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Previous loop: >>128496305

>Steam
http://store.steampowered.com/app/242680/
>Wiki
nuclear-throne.wikia.com/wiki/
>Character Guides
http://imgur.com/a/dqJ3w
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>>128605073
There's always a shadow under where he's going to land
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>>128605262
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Wait, what do cursed chests even do?
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>>128605068
Reminder to take both the red and blue pill, and play as Eyes.
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TRIPLE MACHINEGUN IS UNDERRATED
UNDERRATED!!!!
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>>128605358
Disregard this I suck cocks.
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>melting b-skin run gets raped by dog guardian on 7-2
whee

>>128605358
better weapons, can't swap them for non-cursed weapons

>>128605376
CURVE THE BULLET
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>mfw looping with trigger fingers and plasma cannon
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>>128605358
They give higher tier weapons, but you can't drop a cursed weapon until it's purified.
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>>128605376
I wonder how weird it would look to have 2 of your 18 or however many eyes seeing red and blue
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>crystal caverns are now golden
oh god what did I do
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>playing as rebel
>make it to 1-3 L1 and have 8/12 HP, but decide to hold off on spawning allies for a moment so i can recharge my strong spirit
>get fucked up as soon as the big bandits spawn because i didn't have any motherfuckers to help me
Lesson learned
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>>128605973
Cursed Crystal Caverns. Watch your step.
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>>128606174
Jesus fucking Christ there's floating crystals everywhere and I can barely move.
WHY WOULD ANYONE MAKE THIS
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>>128605358
They have a chance of dropping two tier up of weapons.

You can't pick up normal weapons with them, you can still swap cursed weapons with other cursed weapons.

Going into 4-1 with a cursed weapon takes you into 4-? instead.
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>>128606298
enjoy getting telefragged m8
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>>128606298
Have fun with the spiders
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>>128606298
I done warned you anon.
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Here we go, Throne with golden laser pistol and blood cannon.
Wish me fucking luck, m8's.

I'm honestly considering to just sit on the throne, there's no way in hell this loadout's getting me a loop.
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>>128606683
Forgot pic.
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>>128606486
>>128606503
>>128606509
I made it through, then died.
>teleporting deathcrystals and babushka spiders are easier to deal with than ice skating robots
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How does anyone have crystal as a waifu?
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Here's a short Nuclear Throne creepypasta I wrote. Hope you guys enjoy it

http://pastebin.com/UkRQhNb9
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>>128606940
what the fuck dude
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>>128606862
Welp, I went for the loop anyway because I'm an absolute madman.
It didn't work out.
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>>128606906
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My favourite mutants are steroids and robot, but I'm quite inconsistent in simple things like reaching the throne

yet with YV or Rogue I constantly loop without sweating most of the time

Don't know if they're kinda unbalanced or it's just they fit more within my playstyle
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>>128606940
nigga that ain't cool
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>>128606906
>ice skating robots
there's an idea, what if snowbots could only go into warpspeed on ice and moved at a reasonable fucking pace on normal tiles?
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Quick /ntg/! Claim your gunfu!
Claiming auto grenade shotty.
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>>128607131
>we throw our own cars
every time
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>>128607660
nuclear bae gun reporting
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>>128607538
>Snowbots now break walls
>The terror of hulking mounds of metal being shot like a gun through the entire level, ruining your day as other enemies begin inhabiting all the free space
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>>128607660
It was really hard choosing between that and the heavy revolver.
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>>128607660
Super Crossbow is viable! VIABLE!
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Sledgehammer or Energy Hammer?
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>>128607925
>increase snowbot's car throwing range
>regular snowbots make a line straight to you
>shotgun the bot down
>suddenly car flies down and kills you
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>>128608402
Both
>Sledgehammer for dealing with all the wimpy mobs that get killed by it in one shot
>Energy Hammer for the beefier enemies and quick escapes
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>Game crashes during the credits
>dont even count for scores
yeah im having fun
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>>128607660
I carry this fucker far in my Melting runs.
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how to kill snowbots:
shoot first
remember, they only have 15 health
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>>128608516
B-but I have auto crossbow with bolt marrow
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>>128608578
Scary Face + Gamma Guts = Fodder
They run right towards you to make it easier.
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>>128608694
>autocross with marrow
take the eham, helps for positioning and you won't chew through its ammo crazy fast since you've got the autocross
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>>128608769
sf/gg takes three frames to kill on its own, but it's a big help against the fuckers if you can get your shots off quick
that combo's really more notable for complete immunity to rats and freaks
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It's time.
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new2 /ntg/ whatsup
ill contribute by my amateur transparent yv
ergo like ive rarely used shoop
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>>128609465
um
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>>128609008
>three frames
two. and for some reason it kills charging snowbots instantly
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>>128609465
>filters
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>get to the throne
>hyper slugger and heavy crossbow
>try to kill the generators to loop for the first time
>two generators down
>the throne walks up and blocks the other two generators
>the screen is filled with green shit
>die
cool
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>>128609465
is that a fucking filter
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>>128609465

jaypegs cannot be transparent

also that filter's disgusting
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>>128609797
huh
sorry, fucked up my math
the instakill on the charge might be a mechanics thing, maybe the charge hitbox counts as a second hurtbox or something
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>>128609741
>it's shit i know
sorry pal, i have no experience with photoshop :(
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>>128609465
delete this
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>>128609465
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>>128609827
stop running so far away from the throne
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>>128609968
it's ok
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>>128609465
why would you even do this when the original's already transparent?
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>>128609060
>Get Rhino Skin on the previous level
>Golden Snowbot right outside my spawn
>It sees me and fires a rocket that allows every single Snowbot in the vicinity to charge me at once
>Meanwhile, it's hitting me with its bullet stream, and Blast Armor isn't triggering because I'd just been hit
That very deeply angered me
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>>128610397
>Kill a Shielder at the end of a narrow corridor
>Take a hit
>Activate the Proto Statue just because I really want as many pigs in blankets as possible
>Take another hit, more shielders
>Open an IDPD Chest, because I want an optimal pig:blanket ratio
>Get surrounded by three shielders and two grunts
>dead

At least I took out as many of these goddamned pigs as humanly possible
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>Finally getting close to the throne, first time defeating Lil Hunter after getting defeated 3 times
>Get killed by a prop
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Here's an update to that comic that nobody asked for.
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Quick /ntg/

Weapons you love that have fucked you over far more than they've helped
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>exit portal spawns on top of the car I just stepped next to
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>>128611219
I like it so far
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Do you need the steam version to play daily and weekly challenges? I pirated but am thinking about buying so I can do those and also get the updates that fix bugs and such.

Also muh achievements.
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>>128607660
Was difficult between this and lightning shotgun
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>>128611645
I believe a previous anon said something about your pirated save carrying on into the bought game, not sure. Might have popped up in the previous thread. Either way, I don't think you can do the challenges outside of Steam and they are bugged anyway so you might not see them. Patch never.
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>>128607660
god of loops
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>>128611645
My version plays the challenges just fine.
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>>128612006

Well when(if) they get fixed I'll probably buy the game
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>>128612250

Weird, what update are you on? When I go to do the daily or weekly it just buffers and loads forever and also the selectable is grayed out in the menu
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>>128612403
Update 96.
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>>128607660
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Super slugger or Gattling Slugger?
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Flak Cannon or Eraser?
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2d or 3d?
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>Lil Hunter spawns in before you deal with a golden snow walker
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>>128613295
>Spawn in
>Literally confined between a tiny square safe place and an open space of 50 snowfuckers, crabwalkers and dickwolves
>5 seconds later
>IT'S HUNTER TIME
Why does this happen so much
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>becoming a mutant lawnmower with Steroids

was doing good until I rushed too much in 6-1
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>hit retry
>game spawns me in 1-3
What
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>>128613836
You activated the Big Bandit fight early by taking all the loot before killing anyone. Kill him really quick for a secret.
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Dog Guardians have more health than Lil Hunter.
You're fine. Just shoot him and go around a wall for a second when he spergs out.
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>>128613940
How many secrets does this game have, god damn.
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>>128613940
Not him but I just tried this...cool.
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>>128614283
If you count the one that only occurs whenever the sun completes a rotation around the Milky Way, Nine.
Ten if you count looping, but that's not really a secret.
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When do the alternative tracks actually trigger, anyway?
Is it random?
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>>128614818
I think it's when you're low on health?
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>>128607660
is this a gun
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>>128614990
Ah, that would explain why they all sound somber.
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An anon wanted me to share my Metal Slug music mod for NT. Here it is, bro.

https://mega.nz/#!AtF3mTxQ!kR9qik9jL1SscRpKtaa8NRnT9-BCnWpltHJRN7WJrLQ
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>>128615235
Am I the only one who always imagines the Announcer screaming the name of the weapon you pickup when playing NT. HEAVY MACHINE GUN just always resonates in my ears.
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>>128615235
BASED
A
S
E
D
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>see van about to spawn
>move away from it
>Elite Inspector pulls me back into it
Okay, game.
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>>128615235
Thanks anon
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>playing as robot
>get flame shotgun on 1-3
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>>128615235
>that 1-1 music
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>two golden pic related when lil hunter shows up
I can't.
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Does anyone else get reminded of Freezeezy Peak from Banjo Kazooie when they hear the Frozen City music?

