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>acquire future king
>40% mirror matches
>mirror matches were blowouts in my favor
>past games were always so close, or blowouts in their favor
>uphill battle all the way there
>find dream team to get me through the last 15 points
>hit king status
>figure lets keep this train going
welp, 18 snails incoming soon
done with this, unless there's anything i've missed? it's late here
WE WUZ PAST KINGS
>are all of them this obscenely one sided?
Since Popularity lost its relative value. This has been the result.
What you see here isn't even the worst of it. When you see the results it will just be depressing.
It looks like both.
Even when I doo poorly Im still toping the team
Im seeing two people inking one corner at the same time.
Ive had games when Im 1 VS 2/3 the enemy team at their base and just assuming that my team can ink the middle with a 3 to 1 advantage only to find out that they cant
I havent felt this kind of frustration since I stopped playing lol
I haven't played a Splatfest since Autobots v Decepticons
After reaching Past Queen, I now know why I stopped doing Splatfests
If you're hosting and enough people join, yeah.
Is it really a good idea to bring up Mario Kart though? I love the game but from what I've heard, the /vg/ thread went to shit and it still triggers people.
>see someones jump spot
>toss a sprinkler at it
>he gets insta-gibbed once he lands on it
Holy shit my sides
>try to jump in
>teammate wanders off like a toddler leaving me to get liquified by the two people humping the jump circle
Is it too much to ask for some fucking support and teamwork god damn
I just picked the one that I liked more. The past has literally no upside and in fact I figured that kids would pick the past because of dinosaurs.
At least I learned something I guess. How often are splatfests? I'm going to be even more upset if I have to wait a long time to fix this mistake
The general is one thing. This is just the game. The main reason the general was looked down upon was because of all the namefagging, and /ink/ initially didn't want to become the same way.
I might put it up if anyone else is interested.
If anyone wants to either join a private lobby or
play MK8, add W0lfhound.
Please specify which lobby you'd be interested in doing first, I can obviously only do one at a time.
Now that popularity is neutered they should work a lot harder trying to come up with themes that have more universal appeal. I heard it suggested a few times that this Splatfest for example should of been something like Dinosaurs vs Robot, a theme that on the face of it wouldn't be very lopsided towards any one option. Maybe one day they will figure this out and give the themes alittle more thought then they do now.
I'm surprised I haven't seen Shulk or his memes for Team Future. I did manage to see Lucina once.
>tfw a match starts and you're the only squid in your spawn area
Alright, I guess I'll put up a private lobby in 5 minutes.
Maybe we can do karting afterwards. Might not be enough /ink/lings, so we could also invade public lobbies Turfwar-style.
Matchmaking ramps up the ratio of mirror matches for future instead of forcing Past into 3v4 matches.
Ironically every past player could stop playing now and there's nothing Future could do to get back the wins.
>tfw I played last night and most of my matches ending with us spawn camping Team Future
I legit did kinda felt like an asshole and sometimes I just fooled around and let my team spawn camped to their heart's content or ignore obvious squibs and didn't splat them.
Wait, so one side can literally just get ahead then stop playing and win?
Thats hilarious and depressing.
Private lobby is up! I really hope there's enough players for this.
ah, i didn't see this! i don't have any screenshots of my squid, and i switch up outfits a lot but here is what i think i was wearing last. and i still have that screenshot of your squid saved though, so don't worry
The issue is the past few themes have had one very appealing option and one most people don't care about which throws the whole thing out of wack. Art vs Science is an example of a good theme. Popularity was pretty much down the middle 51% in favor of Art and Art barely got enough wins at 51% to win it but obviously it could of easily gone the other way.
>callie and marie will never hold you down laughing at your ink sac as they take pics for later
I actually want to keep playing but with every match being a 3 minute plus wait to be matched with new players against lv 50 players with perfect gear is just awful
>When in doubt
There's hardly any doubt anymore. Telling the popular one from the themes given has been blatantly obvious. It just so happens that that theme keeps being assigned to Marie.
