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I learned my lesson. Fuck which option I prefer or which one is better.
Side with Callie.
>YFW you picked past
Splatfest is boring
/ink/ is dead
Splatoon is dead
What's there to do anymore
why do you even need to win?
do you really need that many shells to cover for your lack of skill?
can we have RANKED splatfest now?
>Marie is this really necess... I mean I can't help it if my team wins each time.
>I... please not the taser...
This blows. Japan better win it for Marie.
No, just Marie.
Six losses in a row takes its toll on a squid...
>implying there's even a point anymore
This is how every Splatfest ends; posting and posting and posting.
>Can just stand there and watch Marie go full on Suicide Watch
We're gonna be stuck with only one squid sis by Splat2.
be honest senpai its not like it matters straight after splatfest
Cronvirus sounds like a cool dude.
Marie is a bitch, but Callie is Marie's bitch.
Can you believe that people actually prefer Marie?
>tfw I saw the Marie shitters coming and picked Past instead last minute
Unless /ink/ has some history buffs, who honestly cared about past versus future anyways? This was the perfect Splatfest to side with the better cousin.
What do you guys think of this gear for the new Hydra?
Also am I fresh
why do people care more about the idols themselves then the actual subject matter
Lay off anon. Splatoon is just every important to them!
>steven universe and undertale everywhere
WHAT'S EVEN THE POINT ANYMORE
EVERYTHING IS DEAD
EVERYTHING IS BORING
I'M GONNA DO IT /ink/ I'M GONNA MARATHON TOKU UNTIL MY BRAIN GOES NUMB
>who honestly cared about past versus future anyways?
Because going to the past gets you killed by a dinosaur or infection and going to the future has actual hover boards and sexy space aliens. On top of also having dinosaurs because of genetic engineering.
One is just better than the other, anon.
but the best waifu is MILKY WHITE INK PLAYER SQUID
Because the subject matter is only a third of the battle.
I actually like learning about history and find the prospect of going back in time very interesting.
Or maybe the future is bleak and polluted or ruled by some horrible aliens? Maybe there was a highly advanced ancient civilization or maybe people just prefer a simpler life? Maybe nobody cares, because it's a stupid topic to argue over when nobody lived in the past or knows what the future will hold?
Again, perfect Splatfest to side with the girl you prefer. Save waifuism for when the issues don't matter.
Shh shhh....it's gonna be ok...
boy, somebody's just left all this salt here...
yeah but luckily they're confined to their shitty generals, and /sug/ is banned when no episodes.
4chan doesnt provide a platform for you to base your identity around it and roleplay like a 12 year old.
There's a Callie counterpart.
I just don't like bans
And thank fucking christ for that.
I nearly didnt even play undertale because of how awful and revolting its fanbase is.
Thankfully I got into SU before the fandom started literally ruining peoples lives.
I almost feel guilty for even liking good things just because retards also happen to like them. Almost.
Marie has evolved past salt. She's just biding her time before ending it all.
>Callie looking sad
Get that out of my sight
the only reason a bad fanbase spoils some of the fun for me is because i enjoy being able to talk about it with other people without sperglords fucking it up by having me be labeled one by association
pre-prepared food like this makes me sad
Follow the cool rule, head to the Power Rangers wiki, check the list of Sentai and see which one looks coolest to you.
After that, head to /m/ and check /ssg/'s DDL or torrent list and see if what you want is there to download, and if it's not then just search up on google.
Avoid TV-Nihon unless they're the only sub group that have subbed what you wanna watch and you really wanna watch it.
Last dose of sodium
I guess tumblr is too triggered to post.
But that's the best kind!
After angry Callie and depressed Callie
Was one of my first too, when I still watched TV-Nihon videos that were uploaded onto Facebook.
It's a huge anniversary sentai, they're able to transform into past sentai teams and they brought back a ton of older sentai actors for showcase episodes and stuff like that, just a big old 35th year party.
So you may be a little confused, but it's not hard to follow.
Average episode length is 23 minutes for modern sentai, with the average episode number being 45-51.
Gokaiger has 51 episodes I believe.
So maybe a few days to a week if you marathon it, longer if you take your time.
Good luck Anon, Toku is really fun.
Isnt the problem that the themes are so imbalanced in the first place?
Shouldnt the point be to have themes that are of equal value?
Just inverting the problem doesnt solve anything.
>Burdening either sister with squibs is wrong
It's only fair for Callie to get her own 9 Splatfest streak of more popular themes.
Watch as they only do this as they decide to drop the multiplier.
1 snail. Keep? Have the exact same subs on admiral cap.
Well, I've already promised that if Callie gets seven in a row, I'll name my firstborn after her. So let's see.
If the team you choose is more popular you get more mirror matches, which don't count for the splatfest points.
The popular choices usually have more childrens and "noobs" on them so you end up paired with sandbags most of the time.
Because winning battles are the main thing that really matter in the end. Popularity isn't gonna get you wins when while the 6x multiplier for battle wins exists,
Popularity also leads to the issue of mirror matches which do not count and more new/bad players.
