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/mgg/ - Metal Gear & Kojima General

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Skullman edition

>MGSV Extended Soundtrack
https://mega.nz/#F!1o8FTbAL!-lVNu5ReRDTcksRfHIxBHA

>MGO3 Info
http://www.konami.jp/mgs5/tpp/en/online/index.php5

>December Update Info
www.konami.jp/mgs5/tpp/en/news/update201512.php5

>NEW PLAYER GUIDE
http://i.imgur.com/LU9C0Bl.jpg

>STEAM GROUP
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/metalgeargeneral

>/mgg/ ONEDRIVE FOLDER
https://onedrive.live.com/redir?resid=65254E4C501EDAEF!4116&authkey=!AMDti9C9NNjfhT8&ithint=folder%2cxlsx

>LISTS, GUIDES, DOWNLOADS AND OTHER STUFF
http://pastebin.com/qM3XwMce

>MGS2 SUBSTANCE NOVEL - NEEDS TRANSLATION
https://mega.nz/#!Y08iFCBa!Z3j3Tco4vE14mwwVJTQbch9Zo4SvZRXO1ntjEjn1JRc

>MGSV NOVEL - PARTIALLY TRANSLATED
https://mega.nz/#!U1NFzAII!4nuhjrIo8arMdb2Ref4dWRB-4CZ86Sp9QY1sYDnhVfM
>TIMELINE AND EPILOGUES:
http://pastebin.com/3m93ExcY
>CHAPTER 1:
http://pastebin.com/frkkvef3
>CHAPTER 2:
http://pastebin.com/7YMg9Gia
>KOJIMA'S THOUGHTS ABOUT THE NOVELIZATION
http://pastebin.com/JVZZxW1D

>QTS FARMING
https://i.imgur.com/19a5fFK.jpg

Last thread: >>128788980
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Say Peace!
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I wanna know the backstory of the skulls.
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From last thread:

What's the offline cap for resources?

I've hit the online cap for fuel and common metal at 1 million, but what is it offline?
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>>128852438
500k
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Why does Huey throw on Hideo's glasses after his first appearance working on the Battle Gear?
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>>128852220
Hiroshima and Nagasaki incoming
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>>128852463
He does it after Ocelot disintegrates his old ones with Metallic Archaea in the cutscene after Mission 29.
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I'd prefer their plot honestly
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>>128852445
Thanks.
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its 4 am and there are people online defending their fobs.

Just fuck off. Im not stealing any of your stupid shit I just want the volunteers you cunts.
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>>128852463
He took them from him after bullying Hideo and taking his battle gear drawings and lunch.
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Anyone wanna boost?
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>>128852463

He stole them. Why do you think Hideo had to get new glasses himself?
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>>128852513
Not this shit again.
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>>128852808
>everyone lives in the same timezone as me no matter what
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matchmaking still fucked?
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>>128852958
do the servers really work world wide? Is this the only game in the world that does that?

Generally there are NA, UK, AUS, JP especially for online games.

>join up with aus player
>has 2000 ping
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>>128852889
EU region, Germany.
Pass: truewaifu
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>>128853109
For FOBs it's international.
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>>128853178
Which part of germany
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>>128852808

It comes with the territory.

You knew the risks, plus, it's Saturday, not really a surprise that some people are just staying up playing games over the weekend.

Plus, why aren't you stealing shit?

The only reason I even bother with FOBs is because of the shitload of resources you can steal in one swoop.
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>>128853490
Berlin
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>>128853523
I've already have max resources. I also already have all 4 FOBs maxed.

What I really need are some more S++ base dev soldiers. And the only way to get those is from volunteers from FOBs. My base dev level is 117 and I need 120 for the last UAV upgrade.

>>128853185
well then that seems like an interesting choice. so if my rank is 60 that means Im in the top 60 IN THE WORLD (pc) and not just NA?
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>tfw get teamed up with three people who know how to COOP
Fucking good
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>trying to do perfect stealth on a mission
>soldier at the bottom of a small cliff sees me straight through the big ass rock on top of the small cliff that is blocking his vision
oh fuck you
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R8 but do not h8 pls, she's a sensitive girl
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>>128853178
what the fuck i can't type more than 8 characters for the password
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>>128854027
>heterochromia

please
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>>128854056
>Ascension
>Gives you an extra preset
>Doesn't give you another class preset
Fuck you Konami. There is LITERALLY no fucking logic to having only 3 loadouts for a class.
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>>128854056
I've honestly never made a character with heterochromia until now, thought I'd give it a shot. I've a friend who autistically gives it to all his waifus and it kinda bugs me. He always chooses colors that are physically impossible too.
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>>128854002
sure he did
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>>128854218
he did though
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>>128853829

Maybe you are already, but couldn't you farm them from the event, and just buy S++ soldiers using event points?
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>>128854278
yeah I'm sure he did
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Is it just me or is field report 3 broken as shit.

Your already the tankiest class, but now anytime someone points a gun at you, you get to know about it, and the direction its in.
Then, if anyone starts getting close to you, you start blinking like a flashlight and one quick camera pan finds that sneakibreeki up your ass.

The end result being your never caught off guard, very likely to win any gunfight, and know when your sneaky sneaking is a bust and can book it to the nearest cover.

Cant tell you how many times iv dived out of a sniper trying to line up a headshot too thanks to it.
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>>128854309
he did though
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>>128854038
no idea, try inputting whatever you can.
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Why do the screenshots always come out looking like ass in this game?
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>>128854474
I did, I give up.
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>>128852402
I would still fuck her
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Any anons feel like boosting?
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>>128854493
MGO looks like ass in general
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>>128854218
this game has the amazing ability of throwing absolute bullshit at you. It's rare when a mistake feels legit and not just some bullshit cheating. Especially on FOBs where guards will literally spawn directly on top of the player
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>>128852463
Its a metaphor for how huey never finishes battlegear, much like kojima never finished the game.
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How did i do guys?
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>>128854868
Fuck off Australia
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>>128854868
Australian/10
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>>128854906
>>128854914
I must be missing something? Im not australian...
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post characters
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>>128854960
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They really need some seriously better dispatch missions.

Only like 3 of them are actually worth a shit.
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>>128854959
Your picture is upside down.
>>128854960
I'm still debating what helmet to use
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It seems there are more players on now than day hours. Fucking 5 defenders tonight.
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>>128854594
All that salt, why don't you go do something productive?
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>>128855389
Nigger MGO looks fucking terrible next to TPP. That's a fact.
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Can you change the color on the outback poacher?
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>>128854960
latest iteration
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>>128854594
your point?
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>>128855405
its amazing too since the ground zeroes map is in there.

I really want that map to be included in single player. Just to dick around in.
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UCP works exactly nowhere.

Except in MGO3 it works everywhere. Thanks Kojima.
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MGO is a laggy unplayable piece of shit.

How the fuck am I suppose to hit anyone when they fucking teleport 15 feet at a time.
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>>128854960
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>>128855778
Hey now, it works on that one couch.
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>>128856043
nice tits cutie
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How long does it take roughly to earn enough GP for the beret?
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>>128855524
*snifff*
ahh~
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>>128856290
I get about 20 a game and I come normally 1st, 2nd 3rd places.
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>>128856364
stop playing customs. you get 50 for a loss and 100 for a victory in normal games
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TFW you accidentally kill the legendary gunsmith and can't mod your guns
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>>128856290
just ascend and you'll have 10k GP

ascending for me took like 25 hours
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Randomly looking at the global Steam achievements, more players have finished Episode 46 (21.5%) than Episode 12 (19.5%)

What.
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This is an image board, right?
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>>128856860
This is the best post of all time
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Yo dawg I heard you like guns
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>>128857265
just fuck my shit up, senpai
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>>128857265
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Damn this sneaky disc mode is tough.
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>>128858216
You gotta creep bro.
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>>128852220
>Persona 5
>Gravity Rush 2
>Deus Ex Mankind Divided
>Dishonored 2
>Nier Automata
What 2016 games is /mgg/ looking forward to?
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rate my fashion /mgg/

Also post operatives, no sluts
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>>128858384
Horizon Zero Dawn
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>photosynthesis
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>>128854590
sure, post steam
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>>128858398
I agree with your taste in armor
not digging the gun paint
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>>128858398
I'll show you who's a slut.
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>>128858703
her face is too big for her head
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>>128858486
The End was pretty cool.
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>>128858486
>the excuse for quiet's outfit having to be so skimpy is photosynthesis
>the end is completely clothed from head to toe despite also surviving on photosynthesis
brava kojama
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>>128852808
>waah why can't I attack players without them retaliating

Just hack some volunteers in, you whiny little shit.
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>>128858807
They should have covered her i a leaf suit instead
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>>128858736
The glasses are just huge as fuck.
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I can GUARANTEE this is one of you bikini wearing faggots
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>>128858807
Quiet's skin could camoflage in the Afghan desert.
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>>128858973
why doesnt she put on clothes back on motherbase, or when I take her to africa
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>>128858807

The End didn't have his internal organs destroyed by chemical fire
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>>128858969
me lol :3
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>>128858807
The End still had things like lungs
Quiet did not, and had to breathe through her skin as well. Clothing choked her.
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>>128858384
MGO3: Nonshit Edition
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>>128859013
Because it's much easier to just reuse the same character model.
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>>128858969
owned by infilbros once again shitter
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>>128858593
Thanx anon, I wanted the gun paint match the yeloow inside the gloves and on the trim of the armor
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>>128859114
>Clothing choked her
>but even after R&D throws money and manpower into developing clothes that she can breathe in, she wants to wear the bikini

At some point, you need to come to terms with the fact that Quiet dresses like a slut by choice, not by force.
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What the hell are these idiots looking at
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can I cqc grab a crawling enemy?

I die a lot with my infiltrator, should I just camp a small place with traps? I need advice
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>>128858384
>Firewatch
>Nier Automata
>Dishonored 2

hype
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>>128859208
im playing an infiltrator you fucking LMG toting faggot
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>>128859291
If you're a good player, they're looking at the wall. If you're a bad player, they're looking THROUGH the wall.
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>>128859291
they're looking inside the windows at the female soldiers stripping
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>>128859390
>got fultoned
>as infil

you are such garbage rofl
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>>128859290
>R&D developing clothes she can breathe in
DD's R&D is pretty retarded. A lot of their research involves smoking excessive amounts of dope to try and figure out how to fit a scope onto a gun. Why else would they want 5000 plants to build an assault rifle?
MSF's R&D developed railguns, air-strike marker pistols, multiple types of radar, the PATRIOT, and all sorts of neat shit I never even used.
The most radical thing DD has is the Hand of Jehuty and wormholes. MSF's fultons punched through roofs and had no need for wormholes.
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>>128859701
You're forgeting the most amazing devlopment ever. Chemical burger.
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>>128859701
>MSF's R&D developed railguns
The Battle Gear had a railgun.
>air-strike marker pistols
Only because at the time BB didn't have a hologram phone that let him mark a location instead.
>multiple types of radar
Useless when Snake can now literally see through walls.
>the PATRIOT
This I can get behind. I want my patriot.
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>>128859701
>could you bring Eli to the lab, please, we still don't understand this 'molotov cocktail' thing
>we almost figured out how to laminate cardboard but you gotta bring us another couple of delivery invoices first
>at last! a silenced nonlethal shotgun... that shoots pellets of SOLID GOLD!

