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>News
- Past has won the 11th NA Splatfest!
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post tasty Callie art to celebrate
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>>128842409
ITS OVER
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I learned my lesson. Fuck which option I prefer or which one is better.
Side with Callie.
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>YFW you picked past

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2s13X66BFd8
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>You picked Team Past
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Splatfest is boring
/ink/ is dead
Splatoon is dead
I'm dead
What's there to do anymore
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>>128842513
why do you even need to win?

do you really need that many shells to cover for your lack of skill?


can we have RANKED splatfest now?
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>>128842475
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>Marie is this really necess... I mean I can't help it if my team wins each time.
>I... please not the taser...
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i expected to lose but im still disappointed
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One day maire...one day....
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>>128842634
mariefags 2salty
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>>128842648
Same.
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Hot off the presses
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>>128842475
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>>128842718
>>128842718
This blows. Japan better win it for Marie.
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>>128842734
Dont they have the right to be?
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>>128842734
No, just Marie.
Six losses in a row takes its toll on a squid...
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>>128842750
>how to win splatfest : pick team callie

but that's true though
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UNDEFEATED CHAMPIONS
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>tfw I completely forgot about splatfest
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>>128842718
>implying there's even a point anymore
no hope
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>>128842750
You can feel the salt...
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>>128842750
>even with those numbers, we have a lot to be proud of.
>we were so close y'all. we're going to get them next time.

FUCKING
KEK
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>>128842914

No updates.

No hope.

Dead game.
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use up all the images at once
just fuck me up
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>>128842750
w-we won with our dignity though
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>>128842634
>Marietards have to resort to fanfiction to have some semblance of a world where Marie isn't a worthless punching bag
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>>128842970
This is how every Splatfest ends; posting and posting and posting.
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>tfw team past
gg pastbros
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>>128842750
>somebody doesn't outjews spyke the kike
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>>128842750
Part 2 electric boogaloo
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>>128842923
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>Team Future
>Can just stand there and watch Marie go full on Suicide Watch

We're gonna be stuck with only one squid sis by Splat2.
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>>128842998
>Marietards
Since when have Calliefags been this aggressive.
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>>128842634
F-Full pic?
Reverse search doesnt give me anything
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>>128842970
be honest senpai its not like it matters straight after splatfest
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>>128842925
Bowser can super jump?
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>>128843053
Cronvirus sounds like a cool dude.
>>128843046
Fuck yeah!
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>>128842998
Marie is a bitch, but Callie is Marie's bitch.
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>>128842958
But Splatoon 2 though
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Can you believe that people actually prefer Marie?

Crazy, right?
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>>128843053
>and had even way worse grammar bc of it
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>tfw I saw the Marie shitters coming and picked Past instead last minute
Unless /ink/ has some history buffs, who honestly cared about past versus future anyways? This was the perfect Splatfest to side with the better cousin.
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What do you guys think of this gear for the new Hydra?

Also am I fresh
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>>128843094
That's the whole thing boss
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>>128843269
why do people care more about the idols themselves then the actual subject matter
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>>128843256
Lay off anon. Splatoon is just every important to them!
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>>128843053
>>128842750
>steven universe and undertale everywhere
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>>128843269
Is she better because she wins every splatfest
Or does she win every splatfest because she is better?
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WHAT'S EVEN THE POINT ANYMORE
EVERYTHING IS DEAD
EVERYTHING IS BORING
I'M GONNA DO IT /ink/ I'M GONNA MARATHON TOKU UNTIL MY BRAIN GOES NUMB
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>>128842925
So long gay Marie
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>>128843235
I don't know what drives them
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>>128843335
waifus are a disease
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>>128843053
>didn't reach king in 2 hours

It takes a minimum of 3 hours to get there.
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>>128843072
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>>128843359
>toku
?
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>>128843269
>who honestly cared about past versus future anyways?

Because going to the past gets you killed by a dinosaur or infection and going to the future has actual hover boards and sexy space aliens. On top of also having dinosaurs because of genetic engineering.
One is just better than the other, anon.
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>>128843404
but the best waifu is MILKY WHITE INK PLAYER SQUID
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>>128843335
Because the subject matter is only a third of the battle.
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:^(
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>>128843492
Toku.
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>>128842838
Translation, please?
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>>128843495
Or you could go 20 years into the past and blow everyone's mind with predictions and inventions.
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>>128843469
But better.
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>>128843350
But steven universe and undertale are posted in 4chan as well
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>>128843495
The future is a zombie apocalypse.
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Silliness and saltiness aside. ggs future. Now lets all start roll scumming!
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>>128843495
>refers to a humanoid species as 'sexy'

of course you're a futurefag
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To be honest I think the vote order goes something like this
>70% choose a theme because they like it
>29% waifufags
>1% waifufags trying to sabotage the other team
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>look for salt
>find this
What am this
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>>128843561

I tried watching it right after I watched Gokaiger and it was a hard pill to swallow

Good mooks though
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>>128843469
>>128842634
chain these 2 together
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>>128843269

I actually like learning about history and find the prospect of going back in time very interesting.
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>>128843495
Or maybe the future is bleak and polluted or ruled by some horrible aliens? Maybe there was a highly advanced ancient civilization or maybe people just prefer a simpler life? Maybe nobody cares, because it's a stupid topic to argue over when nobody lived in the past or knows what the future will hold?

