/ss13g/ - Spessman on a Spess Station General

>>165033678
this is what happens when nobody makes a new thread and leaves it up to the retards

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2nd for Dummo

Good edition

>>165033678
>Avada's a gluttonous bitch
I'm so sorry I feel so bad I didn't think I could eat them at first.

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>>165033678
I WANNA MASSAGE AVADA'S SWEATY FEET

Damn, shittin' be hard.

FREE KINGSTON

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>>165034668
filters son. janitors won't save us.

>38 people online
>at 3 in the fucking morning

Goddamnit you fuckers go to sleep this is supposed to be comfypop times

>>165035127
because it's 3 in the morning everywhere at the same time

>>165035316
Yeah but most of the fuckers online are americans

toilets ought to serve a purpose, as it stands they're only useful for hiding tator items or making chloral. a more in-depth plumbing system would also give engineers a little more to do than just sit around after setting up the sing. we're a (relatively) mature playerbase and i think we could develop a waste management system that's enriching gameplay-wise, and not a goonfest, chimp exhibit, delhi simulator. still, i know a lot of people are apprehensive about features like these, so for those who find that content off-putting or just don't want to bother we would also implement diapers. they'd be an underwear option in character setup. to ease players into waste-related content, they could give a bit of flavor text occasionally or something idk just spitballing lol

HE WAS A MIME AND GOOD AT HIS JOB
BUT HE COMMITTED THE ULTIMATE SIN: HE TESTIFIED AGAINST DOCTORS GONE BAD

>>165035524
You aren't fooling me, shiteater.

Brown waifus confirmed best

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Wow this thread is absolute shit already

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>>165036262
These are the folks we share a server with

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baby's day out mode when

>player controlled baby spawns at roundstart
>captain has to secure him
>anywhere from 2-5 undercover syndicate agents cooperate to capture him
>baby can resist out of people's grasp/containers and ventcrawl on cooldown timers
>babu gets randomized objectives as the round goes on (e.g. "go to the laundry room," "pet ian," "light somebody's cock on fire"), completing them enhances baby's abilities and strengthens its plot armor for further mischief
>baby must eat regularly or die (to prevent players from locking it in a room for extended periods)
>four minutes before the emergency shuttle docks all agents are notified via pda uplink that a syndicate shuttle will be arriving at one of several random locations at the same time as the emergency shuttle
>if the baby arrives at centcomm, the crew wins
>if the baby arrives aboard the syndie shuttle, the syndicate wins
>if the baby's left on the station or dies, everyone loses (round continues??)

>>165035524
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>>165036728
Seven quadrillion posts of this and the question (round continues??) has still never been answered

Fritzl is very mutch the best waifu

>>165036728
yWct hod eein uo

What can a Chemist do after filling the fridge and the mix?

>>165036849
>Ramirez
Mexicans can't be astronauts.

Let's have some serious non self-shilling discussion on the game.

Security Dream Team?

>>165037045
BaneVader43 as HoS
BanEvader43 as Warden
Banevader43 as security officer
BANEVADER43 as security officer
banevader43 as security officer
Will Smith

>>165037045
If Kent Fistem isn't on there then it's a shit list

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>>165037045
Me

>>165037012
Isolate dansauce from Discount Dan food (to make pepto)
Hack Dan machines to get fish tacos, isolate carpotoxin from them
Multiple drug pills other than keloderm (cryptobiolin/mindbreaker/impedrezene for medbay shitters)
Make smoke grenades full of shitty substances

Ded?

>>165037183
>Isolate dansauce from Discount Dan food (to make pepto)
or just buy a can of mann's drink
$10 for 60 units of pepto
as effective as anti-tox and doesn't react with any other chemical
i really don't know why keloderm is the standard, but nobody makes dylobismol

>>165037316
dead

ded

>>165037012
>fill
You say that is if the fridge has an upper limit.
KEEP
MAKING
PILLS
CHEMIST
SCUM

not dead

>>165037343
I make peptovene tho

>>165037343
because nowadays most chem is done by MDs who either have no chemists, or have had enough of the chemist only making Fun Pill 1u.
It's much more work to make dylobismol than it is to make KeloDerm, and when an MD does chem, it's generally the bare necessities and little else; Dylobis is not a necessity since regular old Dylo exists.

>>165037045
You want secs dream team?

3 random name sec officers, jacked up on combat medibots, with rechargeable eguns, fibre optic internet and 3 pAIs spamming *law as they pump our tricord and donuts up the ass, with a HoS that was smart and allied the clown and tide to be vigilantes, made a truce with cargo and stocked as many guns as possible while also making several turrets, fortifying sec, treating prisoners right and roundstart bolted down the perma blast doors.

>>165037343
Nice trick with the drink, didn't know that.

Keloderm is much easier than dylopeptol. If mechanics upgrade the sleepers they dispense pepto in any case.

Now that I know I can get it from drinks I might just separate them in the lab to make it though.

>>165037585
Hit the nail on the head, I normally do the starting chems each round because I know I can knock them out really fast. I don't stray much further in chems than about 6 pills of Dylobis though. People rarely get extreme toxification for it to be useful.

>>165037705
>random name sec officers
I'd argue with you over this, but considering the fact that most static sec officers are dogshit at this point, so really it's mostly a tossup between douchebag and turd sandwhich with the occasional decent peanut-butter and honey mixed in, like a golden nugget in a pile of pyrite and cow shit.

>>165037859
I random name and am never referenced as shit in the thread or post game.

>had a nightmare about joining the game and suddenly we had walking animations alongside attack animations

i think i've been playing this too much

>>165037859
>decent peanut-butter and honey
>not honey tuna sandwich

Bad sandwich taste aside, random name sec tends to be really good anon, Pomf used to play random name sec alongside another admin back when, they were great and teached the new generation of sec how to do it properly, if you play sec with a static name you have a much better chance of being garbage than a randomname that is supposedly trying his best to be good sec.

