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Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"
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8th for I still need ideas for makeshift low-risk weapons for each department to craft.
I'm thinking cannons for Medbay, since they could use sulfur and charcoal to make gunpowder and could mount the cannons on wheelchairs.
Also by "low-risk" I mean that one person armed with one would not pose a serious threat to an officer with a laser gun, but four or five people each armed with one would be able to take down a threat by working together.
>spawn as HoP
>first time vampire zowie wright
>dunno what to do
>assume captainship and just play normally while figuring out how shit works
>suck blood outta humanised monkeys i store in my captain's office
>lotta time passing
>kill one plasmaman for murdering a dude after trial fails
>plasmamen have no blood to suck
>suck a humanised monkey in genetics
>right in front of a geneticist
>kill him when he says hi
>reach 666 blood
>subvert AI to tyrant, the largely inactive AI then declares it is shutting down permanently for maintenance
>i've had little idea what to do this entire round to make things fun so i alert everyone to my presence and encourage them to fuck me up
>spawn cape, it gets disarmed and worn
>kill a bunch of dudes but this is too easy with a laser
>try beating a guy to death with my fists
>people charge into the room
>my groin gets glassed, ziggy gets turned into stardust
>while im being beaten to death i begin that revive power
>revive, run out, had enough of being a vampire
>miner runs down and shoots at me
>my decapitated head flies in an arc
i hope someone enjoyed the round
If you hadn't ejected bats at me I probably wouldn't have killed you. The RD an I noticed you were acting strange when you came in to check on research, but you did pretty good.
Electrified floor spikes for engineering. Need power cell, rods, wires, that sort of thing. Make spikes, weld them to the floor. If on a knot, does a bit of burn damage to anyone who steps on it.
right after announcing that i was evil, a vampire, and intended to kill as i pleased and whatever i saw the security team going "well what do we do with the captain" so people not wanting to kill me was pretty wierd
im pretty sure around the time of checking out research i had that hallucination thing repeating in my ear "turn around, im here, etc." just some good ole manic gibberish
post yfw non-human command staff think their rank means jack shit on ASIMOV
One specific shitty Diona HoS has been pulling that garbage lately.
Such a disappointment that they're the powergaming race, at least with the others there's a slim chance they might be good, but not with Diona.
I don't know why the wiki acts like it's customary for the mime and clown to be rivals. Whenever I play, the Mime and Clown are usually accomplices in whatever grand mischief the Clown has organized.
Dionas are terrible for powergaming ever since their burn damage weakness was fixed. Now you get instahusked by lasers and flares.
The new hot powergaming race is plasmamen.
>0.5x damage from lasers
>free hardsuit that nobody can legally take from you
>free flash protection
People who say people powergame Vox for the suit have NO IDEA
Don't forget that dionas need hyperzine if they want to go at a reasonable pace. If chemistry is feeling unhelpful and you're not working in science. Good luck. It's like being a drug addict looking for his fix.
>returning to /vgstation/ after a long ban
>wait a long time for it to download everything
>go see if its completed
>its at 0% again
>wait once more
>it goes back to 0% again
I JUST WANT TO GRIEF
So /vg/, which permabanned players do you know to be ban evading right now?
I know 2hotdogs and dawhathefox are both playing on /vg/ right now, they tell me there are two people they met on hippie ban evading here to.
>Doubletator, oh boy, let's see how this goes down
>Vox MD gets the electric wheelchair and kills pretty much everyone with it because lolnoneedtonerf apparently
>They contact the syndicate about hijacking the emergency shuttle
>Considering the station's mostly dead, I think sure, why not, and answer, because most of the time the syndicate comms is just left dead anyway
>Darken it a bit, change the white out for dark red
>Drop some syndicate mobs on it, strip out the front so they can't just lolemag their way to victory, and drop what I thought would be just a shiny looking death ripley at the front too
>Ghosts start calling FAVOURITISM, METACLUB, FUCK THIS SERVER I'M LEAVING when they see it
Mixing it up with "Haha! I shoved you bitch!" also has it's points, but then part of being Robust is having the wit to get inside the other guys decision loop and throw him a curve occasionally/picking the tactic that will work best against his weapon and/or armor.
The only robust things they have are helmets that block flashes because lolcoders, reduced burn damage (which means dick all in a fire by the way), and space-worthy suits roundstart (but no magboots).
