/ntg/ - Nuclear Throne General

1st for Chicken

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Second for Best Waifu,

2nd for asexual melting lewds

BENIS IN MY ASSHOLE

Quick you now have the choice between a Super Bazooka or a Super Crossbow. Which would you take?

>>128785136
Boring to play

>>128785169
Super Crossbow, obviously

>>128785136
Because she's seen as easy modo.

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I'm sorry

>>128785169
Crossbow

>>128785169
CROSSBOW
R
O
S
S
B
O
W

>>128785339

You should be.

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why is hyper crystal so tedious to fight

>>128785169
Bazooka.

FUCK

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Well, I'm hot blooded, check it and see.
I got a fever of a hundred and three.
Come on baby, do you do more than dance?
I'm hot blooded, I'm hot blooded!

>>128785559
>Cursed


That's why.

>>128785339
Absolutely disgusting.

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>>128785339

>>128785339
You took that from /indie/ right?

>>128785136
i don't think people hate her but her playstyle is mostly the opposite of how you want to play other characters defensively (ie dont get hit)

>Hard Mode
So how do you actually do this?
The total lack of firepower is killing me.

>>128785792
Yup. Even the most questionable OC is OC.

>>128785339

you know this wouldn't even be that bad if there were bandages over that fucking mouth STOP GIVING REBEL A MOUTH FUCK

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I'm gonna pull it pull it
Pull the trigger
Shoot to thrill play to kill
Too many women too many pills, yeah
Shoot to thrill play to kill
I got my gun at the ready gonna fire at will

Let's get a count of favorite characters. Who do y'all main?
http://strawpoll.me/6557605

>>128786190
>maining
>not playing with different characters every run

>>128786446
Darn, knew i should have added random

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UPDATE DOUBLE FEATURE

http://imgur.com/a/XnvcF

Main_Menu_B plays in the distance...

>>128786190
>yung venuz mains
>>>/r/eddit

has the game always have it so there's a 25% chance a big weapon chest will spawn each level
and if you skip regular weapon chests it adds up by itself?
cause I'm getting pretty lucky all of a sudden when it comes to big weapon chests

Hyper Rifle or Heavy Assault Rifle?

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>>128786770
ah shiet

>>128786770
From the second Y.V said "I can handle this" I knew Crystal would pop up.

Props to the comic imgur-anon, I like the tonal shift it's taken.

>>128786819
I used to not play Y.V. before, but after getting a golden bazooka he is one of my favorites now.
Fish best mutant

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>>128786190
Bouncing off the walls
Slamming the doors
Singin' and yellin'
frug pistol is a good starter too

>>128786819
Goldne splinter gun YV carries me so hard though. I can get to loop 1 without even being good!

>>128786770
You.

I like you. Keep it up.

>>128786770
how the fuck did I not notice the "I can handle this" last update

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>>128786770
fuck, outta nowhere

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So is it a crutch, or should I be taking this

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>>128786770
best girl desu

>>128786770
Fucking incredible, thanks.

>>128786770
wait how can YV nearly die he's literally a god and, thusly, immortal

>>128787348

hammerhead is bae to be quite honest familia

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>take grenade launcher into sewers
>no manhole

>>128787348
H A M M E R H E A D

Just don't forget you have hammerhead and actually use it unlike me.

>>128787557
There's always a manhole. They have a tendency to spawn under chests.

>>128787557
There's always one.
It was probably under a corpse or a chest.

>>128787457
I'm gonna be honest anon. It's a lot cooler to have YV get destroyed and torn to shreds than to just have him be unscathed. It's boring, and I do have an explanation for all this but I'll disclose them later.

>>128787818

i disagree with the fact that it's boring, but hey you're the creator

>>128787725
>>128787698
I looked through it like 4 times.
And also there's always supposed to be 1 manhole.
There's also always suppsoed to be 1 rad cannister,and 1 weapon chest,and 1 ammo chest but vlambeer's level generating code is a fucking mess.

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>>128785339

That fanart's Jack as fuck, and I actually kind of like it. She's also using my preferred mid-game Trigger Fingers loadout, so there's that.

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>>128787557
>take screwdriver into junkyard
>golden car already destroyed

>>128788005
I actually don't mind Rebel with a face.
She's cute.

>>128787931

>1 rad cannister,and 1 weapon chest,and 1 ammo chest

Not necessarily. Weapon/ammo are supposed to be guaranteed, but the rad canister may be replaced with either a medpack or gift box.

