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Previous loop: >>128605068

SPHERICAL EDITION

>Steam
http://store.steampowered.com/app/242680/
>Wiki
nuclear-throne.wikia.com/wiki/
>Character Guides
http://imgur.com/a/dqJ3w
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Yung Cuz is game god
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Taking this opportunity to post my OC

this is like my second piece pls no bully
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>>128711062
>>128711073
Noted. Any other inputs for
>>128710642
?
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unpopular opinion:
i genuinely dislike golden xbow on yv
every one else its good but i just dont like it on yv
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>>128711476
I can see why, most enemies die from one shot from the crossbow, Pop pop and Brrrap especially waste ammo.
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>>128711475
Yeah, check the replies for
>>128703804
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>>128711412
literally me over half an hour ago
>>128711476
what about the golden AR or the golden shotty/slugger
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>>128711476
reminder that golden splinter gun > golden crossbow
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>>128711412
makes me think of "when you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back" for some reason, I wonder how far that hole goes
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Does anyone actually main Chicken or are they just into her for the ass and thighs
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>>128711549
That guardian with the airhorn kek

I drew mine after dying to one too.
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>>128711643
no, yes
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>>128711643
I think it's just the booty t b h
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>>128711643
I do because she's the closest thing to a meelee focused character i'll ever get
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>>128711828
>he doesn't main Eyes for melee
LOL
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>7 fucking snipers using big dog as a one-way mirror

ENOUGH
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Why aren't you maining the best and most versatile character?
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Real bad at the game, should I stick with fish until I git gud or should I just be playing random for maximum fun?
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>>128711896
I like the throw over the telekinesis sue me
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>>128712028
Because I always roll into the bullets
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>>128711784

>he can't niggerspeak
s︂︂m︂h t︂b︂︂h f︂︂a︂m
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>>128712028
>Fish
>versatile
Pick one.
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>>128712030
I sat on the Throne for the first time as Crystal, even though she isn't my favorite it was the easiest once I learned her.
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>>128712030
Play around with the characters you have unlocked and stick with the one you like the most and play them until you can loop, branch out into other characters afterwards
switch it up a bit and play your least favorite character every once in a while too
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>>128711549
The Skinny Guardians are pretty chill if you ask me, their shots move so slow. If you have a melee weapon they're pretty much useless.
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>>128711643
Chicken is fun but I don't like her passive
good luck finding a medic chest or getting Last Wish
but her active is dope, and the black sword sounds really dope
wished there was a golden sword
and uh
Rogue booty>Chicken booty
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>>128712030

don't play crystal too much

she's really not the best beginner character despite what you think and what people will tell you

seriously, i played crystal nonstop when i first played and i've developed so many bad habits in the game i wonder if i'll ever fix them
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>>128712372
You could allways try bloodlust and crown of life, i tried it and its functional
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How would the characters be changed if, for the mutants that it mattered for, when you got Throne Butt, the new Throne Butt active was assigned to a new button, and you kept the original?
For example, YV can Pop Pop and Brrrap.
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>>128712518
fish would be op
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>>128712518
inherent advantage over other characters/10
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What's the best non-energy melee and why is it the Wrench?
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Oh shit... oh shit...
I beat Lil' Hunter for the first time, Robot.
Oh shit... I'm at the throne.
Oh fuck.... do I try for Sit or try for loop?
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I just want visual changes to the characters when you choose ultra 1 or 2.
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>>128712245
I'mma stick with characters I have at least nearly beaten the Throne with
except Crystal
so, that means Chicken and Eyes
which sucks because Eyes is so OP when it comes to short ranged and melee weapons until you reach the throne
and Chicken is basically Hotline Miami, but can survive getting shot
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>>128712732
first time:
sit
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i can't wait to never use this crown again
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>>128712731
the guitar and black sword bruh
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>>128712731
Isn't the golden wrench better?
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>loop once with every character
>sit on the throne after

i don't like looping that much honestly
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>>128712732
sit cause you have a Smart Gun
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>>128712732
I don't know if it'll work, but try eating the hyper rifle after you kill the throne but before you sit on it for a prize.
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>>128712836
don't forget you need to get it on every other char too
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>>128712818
>>128712918
I failed.
Also, what the fuck is a Smart Gun?
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>>128712183
Name one loadout Fish can't use effectively.
You wanna meme around with a Super Plasma Cannon? Go for it.
Is melee more up your alley? Take this Guitar, it's free!
Feel like spamming bolts to your heart's content? You get two extra bolts on every ammo pickup, go wild!
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>>128712643
Obviously, more options means better play. But it's still an interesting idea.
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So, I have looped with Fish and Plant. What is the next logical step?
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>>128713169
Kill the IDPD captain.
Loop with everyone else.
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>>128713169
Eyes, Crystal, and Melting, in any order. Gotta git er done with the original 5.
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>>128713009
oh
that's a Hyper Rifle
RIP, shoulda gone for the generators and gotten rid of the Lighting Hammer
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>>128711643
I do, yeah
Never fapped to her either
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>>128713009
It isn't what you have, but Smart Gun is a gun that aims for you.
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right so i have golden machine gun as roids
do i keep it or take golden nade
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>>128713319
the absolute madman
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I NEED SONGS TO LISTEN TO WHILE PLAYING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doEwWzMz99A
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explain this to me: pre loop, had a crown, but no cursed weapons, no last wish, no nothing, but my crown vault was a level full of assholes with no way out, crown was just a bazooka.
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>>128713681
happens sometimes
vlam knows about it i think
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>>128713681
It's a glitch.
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>>128713681
It's an RNG based thing that can happen post-loop.
Basically a raided crown vault.
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>>128713580
this and gun godz soundtrack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2ZIdmfMc5o

hotline miami soundtrack + whatever else on this playlist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-_ks5lC7DQ&list=RDK-_ks5lC7DQ#t=2
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>>128713580
Hotline Miami 1 and 2 OST
GUN GODZ OST
never played Metal Slug before but Metal Slug OST
anything from Tyler the Creator
Undertale OST
Metal for when you get to 3-3 and so on
Mirror's Edge OST
Battlefield 3, 4, Hardline OSTs
Synthwave
last but not least, Jet Set Radio OST
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>>128713810
>preloop
>it happens post loop
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Rebel is the cutest mutant.
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>>128713580
Hotline Miami 1&2 OST
Jet Set Radio OST
Pendulum and The Prodigy, if you're into them
Gun Godz OST
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>>128714118
you mean Chicken, Melting, Eyes, and Horror?
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>>128713580
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlBnJ0egT_4
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>>128713580

Whitehouse - Why You Never Became A Dancer
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>>128713580
i got melting b with anime music playing so try that
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>>128713071
Heavy Revolver and Nuke Launcher
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>>128713580
Ragnarok OST.
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>>128714450
But that's a bad loadout anyway.
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>>128714335
>listening to nightcore and fake japanese women sing
don't make me go /m/usic elitist on you now
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hey this is shit tier drawfriend again and my hand still hurts but i will try and do some pixelated draws (in paint, mind you) tomorrow
goodnight, /ntg/
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>>128714621
i don't listen to nightcore though
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>>128714632
Draw the IDPD on break.
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>>128714538
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dErprldOKGw
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>>128714621
It's /mu/sic
I'm a /mu/ tripfag, so your post activated my autism
>>128714632
Plant doing something cool
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>>128714695
Son I'm warning ya'
Get that anime shit outta here
>>128714594
Heavy MG and Heavy Slugger then
>>128714632
draw pre-mutated Lil' Hunter
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I'm back. Any complaints as Skill Floors before I move onto ceilings?
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>>128714727
>what kind of break
also like, this isnt happening until tomorrow, im tired
and ill take requests tomorrow as well, but not tonight because ill probably forget
sorry friends, and again goodnight
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>>128714863
template?
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>>128714845
>Heavy Slugger
Literally the worst weapon in the game.

>>128714863
>Steroids being more difficult than anyone
DROPPED

>>128714930
Maybe sitting around a table, playing cards or something. If you don't wanna do it that's cool, the other requests sound funner anyway.
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I feel dumb for not realizing there was a new thread

I bought Super Crate Box for my Vita years ago and dropped it because it just wasn't my thing

After trying Nuclear Throne, should I go back and try it again?
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>>128714764
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ff_tu9UTW90
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>>128714984
Yeah, sure.
Knock yourself out, I could use some more input data.
>>128715018
>Steroids
Noted. I'm basing this on everyone else's opinions, thus far only 2 from last thread plus some arbitrary ones from the guy earlier.
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What should I set my freeze frames to?
Does it even matter?
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>>128715226
I think higher % freeze frames means better performance
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>>128714863
wouldn't this make more sense to have the characters on the bottom and the bars ascending starting from easy (1)
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>>128715204
I like filling out templates.
t. fish main
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>>128715645
>rogue
>harder than melting
>eyes
>not as easy as crystal
>not caring about the cute secret boys
what an awful chart
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>>128715353
This side is the skill Floor.
The skill Ceiling, I.E. how skilled you need to be max to maximise performance of a character.
On Floors, 0 is basically, smallest Noob while 10 is biggest Noob in this case.

Anyway, how skilled does each character need to be to reach their ceiling /ntg/?
More input on Floors welcome too, updating Template.
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Wew, I think I just got the worst 1-1 spawn. Literally just four bandits and a maggot, no canister.
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>>128715918
Assuming you're not using the active that much, I'd put rebel at a 7. Her passive is kookoo powerful, especially at lower skill levels where you're more likely to take damage.
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Thoughts?
we afterbirth now
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>>128716213
sounds interesting, but IMO it should stick to the original 5 in terms of the picture.
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>>128716213
Without burning veins you could accidentally trap yourself for a bit.
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>somehow die to a raven
>no ravens nearby, i even idled at the death screen for a bit to see if a hidden one would pop up, and it didn't
>no projectiles on screen at all
>yet i still somehow died by a raven

???????????????????????????
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post your face when shielder
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>>128716213
>>128716365
Yeah vlambo is pretty specific about the mutants that show as mutation choices, other than ultras
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>>128715918
If you're taking ratings for ceiling

Fish: 5
Crystal: 1
Eyes: 4
Melting: 9 when going for B, 6 otherwise
Plant: 4
Y.V.: 4
Steroids: 2
Robot: 5
Chicken: 5
Rebel: 8 if using the active, 3 otherwise
Horror: 4
Rogue: 7
Spooks: 8
Frog: 8
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>>128716451
>playing Rogue
>two shielders spawn in 2-1
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>>128716451
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>>128711784

Okay I am all for chicken lewds but the middle bottom drawing just looks fucking retarded her lower half is at least 4 times the size of the rest of her body and it's all weird and angular.