They may be a little over the top, but considering the Diamond Dogs R&D team can't tie their shoelaces most days I'm not going to sell the wormholes short.
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>>128859603
haha epic fucking meme dude I bet your stats show 0 fultons on yourself

>what is fulton punch
>what is cqc 2
>what is a fulton cannon

end yourself faggot.
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Such a lust for animals?
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>>128860202
>This I can get behind. I want my patriot.
It just isn't the same slapping a 100 round magazine onto an assault rifle, attempting to shorten it down as best as I can and trying to pretend it's the Patriot.

All the guns are loosely based off of real guns and parts anyway, I don't get why they couldn't nor didn't bring the Patriot back when it's already a modified and original weapon.
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Has anyone got that video of switching out Skull Face for the real BB for the awkward car scene? Can't seem to find it on YT anymore.
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>>128860326
zoo lad
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>Rank 20 Scout
>I want to re-make for "face" reasons
If I delete her, do I lose the Bikini, Camo, Glasses I bought for her?
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>>128860326
I want to make her Loud, if you understand my insinuation
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>>128860625
explain?
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>>128860625
i dont get it
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>>128860202
The rail gun was from Huey, a former MSF. Even then he still reinvented the tank. A shame he had no more papers to plagiarize.
MSF apparently had the iDroid in '75. Probably just Elephant spitballing and saying "why not put all the radars into one device." DD made some tweaks here and there, but the bulk of the work was done nearly a decade prior.
Although I guess I shouldn't sell DD short on their drug development. Noctocyanin is crazy shit.
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>>128860586
no. those things are tied to your account rather than the characters, thankfully.
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Is the Uragan good in MGO ?
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>>128860858
Thanks
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>>128860651
>>128860669
I want to S rank her secret mission, if you're partial to metaphors
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>>128860892
If you're up close, it'll knock them on their ass.
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>>128861008
Still not getting it
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>>128860270
>getting fultoned by any of those things
>fulton punch requires sprinting, easy as fuck to see coming on radar
>fulton cannon makes a loud as fuck noise
>cqc 2, same problem as fulton punch

you got outplayed, by a bikini no less, maybe enforcer is more your speed c:
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>>128861008
A Quiet Exit? It's kind of hard, but you can S-rank it if you're really dedicated. Have you checked YouTube for guides?
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>>128861134
>It's kind of hard, but you can S-rank it if you're really dedicated.
someone's shit
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>>128861008
There's a secret mission?
Shit, how do I unlock it?
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>>128861168
Play [EXTREME] Cloaked in Silence 77 times beating Quiet using only CQC and no rank restricting items. Die once and the counter resets.
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>>128861156
>>128861134
Wear parasite suit with armor cartridges. You can S-rank it and complete all objectives in one run easily.
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>>128861364
No seriously. It's far easier than that.
Literally pick any rocket launcher. Or don't even pick one, just use the piece of shit GROM it gives you.
Then just continuously do the following
>fire at tank
>sprint around back of palace to other side
>fire at tank
>sprint back around to other side
>repeat
As long as you start sprinting round the back the instant you fire a rocket, you'll not take a single hit from the enemy, since they always fire right back where they got shot from, which is changing every time.
Done the mission dozens of times with no hits like this, makes it a lot more fun too.
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>>128854960
It's the avatar dude - in TPP I was trying to make him the closest to the Medic, with the only twist being white hair (as in graying after going through heavy and shocking shit). Now he kinda looks like Major Zero. In the end, he looks like neither, so, yeah.
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How the actual fuck am I supposed to get a team Lv. higher than 99?
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>>128854960
I don't mind this suit now
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>>128861107
>>128861168
>>128861107
I'm going to fulton her purity, if that clarifies my intentions
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what should I make
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>>128856860
Greatest post ever to be posted on /mgg/
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>>128861858
The'yre not even cool upgrades, just stat buffs

super lame
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>>128861858
Order of best things to research in that list:

Battle Dress
Sleep Grenade
M-2000NL
Kabarga-83
Zeev-10

If you use Short Range Lethal setup for your FOB, push the Kabarga and Zeev up higher in the list.
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>>128854960
Hang tough!

>no gear yet
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>>128861858
battledress and whatever your using for your fobs.
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>>128858384
The new Deus Ex.
Please don't be shit.

>>128861858
Would go for the battle dress.
I'm a bit jelly.
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If you get tranquilized in MGO can you even shrug it off?

I was punching the buttons and tilting the stick like a madman for ages, but nothing happened
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Fuck my life.
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>>128862394
kek
nice emblem though
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Can the enemy team see you if you have a disk?
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>>128862507
No.
But if you are visible on their screen, there will be a disc icon above your head. You're not shown on the map or anything.
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Can sombody post the swimsuit on an Enforcer (female) please?
I need to make sure how it looks like so I choose my classes correctly.
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>>128862543
>>128862507
I don't know how someone would not get that if they played at least 1 full match.

You have to play both sides.
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Official Diamond Dogs Orientation Course for New Recruits:

>Week 1: Chick

Soldiers are given multiple aptitude tests, medical/psychological exams, shooting practices, simple physical exercises and team building activities. Operators are also given a tour on Mother Base, and are given emergency drills. Soldiers will also be fixing up their rooms and socializing with other soldiers. At the end of the week, they attend a ceremony where they gain their codenames.

>Week 2: Fox

A more "skilled" version of Week 1. Soldiers learn how to communicate through Diamond Dogs radio, infiltration skills such as crouch walking and crawling, vehicle control and navigation, basics of CQC, medical procedures, field stripping, utilization of Diamond Dogs technology, mountaineering and many more.

>Week 3: Snake

The most painful Week. Soldiers are sent to a "hell room" where they conduct an endurance test of being shot in multiple parts of the body. In order to pass, the average soldier must be able to sustain 5 bullets in each body part. In the next day, soldiers learn how to deal with supernatural dangers, such as ghost powers, electric powers, ice powers, laser powers, wormhole transportation, fire powers, hallucinations and other unconventional threats. Lastly, Ocelot and his gang personally brainwashes all the soldiers into loving Big Boss and learning his entire history, and giving them some sort of Pavlovian reaction upon seeing the Boss.

The training isn't complete yet. After completing all phases, the soldier will be sent to the Unit he was assigned to, and conduct a specialized "Week X" depending on the unit. Of course, this never happens in-game because Snake is a fucking lazy piece of shit while Miller does all the work.

So would you join Diamond Dogs, /mgg/?
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>>128862661
Becuase most of the time people just get killed, I haven't seen a guy with the disk yet.
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>>128862661
>>128862543
What I want to know is, can they see me running in the minimap?
You know how running gives off a red glow on the minimap, sometimes I don't see it when they run with the disk.
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>>128862847
Of course they can.
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>>128862865
But how can you be so sure!?
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>>128862737
pre release gameplay Diamond dogs or final product Diamond dogs?

i would only join if its pre release Diamond Dogs
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>You have been disconnected from the session.
Can they even fix this?
Are they gonna go "Oh that's not a bug in the game, we can't really fix that" because that's honestly the only thing wrong with the game.
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>>128863054
Probably not since it's like this on consoles too.
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>>128862620
pls respo
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Anyone want to boost on PC? I know some tricks that others don't but I need a partner.
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>>128863370
share your tricks with us
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>>128863370
pathetic
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>>128860228

Don't forget they need thousands of dollars to figure out how to make a slightly better super soaker.
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>>128863430
I'm sure one of my boost partners will post it here eventually, no worries.

>>128863452
I'm already ascended 3 on my enforcer but ok enjoy wasting your time on konami's grindfest retard
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>>128863539
>ascended 3
how the fuck

please tell me your way
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What are the chances of MGO getting more content?
What are the chances of getting chapter 3?
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>>128861685
>How the actual fuck am I supposed to get a team Lv. higher than 99?

How many FOBs do you have goyim?
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Fuck, I tried my best. Her Jawline is too powerful for Konami's engine.
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>>128863595
0%
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>>128863594
he boosted
probably never played a legit match before
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>>128862042

Why would you have anything other than lethal for defense?

I don't even understand the point in having a non lethal defense. You can literally put yourself in situations where the guards can't ever fulton you out.
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>>128862737
>In order to pass, the average soldier must be able to sustain 5 bullets in each body part.

How many make it after being shot in the head 5 times?
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>>128861858
Green items are used by your FOB gards depending on your security parameters. That makes them more important than the rest.
Lethal = battle dress.
Non-lethal = sneaking suit.
Short range = SMG, Shotguns.
Medium range = Assault rifles.
Long range = Sniper rifles.
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>>128863595
>What are the chances of MGO getting more content?
100%
>What are the chances of getting chapter 3?
0%
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>>128863694
no shit

i can't blame him for wanting to skip the grindfest
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Fucking hell I suck so hard at MGO it's making me so made I think I might have a stroke.

How do I into scout? I'm level nineteen and I used a silenced M200 and I get my shit wrecked by pretty much everybody apart from other snipers.
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>>128863638
Neat.
Have a Furiosa
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>>128863774
No wonder R&D is so fucked up.
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>>128863694
Butthurt consolecuckold who can't skip the boring grind and play the game normally

Game is way more fun when you have all the unlocks and you don't get steamrolled by people higher level than you

This is fundamentally, objectively true. If you enjoy the 'progression' then you have been brainwashed like a hamster on a wheel.
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>>128863898
>consolecuckold
?
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>>128863892
Just mark people and run around with the AR.

Save sniping for when you get to level 37.

Use E. Locators.
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>>128863892
perk into sniper 3 + marking 1

mark kids with your rifle and get 50 for marking and 50 for assist / 150 if you kill

shoot down all fulton balloons, M2000 pops them easily

run the plush puppy thing and put them in bullshit spots like ladders and stairs, choke out and fulton people who trip them
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i made a comic about that thing that always happens
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>>128864134
lmao reddit would love this xD
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>>128864116
see you in 3 days
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>>128864134
forgot to add the part where the guy he killed was an enforcer and drops a grenade and kills the both of you
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>>128864134
>bikini wearer

every fucking time
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>>128864134
heh
I admit I also add up the numbers despite knowing it's more than enough to win the match.
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>>128859096
Fuck I remember you. Kept Fult punching and running around while I was trying to do the same thing. Then I said fuck it and just shot you up.
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>>128863896
I tried all slider options and I couldn't get it that wide. Also working on her made me realize we need more fucking skin colors.
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>>128859293
CQC is a crapshoot with the netcode tbqh.
Best strategy is to save your camo for when you know enemies are near.
Let your enforcers go ahead of you and distract the enemy.
Lay FU cannons around well traveled routes.
The Maucht SMG is better than most think... especially with a suppressor on it.
You can still be seem with your camo on, especially by scout's NVG's... bound cover to cover even while wearing it.
Finally, being an infil doesn't mean going for fults or cqc all the time.. smart enemies stay in packs, so shoot the straggler and bug out. Hit and run is your tactic of choice.
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>>128864390
Post more "Metal Gear in irl" things please.
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>>128864390
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>>128864168
what part of my post triggered you i'm curious
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>>128862737
>sustain 5 bullets in each body part
This is beyond stupid for obvious reasons. The chance of dealing permanent damage to a soldier's circulatory system, skeletal structure or muscle tissue is extremely high.
There are better ways to test endurance.

