/owg/ - Overwatch General

dive comp best comp

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Reinhardt is the best

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Is it tuesday yet?

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Didnt we have a thread with that same exact Gency pic?

What's a good way to find a group to play competitive with? Do you just queue into comp solo and try to find anyone that's competent?

I havent played the game in a while, and just messed around with quick play.

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McCreeeeee

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>>166266193
Jamison Fawkes!

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I love Hana.

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Is Jack sad his son was CIA and a big guy took down the plane he was in?

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Late night(EST) with Amélie Lacroix.

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Hey.
You.
No sexualizing Pharah.

>>166266490
why am I looking at the front of her and not the back? dat ass come on...

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Can they fix Winston's shield? It doesn't protect against shit.

Is this game slowly dying? Queue times are getting longer and the matchmaking is more unbalanced than ever.

>>166266520
Isnt one of her voice lines
>Play Pharra
Make ya think dont it.

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>>166266413
current phone pape
>extra space on top b/c Android and Google search bar

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I'm so close to GM, I can taste it. It seems most of my losses are due to trolls and one-tricks. Which gods do I have to appease so that I can get some quality games?

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>>166266520
Ok

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>>166266520
Fine. Can I Samus her up though?

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>>166266520
I WANT TO cuddle and hold hands with PHARAH.

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Gnite anons

>>166266602
Now anon, the mm was always beyond awful. I give you the queue times, although shit varies greatly.

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The only thing that will heal Reaper and 76s friendship is if they watch Ana and Widowmaker lesbian out. It is the only way.

>lose 3 games in a row due to stubborness
>your mercy is trying to stay mercy despite everyone able to hunt her, instead of being lucio
>your genji is sticking as genji despire a 3 tank, ana + lucio and 76
>your junkrat just keeps spamming a corner and spazzing when he gets found
How do people not just permanently full stack this? What fucking purpose is solo queue if not to suffer

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On one hand I kind of like that no one ever fucking shoots symmetras because it means I just stomp on defense, but then when it switches it means that 99% of the time my team will never shoot them either, with the same guaranteed stomp.

Alas.

Will we be getting a brawl mode with the new event? Any ideas what it'll be?

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>>166266738
We need a drawing of her in pijamas.

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why is reaper so cute!

So I started learning Zen today (played about 3 hours) and ended up with a couple potg in quick play.

Feels good to not play Roadhog or Junkrat like I've been doing since I started playing

>>166266320
Are we getting a Widowmaker skin? McCree? Symmetra?

>>166266912
Because 5-6 stacks place you agianst other 5-6 stacks who may be more autistic than your ragtag group of idiots, or because of blizz's shit matchmaking, way out skill you.

The reason I soloq is I can be sure I am improving day after day - I can't be sure if my stackmates are improving, and if I only play with them, there may be a day where they will be holding me back. They might be the SR they belong at, and they might not realize they need to improve, and the only way to raise our SR, is by me being the carry.

There are people I used to group with from season 1 who are still gold/plat and ask me to carry them to master. All the while they blame their teammates.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1RObbyx0Zw

Is there gonna be a sale for this anytime soon or should I just shell out the $40?

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>>166267163
why is reaper so thicc

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Mercy is Love
MErcy is life!

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>>166266912
>both teams have hyperautistic Widows
>you're stuck with the bad one so it's a constant 5vs6
>the cunt never switches
>can't switch to Winston yourself because you're the only healer

>>166267280
That's when you leave the game

>>166267190
>don't own game
>dream about using Mercy non-stop
>get game
>weird non-existent pressure to choose
>pick Reaper
>never pick Mercy
>DIIE DIIE DIIE!
>get into Competitive
>no more Play of the Games
>get pissed off with healers
>buy Ra skin
>I am On Fire.
>But an extinguisher is not required.
>spend another thousand currency on him
>immediately get Play of the Game my next match

>>166267236
From what I see everytime someone asks that is that there won't be a sale until Winter (AUS) so US Summer

>>166267280
>autistic
Let me guess, you sperged at them or made it seem like you were going to lose the match before it even fucking started because of them.
That's not how you get people to switch heroes and more often than not your retarded choice of words and tone will get them to stay that hero to spite you. YOU failed the team, not them.

>>166267357
I was hovering over buying the Ifrit skin, but I figure I'll wait to see what happens with the new years skin.

I'm having fun in the game again because of this stupid robot.

>>166267191
D.Va and Mei are legos for sure, Hog, Rein Zen and Wiston are most likely legos as well so that's probably all from legendaries we will get this event. Maybe some epics, but those three already have that. Can't recall if someone is still missing epic skin, maybe they will start new round.

>>166267241
I want to destroy this ass

>>166267269
Mercy is a shit meme and thank fuck she died because ana is the better class

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>>166266413
And Hana loves you!

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>>166267481
Legos?

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>>166266490
source

>>166267368
Thanks. One more question: Is the community as retarded as the LoL community? Worse? Better?

