Spessmen on a Space Station - /ss13g/

First for new race when?

1st for bending hanako over a table

2nd for yahir never does anything wrong

>not only Yahir got a symbolic punishment, he still believes he was in the right, which means he will do it again

At what point does it become impossible to revive someone without cloning? And I don't mean inefficient as fuck, I mean literally impossible.

i'm punching you with harm intent but its ok lmao 2 brute

i'm gonna use this wrench to get the point across better though

8th for I still need ideas for makeshift low-risk weapons for each department to craft.
I'm thinking cannons for Medbay, since they could use sulfur and charcoal to make gunpowder and could mount the cannons on wheelchairs.

Also by "low-risk" I mean that one person armed with one would not pose a serious threat to an officer with a laser gun, but four or five people each armed with one would be able to take down a threat by working together.

>>128652632
like it'll tell you

>>128652632
200 damage and over without including oxygen, so if somebody's been shot about 12 or so times in the face with the captains laser, getting 600 burn, they're not revivable

>>128652749
>mint & cola bombs

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>>128652528
>spawn as HoP
>first time vampire zowie wright
>dunno what to do
>assume captainship and just play normally while figuring out how shit works
>suck blood outta humanised monkeys i store in my captain's office
>lotta time passing
>kill one plasmaman for murdering a dude after trial fails
>plasmamen have no blood to suck
>suck a humanised monkey in genetics
>right in front of a geneticist
>kill him when he says hi
>reach 666 blood
>subvert AI to tyrant, the largely inactive AI then declares it is shutting down permanently for maintenance
>i've had little idea what to do this entire round to make things fun so i alert everyone to my presence and encourage them to fuck me up
>spawn cape, it gets disarmed and worn
>kill a bunch of dudes but this is too easy with a laser
>try beating a guy to death with my fists
>people charge into the room
>my groin gets glassed, ziggy gets turned into stardust
>while im being beaten to death i begin that revive power
>revive, run out, had enough of being a vampire
>miner runs down and shoots at me
>my decapitated head flies in an arc
funny
i hope someone enjoyed the round

>>128653079
If you hadn't ejected bats at me I probably wouldn't have killed you. The RD an I noticed you were acting strange when you came in to check on research, but you did pretty good.

>>128652749
Electrified floor spikes for engineering. Need power cell, rods, wires, that sort of thing. Make spikes, weld them to the floor. If on a knot, does a bit of burn damage to anyone who steps on it.

>>128653249
right after announcing that i was evil, a vampire, and intended to kill as i pleased and whatever i saw the security team going "well what do we do with the captain" so people not wanting to kill me was pretty wierd

im pretty sure around the time of checking out research i had that hallucination thing repeating in my ear "turn around, im here, etc." just some good ole manic gibberish

>>128653515
So essentially like the electrified grilles we already have, but they deal flat burn damage instead of basing it on the current power in the grid?

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post yfw non-human command staff think their rank means jack shit on ASIMOV

>>128653712
Pretty much, and you can walk through them. Can always have non electrified version. Only hurts people without shoes, like glass shards. But cannot be moved without a welder.

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>>128653840
One specific shitty Diona HoS has been pulling that garbage lately.
Such a disappointment that they're the powergaming race, at least with the others there's a slim chance they might be good, but not with Diona.

>>128653998
Dionas can be chill though. If they're sec or chemistry / medbay expect them to be awful however.

I don't know why the wiki acts like it's customary for the mime and clown to be rivals. Whenever I play, the Mime and Clown are usually accomplices in whatever grand mischief the Clown has organized.

>>128653998
I feel like plasmamen are the powergaming race of choice but all the plasmamen I see also have a good understanding of game mechanics

fuck plasmamen

>>128653998
Dionas are terrible for powergaming ever since their burn damage weakness was fixed. Now you get instahusked by lasers and flares.
The new hot powergaming race is plasmamen.
>0.5x damage from lasers
>no bleeding
>free hardsuit that nobody can legally take from you
>free flash protection
People who say people powergame Vox for the suit have NO IDEA

>>128654323
Don't forget that dionas need hyperzine if they want to go at a reasonable pace. If chemistry is feeling unhelpful and you're not working in science. Good luck. It's like being a drug addict looking for his fix.

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>>128653840

>>128653079
Attacking the groin is the robustest.

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>>128653840

>>128654831
wrong
attacking groin is literally an inferior version of attacking chest
the robustest damage zone are arms

>returning to /vgstation/ after a long ban
>DOWNLOAD RESOURCES(60MB)
>wait a long time for it to download everything
>go see if its completed
>its at 0% again
>wait once more
>59MB/60MB
>it goes back to 0% again

I JUST WANT TO GRIEF

So /vg/, which permabanned players do you know to be ban evading right now?

I know 2hotdogs and dawhathefox are both playing on /vg/ right now, they tell me there are two people they met on hippie ban evading here to.

>>128654914
post ckey

>>128655075
Shin is very definitely with us, but in a bizarre twist of events, he actually shaped up.

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>>128655075

>Doubletator, oh boy, let's see how this goes down
>Vox MD gets the electric wheelchair and kills pretty much everyone with it because lolnoneedtonerf apparently
>They contact the syndicate about hijacking the emergency shuttle
>Considering the station's mostly dead, I think sure, why not, and answer, because most of the time the syndicate comms is just left dead anyway
>Darken it a bit, change the white out for dark red
>Drop some syndicate mobs on it, strip out the front so they can't just lolemag their way to victory, and drop what I thought would be just a shiny looking death ripley at the front too
>Ghosts start calling FAVOURITISM, METACLUB, FUCK THIS SERVER I'M LEAVING when they see it

>>128655297
>ghosts start calling metaclub
shit, nigga, does this mean i'm in?

>>128654883
Not if you want people on the floor.