>>128788005

>Using the version with the mouth, nose, and not pure green eye

HARAM

>>128787348
If you manage to loop it'll help a little.

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>>128788005
Fixed version

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>>128788005
>the scorpion is black

>>128788152
No, the ammo chest is replaced with those.

>>128787818
Y.V only has 8/12 max hype-points
if his hype-points hits 0 he gets pissy and pulls an Eric Cartman and goes home
it's fun to think that Y.V has 600-something health-points instead of being lol u can't kill me
at the very least it should be he can still die but eventually come back like Raiden from Mortal Kombat

>>128788441

Are you sure about that? Whenever I get low on health, It's usually weapon/ammo/medpack. If it isn't that, then the rad canister spawned.
I've never seen a weapon/canister/gift box spawn, either.

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>lighting shotgun
>as y.v.
>with throne butt
>and laser mind
I know it's really ammo mucnhy and pretty useless but holy fuck it's cool.

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NO PLS LIL HITLER IS THERE I CAN'T SEE IT

Here's a little fun challenge: do a run and pack the absolute WORST mutation in the pool every time you level up, and see how far you can get.

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>>128788730
Also cluster launcher holy fuck

>>128788730
I actually got that in a large chest through my first time in the Jungle as YV.
I still died to an assassin.

>>128787457
we already had an argument about this
please, no more

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>>128786770

43 72 6f 77 6e 20 6f 66 20 67 75 6e 73 20 69 73 20 63 75 74 65 21 20 43 55 54 45 21

Guy who sucks, here

I can't stream but if I could record my runs and upload them somewhere, could that help you guys tell me what I'm doing wrong?

>>128789039
Golden MG, Heavy Crossbow, Flame Shotgun
which two do I keep
I really like the Golden MG and wanna keep it
Flame Shotgun and Heavy Crossbow

Do maggot canisters even spawn outside of the desert?

GLP or lightning rifle?
I have a shovel but idk if change it, i want to go melee because of the madman Guitar.
I have the fucking laser mutation and trigger fingers btw

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whats the best strategy you guys have for beating this lil shitheads? I was hungup on the snipers before on World 3, now these guys are giving me fits on 4.1

>>128789823
Don't over-extend.

>>128789423
dead

>>128789823
Shoot em till they die. The more you run into them the easier they'll be. The beams are pretty telegraphed. Make sure not to walk into them.

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What the fuck I didn't know these exploded

>>128789785
GLP and the Shovel is good as a melee until you come across a Laser Sword or better. Sledgehammer is an alternative is you want more power over range.

>>128789823
These guys are easy shitters. Durable, but go down without much to worry about. Their attacks are the biggest give aways. If you;ve been to Crystal Caves enough times they're easy as fuck. I worry more about those spider jackasses scurrying at my shit at mac 10 while I try to handle other shit.

>>128789823
you
avoid them
and attempt to kill them
from far away
and if they spot you
take cover
or git gud at dodging

>>128790183
>glowing nuclear reactor
>thinks it won't explode

HAHAHA YOU STUPID FUCKING SHITTER KILL YOURSELF AND LEAVE XD

This is what you people sound like most of the time

>>128789823
Circle strafe and worry about spiders ramming themselves up your asshole so fast they make sonic ask them to slow down

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Rebel is the last B skin I have to get, but for some reason I'm just not good with her at all. I'm figuring just doing a generic build at this point and not using her allies at all just because of how easy she dies.

Any tips? Yes, I prioritize second stomach and build a heavy focus on healing and pickups but regardless spawning allies feels risky 9 times out of 10

>>128790507
What are you even going on about?
The whole game is trial and error dick kicks until you get good enough that you pass and get kicked in the dick by something else

WE NEED MORE OC.

>>128790507
>not B O I L I N G V E I N S
It gets annoying.

Jesus, Ultra Shovel drains Rads so fast.

Today I learned the hard way that walking into snipers makes them explode, gamma guts or not.

>Started playing this yesterday
>Mostly fishing
>Best run until now was that place with the crow guys
>Got a good run, cool mutations, good crowbow and ome machine gun that reflects bullets
>Fighting against a dog, destroy him without getting hit
>Get to 5-3
>AHAHAHHAHAA
And I even managed to clear the whole place, there was only me and him there.
Also, is there a point to break these.. portal things? A lot of blue space cops come after I attack them, but I'm not sure if I'm acomplishing anything defeating them beyond wasting ammo.
At least I unlocked robot. It seems like I left two characters without unlocking them though.