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>>166267553
Oh I know what you're going through, it's call "Fuck ass" you get moody when you dont get the supply of Fucking to your ass

Just find a BBC to fuck your ass and you should feel better

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>Having more fun playing fucking Paladins than Tankwatch
Death game, they won't nerf Ana again until fucking July

>>166267570
Dunno, maybe Winston and Rein could pass for epic. But i'm pretty sure Zen and Hog are legendary skins.

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>>166267570
so I need all 6 of these skins. guess I'm going to actually buy loot boxes and hate myself for it

>>166267438
Thanks for the dumb assumption, but no, I never sperg at people pre-game because I know it'll blow the morale out of the water.

>>166267570
If Zen's a Lego then they must add something to his Ult, cause he looks a bit underwhelming to a be one. Winston has to be an Epic as well

>>166266583
I think Winston's biggest problem currently is the shield. If they fix that i'd be happy. At least 1000. 600 is just way too little and gets shredded almost immediately. My other problem with his shield is the ridiculously long cooldown. It's 13 seconds which doesn't even start to countdown until after it disappears which takes another 5 seconds so in total it's an 18 second cooldown for his 600 HP shield. I'd love for them to start the cooldown as soon as the placement animation is over or reduce the cooldown if they want to keep it to when the shield disappears. If Symmetra gets a 1000 hp shield every 10 seconds as a utility/support, a tank should be allowed to have a 1000 hp shield.

It was originally 1000 health during the days of hero stacking in quick play but because hero stacking has been removed it wont be as troublesome. That seemed to be the main reason for the nerf but since it's no longer the case I feel like it would be safe to return it to 1000 health and decrease the insanely long cooldown.

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>>166267653
I'm gay and like dick in my ass, yes. Your point being?

>>166267570
>Still no ana legendary or epic+
>last skin was that recolored shrike skin
you'd think the most broken hero would get some attention in the cosmetic department

>>166267607
Depends, now that GG EZ has been filtered to say something stupid instead, there's a sense that no one is being a cunt. League is easily worse as nearly every cunt is toxic. Playing competitive I've mad plenty of friends just talking to the other team and complementing them when they fuck me up.

Just ignore any shitters, don't be a retard and try to learn a tank and a healer so you can carry when the team is all fighting over hanzo and widow.

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>>166267729
You're lacking the cock in your bot which is making stupid
Get fuck and Love Mercy

>>166267698
what is a Lego? Legendary? what's the difference between epic and legendary?

>>166267481
>D.Va and Mei are legos for sure, Hog, Rein Zen and Wiston are most likely legos as well
what are you talking about, none of them are legos.

They all look epic or legendary

>>166267758
>You're lacking the cock in your bot which is making stupid
>Get fuck and Love Mercy
I understand what you were trying to say but did you have a stroke writing that sentence or something

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>>166266583
How would you guys feel about this
>barrier tent has 1000 HP
>8 second cooldown after it drops
>if it gets shattered it explodes, blowing enemies back like in the short

>>166267553
tfw mercy will never ever be viable because her kit is total trash

>>166267806
Im being a Grammar kicking fucker

>post yfw zenyatta and you hear shouting in spanish

>>166267698
I fucking hope you're right because Zen's skin reminds me of Dark Souls and I'm KEEN for it boiiii

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>>166267817
Mercy rework when?

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>>166267873
kick the little shit in the head

>>166267813
would enemies be blown back or to the center if they're inside of the tent?
maybe not all three of those, but damn does it need some level of reworking.

>>166267570
Winston has gotten the best skins back to back

>>166267879
>I fucking hope you're right because Zen's skin reminds me of Dark Souls and I'm KEEN for it boiiii
Winston is sun wukong and all the others are various versions of his buddy

>>166267760
Epics have dramatic changes to colour palette and design, but no or minor changes to the model
Legendaries include changes to the model

>>166267889
You didn't have me up until the ult change. I'd pay money for this to hapen.

>>166267889
>>166267968
happen*

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>>166267873
I'm still salty how her ult affects Zen so much, completely unnecessary and feels like they only added the shield-removal functionality for 'muh flavor' reasons.

>>166267658
ana isnt even the only problem, the game wont be fixed just by adjusting her even if they do it perfectly, not even taking into account whatever retarded bullshit theyre going to introduce between then and now

the game is in a deathly spiral right now
have you seen all these pro players quitting teams and retiring from the scene altogether, its like genuinely embarrassing the amount of money theyve pumped into trying to create a "scene", half the fucking active teams have been straight exported to korea because its literally the only stable place to compete currently

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>>166267909
>Winston has gotten the best skins back to back
You misspelled Zenyatta.

>>166267570
hopefully weebs will pick one of these heroes instead of instalocking genji/Hanzo. please give these to new players, Blizzard.

>>166267776
Zen face is different, so is Hog and for D.Va the pilot clothes. That's enough to pass as legendary for these guys. Mei is pretty much confirmed too to be legendary as apology for the christmas one. We will see about Winston and Rein, but 6 legendaries is around the average ammount.

>>166267760
Rarity and cost

>>166268046
Japanese schoolgirl healer fucking when, so the weebs will at least flock to something useful.

