/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

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>papalymo is going to sacrifice himself to become phoenix and kill rhalgr

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2nd for adventure

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>>165767613

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FEMROES!

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So anything of interest to note in the new patch notes ?

What are you guys up to during the maintenance ?

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Male roe only thread

>>165767730
stop or face the consequences

I have made up my mind.

I will find a lala lady to love me.

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What should I fantasia my female Midlander into, a lizard- or catgirl?
I mainly play SMN.

Should I shave my head

>>165767891
lala

The trick to dealing with difficult ebins is a multi stage process. First is persistence. If you find that even after they continue to ignore you or bully you after weeks of you being friendly then stage two is counter bullying. Normally you try and slander their reputation based on what you know or from what is circulated here, and get them kicked from FCs and such. The final step is to try and be the one who saves them secretly from the trouble you caused in the first place. If even this doesn't work then they become Beepy tier and become a recluse or quit typically. Honestly nobody here should have difficulty meeting other good /xivg/ players who are kind, but if you refuse it continually then it turns on you.

>>165767891
Female midlander.
>>165767772
Just look at them yourself when you have the time.
Lots of nice QoL changes.

>>165767904
yes ippiki

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>>165767840
good luck

Paging that one really slutty c@ who will fuck anything with a pulse and 5 gil who smells funny

So how hype is the ending going to be?

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>>165767613

>>165767975
I mostly meant the 'full' patch notes where they added in items and stuff.

Here's hoping the new Relic stage for AST looks cool . . .

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>>165767613
>>165767707
So you're not posting butt alone.

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>>165767613

>>165768061
3.3 was technically the ending of HW.
3.4 and 3.5 are just buildup for Ala Mhigo so it will probably be more of a "to be continued" thing.

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>>165767613

People posting their GoFundMe's in party finder should be punched

I need to erp with someone as soon as these servers come up due to this downtime. Who is the easiest person to erp on Balmung because I really need this fix quick.

KFC C@S GREASIER THAN THE COLONEL'S FINEST

>>165768451
Isnt it at least reportable? Hopefully a permanent ban.

>>165768480
Try one any of the butt posters.

>>165768480
Literally just walk into the Quicksand and pet any catboy you see.

>>165768243
Who is this cat?

American hours are the worst shit imaginable.

>>165768739
>all the butt posters are euros

>>165768610
Why would anyone get with a catboy? Are there even any good ones outside of /xivg/?

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>>165767613

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>>165768610
>catboy

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>>165767789
>implying you're Chemo-chan
Literally shaking.

>>165768762
Anon said he wanted easy. Nothing's easier than twinkqo'te sluts.

>>165768678
from the tail tip and red hair, it appears to be Sol

>>165768759
Not all of them.

>>165768762
>Why would anyone get with a catboy?

For me it's because hyur are boring, roe nonexistant and not my thing anyway, elezen largely nonexistant, lala nonexistant, au ra are all futas and I'm not a fan of their fem so welp.

>>165769046
catgirls?

>>165769014
a large majority of them

I want headpats FROM a lalafell.

Ever notice how just about every homosexual from /xivg/ is from Europe?

>>165764707
>M93R's shouldn't be a thing
Fuck off mate, M93R's are sex af

Do you think when we finish this relic step the stats will be locked and won't be able to change them?

>>165769231
I'm a gay American how you doing

>>165769231
go in the thread during euro hours, its disgraceful.

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>>165767682

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>>165769231
But I like girls too

>>165769328
you're the minority of the Americans in the thread, shut it.

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>>165768678
>>165769000
You're right. It was me.
I'll stop posting now if I'm that easy to find out.

>>165769463
i'm a gay american too~

>>165769328
Enjoy what time you have left, Friday fast approaches . . .

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Does anybody on Balmung want to have a pure Yuri relationship with a Lizard?

Please, I'm lonely ; ;

>>165769497
Do you erp?

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>>165769417
>tfw no bi boyfriend to oggle over cute people with but still think they're the most beautiful person in the world

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>>165769231
tfw euros have the best voices..