>>128655586
groin doesn't actually have a higher chance of pushing, that's a myth anon

Do people play Hippie other than to murderbone without bans?

>>128654883

I always go for the head, myself.

>>128655761
A true myth.

>>128655906

Hippie?

>>128656068
Mixing it up with "Haha! I shoved you bitch!" also has it's points, but then part of being Robust is having the wit to get inside the other guys decision loop and throw him a curve occasionally/picking the tactic that will work best against his weapon and/or armor.

>>128655906
Hippie's rules are almost the exact same as here except that they are no-rp.

You will not be banned for OOC in IC is the biggest difference.

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>>128656582

>vg
>rp

>>128656943
If you say "lol faggot I don't RP get the fuck out of here" you'll get bwoinked on /vg/

But we just saw a screenshot 2 days ago of someone saying that on Hi-pipe

>>128656943

We RP plenty, we just do it fast and loose and almost always for the sake of comedy.

>>128654148
>plasmaman
>powergaming

The only robust things they have are helmets that block flashes because lolcoders, reduced burn damage (which means dick all in a fire by the way), and space-worthy suits roundstart (but no magboots).

But if you lose that suit? God help your soul, you can never be revived, and it's not like people will just give you plasma tanks if you run out.

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>>128658992
I like to play the straight man.
It's endlessly fun putting yourself in the mind of a sane man just trying to do his job on /vg/station.

>>128659305
>and it's not like people will just give you plasma tanks if you run out.
Except they have to or they face a bwoink.

>>128659305
Oh, and I forgot to mention that their suits don't seem to have the added benefits from the job's related hardsuit, which of course you can't wear. So there's that too.

>>128659305
What if you make it where radiation heals them (possibly even from death) but they can gain no mutations.

>>128659614
Does the same apply to Vox? I'm curious.

>>128659305
>reduced burn damage (which means dick all in a fire by the way)
What about laser weaponry you dense fuck
>it's not like people will just give you plasma tanks if you run out.
I'm fairly sure it takes about 3 hours for a large tank of anything to run out, without filling it, without touching the release valve pressure.

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>>128655906
>mfw every single time I've killed someone on hippie, even in self defense, an admin will always start threatening to ban me for it
>mfw It's always the same faggot that tries to griff me and gets his shit kicked in
>mfw the meatclub exists on hippie, and it doesn't even work half the time

>>128660098
Yes, part of the atmos job is to make sure the special snowflakes get their breathable gasses. Though sometimes you get a dickhead that says "no you may not have the gas you need to live" in which case you can ahelp it.

I really wish they would add some kind of vending machine for aliens that requires a swipe of an ID to get a full canister of whatever gas you breathe. Hell you could make it so anything other than oxygen has a safety cap so they can ONLY be used for internals.

>>128660305
>What about laser weaponry you dense fuck
Well I'll give you that, I have survived getting shot a few times by lasers but 9/10 times you're stunned anyways or someone uses an actual gun.

>>128660389
>add some kind of vending machine for aliens that requires a swipe of an ID to get a full canister of whatever gas you breathe.

Actually that might be a pretty good solution to a problem we've been having for a long time now with people just taking plasmamen suits after they die so they're impossible to clone.

>>128656381
Today, I learned of a nifty word for being robust. A Portuguese word called Desenrascanço. It has no proper equivalent in English or any other language.

>Desenrascanço (loosely translatable as "disentanglement") is a Portuguese word used used to express an ability to solve a problem without having the knowledge or the adequate tools to do so.
>The problem is solved by use of imaginative resource management or by applying your knowledge to new situations as they arise quickly and successfully.
>It is achieved when you reach a hypothetical "good enough" solution. When that good solution doesn't occur, it is a failure (enrascanço - entanglement).
>Desenrascanço is the opposite of planning. It is managing for the current problem by ensuring it does not become completely out of control and without solution.
>Portuguese people strongly believe it to be one of the their most valued virtues and a living part of their culture.

>>128661337
>problem
That sounds like a snowflake toll to me.

Vampires and Changelings on suicide watch.

>>128661801
That's colloquially known as "niggerrigging".

>>128661859
Just because you're xenophobic doesn't mean it's fair to take people permanently out of the round unnecessarily.
I think decaps and brain removal should be the only way to do so because it takes time and is extremely obvious.

PANIC

>>128662063
>unnecessarily
Given that it's a bannu unless an antag/done against an antag, I would say that every time it happens, it's necessary.
>decap
>takes time and is extremely obvious.
5 seconds and nearly silent

have we permabanned yahir yet?

is server down?

>>128661801
That's called McGuyvering

I know what race we need to get rid of to make the server better.
The Asians.
They're all a bunch of shitty special snowflakes that we could really, really do without.

>>128662646
>>128662352
Not down

>>128662712
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHCQA1EJiC0
C'MON MAN!
RACE WAR!
YOU CAN BE CAPTAIN, I'M GONNA BE SERGEANT.

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You can click+drag people in and out of sleepers, Cryo, DNA scanners etc. so that you don't have to rightclick -> eject or grab them with your hand.
A lot of people don't know this, though.
How would you add an in-game way to make this shortcut more apparent?

>>128664147
Examining objects tells you of any special commands for ctrl/shift/alt clicking them, if any. Could be an option in preferences

So examining a PDA would tell you ctrl click to remove ID, alt click to remove pen.

>>128664147
look in the tabs at the top of byond and find the one labeled 'hotkeys'
it's literally all there. Stop trying to spoonfeed retards like some graphic designer who thinks everything needs a redesign because it's not designed like the textbook said.

>>128664841
jesus christ why isn't this a thing

a toggleable setting that gives hotkey hints to everything you examine. it makes so much sense.