Again, perfect Splatfest to side with the girl you prefer. Save waifuism for when the issues don't matter.
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>>128843595
but in traveling to the past you've altered the future.
Now your mom and dad wont hook up and you will fade from existence.
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>>128843542
Shh shhh....it's gonna be ok...
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boy, somebody's just left all this salt here...
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>>128843603
yeah but luckily they're confined to their shitty generals, and /sug/ is banned when no episodes.
4chan doesnt provide a platform for you to base your identity around it and roleplay like a 12 year old.
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>>128843495
>not wanting to go to a live beethoven concert
>not wanting to meet isaac newton or other scientists
>not wanting medieval battles
its like you don't want to have fun, anon
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>>128843657
Go-Busters is reaaally different compared to the rest of Sentai. So it's a little odd at first.
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>>128843624
>implying the aliens Im talking about are humanoid
Are all past players prone to stupid assumptions?
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>>128843303
Yo, those phones! Jelly
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>>128843719
What, and you travelling to the future won't fuck up the timeline?
Time travel mechanics are a bunch of bullshit anyhow, so you might as well enjoy your fantasies.
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>>128843797
if i want to go with all that mecha power rangers shit where do i start
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Is he gonna be okay?
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>>128843303
>fresh?
sure
>hydra?
if you know how to burst fire, otherwise youre a detriment to your team. learn how to function in short range situations in case you dont.
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>>128843653
i am the 1%
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>>128843879
>Lazorchef
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>>128843598
There's a Callie counterpart. I just don't like bans
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2108177?tags=kabeu_mariko
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>>128843776
And thank fucking christ for that.
I nearly didnt even play undertale because of how awful and revolting its fanbase is.
Thankfully I got into SU before the fandom started literally ruining peoples lives.

I almost feel guilty for even liking good things just because retards also happen to like them. Almost.
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>>128843053
Nicely done, tumblr
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>>128843879

Marie has evolved past salt. She's just biding her time before ending it all.
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>>128843303
Sub saver is pretty trash desu. You'd be better off with ink recovery.
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>>128843936
>Callie looking sad
Get that out of my sight
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>>128844020
the only reason a bad fanbase spoils some of the fun for me is because i enjoy being able to talk about it with other people without sperglords fucking it up by having me be labeled one by association
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>>128843930
he's the best
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>>128843719
>fade from existence
>never went back to tha past
>your parents hooked up
>born
>make a time machine and go to the past
>fucked up and your parentes never hook up
>repeat
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>>128843879
pre-prepared food like this makes me sad
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>>128844029
why the hell is splatfest a hashtag?
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>>128843885
Follow the cool rule, head to the Power Rangers wiki, check the list of Sentai and see which one looks coolest to you.

After that, head to /m/ and check /ssg/'s DDL or torrent list and see if what you want is there to download, and if it's not then just search up on google.

Avoid TV-Nihon unless they're the only sub group that have subbed what you wanna watch and you really wanna watch it.
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>>128844029
>Healthy Vagina
>Splatfest
>Ron Weasley
>Nick Canon

Fucking WHAT?
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>>128844076
>that pic
>sad
go to sleep
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>>128844029
Is one of the health tips "Dion't put salt in your vagina?"
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>>128844154
How Tumblr bitches get popular. Spread a wide net.
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>>128844147
Are you pretending to be retarded or do you not know how hashtags work?
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>>128844126
Clearly Callie is Neo-/ck/
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>>128844150
thanks mecha anon friend, i think im gonna start with the pirate one
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Last dose of sodium

I guess tumblr is too triggered to post.
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>>128844076
But that's the best kind!
After angry Callie and depressed Callie
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>>128844147
It's a spambot account, they use the most popular hashtags to get themselves more reach, then infect other people.
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>>128844147

It's probably an adbot that tags its post with whatever's trending at the moment.
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ahaha
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>>128844296
>>128844281
Whats scary about this is that Nick Canon is somehow still relevant
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>>128844271
get out
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>>128844270
>crying about splatfest
How pathetic can you be?
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>>128844214
Nope. Just the usual wash you cunt you stupid skank.
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>>128844349
No
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>>128844370
>How pathetic can you be?
>tumblr
I think there is the answer
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>>128844265
Was one of my first too, when I still watched TV-Nihon videos that were uploaded onto Facebook.

It's a huge anniversary sentai, they're able to transform into past sentai teams and they brought back a ton of older sentai actors for showcase episodes and stuff like that, just a big old 35th year party.

So you may be a little confused, but it's not hard to follow.
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>>128844335
Oh miiverse....
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>>128844335
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>>128844489
im just wondering, how long would it take me to watch the entire series?
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>>128844370
Hey, at least they arent so pathetic as to call literal children pathetic for overeating
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>>128844640
Fuck those damn fat kids though.
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>>128842409
When thr fuck was this splatfest .
I looked for a god damn time and date and couldnt find shit.
There's gotta be a pun here cause I chose team past.
Fuck
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What theme will it take for Marie to win for once?