>>165769703
which euro has the cutest voice

>>165769748
Still to be determined... Need more data

>>165769689
I share this feel

>>165769703
only ones with booming accents
most of the ones here have nasally or higher pitch voices. i want man voices, deep booming voices that shake my innards when they speak those are the best.

>tfw eb'd the best person in the world

>>165769096
I can deal with futa c@ sometimes, but that's kinda come and go.

>>165769601
>Pure yuri relationship
>Please, I'm so lonely
Well there's your problem.

>>165769973
What about non-futa?

>>165770029
I know, I know.
; ;

>>165769231
euro and gay as hell, can confirm

>>165769703
So do you though.

Any gay roebros on here?

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>>165767613

>>165769601
Yuri is fucking trash

>>165770460
fynn post

>>165770539
kirito tsunderie~

>>165770460
Hey thats me

>>165770460
Pretty sure any Roe player is gay

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>>165770412
pls

>>165770363
same

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>>165770460
yeah what's up

>>165770735
Your own fault for proving yesterday!!

>>165769231
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaOLgy3YKtA

Euros grow up gay now

Which Americunts have the best voices?
Which Britbongs have the best voices?

>>165771356
Ada
Pub

>>165771448
yeah no

>>165771448
Meracle is cuter

>>165771448
ada sounds like a character from beavis and butthead

I miss him

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More customization sliders soon?

More faces/more sliders would probably rock the foundation of FFXIV as we know it.

>>165769602
I have, yes.

>>165771675
Who is this edgecat?

Can I fantasia with my character's clothes on? I'd like to see how they look together before swapping

>>165771356
Fibblit sounds cute when she doesn't mute her mic.

>>165769369
How do I get that tall?

>>165771648
he's mine now. you couldn't satisfy him.

>>165771790
No. My suggestion is to use a Retainer Fantasia to turn your retainer into your potential new character, and equip whatever glamours you want onto it.

>>165771675
It's liable with the release of 4.0 and the dropping of PS3, that we will get more slider options, like we used to have.

>>165771913
cheat engine

>>165771790
PS3 limitations sorry.

>thread is mostly erp faggot bullshit

Do you fuckers even talk about the game?
I'm out.

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>>165771913
apex predator genetics

when are the servers coming back online?

shana bp (british pussy!!)

Anyone just hate their nose?

>>165768887
kyute kyat

>>165772073
mistresses fake suicides... uwu...

>>165772070
The game is down and the current patch has been out for months and already examined.

No one cares until tomorrow when we can talk about new stuff

>>165772073
D-damn. I'd play cat if I could be that tall. Sticking to fem highlander.

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>>165772090
uhh...???

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>>165771990
Yeah i'm hoping it was just a ps3 limitations thing, it's one of the most requested things, for sure...

>>165771785
edge2

>>165771990
>like we used to have.
When, in your dreams?

>>165772274
can you turn off the blur next time? Or is it just something wrong with my eyes while looking at that?

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>>165772073
I'd have more respect for cats who could grow that tall.

>>165772571
it's just /gpose in chapel, nothing extra

>>165771448
found the softshitter

>>165769689
>tfw no gf who doesn't think I'll try to hump anything on two legs cause I'm bi

>>165767505
Nah that's exactly what 2 was for me after the abominable failure that was AC5. I refuse to touch anymore of their products.

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tfw mmo withdrawal so bad your depression rating is extremely high

>>165772509
Someone doesn't remember the booty sliders

>>165773021
attack on bp

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>>165772260
>>165772073
New cat tribe when?

>>165773075
Someone doesn't remember that the only thing 1.0 allowed you to customise about your character's body was their height, and everything was done by options rather than sliders.

>>165772260
>fem highlander.
Post pictures, please.

>>165772073
tfw no tall c@ gf

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tfw no sleep

>>165773416
sis is cute!

>>165773236
Not a big fan of posting my avatar.