But if you lose that suit? God help your soul, you can never be revived, and it's not like people will just give you plasma tanks if you run out.
I like to play the straight man.
It's endlessly fun putting yourself in the mind of a sane man just trying to do his job on /vg/station.
>reduced burn damage (which means dick all in a fire by the way)
What about laser weaponry you dense fuck
>it's not like people will just give you plasma tanks if you run out.
I'm fairly sure it takes about 3 hours for a large tank of anything to run out, without filling it, without touching the release valve pressure.
>mfw every single time I've killed someone on hippie, even in self defense, an admin will always start threatening to ban me for it
>mfw It's always the same faggot that tries to griff me and gets his shit kicked in
>mfw the meatclub exists on hippie, and it doesn't even work half the time
Yes, part of the atmos job is to make sure the special snowflakes get their breathable gasses. Though sometimes you get a dickhead that says "no you may not have the gas you need to live" in which case you can ahelp it.
I really wish they would add some kind of vending machine for aliens that requires a swipe of an ID to get a full canister of whatever gas you breathe. Hell you could make it so anything other than oxygen has a safety cap so they can ONLY be used for internals.
>What about laser weaponry you dense fuck
Well I'll give you that, I have survived getting shot a few times by lasers but 9/10 times you're stunned anyways or someone uses an actual gun.
>add some kind of vending machine for aliens that requires a swipe of an ID to get a full canister of whatever gas you breathe.
Actually that might be a pretty good solution to a problem we've been having for a long time now with people just taking plasmamen suits after they die so they're impossible to clone.
Today, I learned of a nifty word for being robust. A Portuguese word called Desenrascanço. It has no proper equivalent in English or any other language.
>Desenrascanço (loosely translatable as "disentanglement") is a Portuguese word used used to express an ability to solve a problem without having the knowledge or the adequate tools to do so.
>The problem is solved by use of imaginative resource management or by applying your knowledge to new situations as they arise quickly and successfully.
>It is achieved when you reach a hypothetical "good enough" solution. When that good solution doesn't occur, it is a failure (enrascanço - entanglement).
>Desenrascanço is the opposite of planning. It is managing for the current problem by ensuring it does not become completely out of control and without solution.
>Portuguese people strongly believe it to be one of the their most valued virtues and a living part of their culture.
Just because you're xenophobic doesn't mean it's fair to take people permanently out of the round unnecessarily.
I think decaps and brain removal should be the only way to do so because it takes time and is extremely obvious.
Given that it's a bannu unless an antag/done against an antag, I would say that every time it happens, it's necessary.
>takes time and is extremely obvious.
5 seconds and nearly silent
You can click+drag people in and out of sleepers, Cryo, DNA scanners etc. so that you don't have to rightclick -> eject or grab them with your hand.
A lot of people don't know this, though.
How would you add an in-game way to make this shortcut more apparent?
Examining objects tells you of any special commands for ctrl/shift/alt clicking them, if any. Could be an option in preferences
So examining a PDA would tell you ctrl click to remove ID, alt click to remove pen.
look in the tabs at the top of byond and find the one labeled 'hotkeys'
it's literally all there. Stop trying to spoonfeed retards like some graphic designer who thinks everything needs a redesign because it's not designed like the textbook said.
>mfw I'll help them out anyway unless they want to change laws or steal guns
What's the most autistic thing you do?
I like to go on high rp servers and play a fish out of water. Always gets a rise out of people.
I'm not going to continue chronicling my adventures in Aurora but give me 4 ship names in a religious theme for the beginnings of the fleet that will take the fight to the xeno scum that killed me last time.
>hour into round
>fridge still pretty much empty
>late join chemist makes mutagen and some other thing, then goes and takes creatine
>his head is then spaced by Rail
Jesus Christ how can you all be so shit, or complicit in shit? Fuck.
How did vox surgeon not get carpal tunnel after the 5th patient the fuq
Initially the plant was meant as a plastic maker. Then I just started piling mutations on top of each other.
Started a new mutation batch and a miner came by with materials. When I get back to my lab, it was eating through the floor and walls of toxin.
Stop opening the doors to a depressurized room, stop it.
I may have accidentally made them too hardcore.