Summer Vacation vs. Algebra 2? I think that'd drive a sufficient amount of squibs to Callie's side
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>>128844640
Overeating? Am I missing something?
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>>128844370
Someone wasn't here for Cats vs Dogs
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>>128844727
she already won one, that's enough for her
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>>128844727
Ass vs Tits. Not even joking.
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>>128843901

>NINTENDO SIXTY FOUUUUUUUUUUUUUR
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>>128844727

They just need better themes that are more evenly balanced. Burdening either sister with squibs is wrong.
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>>128844703
>When auto correct is funnier than you could hope to be
Its bitter sweet.
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mariefags on literal suicide watch
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>>128844727
soda vs juice when?
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>>128844579
Average episode length is 23 minutes for modern sentai, with the average episode number being 45-51.
Gokaiger has 51 episodes I believe.
So maybe a few days to a week if you marathon it, longer if you take your time.

Good luck Anon, Toku is really fun.
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>>128844727
Isnt the problem that the themes are so imbalanced in the first place?
Shouldnt the point be to have themes that are of equal value?
Just inverting the problem doesnt solve anything.
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>>128844939
>that fucking mii
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>>128844934
>Burdening either sister with squibs is wrong
It's only fair for Callie to get her own 9 Splatfest streak of more popular themes.
Watch as they only do this as they decide to drop the multiplier.
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1 snail. Keep? Have the exact same subs on admiral cap.
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>>128845127
>not scumming your gear
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>>128845127
Pretty cool. Keep
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>>128845052
It solves everything for the Mariefans.
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>>128845052
>intentionally give marie the unpopular choice
>usual callie voters are split in half between the 2 sisters
>suddenly everything is balance and even for once
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>>128843495
one was made in a lab, i was born in a cave
in his chest are some working parts, how is that different from my beating heart?
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>>128845127
just keep it, use it as a placeholder if youre scumming
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>>128844934
I would love to burden Callie with a squib if you know what I mean
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>>128845219
Cant we just put all of the waifufags on a bus and send it off into an ocean of molten led?
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Can someone explain to me how winning popularity is actually bad? You get more points. How is that bad?
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>>128845219
Well, I've already promised that if Callie gets seven in a row, I'll name my firstborn after her. So let's see.
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>>128845187
I am scumming, but non favored triples are a bitch.
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>>128845310
Mmmmm straight shota with Callie teasing young little squibs.
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>>128845187
>>128845250
>scumming
I am 12 and what is this?
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>>128845321
If you hate people that obsess over cute girls, Splatoon is DEFINITELY not the game for you.
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>>128845343
If the team you choose is more popular you get more mirror matches, which don't count for the splatfest points.

The popular choices usually have more childrens and "noobs" on them so you end up paired with sandbags most of the time.
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>>128845343
More popular team = more children
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>>128845343
Its not, its irrelevant.
And since being popular means that you will have more children on your team, that team will lose.
So there is no benefit and there is a negative.
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>>128845343
Because winning battles are the main thing that really matter in the end. Popularity isn't gonna get you wins when while the 6x multiplier for battle wins exists,

Popularity also leads to the issue of mirror matches which do not count and more new/bad players.
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>>128845427

>straight shota with Callie
>not straight shota with Marie

Marie clearly would be the squid sister most into unequal relationships
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>>128845343
Winning popularity isn't bad in and of itself. Skilled players boycotting the popular team is.

It's literally the best players all flocking to the same team for the easiest ride to victory.
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>>128845473
But there are cute boys here too
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Futurebros picked the future because they knew they'd lose. That's when you know you're a man of your word.

I'm in your corner. Calliefags a shit.
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>>128845519
>>128845476
Also mirror matches count toward the individual player ranks, and most players call it after they reach King/Queen

So the team facing lots of mirror matches are contributing less wins to their team, and quitting the fest earlier
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>>128845607
Marie is surely on several watchlists.
Also Callie is gayer than a very gay thing.
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>Why were we beaten! If the future is better! I hate them !!!!
>Because we from the past were simply better and won more matches ;)
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>>128845427
>>128845607
Disgusting
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>>128845694
This. I wish they'd shuffle it around so that both sisters get their time with the popular team.
That way Callie fans get tested too.
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>>128845726
Prado laying down the fucking law
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>>128845719
>Also Callie is gayer than a very gay thing
what is this new meme
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>>128845726
Its true.
Past has many more good players than future.
Shit was unwinnable for future.
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>>128845607
I imagine Marie hooking up with older men cause gold digging. Callie is the one who'd relate with squibs and enjoy teasing their energetic little bodies.
>>128845719
>having a headcanon that only one of the cousins is gay
Literally the worst headcanon I've heard yet.
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>>128845476
>>128845519
>>128845549
>>128845574
But that's just assumption and someone has to be playing non-mirrors so all matches are even. Mirrors don't mean that it's an automatic loss. It just means someone else is playing. And what about EU and JP Splatfests where popularity also gets the win rate?
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>>128845858
With the exception of being a landing platform for semen, Callie's as lesbo as they come
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>>128845701
The ultimate negative of Mirror Matches.
Secondly, all this wasted time means more opportunity for dream team disconnects.
Thirdly, two dream teams battling each other mean that one will lose and that loss might be the one to cause the team to split up.