I'm curious.

http://strawpoll.me/6558287

>>128791138
Those are Crown Vault Portals. Hit them till they activate then kill enemies around it to fill it with Rads. Once it's fully charged break it to enter the Crown Vault.

I've heard people say don't let hunter summon IDPD guys but he is completely vulnerable while doing so and if you have the right weapons or a good aim the grunts he summons are like health/ammo packs. It seems easier to hide and let him summon grunts and shoot at him during that than face him out in the open.

>>128791437
>I've heard people say don't let hunter summon IDPD guys
Don't listen to those shitters, you can't outgun lil' hitler.

>>128791138
lil' hunter is the "skill gate" boss
the cops will keep coming until you kill him, and he's the biggest threat on the map most of the time
just kill him quick, really, he's got way less health than big dog

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>insert Nuclear Throne version of the Navy Seals copypasta

What's the best pre-loop crown for Fish?

>Shovel
or
>Jackhammer
The final fight

>>128792023
Shovel

>>128792023
DIG

>>128792023
jackhammer

>>128792105
>>128792134
>>128792170
Using fish btw so i don't have to care about AMMO

>>128791436
No idea of what's a crow vault, but I'll try to fill them next time I guess
>>128791637
well I spawned in the middle of those brown charging gigants, a bunch of dogs and those annoying plattforms that lock on and shot a million bullets. I was dodging that shit when the guy appeared out of fucking nowhere laughing like a madman and jumped on me for the easy rape, to immediately fly away after doing his business. I'm fucking salty about it because I was doing amazingly until that point too, but whatever. Guess I'll get him tomorrow.

>>128789393 here
I recorded a run and I wanted to see if anyone would be interested in helping me

Should I record a few more with different characters?

>>128792446
Who do you play?

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>>128791785
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little mutant? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the I.D.P.D. and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on The Wasteland, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in mutant warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire Finnish armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the other side of the map? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of I.D.P.D. Grunts across the Multiverse and your location is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, mutant. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, mutant. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my fire stomp. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the I.D.P.D and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, mutant.

Jackhammer or Golden Wrench?

Or both for different situations?

>>128792537
The one I recorded was with Robot, but I tend to gravitate toward Steroids as well. I'm starting to like Chicken too

>>128792659
Golden Wrench. Jackhammer is shit.

>>128790646

I have a similar problem with Rebel: for some reason I get my ass killed with her more often than not, even if I haven't been spawning allies to critical health. I think it's because her passive is relatively minor healing and that not using her active means she has no edge in combat.

It's not a bad idea to spawn one ally at a time for a conservative build. It only costs 1 HP as long as there aren't allies on the board, and the little bullet hose can provide covering fire. Since allies also block bullets for you, I've found slight success in spawning allies to 1HP, backpedaling, and letting them act as a meat shield.

Allies fuck me over hard, though. Most of my deaths with the little bastards is because I spawn them too hard and let them shoot at explosives and shields with me up front. An actual Rebel main would have better advice, but Rhino Skin syncs well with her passive healing: I swear the 50% heal gets skewed in your favor post-Rhino Skin, and even if it didn't it still gives more health back.

>>128792554
I think he meant this backwards, hence the "you little hunter?"

What ever happened to that Anon who was making video guides?

>>128792745
Jackhammer is shit

>>128792705
Post your runs and I'll look at them later tonight.

>>128792554
should be 3000 kills instead of 300 seeing how if you only have over 300 confirmed kills you're pretty a shit

>>128792659

Jackhammer for blocking projectiles, Golden Wrench for cleaning out chaff and weaker enemies.

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>>128790687
Boiling veins is a crutch

Don't listen to boilfags, if you are good enough you will never die to explosions

>>128793401
You can say the same about literally every defensive mutation

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>Playing as robot
>"Install 1 Update"

That's cute

>die to lil hunter
>not from bullet barrages
>not from firestomps
>not from the I.D.P.D. he spawns
>not even from his death explosions
>die to that fucking "fly around like mad" shit BEFORE he explodes

bullshit

i want my super crossbow and energy sword back

>>128790646
>Any tips?
Don't spawn a lot of allies at the same time. Each new one you spawn heals the others so try to stagger them. Position yourself so you can easily retreat behind them. Don't bother with allies on the throne fight unless you have shitty weapons because the throne will rip them apart. I've unlocked Rebel's B skin but I don't use her that much.

Record your every run and watch it, fix your flaws

>tfw playing as fish with crown of destiny
>made it to loop 1
>die before on sewers
And it's all because of that damn crown of luck bullshit.