>>165773515
as it should be, good on you.
>>165773236
and you, go away.

>Yda and Papalymo are going to have another final stand

>>165773515
Do you wanna date my avatar, she's a star

>>165773136
>tall c@girl topping a small twink c@boy
This is my life goal.

>>165773968
yes... YES!!!

So how do we think 3.5 is going to compare against 2.5 story wise? Are we getting a long cutscene with bombs dropping again?

>>165773226
Semantics

>>165774037
yoshi said no super long cutscenes

>tfw my bp is unpumped

>>165774179
it's okay seto

>>165773751
Make me.

>>165774093
Thank god desu.
The 40 minutes it took me through 2.5 final cutscenes was pretty bad.
Don't get me wrong, I like cutscenes but I think HW just does the whole questing thing better where the connection between the gameplay and the cutscenes is more direct if that makes any sense.

>>165773454
>ram has orbiters now
standards are at an all time low.

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>>165774280
I mean yeah, it's unpumped. But that wasn't me...

honestly its all of your faults for enabling this behavor
if youd ignore them they will go away, this is why renko only posts 2 times a day now if even that.

>>165774425
rUm was my sis before you went on a crusade

>>165774462
it's okay seto

>>165774462
Repu... Go pump

>>165774617
I don't even want to be pumped, what the heck?!

>>165774620
Shana post, Shana stop that!

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>>165774720
>>>165774617 (You)
>I don't even want to be pumped, what the heck?!
>
>>>165774620
>Shana post, Shana stop that!

:thinking: emoji

Does anyone want to chat?
I'm broe.d

>>165774892
I'm down.

>>165774868
Step away from the lizard...

>>165774868
>quoting yourself, (You) and all

>>165774868
>tfw awena stopped talking to you
oh...

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>>165774939
no, Awena is my FRIEND!!!

>>165774976
that was the point of the post...

>>165774892
No one wants to talk to you beepy.

>we're never going to get a cutscene as emotional and awesome as Flames of Truth again.

>>165775121
>Anonymous 22 seconds ago No.165775121ffxiv_12012017_010353.jpg (1.63 MB, 3840x2160)googleiqdb>>165774939
>no, Awena is my FRIEND!!!
>
>>>165774976
>that was the point of the post...


Who is that bombshell tanned c@ in the bottom right?

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>>165775121
get awa yfrom the fricken lizard!!!!!!

>>165774720
Seto pf uwu

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>>165775212
it's abe

>>165775234
join us, idiot?!?!

How do you keep thread after thread going with this cancer?

>>165775316
perfect friend?

You cf cute friend.

>>165775412
the servers are down u MORAN

How do I convince Abe to be my gf?

>>165774462
I wish you acted like this more often.

>>165775535
Like ''this''??

Why are there two discords in the pastebin?

>>165774604
thats because he's too busy fucking zettai all day

>>165775179
To be fair they had an entire other MMO as set up. Alexander was a complete let down storywise as it kinda came out of nowhere but at least Omega is getting air time in the MSQ.

>>165775746
The second one was made by a mentally ill person who pisses on their floor and shits in a box after they were banned for spamming in the first Discord and flooding it with bots afterwards. It's a 'no rules' Discord and mostly full of other people with mental illnesses and lots of ERP/cybersex talk.

>>165775746
The short answer is that people are autistic.
The long answer is that the people who run the first Discord are so incompetent, that a bunch of retards started a new one that somehow got big enough to justify adding the second one to the pastebin.

How are female lala's animations? I consider swaping my au ra for lala since I kinda feel that au ra is the most played race nowadays, and If i want to look at cute au ra I just need to look at any nearby character.

>>165775746
Join both, look at who the leaders are of each and you'll see exactly why the second one was created.

A bunch of soft skinned gays who got upset that they weren't able to ban anyone who insulted them or call them out.

>>165775957
Lalafell animations are cutesy and extremely expressive due to them having less noticeable facial expressions (apart from the extremes) due to their more alien faces.

