Scathach and Maintenance Edition
>Heavensturn (December 31st - January 16th)
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2017/Heavensturn/
>Patch 3.5 Trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xixQ5XhjkM
>Patch 3.5 Notes
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/d90ea3ee6d083eaba4f22e5deefe934b0a0a464e
>Letter from the Producer LIVE Part XXXII and XXXIII
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/3ee28e9c3569e2c7be7212675e20a99641370d8d
>Stormblood Expansion Teaser:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAobb8_SzHY
>Red Mage Teaser:
https://streamable.com/25l4x
>Fanfest interview with Yoshi:
http://gamerescape.com/2016/12/26/famitsu-sits-down-with-naoki-yoshida-at-jp-fan-festival-2016/
>3.5 Gung Ho for GARO Collaboration
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/pr/blog/001753.html
>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells
http://pastebin.com/raw/YcEBGQWu
Previously on /xivg/:
>>165739160
Post butts
>papalymo is going to sacrifice himself to become phoenix and kill rhalgr
2nd for adventure
>>165767613
FEMROES!
So anything of interest to note in the new patch notes ?
What are you guys up to during the maintenance ?
Male roe only thread
>>165767730
stop or face the consequences
I have made up my mind.
I will find a lala lady to love me.
What should I fantasia my female Midlander into, a lizard- or catgirl?
I mainly play SMN.
Should I shave my head
>>165767891
lala
The trick to dealing with difficult ebins is a multi stage process. First is persistence. If you find that even after they continue to ignore you or bully you after weeks of you being friendly then stage two is counter bullying. Normally you try and slander their reputation based on what you know or from what is circulated here, and get them kicked from FCs and such. The final step is to try and be the one who saves them secretly from the trouble you caused in the first place. If even this doesn't work then they become Beepy tier and become a recluse or quit typically. Honestly nobody here should have difficulty meeting other good /xivg/ players who are kind, but if you refuse it continually then it turns on you.
>>165767891Female midlander.
>>165767772
Just look at them yourself when you have the time.
Lots of nice QoL changes.
>>165767904
yes ippiki
>>165767840
good luck
Paging that one really slutty c@ who will fuck anything with a pulse and 5 gil who smells funny
So how hype is the ending going to be?
>>165767613
>>165767975
I mostly meant the 'full' patch notes where they added in items and stuff.
Here's hoping the new Relic stage for AST looks cool . . .
>>165767613
>>165767707
So you're not posting butt alone.
>>165767613
>>165768061
3.3 was technically the ending of HW.
3.4 and 3.5 are just buildup for Ala Mhigo so it will probably be more of a "to be continued" thing.
>>165767613
People posting their GoFundMe's in party finder should be punched
I need to erp with someone as soon as these servers come up due to this downtime. Who is the easiest person to erp on Balmung because I really need this fix quick.
KFC C@S GREASIER THAN THE COLONEL'S FINEST
>>165768451
Isnt it at least reportable? Hopefully a permanent ban.
>>165768480
Try one any of the butt posters.
>>165768480
Literally just walk into the Quicksand and pet any catboy you see.
>>165768243
Who is this cat?
American hours are the worst shit imaginable.
>>165768739
>all the butt posters are euros
>>165768610
Why would anyone get with a catboy? Are there even any good ones outside of /xivg/?
>>165767613
>>165768610
>catboy
>>165767789
>implying you're Chemo-chan
Literally shaking.
>>165768762
Anon said he wanted easy. Nothing's easier than twinkqo'te sluts.
>>165768678
from the tail tip and red hair, it appears to be Sol
>>165768759
Not all of them.
>>165768762
>Why would anyone get with a catboy?
For me it's because hyur are boring, roe nonexistant and not my thing anyway, elezen largely nonexistant, lala nonexistant, au ra are all futas and I'm not a fan of their fem so welp.
>>165769046
catgirls?
>>165769014
a large majority of them
I want headpats FROM a lalafell.
Ever notice how just about every homosexual from /xivg/ is from Europe?
>>165764707
>M93R's shouldn't be a thing
Fuck off mate, M93R's are sex af
Do you think when we finish this relic step the stats will be locked and won't be able to change them?
>>165769231
I'm a gay American how you doing
>>165769231
go in the thread during euro hours, its disgraceful.
>>165767682
>>165769231
But I like girls too
>>165769328
you're the minority of the Americans in the thread, shut it.
>>165768678
>>165769000
You're right. It was me.
I'll stop posting now if I'm that easy to find out.
>>165769463
i'm a gay american too~
>>165769328
Enjoy what time you have left, Friday fast approaches . . .
Does anybody on Balmung want to have a pure Yuri relationship with a Lizard?Please, I'm lonely ; ;
>>165769497
Do you erp?
>>165769417
>tfw no bi boyfriend to oggle over cute people with but still think they're the most beautiful person in the world
>>165769231
tfw euros have the best voices..
>>165769703
which euro has the cutest voice
>>165769748
Still to be determined... Need more data
>>165769689
I share this feel
>>165769703
only ones with booming accents
most of the ones here have nasally or higher pitch voices. i want man voices, deep booming voices that shake my innards when they speak those are the best.
>tfw eb'd the best person in the world
>>165769096
I can deal withfuta c@sometimes, but that's kinda come and go.
>>165769601
>Pure yuri relationship
>Please, I'm so lonely
Well there's your problem.
>>165769973
What about non-futa?
>>165770029I know, I know.; ;
>>165769231
euro and gay as hell, can confirm
>>165769703So do you though.
Any gay roebros on here?
>>165767613
>>165769601
Yuri is fucking trash
>>165770460
fynn post
>>165770539
kirito tsunderie~
>>165770460
Hey thats me
>>165770460
Pretty sure any Roe player is gay
>>165770412
pls
>>165770363
same
>>165770460
yeah what's up
>>165770735
Your own fault for proving yesterday!!
>>165769231
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaOLgy3YKtA
Euros grow up gay now
Which Americunts have the best voices?
Which Britbongs have the best voices?
>>165771356
Ada
Pub
>>165771448
yeah no
>>165771448
Meracle is cuter
>>165771448
ada sounds like a character from beavis and butthead
I miss him
More customization sliders soon?
More faces/more sliders would probably rock the foundation of FFXIV as we know it.
>>165769602
I have, yes.
>>165771675
Who is this edgecat?
Can I fantasia with my character's clothes on? I'd like to see how they look together before swapping
>>165771356
Fibblit sounds cute when she doesn't mute her mic.
>>165769369
How do I get that tall?
>>165771648
he's mine now. you couldn't satisfy him.
>>165771790
No. My suggestion is to use a Retainer Fantasia to turn your retainer into your potential new character, and equip whatever glamours you want onto it.
>>165771675
It's liable with the release of 4.0 and the dropping of PS3, that we will get more slider options, like we used to have.
>>165771913
cheat engine
>>165771790
PS3 limitations sorry.
>thread is mostly erp faggot bullshit
Do you fuckers even talk about the game?
I'm out.
>>165771913
apex predator genetics
when are the servers coming back online?
shana bp (british pussy!!)
Anyone just hate their nose?
>>165768887
kyute kyat
>>165772073
mistresses fake suicides... uwu...
>>165772070
The game is down and the current patch has been out for months and already examined.
No one cares until tomorrow when we can talk about new stuff
>>165772073
D-damn.I'd play cat if I could be that tall. Sticking to fem highlander.
>>165772090
uhh...???
>>165771990
Yeah i'm hoping it was just a ps3 limitations thing, it's one of the most requested things, for sure...
>>165771785
edge2
>>165771990
>like we used to have.
When, in your dreams?
>>165772274
can you turn off the blur next time? Or is it just something wrong with my eyes while looking at that?
>>165772073
I'd have more respect for cats who could grow that tall.
>>165772571
it's just /gpose in chapel, nothing extra
>>165771448
found the softshitter
>>165769689
>tfw no gf who doesn't think I'll try to hump anything on two legs cause I'm bi
>>165767505
Nah that's exactly what 2 was for me after the abominable failure that was AC5. I refuse to touch anymore of their products.
tfw mmo withdrawal so bad your depression rating is extremely high
>>165772509
Someone doesn't remember the booty sliders
>>165773021
attack on bp
>>165772260
>>165772073
New cat tribe when?
>>165773075
Someone doesn't remember that the only thing 1.0 allowed you to customise about your character's body was their height, and everything was done by options rather than sliders.
>>165772260
>fem highlander.
Post pictures, please.