Atention whoring in sec of all places is the worst place to do it, you are there exclusively to be robust, do the law and be just, blend in and don't get anyone's panties in a twist, it always ends better.

>>165038039
>>165037859
I always random name but I random named for sec even when I static named.

I really don't want to deal with some imbalanced shitter 15 year old that decides because I arrested him for a crime I should be annoyed for the rest of time.

Way easier to just random name while playing sec and get arrest valids.

>>165038089
Guess you have a point, just don't like randomnamers on general principle, they always seem to be like gigantic shitters who use the randomname function so nobody remembers that they're shitcurity.
Still, anything is better than ebin memeteam waifufags who sit around putting on lipstick.
Also,
>honey and tuna
Disgusting tbqh.

>>165038243
And peanut butter and jelly isn't? Anon, they don't mix, you have been memed your whole life, its a shitty sandwich with a shitty song sang by snoops brother, its weed lmao tier food, tuna and honey are perfect, fatty peanut butter and sweet slimy jelly do not mix, desu.

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I'm going to post this in every fucking thread

>>165038407
>>165038243
>>165038089
>all these plebs with two-ingredient sandwhiches
Get out, Ham, Mayonnaise and pickles is literally the god-tier-est sandwhich out there.

Or a firehouse subs Hook and Ladder, that's might fine too.

>Some people say the Grey Tide is the act of breaking into places even when asking for permission would be easier, and stealing when legitimate procurement would be faster. Some people say that the Grey Tide is the beating of an authority figure when they overstep their boundaries and begin to become abusive and hateful beyond the rules they set even for themselves. But you say that the Grey Tide is a state of a sort of almost “zen focus”, in grudges and in acts of subversion, a sort of idealized mental state of anarchic defiance of I TOLD YOU YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT, THERE’S SUPPOSED TO BE A DEBATE HAPPENING

Shit, Decompressed suddenly got good.

;_;7
https://youtu.be/Y6eR7WkZPMc

>>165038243
>Guess you have a point, just don't like randomnamers on general principle, they always seem to be like gigantic shitters who use the randomname function so nobody remembers that they're shitcurity.
>Still, anything is better than ebin memeteam waifufags who sit around putting on lipstick.
I get what you're saying but I don't want to deal with all the bullshit from static naming in a position where I play against antags and criminals.

>I arrest a player
>Either they are good sports and accept they were breaking the law or they get salty as fuck about it and bother me
>Now I have to deal with some player being a shit and just staying on the right side of metagrudging but being a prick about it

>I arrest a player
>Next round I have a different name and if I feel like changing it up different appearance
>Do what I wanted to do without any baggage

>>165038496
I make tuna sandwiches with pickles. Toast the bread, mayo + tuna + pepper, then layer it on the toast and top with pickles.

It's delicious and full of protein.

Donutbot, borerbro, thank you. You were great comrades who gave your lives for me. I turned fat for some reason and my hardsuit exploded so it was all for nothing in the end, but the futility of it all makes it that much more beautiful.

>>165036728
sounds fun desu senpai

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>virologist and other doctors on duty can't cure viruses
>say "That's okay, Daddy will fix it." over dept channel and vamoose to virology with radium in hand.
>I taste the hubris of my statement under my tongue
>the virus shatters the syringe in my hand when I take my own blood sample
>raise eyebrow in confusion
>people start crying out ROD on the radio
>I run at the first sign of movement, narrowly dodging the immovable shaft of destiny
>get sucked into vacuum and die
>last stage of the virus is gibbingtons
>retrieved by a cyborg a couple minutes later
>he runs around in circles in medbay with my body, accidentally ZASing the braindead CMO to death in the process
>paramedic hits my body with the defib once, I reenter my body
>he hits me a few times sporadically, I tell him how to take my clothes off in LOOC, but he doesn't
>eventually I get revived, by the borg no less, and thrown onto the shuttle at the very last second

NARROW ESCAPE LADS

>Random Weighted Vote Result: Defficiency/ with 1 vote and a 6% chance of winning

WEW

>>165038576
please stay dead you greytiding turboshitter

MY

>>165038593
> the virus shatters the syringe in my hand when I take my own blood sample
Fuck I'm glad as hell I added that effect

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sorry parker ;_;
i tried to fix your body but it was too bad and then the rod and i had to put your brain in a new body but i hadnt realized that hachi had drained the body of its blood so you died in like 2 seconds

>eat a donut
>burst out of my suit, can no longer wear it
>running around the station trying to assemble a treadmill
>someone keeps following me and fat shaming me
>trips me and steals all the treadmill parts

REEEEE

>>165038669
jeez buddy, just because i insulted you a few rounds ago doesnt mean that you have to keep being so mad

>>165038593
>nothing happens all game besides bullying a mime
>game freezes for me and several other people according to the thread
>come back to my corpse being ditched in genetics.
It was a pleasure working with you all.

>>165037045
Me x7. We'll keep order or by god we'll kill every last one of you until there is.

>>165037783
>>165037343
You can use arith for an even thicker stack and since it's a slow release chem you don't need a lot. Then a tricord-dd booster pill if you need it for anything like expecting to get deathstung and have to ride out the cyanide while it beats on you and the AT clears it up.

>>165036728
oh my god
i genuinely would love this just for the fact that i know at least one greentext story is going to pop up of the clown acting as the kid's bodyguard and making his escape even more fruitful

>>165038496
I might get flak for this, but the tastiest sandwich I ever made was a ketchup, ham, sugar and peanut butter one I made while bored in a restaurant of a friend.

