/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station

Avada is Kind, KIND!

>>165099705
AVADA IS CUTE CUUUUUUTE

>first offence
>sec locking people up for 15 minutes

alright calm down nazis, I am sec too and grey shits are annoying but thats rediculous

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I claim this thread for Her Majesty Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God, of Great Britain, Ireland and the British Dominions beyond the Seas Queen, Defender of the Faith, Duchess of Edinburgh, Countess of Merioneth, Baroness Greenwich, Duke of Lancaster, Lord of Mann, Duke of Normandy, Sovereign of the Most Honourable Order of the Garter, Sovereign of the Most Honourable Order of the Bath, Sovereign of the Most Ancient and Most Noble Order of the Thistle, Sovereign of the Most Illustrious Order of Saint Patrick, Sovereign of the Most Distinguished Order of Saint Michael and Saint George, Sovereign of the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire, Sovereign of the Distinguished Service Order, Sovereign of the Imperial Service Order, Sovereign of the Most Exalted Order of the Star of India, Sovereign of the Most Eminent Order of the Indian Empire, Sovereign of the Order of British India, Sovereign of the Indian Order of Merit, Sovereign of the Order of Burma, Sovereign of the Royal Order of Victoria and Albert, Sovereign of the Royal Family Order of King Edward VII, Sovereign of the Order of Merit, Sovereign of the Order of the Companions of Honour, Sovereign of the Royal Victorian Order, Sovereign of the Most Venerable Order of the Hospital of St John of Jerusalem.

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>Really want to try EMP borer for once
>It's malf
>Assistant walks right up to the AI core APC and I get to blow my load

Too bad he had already shunted, but getting to EMP the EVA room was fun too

>mechanic tells shitcurity he saw blue APCs and that AI is probably MALF
>shitcurity completely ignores him
>they proceed to permabrig another guy who blew up the cyborgs
BAN NOW.

Kelly is Pure, PURE!

>>165100213
if you are to much of a pussy to enforce the law as its written you can leave

>>165100249

Do you remember the names?

knee deep arms spaghetti

>>165100213

ridiculous I can spell

>>165100213
Well what did you do?

>>165100249
Vance Mudgeman, Warden.
Helicaster Handy, shitcurity officer.

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>tfw when security that round
>tfw clown hell

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>tfw I want to ask Avada how its going on the main station and if she needs any supplies from R&D.

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QUICK, CLAIM YOUR job-fu

Quartermaster

>>165100128
>>165100212
>>165100270
>>165100484
Stop it
Get some help

>>165100303
its a video game, people play to have fun even if they are being little shits, it gives us something to do. if you brig someone for 20 min first offence people are just gonna suicide and not play and that isnt fun.

>>165100386
I didnt do anything I was sec

>>165100484
you know who could really use those supplies, too?
everyone else

>be vox trader
>sit on the outpost for a bit while my friend mines
>bretty good plan to sell plasma to crew
>go to station to try and get a chem dispenser
>ask the HoP for some access, maint and mining
>HoP takes my ID
>sec borg reports me as no ID bird
>HoP says nothing
>get arrested and interrogated
>treated like a criminal
>left in isolation
>HoP is arrested too
>HoP is a retard and pretends or doesn't know where my ID is
>get deported to the asteroid by officer
>walk around for a bit
>ask science for help
>they dont care
>delta
>walk back to outpost
>sit there and wait with bird friend until humans kill the AI

anyway, fuck you HoP

Gonna start playing botany, but in the mean time to keep me entertained what's the coolest thing you've done as a botanist?

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>>165099705
>>165100531

I WANT TO SHOVE MY TONGUE INSIDE AVADA'S PUSSY

>>165100270
I want to change avada's diaper!

where da waifus at?

>>165100546
>I didnt do anything I was sec

You beat the shit out of a handcuffed prisoner didn't you?

>be malf
>set prison timer to almost 30 minutes

it was funnier than i thought it would be

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Post COUPLES!

>Chatting in the bar and haveing a comfy time as the station falls into chaos around us

>>165100249
you wasnt even perma brigged when the AI was comfirmed malf I let you go, way to be a whiny bitch

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>>165100671

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>>165100578
Not your request but here's something to keep you entertained

>>165100665

Yet you let me go.

Was it because of the drawing?

>>165100514
claiming telescience for me

>People always crying wolf about the borgs while being pieces of shit
>They're actually rogue for once
Was it honk that fucked everything up for the ai?

>>165096960
honestly the best part about him is that it's going to reinvigorate the politcal process for the next election. His victory is putting everyone back on their toes

>>165100665
Stop being such a pussy, please.
Your timer had 1000seconds. You hacked, what? 3 apcs in 1 hour?

>>165100687

I'm sorry I ended up zassing us all to death.

I honestly thought we could outrun it.

>>165100484
Stop playing scientist pls, you waste the slot.

>>165100659
um no? Where did you get that idea?

>>165100747
i had my laugh and didnt wanna be too rude
>>165100764
:(

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>>165098987
>>Active coders
>
>Shadowmech is the only person who wants to try and put anything new into the game. And since he's not a part of the pjb, probe, cluster and intig coder cool kid club they don't let his shit go through.
>
>So instead we have 4 people who don't play the game only making autistic "balance" changes of things they don't like, such as when cluster made plastic useless because he was mad he couldn't get any on the derelict as a mommi.
Good grief. The metaclubs exposed. Shut it down.

>>165100561
I did actually believe you since the HoPs story kept changing every time he asked you and i didn't want to have to resort to violence for it. Since it was all going to shit i just dumped you on the roid shortly before ai went delta

>>165100749
If a mechanic has access to the proper workplace of a job, it does not count as a real job.

Did best burb rail died?
Haven't seen her in awhile.