>>166268040
zens is good but winstons was the best for christmas. and now he gets sun wukong which looks great but feels like such a waste on him since hes not great

>>166267658
I watched someone play it for 6 hours and it seems like even more of a garbage moba than this.

Bomb king does seem fun though.

>>166268057
>That's enough to pass as legendary for these guys.
When did "lego" become "legendary". That doesn't make any sense.

"Lego" refers to the like 5 or so common color change skins that everyone has, because they're usually bright colors like a lego brick.

>>166268021
OK Hi-Rez employee

>>166268086
>but feels like such a waste on him since hes not great
But permabullying Genji and Widow mains in QP is fun af.
Winston buffs fucking when

>>166268104

>When did "lego" become "legendary".

That shortening has been used ever since legendaries existed in wow like 11 years ago.

>"Lego" refers to the like 5 or so common color change skins that everyone has, because they're usually bright colors like a lego brick.

lol wtf nigga

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>>166268083
>tfw people constantly lock both shimada brothers

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>>166268040
>literally every single Zen legendary is god tier

This is completely different kind of hell, how the fuck am i supposed to pick which one to use.

>>166268182
Well for one wow is a shit game, and two, why on earth do you add an o instead of just keepint it leg or add an e or something.

>>166268167
>Enemy team gets two healers
>You will literally never kill anyone as Winston

>>166266193
you forgot to put when season 3 ends, m8

>>166267927
Yeah I understand the reference but something about it reminds me of Dark Souls, might be the crown.

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>>166268210
Hell, even his epic skins are great

>>166268148
i literally will not play a hirez product after they raped tribes, dont spit on me like that
its not like paladins is doing any fucking better anyway, theyre so fucking irrelevant i didnt even think i needed to mention "oh yeah and paladins is even worse off despite being fucking free2play"

>>166267719
I'd like to see a small buff on winston but they have to be careful. people think dva is bad with her buffs now, if they buff winston too hard he will become absolute cancer to deal with.

his shield hp isn't the problem, 600 or 100 will still melt with a few people shooting it, but it will still last until it vanishes if there is only 1 person too. it won't change much.

I will be traveling soon so I am buying some midrange laptop to play while abroad. Should 4gb Geforce 940MX be enough to maintain 60 on mid/low graphics? Should I go for i7 3.5 or i5 3.1 processor - as in does it matter and is it worth the extra cost.

>>166268235
Because it looks like a "lego"?????????????

>>166268405
What looks like a lego?

>>166268326
p salty about tribes too

>>166268428
the lego does

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>no nerfs for Symmetra
I'm in heaven

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Tfw having a strong opinion equals you getting castrated by your salty team

I even word my shit nicely(id like to think)

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>>166268104
The game is trash alright, but it feels like your skill really makes the difference between a victory and a defeat, unlike the quad tank meta in Overwatch. Or at least that's how it is for now.

About Bomb King, he is Paladin's Junkrat but improved in some aspects and worse in others. For instance, his grenades can stick into anything you throw them at and you can detonate it whenever you want. Now just imagine if Blizzard actually cared about balancing shitty heroes how great this buff would improve Junkrat's viability

>>166268639
Forget junkrat he's demoman.

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>>166267570

>>166268639
But Junkrat is fucking good already if you're not trash??

>>166268794
what's this?

which overwatch would you fugg and why isnt it Ana, and don't even tell me you like that young skin ana like holy shit get some taste for that fine aged wine.

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>>166268794
>midriff on tracer
MUH DICK

>>166268794

these look awful wtf

>>166268863
It's new skins

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0e6ok5TETUi
>when your mic sounds like shit

>>166268939
The evolution of avatar fagging?

>doing like 400 damage with a perfect roadhog alt-fire

is there a better feeling?

>>166268794
Is that Doomfist or something on the left?

>stop caring about SR because MMR is shit
>throw matches when teammates are being assholes
>111 away from promotion
>d-don't want to push my luck

>>166268992
Uh i haven't posted vocaroos in this general before but i guess it is something recognizable.

>>166269029
Stop ruining Comp

>>166268863
If you even bothered to look at the moonrunes, you can tell it's a new Chinese game blatantly copying Overwatch.

>>166269029

>haha i hurt myself to hurt others
>pls give (you)s

kys

>>166268794
This is the chink ripoff of overwatch isn't it

>>166267570
That roadhog skin is lit as fuck

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>>166269124
Stop being an asshole.
>we are at an impasse
If I hear you tell me Symmetra doesn't work on a map I've repeatedly dominated on. If I hear you tell me not to throw the match before the game has even started round one. If you utter the words "Junkrat isn't helping". You type in all capitals that Mercy should never use her pistol and that Reinhardt is only ever a shield.
I will pick Hanzo.
>>166269216
>hurt myself
What part of "stop caring about SR" did you not understand.

>>166268794
These aliens have no shame.
I love it.

>>166268167
>>166268086

Winston is great though if you have a Zarya and a Tracer

>>166269401
>Doesn't care about winning
Then don't play with people who do care.
>But they are mean to me
Then play QP

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>>166266686
yes you can but sadly that skin is already taken in hots and sadly won't make it in ow

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Is this game dead? I keep getting matched with sub level 30 players, while I'm 400+. And they always pick Genji, Basion, or Hanzo and they're always bad.