>>165038726
>Everyone that doesn't like my behavior is just salty i trol'd them

>>165038713
ahahahahahahahahaha

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>>165038762

>>165038576
You ignored virus symptoms then died cause you're stupid

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Shoutout to the RD last round for helping me rez runtime.

I was literally the most retarded cultist on the planet
I'm so used to non antag roles that I had no idea what to do without cultist backup

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>mfw I get to do my greatest card trick of all time for a lot of crew members.

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>>165038787
i dont have any proof buddy, I'm just making a guess. I know you'll vigorously deny it, but I've just got a hunch that you're someone who's mad and might be developing a bit of a metagrudge against me
>>165038861
i was on the lam mang, couldn't risk getting treatment
Even though I died it's not a big deal, I still had a good time

>>165038863

That was pretty fun, was a boring round for me otherwise.

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>tfw you lose all interest in /vg/station
What do I do
there's nowhere else to play
TG and Hippie are the opposite of what I enjoy, bay and Polaris are 2serious and their admins have sticks up their asses, and Urist is just always dead.
i want spess, but I don't want /vg/spess anymore

>>165038761
A lot of people don't know that it was actually bussed once. The only security officer on station was tasked with looking after the baby. I think it ended with the baby getting away from the officer and walking out of an airlock while he watched helplessly, he wasn't the same afterwards.
The only thing is it isn't very engaging for most of the players, they seldom come into contact with the event, but then I guess 50% of our game modes are like that anyway.

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>>165039012
Well...you know...

>>165038863
Sorry I couldn't help you more, mang. I didn't have enough cash. did you just hack the machine to make it shoot out random shit until you got the tool you needed?

How was runtime? You got him back alive and healthy?

>>165039087
Yeah we did! And we got him onto the shuttle alive and healthy, right next to Salem!

>>165039048
yeah, considering most of the objectives are supposed to be secretive and kept under wraps, a lot of roles don't see much action. i can't count the number of times my chaplain/viro rounds were just tedious waiting until all of a sudden "SHIT'S FUCKED LET'S GO"

what if the ai reprimanded those who failed to keep the baby safe

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Had an interesting round earlier

>Be me and want a comfy round for myself
>Fix up ghetto bar, an engi borg comes in and sets up power like a good lad
>Bring Radical Steve out from maint and turn him loose in the bar
>Eventually, the roach ends up having some offspring
>Decide to make the ghetto bar as grimey as possible
>Set up a slot machine, install a cig machine and a Discount Dan's
>At the point, the roaches are about 20 in number, with eggs everywhere
>Jose comes in and comments how dirty the bar looks
>Ends up going out of his way to grab materials so he can make a "Booger" drink
>A bird comes by, also comments on the sleazyness of the bar
>Tell him to gamble on the slot machine and i'll make him a drink
>We all get to talking, the bird is winning, Jose is making Booger drinks, roaches are out of control
>Take some toxin damage from eating roach caviar and start puking all over the place
>A janiborg comes in and starts trying to clean
>The 3 filthy amigos jump the borg and damage it enough so it leaves
>At this point, the bar is filled with cigarette smoke, vomit, borg oil, vox blood and human blood
>Broken beer bottles on the floor, roach eggs, dead roaches, grown roaches, cig butts, the works
>Win a trophy for the first time for having a degenerate bar
>Not 5 minutes after getting that trophy, Avada walks in and eats it and then immediately leaves
>More borgs show up as well as security and start to bully us
>The 3 filthy amigos fight back, disabling a combat borg after it melts my face off
>Bro bird leaves to get me some medical supplies
>Comes back and another sec officer shows up and attempts to arrest the vox
>A scuffle ensues and the vox is taken into custody
>Attempt to free him, but he tells me not to
>Walk back to my grime god altar, knowing our days are numbered
>See the captain removing barricades carrying a roach nuke behind him
>Succumb to toxin damage, telling Jose i'm going down with the bar
>Roach nuke goes off
>No survivors

>>165039078
pls no mention this here

>>165036728
This actually sounds fun

>>165039184
>no corpse beaten into an unrecognizable mess for maximum uncomfy

who are the tg refugees besides rin

>>165036728
>our player-base has been so co-opted by Hippie aand TG that people are aactually saying yes to the shitty killette meme-mode

Jesus christ. It's the fucking end.

>>165039307
(you)

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>>165039184
I stole the identity of the Security Officer who arrested me, got an old vox Security outfit and wore his ID and got out of Security scot-free. I got your corpse but you turned out braindead when I tried to clone you, so me and Jose escaped on the security pod after the escape shuttle turned to plasma.
You were magnificent man, I'll never be so filthy and comfy at the same time ever again

>>165039315
hippie is in the shitter anyway

>>165039170
The emotional trauma of losing your baby would be enough for most

>>165038864
>Talisman communicate rune your word(s)
>Research words
>Place and hide at least one teleport rune
>Create maint rape cave(s)
>Sweatshop while being careful about your light(s) and meson range if you're doing it on the cheap instead of in a cult base.
>Convert some dudes and assign them to making talismans and getting trama kits, burn kits, two chem dispensers and a chem master into the base
>Astral and see how many coolguys you can zap up for manifest ghosts and if they'll be any use.
>Any cultists you have that are good at converting, have them do so. and keep an eye out for getting a head id to use for your comms console
>Any too useless at converting can do various sabotage like subverting the silicons/sabotaging comms
>Literally never read the game mode pages despite the potential of having a cult round tier guys get a quick tutorial on making runes, talismans, and using the chem dispensers
>Good cultists need cult gear but the bad ones will be doing blatantly what the fuck is he doing behavior, get fingerfucked by sec and then your cover is blown and you're about to lose to evac/gestapo
>Rack up converts and objectives. By now it's a function of time until someone fucks up and the cult is outed
>Then just spam armoed manifest ghost teleports at the station until they overwhelm and stone any resistance.