Looks like she has some gigantic fucking shoulders.
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>>128715867
Melting isn't that hard, you can literally delete bullets. You don't actually get hit pre-loop as Melting, do you?
He's reliant on getting key mutations to do well. If you get to level Ultra without Throne Butt or Hammerhead you may as well restart.
Rogue has to deal with IDPD bullshit on every level, her blast armor can work against her in that it can destroy cover, and half the time Portal Strike canisters don't even spawn.
Eyes ' active is a double-edged sword on levels with contact enemies, but Crystal's shield doesn't affect those enemies like telekinesis does.
The method to play as Frog is so convoluted that I don't see the point in bothering and I've never gotten the opportunity to get to Skelly as Melting.
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so any other anons have nuclear throne the only thing keeping them from suicide
me too
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>>128716451
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>>128716968
imagine the size of tasty drumsticks though
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>>128716968
What are you saying, anon
That isn't her ass
She got shotgun shoulders
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today I learned the Nuke Launcher will one-shot Lil Hunter

this was a good day

also how far did you all get on the weekly? I made it to loop frozen city, that's the farthest I've gotten ever.
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>>128716365
>>128716501
i think it'd be fitting to have the other mutants be featured on mutations in a WoTL-esque update
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>>128714863
>>128715204
>>128715645
>>128715918
>>128717385
oh
you can loop on the weekly
I-I knew that
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>>128715204
t. fregg
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Does anyone think that Vlambeer could handle a DLC expansion of Nuclear Throne?
I mean we all witnessed Binding of Isaac.
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I just the Technomancer for the first time as Eyes with a Lightning Hammer
Holy fug, if you didn't have a melee, how do you not run out of ammo?

Even with Rabbit Paw, the freaks didn't drop a whole lot and even with 2 ammo weapons, I'm not sure how it goes
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Well, I'm hot blooded, check it and see.
I got a fever of a hundred and three.
Come on baby, do you do more than dance?
I'm hot blooded, I'm hot blooded!
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>>128717850
Lucky shot
It is underrated, especially during that fight
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>>128716187
>>128716518
Noted.
>>128717549
>>128717664
Appreciated. Will synthesize all the data later.
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>>128718136
>frog skill ceiling that high

He can't use hammerhead and is therefore the worst character, despite being the cutest
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>>128717825
okay but a full expansion would fuck up a lot of stuff in the game already, unless it was all side content
The only thing I could think of would be
>Side levels
instead of going through the scrapyard for example you could do something in the desert or sewers that led to another set of 3 levels. With its own unique enemies and boss
>new characters
but they would have to either be unlocked from default, or unlocked through doing things in the side content. Since there's nothing more they could do with the default game in regards to unlocking shit.
>C skins
again, either unlocked by buying the DLC or doing things in the side areas.
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>>128716213
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>>128718248
it's cam·ou·flage
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>>128711210
Does this game get updated anymore or is it finished?
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>>128713580
https://youtu.be/5Tx5pnyPR-A
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>>128718248
I don't know, feels a little pointles for some reason
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>Just double-looped using explosive weapons the entire way without boiling veins

get fucked boilfags, you don't need that crutch.
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>>128718612
I would be down to have these as another set of upgrades that drop from bosses/gold enemies randomly. The pool of upgrades would have to be big though so it doesn't get boring or something to count on.
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>>128718658
Gee, shame you didn't take it, maybe you could've triple-looped.
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>getting fucked in L1 7-1 by ridiculous spawns
I actually fucking hate the near necessity of Hammerhead sometimes
I can't be expected to have a Super Plasma Cannon to clear 7 fucking dogs within the first 5 seconds EVERY run
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>>128718136
Melting is not that hard to use give me a fucking break. Once you get used to how his active works it's a cakewalk.
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>>128718248
oh,
that would be OP combined with Euphoria
>>128718248
>>128718612
is a mutation that revives you shortly upon death upon too OP? it would obviously be one-time use only, no recharging or anything
I think J E W would be cool with that, it's possible to have 1/0 HP with Melting if you don't have Rhino Skin and have Strong Spirit and get Detachment, you're fucking invincible if you get shot but die in the next level
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I thought Horror was easist character to play
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>>128719137
He's basically a "vanilla" character until you get Throne Butt or your ultra.
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Okay.

Due to how the game works, isn't Back Muscles a side buff?

I mean, more max ammo is great. But it can also mean much less medkits.
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>>128719137
That's Crystal, anon.
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>>128719297
Hey is Butt good for Horror? I've never taken it

We should have a list telling us which characters to take Butt on
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>>128719137
Was. The beam is a little more finicky now and shitties are too ascared about loosing them rads :^)
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>>128719297
getting one extra mutation choice on level up is insanely good though so i wouldn't say it's very vanilla
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You guys know how Eyes has a backstory but can't share cause he has no mouth?
Can't he just grab a pencil, or even a stick and write his story?
Someone's gotta ask JW about this.
>>128719382
No?
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>>128719483
>pencils in the wasteland
Sandwriting might work, but such a long tale would probably take up a stupid amount of time/space. That, or literacy died when the world did.
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>>128719483
Pretty much anything that wasn't metal got nuked.
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>>128719382
you do know that ammo drops don't stop when you're maxed out right?
all back muscle does is increase your cap, everything still drops the same
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>tfw crystal main
>tfw all these skill floor and skill ceiling posts shitting on crystal's potential

You fucking scrubs just dont know how to use Crystal right
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>>128719483
Trashtalk doesn't have a written form.
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>>128719597
Rogue is arguably the only person in camp with the possibility of owning a pen and some paper.
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>>128719597
Steroids could try teaching Eyes how to write in Trashtalk
If Steroids can predict Armageddon, pump himself up with steroids, and then I'm assuming go into stasis, Steroids can teach someone how to write.
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>>128719398
Butt on Horror makes it so that you heal 1 HP for every 1.5 seconds you use the beam consecutively, which is surprisingly useful once you've looped.

>>128719423
Is it really a good thing? I don't think it is, because usually 4 mutation choices will provide you with at least one good mutation anyway.
With 5 mutations, the only thing I've noticed is that it makes difficult choices even more difficult.
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If I ever watch someone playing, they tend to open every red chest they see instead of waiting for big ones;
is this really the better call?
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why is save editing not working correctly

what the fug
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>>128719919
I think you get a higher pay out for waiting.
But is it worth getting sniped by Horror offscreen?
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>>128720020
I didn't say waiting for radiation canisters, boss
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>>128719989
Turn off Steam Synch by right clicking the game in your library and going to properties.
This will also fix a bunch of glitches people are having.
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>>128719919
It depends on what kinds of weapons you get.
If you have a loadout that you're confident with it's probably better to wait for big red chests, but if you're getting nothing but disc guns and screwdrivers you want to open more red chests.
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>>128719696
then what about English
Steroids surely knows English
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>>128720101
Ah shit, I misread it as radiation chests.
Waiting on weapon chests adds a 25% probability on a big chest appearing.
It's your call, man.
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>>128720107

it IS off

i'm not sure what the problem is but cgld always reverts back to normal
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>>128720187
No one speaks or reads English anymore.
>>
New weapon idea:
>Swiss Army Knife
Think a screwdriver, but with multiple strikes that give it more covering/range like a Shovel.
>>128720292
No idea then.
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>>128716968
Is this a little better anon?
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>>128719672
No, see drops depend on however much ammo you have out of the vanilla max. If you have high ammo in both guns.

If you have less than 20% ammo on both guns, you have more than 10 times the chance of a pickup dropping than if you have more than 60% ammo on both guns (10.666... times as much). This also affects HP drops which are just ammo drops that have been converted into HP drops via (% HP lost*0.5)%.

So if you have Low ammo and low HP your chances of getting HP drops are astronomically higher than if you had low ammo low HP. Seeing as it uses the vanilla max, Back Muscles can sort of fuck you over.
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>>128720525
Okay I made a few mistakes writing that up I'm just gonna fix it.

No, see drops depend on however much ammo you have out of the vanilla max.

If you have less than 20% ammo on both guns, you have more than 10 times the chance of a pickup dropping than if you have more than 60% ammo on both guns (10.666... times as much). This also affects HP drops which are just ammo drops that have been converted into HP drops via (% HP lost*0.5)%.

So if you have Low ammo and low HP your chances of getting HP drops are astronomically higher than if you had High ammo low HP. Seeing as it uses the vanilla max, Back Muscles can sort of fuck you over, and I'm wondering if it's EVER worth it to pick it up.
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What's the synergy of Rabbit Paw with Heavy Heart + Crown of Guns?
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What did he mean by this?
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>>128720937
>vanilla max
So that means back muscle doesn't affect it?
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>>128721090
Rabbit paw with crown of guns is virtually useless.
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>>128720393

oh what the fuck now my save's wiped

goddammit

i even brought back an old one and it's still doing the same shit
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>>128720525
no
it doesn't
Back Muscle doesn't change anything other than your max ammo
"The game still uses normal capacity values to check how much ammo percentage you have and to calculate the pickup drop rate." - wiki
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Do pop weapons benefit from recycle gland?
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>>128712968
why
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>>128721526
cheevo
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>>128721176
Yeah, so it's 11 for all 55 ammo guns regardless of whether you have Back Muscles or not.