I don't even know why I make that connection, the two themes don't really sound that much alike, but whenever I get to Frozen City I always think of Freezeezy Peak. No other snow levels come to mind, either. Just that one.
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>>128616496
>I can't.
You can't what?
You can't give up?
You can't complete this sentence?
You can't wake up inside?
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>>128615235
Since you mentioned mods, I want a mod that physically reflects the mutations
Like those drawings that float around but toned down so they aren't a clusterfuck
I wonder if GameMaker allows any type of modding
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>>128616637
Which drawings?
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>>128616637
Just play Binding of Isaac.
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robot! except he's a flan.
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>>128617013
01010000 01010101 01000100 01000100 01001001 00100000 01010000 01010101 01000100 01000100 01011001
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>>128616609
I can't be doin with this.
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I'm surprised the clam in the Oasis doesn't slam shut after a period of time and kill you.
That seems like the kind of shit Vlam would do.
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>>128617013
excellent
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>>128617001
Apples and oranges
plus, some physical alterations in BoI override other ones
I like Binding of Isaac, though, I have the original game + WotL 100%
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>>128617161
At least hex it you pos
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>>128616637
pretty hard to do with 256 pixels.
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What if Chicken's Throne Butt made it so that weapon throwing damage was twice the weapon's power instead of piercing?
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>>128617761
4b 46 4c 54 4b 35 4c 43 47 4e 57 48 41 59 54 4e 4d 4e 5a 55 53 52 5a 56 4f 5a 49 48 4f 50 4a 35
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>this guy slaps rogues ass in the wasteland
What do you do?
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LOL
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>Mama Rats charging
WHY
Got to Loop 1 2_1 with Rogue for the first time. Did it with Crystal before, but doing it with Rogue felt amazing. Her Portal Strike is so cool. Hate it when the Portal Strike ammo doesn't spawn though.
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>>128616575
I love you
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>>128618230
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>>128618230
TV spinoff that no one watches when
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Heavy Crossbow, Auto Crossbow or Super Splinter Gun? I have Bolt Marrow and little idea which will do me the most good.
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>people doing streams where they never get hit once before looping
>when I can't make it to the frozen city consistently
What's it like to git gud anons?
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>>128620367
I like Auto, you just go around and one hit everything.
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>>128620367
What's your other weapon, and do you have Trigger Fingers?
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>>128620367
Auto Crossbow is probably the best weapon out of those.
Though you could also get Super Splinter Gun if you're lacking crowd control.
Heavy Crossbow is ass without Trigger Fingers.
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>>128620479
>>128620568
>>128620608
This bottleneck says I can't take them all with me so i guess this is the final decision. The Super Splinter Gun was great for clearing out the Crystal Caves.
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>>128620901
Just take the Auto and one hit everything nigga.
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How do I into hound?
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wait shielder can't deflect bolts?
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UPDATE

http://imgur.com/a/XnvcF

This is like a Bolivian Army Ending if it kept on going.
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>>128621170
Shielders cannot deflect
>Missles
>Portal Strike
>Lasers and Lightning (Pierces shield, hits Shielder)
>Melee (Pierces shield, hits Shielder)
>Bolts (They do not pierce through the shield, but they aren't deflected)

Shielders CAN reflect
>All bullets
>All shells
>Discs
>Grenades
>Plasma
>Cannon weapons (like the Lightning Cannon, Flame Cannon)
>Blood explosives (Not the Blood Hammer, not Plant's saplings, and not Melting's active, just the Blood Cannon and Blood Launcher)
>Rebel's Ally shots

I am NOT SURE if Shielders deflect
>Horror's rad beam
>Something Crystal reflected with her shield

I feel like I'm forgetting something.
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>>128616575
http://pastebin.com/5RxbMUZ6
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>>128621668
>all shells

Not quite. The hyper slugger is able to hit them through the shield on a direct hit
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>>128622297
Is that even intended? That's ridiculous.
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>>128621668
>Something Crystal reflected with her shield
Someone needs to get on this pronto, I want to see what happens.
I don't see why they wouldn't, but even just seeing it bounce around would be great.
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>>128622802
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I know it's not much to the perma-loopers and shit here, but I managed to get the Not Bad achievement in a daily, feels damn good.
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Why does everyone seem to hate the laser cannon so much?
It fires like 5 laser rifle shots for the price of 3 energy. Is it because of the charge up? Are people just scrubs?
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>>128622887
Kinda goes by too fast, can barely read the text.
If you didn't make it, I could fix this my self, probably.
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>>128623682

Mostly because it uses a different kind of aiming than most guns. If you want to spread-shot with it, you charge it and then move your cursor fast as soon as it fires.

I remember using for the first time and thinking that it was shit because I always charged it and let it fire in a single line.
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>>128623828
I didn't make it, and that was a complaint. It'd be great if you did.
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>mfw I just got the hyper launcher for the first time
>tears through any enemy almos instantly, even guardian dogs
It's beautiful.
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>>128624217
Bam. How's this?
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>>128625838
much better
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I saved a gold wrench as chicken, and I got this instead?
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>>128615235
Prety good. I'd recommend more music from the original trilogy and less from the ones after that. The Frozen City and Scrapyard B themes should really be A themes and vice versa. Nice use of the Gun Godz mansion track

Marco can roll
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>>128625928
Are you using Steam Synch? Otherwise, maybe you found a glitch where you swap the second the game would save the golden weapon?
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Threadly reminder that if you don't take Fish's throne butt, you aren't truly rolling.
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>>128625838
Perfect
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>>128626196
Are you using game capture?

Or is the option to stream not there? If that's the case, go to twitch tv/dashboard and get your stream key, then go into OBS, open settings, go to broadcast settings and copy/paste the key into the text box.
Also remember to change the streaming service to Twitch.
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How often (if ever) do you go for a large red chest?
I pretty much stop opening small red chests entirely after 2-1
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ROLLIN' IN FROM ANOTHER TIMELINE MOTHERFUCKERS, HERE TO RUIN THE PARTY
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>>128627031
>ads enabled on skype
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>>128627031
What's with that screenshot
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>>128627031
You fucked up
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>>128627219
fugg
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>>128626929
OH SHIT, IT'S THE POPO!
ROLL FOR IT!
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>get a super crossbow one level before the throne
>get to throne
>see this
GUN WARRANT INTENSIFIES
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>>128626929
>>128627535
Who would win a rolling race? Fish or Da Popo?
>>
a 4 player versus mode would be great
with random drops and shit
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Will you unlock rogue if you loop, or do you have to sit on the throne?
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>>128628354
Sit on the throne for Rogue, loop for Rebel.
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>>128628354
You must sit
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>>128628354
You gotta put your throne butt on it.
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>>128622152
I hope the imgur comic ends with this.
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>>128627583
>no triggerfingers
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>>128629445
How would Trigger Fingers help with the Throne?
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>>128629519
To make proper use of gun warrant and super plasma cannon, niggas need triggerfingers
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>>128629445
My plan was to launch one plasma cannon shot, then unload with super crossbow like crazy.
It didn't work out very well.
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>L1 5-3 crown of blood
>Game spawns me in a small square with a one way, one square exit guarded by gold snowtanks and palace dogs
>Little Hunter Spawns in and immediately fills the entire tiny square with bouncer shots

They were not kidding about the upgraded weaponry on loops.

Frog able to use hammerhead when
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The guy with the idea for IDPD based skins here.
Here's one for Crystal.
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>>128630283
Now do eyes as Inspector
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>>128630283
Do Rogue next :^)

In all seriousness, though, the Crystal one looks really good.
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>>128631093
Don't you think Rogue is already a bit qualified when it comes to IDPD skin?

>>128630283
I say do >>128630354 as well
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>>128631207
>Don't you think Rogue is already a bit qualified when it comes to IDPD skin?
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>>128631093
I'm ignoring Rogue and Robot, since their B-Skins already suffice.
I would have done "On-The Force" Fish next, but let's try Eyes.
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>>128631752
IDPD Mutants vs. Campfire Mutants when?
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>>128631316
I'm retarded.
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>tfw listening to Gun Godz soundtrack and playing as Y.V.
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>>128621407
Oh jeeze. Pop one for da homiez
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>>128621407
>for a mutie
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>>128621407
Its ok we still have plant melting steroids robot and rebel to save us!
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>>128621407
>mutie
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>>128630283
I like it

Is there somewhere we can see all your work in one place?
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>>128633178
I haven't done a lot of Nuclear Throne sprites.
This is the only other one I've done, that I remember at least.
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>>128621407
>>>>mutie
nigga if you actually kill off YV i'm holding a vote to kick you off the general

not even because i like him but because it's literally impossible for a regular mortal to kill YV
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>>128632407
>>128632473
>>128632586
>>128632812
>>128633339
Where were you guys, I posted that update hours ago! Oh and maybe he wont die.
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>tfw I just passed 50 hours
>I can consistently get to the throne, but I've only looped three times
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>>128633339

But what about Gun Godz? Were we controlling a god with a butterfly knife?
>>
http://nuclear-throne.wikia.com/wiki/Hyper_Crystal
>That laugh on the last file
Help I want to fuck a crystal.
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>>128633920
YV's "death" animation in Gun Godz is the same as his "death" animation in NT.
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>>128633586
I know that feel.
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>>128633968
>I want to fuck a crystal
"Whatever part of your body touches it, is instantly stretched almost infinitely into the next dimension"
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>>128634294
please get that image away from me
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>>128634294
>That reaction image
Yeah fuck you for saving that.
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>>128634359
>stop posting lewd reaction images

no
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>>128633968
>Big Bandit is Rebel's brother
>Lil Hunter is Rogue's friend
>Mom is likely Frog's mom

>Hyper Crystal is Crystal's mother/sister
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>>128634421
I'm having a hard time deciding if you're laughing or if you just have an horrible taste in art

>Incase reaction image.png
Not helping
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>>128633968

>Post-loop Crystal Caves gets a shrieking crystal with some distorted horror theme in the background
>Post-loop Labs gets a guy who's basically raving to a techno remix and mashing as many buttons on his console as he can

What's the deal with the tonal flip post-loop, and why do I love it so much?
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>>128634673
>for teh emprah XD

Looks like you don't have a leg to stand on when it comes to shit taste, 40Kiddo
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>>128630283
>>128630354
>>128631752
If I were to choose Eyes' original B-Skin, it would have been an Aviator Hat, which kinda shines in how this hat has flaps that, well, flap.
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What is the best weapon for taking out the generators in Throne Room?

I was able to take out 2 with a grenade shotgun before I died.
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>>128635835
Anything with high damage and fast fire rate (or just VERY high damage).

Auto grenade shotgun, gattling slugger, nuke launcher, super plasma cannon, any of the hyper weapons, double minigun, etc.
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>>128635426
Keep 'em coming
>>
Decent chicken b skin when?
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>>128630283
I would base it off the Elite Shield rather than the garden variety Shield, but otherwise, bretty gud
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I made a thing.
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>>128637464
Spelling mistake, right before the cons/pros

>Put down the *weaon* you don't want to eat
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>tfw unlocked best b skin
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>>128637845

Thanks anon, now go and run it.
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>>128638090
>Now go and run it
But I haven't even beaten the throne yet
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>>128638140

You will soon. Keep fighting, fleshy.

