/ink/ - Splatoon General

Callie a shit

FUCK CALLIE

>>128818826
>stage of marie's pants
>layout similar to saltspray
>her puffy, feminine pussy is where the splatzone is

I'm starting to get destroyed every round by futurefags, I am so close to king

>>128819008
>The NA Splatfest, Past vs Future, is now underway!
The NA Splatfest Past vs Future has been an absolute curbstomp.
The past is repeating itself.
The future refused to change

>>128819250
As opposed to a masculine vagina?

>>128819008
>Official NA Tumblr:
>- http://splatoonus.tumblr.com/
>>Wiki:
>- http://splatoonwiki.org/
>>User Stats:
>- http://splatoon.nintendo.net/
Put all this noise in the Resources pastebin.

>>128819418
Marie's is soft and delicate. It's pure, smooth, and tight

>>128819462
It's fine as it is unless you're a massive autist.

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>acquire future king
>40% mirror matches
>mirror matches were blowouts in my favor
>past games were always so close, or blowouts in their favor
>comm errors
>unstable connection
>uphill battle all the way there
>find dream team to get me through the last 15 points
>hit king status
>figure lets keep this train going
>comm error
>want die
welp, 18 snails incoming soon

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done with this, unless there's anything i've missed? it's late here

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>>128819471
>Marie
>Pure

>>128819324
First splatfest, are all of them this obscenely one sided?
This isnt even fun

If so, why are they so one sided?

>>128819797
popularity

dude seaweed lmao

>Make it to royalty on a loss
First time this happened.
At least I'm getting 24 shells. Nothing will top Autobots v Decepitcons.
That was the GOAT splatfest

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WE WUZ PAST KINGS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kk2TkjZF4Hw

http://strawpoll.me/6560941

>>128819873
Too many people picking future and as a result the pool of players being filled with shit?

>>128819797
>are all of them this obscenely one sided?
Since Popularity lost its relative value. This has been the result.
What you see here isn't even the worst of it. When you see the results it will just be depressing.

>>128819210
>actually wanting other franchises crossing into splatoon and not the other way around

>>128820070
>Require captcha to vote
Fuck you, I'll do that shit to post, not for some non binding straw poll

>>128820296
More like too many skilled players picking Past making the skill pool extremely unbalanced.

>>128819471
>Marie
>Pure
>Tight
Hotdog in a hallway etc

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Imma money making squid.

>>128820397
What's the problem?

Got to Past royalty last night and it was a breeze. Debating getting back into the fray so how's it going Pastbros? Still killing it or do we need some backup?

>>128820552
She eats hotdogs with lots of ketchup, thats really unhealthy for an idol

>>128820659
Gear?

>>128820708
pretty well from what i've seen, got to king in 20 minutes and played some more to get my crew to royalty

>>128820708
We could always use any capable players to help ensure victory.

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>>128820486
It looks like both.
Even when I doo poorly Im still toping the team
Im seeing two people inking one corner at the same time.
Ive had games when Im 1 VS 2/3 the enemy team at their base and just assuming that my team can ink the middle with a 3 to 1 advantage only to find out that they cant

I havent felt this kind of frustration since I stopped playing lol

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I haven't played a Splatfest since Autobots v Decepticons
After reaching Past Queen, I now know why I stopped doing Splatfests

Is /ink/ bored of Splatfest?
Does anyone want to play in a private battle?

Or maybe if you're feeling bored altogether of Splatoon right now, we could play Mario Kart?

>>128819797
Always pick the sude that will be less appealing to children

>>128820870
protip: never pick the most popular team

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Post GET scores.

>>128820927
If you're hosting and enough people join, yeah. Is it really a good idea to bring up Mario Kart though? I love the game but from what I've heard, the /vg/ thread went to shit and it still triggers people.