Also I was wrong on the HP calculations it's 0.66 not 0.5

>>128721289
Nigga READ.
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>>128721513
All bullet weapons.
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>>128721513
No
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>>128721204

goddammit

i just wanted a golden wrench on eyes

why did this have to happen
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I don't need help choosing, I just thought it was neat that I finally got a choice between mutations that all use the same character
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>>128721513
Nah, but they do for Shotgun Shoulders.

It's annoying cause they'd be really good with Shoulders + Gland if they could use both.
>>
>>128721204
>>128721676
Are you SURE it's off anon?
I know that sounds condescending but check to make sure this sounds like that's what is messing it up.
The only other thing I think this could be is that you accidentally fucked up the save file while editing it and the game threw a shit fit.
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>>128721717
I've got that a few times.

Second Stomach LITERALLY every time.
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>>128721952
IIRC, I chose Gamma Guts
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Only Steroids' B-skin is left
Rebel post-loop is annoying because you basically aren't allowed to spawn allies until you deal with the IDPD, can't risk a Shielder reflecting everything back at you
>>
goodnight, /ntg/.
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>>128722169
Sleep tight, pupper
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>>128722068
You're a madman.
A MADMAN!

>>128722169
sleep tight, pupper
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Hardest character for you to use?


Rouge
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>>128722130
do reflected ally shots hurt you?
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>Robot with Crown of Guns and Heavy Heart
>game turns into a matter of picking up a weapon, firing it until it's empty, then eating it and picking up another weapon
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>>128721717
>This happened to me earlier today with Fish
It was not pretty.
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>>128722321
what is this, sonic
>>
>>128722321
>Rouge
This triggers my autism.

Eyes for me.
Haven't figured out how to use his active effectively and I don't usually go for melee.
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>>128722450
Yup. Allies will target Shielders regardless of whether or not they're shielding. Which sucks.
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>>128722493
The IDPD spam way too much for me man
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>>128722727
just melee their portal m8
>>
Minigun with no Accuracy
Or Pop Gun WITH shotgun shoulders?

I'm going into cursed crystal.
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>>128722891
Minigun.
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>>128722321
Melting
I can not for the life of me learn how to use his active effectively
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>>128721882

i got it fixed

apparently it was reading a .sav location outside the appdata folder for....??????
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>>128722321
It's hard to use a character that isn't in the game, anon.
Also, I am EXTREMELY sorry for making this.
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>>128723147
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>>128722926
Thanks tbqh family.

There were times I could walk. I miss those
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>>128723147

hot
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>>128723147
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>>128723147
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
keked so fucking hard I accidently spat on myself
well memed, friend.
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So I found a laser sword for the first time and I put down my Golden Laser Pistol for it. Using it and a super crossbow, but I came across a cursed lightning cannon. Tempted to take it before the Lil Hunter fight. Should I? Also wondering if I should pick back up my GLP.
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>>128723523
Heck no, you're set with Super Crossy and Energy Sword.
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>>128723523
Lightning weapons are pretty bad, generally. Keep what you've got, and good luck.
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>>128723581
I guess there comes a time when a man has to put down his shiny pew pew shooter and use big man toys...Thanks guys. Here I fucking go.
>>
>>128718462
>>
Is t here any benefit to going to the Jungle other than unlocking Chicken?
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>>128723741
ok, thanks
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>>128723995
Reroll last wish but that's all
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>>128723995
Basically a free last wish
>>
YOU CAN CHOOSE YOUR FAVOURITE CHARACTER AND ALL OF HIS MUTATIONS

WHAT DO YOU CHOOSE?
>>
>>128724168
R O B O T
O
B
O
T
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>>128724231
Bear in mind you can't choose Heavy Heart unless you choose the prerequisites if you choose this lil nigga(or otherwise), otherwise you have free choice over whichever 8 muties you want.
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>>128723995
It's the coolest level but no
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>>128724414
Honestly they should make it not skip 5-2.

Then it would be WELL worth it.
>>
>>128724350
That's dumb so I choose ROGUE

>>128724541
What if it skipped to 7-1?
>>
oh
I just bought a bunch of Mello Yello and it's the same green as the radiation is in-game
cosplay anyone?
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>>128724168
my nigga fryg
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>>128724168
M E L T I N G
E
L
T
I
N
G
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hey anons
im not feelin too good mentally, anyone wanna hook me up with some happy nuclear throne pictures
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>>128725298
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>>128725298
>MFW I USE PORTAL STRIKE ON MYSELF
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>tfw
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>>128725298
>>
>Patch comes out
>Bandits get a change
>They are still retarded as shit
>But they actually precisely aim at you

Would this be a good or bad thing?
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>>128725709
Good but boring
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>>128725671
>git gud
Nice!
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I want to unlock frog :(
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>>128725671
kek

This is my wallpaper rn
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>>128725965
on my main computer that's the bg, but im on minicomputer and it's this
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>played for 70 hours
>still don't know what Fish's active is

Why doesn't the game tell you this?
>>
>>128726187
Fish can roll
>>
Okay Big Bandit never showed up on 1-3 has this happened to anyone else?
>>
I hope they buff the Flare Gun. The damage/rate of fire is just pitiful right now.
>>
>>128724168
Chicken
Boiling Veins
Rhino Skin
Strong Spirit
Long Arms
Throne Butt
Hammerhead
Bloodlust
Plutonium Hunger
Determination
guaranteed to get the Black Sword if I leave Chicken's sword
hope I'd get something like the Lighting SMG or the Gattling Bazooka, maybe the Energy Hammer
>>
>>128726420
He get's stuck in the wall and dies.
>Pro: you don't have to fight Big Bandit
>Con: you miss out on rads
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So uh, this thing followed me home.
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>>128726575
Ya, kinda disappointed.

First 3 mutations have been Rhino Skin, Second Stomach and Bloodlust.
Now I just want Heavy Heart (4 muties) and maybe Boiling Veins or Hammerhead.
>>
>>128726630
Nuclear Throne weapon mod for Doom when?
>>
>>128726575
Oh man this general is back
I remember we tried to start it around the time YV got that frame thing which increased his firerate, but there wasn't enough interest so the general just died.
Glad to see this game getting attention and OC
>>
>>128724168
YV
>Bolt marrow
>Rabbits paw
>Second Stomach
>Plutonium hunger
>Impact Wrists
>Hammerhead
>Bloodlust
>Rhino Skin
>Throne Butt
>Back2Bizniz
Literally the only thing I loop with.
>>
I'm gonna see how far I can get with Steroid and two screwdrivers

wish me luck
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>>128727146
Godspeed, you madman.
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>>128726796
A couple of years, minimum
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>>128727146
see if you can get double jackhammer
it's basically an automatic screwdriver
PS what happened to that shit drawfriend that said he was gonna draw some pixel art of NT?
We're waiting.
>>
>>128727218
I died almost immediately in Y.V.'s Mansion

I'm gonna try it again
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>>128725298
>>
>>128724168
Crystal

>Scarier Face
>Bloodlust
>Bolt Marrow
>Open Mind
>Plutonium Hunger
>Rhino Skin
>Strong Spirit
>Back Muscle
>Impact Wrists
>Barricade

Fucking unstoppable tank.
>>
>>128727306
he said he was going to sleep, plus the dude hurt his hand when he was cooking
>maybe read and dont be so demanding
>>
Is Heavy Heart GUARANTEED to come up after taking 3 of the prerequisite Mutations?

pls be honest, this could score me a scot free free mutation, I'm lvl 8 with Patience, have Bolt Marrow and Energy Weapon mod, am praying for Long Arms, and I'm on 5-1 lvl 8.

I'm planning on taking Heavy Heart lvl 9 anyways, so if it's guaranteed to pop up I may as well take Destiny.
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Anons, Im going to fight the cap'n.
Which one do I choose? Im at Throne 2 right now.
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>>128727472
Think so. It seems implied by the wiki.
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>>128727531
Scarier face, less ammo wasted on the desert and headquarters
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>>128727531
Scarier Face
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>>128726630
Well, they are loyal
>>
>>128727472
yes but I think you have to take it or it's gone if it shows
>>
>>128727653
>>128727702
Doesn't matter. Tele sword faggot 1 hit me.
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>>128727630
>>128727747
Das it mane
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>>128727792
learn 2 dodge :^)
>>
>>128727630
>>128727747
>>128727829
DAS IT MANE
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>>128727829
>the auto crossbow
I believe in you anon
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>>128728043
CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT
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>>128727829
I'm counting on you
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>best wep drops of the entire run are melee
>no long arms

send help
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>>128728043
>>128728406
Lads full disclosure:

This was NOT the ideal run to test out my "Surely the Throne exploding cannot kill you?" theory.

But I'm on my way back for you, keep believing.
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>>128729332
i never did stop.
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>>128729332
you will forever have my encouragement.
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be COMPLETELY honest with me

do i have a chance in hell? i don't plan on looping, i just wanna finally taste victory.
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>>128729550
You've already lost.

Fear is the mindkiller
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>>128729332
ffs anon...
I tested that at a bad time too, you could have asked.
>>
>>128729632

i believe in myself honestly, i just wanna see the second opinions of others

should i swap anything out?
>>
>>128729743
maybe lightning hammer for one of the nade launchers, either one really even tho toxic is ass, but just to have range instead of only-close-up
>>
>>128729871

that's a flak cannon on the ground anon
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Be honest, should I just reset my data?
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>>128730009
>they look similar but my messup is excusable nontheless
well off to go kill myself, sorry anon
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i...walked into the beam trying to get a medkit.

i'm disappointed in myself.
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>>128730161
damn son
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>>128730161
nah dude! youll get there eventually! i beleive in you!
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>>128730161
JUST
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>>128730161
Should we tell him that he should stop playing Melting?
>>
>>128730535
one day I will beat the Throne
>>
So what's your favourite Hotline Miami theme to play while playing Nuclear Throne?
Mine's Sexualizer.
>>
>>128730161
Damn, you haven't even seen the throne yet.
What are you having trouble with?
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>>128730729
see, that's more like it.
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>>128730161
The road to the Throne is paved with death, keep at it!
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>>128730714
If anything, I should START playing as them more
>>128730795
oh no I've seen the Throne before
and honestly I'm not sure
>>
whoza gun god???????
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Should I drop the wrenches, or keep trucking on hoping I get health early?
>>
>>128731889
>Already used your Wish
Sweet jesus, man.
>>
>>128731889
S T E R O I D S N E V E R R E S T S
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>>128731970
Don't judge me ;_;
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I'm okay with the bullet hell.