>>165772073
tfw no tall c@ gf
tfw no sleep
>>165773416
sis is cute!
>>165773236
Not a big fan of posting my avatar.
>>165773515
as it should be, good on you.
>>165773236
and you, go away.
>Yda and Papalymo are going to have another final stand
>>165773515
Do you wanna date my avatar, she's a star
>>165773136
>tall c@girl topping a small twink c@boy
This is my life goal.
>>165773968
yes... YES!!!
So how do we think 3.5 is going to compare against 2.5 story wise? Are we getting a long cutscene with bombs dropping again?
>>165773226
Semantics
>>165774037
yoshi said no super long cutscenes
>tfw my bp is unpumped
>>165774179
it's okay seto
>>165773751
Make me.
>>165774093
Thank god desu.
The 40 minutes it took me through 2.5 final cutscenes was pretty bad.
Don't get me wrong, I like cutscenes but I think HW just does the whole questing thing better where the connection between the gameplay and the cutscenes is more direct if that makes any sense.
>>165773454
>ram has orbiters now
standards are at an all time low.
>>165774280
I mean yeah, it's unpumped. But that wasn't me...
honestly its all of your faults for enabling this behavor
if youd ignore them they will go away, this is why renko only posts 2 times a day now if even that.
>>165774425
rUm was my sis before you went on a crusade
>>165774462
it's okay seto
>>165774462
Repu... Go pump
>>165774617
I don't even want to be pumped, what the heck?!
>>165774620
Shana post, Shana stop that!
>>165774720
>>>165774617 (You)
>I don't even want to be pumped, what the heck?!
>
>>>165774620
>Shana post, Shana stop that!
:thinking: emoji
Does anyone want to chat?
I'm broe.d
>>165774892
I'm down.
>>165774868
Step away from the lizard...
>>165774868
>quoting yourself, (You) and all
>>165774868
>tfw awena stopped talking to you
oh...
>>165774939
no, Awena is my FRIEND!!!
>>165774976
that was the point of the post...
>>165774892
No one wants to talk to you beepy.
>we're never going to get a cutscene as emotional and awesome as Flames of Truth again.
>>165775121
>Anonymous 22 seconds ago No.165775121ffxiv_12012017_010353.jpg (1.63 MB, 3840x2160)googleiqdb>>165774939
>no, Awena is my FRIEND!!!
>
>>>165774976
>that was the point of the post...
Who is that bombshell tanned c@ in the bottom right?
>>165775121
get awa yfrom the fricken lizard!!!!!!
>>165774720
Seto pf uwu
>>165775212
it's abe
>>165775234
join us, idiot?!?!
How do you keep thread after thread going with this cancer?
>>165775316perfect friend?Youcfcute friend.
>>165775412
the servers are down u MORAN
How do I convince Abe to be my gf?
>>165774462
I wish you acted like this more often.
>>165775535
Like ''this''??
Why are there two discords in the pastebin?
>>165774604
thats because he's too busy fucking zettai all day
>>165775179
To be fair they had an entire other MMO as set up. Alexander was a complete let down storywise as it kinda came out of nowhere but at least Omega is getting air time in the MSQ.
>>165775746
The second one was made by a mentally ill person who pisses on their floor and shits in a box after they were banned for spamming in the first Discord and flooding it with bots afterwards. It's a 'no rules' Discord and mostly full of other people with mental illnesses and lots of ERP/cybersex talk.
>>165775746
The short answer is that people are autistic.
The long answer is that the people who run the first Discord are so incompetent, that a bunch of retards started a new one that somehow got big enough to justify adding the second one to the pastebin.
How are female lala's animations? I consider swaping my au ra for lala since I kinda feel that au ra is the most played race nowadays, and If i want to look at cute au ra I just need to look at any nearby character.
>>165775746
Join both, look at who the leaders are of each and you'll see exactly why the second one was created.
A bunch of soft skinned gays who got upset that they weren't able to ban anyone who insulted them or call them out.
>>165775957
Lalafell animations are cutesy and extremely expressive due to them having less noticeable facial expressions (apart from the extremes) due to their more alien faces.
This is the worst general on /vg/ what's wrong with you people
>>165776064
I'm talking more about battle animations, I tried looking at youtube, but faggotory is strong there.
>>165776136
Its seriously not. I think /gw2g/ is worse.
>abe is transgenderand transracial
It all makes sense now...
>>165776331
This is the only general I've seen a janitor go through and delete 50% of the posts that don't agree with his ebin friends.
>>165776240
Oh, well they are the same as everyone else's.
>>165776331
the posters from there intermingle with he ones from here, if it wasnt for the harser bully type posters that call those niggas out, it would be like that here
>>165776731
uhh
>>165776240
battle animations aren't unique
>>165776331
>I think /gw2g/ is worse.
Just sittin here waitin for the servers...
>>165776735
one of the janitors is in soft/drakn
you can tell when they delete posts regarding their friends, im getting closer to revealing them but they have been getting more cautious, hell they even taunted someone filing legit reports on people in their group one day
>>165776984
What kind oferpare you into?
>>165776984
Go to sleep.
You have like 10-12 hours until that happens anyways so might as well be refreshed and ready to tackle on the new stuff.
>>165777068
Anyone here ERP without the personal relationship/eflirtingsex thing?
>>165777084
supposedly 8 hours from now
>>165777050
It's someone that likes Kiss and Emily
>they forgot who the janitor is
>>165777192
2am pst is 12 hours from now
The Moogles of Moghome say that one can live his entire life without ever witnessing a raimdellopterus descend from the upper reaches of Tharl Oom Khash. They also say that some moogles spend a lot of their lives sleeping.
>>165777339
oh i'm dumb, i was looking at the lodestone maint
who is the pump poster?
Has anything been said about the umbrite nerf yet?
>need to be bloodsworn with all HW tribes to unlock the new one
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>165777404
yeah that stuff confused me too at first.
>>165777220
Elk doesn't like Kiss or Emily, so that's completely false
>>165777068
None, you degenerate!
>>165777084
I'm still behind on MSQ anyway. I'm stuck at The Vault. Here's hoping there's still people running it tomorrow and everyone hasnt shoveled into new content.
>>165777192
10-12
10 if they are going to open them up early but it won't be earlier than that because that's when the weekly reset happens.
>>165777447
bullshit
>>165777084
>tfw didn't get much sleep but haven't been able to get back over yet so will probably be up all night and tired as heck when the servers come back up
Talk about bad luck
>>165776984
how bout you sit in another game
>>165777607
>i didn't read the patch notes
>>165777797
youre mother, lmfao.
>>165777797
Naka
>>165777607
>>165777907
>>165778025Hey Now, You're an All-star
>>165777797
Lily.
>>165778112
GETCHA GAME ON
GO
PLAAAY
>>165777517
depending on what time you want to do it i can run it with you
>>165777797
Definitely Seto
>>165777797
Lethe
>>165777797
>lonely greaselords namedropping themselves
>>165777797
Seto To
>>165777797
Lethe
God I miss playing with you guys
Regret destroying my room and jumping ship to a shitty server to play with "friends"
Biggest mistake I've made in years
>>165777447
There is no new beast tribe.
It's a quest you get for getting max reputation with the other beast tribes like you had in ARR.
>>165778362
>>165778429
+1 Seto
>>165777797
me
>>165775104
Who?
Send me a message
>>165778486
>tfw have friends on a different server but we never do anything with each other
>still feel bad that I wanna leave and it's keeping me from FUN
will we ever get a really beast looking race? Not just somes faggy human with scales/fur?
>>165777797
Gyo
>>165778606
Nigga they don't even give us butts because scaling gear sets to them is too difficult.
>>165778419
kirito tia is NOT greasy!
>>165778486
At least we're getting cross realm party finder.
Anyone wanna cuddle?
who is HANDS DOWN the best pump in this general?
>>165778726
sure drop your discord
>>165778025
>who was that masked manBANE?
>>165778827Drop yours, I won't want people to know me
>>165777797
me
>>165778582
I left my server to go play with "friends"
but 2 days later they all stop really playing
now I'm in a dead FC with his other rl friends and a dead server
18 dollars wasted
So how is everyone enjoying the new patch so far?
Wasn't too honked with my first run of the new dungeon... Too gated. Puts Anti-tower to fucking shame in terms of gating actually.
>>165778486
Is dis Flat?
>>165778606
Probably not since most people only want to play cute characters.
I don't see why they'd spend any time or resources on a race that would probably be even less popular than elezen/roe.