>tfw enjoy chemist the most and decent at it
>every time I try to play it some random faggot takes my machine and does chems at autistic speeds, nullifying the need for me
>when I don't I try to play medical doctor
>can't do anything cause CMO yahir literally ruins everything I try to do or CMO Rail does everything for everyone and I am yet again not needed
>chemistry doesn't get done
I just want to make my autisticly sorted pills by color. Also I don't know who keeps making keloderm white with a green stripe but FUCK YOU, its GREEN.
Most Medbay coworkers are kind of shit, but there's nothing wrong or out of place with Rail. They're just a lukewarm decent with a side dish of nothing.
I don't get this meme, I honestly don't. If I didn't come to the thread I probably wouldn't even remember their name.
REMINDER TO COLOURCODE YOUR PILLS TO CORRESPOND TO DAMAGE TYPE
REMINDER THAT ARITH IS YELLOW PINK OVAL AND HYROLANIN IS YELLOW PINK CIRCLE
REMINDER IRON IS WHITE OVAL AND IF IT HAS NUTRIMENT, PUT A RED STRIPE
REMINDER TO NEVER PLAY CHEMIST, JJUST GO MEDICAL DOCTOR SINCE YOU'D HAVE TO DO CHEM ANYWAY
He is fun to interact with as an admin, to be quite honest with you familia.
Some of the players people consider to be the best are a nightmare to interact with as an admin. Mostly because they powergame/metagame and consider it them vs you instead of both of you having fun together.
Rail goes along with shit.
>you arent a waifu/vox
>you don't play medbay
is there a better feeling I pity the fools
>Still can't splash welderfuel onto an unsuited Plasmaman to make them explode like a welderbomb
What the fuck is our coderbase doing?
>mfw the plasmaman page on the wiki says they're supposed to start a station wide alert when they remove their suits since they're so volatile
>mfw you just get set on fire and nothing actually happens
>and does chems at autistic speeds
>does everything for everyone
It's hard for doctors not to do everyone's job, because they absolutely want to bring people back into the round as fast as possible.
If you're playing medbay, you pretty much need to fight for your job, actively communicating to the other doctors that you know what you're doing and they can fuck off.
I have the same problem. I constantly need to tell myself not to treat other doctor's patients, or to keep communicating with chemists every once in a while. It probably would really help if you tell your coworkers what you're planning to make and ask what they're making.
Also, I'm one of those people that have an autism routine written down which leads to a fully stocked fridge and cryo mix within 5-10 minutes.
>I constantly need to tell myself not to treat other doctor's patients
Oh my fuck this drives me mad.
>put guy in body scanner
>take him out
>some other doctor who must be psychic comes by, grabs him, throws him in cryo
>"Can't be helped"
>drags him away to the cloner
On that note:
>Check Plasmaman on google
>All these special snowflake bastardizations if P.men lore
>Not a single one of them follows the original lore set out for them
I know it's autistic as fuck to obsess over lore but this is some fanfiction.net-tier deviancy from the source material.
QUICK YOU HAVE SPAWNED AS A CULT LEADER, WHERE DO YOU SET UP YOUR BASE?
>HoS will never have the option to start with an esword
>Detective will never have the option to start with an 80's themed office and Miami Vice gear
>cult is required to talk with each other to succeed
>medbay is the only department that actually talks with each other
every time you see scientists talking with each other for any longer than a few seconds you know they're cultists.
>I don't know how they get away with it.
Easy access to chloral, dead bodies, dying and incapacitated victims, and a lax security presence.
Combine that with the fact that sillycons can't see runes except as blood splotches, you can effectively have a full blood orgy right beneath the AI's nose.
Why does nobody back up their DNA in the cloner when it can bring you back even if gibbed? Is it because it's too much trouble to ask genetics or because it's unlikely anyone would try to clone you without a corpse?
IF SOMEONE HAS 50 BURN DAMAGE AND 100 OXYGEN DAMAGE LET ME REVIVE THAT FUCKER DONT JUST KIDNAP HIM AND STICK HIM IN THE CLONER I GET SO FUCKING MAD WHEN PEOPLE DO THAT
This is what happens when you let speedcloning become the norm.
You get a whole department of limpwristed idiots that don't know anything except the cloner.
Every single Ling round is living hell because not a single one of them has ever touched a scalpel.