Crown of Guns makes Throne Fights a lot harder and more stressful espacially without Back Muscle.
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>>128638479
I'm not interested in sitting on the throne, my main interest is looping so I can get Rebel. How hard is it gonna be? Should I unlock it without crown of guns?
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>>128635426
>>128636369
Last one for tonight. Fish is back on the force.
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>>128639104
>gendarme can roll
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>>128638726

Get comfortable with looping without a crown first. Having to eat or switch to a dropped weapon during the fight is just more shit to deal with.
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>>128640307
POP POP POP/WITH A DAINTY GUN FROM MY SOCK/HE MAIMED HE SOMEONE, HE GOT SHOT

BY THE MAN NUN WHO RUNZ/WITH THE GODZ OF THE GUNZ
>>
does steroids' throne butt work with pop rifles?
>>
POP POP
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>get all the way to the throne room
>equipped with a Laser Rifle + Energy mutation and a Gatling Slugger + Eagle Eyes
>Destroy all generators
>A Guardian comes up behind me and shanks me

Maybe I should had switched the Laser Rifle with a Melee Weapon to deflect all those energy balls.
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>>128611471
This shit happens so much
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>tfw using machinegun in 5-2
>robot with crown of guns
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>>128638090
Found the Gun Gun on the first try. 10/10 meme build, would play again
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>>128640307
P O P P O P
O
P

P
O
P

Best character, imo.
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Early morning/very late night OC coming through

I spaced out and let this guy kill me during the Throne fight so I figured I would draw him
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>Finally loop as Chicken
>Pick up the Black Sword
>Use it at 3 hp with Stress
I fucking love this thing.
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>>128633326
stop, this is cringy.
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>people in this thread can't consistently get to loop 2
>people in this thread who can't even consistently get to LOOP ONE!
1-800-come-on-now
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>play game normally
>die
>go through oasis with shit weapons and mutations
>win

what gives?
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>>128643485
Calm down, it's just a drawing
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>>128643642
Not entirely sure, but I think going through Oasis makes the game easier because of the invisible difficulty counter that goes up after every level

If you skip a bunch of levels the difficulty doesn't go up as much
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>>128643642
You have fewer mutations and a worse weapon pool, but you have fewer chances to fuck up and a smaller number of enemies. Difficulty is based on how many portals you've gone through, not the level that you're on.
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>great mutations
>not a single bullet weapon or melee weapon during the whole run

help
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>>128643790
>Dual-revolver Steroids
>Recycling Gland
>Throne Butt
>Rabbit Paw
>Scarier Face
Help with what? Hold down your mouse buttons to win the game.
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>3-3
>just killed big dog as robot
>golden shotgun with shotgun shoulders
>big dog drops a double flame shotgun
>cockrocksolid.jpg
>skip ahead to 4-1
>full room of enemies
>try to pop pop double flame shotgun
>eat it instead
>stuck in 4-1 with a seeker pistol
shit
>>
New to the game.

How do I get gud?

Can't reach 6-1.

Play as Y.V. (is he a melee or range character?)

Any tips?
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>>128643582
oh-look-i-am-so-good-at-this-game the post
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>>128643918
i'm actually shit, I can't seem to get past frozen city in loop 3.
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>>128643915
there is no "melee" or "range" character. You just play the way you want
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I ALMOST HAD IT

I DESTROYED ALL 4 GENERATORS BUT I COULDN'T FINISH THE THRONE

IT'S 4:36 AM AND I CAN'T BEAT THIS GAME
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>>128643915
>Is he a melee or ranged character?
Ranged, by virtue of the fact that he is a Gun God. His active only works with guns, which allows you to fire multiple shots at once.

However, the decreased reload time synergizes pretty well with melee weapons in general. The best plan is to get weapons that complement one another -- a fast firing weapon to support a slow firing, high damage weapon, for example.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ugJGWzrJu4

If you ignore some of the cringey subtitles this guy added, it's a pretty good guide to gitting gud.
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>>128643915
>Play as Y.V. (is he a melee or range character?)
"Melee"/"ranged" characters don't exist. Unless you're asking if they're more geared to close combat or long range combat. In which case, you're retarded for not figuring it out.
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>>128644132
Well "beating" the game is just sitting on the Throne. Have you done that yet?
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>>128643991
>loop 3.
yeah you are so shit anon.
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>>128643915
Well, first things first there's no such thing as a "Melee" or "Ranged" character. All characters can make use of either - hell, a build with a good solid gun and then a melee to reflect/destroy projectiles is one of my favourites to run if I can get it.

When fighting Lil' Hunter - which I presume is your biggest hurdle from your description - it's important to try and clear out a reasonable arena with good cover. Keep an eye out for a weird shadow on the ground - that's where he's gonna land. Try and keep cover between yourself and him until he spawns in IDPD - he's stunned until they spawn in, so that's your chance to fucking unload on his ass.

For more general YV tips though, there's a guide in the link on the description.
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You know what enemy I hate? I hate these motherfuckers. These assholes just fuck my shit up.
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>>128644315
They have really short range though.
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>>128644358
I still hate them.
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>>128644315
>Gator Man
>Not In"Lingering 5 Damage Bullets"spector
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>>128644315
same
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>>128644315
I dislike these charging assholes.
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>>128644535
I think they're fun once you get used to them. Frozen City is my favorite zone. Including 5-3.
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>>128644315
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>>128644674
not when they bounce off the walls like a bunch of flubberized rubber dildos to slap you straight in the face with sniper-levels of precision
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>>128644674
Yeah they are. There's nothing like taking them out with a Crossbow. Feels good.
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>casually looking through nuclear throne stuff
>"most brutal world 3 ever, i never stood a chance"
>take a look
>standard world 3, just incredibly shitty play
>doesn't know melee can reflect shots
>continues to carry pop gun over auto shotgun
>gets hit twice by assasin that was clearly visible
there's new and then there's bad, man.
>>
So loop 11 is kinda hard. How do you guys get past the skeleton king?
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>>128644892
Eh, I usually pick up the Bone Crossbow in L8 3-7. It basically trivializes the boss fight down to just dodging for 9 minutes. Not that big of a deal, really.
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>>128644982
You lucky shit. Bone Crossbows never drop for me. I just keep getting Double Screwdrivers.
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>>128644892
Just destroy the irradiated proto-pillars that he erects throughout the battle. Without his nuclear miasma, the Skeleton King isn't all that tough.
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>>128645064
>Not using the Double Screwdriver on the rusty motocycle to enter Y.Venus level to get Platinum weapons
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>>128645610
>platinum weapons

nigger just use pop pop diamond triple super plasma cannon
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>>128646075
>2016
>Actually thinking the DTSPC is anything but an expensive piece of shit.
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>>128644892
Haha oh man you're in for a shock once you take him down and find out you have to fight the Proto Mutant right after.
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>>128646303
Yeah, him giving no ammo drops and needing to fight that...thing afterwards ups the ante pretty hard though. It just feels like a grand finish. But let's be honest here, who the fuck actually finishes at that point instead of just going for the super loop?
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Is getting crown of love for steroids worth it?
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Chicken
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>>128640307
POP POP
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>>128646615
You gotta finish once though for that Ruler of The Universe achievement. Plus that cutscene with everyone in the camp being alive is great.
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>>128646693
if you have the weapons you want, yes
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>>128647085
You mean the golden weapons?
You can only have 1 for steroids, sadly.
I got him a golden machinegun.
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>>128647172
I think they mean after you find a good setup of weapons to use.
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>>128621407
That's some red dead redemption shit there
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>>128644315
I hate Elite Shielders so fucking much Jesus Christ.
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>>128639104
>you get the popo C skin for beating the captain
What do you think, /ntg/?
Plant's C-skin is the office plant in the HQ
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never made it this far, which do I get
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>>128648445
LUCK
U
C
K
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>>128648445
>ultra shovel
You lucky fuck.
Also, crown of blood is the best crown.
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this bug can eat shit
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>>128649021
What bug?
>didn't listen to either of us
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>>128649102
sometimes when you enter a crown vault it can generate as a regular level instead of a crown vault, but with the same small narrow hallways and shit
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Which one is the better ultra for Fish?
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you guys also get those moments when after a win you get long losing streak? i swear to god after i win i lose all my mojo
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>>128651717
depends on your weapons, if you have something like a Super Plasma Cannon pick gun warrant, if you don't have weapons that wipe the screen each shot pick confiscate
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>>128651717
You don't have Trigger Fingers and you have a bullet weapon without Recycle Gland. Go with Confiscate, it'll help you more in the long run.
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any mutations i should keep an eye out for on rogue if im going for a captain kill?
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>tfw you will never cosplay as an I.D.P.D. grunt

Has anyone done it before?
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Holy shit which one do I choose this is my best horror run yet
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>>128607660
this thing can carry me to L1 easily
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If more than one projectile can't hit an enemy in one frame, why does the super crossbow work?
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>>128653663
it just works
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>>128654038
Can't science explain it? Let's get Steroids on the phone.
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How do I not run out of ammo in loops?
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>>128655058
plutonium hunger+rabbit's paw
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>>128655058
Rabbit Paw and Plutonium Hunger.
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>>128655359
>>128655383
pawmind

Also adding that if that's not enough for you, try the Crown of Blood or the Crown of Love (assuming you don't want different weapons).
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guys i need help. on melting and gonna go throne.
got heavy assault rifle and heavy crossbow. swap anything for plasma minigun?
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>>128655832
swap out the assault rifle probably.
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Got my first tablet for the purpose of getting half-decent at drawing shit and made this as a test run of it.

>>128655832
I'd say swap out the crossbow.
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>>128655832
The rifle.
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>>128655997
never noticed he has an assbrow, bretty gud
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>>128656231
I pretty heavily referenced the pause screen art on his wiki page - it's kinda weird how many characters have that going on. Thank you, though!
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>>128655960
>>128655997
ran out of ammo, gg.
can i just get fucking fish skin pls. melting is last whore i need to get loop with
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>>128656363
Well in that case put your priority on Impact Wrists, Butt and Scarier Face and enjoy your loop
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>>128656567
i appreciate the tip anon but i am more on a garbage side of skill. i rarely loop...
and if i do i usually die on one of 3 deserts.
just too much shit happening on screen, i can't follow it all.
not sure why my best run is steroids on HQ1? i beat Captain with crystal... unless run score is based purely on kills
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>>128657236
>rarely loop

nigga
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>>128657236
>rarely loop
>24/619
you're probably better than most people here.
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>>128657932
>>128658283
what kind of loop it is when i die at 1-1? it's shit not loop. can't even have fun
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>>128658923
don't worry, i'm far worse. you're doing fine.
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Should I leave behind the shotgun or the crossbow?
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>>128618189

ask him to slap mine
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>>128659954
leave behind the shotgun and put the wrench in primary slot
>>
Destiny best crown
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>>128660641
>get last wish at full health
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>>128660641
I swear it's rigged to give the worst possible mutations.
>>
FUCK MELTING UP HER ASSHOLE I JUST WANT FISH SKIN
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>128662040
>her
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>>128662040
>>
>>128662040
>>128662139

let's get this fucking settled:

Fish:
Crystal:
Eyes: (maleish voice?)
Melting: (not sure about this one)
Plant: (plants are hermaphrodites)
Y.V.:
Steroids:
Robot: (100% mechanical)
Chicken:
Rebel:
Horror: (just a mass of rads)
Rogue:
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>>128663193
Good job filling those out.
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>>128607660
>>
>>128663193

let's get this fucking settled:

Fish: Male
Crystal: Female
Eyes: Male (maleish voice?)
Melting: Male (not sure about this one)
Plant: Genderless (plants are hermaphrodites)
Y.V.: Male
Steroids: Male
Robot: Genderless(100% mechanical)
Chicken: Female
Rebel: Female
Horror: Genderless (just a mass of rads)
Rogue: Female

Whoops, that teaches me for trying to use unicode characters on 4chan
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>last night
>dream that I'm playing some sort of secret level where you get to play as pre-mutated Lil' Hunter
>get to learn more about his backstory, him and Rogue, and how his suicide mission went down
>get to witness Lil' Hunter having to survive, mutate, and go mad
>has a throne butt and ultra
>passive has something to do with rads since Lil' Hunter became addicted to rads
>active spawns IDPD units that are hostile to all targets
>wake up, feel like shit
then I jerked off imagining what it would look like if Y.V creamed a thick bubble butt Chicken
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>>128663193
https://www.reddit.com/r/NuclearThrone/comments/3lzopb/bisnap_has_revealed_a_lot_of_lore_live_heres_the/
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>>128607660
Or energy sword
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>>128663193

Fish: Male
Crystal: Female
Eyes: Male
Melting: Female or transgender
Plant: (plants are hermaphrodites)
Y.V.: Male
Steroids: Male
Robot: (100% mechanical)
Chicken: Female
Rebel: Female
Horror: (just a mass of rads made into a qt pupper)
Rogue: Female
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>>128663382
is Steroids even a mutant
he just took a shit ton of roids
and uh
you guys notice how Steroids doesn't wear pants
I think he took so much steroids that his penis just, became nothing, or at the least became microscopic
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>>128663535

isn't bisnap just a LPer? why does he know this stuff?
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>>128663514
dumb grinchposter
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>>128663770
he interviewed the devs
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>>128663618
no
stop
not tumblr memes
anything but tumblr memes
>>128663847
how the grinch started the beta uprising
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>>128663720
>Implying steroids doesn't have a huge thick donger that's just conveniently censored
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>>128663618
>Melting: Female or transgender
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>>128663193
Fish is male
Crystal is female
Eyes is unknown but probably male
Melting is unknown but probably male
Plant is a plant
YV is a gun god
Steroids is unknown but probably male
Robot is a robot
Chicken is female
Rebel is female
Horror is radiation
Rogue is female.
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>>128663770
dev stream
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>>128663964
What the fuck
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>>128663964
>>128664060
okay he's a male or a fucking queer is that good enough?
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I FUCKING DID IT
SUCK MY DICK THRONE
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>>128664060
>steroids not being a man
that would be weird since then her tits would be on full display all the time.
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>>128664206
>queer
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>>128664060
>Horror is radiation
what if i draw porn pic of horror with pussy.
i will kill all canon
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>>128664339
Okay I got nothing, I have no fucking idea how to say it to not make it sound tumblr.

>>128664232
Great, now actually loop.
>comic sans
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>implying horror isn't a hermaphrodite
he can form a dick of radiation or make a nuclear pocket pussy or boypussy for you
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>>128664347
Do it. I fucking dare you.
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>>128664347
Do you work for Vlambeer?
If not, then it isn't canon.
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>>128664347
I'm pretty sure if you stuck your dick inside of Horror either your penis would immediately mutate, be stretched possibly infinitely, or disintegrate/melt
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>>128664347
>Implying that hasn't been done before
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>>128664429
The comic sans is a combination of ironic laughs and me actually kinda liking it
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>66 hours
>798 runs
>Only looped 6 times
Give it to me straight /ntg/. Am I total shit?
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>>128664638
Comic Sans is an okay font, it's just used very poorly
But I would never make Comic Sans my main font for my computer
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>>128664034
pretty sure steroids makes at least your balls small
i've heard sometimes it makes your dick bigger
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>>128664547
>>128664582
>>128664483

>not wanting your dick to be sucked by dimensional forces
what a casual

i will propably draw horror porn later i guess, after i rage at fucking shit melting runs
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>>128665254
>"Implying that hasn't been done before"
>wow u don't want horror lewds?
Of course I want them, why wouldn't I?
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ye boi
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>lewding pupper
stop
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>>128665254
Horror porn is basically furry loli/shota
but anyways
you should draw B skin Horror vore, when I think about it it's kind of hot, imagine a wormhole wiggling around inside of an anus/vagina
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>>128665472
Nice!
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>>128665583
>not liking usual horror lewds
>wanting horror vore

>>128665472
Pray for eagle eyes.
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>>128665472
nice low-mid tier guns, nerd.
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been trying to loop that shit melting for 4,5 hours already, haven't seen throne in 3 hours. fuck this shit. going to draw horror porn

#meltingfuckingshitcuck
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>>128633586
Passed 60 hours.
Only killed the throne once when i was carried by throne butt and super splinter gun as y.v.
Don't worry senpai,no matter how bad you are at a game there's gonna be someone even scrubbier than you.
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>>128669253
get impact wrists and spam mouse two
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So can you use strong spirit and sharp teeth to fuck up the hyper crystal bad?
Because if you can that's hilarious.
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tfw fighting a boss you've never fought before
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPaEdvCs1C8
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>>128670036
>seeing throne 2 for the first time without knowing it exists
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I swear my biggest problem is running out of ammo.
Fuck loop deserts
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LITERALLY FUCK THIS GAME I'M DONE
EXTRA FEET OR HAMMERHEAD DIDN'T SHOW UP FUCKING ONCE
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>trying to get Rogue's B Skin (still)
>Auto Crossbow and Gatling Slugger
>I GOT THIS
>get to the labs, going fine
>large area
>move down, see like 1000 freaks
>have gamma guts so not concerned at all
>Game crashes

WHEN WILL THEY FIX THIS SHIT
I HAD IT
FUCK YOU
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>>128669804
I'm pretty sure sharp teeth only cares about damage taken. Also it's delayed as fuck and you'd get double-hit.
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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I did it guys, time to work on Rogue's
Any tips for that?
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shit I'm about to fight Lil' Hunter and I have so many awesome weapons to choose from
>Smart Gun
>Nuke Launcher
>Auto Flame Shotgun
>fuckin' Energy Sword which I have never seen in any of my runs
>>
Is it bad that I like to always keep a melee weapon with me, even if it's just a wrench? I like the ability to reflect bullets and attack without ammo, even if it doesn't do much damage.
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>>128671190
Turn boss intros off and freezeframes down.
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>>128671579
I'm talking about damage on contact,and hyper crystal has 200 damage for contact while sharp teeth doubles that and you get 400 damage on the crystal,so it's more than half of his health.
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>>128672616
Energy sword. If you don't care about either of your current weapons I'd take the auto flame too.
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>>128669353
this is meme, doesn't work for shit. useful literally only in loop
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>tfw kill lil' hunter with full health
>die on his explosion
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>>128672815
I care about my weapons and want to unlock Rebel and hopefully get into the IDPD HQ and attempt doing damage to the Captain
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I've never had any of these weapons before other than the Nuke Launcher
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>>128671979
haven't seen heavy heart once and i played 192 hours, wtf
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>>128672921
This is why we take boiling veins, kids.
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>>128673086
it's not a random mutation
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>>128673086
You need to take 3 weapon specific mutations first
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>>128673086
It's shit on anyone but robot anyway,and even on robot it has some pretty shitty consequences.
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>>128672995
Energy sword is really really good, even without laser brain or long arms. Melee will fuck up Lil Hunter and it'll be helpful on the throne fight.
>>
Why do people think Y.V. is a man? I mean apart from the devs coming out and saying gods don't have genders, Y.V. is a fucking TRIANGLE FROM VENUS.
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>>128673524
>Y.V. with tits.
Anon please,i could fap to anyone in the cast but that.
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>>128673524
Society's arbitrary need to assign everything a gender, pretty much. It's as stupid as MAN SOAP FOR MEN.
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>>128673524
>his voice
SPEAKING OF Y.V I FINALLY DECIDED WHAT WEAPONS TO TAKE AND FUCKING 10 SECONDS INTO THE LEVEL I GET A NICE AND BALANCED TON OF METAL THROWN AT MY FACE
THAT'S IT, I'M GONNA ALWAYS TAKE BOILING VEINS WHEN I SEE IT
>>
>playing yv
>get to throne without even trying that hard
>get eraser and lightning hammer, feeling good
>get killed by guardian
I WAS SO CLOSE TOO
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>>128673806
Grizzly bears all have deep voices too, does that make every grizzly bear a man?
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>>128673524
It literally doesn't matter. Relax.
Dancehall and hip hop are typically pretty masculine genres of music and his voice sounds masculine too, so it leads people to call him a he.
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>>128673895
tfw you'll never loop
>>128674002
0/10 b8, m8
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>>128673895
>subpar melee and a shotgun into throne fight

It's not like you would have survived anyway
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>>128673895
Yeah call me when you get five dogs swoocing at you from off camera.
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>>128674157
Nigger, melee is required if you want to cheese the throne.
Shotguns are amazing for Y.V, obviously.
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>>128674302
>melee is required
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>>128674157
>Lightning Hammer
>subpar
Fuck outta here, it shoots lightning rails for no ammo and is only slightly less damaging than the sledgehammer.
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>>128674470
Alright, have fun not farming the green balls.
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>>128674470
Did you make that up yourself, or did you get some wino downstairs to come up with it?
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>>128674302
Get a load of this guy who can't dodge.

Okay, true, melee is very good in the throne fight, to pop the big balls, though by no means required. But two short range weapons against the throne's bullshit patterns sounds like a bad time to me.
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>>128672730
Unless you're playing as Big Dog you won't actually take 200 damage though.
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>>128674470
don't answer that, a rhetorical question
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>>128674647
>lightning
>good

I'm sorry I didn't mean to diss someone who ate wall candy as a child. Is your guardian around?
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>>128674157
I beat the throne the last time with the eraser too, and that was ez as shit
I was fish, though
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>>128672730
and you'll only take [current health - 1] damage, which is returned to the crystal as that number multplied by 2
in other words, it'll never be able to do more than 38 damage (rhino skin/fortress/ss crystal at full health)

>>128674695
BRING BACK BIG DOG
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>>128675052
So how did they fucking find out that it deals 200 damage if they never manage to get hit by that?
Did people look in the source code to find that number?
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>>128674867
Eraser is not bad against the generators or anything. In fact shotguns are some of the best at dealing with those things. I just don't know why you'd choose not to take a long-range spammer to take down the throne itself.
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>>128674847
Fuck off, man, lightning's not incredible but it's far from garbage. Saved my ass in the Frozen City a bunch of times.
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>>128671783
you mean WHIRRRR WHIRRRR WHIRRRR
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>>128675379
My only other option was a crossbow
I took my chances
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Rec me games like Nuclear Throne.
I already unlocked Melting B and i'm bored.
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>>128675508
Downwell.
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>>128675484
In that case, no judgement, I guess.