>>165778218
>Lily
>Lewd
Lmao he's pure
>>165778486
I cant even tell if you people are sitting like this ironically because its funny or if you are legit gang bang erping
>>165779018
What did I tell you about drinking paint?
>>165777797
>>165778938
People should know better than play with their IRL friends.
>hey anon check out this cool mmo called world of warcraft! come play with us!
>2 months pass
>I'm the only one still playing
Was a fun 10 years tho.
>>165779084
Considering hes been back for awhile, probably not
>>165779181
rly cringe
>>165779212
Unless he meant Leviathan with Balmung as the shitty server
>>165779181
>tfw this cat married some man instead of me
>>165779181
nice
post butts of both
>>165779084
Nah just a stranger
>>165779137
I forgot why we were all there but we hide in someones wall until they came back
>>165779209
I was playing with you guys from the start then my friend got on me for some reason for playing with a 4chan guild
>>165779181
>>165779180
(You)s a (You)
Thanks!
>>165778898only if you're cute
>>165779427
That man is poetry incarnate.
I would marry him.
>>165779427
I'm cringing so fucking hard desu
Selike's cat is cute so thinking of this cringerlord being near is just
idk, gross
will people ever learn
>>165779459
I am cute
>>165779427
Hey fuck you guys. I like when I see stuff like this instead of ebs where people are in pig costumes spouting memes, yet they claim its super serious. At least he knows what he wants and doesnt bullshit and I respect that.Call this an Ippiki post if you want, but all that matters is that he knows it isnt.
>>165779427
who would have guessed Berke was this cringe worthy
>>165779560
>>165779704
you sound like upset grown men
i think its hilarious
>>165779791
It's okay Berke, at least I'm not some grown man falling for a cat in game.
>>165779846
>what is roleplay
not everyone gets attached to their escapism like you do faggot
>>165779560
> Selike's cat is cute so thinking of this cringerlord being near is just
This line is actually a bit more cringy than the posted picture
>>165779427
Doesn't he do the same cringey shit with everyone he EB's?
I remember he did the same with CG.
>>165779427
I had someone who made me feel like that once...
>>165779560
>cringing from an IC "hey I l appreciate you"
really
>>165779980
Nice dog...
>>165779980
Me three, anon. I've been single for almost 10 years now.
>>165778524Fuck you.
>>165779929
She was an IRL girl where they shared lewd shit together, so it's probably not that weird, just another stage in the webbing process.
>>165779846
>haha ok berke/ippiki
pic related is you
>>165779427
>ippiki refers to selkie as 'wife'
>selkie refers to ippiki as 'friend'
>>165780074
Same here anon, given up on real world relationships, I have porn and money, pretty happy out. Now I can really relate when watching animes and some old fart goes "it's good to be young"
>>165780145
Well Ippiki did like a super cringey flirtmaster one while CG did a "down boy, we're just friends one"
oh I found it in the archive
>Thom Grieger: When I first knew you, I never expected anything more than this, actually.
>Thom Grieger: Comfort and pleasant times, something pretty rare to me.
>Thom Grieger: It turned into more over time, and not a mite of concern rose to mind.
>Thom Grieger: Through anger, distrust, tears, and lewd things, I was never on edge or stressed.
>Thom Grieger: I love you, and accept you as my wife, Colette.
>Colette Grieger: Ever since the day we met on Leviathan, we've been there for each other
>Colette Grieger: You've been my mentor, my big brother, my guide, and always on my side
>Colette Grieger: We've gone through a lot and drifted from realm to realm, yet never apart
>Colette Grieger: So, through ego-trips from pouting lips, Through traveled miles and Ultimate Trials..., Through these vows rehearsed for the thirst
>Colette Grieger: I'm here for you; for better, for worse.
>>165780001
>IC
come on now, this is Ippiki we're talking about
probably (You)
>>165779427
"LE CRINGEY HETEROSEXUAL LOL" is less funny every time, you guys.
I made that little speech for only one person present at that event, in case you haven't clued in.
>>165767490
what's wrong with her left arm?
>>165779427
>Anon I know there is a maintenance going on, but we need more members for the sick GARO PVP EVENT. So get out there and recruit for patch 3.5 in Balmung's hottest new FC The Average Joes. And remember with a little bit of passion, and a lot of hard work, you too can never fail!
>>165780446
She doesn't love you back.
>>165780446
the thirstlord himself
>>165780446
This isn't about him having a heterosexual EB or whatever.
It's about him being cringey and thirsty.
No one shits on Aendyr or Wesley because they never were such pathetic losers.
>>165780346
those two are extremely similar, but one just uses marriage-appropriate pronouns/adjectives, what's your point?
>>165780574
aendyr actually is super fucking thirsty and cringey tho?
https://my.mixtape.moe/ssoial.mp4
>>165780576
>Pickles says I love you and calls her his wife.
>CG just says she's there for him and calls him her brother.
>>165780574
>Saying how you feel is cringy
Maybe you guys have been so divested from emotion and socialization that you think any emotional expression sounds silly, and that we should all be stoics or at best narcissists or sociopaths.
>>165780574
those are really sweet guys that care about their girls, there's no difference here except that it's a meme to hate on one of them
>>165780664
>super thirsty
>has been with the same person for like 3 years now
really makes u thunk
>>165780729
>Having that strong feelings for some girl through the game character that you know absolutely nothing about except that you exchanged a few pics and talked on skype
what is /xivg/ up to during maintenance?!
>>165780680
who the fuck is this
guys, we're missing the real problem here
these fucking BOOTS good lord
>>165780729
It's fine except it's a video game bro.
Is <<Yuri!>> still around and as cancerous as ever?
They were spamming the fuck out of most /shout channels with SJW shit and poorly versed politics back when I was on Balmeme and at least half of my blacklist was comprised of their roster. Considering transferring back now and I'm curious.
>>165780753
You don't see either of those 2 desperately vetting everyone to find out if they are a girl IRL and then constantly hitting on them and being extremely inappropriate.
>>165780729
Nigga you haven't even met her irl.
Get a life you balding loser.
>>165780713
yeah, what a cringey loser, being so scared of a virtual wedding that she calls her husband "brother" lmao
>>165780849
I can't breathe
>>165780753
>>165780574
I think its about degree. People tend to look down upon ebins less if they are consistent and take things slow. When you jump between potential eb partners frequently you begin to look silly and desperate, as if the only reason you're playing XIV is to use it like a dating sim. Theres a huge difference between doing that and ending up in an eb or relationship over time that just happens.
>>165780820
You sweet innocent child...
>>165780871
>Is <<Yuri!>> still around
Yes
>and as cancerous as ever?
Haven't really heard of them for a while.
I assume yes, though.
>>165780901
>You don't see either of those 2 desperately vetting everyone to find out if they are a girl IRL and then constantly hitting on them and being extremely inappropriate.
you only see gay men playing catgirls doing this, though
>>165780901
Whats wrong with having some standards and basic requirements for someone you supposedly care about? If you're gonna get into a relationship you might as well look for something you like instead of the first thing that says yes.
>>165780993
I try to stay the fuck outta the drama, it's a fuckin' video game. But that... just why.
>>165780849
Ippiki versus shoes will continue to be my favourite anime battle.
>>165780680
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOqMqR70ilI
>>165780941
the CG eb was in like april 2015, this is now jan 2017
meanwhile random grown men have a new boyfriend literally every month complete with dozens of pictures being spammed here
Anyone want to dump RL pics of these thread celebs so I can put a face to a name?
Where can I afk in FFXIV that has music as comfy as this? https://youtu.be/7WAcS-1H3BM
>>165779913
this
>>165780238
I was too embarrassed to make a gay speech like he did because I didn't know half the people there so I settled for somethinggenuine.
>>165781189
Are they still together? Either way I dont know Ippiki or CG well I am just making a general statement. Theres ways here to be in an EB but not get bullied for it.
>>165781023
Except that Ippiki does it as well, thus he is an object of ridicule.
>>165781034
Want some standards?
OK
Meet a person IRL before you try to stick your dick in them and sexually harass them over the internet like that creepo did with Meria.
>>165781385
>I was too embarrassed to make a gay speech like he did
LMAO
>>165780901
hes flying out to see her soon lmao
where are you...
>>165781354
Nowhere. You will never be that comfy in XIV.
>>165781354
Some may find it boring but I think the inn music is comfy as fuck, especially since I only go there to end my day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWoKzz5Tfzo
Ippiki keeps trying to make himself out to be some kind of chick magnet but it's been clearly documented throughough his half-decade infamy that he can actually only "get with" girls through the internet. Video games are literally his life.
