/palg/ - Paladins General

L.Shift movement master race

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maeve > ying forever and always

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>>167781093
FUCK YOU

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who /bestboy/ here?

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Buck is my husband

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>>167781358
>not starting with Maeve
Shitty OP, I'll cut your ballsack!

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I wanna go fast

Maeve is a canon slut! A CANON SLUT!

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Sakuya skin for Maeve when?

>>167781426
>we won't get one of these for Maeve
This is despair!

>>167778097
South America

Playing at 120 - 150 ping is okay for me desu

It's better than the HUEHUE servers with 200 ping and absolutely no one trying to do the objective, instead spending all the game trying to get the top play

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>>167781568
i would threaten you, but my knightly honor forbits that (but not beating the shit taste out of you)

>use my chicken ult on like 4 guys
>everybody just sort of hangs back instead of attack

it wasnt surprising when they started yelling at each other in hue and broken english post-game

e-wall when?

>>167781904
Never, because then we'd be China.

>>167781805
No, she only does it for money even though she hates it!

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Well am I making haste or could it be haste is making me
What's a Burn card but a thing to help kill Skye or Kinessa or Ying or Pip or Evie
I gotta go faster
Keep up the pace
Just to stay in the meta race

I could go supersonic
The problem's chronic
Tell me does life exist beyond it
When I need to sate
I just accelerate
Into the realm of champions
Into the rea yah yah yah yah yah yah yelm

>>167781805
Hey you'll at least get porn of her

>>167782080
Was it autism ?

>>167781806
How the fuck do you even have 200 ping in hue servers?

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Reminder to put on your Forehead Protector and blast your favorite Naruto Shippuden openings on repeat when you play NarutoGirl.

is fernando op? no bait here i just think hes a bit over the average

>>167782381
A little. I was also playing Tony Hawk Proskater 2.

>>167783178
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFNQhmDLjTk&list=PLkmI-08HRKr70_6Yl_S86ll1_M-qRwPKQ

Am I doing it right?

>>167782789
don't even know that well

apparently my internet gets a better connection from Miami than from Brazil

My lowest ping on Brazil is the regular ping I get in NA (around 120 - 150)

And my lowest ping on NA was a 98 - 102 for a whole match

Game is still fun tho, never noticed any substantial lag

>>167783459
Nope, Fernando can get easily destroyed if you kill the supp first, his movement options are really weak

Ruckus tho

>>167783459
no, he's b tier

>>167783596
>Bleach was pretty much forced to end, both the Manga and the Anime.

I wonder what Tite's gonna do now? Quit mangaku or finish Zombie Powder?

>>167783596
No, that's how you do it :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHdV2wa86BI

tfw no biker champion

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WOW i missed these long matches that didn't end in steamrolls in either side

>>167782080
does maeve like anal, vaginal, or double most

People who spam i need healing and run away from my totem deserve to die

>>167784484
DON'T SEXUALIZE THE LITTLE GIRL

>>167784529
I once had a drogoz swear at me and call me names like idiot and moron for not healing him as grohk rofl

>>167784484
>>167784790
Anal.

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Did they just stealth delete wormhole?

>>167784971
No.
But they switched Skye's 50% cd lowering card on kill with a shitty garbage 28% cc reduc card.

>>167691376
pip can p. much 100% guarantee 1 kill from a solo ult
it's never not worth it

>>167784484
She has pink hair.
Anal 100%

>>167785054
>>167784971
Visual bug, they mixed up the art and description for the season 1 replacements. The cards still work as before, just the description is wrong.

>>167784484
triple

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How do I play the qt Garbage bin queen?
Should I just give up and learn how to use Maeve?

>>167784971

low rez fucked up and probably forgot to take out the images from the new cards replacing the legendary ones

>>167785283
She's garbo.

Don't bother.

>>167784971
>>167785235
https://twitter.com/HiRezDrybear/status/829391386281725958

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>>167781767
Soon

>>167785464
Saddening, she is rather pretty.
Time to learn how to play Maeve then.

>>167785283
She's outshined by Maeve in pretty all the important areas like slutness and sexyness.

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>>167781358
GLORY TO THE BEST BOY

>>167784940
The most insane one i got yet is a Torvald complaining i wasnt healing his barrier

>>167785471
>>167784971

REMINDER

This means when season 1 comes out you will need to unlock cards like wormhole all over again.They're going to be turned into legendaries and they can't let players have those cards so easily

>>167783459
He used to be, but he got nerfed into oblivion. He's still pretty good though.