>>166269401

If you didn't care you wouldn't throw games when you go people doing things you don't like.

>wahh I take things people say personally and will ruin it for everyone instead of just ignoring them

>>166269540
>i keep getting matched with players
>is this game dead?
hmm

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>>166266642
this one

>>166269540
Your hidden MMR has plummeted

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Overwatch:
>Designed around strategically switching to different heroes mid-match to counter the enemy team's lineup. Each game is dynamic and interesting

>Within 2 months of release: game has 7 selectable heroes, 4 of them are tanks and 2 of them are healers, every single game is the same static format
>Game will never get fixed because redditors want to "Main" certain heroes, demand that their "main" is never nerfed and cry loudly
>strategically switching is a non-factor; there are no counters to Zarya, Soldier, Lucio, Ana, Reinhardt, D.va, besides playing those same heroes yourself, but better. In fact, Zarya herself counters 75% of all heroes even though there are no heroes that are strong against her.

Well that game went downhill fast. It's basically unplayable right now.

Is there a single good (not even great, but good) competitive online game on the market right now?

>>166269540
Im diamond and I always play with people that are at least 1 prestige. And yet im only level 65

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>start at 3000 SR at the beginning of the day
>choose to soloq because have nothing to do
>lose 4 matches for every 1 I win
>every match has no mics or shitty dps
>end the day with 2700 SR
>cry

JUST

>>166269642
>>166269540

Account levels have nothing to do with SR/MMR

>>166269540
I'm silver border and getting matched with other high levels and we are all diamond to gm. Guess what? It's the exact same shit. Quick play is simply pure cancer.

>>166268386
Please respodn. I am retarded

>>166269767

You can LITERALLY look up benchmarks and shit online you dense shit.

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>>166269630
>Nothing Counters Zarya
What about Roadhog

>>166269630
>Zarya herself counters 75% of all heroes even though there are no heroes that are strong against her.
pharah zenyatta reaper bastion hog tracer and even dva can kill zarya with ease

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>>166269863

>>166269498
>>166269541
>doesn't understand the competitive spirit
I've had two wins out of the two or three dozen matches I decided to throw. Those were surprising, as much as I was surprised at how marginally adequate I performed as Hanzo and Widowmaker.
I'm not sitting in spawn, I'm just attempting to win with a hero I suck at. Their tears are the sweetest, too.
Those spergs don't deserve the effort I put into winning if they can't understand they're a part of a team and not the owner of a workforce.
One of them seemed to understand the lesson, I think.

>>166269828
To some extent, but Zarya also counters Roadhog somewhat thanks to her ability to shield hooked teammates.

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>forget that im one of the more rare self-aware kind of people playing this game
>realize arguing with half the community results in nothing meaningful

I just hope the best for these uncultured sheep

>>166269920
don't shoot the bubble retard

>>166269863
>Dva
Not after this next patch lol

>>166269920
>In before he says Diva can beat Zarya 1 on 1 with no teammates around so Diva is her counter

>>166269702
>Play almost exclusively with one friend.
>Decide to solo que
>Lose 6 games in a row
>Ask him to play with me
>Says hes gonna join me in spirit
>Win next 14 in a row and make it to diamond
Clearly you need better friends.

how do you use roadhog's ult? i would have thought its for damage but it pushes people back and its damage isnt that amazing

>solo queue
>estimated time: 3m 26s

hmm, explain this

>>166269863
I have trouble with Zarya as hog because they always seem to have shield ready for me. Prob just need to be more aware but oh well.

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Hana Song loves COCKS

>>166270005
Everyone playing battleborn

>>166270005
Whats your SR? Im a low diamond and my average is about 1:30

>>166269925
Stop throwing games over being a whiny faggot.

>>166270005
Dont queue at 3 am, idiot

>>166269984
I mostly use it for exactly that, the push back. If you can pin people against a wall that's great, but I find myself using it to push them back from a cart or something like that.

>>166268794
>no Terminator 76 skin

I
WANT
THAT
BAD

>>166269863
congratulations you're retarded :)!

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>>166269967
Ah, right. Now with D.Va gone we are back to Zarya in every game and listening to the good old "don't shoot the bubble" and "just pick Reaper lol" memes everywhere. Almost missed them, really.

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>enemy hog hooks me
>kills me from 250 hp (minus the hook damage) in one shot

>hook a 200 hp character as hog
>shoot them in the face with m1
>they are left with 125 hp or so and run away

Can someone explain this magic to me?

How exactly does lucio's knock back work? it seems to work randomly when you use it, knocking people back a few feet or sending them flying back.

>>166270186
Hit box size.

>>166270194
It depends on the target's momentum and direction.

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>>166270123
As Long as you don't shoot the bubble and you duel her at 0 power and she has no teammates around then you will win! 1v1 alone every time Zarya will lose 1v1!!!!!!