>>128790646
Pre-loop spam the right click, never have more than 2 HP.
Then take mutations like stress and boiling veins.
>character guides literally in the OP

>>128793761
>install 2 updates.
>don't turn off robot
That's cute too

>>128786978
Hyper rifle because of ammo reasons and dps reasons

why does robot not attack rogue

>>128786770
You mean tea break?

>>128794381
I think the "kill all humans" is just a reference.
He also says "I can't let you do that" too.

balls
Flak Cannon + Blood Cannon as Y.V or Blood Cannon + Auto Crossbow?
no Back Muscle, all my ammo is at max

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>>128794218
>tfw

>>128794048
I've recorded about 5 now, should I only bother uploading the ones where I at least get to 5-whatever?

Besides the wiki, has someone made an image describing all of the "hidden" mechanics like the proto statues?

>The biggest day of your life.
>All your friends and family there to witness it.
>You walk down the lane.
>You lock eyes with your about to be husband.
>You say your vows and I do's before leaning in for the kiss.
>Suddenly a loud explosion rings out.
>The chapel is torn to shreds.
>Screams ring out as you witness everyone's skin getting harder.
>Yours is too.
>It hurts.
>You can't handle this
>You black out

>>128795486
Crystal in a shellnut.

How do I melting b?

Plant lewds when?

>>128795486
inb4 the Hyper Crystal is Crystal's husband

>>128795767
Nah, it'd be worse than that
Hyper Crystal would be an amalgamation of Crystal's family, as well as her husband's, as well as her husband. All those souls, fused into one gigantic cursed-yet-uncursed crystal, imagine.

>>128795692
After Crystal lewds.

>labs
>only 1 necromancer and like dozen freaks in one room
Guys, help. I'm horrified of what's ahead.

>>128788730
Lightning weapons don't actually work with YV's active. They do the same damage as a normal shot

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I DID IT
SUCK MY DICK THRONE
SUCK MY DETERMINATION SEEPING DICK

>>128796684
>oasis skip

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>>128796794
I was getting really bored by the first three worlds

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>tfw getting double Flame Shotgun and Super Splinter Gun for the first time

heavy slugger or super slugger? going palace so i think i could use spread more

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Wait a fucking minute.
If I put this shit in here and get it as another character, will they also get golden rocket launcher as their starting weapon?

>>128797158
Yes, however it's not that useful.
You can always drop it on co-op.

>>128797279
>pass around golden weapons with co-op

This works?

>>128797362
Yes.

>>128797135
Heavy.

>>128797279
>however it's not that useful.
What do you mean by that?
Does it remove from Y.V. when I put it there?

>>128797865
No, but why bother if you can just drop it in co-op?

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welp
I finally got Rebel
now what?
go for Rogue's B-skin?

>>128797972
Ah, well thanks.

I just fucking looped as rouge and it crashes.

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>>128798654
>rouge

>>128797865
It's just easier to do it by passing guns around in co-op. It's how I got bazookas and assault rifles on every character.

I'm streaming on twitch if anyone cares.

TheCriticalStrike

>>128798045
Be a little more classy than that
Do it by killing The Captain with nothing but the Rogue Rifle.

>>128798796
Gimmie dat throne butt

>>128798796

Now give Rogue Rouge's outfit.

>>128799971
>having the music muted
There's your problem.

>>128799747
No, give Fish Rouge's outfit.

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>playing as steroids
>get absolutely no bullet weapons
>play as Y.V.
>get all of the fucking automatic bullet weapons

>>128794048
what's the most lightweight recording program out there for those of us on toasters?

>tfw accidentally eat my main gun
I've been playing too much fish.

>>128800350
auto bullet weapons aren't bad when playing as Y.V

There a way to make areas play ONLY their B-themes?

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>Show up to Scrapyard
>Reach the Crown Portal
>It's already destroyed

>Show up to Scrapyard
>Immediately ambushed by 2 waves of IDPD

Which one is worse? Also, is the second one a bug? The portal is just charged when I get to it. Just happened. Creeps me the fuck out.

>>128800693
Open up the game's folder, back up the ogg files, and then replace mus1, mus3, mus5, and mus7 with mus1b, mus3b, mus5b, and mus7b respectively. Make sure you still keep the b-themes there, so without opening the files it looks like the way it was when you opened it up.