This is the worst general on /vg/ what's wrong with you people

>>165776064
I'm talking more about battle animations, I tried looking at youtube, but faggotory is strong there.

>>165776136
Its seriously not. I think /gw2g/ is worse.

>abe is transgender and transracial
It all makes sense now...

>>165776331
This is the only general I've seen a janitor go through and delete 50% of the posts that don't agree with his ebin friends.

>>165776240
Oh, well they are the same as everyone else's.

>>165776331
the posters from there intermingle with he ones from here, if it wasnt for the harser bully type posters that call those niggas out, it would be like that here

>>165776731
uhh

>>165776240
battle animations aren't unique

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>>165776331
>I think /gw2g/ is worse.

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Just sittin here waitin for the servers...

>>165776735
one of the janitors is in soft/drakn
you can tell when they delete posts regarding their friends, im getting closer to revealing them but they have been getting more cautious, hell they even taunted someone filing legit reports on people in their group one day

>>165776984
What kind of erp are you into?

>>165776984
Go to sleep.
You have like 10-12 hours until that happens anyways so might as well be refreshed and ready to tackle on the new stuff.

>>165777068
Anyone here ERP without the personal relationship/eflirtingsex thing?

>>165777084
supposedly 8 hours from now

>>165777050
It's someone that likes Kiss and Emily

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>they forgot who the janitor is

>>165777192
2am pst is 12 hours from now

The Moogles of Moghome say that one can live his entire life without ever witnessing a raimdellopterus descend from the upper reaches of Tharl Oom Khash. They also say that some moogles spend a lot of their lives sleeping.

>>165777339
oh i'm dumb, i was looking at the lodestone maint

who is the pump poster?

Has anything been said about the umbrite nerf yet?

>need to be bloodsworn with all HW tribes to unlock the new one
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>165777404
yeah that stuff confused me too at first.

>>165777220
Elk doesn't like Kiss or Emily, so that's completely false

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>>165777068

None, you degenerate!

>>165777084
I'm still behind on MSQ anyway. I'm stuck at The Vault. Here's hoping there's still people running it tomorrow and everyone hasnt shoveled into new content.

>>165777192
10-12
10 if they are going to open them up early but it won't be earlier than that because that's when the weekly reset happens.

>>165777447
bullshit

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>>165777084
>tfw didn't get much sleep but haven't been able to get back over yet so will probably be up all night and tired as heck when the servers come back up
Talk about bad luck

>>165776984
how bout you sit in another game

>>165777607
>i didn't read the patch notes

>>165777797
youre mother, lmfao.

>>165777797
Naka

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>>165777607
>>165777907

>>165778025
Hey Now, You're an All-star

>>165777797
Lily.

>>165778112
GETCHA GAME ON
GO
PLAAAY

>>165777517
depending on what time you want to do it i can run it with you

>>165777797
Definitely Seto

>>165777797
Lethe

>>165777797
>lonely greaselords namedropping themselves

>>165777797
Seto To

>>165777797
Lethe

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God I miss playing with you guys
Regret destroying my room and jumping ship to a shitty server to play with "friends"
Biggest mistake I've made in years

>>165777447
There is no new beast tribe.
It's a quest you get for getting max reputation with the other beast tribes like you had in ARR.

>>165778362
>>165778429
+1 Seto

>>165777797
me

>>165775104
Who?
Send me a message

>>165778486
>tfw have friends on a different server but we never do anything with each other
>still feel bad that I wanna leave and it's keeping me from FUN

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will we ever get a really beast looking race? Not just somes faggy human with scales/fur?

>>165777797
Gyo

>>165778606
Nigga they don't even give us butts because scaling gear sets to them is too difficult.

>>165778419
kirito tia is NOT greasy!

>>165778486
At least we're getting cross realm party finder.

Anyone wanna cuddle?

who is HANDS DOWN the best pump in this general?

>>165778726
sure drop your discord

>>165778025
>who was that masked man
BANE?