>>165781535
Why...
Servers up yet?
>>165781606
...
>>165781461
You know no one will think your opinion is of any value when you bring her up, right? Meria orbiters are cringey af
>>165780446
Time and time again you pounce on someone as soon as you find out they have a vagina. Sometimes even when they don't.
This will always be funny until you stop doing it.
>>165781582
The more you people talk about this guy just them doubt you, you know that, right?
It's the Donald Trump effect at work, seriously.
>>165781743
I don't even play on the same server as her, m8.
I've just seen the discord pics and that's straight up sexual harassment
>>165781889
makes them*
Anyone know whos wedding this way?
I was literally only llevel 20 on my first job when I got invited to it
was cool to see though
>>165781889
Except unlike Trump, it doesn't make anyone like Ippiki. He's a fucking joke.
>>165782116
>female x female
disgusting
ol dry dick 'piki they calls him
what are my chances of meeting a real world wife on ffxiv if im a normal atitude, well adjusted male
>>165782245
if you were normal and well adjusted you wouldn't even consider this game for romance
>>165779980
me too
>people still this triggered
says a lot when someone youre intimidated by someone like ippiki lol
>>165782312
Nailed it.
>>165782342
kinda
he gets shitposted about more than anyone else and everyone still digs as hard as they can, it's pretty funny desu
>>165782342
I don't think the people laughing at him are intimidated, Anon.
>>165782245
Video games are for relaxation after work/school, not for dating.
Is the difference between someone whose thirsty and isn't is how successful they are or how eager they are?
Does anyone still have the vows pickles did for CG?
>>165780475
did this dude actually make an fc
wtf im resubbing now
why is ippiki's dick so dry?
I'm kinda new here and I'm curious, is this ippiki the same one from/bnsg/?
knight of isghard seeking female voidsent to hang from my chandelier by their tail
must like pinatas.
pst
>>165782498
>making fun of someone for years at a time doesnt make you insecure
okaaaaay lmao
>>165781535
i assume you mean me
hi
>>165782560
literally posted in this thread
>>165782514
the latter, if someone never tries, they can't ever fail
>>165782579
no, that literally xivg shitposters pointing fingers when he didn't even play the game, really makes you think about >>165782342
>>165782514
If you're thirsty and successful I don't think anyone even notices
>>165782603
Oh, I scrolled past it
>>165780446
I miss when sharing feelings wasn't "cringe" and liable to get posted/spread around social media for even more attention. I miss when affection wasn't "thirst". I miss romance, however cheesy it might seem.
It wouldn't be worth a damn if it was easy I guess.
Good on you for having the balls to still open up.
>>165782173
rest in peace this boys hairline 1999-2014
>>165782584
>doing the same thing for years that you were originally laughed at
>surprised when 3 years later people still laugh at you
>>165782584
Never got this. This sounds like some Freud shit people make up to feel better. I make fun of stuff that I am not worried about all the time. You'll just give me some psychology nonsense about how my "internal mind" is afraid or something silly.
>>165782698
He did play it.
He also played TERA for a while but was too shit so he quit.
>>165782757
>still laughing
>>165782767
>analyzing it this much
another sign of insecurity
>>165782930
you already overanalyzed it
>>165782781
what's up
I miss you.
>>165783004
not really, nigga. youre the one who started naming off people like freud
>>165782767
Actually if it's Freud, it's probably related to your penis or your mother.
>>165783107
that wasn't my post
>>165783005
good image
>>165782729
>It wouldn't be worth a damn if it was easy I guess.
Nailed it
>>165782930
I knew you'd say something like that. People have no good arguments on here lately. They'll say whatever metaphysical things they can think of or pull a fallacy from a chart just to make a point. How tragic.
>>165780475
every eb is just two women getting married because only people who play female characters would ever use that shit to get married
classic
Hello nerds. So you like lizards?
>>165783281
not everything must be an argument.
>>165783330
fuck you epp all you do is suck cock
>>165783312
I dunno man. I am interested in it but I can't find a single female ebin thatlikes male characters.
I wonder how many times he'll reply to himself this time.
>>165783327
>he said, shortly before quitting to do drugs and have gay sex
>>165783403
ACTUALLY Epp is pure and has been since they transferred to Balmung.
>>165782574
That's right Miss, you too can be an Average Joe
>>165783330
Lets see some butt first
>>165783483
both drugs and gay sex are win
>Blessed Tacklekeep Rod
I'm sorry but I have some concerns/issues with letting a priest bless my rod and/or tackle.
>>165783490
He erpd with cat Lethe
>>165783327
He did end up joining Cellar's static
>>165783410
There are like, a dozen I could name right now, but it's your responsibility to find someone you get along with, connect, and can be honest to. Get out there and try, failing just teaches you important lessons.
>>165783330
Can I use your handlebars?
>>165783483
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/138666217/#138704226
keep balding bro
>>165783580
Alphie is so fucking cute, I hope Alisae coming back won't take away from his screen time.
Fuck I wanna /ss/
>>165783580
I doubt it can be melded so I'm curious what its actual stats will be. I kinda doubt you'll need the new gear at all in order to catch the new big fish, though
which one of you is this
>>165783796
Me.
>>165783179
thanks i drew it myself
>>165783673
Well I dont wanna act like Ippiki despite his best efforts because it looks bad to make a big deal out of it and actively search. I connect with everyone I meet, but never on that level. Then they go and eb someone else a meet later they just met. Maybe I am only meeting the dregs of Balmung.
>>165783631
>mockery means jealousy.
never said it did
>>165783403
Very untrue. I'm pure.
>>165783528
>
>>165783714
Handlebars are reserved.
>>165783901
>I dont wanna act like Ippiki despite his best efforts because it looks bad
There's where you lose, already. The more you care about your image, let alone based off memes on an anonymous imageboard, the less you'll actually get done.
>abe shitposting this hard right now
>>165779598still here?
>>165784030
if i pull your horns off, will you die?
>>165783796
I know this dude
Was a bad fug
zurvan weapons are only 265, i dont know what i expected
BERKE "I GIVE YOU ARMOR THEN TAKE IT AWAY WHEN I FIND OUT YOU'RE A DUDE" ORONIR
THE THIRST HIMSELF
>>165783410
Why does it have to be an ebin? Most real females don't want that title anyway.
all me aika covey
>>165784030
>says he's pure
>proceeds to post ass
>>165784243
I actually didnt mean real females, just female character is fine.
>>165784206
he did that with etie, right?
lmao
what the fuck is an ebin
>>165784030
How can they be reserved for me?
>>165784309
precisely
>>165780462
that is an immense amount of shit talking behind someones back, not a good move on your PR for strangers
>>165783769
I'm definitely interested to see what the Blessed tools (seriously these jokes write themselves) are like in that regard.
I'm wondering if it's going to be a Red Scrip thing or a "Catch this Big Fish" thing to get. Either way I'm good for it.
>>165783747
Alphinaud is definitely a boots on the ground type of help, so he'll be round as much as possible. Alisae I'm not sure. It's a matter of how they want to develop the characters I guess.
Alphinaud's definitely had his character growth on-screen, but Alisae I think is still trailing behind in terms of a resolution. She might be getting some more focus over Stormblood if I had to make a wager, but Alphinaud is a boots on the ground kinda Scion so I doubt he'll fade into the background in any way.
>>165784030
What do I do if Iactually like you?
>>165783410
Why would you ever want any of the trash women here
>>165784320
popular person
>>165784371
the 'new achievements' section has a gold tool in the preview image and every crafter and gather received a new achievement for unique items crafted/gathered
postputt
>>165784474
Huh. So the rod just will be for getting the latest Big Fish achievement, then?
>>165784384
Talk to me in game. I'm friendly.
>>165784078
It would be extremely painful.
>>165784306
It's a mystery.
>>165784321
It's a secret.
>>165784371
I'm kinda guessing they'll be equivalent to luminaries. Only because they're the exact same ilvl as augmented tools already are, which can't be melded. Maybe they'll have a terribly obnoxious glow, but I'd still end up wondering why anyone would bother getting them if they can't be melded. On the plus side, the fact this is all there is for new DoH/DoL gear does mean that Ironworks is all anyone needs for anything, including the new fish
when tf is maintenance done
>>165784452
>>165784634
Is this an ebin?
>>165784608
i doubt it, or the 'difficulty' would be much higher than the other jobs
>>165784634I mean like really like you. What do you like to do ingame?