>tfw spearheading a push across Hammerhead Bridge's grates with my Heavy Splatling
>Winning multiple 3v1 fights
>Topping ink covering
>Allies are grouping up to ink one corner
>Allies are falling off the map
Anybody else see this? There's a giant zapfish in the lake off the one side of Piranha Pit. Is this always here or just a splatfest thing?
It shows up a few seconds after the one minute remaining notification in both regular splatfest matches right now and recon.
This. Art vs Science had heads being scratched because the skilled players couldn't easily identify which team to boycott leading to them being evenly distributed. So it finally showed when the results were as close in wins as Cats Vs Dogs.
I don't know, she was Team Naughty after all
Squids can be angels bro.
Not sure if angels can be lesbians, but whatever.
Let love be without dissimulation. Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good.
Callie is patient, Callie is kind. She does not envy, she does not boast, she is not proud. Callie does not dishonor others, she is not self-seeking, she is not easily angered, she keeps no record of wrongs. Callie does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. Callie always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. Callie never fails
Every game against future is a complete one sided stop with them having less than 10% map coverage.
Every game against past is either a complete stomp as above or a .1% hard fought victory.
This is some of the least fair shit I've ever seen in any form of multiplayer.
>Wanting to impure Callie with penis
Kill yourself many times.
Humble yourselves therefore under the mighty tentacles of Callie, that she may exalt you in due time: Casting all your care upon her; for she careth for you.
>3 futurefags in a row try to roll straight at me
>on the Hammerhead Bridge grating
Goddamn I haven't encountered play this awful in a long time
I'm going to take Callie's virginity on our wedding night and she's going to love every moment of it
woah, I thought I only had an hour left
What sucks is if Team Past wins the whole thread will be "Well of course you won you have nothing to gloat about" but if Team Future wins we will never hear the end of it. Team Future has it made either way. When people expect you to lose you hold all the cards.
Whats the best way to deal with the golden roller?
I'm mostly using the zapper and its got a similar range to me, if not greater, and it takes about a solid 2 seconds of fire to kill him while it one shots me every time.
I'm currently just avoiding them unless I can hard flank, but if its defending a chock point or has the high ground I feel like hes unassailable.
I like to think these Splatfests are also a good time to teach squibs about the game and various techniques.
See what happened while you were busy shooting at my sprinkler? It gave me a window to get close and splat your ass. Now you know better!
Here it is. I also have one for Yoshi and Rob.
>People laughing at literal children
>ended up teamd of shitters and such
>lost more than win and slowly got to chapion
>joined a dream team
>never ending win streak until the team gradually disbanded and had to leave to go to work
>carried from low champion straight into queen and stuck around until the end
I don't know who you are but thank you Bread, NovaSol, and WW Master for being so based
Usually a hard flank like you were thinking usually does the trick. Also if you've got Splat or Burst bombs you can use those to throw him off balance and maneuver yourself to a better position.
I want to sleep with Callie.
No sex, not even any contact; just to be there while she rests.
I never read tumblr before this. Are they always this salty during Splatfest?
Play with a weapon that either has echo or point sensor (point sensor makes people act more cautiously though). Study your opponents way of moving. As for Dynamos specially, they usually play ambush so use your sub to flush them out of cover or angle your shots over walls just to see if you get a hit to know if they're there. If they aren't in cover, there is a tiny window of opportunity after their first shot, but if you can't splat them in that time from the side or back then you're already dead.
Tumblr is fucking weird bro.
>tfw arthritis acts up so much and you only make it to champion
Actually I'm losing my games as future. And everyone else on future seems to be having a rough time as well.
Nice assumptions mate
>And everyone else on future seems to be having a rough time as well.
I'm having a great time.
I expect such a big lead in popularity that Future wins just by having a decent amount of wins.
My internet acted up so I only made it here.
I wasn't about to give free wins to the other team because of disconnecting.
Not my fault you fucking suck, Tumblr Future shitter
Amend that. My last half dozen games against past I won.