>>165039397
Hippie was always in the shitter, Hippie IS the shitter anon.

>>165039397
And?
Why the fuck should we care about Hippie?
Why should we have to play host to their refugees, who are trying to change our server to be like their shithole?
Fuck you. Fuck Hippie. Fuck all this shit, this is /vg/, now either play it like /vg/, or fuck off back to your shithole serb, faggot.

>>165039307
Don't know about TG, but look for plasma men with names of a gas and a Roman numeral. Also, people who ask for chemo you don't recognize, like occuline or mutadone, are likely from a TG variant.

>>165039315
some of us just find the gamemode interesting. it ain't super serious, i'll admit, but i do get tired of extended and cult rounds that end with no action at all.

might as well have a baby run around and be the biggest nuisance on earth.

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>>165039472
We have a moral obligation

>>165039457
It dug.

>>165039363
Yeah, when I died aliens were being hatched so I signed up. Ended up getting thrown into a sec/chaplain gangbang and getting spawn killed.

Thanks for sticking around and fighting back against the oppressors. Was a cool round, maybe i'll do another one like it again.

>>165039078
Everybody who plays that is a total dick who will kill you for daring to exist in the same place as them.

>>165038921
>hehe you're mad and metagrudging me :^))

jesus fuck

keep acting like a shitter and you'll get treated like a shitter

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>>165039763
>make guy mad one round
>next round he goes out of his way to threaten me
>shittalks me in ooc
>(probably) replies to me in the thread
>next round he calls the shuttle with the reason "making sure ____ doesn't have a chance to escape"
hmmm, you're right, a bit of a metagrudge is out of the question.


You shouldn't get so frustrated over video games, it's not a big deal buddy

>just wanna play that new vanilla wow
>2-3 hour queues just to log in and then 300+ ping
whats the point desu

>>165040441
Hi /wowg/!
Lots of love from SS13!

What is the least used area of the station and why is the confession booth?

>>165041209
False. Derelect station.

>>165041209
does any map even have a confession booth other than deff?
because the few times i'm chaplain on deff I at least try to incorporate it.

i've only had one bite, though. it was a fun round last night.

>>165041379
>does any map even have a confession booth other than deff?
Yeah, Box.

>>165041312
do you even derelict mommi

>>165040441
Why would you want to play vanilla WoW?

It was such a terrible fucking grindfest.

At least if you play retail now you can jerk off to your high polygon blood elf slut.

>>165041395
Ah... man I never noticed it then, I'll make sure to use it in my next chaplain rounds.

>>165041450
It's on the right side of the chapel. I've only ever used it to wait for badmins to spawn me items while I was a traitor.

>>165041428
Because you actually had to work for your shit and it was balanced pretty good, no flying mounts, gold was hard to come by.

If you login to wow now you do your fucking dailies, queue for the weeks raid content that anybody could do where half the people AFK, get handed gold and items then log off.

The off chance you do have to travel somewhere you just fly over everything.

It's a complete skinner box now.

>>165041492
Got it, thanks dude. maybe i'll erp with someone inside it

>>165040000
His anger also ruined my tism fun as well.

>>165039012
you're just burned out.
take a break, play lesser and you'll enjoy it again.
same concept can be applied to masturbation.

>>165038243
>lipstick
>believing sj's forced memes

>>165038864
you did ok, you did manage to spread the blood. the cult was a sinking ship from the get-go. next time we should have converted more people. I was mostly to blame for the failure,

>>165039440
this is a good guide. also I can't stress enough how important it is not to bring suspicion to a cult during a cult round. If you're gonna do something hasty and stupid, make sure you have no cult gear on you, or anything that would put other cultists at risk. if you're cult medbay, just backup clone people and have them welderbomb sec. as long as you cut all ties between them and the cult, you'll be fine.

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>tfw no shitty Mary sue protagonist waifu

>>165041428
I tried legion, couldn't get into it unfortunatelty.

>tfw you will never see Kelly all oiled up from working on the borgs

>shitty mary sue protagonist waifu
Try Rin or Felicity

>>165042302
B R O W N
R
O
W
N

>>165042705
P I N

>>165043167
F A G

>>165043167
>Rin names all her silicon names P.I.N.
>yfw she started the PIN the RIN meme herself

>also names her nike ops team Fukuimoto like her static
Maybe she's just vain

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>>165043389
Rin is a huge power bottom slut, what would you expect?

I don't wanna be a waifu or anything, I just wanna be namedropped sometimes, good or bad

>>165043027
>>165042705
Brown waifus are best, name ONE bad brownfu on VG. All white/Asian waifus have people like Rin, Morena and other shitters.

>>165043554
Post a name and receive opinions

>>165043660
No, it needs to come naturally.

>>165043660
Avada :^)

>>165043679
If you want to be noticed naturally you have to start shittting it up desu

>>165043819
Then I'll take solace in that I'm not a shitter.

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>>165043554
What job do you main, maybe i can geus who you are.

>>165043860
I main [apoilwe]lowpop

>>165043948
>apoilwe
Literally how?

>>165043975
I basically was aiming one letter to the left too much with my left hand while I was typing that word

I might be intoxicated

>>165043860
Security: Detective

>tfw science has two shit talking tomboys who look exactly the same
Hey Eva and Rina why dont you just stay true to yourself and drop that waifu shit and use a male character.

Why do people feel the need to have a female character anyway?

>>165044070
So I could get griefed during Hogan lawset but that's a thing of the past.

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Any admins up?

The server appears to have taken a massive shit.

>>165044216
I can't restart it.

>>165041209
note that confession booth door can be opened and closed by ghosts (not the chaplain one).

