Previous loop: >>128711210
"Use The Force" Edition.
why is hyper crystal so tedious to fight
Well, I'm hot blooded, check it and see.
I got a fever of a hundred and three.
Come on baby, do you do more than dance?
I'm hot blooded, I'm hot blooded!
I'm gonna pull it pull it
Pull the trigger
Shoot to thrill play to kill
Too many women too many pills, yeah
Shoot to thrill play to kill
I got my gun at the ready gonna fire at will
UPDATE DOUBLE FEATURE
Main_Menu_B plays in the distance...
has the game always have it so there's a 25% chance a big weapon chest will spawn each level
and if you skip regular weapon chests it adds up by itself?
cause I'm getting pretty lucky all of a sudden when it comes to big weapon chests
Bouncing off the walls
Slamming the doors
Singin' and yellin'
frug pistol is a good starter too
So is it a crutch, or should I be taking this
I'm gonna be honest anon. It's a lot cooler to have YV get destroyed and torn to shreds than to just have him be unscathed. It's boring, and I do have an explanation for all this but I'll disclose them later.
I looked through it like 4 times.
And also there's always supposed to be 1 manhole.
There's also always suppsoed to be 1 rad cannister,and 1 weapon chest,and 1 ammo chest but vlambeer's level generating code is a fucking mess.
That fanart's Jack as fuck, and I actually kind of like it. She's also using my preferred mid-game Trigger Fingers loadout, so there's that.
>take screwdriver into junkyard
>golden car already destroyed
>1 rad cannister,and 1 weapon chest,and 1 ammo chest
Not necessarily. Weapon/ammo are supposed to be guaranteed, but the rad canister may be replaced with either a medpack or gift box.
>Using the version with the mouth, nose, and not pure green eye
>the scorpion is black
No, the ammo chest is replaced with those.
Y.V only has 8/12 max hype-points
if his hype-points hits 0 he gets pissy and pulls an Eric Cartman and goes home
it's fun to think that Y.V has 600-something health-points instead of being lol u can't kill me
at the very least it should be he can still die but eventually come back like Raiden from Mortal Kombat
Are you sure about that? Whenever I get low on health, It's usually weapon/ammo/medpack. If it isn't that, then the rad canister spawned.
I've never seen a weapon/canister/gift box spawn, either.
>with throne butt
>and laser mind
I know it's really ammo mucnhy and pretty useless but holy fuck it's cool.
NO PLS LIL HITLER IS THERE I CAN'T SEE IT
whats the best strategy you guys have for beating this lil shitheads? I was hungup on the snipers before on World 3, now these guys are giving me fits on 4.1
What the fuck I didn't know these exploded
GLP and the Shovel is good as a melee until you come across a Laser Sword or better. Sledgehammer is an alternative is you want more power over range.
These guys are easy shitters. Durable, but go down without much to worry about. Their attacks are the biggest give aways. If you;ve been to Crystal Caves enough times they're easy as fuck. I worry more about those spider jackasses scurrying at my shit at mac 10 while I try to handle other shit.
Rebel is the last B skin I have to get, but for some reason I'm just not good with her at all. I'm figuring just doing a generic build at this point and not using her allies at all just because of how easy she dies.
Any tips? Yes, I prioritize second stomach and build a heavy focus on healing and pickups but regardless spawning allies feels risky 9 times out of 10
>Started playing this yesterday
>Best run until now was that place with the crow guys
>Got a good run, cool mutations, good crowbow and ome machine gun that reflects bullets
>Fighting against a dog, destroy him without getting hit
>Get to 5-3
And I even managed to clear the whole place, there was only me and him there.
Also, is there a point to break these.. portal things? A lot of blue space cops come after I attack them, but I'm not sure if I'm acomplishing anything defeating them beyond wasting ammo.
At least I unlocked robot. It seems like I left two characters without unlocking them though.