>>165778827
Drop yours, I won't want people to know me

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>>165777797
me

>>165778582
I left my server to go play with "friends"
but 2 days later they all stop really playing
now I'm in a dead FC with his other rl friends and a dead server
18 dollars wasted

So how is everyone enjoying the new patch so far?

Wasn't too honked with my first run of the new dungeon... Too gated. Puts Anti-tower to fucking shame in terms of gating actually.

>>165778486
Is dis Flat?

>>165778606
Probably not since most people only want to play cute characters.
I don't see why they'd spend any time or resources on a race that would probably be even less popular than elezen/roe.

>>165778218
>Lily
>Lewd
Lmao he's pure

>>165778486

I cant even tell if you people are sitting like this ironically because its funny or if you are legit gang bang erping

>>165779018
What did I tell you about drinking paint?

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>>165777797

>>165778938
People should know better than play with their IRL friends.

>hey anon check out this cool mmo called world of warcraft! come play with us!
>2 months pass
>I'm the only one still playing
Was a fun 10 years tho.

>>165779084
Considering hes been back for awhile, probably not

>>165779181
rly cringe

>>165779212
Unless he meant Leviathan with Balmung as the shitty server

>>165779181
>tfw this cat married some man instead of me

>>165779181
nice

post butts of both

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>>165779084
Nah just a stranger

>>165779137
I forgot why we were all there but we hide in someones wall until they came back

>>165779209
I was playing with you guys from the start then my friend got on me for some reason for playing with a 4chan guild

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>>165779181

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>>165779180
(You)s a (You)

Thanks!

>>165778898
only if you're cute

>>165779427
That man is poetry incarnate.

I would marry him.

>>165779427
I'm cringing so fucking hard desu

Selike's cat is cute so thinking of this cringerlord being near is just

idk, gross

will people ever learn

>>165779459
I am cute

>>165779427
Hey fuck you guys. I like when I see stuff like this instead of ebs where people are in pig costumes spouting memes, yet they claim its super serious. At least he knows what he wants and doesnt bullshit and I respect that. Call this an Ippiki post if you want, but all that matters is that he knows it isnt.

>>165779427
who would have guessed Berke was this cringe worthy

>>165779560
>>165779704
you sound like upset grown men
i think its hilarious

>>165779791
It's okay Berke, at least I'm not some grown man falling for a cat in game.

>>165779846
>what is roleplay

not everyone gets attached to their escapism like you do faggot

>>165779560

> Selike's cat is cute so thinking of this cringerlord being near is just

This line is actually a bit more cringy than the posted picture

>>165779427
Doesn't he do the same cringey shit with everyone he EB's?
I remember he did the same with CG.

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>>165779427
I had someone who made me feel like that once...

>>165779560
>cringing from an IC "hey I l appreciate you"
really

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>>165779980
Nice dog...

>>165779980

Me three, anon. I've been single for almost 10 years now.

>>165778524
Fuck you.

>>165779929
She was an IRL girl where they shared lewd shit together, so it's probably not that weird, just another stage in the webbing process.

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>>165779846
>haha ok berke/ippiki

pic related is you

>>165779427
>ippiki refers to selkie as 'wife'
>selkie refers to ippiki as 'friend'

>>165780074
Same here anon, given up on real world relationships, I have porn and money, pretty happy out. Now I can really relate when watching animes and some old fart goes "it's good to be young"

>>165780145
Well Ippiki did like a super cringey flirtmaster one while CG did a "down boy, we're just friends one"

oh I found it in the archive

>Thom Grieger: When I first knew you, I never expected anything more than this, actually.
>Thom Grieger: Comfort and pleasant times, something pretty rare to me.
>Thom Grieger: It turned into more over time, and not a mite of concern rose to mind.
>Thom Grieger: Through anger, distrust, tears, and lewd things, I was never on edge or stressed.
>Thom Grieger: I love you, and accept you as my wife, Colette.