Don't even get me started
>:m Gonna do a head transplant
>Genetics isnt in medbay
>Have to go find it
>Have to drag a monkey man back through the corridors
>Finally replace head
>Go get a UI+UE of the old body
>Someone is cloning the body of the guy I made
the cloner is fine, it just needs some tweak so that it consumes more biomass the better condition the body is in.
a corpse comes in missing both arms and the entire chest is mangled with crazy organ damage?
If you ask a guy to fix that by hand he's going to laugh and disposal it.
our triage system is shit.
for one thing, everyone in medbay should spawn with a medHuD. Or at least have enough available round-start to gear up with like security does. That's assuming the best system is sticking with the medHuD triage instead of adding paper tags so non-medical crew can read them.
either way, those tags need to include a 'cloned' marker that just floats over the corpse so no one bothers it. Same as the little skull the medHuD gives for the deceased.
I say floating because making it require an examination means it doesn't stop shitters from causing trouble. They're too dumb to right click.
I appreciate that there's a little maintenance tunnel for antag shenanigans connecting chem, genetics and morgue, but you NEED TO BE ABLE TO GET FROM GENETICS TO CLONING
JUST PUT A DOOR IN THE BACK OF CLONING
>mfw I never help them out completely and sabotage them as I go
Because the issue is specificaly speedcloning.
You're either actually suggesting making normal operation of medbay slower, or equating "healing" with just "cloning" and I hate your fucking soul either way.
You're just going to see a lot of de-limbed corpses that never get treated, that's it.
You ever heard of carrot vs stick? The problem here is a carrot too big, your solution here is to make it all stick. It's stupid.
Because speedcloning is so easy and so fast that people would rather clone everything unless it can be fixed with just defib and pills.
seems like the root issue is brute damage and blood loss. Defib and pills isn't effective against this since 50u Iron is only 15% blood, and surgery isn't going to fix the blood issue either. Anyone with less than 50% blood isn't worth touching. Meanwhile a clone has 100% blood.
I'm not sure if it went through, but I know some of the coders were looking at changes to blood loss, so I'd rather see those go through before messing with the
Maybe add Synthetic Blood Plasma for the chemist as some compound more effective than Iron for sub-70% blood or something?
Post some shitty Medbay experiences.
>Donate O- blood to, well, try to assist
>Doc gives me some iron pills
>Tells me to go get some food and walk it off
>Let myself out of Medbay
>Go over to Cargo to get some pizza
>Paramedic comes my way
>"The crew monitor said you're suffering from oxygen damage and my health scanner says...you're low on blood! Come with me to Medbay."
>"I just donated blood, of course I'm low on blood."
>"Just come with me to Medbay."
>"Pretty sure I'm a green on the triage, since I'm walking wounded. Is this really necessary?"
>"Look, come with me willingly or I will MAKE you come with me."
>Don't feel like yakity saxing to get away from the "helpful" paramedic
>Don't want to be stungloved/chloraled by him so he can get my "uncooperative ass" to Medbay
>"Doc, got me a guy low on blood."
>It's the same doc that drew my blood not even 5 minutes ago
>He wasn't a changeling or anything, just an idiot
>"I'm low on blood because I just donated blood. Don't you remember that I donated blood? You were the one who drew my blood."
>He isn't listening
>He is outright ignoring me
>He is just going through the motions and uses the health scanner on me.
>"He is low on blood, O- blood, too. Luckily, somebody just donated some O- blood."
>He hooks me up to the fucking same O- blood I gave him just five minutes ago
>Don't say a word as he's slapping me with the health scanner, feeling good about himself for saving my life and getting me back to full with my own blood
>"You should be good to go. Glad I could help."
>"Gee, thanks doc."
>mfw it all
Medbay's so locked into their ways of doing everything like the autistic sperg robots they are.
At this point, I just keep my suit sensors off, and if I do have the misfortune of having to go to Medbay, I just go with WHATEVER they want. Since whatever they want is going to happen either way. There is no choice. Their way or the highway. And the highway is a chloral disposals chute.