>>165100910
you probably saved my bacon anyway but we were coming back to the station armed before hummus win

>>165100691
I was an spectator, you shitter. You should be banned.

>>165100249
9/10 times it's just a shitter being a faggot. If you don't want to get fucked, don';t fuck with the borgs

>>165101123
god you are fucking upset arent you? he wasnt even gonn really be perma brigged I was told to brig him until the shuttle got there, dumb ass

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>>165101327
Did you really just say that?

>>165100249
where did they see it? i thought i had them in sneaky beaver places

>>165101406

THE SHUTTLE WAS ON THE WAY AND WAS GONNA ARRIVE IN 5 MINUTES, christ you people

Is Rin seeing anyone? Just curious.

>>165101518
Jesus Christ, it's a fat and ugly dude behind those pixel tits. Get a hold of yourself.

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>>165101518

>>165101123
>>165101406
>Hothead bypasses the chain of command and blows all the borgs on his own judgement

>>165101123
>an spectator

Did the place the server's hosted get changed?

I've been way laggier today than before, and I can't tell if my internet is just dying

>>165102238
No it wasn't but we've been receiving complaints about it recently.

>>165101046
She left again
Not like this is the first time it's happened
Calm down

>>165100561
>>vox trader needing to interact with HOP

traders get all access at roundstart
unscrew panel, pulse test, screw panel, crowbar open, crowbar closed
as long as you aren't stealing, bothering the crew, or breaking in somewhere important, no one will care
it also helps if you are a static name bird with a reputation for behaving well

>>165102589
What's the point of playing if some cute birb in medbay won't put me back together again and flap their wings?

>>165102238
we're getting hit by a bunch of big dick snowstorms up here pardner give us a break

>>165102718
Hachi is cute, he is modest and nice.

I want to set a trap to catch Emilia doing an illegal act and arrest her for it!

rip mikecari
taken not soon enough

>>165102942
not right now he's not

>>165102672
nice try, but ive been murdered for hacking before and it wasnt even an important door

>>165103223
ICK OCK

>>165103209
Is he banned?

Was the deed done?

>>165100546
catching grey tide is only fun and interesting for the first 50 times you do it, i always try to be lenient on creative or interesting shittery, but emelias brand of predictable clock work bull shit is not fun anymore and a chore to deal with. I'll start letting her go and getting the officers to chase her, more content for everyone that way

>>165103362
haha he did the mem
no I mean I'm accusing him of shilling himself in the thread which isn't something a modest person does

what the fuck is wrong with cargo, ive ordered stuff every fucking round and maybe 1 in 5 times i actually get the crate. I'm gonna start playing QM and whip yall niggas into shape

>>165103481
Ban reasons aren't ick considering they're visible from the ban page
http://ss13.moe/index.php/bans

Who is the purest waifu?

>>165104241
ginger beach

>>165104241
tali'zorah

>>165104241

Rin Fukuimoto! I want to marry her!

>>165104241
Kelly

>>165104501
>mfw I noticed Kelly months ago
>Now she is a mainstream waifu

remember when vg was okay?

tg remembers

>>165104110
I called it last thread
>>165081546

are they really rebasing to /tg/?

https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/13270

>>165105326
What does that even mean anyway?

>>165105326
no its an code optimization PR bundled with some memes

>>165105326
No. We're just using their master controller which basically affects nothing players will notice except the improvement in server stability and decrease in lag.

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>>165103209

>He made http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=3389 to get back into the game
>Proceed to exactly do the opposite of what he wrote

My sides are gone where no other sides has went before

>>165103271
Zero tolerance for trader tiding. If you don't want to trade you can sit out the round

>>165104342
delet this

PUT MIKE ON A SPIKE 2017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsaTElBljOE

>>165105610
Mikecari is uniquely incapable of recognizing his own behavior
he was always upset about consequences, and never contrite about his actions
his signature IC memespeak was so fucking obnoxious, good riddance

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>>165105939
>/salute to the captain from across a window
>he responds with "WAT" and runs away

>>165106046
>say "*salute to the HoS
>he walks off without dismissing me
>stand at attention for the rest of the round until I get eaten by the singulo
*sign*

>>165103271
hack faster next time.
if you get caught in the act:
>"Just fixing door, 10 credit please. CAAW!"
>>165105745
interesting trader gimmicks sometimes require a small amount of tiding
as long as you are selling things, and no one gets angry, it's all forgivable

>[19:00:54]ADMIN: Small_Boss/(Test Dummy) made the bed at 277, 181, 1 say "Don't tell them."
>[19:01:08]ADMIN: Small_Boss/(Test Dummy) made the bed at 277, 181, 1 say "I have come here to help you Emilia."
>[19:01:18]ADMIN: Small_Boss/(Test Dummy) made the bed at 277, 181, 1 say "I was once a syndicate agent"
>[19:01:38]ADMIN: Small_Boss/(Test Dummy) made the bed at 277, 181, 1 say "You must keep the names hidden. Do not dissapoint me."
Kek

>>165106664
ha ha
a spy disguised as a bed

>>165106272
I now know my gimmick, thanks anon

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>>165106664
>>165106730
>mfw once the windows were open, theb ed escapd

>>165100756
Yeah honk practically didn't do what it was told and didn't respond to ordering laws.

times when a bug made a funny gimmick

one time the captain killed himself because he couldn't drink from his flask, it told him he was closed

>>165107060
the time people would go into medbay only to come out without a head but still alive, due to a mediborg chopping off heads and putting a brain back in wrong

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>mfw i want my grey to be husbando to a tg waifu that stills play tg

mikecari is really an amazing specimen
>campaigned wholeheartedly for an unbannu
>really thought he was changed spaceman
>agreed to terms, that no sane serial shitter would accept
>server permaban for any command fuckup in the next three months
>only lasted 4 days

how could he possibly have thought he would pull it off?