>>165784729
No, it's a shitposter who wants attention
>>165784736
Im no expert crafter. Are these numbers like all of the crafts available, or like 90%?
>>165784634
you're a big girl
I miss Kiki...
He was like Ippiki but cute...
>>165784780
how is that any different?
So I guess when severs are down its the greenlight to leak shit
>>165784074Yes
>>165784634
Oh come on. You can let me know that secret
>>165784736
That's a good point. So the unique fish one instead?
It's all the same to me, until the patch drops I've got every single type of fish and every single type of big fish caught and recorded.
I'll admit I'm hoping that the Big Fish achievement gives a new title like "Grandmaster Caster" or something.
>>165784806
xivdb says there are over 500 recipes for alc alone but it's also including things like moogle and ixali recipes which don't count i believe
anyone else here thirsty and cringey . . . j/w . .
>>165782173
I'd go to jail for that.
>>165784876
ya
>>165785153
>>165785031
Yeah me
>>165784749
Everything. Hmu if you ever wanna run stuff or just talk.
>>165784814
4u
>>165784952
Wouldn't be a secret then.
>>165784902pls dont b troll Ixsero#7638
Aika “Abe” Tsunderie
>>165785257
spider feet ouo
>>165784736
>leatherworker
>420
DUDE
WEEB
LMAO
Data mine when?
>>165785395
when the patch is up for download
so like 6 hours
>>165785273
>sero
>>165785271
It can just be a secret between us~
>>165785031
representing
>>165785031
Right here
>>165785116
How fitting that I found an equally thirsty girl to marry, huh.
some1 buy me a sub thx
>>165785031
I stay properly hydrated using Ewer. The other part?yes.
>>165785010
but will you still be using it if it's grandmaster baiter
My static wants to kick me because I raid as Monk.
What do I do?
Is there anyone who thinks different from the hivemind and meme shouting from this place, granted I will not speak or even meet with you. I just want to know. when I come here I fell everyone has mimicked each-other till the point that they became intermingled with themselves on a thread level. Or maybe im old or a fucking snowflake.
Are the new Main Scenario Quests coming with this patch? Or is that the next one?It feels like I'm never gonna catch up with those
>>165785913
pretty normal reaction to this place
>>165785882
Stop coming to 4chan and lying.
>>165785882
play a real job
>>165785882
Play DRG, NIN, BRD or MCH
>>165785882
play a useful class or find another static?
>>165785843
There's no way they'd get away with that.
Also yes.
>>165785656
Face 1 malera.
How are you fucking up today
Ebins welcome
>>165786031
I'm not lying though. And here I thought Behemoth wasn't too hardcore. Seems they're just as bad.
>>165786136
Monk is a real job?
>>165786156
I don't like anything but Monk and Ninja. We already have ninja.
>>165786282
how does that correlate to his IRL pictures
>>165786409
maybe you're a bad monk
>>165786409
Find another static, especially considering Primal should be nowhere near as cancerous with "sticking to the meta" as Aether.
>>165786502
>especially considering Primal should be nowhere near as cancerous with "sticking to the meta" as Aether.
ahahahahahahahahaahahah
>>165786571
t. gilgamonger
>>165786356
neglecting those who are important to me
Honestly I should probably leave this place as the longer I stay and the more I see people acting in the thread compared to the game it disgusts me but I must keep tabs on who to avoid and this place is god for that
>>165786629
How so? If you notice then you should fix it
>>165786648
Why are you even playing on balmung or gilgamesh to begin with? The only people to avoid from here play on those servers, and as of tomorrow, there is no reason to be on those places.
>>165786409
>Monk is a real job?
kys lol
>>165785641
cringe for me
>>165786356
getting jealous about people who aren't even mine to get jealous over
>>165786356
So many ways my head is spinning
>>165786356
Waiting all day for someone to come online on discord
i've made six waifus so far on benchmark character creator
>>165787093
post the elf one
>yfw SCH and WAR get stealth nerfed in this patch
>>165786356
Not having watched Expelled from Paradise before today.
>>165786975
Please don't say this is about ippiki's literal who EB.
>>165786857
I still have friends on this server I might just tell them I cant deal anymore and return to my old stomping grounds or man up and just avoid the thread and stay in the housing districts forever in my house and help the few people I have hope for
>>165786356
I need to cum
>>165786962
hmu I'll see what I can do
>>165786356
Actually had a successful job interview and will start in either 1 or 2 weeks (my choice).
I already miss the neet life and it isn't even fucking over yet.
>>165787197its supposed to be dota's death prophet..
Is Tonberry any good or should I reroll?
>>165787548
if you're an Aussie or a nip then yeah it's good
>>165787517
bad hair
>>165787548
>>165787409
want to ERP on discord?
>>165787393
Honestly it's best to just leave it all. It's not worth it to stick around with such awful people. Try to communicate with the few people you do like outside of the game.
Moving to Primal will be your best bet, but if you do go to another mid pop Aether server, you will still be able to do stuff with those friends of yours in cross server PF.
>>165787517
The only DOTA I have played is the wc3 one.
That being said, I like her apart from the hair.
The colors are cool tho.
>>165787548
If you're oceanic, japanese, or work night shifts or something it's pretty good. It's my home server and it's a solid 9/10
>>165787646
I don't have that much time right now, sorry
>>165787513
I literally just made up an excuse as to not go further with a in person interview the other day.I think my xiv addiction is ruining my life
>>165787816
I was debating not showing up to the interview. If I wasn't actually going to run out of my savings and starve to death by the end of next month you can bet your ass I wouldn't have gone through with it . . .
>>165787484
hitting is no way to start out a relationship
How much longer till Maintenance ends and I can go back to farming Illuminati Perch for Crystal Sand?
>>165788001
I thought the request was tocringe
>>165787669
I might just do that thank you for the advice and best of luck to you fellow anon maybe there's hope elsewhere
>>165786496
Not at all. I may not be some number one in the world FFlogs monster, but I pull the most DPS in my party.
The Meta is so fucked.
elezen boy or cat boy
I fucking hate the way you cancerous retards make this thread shit
>>165778486
I think I'd rather slit my wrists if I had to play with the lot of disjointed faggot erp'ers who shouldn't even be allowed on the goddamn game.
Good evening dear /xivg/.
i hope you have a good day so far.
I really don't want to bother you guys but you're the only source of opinion i trust.
Is it still worth starting XIV?
I bought the ARR+Heavensward bundle a long time ago but i hadn't the time back then because of a job i lost recently. So i got alot of sparetime. Im just "Scared" to start completly new.
I read alot about the game and i read stuff like " you need to complete EVERY relevant story quest to proceed to the heavensward content" and i also saw that the next Expansion was announced. Am i too late to jump on the XIV Train ? or am i just right to quest through to enjoy the newest addon ?
>>165788234
elf if you can make a decent looking one (you won't), catboy otherwise
>>165786445
Nigga his IRL pictures are cute too
Post yours so we can laugh
>>165788410
show me decent male elfs it has to be possible
>>165788205
No problem, good luck to you. I faced the same issue a couple of years ago. Left Balmung and never looked back, and now I have some really good friends I wouldn't trade the world for.
>>165788392
Why would you not want to play through the story? If you can't handle that then don't play a final fantasy game
Bye faggot
>>165788392
The ARR is pretty stutter-run-stop-stutter-run in its story, but the story expansion is still quite a few months away. You shouldn't have too much trouble getting through the old content because the game works hard to encourage people to do older content, the exp gained is somewhat boosted for ARR stuff and there's multiple ways to give your EXP a nudge up in the event you hit a wall.
>>165788392
It's not as intimidating as it sounds
I'm even making a new character just to go through it all again. You will miss the MSQ when you start leveling alt DPS classes and get stuck in queues
>>165788503
stop you totally misunderstood me.
I heard alot of good things about the story.
It's just unusual for me to getting blocked out of content. My fear is that im way too slow on my own and that i may lost my chance to be ready when the new expansion is released.
>>165788472
you're pretty much restricted to two faces, long hair to hide the disproportionate head and neck and heavy armor or thick clothes to hide the rest of the disproportionate body
>>165788234
cat, always cat
>>165788392
This is actually the best patch to start playing the game in and get ready for the expansion. There's a LOT of catchup stuff being added in and you'll be able to get through all of the story stuff in a month or two of regular play, then you can grind up any extra classes you want to or just cancel and resub shortly before June 20th.
>>165788392
Its never too late to jump into the XIV train especially right now that an expansion was just announced.