>>166270058
>not baiting faggots into being reported
>they spam party invite and friend request to drown you in their tears

>>166269863
It's ok, nobody plays her.

t. Jeff

>>166270210
I was usually the Reaper when I got hooked and killed.
Am I supposed to use m2 against smaller targets?

>owg bitching about zarya
She does 0 dps if you spergs can keep it in your pants for a literal second. I bet it's all soldier mains who "lol noobtube" everything for cheap kills then get their shit pushed in by an 80 charged zarya and wonder what the fuck happened every time.

Who "youre supposed to protect a junkrat ult" here

>>166270279
No never use m2. There is a trick with sidestepping to hook them closer but since after the patch in a couple of days everyone will be hooked close properly it's irrelevant. Don't worry about it.

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>>166270318
>tfw your hog hooks and punches a rip tire

>>166270316
>zarya a must pick in all grandmaster games
>lol stop complaining about zarya xD

t. zarya main

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>>166270316
Yeah, just look at the pro games, no charged Zaryas in sight because they know how to play around them.

>>166270396
Why wouldn't you pick her with retards like you running around?

>>166270396
>>166270421
He doesnt even play the game judging from how he speaks

>>166270421

What.

Every pro game has Zarya charged to max.

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reminder

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>>166269540
you've to consider that a wave of new players just arrived after the ow discounts no so long ago so, idk how fail matchmaking works but not dead; i've been paired with low lvl players too in the last few weeks not having the desired char picks for succeed in the match, but let give them a break, maybe they're very casuals and just learning the things, along with maybe not being very skilled at it even if they invest half their life, so my point is, deal with it

>>166270468
That's the joke.

>>166270053
I don't have a SR, but I usually get matched up with 3000s

>>166270457
I thought we were talking about Zarya? Why get defensive out of nowhere

>>166270504

Oh, damn. Fucking whoosh.

>>166270058
I should add, especially when we're winning. A humble person will apologize or admit that they were wrong about my choice of hero when I confront them with how well we won a round.
A sperg is adamant that my hero choice is a bad pick, if not outright stating I contributed nothing. That's when I pick Hanzo and they can clearly see how well we were doing before they opened their mouth.
The other teammates that sit by in silence, just as guilty.

>>166270331
>Never use M2
It does 50 dmg until 20 meters then becomes an M1
Getting good wth m2 makes you a great hog - I guess you meant don't m2 after a hook

>>166270542
Ever try muting your team if they start to flame? Its what I do if I feel like playing bastion or pre buff sym.

>Every 1v1 puts me against someone 700 above my SR.

Okay.

>>166270524
Anon just count to two next time you see the big pink bubble ok? The bubble is a big no no. She's literally butter for the next nine seconds.

>>166270629
oh no, you get to improve with better players

>>166270542
Jesus Christ you spegy fuck just play to win or fuck off. No one is going to give a shit about your skill in off meta picks after the match is over.
I'd suggest you play Comp with friends who know you are good on your main but I don't think you have any friends

>>166270470
How can you be a dom bottom

>>166270698

Yes. I can improve when I get stomped at every character in a scenario that doesn't apply to the real game in any way.

>>166270673
Why is a nobody like you trying to give out gamepaly advice?

>>166270763
Imagine femdom but with 2 guys instead.

>another Reihardt skin
>another Roadhog skin

You'd think they would give all the asian characters new skins instead of characters that already have tons.

WHEN IS DA PATCH HAPENING????????????????????????????????

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>when you stick a Pulse Bomb on a Genji

>>166270857
Gotta cater to the tards with no FPS background

>>166270542
You sound like a bitch
Sorry dude

I keep burning myself on hotpockets right out of the microwave. wtf nerf hotpockets! so op..

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>>166270857
At least Tracer didn't get anything for once. Who am i kidding, she's getting epic for sure.

>>166270612
And give them the satisfaction of victory? I'm a sadist for aesthetic anguish.
>>166270702
>your skill
Missed the point entirely.
>I'd suggest you play Comp with friends
There's three groups I've played with (the second one loves how well I play Symmetra) but I'm so used to playing alone that I rarely remember to call on them.
>>166270964
You should hear the fags I'm griefing.

Why is everyone so excited about that new D.Va skin... It's just another shitty legendary to her collection of shitty legendaries.
Have you seen the mech on that one? it's fucking ugly

>>166271010
Upskirt screenshots

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>>166271067
She's probably got bloomers or shorts underneath. Doubt she's got just panties.

>>166270857
>Not liking Rein or Road

Sorry you invested in the lame heroes, anon.

>>166271067
she's gonna be wearing shorts

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>>166270783
>there's nothing to learn from mirror matches with better players

>>166271003
>I should keep playing Comp because I'm a griefer and I want to grief. Also I'm scared of grouping.
Had you figured. Idk why you try to justify your shit.
Enjoy being lonely faggot

>>166270583
I meant after a hook.

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>>166271241

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>tfw have arthritis in my hand and wrist
>tfw it makes it nearly impossible to aim well
i just wanna be good at a game bros

>>166271345
Play sym or rhein.