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>tfw Avada is not wearing any shoes and sits afront of you in the escape shuttle

>>165107720

The only reason why he ever wanted to play was to be a Captain

He failed miserably at it

>>165108095
Betty Paris from tg was a better waifu.

>>165108095
>Tfw you unload your entire magazine into her skull when she isn't wearing a helmet

>>165108319
>tfw you unload your helmet into her skull

>killette's notes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhmFPvJldeI&t=88

Appearence ban these waifu faggots when? If they can't play as girls to self shill, no one will bother joining in the shitposting.

>>165099705
Say, why is ick ocking considered to be such a bad thing?

>>165108898
Can't share information regarding the round as it spoils not only immersion, but fun with the antags.

>>165108868
I don't think that'll solve the problem, people are gonna start the riot because we actually have fags who worship these waifus and indulge in their shittery, they're also noisy as hell.

Why do people like Emilia again?

>>165108898
it's not a bad thing. that meme ended a few weeks ago
people shitpost IC information in OOC all the time now

>>165109031
>Can't share information regarding the round as it spoils not only immersion, but fun with the antags.
What if you did not actually share any such information other than your account name? Not even your character name even...

How exactly does that spoils immersion or the fun of antags?

>>165109071
>it's not a bad thing. that meme ended a few weeks ago
>people shitpost IC information in OOC all the time now
So bans due to ick ocking can be removed now?

>>165109258
That's not icky ocky.

>>165109258
>>165109071
>>165108898
Just post a screenshot with your ckey and we'll get you a premium metaclub card.

>>165109314
>That's not icky ocky.
And yet I got pewrmabanned for icky ocking, funny how that works...

>>165109356
Im sure you can guess my ckey, it is not hard.

>>165109258
>past ick ock bans
no retrograde amnesty

>>165109065
Because they don't shitpost about themself in the thread all day, Avada.

>>165109435
What did you do exactly? You seem to be omitting information.

>>165109464
>no retrograde amnesty
Yeah, figured i would not be getting amnesty, that ban looked like it was more about a personal grudge of some admins than the ick ocking, so I don't think it even matters if I try appealing.

>>165109598
>What did you do exactly? You seem to be omitting information.
Got jobbanned for confusing alt click with shift click, was called a shitter by some admins that are now deadmins, got kicked from server and decided to leave permanently, so I came here, posted my account name explaining why im leaving and then they used that to perma ban me.

Did not share any actual information about the round, so I dunno why they call it ick ocking, did not care much at the time either, but my spess addiction and everlasting autism still made me miss the game, so I tried some different servers for a while.

The fact is that these servers are far too different from /vg/, and not as fun, which is why i wonder if I could ever come back.

Probrably not, but can't hurt to try, right?

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>cleverly baiting some newfag into a ban
>turns out he's already banned

>>165109496
I am so much better than her though

>>165109973
Post your ckey.

unban 2hotdogs please

I forget, who did mikecari even play as again?

>>165110371
>Post your ckey.
Don't even want to try to guess it?

I am molenga.

>>165110470
ha ha

no

>>165110531
Mike Carri

>>165108319
>the you blow your load straight into her face

>>165110470
Sure, whats his ckey?

>>165110535
why do you want to come back when you kept talking about how glad you were to leave

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>>165106046
>>165105939

All eve players banned from the server when?

>>165110646
>why do you want to come back when you kept talking about how glad you were to leave
Because i miss the game, and am currently trying to stay away from drugs so I need something to distract my mind from the desire to smoke weed errday.

Is that so bad?

>tfw you just stomped catbeast Avada

cargo ain't so bad.

is there any thing more erotic then perma brigging emelia?

>>165110171
Post about yourself in the thread less and get better at the game. I can say with utmost certainty that 90% of the posts involving your name are done by you. People are sick of your ERP shit.

Emilia is likeable to me because his server reputation is being a shithead who wears cute clothes. Not being a complete fuckwad who shits up the thread all day by posting shit that would get them perma'd if they said it on the server. He never posts about himself in the thread. If he wants to ERP, he keeps it outside of the server and discussion of the server.

>>165106651
Yeah, it rarely is though.

>>165106893
Well you can put a complaint up on the forum so if he fucks over future malfs he wont get a first time fuckup pass

>>165110634
TwoWarmWeiners

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Thank you for the comfy cargo round.

We'll just pretend that the doomed charge into a plasma fire never happened and that we all remained comfy.

>>165110986
weinermaster69

>catbeast comes into medbay to ask the geneticist to make them a monkey
>not on my watch
>chloral them and toolbox their skull in
>clone them to see if it makes them human again because I'm a nice guy
>it doesn't
>cave their skull in again
I considered doing it again but then the power went out.

>>165110652
oh another thing I forgot from my mikecari rant
>he ahelps regarding other players more than any other ckey on the server

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>165110764
ban appeal it on the forum

>>165108095
What's that girl from again?

>>165108804
>tfw your own notes

>>165108898
Avoiding slipepry slopw

>>165110968
>Emilia is likeable to me
t.Emilia

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>tfw nobody will ever self shill for you

>>165111060
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>Uphold the law
>Okay get money from the crew
>Wait no protect humans
>Lolno purge everyone instead
>No protect humans
>No purge
>Just kidding clean up all this plasma

That last bit of the round was fuck

ceilings when?
inflatable tables when?
inflatable lockers when?
inflatable floors when?

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>>165110535
We have hundreds of players and close to a hundred regulars. I try to recognize everyones name and remember yours but it's a challenge to remember each and every ban.

You baited for a perma and received a perma. If you're done then file an appeal since you weren't so egregious that you should never be allowed back.

You do however have a bit of a chip on your shoulder and think that both 1. We care about you more than we do and have a metagrudge/motive to ban you and 2. Breaking the rules isn't going to result in volunteers doing what they volunteered to do and ban you.