So much negatives for the popular team for no reward other than 1/6th popularity bonus.
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>>128845804

>bring waifuism into Splatfest

I just pick the theme I like the most and ignore which squid sister is attached to it. Hell most of the time I side with Marie and I like Callie a hell of alot more.
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>>128845916
lol mate Marie is bi.
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What do you think the next splatfest themes will be?
Callie with Bugs and Marie with rabbits?
Callie with homework and Marie with summer vacation?
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>>128845427
>>128845607
>>128845916
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>>128846103
The only way things can change is with another sponsored fest.

Coke vs Sprite. It fits so perfectly.
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>>128846039
Marie is attracted to money.
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I think there might be Japanese among us
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>>128845928
If im not mistaken those are all by a narrow margin. They are good themes that are somewhat evenly split. Not lop sided in terms of popularity.
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>>128846103
>Callie with homework and Marie with summer vacation

That slaughter would be more severe than Pirates vs Ninjas
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>>128846161
But Coke vs Pepsi is the debate.
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>>128845946
>With the exception of being a landing platform for semen, Callie's as lesbo as they come
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>continuing the worst OP format
fuck off
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>>128846183
That really has nothing to do with sexuality

>>128846252
Coke and Sprite are the same company though; there's no way Coke and Pepsi would settle their rivalry through a squid sport.
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>>128846161
>Coke vs sprite
>Not coke vs pepsi
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>>128845882
Cheesing Splatfest 101
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>>128846252
Except in Splatoon that would hurt the losing company's business, so it's always two products from the same company.
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>>128846271
What's the problem?
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>>128846310
>That really has nothing to do with sexuality
You haven't dated many women have you? Some literally only care about material shit.
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>>128846424
>too long
>reeks of autism
>belongs in reddit
>irrelevant
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>>128846310
Coke makes Sprite.
Pepsi makes Sierra Mist.

Why not do something like Pepsi vs Cherry Pepsi.
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I really want to cuddle Callie
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>>128846464
Are you saying women can't have money?
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>>128846501
For someone thats upset over something that isnt obtrusive or important, you shouldnt be the one calling others autistic.
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>>128846609
-reddit
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>>128846559
Having or not having money already literally doesn't matter. The ones that are obsessed with material things will still seek out guys who are loaded to drain as much as they can from them too.
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>>128846551
I want to punch Callie in the nose
And then say I'm sorry
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>>128846609
>hnng i have autism you're triggering me! That's not even what autism is! REEEEEEEE
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>>128846559
human women will get none of my money. it is all being saved for best idol callie
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>>128845928
>And what about EU and JP Splatfests where popularity also gets the win rate?
NA could do that too but it just requires the skilled players flocking to the popular team instead of away from it.
Fat chance of that happening though the meta is pretty baked right now. Mixing up the sister with the more popular theme is at least a start for shaking things up. But with the future refusing to change for months now, meh.
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>>128846546
>>128846310
>>128846252

You all are fucking stupid
It should be Captain America vs Iron Man.
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Guys, guys

Grass Starter Pokemon vs. Fire Starters [spoiler: vs. Water Starters championed by Cap'n in the first ever three way Splatfest[/spoiler]
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>>128846721

You really need anger management classes Marie
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>>128846693
Well you're talking about marriage; doesn't mean Marie wouldn't fondle a model given the chance.
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>>128846609
>calling others autistic
>i said the OP reeks of autism
You're not very good at interpreting things are you?
nice strawman fallacy
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>>128846802
>threeway
no thanks callies enough
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>>128846802
>there are people in this thread right now that would choose fire starters
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>>128846743
>Pointing out that you being autistic over something somehow makes me autistic
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>>128846802
>really just charizard vs water starters because nobody likes grass

epic
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>>128846376
There's no way American companies would want to battle on Splatoon knowing you either win popularity so you know you have the biggest draw but then losing the fest and whatever bragging rights that entails for the other team. It would hurt a products brand within the same company the same way.
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>>128846949
>>128846896
>>128846743
>>128846609

you have autism because i have autism because you have autism because i have autism because you have autism because i have autism
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>>128846896
Oh so youre just saying that a person without autism made a post that contains autism. That makes much more sense. My mistake.
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>>128846915
>there are people right here in this thread who would not choose water starters
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>>128846876
Not just marriage. There are suckers who shower their girlfriends with gifts, because they have nothing else to offer too. Marie probably juggles like five of them at once.
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>>128846802
Nintendo has made clear they want to minimize semblances to their other titles, but it would still be very one sided.
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>>128847043
You got some nice ass taste anon.
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>>128847042
>can't tell if you're being a sarcastic cunt or surrendering
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>>128846682
>>128846743
>>128846896
>autists getting this assblasted
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>>128847036
This should be tattooed on all 4chan users 4heads

Hell, it almost sounds like song lyrics.
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>>128847147
make it a banner
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>>128847016
If it's just coke versus cherry coke, the company doesn't lose at all. They get valuable data over which product is more popular, and the Splatfest itself is free exposure/advertising for both of their drinks.
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If there was a Grass VS Fire themed Splatfest, I would gladly join Marie's team for that one.
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What the fuck? "SEX WITH X" X actually has a name and it's Glenna Nalira, but I can't actually find out a source for it other than Danbooru says it is.
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>>128847036
>>128847147
>
>>128847142
>>128847137
I see splatfest salt has run out.
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>>128846915
being honest for the 6 gens on a personal level....