But fuck is bullshit teleporting.
>>
>>128732043
I-isn't that venomous? He's holding it in his bare hand
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>>128732160
nope, paracentrotus lividus, or purple sea urchins (and most sea urchins) arent actually poisonous. considering the fact that this man is holding it it's blades are probably dull, or he's experienced in holding sea urchins. but dont worry, the man's fine, they dont hurt (much)
>>
>>128732043
>>128732415
Considering you can see the actually dulled tips, yeah... they're completely rounded.
>>
>>128731062
Well I guess I can give you a tip for when you are up against the Nuclear Throne.
Having a melee weapon for the fight will make it quite a bit easier. This is because you can destroy the big green orbs before they explode, and for me those are most annoying things to dodge.
So pretty much all you have to do is focus on is dodging the stream of bullets the Throne shoots and prioritise destroying those big green orbs. When there aren't any orbs flying at you, you can shoot at the throne or even get up close and personal with your melee weapon.
>>
>>128732571
ok well i shouldve used the term sharp loosely because they dont have to be sharp to still hurt like shit
>>
>>128732415
here's a neat fact: they use their teeth to move sometimes
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>>128732698
I do agree there. A sea urchin extending it spines, even a little, can hurt like a mother fucker, considering the bastards are made to never move without a proper current.
>>
>>128732817
well, they have spines they use as feet. so they can. theyre just super slow. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bx6uZvaETTE
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>>128732996
Sea urchin assassins in Oasis when?
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welcome to Sea Urchin General or /sug/ if you will
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>>128733082
yo thats a good idea
they could be like the snowtanks but not as like powerful
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>>128733164
SEA URCHIN SNOWBOTS
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>>128733161
videogame based on sea urchins when
>>128733206
they could be like slower snowwolves
>>
>>128733161
>/sug/
>>>/trash/
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sea urchin bskin for fish is a good idea
>>128733310
fucking pig, sea urchins are far from trash, now go back to that place where you belong. atleast people like you there
>>
>>128733451
You misunderstand, there's already a /sug/ in trash.
>>
>2018
>Vlambeer comes back to Nuclear Throne with a more experienced jw finally being able to code worth a damn
>Get Paul, Jukio, and Justin to work one one final update

>Unlockable B Route by beating The Captain, which takes you to the stronghold of a violent dictator known simply as the Wasteland King
>Online Co-Op
>Four new playable characters
>The only bugs in the game don't crash it

How would you feel about this?
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>>128733592
>oh
disregard my previous statement, as steven universe is NOT sea urchins
deep apolgies, anon.
>>
>>128733727
I would just want a NT2 that runs well
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i will continue to post sea urchins until i fall asleep, any requests for sea urchins
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/gsug/
good sea urchin general
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THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.”
>>
>>128734103

i mean you could always go to the jungle later
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>>128734103
looks like u need a dosage of sea urchin
>>128734167
>later
hes level 9, dude
>>
>>128734103
hue
>>
Reposting this for posterity because I believe it is interesting, and hope that the devs respond to this at some point.

I believe that the IDPD do not operate out of a single universe, policing the rest of the multiverse. There are too many inconsistencies for this to be a possibility. If there is only ONE IDPD timeline, then why is it that you can loop until you see freak IDPD, die, swap to another universe, and see normal IDPD again, when the freaks signify that their HQ was destroyed? Why are there multiple lil hunters, shouldn't there be just one as he was from the IDPD timeline and nowhere else? Same for rogue, why are there multiple versions of her? The captain as well, you can fight her over and over.

I submit that the IDPD HQ is not its own dimensional timeline, but rather a base set on the moon or some such off-planet location in the same universe as the mutants. The inter-dimensional part of their name comes from the fact that they collaborate with their alternate dimension counterparts to police the ravaged earth.

Universe A has Earth A, Throne A, Mutant Campfire A, and IDPD HQ A on Moon A,
Universe B has Earth B, Throne B, Mutant Campfire B, and IDPD HQ B on Moon B, and so on and so forth infinitely.
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>>128734208

yeah but like

can't he go to the jungle if he makes it to the frozen city loop
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>>128734276
I literally killed myself
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>>128734276
o snap yea
also i ran out of pictures of sea urchins ill get some more tomorrow or later today technically i guess
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>>128734269
It would make more sense for IDPD dimensions to govern a cluster of dimensions, rather than there just being one, singular IDPD dimension. To say that there's only one IDPD dimension is silly, but to say that all IDPD in a handful of your runs hail from *this particular dimension* isn't that far of a stretch.

Also, HQ is on Earth. Foliage and everything, yo.
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>>128734269
the devs dont come to /ntg/ dummy
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I want to go to Crown Vault without purifying my wep if I attack the niggers instead of taking crown will that do?
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sea urchin anon here
im goin to bed
later dudes
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>>128734695
Your weapons will still be cursed. You'll also have to shoot some niggers, but that is to be expected.
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>>128734836
That's what I like to hear
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>>128735941
You'll get 'em one of these days, friend.
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>>128736139
nice draws friend
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>>128736579
Nah, these aren't my draws. They're from a drawfriend's /i/ thread. They're plenty nice, though.
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>>128734728
>Doing Weekly
>Using Horror who I rarely give time of day
>Reach Frozen City and die to Lil Hunter
>Second try reach here, where I haven't even imagined reaching with other characters as I've only beaten the throne twice.
>See this before progressing to 7-2

Dare I pick it up? I don't think I'm ready for this. Also fuck Horror is so simple. Just gotta use his Active wisely. All my failed Melting B runs really helped with avoiding damage.
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>>128737201
Didn't mean to reply but rest well Sea Urchanon
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>>128737201
If you want to risk it, sure, everything will die fast but so will you if you fuck up.
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>Want to try other games
>Nuclear Throne keeps dragging me back
Damn it man
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This fight felt so awkward without a melee weapon
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What is this glitch and how do I replicate it
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>>128725454
>play Rogue for the first time
>"time to try out this portal strike"
>you did not reach the nuclear throne
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>Steroids
>dual Energy Screwdrivers
>Laser Brain
>Back Muscle
>Long Arms
>Trigger Fingers
>Stress
>1 HP

I want to try this at least once before I'm done with this game.

That, and I want to Ima BRAP God a Super Bazooka, Super Plasma Cannon, or Super Flak Cannon with Shotgun Shoulders.
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>>128725298
stupid people will believe anything, so you can believe in yourself!
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>Have the weekly down to a science
>Reaching the Throne every time, desperately trying to destroy the generators
>tfw I can only successfully loop after doing the same level over.
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I destroyed three of the generators when i was fighting the throne until he got in the way and blocked one.

Please tell me they don't respawn.
What are the best weapons for destroying the generators while also beating the throne?
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>>128739281
Pretty much any weapon with a decent damage output. Shit, you could easily manage it with a simple revolver.
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>>128739281
>>128739351
Also, The Throne will only move forward to close the space between itself and the player. The distance is roughly one and a half generators.
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>>128711643
I main as Chickun. I think she's really fun.
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>>128739275
ey it's good practice for the bullet patterns and enemy spawns
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>>128716451
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>>128716451
>I always have a bolt weapon with me
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>>128739270
If you're doing requests, draw a mutant with a random candy bar and their reaction.
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>>128716690
>playing rogue
>three shielders in 7-2
>let them fight guardian dogs
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Well /ntg/?

http://strawpoll.me/6551599/
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The fire traps in the Scrapyard seem incredibly excessive. Cars, Salamanders, and Snipers already make the second area challenging enough as it is, especially when the level gen is on the enemies' side.
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>>128740313
>http://strawpoll.me/6551599/
>That many votes for guns.
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>>128740313
>Somebody actually bot'd one of the worst crown
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>>128740313
>196 votes for Crown of Guns
YV pls go
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>>128740313
>no love for crown of haste

You only need plutonium hunger with it and you've fuckin won. Add Rabbit Paw and it's impossible to lose.

>196 votes for crown of guns

Robot pls go
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>>128740313
>someone bots robot's favourite crown
Can't tell if that's intentional or autism, either way I kek'd
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I WENT THROUGH THE CROWN VAULT WHAT IS THIS THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED TO ME BEFORE
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>>128740132
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>>128738191
Nevermind, dying to the throne as Rogue because I didn't have a Melee back up broke my heart, now I can try something new.
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Why did Vlambeer make this a post-loop crown again?
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>>128740703
In my panic I forget myself
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>>128740313
>>128740480
>>128740628
>Robot hijacking the strawpoll as we speak
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>>128740772
I wish Crown of Love could have been gotten pre-loop, would have loved being able to stick with a weapon set.
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>>128740837
I'm fuckin

SPOOKED
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>>128740749
Okay, now draw a picture of Melting hold a Mounds bar, and Skeleton holding a Almondjoy bar.
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>>128740837
Looks like the tile sets of the levels got mixed up some how.
Neat.
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>>128741008
This is what I was fighting when they spooked me.

Tell me I asked for it.

I dare you.
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>>128740751
The bullet patterns for The Throne are easy. You just gotta get it down.