>>128821028
Damn, I had a 1337 two matches ago, shoulda cap it

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>see someones jump spot
>toss a sprinkler at it
>he gets insta-gibbed once he lands on it
Holy shit my sides

How do people get pictures of the results screen. Is it capture cards?
It doesn't let me press Home when I'm on it

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>>128820397
Are you a robot?

>>128820927
private lobby mite b cool, haven't gotten to play this week

>>128820870
It is both. Which is what makes it even worse. At this rate popularity will be the thing that needs a multiplier soon.

>try to jump in
>teammate wanders off like a toddler leaving me to get liquified by the two people humping the jump circle

Is it too much to ask for some fucking support and teamwork god damn

>>128821108
>the /vg/ thread went to shit
Cause there wasn't much interest in playing the game anymore. So private lobbies were hard to fill.

>>128821142
Capture Cards or an external photo taking device.

>>128820927
I would be down for either

>>128821019
>>128820935
I just picked the one that I liked more. The past has literally no upside and in fact I figured that kids would pick the past because of dinosaurs.

At least I learned something I guess. How often are splatfests? I'm going to be even more upset if I have to wait a long time to fix this mistake

>>128821108
The general is one thing. This is just the game. The main reason the general was looked down upon was because of all the namefagging, and /ink/ initially didn't want to become the same way.

>>128821160
I might put it up if anyone else is interested.
If anyone wants to either join a private lobby or play MK8, add W0lfhound.
Please specify which lobby you'd be interested in doing first, I can obviously only do one at a time.

>>128821602
When in doubt, pick whatever Callie's option is.
Based on all previous Splatfests, she's the most likely to win.

>some fag on my team spamming cmon
>lose by 2%
>"an error has occurred"

gee I wonder who pulled the plug?

>>128819797

Now that popularity is neutered they should work a lot harder trying to come up with themes that have more universal appeal. I heard it suggested a few times that this Splatfest for example should of been something like Dinosaurs vs Robot, a theme that on the face of it wouldn't be very lopsided towards any one option. Maybe one day they will figure this out and give the themes alittle more thought then they do now.

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YEAH!

Hammerhead>>>>Piranha>Kelp Dome

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>>128821563
>Capture Cards

>>128821149
Is KLK a shit tier show because they didn't draw nipples for the girls?

>>128822007

Piranha>>>>Dome>Dogshit>Hammerhead

ftfy

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I'm surprised I haven't seen Shulk or his memes for Team Future. I did manage to see Lucina once.

>>128819685
In case you didn't see
>>128819290

Literally nobody picked Past....

>pick future

>mostly mirror matches

>roommate picks past

>he can't even find a complete fucking team most of the time

Holy shit.

>all the future salt on dumblr splatfest tag crying about the enemy team pushing them back to spawn and not laying down their weapons to let futurefucks get a "fair" share of turf

Octolings never ever
Spla2n never ever

>>128822189
All the squibs who chose past gave up.

>>128822092
Post Lucina

>>128821637
Adding.

>>128822189

I guess I need to get back on to support my Pastbros. Didn't know there was issues with incomplete teams. I played last night and never had an incomplete team.

>>128822092
All the kids know about Shulk is that he's in Smash and has a sword.

>>128819685
It's perfect

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>tfw a match starts and you're the only squid in your spawn area

>>128822189
>>128822313
They already won, no reason to play I guess.

What happens when two teams of future play each other? I assume it amounts to nothing.

>>128822548
And you are correct. Mirrors don't give anything but points toward your title.

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>>128821637
Alright, I guess I'll put up a private lobby in 5 minutes.
Maybe we can do karting afterwards. Might not be enough /ink/lings, so we could also invade public lobbies Turfwar-style.

>>128822409
Not really.
Matchmaking ramps up the ratio of mirror matches for future instead of forcing Past into 3v4 matches.
Ironically every past player could stop playing now and there's nothing Future could do to get back the wins.

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>>128822605
Salt from the heavens.