Charizard > the other 2. Not for nostalgia. Personal taste
Feraligtr/Typhlosion>meganium
Sceptile...Grovyle/Blaziken > marshstomp
Infernape > the other 2
Serperior > samawott > emboar
Chesnaught > Greninja > that...thing
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>>128847094
Does that mean no inklings in smash 5?
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>>128847043
Yep
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>>128846802
>Everyone goes Water or Fire by a landslide
>Elites choose Grass
>Marie finally gets a win thanks to overwhelming W/L from Grass players

I guy can dream.
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cherry coke vs. vanilla coke???

anyone?
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>>128847268
Okay Chestnaught is fine
because he's so damn sexy
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>>128847254
Only the originals matter you shitfuck.
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>>128847208
One brand suffers. Though it will obviously be a net profit for the company.
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>>128847237
>bringing up irrelevant shit
>i was on past anyway
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>>128847016
This >>128847208
Why else would Maruchan sponsor a Splatfest twice? Kirin and the other sponsors certainly weren't harmed.

>>128847043
Mah nigga. Water starters have never had a single shitty design.
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>>128847350
You nostalgia will deceive you. Dont trust it.
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>>128847350
>being a genwunner
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>>128847268
Best gen 6 starter for me. Greninja is great too. Delphox is...is...no comment.
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>>128847403
>>128847409
Shit taste. I don't even play Pokemon anymore and it's universal fact that everything after the first gen is crap.
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>>128847254
bitch you better hold up swampert can stomp out blaziken ive seen it happen. i havent mained swampert this long to be told i havent been winning
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>>128847232
X doesn't have a name.
That 'name' on danbooru is from Tumblr and is just fan created.
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>>128847358
It doesn't suffer. It just shows that they sell less of X than Y, but when the company owns both, they win no matter which one comes out on top. They also get a rough idea of how they should stock the two products around the agegroup. It can only turn bad if popularity is like 80% versus 20%, which just proves that most people hate one of the products, but that will never happen, even if we got Pepsi versus Crystal Pepsi cause hipsters would be like "Crystal sounds cool!" and side with it anyways.
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>>128847094
>N Zappers exist, meaning Splatoon clearly takes place in a universe where nintendo existed

>implying Inklings would not be arguing over which of the gen 47 starters is best
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>>128847254
oh wow 6 gens which means I can have a party of 6 different same type starters now.
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>>128847395
>Water starters have never had a single shitty design.
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>>128847395
>Water starters have never had a single shitty design.
Blastoise/Mega Blastoise, but aside from that you're right.
>still the only Pokemon that's more like a Digimon cause lol cannons
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>>128847485
but gen one was crap
So you're saying that the entire series is crap

Dont make me find and post the chart pointing out the problems in gen 1.
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>>128847541

>hating on the Mudkip line

I will stab you m8
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>>128847485
No. It's not. Gen 2 was a massive improvement and the games continued to get better until plateauing in balance and gameplay with Gen 4. Gen 6 is fucking dumbed down to hell though.
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>>128847263
Definitely will be, but there won't be Mario gear in Splatoon for instance.
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>>128847495
I never liked swampert's design. Mega swampert looks cool though.
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>>128847541
its water and ground. its like mud type. fire is weak against water, grass is weak against ground. its like a triple threat

yall niggers need jesus
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>>128847632
Find it, faggot. I'll be here waiting.
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>>128847541
Of all the designs, and you didn't pick Oshawott.
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>>128847708
oshawotts a cute
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>>128847632
I've seen it, it's all subjective bullshit.

>>128847664
Yes, improved by introducing a bumfuck of new Pokemon nobody wanted and shitting on what was a great bunch of games.
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>>128847682
>Grass is weak against ground

>he thinks grass types don't bend Swampert over and unleash the apocalypse on its asshole
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>>128847541
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>>128847632
>>128847694
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>>128847516
An 80 to 20 just means that a product is very unknown. I'm not saying the company suffers, just the losing product. which is expected just that in the grand scheme of things it doesn't matter because the company wins either way.
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>>128847541
Mega swampert is cool as fuck
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>>128847793
>Objective facts and numbers
>Subjective

Is this preemptive damage control?
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As much as I want Callie to keep winning we're already so bored with Splatoon we're talking about Pokemon. Marie needs to win one to liven things up.
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>>128847834
>Wow look at all these random mechanics that nobody ever used or were effected by
>These games must've been bad
Kill yourself.
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Guys, this isn't /vp/. Take it there.
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>>128847834
>responding
Everyone knows that Genwunners don't actually exist anywhere other than Facebook and YouTube comments.
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>>128847798
sceptile sure would win if it had the right moves because its faster. you can fix that shit if youre smart, i think mud shot was the one that slows opponents down, it might be some other one but still. you are saying no to a water type that isnt weak to electricity, its only fuckin weakness, and what are you takin it for, grass?
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>>128847541
>implying
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>>128847541
>not liking mudkip before that shitty meme
>>128847613
>not liking blastoise
>>128847680
>not liking swampert
>but you like mega swampert
Nigga wtf
>>128847708
I never understood the problem with Oshawott. Looked better than Tepig desu.
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>>128847968
>The damage control
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>Hilda Tier