Throne I
>Spread shots from the triple barrel machineguns on both sides of the throne. No deviation in the patterns, orient yourself around the central streams
>Burst Shots when the player is too far away. Rapidfire Burst Shots when the player attempts to run behind it or to its sides. Burst Bullets will orient themselves based on the direction that the Burst Shot was moving, try to memorize the paths for the bullets based on that.
>Rad Cannon when you're on the runway. Area of Effect only covers the runway. Can be abused.

Throne II
>Assault-Style Burst Shots. Usually fired in the general path that it's moving. See above for Burst Bullets.
>Assault-Style Laser Shots. These seem to randomly spread around the player, keep your distance from them and dodging the lasers shouldn't be a problem
>Octi-Directional Burst Bullets, pretty much just decides to do this shit whenever. Again, keep your distance and you'll be okay.

Who needs melee weapons?
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>>128741094
How deep does the rabbit hole go?
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>>128741123
Actually in my last game I let the Throne get really far down to see what was occuring. The amount of green balls, I felt like I was in a martian bukkake scene
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>>128741123
Yeah, but I love melee and I usually always have it with me. It's a crutch.
Also I guess it was mostly me having to deal with The Throne AND those Guardians. Should have focused on those guardians first so I could have focused better.
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>>128741197
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>>128740347
Fucking this. The range of Salamander Fire can be a real big motherfucking FUCK YOU from Vlambeer himself at times.Scrapyard itself is just a giant motherfucking clusterfuck in the worst sense of the word.
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>>128740837
>>128740942
>>128741094
is it true that this only happens when you overfill a proto statue? i've always thought it was a random bug, but apparently it's not
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>>128740942
>>128741094
>>128740837
>cursed weapon on robot
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>>128741603
Not who you replied to but I guess sometimes you have to learn self control the hard way.
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>>128741702
It's the machine equivalent of the marshmallow test
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>>128741603
3 Tiers up

THREE TIERS UP

No, but seriously you gotta understand.

With Cursed weapon I can hit lvl 8 by 5-2 and take the last prerequisite for Heavy Heart (That's not guaranteed but there's a high enough chance with 4 in the pool). Then I can go into the Vault and take the Crown of Destiny for a FREE mutation which is guaranteed to be Heavy Heart.

And getting REALLY good weapons early is fun as fuck and makes runs better.

But taking a cursed weapon from whenever I choose to pick it up until 5-2 is a SMALL price to pay for an extra mutation. The curse is temporary. I'm better FOREVER.
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>>128741960
>The curse is temporary

Not if the crown vaults keep spawning full of enemies it isn't :^)
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>>128741960
Also going Sewers, and 3-2 vault makes it so I'm getting shit from 5 tiers up so I pretty much get amazing drops from the Crystal Chest to deal with Lil Hunter.

>>128742082
Eh, I can take a 7 HP hit before a level ends while a few guns are on the ground.
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>>128742082
Wait nevermind it goes away when you loop
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>enter cursed caves
>before i can even touch my wasd keys, i get telefragged by a crystal despite having decent cover
no, fuck you vlambeer
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>>128742158
Actually begs the question, what happens when you take Destiny at Ultra? Melting could defo manage that. Also what happens when you turn spooky after?
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>>128742550
What do you mean by "at ultra"?
Before choosing an ultra mutation, but after reaching max level?
You probably want to fight horror in crown vault for that, could be fun.
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>Cursed "Dragon" on the ground
>Decide to pick it up for shits

AHAHAHAHHAA
i lost
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ive played 30 hours, made it to throne 3 times, every time it kill me

what is secret to killing throne?
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>>128743235
Git Gud
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>>128743235
If you just want to sit on the throne, equip your most powerful weapon and unload until it submits.
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How bad am I?
Haven't beat the throne yet.
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>>128742851
Nah, after choosing mutie.

Do you just get a no downside FREE mutation?

And, my reaal question, does the icon appear after your ultra?

On side news.

IT KEEPS HAPPENING
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>>128743235
Watch of a vid of someone else beating the throne to see what they do.
The key is just knowing what the attacks are and how to deal with them.
You should prioritize destroying the big green orbs if you have a melee weapon. Otherwise try to stay away from them so you can dodge the the bullet spray that comes from them.
With the stream of bullets there will be sweet spots where you won't be hit.
And if the are the attacks are combined then you need to git gud at dodging (or destroy everthing with a melee weapon).
Also as the Throne moves foward it will destroy some pillar props that will spawn guardians. You should kill those off asap so you don't have to deal with more bullets.
Also beware of its explosion if you beat it:
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>>128743235
How can you beat Lil shit so easily yet not beat throne?

It took me 5 tries to kill Lil Hunter, on the first 3 I didn't even have a chance.

Massacred Throne the first time without even getting hit.
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Holy christ getting Rogue's B skin is hard. Is there some kind of magical trick to making it easier? I never seem to get the mutations that I need. Then when I do get the mutations that I need, I don't get weapons that can get me through the labs. Then when I do get the weapons that I need to get through the labs, I either can't get there or can't get past there. Cripes.
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I ACCIDENTALLY TOOK THE CLUSTER LAUNCHER INSTEAD OF THE DEVASTATOR

THEN THE EXPLOSION FROM THE GENERATOR CHAINED UP THE SHOT I FIRED AND KILLED ME

FUCK
EXPLOSIVES
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>Finally reach the IDPDHQ
>Finally reach the Captain
>Die
>Covered in sweat and hearts racing

God I love this feel
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>>128743789
A melee weapon makes the Captain fight a lot easier
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>>128741603
>He doesn't want Super Crossbow by Sewers
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>>128743954
I've only gotten there once. Made the mistake of taking an ultra weapon through the HQ. Not fun times. I'm confident that I could take the fucker on if I could get there again, though. Is there some kind of Rogue guide in the style of that 'Rebel Motherfucker strat' thing?
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>>128743991
>He doesn't want a Minigun at 1-2
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>>128744417
>using miniguns
>ever
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throne butts aside. why do people play rogue. she has no upsides and pretty hefty downsides.
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>>128744818
gotta go fast
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>>128743991
Super Crossbows are shit. They use up too much ammo so the damage isn't even worth it.
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>>128744858
found the guy who's never looped
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>>128744818
>no upsides
I played her recently, and if you manage to keep at least two portal strikes, you're almost guaranteed a free loop.
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>>128744886
Bitch I've looped. Super Crossbows are just objectivity garbage.
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>>128744818
Her portal strikes provide insane CC in loops.
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>>128744858
They're fantastic. When you realise how much more ammo drops while you have Low ammo you realise how much better it is to have a weapon efficient at killing enemies and a weapon efficient at conserving ammo.

You have 30% of the natural drop rate usually, with a low ammo gun and a high ammo gun you get 95%
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>>128743592
Yes, you get a no downside free mutation.
Yes, the icon appears after ultra, but only because ultra always appears before normal mutations.
I just walked into the throne trying to pick up a medkit, fuck.
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>>128744990
post your stats, there's no way that someone good enough at the game to loop would think super crossbows are bad
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>>128744858
>Super Crossbows are shit.
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>>128744990
>>128744858
>>>r/nuclearthrone
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>>128744858
>He doesn't want Shovel at Cursed Cave
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How do we fix them, /ntg/?
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>>128745820
They're already good, though.
Git gud, faget.
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>>128744858
Thank god it isn't just me who thinks this.
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>>128744818
>not playing on hard

Seriously though, portal strikes are insanely strong when used well, the rogue rifle is an amazing weapon to start with, and the idpd spawns aren't really that big a deal once you get used to them.
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>>128746218
>>128744998
>>128744939
The problem is portal strikes are outclassed by most of the endgame weapons you find on loops. The ammo cans also will often spawn pretty irregularly, meaning even with super portal strike you're hard pressed to actually keep yourself supplied
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>>128746218
>take crown on 3-2
>multiple shielders spawn on dog
>sniper shots bounce off shields
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>>128745231
>post your stats

Not him but anyone who's actually reached loop 2 can't do that
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>>128746424
>edit save
>relock hard mode
>take screenshot of stats
WOW
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>>128746463
>save editing

Cheaters aren't welcome in this general
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>>128746505
You're a special kind of retarded.
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>>128746328
Portal strike's greatest strength is that it doesn't require line of sight. You can take out problematic areas before even getting near them or make paths to circumvent them. It's a utilitarian tool to keep you safe, not a panic button or a dps thing, which is what I think most people don't get and then bash on rogue for.
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>>128746616
Rogue would be massively improved post-loop if blast armor and portal strikes worked with Crown of Death. It's such an obvious synergy and it's irritating that it doesn't do anything
>>
How do you unlock hard mode?
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>>128746218

Rogue Rifle is indeed great, but I never find much use for Portal Strikes (when I can get them) as they're outclassed by most high-tier weaponry.
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>>128746806
Get to Loop II

It breaks your stat screen when you do
>>
Should I try going for the captain or unlocking hard mode first?
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>>128747193
Hard mode
>>
Grenade Rifle dropping = Guaranteed Loop.
>>
Heavy heart or rabbit paw?
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>>128747859
Rabbit Paw, unless you have Crown of Guns
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How do I not die at loop 1-3?
I could get past that once and made it to 4-1 from there, first area is fucking crazy.
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>>128711643
Some people certainly are and I while don't, I still really like playing as her.
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>>128725649
>dying as eyes with throne butt to throne
how?
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>Looped three times in a row
I'm finally comfortable with the throne fight again.
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>Got a good run going.
>At 7-2
>Galting Bazooka drops.
>Oh good now I can take out those 4 dogs all clumped together.
>A guardian appears right in front of me as soon as I fire
>mfw
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>>128748725
It's fair, it's right.
>>
I'm going to sexualize Melting!
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>>128669253
I'm still waiting for the horror porn.
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>>128750000
>you will never stick your dick inside horror and watch your penis glow in radiation
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>>128749848
Melting a cute! CUTE~!
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>>128749848
>>128750000
But why. What attracts you to these things?
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>>128744818
Pros
>Good starting weapon, viable well into your first loop
>Active that can be used to reshape the terrain, can be popped on anything at any time on-screen
>Passive that keeps you alive if you fuck up
>IDPD are basically walking talking ammo drops since they have a higher chance to drop items than most other enemies in the game
>Good time to practice putting pigs in blankets

Cons
>Limited use Active ability, though that's not really a problem if you learn to manage your booms
>Blast Armor can destroy cover. I've found people are more mad at the idea of that happening than it actually happening
>Some players can't handle the heat
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>>128750204
M8 have you not seen Melting's B skin?
>>
Question:

Does the nuclear throne generators explode and DAMAGE a player?