I've heard people say don't let hunter summon IDPD guys but he is completely vulnerable while doing so and if you have the right weapons or a good aim the grunts he summons are like health/ammo packs. It seems easier to hide and let him summon grunts and shoot at him during that than face him out in the open.
lil' hunter is the "skill gate" boss
the cops will keep coming until you kill him, and he's the biggest threat on the map most of the time
just kill him quick, really, he's got way less health than big dog
>insert Nuclear Throne version of the Navy Seals copypasta
No idea of what's a crow vault, but I'll try to fill them next time I guess
well I spawned in the middle of those brown charging gigants, a bunch of dogs and those annoying plattforms that lock on and shot a million bullets. I was dodging that shit when the guy appeared out of fucking nowhere laughing like a madman and jumped on me for the easy rape, to immediately fly away after doing his business. I'm fucking salty about it because I was doing amazingly until that point too, but whatever. Guess I'll get him tomorrow.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little mutant? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the I.D.P.D. and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on The Wasteland, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in mutant warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire Finnish armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the other side of the map? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of I.D.P.D. Grunts across the Multiverse and your location is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, mutant. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, mutant. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my fire stomp. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the I.D.P.D and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, mutant.
I have a similar problem with Rebel: for some reason I get my ass killed with her more often than not, even if I haven't been spawning allies to critical health. I think it's because her passive is relatively minor healing and that not using her active means she has no edge in combat.
It's not a bad idea to spawn one ally at a time for a conservative build. It only costs 1 HP as long as there aren't allies on the board, and the little bullet hose can provide covering fire. Since allies also block bullets for you, I've found slight success in spawning allies to 1HP, backpedaling, and letting them act as a meat shield.
Allies fuck me over hard, though. Most of my deaths with the little bastards is because I spawn them too hard and let them shoot at explosives and shields with me up front. An actual Rebel main would have better advice, but Rhino Skin syncs well with her passive healing: I swear the 50% heal gets skewed in your favor post-Rhino Skin, and even if it didn't it still gives more health back.
Boiling veins is a crutch
Don't listen to boilfags, if you are good enough you will never die to explosions
>Playing as robot
>"Install 1 Update"
>die to lil hunter
>not from bullet barrages
>not from firestomps
>not from the I.D.P.D. he spawns
>not even from his death explosions
>die to that fucking "fly around like mad" shit BEFORE he explodes
i want my super crossbow and energy sword back
Don't spawn a lot of allies at the same time. Each new one you spawn heals the others so try to stagger them. Position yourself so you can easily retreat behind them. Don't bother with allies on the throne fight unless you have shitty weapons because the throne will rip them apart. I've unlocked Rebel's B skin but I don't use her that much.
>The biggest day of your life.
>All your friends and family there to witness it.
>You walk down the lane.
>You lock eyes with your about to be husband.
>You say your vows and I do's before leaning in for the kiss.
>Suddenly a loud explosion rings out.
>The chapel is torn to shreds.
>Screams ring out as you witness everyone's skin getting harder.
>Yours is too.
>You can't handle this
>You black out
Nah, it'd be worse than that
Hyper Crystal would be an amalgamation of Crystal's family, as well as her husband's, as well as her husband. All those souls, fused into one gigantic cursed-yet-uncursed crystal, imagine.
I DID IT
SUCK MY DICK THRONE
SUCK MY DETERMINATION SEEPING DICK
>tfw getting double Flame Shotgun and Super Splinter Gun for the first time
Wait a fucking minute.
If I put this shit in here and get it as another character, will they also get golden rocket launcher as their starting weapon?
I finally got Rebel
go for Rogue's B-skin?
>playing as steroids
>get absolutely no bullet weapons
>play as Y.V.
>get all of the fucking automatic bullet weapons
>Show up to Scrapyard
>Reach the Crown Portal
>It's already destroyed
>Show up to Scrapyard
>Immediately ambushed by 2 waves of IDPD
Which one is worse? Also, is the second one a bug? The portal is just charged when I get to it. Just happened. Creeps me the fuck out.