I don't think you were a bad player but you needed to stop posting IC in OOC.. forever. People generally get one or two whoops, then warnings and bans. You were far past the warning stage. Just don't do it. It spoils the game for everyone.

>>165110968
t. Admin who erp's with Emilia

>>165111114
>>165111302
t.chug

who loosed the viruses, the chemist?

also why didn't YOU put on internals?

>Laws updated
>Get 7500 credits however possible
>Force carbons to hand over cash
>Laws updated
>Purged
>Laws updated
>Asimov
>Laws updated
>Engineers are valid ion law
>Laws updated
>NT default
>Laws updated
>Purged
>Laws updated
>7 12, purge until things work
>Laws updated
>Asimov
>L A W S U P D A T E D
>A
>W
>S

>>165111229
when you code it

I like Emilia too. I like anyone who consistently fucks with sec.

>>165111426
Did you consider not mentioning the whole law update thing

>>165111247
Sorry for hitting your core, ment to cool the room.

>>165111426
>Engineers are valid ion law
valid for what
valid to what

>>165110968
>If he wants to ERP, he keeps it outside of the server
Doesnt everyone on discord erp with eachother or some shit?

>>165111670
Just valid in general. Legitimate is another good word. Excellent to know as an AI. yep.

>>165110968
She is the worst type of waifufag

>>165111476
she likes being molested by redshirts. simple as that.

>>165111625
Wasn't me senpai

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MEMOLOGIST

>>165111948
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>165111302
Which admin does that?

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Hachi i birb, BIRB!

>>165111670
Be someone the crew can respect.

>>165111085
>ban appeal it on the forum
See, the reason why I have not done so yet is because im not really sure im welcome at the server.

>>165111247
>You baited for a perma and received a perma. If you're done then file an appeal since you weren't so egregious that you should never be allowed back.
Ok, I will.

>>165111247
>You do however have a bit of a chip on your shoulder and think that both 1. We care about you more than we do and have a metagrudge/motive to ban you and 2. Breaking the rules isn't going to result in volunteers doing what they volunteered to do and ban you.
Well, I tried explaining that it was a honest mistake that I alt clicked rather than shift clicked, did not really seem to be a good reason to get that jobban, but I now realize that reasons don't matter at all, will just try to be carefull and not commit mistakes like that again, specially when playing silicons.

>>165111247
>I don't think you were a bad player but you needed to stop posting IC in OOC.. forever. People generally get one or two whoops, then warnings and bans. You were far past the warning stage. Just don't do it. It spoils the game for everyone.
Ok, I will keep that in mind in the future, guess I was just far too angry at the time to think straight, will try to keep my head cool and a clear mind if I ever need to speak with admins in the future.

And sorry for any offense I might have thrown at random people during my sperging out, I think I was kind of rude and it was uncalled for.

Best birb is chiki and I will fight you over this.

>>165111195
>Purge everyone
It was assume control. You could have worked as the boss of sec to keep the common man in their place.

>>165112027
I know one admin who erp'd with me once

>>165112178
We killed all of sec, the silicons must assume control of the station, not sec.

>>165111426
Then protect the uploads better

>>165111938
That's pretty lewd
Why does she like that

>>165112172
no fruit pie birb is a one trick pony
we have had better

>>165112131
>im not really sure im welcome at the server.
You're not, you sound like a fag and if I see you in game I will metagrudge you.

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>>165112178
>be someone the crew can admire and respect
>SLAUGHTER EVERYONE

>>165112383
True but Chiki is consistent and still active. May have had better a few rounds but they are literally who. Also he's a drawfag.

>>165112131
We're looking after anywhere from 10 to 80 players in game at any time and doing it out autismal dedication to a server we enjoyed playing on. We don't care about any one person that much.

The only reason it was a permaban at all was your immediate unrepentant response and a bored admin that didn't want to walk you through why this is not okay to reveal round information.

Anyhow the important thing is to take this to the forums, say what said there where the admin that banned you will read it, and they'll probably give it a pass and let everyone move on with the lessons learned. We don't do ban requests or appeals in the thread for good reason and people read the thread casually. The forums are where we handle business.

>>165112314
There were two more uploads, one in maint and one in space according to end of round ooc

>>165112486
who was the shitter that dragged the shard around batoning it on hogan

>>165112540
drawfags that are bird players deserve gassing

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>>165112192
shiggy would erp with anything with a pulse

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>>165112743
You tell em

>>165112540
he's incredibly consistent, i'll give you that
i wish the good ones that did interesting gimmicks would come back

What is it like playing as scientist? Is the department usually populated by good people? What is the general experience like playing that role?

>>165112743
SS13 is an autistic echo chamber, admit it, we all need to be gassed.

>>165113082
>Is the department usually populated by good people?
No

>>165113082
People will yell at you to do R&D.
Usually very silent but knowledgeable players, really fun if people talk.
The only real thing you "need" to know how to do is R&D and its piss easy.

>>165113082
Waifus and some of the worst autists on our server (like that one guy who would bring all the science machines to xenobio then ignore everyone else)

>>165112565
>Anyhow the important thing is to take this to the forums, say what said there where the admin that banned you will read it, and they'll probably give it a pass and let everyone move on with the lessons learned. We don't do ban requests or appeals in the thread for good reason and people read the thread casually. The forums are where we handle business.
Done that, thanks for the advice, I will be sure to read the rules again before I start playing again in case I do get unbanned.

Thank you for the attention, and sorry for the trouble.

>>165113082
Autism, anyone who uses :n is comfy and the general experience is ignoring the station to do your own autism. Most science have no problem helping new people or average people around the advanched stuff.