>>167785283
You play with her like you would play most flanks

Fucking the enemy's kinessa / sha lin / character that needs to be far from the game itself

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>enemy BK starts ult
>press F and walk forward
>zap BK to death
>zap Makoa to death
>win match

Grohk is new meta.
I wasn't actually at 600 ping during the game.

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Is the crystals quest a one time thing or is it weekly?

>>167786141
I think it's a one-time-only thing, unless it shows up again next month/week.

>>167784482
It's the magic of that Valentine Staff.
Your Maeve was an absolute shit, and so was enemy's Ying.

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Maeve isn't overpowe..

not sure why it isn't showing obj time

>>167786016
They said legendaries would be given at champion masteries though. And the last at 4 or 5.

>>167786141
maybe once per pve event

>>167785091
Solo ulting the enemy frontliner is a perfectly acceptable practice.

>>167786389
The in-game stat records never showed objective time. It's one of those bugs they just decided to not fix. Ever.

>>167786429
They got rid of that mate, keep up

>>167786389
Average damage and the fucking BK did more than you. What is this meant to be proving?

>>167786103
>No Heartthrob Staff
And you dare to speak about meta.
Great job, maybe Grohk is really good, just like the guys from Burrito say.

>>167786619
He's fellating his K/D ratio, I think.

>>167785637
>French Maid Maeve

It was inevitable and glorious.

>>167786707
>>167786707
>maybe Grohk is really good
I don't know how else to explain it dude. I have a 70% winrate with him and a 30% winrate with the other supports.

How do I enjoy the game if I suck? Even fags level 1 can outdamage me

>>167787191
I mean, Grohk is pretty bulky, deals good damage, has invincibility frames, and once you get the teammates that understand that you have to stay near the totem to get healed you can fuck enemy up pretty easily.

>>167787502
Play support or frontline.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4f2L576O3_0
GOOD NIGHT

>>167786086

While having the worst mobility options in order to get to that character.

Maeve throws Skye's current situation into such stark relief that I can't imagine that HiRez can continue to ignore just how bad she is compared to the rest of the flank cast

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>>167788135

>>167785637
>tfw turning urchins into productive members of society is one of my secret fetishes
H-how did you know

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>it's an "androxus thinks he can 1v1 maeve on the ground" episode

>>167788135
What a bitch.

How can anyone like her?

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>>167787556
>>167787191
>>167786707
>>167786103

I've been saying for ages that Grohk is a solid offensive-leaning support that frontliners love to have.

They only had to listen.

>>167788340
muh kyoot lahlee

>>167788272
Why did you add a picture of Mal'Damba to this post?

>>167788135
What a noob sha lin.
Just fucking stun her, jesus christ.

>>167788647
She had resilience 3.

>>167788947

You mean she had resilience :3

>>167788947
She has 1.8k health, no excuses.

>>167788340
fun gameplay
remember
this is in fact
a game

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>>167789068

>>167789096
Resilience is pretty good for Maeve and Evie though.

>>167787556
>>167788412
This
If his ulty wasn't hot garbage he would be god tier

>>167789417
Especially after the haven nerf.

I'm not very familiar with Hi-Rez's chest model.

Will things like Ying's genie and Viktor's green stay indefinitely since they're not tied to any seasonal event?

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reminder that you aren't a true maeve player unless you spam PURRFECT at every opportunity

>>167788135
You know this is going to be an intro for a SFM porn where she dives on him and fucks him, and it'll clip back and forth from point of views where she can she him but he can't see her.

>>167790371
I want Maeve to purrr in my ears!

>>167790376
You just know no one is going to waste their time putting that much effort into anything for this game :)

>>167790376
in that case you could say his sight failed him

>>167790069
Smite's chests are limited time ranging from 24 hours to 30 days and are often unannounced until the day-of.

>>167790069
They'll all go away at some point, even the colossal chest is gonna go away, we just have no idea when woo!

>>167791972
>[VEW]

>>167790914
>tfw you realize that getting this would be more possible if Maeve was 100% furry
They are just very dedicated to making porn, man.

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MESS WITH THE RUCKUS, GET THE FUCKUS

>>167794090
[Bolt's sounds of dissapointment]

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MY NAMES BARIK, AND IM A HUGE FAGGIT

>>167794090
>>167794654
Go on.

>maeve
>okay character
>they ruin her with the fucking voice acting

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Maeve isn't overpowe..

>>167795958
>11k damage Sha Lin
What the actual fuck.
He got pissed because he didn't get Maeve, am I right?

>>167795958

>grover
>drogoz
>sha lin

1200 elo?