Open up the game's folder, back up the ogg files, and then replace mus1, mus3, mus5, and mus7 with mus1b, mus3b, mus5b, and mus7b respectively. Make sure you still keep the b-themes there, so without opening the files it looks like the way it was when you opened it up.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, Lil' Hunter? I’ll have you know I reached level ultra before the apocalypse and I’ve been involved in numerous raids on the Throne, and I have over 300 confirmed loops. I am trained in mutant warfare and I’m the fastest shooter of all the campfire mutants. You are nothing to me but just another mob. I will wipe you the fuck out with violence the likes of which has never been seen before in the Wasteland, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with jumping around to the other side of the map? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of fellow mutants across the Wasteland and your location is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, popo. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, Lil' Hunter. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can BRAAAP in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my two guns. Not only am I a Gun God, but I have access to my mansion's entire arsenal of golden guns and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the Wasteland, you lil' shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" tactics were about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will airhorn fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, popo.
this is me going into throne 2 fight
The second one is always welcome since you don't need to go through the trouble of opening it.
The first one is a wasted oportunity.
And i think the portal opening when you reach the level is not a bug,it's just that the game's random generation code is a burning pile of shit.
And if you ever not take a vault u a little shit.
How long did it take you to loop for the first time?
>super bazooka blood hammer
>literally shitting my pants in the throne 1 fight
>masterfully dodge all of his shit
did I get gud guys
welp, after 202 hours of gameplay game crashed on me when i reached Throne II.
kinda lame but i guess i looped anyway.
my first crash in this game since i got it.
What has better DPS? Golden machinegun or Heavy revolver?
I find it better that they're reversed, honestly. Kinda sets in the "the world's fucked, huh?" theme that he game tries to emphasize. I think the A-themes set more of a "oh shit" mood that's better for when you're looping and OH GOD THERE'S NUCLEAR DOGS EVERYWHERE.
is there any hope for online co-op?
soothe me with sweet lies, /ntg/
This is the third and probably last time i'll remake this,but here's the music for every character.
I have no fucking idea what to put here
again no fucking idea
I can't even imagine what i'd put here
So i still need to finish it and change stuff so if anyone could help me that's great because I suck at coming up with songs that fit.
>Knew it was SU before even looking
There is no hope. Not even Steakmund added Online Co-Op despite putting the tag or it on Afterbirth. The nearest hope we have is full modding support, both for Isaac and NT.
guess what little hunter got for christmas
Looped twice in a row with Plant and Horror while listening to this. Feels good man.
hey /ntg/, i went through a convoluted process to get bandicam to record nuclear throne.
>im a faggot for using bandicam i know but im an idiot when it comes to computers and that was the simplest shit i could find
im just here for the vidyagames
please dont hate me anons : <
I wouldn't mind them if they didn't go at you at the speed of pic related.
>that one Crow that flew all the way back to the beginning of the level
rip in piece good active
It's weird, sometimes I feel like I have no trouble with keeping them at bay and sometimes they charge straight at me through half my fucking ammo supply and stomp my shit into the ground.
>just want to unlock YV
>finally got the screwdriver
>the car spawned in a nice place, unlikebefore when it spawned right before a sniper who keep shooting at it straight
>Last raven fucker appears a little to the left
>Kill him without thinking
>Realize what I just did
>Move quickly to the car
>Fucking portal appears, makes the car explode
>The car kills me too
ESPECIALLY THIS ONE
>listen to botanist.
>description says "experimental black metal"
>can't understand shit.
Is this the kind of music people listen to while high?
EVERY FUCKING TIME THIS HAPPENS I CAN'T SEE HIM WHERE THE FUCK IS HE
As my last post i will give you the best promo artwork in the game.
If you can get past the weird intro, it's a pretty fun listen.