>injured on the job, head to Medbay
>pass out in the lobby, doctors start to work on me
>wearing reactive teleport armor so every time they try to touch me it teleports my unconscious body away
>eventually teleports me inside the window between the operating room and surgery observation, no one can find me
>even the people who go into the operating room don't see me stuck in the window despite my profuse light flickering
>never get found, round ends with my corpse still stuck in that window inside Medbay
>come with me willingly or I will MAKE you come with me
And that's when you send lil' miss bossy dyke to the cloner. Fuck jobbies.
>walk into medbay
>doctor has two people knocked out next to him
>wont give them medical treatment and their dying from wounds
>ask him, the apparent CMO, why he wont give medical treatment
>tells me to fuck off or im next
>one has impaired movement, assume hes poisoned him
>the other is security
>decide to force my way in to make alkysine and anti tox in chemistry since the doctor wont
>get chloral poison disposaled
YAHIR CANT MEDBAY
>WHY DIDN'T YOU DO A TRIAL
>DING DONG BANNU
>Pretty sure I'm a green on the triage, since I'm walking wounded.
>implying the people at Medbay even know what the triage is
So in a crisis IRL, if you're black level paramedics will just not give a shit about you ? Probably just inject some morphine and other painkillers and let you die in relatively not-agonizing pain ?
I'm getting better after getting some tips and finding out you can't fix bones while a limb is over 50 brute damage. Just wish features didn't fuck with me during surgery so I could actually pick up tools the first time I click em.
a black in triage is when someone has no arms or is impaled by something you'd need a crane or a lot of equipment to move. Even when people have burns on a large portion of their body they are considered red unless it is combined with large gashes and wounds that can't be properly treated because of the burn severity.
>giving people radiation for no fucking reason
>no arith in his supposed superantitox
I hope you eat a fat fucking Medbay ban afer your playstyle descends into entropic bitterness.
>a persons limb is more paste than limb
>fixing the bone should be possible
it makes some sense, the doctors have to be able to figure out how to make your arm look like an arm again before they can do actual fixing
Would be pretty cool to see some sort of life transfer spell.
>Apprentice is nearby and the Wizard is in crit
>"Grab my hand! I'll help you, Master!"
>Apprentice takes all Wizard's damage upon themselves and the Wizard is healed like it's The Green Mile
How about adding metal rods to the equation? Gel > setter > rod > gel. It'll allow the bone to rebuild, just make it where it will rebreak easily if damaged.
Also how do you make splints and are they worth it for fractures instead of surgery?
>can overcharge the spell's target past 100% to increase current HP but not max HP
>wizard gets all apprentice contracts
>tells them all to transfer their life to him
>1000% health wizard
"trials week" is probably the dumbest fucking shit to date but even the most autistic non-native english speakers can talk down our current mins.
You can push borgs actually and it's not so hard to get flashes thanks to robotics crates, exofab synth flashes for the half station with access they shouldn't have but do and the flashes littering the station.
We did that before. If you brainswap in, no you don't get their powers.
If they're in code blue they can just kill it. Code red they can kill you for not halting with that body you stole and you get to suck it up buttercup. Oh and if you ahelp help you'll be banned for ahelping security when it was your fault.
post the official vox art and I'll attempt to draw cute vox.
No promises though
>Watch a scientist space a non-human
>Ask him to cut that out
>Go back and forth if I should help the non-human or not
>Decide to help them because they assisted me and I was not asked to do otherwise
>Telescience them back in
>Think of a fun way to get them back into the round without the scientist flipping their shit
>Print out a UI
>Suggest the Non-human gets a new identity
>Jumps the gun and fucking curb stomps their killer
Welp, the only fun I have anymore as AI is tricking people and staying two steps ahead of antagonists to in turn mess with them.
I need a new hobby.
>You can't e-implant chickens
fug, captain, did you eat that omelette?
Did it do anything?