>>128675398
It's unreliable and only one lightning bolt can hit an enemy at a time. The only lightning weapon I'd even consider taking is the cannon.
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I hope the person who came up with mimics goes to sleep every night knowing they disappointed their parents.
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quick /ntg/
what do i take
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Here's a challenge for you guys. How far can you get using only Chicken's active? And when I say only I mean only. No left clicking for any reason. Here's how far I got.
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>>128676378
Is crown of guns allowed?
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>>128676373
same anon, im on 5-1 by the way
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>>128676442
Sure
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>>128676373
>"What do i do?"
>fish
Just roll out of it mate.
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>>128676373
Stick with what you got
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>>128676725
alright, thanks anon
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>>128676798
>i find energy hammer the literal next stage
>die
whoops i suck
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>>128676938
Energy hammer is shit anyways.
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>Having a very good looking run
>Auto crossbow with bolt marrow and e-hammer, mutations are pretty good
>Shoot at crowd in frozen city
>Accidentally activate crown portal
>Fail to notice inspector near me hiding in a wall
>He shoots me point blank with his slugger
>You have failed to reach the Nuclear Throne

Why is it so hard to git gud
>>
>>128677019
Because Vlambooze hates you
>>
why this game never sale? I thought they do on wintersale but they didn't.. just asking
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>>128677019
Because it takes time to git there in the first place. You think Mike Tyson ripped off his umbilical chord and knocked his Dad out the day he was born?
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>>128677219
Because vlambeer are greedy jews
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>>128677219
Turdishuns
Should have gotten one of those stream keys buddy :^)
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>>128677219
Because it recently came out and they still have at least one major patch to go. I imagine it'll be on sale during the next big steam sale.
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>can actualy beat Lil fucker consistently
Gitting gud feels gud
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>>128677331
>You think Mike Tyson ripped off his umbilical chord and knocked his Dad out the day he was born?
yes
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here's some shit tier oc i made when i was tired as shit
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>tfw miraculously made it to loop 4-1 once
>tfw always die on loop 1-3 now
I want to git gut.
Also I never made it to IDPD hq before, how do I do that?
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>>128677546
>tfw i can kill him somewhat easily now
fucktanks and ice skaters fucking
me
>>128677793
ya gotta get in the idpd van while it's still moving, before it's stopped.
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>>128677674
gud
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I AM A FUCKING GOD
AND MY INSTINCTS TOLD ME TO SIT ON THE THRONE
DIDN'T DESTROY ALL OF THE GENERATORS
PLEASE DON'T TELL ME YOU DON'T HAVE TO DESTROY ALL THE GENERATORS BEFORE KILLING THE THRONE
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>>128677878
thanks man
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>>128678238
Only if you want to loop.
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>>128678238
all you get for destroying the generators is to loop (and get rebel), but if you destroy the generators you cant sit on the throne (and get rogue)
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>>128678238
Only if you want to loop, but I presume this is your first win and you need to unlock Rogue anyway.

Enjoy your win, friend. You did good.
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>>128678238
If you want to loop you do.
Focus on them first and it's easy enough. Halves the throne's health in the process.
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This is what I listen to while playing,don't judge me
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>>128678238
if you want to loop you have to destory all the generators
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>>128678464
>>128678474
>>128678508
>>128678519
>>128678621
What I meant to ask is is it possible to walk pass the Throne after defeating it?
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>>128678850
not sure, but if you had hammerhead probably
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>>128678528
I play while listening to old screamo.
Don't judge me, but i can't stand the soundtrack except for the throne music.
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guns that can roll
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>>128675249
You used to be able to screenshoot/pause right as you died and there was no limit to how far into the negative your HP could be displayed as. Leading to lots of screenshots of people with -198 health etc.
>>
>>128679214
How do you even hold that?
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>>128679214
How do you hold it?
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>>128679386
>>128679404
I suppose the thumb goes between the fins?
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>>128679003
>tfw you'll never find a toxic bow/grenade launcher and destroy the all of the Throne's generators easily and then unlock Rebel
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>>128679386
>>128679404
You put it in your mouth and pull the trigger with your tongue.
>>
6,5 hours straigh of playing melting, still can't loop.
there are no words that can express my hatred for this character..
i just want fucking fish skin
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

inb4
>anon right click easy win gg
>git gud
>it's not fair, it's not right
>anon melting is easy
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>>128679573
same dude
i had a gattling zooker and super splinter gun on throne fight
>great mutations, nearly ultra level
my one flaw was not getting boiling veins
>infer what happened
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>>128679742
whoops, im not the same person, i mean to say like "same, dude"
haha im autistic
sorry dudes
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>>128679273
At least thanks for explaining it to me.
>update 98:they add this as apologies for removing pop pop with melee.
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>tfw this will never be a permanent menu and character selection screen
amyways
>>128679742
Boiling Veins is basically a requirement unless if you have a melee weapon you're willing to stick with till the Throne
also
>tfw you will never get to use the Black Sword
I hope the Black Sword is an unlockable weapon cause it'd be pretty dope to begin with that, but in order to balance it you can't pick up any other weapons other than more cursed weapons.
Fucking thing apparently does 80 damage when headless
I also hope I can glitch-store (pretty sure there's a glitch like this) an energy sword, that'd be dank, otherwise, golden crossbow/golden slugger when
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>>128679951
that cop literally looks like a bey-blade
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>>128680291
Nope, black sword isn't unlockable.
Unless it was because I got it on the daily.
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>>128680291
well you can store weapons in the proto chests but im not fully aware of a glitch that lets you store any weapon instead of a golden one
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>play as throne butt YV
>find a heavy slugger
>fire once at lil hunter
>he dies
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>>128680538
Nothing beats the feeling of killing Lil Hunter in less than 3 seconds
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>>128680724
Meh, beating him at 1/8 HP with the starting weapons because RNG hates you in like 3 minutes is so much more satisfying.
>>
Same anon as lil hunter heavy slug
I'm at 7-2
Auto crossbow or smart gun
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>>128680943
Auto Cross
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>>128680943
Auto crossbow.
Smart gun doesn't target the generators.
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>>128680943
ez
autocross
>>
What's the best gold weapon for Y.V.?
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>>128681093
Golden Revolver.
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>>128681093
Golden shotgun or golden assault rifle.
The second one is only post-loop though, so go for the shotgun first.
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>>128681093
The best gold weapon for every character since golden weapons are gr8 m8 is probabally either the crossbow, slugger, assault rilfe, or laser pistol
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>>128680996
>>128681061
>>128681072
Same guy
>use heavy slugger to oneshot all the generators
>die in one hit thanks to the throne
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ive never really known the answer:
shotgun>slugger, or slugger>shotgun???
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>>128681307
Shotgun > slugger, ALWAYS.
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>>128681307
Shotgun > slugger.
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>>128681093
Golden laser pistol with laser brain carries you to the throne.
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>>128681294
yeah, rip
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Y.V's Dad
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>>128681408
same dude
ive always found shotgun weapons better early game, and slugger weapons better lategame so that's why im asking all you actual good people
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>>128681307
Sluggers are just shit crossbows,so in terms of usefulness shotguns are better.
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>>128663193
Canonically,

Male
>Fish
>Eyes
>Steroids
>YV

Female
>Chicken
>Crystal
>Rebel
>Rogue

Its (Not to be confused with 'Theys', since they are things)
>Plant
>Robot
>Melting
>Horror

Or, that's what Paul said in a stream once.
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>Steroids
>Double Minigun and Heavy Assault Rifle
>Throne died in less than 10 seconds even while targeting the generators
>Throne II died even faster
>Got killed almost immediately afterwards because I stood out in the open rather than spray and pray from a distance

Was a god damn blast though.
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>tfw you outgun lil' hunter without an assault slugger or anything like that
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Getting ultra B with Rebel spawned so many allies that I didn't notice the shielder they were all shooting at. I don't think the shielder was even alive anymore.
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>>128682631
you mean
>tfw I had Boiling Veins/a melee weapon and killed Lil' Hunter
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>>128682631
>tfw you kill lil' hunter with a machinegun
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Little Hunter is the weirdest boss ever. I was convinced he was impossible to beat without Crystal, and now I'm magically beating him on a regular basis as Fish. Like, I'm not even consciously doing anything different. He went from impossible to not for no apparent reason. Is this the magic of gitting gud?
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>>128683528
No, that's because you didn't know his patterns.
Once you know something's patterns, it's hard not to outplay it.
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Anyone else watching the winter tournament?
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>>128683802
What?
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guys need fast reply, at throne with melting.

smart gun + super slugger

or drop something for sledgehammer?

i am shit at dodging stuff and i need to loop
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>>128684114
drop smartgun for hammer
use it to bust balls
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>>128684114
Drop the smart gun for sledgehammer.
It doesn't target the generators.
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>>128684114
dont drop really
sledge has good damage but if you want to reflect its shit tier due to slow rof
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>>128684114
You won't really need the smart gun since the dps isn't that good and you don't really need to aim to kill the throne,so i'd say the sledgehammer would be more useful.
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>>128684114
The hammer isn't going to protect you for shit unless you have stress and rhino skin
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>>128683965
SmiteTV on Twitch
it's a Nuclear Throne speedrunning tournament
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telekinesis is an assassin's wet dream and I just learnt that today
>doing good as Eyes
>100% focused
>in a tight corner so I'm using my TK
>WATCH OUT WATCH OUT WATCH OUT
>assassin pulls a John Cena and TKOs me
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>>128684570
>eyes
>without a good melee to counter assassins
Your fault.
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>>128684206
>>128684254
>>128684263
>>128684268
>>128684307