>Lastly, Ocelot and his gang personally brainwashes all the soldiers into loving Big Boss
Big Boss' idea of the Boss' vision would never allow for these antics.
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>>128864525
that's not real though

but there are multiple oil rigs that do look like mother base

just forgotten all their names

>>128864678
i-i was just joking m-mate

g-get it cause soldiers can sustain multiple bullets in game its a meta joke

pls dont kill me boss
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>>128853109
I know that when MGO3 launched almost all of the people I got put on a team with were Japanese and I'm in America, so I think it's international for all online stuff.
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>>128863695
I've never really figured any advantages to it. I guess NL guards can't be smoke or sleep grenaded? But they're so vulnerable other than that.

I do admit though, one of my blind spots is that I go into NL fobs with a completely different loadout that leaves me a little under equipped if a defender arrives.
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>>128861496
Reminder that the only proper Medic is
>Gray hair
>bunk right eye
>that shrapnel/acid burn scar near said eye
>Reasonable wrinkles
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>>128864754
>pls dont kill me boss
Keep making stupid jokes on my watch. Go on.
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Sorry if retarded to ask, I'm STILL playing the metal gear solid hd trilogy on ps3 so this is how far back I am.

But I heard a rumor that mgs5 ground zeros will/has supposedly had content cut, particulary that mission where you're going around removing that graffiti based on Kojima's other metal gear games, supposedly done by konami as its basically a warning about konami's actions of Kojima's work.

Is this true, if so I'm not going to update the game when I get my ass to it, don't ask where I heard it as it was JUST before the full game came out.

Also on that note, I paid $10 for a second hand copy of ground zeros for ps3, but on the Aus psn store I can get it digitally for $7.55, with an additional 10% off.

Should I stick to MUH PHYSICAL DISC or get the more complete version?
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>>128864513
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>>128864868
Hey, Boss, what happened to the DD soldier after massacring the Wialo Village?

C'mon, Boss, ask me.
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>>128864962
>>128864390
where are you getting these?
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>>128865081
his Dad.
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>>128865003
Wialo Village, huh? Go on.
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>>128865225
He was caught........

red-handed.
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>>128864858

Accurate description of my Venom

High five.
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>>128865251
I riked it actually.
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>>128865081
just google friend
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>>128865371
>type in Serak Power Plant
>dont get your pic

do i have to go to page 2 of google or something baka tbqh
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>>128863609
...Two.

NOT ENOUGH SHEKEL?
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>>128865510

build more fobs friend
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>tfw getting the last minute fulton that wins the game
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>>128865510

Of course not.

But don't worry. For 10 dollars, you can buy another FOB, and maybe get past level 99.

Then once you grind for all the resources for that grade 7/8 item you'll have to wait 2 weeks for it to develop, or you could get it now for the 500 MB/ 5 dollars.

You want that DLC don't you? I mean, you'd like for us to finish up Chapter 3 right?

Give us the money, and we will, and then make you pay 40 bucks for an extra hour of gameplay!
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>>128865704
>tfw not getting last kill that wins the game
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>>128862620
its called the megalodon or something. Just search it.

Infiltrator - Great White
Scout - Goblin Suit
Enforcer - Meganekku
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>>128865704
>tfw the fulton balloon takes so fucking long to fly up and give you credit you lose by a matter of seconds
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>>128859293
Remember where you normally run after spawning. Place traps and wait with cover advantage around those areas. Bounties for days son.
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>>128864872
Anyone?
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>>128866117
stick to muh physical disc it doesnt really matter

no content was cut from GZ
>>
This is hands-on, the best cutscene rendered in the Fox Engine. You just can't fucking compare. Suck my dick.

>that atmosphere
>that dialogue exchange
>that "Here's to You"
>that cinematography
>that operator feel
>that everything


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RngF7QxzA7w
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>>128866224
So the content of the ps4 version isn't much of a loss?

Cheers for that
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>>128866294
What content?
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>>128866117
The graffiti erasure thing is just a little easter egg you can do.
Skull Face removes the XOF logo on his copter.
In the Bonus mission Deja Vu/Jamais Vu, you can find a rifle with a UV light attached, that when turned on and pointed at the logos, will erase them from sight.
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>>128866294
yeah all you get is better graphics
>>
I really like the invis mode. Reminds me of the Splinter Cell Chaos Theory multiplayer.
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>>128866354
Oh, thought I heard something about weather, wasn't sure if anything besides graphics were cut.

>>128866370
Ah, so this still exist

>>128866375
mkay, cheers, guess I'll stick to what I already have
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>hasn't played one laggy match in MGOPC
>is having the time of his drunk life
>people getting lag/delay confused with shit fps on their side
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I'm going to marry this sinful butterfly!
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How the hell did this asshole not only get himself up there but his fucking wheelchair?
>>
>April 18th, 1983
>A suicide bomber attacks the U.S. Embassy

wtf does this have to do with anything kojima
>>
Anyone want to boost? Post profile or I can just make a lobby
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>>128865510
I have three complete FOBs and the Command platform on FOB4 partially complete (gives me 440 staff per team)

My teams are level 104-107. That's with a 100% S rank staff plus about 200 S+ or higher staff.
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>>128866596
Make a lobby, post password
>>
https://youtu.be/MjHTphTMjw8?t=2m

Did I do well or is everyone else just awful?
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>>128866538
Nanoparasites. Eyes on Kazuhira
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>>128866632
How long do you reckon, 10 min rounds or?
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>>128866701
10 is fine.
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>>128866740
Servers up.

Map is Red Fortress and PW is mgg
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can any drawfag or any person with skill draw Venom/Miller/Ocelot/any Metal Gear related person you want doing Hotline Bling Drake poses

drakeposting is my legit new fav meme
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>>128866581
DID YOU NOT PLAY MGS2
its the beginning of disinformation spread by cipher/patriots/GW
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>>128866529
Get in line!
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>>128867157
he posted Quiet not Joost you silly billy
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>>128867251
But he can't marry Quiet. She's not real!
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>>128867298
>But he can't marry Quiet.
not with that attitude
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>>128867298
please stop posting my wife
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>>128867395
>wife
But she's not married! It's just her modelling work, you didn't know?
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>>128864390
>this wasn't a map in MGO
>but that shitty fucking military base is
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>>128867643
I really like Sakhra Ee Village, but I doubt it would make a good MGO map. The slanted nature of it really doesn't suit running around, whereas the MGO maps are mostly flat.
Actually on second thought, a map that discouraged running around like idiots might be a good thing.
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>>128867643
The more impotant question is:
When are we getting a "Destruction of Mother Base" map?
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>>128866934
fuck off
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>>128867829
When Konami gets its collective heads out of each other's asses.
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>>128867867
So the dream is dead ;_;
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>>128867607
>But she's not married!

She will be to me soon
>>
Is it just me or is the cardboard box too good for defenders in C&D?

>Stops tranqs
>Can't be sleep gassed while stationary
>Slide tackling
>Can fire while still having decent cover

How do you get around it exactly outside of CQC and stealth?
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>>128867920
Yeah, married to justice.

Dredd 2
2016
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>>128867964
>How do you get around it exactly outside of CQC and stealth?
What? The two things C&D encourages?
Also mortars
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>>128866529
Keep dreaming anon, it'll come true one day
>>
is anyone using a controller for pc mgo? is it shit? the thing thats preventing me from playing is auto-aim (aim assist) because i dont want faggots with a mouse AND aim assist to lag-kill me. i'd play the game if it wasnt for aim assist. and p2p servers
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>>128867964
smoke grenades
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>>128868758
I tried it, it's great for movement, but holy shit do not bther aiming.
Even with Auto-aim it's a pain in the ass.

Just use the mouse.
>>
>Jungle map
>Hail of e-locators rain down everywhere
those things get crazy distance
>>
Ways to make MGO better

>More maps
>More gear+uniforms that isn't memetier hats
>More modes
>Make custom guns that are cosmetic only
>more Unique characters
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>>128869493
more character slots
>>
>Your entire team runs in stealth and gets killed

Great
>>
>>128869493
>Make at least an attempt to tie it over to single player and MGS as a whole.
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>>128869559
i wish we had text chat
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>>128869537
Yes thank you, I knew i was forgetting something.

at least we're getting a shirt+whatever that Naked Snake harness was in the Buddy notes.

I'd like the shirt to be compatible with gear tops if its a uniform, but thats wishful thinking.
>>
>>128869493
>More maps
We already know this is happening
>More gear+uniforms that isn't memetier hats
This will happen eventually
>More modes
We already know this is happening
>Make custom guns that are cosmetic only
This might happen
>more Unique characters
This will definitely happen

and >>128869537
better fucking happen
>>
How do you customize what you start with as stealth guys?
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>>128869623
God no. That'd be fucking dumb.
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>snake eater reference
>someone starts singing "what a thrill"
grow up
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>>128869780
make a loadout with non-lethal only
devote that loadout for CnD mode
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>>128869868
what
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>>128869737
What about switching our snakes class? It didn't say anywhere we would be stuck with that choice.
>It costs MB coins to switch a characters class
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>>128869831
>TPP starts out like a blend between off-line and online play
>Succeeds fairly
>MGO rolls in
>Can't represent your PF
>Matches don't feel like fights between PF's or anyway connected to the lore for that matter.
>No separate development ladder for MGO (accessible from MGO and SP)
>No soldier creation in TPP that you can use in both MGO and TPP
>No rewards in the form of GMP and materials for playing matches, maybe even a separate currency for developing MGO gadgets (Alot of the "perks" feel like they should be equip able items)
>Barely anything in MGO feels in any way related to MGS except for CQC and fulton
Yeah, you're right, that would be fucking dumb.
This watered down kawaiiduty clone with CQC slapped on is so much better. Enjoy your handful of maps, 3 """""Classes"""""" and peer2peer with meme hats.

At least MGO2 felt like it belonged in the MGS world and had some unique features (like SOP) that made it stand out.
MGO 3 has literally nothing going for it. Everything is a mess.

KojiPro LA was a mistake. A big mistake.
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>>128870661
>Yeah, you're right, that would be fucking dumb.
Glad you realized it.
>>
>>128870906
Fuck right off back to Cod
>>
>there are people who realized "meme" was a real word because of MGS

Reply to me if you are guilty of this. Cmon, do it you illiterate fuck.
>>
>>128871252
I think you're misunderstanding.
I think MGO3 is terrible, but I don't think the way to improve it is to try and connect it to SP. That'd just hurt both parties.
At most I agree with
>No rewards in the form of GMP and materials for playing matches
It'd be nice to earn resources and GMP from matches, but that's it.
>>
>>128871317
fucking retards like you are what make me hate the youth
>>
Is anyone grinding?
>>
>>128871317
meme's a real word?
>>
>>128871439
Yeah grinding on your mom m8
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>>128871421
At least I knew meme meant something other than 9gag funnies you box of fucking hammers
>>
>>128871439
Yeah.
Grinding Cock & Dick at the moment. Booty Hugger has burned me out.
>>
>>128859390
There are way too many Infiltrator cucks in MGO, and I guess I was foolish to think /mgg/ would be any different.
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>>128871671
Infiltrator has the most toys.
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>>128871671
I'm a Scout.