>Colette Grieger: Ever since the day we met on Leviathan, we've been there for each other
>Colette Grieger: You've been my mentor, my big brother, my guide, and always on my side
>Colette Grieger: We've gone through a lot and drifted from realm to realm, yet never apart
>Colette Grieger: So, through ego-trips from pouting lips, Through traveled miles and Ultimate Trials..., Through these vows rehearsed for the thirst
>Colette Grieger: I'm here for you; for better, for worse.

>>165780001
>IC

come on now, this is Ippiki we're talking about

probably (You)

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>>165779427
"LE CRINGEY HETEROSEXUAL LOL" is less funny every time, you guys.

I made that little speech for only one person present at that event, in case you haven't clued in.

>>165767490
what's wrong with her left arm?

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>>165779427

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>Anon I know there is a maintenance going on, but we need more members for the sick GARO PVP EVENT. So get out there and recruit for patch 3.5 in Balmung's hottest new FC The Average Joes. And remember with a little bit of passion, and a lot of hard work, you too can never fail!

>>165780446
She doesn't love you back.

>>165780446
the thirstlord himself

>>165780446
This isn't about him having a heterosexual EB or whatever.
It's about him being cringey and thirsty.

No one shits on Aendyr or Wesley because they never were such pathetic losers.

>>165780346
those two are extremely similar, but one just uses marriage-appropriate pronouns/adjectives, what's your point?

>>165780574
aendyr actually is super fucking thirsty and cringey tho?

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https://my.mixtape.moe/ssoial.mp4

>>165780576
>Pickles says I love you and calls her his wife.
>CG just says she's there for him and calls him her brother.

>>165780574
>Saying how you feel is cringy

Maybe you guys have been so divested from emotion and socialization that you think any emotional expression sounds silly, and that we should all be stoics or at best narcissists or sociopaths.

>>165780574
those are really sweet guys that care about their girls, there's no difference here except that it's a meme to hate on one of them

>>165780664
>super thirsty
>has been with the same person for like 3 years now
really makes u thunk

>>165780729
>Having that strong feelings for some girl through the game character that you know absolutely nothing about except that you exchanged a few pics and talked on skype

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what is /xivg/ up to during maintenance?!

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>>165780680
who the fuck is this

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guys, we're missing the real problem here

these fucking BOOTS good lord

>>165780729
It's fine except it's a video game bro.

Is <<Yuri!>> still around and as cancerous as ever?

They were spamming the fuck out of most /shout channels with SJW shit and poorly versed politics back when I was on Balmeme and at least half of my blacklist was comprised of their roster. Considering transferring back now and I'm curious.

>>165780753
You don't see either of those 2 desperately vetting everyone to find out if they are a girl IRL and then constantly hitting on them and being extremely inappropriate.
>>165780729
Nigga you haven't even met her irl.
Get a life you balding loser.

>>165780713
yeah, what a cringey loser, being so scared of a virtual wedding that she calls her husband "brother" lmao

>>165780849
I can't breathe

>>165780753
>>165780574
I think its about degree. People tend to look down upon ebins less if they are consistent and take things slow. When you jump between potential eb partners frequently you begin to look silly and desperate, as if the only reason you're playing XIV is to use it like a dating sim. Theres a huge difference between doing that and ending up in an eb or relationship over time that just happens.

>>165780820
You sweet innocent child...

>>165780871
>Is <<Yuri!>> still around
Yes
>and as cancerous as ever?
Haven't really heard of them for a while.
I assume yes, though.

>>165780901
>You don't see either of those 2 desperately vetting everyone to find out if they are a girl IRL and then constantly hitting on them and being extremely inappropriate.
you only see gay men playing catgirls doing this, though

>>165780901
Whats wrong with having some standards and basic requirements for someone you supposedly care about? If you're gonna get into a relationship you might as well look for something you like instead of the first thing that says yes.

>>165780993
I try to stay the fuck outta the drama, it's a fuckin' video game. But that... just why.

>>165780849
Ippiki versus shoes will continue to be my favourite anime battle.