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>>128653840
>mfw I'll help them out anyway unless they want to change laws or steal guns

>>128665648
Enjoy coding your babby retard mode setting.

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What's the most autistic thing you do?
I like to go on high rp servers and play a fish out of water. Always gets a rise out of people.

>>128666262
Play Medbay

>>128666262
I call Earth "Terra" and Earth things/people "Terran."

>>128666262
I use a wrench on people i'm doing surgery on

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I wonder how is progress on doomstation

I'm not going to continue chronicling my adventures in Aurora but give me 4 ship names in a religious theme for the beginnings of the fleet that will take the fight to the xeno scum that killed me last time.

>>128667016
Dawson's Christian

>hour into round
>fridge still pretty much empty
>late join chemist makes mutagen and some other thing, then goes and takes creatine
>gets gibbed
>his head is then spaced by Rail

Jesus Christ how can you all be so shit, or complicit in shit? Fuck.

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How did vox surgeon not get carpal tunnel after the 5th patient the fuq

>>128667407
That reminds me I should tone down pacid and sacid gains in nettles so that they don't bogart the plant's whole chemicals.

>>128667591
>spaced by rail
When even?

>>128667016
Occam's Razor
The Redeemer

>>128667591
there's something like two good chemists on this entire server and one usually plays sec while the other plays CMO, if at all.

>>128667651
Initially the plant was meant as a plastic maker. Then I just started piling mutations on top of each other.

Started a new mutation batch and a miner came by with materials. When I get back to my lab, it was eating through the floor and walls of toxin.

>>128667407
>Plant goes hungry
>ADMIN LOG: Plant has spontaneously mutated limited-growth vines
>It starts eating toxins

Holy shit

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>>128667407
Stop opening the doors to a depressurized room, stop it.
STOP IT.

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>>128667846
>>128667920
>>128668103
I may have accidentally made them too hardcore.

>>128668103
doors should have lights that warn against extreme heat/cold and high/low pressure

>>128667796
>tfw enjoy chemist the most and decent at it
>every time I try to play it some random faggot takes my machine and does chems at autistic speeds, nullifying the need for me
>when I don't I try to play medical doctor
>can't do anything cause CMO yahir literally ruins everything I try to do or CMO Rail does everything for everyone and I am yet again not needed
>chemistry doesn't get done

I just want to make my autisticly sorted pills by color. Also I don't know who keeps making keloderm white with a green stripe but FUCK YOU, its GREEN.

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>>128668474

>>128668575
I don't know how anyone could actually like this player, they're irredeemably shit.

>>128667614
gotta operate fast

>>128668474
Keloderm is yellow/red pill fag

>>128668474
>green fuck off you shit. Its red and yellow

>all the shit flinging over the Yahir incident

Sometimes you can just tell a ban is gonna have enormous fallout.

>>128661801
Jerry-rigging.

>>128668643
This

>>128653840
full pic please

>>128668691
>>128668702
absolutely haram, green is for burns.

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>>128668643
Most Medbay coworkers are kind of shit, but there's nothing wrong or out of place with Rail. They're just a lukewarm decent with a side dish of nothing.
I don't get this meme, I honestly don't. If I didn't come to the thread I probably wouldn't even remember their name.

>>128668737
of course
that is why I, SerWind, applied as a server admin. We need to remove this punishing class of "metaclubbers" before they do irreparable harm to our server.

>>128668907
Yellow is kelotane, red is dermaline.

REMINDER TO COLOURCODE YOUR PILLS TO CORRESPOND TO DAMAGE TYPE

REMINDER THAT ARITH IS YELLOW PINK OVAL AND HYROLANIN IS YELLOW PINK CIRCLE

REMINDER IRON IS WHITE OVAL AND IF IT HAS NUTRIMENT, PUT A RED STRIPE

REMINDER TO NEVER PLAY CHEMIST, JJUST GO MEDICAL DOCTOR SINCE YOU'D HAVE TO DO CHEM ANYWAY

>>128668643
He is fun to interact with as an admin, to be quite honest with you familia.

Some of the players people consider to be the best are a nightmare to interact with as an admin. Mostly because they powergame/metagame and consider it them vs you instead of both of you having fun together.

Rail goes along with shit.

>>128668474
>Keloderm
>Not being yellow

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>you arent a waifu/vox
>you don't play medbay

is there a better feeling I pity the fools

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>Still can't splash welderfuel onto an unsuited Plasmaman to make them explode like a welderbomb
What the fuck is our coderbase doing?

>>128668889
Neat. I liked my statue display. I changed it a few times before settling on that because it fit.

>>128668964
I can't find a single thing in your post that is not fucking wrong.

>>128668907
no, nigger, green is for toxin

>>128668907
>green for burns
>burn damage is yellow
anti-tox is green. What color are your bicard pills, grey?

Who is the number one Plasmaman?
Is it sawbones?

>>128669138
Sawbones isn't even the number one sawbones

>>128669038
>mfw the plasmaman page on the wiki says they're supposed to start a station wide alert when they remove their suits since they're so volatile
>mfw you just get set on fire and nothing actually happens

>>128669098
Bicard is blue, b for blue b for bicard

>>128669071
>not color-coding pills
>his dex+ isn't blue
literally the same pill as the ones in the oxydep kits.

>>128669138
Subject Epsilon.
The hero non-humans of the station need, but don't deserve.
He makes people who assault non-humans disappear.

>>128669138
Crispy Jeff, hands down.

followed up by darth vader, worst/best HoS

>>128667016
Aquinas
Augustine
Ignatius
Erasmus

>>128669173
That's a suggested coding idea that was discarded for simplicity's sake.

>>128668474
>and does chems at autistic speeds
>does everything for everyone
It's hard for doctors not to do everyone's job, because they absolutely want to bring people back into the round as fast as possible.