I don't like being straight up in the action.

UN-Arc with Booster scope is pretty okay.
Pic related.
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>>128869493
DEDICATED SERVERS
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>>128871873
E-Locator scouts are homies
Bro-op enforcers is tip top action
Infiltrators are fucking scum
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>>128872073
this
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>>128872010
Outskilled scrub detected.
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>>128872264
>he doesn't have the fulton on kill skill
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>>128854960
>>
>>128872312
That's an actual thing?
>>
>Ocelot Fags
>Working with a team
>Meme guns but fun to use
>Spotting and playing

>Snake Fags
>ROCKET PAUNCH
>ROCKET PAUNCH
>ROCKET PAUNCH
>ROCKET PAUNCH
>>
>>128872595
more like
>Ocelot Fags
>"ON TO GLORY"
>"YURRR PURDY GURRD"
>"ON TO YURRR PURDY GLORY GURRD ON TO GLORY"
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>>128854372
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>>128869493
>more Unique characters
Playable Quiet when ?
Also what should be her special ability ?
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>>128874078
I want to stab people in the dick
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>>128874078
Why is she so perfect, anon?
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>>128874138
That would... hurt so bad.
>>
>>128874194
She fucking isnt
>>
How the fuck can I play Online if it always disconnects when I try to find a match?
>>
>>128874339
kill yourself
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>>128874078
Playable Joost when?

Her special ability would be her dimples. No enemies would dare attack her
>>
>>128874339
honestly no but if you're bored you might as well and to my knowledge S++ soldiers can only be made not collected
>>
>>128874518
>No enemies would dare attack her
Not true. But the game will have to implement some form of fat sweaty neckbeard detection system. Only people who aren't fat sweaty neckbeards can attack her.
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>>128874335
I am having the same issue
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>>128874609
remember the green dicks
>>
>>128874339
>Is there any single player function to having all Unit Functions as S?
Doesn't it just speed everything up?
Like, supply drops are faster, merc deployment is more frequent etc.
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>>128874224
Are you blind? She's maybe the most beatiful woman in this world!
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dont forget to tactically infiltrate with your pupper task force
>>
Does any of the gear in MGO have an impact on i.e. damage absorption or is it all just cosmetic?
>>
>>128874997
I don't like her massive forehead she's always showing off.
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>>128875135
>I don't like her massive whoredom she's always showing off.
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>>128875074
There are hidden stats to the items.
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>>128874997
lol no
Her face average 6/10 at best, her body is 3/10 and she has the most fucking autistic and annoying personality on this earth.
>>
I was born in a small village.
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Are the underbarrel weapons worth taking? I've noticed that enemy enforcers and the special characters can take two of them and keep going.
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Post more Joosten
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>>128875343
xD LMAO good one!
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if your accuracy bar is maxed out on a weapon does taking attachments or accuracy perks affect it further?
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>>128875343
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>>128875413
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>>128875584
Which ones her?
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>>128875710
the blue one on the right
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>>128875584
>angel stef dressed as a devil

I don't like this tbqh
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>>128875754
Damn I see why you guys all want to eat her fartbox.
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Is the LPG-61 the best LMG? The other two seem like outright downgrades, statistically speaking.
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>>128875857
This.
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>>128875857
>stef

I don't like this tbqh
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>>128876076
good.
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>>128875413
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Time to end this once and for all.
http://strawpoll.me/6565014
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>>128876172
fucking disgusting
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>>128876172
>>128876190
I would unironically give her a kiss on the lips
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>>128876172
Her neck is funny! HAHAHAHA!
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>>128875413
Now it's /joosten/ general :3
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DRAW FRIEND REQUEST:

Can you draw Stefanie Joosten getting Orced
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>>128876749
take a look at >>128876258
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>>128876817
I know a lot of people here are mentally ill but no one is THAT mentally ill right?
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>>128876965
>>
>guy's talking to himself about gun calibers the entire game
>not even the calibers of the guns in the game
>tell him to stop
>"lol just mute me dude"

Also the game's already dead in the mornings. RIP
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Reporting for duty!
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>>128876965
I would certainly hope not.
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>>128876817
No.
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Anyone on PC want to grind for an hour in about 20 or 30 minutes?
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>>128876749
I am okay with this
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The grenade launcher sleep grenades are fucking crazy good.
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>>128875292
u wot
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>>128876749
I think this might be my new favorite picture of her
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Does your gear even matter in MGO? Like for example it says on the chest equipment that they provide defense and whatnot, but does it actually give you improve your defense?
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>>128877376
How do I git gud with them? Seems like it takes forever to make someone fall asleep.
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>>128875052
For a second there I thought you were telling me to fuck D-Dog.
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>>128877442
Nope. It's all cosmetic. I'm pretty sure there's even a tutorial note that says as such.
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>>128877425
Good to know it :3
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>>128877174
Sure, post the password when the room is up.
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what's with all the joosten pictures, you some kind of waifu faggots?
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>>128877494
Two shots and they will fall asleep
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>>128875292
So those gear descs ARENT just flavor text? I don't believe you. Provide proof.
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What download region does /mgg/ use?
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>>128877661
What's wrong with them?
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What the fuck do you to to people after throwing them?

How do I grab them on the floor?
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>>128877945
Those are some big glasses
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>>128877865
US Anchorage.
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Going to be hosting a boosting room. Password is geargames.
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>>128877382
>>128877835
They aren't just flavor text, they have legit effects on the game.
They affect a stat.
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Whats the strat to boost now and days? Hold each other up at disk location and pick up disk when it returns?
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>>128877661
Just obese orc neckbeards that are either underaged or have the mental capacity of a child. They'll just keep posting and slamming a ":3" on it in an attempt to piss you off.
It's just the way Quiet's target audience is.

Best to just ignore it.
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>>128878117
they're almost big enough for an orc
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>>128878135
Correction, password is geargame.
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>>128878147
like what?
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>>128878086
>What the fuck do you to to people after throwing them?
Shoot them.

>How do I grab them on the floor?
Crouch and hold the cqc button.
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>>128878242
>code talker in that image represents joost fans
>creepy
>ugly
>no fashion or social sense
>struggle to move outside of their chair due to their predicament
kek
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>>128878242
What is wrong with liking quiets character though? She's one if the least shittiest in the game imo
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>>128878297
Your looks.
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>>128878402
>literally no personality
>awful character design, potentially the worst in the series
>terrible "actress"
>worst subplot, somehow takes the already shitty parasites and makes them 10x worse
she's literal fucking trash
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>>128878402
And your IMO is shit.
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>>128878525
>>128878525
>terrible "actress"
You mean best actress? :3
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>>128878525
Not really, just your opinion
>>128878569
As us your opinion
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>>128878615
Nope. I mean terrible "actress".
She cannot fucking act to save herself; terrible voice acting, for the two fucking lines she gets, terrible mocap, and fucking abysmal facial capture.
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>>128878389
>very intelligent
>only eats refined gastronomy
>deep strong voice
I'm okay with that.
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>>128878813
>very intelligent
he got duped by the stupid skullman with the dumb mask
>only eats refined gastronomy
you're gonna get even fatter if you keep eating those burgers
>deep strong voice
No.
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>tfw all of the enforcer vests are too bulky
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>>128878718
She did amazing work in this game. Her voice acting is perfect. And her face is the cutest face on Earth :3
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Why does nobody like Cloak and Dagger :(
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>>128878945
this tbqh
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>>128878945 (You)
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>>128878946
Modern gamers don't like to wait next round to respawn.
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>>128878946
C&D best mode
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>>128878242
>>128878718
>These shitter shattered smelly, obese, repulsive, dumb, lonely and poor """""""""people""""""""" are STILL furious as all fuck over some Dutch Girl

Where DO you have to go wrong in life to let this happen to you?

KEK
>mfw these people are so delusional that they think ogre dick is not one of them trying to make the charming, intelligent, handsome, popular and successful joostfags look bad because of absolute jealousy
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>>128878402
You can like Quiet all you want desu. I don't care.
But her VA really doesn't have much to with the MGS franchise so forgive me for finding all these "zooo :3" posts with pictures of the VA attached a tad inappropriate for this general.

At least when people post Kiefer the image or context is altered to make it MGS related and played for laughs. Fucking gayposting is less obnoxious then Joostposting.
That's saying a lot. Flamboyant faggots are less obnoxious then these Orcs.
And you know why? They at least use in-game characters.

This one is for you, you fucking faggots.
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>>128879213
you "people" talk about Hayter's fartbox all the time
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>>128878135
>>128878270
need one more
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>>128879192
>over some Dutch Girl
>implying it's the girl and not the posters
I feel fucking sorry for Joosten having to put up with you embarrassing creatures.
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>>128879306
This is you, isn't it?
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>>128879551
my fucking sides holy shit
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>>128879213
>these Orcs
Why suddenly everyone is referring to joostposters as orcs ?
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>>128877505
no anon thats illegal
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>>128879731
I would post it, but I don't wanna get banned
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>>128879731
You don't want to know. Really.
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>>128879731
Some cunt on /v/ posted a picture posted a picture with his dick on a photo on Stefanies face and his dick looked a bit green
>>128879537
>hating someone because of their fans
literal autism, I fucking hate Kojimadrones but I don't put any of that onto Hideo himself
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>>128879815
Except I really do.
If you can't post it, link it somehow.
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>>128879987
>hating someone because of their fans
Did you not fucking red my post? I hate THE fans, not the person herself.
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>>128880156
Would that explain all the Joosten hate posts recently?

Maybe it's not you personally but some people here have this unfair hatred of her for no good reason. Even if they didn't like her as Quiet it's still way too far what some people say
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is there any way to get a separate MGO exe so the game doesnt have to close down and reopen even when set to go straight into MGO?
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I JUST reallized that you have the option to turn of motion blur, holy shit
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I've always held off upgrading to the wormhole pickups because I like the way fultoning looks. But now I have to in order to get some crates for a bonus objective in one of the missions.
After upgrading I can just swap out back to regular fulton of course but will it bother me with the "You've got higher upgraded gear, swap now Y/N?" message all time I enter mission prep?

>>128880472
>Joosten hate
At this point, Joostenposting contributes nothing to the general or any discussion going on.
It's either just
>Joosten is cute. Cute!
>I want to marry her
>:3
>Such a lust for animals?