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>>128822605

>tfw I played last night and most of my matches ending with us spawn camping Team Future

I legit did kinda felt like an asshole and sometimes I just fooled around and let my team spawn camped to their heart's content or ignore obvious squibs and didn't splat them.

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>>128822618
Wait, so one side can literally just get ahead then stop playing and win?
Thats hilarious and depressing.

>>128822548
Nothing that matters positively for the popular team. There's ironically more benefits for the less popular team when the popular team has a mirror match

>>128823038
>turf war objective: ink all the ground you can

>only ink left to cover is enemy base

>not fighting to a glorious end

This is war, anon.

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>>128822667
Private lobby is up! I really hope there's enough players for this.
2/8 with Spaceman currently.
NNID: W0lfhound

>>128823119
This entire system looks like its set up to favor one team over the other

>>128823493
With the multiplier at x6, it is. I think Cats might have beaten dogs with that one.

>>128822667
I'll join after this match. Accidentally hit "Yeah".

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>>128822153
ah, i didn't see this! i don't have any screenshots of my squid, and i switch up outfits a lot but here is what i think i was wearing last. and i still have that screenshot of your squid saved though, so don't worry

>>128823449
I don't know either but i'll be there in a min

>>128823805
she's cute

>>128823049
This gif describes my life since 2009

>>128823641
Actually, the wins were so close that Cats would have needed a x10 multiplier to win

>>128823493

The issue is the past few themes have had one very appealing option and one most people don't care about which throws the whole thing out of wack. Art vs Science is an example of a good theme. Popularity was pretty much down the middle 51% in favor of Art and Art barely got enough wins at 51% to win it but obviously it could of easily gone the other way.

>>128823449
coming

Is it just me, or did future finally git gud? I'm seeing more weapon variety and better players on the opposing teams now.

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>Callie

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>callie and marie will never hold you down laughing at your ink sac as they take pics for later

>>128824397
Future is just making a comeback and they even have to sabotage Past to do it.

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I actually want to keep playing but with every match being a 3 minute plus wait to be matched with new players against lv 50 players with perfect gear is just awful

>>128824397
they gut bettur

but possibly not gud enuf

>>128821979
I remember this video.

>>128821728
>When in doubt
There's hardly any doubt anymore. Telling the popular one from the themes given has been blatantly obvious. It just so happens that that theme keeps being assigned to Marie.

>>128824583

>not protecting and carrying the squibs

Come on, you're better then that

>tfw find out about private lobby too late and it's already full

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>tfw spearheading a push across Hammerhead Bridge's grates with my Heavy Splatling

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>>128824828
>Winning multiple 3v1 fights
>Topping ink covering
>Allies are grouping up to ink one corner
>Allies are falling off the map

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>1190 points
>on the losing team

http://globalnews.ca/news/2456587/thousands-of-squid-wash-up-on-chile-shore/

>>128823947
This was also the Splatfest where they favoured 3v4 or worse matches over more mirror matches.

>>128824990
Literally feeling that feel right now

>>128825120
>its about squid
>splatoon is ALSO about squid
>hurr hurr

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Anybody else see this? There's a giant zapfish in the lake off the one side of Piranha Pit. Is this always here or just a splatfest thing?

It shows up a few seconds after the one minute remaining notification in both regular splatfest matches right now and recon.

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>>128825120

I bet the Octarians are behind this

>>128820708
I ended up on a serous losing streak recently, but i think we're still over all winning

callie is Good

>>128825385
It's always there. Take more pics

>>128824015
This. Art vs Science had heads being scratched because the skilled players couldn't easily identify which team to boycott leading to them being evenly distributed. So it finally showed when the results were as close in wins as Cats Vs Dogs.

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>>128825459

I don't know, she was Team Naughty after all

>Level 17
>Constantly Inking most turf on my team
>Outscore my team of above level 47

GET IT TOGETHER YOU FUTURE SHITTERS, WE GOTTA WIN THIS FOR MARIE!