It'd be easier if I could just go up close to them and shoot.
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>>128750334
>Does an explosion damage the player?
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Which one?
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>>128750409
Both suck. Get Ambidextrous.
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I MADE IT!

I MADE IT TO NUCLEAR THRONE II

But then I died. So close to rebel.

I have so much adrenaline inside me right now, I can hardly type out this sentence. I'm gonna vomit, this is so great
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>>128750064
I think it's late enough that I can post this

I was bored and drunk
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>>128750259

Starting weapon is the only pro for me. Portal Strikes are useless, and based on what I hear other people saying I've just been using them wrong. I don't personally like Blast Armour though, it doesn't do anything for me usually, but that being said I still haven't looped as Rogue because I don't play her right.

Also I.D.P.D are fine to deal with but sometimes they can be obnoxious especially if you get a bad level.

I'll play Rogue more and get back to you.
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>>128750382

Guardians explode upon death. The explosion damages walls but not players.
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>>128711643
I don't main, but she gave me my first loop. I had 4 max hp with rhino skin
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>>128750761
>not even horror
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>>128750769

useless for me, but based on what I hear people saying I've just been using them wrong.*
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>>128750854
Guardians burst. Generators visibly explode and leave scorch marks on the ground.
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>>128750930
You just need to view blast armor and strikes as tools first, and weapons second. Even if Strikes are outclassed as weapons later in the game, consider; you have a third weapon on your hands that you can remotely detonate from any point on the screen. Bunker busters, shortcuts, escape routes, etc.

Think outside the box a bit when you go Rogue. You're allowed to experiment a lot more because of the tools that you're given from the get-go;
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>>128750905
Of course not

I'm not a degenerate
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>when gamma guts kill a mimic
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>>128714863
>>128715918
>>128715204
Steroids is easier than Y.V, dude.
Y.V main here.
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>>128751275
>Y.V main here
>>>/v/enus
>>>/r/eddit
>>>/t/witter
>>>/out/
>>>/trash
>>
>>128750540
>go to hq
>great god rng gives me two incinerators
>550 ammo
>Captains office
>run out of ammo
>die
This is what I get for not taking eagle eyes when I had the chance.
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>>128751069
>when you die to a mimic
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>>128751352
Incinerators don't get affected by recycle gland.
They're trash.
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>>128751474
they are affected by FUN though

I always pick them up, same with dragon
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>>128751474
Well I learned something new.
But my only other option was double seeker shotgun with 40 ammo anyway.
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>>128743235

MADE IT
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>>128751045

I remember back before the portal buff when somebody referred to portal strikes as a riskier Hammerhead, and they work pretty well at it. Less than a second's delay gives an almost guaranteed safe spawn.

Another side effect of an explosive active means that you're all but guaranteed a trip to the Pizza Sewers, which means Rogue can get an extra weapon tier under her belt for slightly earlier drops. It's not much, but it's like getting Robot's passive benefit for basically free.
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>>128751457
>those rare mimics that pretend to be large medkits
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>>128727006
>no strong spirit or boiling veins
>no trigger fingers or stress
have fun in stage 3 and 5
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>>128751610
>buff quadruple amputee gets the coolest wheelchair in the world
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>>128751848
>tfw have only 1 hp
>oh look at that, a medkit I'm fucking saved
>touch it
>die
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>>128751848
>>128752229
>Not popping a shot at every medkit that you see
I've never encountered a health mimic in my 300 hours of gameplay, but I'm ready for when it finally fucking happens.
>>
So a successful loop is getting to 1-1 L1 right?

Fuck me I died to Throne 2 stupidly
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>>128752229
>when you spawn into crystal caverns and its a very large open room with spiders and crystals all around you
>when a guardian spawns on top of you
>when it's the tundra and all the game has spawned you is assault rifles, screwdrivers, and pop guns
>one gorillion salamanders spawned
>one forillion birds flap over behind you
>a bird flies back to the area you've already cleared and you have to backtrack
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>>128752590
If you're going for Fish's B-skin just making it to 0-1 counts as looping.
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>>128752692
SWEET. I was having a really good Rogue run, unlocked Crown of Destiny on her as well
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>>128713580
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evk_8FNlJPY&list=RDevk_8FNlJPY#t=0
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>>128752637
>tfw 10 idpd faggots and 2 shielders spawn right next to you in the palace
>tfw 2 radiation dogs join them
>tfw it's one big room and there's nowhere to escape
should've taken that hammerhead
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I ONLY GOT 90 HOURS IN THE GAME AND I FOUND A HEALTH MIMIC HOLY SHIT
>>
quick, sledgehammer or energy screwdriver, no laser brain or trigger fingers but I have longarms
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>>128753924
Energy screwdriver.
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>>128753841
so the legends were true
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>Chicken
>Crown of Explosions
>Boiling Veins
>Rabbit's Paw, Bloodlust and Ultra A

Fuckin hell this is ridiculous
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>>128730161
holy shit, how are you so fucking bad
>>
>play y.v
>Never took melee weapons cause i cant shoot twice
>Get golden wrench and remember he also has increased rate of fire
So much fun
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>>128755260
You think THAT'S fun?
Get him a golden screwdriver.
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>>128725965
>playing crystal
>using smg on throne 2
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>>128753924
Energy Screwdriver.
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>>128755695
That could be a Heavy Assault Rifle, I think.
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>>128754404
It works pretty well with the black sword + long arms too.
Keep carving, keep living.
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>tfw I've finally gotten good enough to loop 1 out of 10 runs instead of 1 out of 100 runs
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>>128755695
>he can't beat throne 2 crystal with smg
>>
Lighting hammer is so good holy shit.
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>>128756095
Of course it is.
It's the best melee that doesn't use ammo.
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>>128751457
>When you die to a mimic seconds after thinking of mimic

It keeps happening.
>>
>>128756095
Ya I was surprised when I finally picked it up and it didn't use ammo.

I was way more surprised when it fucking shot lightning when I hit shit with it goddamn.
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>manage to loop with nuke launcher and energy sword
>1-2 L1
>open area with no less than 5 golden scorpions
>hammerhead didn't show up once
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Laser minigun or Auto crossbow?
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>>128756659
BOTH!
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>>128756659
The one you have the respective mutation for.
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Are you fucking kidding me.
I passed up on scarier face for this.
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>>128756805
>not liking extra feet
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>>128756697
>>128756713
I don't have mutations for either of them.
Ok then which of the two should I take?
Laser minigun, Auto crossbow and Hyper slugger.
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>>128756805
The movespeed one isn't awful.
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>>128756805
Why would you pass on scarier face
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>>128756885
Auto Crossbow and Hyper Slugger.
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>not really good with horror
>bad spawn and bad weapons lil' hunter is going to buttfuck me
>Snow tank kills him
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>tfw unlocking Crown of Guns as Robot
It's like a different fucking game
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>Fish Butt melee gamma guts build
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>>128753314
i used to think hammerhead was meh, boy was i wrong
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post your face when 3 elite shielders
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>>128759947
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>>128759947
>>
Hit retry and it said I was on stage 1-3 despite being on 1-1, anyone else wanna try doin this?
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>>128760104
forgot image
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Is the guitar for fish unlockable as a starting weapon?
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>>128760834
NO
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>>128759947
What are the IDPD that fire the rockets called again? I always die to those fucks. I should start running YV melee only.
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>>128760940
Elite Grunts.
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>Crown of death
>Golden granade launcher
Funniest run i've had in a while
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>>128761914
Also, this is how far i got
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>>128759579
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urchanon returns
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Who /absolutemadman/ here?
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>>128762884
>>
>>128763043
Get Crown of Guns and I'll accept your true madman status
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>>128759579
>Fish
>Gamma guts
>Water boost

Human torpedo
>>
Today I learned - the hard way - that there are grunts with swords and telekinesis
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>>128763095
But if I get Crown of Guns I lose the curse
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why are double double minigun steroids runs so fun????
>fully implying that you also have all the prerequisites to make this run actually work
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>>128717969
>lucky shot
>EVER
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>cursed crystal tries to telefrag me
>gamma guts kills it before it can
Get fucked
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>>128763314
Those are the elite inspectors.
You know, like those pre-loop inspectors that have 5-damage bullets, but with swords.
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>go through hell to unlock Fregg
>it's shit

welp
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>>128764126
But Froge is so cute.