If you're playing medbay, you pretty much need to fight for your job, actively communicating to the other doctors that you know what you're doing and they can fuck off.

I have the same problem. I constantly need to tell myself not to treat other doctor's patients, or to keep communicating with chemists every once in a while. It probably would really help if you tell your coworkers what you're planning to make and ask what they're making.

Also, I'm one of those people that have an autism routine written down which leads to a fully stocked fridge and cryo mix within 5-10 minutes.

>>128669735
>I constantly need to tell myself not to treat other doctor's patients

Oh my fuck this drives me mad.

>put guy in body scanner
>take him out
>some other doctor who must be psychic comes by, grabs him, throws him in cryo
>"Can't be helped"
>drags him away to the cloner
>mfw

>Check up on the Scientist
>Eat one of his mushrooms he made
>Keel over and die int he medbay

That was extremely painful

>>128670176
that's what you get memer

>>128670176
>eating anything in a science lab
>ever
you deserve to die in real life too

>>128670305
I got better

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>>128669173
On that note:
>Check Plasmaman on google
>All these special snowflake bastardizations if P.men lore
>Not a single one of them follows the original lore set out for them
I know it's autistic as fuck to obsess over lore but this is some fanfiction.net-tier deviancy from the source material.

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QUICK YOU HAVE SPAWNED AS A CULT LEADER, WHERE DO YOU SET UP YOUR BASE?

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>>128669382
>HoS will never have the option to start with an esword
>Detective will never have the option to start with an 80's themed office and Miami Vice gear

>>128670673
in the singulo of course
fuck cult

>>128670673
Engineering or science.

>>128670673
Salvage shuttle or somewhere on the asteroid. Second choice would be RnD. Third would be Viro or engineering.

Guys help me I'm sitting right next to an incredibly cute Korean girl at school.

I CAN'T STOP SWEATING.

>>128670928
tell her she's kawaii you shit

>>128671028
in Korea they use the term "sugoi"

>>128670928
she's korean so she's probably into that

>>128670928
>Korean
>cute

Also asian girls are the new fat white girls so don't worry. Unless you're literally Danny DeVito you've got this.

>>128670809
>>128670814
>>128670848
>Not going Dereclect/vox/Research Station

No wonder cult never wins

>>128670673
Every single time it's Cult and they win, they always seem to be in Medbay. I don't know how they get away with it.

>>128671581
>cult is required to talk with each other to succeed
>medbay is the only department that actually talks with each other
I wonder.
every time you see scientists talking with each other for any longer than a few seconds you know they're cultists.

>>128671581
>I don't know how they get away with it.
Easy access to chloral, dead bodies, dying and incapacitated victims, and a lax security presence.
Combine that with the fact that sillycons can't see runes except as blood splotches, you can effectively have a full blood orgy right beneath the AI's nose.

>>128671581
They hide the runes under the operating tables.
That, and Yred's had a hard on for cult as of late. He mostly plays Mex/Sci for a cult roll.

Why does nobody back up their DNA in the cloner when it can bring you back even if gibbed? Is it because it's too much trouble to ask genetics or because it's unlikely anyone would try to clone you without a corpse?

>>128671976
It's too powergamey. I don't do it out of principle.

>>128671495
Shuttle is better generally. If I'm sec and they're on the research outpost it takes very little effort for me to break in and kill everyone.

>>128672024
Is it though? It seems like unless your telling someone OOC to clone you most of time medbay just tries to revive only whoever is currently in the cloner?

>>128671860
>Combine that with the fact that sillycons can't see runes except as blood splotches
What? Really?

>>128672167
I think he means the AI can't see runes, but borgs can.

>>128672165
That's because, like you said, nobody ever backs up their DNA.

>>128671976
I remember one CMO having me do it as a captain and he was able to save my ass one time. But it's not common practice around here for whatever reason.

>>128670639
How can you deviate from just dudes who got killed by a plasma fire and came back to life because of spess magic ? How bad is the donutsteel ?

>>128672295
I sometimes do. I wanna try making a ghetto medbay where I just try to clone anyone and everyone. Only problem is convincing people to backup their DNA

>>128672167
AIs can't see runes at all. They can literally be converting half the station in the middle of medbay and you'll have no idea until Deity has risen.

>>128671976
> Giving your DNA to geneticists
> Implying they won't just steal your identity

>>128672651
cloning backup != DNA

>>128671976
>Genetics
>doing something helpful for the crew
>not just jacking off while making all-power SE every round

remember, geneticists are greytide with medbay access.

>>128672651
You just scan a living guy in the cloner scanner and it'll save his DNA for later.

>>128668336
Firelocks have this

>>128672717
It's possible to use DNA disks to grab the DNA from the cloning scannre

>>128672836
Just ask a doctor to do it.

>>128669984
FUCKING THIS

IF SOMEONE HAS 50 BURN DAMAGE AND 100 OXYGEN DAMAGE LET ME REVIVE THAT FUCKER DONT JUST KIDNAP HIM AND STICK HIM IN THE CLONER I GET SO FUCKING MAD WHEN PEOPLE DO THAT

>>128673221
t. Yahir

>>128673221
This is what happens when you let speedcloning become the norm.
You get a whole department of limpwristed idiots that don't know anything except the cloner.
Every single Ling round is living hell because not a single one of them has ever touched a scalpel.

>>128673481
Don't even get me started

>Meta
>Husked body
>:m Gonna do a head transplant
>Genetics isnt in medbay
>Have to go find it
>Have to drag a monkey man back through the corridors
>Finally replace head
>Go get a UI+UE of the old body
>Come back
>Someone is cloning the body of the guy I made

WHY

>>128673705
>Genetics isn't in medbay

That's the instant I take the body to robotics for borging. Dead men don't get to be picky about the particulars of their resurrection.