Wartortle
Blastoise
Froakie
Frogadier

>May Tier
Ivysaur
Venusaur
Typhlosion
Feraligatr
Mudkip
Swampert
Serperior

>Leaf/Krys Tier
Cyndaquil
Blaziken
Torterra
Empolean
Dewott

>Dawn Tier
Delphox
Braixen


>Kotone Tier
Everything else
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>>128847674
>Won't be mario gear in splatoon
>Implying there isn't any already

the black pipe tee is definetly a mario inspired easter egg.
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>>128847834
>discussing design
>you bring up faggy game mechanics in a game that didn't even see competitive play
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>>128847953
I want to make Callie a cup of tea!
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>>128848115
you could also order it irl off editmode
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>>128847953
callie wanted to talk about /vp/ and you know i couldnt say no
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>>128848113
>Japanese names
get a load of this fucking weaboo
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>>128848113
>Hating Chestnaught

into the trash
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>>128847953
Splatoon 2 will include a squid brother and he will win every splatfest and feminists will become angry with splatoon
Screeen cap this post
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>>128848115
That's just it, eastereggs and mild references, but there won't be a straight up plumbers cap for instance
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>>128848146
Wait, you think the Gen 1 designs are good?
Yeah that Voltorb and dugrtio sure are great.
Yep.
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>>128848274
>wanting to wear a plumbers cap
why? its not even fresh
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>>128848027
Blastoise is fine, but his design is pretty shitty, especially the mega.
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>>128848167
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>>128848274
the devs were toying around with a FLUDD weapon from Super Mario Sunshine.
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>>128848087
>damage control
Not even. Most if not all of that shit goes unnoticed during a playthrough of the Gen 1 games. The only reason you would even consider moves like Swords Dance and Focus Energy in Gen 1 would be to win at Pokémon Stadium by importing your teams with the Transfer Pak.
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>>128848204
>You will never play Pokémon with Callie
>You will never be left gobsmacked when she trounces you with her ridiculuous power level and game knowledge
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>>128848342
i could go on and on but im not a genwunner. take your autism elsewhere please tyvm
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>88 favored rolls
>not one triple
Fuck you rng
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>>128848382
and then there's the brush weapons that could have also been inspired by shadow mario.
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>>128848468
I used swords dance in my first playthrough of pokemon red whenever I was in a big battle.
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We've got BRs, waifu betrayal, and a bit of edge.
Pretty good day in the salt mines if you ask me.
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>>128848115
It's a KOG (IRL brand) shirt so of course it's going to have something like that.
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>>128848580
....I think that its inspired by brushes.
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Marie is seriously cursed in NA
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I can see Splatoon adding in other franchise gear but not in their debut game.
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>>128848342
They look passable. Anyone who hates them is just ignoring the fact that EVERY Gen has it's fair share of awful designs.

>>128848349
>not liking a fucking heavy tank turtle
What are you, gay?
>>128848382
Lol devs literally forgot about Sunshine.
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>>128848829
Possibly, but the devs directly said they want to make sure Splatoon becomes its own monicker, unaffected by their existing brands.
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>>128848764
Blame NoA they are the ones who choose which theme goes to who. This one could easily have gone future vs past.
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>>128848915
n-zap
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>>128848829
>Splatoon 2 has Samus' Armor and arm canon
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>>128848556
Massive Dork Callie is my favorite headcanon.
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>>128848963
>He thinks the 10 year old splaying this game recognize a piece of equipment from the 1780's
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>>128848915
That's why it starts out this way. So people see it in its own light first instead of another Super Mario spin-off.
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>>128848963
That's a product, not a brand
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>>128849035
the funny thing is triple bomb range up is the rarest triple
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>>128849058

It's pretty damn good
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if anyone wants to use this instead of going for brand influence inky rider then this is up for offer
rolling away once the hour hits so be quick
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So, has anyone threatened to shoot up a school or bomb a public place yet?
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>>128849113
>1780's
kek. Funny how long Nintendo's been around. It's been a while since 1889.
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>>128848963
thats why we have like 200 variations of it right?
Nzap with rush never ever :(
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>>128849259
Some of you squids are alright. Don't go to Inkopolis tomorrow.
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>>128849259
Nothing to gain and everything to lose, there's really 0 reason to even consider it.
Greed is Good!
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>>128849259
None that I've seen for this Splatfest, but this one was just after Autobots vs. Decepticons
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>>128844335
>TaKe a ShiT N PiSS
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>>128849453
what OS does he use? Squidows 7?
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Keep? Already have a shirt that has SC+2dmg subs.
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>>128849730
>even remotely considering keeping it
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>>128848598
Oh hey I forgot one
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>>128849730
Cuttlegear has no brand influence, so unless there isn't something else you'd rather roll for it's worth keeping.
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>>128849868
Don't listen to this shitposter. There is a brand influence item with that combo. This is not worth keeping under any circumstances.
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>>128849837
>>128849939
I suppose I should keep aiming for quads.
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>>128850018
Slightly more tempting but I'm pretty sure there's another shirt with these stats
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>>128850245
Don't go for anything but the quad. Please.
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Hosting Squads again!