>>128825712

Not happenin' m8

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>>128825616

>>128825670
Nobody's perfect
But nobody's as close to perfect as Callie

>>128825712
Don't do this to yourself. It will be Rollercoasters vs Waterslides all over again.

>>128825809
>squid bird kid

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ONLY 90 POINTS LEFT UNTIL KING

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>>128819685
naisu

>>128825363

but octopussies are just fine

ggs Lobby.

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>>128825941
Squids can be angels bro.
Not sure if angels can be lesbians, but whatever.

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Let love be without dissimulation. Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good.

>>128826237
Callie can't be a lesbian because she wants to have sex with me

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>>128825712
Future looks unsalvageable.

>>128826019
I've seen plenty of matches go the other way.
Future just isn't as enamored with shitposting as past is, it seems.

>>128825910
I was on ninjas team, And this would be my 4th account getting to royaltiy This is nothing compared to that.

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>>128826252
Callie is patient, Callie is kind. She does not envy, she does not boast, she is not proud. Callie does not dishonor others, she is not self-seeking, she is not easily angered, she keeps no record of wrongs. Callie does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. Callie always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. Callie never fails

>>128826019
>1088
triggered

>>128825712
Don't wear yourself out, save your energy for ranked matches.
There's no shortage of shitters at any level, especially near the end of Splatfest.

>>128825957
You got two hours, you can do it.

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>>128826019
Reposting

>>128826538
Accurate. I'm both ninjas and future, I'm winning most of my matches for future. Ninjas was just too awful to salvage.

>>128826092
GG Gojimon!
7/8, for Rami, Tia, Dynamosaur, Spaceman, Box, Walter, Wolfhound!
NNID: W0lfhound, though preferably someone else could add so I don't have to kill the lobby.

Post your face when/if future manages to beat past

>>128826438
>just went 16-0 with +1500p against level 40s
>my whole team had 0 deaths too
Future's fucked dude.

>>128826740
Don't think the thread would survive.
Don't think the board would survive.

>>128826019

If the map looks like that Judd shouldnt even have any suspense in showing the results.

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>>128826740

I'd be pretty miffed

>>128826740
Please don't let this thread be near 700 posts when that happens.

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>>128826775
Every game against future is a complete one sided stop with them having less than 10% map coverage.
Every game against past is either a complete stomp as above or a .1% hard fought victory.

This is some of the least fair shit I've ever seen in any form of multiplayer.

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>>128826386
>Wanting to impure Callie with penis
Kill yourself many times.

>>128826775
My best was 14-0, but I used chargers all day.

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>>128826540
Humble yourselves therefore under the mighty tentacles of Callie, that she may exalt you in due time: Casting all your care upon her; for she careth for you.

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>3 futurefags in a row try to roll straight at me
>on the Hammerhead Bridge grating

Goddamn I haven't encountered play this awful in a long time

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>>128826740

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>>128827216
No
I'm going to take Callie's virginity on our wedding night and she's going to love every moment of it

Damn disconnections

With every idol comes the insane people who require restraining orders of at least a thousand feet.

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>>128827448
You be fucking gentle; you hear?

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>>128822605

>>128827735
capn cuttlefish pls

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>>128826593
woah, I thought I only had an hour left

thanks anon!

>>128827779
Okay, now Past needs to win as a matter of justice.

>>128827796
Ends at 9PST/12EST, it's 7:20 PST now.

>>128826740

What sucks is if Team Past wins the whole thread will be "Well of course you won you have nothing to gloat about" but if Team Future wins we will never hear the end of it. Team Future has it made either way. When people expect you to lose you hold all the cards.

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>>128827735
Don't forget lovingly

Newsquid here
Whats the best way to deal with the golden roller?
I'm mostly using the zapper and its got a similar range to me, if not greater, and it takes about a solid 2 seconds of fire to kill him while it one shots me every time.