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>>166271003
>It's my job to punish people who are impolite in comp. I don't care about the other teammates who had no part in insulting me, they're just going to have to take a loss so that I can administer justice to the one or two meanies who dared express an opinion in an angry manner, probably because they've had to deal with fucking retards who made the same picks as me and have a pretty good reason to be wary of them. I'm totally less cancerous than the one or two guys who yell at me, even though I'm ruining the game for the three to four other guys who never said a thing.

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>new skins Tuesday
How fucked am I? I didn't get shit I wanted during Christmas and had to spend all 3000 on Widowmaker, Pharah, Reaper, and McCree.
>tfw wanted Yeti

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Hey I made this for a /v/ thread and figured I'd drop it in here to get your input.

http://www.strawpoll.me/12169171/

>>166271491
Stop replying to the mouth breather, he won't make it out of his retard rank anyway

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>My cock rains from above
What did she mean by this?

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>>166271345
>tfw have tumor that gives me agonizing headaches and extreme light sensitivity so I can't play for more than twenty minutes at a time before it becomes unbearable
>tfw I just want to play and have fun

>>166269702
>start day at season high of 3610
>cant resist the urge to play pharah
>lose 6
>win 6
>end day at 3000 ish

give me one reason why i should ever play this game again

>>166271649
>Lost 600 SR in 12 games
Holy shit how does that happen ive never lost more then 25 SR in a single loss. Then again my win rate in comp this season is like 85%

Is the overwatch community the most report happy bunch of faggots I've come across, 12 year olds playing modern warfare wouldn't whine this much over what a nigga says. I think you queers should wait till your balls drop to decide to stick your micro dick in a digital waifu.

>>166271751
i call my team subhumans every time i lose, wonder why blizzard didn't ban me yet

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Crouch spamming was nerfed

>>166271723
I guess streaks, in season one I had a 13 games losing streak and was losing an entire rank per game towards the end of it.

Isn't it fun having a character like Sombra who has no counter-play

>>166271847
>complaining about sombra
this is literally the first post past her launch I've seen anyone complain about her. now I'm curious, are you bronze or something? what's your rank?

>>166269630
Rainbow Siege has never been healthier if you're looking for brutal and aim intensive multiplayer

>>166271647
oh shit dude its not malignant is it?

>>166271829
Wait you can crouch?

>>166271914
He probbaly just happened to play against the one person on the planet whos good as her.

>>166271847
Winston eats her alive

>>166271829
good
maybe now theyll actually nerf hitscan classes when they start overperforming like fuck in pro games

>>166271647
Cool maybe when you die the overwatch community will get better

>>166271904
This better be her hair style.

>>166271829
Thank god that shit was as stupid and skillful as dropshotters in cod/bf. When are we going to get bhopping on anyone other than Lucio

>>166269925
>t. delusional symmetra main

>>166271847
>no counter-play
Apart from anyone that so much as looks at her?

>>166272049
Not him I had a game were I picked sym on king of the hill and before the pick timer was even out 3 people started yelling at me to pick soldier. I told them im preety gud at sym but they kept yellin. I just muted them and we curbed the game with me in gold in eliminations obj eliminations and obj time. Thaat guy is just trollin to troll.

>>166272075
>anyone who looks at her
you tell me that spic is fun to play against when you have some moron who twitch plays with her teleporting llike a little bitch to the nearest health kit, and before you even say anythin I can 1v1 your ass so hard your father will feel my 8 inch dick in his asshole to his mouth.

>>166271914
My complaint is that she isn't fun to play against

>>166271914
you havent been paying any attention at all then
pros have been complaining since the instant her ult farm became apparent because, like he said, it has literally zero counterplay, there is nothing you can do to prevent a sombra from ulting your team aside from just straight up just not dealing damage, and hacked team loses to team that can use abilities and ults guaranteed, its not a contest
catching any amount of players in it are basically guaranteed kills, and its impossible for her to miss the one shes aiming for (hint: its rein) even if they do play spread, you basically just have to play theyre complexity-level fuckups and find a way to lose the fight despite the humongous advantage it affords an entire team for free

>>166271829
but is it only for widowmaker?
Can I still twerk it with winston and rein?

>>166271723
>>166271838
Yeah, I pretty much had a dramatic losing streak, and barely made it back with a winning streak.
I really wish I could say
>"I blame the delusional torb/sym mains. Really makes you think, our team loses every time we have an attack sym or torb, That connection is just too clear to be anecdotal"

But if im going to be honest, maybe its because I deserved those losses, Even if I play my heart out and get worthless golds in kills and damage, does it really make me a good player.

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>>166271847
>>166272207
Anon, you're just bad. Sombra is a shit Tracer but with a better ult. It doesn't make up for her gun being a tickle smg or for damage canceling 2/3 of her abilities

>>166272565
I don't even play overwatch dummy, how can you defend a shitskin tho? People with brown feet are only good for being ground dog meat.

>>166272402
M O D S
O
D
S

>>166272520
>Torb/sym mains
I think I beat you one of those games tough luck friend.