It contributes nothing to a thread dedicated to the metal gear solid franchise.
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>>128879731
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>>128881062
Wrong pic
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>>128881062
>Average Joostposter
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>>128881062
have I been on 4chan too long if I could tell immediately the box was shopped in or is it extremely noticeable to everyone else too
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>>128881307
I didn't look close enough, but I see it now
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>>128881004
>Joostenposting contributes nothing to the general or any discussion going on.
That's fair enough, but that doesn't excuse shit like taking a photo of your disgusting green dick and requesting a drawing of her getting dicked by said green dick >>128876817
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hi guys what's going on in this thread
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>>128881004
>gif

man 2 and 3 are so dense I'm still learning stuff every day.
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>>128881436
thanks for the (you) fellow joosten rape- er i mean lover
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>>128881578
Shut up, Huey!
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@128881684
epic XD
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>>128881626
yeah I only saw that on my last play through, and that was only because I was using stealth camo
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>>128881578
moar hooey
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>>128881626
>go to the toilet that has a poster in it with a magazine.
>call colonel.
>tells you to finish your business and go back to your mission.
>rose is mad at you for not using a picture of her.
MGS2 is the best.
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Quick, post chopper music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgIgUkkBZPk
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>>128882045
>Go to urinal
>Call colonel
>Colonel tells Rose to close her video feed so Raiden can piss
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>rounds where there's a tie in wins are decided by score
>not decided by which team had the "better" loss (like the difference between teams in tickets, or percentage difference in comm control)
Why?
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>>128882045
radio contacts getting mad at snake for looking at porn is a series staple, I can't believe they didn't bother with it in v

>venom zooms in on a model poster and press radio button
>kaz makes his 'alright!' from PW, clears his throat and tells venom to bring it on back to motherbase for 'research purposes'
>ocelot gets pissed and tries to pretend he isn't jealous, tells snake to quit fooling around or he'll be more distracted than the enemy soldiers
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>>128882684
Because that's probably the way CoD operates too.
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>>128882684
Rewards non-lethal (non-lethal gets you more points).
>>
can I still kill people in "total stealth" missions?

and those mission tasks where you have to listen in on people is fucking retarded and boring.

Half tempted to use the super chicken hat for those tasks
>>
>>128882929
yes
killing in total stealth will make some of the S ranks a lot easier

might as well just use stealth camo for the conversation tasks, it's also best not to bring DD since he can mess those up
>>
anyone boosting? need something to do while i watch shitty fighting games all day.
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>>128882856
Non-lethal is already rewarding in bounty hunter, although it is lacking in comm control. Either way the objectives should be emphasized, not kills.
>>
Hit max rank, gotta switch characters
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>>128883113
I do not know how long the stealth camo lasts
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>>128882818
>radio contacts getting mad at snake
I can't believe you didn't bother playing the previous games.
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>>128883489
>Not having the infinite version

Son...
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>>128884039
there's in infinite version?

Tell me where.
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>cqc dosen't knock enemies out
this needs to be fixed. so annoying when playing as attacker and you CQC a guy, then CQC his buddy, and then the first guy kills you. that's fucking garbage.
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>>128858191
>Russians
>White
>Blonde
>Blue Eyes
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>>128884493
you what
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>>128884493
sounds right to me
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>>128884461
Are you fucking kidding me
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>>128884461
Confirmed for being newer than fresh baked bread.

Its better like this, you fuck.
It's not your "Win" button anymore. You need to carefully think about where and how to use it.
Either slam and shoot, or slam and tranq. Or choke. Or knife.

Basically, get good.
Its someone like you wanting to casualize cqc again that's making this terribad.
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>>128884689
>Slavs refusing vodka
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>>128884461
>this needs to be fixed. so annoying when playing as attacker and you CQC a guy, then CQC his buddy, and then the first guy kills you. that's fucking garbage.
there's a CQC perk for this apparently. Just go for stragglers while you're still a low level until you unlock that perk.
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>>128884804
>Apparently.
Nigga.
Are you usually this dumb, or are you trying extra hard?
Only infiltrators can OHKO with cqc. You need CQC Stealth*2.
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>>128885060
What the fuck are you on about? He just wasn't sure, he probably doesn't play as an infilshitter anyway. Fuck's sake you don't have to go mental just because someone has an ounce of hesitation in their post.
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>>128877174
How do you get the "you feel it too don't you" emote ?
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>>128885060
he literally said exactly that
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How to not be a retard with CQC in MGO3
>CQC slam enemy to the ground
>equip cardboard box
>sprint over them one time if they're an infil or scout
>twice if they're an enforcer
>acquire free stun with 0 skill investment
>????
>profit
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>>128885171
I'm sorry. I've been on edge the past few days

>>128884804
I apologize.
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>macht and shield
>>
>Shoot infiltrator literally 6 times with the AM-MRS
>Realize it does shit for damage
>get thrown to the ground, infil preps fulton bag
>two enforcers fly down the hill in boxes and glass her

by far the most "my hero" moment, wish I'd been recording.
>>
>tfw you defeat the Skulls in Extreme Code Talker
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>be on a 17 kill streak
>1 kill away from winning
>get tranq'd
>get fultoned because no one nearby realizes they should shoot the balloon
>they get their respawns back
>lose
JUST
>>
How the fuck do I acces MGO3 on PC?
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>>128887606
>when some infilshitter fulton punches you and your teammate right next to you while tanking 60 magazines of bullets

P E E R T O P E E R
E
E
R
T
O
P
E
E
R
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>>128887708
Right Click TPP > Opt into Beta
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>>128878242
>best to just ignore it
He says while having an analpained shitfit about it
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>>128887493
>tfw trivializing the skulls in any [extreme] mission with armor parasites and still getting an S rank
>>
>>128887813
Thanks based anon
>>
>Try to sneak and shit and take enemies by surprise
>Some enforcer faggot runs right past me and starts shooting his unsupressed gun letting everyone know we're here

This shit happens every fucking game. Either this or the entire lobby acts like it's call of duty
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>>128887493
I just did it once for the one mission task but it's so good
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>tfw MGSTPP hype has died down with it and the mantis posting died with it
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>>128888572
ohhhh, you like to play sakura spirit, don't you!

Place your electric buttplug on the ground and I shall make it move with my MIND.
>>
>>128888572
>hype has died down 5 months after a game came out
woah you have me surprised
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>>128888572
Good, you lot are a bunch of faggots.
>>
>>128888804
God fucking damn it I want to get angry at you joostposters, but the one thing I find more repulsive here are Eli/Mantis posters, so I'll let this slide.
>>
>>128888804
I want to feed her
>>
>>128889282
do you want to feed her blueberries?
>>
where did niles go
>>
>>128886075
>How to not be a retard with CQC in MGO3
>Red
>Enforcer
alright
>>
>>128887993

Sorry that other players are better than you?
>>
Kaz is great with kids!
Look! Here he is giving one of them a big hug!
What a great guy
>>
Do Sniper +3 and Intel+1 work together?
>>
>>128890006
NO

HE'S NO NATURAL
>>
>>128890030
ya
>>
>>128890121
Thanks
Any other combinations people should be aware of?
>>
Miller is in shape and has a strong jawline
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>>128889545
And apples :3
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>>128890229
i just want to smush his cheeks and feed him burgers
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>10,000 gp for white
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>>128891085
>500 MB for gold
>>
>>128891085
Wonder if we can set up an idle server or something with short rounds. It'd be inefficient because you only get 1/10 GP for custom matches but it would at least require no oversight.
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NOW THAT MGO3 IS CONFIRMED ABSOLUTE DOGSHIT
http://strawpoll.me/6567036
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>>128891368
I would just so people could try MGO2 again after all this time and go "oh yeah it was shit"
>>
>>128891085
do colors transfer in between items or would you actually have to pay that much per item if you want all white gear for whatever reason?
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>>128889048

Don't, anon. Just because we have a common enemy does not mean they are our allies.

The faggoty eli/mantis posters are scum, but so are the joost posters. Never forget.
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>>128891368
>on the PC
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>This game has an autosave feature
>Logging into server
>Logging into server
>Logging into server
>Important announcement regarding MB coins pg1
>Important announcement regarding MB coins pg2
>Event! Main mission progress event pg1
>Event! Main mission progress event pg2
>Event! Special gift event pg1
>Event! Special gift event pg2
>Starting Metal Gear Online
>Window closes
>Window opens
>Logging into server
>Logging into server
>Important announcement regarding MB coins pg1
>Important announcement regarding MB coins pg2
>Checking DLC
>Loading screen before Freeplay
>Freeplay Logo
>YOU'RE IN GAME FINALLY! CONGRATULATIONS!
The amount of fucking menus you have to go through before you even get into the game. What the fuck.
>>
>defending infiltrators can still cloak in C&D

Doesn't that ruin the whole fucking point?
>>
>>128891662
>Important announcement regarding MB coins pg1
>Important announcement regarding MB coins pg2
>Event! Main mission progress event pg1
>Event! Main mission progress event pg2
>Event! Special gift event pg1
>Event! Special gift event pg2
You are aware you can skip these correct?

>Starting Metal Gear Online
>Window closes
>Window opens
>Logging into server
>Logging into server
>Important announcement regarding MB coins pg1
>Important announcement regarding MB coins pg2
You are aware you can set it to start MGO first correct?
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>>128891662
Someone on the steam forums posted a way to just run it from the .exe and actually have it start. Just use that and you skip half that process, and then just press escape when the notices show up to skip all of them.
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Is the gear all purely cosmetic? like the iga gear and shit like that
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>>128891805
>You are aware you can set it to start MGO first correct?
Thats with it set to launch MGO first, except for that process explorer workaround I heard about. Need to try that.
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Does the sneaking suit you get for ascending actually mute your footsteps? Like do you still show up on the minimap for sprinting and shit?
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>>128891085
>500,000 gp for white beret
one day
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>Rush maps

Holy shit these maps are literally cancer
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>>128891454
Even with the login system, netcode hiccups, ragdoll teleporting, lagswitchers, glitchers, and one of the most toxic communities ever seen, I still consider it THE best, most technical, nuanced competitive shooter that was available to play during the entire duration of its existence.

It has a skill ceiling at least as high as Quake with an infinitely more complex set of systems and mechanics, all meticulously and thoughtfully interwoven into this grand clockwork of strategy and precision -- and they managed it on a CONSOLE.
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>>128854960
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>>128892557
Not in C&D.
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>>128891662
>>128891805

Or you can just set up a shortcut that opens up MGO directly

>Open shortcut
>Window opens
>Logging into server
>Important announcement regarding MB coins pg1
>Important announcement regarding MB coins pg2

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=599604851
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>>128892606
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>Drop in after a few days
>Hope things are back to normal
>MGO is still running rampant
>"Not your kind of people" starts playing
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BOOSTO ROOM UP.

"CQC Only, Training Room, Serious Business"
pass is huey

Join up and fondle eachother's tits for EXP
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>>128893256
Actually I forgot the last Serious Business part on there but whatever
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>>128893256
gimme back my fucking general you nigger
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DLC outfits in mgo when? I wanna wear the NS Fatigues while I snipe.

Or the MSF sneaking suit.

Or the Bandana.

I can't believe the bandana isn't a head option.

Are we actually getting more gear that isn't joke hats
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>>128893586
There was talk of miller and ocelot cosmetics for DD but I dont know what happened on that front
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>>128893631
Stop this
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>>128893121
Hey fuck you, I remember exactly how the game was. I remember all the things that used to piss me and everyone else off. No game is flawless.