I'm currently just avoiding them unless I can hard flank, but if its defending a chock point or has the high ground I feel like hes unassailable.

>>128827963
>Well of course you won you have nothing to gloat about
Well, a predicted win is still impressive.
It's not as if it was done without skill; they'll still have more wins.

>>128827779

Delicious

This is my first splatfest, when do we get to know which team won?

>4 people on my friend list are in a lobby and I missed it

Okay then

>>128827963
Yeah, but team past is gonna get those sweet sweet snails, which is what splatfest is all about.

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I like to think these Splatfests are also a good time to teach squibs about the game and various techniques.

See what happened while you were busy shooting at my sprinkler? It gave me a window to get close and splat your ass. Now you know better!

Is it wrong that I want to hug a squid boy?

>>128828156
I'd recommend outranging him or packing an invincibility super (kraken, bubbler)

Otherwise work on getting the drop on them, because a head on fight usually ends badly

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>>128822315
Here it is. I also have one for Yoshi and Rob.

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>>128822605
>>128827779
>People laughing at literal children

>>128828156
Facing a dynamo head on is impossible, so that's all you can do.

>ended up teamd of shitters and such
>lost more than win and slowly got to chapion
>joined a dream team
>never ending win streak until the team gradually disbanded and had to leave to go to work
>carried from low champion straight into queen and stuck around until the end

I don't know who you are but thank you Bread, NovaSol, and WW Master for being so based

>>128828156
Outranging bonbing or getting the drop on them is basically it. Dynamocunts are known as cancer for a reason

>>128828324

No

>>128828156
Usually a hard flank like you were thinking usually does the trick. Also if you've got Splat or Burst bombs you can use those to throw him off balance and maneuver yourself to a better position.

>>128828268
2.5 hours

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>>128828356
Yes, and?

>>128827779
To be fair, all my games were spawncamps.
Future sucks.

>>128822605
>>128827779
All Tumblr users should kill themselves.
>being that salty and making future look bad
Jesus christ.

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>>128828307
I want to sleep with Callie.
No sex, not even any contact; just to be there while she rests.

>>128827216
>Kill yourself many times.
with save states.

>>128828268
>when do we get to know which team won
We already know which team won.
Past.

Its a completely one sided blow out.

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I never read tumblr before this. Are they always this salty during Splatfest?

>>128828156
Play with a weapon that either has echo or point sensor (point sensor makes people act more cautiously though). Study your opponents way of moving. As for Dynamos specially, they usually play ambush so use your sub to flush them out of cover or angle your shots over walls just to see if you get a hit to know if they're there. If they aren't in cover, there is a tiny window of opportunity after their first shot, but if you can't splat them in that time from the side or back then you're already dead.

>>128828862
In an hours time Future will have won this shit and the thread will sink into the ocean.
Fuck you.

>>128828862
>I'm winning my games so that means past is going to win!!
Stop thinking like a child

>>128829010
They're all fuckin retarded squibs, so yes. Those fucks who go 0-6 with a gal are tumbltards

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>>128829053
>>128829170

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>>128829010
Tumblr is fucking weird bro.

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>>128829010
in short, yes

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>tfw arthritis acts up so much and you only make it to champion

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>>128829170
Actually I'm losing my games as future. And everyone else on future seems to be having a rough time as well.
Nice assumptions mate

>>128829170
The internet is fucking drowning in future salt, you're just being willfully dense

>>128829254
>And everyone else on future seems to be having a rough time as well.
I'm having a great time.
I expect such a big lead in popularity that Future wins just by having a decent amount of wins.

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>>128829247
>tfw he will never be playable again

>>128829381
Kek

>>128829247
Sorry to hear that anon

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>>128829247
My internet acted up so I only made it here.
I wasn't about to give free wins to the other team because of disconnecting.