Any weapon/rank welcome.

NNID IAMUSORRY
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>>128850301
Aye aye capn.
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>>128850324
I guess everyone is tired today
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>>128850651
pastfans are rollscumming
futurefans are demotivated
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As recovery from the fest, my brain now starts reading 'Callie' as 'Marie'
So I read everything as Marie's compliments and fan mail.

my Diabeetus from salt is killing
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>>128850853
i think i should be doing that too
I have 173 of those things
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>>128850853
going to bed now after doing about 8 rounds of 43 rolls. def getting that quad tomorrow or im gonna kill myself
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just rolled this, keeping it for about an hour before i'm rolling it away
get it while it's hot
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>>128850973
Damn, you've got some patience. I can hardly get above 30 rolls without getting some new gear. At 44 now and I'm scumming.
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Does anyone have a quad damage up piece of gear that isn't the ika top that I could order?
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>>128851102
I usually only use my snails to add slots to my gear
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>>128850929
Callie is shit tier, Marie is the best squid
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Why did Tumbrl suddenly jumped all over this game and to fuck it all in the future team? Seriously, I saw fellow futurefags doing some of the most stupid shit I have ever seen in any videogame
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>was drunk shitposting in /co/ for Toonami General
>come back here after the block
>acquire 18 snails
>48 total
Welp... ok.
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I want to have marital sex with Marie
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>>128851495
Tumblr play this game, you just don't see them because they're all in turf war and don't play for hours and hours on end.
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>>128851820
Or if they do play ranked, they are usually in solo queue between C- and B+.
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>>128851495
they need some break after their daily 3rd run of undertale
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why is splatfest so rigged
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>>128850324
that's hot
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>>128852208
kids
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>>128845091
>Watch as they only do this as they decide to drop the multiplier.
Salt enough to fill the oceans.
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>>128849730
>again
Fuck this shit. First roll too.
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>Obligatory Dead Game statment for the sake of comic relief and to engage discussions about how this game is not dead and why it is really dead
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>>128853049
discord
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so did anyone else have to fight their own team? Match making just said fuck it and I fought another future team...

Does that just result in no net gain for the team?
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>>128853049
Its going to be dead in like 12 hours.
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>>128853105
Usually popular teams get stuck fighting themselves because they have fewer opponents. Their wins don't count for the overall score either, so those matches are a complete waste of time.
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>Knockout
>+10 points

>Lose by 1
>-12 points
I hate this game.
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>>128851685
Human Woomies just look scary.
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GG IAMUSORRY
great matches
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>>128853412
>not being S
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>>128853594
Thanks for playing, mate! You did great
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>>128842475
I want to taste Callie.
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>>128853668

What do you think she tastes like?
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>>128853643
you too
hope to play with you again
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>>128853818
Licorice, sugar, blackberries, and the ocean.
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>>128853818
>>128853898
I bet she taste like salt
hugging Marie must have its consequences
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Sex!
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>>128853865
I'm actually not iamusorry
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>>128844029
why the fuck is ron weasley trending
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>>128853984
dont worry sosa/walter
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>>128853818
I wish Callie would suck on my head...
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>>128847501
i wonder why they left that in.
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Roommate came back blackout drunk and can't even talk. Just wanted to rollscum. This piece of shit is gonna make me take care of him, cause I don't want him to die in my fucking house.
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>>128853956
When you love her that much, gaining an aftertaste is a small sacrifice.
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>>128853818
Squid
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Back up to B. Hopefully I can stay there this time.
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>>128854496
Squid made out of permanent marker, because ink, y'know
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>>128843469
noice
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>>128844076
yeah we all know she enjoys it
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>>128854173
Secks him
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>>128855608
No thanks.
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Should I buy the physical DLC?
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>>128855818
Plowing Octolings with a Roller was very enjoyable, unsure of the other two.
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>>128855710
Arrange things so that it looks like you secksed him.
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''It's okay, Anon.
No, really, I don't mind
if you cum on my tentacles.
I'm really here for you, Anon''.
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>>128855818
They dont add too much to the game in general, only 3 armor sets, 3 minigames the jukebox is awesome , 3 weapons and some money, but if you found them for a good prize go for them, they are very detailed in amiibo standards plus they are probably going to be the only splatoon merch available without importing
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Stop fucking taunting me.
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>>128856119
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Does anyone have the White Layered LS? Don't care about abilities, just want the shirt
nnid carrotze
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>>128844076
Never mind the fact that she's tied up, naked, has a chain around her neck, has probably been fucked nonconsensually a few times, has a spike that'll go through her gullet if she lets her head down; but if she looks sad?
No, no, that is TOO far.
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>>128856571
Forgot image
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hosting squad
NNID TheListerMister, join Jalen or Andoo-Shoe