Come back, boys
>Be Team Past
>Use New Squiffer for the hell of it even though it's not as good as the other weapons
I can only assume it's because Future sucks and I'll go back to being ineffective with it tomorrow because god damn, so many ink mine deaths.
>I never read tumblr before this.
Dude, you dont know that half of it
>Fight another team future
>Find myself in a standoff with a kraken
>Eventually drag a handful of them into it
>Having a good time
>Some fag with "Mettaton" as his name comes in and just wipes us out
Always the Undertalefags.
>future thinks they stand a ghost of a chance
>One team consistently has multiple 50s with perfect slots
>The other has teens to 30s that fall off the map
Well, I guess not all of our brains are capable of pattern recognition.
My slots aren't perfect.
I can never understand what the hell is going on in their heads.
>Marie in this comic
I'm sweatin', i love this artist.
>push futurefags back to their spawn
>they give up and start jumping happily at spawn
>try to join them
>they shoot at me
Well fuck you too.
I see all these past steamrollers but I've been playing as Future and I've had the opposite, we've destroyed every past team we've played against.
Am I the oddball?
I pour 10000+ hours of research into these
That was the first one I participated in and god damn it was a slaughter.
Those are the best kinds of wins, next to winning by .01%
>finishing with 30.5 vibe
Didn't have that much trouble getting to King, unlike the rest of you Futurebros it seems.
I think we can win, and if we do this general is going to become so fun.
name ONE thing that could be better about Callie
For serious though, when the rest of the map is covered, what do these people expect us to do? Just... hang out in the middle of the map and wait for them? I don't understand.
This is the most fun Splatfest since Cats vs Dogs.
>Callie wants to go into the past to see what a human is like
>start getting hard at this idea
>a squid idol just teleporting into my room while I am naked
>both of us shocked, she stopped making eye contact and looks down at my genitals
>she points at it making strange sounds
>I cant understand her
>I move my penis and she makes a little squeek
>erection slowly happening at the same speed her jaw is dropping
>she reaches out with her gloved hands
>dont want to stop her
>see her face getting red
>look of awe in her eyes as she slowly starts to rub it
>unable to contain myself I put my hands on her head and start feeling her rubbery tentacles
>she does not seem to mind
>both rubbing each other slowly
>one hand still rubbing the head, other hand moves to my testicles, caressing them
>shes bouncing them in her hand still making those sounds attempting communication
>feel the moment coming closer, my hands firmly gripping her tentacles, but still gentle
>she looks up making eye contact while still rubbing, slight confusion
>release the kraken
>not sure what to do, she is covered in my essence
>look of shock in her eyes as her gloved hands and face are covered
>she takes a lick
>then continues to clean herself with her tongue with a smile
Jesus christ its worst than the "honorable" people in souls games
You need Marie for disparity; it's like taking a shit in an art gallery so the paintings look even better.
He's doing an autistic kneejerk reaction to a picture you posted.
Oh shit here comes another one oh no watch out it's Tumblr Lesbianverse.
>check the spoiler
I guess I only have myself to blame for this trauma
Hey, I just started.
Does clothing rotate weekly?
Why am I level 5 going against 50s with all these ability mods?
Why are they all able to one shot me for the most part. I know that the level 4s don't.
Is there a tier list for guns etc?
This idea is so hot to me that I got a boner from this incredibly awkward greentext
I hope someone makes a full fic of it
especially with the tentacles
To be real though this is some legit crossover art.
i'll join, what are you nerds doing?
I do like your shirt though. I really gotta get more Splatoon shirts, the designs in this game are really something else. I really want a baby-jelly shirt but I have no idea if there are any companies that would make an all-over print on a dress shirt, and I don't have the money to get an embroidery machine. it'd be a waste for a single shirt too.
Ive been wondering the same, since Ive been losing more than wining on Team Past (about one win for every two losses). Hell, this morning I went from 15 flags to 0 due to back-to-back losses, with every team I join being filled with idiot rollers and squibs. I just assumed that all the Royalty either found their dream team or just stopped playing by the time I started playing ... oh well, at least I got my Past King title, so Im done for now (after losing a few more times, thanks matchmaking).
