fist go? Doomfist here boy?

What do we actually transport now?

>>169383680
what the hell is this? maybe i'm just too old

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>>169384656
New skin when

>>169384815
The gauntlet was never in the musuem, it was in the payload, which is broken now

>>169384886
When you buy more loot boxes.

>>169384934
There was a holographic image of the gauntlet before.

>>169384842
a cheap power rangers rip off involving robo monkeys

>>169383680
>this
>1993

Try again, buddy. Is this bait or are you genuinely underage?

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>>169384934
>been playing for 3 hours straight
>not once been put on Numbani
GOD DAMNIT BLIZZARD I JUST WANNA SEE IT ONCE

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>>169381205
Not yet.

>>169385047
Go join a custom server, I was on one where you could explore without the enemies killing you.

>>169385047
you won't see it anyway.
PTR only

What do you do against 3 Roadhogs in Mystery Heroes?

That's right. Nothing.

Kimberly sure was hot...what a milf

>>169385142
Pharah

>>169384610
%hp damage baby

>>169383680
This shit aired from 2004 to 2006. >>169384984 called it, we have ourselves an underageb&.

>shoot Mei in the face as torb a few times
>I get frozen
>she ice cubes
>pops out bad headshots me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCxtaKDw3YE

blast from the past

I literally cannot play Mercy because as soon as I hear the click-clack of her heels, I instantly become ragingly erect and have to stop playing

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>>169385363
Why would you post that?

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>>169385482
That's lewd anon.
You do not lewd healers.

>>169385483
because why not

>>169385482
I know that feel. ur mum gives me the same reaction.

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>>169385557
#rekt

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>>169385510
Blizzard knows what they're doing

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>>169385482
Where does it hurt?

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>>169385735

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>>169385313

>>169385142
Hope your team gets Sombras

>>169385709
>Mercy will never ask this and massage your balls after Pharah grabbed and squeezed them and said you are not going anywhere

why live

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>It's a "Symmetra's beam can kill your through solid objects" episode

>>169385482
I thought I was the only one.

As a 5 healer team we have been plowing through people left and right

>blooposter hour

>>169386209
t. bronze

>>169386209

>5 healer team
>there are only 4 healers

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>>169386231

yep!

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>>169385482
gotchu covered, man.

>>169385834

>Shitheads who stand perfectly still as Mei

They deserve worse.

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>>169386085
You're going to come
You're going to come with me

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I fixed the waifu.

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This is the level of competitive tournament play.

>>169386437
What have you done

>>169386437

wtf I love spiders now

>>169386437
You made her look so boring

>>169386437
Blue or riot

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>>169386503
I purified her.

>>169386561
>>169386587
kys yourselves

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yesterday some anon asked for some lucio tips so i wrote an extremely basic lucio guide. is there any interest for a more in depth one?

>Mercy will never shit your cum out
Why live

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>decide to do 1v1 out of boredom
>pharah vs pharah
>perfect the enemy in the first few seconds
>he leaves

>>169386256
Nah I'm diamond.

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THE AWOO HUNTS FOR ITS PREY!

>>169386616
why should we trust you

Is Reaper the most balanced?

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>>169386946
No that's Torbjorn

>>169387028
This skin when

>>169386783

2hu cosplay, when?

>>169386946
no but the one thing he has doesnt matter anymore

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>>169386873
right i better repost my little blurp:
1v1:
move on the X rather than the Y axis and try to creep along the Z axis very slowly if you're not already in the targets face (which you should be). also try to use the walls at all fucking times and the cross-fade as speed control to make your position less calculable.
use any and all damage sources you can come up with (melee and boop).
don't engage in a 1 on 1 if it's not necessary basically don't overestimate yourself. you can kill an average mccree, widow and hanzo if the skill gap between you and the enemy is high enough.

other stuff:
-play taxi if possible
-stick with your team and keep the number of people affected by your aura high. don't go crazy with the aggro lucio stuff (i know it's fun as fuck but it's so high risk high reward it's really a qp kind of playstyle)
-don't focus on boops all game. if you see a boop opportunity and you feel like you could go for it then go for it but don't sit in a corner all game going for boops (also when you go for it try to hit the enemies either from behind or perpendicular to their running direction, furthermore their weight matters)
-learn the wallriding rules

Part 1/?

Would McCree be viable if using his ult made his move speed double?

>>169386613
>kill yourself yourselves

Guise I'm autistic and I identify as Symmetra. However Symmetra is shit. What do I do

I heard she is decent on some few points in game, what are those

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>>169386467
He was at like no health, all they had to do was just hit him with a light breeze from M1. But instead they had to go for the sick headshots and miss every single one.