>>167795958
wow I got 200k as skye once haha

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>Get killed by Maeve
>Actually says nothing personal kid
sasuga high rez

>three flanks
>one's skye
>tries to snipe the enemy from across the fucking map
>the drogoz just gives up by the time the mid-match happens
>Torvald might as well not even have shields against a Vik and Drogoz with maxed Wrecker
I hate my life.

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MY NAMES SHALIN AND IM READY TO PUSH MY DICK FAR IN

>>167796271
>>167796268
Sha lin was having connection problems, he didn't play.

>>167796271
2k+ on guru.

>>167796383

Technically, she says:

"Nozhing purrsonel, kitten"


which, in my opinion, is the best spoken line in an online shooter since TF2

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MY NAMES YING AND IM GOING TO SUCK YOUR DINGALING

its really hard to think of these

>play maeve
>payload is literally at the end
>5 seconds left to push it
>jump in alone to trigger overtime
>start jumping like a retard and mashing m1
>quadra kill
>victory

what a balanced character

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>>167797206
>my name is grover better bend over
>my name is maeve and I'll whip you in my cave
>my name is viktor let me show what my dick's for

DESU AWAITS YOU ALL

How to win PvE
>go to your champions screen
>click Bomb King
>make a new deck with Countdown 4 and nothing else
>queue for PvE
>buy Chronos 3
>go to either of the rooms to the side of the point
>spam Grumpies
>get your peasants to cap the point

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>>167797206
My names Buck and I'm here to fuck

>>167800424
How to win PvE
>Torvald
>Ruckus
>Ying
>Viktor
>Sha Lin

>tfw your team picked 4 flanks so you say FUCK THIS and pick the 5th flank

Still waiting for frontline to be a fun role instead of something people pick because they feel like it's required. They managed to do it with support, I'm sure they can do it again

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Evie build advice?

I've been going chronos, haven, kill to heal, and wrecker or cauterizer. Not sure if maybe life rip and nimble would be better than my current set up or not. Any advice?

>>167801492
Torvald could be fun if wrecker didn't wreck him.

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What burn cards are good on Muhkoa?

Is Veteran still shit?

>>167800424
Can confirm. Having a Kinessa on the roof because she's actually pretty good here helps too.

>>167801492
I hope they pull it off too.

>>167801861
When are you ever OUT of combat as a frontliner? Veteran's useless unless you're a sniper. And even then.

>>167801861
Kill to Heal also heals on Eliminations, right? So much better than Veteran.

>>167801501
If you dont have soar cd 4 and at least 2 in wormhole you are playing her wrong

for items, deft hands is best, you dont engage on FL ever unless they are low, wrecker is garbage. Kill to heal is good, chronos cant go wrong

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What am I doing wrong? Not healing enough?

>>167801861
Get chronos and hook some niggas yo

>>167801861
Chronos for more hooks or Morale Boost for more rage should probably be your main focus.

Veteran is still shit but recently had a price drop so it *might* just be viable now if you don't have a healer.

>>167803594
Considering there were no other healers? You were playing Pip.

>>167803594

Pip shouldn't be the only sup, he is more like a side sup

>>167803117
It used to be that if a Makoa didn't take health damage while bubbled, the game would consider him out of combat and by the time it finished he would essentially be back at full health thanks in part to the fact that in those days Veteran was bugged to give 4x the amount of healing it does now.

I'm not sure if this is still the case though.

>>167804089
Good luck with that, now that people take wrecker and know to go inside the bubble to make life miserable for the turtle.

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>>167803117
To be fair I have to retreat sometimes to heal my reptilian ass because there's either no healers on my team or they suck ass.

>>167803247
Well since I should be hooking fools and getting them ganked by my team I guess it makes more sense.

>>167803632
I've been saved a couple times by spinning out of the point before getting overwhelmed and waiting until my mates come back.
I think his ult already fills fast enough so I've only used chronos, but then again
>

>>167801220
>tfw you and the team pick 4 flanks but the last faggots picks something else

>>167801492
>sup
>fun
I guess if you are a sub bitch.

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>wait 15 minutes to play a match of competitive
>Guy get mad that I picked the champion he wanted
>he then types "nope xd" and just doesn't pick a character

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I don't think I can ever play anything other than Maeve ever again, everything about her is so insanely fun, nothing else can compare

these last 10 hours instalocking her in casual have been the most fun I've had with a video game in years

if she gets gutted in the next patch I'm gonna kill myself

>>167780957
You really should stop promoting that BR's site/you should stop promoting your site. They/(You) don't even play the fucking game.

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>>167805104
I know that feel, she's really cut above the rest.

>>167805104
>tfw she gets selected the attosecond the screen pops up
I'm probably not going to get to practice with her until the next character drops, at this rate.