>>128673481
the cloner is fine, it just needs some tweak so that it consumes more biomass the better condition the body is in.
a corpse comes in missing both arms and the entire chest is mangled with crazy organ damage?
If you ask a guy to fix that by hand he's going to laugh and disposal it.
>>128673705
our triage system is shit.
for one thing, everyone in medbay should spawn with a medHuD. Or at least have enough available round-start to gear up with like security does. That's assuming the best system is sticking with the medHuD triage instead of adding paper tags so non-medical crew can read them.
either way, those tags need to include a 'cloned' marker that just floats over the corpse so no one bothers it. Same as the little skull the medHuD gives for the deceased.
I say floating because making it require an examination means it doesn't stop shitters from causing trouble. They're too dumb to right click.

>>128674129
>mfw you forcibly enslave someone to a robot instead of asking for directions

>>128674198
This accomplishes fucking nothing because biomass is a laugh.
Cloning busted corpses is perfectly fine. The problem is speedcloning.

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>>128673705
I appreciate that there's a little maintenance tunnel for antag shenanigans connecting chem, genetics and morgue, but you NEED TO BE ABLE TO GET FROM GENETICS TO CLONING
JUST PUT A DOOR IN THE BACK OF CLONING

>>128674283
or you could stuff him in the morgue, since a corpse isn't on a timer like everyone else.

>>128674359
speedcloning just makes cloning take less time. If the goal is to make healing take longer, why not just make meds work every other tick?

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>>128653840
>mfw I never help them out completely and sabotage them as I go

>>128653840
Need source on pic

>>128674283
You're right, next time I'll just stuff the brain down the disposals and never get b& for it eat shit Yahir

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>>128674606
Because the issue is specificaly speedcloning.
You're either actually suggesting making normal operation of medbay slower, or equating "healing" with just "cloning" and I hate your fucking soul either way.

>>128674359
just set the ratios high enough. If it's 600 biomass for a spessman with 200 brute, you're going to see a lot more surgery and robotic limbs.

>>128674918
why do you think the issue is specifically speedcloning?

>>128674951
You're just going to see a lot of de-limbed corpses that never get treated, that's it.
You ever heard of carrot vs stick? The problem here is a carrot too big, your solution here is to make it all stick. It's stupid.
>>128675164
Because speedcloning is so easy and so fast that people would rather clone everything unless it can be fixed with just defib and pills.

>>128674810
>>128668852
It came from gelbooru, filia tag

>>128670928
Stunglove, cablecuff, then drag her into a maint tunnel then you faggot

>>128675714
filia_(skullgirls)

>>128675350
seems like the root issue is brute damage and blood loss. Defib and pills isn't effective against this since 50u Iron is only 15% blood, and surgery isn't going to fix the blood issue either. Anyone with less than 50% blood isn't worth touching. Meanwhile a clone has 100% blood.
I'm not sure if it went through, but I know some of the coders were looking at changes to blood loss, so I'd rather see those go through before messing with the
cloner.
Maybe add Synthetic Blood Plasma for the chemist as some compound more effective than Iron for sub-70% blood or something?

https://youtu.be/ojMkw6lZ-PY
On the juke when

5u Arith for radiation/non-blood based toxin damage right?
what color for those pills?

>>128674198
speaking of triage, is there some way of marking how much medicine someone has been given?
some of these things have overdose limits you know

>>128676660
>using arith ever
The yellowish green

>>128676796
Ask for a mass spectrometer, those measure the amount of reagents in someone.

>>128676850
>not using arith, hyro, dylo, bicard pills

>>128666934
>doomguy says he's working on audio 3 threads ago
>no update since
ANODDA ONE BIDES DA DUSD :DD

>>128677696
t. centration dev

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Post some shitty Medbay experiences.

>Assistant
>Donate O- blood to, well, try to assist
>Doc gives me some iron pills
>Tells me to go get some food and walk it off
>Let myself out of Medbay
>Go over to Cargo to get some pizza
>Paramedic comes my way
>"The crew monitor said you're suffering from oxygen damage and my health scanner says...you're low on blood! Come with me to Medbay."
>"I just donated blood, of course I'm low on blood."
>"Just come with me to Medbay."
>"Pretty sure I'm a green on the triage, since I'm walking wounded. Is this really necessary?"
>"Look, come with me willingly or I will MAKE you come with me."
>Don't feel like yakity saxing to get away from the "helpful" paramedic
>Don't want to be stungloved/chloraled by him so he can get my "uncooperative ass" to Medbay
>"Doc, got me a guy low on blood."
>It's the same doc that drew my blood not even 5 minutes ago
>He wasn't a changeling or anything, just an idiot
>"I'm low on blood because I just donated blood. Don't you remember that I donated blood? You were the one who drew my blood."
>He isn't listening
>He is outright ignoring me
>He is just going through the motions and uses the health scanner on me.
>"He is low on blood, O- blood, too. Luckily, somebody just donated some O- blood."
>Facepalm IRL
>He hooks me up to the fucking same O- blood I gave him just five minutes ago
>Don't say a word as he's slapping me with the health scanner, feeling good about himself for saving my life and getting me back to full with my own blood
>"You should be good to go. Glad I could help."
>"Gee, thanks doc."
>mfw it all

Medbay's so locked into their ways of doing everything like the autistic sperg robots they are.

At this point, I just keep my suit sensors off, and if I do have the misfortune of having to go to Medbay, I just go with WHATEVER they want. Since whatever they want is going to happen either way. There is no choice. Their way or the highway. And the highway is a chloral disposals chute.