>tfw i reached loop 4 with plant while listening to this album on repeat
>pick up trigger fingers
>pick up laser brain
>end up using hyper rifle + gatling slugger because they're literally the best weapon spawns i've gotten
>die in the palace because nuclear doggo decided to say hi and the game never gave me hammerhead
i'm not sure what the hell was happening with that run
>having a fantastic 5-2
>eraser and heavy crossbow as yv
>shit is cash
>2hp with second stomach
>open idpd chest to get some easy hp drops
>they all spawn in the same corridor as me
>slap the shit out them with my eraser
>offscreen shielder reflects my shotgun blast
>there was a medkit right infront of me
>You did not reach the Nuclear Throne
Fish: Metal Gear Solid OSTs
Crystal: Ratchet and Clank OSTs
Eyes: Hotline Miami 1 OST
Melting: man screams at yellow paint
Plant: Sanic the Hegehegg
Y.V: GUN GODZ OST along with trap/rap music
Steroids: Doom OST
Chicken: Mini Ninjas OST
Rebel: GTA V Score
Horror: Mirror's Edge OST
Rogue: Hotline Miami 2 OST
MAKING THEIR DREAMS COME TRUUUUE
damn, she was just starting to get fun while I spammed 20 allies and still managed full health. Oh well
at least I finally got her skin
Barbells on a rack by the wall of the camp
He becomes the gun.
corpse flail he can consume with right click for a full HP heal, but loses the corpse.
Also, I think we should discuss and create some Halloween-style C Skins.
But then wouldn't Chicken be the Hotline Miami representative? She's a chicken who starts with her own melee weapon and actually throws weapons.
Because the best way to represent gangster rap culture is an enigmatic symbol on the back of American currency. Also, isn't is a stereotype that black guys love Doritos?
>have to choose between Gamma Guts and Shotgun Shoulders after roound
>don't have shotty yet
>shotgun very next fucking round
I swear to god im going to drop this fucking game. and then when i choose a weapon perk before getting the weapon i never see that type of weapon the rest of my fucking run
I rarely use Chicken's active, I only use it on 1-1 to insta-kill scorpions. And there's not much melee weapons I'd like to use as Chicken, and if you don't ditch Chicken's sword on 1-1 you either don't wanna loop or are a newfriend.
Cannon that fires 4 - 6 lasers in a randomized spread that destroys walls and projectiles.
Singularity cannon that fires a sawblade which turns into a black hole after awhile which pulls enemies into it and does damage over time.
Toxic Nuke Launcher
Machine gun that fires seeds which has a chance to create snares on impact. If enemies die to it, you have a chance to restore 1 HP.
Pic related. Uzi-style gun that does slightly more damage and pierces enemies.
Book, which passively lets you block a projectile while active.
Laser weapon that fires a massive beam like the throne uses. Has massive pushback on yourself and can only be used once per level.
Carries a flagpole which can be swung around like a wrench. Less damage, but can convert bandits to your side. If you swing it at your own minions they turn into big bandit.
A bite attack that lets you lunge forward like dogs and do heavy damage. You're invulnerable while lunging through the air, fairly long cooldown to compensate.
Portal Strike Launcher
>Cuz for the boss of Y.V.'s crib
>fights you when you destroy the TV
Meh, it would be cool to have that, something even bigger than big dog and that would replace the lil fucker.
XBOX HUEG Leatherhead equivalent
>when you get a SPLINTER Pistol in the Pizza Sewers
it's such a dumb pun but I love it
Do you guys pick up weapon perks before actually having the weapon, or do you wait to actually have that weapon before choosing that perk (Lazer Brain, Shotty Shoulders, etc)
I want there to some rare chance upon entering Pizza Sewers to encounter a singular enemy wearing a hockey mask with a Hockey Stick who's out to straight up bash your skull in. Defeat him and get a special Hockey Stick melee that has an Impact Wrists effect.
>no mandatory Shovel Knight reference
How the fuck can Nuclear Throne be considered a good indie game if it doesn't have any reference to the G O A T indie game?
>tfw no melee-only shovel knight character
Super Blood Cannon
Nightmare palace dog lunge
Command rifle. Upgrades your allies and they fire where you fire.