sledgehammer + super slugger

i did it senpai, i love you all. finally can stop playing melting after 7,5 hours
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>>128684864
No problem anon.
We're always here to help.
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>>128684864
Best b skin
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>>128684720
You think I don't know that now?
I rarely play Eyes anyways, TK is kind of an meh-level active.
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>>128685138
>TK
>meh level active
I think you never got throne butt + euphoria.
You're literally invincible to all kinds of bullets.
If you're not okay with it pushing enemies towards you, get the monster style ultra.
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>>128685102
Metal Gear vs. the Throne
which one wins?
also does anyone else think that Fish's B skin is mainly inspired by Solid Snake/Big Boss?
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>>128685331
thats /literally/ what its inspired by, dumbo
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>>128663618
How can someone who doesn't fit in the role of either gender be transgender?
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>>128685331
I'm pretty sure that was the point.
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>>128685102
The phantom roll
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Oh boy here we go.
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>>128681307
Fucking sluggers. There are like four shotguns worth taking beyond 5-1 and there are usually better weapons dropping by then anyway.
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>>128681635
Isn't Melting a person though.
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>>128685649
Enjoy your click click click click click click dead
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>>128685729
Yes, but the idea is that Melting is too far gone for the concept of sex to really matter. Melting's more skeleton than man at this point, there's nothing going on down there.
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>>128644892
>>128644982
>>128645064
>>128645113
>>128645610
>>128646075
>>128646185
>>128646303
>>128646615
>>128646974
These posts make me wish you actually got new content on later loops. You have a bunch of new stuff on L1, and IDPD Freaks on L3, but I think that's it.
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>>128685702
I think he meant basic shotgun vs. basic slugger.
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>>128685931
Basic shotgun is worse than the fucking revolver half the time.
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>>128685535
Does that mean that big fish and fish are not the same fish?
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>>128685535
>>128685617
>filename
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>>128685998
Why isn't there a Fish bait image yet?
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>>128686234
Because there is
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>>128663618
>Melting: It's so cold down there.
Fixed
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>>128686234
There is.
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>>128686234
>shooting bandits is hard :0(
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>>128686332
>Watch out for faggots.
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So is the blood launcher any good,seems like a bad grenade launcher to me.
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>>128685331
>Big Bass
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>>128686465
It destroys enemy bullets.
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>>128686465
It destroys projectiles.
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>>128686036
holy fuck Big Boss inspired Fish C skin when
>really pale skin pigment
>catfish whiskers (facial hair)
>that black battle suit from MGS3/trenchcoat
>arm prosthesis
>shcrapnel sticking out of the temple
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>>128686465
The explosions destroy projectiles. It's great but not as robust as the blood cannon.
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>>128686465
It wrecks red circles and green ovals
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>>128686553
>>128686559
>>128686652

So is there any reason to take one over a shovel or a sledgehammer,seems like it would be really finicky to use if you want to actually destroy bullets.
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>>128686465
It gets rid of most of the things that can be shoot
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>>128685102
punished fish
a fallen cop
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>>128671979
Get good with the Rogue Rifle. Make the achievement of getting Rogue's B Skin an actual achievement by killing The Captain with nothing but IDPD Weaponry.
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>>128686929
It's good if you panic under fire, gives you breathing room to center and start shooting back.
Blood Cannon is better in every way though
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>>128686929
Because it has a lot more range to it and you don't need long arms or trigger fingers to get any use out of it.
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Holy shit guys can I actually loop an get fish's fucking B skin?
I've literally only got shit tier weapons the whole run and I somehow got to 7-3.

>>128686929
No, there isn't.
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>be yv
>be a nigger
>shit, you're a nigger
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>>128685102
>fish as snake
>eyes as kaz
>rogue as quiet
>yv as ocelot
>horror as diamond dog
>skeleton as ghost face
NUCLEAR THRONE V: THE PHANTOM RADIATON
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>>128686465
It prematurely ends the trajectory of a couple ranged attacks
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>>128687185
>shovel
>long arms
You'll be fine. Don't be such a baby.
>>
argh
still playing as Eyes
trying to git really good as Eyes cause I've discovered how amazing Eyes is when it comes to short-range and melee
>find heavy crossbow on 3-1
>have a shovel with me
>an enemy drops the toxic bow
>have been told that the toxic bow is really good for destroying the Throne's generators
>but
>the heavy crossbow
>and the shovel (no long arms yet)
halp me /ntg/
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>>128687390
I died because 'LOL CROSSBOW HAHA 10 MINUTES TO DESTROY A SINGLE FUCKING GENERATOR IS FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'.
Do I have the rights to cheat right now?
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>>128687619
Heavy Crossbow is waaay better
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>>128687309
>yv doing ocelot's gun tricks
hnnnng.
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>>128687849
It's a single player game, do what you want.
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>>128687309
Why not eyes as quiet?
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>>128687965
>Y.V saying "You're pretty good." in his deep, manly, soothing, sexy voice
yes homo
>Y.V doing that really gay thing Ocelot did in MGS3 where he meows like a cat which signals his backup to show up
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>Extra Feet on Plant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-w9PukG97oQ

Holy shit this is fun
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>>128688064
because BOOBS
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>>128688768
the pupil kind of looks like a nipple if you squint your eyes
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>>128688727
try it on frog
https://youtu.be/PTEWnVaDDxE
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tfw you find an energy hammer in a weapon chest and you have a shovel but you don't have energy brain or long arms
tfw you have a shovel
tfw you're about to fight the Throne and your weapons are NOT very good at fighting the Throne
I wanna loop the games guys
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>>128634673
>comparing InCase to Moon Over June
I'm replying 13 hours later to say that I seriously hope you guys don't do this.
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>>128689578
nigga just use what you're given well, something something a sword is only as good as the person wielding it
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>>128687849
>try to fight the final boss with a 1-1 weapon and a 1-3 weapon
>die
>blame the game
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nerf IDPD aim pls, they are like cobra snipers on steroids
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>>128690703
>Implying the game actually gave me anything better
Nigger, if it did I would've fucking used it.
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>>128690458
Fuck it.
You're right.
If I can clutch once with a shovel and I clutch twice with a shovel.
>>
If I'm running dual melee Steroids, is it worth it to pick up Throne Butt on the off-chance I find two energy melee weapons?
>>
What causes the IDPD to show up in the Palace?

The first board of the Palace they sometimes show up or they dont' show up. The second board they seem to always show up.
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>>128691523
It's random_____________________________________________________________
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>>128691523
>how many dogs in that one, only 3? nah
>wait, this sorry fuck has 6 to deal with, let's gank em
>>
I believe that the IDPD do not operate out of a single universe, policing the rest of the multiverse. There are too many inconsistencies for this to be a possibility. If there is only ONE IDPD timeline, then why is it that you can loop until you see freak IDPD, die, swap to another universe, and see normal IDPD again, when the freaks signify that their HQ was destroyed? Why are there multiple lil hunters, shouldn't there be just one as he was from the IDPD timeline and nowhere else? Same for rogue, why are there multiple versions of her? The captain as well, you can fight her over and over.

I submit that the IDPD HQ is not its own dimensional timeline, but rather a base set on the moon or some such off-planet location in the same universe as the mutants. The inter-dimensional part of their name comes from the fact that they collaborate with their alternate dimension counterparts to police the ravaged earth.

Universe A has Earth A, Throne A, Mutant Campfire A, and IDPD HQ A on Moon A,
Universe B has Earth B, Throne B, Mutant Campfire B, and IDPD HQ B on Moon B, and so on and so forth infinitely.
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>>128687309
>steroids as huey
>robot as d walker
>paz as rebel
>crystal as peaquad.
>>
Can mimics spawn on 7-3? I don't think I've ever seen it happen.
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>>128691998

Seriously that is the worst.
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welp
at least I have proven to myself that I can clutch like crazy
maybe I should have picked up that Dragon or that Laser Minigun instead of keeping my Heavy Crossbow
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UPDATE

http://imgur.com/a/XnvcF

There's two new pages, so check out the imgur link for the second one. Boy how did we get to where we are today?
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This general is the collabriation of all of us struggling anons trying to reach the Nuclear Throne.

Just like the characters in Nuclear Throne.

This game is too meta.
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>>128692835
>rogue wasn't even dead to begin with
lmao, but what about chicken?
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Remember kiddos, watch out for maggots.
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>>128692835
>anon tries to kill people with suspense:the comic
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>If you missed a rad canister and got open mind, the next level can spawn two BIG rad canisters
Is this a legitimate strategy?
>>
>>128693176
Yeah.
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Are there ways to tell a chest is mimic without shooting at it?
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>>128692835
can't Y.V teleport?
>>
>>128692835
Fuck, I'm actually excited for the next update.
>>
>>128693332
It's idle animation is it licking it's teeth.
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>>128693396
Only when his Hype Points are drained.
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>>128693332
it doesn't shine and it attack animation plays when near other enemies
mimics are really easy to spot
but I fear for the day when I encounter a medkit mimic
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>>128692835
>Rogue didn't actually die
THE PLOT THICKENS
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>>128693016
Well yeah, a Slugger shot is only 5/8HP.

>>128693396
You think he's gonna just desert them to die now he's taken this final stand?
>>
>>128693542
>kill a rare purple mimic
>you get sucked into the world of mimics, where you see their true monstrous forms

if only
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>>128693918
they are huge dildos made of radiation, like guardians
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>tfw used to die to the fire trap things in scrapyard all the time
>start maining Rogue
>mfw I can now destroy them at my leisure
I'm sure this is a waste of a portal strike, but fuck it feels nice to not have my movement restricted by this retarded mechanic.
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masters of stealth
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>>128694958
>auto shotty


You should be fine senpai
>>
I just had a dumb idea for a comic

a co-op run with Rogue and someone else and she spots an Assassin and she's like "oh shit, I heard these guys pretend to be dead to ambush you!" and her partner's just like "that's just a regular dead guy." "oh..."
>>
>>128694958
works in phantom pain
>>
>Plant: If you hold down the RMB while using its active, the camera focuses on the vines, allowing you to see further ahead

It does nothing for me. Is this bugged?
>>
>>128695216
>Fish and Rogue
>3-whatever
>Rogue spots an assassin pretending to be dead
>Rogue: "Wait! I think I see an assassin."
>Fish: "No shit."
>Fish 1-shots the assassin
>Fish: "They always pretend to be dead, fuckin' scrub I bet you haven't even looped once."
something like that
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How do I git gud at melting?
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>>128669253
I'm still waiting for the horror porn you know.
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>>128696075
just be really patient. don't run over to grab rads/ ammo if there are too many enemies in the way. once you get brain capacity you can be a reckless as you want to be
>>
What exactly activates Big Dog?
Sometimes I'll get right next to him and he won't give a shit, other times I'll halfway across the map and he'll wake up.
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>>128696075
>tfw golden tanks
those things are worse than Lil Hunter
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>>128696976
god damnit I can't stop hearing it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-axJTzj0VU
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>ayy m8 I heard you wanted some rads
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>>128692136
That's the same idea I got. A collaborative army of IDPD's vs every instance of the Mutant Band wherever they spring up in the multiverse. It's an infinite multiversal war. I'd like to imagine the Mutant Band are an Elite IDPD Squadron in some other universe. Probably look like those sprites that one anon did above.
>>
>>128697708
wow, truly no reason to fight then fucking reminds me of bioshock infinite's stupid ending
>>
Is it even feasibly possible to get Plant B without Oasis Skip?
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>>128697276

Ha, that's funny.