>>169386946
Hell no, his range is awful

>>169387183
mccree would be more viable if his ult wasn't just a bad solider ult

>>169387183
hes more than viable already
hes just less overpowered than 76 so when you run only one hitscan you pick 76
double hitscan is a very real thing

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ROADHOG RIDES AGAIN

>>169387247
>However Symmetra is shit.
who started this meme

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QUICK! ANA JUST NANO-BOOSTED YOU AND THE WHOLE ENEMY TEAM IS RIGHT INFRONT OF YOU, POST YFW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVL7r-I_fWY

>>169387367
ur mum

>>169386467
is that pro mei?

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>>169387367
Remove this fat piece of shit from the game. One hit kills is not fun game design.

>>169387530
but stylosa once told me that it's to punish bad positioning

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>>169387438
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQ7PnyySjYE

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how do i kill heads as norman bdsm blueberry

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>>169387438
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsOlT-q89f0

>>169386659
This game is full of one hit kos

>>169383978
>Q
>LSHIFT
>E

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>>169387820
>life-sized bloo fuckdoll

oh god

>>169387940
exactly my point, retard

>>169387438
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcZJoXyq0c8

widowmaker is a SLUT, a SLUT

>>169387820
>put crosshair on enemy head
>press m1
>listen to hon hon lines

>he goes on the PTR to play torbjörn on defense

>>169387820

Flick the mouse at the enemy and click until it just lands on heads.

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https://twitter.com/hollings_chloe/status/832313764494077952
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH OH FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK


NEW ANIMATED STUFF WITH BLOO

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>>169387438
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=havhaDYh0Sc

>>169387356
Yeah Mcree is super viable with his 10 second cool down on his shit fladhbang. He's not just a super cheap solider that won't be better than buffed Bastion

>>169388327
Just some talon stuff regarding the new hero and shitstorm at numbani, more news at 9

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>>169388327

Well, talon confirmed for stealing the gauntlet.

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>>169388327
I thought you were linking something new

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>>169387438

>>169388460
>team rocket is finally getting shit done
kinda hard to believe desu

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>tfw you play in the same bracket as girl gamers, 13 year old boys and 45 year old men with crying babies in the background

God damn I am truly shit at this game.

>5 consecutive matches where 2 people insta-lock on Genji and Hanzo.
Guess how many times I won today.

>>169389054
twice

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>>169388460
Ouh la la

Where can I look for good overwatch gay porn?

/y/ is in shambles because of the fucking pedo poster.

>>169388773
me too friend, me too

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>>169387438
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w50zQ67D6wY

>>169389219
What are you, fucking gay?

You have just been assigned as casting director of the Overwatch live action film. Assuming Blizzard will spare no expense, which major Hollywood actors would you cast and in which role?
Hard mode: Live action and/or practical effects for Winston, Bastion, and Zenyatta with little-to-no CGI

Eva Green as Widow

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>>169378409

>Lucio is Brazilian
>Doesn't speak a word of Portuguese
>Is literally just happy black guy

>Torbjorn is Swedish
>Doesn't speak a word of Swedish

>Reinhardt is German
>Only word uttered in german is currywurst and lederhosen

>Zenyatta is Tibetan
>Doesn't speak a word in Standard Tibetan

>Winston lives and is from Gibraltar
>Doesn't speak a word of Llanito

This will never not annoy me for how much the game tries to be a multicultural visage but falls flat on its face on this point.

>>169389543
Keanu Reeves as Genji.

>>169389380
Gee anon, that's some wild accusation you've got going on there.

>>169389589
>Torbjorn is Swedish
>Doesn't speak a word of Arabic either

>>169389543
Danny Trejo as Sombra

>>169389589
Winston's from the moon, senpai

>>169389543
>Eva Green as Widow

I'd bet she'd show tits during the first 5 minutes of her screen time.

>>169389839
>Winston is from the moon
>doesn't speak a word of moonese

>>169389839
Then he should speak moonish.

>>169389886
>>169389907
He does
in the Jap dub

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>>169387438
>20 shots, one kill..

>>169389589
I'm from Spain and this is the first time I'm hearing about llanito. I guess you learn something new every day.

>>169389714
Torbjörn is clearly a racist sweden democrat that has a swedish only family and too many children

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CINEMATIC WHEN

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>>169389959

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>on the ptr
>say "HOLY SHIT THE NEW HERO IS HERE RESTART THE GAME TO UPDATE"
>see people disconnecting

>rewinding while nanoboosted doesn't remove nanoboost

MUH IMMERSION

>3v3
>vs ana roadhog 76 trio
>get put with duo of hanzo and torb

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>>169390106
That's dastardly

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What if Doomfist is voiced by MC Ride?

>>169390390
have a sad cum bb

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>>169389543
Young Clint Eastwood as McCree
Old Clint Eastwood as Soldier 76
Maisie Williams as Tracer

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>>169390834
>Maisie Williams as Tracer