>>167805378
memorize the position of her portrait on the selection screen
put your mouse over it after you press "ready"
mash your m1 button when there's only 1 or 2 people left to ready up

has worked 100% of the time for me today

>>167805182
lol

>>167805459

BE the last person to ready up

that's my secret tech

>>167805104
She's gonna get nerfed 100%, that's expected. Hope she doesn't officially become Skye 2.0 tier trash though

>>167805586
Why? She isn't op.

>>167805732
>>167805586

I can definitely be alright with her dagger damage being either toned down or made subject to some falloff.

If they touch her mobility, though, I'll go ballistic

>>167805989
falloff would make sense, to be honest
don't tell me a loli can throw daggers so hard they do the same damage at 300 yards as they do at 3

>>167806075
I didn't know lolis could make people blind nor run as fast as sanic either, they should remove that.

>>167783459
Don't listen to those other shitters, he's easily top tier FL

>>167806224
you obviously never tried to uuuhh hug one, they can do both of those things

>>167805989
Only if they put fallof and reduce the damage of that annoying ice bitch.

>>167806459
I never had any trouble with Evie.

>>167805989
>>167806607
t.evie main

>>167806607
Are you either a FL player or only play against shitters?

>>167806806
I play a lot of Evie, but she is not the only champion i use.
>>167806806
The only FL i play a lot is Fernando, but i like going as Mal'damba and Ying. I do play against and with shitters.

Grover players, how's Maeve matches?

>teammate dies to kinessa once
>starts spamming chat "MAEVE KILL KINESSA, REPORT MAEVE, FUCKING NOOB"
>this continues for the entire match, other teammates join in
>match ends
>I have 3x as many kills as everyone else on the team, including the 2 DPS

every
fucking
time

>>167807975
I played a dozen matches as Maeve today.
Didn't play against a single Grover.

ded

Can someone share the smug Bomb King pic? I'm missing it.

>>167807975
She can drop squishier characters pretty quickly but Grovers got a little too much health for her to take on alone. Throw in the fact that cripple denies her a substantial part of her damage output and also her main method of escape. The only problem I've had is that she's pretty small and fast which can make consistently landing axes on her difficult.

>>167813291
Also, if the Grover has the damage reduction on Blossom use, the fight can hold out longer.

>>167813291
She can take on him 1vs1 just fine, but it generally takes much longer than what would be safe during a teamfight.

>>167809627
Fuck Kinessa

I used to think she was a weak pick but that's just because she's a shitter magnet

>>167814768
nah, she's a lot better now with all the buffs and you can do great against shitters, but she's just a tier above completely useless, not much different from Skye.

I'm supposed to be having fun but this new champion keeps kicking my ass.

>>167814992
>all the buffs

She hasn't been buffed for months

>>167804949
Do teens/kids play this game? Because other than [VEW] spam I don't ever see chat filled with retarded memes.

>>167817180
Get good with her counters cause you know she's gonna be in every game.

Pip and buck both have slows, more health, and better healing than Maeve.

Grover can disable her movement skills, out heal, and chase her with his vine. Plus he has a ton of health.

will they ever make kinessa good?
i really want them to fix the retarded hitboxes and increase her damage or something because it really doesnt feel like shes the menacing presence on the battlefield that she should be

>>167817787
When me and a friend were doing the PvE quest earlier today we ran into a Ruckus who put XD and other shit at the end of every sentence, didn't even know that the enemy team were bots or what PvE meant. It was kinda cute to be honest

>>167817847
I use the cards that boost the heal on nine lives and gives a heal on pounce, also life rip, I don't find an of those particulary troublesome and the majority of fights go to the most skilled or the one that gets help first.

>>167818239
fuck no. snipers are cancer in every game, she should not "be a menacing presence", she should be shitter bait and nothing more

besides, a good kinessa is already a nightmare if there's no dedicated flank to kill her, even more so if her team protects her so even flankers can't reach her

>>167817319

Yeah, but Skye was given a nice comfy grave instead.

2 questions: Does Wrecker help Torvald drain an enemy's shield faster with siphon? Does Maeve's ult work on bots?

>>167817319
When they improved her teleport and carbine they made her a lot more viable, now as a flanker I actually have to waste a cooldown or 2 to kill her and not just faceroll.

>>167818739
No wrecker only works with your auto attacks

No idea about the bots

>>167818239
>increase her damage
What? Killing champs in two shots isn't good enough, it needs to lowered to one?

Her main weakness is that her mobility skill is pretty slow to activate which means that if surprised, she can't immediately flee. She needs to stay aware of her surroundings and move preemptively. The issue is that most shitters have tunnel vision and are easily caught out (as they should be) making her look like a terrible character.