How do you get Rebel?
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>>128697305
>Big Bandit spawns behind you
>Maggot blocks exit and soaks your bullets for a while before exploding
>Your hesistant to run into the maggot field but BB is coming for your ass
>BB has his gun primed and let's you have it
>Die
>tfw could have been level 5 by Sewers
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>>128698051
Just think of the potential multiversal shenanigans and OC that could rise if people consider this idea.
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>>128698441
destroy the generators and kill the throne, can't remember if you have to make it to loop desert or not
>>
hey im a shit-tier drawfriend and i made
>>128677674
any requests
>by the way dont expect anything great
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>>128698893

Oh no. I thought all you had to do was get to the campfire.

I'll never get Rebel now.

This truly is the Dark Souls of video games.
>>
>>128699173
0-1 isn't that hard at all.
It's boss is basically a shittier throne with some flashy attacks.
>>
>>128699151
Draw a very happy Horror
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>>128699324

I usually waste all my ammo on the Throne, let alone the four generators. How many people here have actually gotten Rebel?
>>
>>128699151
also keep in mind ive got minimal time spent in drawing any nuclear throne
>considering that yv is the only thing ive made nuclear throne related
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>>128699151

Something based off of
>>128692136
and
>>128697708

Maybe a mutant or IDPD officer looking through a portal and seeing an alternate universe version of himself looking back?
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>>128699436
Once you learn how to get through the game, it becomes pretty easy. You'll get the hang of it.
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>>128699436
>>
>>128699382
i'll try, pal
>>128699480
>yea right dude i cant draw that for shit
like, anything simple
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>>128699685

The worst part is the palace when IDPD swarms the place and there are 4 dogs flopping around.

What weapons should I have when I'm in the Frozen City and beyond?

I usually have a shotgun or bolt weapon.
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what's the deal with Y.V being shipped with Chicken and why do I approve of it
>>
>start playing
>either die on the desert or get to frozen city
>if I get to frozen city I either die to a snowbot or lil hunter
>if I kill lil hunter I always reach the throne
>if I kill the generatos I always die
fuck
>>
>>128699939
The internet will ship literally anything.
You want a fun time? Look up Channel Awesome fanfics.
>>
>>128699795

You ever see those sprites that one anon made of the IDPD mutants? How bout a normal mutant and an IDPD mutant meeting?
>>
>>128699939
I dont approve.
My OTP is ChickenX___me__
>>
right so this is shit drawfriend
i dont know why but my hand just super sore after i was makin my dinner so nothings getting done tonight sorry
>>128700196
on the other hand i dont need to like, use my hand much for a mouse so i could probably try this in paint kek
sorry dudes
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>>128699939
Because as a gangsta rapper, YV wants big booty bitches
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>>128699869
Every weapon type can be good, it all comes down to personal preference and whatever RNG decides to give you. Try to get a feel for every weapon type and see what you like and what you don't like.

As for dogs, just keep a safe distance and fire away. Keep a careful eye on the Explo Guardians, too. Just stay as far back as possible when you're in the Palace and you should be alright. To kill Dog Guardians with a melee weapon, bait them to charge and move in a triangular pattern. I'll see if I can get a webm next time I get into that situation.

I don't recommend taking any melee weapon other than Energy Weapons and I guess the Jackhammer into Palace. Sledgehammer can almost oneshot everything before it, but Palace laughs in the face of Shovel and Sledgehammer and their long-ass reload times.

>>128699939
Someone post that comic where Fish asks YV if he has any crushes.
>>
>>128699939
Seriusly tho, that ship doesn't make any sense
>>
>>128699382
sorry pal, refer to>>128700376
ill try this another time tho, request in another /ntg/ sometime and i might be there to do it
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>>128700506
That's okay, buddy. You take care of yourself first.
>>
>Haven't beat Lil' Cunter
>Can't consistently get to him, only twice
>Do a Robot run to get him a Golden wep
>End up with a Cluster Launcher and a Wave Gun in Frozen City 1
>Die to my own cluster bomb through 8 HP when I try to kill the last mob cause I'm low on shotgun ammo
IT WAS SO GOOD, WHY?
>>
>>128700762
Protip: don't take explosive weapons without boiling veins.
Ever.
>>
>be steroids with auto crossbow and gatling slugger
>reach 3-1 L2
>game crashes and doesn't save my score
At least I unlocked his B-skin. I think I'm done with this game until they fix the constant crashes, though
>>
>>128700878
Protip: I am exceptionally good with Explosive weaponry even in tight areas
It just so happens that Clusterbomb RNG happened to send a mini-bomb flying around 2 corners into my face.
>>
>>128700762
Should've eaten the Cluster Launcher instead. I would've given you ammo for the other weapon, and having only one weapon means all ammo drops will be for that weapon's ammo type. It's a good thing to note when you're Robot and you know you can manage with one weapon for a while.
>>
>>128700392
that actually does things to my peepee
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>>128700675
alright, thanks man.
>>
>>128700213
>>128700392
>>128700491
I bet you guys would bukake Chicken, no respect, no thought for what would happen to her feathers if the cum dried
>>128700762
>not using a melee weapon for Lil' Hunter
>not watching out for his shadow
you asked for this.
>>
>>128699939
I actually like it since, YV could be seen as an action hero, like the ones in John Woo movies. And YV had a mansion full of venusian bird bouncers. I mean, it makes a little sense.
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guys, how to have fun without reaching loop.. all cool weapons are only there
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>>128701135
No!
I want to tenderly love Chicken!
I'm gonna marry her!
>>
>>128701298
Go to extra the extra levels like Pizza Time, Crown Vault and such. Makes late-game weapons spawn earlier.

Also play as Robot and use Crown of Curses.
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>>128701519
>curses on robot
enjoy losing 7 health whenever you eat a weapon
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>>128701618
He wanted good weapons earlier.
>>
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>>128701298
You loop. Or you play Robot and take Pizza Sewers + Crown Vaults to knock down the difficulty threshold since you're bad.
>>
>>128701519
>>128701618
Honestly, you can skip the Crown Vault as Robot unless you want to unlock them.
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anyone streaming? rattled at last run and dont want to do another and any other game is p. boring
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>>128701762
Work on that Isaac Afterbirth backlog, Afterbirth+ is coming.
>>
>>128701931
>it's a paid shitty fix to afternerf
WOW IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
>>
>>128701225
Yeah me too
Y.V obviously likes action and guns
Chicken likes kung-fu and swords
Chicken is practically a kung-fu goddess
Chicken is also is virtually immortal, at least when she's got the Harder to Kill ultra
They have so much in common and plus Chicken's got bubble butt
>>
>>128701931
>tfw i dont have afterbirth
poor anon here spent all my mone on a steam card during christmas for this game
rip :(
>>
>>128701931
BOI is really slow compared to this, plus I lost interest when Edmund got butthurt and made some stupid ARG
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>>128702113
Yeah, that made me cry.
>"It's a full expansion with full mod support as a bonus!"
>It's going to be <6 months since Afterbirth
>For another "full" expansion
>Inb4 it's all Co-Op Babies
>Oh and we're charging for it because I need a 3rd yacht and want to trigger the vocal minority.
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Imagine robot in Y.V's crib opening both of the chests.
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>>128702113
i kek'd
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>>128702164
Pirate it and barf at the RNG, then transfer saves when you get Afterbirth whenever.
>>128702186
And it's going to get worse before it gets better.
>>
>>128702386
For the first time ever, he'd experience true happiness.
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>>128702460
jokes on you, i already did
glad i didnt waste money on it, i couldnt care less about the game desu
>>
>>128702386
>Both
>He didn't take Open Mind
Do we have a list of best Mutations per mutant yet?
Cause I'd love to make an easier to visualize version of that with squares
>Each Mutant at the top
>Mutation visual squares going down with BEST at the top and going down as they get worse
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>>128702618
well, we have mutant guides and henceforth best per mutant but
theyre shit
>>
>>128702259
>>128702113
>The Story of Afterbirth
>Edmund became enraged that people found the Lost so quickly, and dataminers
>Edmund releases Afterbirth slowly through 9 updates or something
>Literally tells people to stop playing so fast and enjoy what they have for Day 1, which is almost nothing
>Dataminers were already allowed to play a lot more than regular players
>Proceed to start nerfing a lot of items and characters making the game a shit shoot
>Edmund realizes he fucks up
>Makes the unlock for killing the final boss a coop baby that does nothing, and an item that kills everything, which is useful since RNG and you already beat the final boss with everyone, why would anyone want this now?
>Afterbirth +
>the end
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>>128702773
Yeah... I'd compile it myself, but that requires intimate knowledge of everyone and I'm still missing 4 Mutants.
Also
>At the bottom are their 2/3 Ultras
>Each one is tiered in its own space, as described in the empty space beneath the first 2, excluding Horror's column
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>>128702861
lets leave the shitshooter game to it's own general
this is nuclear throne so how about we talk about nuclear throne
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>>128702861
You forgot
>Best spacebar in game has a 12 room cooldown that is ridiculous
>Requires you beat the "final" boss with EVERY character on Hard
>>
>>128703163
YOU forgot
>5 times rarer than every other item.
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>>128703021
>/boig/
>Implying not dead
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>>128703258
>it deserves to be
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>>128703258
Rest in Steak-Shaped Coffin-based Peace
>Finally finished Keeper's sticky after 200 runs over 2 months
>>
REV UP THOSE OPINIONS
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>>128703636
I fucked up Rogue's skill floor. Got it backwards. It's fixed now.
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>>128703636

>roided man is the easiest character meme

never gets old t︂b︂︂h
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>>128703636
>skill floors and ceilings for some of the characters are pretty even
this is pretty ok
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>>128703636
Add a numerical measure on the side with semi-transparent lines for accurate comparison.
Now then: floors
Melting needs to go down a notch, same with Plant
Fish needs to go up 1, crystal 2, Y.V. down 1
Steroids, I kek'd, but true.
Robot is about right, chicken needs to move up a bit, Rogue is fine, horror is fine, Rebel needs to go up a few.
Ceilings: move Chicken up 1.
Move Plant, Melting, Y.V. down 1, Fish and Crystal down 1.
Otherwise, looks good to me.
>>
is it canon that Y.V's homeworld is Venus, the planet?
>>
>>128703636
>yv's skill ceiling is the second highest
Feels good man
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>>128703870
I tried to imply a standard with where Fish is. He is neither skill-intensive nor braindead easy. Everything is placed relative to that level.