>>165044275
Chaplain should have the ability to speak to a ghost by using a luigi board.

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>>165044369

>>165044369
Somebody tried that

then he was banned for two weeks

>>165044216
Was really bummed the server went to shit, was going to teach myself chemistry.

The last medical practice i need to learn.

>>165044369
Momma mia

ded server

>>165044070
But Rina doesn't look like Eva, if anything she's a clone of Ashe

SERVER A SHIT

>>165044070
>try out sec as a vox
>suit looks disgusting, drop it right away
>tank takes up backpack slot, working with secbelt only
wew

>You are either AFK, experiencing lag or the connection has closed.

which is best brownfu?
>Zalika Salib
>Naomi Williams
>Greer Greenhorn
>Angelite Entyshak

fix serb

Shit idea #104193

>Malf AIs can use a jaunt that takes 10~ seconds to charge up, that will let them jaunt into and take over anyone with a loyalty implant, but is only one use, and can only be done after delta is declared
>The previous owner of the host is transferred into the AI, and is silenced for 30 seconds

>>165045060
That makes no sense.
That doesn't even make shitty "it's just a game" handwave logic sense.

>Now that serb is dead, it's time to look up the logs for [insert ckey] so I can metagrudge them!
What's their name?

>>165044679
>implying Ashe isnt a clone of Rina
Ashe is a litteraly who.

>>165045106
another thing that doesn't make sense: to disassemble an APC with a jaunted AI, you need to disassemble it totally, removing also the frame from the wall.
in my opinion the AI should be considered dismantled in the moment you take out the circuit, being forced to weld out the empty frame from the wall is weird.

>>165045134
[Me]

>>165045308
Ashe and Felicity used to be the top waifus..

How the night have fallen..

>>165044996
>Greer Greenhorn
Nice selfshill densane

>>165045376
>implying its not a dawn of a new era for brown waifus and cuteboys

>>165045106
It's a microchip in your head to control your thoughts so you're loyal to nanotrasen, versus an artificial intelligence in charge of the station who can transfer their consciousness into a battery holder.

Arguably, being able to transfer the AI consciousness into a person via the networked microchip in his head makes more sense, considering there's no brain in an APC

>>165045435
But anon I'm not Greer I'm a different self shiller

>>165045438
>cute brown boy waifu
F U N D. I T

>>165045376
Blame Eve autism

>>165045598
Ashe doesn't play eve, only felicity

>>165045376
>used to be
Did they become shit or were they replaced by other waifus in popularity?

>>165044070
I wouldn't mind Rina if they'd postpone their autism projects on the outpost at round start and do some R&D

>>165045463
APCs are pretty much a computer. The reason a mobile AI is a bad idea is because it leads to trouble with pinning it down. Think about yred's malf AI core moving.

>>165045543
Niggly has an alternate character that's a brown boy

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>>165045748
Cute!

>>165045667
It's just the cycle of waifus. Good old waifus get replaced by new waifus when they get shitposted about. Before them was Trinity and the sec waifu dream team.
In a few months, the current waifus, Avada, Rina, etc, will get replaced by a new batch of waifus.

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>>165045991
http://rebloggy.com/post/my-art-comic-nsfw-sushi-2k-comics-midnight-trap-aoi-femboy-traps-murasaki-femboy/123869923860

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>>165046063
Won't be months, it'll be a month at best. Only good waifus last months

the dream team isn't dead they just started a kpop band.

>>165046063
Fixed your spelling to self shill i see.

>>165046228
I'm sorry hun :^)

>>165044996
>Barely plays
>Dead
>Barely plays
>Dead

>>165045463
What makes you think loyalty implants are connected to a network?

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We can talk about the round now, I asked.

tfw its probably almost certainly my fault

>>165046473
What the hell did you do?

>>165046473
>can talk about the round
>server still not restarted
>>165046536
Stacked mass drivers

>>165046473
I had like 100 pipes coming from the N2 miner all the way down to the SME with pumps and dozens of thermals in some giant spaghetti network.

It all went to shit when I turned off the scrubbers

>>165046559
>N2 in the SME
Kys

>>165046559
Hmm
I wonder which one of us dunnit

>>165046612
>you should use the O2 miner so the whole station suffocates

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>>165045689
I'm actually using my autism right now to look for a faster method to do R&D. Robotics method is fast but i wanne go even faster so i can fuck off to the roid so quick as possible.

Is rina the one that did telebay with fritzl?

>>165047064
The syringe guns method is the fastest, I can get research done and Medway their tools in under 10 minutes if I'm not disturbed, by around 12:13.

>>165047238
>10 minutes

HAHAHAHAHA

>>165047271
Closer to 8. Fight me

>>165046690
You don't even need a gas miner for the sme. A single canister will do and the only reason to touch n2 is if you use it in the cooling pipe line for passive cooling.

>>165047406
>>165047271
The powergay way gets it done in average 5 minutes.

>>165047064
instead of printing the hi-cap cells, beacons and a gps just nab 2 hi-cap cells from robuttics and 2 gps from telesci

>>165047271
>>165047238
Its a 3 minute method, but i prever it being an one minute method. I'ma speed it up a bit by grabbing 100 acid from the roid while the nanopaste is being made to insta print all the boards after the chem dispenser board is decontructed. Cause you begin with 50 acid and only need 100 acid extra to complete researc. Afterwards just push in some plasma, large nade, tesla and 3 chem weapon whatever and you are pretty far.

I just want to be able to skip the Toolbox/Atmos meter to Matter Bin and Chem Dispenser to Gynax Part so quick as possible.

>>165047494
It always bothers me when someone takes the telesci gps, because they're special in that they're always too of the list.

Oh boy here we go, science research method autism. Everyone get in the bunker and close the hatch.