Just be aware that you have to do all the story missions to get to the current expansion and they drag on a bit.
All mayor features are locked behind story missions but the story itself is better than the average MMO story, the expansion story being a good one.
Also consider this is an MMO and by definition, a huge time sink. Its also a very casual MMO besides certain content so you should be fine.
>>165788717
>tfw leveling my tank classes first
i'm only level 30 but just now i realized how fucking stupid it was for me to do this
i really enjoy tanking but on the off chance i want to level monk it's probably gonna be hell
>>165788776
cat it is
i wish i could just make a male midlander with elf ears
>>165788943
Don't make a cat, you faggot
>>165788792
>>165788783
>>165788717
>>165788659
Thanks guys. Thats good to hear. Thanks for helping me out.
I wish you a good evening/night.
Neet-kraut signing out, i will resub tomorrow.
>>165788724
The new expansion will come out in June/July, you have plenty of time to catch up.
Even then, story missions give you good enough gear and exp to tackle content at your level and maintain you leveled throughout them.
Besides a few rare parts you can level up solely through story missions.
>>165789028
it's june
>>165788943
just make a midlander
Whats the fastest way to farm crystal sand and when will they nerf this godawful step?
At least its not books.
>>165789092
>make a midlander
>eternal thirstlord
>no cute boys want to eb me
>cute girls avoid like the plague even if i'm not cringey
cat it is ...
TFW i pay money for this.
>>165788943
Don't listen to those other gaylords, anything is better than a boring human.
>>165789236
Blue gatherer's scrips.
>>165789312
So you're just cancer. Fuck off out of here.
>>165789328
youre still using a i200 weapon you dont even play the game
Who /rolling for alts/ here
>>165789328
you also pay money to actually not play the game at all even when it's up, what a difference this makes
>>165789405
im saving up for a new weapon.
Why can't we be friends anymore?
>>165789312
If they don't like male midlanders, they're not cute.
>>165789312
nobody will want you if you play a male character period
>>165789585
But I see cute male characters getting EB'd all the time
>>165789634
?
name 3
>>165788171cringlationship
>>165789730
Naka
Naka
Naka
>>165789350
I got my gatherers at 60 with only moogle/blue scrip ilvl 130 lvl 58 left side gear.
Will that be enough to farm up those scrips consistently or am I at the mercy of RNG?
Also what about Amber-encased Vilekin from levequest chests?
>>165789405
To be honest you could use a full set of i200 gear and still do more dps than your average DFer.
>>165787517
>tfw Death Prophet is my waifu
Refuse to play anyone else.
>>165789936
has anyone ever told you you're like offensively weird
>>165789634
But they aren't midlanders/cats
>>165789936
I used to be like that until I played Tidehunter.
>>165789880
Our chocobos do more DPS than some people you run across in DF.
even in dota he's a fucking creepy faggot
even in this general he has to boast about being "top 10" in the world
>>165789412
Never understood the point of alts in this game
Every job on 1 character
Homes, pets, and mounts not being shared
2 Free Fanta, fanta readily available otherwise
Doesn't seem worth anything tbqh, and a massive grind for no reason besides.
What kind of autistic reason would anyone keep an alt outside of maybe storage space for tradeable items?
>>165790434
Storage space, crafting specializations, multiple houses, more red scrip reagents, rp/erp purposes.
>>165790434
>What kind of autistic reason would anyone keep an alt outside of maybe storage space for tradeable items?
-Raiding in 2 statics / 2 loot lockouts
-Being able to use capped tomes on 2 jobs
-Roleplay
Three autistic reasons
Anything in the patch for sub 60?
>>165790434
I play on two different servers that are in two different datacenters even
I also used to use the second character for alt raiding in 2.x
>>165790586
>>165790434
>people who raid with two characters on the same server
Peak autism
>>165790418
>defending shrek
ewwww
>>165790586
Extremely autistic considering the grind involved and the fact that you're going to need to drag both through whatever comes next going forward. Christ.
>>165790434
I have 2 characters because one is for my EU friends the other is on NA
>>165790886
>>165790835
I mean, yeah. There are only autistic reasons, but they're at least reasons.
>>165790784
i have something for a sub
>>165790860
>defending colin
grody
>>165791092
who is colin?
>>165790434
Multiple raid lockouts, not necessarily on the same server or data center. Playing on different servers lets you play with more people overall, I get to have friends on multiple servers as a result. Primal is high latency but it has nice people on it on the servers I play on, so I like them. Chaos has just 22ms for me in comparison, and I have friends there, so I like having characters on my server
So who wants to meow on here then?
>>165790261
Stratos, you can't be so mean to your bf...
>>165791019
Not what I meant, but may as well get this over with: What do you have for a sub?
>>165791195
Nobody, fuck off cancer
>>165791243
depends on how you feel about handcuffs
>>165791272
meow
>Got banned from the /vg/ guild on Balmung because I "bullied" a mentally ill tranny that had a breakdown in FC chat
Haven't looked back desu
>>165791556
Which one? Theres a few.
>tfw youtubes sending me a check for 2 grand
im finally e famous guys!!!
>>165791539
Wanna cuddle and maybe google pictures of doodoo?
>>165791627
a little warning beforehand. i go FULL poopy.
>>165791598
This was around HW Launch. Can't remember the exact name, and the FC split up later.
>>165791713
Do you have any other pictures saved on your computer
>>165791778
You're witnessing a genuine avatarfag.
>>165791713
considering you're posting a flavor of the month character as an avatar, i was just offering a low level form of dom/sub that would be appropriate for our inevitable roleplay although now i'm not sure if you'd be worth the effort if you're willing to give up that easily
>>165791867
at least the ones that use a picture of their character have a different picture every time
>>165791778
No, just this one. I have enough hard drive space for my OS, Chrome + minimum cache, motherboard drivers, KB/Mouse drivers, and this image.
Is there any chance of the maintenance ending early?
I only started this game a couple days ago
>>165791939
Yeah, it's why I've never understood the complaints about the ones we supposedly have.
>>165789761Movin fast there...Time for sleep
>>165791598
>>165791750
Remember now, it was named "pure"
>>165792002
They've already stated they're never going to end Maintenance before a weekly reset to give everyone a fair chance. At best you're looking at maybe a two hour early conclusion
>>165792145
More time to marathon GARO then.
>>165791556
Oh hey, I remember you. Last time I saw you after you got kicked I was out gathering and you'd been mauled to death by a bear.
How hard would it be generally for a WHM to find a noob friendly raid group in party finder?
>>165792945
whos that miqo'te supposed to be?
>Smoke screen the tank
>Shadewalker the healer
Who mischief here?
>>165793034
The artist's WoL
>>165793042
>Smokescreen the nothing
>Shadewalker the nothing
>Enmity abilites?
>I'm just here to stab things.
>>165792929
Way ahead of you. Got that done an hour ago.
>>165793034
90% of fanart is from cat players.
>>165792945
>hey estinien
you just spent days with nidhogg trapped inside you, with his rage twisting your thoughts, also had 8 people beat the fuck out of you due to it and then 2 ripping out the 2 nidhogg eyes off your body that must've hurt like a bitch. But you know what it would be cool to give you as a gift?
A cute nidhogg plush.
I would fucking get up and wreck the fuck out of the person that gifted me that.
>>165793238
>tfw no artists who main elezen
>>165793202
Im watching them in order and only started last night.
Is the anime good?
>>165793367
The anime's good, but inferior to the actual series or any of its movies. I'd still give it a watch, though
>>165780753
Shitpikkles is a hopeless romantic. He's a fedora tipping nerd who is perpetually friendzoned and doesn't understand why. He's the type of guy who complains nice guys finish last and wonder why women don't want a fucking candle light dinner in his room all by themselves with romantic music. Even worse that this nigga goes through such extreme amounts of effort and devotes so much attention to people online instead of connecting with people IRL.
Dis nigga creepy as beepy.
>>165793335
Thats probably the first thing he did then went to leave the roses in Azys La.
>>165793335
Probably one of the nobility. Estinien was famous for telling people to go get fucked whenever they tried to force him to fulfill his role as Azure Dragoon and turn up for functions and stuff.
Probably included a card that said "FUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOU" and then when you turned it over it read "UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
>>165793335
>8 people
Just the Warrior of Light. Canonically, Nidhogg is fought solo. So is Ifrit.
>>165793458
Ill give it a shot then.
Is all the Garo stuff sans the anime on kissasian or are there any torrents I gotta hunt down?