Money Cannon. Basically fires dollar bills as shotgun shells and wads of bills as flak cannon shots. A lot of them.
That reminds me. Something weird happened today. Big sewer rat. Hit it a few times and then it just starting running straight downward and blew up a ton of blocks before disappearing, no rads dropped.
I was really trying to think of something good, but this right here >>128815231 really hit the nail on the head.
Yeah Large Sewer Rats have a chance at going Berserk and leveling parts of the map. Fucking terrifying.
>"Alright, I can do this!"
>10 cops spawn along with me
>all I hear when I spawn is "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER"
>can barely see myself as I am surrounded by a shit ton of blue lights
>"Alright, shit, I still got this, I do have a lighting rifl-"
>get shot by a ghost guardian
I don't even find cops difficult to not get killed by
>All mutations have a reduced effect, but have the full effect of Impact Wrists as well, Impact Wrists replaced with Nuclear Wrists
>All crowns lose their effect and are replaced by Crown of Impact, which doubles your Impact Wrists effect(s)
>Each Impact effect doubles the impact damage, but applies a flat increase to the Impact speed/duration.
>Impact the Throne and it flies up the hall and back down, killing you if you don't move out of the way
Bone cannon. Basically a lot like a super plasma cannon, but less damage, more projectile splitting and the projectiles can bounce.
2x Bullet Hose. Like double miniguns, but more inaccurate, less ammo useage and more bullets.
Hyper laser cannon. Basically just a laser cannon with more damage.
One of those dumb aimed, sustained lasers that makes a trail of delayed explosions, those are pretty rad.
>people actually use steroids
with ammo-based guns
you people do know that you're faggots right?
Go long or go home.
>It plants a tree at target location that will rapidly grow, flinging up and killing any normal monster under it and spewing forth a bunch of Plant's vines, turning a chunk of the area into a mini jungle.
you flex in each arm and it causes a random blood explosion to happen
far more effective if done with two barbells
run around and flex like a madman as everything blows up around you
>playing your waifu/favorite charcater like
hammers aren't guns, nerd
why aren't you using best hammer
official hammer rankings
Real Throne Hunter: Blood Hammer
Ballsy Motherfucker: Energy Hammer
The Classic: Sledgehammer
Technically A Hammer: Jackhammer
Just Left Kindergarten: Lightning Hammer
Holy Fuck Vlambeer Give Me The Good Shit: Golden Sledgehammer
nigger when a hammer uses ammunition you gotta be all sheepish about swingin it and shit to avoid missing like a dumpass
that shits for babies, i'm playin steroid so i dont gotta let go of my triggers
yea but I doubt pre-mutated Lil' Hunter has three eyes and is addicted to radiation
doesn't his trivia on the wiki say he use to be a sniper for the IDPD that was close with Rogue
Lil' Hunter x Rogue?
not to mention losing a lot of projectile shielding capability. melee weapons should be as much about defense as offense. the extra damage on the more accuracy reliant ones isn't ever close to worth it
THESE RADS KEEP ME ALIVE
BUT THEY'RE MAKING ME CRAZY
AND I HAVE TO SAVE YOU
BUT WHO'S GOING TO SAVE ME?
Kek you know nothing. A friend of mine has been playing for about 18 hours and his best is 5-1.
Having played for about 300 hours now i cant comprehend how hard it used to be for me. But i know he will enjoy little hunter. /blog
I'm a little sceptical Lil Gunther is a straight reference.
It could just be a portmanteau of gun and hunter.
Whatever, someone write an AU where Rogue tries to rehabilitate Lil Hunter.
there's a lot of trial and error involved i think
like the individual enemies aren't that hard once you know whats up but fuck if things like rad dogs, snowbots, and the fuckin throne laser wont fuck people up without fair warning on their first go
which one is best? i count on you bruhs
rate my character idea
-More weapon drops
-No health pickups/crates
Active: lunges forward to deal 3 contact damage after pausing for a moment, just like the big rat or big bandit. low chance to recover health by doing this.