>>167818974
>No wrecker only works with your auto attacks
what about drogoz's barrage? have I been wasting my time taking wrecker this whole time

>>167818823
They put her teleport back to 10 seconds from the 12 that they temporarily nerfed it to and carbine now does less damage then it did before they added the mine bonus

>>167819081
>What? Killing champs in two shots isn't good enough, it needs to lowered to one?
I'm sure a lot of people don't realize that it's one of the best parts of Paladins.

>>167822087
I know I appreciate not being one-shotted by some asshole on the other side of the map. My main gripe about OW is that very thing.

>>167822253
I tried playing TF2 again, and it really sucked so much fun out of it. Walk forward, spy uncloaks, stabs, and recloaks so fast I get a killcam of nothing. Sniper can deny area against all classes if there's no really good flank route and/or your spies suck. I got so used to instant death being rare and telegraphed.

>>167822654
And that's why Pyros are a necessity. Because there's always some dillhole with a knife.

So what's the verdict on the French Wench?

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>New salvo
It's so stupid and I love it.

>>167824635
What's changed?

>>167824679
Gigantic radius buff, rockets fire much faster, also a slight damage buff I think. Great way to punish a team that groups together

>>167824679
>>167824834
Fire spit is still better by a country mile but it's fun to mess around with

>>167824098

Good, probably gonna get her damage numbers played with.

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>Tfw Skye is the Loki of Paladins now
>Tfw She will forever be garbage and useless against non-retarded players

>>167824927
I think the main thing about salvo at this point is that it's quick.
It's something you can do, flying out around a corner and then flying back, while with Fire Spit combo, you kind of have to stick around a bit to do it, or need to be up in their face.

>>167827193
Good.
It's time we removes thots from this game.

>>167827193
Just did the quest of playing PVE for 50 gems.
Can confirm, game is full of retarded players.
All is well.

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>get matched up with a Ruckus who plays him like a damage
>is nowhere near the payload
>yells at us and tells us "why am i the only one killing people???"
>i'm forced to run up alone and fight against 4 people on the other team because everyone else is screwing around
>yells at me and tells me i'm the reason we lost because i "didn't kill anyone"

There seriously should be an IQ test required to play this game.
It's so simple yet for some reason no one understands it.
Or at the very least a much more comprehensive tutorial that doesn't allow you to progress until you understand the lessons.

Skye is balanced, just has a very high skill ceiling and floor. If you've played a top 100 Skye then you know what I mean. In the right hands he's the best flank. All the flanks are hard to play other than Andro. They are weak if your bad or mediocre but if your a good player all the flanks rape. Exept for Maive who's broken OP.

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>>167828845

>>167817847
Can confirm that Pip is good at surviving against Maeve. Small hitbox makes him hard to hit and he has easier time shooting her becauase of slows and splash damage, is bulky + have a self heal, and good luck trying to hit him with those shitty knives if he's in weightless.

So I've already got 4 faggots that threw the games because they didn't get Maeve. Fuck this, I'm gonna play nothing but ranked next few days.
Also, I don't remember this shit happening with Torvald, are Maeve's fans a special snowflakes or my memory fails me?

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>>167829453

Torvald: goofy grey old man with a fucboi expression who fills a pseudo-frontliner role; has zero mobility

Maeve: plucky street urchin (female) with a french accent that almost perfectly embodies the highly mobile flanker archetype


It's not 4th-dimensional theoretical physics, my dude.

>>167828845
Ooh, so that's why we see a lot of Skyes in the tournaments. Oh wait, we don't.

She sucks, if you see a Skye own your team that just mean your team sucks balls(and that includes you).

>>167830729
>(female)
>implying

How is this game surviving?

>Play Maeve
>Have to hunt down the enemy Maeve and Ying or else my retarded teammates will keep dying to them
>They are guarded better than a master Kinessa
>The second I get near them I die to either the bomb king that guards them or Evie

I want to die

>>167833676
It's the free version of a game that costs $59.95.
Do you really need this explained?

>>167833749
Too bad, kitten

>skye in my team writing in all caps about how everyone in the team is useless
>check profile on paladins.guru
>last 7 games are all skye
>lost all of them

US/Canada only server when?

I'm tired of getting matched up with Mexishits who can't speak English and put 3 flanks on a team because their mestizo genes turned them into drooling retards.

Huehue Brazil even has their own server, there's no excuse why the US shouldn't have one.
I'm convinced this is the #1 problem surrounding the game right now.