>>128829335
Thats so spot on

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>future ends up winning

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>>128822605
>>128827779
Not my fault you fucking suck, Tumblr Future shitter

>3 vs 4
>still win
GG future no rly

>>128829614
I'll shitpost so hard.
I will make sure Pastfags get more salty than cats after they lost.

>>128829010
Yes, this is why you see close to no NA players at A+/S ranks

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>>128829254
Amend that. My last half dozen games against past I won.
Come back, boys

>>128827045

>fair

There's no advantage in an individual match for team past, not our fault you chose the shitter team

>>128829657
>you
Anon...

>>128829754

This is why we have to keep Marie's side down. We win to protect you from yourself /ink/. If we fail you won't survive the fallout

>>128830070
I want the fallout anon. I want it so bad.

>>128829335
Does anyone have the Burgers v Pizza one?

>>128828156
bait the flick, then strike before he flicks again

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>Be Team Past

>Use New Squiffer for the hell of it even though it's not as good as the other weapons

>Dominate

I can only assume it's because Future sucks and I'll go back to being ineffective with it tomorrow because god damn, so many ink mine deaths.

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>beat a futurefag named Monado Boy

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>>128830163

Assuming the lobby stays alive until then, I'll be closing it in about 15 minutes, at 11pm EST.
I might switch over to Mario Kart then, if anyone wants to join me.

>>128829998
It's too late. 6 games won't overwrite the hundreds of games that ended in spawntraps.
It got so bad, futurefags had to make second accounts just to sandbag past games.

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>>128829010
>I never read tumblr before this.
Dude, you dont know that half of it

>>128830254
I love these so much

The splatfest can end one of two ways. As predicted and denial from futurefags or unexpected and a sea of salt from pastfags.

>Fight another team future
>Find myself in a standoff with a kraken
>Start squidbagging
>Eventually drag a handful of them into it
>Having a good time
>Some fag with "Mettaton" as his name comes in and just wipes us out

Always the Undertalefags.

Okay fuck it, I'm ending this at 3 royalties and 2 champs. I will be greatly surprised if Future wins this shit though.

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>future thinks they stand a ghost of a chance

>>128830501
How dare people... want to play the game!

>>128830254
Thank you. This was the best thing shot at me from team Burger.

Like nobody is play past right now. Holy shit, I can't even get a game with a full team in.

>>128830587
>cherrypicking from tumblr
That's like the lowest of the low man.
I bet you'd even find some better stuff on Reddit.

>>128830046
>One team consistently has multiple 50s with perfect slots
>The other has teens to 30s that fall off the map

Well, I guess not all of our brains are capable of pattern recognition.

>2016
>people still putting beakons right by spawn
I mean, c'mon!

>>128829335
Pretty accurate.
>>128830254
I think those soldiers are mexicans.

I like how accurate these are

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>>128830787
My slots aren't perfect.
Just acceptable.

>>128830587

I'm not leaving anything to chance. I'm a Pastfag and I hit Queen a long time ago and I'm staying in until the end.

>Aerospray RG teammate goes 18-3
Calm down my man

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>>128830403
I can never understand what the hell is going on in their heads.

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>Marie in this comic
I'm sweatin', i love this artist.

>>128831083
Mental Illness.

I just had the ink that shows up on the edge of the screen when your hurt show up as small rectangle in middle of the screen. Neat.

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>push futurefags back to their spawn
>they give up and start jumping happily at spawn
>try to join them
>they shoot at me
Well fuck you too.

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i want to cum on callie's tentacles

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I see all these past steamrollers but I've been playing as Future and I've had the opposite, we've destroyed every past team we've played against.

Am I the oddball?

>>128830372
I'd be up for Mario Kart after I hit royalty, I've wanted to play it for a while

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Personal favorite

>>128830709
I FINALLY GOT A- AFTER 4 MONTHS OF BEING STUCK IN B+

>>128830707
see
>>128823049

by not playing, you are contributing to victory.