The main character is a straight white male
Clearly this is the feminazi radical gay blacks trying to take over the world
I did it! I got a bingo!
So long as it counts for "three of the same subs on the tee" if I rolled the same three subs on my tee?
I can't believe I got a nat triple on the fucking splatfest tee, fuck this.
No, she would like to meet a human. Any human. Not even you... not any of us...
Isn't 5 like the drop off level when they stop pairing you with squibs, and they throw you to the krakens?
nah i wouldn't be able to join sadly, i fucking loved the DLC courses too
i'll eventually get it again if these things become a thing more often, love playing kart every once in a while
i can join 200cc fine if you're doing that
What's wrong with either the carbon roller or the gal .52?
And how DARE you imply that the splatterscope is just a "normal" charger don't talk about my gunfu like that you piece of shit
Guys, for the last hour I've started beating Past as hard and consistently as they had been beating me for the first few hours of play.
Is it just me, or are we making a comeback?
Bitch uses a spear thing now that she keeps throwing and misses for whatever reason. Look to the current active swordsman for your brushes.
Alright, room is back up.
I don't have a preference on speed. I guess starting off with 150 would be fine, to ease into things. We'd need coms, I think, since we're only 4 players.
We must post Angelsquid to remedy that.
Angelsquid fixes everything.
Less than 30 minutes until the evidence comes back that we got shit on by Team Callie again.
>so used to 200cc and other sanic racers that i turn too far on almost every turn
I tried tilting the gamepad as if I were still playing Splatoon. I really need to get used to this again.
I'll do 200cc next round. Any other preferences for coms, items, etc.?
We need more Squid Sisters in civies.
>Bamboozler high skill
Guess I'm just too much of a scrub to understand that gun then.
I just want it to have burst bombs or something, but at the same time I could see how that would make it borderline OP
Has this drawfag been posting recently? Thier woomy is cute, the only one i've seen recently is the one where an octo has her in a headlock
There is LITERALLY nothing in this world cuter than sleepy squids.
Most fun I have had in a Splatfest in a long time. Felt almost Cats vs Dogs good.
>Team past loses with only 5% coverage
come on, we can do this
Well, I did what I could for Future, though it's probably not going to be enough
My TV resolution's way too shit, I legitimately thought that was a 3
>burst bombs or something
E-Liter has you covered, especially if you stack DMG+
Bamboozler is far from easy to use but be grateful for that, DMG+ stacked it'll wipe players like an AWP in the right hands.
>Y-you think I'm still a Woomy, right anon? I'm 26... but I'm, still young? Right?
These are the cutest siblings
Christmas squib here
I didn't even know that vibe went this high until today
Are Splatfests always this one-sided?
Even the shittiest artists become wonderful thanks to sleepy squids
pic related still doesn't redeem them the octobully pics.
>Team blown out knees
>I tried tilting the gamepad as if I were still playing Splatoon.
I had that fucking problem playing BLOODBORNE
A PS4 GAME
>holding your lightning til i hit the ramp just to stop me from winning
>get triple shroom and take the cup anyway
/ink/ are you even trying?
because i'm a SUPER FIGHTING ROBOT
also i'm just a natural at racers
Oh hey, Taka drew something nice for a change!
Welp, didn't get to King but I did rack up some wins for Past by getting to Champion in just under half an hour, the only time I had to play.
Guess I'll go jack off to the hot asian girl from my school. In the meantime, let's bask in the win we're about to achieve, pastbros.
Another one for Callie. ANOTHER ONE
Feeling pretty good about our chances. Had a great dream team for a long time.
Shout out to SHLFoxy and FPDank. If you're here you guys rock
So buy those 1 star damage cloths and spend the money to add slots to them?
Been checking the store every day and I'm starting to doubt there are even damage mods on cloths that are better than 1 start. Ive yet to see one.