>>166272402
C L E A N U P
C
L
E
A
N

U
P AISLE SIX

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>>166272623
But brown feet are delicious

>>166272773
ehhhhhhhhhhhh okay, since you have provided ample proof I shall accept this, just don't let me hear her speak that shitty fuckin language. Damn if it isnt english it doesn't count

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>tfw your rank is lower than your graphics card model

>play solo and get matched with a 5 man premade
>lijiang
>wait a bit, pick DVa
>kid on premade goes bastion
>the other team starts making fun on him and he starts crying on chat
>after losing two points everyone says "get out of DVa" and "you can't play that champ"

Sure it's the solo player's with 3 gold medals fault that we're losing and not the tilted kid playing bastion who couldn't ask for the only hero he can play at the beginning of the match.

>at the end I said "teach me how to play dva, master"
>kid rage quits

How do I avoid these things owg? I wanna get out of silver... Been around 1985 six times and lost them all. 1827 right now

>Nepal
>pick Symmetra
>"symmetra?"
>1 - 0
>mock them
>teammates back me up
>VICTORY
>46SR

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>Blizz didn't submit to the carpet munching degenerates and instead gave Mercy to Genji
They can do something right after all

>>166272975
>30 fps
maybe not

>>166273070
And she's with the Shimada that isn't a fuck up

>>166272691
was it a game with both a torb and a sym main on lijang tower
Honestly I try not to be salty in chat because it makes me look like an immature autist.
but I mean, come the fuck on.
at least I can vent my dumb insignificant issues on oriental origami forum
also I get that its courtesy to say " GG WP " at the end of a game but is it really a well played good game if we lose no contest 3 rounds in a row because two mongoloids thought it necessary to drop our SR because they were having a bad day
boy i sure do love me some online video games

>>166273090
When it's limited to 30 it's harder to aim.

>>166273070
> lead writer projects his own fantasies in the story
more news at 11

why the fuck is mcree's voice so sexy??? why did blizzard do this?????

>>166268639
>Let's just make Junkrat Demoman 10/10
What do you think his mine does

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Anybody here wanna learn how to wallride? Australia only as I teach in custom game and you'll lag if your in another country.

>>166273680
Because his VA is sexy

>>166273308
>A normal heterosexual relationship
>A writer fantasy
Fuck off degenerate

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We need a Jojo cap of Zenyatta and Reinhardt both in their Chinese New Year skins.

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>>166273765
>never heard of Michael Chu

>>166273225
how old was mcree when he joined overwatch if he was playing with pharah who only looks like, 10-12. theyre only 5 years apart

>>166274021
He was like 17.

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>>166273765
The writer is an asian dude who waifus Mercy.
Genj is his self insert, and paired her with Genji.
That's the the only reason why Mercy is a riceburner now.

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>one of your friends is sub 1900
>none are above 2300

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>>166273070
>obese neckbeards unironically give a shit about the relationships the characters of a multiplayer game are in

>>166274154
So? It's believable.
Who else is more intimate with his new body. I'm sure Swiss woman love bad boy gangsters, too.

>>166274104
cute

>>166274296
>it's believable
No shipping between characters in OW is believable or not because we know almost anything about anyone.
There's no character that can't be described in one sentence.
Shipping is only done to pander to the autismos that are poluting the OW community, autismos that an actual sane company would ignore, because I can bet the vast majority of the Tumblrinas doing ships and whatever don't even have the game, just like the waifufags.

>>166274296
>I'm sure Swiss woman love bad boy gangsters, too.
The thing about ''women love bad boys'' works if that women is a teenager or her early 20's because hey, it's exciting, but there's a point where you start to leave that stuff behind, just like you don't go partying in your 30's like when you were a teenager.
No one wants to be with someone that's constantly in trouble, or that you know some day he might not come back.
That's all first hand experience.

>>166274368
>the vast majority of the Tumblrinas doing ships and whatever don't even have the game
Good argument.
It did piss me off that the panel was asked questions about a gay character and nothing about lore or backgrounds. I seriously want to know how much of Genji's body is left, but I could also blame that on the real playerbase for not being there to answer non-shipping/LGBT question.

>>166271506
Not fucked at all since they're trash

>>166274513
That's because the real playerbase doesn't care about lore or anything, they care about the game being balanced and having a steady flow of content.
Some people forget the fact that this isn't some story driven game, that it's a multiplayer shooter.

>>166274296
>I'm sure Swiss woman love bad boy gangsters, too.
I really doubt that. Mercy has a new voice line giving McCree shit for smoking.
She's pure as fuck.

>>166274560
So their mistake was giving the heroes character? Because that's a large part of why I own and play the game. If you make characters, you can't abandon that shit to be left paper-thin, assuming a good game was made and this game is good.

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When are we going to get some important lore about them, like who topped and who bottomed

>>166274218
That's the targeted audience for this game, people who don't actually care about a games mechanics.

>>166274663
No, their mistake was pander to all the shipping faggots.
The cast is compromised of people in the military, sort of, so why pay attention to whether they like dicks or pussies?
This isn't a BioWare game.

>>166274210
The only friend who owns the game is only 200 below me feels good.