>>165793042
>>165793128
>farming nidex as WHM
>always #2 on aggro because medica II draws aggro on jumps like a fucking magnet plus dpsing
>never get smokescreen whenever i have a nin on party
>even when 2
its suffering
>>165793554
Not exactly, npcs always tell you to recruit adventurers to help you on the job. Canonically you're probably always being chased by 7 random people classic FF style but PS3 limitations please understand.
>>165793367
Go for it.
But ignore Crimson Moon, that one was straight up awful.Even if the movie that was produced at the same time made up for it.
>>165793554
>>165793778
I always thought that it's assumed you enlist the help of a number of adventurers for most of your tasks, but that you do the majority of the work.
>>165793824
is that fucking Odin vs Garo?
>I quit FFXI a couple years ago and decided to start XIV recently. Lv49/Siren
What is the point of classes? I never looked back after I got my WAR crystal and it seems like this is the case with everyone.
Some jobs have 1 class/1 class has 2 jobs/3 jobs have no classes, and these new 3 don't share their abilities with any of the old ones??
Why is all the gear "samey" with 4 stats on almost everything?
Are there no special weapons with cool gimicks like hitting twice or draining HP?
Why does every race and gender have the same battle/death animations?
Why aren't there any special features like undead mobs popping at night and disappearing in the day, special NPCs that move from town to town, cat people being able to eat raw fish etc?
How come all the gear looks identical on all races and genders? FFXI has small differences in gear between races.
Is it true that butts have been shrunk because of the PS3 or is it a meme on the forums?
I understand that it isn't XI but why does XIV feel like it doesn't get the same polish XI got from its DEV team? It's a pretty game but I can't get over how underwhelming it is so far.
>>165793750
I think it should all be up there, but it's been quite a while since I had to download it. If Gold Storm Sho is up, you should be safe for the rest
>>165793750
Earlier when I checked they were missing the Kiba special.
>>165791556
>a mentally ill tranny
Every single self proclaimed trans I've met in this game has been fucked up. I had one get attached to me and I hadn't even talked to them for more than a few sentences.
>>165793910
PS3 limitations
>>165793965
To be honest, I'm like that too and I'm not even trans.
I'm very lonely.
>>165793910
IT IS NOT THE SAME GAME AS FFXIV GET THAT OUTTA YOUR HEAD IF YOU WANT TO LIVE A HAPPY FFXIV LIFE.
ITS A VERTICAL MMO, AL GEAR IS STAT BASED AND ALL COOL EFFECTS COSMETIC ONLY, GEARING UP IS STREAMLINED AND TIME GATED
PLEASE LOOK FOWARD TO IT
>>165793954
>>165793750
Nevermind, I'm retarded and thought they would add Garo in front of it but you can find it by searching Kiba. The same goes for Zero Black Blood.
>>165793908
Hell yeah, it is.
>>165793910
post pics of your character.
>>165793910
The class system is a holdover from FF14's original incarnation where after levelling a class you could use their abilities with other classes. Jobs narrows that down because jobs are a more specific focus.
Don't go expecting FFXI this game is a different beast, that might have been somewhat of the original intention for FF14 but they completely fucked up on the implementation and FF14 ARR was an attempt to recover from it.
Also the three HW jobs can make use of two other class' class-skills pool the same as anyone.
>>165793924
Alright time to grab some drinks and marathon this shit.
>>165794120
>>165793954
I was about to ask, wasnt Zero Black Blood supposed to come out this week? Or am I thinking about something else centered on that makai knight?
>>165794206
fuck off
>>165793910
XI dev team is not same dev team for XIV.
XI devs went to DQ:X which is a more true replacement for XI fans.
XIV (after Yoshi) is basically a wannabe WoW clone. Sacrificing fun stuff just to appease WoWfags.
>>165793965
>be male
>down to the basic instincts i'm meant to eat, sleep and fuck to spread my genes and survival of my species
>be given intellect
>suddenly dressing like opposite sex and want to suck cock instead of getting a girl pregnant with my seed
Natural selection senpai.
>>165793910
welcome to modern mmos
>>165794317
Dragon Blood is the new one. Black Blood is the older one which is already completed.
>>165794317
Black Blood is almost three years old or so. You're thinking Zero: Dragon Blood which is coming out soon
>>165794206
it's just a rude thing to imply but ok you're the sub
>>165794395
I wonder if xiv dragon bosses will make a cameo
>>165794395
>>165794398
Oh God I'm behind
>xivg has game discussions when they can't even play the game
>when the game is up they're completely offtopic and just avatarfag instead
>>165794653
maybe the real players are playing the game senpai
>>165794395
>>165794398
Neat Ill definately get on thta.
Say is there anywere people discuss Garo in here? I dont think its /tv/'s normal thing, theres the anime so /a/ might be fine and /jp/ hates japan
>>165794705
Those are cute lips!
>>165794653
That's because all of us who would be playing the game and enjoying the game ARE playing the game.
The rest is just second life while we're busy raiding.
>>165794536
You're missing out.
I might be dying from a Garo overdose but it's wonderful.
>>165794516
Maybe the final boss this season will be a Bahamut. I would have a good laugh.
>>165794705
well that's why i asked you how you felt about handcuffs, you seemed to jump the shark into lazy boring bdsm territory for whatever reason, but to each their own i guess
>>165794653
No its just that only people that dont play the game are the most frequent posters, or the ones that are just afk bench sitting and shitposting all day.
The rest are too busy playing the game or talking in-game to post or just post when they are done playing.
>>165794062
Getting dropped soon?
>>165794112
I'm just not sure how to feel about the new game being less complex than the old one...
>>165794223
No thank you, too ugly and recognizable.
>>165794302
Makes sense... but seems like they're make changes to the game without going back to apply the changes to the old stuff. I've been told I can't use DRK abilities on WAR.
>>165794331
That is really sad...
>>165794372
So game over? No more complex MMOs?
>>165794836
fuck off
>>165794925
post it again
>>165794721
Honestly, when I used to discuss Garo the most it was always in another general. /dsg/ used to discuss it a lot around the time of Yami o Terasu Mono. /a/ discusses the anime, but your best bet really might be /jp/
>>165794834
Yeah, downloading the episodes now. What a time to be alive
>>165794721
Garo goes on /m/ usually.
>>165794905
That's because DRK is a job, not a class. You can't use WAR job abilities on DRK either.
does this game usually release patches before the servers go up
>>165795031
That actually makes sense.
>>165794834
Im seriously considering leveling NIN just because of that guyand cause they are so useful in raids and pvp
IWANT THE GAME TOBE LIVE
>>165791939
Yeah but they also recycle the same pictures a lot. Better but not by much
>>165795236
for the most part yeah. And hopefully, like last time, we get models and music files openned a few hours before release.
i really want to hear Zurvan theme
>>165795372
I'm considering not actually listening to Infinity until the game is actually live. I want to hear it kick in for the first time right after Flare Star
>>165795345
Yeah. But it's leagues better than the exact same image every time.
>>165793910
>How come all the gear looks identical on all races and genders? FFXI has small differences in gear between races.
Just adding that for Au Ra and Miqo'te the gear has differences. Ears/horn spaces and tail holes.
>>165795372
how about you stop trying to fucking cheat and wait till you get in the trial to hear his music? or be a fucking man and play it on mute UNTIL YOU CAN CLEAR IT because someone as shit as you shouldn't even be allowed to hear the theme beforehand
it's such fucking bullshit how any fucking joe can just buy an orchestration scroll like sophia's and have it play in their house without even clearing it once. hope they fix something about this soon
>>165793778
>>165793880
No. Yes, NPCs will tell you to recruit people, like Steps of Faith and even show them in the cutscenes (there was even a quest having you recruit people in Mor Dhona for this exact Trial). Does Midgardsormr seat eight people? Did any of the Ishgardians stop running away from Nidhogg? Did you see any of these mercenaries in the cutscene?
Unless explicitly stated/displayed, you do a lot of fighting solo. Especially since you're the only one with the Blessing of Hydaelyn that keeps you from being enthralled. Note that the edge you have against Nidhogg, who can't enthrall, is Hraesvelgr's eye.
The fact that trades will now be cross-server means the economy of every server is going to fucking tank even more than it has
>>165795717
>trades
Excuse?
>>165795717
>The fact that trades will now be cross-server
no it be won't dumbass
>>165795717
Did you misread?