>>128676850
>people who STILL think arith does organ damage
Kindly end yourself

>>128678214
>HoS
>injured on the job, head to Medbay
>pass out in the lobby, doctors start to work on me
>wearing reactive teleport armor so every time they try to touch me it teleports my unconscious body away
>eventually teleports me inside the window between the operating room and surgery observation, no one can find me
>even the people who go into the operating room don't see me stuck in the window despite my profuse light flickering
>never get found, round ends with my corpse still stuck in that window inside Medbay

>>128676660
Just 2u Arith treats all common cases of radiation.

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>>128678214
>come with me willingly or I will MAKE you come with me

And that's when you send lil' miss bossy dyke to the cloner. Fuck jobbies.

>>128678554
Blow me Andrew Ryan just use anti-t you hipster

>>128678214
>walk into medbay
>doctor has two people knocked out next to him
>wont give them medical treatment and their dying from wounds
>ask him, the apparent CMO, why he wont give medical treatment
>tells me to fuck off or im next
>one has impaired movement, assume hes poisoned him
>the other is security
>decide to force my way in to make alkysine and anti tox in chemistry since the doctor wont
>get chloral poison disposaled
>die
YAHIR CANT MEDBAY

>>128679127
>antitox
>for radiation
If you mean for toxin damage then yeah use peptodylovene

>>128679380
>YAHIR CANT MEDBAY

And this should be news to us why?

I'm sure he's whoring himself out to the admins, even the metaclub is getting tired of his shit now.

>>128678604
>HoS
>wearing teleport armour
You deserved worse you unrobust faggot

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>>128678960
>BWOINK
>WHY DIDN'T YOU DO A TRIAL
>DING DONG BANNU

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>>128678214
>Pretty sure I'm a green on the triage, since I'm walking wounded.
>implying the people at Medbay even know what the triage is

i dont know if i should come back, how is HOSing these days? Has hugh the clown come back?

>>128679397
>peptodylovene
you mean phalapeptodylovene

>>128680002
So in a crisis IRL, if you're black level paramedics will just not give a shit about you ? Probably just inject some morphine and other painkillers and let you die in relatively not-agonizing pain ?

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>>128668948
I'm getting better after getting some tips and finding out you can't fix bones while a limb is over 50 brute damage. Just wish features didn't fuck with me during surgery so I could actually pick up tools the first time I click em.

>>128680469
This is why I want to get a gun so if those shitters ever deem me too far gone I can take them with me.

>>128680469
a black in triage is when someone has no arms or is impaled by something you'd need a crane or a lot of equipment to move. Even when people have burns on a large portion of their body they are considered red unless it is combined with large gashes and wounds that can't be properly treated because of the burn severity.

>>128680631
>You can't fix bones while a limb is over 50 brute
what the fuck? why?

who the fuck coded this joke of a medical system?

>>128680773
bay

>>128680228
>giving people radiation for no fucking reason
>no arith in his supposed superantitox
I hope you eat a fat fucking Medbay ban afer your playstyle descends into entropic bitterness.

>>128680773
>leg is a mangled chewstick
>"let me just set the bone back in place"
makes sense if a limb is fucked up that you can't just fix the bone

>>128680825
Why do we have it?

>>128680773
>a persons limb is more paste than limb
>fixing the bone should be possible
it makes some sense, the doctors have to be able to figure out how to make your arm look like an arm again before they can do actual fixing

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finishes the robes, any crits and what not?

>>128681017
The bottom one doesn't look like it has a giant yellow cock anymore. Except the sideway sprites.

>>128680971
Pretty sure that's not what the triage is talking about, black means recovery is not possible e.g. guts forcefully removed from body

>>128680929
Just because the muscles are torn and the skin is missing doesn't mean you can't fix the bone

>>128681017
What if there was a spell wizards could buy that made them not fall unconscious when in crit

>>128681754
I like the idea

Deathbed monologues when

>>128681754
Would be pretty cool to see some sort of life transfer spell.

>Apprentice is nearby and the Wizard is in crit
>"Grab my hand! I'll help you, Master!"
>Apprentice takes all Wizard's damage upon themselves and the Wizard is healed like it's The Green Mile

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Where is all the cute bird art? I need some vox

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>>128680987
How about adding metal rods to the equation? Gel > setter > rod > gel. It'll allow the bone to rebuild, just make it where it will rebreak easily if damaged.

Also how do you make splints and are they worth it for fractures instead of surgery?

>>128683227
>life transfer
>can overcharge the spell's target past 100% to increase current HP but not max HP
>wizard gets all apprentice contracts
>tells them all to transfer their life to him
>1000% health wizard

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>>128679930
"trials week" is probably the dumbest fucking shit to date but even the most autistic non-native english speakers can talk down our current mins.

>>128634064
You can push borgs actually and it's not so hard to get flashes thanks to robotics crates, exofab synth flashes for the half station with access they shouldn't have but do and the flashes littering the station.

>>128647935
We did that before. If you brainswap in, no you don't get their powers.
If they're in code blue they can just kill it. Code red they can kill you for not halting with that body you stole and you get to suck it up buttercup. Oh and if you ahelp help you'll be banned for ahelping security when it was your fault.

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>>128683382
post the official vox art and I'll attempt to draw cute vox. No promises though

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>Watch a scientist space a non-human
>Ask him to cut that out
>Go back and forth if I should help the non-human or not
>Decide to help them because they assisted me and I was not asked to do otherwise
>Telescience them back in
>Think of a fun way to get them back into the round without the scientist flipping their shit
>Print out a UI
>Suggest the Non-human gets a new identity
>Jumps the gun and fucking curb stomps their killer
Welp, the only fun I have anymore as AI is tricking people and staying two steps ahead of antagonists to in turn mess with them.

I need a new hobby.

>You can't e-implant chickens

fug, captain, did you eat that omelette?
Did it do anything?

I used all telecrystilas, and then gave up trying to get death berries after splashing my mutagen on the goddamn floor. Also, medbay was either busy or just not at chem

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my best sme yet
70MW

>70 MW SME
Good job Coffee

>>128686517
You shitters released supercooled plasma in the engineering foyer.