I used all telecrystilas, and then gave up trying to get death berries after splashing my mutagen on the goddamn floor. Also, medbay was either busy or just not at chem
>Some miner finds a cursed die
>Rolls 20 first try
>Just sort of leaves it where he found it
>I come back much later, right after the shuttle is called, and grab it
>Bring it to escape and ask if anyone wants to roll it
>Person rolls it
>Rolls a 1
>One other person throws it
>Lands on 13 and kills the cluwne
So that die was rolled exactly three times and each time was a special number
What mysterious luck
>get a drill, start looking for neat shit
>stumble upon a plasma room
>some meaningless shit in it
>except a locked floor-safe
>run back to the station, grab a stephoscope
>spent the next 15 minutes trying to figure out how it works (like seriously you have to read each "you hear an X" sound to see if you hit the right number
>open it in anticipation
>ahelp because I ain't taking that shit
>Serwind gives me a consolation prize
>Decide fuck it, lost interest anyway
>nat fucking 20
>superpowers, 50 sheets of diamond phazon and bananium
>his face when
hold it in your hand and use the other hand to use the safe
if i remember right, first number you're looking for a krunk/plunk/tonk, second number a clink/chink/plink, third is a sproing.
Also, that librarian was great, how many books did you write? I read about 3 and they were all detailed with pictures and shit. That snake facts book was fucking awesome, thanks as well for buying chicken.
All the people who bought chicken were great.
okay, so I found a guide that was really shit tier, so here's a better version
>steph in active hand, click on safe
>hit the + button until you hear thinks like 'scrape' 'clack etc, this means you are now moving the first tumbler.
>keep doing it until something like a 'klunk' 'punk' etc, shows up, and don't go any further when you do. The first tumbler is now in position.
>start pressing '-'. Keep going until you hear the same scrape, clack etc noises. You are now listening for 'clink pink chink' noise on one of the numbers, when you hear it stop when you do.
>now, keep pressing + again, you'll hear lots of klinks pinks and chinks which means you are getting close, when you hear Spring! you have unlocked it and can take what's inside i.e. nothing.
Can Paul be jobbanned from chemist? He's so fucking shit.
>late joins, makes almost no chems, despite the almost empty fridge
>instead makes creatine till he gibs himself
>makes and sprays space lube everywhere
>doubtful that he was helpful at all in medbay
Don't blame the metaclub.
That's the way the dice roll.
The Random Number Gods are like that.
Sometimes you'll find a Supermatter Crystal, sometimes you'll find a plasma churning artifact when it comes in contact with oxygen.
>be scientist late join
>go to toxins since I still haven't perfected my bombs
>someone already did the mix
>give out some bombs and make one for myself
>change the purple labcoat for a normal white one in a closet
>check the pocket
>agent ID card
>also get physcodelic jumpsuit
>go to chapel and set an offering
>pray 3 times at different times
fuck the admins
>Celt needs to stop coding
>Actually condenses like a condenser and turns plasma gas into liquid plasma
>Have to use the plasma solidification recipe to get plasma sheets
>Nobody will make mutagen for botany and botany wont grow for you even if they did get it
>Only engine on the station you can get IC is the pacman
>Nobody has power
>AI core doesn't have an smes and is long dead from powerloss
>Nobody knows how to cell swap cause they're unrobust whiny cunts
>VGstation has its first 72 hour round due to complete inability to call before pomf comes on to restart
>Guy is working within the definition of his role
>But isn't sucking your dick
>Needs a jobban
Top kek. Nice b8 m8
>Last few rounds I played
>Geneticists actually handing out beneficial superpowers without being asked
>Sawbones joining as something other than assistant and actually doing helpful work instead of the usual greyshittery
Has the world gone crazy?
>talking shit about based corbyn
Someone mentioned me
What does a good breaking in mean?
Probably one of two scenarios I can think of:
CounterBWOINKs to your BWOINKing other players
How you handle lowpop extended metagaming powergaming murderboning shitters spawncamping arrivals for 4 hours at 5 AM as the only Admin awake at that time. The only reason you're happened to be up and decided to log in was because you couldn't sleep, and you have been awake for 40+ hours, and are greeted by a literal boatload of shit as soon as you observe.
Either way, trial by fire.
Post logs and I'll ban him right now.
I did make medicine you dummy. I made hyperzine, anti-toxin, kelotane, bicaridine and a lot of other medicines, but nobody needed it and I had to leave, so I made creatine and killed myself. Not worse than suicide.
The next round I only made anti tox and lube. I stole the pepper spray
Just gonna go get me some ghetto chloral, change my looks, stick you in the butt and take your shit too. Maybe use that sweet id to take you on a field trip to the telcomm sat with a staight jacket and a locked locker while I'm at it so you have time to think about not being a monumental faggot.