Hug the Froge.
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>>128764126
>I'm shit
FTFY
>>
>>128763839
>Not liking extra ammo
>>
>crystal isn't unlocked by reaching 4-1
>plant isn't unlocked by reaching 5-?
what
>>
Why is golden rocket launcher so cool?
>>
ultra crossbow or auto heavy crossbow
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>>128764332
>Fish isn't unlocked by reaching Oasis
>Melting isn't unlocked by default
Get over it.
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>>128764548
Ultra.
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>>128764548
Auto Heavy hands down.
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>>128764554
I'm just questioning the design choices here, don't be so hostile.
We're all friends here.
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>>128764636
I know, I wasn't being hostile, just pointing out other problems and the fact that it doesn't matter. Sorry.
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>>128764316
>liking ~10% for ammo that most of the time isn't for your current weapons
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>>128764924
>Not liking being fully stocked.
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>>128764924
I dunno about you anon, but Lucky Shot maxes out all my ammo after like two levels
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HEY YOU
YEAH YOU
Post your favorite piece of fanart, my folder is empty
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>>128764924
>tfw you realise Scary Face is a better Lucky Shot because it takes less ammo to kill the enemy
>tfw you realise Back Muscles is a better lucky shot because it lets you stock up on ammo for unused guns more which is all Lucky Shot is good for
>tfw you realise Second Stomach is a better Lucky Shot because more effective medkits = less medkits = more ammo drops
>tfw you realise Steroids Throne Butt is a better Lucky Shot because it literally is
>tfw you realise Bloodlust is a better Lucky Shot for similar reasons to Second Stomach
>tfw you realise Eagle Eyes is a better Lucky shot because it lets you efficiently kill enemies with precision the likes of which has not been seen before, saving you ammos
>tfw you realise Gamma Guts is a better Lucky Shot because it lets you kill enemies for literally no ammo
>tfw you realise Heavy Heart is a better Lucky Shot because Weapons give dickloads of ammo when walked over
>tfw Open Mind is a better Lucky Shot because it usually gives you ammo for the gun you're fucking using
>tfw you realise Patience is a better Lucky Shot because it lets you pick a better Lucky Shot at the end of the round
>tfw you realise Lucky Shot is a better Lucky Shot because the ingame text is bugged and it actually gives you twice as much ammo as it says it does.
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>>128766146
All I got is NSFW, sorry anon.
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>>128766146
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What should I take?
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>>128766719
Energy Sword >> Minigun
And you have Boiling Veins, so there is 0 point in not taking the bazooka.
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>>128766146
>>
>>128766719
Always take energy sword
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>>128766719
Energy Sword and that Nuke Launcher or whatever that is.
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>>128766146
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I failed.

Wtf, this guy has like million hp. And he killed me by teleporting on top of me.
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>>128766719
Just skipped out on bolt marrow because I didn't have a bolt weapon and now this. Also I have basically no energy ammo anymore. Do I take this?
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>>128767084
Nah nigga, that nuke launcher will one shot the generators and those will give you back your ammo with interest, or you can use the energy you have left to break the super plasma shots the throne will toss at you for more ammo
>>
>>128767084
In this case, yes. Over the Energy Sword.
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>>128767237
What no this is bad advice. Energy Sword turns the fight into a joke.
>>
being telefragged is literally the most bullshit way to die in this game. there is absolutely no way to prevent this, all you can do is pray
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>>128767084
Fucking mothershit, I wanted to loop but I apparently missed one of the generators. At least I killed the fucking thing for the first time.
>>
>>128767083
>mfw I killed him on my first try with Y.V.
And I literally can't play Y.V.
>>
>>128767480
>>128763930
:^)
>>
What's so good about Energy sword?
Just dodge, throne's attacks aren't that hard anyway.
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>>128767670
Because it takes away the need to dodge to get to the ammo it drops, making it more or less free as well as neutering all of the throne's attacks
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>>128767670
>22 damage
>High attack speed
>Projectiles deflected or outright destroyed
>Can almost guarantee you'll be looping
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>Big Bandit bursts through a four by four block of dirt in the middle of the level
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>Rogue
>Heavy Assault Rifle
>Auto Crossbow
>Strong Back
>Bolt Marrow
>Rabbit Paw
>everything going amazing
>I might actually do this
>enter Palace
>Game crashes

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FIX THIS SHIT YOU FUCKERS
EVERY GOOD RUN I GET THE GAME CRASHES
WHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>
>>128767526
it had to be damaged already, full hp one would telefrag
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>>128768061
lmao
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>>128768114
>Not prepping yourself with the right mutations to go into a optional area.
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>get to lil cunter with laser pistol and energy hammer.
>wait for him to land and BRAAP him with the hammer.
>He lands,i take one damage from the fire,kill him 1 hit,and i take 10 damage from the explosion
>I survive because full health rhino skin
>>
>>128768252
i didn't really want to go there... i forgot i picked up cursed weapon.
fucked by not noticing
>>
>>128768493
you can't braap with melee weapons
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>>128768553
Huh,didn't notice in the heat of the battle,guess i managed to do it because laser brain,at least i know now.
>>
I'm on a 3 loop streak, I may stream soon if I don't become busy
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>tfw you beat lil hitler without going to cover as steroids with two machineguns
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>Pick melting
>Can't get any good defensive mutations
>Pick Gamma guts just to keep from getting cheaped out in the sewers
>Rat runs into me
>YOU DID NOT REACH THE NUCLEAR THRONE
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>>128769110

Rats have 7 hp so you need scarier face as well

But even then, at least on my copy of it, the rats die but also damage you so gamma guts is literally fucking worthless
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>>128769110
Gamma does not work when you are idle, you have to be moving. Also
>Getting defensive on Melting
>Probably doesn't know about B-Skin
Git Gud
>>
>>128769110
>he fell for the "gamma guts is good" meme

It's useless once you start looping
>>
>>128769372

Even when I move i still take damage from rats and such FUCKING VLAMBEER

it's probably because i'm a pirate
>>
WE'VE SEEN ENOUGH COMRADES GO DEAD IN THE NAEEET
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>>128769372
>Telling me to git gud.

Oh I'm mad.
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I have no idea what the fuck just happened.
I'm sorry.
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>>128769560
rats have 7 hp
Gamma guts does 6 damage on contact
Rats won't insta-die from gamma guts without scarier face
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>>128769235
>>128769372
I don't know if the game likes me or what.
But I can kill Rats with Gamma Guts while standing still WITHOUT Scarier Face.
Works every time.

I don't know why.
I also play as Melting.
>>
>>128769731
>Detachment
vomit
>>
>>128769808

when i have both i still take damage

maybe i need to update to the latest version
>>
>>128769925
You see, this is why I'm baffled. I do the exact same thing, it just bugged on me and killed me this run.
>>
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>>128769925
>>
>>128770047
1. Google image search
2. add "&safe=off" to the end of the page url
3. fap
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>>128770228
>human
>>
Why isn't there a crown that removes the chests that give you ammo for weapons you don't have?
>>
>>128770731
Because they couldn't find a downside bad enough and still make the game fair.
>>
>>128770731
>>128770870
>No more Gift chests
>Ammo chests give less ammo
>not bad enough
>>
>>128770731
Presents?
Whats the deal with them anyway? I know they give more than regular chests, but the fact that they dont give the ammo type you are using makes me hate whenever they show up.
>>
>>128770932
Like 2/3 of the usual ammo chests?
I'm perfectly okay with that.
>>
>>128770932
>All ammo chests now give as much as a regular pick up.
That seems evil enough.
>>
>>128764924
>not using Lucky Shot with a melee build
>>
>>128771035
Something like that sounds ~ right, make it a pre-loop crown
>>128771098
That is evil.
>>
>tfw finally can loop every 3 or so runs
aaaAAAAHHHH
>>
>>128771405
Why would you need ammo if it's a melee build?
>>
>>128770935
You get ammo for the guns you have if a portal opens them, but since this game is fuck the portal will barely ever spawn where you plan for it to.
>>
>>128771543
>>128771098
It would just be 1/2 of regular ammo,it's not that bad.
>>
>>128771571
For when you find the melee weapons that use ammo?
>>
Can Vlambo fix the fucking chests spawning in Y.V. car already?
>>
>>128771665
>melee weapons that use ammo
>they only ever use energy ammo
>you have 1/5 chance to get it from lucky shot
Nice.
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there needs to be more Chicken lewd
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>>128771857
Or when you find a really fucking good weapon thats not melee. Think outside the box man.
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>>128771886
there needs to be less Chicken lewd
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>>128771886
Yes.
Yes please.
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>>128771886
There needs to be more melting lewds
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>>128772053
more*
FTFY
>>
>>128772162
>using the old sprite
>>
>>128772162
B-skin Melting is cute!
Cute!
CUTE!
>>
>>128772261
You have something against cute Caucasian skin?
>>
but the REAL question is which enemies have the best sound effects
>>
W A I F U F A G S
>>>/out/
>>
>>128772627
No!
Im gonna watch movies with Chicken!
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>>128772558
The hyper crystal.
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>go into a corridor with 8 HP
>gold snow tank
>go down to 1 HP immediately
>and that's only thanks to strong spirit
good game

>>128772474
No, I fucking love Melting B.
>>
>>128772558
HMMMMMM
HMMM HMMMMM
HUP
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>current streak: 3
>>
>>128772162
I know it's all disgusting flopping melted skin. But
>Head skin looks like a cute bob cut that covers one eye
>Adorable skelebody
>Has big, full, fleshy legs.

I want to lewd the melting.
>>
is Energy Screwdriver any good
>>
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>>128772162
Reminder that Melting suffers less the less flesh he has
Do your part and unlock Melting B to ease his pain, and then play as Skeleton every run
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>>128773262
no
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>>128773286
>he
go on e621 and see if that statement stands up
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>>128773262
Energy Screwdriver is one of the strongest and still incredibly efficient L0 weapons
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>>128773383
>Implying there are any good lewds of him/her on there
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>>128773383
>porn is canon
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>>128773383
>Melting with a gender
It's cold down there.
>>
auto-crossbow or heavy machinegun? (no bolt marrow)
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>>128773609
>You will never cuddle your agendered skeletal, yet still having cuddly flesh bags, waifu in the harsh, hellish wastelands of the Nuclear Throne
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>>128773609
genderfluid is dripping off them though
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>>128773892
Heavy machine gun.
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Steroids just wants to read
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>>128773383
>Go to check
>The only lewd is A skin

Booooo
>>
>Meanwhile nobody has noticed this melting lewd has been in the thread the whole time >>128750112
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where's my Horror B skin vore
>>
I want to suffer in agony with Melting!
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>>128774308
Cough
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>>128774165
That's barely a lewd, honestly.
And I'm the one to say that, since I requested it on /indie/
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It's better this way
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Crystal lewds when?
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>>128774489
>Implying
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>>128774489
You would cleave your dick clean off.
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>>128774489
Crystal makes me rock hard.
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>>128712028
because ima gun god
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>>128775076
>tfw just looped with Rogue for the first time
Why are her active and passive both so MEH
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>>128775076
FLÄSHYN
>>
>5-3
>spawn in corner
>area is wide open full of snowbots, tanks, and wolvers
>AYAYYAYYAYYAYAYAYAYAY

what the fuck vlambino
>>
>>128775525
HAMMERHEAD
>>
fuck throne II, i constantly die to that attack which has absolutely no telegraph... it just GOES.
the one stream that goes out in every direction.
god damn
>>
>>128775742
MELEE WEAPON
>>
>>128775687

i had and used hammerhead
lil hunter would NOT let up
>>
How do I git gud?
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>>128776045
ROLL
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>>128776045
Pick up a shovel/sledgehammer

Welcome to L1
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>>128776186
Crystal can roll?
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>>128776207
Sledgehammer is shit man.
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>>128776420
>trigger fingers + long arms
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>>128776420
NO
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>>128776523
Still shit.