>>165780680
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOqMqR70ilI

>>165780941
the CG eb was in like april 2015, this is now jan 2017

meanwhile random grown men have a new boyfriend literally every month complete with dozens of pictures being spammed here

Anyone want to dump RL pics of these thread celebs so I can put a face to a name?

Where can I afk in FFXIV that has music as comfy as this? https://youtu.be/7WAcS-1H3BM

>>165779913
this
>>165780238
I was too embarrassed to make a gay speech like he did because I didn't know half the people there so I settled for something genuine.

>>165781189
Are they still together? Either way I dont know Ippiki or CG well I am just making a general statement. Theres ways here to be in an EB but not get bullied for it.

>>165781023
Except that Ippiki does it as well, thus he is an object of ridicule.
>>165781034
Want some standards?
OK
Meet a person IRL before you try to stick your dick in them and sexually harass them over the internet like that creepo did with Meria.
>>165781385
>I was too embarrassed to make a gay speech like he did
LMAO

>>165780901
hes flying out to see her soon lmao

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where are you...

>>165781354
Nowhere. You will never be that comfy in XIV.

>>165781354
Some may find it boring but I think the inn music is comfy as fuck, especially since I only go there to end my day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWoKzz5Tfzo

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Ippiki keeps trying to make himself out to be some kind of chick magnet but it's been clearly documented throughough his half-decade infamy that he can actually only "get with" girls through the internet. Video games are literally his life.

>>165781535
Why...

Servers up yet?

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>>165781606
...

>>165781461
You know no one will think your opinion is of any value when you bring her up, right? Meria orbiters are cringey af

>>165780446
Time and time again you pounce on someone as soon as you find out they have a vagina. Sometimes even when they don't.

This will always be funny until you stop doing it.

>>165781582
The more you people talk about this guy just them doubt you, you know that, right?

It's the Donald Trump effect at work, seriously.

>>165781743
I don't even play on the same server as her, m8.
I've just seen the discord pics and that's straight up sexual harassment

>>165781889
makes them*

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Anyone know whos wedding this way?
I was literally only llevel 20 on my first job when I got invited to it
was cool to see though

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>>165781889
Except unlike Trump, it doesn't make anyone like Ippiki. He's a fucking joke.

>>165782116
>female x female
disgusting

ol dry dick 'piki they calls him

what are my chances of meeting a real world wife on ffxiv if im a normal atitude, well adjusted male

>>165782245
if you were normal and well adjusted you wouldn't even consider this game for romance

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>>165779980
me too

>people still this triggered

says a lot when someone youre intimidated by someone like ippiki lol

>>165782312
Nailed it.

>>165782342
kinda

he gets shitposted about more than anyone else and everyone still digs as hard as they can, it's pretty funny desu

>>165782342
I don't think the people laughing at him are intimidated, Anon.

>>165782245
Video games are for relaxation after work/school, not for dating.

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Is the difference between someone whose thirsty and isn't is how successful they are or how eager they are?

Does anyone still have the vows pickles did for CG?

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>>165780475
did this dude actually make an fc

wtf im resubbing now

why is ippiki's dick so dry?

I'm kinda new here and I'm curious, is this ippiki the same one from /bnsg/?

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knight of isghard seeking female voidsent to hang from my chandelier by their tail

must like pinatas.

pst

>>165782498
>making fun of someone for years at a time doesnt make you insecure

okaaaaay lmao

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>>165781535
i assume you mean me
hi

>>165782560
literally posted in this thread

>>165782514
the latter, if someone never tries, they can't ever fail

>>165782579
no, that literally xivg shitposters pointing fingers when he didn't even play the game, really makes you think about >>165782342

>>165782514
If you're thirsty and successful I don't think anyone even notices

>>165782603
Oh, I scrolled past it

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>>165780446
I miss when sharing feelings wasn't "cringe" and liable to get posted/spread around social media for even more attention. I miss when affection wasn't "thirst". I miss romance, however cheesy it might seem.

It wouldn't be worth a damn if it was easy I guess.

Good on you for having the balls to still open up.