>>165047546
Better or worse than cryomix autism?

>>165047438
best gas you can use for passive cooling is plasma.
using n2 makes sense only because it's readily available right near the SME room.

>>165047110
Correct, they both did the telebay meme every round start. And their cryo setup was a parody.

>>165047516
Don't gotta decon a chem dispenser board if you do the mech gun method boo.

>>165047567
Worse becuase its time based, cryomix is about what flavor you like your cryomix, research is a bunch of autists saying they can do it faster, some people have better connections to serb than others or byond being in the mood for working correct so its always a stupid arguement

>>165047516
>3 minute method
>while nanopaste takes a minute to print
>not printing the medbay tools while your built chem dispenser is charging
By the time tools are done printing, research is done.

>>165047782
I always print the chem dispenser parts with the nano paste anon-san.

>>165047685
B-but the wiki!

>>165047716
At this point I think having to do research at all is kinda pointless. Even more so than the other repetitive tasks on the station done every single round. There is only ever a single outcome and the variance in getting there is just how quickly.
Even genetics has more variation to it even if the entire things a shitshow of RNG.

Idea: Replace genetics' RNG with a slider going through the hexadecimal that you click to stop and moves faster the more radiation there is.

>>165047954
>byond
>sliders

>>165047675
>tfw no current lesbian waifu couple to spy on

>>165048015
It doesn't have to be a slider necessarily, maybe have the numbers flash.

someone FIX THE FUCKING SERB I WANT TO PLAY

>>165047865
teleporter hub, SMES and durand/gygax wep boards are the only things you need to really deconstruct from the circuit print. you can do a pacman board for plasma research too but who uses that lmao

serb lives

>>165048592
Welp using the electropack instead of basic power cell and skipping the chem dispenser we could win like 10 seconds.

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>>165048112
>not arresting Evada and Emilia and putting them in perma

>>165048834
>not harmbatoning them both to death and spacing the bodies

>>165048978
Well if you are into that kinda thing anon.

>>165048834
It's Avada x Rina, you pleb.

>>165048978

>Not beating Avada to the chocolate coin at roundstart then stealing all other yellow gloves on the station

your bullying is like that of a tiny baby

>>165049057
Literally everyone who isn't Avada, Emilia a waifu pandering asstard is into that kinda thing. Now fuck off and stop self shilling.

>>165049114
t. Avada who only wants to be shipped with husbando's

>>165048698
2 GPS from telesci, 2 high cap cells from r&d or robo, 3 syringe guns, tool box, atmospheric scanner, mining drill, nanopaste, super matter bin, print parts for a chem dispenser, chem dispenser and teleporter hub, build the dispenser and then print smes board, grovel or break into xeno for plasma, pacman board, 3x durand weapon boards. After that you can print anything you'd need until you get phazon. I think that should be the order. It's been a while but most of the time is waiting for the chem dispenser and nanopaste.
Don't even need to make a chem dispenser if you run to the outpost after you do tele hub and smes, just take a large beaker. But it helps for later and if robotics is active.
Past that, once materials come in decon two tesla energy relays and then two chem sprayers and that'll do illegal tech.
Didnt we also add anomly tech? Science goggles get that up I think.

server up, now for real

>>165049235
The smes circut can be swapped for a super cap cell if you want to save acid.

discord?

>>165050126
Super cap doesn't max engineering. Not that anyone will care but. No need to really bother saving acid if you make a dispenser yourself. Which you really should.

>>165050126
Another thing, if it requires more than one material, as long as you have 100% of one and more than 50% of the other it prints it anyway. You can get away with two boards at 50 acid.
I always use this when printing costly things from the autolathe. Metal is easy to come by and glass, not so much. Just fill up on metal and skim on the glass.

page 9?

>>165048015
What the fuck makes you think BYOND can't handle basic HTML from before the 2000s?

>>165052327
Because BYOND was made in 1996, was shit then, and is STILL shit now.

>>165053041
Stop with this shitty meme of "oh welp boys we can't have absolutely anything at all because BYOND, no i don't actually know anything about it but BYOND yep yep"
It's fucking HTML.

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i learned how to TEG! i think

>>165052327
t. TOTALLY NOT LUMMOX

>>165053041
Yes, BYOND is shitty, but not THAT shitty. It uses IE as its browser,and we've chosen to support as old as IE 8, so it can support any HTML/JS/CSS/etc. that IE 8 and below can support.
That said, there's basically no security in Topic(), so any minigame implemented with HTML/JS would be pretty easy to cheat.

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>>165053419
And all of Topic() is logged so it'd be extremely easy to find out if someone is cheating.
Reminder Deity is a fucking retard for refusing to implement PDA games in any way except the laggiest one possible because "muh scoreboard securty"

>>165053519
Does anyone even play PDA games?

>>165033678
>Anime edition
Non-weebs btfo!!!

>>165053585
Coderbus deliberately leaves them as expensive as possible in the PDA shop so that nobody will buy them.

>>165053698
I'm pretty sure it has more to do with none of the coders caring enough to bother changing them.

It's probably just changing the value of a couple vars. Why don't you make a PR and see what happens?

>>165054065
I'm pretty sure I was there in the coderbus channel when they literally said that.

>>165054126
>coderbus channel
Are you thinking of TG? Because they're the ones with an actual #coderbus IRC channel.

>>165054187
No.

>>165054306
Well, I've never heard anything like that in our coder chat.

If you don't want to make a PR, you could make a feature request asking for the prices to be lowered. That would require hardly any effort.

>>165054407
Cluster and friend made a separate discord channel after he got pissed about thing.

>>165054407
>That would require hardly any effort.
Enjoy getting memed on with emojis by the coderbus metaclub only for it to be closed.