>>128791785
>>128792775
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, Lil' Hunter? I’ll have you know I reached level ultra before the apocalypse and I’ve been involved in numerous raids on the Throne, and I have over 300 confirmed loops. I am trained in mutant warfare and I’m the fastest shooter of all the campfire mutants. You are nothing to me but just another mob. I will wipe you the fuck out with violence the likes of which has never been seen before in the Wasteland, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with jumping around to the other side of the map? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of fellow mutants across the Wasteland and your location is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, popo. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, Lil' Hunter. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can BRAAAP in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my two guns. Not only am I a Gun God, but I have access to my mansion's entire arsenal of golden guns and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the Wasteland, you lil' shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" tactics were about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will airhorn fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, popo.

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>>128801085
Perfect.

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Was it fair?

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this is me going into throne 2 fight
send help

>>128784895
>>128800453
THREADLY MUSIC POST

WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO WHILE NUKING THAT THRONE

MY CONTRIBUTION: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4qg0gHD0io

>>128801460
Long arms, you can do this.

>>128801369
Christ I've never even reached lil hitler on loops.
No it was fucking not.

>>128801369
lil' hunter's shit seemed nigh unavoidable, but you could've circle strafed around the dog instead of walking away from it. you'll always get hit doing that

>>128801006
F12 by default I think
you can change it in Steam options

>>128801460
>Lighting Hammer
you'll be okay, if I can dodge Throne II's every attack the first time fighting it, you can

>>128800842
The second one is always welcome since you don't need to go through the trouble of opening it.
The first one is a wasted oportunity.
And i think the portal opening when you reach the level is not a bug,it's just that the game's random generation code is a burning pile of shit.
And if you ever not take a vault u a little shit.

>>128801489
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svyCX2qHWXU

>>128801369

You could have Hammerheaded your way out in the ~2 seconds Hunter wasn't shooting at you, but considering the situation you were pretty fucked proper either way.

>>128801489
I'm listening to Xiu Xiu and Whitehouse.
It's hard to be a /mu/tant, i can't even enjoy happy music now.

>>128801489
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V40mMx0vjlY

GUNS THAT SEND TEXTES

If you listen to anything other than this, you can fuck right off

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How long did it take you to loop for the first time?

>super bazooka blood hammer
>literally shitting my pants in the throne 1 fight
>throne 2
>masterfully dodge all of his shit
did I get gud guys

>>128802063
>looped in 16 hours
Fucking. Impossible.
I'm jealous.

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>>128801489
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3yRoP1LMac

>>128802198
He was using crystal.

>>128802198
I got to 5-2 with my golden crossbow and a regular shotgun
just gotta get gud m8
or use crystal

>>128802063
Took me about 46 hours.

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welp, after 202 hours of gameplay game crashed on me when i reached Throne II.
kinda lame but i guess i looped anyway.
my first crash in this game since i got it.

>>128801006
newfriend get out

>>128801369
>Was it fair?
yes, you had hammerhead. could have made lenghty L-shape tunnel

>>128802697
That's actually the Throne in our timeline fucking up the game so you don't win

>playing as YV
>hit ultra after killing the Throne
>go to mansion
>skip throne 2 fight and go straight to desert
Neat

>>128802991
I wonder if you can skip Throne fight with this

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What has better DPS? Golden machinegun or Heavy revolver?

>>128803298
Heavy revolver

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FLÄSHYN

>>128801489
Eden Radio.

>>128801489
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doEwWzMz99A

I went and watched this because someone posted this song last thread. It was fucking great so thanks. GOTTA GO FAST

Am I the only one that thinks most of the B-themes should have been the default level themes?

I'm tempted to mod the music
what should I use?

>>128801489
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NouZB6QuCys

>>128804129
Ehh, they're fucking great, but they shouldn't become the usual thing.

>>128802921
yeah and jw is sitting on it

>>128802063
A while.
I started playing with crown of blood

>>128804301

I find it better that they're reversed, honestly. Kinda sets in the "the world's fucked, huh?" theme that he game tries to emphasize. I think the A-themes set more of a "oh shit" mood that's better for when you're looping and OH GOD THERE'S NUCLEAR DOGS EVERYWHERE.

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is there any hope for online co-op?

soothe me with sweet lies, /ntg/

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>>128801489
This is the third and probably last time i'll remake this,but here's the music for every character.
Fish:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYnFIRc0k6E
Crystal:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRfuAukYTKg
Eyes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4VJyfCcOJc
Melting:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_izvAbhExY
Plant:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6NaZrPQGfY
Y.v.:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON-7v4qnHP8
Steroids:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzUHaRsxFzg
Robot:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cShYbLkhBc
Chicken:
I have no fucking idea what to put here
Rebel:
again no fucking idea
Horror:
I can't even imagine what i'd put here
Rogue:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMZi25Pq3T8
So i still need to finish it and change stuff so if anyone could help me that's great because I suck at coming up with songs that fit.