>straight shota with Callie
>not straight shota with Marie
Marie clearly would be the squid sister most into unequal relationships
Winning popularity isn't bad in and of itself. Skilled players boycotting the popular team is.
It's literally the best players all flocking to the same team for the easiest ride to victory.
Futurebros picked the future because they knew they'd lose. That's when you know you're a man of your word.
I'm in your corner. Calliefags a shit.
Also mirror matches count toward the individual player ranks, and most players call it after they reach King/Queen
So the team facing lots of mirror matches are contributing less wins to their team, and quitting the fest earlier
Marie is surely on several watchlists.
Also Callie is gayer than a very gay thing.
>Why were we beaten! If the future is better! I hate them !!!!
>Because we from the past were simply better and won more matches ;)
I imagine Marie hooking up with older men cause gold digging. Callie is the one who'd relate with squibs and enjoy teasing their energetic little bodies.
>having a headcanon that only one of the cousins is gay
Literally the worst headcanon I've heard yet.
But that's just assumption and someone has to be playing non-mirrors so all matches are even. Mirrors don't mean that it's an automatic loss. It just means someone else is playing. And what about EU and JP Splatfests where popularity also gets the win rate?
With the exception of being a landing platform for semen, Callie's as lesbo as they come
The ultimate negative of Mirror Matches.
Secondly, all this wasted time means more opportunity for dream team disconnects.
Thirdly, two dream teams battling each other mean that one will lose and that loss might be the one to cause the team to split up.
So much negatives for the popular team for no reward other than 1/6th popularity bonus.
>bring waifuism into Splatfest
I just pick the theme I like the most and ignore which squid sister is attached to it. Hell most of the time I side with Marie and I like Callie a hell of alot more.
>With the exception of being a landing platform for semen, Callie's as lesbo as they come
That really has nothing to do with sexuality
Coke and Sprite are the same company though; there's no way Coke and Pepsi would settle their rivalry through a squid sport.
>Coke vs sprite
>Not coke vs pepsi
I really want to cuddle Callie
Having or not having money already literally doesn't matter. The ones that are obsessed with material things will still seek out guys who are loaded to drain as much as they can from them too.
I want to punch Callie in the nose
say I'm sorry
>And what about EU and JP Splatfests where popularity also gets the win rate?
NA could do that too but it just requires the skilled players flocking to the popular team instead of away from it.
Fat chance of that happening though the meta is pretty baked right now. Mixing up the sister with the more popular theme is at least a start for shaking things up. But with the future refusing to change for months now, meh.
You all are fucking stupid
It should be Captain America vs Iron Man.
>Pointing out that you being autistic over something somehow makes me autistic
There's no way American companies would want to battle on Splatoon knowing you either win popularity so you know you have the biggest draw but then losing the fest and whatever bragging rights that entails for the other team. It would hurt a products brand within the same company the same way.
>there are people right here in this thread who would not choose water starters
Nintendo has made clear they want to minimize semblances to their other titles, but it would still be very one sided.
If it's just coke versus cherry coke, the company doesn't lose at all. They get valuable data over which product is more popular, and the Splatfest itself is free exposure/advertising for both of their drinks.
What the fuck? "SEX WITH X" X actually has a name and it's Glenna Nalira, but I can't actually find out a source for it other than Danbooru says it is.
being honest for the 6 gens on a personal level....
Charizard > the other 2. Not for nostalgia. Personal taste
Sceptile...Grovyle/Blaziken > marshstomp
Infernape > the other 2
Serperior > samawott > emboar
Chesnaught > Greninja > that...thing
Why else would Maruchan sponsor a Splatfest twice? Kirin and the other sponsors certainly weren't harmed.
Mah nigga. Water starters have never had a single shitty design.
It doesn't suffer. It just shows that they sell less of X than Y, but when the company owns both, they win no matter which one comes out on top. They also get a rough idea of how they should stock the two products around the agegroup. It can only turn bad if popularity is like 80% versus 20%, which just proves that most people hate one of the products, but that will never happen, even if we got Pepsi versus Crystal Pepsi cause hipsters would be like "Crystal sounds cool!" and side with it anyways.
>Water starters have never had a single shitty design.
>Water starters have never had a single shitty design.
Blastoise/Mega Blastoise, but aside from that you're right.
>still the only Pokemon that's more like a Digimon cause lol cannons
>hating on the Mudkip line
I will stab you m8
No. It's not. Gen 2 was a massive improvement and the games continued to get better until plateauing in balance and gameplay with Gen 4. Gen 6 is fucking dumbed down to hell though.
An 80 to 20 just means that a product is very unknown. I'm not saying the company suffers, just the losing product. which is expected just that in the grand scheme of things it doesn't matter because the company wins either way.
As much as I want Callie to keep winning we're already so bored with Splatoon we're talking about Pokemon. Marie needs to win one to liven things up.
sceptile sure would win if it had the right moves because its faster. you can fix that shit if youre smart, i think mud shot was the one that slows opponents down, it might be some other one but still. you are saying no to a water type that isnt weak to electricity, its only fuckin weakness, and what are you takin it for, grass?