The point is that the mechanics and systems that composed the core framework of the game was truly inspired.
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>>128866658
>Codetalker says this cause he's pissed at Kaz for pranking him by dragging his ass up there
>Normally any other person would just fucking tell Snake whats going on but since he's Codetalker he must talk in Code or the parasites will get him
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>>128893586
>>128893719
Oh no sorry, I now see you said MGO and not MGS. Fuck you and your shit general polluting add-on
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>>128893256
Everytime someone posts one of these i never find the room and give up. Isnt this shit based on your download region?
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>>128893458
here, I'll help

imagine pulling kaz into your lap and kissing his soft, chubby neck, telling him he's gotten to be such a big boy. his body is warm and very heavy against your leg, but you can wrap your arms around him and feel his thick belly in your hands.
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>>128893859
>mfw consolefags don't remember them being the cancer for a month.

Its our turn now, faggots. Thanks for beta testing.
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>>128893859
>General Polluting
But those are called Joostfags.
Get on the ball, anon.
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>>128893917
Kaz getting payback for calling him a big boy and teasing him over how many sweets he eats by sitting on me and cutting off the circulation to my legs? Sign me the fuck up. Imagine how red he'd go when he's getting his flabby tummy tickled and squeezed though
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>>128894301
Have fun with your aim assist, I guess?
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>>128890189
Marking + E Locators maybe?
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>>128893859
>talking about Metal Gear video game
>general polluting

At least we know where your priorities are, shitposter.
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>>128894328
I almost miss them. At least they were autistic enough to laugh at. MGO shit is just boring. You can play the fucking game without telling us every little thing that happened. Youre not nearly as interesting as you think.
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>tfw listening to The Man Who Sold the World
>tfw wishing it was before MGS5 release when the hype was rampant and we could safely think this game was about BB going dark side
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>>128893883
I think so. US Central
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>>128894621
We're always here :3
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>>128894531
MGO is BARELY mg related. No one gives a fuck about your enforcer QT or if you want to boost. It's dull.
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>>128894652
>we could safely think this game was about BB going dark side
fucking idiot lol
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>>128894621
>When they post everyone loses their shit
>When they don't they're missed

Can you autists make up your minds holy shit
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>>128894794
>STOP DISCUSSING "METAL GEAR" ONLINE IN "METAL GEAR" GENERAL!!!!1!
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>>128894386
he would probably get so frustrated and overworked that he lets out an angry sob, but there's really no reason to let up. he's been spoiled with treats for far too long, and he deserves a little payback. sitting in your lap and missing limbs, there really isn't much he can do to fight against you besides squirm anyway, his crutch abandoned.
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>>128894892

Rude
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>Jade Forest Rush
Who the fuck thought this was a good idea
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>>128894621
the mgo green text stories are incredibly boring, but please don't give the joostfags an excuse. they've been out of hand lately too.
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>>128894783
Me on the right
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>>128895037
the fultoning system, the 2 unique characters. That's literally it. You should feel bad for sinking time and money into a fucking shitty cawadoody clone and even WORSE for clogging the general.
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>>128894652
>trusting kojimbo marketing
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>>128895240
you're uglier than the orcs that normally fuck her
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>>128894621

I bet you like webms though.
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>>128895225
Sorry, I honestly havent been around to notice. The MGO discussion is just unbearably boring.
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>>128895326 (You)
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>>128895378
You honestly, genuinely thought that was worthy of converting into a webm and posting on the internet? Fucking hell.
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>>128895359
You're just mad you can't grow a manly as fuck beard like me
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>>128895378
>using the MRS when the G44 exists
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>>128895486
Nobody's forcing you to talk about MGO.

You do know you can start other discussions, right?
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>>128895359
Rude
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>>128895494
Cant prove me wrong, can you.
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>>128895786
You already proved yourself an idiot in your post. When someone does that it becomes impossible "to prove them wrong" since they will never acknowledge or realize it.
I'm not gonna waste my time, so I figured I'd toss you a (You) to keep you quiet.
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>>128895928
Lol, you really cant prove me wrong aye. Dont blame me that MGO is vacuous and barely MG related.
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>movement clearly made with controllers in mind
>keyboard controls are wonky as shit
>can't play with a controller without being outplayed in firefights

Playing MGO3 is suffering
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>>128896056
MGO is just as MG related as MGSV.
Same weapons, environments, engine, control scheme.
Go stick it up your ass.
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>>128895627

Stop being such a buzzkill.
You'd rather have posts about you bitching about people sharing their fun with fresh off the bakery MGO that will die in a week or so anyway.

Just like... take a vacation from /mgg/ until it's gone so you can discuss the "nano-machines son" meme that we previously had.
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>>128896120
cant you change the key binds?
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>>128895062
Kaz being so frustrated at getting his tummy rubbed, and even moreso that he's enjoying it, his squirms evolving into encouraging little nudges with his hips, the nails of his one hand digging into his thigh, breath heavy with want for those hands to roam a little lower, desperate for satisfaction like the greedy boy he is.
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Of course MGO is related, the problem is it's boring as fuck
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>>128896120
buy a console then faggot
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>>128896253
But without MGO this would just be shitposting general.

Which I guess some of you actually liked.
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>>128896120
On top of that the game is balanced for controllers too, and given how minimal the PC community is and that this is a jap game, I doubt that'll change at all.
PC MGO is just never gonna work out. Not that it had a chance with no anti-cheat.
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>>128896378
>this would just be shitposting general.
It's almost like we're on 4chan or something
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How the fuck do I spend online GMP? Everything always uses up offline GMP even after it goes in the red. I have 17mil online GMP that might as well not exist because I have NEVER, EVER seen it get spent.
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>>128896194
Okay, I will. Can I get an ETA on when youre gonna shut the fuck up about it though?
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>>128896563

Just some assholes trying to ruin fun just like Kojima ruined MGS5
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>>128896576
dummy
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>>128893256
>>128893458
>>128893917
>>128894386

In all seriousness: How do you guy spot each other that easily?! Is there some kind of secret chubby-chaser code in your posts that I just can't see?
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>>128896576
>Go into the red
>complete a mission

it's nucking futs.
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>>128896526
This, jesus christ.
I come here for the stupid as fuck, harebrained, barely tangible discussion.
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>>128896589

In January
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>All these cunts who try to make their own rules for the general

every fucking thread
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>>128896823
WANNA BOOST BRO?
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>>128896904
No but I appreciate the offer, one of the other kind anons here might take you up on that though
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Do I need to save GMP in online for anything actually useful or should I just buy cosmetic shit?
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>>128896653
Fat Kaz magic.
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>>128896823
Post Joosten
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>>128896904
Sure, what's the password for the room?
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>still only level 33
>feeling the anxiety of ascension already
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>>128897158
HOW INTERESTING PLEASE TELL ME MORE
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>>128897070
here's one of her naked
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>>128897058
This seems like it could be massively useful for military purposes, if it actually works as natural decryption.
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>>128897227
You've managed to revive the general with your inane shitposting about videogame discussion.
Congratulations
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>>128897323
>running around naked outdoors
wow what a whore
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>>128897323
ha.
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So what's the new way to farm Fuel now? I remember that the Hellbound farming doesn't work anymore.
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>>128897452
Cheers, I dunno how I do it honestly. General is best when it's like pic related.
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So how did Johnny even survive 10 years?
Funnily the answer isn't nanomachines, son
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>>128897732
Parasites
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>>128897570

Support platforms on FOBs.

Alternatively you can still do Hellbound > C2W > Hellbound >repeat which is a few minutes slower than the old way.
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do Quiet kills count on "no kills" on the finished mission screen?
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>>128894621
>>128895225
>>128895486
>>128896253
>>128897227

(You)

Trying to control the content in a thread is pretty pointless.

They're anonymous people and they're all here to discuss things they enjoy without caring about people bitching about their posts. The only thing that can effect the content is janitors, and since Metal Gear Online is literally /mgg/ content, there's nothing they'll do about the things you personally don't like.

I'm telling you this as a friend. You need to adapt or leave, otherwise you'll have severe headaches.
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>>128897884
Why dont you just give her the tranq sniper?
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>>128896252
holding him firmly close to you with one arm and feeling the soft squish of his love handles, while your other hand starts running over his thighs, he starts to whine. he's too ashamed to beg, but now he's worked up and can't bear the thought of stopping. he's insatiable, but he would never ask for it, so you tell him if he behaves you will feed him and he readily agrees. he lets you put forkful and forkful of cake into his mouth while you rub his stomach, and lower to his thighs, while he sits as patiently as he can. before long his face would be red with want for more.

>miller st in the captcha
nice
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>>128897570
Deploy in freeroam as Raiden with Stealth Camo.
Accept Mission 30: Skull Face on iDroid.
Fulton everything with the stealth camo on to save time, and then abort mission after it checkpoints and all your stuff goes back to base.
Repeat.

Each run nets you:
>16500 Common Metal
>15000 Fuel Resources
>7500 Biological Material
>5500 Minor Metal
>1050 Precious Metal
and a bonus 3 Tanks if you want them.
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>>128898002
>Implying the thread doesn't behave differently depending on my whim
I am like Ocelot up in this bitch.
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>>128898089
I need to up her bond level to 20
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>>128897635
Your image had me laughing for a solid minute.

And the general is boring. It was near dead before MGO, but it at least had charm.

>>128898186
I've been wondering, are you always the same two people? It's like clockwork.
Do continue
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>>128897824
I don't have Raiden yet.
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>shoot at guards head under DD
>shoot DD because his hitbox is too big
>bond with DD has decreased
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>>128898987

Grey Fox works too if you have.
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>>128884179
There's not an 'infinite' version exactly, but a recharging one rather than one based on a limited number of uses. You get it after Huey gets shipped off mother base, I'm pretty sure.
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>>128852402
Hair grows back, idiots
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>>128897323
____________(Are)
____________(A)
____________(Faggot)
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>>128898825
we aren't the only chubposters, but I believe we are always the same two that write lovingly crafted spoiler posts about it
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>>128891662

kill yourself.
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>>128899625
I love what you do, never quit
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>>128895378
What do you use to record, friend
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>>128898186
Easing Kaz backwards onto the bed, the sheer weight and feel of his full and distended tummy would make him breathier than usual. You'd pull at his pants, and he'd wriggle in a feeble attempt to help, but they'd cling tightly to his doughy thighs and need a sizable tug before they eventually came off. He'd moan and murmur while you kissed here and there up his inner thighs, red from rubbing together on the few occasions he bothered to walk, his shakey hand weaving into hair and pulling gently, encouragingly, for you to move further along his fat needy form.
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>>128858807
It's not photosynthesis, it's transdermal breathing.
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http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198043901802/

Boostin hit me up
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>>128896576

Not him but can someone explain what the fuck these numbers all mean now? I stopped playing a while back and came back because mgo finally was released but this shit is confusing as all fuck. Also the new shit to develop taking several hours is beyond retarded.
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>>128899974

Shadowplay.
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>>128901359
The crown is your total Heroism. The two numbers on the bottom are your offline GMP (Left) and your online GMP (Right), while the number directly above is your combined total. Online is gained from things like daily login bonuses and FOBs while offline is of course from the main game. The clock is just in-game time of day.
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How in the fuck are you supposed to get someone to Defend? I have been attacking security challenge FOBs all day (after making sure they are playing MGSV) and nobody ever shows up.