>>165113082
>make job Plasma Researcher to show that I wanted to do toxins regardless of antag roll or not
>4 scientists and an RD
>":n Which jobs are you guys working on this shift?"
>silence
>":n I was thinking about doing toxins. Is anyone doing R&D?"
>silence
>":n Do we have anyone doing R&D? An RPD would make my job a lot easier."
>silence
>walk over to R&D to talk to the guy in person
>nobody is doing it
>"Miner McMinerals [Science]: Got lots of minerals for you guys. Could you all make me a diamond drill?"

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>>165113062
Sure thing me.

>>165113465
>xenobio
Seen it done at the outpost and telescience but never there

>>165113082
>'you do RnD'
>'no you'
>scamper off to toxins/telesci/xenobio/outpost to avoid doing RnD
>work there alone for an hour
>go to the kitchen occasionally for snacks
>return to department
>deathstung by a ling disguised as the RD while you are typing
>stashed in a locker with the bodies of the other scientists
>locker is teleported to z6
>no one did RnD

>>165113082
From the outside looking in you do one thing from a list of things:
Fuck off to research asteroid
Ignore people ringing your bell in front of you at the autolathe
Utterly decimate the station with bombs.

>>165112039
>Be someone the crew can respect.
I bluffed and said that when I got asked to state laws while purged a while ago. I didn't get lynched.

>>165113485
Molenga, I'm happy for you. You seem to have learned something.
But you should keep something in mind. Ironic shitposting is still shitposting. You are, and will always be, a retarded 60 IQ brazillian dipshit.

>>165113062
This, probe is a fucking fake.

>>165114037
>60 IQ brazillian
oh lol i remember him

he was the one who told the thread he was literally retarded and we weren't sure if he was trolling us or not

>>165113082
Science is a very polar. Some people are very friendly while other are pricks who never talk to you or over the science channel ever.
Good people who know a lot about science and will talk to you about it/help you are (Sorry if I butcher the names)
Juan conrad(genetics mainly), Mitchell owens(kinda everything but toxins is their thing), Ricky stick(kinda everything but xenobio is their thing), Issac liftof(mechanic and greytiding).
Most others are there for your same reason, to do an autism project or be an antag. If they don't have the time to explain it to you, move on and don't bother with them. They likely are autistic and couldn't teach you anyway.

>>165113824
This is extremly accurate, every round is exactly this.

Are mimes and clowns supposed to hate each other or cooperate together?

The age old question.

>>165114037
>You are, and will always be, a retarded 60 IQ brazillian dipshit.
Well, I DO have an IQ of 60, said so many times.

It is not my fault for having been born a stupid monkey with below average iq for a brazilian, unless karma is real and I was a literal monster last incarnation.

You believe in Karma? I just believe in bad luck.

>>165114147
>he was the one who told the thread he was literally retarded and we weren't sure if he was trolling us or not
I was not trolling, I actually do have an IQ of 60, is it a sin to be born dumb?

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>>165112540
>drawfag
Sadly I'm not, I've only drawn this and it's pretty shit
I'm a writefag

>>165113082
Not played it much but most of the time it's incompetent mute idiots who have to be told everything to do.

Apart from that one time a RD was already printing out all of medbay's needed items when I arrived to ask that they be made, and put paramedics out of a job.

>>165114157
Is that you Kelly?

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>>165113765
>you will never have a tiny plush engineer for your desk
Why do I even get out of bed?

>>165114072
This poster is correct.

>>165114292
Depends on the clown and mime. I will almost always cooperate with the mime because of the inevitable shitstorm that occurs every time.

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>>165104241
Literally any literally who nonshitter
There is none purer then those not known to the thread and discord.

>>165113082
Shitty autism fort filled with bad people. Not a single department is colder to their coworkers. Medbay gets BAD when the wild ride is going, but at least they interact with eachother. Scientists will basically ignore every other scientist unless there's some sort of job conflict. Nothing fun ever happens there, either. There's room for fun stuff like fucking around with slime cores and the telepad, but usually you'll just get boring and lifeless people like Ricky Stick and the same exact thing happens every shift.

t. former science player who moved to engineering after getting a taste of it in toxins

>>165114157
>forgetting victor kedrov
They taught me really well on how the atmospheric stuff behind bombs work, they seem to do r&d pretty fast when I'm mining.

Seems to be the only person who checks other z levels on the crew monitor.

>>165114736
Hows atmos autism like?

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>>165113078
I like playing trader for all the cool people I get to meet but there's never enough gimmicks to come up with.
Like, I'll give it a go, but I always get a little judgement in the thread for being bland. Really, if I want to do an interesting gimmick (and I have a few ideas for some), it usually requires some bussing, and I'm very timid about asking for a bus for trade gimmicks

>>165114912
Just ask

>>165114624
I miss Dana[/spoiler[

>>165114912
Better yet ask and make feature requests on github since no one knows what to do about traders or particularly cares about them and your idea could be the idea that spurs growth.

>>165115079
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/12348

>>165114497
Nope, just me Randomname Gasmask McToxinsantag
After learning most of my stuff from those people I moved back to service because it had overall better friends.

>>165114872
Very autistic, but in a different way than science. Engineering autism is about min/maxing numbers by using elaborate setups, which can be really fun to do at times. I still haven't mastered atmos, as I've been spending more time finding ways to quickly setup low-maintenance SMEs, but I've had a blast so far.

Why does Research Botanist exist?

>>165115079
I have, man, I have a whole rework document and used to ask for feedback, but at this point I just don't know if it'll ever come to fruition. There was a PR for it, but it was shut because it could have done better. Maybe I'll make an issue with my new design doc?

>>165115347
to make kudzu without the responsibilities of a normal botanist

>>165111350
What does Chug have to do with this

What admins are currently online?

>>165114872

Atmos is the best! I was a long time science player before I moved over to atmos, and I have to say, atmos is a god-spend. Cozy, you have complete control over your work environment. It is also meaningful work for the station. That and once you get it down, teaching people and making new friends is a blast. Easily the job on the station that makes me feel the most accomplished to truly understand.