>mfw people quit when they don't manage to pick maeve
>mfw I have never failed to instapick maeve

>>167834303
The problem is that Mexico is close to NA servers than hue ones, if you could choose both your languaje and your server this shit would be fixed easily

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>someone instapick Maeve like always
>I picked Grohk
>all other teammates decided to pick flanker for some reason
>go "fuck it" and changed to Andro
>of course we fucking lose
But we get to 3-3 though. Still, it was an awful game.

>>167780957
new thread
>>167826000

>>167835579
Very funny and original

>>167835579
good jokes mate se you at FUCKYOUJ

Is it wrong that I would want Maeve to look at least 10 years younger?

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>>167835857
Nope, perfectly normal.

>>167835130
Because Latin American Internet lines. Like Putting a Spanish server in Brazil for Spanish south Americans they will lag harder because the distance from there to Brazil is longer then there to us east.

>>167800424
idk man, for the 4x nando + pip I found drogoz/evie with master riding 3 quite effective, especially drogoz, when you just rush to the building overlooking their path and just spamming projectiles pre-emptively

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I fucking hate Ausie servers

>>167833676
It avoids the mistakes overwatch makes gamelan wise. Blizzard fubers balance hirez takes notes.

>>167835959
What are you queuing for? I had no problems finding casual and PvE games at about 10:00 this morning and I doubt they would be much worse at this time.

>>167836068
Casual. At 20+ minutes now.
Is there a downside to creating a new account? Im level 60 so maybe thats why im not getting games.

>>167836130
What's your ign m8?

>two games of PvE: 4 Nandos and a Pip with a teammate picking Maeve in a row
>tell them she's shit in this mode
>they don't change

flankbabies are retarded

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is maeve a loli futa?

>>167836231
Ebin :DDD

>>167836231
Yes. And but she has a very small feminine penis.
She has that coat because she feel insecure about it.

>>167836292
prove it

>>167822654
For me it's just spy relying on sheer luck to work because even if you play your cards right you still get outed easily.

He's useless against competent pubs, 6 or highlander men be abuse characters that function off others mistakes mostly don't work especially if the guy just wronged becomes very vengeful in a never again manner

>>167836343
I would but my drawfag skills are subpar.

why didn't anyone tell me that Torvald is this fun

>>167836504
He's no M'koa

How do I git gud with Maeve?
What is a good loadout?
What is the best kind of training to git gud with her?

>>167836935
Don't miss daggers.
I have pounce cooldown, heal on pounce and heal during prowl because that way I don't have to stop to heal. I'm sure there's a better deck if you can actually play her perfectly though.
Play more.

>>167837146
The deck I use is Extra HP, Heal on Prowl, Faster movement speed out of combat, heal on pounce, and cooldown for pounce, is this a good deck?

I'm still learning How to combo her pounce + daggers without missing.

>>167837326
>Extra HP
>on any character
>ever
waste. at most you absorb one low damage bullet

>>167837326
The combo is daggers + pounce + daggers.
I have one point in prowl speed and nine lives cooldown.

>>167837146
IF I COULD EVER GET TO PALY HER
Always insta locked before I even load in

>>167837326
>>167837407
With that said something like 1 second reveal is more useful if you're playing against skye.

>>167837426
See >>167834831
I just have my mouse positioned over where she is on the selection screen.

>>167836210
At least she didnt buy haven right?

>>167837383
But that could be the difference between life and death for low-hp champ.

Well something fucked up and I have no idea what. Was playing last night, decided to switch to TF2 with a friend for a while, then tried to reboot only for it to say access denied... EAC told me access denied when that entire day, hell, months beforehand, it was fine. I had not downloaded anything or had any other program running in the background aside the usual (skype because I'm a dumbfuck), let alone a cheat... but it is saying Access Denied.

Tried reinstalling, uninstalled TF2, but it's not working. Any thoughts?

>inb4 "don't cheat"
>inb4 kys
>inb4 delete system32

>>167837840
she did

I, solo Torvald, had to contend with 4 Nandos while Damage played rooftop grabass and Maeve occasionally dropped in for .5 seconds before being bodied by 4 fireballs.

>>167836504
Because everyone dismissed his kit before even playing him.

>>167838038
I could be. But so could a 1 second cooldown reduction on one of your abilities or CC reduction or a slight movement speed boost under some circumstances.
Most of the time though, unless you're aiming for a specific milestone (for example now being able to survive a skye ult when you would go 100 to 0 without it) hp cards aren't usually worthwhile.

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muh

>>167838115
Did you try reinstalling all the EAC bullshit?

>>167839068
I tried repairing it, but I was uncertain if I should do a complete wipe of it. I'll try that real quick and return with results --or lack thereof.