>>128805213
>Knew it was SU before even looking
There is no hope. Not even Steakmund added Online Co-Op despite putting the tag or it on Afterbirth. The nearest hope we have is full modding support, both for Isaac and NT.

>>128805310

>I can't even imagine what I'd put here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AguPH0XBxdw

(this is loud as fuck by the way)

>>128805310
>melting
>not everybody hurts

>>128805213
I think someone figured out a way to make an online co op work, but it's laggy as shit

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guess what little hunter got for christmas

>>128805759
Chicken butt?

Is the music in the sewers supposed to evoke a Left for Dead 2 vibe? Because that's what I get from it

>>128805213
I dunno, maybe with some hacky remote desktop bullshit you can set up something.

>>128803298
heavy stuff is better than regular bruh

>>128805886
Its golden frog,actually>>128803705

>>128801489

https://soundcloud.com/shadeblur/one-punch-man-ost-saitama-vs-genos-fight-theme-shade-blur-remix

Looped twice in a row with Plant and Horror while listening to this. Feels good man.

>>128801489
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQeA609Td7Q

>>128805842
he got fed tasty grenade spam. hope he liked it.
i finally got gud after long break. Can make it to loops consistently

>>128805310
>not this on steroids
https://youtu.be/nJ-282SdM1E

RIP IN PIZZAS
https://youtu.be/U16Xg_rQZkA

>chicken
i have no clue______
__________
_______________________

palace dog nerf when

>>128806508
When Scorpion contact damage is reduced below 5.

>>128806432
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztZI2aLQ9Sw
Fuck it
This for chicken

>>128806508
_____git_____hammerhead

>>128806732

>get something that's not guaranteed to show up

thanks anon that's quality advice

i would have gladly taken it if it had only SHOWN THE FUCK UP

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hey /ntg/, i went through a convoluted process to get bandicam to record nuclear throne.
>im a faggot for using bandicam i know but im an idiot when it comes to computers and that was the simplest shit i could find
im just here for the vidyagames
please dont hate me anons : <

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>>128806508
I wouldn't mind them if they didn't go at you at the speed of pic related.

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>that one Crow that flew all the way back to the beginning of the level

>>128807035

>going for plant b-skin
>this happens
>fuck it i might make it anyway
>2 seconds off from getting it

suicide is painless.wav

>>128807035
It's on a level once you get all the weapons you need and don't want to pop the chest. And he won't fly anymore for another 5 minutes, camping on top of the weapon chest.

>>128806691
Chicken is watching ninja and samurai movies on her TV. so something with traditional japanese vibes will do

>>128805310
>chicken
>implying weeaboo poultry inst listening to the sickest C89 kung fu musics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEWOMV5wIEE

>>128807208
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwBKjK7Xik0
Ok

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>>128805310
Chicken rip in piece good active

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XcKBmdfpWs

>>128807208
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3SdJZPeLh0

>>128806508
It's weird, sometimes I feel like I have no trouble with keeping them at bay and sometimes they charge straight at me through half my fucking ammo supply and stomp my shit into the ground.

>>128807208
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSS5dEeMX64

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>just want to unlock YV
>finally got the screwdriver
>the car spawned in a nice place, unlikebefore when it spawned right before a sniper who keep shooting at it straight
>Last raven fucker appears a little to the left
>Kill him without thinking
>Realize what I just did
>Move quickly to the car
>Fucking portal appears, makes the car explode
>The car kills me too

>>128805310
Plant should be something like Botanist, just because of the whole 'HOMICIDAL PLANTS THAT RULE OVER MANKIND' concept

>>128807208
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtPsTieXSfI

>>128806508
silly newfags dun remember.
Dog is already nerfed. It used to have more HP than now. keep having fun anons :^)

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>>128807208
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0T9aPaFL0KU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8nDFPeSK0I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySE7lz86gM4
ESPECIALLY THIS ONE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVnKTYc5zuA

https://verifyvenuz.club/

>>128805310
>not this on crystal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrBx6mAWYPU

>>128807208
Why not a song from another indie game?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvpAM3ufcjo

>>128808154
They also used to one-shot you because they dealt damage every frame

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>>128808030
>listen to botanist.
>description says "experimental black metal"
>can't understand shit.
Is this the kind of music people listen to while high?