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>>165112540
>played trader almost exclusively for months
>did some absolutely crazy gimmicks
>took screenshots of everything
>was going to make a book of my adventures for the library
>tfw my hard drive died and I lost all of it
>tfw bought a new computer, but spess is really laggy on it so I don't really play anymore

>>165115205
>because it had overall better friends.
Thats pretty cute, in the recent weeks i have actually not experienced to mutch mute shittery from science. Communication goes smooth but r&d does keep getting ignored.

>>165115368
>>165115190
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/12395/files#diff-be8fc4ef536d83a7c390019dd59d14efR2358

It's an acceptable way of dealing with it KIND OF but I don't know. I haven't read the full discussion but this seems like its: Giving traders tons of shit that is supposed be super rare or unobtainable (which admittedly is unavoidable). Not making it restricted enough so crew can just steal that shit every round. Not really a super creative way with a vend (though I admit its outside my limit to think up a novel but easy way).

Good work on the PR. Shame it didn't see fruition.

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>PDAs have no load times now

>>165115613
Mess with the use graphics hardware preferences in BYOND.

>>165113739
Just hack the autolathe dude

>>165114736
>Boring lifeless people
Can you blame them? Every round is the same end result with it either being research is maxed/everyone is borged/a big bomb/all genes discovered/all the slimes/shitty xenoarch large/teleniggered the armory.
You can't really get that different like trying a 9 shard sme or trying to stop the medbay wild ride. I can't say much for ricky because I don't see him much anymore.

>>165115612

Hi Felicity. Did you know that you are cute?

>>165115732
Here, probe. This is the newer design document that has better methods like a makeshift cargo dock/teleporter or an uplink. You can make comments on it for specific segments, straight on the document.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1U6pmK7ErM6sMgTM54LMEbX0fw2m2u1NH8jXOEmog32Y/edit?usp=sharing

>>165115613
Fix it and come back, I'd happily take a gimmick trader who's way more creative than me over most of the randomnames that I usually get paired up with any day.
We'll take new screenshots, new stories, new memes

>>165115770
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVY8LoM47xI
This man is 9600Bauds. He fights for QUALITY.

>>165112368
filthy sluts like her enjoy getting groped, its like suicide by cop but for sex offenders.

dumb question this probably never happens on /vg/ but i dont play on /vg/ because im a weirdo who only plays on the first server he ever got on anyways question what does it mean if a replica pod seed "rejects the sample"?

>>165100462
>get told
>scream it over the radio
>tell him to tell engies to look into it
>by the time the blower shows I got the heck out of dodge to try and look into it myself because we'd gone into full banic mode and the vox warning was becoming more apparent to be bullshit
I'm a bretty shit warden (partially because net crapped out for a chunk of it) but don't lump me in that little round of shitcurity, blame the HoS going full I AM THE LAW without even bothering to poke me about it and setting a precedent.

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>>165116038
I mean its fine but I don't need designers. I need coders! Be my coder!

>>165116217
Probably means the player is braindead or already became a borg or something different. I can't really say. We replaced potato people with diona three years ago.

I never stopped playing on the first server I played either it just happened to be /vg/

>>165115732
Also, even in the original PR it used trader coins which only traders started with, so crew could never access it and traders would only be able to get a few things out of a limited selection.

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>>165116371
Are you sure premium items are EMP/hack proof?

>>165116456
Get rid of traitor clowns clumsy

>>165116369
>WYCI
This is why it's never going to change, probey. I can't code and I'm one of few people who thinks a trader expansion would benefit everyone. Nobody who can code really thinks that at the moment, or has the time to make changes.
>>165116456
I haven't looked at it in a while but I don't think it was even normal premium item code, it was something snowflakey.

>>165114872
Fantastic. I feel like there's more research to be done in engineering than science. Science is mostly about memorization or random chance. The only thing in science that you can work towards to improve in the future would be toxins. And even then, it's not hard to make bombcap bombs. Once someone tells you how, it really doesn't matter what dev bomb your is unless you're on lowpop and can convince the admins to take away the cap so you can blow up the roid.

In engineering, there's always going to be room for improvement. There's no perfect way to do things. You'll always be able to improve your engine setup or atmos optimization. Plus, other than developing engines and stuff, every round will be interesting, because there will always be distinct differences in what needs to be rebuilt, what was breached, etc.

Science is always the same stuff. Wow, you got all the slimes. Nice. Wow, you finished R&D. Incredible. I could see xenoarch being kind of fun, but getting an actual artifact that you can use is giant pain in the ass, just for something that'll probably kill you/get you lynched.

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>>165116548
I didn't code it, I might have merged it, players voted for it, and the PR to revert it was emoji'democracy'd down. Get in that PR and FIGHT FOR YOUR CLOWN RIGHTS.

>>165116557
Zth will code it if you persuade him. Be my persuader! I can't code but I can ask people kindly and sometimes if they agree that its important they help us all.

>>165116581
SME temperature autism is the apex of autistic shit you can do. Also most autism in engineering isn't that useful

>>165116581
thats the thing, all jobs are autistic and only about small details. therefore the best job is the most involved and varied job of them all, Janitor.

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>>165116581
>getting in day long arguments about pipes and pipe theory and whether something is 4% more efficient

Pipe is love. Pipe is life.

>>165111840
>>165112039
thanks for not thinking valid ic would mean you could kill them

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I posted my first attempt at a passively cooled SME earlier (which worked very nicely), but I just realized something. Would I even need the layer manifold and 5 h/e pipes per tile for this to work? I could take off a huge chunk of time in making it if I only needed one per tile.