I really want the D-Walker plate.
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>>128901962
They might be in MGO and not in TPP proper, but there's no real way to check or be sure of that sadly.
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>>128895378

>lag working for your benefit

I'm impressed.
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>>128901962
>I really want the D-Walker plate.
why
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How do you get up to 70 guards defending a set of platforms?

Even paying for the maximum security settings i can only have 36 for each set of platforms yet when i try to invade people they all have above 70 for each platform set.
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>>128902828
Happened to me yesterday.

>SANR station
>up top in that little building next to the AA turret (you know the one, you can climb a pipe to it)
>enemy crawls up
>before they realize it I CQC them to the floor
>lag happens
>I get CQC'd too
>somehow teleport and CQC them again after I was on the floor
>guy on the mic watching us goes "oh..no woah.. oh okay"
I call bullshit on that but hey :^)))))))
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>>128903010
Decoys count as guards.
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>>128897323
You are faggot
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>>128903765
Motherfucker! I've been avoiding those fobs for no reason then!
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>>128903990
fooled you m80 (^:<
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>>128903917
why are posting a picture of a palomino?
>>
Join my ps3 mgo match. Bounty Hunter, Amber station, 50 tickets.
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>>128904294
you know the drill, ignore 3D waifuposting etc
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>trying to extract these kids in mission 18
>they stay put when i never told them to
>never fucking move
>get caught because i can't tell them to get off their ass
for fuck sake this isn't supposed to be hard at all
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>>128904494
I'm sorry boss I got carried away it wont happen again
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>>128904294
It's a picture of Stefanie Joosten, Quiet mocap actress.
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>>128904608
Stun them and stuff them into vehicles and extract those.
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>>128904879
she's such a pretty little butterfly
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>>128900075
he'd be a panting mess under your mouth, flushed red and asking for more, barely even registering your touches before he decides it isn't enough. his stomach would move gently with your hands as you press in, taking his flesh and kneading it a little at his urgent requests. it feels nice to know he's being taken care of and tended to, being praised and rewarded for things that make him feel so ashamed of himself. he lets out breathy and ragged curses as you kiss and bite at his stomach, while your hands move up to his chest.
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>>128904990
This :3
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>>128904947
I finally got them to follow me to the helicopter
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Guys am I the only one who hate how low the camera is?
I swear the camera you have while spectating a teammate is 100x much better than the camera you get while actually playing.
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>>128905860
I think they made it so on purpose, to limit your view
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>>128906009
hurts my neck and back.
i get killed more often due to not being able to see over my shoulder than fair and square in a fight.
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>>128899891

Whoa, that picture made me realize how good Quiet and Ocelot would look if they wore normal clothes.

Code Talker too.
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>>128904879
>those strategically placed flowers in her hair
wow what a whore
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>miller is so top heavy he gets knocked down by an adorable african child bumping into him
ayy lmao
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Anybody been able to successfully mod MGO yet?
Even just a workable character swap or something?
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Why are enforcers so goddamn broken

I just tried that shit out

LMGS are fucking just as strong at long range as snipers or ARC's, fuck this game
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>>128893757
What was it?
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>>128906480
>whore
Do you want more Joost or what? Because you're triggering me
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>>128906749
a bucking horse
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>>128906476
ocelot looks fantastic in a nice sweater
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>>128906795
>strategically placed dog
amazing
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>>128906729
Assault rifles are the greater evil.
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>>128901359
>several hours
The latest ones take ten days
>>
If you don't care about making Snake horny again, its pretty easy to farm this FOB for a shitload of resources.

>Put on Battle Dress and a grenade launcher
>Just kill everything
>Run up to six people and knock them out and fulton them for that one bonus

They never summon reinforcements and each strut has a tiny amount of people, so you can easily get to the end of any platform in three minutes. Sure, you'll miss out on 2000 EP, but this requires zero brainpower.

This is the foolproof way, but if you're slightly better, you can do the age old "walk through everything with Nocto on" and then shotgun everyone in the last strut.

The Wormhole Device that they'll start selling for EP on Tuesday is certain to have ridiculous EP requirements, so I'd start farming now.
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>>128907157

That's nothing. The final Command Platform strut for FOB4 takes fifteen. It's rumored the Grade 9 items will take twenty.
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>>128906916
Is that a russian doll apron? ...why?
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>Log in for those Konamishekels
>Base defended from invader
>Jap went and took 23 guards and containers
>I'll get around to it.
>Come back later in the day.
>This gook piece of shit invaded again after the blockade went down and stole my R&D
He's ranked 463 in invasions

Just my luck.
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>>128907493
>trying to understand yaoifags
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>>128907383
Ha, jesus. They really want people to pay for those mb coins.
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>>128907493
it's cute and he's Russian
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>>128907627

24 hours is around 100 MB coins. So, it would cost you twenty bucks to instantly build that tranq gas gun.

Oh, and they both use 2000 of whatever resources they need, and a few hundred plants.
>>
[Staff Morale Increased]
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>>128907732
It just seems like a strange motive to put on an apron, but fair enough.

Do you think it's because if you cut Ocelot open, there is another tiny one inside, and another, and another? I'm sure it will be revealed in MGS6.
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>>128901780

So how do you spend your online gmp?
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>>128907182

You can simply walk from strut to strut by simply using active decoys and smoke/sleep nades to keep em distracted. Even manage to get all the prisoners. I skip the resources but im not sure if I should anymore.
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>>128907975
matryoshka dolls are a symbol of motherhood, so it could either be a statement about his motherly nature in mgsv, or the thing you mentioned with the tiny ocelots

we can always just go with the tiny ocelots
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What's the deal with stealth camo? There's nothing stealthy about it, the enemy can still see you a mile away!
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TACTICAL. ESPIONAGE. ACTION.
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>Play Cloak & Dagger
>Attacker
>TEAM REVEALED, TEAM REVEALED, TEAM REVEALED, TEAM REVEALED, TEAM REVEALED, YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE
>Defender
>Teammates getting stabbed out the ass because they're running and gunning
>Get ganked by a million ghosts

There should be a soft-ban for retards.
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>>128909336
>tactical espionage action
>the infiltrator class is the worst of the three classes
whose fucking idea was it to make a class system instead of having players pick whatever play style they want?
>>
>>128909408
hey handsome lets play together :3c
>>
>set select match filters to specifically no rush mode
>select bounty hunter match
>CLOAK AND DAGGER RUSH
are you fucking kidding me?
>>
>>128907943
holy shit what graphics card are you using?
>>
>>128909408
>+23 Bounty on our team kept running into the enemy spawn
>Faggot of course gets a fulton on him 200m from anyone
>GIMME A HAND
>GIMME A HAND
>GIMME A HAND
>GIMME A HAND

We were winning up to that point too. Fuck man.

Also
>Shotgun some cunt using fulton punch
>Animation of him hitting the ground
>Go to follow up
>Suddenly he snaps up and instantly punches me

This fucking game man.
>>
>>128909556

The same retards that thought spawning wherever the fuck you wanted with no delay was a good idea.
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>>128909975
>tfw playing Scout
>end up racking up 13 kills
>make sure I'm under a roof after noticing
>everybody is after my ass
>spam help me so people know i'm a VIP
>tfw we win because everybody just grouped up around me and killed people coming for me
>>
>>128908728
>so it could either be a statement about his motherly nature in mgsv

....I never really noticed that? I've heard others say it, but all I saw was a dude who was pretty chill as he was on your team, but the same ol' when interrogating enemies.

What were his motherly moments?
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Who /guardingkeycardsinjungle/ here?
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>>128910303
At least you know what's up. 10/10
Would give you a hand.
>>
>getting killed by a dude in the sky
is this a new meme
>>
>>128910585
happens to me too, i thought he was hacking
>>
Why couldn't MGSV be as good as The Witcher 3?
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>>128910475
he was very motherly towards those kids every time he was around them
even when I guess I wouldn't really say he was motherly in a typical way, he seems to take after the boss an awful lot.

also raising DD.
>>
>>128910896
What scene is that from? I don't remember that...
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>>128909886
That's not the worst of it.
If you play without all that casual shit on MGSV like markers and what not. It carries over into MGO.

I could not tell enemies from friendlies because the nametags wouldn't show up. Now I have to turn off the options every time I play SP and back on for MP.
>>
>stealth camo doesn't reveal someone when they use an unsuppressed weapon
ebin
>>
>>128911028
yeah but it's not hard to look at the radar for the red glow
>>
>>128910991
when that kid fell into the gas.
>>
>>128910991
pretty sure that's the one where they're trying to get back that necklace

I guess it's all just matters of opinion, but he seems like a mother hen around quiet and the DD soldiers too
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>>128911086
i never said it wasn't hard to do that you faggot
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>>128911293
why are you getting so upset?
>>
>>128911127
>"R&D, I want you to develop a deadly gas pit for out on the platform."
>"But commander Miller, why wo..."
>"I SAID DO IT."
>>
there really needs to be a "go fuck yourself" voice option so I can tell my teammates they're retards when they kill the guy i stun
>>
>>128911361
It was practice for Zanzibar and Shadow Moses
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>>128911260
Now that you mention it, he was very defensive/protective of Quiet in the tapes, giving her reasonable doubt when no-one else did. ...I mean, you could argue that he was wrong about that, but still.
>>
>>128911361
they were disinfecting the place
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>>128911512
Thats what Krazy Kaz wants you to think.
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>>128911361
Why is the part of the engine that contains the flesh melting gas even puncturable?
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>peer 2 peer so bad i got killed through an entire building
i don't even what
>>
>>128911454
*Kid dies horribly*
"I forgot to tell you... you need a gas mask for the gas room."

>>128911512
Wasn't there a leak? That it was hinted that Eli was behind, or something?
>>
>>128911441
Radar Call -> "Seriously?"
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>>128911614
I was thinking of Plinkett when I wrote it
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>>128866538
he rolled off the heliport
>>
I fucking love how I keep stunning two guys simultaneously because there's an immunity to stunning after they get kicked awake.
>>
Hey guys I was wondering if its possible to do things with Ocslot's body when Solid Snake knocks him out in MGS3:Snake Eater

Like I don't know move him, drag, wake up, whisper to haha

Anyone?
>>
>>128912564

If you pick him up and drop him, he drops a mouse trap.

What does it mean?
>>
>>128912564
Solid Snake definetly can't do anything like that in MGS3, no.
>>
>they gave the scout's semi-auto sniper knockback ability
>get shot
>immediately jump to cover
>get killed through that cover
baka
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>>128912672
That he's a rat, the actual intended contact.
>>
>>128912859
You do know that the wooden crates can be shot through, right?
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>>128913051
it was a tree

this also sometimes happens with rocks thanks to the god-tier p2p system
>>
>>128913092
>get sniped
>survive and dive for cover
>alive for a solid couple of seconds before I'm shot through a cliff
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>>128913014
but ocelots are cats. and cats are literal mouse traps.
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>>128911682
>Wasn't there a leak? That it was hinted that Eli was behind, or something?

