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>Yahir beats up patient, third party banbater ahelps it, everybody mad
>Celt is adding hypothermia, everybody mad
>Hacker Anonymous uses what is known in hacker circles as "hrefs" to turn himself into a catman, Pomf says "you're kidding, right?"
>Celt is adding hypothermia, everybody mad
>DoctorMad gets unjust notes from Pain, declares the man a baybie, goes mad
>Happy Old New Year for all the good people, that celebrate it!
>What is Space Station 13?
>New player guide
>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
>Public server list
>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"
>Map renders collection: updated nightly
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation
>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
>tfw yahir's well on track to a permaban this year and we'll finally be free from Xevonix.
>tfw got to ahelp when he was beatin on the dude
>tfw an asshole doesn't static name so you can avoid them
Yer a faggot 'arry tends to be close enough
>"I did literally nothing wrong" - Yahir
[22:22:50]ATTACK: Yahir Kepplinger (xevonix) punched Old Man MacGregor (drexplosion)
[22:22:51]ATTACK: Yahir Kepplinger (xevonix) punched Old Man MacGregor (drexplosion)
[22:22:53]ATTACK: Yahir Kepplinger (xevonix) punched Old Man MacGregor (drexplosion)
[22:22:54]ATTACK: Yahir Kepplinger (xevonix) punched Old Man MacGregor (drexplosion)
[22:23:05]ATTACK: Old Man MacGregor (drexplosion) disarmed Yahir Kepplinger (xevonix)
[22:23:06]ATTACK: Old Man MacGregor (drexplosion) disarmed Conner O'Soisoi (harsetheef)
[22:23:08]ATTACK: Old Man MacGregor (drexplosion) disarmed Yahir Kepplinger (xevonix)
[22:23:10]ATTACK: Old Man MacGregor (drexplosion) disarmed Yahir Kepplinger (xevonix)
[22:23:10]ATTACK: Old Man MacGregor (drexplosion) pushed Yahir Kepplinger (xevonix)
[22:24:46]ATTACK: Yahir Kepplinger (xevonix) punched Old Man MacGregor (drexplosion)
[22:24:48]ATTACK: Yahir Kepplinger (xevonix) punched Old Man MacGregor (drexplosion)
[22:21:35]SAY: Yahir Kepplinger/Xevonix (@134,109,1) As Sol Common : Which hand is it?
[22:21:43]SAY: Yahir Kepplinger/Xevonix (@134,109,1) As Sol Common : Macgregor
conner tells me the hand that he had broken
[22:21:50]SAY: Yahir Kepplinger/Xevonix (@134,109,1) As Sol Common : I know conner
[22:21:54]SAY: Yahir Kepplinger/Xevonix (@134,109,1) As Sol Common : Im talking to MacGregor
[22:22:13]SAY: Yahir Kepplinger/Xevonix (@134,109,1) As Sol Common : MacGregor, use your fucking mout
[22:22:16]SAY: Yahir Kepplinger/Xevonix (@134,109,1) As Sol Common : Tell me
[22:22:22]SAY: Yahir Kepplinger/Xevonix (@134,109,1) As Sol Common : Use your fucking words
[22:22:27]SAY: Yahir Kepplinger/Xevonix (@134,109,1) As Sol Common : Or ill pop you in the head
[22:23:12]SAY: Yahir Kepplinger/Xevonix (@141,108,1) As Sol Common : GREGOR
[22:23:14]SAY: Yahir Kepplinger/Xevonix (@141,108,1) As Sol Common : I FUCKING ASKED
[22:23:15]SAY: Yahir Kepplinger/Xevonix (@141,108,1) As Sol Common : YOU
[22:23:17]SAY: Yahir Kepplinger/Xevonix (@141,108,1) As Sol Common : FIVE TIMES
the short yells where probably when he was disarming me
[22:23:19]SAY: Yahir Kepplinger/Xevonix (@141,108,1) As Sol Common : TO TELL ME
[22:23:21]SAY: Old Man MacGregor/Dr. Explosion (@135,108,1) As Sol Common : YAHIR ATTACKING ME IN MEDBAY
[22:23:22]SAY: Yahir Kepplinger/Xevonix (@141,108,1) As Sol Common : WHAT HAND IT IS
[22:23:30]SAY: Yahir Kepplinger/Xevonix (@138,108,1) As Sol Common : You know what
[22:23:34]SAY: Yahir Kepplinger/Xevonix (@137,108,1) As Sol Common : Get the fuck out
posting the attack logs do not paint the full picture and youre just using it to try to make me out to be an asshole, i do that well enough without your help buddy
>Could have just went to the body scanner
>Instead repeatedly punches him the wrenches the fuck out of him while he's drugged for defending himself
Ten outa ten. Every month you get even more insane.
This. Yahir, for a guy who supposedly mains medbay you seem to be terrible at everything except making your precious chloral hydrate. (Which is the least robust way of dealing with someone short of scrubgloves, I might add.)
hey sawbones it's me, orange hair guy.