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>>128830787
>Idiocracy might be the future

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>>128831210

Same

>>128830046
>There's no advantage in an individual match for team past
>Implying the more skilled players don't have an advantage over the less skilled players.

>>128827045
>the worst team is losing, badly
Turns out a SJW Universe fag would have an "everybody wins" mentality.

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>>128830848
I pour 10000+ hours of research into these

>>128831296
is there one for the rollercoaster/waterslide fest?

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"you have to go back"

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>>128831296
That was the first one I participated in and god damn it was a slaughter.

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>anonymous
As expected.

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>>128829747
Those are the best kinds of wins, next to winning by .01%

>>128830915
>leaving anything to chance
Dude, it's x6
chance went out the window with x4.

>finishing with 30.5 vibe
Pretty good.
Didn't have that much trouble getting to King, unlike the rest of you Futurebros it seems.
I think we can win, and if we do this general is going to become so fun.

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Got any pictures of squids in lingerie?

>>128831237
Not really, matchmaking is troll-y. It pairs the good players of one team against the bad players of the opposite team.

>>128831715
Why do tumblrfags have such obnoxious posting styles.
They both sound like teenage girls.

>>128827045
This post makes me want to get crushed harder by Past just to make me stronger.

What the fuck am I typing?

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>tfw team future

GGs lobby

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>>128831710

>>128830787

Yeah, and? There's nothing unfair going on here, Future is just bad.

Thanks for playing, Wolfhound lobby!

>>128830403
>special snowflake armor

Damn, it's like I'm in kindergarten again

>>128831954
Because they are teenage girls.

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name ONE thing that could be better about Callie

I hate Splatfest, I want to play Ranked
It's just a a day where everyone gets twice as angry with their waifus

>>128831994
>>128832094
GG private lobby!
It's been a while since I've done Mario Kart, anyone else up for it?

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get a load of this faggot

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>>128831539

>>128832237
She could be solo

>>128831518
Never said that.
Are you literally just imagining things that never happened to make yourself feel better?

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>>128831885
I wish.

>>128832262
jesus christ

>50 minutes remain
Time to get serious.

>>128831715

For serious though, when the rest of the map is covered, what do these people expect us to do? Just... hang out in the middle of the map and wait for them? I don't understand.

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This is the most fun Splatfest since Cats vs Dogs.

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>>128832318
you got me there

>>128832423
The face of death

>>128832237

She could ditch the pantaloons and wear a skirt

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>Callie wants to go into the past to see what a human is like
>start getting hard at this idea
>a squid idol just teleporting into my room while I am naked
>both of us shocked, she stopped making eye contact and looks down at my genitals
>she points at it making strange sounds
>I cant understand her
>I move my penis and she makes a little squeek
>erection slowly happening at the same speed her jaw is dropping
>she reaches out with her gloved hands
>contact
>dont want to stop her
>see her face getting red
>look of awe in her eyes as she slowly starts to rub it
>unable to contain myself I put my hands on her head and start feeling her rubbery tentacles
>she does not seem to mind
>both rubbing each other slowly
>one hand still rubbing the head, other hand moves to my testicles, caressing them
>shes bouncing them in her hand still making those sounds attempting communication
>feel the moment coming closer, my hands firmly gripping her tentacles, but still gentle
>she looks up making eye contact while still rubbing, slight confusion
>release the kraken
>not sure what to do, she is covered in my essence
>look of shock in her eyes as her gloved hands and face are covered
>she takes a lick
>then continues to clean herself with her tongue with a smile

>>128832241
Yeah, I'll play for a while.
Haven't played it extensively or with anyone from 4chan for that matter, so I'll probably be pretty underwhelming.

>Hit future queen with a streak of 4.0
How disgraceful. I don't think I've ever been this fucking wrecked in a Splatfest.

the guy who wanted to play MK8 is still here right

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>>128832262
Jesus christ its worst than the "honorable" people in souls games

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>>128832318
You need Marie for disparity; it's like taking a shit in an art gallery so the paintings look even better.