>Yahir will never sweat chloral so you can pick him up and throw him into people to chloral them
>Yahir still can't understand why punching a guy for no good reason instead of shaking or using the body scanner is wrong
Gather round chilluns, let me tell you about the fall of house Yahir "Xevonix" Kepplinger
Follow the quotes in:
>>128565545 >>128567472 >>128568765 >>128571492 >>128572353 >>128573582 >>128622492
Enjoy yahir's continued inability to justify his actions in response to >>128622214
Appeal is at:
Seriously, he deserves to get banned for good. He's speaking as if he's some criminal syndicate leader that got arrested by a rookie cop and now has to get his dirty cop friends to release him, it's retarded. Deadmin metaclub shitters now
Is it bad that my first instinct would be to either find a taser or e-gun myself, or scream for security, and try to subdue the hostile CMO then try help the dying people around him?
It's an autistic character sheet, but it's about the best you'll get if you want some sort of reference.
>Instead of using a body scanner or harmless shakes, punches a guy, punches him more for trying to defend himself with disarms after coming back from alt-tab to being punched, threatens to cut the guys hand off for calling for help against this unprovoked attack, gets wrenched six whole times while sleeping, gets disposaled into deliveries where he can't get out of and gets rad stormed
>All because yahir didn't want to use the body scanner then continued escalating
Yeah, we're so shitty right? Yahir didn't do anything wrong.
if you want the background, that's from a banrequest made by a detective who interrupted yahir mid-surgery with a taser.
He was upset that a guy with braindamage who'd already been given alky wasn't getting the Rye he thought he needed, and that the clown was straight-jacketed with the knock-out gas on after another sec officer (who was in for the surgery) had arrested him for attacking grey with his water flower.
The guy was too new to understand that brain problems that can't be fixed by alky come from either the admins or the chaplain's bible, the latter being responsible in this case.
Sodadog isn't even that bad of a player, I've played rounds with him since then and despite how he still feels I'm some uncontrollable monster I don't feel any sort of bad vibes at him.
I've played rounds with him since the incident in question and he's not even that bad of a person, he was just upset and didn't want to take the time to see things from another perspective and because of it he didn't fully understand everything.
>mfw I've killed this faggot hundreds of times
>mfw he's tried to get me banned, and failed all of those times
>mfw when the admins revive him, I just kill him again
>>Had you not slain my sides and earned my respect with that wheelchair massacre I would relentlessly bully you for this
>The six weeks between going to FTL and actually arriving at the target.
This is not muh lores
The official Vox lore says that their FTL drives are pretty much magic and work instantly, but because they're all stupid and nobody knows how they work or how to operate them, the drives just randomly activate themselves with no warning and apparently without being able to set the destination.
It's not like I'm the bloke that made it, I was just posting it incase the art guy was still interested and wanted a reference for Vox.
Thanks brah, let me see if i can get some creative juices flowing and I'll deliver your cute vox.
>open to interpretation
I see. I thought bay had integrated this in their lore as reference to some other work of fiction.
>latch on to them for the wrong reasons
Frankly I don't care and I can't see why anybody would care.
>It's a 'Cargonia independence' gimmick
It's a "paperwork" gimmick
>request equipment from the autolathe
>tech hands you a blank piece of paper
>"fill out a form"
>it's a 2nd amendment gimmick
>It's a 'I HATE HUMANS' silicon gimmick
>It's a 'Donald Trump' gimmick
>mission is to shutdown the cult
>contains blood and runes
>Encounter a greyshirt vox and a botanist with science IDs in R&D
>Shoot them up
>get BWOINKED for it
I get that it's medium RP week and RP can be fun. But I'm not gonna let myself get killed in the name of it.
>Come in an hour in
>set game to observe and talk in comfy dead chat.
>Get told it is code red
>Join the ERT for funsies
>Commander says about three times to shoot ANYONE that looks like they might be cult.
>Get to the station. They say there is a virus and that there are a select few people that are cleared for non-cult
>Some cultie was actin up in medbay so we end his misery
>Cultwalls all over escape and get suspicious
>Want to get though to check it out so decide to check out sci at the same time
>Remains and blood all over science.
>Two unimplanted people walk up
>Me and buddy smoke them
>Implanted person watches and seems cool
>Check toxins storage and find a survivor
>He confirms people are cult
>BOINK : Why did you smoke those scientists?