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>tfw finally get enough non-shitter teammates to win 5 Multi-Nando Melees

Torn between Tyrant Best "Dragon", Pip's Cocklauncher, or a Heartcrate that I want everything from except the Skyeshit.

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Why would any one buy illuminate and bulldozer on PvE? Jesus Christ how do these people even manage to live with their disabled brains?

>>167839068
Nope. That didn't work.

Hi Rez shouldn't make voicepacks unless they actually get a different actor and not just the old one fuckin up their voice.

>>167839998
At least we get different voicepack compared to a young Ana with a grandma's voice. disgusting.

>people still play Kinessa
>when best Frenchie exists

Most fun I've ever had in this game, bullying all the ranged old meta champs like Viktor.

>BARRAGE INCOMING
>good niiiiiiiight~

>>167840553
I still haven't gotten to play her even once. Insta picked every game

>>167840295
Kill yourself

>>167801501
Maybe it's situational but I've seen some of the best Evie's go master rider right at the start of a map in order to get into better flanking position or dismount enemies.

>>167840697
I kind of gave up and went back to Competitive myself after someone who was already rank 10 with her insta picked her. No point asking for the flavour of the week, it's going to be all out.

>>167781719
Oh? According to what?

>>167786542
It's so hard though. Everything changes so often and the information is all over the place.

>>167795919
You got a problem with French accents?

>>167841409
I've got a problem with bad forced french accents.

>>167841409
lol

>>167803293
I never have to reload mid combat as Evie though. Fights are too quick, either one of us is dead or I'm escaping before I run out of shots.

Okay! I fixed it, and it was a weird issue that tied back to TF2. Somehow... SOMEHOW, TF2 fucked up Steam. Bad. I basically had to delete everything to get it working again, but it's done.

>finally get maeve
>3-3
>"player disconnected"

It was against bots so I'll never know how bad I did

>>167841439
Oh that's fair. I don't hear enough of them to be able to tell the difference.

I really REALLY wanna fuck Skye in the heartbraker skin

>>167840953
I did the same
>tfw comp is full of lvl 4 gold Maeves that insta-lock even if they are last pick and team has no healer or tank

>>167840697
>>167805459

>>167842680
>insta-lock even if they are last pick
What?

>>167842840
They pick Maeve, and lock her immediately without even discussing their shitty decisions.

>>167842680
If you're last pick and the team has no healer or tank you're already doomed.

>>167842941
Most of the time you can switch with someone and actually get tank/supp.
But that would require one to not be completely retarded.

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>Playing against a Drogoz and a Viktor
>Flank, who in the end did half the damage of even the Support, mid game gives the simple command "Focus on Soldier!"
>I've no idea if this is someone who plays Overwatch, and wants us to focus on Viktor, or if he play TF2, and wants us to focus on Drogoz

>>167842796
I did that and still didn't get her lol

I hope they nerf Maeve into the ground. What the fuck is the purpose of the PTS if they this OP piece of shit in unchanged

>>167844301
click faster

>>167844301
wait until the last second to press join so everyone else thinks you won't

>>167844749
I was spamming with two hands how much faster can you click? Do I really need to make a macro for this shit? Absolutely ridiculous.

>>167844825
Maybe you're just playing on a potato, it was really never a problem for me.
I'm not even mashing the button I just click when I see the screen show up.

>>167844825
I don't mean mash faster, just click as soon as it becomes possible to click on it

I've been doing it all day and it has worked literally every time, maybe I just have lower ping or something

>>167844569
How is she OP?

>>167845884
Maybe because she does 2400 with a quick combo and can refresh to do it again OH I DONT KNOW

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>>167839643
To trigger people like you.

Got her once, someone doesn't select, and now I don't have her. I don't wanna play anything except maev help

How would you guys change the free champ selection? It attracts too many damage shitters as it is now. I would pick 2 champs in each category.
>Drogoz
>Viktor
>Fernando
>Barik
>Maldamba
>Pip
>Androxus
>Skye

Guess I'm done. Can't play against Maeve.

I'm a cut above ze rest!

>>167846351
switch pip with grover and i'm in

>>167846351
I'd pretty much agree with all those picks

Ying over Maldamba though because she is super easy to play and sneks kit might confuse new players

>>167846051
She is supposed to be able to kill squishies fast, but any tank can easily kill her, a Makoa can one shot her after a hook also she isn't as good as Evie against groups of players.

>>167846536
I guess you could say you cat out of luck

>>167846536
Poor kittten, I guess you weren't cut out for this world.

>>167846585
Purrfect!

>>167847590
That triggers my ASMR

>Evie can 2 shot most of the cast
>can get out of any situation by pressing Q and can become invulnerable for several seconds
>but Maeve is OP pls nerf!