Yeah, that uncovered gas pit was sabotage. Mother Base isn't OSHA-compliant, but it's not a funhouse of death, either. Except for R&D.
>>
>>128913738
I need an image similar to TUUUUBES but with the little space pirates made to look like DD Soldiers
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>>128913558
Imagine Ocelot chasing a laser pen
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>>128908006
It's mostly automated, don't worry too much about it.
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>>128914004
that's fuckin cute
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>>128864134
FUCKING SERIOUSLY

>Operate hard as fuck, get behind the enemy, work right next to the guy at the top of their team
>+8 Bounty
>Throw him to the ground and tranq him with only the basics of CQC
>Half-through fulton
>Some faggot runs up and shoots him in the head with the MRS, runs off
>We lose about a minute later

EVERY

FUCKING

TIME
>>
>Laying fulton launcher
>Get spawned on and immediately killed
>guy goes to teabag me
>gets fultoned by the launcher I just dropped
(+1)

Why do people still teabag?
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>>128914004
>>128914330
>>
Is there a setting that makes it so I can never be matched with a bikini wearer?
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>>128914353
rekt
>>
>>128914330
>Ocelot hiding under the covers, then growling at people when they lie on him by mistake
>Ocelot refusing to eat the same brand of food that he had no problems with yesterday
>Ocelot crying to be let out
>Ocelot crying to be let back in
>Ocelot crying to be let - you know what, no, it's cold and too late for this shit
>Ocelot doing his business in the herb garden despite having a perfectly good sandbox
>Ocelot taking up the entire pillow
>it's a big fucking pillow, just don't sit in the middle of it you stupid mercenary
>god
>>
>>128914815
What's wrong with Bikini wearers? Besides being easily spotted.
>>
>>128914353

Better than headshotting someone with the W. Pistol. Go up to slit their throat, they get FULTONED and shot down only to escape and kill you and the other person.

Made me ragequit and fucking want to murder the person that fultoned. FIVE FUCKING TIMES my team attempted to fulton only to have the fulton shot down and they can't get a fucking clue to murder the stunned people while I sit back and support them in said stuns.
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>Enforcer with Weapons 3
>that faster reload on LMG and extra slot for a backup AR
Playing as Snake one day made me realize how fucking beautiful it is
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>>128909942
It's real life you silly :3
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>>128914815

>getting triggered because a game isnt taking shit serious

this is exactly why i had my chick wear the bikini to fuck with autists like you
>>
>>128914815
>>128915175
Yeah really. I generally put on real camo for C&D but if I'm just fucking around in BH I'll rock a silver 'kini
>>
>>128915621
I wish I could have multiple outfits I could choose from depending on mission and map, it's so hard to have an end-all solution to being hard to spot.
>>
>>128915351
>implying a woman that beautiful could actually exist
it's cgi you diot
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>tfw capturing all 3 bases in CC rush
>>
How is it that time and time again, MGO players prove to be the dumbest of all online game communities?
>>
>>128864134
Painfully accurate
>>
>>128915858
Hopefully they'll add it in one day. I actually made a suggestion for that on customer support about an hour ago, because I like to pretend they read those
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>>128915983
Here is she. Stefanie Joosten. Perfection in the human body. She's more like an angel :3
>>
>>128872595
Yeah but coming up behind rocket Snakes and putting a handgun round in the back of their skull is satisfying af
>>
>shot a guy six times with a revolver
>he stopped in place
>CQCs me
>>
>>128916030
I don't know.
>MGO2
>People spinning around in boxes or some shit
>This isn't goofing off it's actual strategy
>This is because it takes an absurd number of body shots to kill someone.
>M870 Custom
>Buckshot and slug all day errday
>Getting kicked all day errday

Happened again in MGO3 where someone was whining about me using Stealth 3 and the S1000. If this game had sixth sense again I'd be all set.
>>
Hey, did MGO come out for PC yet? I've been innawoods.
>>
>>128916203
she's not real
>>
>>128916660
It did, though it's in 'beta' which basically means any feature you'd hope to make it work well on PC does not exist. Mics are always on, there's no text chat, the server browser system is a mess.
>>
>lose a game of comm control
>see the team's scores
>half of them have 0 objective points
WHY DON'T YOU FUCKS JUST PLAY BOUNTY HUNTER?
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>>128916734
She's real anon
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>>128916660
MGO was cancelled. Konami released a role-playing game about longshoremen instead.
>>
>>128916842
I'd play BH rush every day
>host has disconnected
>host has disconnected
>host has disconnected
>host has disconnected
>>
>>128916448
I like your style!
>>
PLAYING RIGHT NOW. Get in here!
Just add RussiansCan'tDance or look in the group.
>>
>>128916785
Oh no.
>>
>>128916937
not possible
>>
>>128916654
Wish you could still vote to kick. I always see this guy playing C&D who never actually does anything, he just sits in the farthest corner of the map and plays with puppers. Every single time I see his ass in C&D. And this is before they had the animal rank thing. Sounds funny but it's annoying af when you're actually on his team
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>>128917330
So what about all these pictures?
>>
>>128917207
Pretty good m8. Mortar shitters deserve everything they get. Really surprised Snake didn't see me between his rocket punches. Smh Tbh, legendary hero indeed
>>
>>128879803
Actually not anon. At least in some states. =^.^=
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>>128917906
mortars are tiptop when used properly
>tfw killing sniper that's been wrecking our team with an educated guess mortar shot
so satisfying
>>
>>128858384
>Dark Souls 3
>Nier Automa
>Deus Ex Mankind
>>
>>128917424
Vote to kick was annoying as shit in MGO2 because someone would get angry and spend the whole match spamming it instead of fighting.
>>
>>128889282
That aint Kaz anon.
>>
>>128890783
I just want to Fall asleep curled up next to his soft tummy
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>>128918764
I just imagined chubby Joosten.
>>
>>128916448

Everytime I try to pull of shit like this I get shot by the third guy.
You got lucky because that third guy was late to the party.
>>
How is the MGO beta for PC? Should I play it?
>>
>>128919061
It's fun. Yeah give it a go.
>>
>>128919061

It's not like there's an entire thread of people talking about it accompanied by dozens of webms.
>>
>>128919061
It's okay. Lots of flaws, tons of connection issues but then you get that moment that feels really good and it makes the shit almost worth it.
>>
>>128919061
Its shit. Don't bother
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>team is absolute shit
>im the only one trying to get on the points
>know that im the host
>leave right before match ends
>>
What's the difference between normal games and rush?
>>
>>128919061

>bad netcode
>awkward game design
>unbalanced as fuck
>no text chat
>no press-to-talk so a lot of mexican family noises non-stop
>your teammates are absolutely retarded
>people spam rockets and underbarrel sleep gas which will make you eat your head

0/5 It's fun
>>
>>128919519
Rush is smaller and takes less time, I believe.
>>
>>128919519
Rush is 16 people stuck in a 12 foot radius. With even worse spawn positions.
Black site Rush can go fuck itself.
>>
>>128919519

Rush maps are claustrophobicly small.
>>
Starting up a boosting room. Password is geargame.
>>
>>128919779
PC? I'll be right there.
>>
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>>128919608
>>128919715
>>128919728
Wow. Does anyone even play them?
>>
>>128919843
Yes, PC.
>>
>>128919969

>people getting free kills because of bad spawns

This is quite obviously made for COD generation and there are quite a lot of those.
>>
>>128918517
Fair enough, I pop into mortar once in a while to knock off a round but I generally find them distasteful. Sometimes they're good for bumping campers or snipers though.

>>128918943
Yeah no doubt I was lucky. Third guy killed me when he dropped a grenade on death, this was when they recently adjusted health and I was too slow; that shit can be nasty on a Infil, especially with the lower HP
>>
>>128917227
>lagy as fuck
>half the people are enforcer with drop grenade on death perk
i don't know what i expected
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>>128919414
top kek
>>
>>128918917
why would you want to ruin her
>>
>>128919715
>>128919608
>>128919728
>all these faggots that enjoy 10 minute snooze matches where you sprint 80% of the time die, rinse and repeat
Go play C&D, rush is fine for quick BH/CC matches
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>>128920443
>take the final rank of the demo perk to fuck over shield users
>feel bad about the cheesiness of the grenade drop
>>
>>128920443
Don't knock Demo+ 2. Just today I took out 3 guys at once after dying.
>>
>>128920723
Rush is fucking awful with sprinting and the current spawning system.
>>
>>128920960
try having rank above C
>>
>>128919969
I haven't ever found a Rush game on PC. It used to be just in the map rotation when it was on console.
>>
>>128920960
Rush on Black Site is so bad. Whoever can camp the rooftop by one team's spawn the hardest wins, every time
>>
>>128920443

early on theres nothing really that great for enforcers. Honestly I dont know what the fucking upside is for the field report or whatever that skill is called.

Demo+2 is an awesome skill though, cry all you want but it works really well, especially on people who want to meme.
>>
>>128920723
>Sprint 80% of the time. Die, rinse, and repeat.
>Sprint 80% of the time.
Now you know why you keep dying you dumb fuck. Rush is grenades everywhere the mode with worse spawns Grey Rampart has the enemy spawn right on top of the HQ spawn so it ends up being spawn rape

>You can just spawn on the other side though!
Too bad MGO players are fucking retarded. Had a team trapped in the crevasse HQ in Red fortress, despite them having 2 other places to spawn from and pincer us they kept coming out from there.
>>
>>128921243
No, it really is a clusterfuck since you're downsizing the map while keeping the playercounts the same. Try actually defending this shitty mode instead of going "lol git gud."
>>
>>128921339
Field Report is sexy af on C&D. Psychically know whenever anyone's within say 20-25ish feet of you, plus you know when someone's aiming at you. It's great to go into a building and say it's all clear, and be damn certain that it really is. Really good defender skill, but a little more situational otherwise
>>
This game is nearly unplayable because of the lag. I'm glad the people who made this got fired. At least Konami did one good act before they tanked.
>>
>>128921259
Never tried it, but I can believe that it's awful.
>>
>>128921723
>one good act
More than one. Now that Kojipro LA is gone, they're slowly morphing it into MGO2.5.
>>
NEW THREAD
>>128922106
>>128922106
>>128922106
>>
>>128864134
late but
>not having the MRS Tranq underbarrell attachment
Only faggots do this
>>
>>128921346
>Now you know why you keep dying you dumb fuck
I don't keep dying, you simply can't encounter enemies half the time

>>128921418
It prevents retards from going in alone with huge bounties and makes fultoning a greater risk& reward
>>
>>128922174
BTFO
>>
JOOSTFAGS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>
>>128922174

uh guys?
>>
>>128922174
love
hurt so bahd
>>
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>>128922531
fug
>>
>>128922174
Nice going.
>>
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>>128922174
>thread deleted
BTFO
>>
>>128922420
>It prevents retards from going in alone with huge bounties
Still happens anyway, this time you get the bonus of having someone running at you at least once every 20 seconds.
>makes fultoning a greater risk& reward
Reward remains the same, but risk is admittedly increased.
>>
THE NEW BLOOD HAS BEEN REJECTED
>>
THE SYSTEM IS MINE HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
>>128922968
there was a new thread here, but it's gone now.
>>
>>128922679
>Still happens anyway
It does, but its easier to keep an eye on the retards on your team, thus having at least a better chance at helping them
>>
REAL THREAD
>>128922938
>>128922938
>>128922938
>>
>>128923180
Fair enough, I didn't think of it that way.
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