>>128703979
Noted. It was just a sloppy iteration made in a couple of minutes where the goal was to get maximum (You)s.
>>
>>128700981
>am exceptionally good with Explosive weaponry even in tight areas
then why'd you kill yourself brosef?
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>>128703636
>rogue
>potential
>>
beginner's guide to rogue:
>get long arms
>get sharp teeth
>get blood hammer
>get super blast armor
>win game
>>
>>128704169
Simple: Cluster Bomb got lucky and bounced around 2 corners going both ways, once for main onto a wolf
Then one of the minis did the same in reverse and killed me while backpedaling.
I'm good, I just tend to die to dumb shit of a varied nature, such as that 1 rat, a stray Bandit shot, etc. After about 250 Melting runs with no HP ups, I can consistently hit Frozen City with anyone else, but always get fucked by Gorillabots and Cunter.
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WAKE ME UP
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lets share some embarrassing nt stories
>first time i get to throne was 2 days ago, ironically
>i have gattling zooka
>run into own zooka trying to blow up generators
>mfw i look back on the recording and boiling veins was in the first mutation pool
>mfw i delete the recording
i reached it one more time the next night, yesterday
nothing special i was just stupid and got blown up by 4th generator because pack'd, but no boiling veins in the rotation so rip either way
>>
>Nuclear Throne indiebox ends in three days
>could be called for work at anytime
>don't even know if I'll be paid on the spot when I work

ITS AINT FAIR IT AINT RIGHT
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>>128704569
The style clash is real
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>>128703804
Objectively fixed.
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1 0 0 0 hours in paint
0
0
0

I rarely ever draw, so I like how this came out
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>>128704647
It turned out really well.
>>128704643
Ok, now you really are just trolling. I'll do it later.
Also,
>No Frug, Skelington
>>
what the fuck why is my PC and my game getting like <30 FPS
>>
>>128704818
Nuclear Throne is locked at 30 FPS because Vlambeer don't know how to program.
Deal with it or refund, nigga.
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>>128704818
Are you recording/streaming?
My shit does that when I try to stream.
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>>128704818
well the game runs at 30 fps max
why its not that on your pc i dont know
even my literal shit tier computer can run the game perfectly 9 times out of 10
>>
>>
>>128704407
>I'm good
>Takes a Cluster Launcher
Unless you're stuck in update 96, don't bother with mini explosive weapons.

>>128704643
Melting should not be that high. He should be high, but he is definitely not the most skill-intensive character once you reach Ultra and just mash RMB for days.
Rebel shouldn't be that high when portal healing negates most mistakes you can make.
Crystal does require some skill, not as much as, let's say, Fish, but definitely more than Steroids.
I wouldn't bully Horror as much in the skill floor department, that passive is definitely easier but it's tough to actually use the rad beam efficiently ever since it was nerfed a while back.
Plant should have a higher skill ceiling than Fish, because going that fast and not overshooting your movement patterns and running into a bullet is harder than it sounds.
PUT CHICKEN'S SKILL FLOOR LOWER THAN FISH
The rest is whatever.
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>>128705110
That's pretty great
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>>128704913
>>128704967
Yeah but the thing is, I'm so use to playing games with low FPS that I've somehow gained an ability to be playing a game at like, 15, 20 FPS and be like "yeah this is smooth enough for me and perfectly fine."
>>
>>128705446
you made your op sound like a bad thing
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>>128705812
I'm like getting 10 frames here
Steam says 30
but it feels a lot like 10
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>>128706198
its better off trusting steam than yourself
trust me
>i run tf2 with 10-20 frames
>>
Heavy Heart for Robot?
>>
>>128706370
>Playing TF2
>Abruptly stop moving
>Now I have to see if it was a cloaked Spy, some idiotically placed from, or if the game was just shitting itself again
>>
>>128706529
If you make it that far as Robutt, you really don't need it.
>>
>>128706489
Robot is the only reason you'd get heavy heart.
Though it's still pretty shit because even if you get it,you either:
Have 2 weapon mutations that you don't use.
Or
Be locked to 2 kinds of weapons to use those mutations.
That of course if you're not fag enough to not take boiling veins.
>>
>>128706529
kek same
>>128706489
as robot, if you got a good setup, sure
depends, really.
>>
>>128706596
>>128706489
I can reply to posts properly, really, I can.
>>
thread is dead
rip :(
>>
>>128669253
I'M STILL WAITING
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FINALLY had a fun run.
i think i like robot
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TFW the upper atmosphere of Venus alone is like 120 degrees
>>
>tfw Dragon's Dogma sucks ass
back to this game I guess
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>>128707769
>implying gods have to care about temperature
nice one, noob.
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>>128704918
nope, aaand my computer froze when I decided to quit out of the game
things seem to be smooth right now, so
back to bizniz
>>
I hear melting is pretty good?
He seems pretty hard to play though.
Do people like him because he's fun as fuck later in the game?
>>
>>128707769
How the normal mutants get into YV mansion without burning and dying?
>>
>>128708163
to put it simply:
melting is a "play it safe" character until you have the credentials to go batshit
>>
>>128708163
Why don't you play and find out?
>>
>>128708281
air conditioning?
>>
>>128708281
A/C
>>128707996
Y.V is a gun god, not a god god
>>
>>128708498
gods are still gods, genius.
>>
>Projectile Style
>While using Telekinesis, your projectiles will be frozen in a stationary position on top of Eyes, in the direction of where you shot your gun. Upon deactivating Telekinesis, all projectiles will continue to travel their initial destination and behave as normal.

Melee weapons will have less range while using Telekinesis.
what's so good about this?
>>
>>128708498
>there is a star-shaped entity, the God God, that controlls YV and Cuz from his mansion on Mercury
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who haven't gotten to the throne here?
>>
>>128708767
Like 15 hours so far and the farthest I've made it is 6-1. Feels bad being a shitter.
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>picked up Luftrausers because the dev was Vlambeer and I like their other games I've played (NT, Super Crate Box and Gun Godz)
>tfw it's also great

This developer is fucking based.
>>
>>128708767
i have, havent beaten it because ive got mild autism
>captcha: pickup trucks
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i swear to god, I cannot get past world 3 and it's because of those stupid god damn fucking things. what the fuck do i do
>>
>>128708990
Take them out from far with laser or bolt weapons. Use their laser as a way to aim for them.
>>
>>128708990
avoid them
red line in your general direction means hide
ezpz, dont get close or melee them. they explode.
>>
>>128704070
Yes, Gun Godz is described as being a game about the culture of Venus, the planet
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>>128708990
Strafe them???
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>>128708990
>three of these fuckers spawn around each other plus other faggots and four fire slugs
>rng spawns me in a one way out box
>realize they have a valley of death
JUST
>>
>>128686465
It's not great

Blood Cannon is really the only good blood weapon
>>
>>128708594
not all gods are immortal, some can still die, or in a lot of cases get banished, or if they do actually die, they come back after like, a week or two.
it's more fun to imagine Y.V being practically immune, he only starts with 8 hype-points and he's got like 8000 health-points
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>>128708990
>use melee
>scrapyard becomes a joke
>>
>>128708990
I've gotten quite used to them, they're only ever a giant bother when using Big Dog as a shield. They're easy to bait into killing themselves and reflecting their bullets takes just a bit of patience and timing.

Assassins still get on my fucking nerves though. Especially on my fucking Melting runs. God I fucking wish attacks canceled the second an enemy dies. They either kill me, then die afterward, die, then kill me afterwards, or just straight up fucking kill me with their queer as fuck bob and weave bullshit.

>>128709324
This
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>>128709312
ok but he literally cant die
its canon
so my point still stands, anon.
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>>128708990
>>128709294
>not being able to get past the Scrapyard
FUCKING SCRUBFRIENDS, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BOARD, GOD FUCKING DAMN, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>128708767
30hrs best record 6-2
>>
>>128709475
wiki says he doesn't die when his HP hits 0, he just teleports back to his mansion
doesn't mean he can't die
>>
>>128709575
do you mean 7-2?
because 6-2 doesn't exist
>>
>>128709575
6-2 doesnt exist dude
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>>128708761
is Yung Cuz also a gun god or is he a videogame god?
>>
>>128709979
hes a sinless little orb dude
he doesnt need to worry about all that
>>
>>128710207
HE'S SPHERICAL SPHERICAL
>>
about time to loop boys
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>>128710313
he's an orb
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>>128710313
>>
>>128710445
kinda looks like a steam controller
>>
looptime
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>>128710445
saved

new loop when
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What would you rate each character's Skill Floor from 0-10, 10 being it requires no understanding or knowledge and you can play it with no thought.
0 is it requires at least a moderate degree of understanding for you to be able to play, equal to being able to reach the Throne non-specifically.
This is for real.
>>
>>128710445
borb
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>>128710642
I would put crystal at an 8
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>tfw got good enough to reach the Throne but not kill it
>>
>>128710642
>Fish
9
>Crystal
9
>Eyes
5
>Melting
3
>Plant
7
>Y.V
8
>Steroids
6
>Robot
5
>Chicken
4
>Rebel
3
>Horror
6
>Rogue
3
>Skeleton
2
>Frog
2
Most of the characters are really straighforward and aren't really complicated, so I wouldn't rate any of them a 0
>>
>>128710642
Fish: 5
Crystal: 10
Eyes: 4
Melting: 1 if going for the B skin, 3 otherwise
Plant: 4
Y.V.: 6
Steroids: 8
Robot: 4
Chicken: 6
Rebel: If you never use her active, probably 7
Horror: 6
Rogue: 4
Skeleton: 2 I guess? I don't have much experience with Skeleton
Frog: Fucking 0 considering the shit you have to go through to unlock that faggot
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>>128710994
don't lie
did the laser beam get you the second the Throne woke up?
or did you accidently run into it the first time?
>>
>>128605068

NEW LOOP
>>128711210
>>128711210
>>128711210
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>>128710313
>>128710445
blegh
>>
>>128710994
You just need to learn what the attacks are.
Once you do that it should be easy enough dodge everything.
It will be even easier if you have a melee weapon which can destroy the green orbs for you.
>>
>>128709714
>>128709776
7-2 ofc
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>>128708767
been playing a week and I've only gotten to and died to the Throne once

and to make matters worse, it was as dual melee Steroids, probably the easiest thing to play as
>>
I bought Super Crate Box for my Vita years ago and dropped it because it just wasn't my thing

After trying Nuclear Throne, should I go back and try it again?
>>
>>128712763
Yes.
>>
>>128703804
>Rogue taking more skill than melting
yeah, no
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