>>166274804
because the game has zero plot development so the only thing to do is flesh out the characters backstories

>>166274154
I'm more concerned with the robot/human agenda they are pushing. I don't appreciate these soulless savages taking our women for their own reasons.

Do you think some human men are into getting mech-cucked?

>>166274868
And the only thing they can think off is who they fuck?
Pharah had an entire comic about her coming to terms with being a leader, that's an example right there.
Or simply make a plot and go with it, I mean, right now there's no plot happening.

>>166274891
Are you implying those are any different than women who buy dildos, or dudes who buy Tengas?

>>166274804
>No, their mistake was pander to all the shipping faggots.
We already established that! But if your only concern is content and balance, you have no place to complain about the shippingfags if you're disregarding interest in the story.

Fuckin omnics

They're stealing our women!

What is the average crit percent rate of a widow?

>>166274941
Your comparison would be apt if those dildos could talk and could be taken on dates.

reminder that widow's pussy is pretty and pink

>>166274987
That's the thing, there's the potential to write a lot of stuff in this universe, and the only thing they do is
>HEY GUYS, DID YOU KNOW THAT TRACER IS LESBIAN AND HAS A GIRLFRIEND?
>HEY GUYS, DID YOU KNOW MERCY AND GENJI ARE BANGING?

You establish all of this, and this is what you come up with?
They could establish an entire videogame franchise ala MCU (the Marvel movies) with the characters alone.
It's so much wasted potential, all because there's a bunch of noisy and overweight bunch of NEETs, both male and female, who are jumping and demanding attention because they didn't get enough of it when they were kids.

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>>166274995
Stay mad humanboi

>>166275020
Well, fuck-robots are the next step, the evolution of dildos and Tengas, either that or VR that can make you feel things.
But in the end, they are all sex toys.

>>166275136
We're going in circles and I don't think you want to stop.

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>>166275136
i think youre overestimating the budget here
those MCU movies are scripted by a shitload of people and im pretty sure overwatch's lore department is a couple of writers and a comic artist

even if they sold the IP rights, hollywood is pretty leery about vidya franchises unless they're famous enough that even old hollywood jews have heard of them (ie tomb raider)

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Hana pleases old men for buffs.

>>166275210
Explain your point then, because this
>if your only concern is content and balance, you have no place to complain about the shippingfags if you're disregarding interest in the story.
Doesn't make any sense.

The real playerbase only cares about playing multiplayer matches now, but you could make them care about the universe if you worked on it.
I mean, all the ones playing this game, you think anyone of them gives a single fuck about which character fucks who?
No, unlike Tumblrinas, when they see Widowmaker, they see a sniper, when they see Pharah they see the class with the jetpack and rocket launcher.
The ones in Tumblr, or in here, are not the majority, by far.
They see this game, just like they see Call of Duty, a multiplayer game.
You need something more to interest them.

>>166275265
At first each movie had a different writer, but right now they brought it down to two people who manage the entire story.

>hollywood is pretty leery about vidya franchises
I'm not talking about making movies, i'm talking about videogames, game movies are a complete waste of time unless you go full CGI.
And not FPS games, maybe games like the ones that Telltale does, or even other kinds of genre.
Hell, a third person game focused on Pharah would probably become a much better Iron Man game than any of the actual Iron Man games there are out there.

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>>166275384
Hana is pure.

>>166275384
*old hags

>Still no random skin setting

Nice game Blizzbortions

Tracer is a man trapped in a woman's body, a man with a gash instead of a dick. Such men should be beaten without restriction when found

>>166271151
There's such a thing as a "skill floor" anon. Why do you think Fighting Games are dying?

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>get paired with a guy who autopicks torb on offense and proceeds to do nothing
>gets asked to switch and says "nah gg" then switches to widow and does nothing
>we get raped
>queue up again
>the same guy is on my team again, does the same thing, get raped again
>wait 5 minutes so theres no way i can get matched up with him again
>HES ON MY FUCKING TEAM AGAIN
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HOW IS THIS FUCKING POSSIBLE

>>166275625
Because they're boring?

Why is Mei even in the game, there's already one pig character

>>166275685
>he doesn't spend every downtime respawn to report him
step your game up senpai

>>166275786
EPIC XD

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What if blizzard gave skins to pro teams with their names on the weapons or tags on the armor something like that

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>>166275894
I hope that was ironic anon

>>166275978
good lord please don't give them idea for shitty stickers like in cs:go

i already hate getting shit

>>166274154
We must all, support Michael Chu against his detractors.

>>166275183
>muh brc

Fuck off omnigger no respectable woman would fall for you

>>166275978
Would be cool if pro teams had their own 'uniforms'. Like obviously they wouldn't have complete creative freedom, but being able to choose colours and emblem would be nice.

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>2 more days to rank up with dva before she gets nerfed

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>>166276156
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>>166271506

>tfw 3420+ coins I still haven't spent

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New hook is so tight and comfortable to use

>>166276250
anon... that's not very much

Mcree is so fun, too bad his ulti is shit.

>people are still finding better places for torb turret

A-are we gonna make it bros?