>>165103747
I'd have raised an objection if she hadn't done LITERALLY THE EXACT SAME THING the immediate round before to be honest
like goddamn le raid le captain office is fun every once in a while but immediately at round start over and fucking over?

>>165117129
just issue a PSA that all crew members should be prepared for unforeseen consequences in the event it doesnt work and give it a try.

>>165117129
You don't need much for a solid passive cooling setup. You can remove both those pumps too, they're doing nothing, the bottom metaphorical, the top literal.

>>165115792
>>165116038
>fix it
I tinkered with it quite a bit when I initially encountered the problem, i' don't think it's fixable.
it's probably just the hardware limitations, the computer is a really low end notebook

>>165117528
u talkin IBM thinkpad low end or like Toshiba t1100 low end

>>165117503
Wouldn't gas flow into the canisters without the pumps?

>>165117651
Dell Inspiron 15 3552

>>165117667
Gas does not "flow" in pipes. Gas added to a pipe network equalizes through the entire system instantly. The cooling loop is continuous to both sides of that pump, and will always be the same throughout. The inner vent is a passive vent, which is just an injector without controls and always set to maximum output.

Welp, guess some people will hold a grudge against me afterall, even if I apologise...

Why do people hold grudges for so long over so little?

>>165117129
so the air in the chamber doesn't circulate?

>>165117820
Huh, you learn something new every day. Thanks!

>>165117854
>holding a grude
>not just memeing over the 60 iq bait
Calm down

>>165117528
Try turning off parallax and other fun stuff.

>>165117129
If you want to make it as efficent for time as possible, make it only on layer 3 with at most 3 emitters and fill the cooling with gas of choice to start. Add a gas filter on the line and set it to plasma and pipe the waste from sme to the cool line and then all other gas thats not plasma to be sent to space or whatever.
>>165117667
Volume pumps are good for moving gas one was into lower kpa areas efficently. Hook a connector to tbe volume and then that to the cold line for results.

>>165117932
>not just memeing over the 60 iq bait
There was no mention of my 60 iq, it was in the permaban appeal I made. Guess some people get offended easily and don't forgive easily...

Anyway, is there any /vg/ like server out there? Any suggestions?

>>165117956
Why bother getting rid of the plasma? When I ran the engine today, it cooled the plasma enough to never delaminate or anything. All it did was increase pressure to the chamber over time, which I thought was a good thing.

>>165118271
More pressure is a bad thing

>>165118441
What makes it bad? I'm somewhat new to all of this, and I was told that high pressure causes the shard to flash red which is good. Was I rused?

>>165118116
There are many ss13 servers out there. http://www.byond.com/games/Exadv1/SpaceStation13

If you don't expect shitposting or can't handle it, stay away from the thread at all costs. If you don't want it at all try something a little more normal than 4chan like Paradise (Which may or may not be a furry infested shithole I've never played there)

>>165118116
short answer no
long answer nooooooooooooooooooooo
this is like the one passable server, you fucked up. enjoy pub hell with all the furries and meta cliques.

>>165118589
>If you don't expect shitposting or can't handle it, stay away from the thread at all costs.
I can handle it alright, just getting ready for the worst case scenario in which I can't come back at all.

>>165118597
>this is like the one passable server, you fucked up. enjoy pub hell with all the furries and meta cliques.
Well, guess I will try some other games, or just go back to doing drugs. Thanks for the honesty.

>>165118597
>/vg/ fags think this highly of themselves

There's plenty of passable servers out there if you're not an antisocial validhunting faggot.

>>165118819
>There's plenty of passable servers out there
Could you suggest me a few?

>>165118441
The shard flashes red when it is at a high enough pressure of oxygen, regardless of the rest of the atmosphere. For Maximum Power Output, it should be in oxygen at the highest possible pressure you can achieve and keep cool.

>>165118906
Meant for >>165118579

>>165118893
protip colonial marines is very fun to grief :^)

>>165119143
>protip colonial marines is very fun to grief :^)
Will check it out.

>>165118906
Oh, cool. I got it to flash after pumping it with a bunch of oxygen canisters. Should I hook it up to the miner at that point?

Also, what would I put in the chamber to have the waste enter the cooling loop? I'd rather not use a scrubber or anything that'd need to be configured at an alarm, but I will if that's the only way.

>>165119302
it is very ez to get away with friendly fire and as alium make sure to drag all dead marines far away from the front line

>>165119618
>it is very ez to get away with friendly fire and as alium make sure to drag all dead marines far away from the front line
Any more protips? I am reading the server rules right now.

>>165119407
Just scrubbers, set their ID and frequency with a multitool, then use an AAC to configure them without needing an air alarm.

>>165119731
if you want to rig the game try to get all AP ammunition as soon as possible and dispose of it to prevent the marines from having any chance lategame

>>165119969
>if you want to rig the game try to get all AP ammunition as soon as possible and dispose of it to prevent the marines from having any chance lategame
Is that not considered metagaming?

>>165118819
shut the fuck up idiot
you can be a fucking cherub on any pub and they'll invent reasons to get rid of you if they feel like it

Would adding a green skin option for greys and renaming them to martians be a plausible change, or is the name grey too deeply ingrained into the game? And plus, let's face it. Scootaloo are never coming out.

should i static name or random name?

>>165120326
depends on the department you play and how big your ego generally gets

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>>165120218
Quit sounding like a nigger. That's about as plausible as humans getting an SM radiated sub-species.

>>165120510
is there a joke that i'm missing here

>>165120218
I just merged a big overhaul of our combat code to facilitate Martians.

>>165120510
fuck off fake probe

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really makes you think

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>>165120730
The, joke is apollo has this sort of thing, as parafags stole it from them.

>>165120781
Sad fact is I'm the real Probe1.