>>128856571
i have it, if you want i can wear it for a match so you can order it
i think i have you added already
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>>128856278
Unf, thats a splatling coat
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>>128854173
He fucking peeing on the chair in the living room. This motherfucker.
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>>128857071
carve a dick into his dick
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>>128856571
>>128856661
>still no image
>>128856685
>squad full
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>>128857071

Kick the fucker out
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>>128857071
>not peeing with him so that he won't feel as awkward the next morning
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>>128857185
very sorry man, if nobody helps you after a while i'll give you the shirt
just don't want to be rude to the three that joined
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>>128857270
you're cool I understand
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>mfw the French are waking up
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>playing with Japs in rainmaker

kill me
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>>128857185
>>128856571
ive got it too, would you mine helping me to orderscum a shirt though? trying to get 3 QSJ on my olive ski jacket, ive got 2 and an ink recovery so far. just orderscum until you can buy one with the 2 QSJ and an empty slot, then ill buy it back from you.
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>>128857772
Sure thing. Are you nice ass?
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>>128857772
>QSJ with Revon
I never thought of that; theoretically you could jump back to spawn whenever you left combat, and jump back to Teammates that are in the thick of things, as well as find out where the enemies are.
Because fuck walking.
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>>128857243
>>128857191
>>128857181
I don't really care so long as he doesn't die.
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>>128858058
You're a good friend
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When I first heard "woomy" I assumed from the "art" I saw in these threads that it was because they were all little girls and if you stuck your dick in them, you'd hit their womb really easily.

Then I found out it was just a thing they said when you Booya'd and wondered what this place has done to me.
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>>128858283
I like your explanation better.
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>>128858265
I'm gonna give him so much shit for peeing on the chair once he's better. Never gonna live it down.
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>>128858283
It's funny because squids don't have wombs, because the females don't have genitals
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>>128858461
Then how do they reproduce?
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Thanks, nice ass
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>>128857907
effing owned brotendo

gonna provide this too, just in case. like i said, dont worry about the last slot, ill get that myself. just have it be empty when i order it back.
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>>128858608
Extrernally; they spit out eggs through ports near their throats which the males then fertilize

Basically Inkling reproduction would look like the Woomy vomiting in a bucket, then the Yebby jizzing on it
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>>128858724
the wonders of nature
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>>128858724
So the males still have dicks? Or do they jizz through their throats?
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Goddamnit spyke, I already have that
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>>128858801
Still beats Octopus; how that works is the male bundles up one his arms with sperm, rips it off, and literally impales the female with it
Then he dies
And that's why there are no male Octolings
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>>128858932
male octolings would exist, just not as soldiers like the females
their role in breeding is far more important than being another low ranking soldier
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>>128858932

It's funny how octopuses are very intelligent, but everything about their reproduction and metabolism is complete retard-tier
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>>128858849
No they have still those
Albeit it turns out some species of squid follow the same parterns as Octopus, where they must impale the female with the penis so she lays her eggs pre-fertilized

Also despite the game mechanics, only Octopus are able to change their gender if needs be
Squids can't do that
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>>128859079
>A species that reproduces through throat fucking
I can get into that.
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I know for 100% fact they made all the god tier equipment look fucking ugly and shitty, I'm very mad at Nintendo right now and I'm thinking of writing them an e-mail about it
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>>128859335
Well near the throats, not in the throat itself
You'd need to go through her gullet because, you know, razor sharp beak teeth
It's okay though; squid heal really well
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>>128858932

Female octopuses die in reproduction too- they starve to death protecting their eggs
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>>128859597
Shit; I hadn't heard that one
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>>128859404
>write a strongly worded email from a nobody who is kind of angry about a trivial part of a video game
i mean if you really want to
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>>128859631

I think most squids die after reproducing too, but not for the same reasons. Squids are generally tougher but dumber than octopus
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>>128859597
I trust the Octarians wouldn't have the nerve to leave their elites in batshit nowhere to guard eggs they could've cared for themselves.
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>>128858932
So, Octavio is a virgin?
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>>128860089
That ties into the games overall lore too; Octopus may be smarter and more advanced, but Squids are the superior fighters
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>>128859754
Slavery didnt end just by shitposting about it
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>>128860331
No, but that would've been cool.
Abraham Lincoln making tons of furious, poorly-written letters and posting them around the country.
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>>128860497
While secretly being Australian
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>>128861001
Can't exactly imagine an Australian that would want racism to stop.
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>>128861074
Distant relative of an Aborigine, maybe?
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>>128860282
He's a DJ, of course he's a virgin.
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>>128861281
>us
>related to those fucked up stuck in the past petrol sniffers in any way
good one
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>>128848167
Seems more like an Espresso kind of girl.
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>>128862376
>Not saying you identify as indigenous so the government gives you free benefits
shiggy
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>>128862552
just because i hate those shitskins oesn't mean i'm not gonna abuse the fuck out of our retarded government giving them free shit
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>Powerful women in business suits
My shameful fetish.
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>>128863030
good shit
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Getting spanked by Marie!
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>>128863504
Yes!
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>>128863608
Is that cause Callie was naughty?
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