>>165795717
That's not happening, you can't trade in duties and that's the only way you'll be with anyone in a PF
>>165795717
(You)
when server will be back up? fuck me in the ass man my friends are coming over later and are all bringing their ps3's so we can play in the same room together but the game is still down
>>165795960
8 hours
are summoners supposed to be as ridiculous as they are?
test
>>165795960
PS3 support is being dropped as we speak
>>165795372
Of course it's going to get datamined what game have you been playing for the last couple years?
>>165795642
Hahaha oh wow. Not had your tendies yet eh?
Are you watching "Chemo"? This 2B guy is true aavatarfagging.
Images of the game of different characters in different positions is not.
I'm guessing Shadow of the Body is Scathach's theme
>>165796240
cool!
I'm trying to wrap my head around how DoTs work in this game. So does the tick damage of DoTs get snapshotted based on what buffs you have when you initiate the DoT attack? Or do those ticks receive benefits of your buffs as you use them? Or do DoT ticks not get their damage altered at all? Also, each DoT tick has an independent chance to crit?
>>165796423
>does the tick damage of DoTs get snapshotted based on what buffs you have when you initiate the DoT attack?
yes
>do DoT ticks not get their damage altered at all? Also, each DoT tick has an independent chance to crit?
yes
they tick every 3 seconds
>>165796423
snap shot at cast of spell.
So if you have a damage bonus buff, cast your DoT, and the buff goes away, your DoT will continue at that higher damage.
If you recast before the DoT ends, it will restart with your lower damage.
Same with cure spells like Regen
>>165796412I'm gonna say hi to you some time this week
>>165796512
>>165796538
Okay, thanks for the confirmation.
>>165797149
you went through the effort to photoshop out the bottom lines? pathetic
>>165793910
Stats have been simplified to make it approachable to new players and combat is also getting revamped to make the jobs even easier to play and the class system is getting weeded out of the game slowly. Content however is getting harder with a mode several times harder than Savage for the seriously masochistic autists that like speedrunning Dark Souls and Ninja Gaiden games. They want to make the game harder for the right reasons. Playing your character shouldn't be annoying at all and content should be challenging.
someone post lewds im getting bored.
Is there a character creator I can play around with with the servers down?
>>165797257
there are nude swaps running around ya know.
>>165797257
it's called a nude mod?
>>165797903
post imgurs
>>165797972
k
http://imgur.com/a/iptbr
Someone mind telling me how I should go about fishing? (As an extension cooking/alchemy too.)
>>165798102
where do you get that mod? only one I can find is just a texture swap and just makes flat color instead of undies.
not modeled nips
>>165798153
whats your email. i'll send it to you. otherwise you'll most likely have to pay for it. unless you find a torrent somewhere but good luck with that.
>>165797257
Yes
>>165772168
>No one cares until tomorrow when we can talk about new stuff
For an hour until you go back to ERPing.
Selzh is a poophead!
>>165798458
hey honest question but do you even play the game? or do you just pay a sub to take weird creepy pictures and fetishize your character?
just wondering cause I've honestly never seen you do or post anything game-related or... even content related ever
>>165798107
Starting from level 1 and wanting to get it to 60 fast, do you mean?
/v/ wants you to take your people back
>>165780462
>This is how /vg/ plays the game
fuck why is this general such fucking cancer
>>165798153
https://mega.nz/#!okkwUZyD!pIacdlCvVG6rstjKoYZESevnybi8tKNtugChHpgh_O4
smiling cats
>>165799636
the cutest
>>165798982
I do what I want
Time to sleep early to wake up for the patch, Get to sleep people or you'll be left behind.
>>165799020
While finding out where all the fish I need for crafting is,yeah.
I miss you.
Why can't you let me in?
>>165799863
I still love you, you know.
Guess who.
I for one really hope we'll be able to dye makai armor so that we can make this set for real.
Queer as fuck we don't get Gai for bards though.
>>165799695
renkopost
>>165799794
Okay well the first and best resource is http://en.ff14angler.com/
Comprehensive guide to all the fish, their times, requirements etc.
For actual levelling, you're kind of wanting to use that site too since the most efficient way of levelling fishing is to make sure that all the fish you're catching are slightly higher than or just generally around your current level as Fisher, because lower level stuff has less gains to it.
The fishing site is helpful cause it will tell you what bait and percentage of catches will go to those better spots. If you can keep at places with consistently at your level fish you'll level up quick.
You also want to use food for the exp gain, and if you have some GC seals to spare considering buying a Survival Manual of some sort to increase your gain of exp. You can also get the Survival Manuals as major rewards from doing Squad stuff.
I'm probably making it sound more complicated than it is but you really just want to:
a) Look for fishing spots at your level
b) Make sure you're using the right bait at the right spot to ensure you'll more often catching fish that will have good exp returns
c) Use food, FC buffs (if you can) and Survival Manuals to speed the process up
d) Always do your 5-per-level gatherer quests as they unlock more fishing spots and techniques.
>>165800198
PvP gear is dyeable, Gold Saucer stuff isn't. The question is exactly how each set will dye, though
>>165800210
lol no
I'm tired of my dead server
Should I move to gilgamesh or excalibur
>>165800410
excal is gilgamesh lite so flip a coin or something
>>165800410
b a l m u n g
>>165800410
gilgamesh breh it's where all the cool cats be at
>>165799695
tyyyyy u too
>>165800410
Try out the new PF stuff tomorrow before you make your decision. Might not even have to move.If you insist on moving Gilgamesh has more people but Excalibur still has decent amount.
>>165800410
Gilgamesh we have platys
>>165800410
I just started playing on Gilgamesh yesterday! We could quest together if you want since I'm level 10, you should make a character when the servers get back up! It'll be fun.
>>165800217
Thanks a ton! Will do!
Botanist is the only non combat class I have past 50, and fishing is so different.
>>165800314
who tf else likes zettai then
>>165800881
me who
>>165800827
No problemo. The fundamentals of fishing are essentially learning through doing, and it will make an effort to explain most of what you're doing, that website as a resource fills in the rest.
Don't hesitate to ask if you have anymore questions!
>>165801142
So I didn't see anything in the patch notes about Zhloe and the new Wondrous Tails for crafters, I take it that wont be coming later today in that case?
>>165767490
How long till we will able to log?
If the scholar/summoner books don't have brushes on them i'm gonna be pissed.
>>165801464
7 hours
>>165801239
figures
stay away from my future wife
>>165801375
No, it's not a 3.5 addition. Perhaps 3.55
>>165801375
Yeah, 3.55
>>165801514
nah youll be alright
>>165800585
shirou...
>>165801497
Okay, thanks
>>165801624
Fuck you don't call me that again
I'm going to need cat pictures
>>165793910
If you want to play XI, play XI.
>>165801719
Fuck you
>>165788234
Are you gay? If yes, cat. If not, elezen.
>>165801792
like this?
>>165801863
Fuck you!
>>165801719
you shouldn't swear sugi
>>165767772
suffering
>>165801719
what's wrong shirou
>>165802370
Shut up bitch don't call me that either
>>165788234
Catboy is the worst race in the game.
Go elezen, just don't make him look like a fag. Post your results here so I can make certain you didn't fuck up.
>>165802534
im gay
>>165802585
sugi u need to stop
>>165802714
whisper me?
>>165802685
>Not wanting to be the worst
post femroes.
>>165802726
Stop calling me that!!!!
>>165803254
...
>>165802685
>friend tells me he's gonna fanta
>just tell him to make something cute and I wouldn't care
>see him the next day
>"Hey anon come look at my new char, it's great"
>come within view
>catboy with purple hair
I should have told him not to fanta
>>165803254
then what should I call you
>>165803341
Stop responding to me motherfuc*er
>>165803447
Kala Crowe
>>165803254
what does asuna taste like sugi
>>165803689
delete this
>>165804308
Stop this Kala
I WANT MY FFXIV.
I want to continue my RP where my Roegadyn got shit-faced on a pub crawl and have her wake up with a hangover and an appetite, whilst intimidating all the tiny au'ra, Miqo'te and Hyur girls around her.
>>165804573
no im kala
>>165804668
Okay Kala
>elk replying to himself hour
I really want to meet this infamous 'elk' that everyone talks about
>>165804308
Stop this Shirou
>>165804914
Because everyone is over in the other thread throwing a fit over avatars again.
>>165805156
There is no other thread
Post interracial lesbians!
Does any class in this game revolve around parry mechanics like Tera's brawler?
>still nothing datamined
>>165805557
Hahaha
>>165805557
No because this game doesn't believe in fun
>>165801719
Why the fuck is that dog upset.