>>128680128
Nah, hugh's gone thank god. No more of theat script shit and hand teleporter sax every round

>>128686464
so THAT's what you were up to, walking into the kitchen asking if i would mind you making a special dish.

>>128686405
oh I was wondering how he got back into the round after he was spamming floor tiles on me

other then that you were a nice ai

>>128686125
No official art really exists. Just sprites and fan shit on the wiki

>>128686582
Was my fault, not his.
Oh well it was quickly averted.

>Some miner finds a cursed die
>Rolls 20 first try
>Just sort of leaves it where he found it
>I come back much later, right after the shuttle is called, and grab it
>Bring it to escape and ask if anyone wants to roll it
>Person rolls it
>Rolls a 1
>One other person throws it
>Lands on 13 and kills the cluwne

So that die was rolled exactly three times and each time was a special number
What mysterious luck

also thanks Sec you guys were nice

>>128686762
What do those numbers do?

>>128686886
20 gives the user all the good mutations and a fuckload of valuable minerals
1 turns the user into a cluwne
13 explodes the die

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>shaft miner
>get a drill, start looking for neat shit
>stumble upon a plasma room
>some meaningless shit in it
>except a locked floor-safe
>run back to the station, grab a stephoscope
>spent the next 15 minutes trying to figure out how it works (like seriously you have to read each "you hear an X" sound to see if you hit the right number
>eventally, SPRING!
>open it in anticipation
>ITS
FUCKING
>NOTHING
>ahelp because I ain't taking that shit
>Serwind gives me a consolation prize
>cursed D20
>Decide fuck it, lost interest anyway
>nat fucking 20
>superpowers, 50 sheets of diamond phazon and bananium
>his face when

>>128686986
teach me how to use the stethoscope

>>128686986
>50 sheets of diamond phazon and bananium
Why didn't I see a HONK and a Phazon running around then?

>>128687106
hold it in your hand and use the other hand to use the safe
if i remember right, first number you're looking for a krunk/plunk/tonk, second number a clink/chink/plink, third is a sproing.

>>128686582
that was the other mommi, not to mention an engineer opened doors to the plasma letting it get that far.

>>128687225
It was 5 minutes before shuttle gets there

>>128686986
>be miner
>work for 15 minutes
>whine
>get allpower

>be xenoarc
>work for 2 hours
>get an artifact that makes people happy

METACLUB

Also, that librarian was great, how many books did you write? I read about 3 and they were all detailed with pictures and shit. That snake facts book was fucking awesome, thanks as well for buying chicken.

All the people who bought chicken were great.

>be medical
>be generally helpful
>get grav catapulted into deep space

>>128687374
Yeah that mask does a bit more than make people happy
Anyone who dies nearby is turned into a shade loyal to the wearer

>>128687106
okay, so I found a guide that was really shit tier, so here's a better version

>steph in active hand, click on safe
>hit the + button until you hear thinks like 'scrape' 'clack etc, this means you are now moving the first tumbler.

>keep doing it until something like a 'klunk' 'punk' etc, shows up, and don't go any further when you do. The first tumbler is now in position.

>start pressing '-'. Keep going until you hear the same scrape, clack etc noises. You are now listening for 'clink pink chink' noise on one of the numbers, when you hear it stop when you do.

>now, keep pressing + again, you'll hear lots of klinks pinks and chinks which means you are getting close, when you hear Spring! you have unlocked it and can take what's inside i.e. nothing.

>>128687609
Not talking about the mask. Just some generic big artifact with psionic wave.

>>128687710
Oh.

Also how the fuck did you find THREE masks?

>>128687374
It wasn't allpower, and you get get the dice from xenoarch.

>>128687761
masks aren't that rare desu

Can Paul be jobbanned from chemist? He's so fucking shit.

>late joins, makes almost no chems, despite the almost empty fridge
>instead makes creatine till he gibs himself
>next round
>makes and sprays space lube everywhere
>doubtful that he was helpful at all in medbay

>>128687830
Just being facetious m8

>>128687374
Don't blame the metaclub.
That's the way the dice roll.
The Random Number Gods are like that.
Sometimes you'll find a Supermatter Crystal, sometimes you'll find a plasma churning artifact when it comes in contact with oxygen.

>>128687876
A H E L P
B A N R E Q U E S T

>>128687876
He literally only used chemistry once last round, to make space lube and pepperspray fire extinguishers.

>>128686762
>This is Byond RNG
>A mysterious device from another dimension, the Space Wizards Federation has been messing with it for years.

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>be scientist late join
>go to toxins since I still haven't perfected my bombs
>someone already did the mix
>give out some bombs and make one for myself
>change the purple labcoat for a normal white one in a closet
>check the pocket
>agent ID card
>also get physcodelic jumpsuit
>go to chapel and set an offering
>pray 3 times at different times
>nothing

fuck the admins

which admin(s) would you remove and why?

>inb4 all because muh anarchy over all

>>128688141
If you read what you've written about your behaviour, it should become rather clear why the admins didn't want to answer your prayers

>>128688089
get the fuck out Paul you fucking shitter.

>>128688674
Soca and Celt

>>128688852
That post is agreeing with you, you dolt

>>128686464
I ate it yes, it gave me toxin damage, but my flask was full of tricord. Thanks for the chicken!

>>128688674
Celt needs to stop coding.
Ghlor is already gone.
Crnibomber and SerWind need a good breaking in
Soca needs to kill >her self

>>128689023
Crnibombardier left.

>>128689126
Good.