>>165035524
>sit around
>after setting up the sing
Post discarded

>>165054484
I know, that's the channel I was talking about. I've never heard of anything regarding the PDA apps in that channel.

>>165054521
What do you have to lose?

>>165054521
local man has crippling fear of emojis; cannot function on github without succumbing to anxiety

>>165048834
Please don't drag me into this

>>165054713
True it should say just sit about and let the engi borgs and MoMMIs set everything up

>>165054521
>fearing the emojicracy

>tfw joined the party at saturday for the first time
I its been 12 hours since its over and I'm itching like a fucking drug addict, how do you even get back to spess after this?

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Why is it that I hate killing people in this game? That and I always feel obligated to trust others when I shouldn't. This normally makes antag rounds just me missing out on perfect opportunities to kill targets. That and people taking easy advantage of my overtrusting nature.

>>165058069
Don't feel bad, deadchat is more fun than the actual game anyway.

>>165058069
Congrats, you're a real human bean. Killing people isn't normal and is seen as an evil act so you avoid it like a normal person

>>165058217
When you reach the point of observing more than actually playing there's no going back

>/datum/pda_app/spesspets
>name = "Spess Pets"
>desc = "A virtual pet simulator. For when you don't have the balls to own a real pet. Includes multi-PDA interactions and Nanocoin mining."
>price = 70

>literally the most expensive PDA game
>70
WOW GUYS THIS SHIT SURE IS EXPENSIVE HOW CAN THEY DO THIS TO US

>>165059127
for 5$ more I can get myself some glubbs

>tfw 3 Hippie admins stepped down this week and got replaced by underage shitters

For fucks sake, it was the only server that treated ss13 like a game and not second life

>>165059468
PANIC
B U N K E R

>>165059468
Excuse me, this is a no rp server.

Do people not understand what a Role-Playing Game is?

>>165059526
Fuck off VG cuckhold, your server and TG get so fucking triggered over jokes in-game

>>165059647
Hippie was true no RP but some faggots are trying to enforce RP now

>>165059731
It's not a fucking role playing game, it's not fucking second life for toasters, RP should be fucking optional

How do you ban evade? I've been banned from every server

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>>165059839
it's a roleplaying game, faggot.

ROLEPLAY

>>165059731

The point of the game is to beat the antags, Anon.

If you can't handle the action of SS13, go back to Bay :^)

>>165055637
>tfw when you drag Emilia to the cell with her kicking and crying that Avada will rape her

>>165059948
Fuck you niggerfaggot, I'm not a fucking child to be playing pretend, it's cringey as shit, kill yourself

>>165041962
Yeah, the most important thing in cult is to not break the masquerade. Once they know, nobody has rights, nobody would care if I beat you to death in the halls, I'd have reasoning to beat anyone who did have a problem with it to death in the halls, and the shotgun mounted waterboard implant train's coming to a dept very near to any cultist soon.

>>165059731
Do you not understand that this is 2-d unreal tournament 2004? You didn't clamp down on powergaming or metagaming, you tore the wall down, you advertised on /v/ reddit and other servers frequently, then had two fucking purges. This is the server you chose cause you didn't stop it.

>>165059937
Start your own server with no rules

>this is the top ss13 server

https://github.com/ParadiseSS13/Paradise/pull/6123

WAHAHA

>>165059957
>>165059839
>>165060035
You phorons, action is apart of the role-play. You take the role of a fictional character on a fictional space station with fictional settings, hence making it an RPG, Role-Playing Game.

>>165060202
We voted to do the same thing for vox.
It was a stupid idea and luckily Celt never got around to it, though

>>165059959
STOP
T
O
P

>>165060132
I want Slate to leave.

>>165060227
Nah I play as myself, pretending to be someone else is what cucks do

>>165060383
Then you are roleplaying as yourself. You are not actually in the game.

How do I emag the cloner?

>>165060521
You hit it with the emag same as everything else

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>sleep in because its fucking cold instead of waking up in time to make the new thread
>someone makes a new thread with anime shitposting foot fetish bait

this is what I get

>>165060202
>all those races

fucking disgusting desu

>>165060372
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyPhsFxnc_c
Fuck you. If you can't implant a bomb in a cultist and have him raise a big drug assisted stink to get most of sec in one spot to blow up on or just amass a cult militia to be the boss of the station then you need to gitgud or turn it off. In 99% of the stations convertable crew outnumber sec 3 to 1 or more to the point that you could just have everyone push spam and circlejerk on sec. That's on top of most sec being downies that don't gear up, don't stick together, kill or provide evidence of will to harm while the muhlawicons are still on asimov and often go braindead 30 minutes in where anyone can steal their gear.
Not slate by the way

>>165038704
What's it meant to do? Risk infecting virologists casually drawing their own blood?

>>165060632
The cloner or the console?

>>165061268
The pod

>>165061109
it shatters beakers and syringes, so you gotta juggle that shit if you want to cure

>>165060820
I'd rather have Rin as an HoS than you. And that's saying something.

Just hit the cloner with it or first open a maintance panel?

>>165061514
I dunno, slate knows how to treat me right when I'm I jail

>>165061601
oh baby ;)

>>165061804
are you talking about eve

>>165061804
>>165061958
wrong fucking general, I'm retarded

>>165062071
How in the living fuck could you mistake SS13 for EVE?

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>>165062071
>saw "Spessman on a Spess Station"

>assumed eve

ha!

>>165062146
Wasn't eve, was world of warships. And you post it in the wrong tab and being a bit too retarded to read and make sure it's the right one.

>>165062146
Sawbones' eve community, Pupper.

They shitpost here, and shit-talk in the EVE general

>>165062452
Are there any online space games Sawbones doesn't have his metaclub in?

>>165062227
piss off tripfag

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>>165061514
It's okay criminal scum, I have more than enough fuel tanks to bring order and peace to my new station.