Throne Butt: Deals more damage, and can break walls at the cost of taking damage
this makes bloodlust invaluable, and second stomach useless
this is somewhat overdesigned but its an idea i had
could be fun
To be honest, it works, but I prefer that one idea we had a while back about "Rat is a filthy thief and steals his active off enemies"
being able to take the active of most other characters at random from a new pickup only for him.
>15 hours in
>best run is 5.1 with
i'm making a bigass spreadsheet with detailed weapon stats and enemy data
it's not complete yet but i'm working on it
that information something yall might be interested in having?
at some point i think i'll also include data for Stress and YV modifiers, since i have DPS and DPS-to-ammo ratio in there
did a challenge run where i could only use golden weapons, that was pretty fun.
>didn't see bolt marrow once
Literally all you need to slap shit on Rebel is Rhino Skin and Extra Stomach
She's actually so fucking good if you ignore that guide image and use your active conservatively, but I think people are afraid to play her
how about a playable Necromancer
they have a pretty cool design
starting weapon: idunno, starting with a cursed energy sword would be cool, or a cannon that revives dead enemies that are hostile to all
active: still don't know
throne butt: revived enemies move faster
B-skin: hood down, gloves removed, coat unbuttoned
So Portal or Big Dog?
The trick with Junkyard 1 and 2 is to keep to the safe spaces and if you see a laser, fire along its path to kill the Sniper.
With Big Dog, you gotta clear AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE and give yourself breathing room/bury yourself in the wall with Hammerhead.
Then once you get a safe space, deal with Big Dog and then clean up the trash that was on the other side of him and pick up your prize(s.)
>finally unlock B skin
>apparently PS4 version is broken and you cannot select B skins
when's the patch you fucking hacks
>Active: place a ravive circle on your curser to create temporary freaks that costs health.
>Butt: you can revive only one or two rhino freaks
>B-skin: black cult robes
Necro is female because nerd waifu.
Hey guys, we've received all your criticisms and bug reports, read them all carefully, and promptly ignored them.
To make it up to you, here's a preview of what update 98 is to have in store for you!
starting weapon: blood screwdriver
passive: gets ammo for ALL weapons types
that aren't equippedfrom drops
active: use a bit of all 5 ammo types to shoot a sentient path-finding explode-creep
(all this meaning you have to constantly swap weapons to use lots of active)
throne butt: explodocreep lasts longer before auto-detonating and costs less
B-Skin: hood down, gloves removed, its a big bearded human
Make sure to get rid of the fleshy bis first, though
Ooh, this is nice, although it just propagates the
>melee is best
>Get all ammo types so long as you're only carrying melee
>Get a mountain of Explodey dudes out
>It's just a weaker version of Rebel
>B-Skin: Hood down, pants off, revealing it's a red-headed snake girl
>not knowing Nuke Chair was in EA for two years
HERE COMES THE BAD TIMES!
how do blood melee weapons even work
you miss and take damage and if you hit you don't and you kill you get health back?
why not (cursed) blood hammer?
satanist b-skin pls
>wow what are these people talking about X enemy is not a problem at all
>actually die for the first time to that enemy
>it kills you every fucking run
replace X with:
ninjas,snipers,snowbots,lil hunter, dogs
Actually, relisten to the clips on the wiki, they do have a hint of female in the 3rd and 4th clips.
It's the shielders that don't have that much of a hint of female in them.
>Gating out the best weapon type
>Stuck with Blood Screwdriver
I like it.
Now what about Ultras?
>Explodey-fags will come with you to the next level
>You receive a set number of Explodeys at the start of each level, but your right click revives them in an AoE instead of spawning more
My best loop to date, my mutations on Rogue were bats. Got the B skin and a golden splinter gun too.
Eternal Lich: exploders have a chance to drop pickups
Thrall Queen: exploders no longer damage necromancer, and will form concentric circles around her instead of pathfinding. they come through portals
Here's the fixed version, anon.