>not liking mudkip before that shitty meme
>not liking blastoise
>not liking swampert
>but you like mega swampert
I never understood the problem with Oshawott. Looked better than Tepig desu.
>Won't be mario gear in splatoon
>Implying there isn't any already
the black pipe tee is definetly a mario inspired easter egg.
Not even. Most if not all of that shit goes unnoticed during a playthrough of the Gen 1 games. The only reason you would even consider moves like Swords Dance and Focus Energy in Gen 1 would be to win at Pokémon Stadium by importing your teams with the Transfer Pak.
>You will never play Pokémon with Callie
>You will never be left gobsmacked when she trounces you with her ridiculuous power level and game knowledge
We've got BRs, waifu betrayal, and a bit of edge.
Pretty good day in the salt mines if you ask me.
They look passable. Anyone who hates them is just ignoring the fact that EVERY Gen has it's fair share of awful designs.
>not liking a fucking heavy tank turtle
What are you, gay?
Lol devs literally forgot about Sunshine.
>Splatoon 2 has Samus' Armor and arm canon
Massive Dork Callie is my favorite headcanon.
if anyone wants to use this instead of going for brand influence inky rider then this is up for offer
rolling away once the hour hits so be quick
So, has anyone threatened to shoot up a school or bomb a public place yet?
Some of you squids are alright. Don't go to Inkopolis tomorrow.
Nothing to gain and everything to lose, there's really 0 reason to even consider it.
Greed is Good!
None that I've seen for this Splatfest, but this one was just after Autobots vs. Decepticons
Keep? Already have a shirt that has SC+2dmg subs.
Slightly more tempting but I'm pretty sure there's another shirt with these stats
Hosting Squads again!
Any weapon/rank welcome.
just rolled this, keeping it for about an hour before i'm rolling it away
get it while it's hot
Callie is shit tier, Marie is the best squid
Why did Tumbrl suddenly jumped all over this game and to fuck it all in the future team? Seriously, I saw fellow futurefags doing some of the most stupid shit I have ever seen in any videogame
>was drunk shitposting in /co/ for Toonami General
>come back here after the block
>acquire 18 snails
Fuck this shit. First roll too.
Usually popular teams get stuck fighting themselves because they have fewer opponents. Their wins don't count for the overall score either, so those matches are a complete waste of time.
What do you think she tastes like?
Licorice, sugar, blackberries, and the ocean.
When you love her that much, gaining an aftertaste is a small sacrifice.
''It's okay, Anon.
No, really, I don't mind
if you cum on my tentacles.
I'm really here for you, Anon''.
They dont add too much to the game in general, only 3 armor sets, 3 minigames
the jukebox is awesome, 3 weapons and some money, but if you found them for a good prize go for them, they are very detailed in amiibo standardsplus they are probably going to be the only splatoon merch available without importing
Never mind the fact that she's tied up, naked, has a chain around her neck, has probably been fucked nonconsensually a few times, has a spike that'll go through her gullet if she lets her head down; but if she looks sad?
No, no, that is TOO far.
NNID TheListerMister, join Jalen or Andoo-Shoe
i have it, if you want i can wear it for a match so you can order it
i think i have you added already
>still no image
ive got it too, would you mine helping me to orderscum a shirt though? trying to get 3 QSJ on my olive ski jacket, ive got 2 and an ink recovery so far. just orderscum until you can buy one with the 2 QSJ and an empty slot, then ill buy it back from you.
>QSJ with Revon
I never thought of that; theoretically you could jump back to spawn whenever you left combat, and jump back to Teammates that are in the thick of things, as well as find out where the enemies are.
Because fuck walking.
When I first heard "woomy" I assumed from the "art" I saw in these threads that it was because they were all little girls and if you stuck your dick in them, you'd hit their womb really easily.
Then I found out it was just a thing they said when you Booya'd and wondered what this place has done to me.
It's funny because squids don't have wombs, because the females don't have genitals
effing owned brotendo
gonna provide this too, just in case. like i said, dont worry about the last slot, ill get that myself. just have it be empty when i order it back.
Extrernally; they spit out eggs through ports near their throats which the males then fertilize
Basically Inkling reproduction would look like the Woomy vomiting in a bucket, then the Yebby jizzing on it
Still beats Octopus; how that works is the male bundles up one his arms with sperm, rips it off, and literally impales the female with it
Then he dies
And that's why there are no male Octolings
No they have still those
Albeit it turns out some species of squid follow the same parterns as Octopus, where they must impale the female with the penis so she lays her eggs pre-fertilized
Also despite the game mechanics, only Octopus are able to change their gender if needs be
Squids can't do that
Well near the throats, not in the throat itself
You'd need to go through her gullet because, you know, razor sharp beak teeth
It's okay though; squid heal really well
>related to those fucked up stuck in the past petrol sniffers in any way
Seems more like an Espresso kind of girl.
>Powerful women in business suits
My shameful fetish.