>>167848171
>I can't dodge a slow moving projectile

>>167848794
point blank ;)
aim better, am I right planetbro?

>>167848897
>I cant kill the most fragile character point blank

>>167841038
She grew up on the streets.
How many dicks you think she had to nibble to get around?

It's only logical.

How do you loadout Maeve?

>>167848171
This. Evie still seems like a superior flank pick.

>>167848968
>It's only logical.
>Canon
?

>>167848963
A good Evie never commits to a fight she can always fly away and come back instantly while you are distracted and 1~2 shot you in the back.

>>167848968
She lured men into back alleys with her loli ways and robbed them.

>>167849064
Depends on how you want to play.

I like to go for the lowest cooldown on Nine Lives possible (On Edge 3-4 + buy Chronos at the start of every game) for frequent combos and easy escape plus Walk It Off+Savagery for extra healing.

You can also go for a pounce deck with Shred+Savagery+Scamper, go full mobility, etc, anything you want.

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>theese are the people that play pve

>>167850967
play in SEA and you get to play with based BK, me

>>167850967
>there are people that go into this without a BK on team

Humanity was a mistake.

>>167851063
>chalange
Also one of the cringiest shit I've ever read.

>>167804089
I'm pretty sure it still works like that, it's just that people learned to walk inside and kill you.

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>>167850967
>play pve
>full team insta buys bulldozer 3
>BULLDOZER
>maeve thinks shes a sniper
>nobody attempts to cap

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>>167851063
what

>play comp
>only decent games today are the ones without Maeve, because she's either dead weight on any team or people don't know how to kill her and it's a steamroll
Maeve was a mistake.

>>167836362
That's part of it too. Interacting with Spy is totally one-sided most of the time. Either you're dead quick or he's dead/gone quick.

>>167852676
Bulldozer and Haven.

>>167851063
Really activates my almonds.

>>167851063
what

>it's the kinessa buys bulldozer 3 and haven on pve after i told everyone to not buy this episode
>it's the kinessa shittalks everyone for not going on the objective episode
>it's the kinessa ends with <5k damage and no objective time

>>167855219
>implying the kinessa knows anything in your language except insults

>>167851063
????

>>167839010
brap

how do you win in the pve? what champ is the best?

Nando's flamelance does area damage, correct? My retard friend keeps insistuing its not.

>>167856138
it does 1800 damage

if they get hit, let them do the math if their haven is reducing it or not

>>167856097
Best choices are Drogoz (Salvo and Spit spam), BK, Tyra, Kinessa (mine spam) in that order.

>>167856138
His lance and fireball are both area damage, yes.

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M'koa was actually pretty fun. Now I want to try Sundae Wekona man next.

Loadouts for him? What should I keep in mind when playing him? Apart from healing and sneaky stuns, of course.

>>167856097
I use BK and it's very easy as long as the other 4 aren't completely braindead.

Heck, I won a PvE game earlier where my team mate picked Skye, Maeve, Kinessa and Ying.

My BK did 77k damage while the others are around 13-20k damage.

>>167856097

Bots will -always- run away from Grumpy, you can use Grumpy+Poppy to keep them off the point 100% of the time.

You'll need someone to actually sit on the point, though

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>>167856747
Eerie Presence 4, Many Gourds 4 if you wanna get as much healing on others done as possible. Possession 4, Ritual Magic 4, Eerie Presence 2 if you wanna be bulky. Snake Pit 4 is alright, but you can't perma-stun people anymore. Chronos is best yellow item since you get ult charge from heals. You can manually detonate your ult.

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Feels good when you turn a game around single handed

>>167858796
>6000+ credits
what the fuck
kudos

>>167858796
>this is what scoreboardposters actually believe

>>167858997
stay jelly.

>>167858796
It feels so great when you get in the flow with her, just keep moving and killing people.

I don't think I can ever play anyone else from now on.

>>167856747
>some day we gonna

How do I hit Maeve's knives? I can barely hit anyone with them, I keep missing.

>>167860257
it's easy, you just have to ___________git gud______________

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>>167858796
>13k healing on pip in 22 minutes.

>be grohk
>maeve comes after me
>she misses all of her knives
>zap her with my laser pointer
>she dies every time

i almost felt bad because of how terrible she was but damn

where the fuck did all these russians crawl out from?

>>167861237
russia :^)

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>>167860257
Put the crosshair on the enemy & then press left click. You're welcome.

>>167860257
>>167862125
Always aim at the point you believe the enemy will be in the next second or so, this will compensate for lag and the daggers travel time.