>>165061719
U know it

>>165062227
BASED STONER BEST HOST

>>165062850
fuck off VG cuck

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>>165062227
Is everything good on your end, guys? We keep getting an influx of users from there and nobody really knows why.

>>165063108
piss off /tg/fag

>>165033678
>anime edition
>picture is from a game
wow

>>165063412
>>165063108
>VG
>/tg/
you both have it backwards

>>165059114
Then you become an admin or coder, happens to the best of us

>>165061528
is for
>>165061357

>>165033678
those asses are for spanking.

>>165063590
>I've been thinking about applying as admin
>also have a map I'm slowly working on
Is it too late? Am I in too deep?

Shit idea #6419243

Acquriring a certainly large amount of money turns you into a gorillionaire

Or, make a gorillionaire a boss between you and a vault full of money

>>165063405
Do you know their ckeys

I can tell you who got banned

>>165063610
those feet are for tickling

>>165018428
Blob is 60% teamwork and 38% the blob being in a high AI traffice area or causing a breach early.. You need people to gather the 11 or so rechargers and have them close but not too close. You need someone with a dept account id and pin buying weapons crates at cargo in 30 crate batches as fast as they can and opening them. Immediately going code red and having sci print resets helps. Having sci mass produce borg shells to borg the dead helps. Reminding people to max sensors and confirming someone is assigned to telesci to zap corpses back and borg them to immediately return to the fight helps. a fat stack of components and a couple restarts helps get borgs back in immediately. If you're good, you can upgrade the cyborg chargers and make more as well as help the ones without a wrench move. Somebody printing plasma cutters which are better welders helps. Anyone spacing fueltanks and plasma canisters helps. Anyone can help by making pill bottles of hyperzine, iron, dex+, and bicard. By readying monkey humans for head swap defibs. By building the second cloner from the tech storage spares. Heads should immediately code red, or at least fax/message centcomm a report for an ERT, magboots and space suits, monkey cube boxes, ripley's, RCD modules, combat mechs and weapons, rechargers and other bits. Include your dept account and account so they can bill you for more RP points. Emitters can often help but most of the time the blob can blow a fuel tank or eat to the side and it's lost.

The most important thing is getting key personel in hardsuits, with hyperzine making more hyperzine, guns, and moving chargers where they're needed for sustained significant fire that wont get blob rushed.

If shit's ever fucked, you can fax/message for nocap and carpet telebomb to clear the way for teleporting a locker of dudes with two backpacks of guns and a stack of rods to zerg a known cerebrate then repeat until you've cleared house.
cont.

>>165037859
I like calling Quentin a fat fuck.

>>165063850
how large are we talking

>>165063979
those bodies are for raping

>>165063995
>acknowledges meleeing the blob as anything but the worst idea you could possibly have
don't listen to this idiot

>>165063995
Basically, you need a captain to actually Captain, heads to use command channel and stay on top of their staff, dept members to know their ass from a hole in the ground and do what they're told in a competent timely fashion, and assistants to actually assist with menial take this id and buy/run/open/staff x tasks

>>165063995
You forgot the
EMITTERS
M
I
T
T
E
R
S

>be journalist
>HoS threatens to break my legs because I've outed one of her staff as a clown raping pedophile
NO CENSORSHIP, YES FREEDOM OF THE PRESS

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>emilia

>>165064097
Anyone can buy two backpacks of guns and you only need 4 to punch through a node in one push, there's a dozen more helpful things to do that actually have an impact., and you struggle to down an unobserved node let alone anything that can spend 20 point to give you a fatal bleed

>>165064176
I didn't, what I did was give the reminder to always take off the backpacks of the dead and redistribute the guns. Nobobdy every makes and buys enough guns in blob and then 75% of them get lost to medbay or wherever they bled out.

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>>165045435
cool your fucking jets Zealtron, jesus christ.
you know, I'm not the only person that remembers my characters/posts dungeon meshi reaction images.

Your 'tism is showing again.

yes I know this post is counter intuitive, but if you keep on trying to name drop my old ckey like you have some kind of power over me, I'm just going to continue to laugh at you.

>>165064215
>Didn't just blacklist your newscast
Shit HoS, probably only knew about what a newscaster was from people yelling about it.

>>165064468
He's been fully consumed by the metajerk cancer.

>>165064529
>Shit HoS, probably only knew about what a newscaster was from people yelling about it.
I reuploaded it immediately after they took my stories down.

>>165063405
Probe1: @MrStonedOne whats with your new hitler headmin
Probe1: we keep getting tg refuges
Probe1: the word I heard was some lady got headmin and was banning people she disliked

No.

that was a lie okand is good

Stay out of this Nipples

>>165064636
Nipples is my favorite clown desu

>>165064468
I'm not zealotron sweetcheeks. Just someone who is laughing at you trying to re-invent yourself multiple times on the server with different personas. It was kinda sad to see, in all honesty.

>>165063405
>>165063859
I've been keeping a spare eye out when I can and almost no one that makes it obvious they're from /tg/ are banned there.

>>165064803
i'm not even him
but you're trying way too hard
man, give it a rest

>>165064636
for
>>165064321

>>165064830
Probe gestapo when? Make security great again sempai

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>>165060227
>phoron
KILL

>>165064915
ok aceedex, rush to your boyfriends defense more.

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>>165064948
>play sec
>its lingstended and no one antags or I get pussypenned while taking a pee break

>don't play sec
>its cult heist ops and security is staffed by a warden, a clown with all access, and cargo has printed flamethrowers

What can I do with the reagent singulo? Experimenting in chem didn't find much

>>165065383
Its pretty much just coffee.

>>165065383
Drinks, not chems

>>165065383
It's just a drink.