>mike lasted less than a week
some people maybe should kill themselves before being banned

>>165120956

Sometime we need people to do stupid shit like this to realize that even a game can bring this much faggotry from someone

>>165120935
I actually just connected to Apollo purely to see the race you're talking about in the character creator, it's pretty cool. Supermattermen when?

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>>165112037
That imagine is great!

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>>165121387
When, we learn how to nerf the death for them since they can't be cloned, nor can their brain work with MMI's.Radium heals them, and they don't need oxygen.When, I say nerf death i mean they explode like a welder bomb.

>nuklear does drugs

no wonder he's shit

>>165121870
Of course he does drugs.
Remember when he tried to extract one of his teeth with a pocket knife?

>>165121953
He didn't "try", he succeeded

>>165121870
I heard he tried to remove one of his own rotting wisdom teeth with a buck knife, and that he sleeps only one hour a night.

>>165121870
Well, he never mentioned which drugs, so I dunno what to think about it.

I never even interacted with the guy despite the thread in which I sperged out, which I had no way of knowing who he was anyway, so I will try not to judge him, specially since I have done some very hard drugs in the past.

>>165122026
>>165121953
>>165122018
post pics

>>165121870
Remember when he accidentally deleted the Discord channel, so he tried to cover up his mistake by making people think he was going to kill himself?

>>165121953
>Remember when he tried to extract one of his teeth with a pocket knife?
He actually did that? What was he on during that?

All of the following happened within one minute:
>HoPcurity wearing an atmos suit leaves the acting CMO inexplicably bucklecuffed to a dorms room over a 10 minute sentence, while a virus is giving everyone hangman speech
>grey HoS is literally lasering random people, shoots the human clown with a pistol in front of asimov borg (over wetting floors with water, which he thought was lube)
>borg is more preoccupied by the AI making a meme vocal announcement saying "gas the vox smoke weed everyday", immediately ahelps asking if that counts as an order to kill all the vox, ignoring the human harm
You can guess how the rest of the round went

>>165120035
nope AP ammunition isn't limited to any specific ammount and if you chose only AP ammo to fill your entire inventory you usually dont even get poked. multikey or even just get a metabuddy or two and you can clear out the entire equip room with ease for the standard issue ammo usually

>You will never go on a romantic date with Megurine

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>>165099705
>Tracking implant Ling
>She doesnt purge the implant

>>165122163
I assume ket

That might have been Rei

>>165122241
everyone got banned

>grey hos
remove

>>165122363
Are you sure you're not thinking of that time Rei took ketamine and made that really weird painting?

>>165122395
nope, not a single person got even a note

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>>165105939
He's sorry he got caught

>>165122302
> You will never be a friendly ling HoS who publically eats shitters on PPV TV.

>>165120326
random is for highest level autism and lowest level greytiding
for everything in between, static

>Watched as cargo barricaded themselves in to defend from the Lings
>Cargo realizes too late that what they should have been scared of was what was within
>Get fucked by borg even though I took the risk of acting innocent and turning myself in

>>165122125
>"accidentally"
It has multiple confirmation prompts and he shouted some shit about "LIVE FREE AND AUTOMATICALLY" during the escapade.

>>165122241
i never even interacted with the CMO, or saw the CMO, or had any indication that the CMO even existed

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>be ling
>start off as doctor
>change clothes and start skulking around
>find guy sleeping in dorms
>cool a free succ
>do the deed and leave
>go in to maint
>run into sec
>oh fug
>paralyze him
>not enough chems for silence
>hes screaming over comms
>ripping off his shit
>ziptie him
>drag him off immediately start the succ
>right as im done succing
>"your absorbtion has been interrupted"
>the guy fucking dissapears
>didnt see him run off
>no where to be seen
>ahelp
>still dont know what happened
>suddenly sec and a borg burst throug the door
>I run a litte futher but am tazed and handcuffed
>sec is dragging me through halls
>guy runs through me and sec breaking his grip
>benny hill theme ensues
>I am able to monkey form and get into a vent before they get me
>in pipes dying from no oxygen and the cold
>go deep fucking DEEP into maint with no cameras
>chill for 30 seconds
>hear a door open
>there is a borg trying to make its way in
>OH SHIT how did it find me?!
>get back into pipe and crawl into the maint hall
>borg follows and walks back and forth over EXACTLY where I am in the pipe
>go back to my little hide out
>borg fucking follows and looks around some more
>fuq dis
>go all the way out of maint
>figure Ill go try my luck at a body and some clothes in the morgue
>i get to the morgue and am waiting in a pipe below for some people to leave
>all of a sudden the door opens and two borg just so happen to stroll in and start looking around fervently
>AI is still "randomly" opening the morgue door and the maintenance door RIGHT BESIDE me to get a look inside
>still in the pipes this whole time might I remind you
>no action for a while
>sick of dying and reviving myself in the pipes
>decide to go for a body in one of the trays
>drag one out and start stripping him
>DOORS OPEN WOOP WOOP SUPRISE ITS MUTHAFUCKIN SEC BORG
>"wut u doin"
>"uhhhhh"
>I am then desintegrated by lasers

cool gaem

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>>165120956
>We got changelings

>>165122350
>Still get away
It was fun desu. Nobody ever did shit about comms either.

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>>165122350
>She still evades Security the entire round

>>165122474
>escapade
Everything is so much funnier when described as an escapade.

>>165122363
>I assume ket
Never done that, thank god. I would probrably do some very weird shit i would regret.

>>165122481
Pay more attention holy shit, why would you even leave a prisoner bucklecuffed in dorms when all four brig cells are free?

>>165122483
They had a borg with a cloaker module. That dude was a sneaky motherfucker

>>165122483
Lings always gets morgue camped you tard. Next time use extract dna or get some clean kills and clean clothes cached away so you can be a normie once you get blown.

Larry you absolute mad man you ate the diona AND that guy's head

>>165122549
Even Hitler's little escapade in the '40s?