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>>128831518
>>128832328
He's doing an autistic kneejerk reaction to a picture you posted.

Oh shit here comes another one oh no watch out it's Tumblr Lesbianverse.

>>128832241
>>128832601
>>128832632
NNID: W0lfhound
I'll put up a private room in 5 minutes.

>>128832392
I hardly see 100% map covered results.

>>128832781
Stop. The last time SU was mentioned on /ink/ shit hit the fan.
I don't wanna relive those memories.

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Am I fresh?
Or am I a squib?

>>128832883
RELIVE IT!

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>>128831710

>>128832883
SU is nothing compared to when someone was actually posting CP trying to get the thread banned

>tfw you get from 0/50 to 0/99 in one sitting with your dream team
Thank you so much, NX-GGER, Sans and ButtPirate. We fucked future something fierce

>>128832945
You're a squib-ass nerd for taking a picture, but it's a cool shirt.

I have the Dark Side of the Squid shirt.

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>>128832585

>check the spoiler

I guess I only have myself to blame for this trauma

>>128832975
I WAS THE ONE WHO CAUSED IT
I DIDN'T KNOW THAT JUST SAYING SU ISN'T THAT BAD OF A SHOW WOULD CAUSE SO MUCH SHIT
PLEASE

>>128832945
No face, no fresh

Hey, I just started.
Does clothing rotate weekly?
Why am I level 5 going against 50s with all these ability mods?

Why are they all able to one shot me for the most part. I know that the level 4s don't.

Is there a tier list for guns etc?

>>128832945
Just a fuckin nerd.

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>>128832585
This idea is so hot to me that I got a boner from this incredibly awkward greentext
I hope someone makes a full fic of it especially with the tentacles

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>>128833072
>SU ISN'T THAT BAD OF A SHOW

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>>128832883
To be real though this is some legit crossover art.

>>128832883
Shit hits the fan anywhere it's mentioned.

>>128833106
Clothing rotates daily but Jelonzo is pretty terrible with stocking new stuff.

>>128832785
Room is up, for anyone that wants to take a break from squids.
Any suggestions for rules? Preferences on speed, items, etc

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>>128823449
i'll join, what are you nerds doing?

>>128833072
>saying it again

>>128832781
>giving the best gems fucking shitter-tier guns
>but letting Pearl have a normal charger
shit art

>>128833172
I have no idea if /ink/ wants lewd fics or not. I'd love to make some, but I'm not sure if many people would want to read them

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>>128832585

>squid waifu wants to see you
>it's canon

>>128833106
Clothes change daily
Level =/= skill and your opponents are probably bad enough to be a decent fight
Gyro controls and weapon choice

>>128832945
NERD!

I do like your shirt though. I really gotta get more Splatoon shirts, the designs in this game are really something else. I really want a baby-jelly shirt but I have no idea if there are any companies that would make an all-over print on a dress shirt, and I don't have the money to get an embroidery machine. it'd be a waste for a single shirt too.

>>128831237
Ive been wondering the same, since Ive been losing more than wining on Team Past (about one win for every two losses). Hell, this morning I went from 15 flags to 0 due to back-to-back losses, with every team I join being filled with idiot rollers and squibs. I just assumed that all the Royalty either found their dream team or just stopped playing by the time I started playing ... oh well, at least I got my Past King title, so Im done for now (after losing a few more times, thanks matchmaking).

>>128833324
All 3 of those guns are pretty good, though.

>>128833295
wow i'm fucking slow, replied to wrong post
are you playing with DLC? i currently don't have it because thanks nintendo account systems

>>128833310
Sorry anon, the Splatoon private lobby already ended.
Though I do have a private room open in Mario Kart 8, if you're interested.

>>128833324
>>128832781
Pearl not having a brush is a crime.