>>128776697
There are other weapons that can do that better. Why gimp yourself?
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>>128776998
>Hes playing Skeleton
Because it's fun to challenge yourself.
Also,
>Name a melee that does the Sledge job better than the Sledge
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>>128776254
YES!
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>>128776998
Like what? ultra shovel or Energy sword? those aren't common
>>
>>128777184
>>128777146
Not that guy, but Shovel > Sledgehammer.
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>>128776998
>There are other weapons that can do that better. Why gimp yourself?
probably because they didn't drop yet, idiot
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>>128777374
>Already looped
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>>128777146
Wrench, Lighting Hammer, Blood Hammer, Energy Sword, Energy Hammer, Ultra Shovel.

>>128777374
The dude already looped.
>>
>>128777428
energy hammer is never guaranteed to spawn
>>
I wanna see Robot stick it's robo-tentacle hand up the robot sniper's plug-in's
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>>128777536
drawfags NOW
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>>128777294
>can't one shot certain enemies without scarier face
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>>128777536
>He wants to see a hick sniper-bot and a sophisticated machine integrate
Truly, the most lewd request yet.
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I want to mate lovingly with Rebel!
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>>128775525
>lil shitler shows up
>kill him
>he bassicaly blew off half my cover
>AUTOWOLFS ROLL OUT
I swear to god most of my deaths to lil cunter are from those fucking wolves finishing me off
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>>128777662
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>>128777498
>wrench
>lighting hammer
>fucking blood hammer
>no back muscle
>picking up energy hammer
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>>128777498
>Blood Hammer
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>>128777836
Whats wrong with the lighting hammer?
>>
>>128778037
it's too good is what's wrong with it.
>>
>>128777836
>>128778026
Wrench is better for reflecting/destroying, Lighting Hammer is slightly faster and has a longer range, Blood hammer is great if you never miss and Energy Hammer does twice the damage of a sledge.
>>
>>128778037
incredibly poor swing damage it's kind of slow for post loops
>>
>>128778037
Lightning hammer is perfectly fine
>>
>>128777584
>can't kill/do major damage to all enemies in 180 degrees in front of you

>>128778037
Nothing, it's great.
>>
i might make a hotline miami .ogg mod for NT

what tracks would you like to see at what levels?
>>
>>128778037
Nothing that guy clearly never used it. It's good as fuck.
>>
>>128775927
i had melee weapon you niggro, but i was 1 inch from throne and it just unloaded without any sign of anything
>>
>>128778276
1:02 from Turf Main for lil' hunter fight would be cool.
>>
>>128777836
>>128778026
samefag
>>
>>128778446

Actually, I was thinking Turf might be perfect for the Palace.
>>
Is there a better melee weapon than the Black Sword?
>>
Y U N G
C U Z
W H E N
>>
>>128778586
It's because I find him harder than the palace, but it would work good with the throne since you also have Turf Intro.
>>
>>128777662
>not Y.V looking at Chicken's booty
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ultra laser pistol if anyone was interested how it looks like when shot.
Also i like fish though i waste his potential completely by not rolling
>>
>>128778586
Also, you know what to do with Crystals.
>>
>>128778916
>Fish can't roll
CONFIRMED
>>
>>128778615
No. It is the best one.

>>128778734
Never.
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>>128778916
WHY WOULDN'T YOU FUCKING ROLL? IT'S WHAT HE WAS MADE FOR!
>>
>>128778916
>he doesn't roll
My problem is I roll too much sometimes accidentally into enemy bullets.
>>
>>128779247

Fish can't roll.

>Playing ex-IDPD
>>
>>128779097
>I relaunched Nuclear throne three minutes later
Don't forget you're here forever.
>>
>>128779316
>fish
>ex-IDPD
>>
>>128779475

>can roll, IDPD can roll
>Ultras are Confiscate and Gun Warrant
>Fish exclusive loading tip: Last day before retirement
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>>128779316
>Not playing as ex-IDPD
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>>128738675
>>128738675
>>128738675
>>128738675

pls respond
>>
>>128779247
becuase i usually end up like anon here
>>128779275

also
FUCKING SHIELDER REEEEEEEEEEEE
THAT WAS MY BEST RUN
>>
Can you just bait the throne into shooting its main cannon forever?
>>
>>128779624
he was regular cop bruh
>>
>>128779097
Someone tell this faggot that there's LITERALLY a mutation that makes you immune to explosions.
>>
>>128780346
It does not make you immune. It just prevents you from falling below 4hp
>>
>>128779720
ok______________________________________________
_________________________________
____________________________________________________________________
_______________
>>
>>128779624
>implying Fish wasn't a regular cop
>not knowing that the IDPD universe wasn't affected by the apocalypse
>not knowing that Fish's homeworld is probably the Oasis
>not realizing that Fish being an ex-authority is a reference to Escape from New York, which inspired Metal Gear Solid 2, which inspired Fish's B skin, and Fish is also a reference to Waterworld, which is about a mutate human that can breathe underwater
>>
>>128780274
>>128780630

>playing ex-popo at all

bout to pop u son
>>
GUYS, WHAT IF
Fish is ex-Grunt, Eyes is ex-Inspector, Crystal is ex-Shielder
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>>128780703
speaking of popping I just unlocked at golden MG as Y.V, then I died on 3-3
started with the MG, on 1-2 and...
>>
>>128780270
ye
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>>128779624
>Fish was a cop; he was one day from retirement when the apocalypse hit and changed him into a mutated fish.
Best backstory 2016
>>
>>128780953
they'd make pretty cool C skins
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fastest pops in da west
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Going for that B skin again this afternoon. Which one /ntg/?
>>
>>128778615
Ultra Shovel is a close guess, but no.
Ultra Shovel hits 30 in 3 directions, whilst Black Chicken Sword deals 80 damage per swing which is equal to a Nuke Launcher hit.
>>
>>128781653
FUCK OFF SAD PANDA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Ultra A, since you don't have the loadout for Ultra B.
>>
>>128781653
nuke armor
>>
>>128781653
Super Portal Strikes
>>
>>128781653
Super blast armor, portal strikes do fuck all to the captain.
>>
>>128781653
I'm sure you already know the answer.
>>
>>128781705
I don't really want to go into headless mode to do such damage.
>>
New loop when?
>>
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>>128779971
forgot the pic
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>>128780961
>y.v.
>golden machine gun.
Why would you take an automatic weapon with y.v. ever?
>>
>>128782214
Why not? His passive goes well with anything.
>>
>>128782214
because Y.V is fun to play
point of the screenshot is I found a big weapon chest on 1-2 somehow
>>
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GIB B-SKIN...
>>
>>128782214

people bring this up all the time and i never get it

i mean it being automatic means a lower cooldown which means faster POPS, not only that but his passive synergizes well with it

what is your logic behind NOT picking it up?
>>
>>128781821
Its. "Doesnt matter. Get fucked by map seed."
>>
WE NEED MORE OC
>>
>>128782340
>>128782382
>>128782447
>using anything other than golden rocket launcher with Y.V.
>>
>>128782447
>>what is your logic behind NOT picking it up?
I'm lazy and I don't like to spam my active.
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>>128782618
it's my first weapon unlock
chill
anyways it happened again
another big weapon chest on 1-2
>>
Next loop when? We're on page 8 past bump limit.
>>
>>128776254
Fish can roll
Crystal can shield
Melting is tired
Eyes can see everything
Plant moves fast
Yung Venuz is the best
Steroids can dual wield
Robots eat weapons
Chicken loves her sword
Rebel has allies
Horror shoots rads
Rouge is going through the heat
>>
>>128782618
but golden splinter gun
>>
>>128783237
NEver
>>
>>128782925
what the fug why do I keep getting big weapon chests so early when only skipping one chest
>>
>>128783274

>Chicken loves her sword
>Not "Chicken fears her sword"

You're not playing Chicken right.
>>
>>128783381
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
>>
>golden snowtank is firing his last shots before it's death
>try to shield and teleport away
>realise i'm aiming at exploding snowtank
>>
>>128783864
>taking thronebutt on Crystal

you brought this on yourself anon
>>
>>128783864
>Taking Throne Butt as Crystal
Theres your problem..
>>
>>128783381
Because anon it's a 4 in 1 chance.
>>
>>128783864
golden snowtanks are worse than Lil' Hunter
>>
This ship's going down, all on account of the weather.
>>
rip thread
>>
Somebody, shoot the generators.
>>
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when?
>>
new thread or i wont post nudes
>>
Fuck it I'll make the new thread. One sec
>>
>>128755695
Why do people hate Crystal?

One of the most bad ass mutants easily
>Crystal can handle this.
>>
>>128784642
NEW THREAD

>>128784895
>>128784895
>>128784895
>>128784895
>>128784895
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>>128784092
Let me tell you something horrible, the first time I ever reached the Tundra I spawned in an open are with I shit you not SEVEN gold tanks.
I quit playing for a couple days because it was brutal to get destroyed on 5-1 as soon as I spawned.
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