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>>128689023
>Celt needs to stop coding

>>128688956
Please, Paul, just fuck off already NOBODY WANTS YOU HERE GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>128687876
>Chemist
>Does chemistry stuff
>Jobban he!
There's more to chemistry than being a pill bitch and it's his choice to do them

Idea: Plasma Condenser
>converts gaseous plasma to solid ore/sheets

Remove roid plasma and have it mined from the gas giant instead.

>>128690007
Idea: Code It

>>128688674
rei
my main choice is already gone

>>128689904
>chemistry stuff is making 2 chems and then fucking off to shove creatine up your ass

Play geneticist if you want to be useless

>>128690007
Does this mean we can have a PACMAN fueled station?

>>128690007
>Actually condenses like a condenser and turns plasma gas into liquid plasma
>Have to use the plasma solidification recipe to get plasma sheets
>Nobody will make mutagen for botany and botany wont grow for you even if they did get it
>Only engine on the station you can get IC is the pacman
>Nobody has power
>AI core doesn't have an smes and is long dead from powerloss
>Nobody knows how to cell swap cause they're unrobust whiny cunts
>VGstation has its first 72 hour round due to complete inability to call before pomf comes on to restart

>>128690112
>Guy is working within the definition of his role
>But isn't sucking your dick
>Needs a jobban
Top kek. Nice b8 m8

>>128690112
when I was playing medbay earlier today the geneticist was more useful than the chemist for three rounds in a row

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>>128689563

>>128690063
Gotta meme it first anon

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>>128689563
>labour
More like DrCuck amirite

>>128690391
>Last few rounds I played
>Geneticists actually handing out beneficial superpowers without being asked
>Sawbones joining as something other than assistant and actually doing helpful work instead of the usual greyshittery

Has the world gone crazy?

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>>128691426
>talking shit about based corbyn

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>>128689023
Someone mentioned me
>mfw

What does a good breaking in mean?

>>128692894
20 people mashing F1 and praying their assess off in a rev round

>>128654601
Diona are immune to OD.
Get to a dispenser, swallow 300 units and you're good for most rounds.

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>>128689871
>>128687876
>>128688013
>>128688089

NEVER

What programme do you use for spriting?

>>128693593
MSPaint

>>128692894
Probably one of two scenarios I can think of:
CounterBWOINKs to your BWOINKing other players
-or-
How you handle lowpop extended metagaming powergaming murderboning shitters spawncamping arrivals for 4 hours at 5 AM as the only Admin awake at that time. The only reason you're happened to be up and decided to log in was because you couldn't sleep, and you have been awake for 40+ hours, and are greeted by a literal boatload of shit as soon as you observe.

Either way, trial by fire.

>>128690007
Make that an actual engine giving power with a big ass version of a pac-man using liquid plasma and you got a deal.

>>128693593
paint.net

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>>128687876
Post logs and I'll ban him right now.

>>128687876
I did make medicine you dummy. I made hyperzine, anti-toxin, kelotane, bicaridine and a lot of other medicines, but nobody needed it and I had to leave, so I made creatine and killed myself. Not worse than suicide.
The next round I only made anti tox and lube. I stole the pepper spray

>>128694702
It's all good in the hood, nigga.
CMO and others still have a right to sleeptoxin and toss you naked out into maint, though.
But, that's how it should roll.

>>128694702
>Role chemist
>Do chemist stuff
>Powergaming superdocs want you jobbanned
Livin the life paul

>>128694848
>Ruin a guys round over petty shit
I bet you'll ahelp when they fuck you up for it too.

>>128695020
I sure hope you don't ahelp at all if you do get tossed out naked.

>>128693593
Excel
I color a matrix and screenshot it. Very easy to make small color adjustments

>>128695119
Just gonna go get me some ghetto chloral, change my looks, stick you in the butt and take your shit too. Maybe use that sweet id to take you on a field trip to the telcomm sat with a staight jacket and a locked locker while I'm at it so you have time to think about not being a monumental faggot.

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>ahelping
>ever

>>128695295
just ask yahir for some of his, I hear hes great at medbay and loves to share : ^ )

>>128695346
>not seeking those sweet, sweet, banvalids
you gotta play to win, otherwise why play?

>Realize prayers never get answered due to notes

Welp making a new byond

>>128695438
>not purposely cockblocking banvalidz no matter how blatant and deserving the bannable action is

>>128695436
why haven't we just permabanned that fuck yet?

>>128695436
>Yahir will never sweat chloral so you can pick him up and throw him into people to chloral them

>>128695438
>Yahir still can't understand why punching a guy for no good reason instead of shaking or using the body scanner is wrong
:^)

>>128695603
He'll tell his headmin on you. Shoulda paid your metaclub feees

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>>128652174
Gather round chilluns, let me tell you about the fall of house Yahir "Xevonix" Kepplinger

>>>128516413

Follow the quotes in:
>>128565545 >>128567472 >>128568765 >>128571492 >>128572353 >>128573582 >>128622492

Enjoy yahir's continued inability to justify his actions in response to >>128622214

Appeal is at:
>http://ss13.pomf.se/forum/viewtopic.php?f=18&t=2287

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FILE
NAMES

>>128696126
That's a neat feature

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>>128696126

>>128696052
really
why isn't he permabanned? We don't need these shitters getting physical every round. He needs to learn to use his words.

>>128696448
>>128696052
Just fuck off already, he shouldn't even have been banned in the first place because he didn't even put anyone into crit.

>>128696702
>bomb as non-antag
>only blow some arms off and pop some lungs
>"whaaaaa why am I banned I didn't crit anyone"
fuck off lovoss or whatever your ckey is yahir

>>128696702
Ah, so I can go cut yahir's limbs off and drag him around like the little admin cocksleeve he is then right? Didn't even put anyone in crit, it's okay bro, it's an IC issue!

>>128696839
>>128696834
You two are really sad to watch in action.

Is this all you have to look forward to? Being a shitty person for no reason?