>"They looked culty and the dude in the storage confirmed it"
>Get my shit rattled by drybones while smoking a juggie
>See in deadchat that the vox was such a salty culty that he got his shit pushed in that he ahelp'd it
If you stun them, they can't do jack shit to you. They're cultists not wzlingpires
I mean really, it's not hard, even just having the forms ready on the table above you is a million times better than half the faggots who do papergriff do
It's a "clown ling" gimmick
I wish more people did it well
>runes all over the floor
nigga you've never seen someone with a stun rune and a drain blood rune then.
Probably because /vg/ probably doesn't have AoE stun runes, or you might, i have no idea.
>Be a Detective
>Clown walks up
>Heya Detective I got a surprise for you, c'mere!
>Expecting to get stung
>Slaps a pie in my face and honks
>"Haha, very funn-"
>Runs into maint with my body and absorbs
You got boinked too?
We were informed on the shuttle to use live rounds and to take no prisoners unless we felt the situation was completely under control. I would have taken the guy from medbay in to be de-culted. But the people there said to kill him
I don't mind. The admin seemed cool about it after we explained.
We got a REAL deathsquad vibe on the shuttle, trust me. When the commander rolls up and says "Kill anyone that might be cult" You were in that bracket.
We do have aoe stun runes and they're great, nobody uses them cause >knoing how to cult >being a cult head >anyone teaching ever
Like you said, use the stun rune then either a convert or blood drain spam on implants and you rock their socks off
Every time i get cult i just make like 2 drain life runes and 5 stun runes in a hallway off of sec and say something to get the valid hunters to rush to me.
Cult becomes 90% easier with this method and there is no way to counter it.
>just stun them
you know they can become basically immune right?
It's like bwoinking someone for not even attempting to taze a guy with an esword and riot shield.
>anyone teaching ever
Ohhhh! You need to hang out on lowpop dawg.
We actually just had a cult tutorial last night.
Also what the fuck is with this cheeky capcha
>Log in to see what's going on
>Oh boy, cult round, and it's almost 2 hours, with about 6 admins on, this is gonna be fun, isn't it
>It's not fun
>BWOINK: "Hey, these ERT guys just shot us up for no reason"
>BWOINK: "Hey, this ERT just blasted me while I was minding my business"
>Ask the ERT in question about what happened to get their side of the story
>apparently the admin that spawned them told them to "take no chances", and that they'd been informed by somebody stuck in toxins storage
>Fair enough then, problem solved, valids secured
>They complain about it in the thread for some reason, as if it's an insult to get a situation clarification
Been seeing this a lot lately, as if a bwoink is like "Oh shit I almost got arrested today". Simmer down, I'm not gonna bite your head off
Also, it's MedRP for definite now?
Not only does no one give a shit about MedRP, but even those who are supposed to go on trial want to bother with that shit so they just ask to be permabrigged or borged.
Sorry, I ran out of characters, I should have kept the line in where I said that said you were cool about it.
We didn't get boink us further, we carried on, the valids still cried.
They really didn't like the fact that the ERT was essentially given something close to deathsquad orders though.
I saw this last round and got spooked. no one saw it
Even in the bottom one except where you've gone and floodfilled the words out I can't see it and I doubt anyone else can
I can tell they are there using a color picker, but I can't see them with my eyes.
Actually you probably have. Vox, Greys and Plasmaman all have their unique language that they each understand (show with special text in plain english) but shows as gibberish to everyone else.
It's only really used to insult other races behind their backs or covertly do shenanigans around humans.
Gutter is for black-market trading, Tradeband is for legal trading
Or, more accurately, they are for fucking with people on this server and possibly used for what I said on heavier-RP servers
Gutter and Tradeband can be useful for inter-species communication between Vox and Humans in situations where the human can't understand pidgin and for whatever reason the two don't want to use sol common, possibly to prevent eavesdropping.
You can't do racelanguage over comma like that anon, you've gotta set the language as your default for it to show up on comms
Anon that's the shit you type to speak in gutter language, he's not making a cat face
>speaking in broken english in pidgin
Absolutely fucking disgusting.
Speak like a retarded foreigner in common, speak like a spook in gutter, speak like a trucker in tradeband, and speak like a distinguished patrician in pidgin.
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