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EVERY FUCKING TIME THIS HAPPENS I CAN'T SEE HIM WHERE THE FUCK IS HE

>>128809049
he's about to perform a sick body slam on that robo-wolf

>>128808154

nerf them again

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Goodnight /ntg/
As my last post i will give you the best promo artwork in the game.

>>128809172
THIS NIGHT IN THE SUNDAY AFTERNOON NUCLEAR SLAM

Why the fuck are IDPD on 7-X I'm fucking sick of them I want to cry they ruined so many good fucking runs why can't I just play in peace those fucking faggots Christ Almighty.

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>>128807310
>>128807420
>>128807926
>>128808131
>>128808173
>>128808286

>>128808785
If you can get past the weird intro, it's a pretty fun listen.
>tfw i reached loop 4 with plant while listening to this album on repeat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCqFqC2Ew9Q

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>>128806921
make webms

>>128809383
then it should be this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1KNZNGT5_w

You have 10 seconds to come up with a loop weapon for the characters that don't have one.

What would they be?

>>128809182
i'm not vlambebberoni senpai

>>128809343
priotritize them, palace is dangerous but IDPD shoots like fucking elite snipers

>pick up trigger fingers
>pick up laser brain
>end up using hyper rifle + gatling slugger because they're literally the best weapon spawns i've gotten
>die in the palace because nuclear doggo decided to say hi and the game never gave me hammerhead

i'm not sure what the hell was happening with that run

>>128806921
Just use OBS.

>>128809567
steroids
barbell

>>128809567
Robot gets a printer that uses a fuck-ton of a random ammo type and shoots a gun of that type out

They are inedible

>>128809567
rebel gets a gun that shoots out allies

>>128809567
>yv
>big gold watch necklace you swing around

>>128809824
so it's the gun gun but worse?

>implying this isn't Plant's theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUVmcKcTZ4A

>>128809567
Y.V.
THE Airhorn
Available only if you leave your starting golden weapon there.
Screenshakes the fuck out of the screen but kills almost everything, very long cooldown.

>>128809746
>Not one for each hand

>>128809567
Crystal
Crystal Hammer
It has the three way hit boxxes like the shovel.

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>having a fantastic 5-2
>eraser and heavy crossbow as yv
>shit is cash
>2hp with second stomach
>open idpd chest to get some easy hp drops
>they all spawn in the same corridor as me
>slap the shit out them with my eraser
>offscreen shielder reflects my shotgun blast
>there was a medkit right infront of me
>You did not reach the Nuclear Throne
mfw

>>128809981
This one >>128809540 is more appropiate according to the homicidal tendencies of Plant.

>>128809981

My nigger. I love Mort Garson.

But that album's too calm for plant.

>>128805310
>chicken
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwkLeNuojfA

>>128805310
Fish: Metal Gear Solid OSTs
Crystal: Ratchet and Clank OSTs
Eyes: Hotline Miami 1 OST
Melting: man screams at yellow paint
Plant: Sanic the Hegehegg
Y.V: GUN GODZ OST along with trap/rap music
Steroids: Doom OST
Chicken: Mini Ninjas OST
Rebel: GTA V Score
Horror: Mirror's Edge OST
Rogue: Hotline Miami 2 OST

Anyone got that "Hurts a Little" Melting face?

>>128809567
Melting gets a Blood Hammer that doesn't cause damage to the player when no enemy is hit.

Might be too strong.

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>>128810542

>>128810610
So..
>Big Hammer

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>>128801489
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aynd3bchzfI

>no paladin mutant
fuck this

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NT BABIES
MAKING THEIR DREAMS COME TRUUUUE

>>128810513
>Eyes:hlm
Don't get me wrong i like the soundtrack but i don't get the connection

>>128810717
Thanks, mate.

>>128811135
The IDPD could be paladins if you squint a little.

>>128809567
>Eyes
i'm fucking stumped

>>128811163
>fish being born a mutant
DELETE THIS

I want to hug Melting

>>128810513
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjpd9D4Kc4Q
>>128811217
because Eyes is really good when using melee weapons and short-ranged weapons

>>128811350
You know Cyclops?
Some sort of glasses weapon that throws lighting

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>>128790646
damn, she was just starting to get fun while I spammed 20 allies and still managed full health. Oh well

at least I finally got her skin

>>128809567
>Melting
A gun that shoots a wave of blood explosions like the triple machinegun

>no IDPD skins
>no Cuz character
>no alternate bosses

>>128811350
energy sword with energy brain and long arms

>>128809567
>Steroids
Barbells on a rack by the wall of the camp
>Robot
He becomes the gun.
>Plant
corpse flail he can consume with right click for a full HP heal, but loses the corpse.
>Frug
Beats me
>Skellers
Flesh cannon.
>Melting
Bone-zooka

Also, I think we should discuss and create some Halloween-style C Skins.

>>128811350
maybe a magnifying glass that can focus his telekinesis on certain items/enemies of interest instead of it being an all around effect, strength in exchance for area of effect

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>>128811482

But then wouldn't Chicken be the Hotline Miami representative? She's a chicken who starts with her own melee weapon and actually throws weapons.

>>128811634
>big bandit version of a crow with a minigun as a sub boss for the scrapyard

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>>128811394
Hello?

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Why does this game have a playable dorito?

>>128811634
Oasis still doesn't have a boss

hmm i didn't know Big Bandit is Rebels brother. You learn something every day

>>128812037
neither does funny pizza land or YV's crib

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>>128811952
What doritos are white and a cone?

>>128811831
We need a drawing of chicken wearing a human mask

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>>128811952

Because the best way to represent gangster rap culture is an enigmatic symbol on the back of American currency. Also, isn't is a stereotype that black guys love Doritos?

>>128811841
>huge snow tank with multiple guns as a sub boss for the frozen shitty

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>have to choose between Gamma Guts and Shotgun Shoulders after roound
>don't have shotty yet
>choose Guts
>shotgun very next fucking round

I swear to god im going to drop this fucking game. and then when i choose a weapon perk before getting the weapon i never see that type of weapon the rest of my fucking run

>>128812126

the crib doesn't need a boss

what TMNT related boss would you make for the pizza sewers?

>>128811952
>dorito
he's a cone anon

>>128811831
I rarely use Chicken's active, I only use it on 1-1 to insta-kill scorpions. And there's not much melee weapons I'd like to use as Chicken, and if you don't ditch Chicken's sword on 1-1 you either don't wanna loop or are a newfriend.

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What are your opinions on the console ports?

>>128812257
We already have Golden faggots. That's close enough, but we don't have anything in Scrapyard. Big Bird would be a nice rare addition, just like Golden Scorpions.

>>128812358
an idpd that looks like shredder

>>128812358
A giant fucking mutant ninja turtle, maybe?

>>128812441

wrong thread nigger

>>128812441
I'd like to buy Nuclear Throne on the Vita but unless if I can transfer my save I ain't doing it.

>>128809567
>Crystal
Cannon that fires 4 - 6 lasers in a randomized spread that destroys walls and projectiles.
>Eyes
Singularity cannon that fires a sawblade which turns into a black hole after awhile which pulls enemies into it and does damage over time.
>Melting
Toxic Nuke Launcher
>Plant
Machine gun that fires seeds which has a chance to create snares on impact. If enemies die to it, you have a chance to restore 1 HP.
>Y.V.
Pic related. Uzi-style gun that does slightly more damage and pierces enemies.
>Steroids
Book, which passively lets you block a projectile while active.
>Robot
Laser weapon that fires a massive beam like the throne uses. Has massive pushback on yourself and can only be used once per level.
>Rebel
Carries a flagpole which can be swung around like a wrench. Less damage, but can convert bandits to your side. If you swing it at your own minions they turn into big bandit.
>Horror
A bite attack that lets you lunge forward like dogs and do heavy damage. You're invulnerable while lunging through the air, fairly long cooldown to compensate.
>Rogue
Portal Strike Launcher

>>128812571
But anon
Nuclear throne has console ports

>>128812126
>Cuz for the boss of Y.V.'s crib
>fights you when you destroy the TV
>loses immediately
>cries afterwards

>>128812457
Meh, it would be cool to have that, something even bigger than big dog and that would replace the lil fucker.

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>>128812358
XBOX HUEG Leatherhead equivalent

>>128812551
Maybe not an IDPD just a mutant in armor

>>128812563

nah, we already have the 4 turtles and the rat

>>128812650
>only attack is throwing the controller at you
>it does 1 dmg

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Reminder:
Confiscate, not Gun Warrant

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>>128812701
>it fires a super flak cannon

>>128812650
>Bigger Dog
>It's Lil' Hunter riding a giant 3-headed Gorillabot

dead body lootin
mutant shootin
venus mouthin

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post cringe

>>128812849
They are about even but gun warrant is better

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>when you get a SPLINTER Pistol in the Pizza Sewers

it's such a dumb pun but I love it