Remember when we welderbombed that wizard as soon as he teleported in the bar?
because writing ban appeals takes up to an hour and im debating on even bothering
dont do this if you dont want to get ahelped for it
it does do more damage than you think it does due to changes of how water effects greys
it now does a decent ammount of toxins along with some brute
Wasn't that actually my fault? I was the bartender and shot one of the welder tanks by mistake.
Unless that was a different time in which case what the fuck how many times have you done that?
Yahir's just trying to ruse you so he doesn't get spritzed. It does light eye damage and he hates the fuzzy vision like you wouldn't believe. Spritz him four or five times for a giggle as he bumps into shit all over.
LITERALLY DID NOTHING WRONG - Yahir every single time he griefs people
>spend entire shift subtly helping vox raiders
>even give vox paramed the captain's laser and armor
>"Cat" instantly and wordlessly valids me in front of AI upload when I hadn't even approached them, then lies about it and gets off scott-free
I N V I O L A T E
Literally chloraling and debraining every Vox raider at first chance from now on
>spawn at the vox outpost as diona
>get enough blood to speak from the raiders docked there
>wander around the ship collecting items like a jetpack and a hatchet in my backpack
>ride around on the vox a little
>wander around the outpost a little
>ship leaves without me
>semi-trapped at outpost until stormtrooper shows up
>puts me in his bag and nearly die on the run to the mining shuttle
>don't get out of his bag in time when the shuttle arrives at the station
>die as he patrols around the outside of the station
Thanks anyway, at least I wasn't stuck on the roid.
>get sawbones, silver, singularity maker
>get singularity maker
>other vox get silver
>time for sawbones
>almost got em and out
>Ai blocks doors (even though on asimov)
>officer strips me
>takes off my n2 (removed from suit)
>revived in medbay
>chemist releases me
>run around a bit
>AI core wide open
>CAP'S SPARE SITTING THERE
>get cap ID
>try to save friends
>all of my friends are dead or missing
>get AEgun because I can aim it at people
>AI is even calling me clever
>I am now plasteel gear solid: Vox Gasser.
>Det goes full REMOVE VOX
>taken into sec
>go to escape
>sawbones takes me to safety
>mfw sawbones saves me even though I tried to abduct him
Thanks for the shiny guns, they did end up saving my life when two space carps ran at me; shame about the valid.
Do vox not understand common now?
Was pretty hilarious going through a round with everyone speaking the equivalent of space french
A U T I S M
I only fucked up twice, one time it was probably going to delaminate
also what temp does the SME delaminate at?
I mean I was sucking more air out of its tank faster than it could make it causing SUPERCOOLING but just in case i fuck up I need to know where
Clown slipped and cuffed the captain at the end, then dressed him up as a chicken and claimed he turned into a vox.
I laughed. Too bad someone freed the captain a couple of minutes later.
Latejoin vox don't understand Common on Heist rounds. It's a known bug.
And it's supposed to be a mixture of English and Mandarin but the people who wrote the syllables didn't do a very good job
>Have evidence vox are raiding the station
>Have undocumented asshole roaming around the ship
>Have evidence he broke into ai
>Have evidence he stole my id
>Have evidence that he stole guns and all of sec knew
>Tell them to throw him in perma
>NU UH, YOU HAVE TO HAVE A TRIAL :)
And that is when I immediately went to call the shuttle.
That's all that's keeping you from getting your valids on in the gamemode where you literally don't get your valids on?
Let this be a lesson to all, Vox will literally go against their objectives and their culture just to backstab you first chance.
NEVER trust Vox
NEVER help Vox
ALWAYS upload NT default during raiders
>mfw for three consecutive rounds, including that one, I died to a welderbomb early in the round
You won't die as quickly if you're not valid, my man.
He fucking died, dude. Last anybody heard of him he was talking about how his leukemia was getting worse and how he could feel that shit taking him away, this was two days after he got hospitalized
You gotta have your vox pals tell their crew you they homie dawg. They ain't telepaths
He's a stupid faggot with no common sense looking to grief, why not get him perma'd while he's at it and save us a future with his "jokes"
That's not even what pisses me off, it's that someone signed up for Vox raiders, then goes on to wordlessly laser someone to death over literally nothing in a main hallway.
Did this person only click YES to all antag preffs solely for the most chances of valids?
too bad anon, 5 has been hit
no more requests
About 800k. you want to shoot for 500k as your "cap" though cause crystals can easily runaway on ya even after you shut the emitters off. Fill the collectors with 7k plasma. Should get 1-2mw per rad collector. More if you upgrade the chamber with H/E and thermal plates to help cool it.
>Can kill or "random" search literally anyone on code red simply for not halting when asked
>Code blue, you don't have to give a shit about trials if shit's busy
>If dindu's ahelp when they did sumthin they get a ban
Maybe if you understood the codes at all instead of playing captain as all access greytide validhunter you'd see the benefit
>mfw a fucking doctor punched a guy 7 times and wrenched him 6 instead of using the body scanner like a sane person
>Only a day ban
>No medical jobban
Yahir "Dindunuffin metaclub member" Kepplinger at work ladies and gents.
"Shut the fuck up, shitter. Your powerhunting validgaming shittery needs to fuck off back to [Pubbie server of the year] you fucking shitterlord."
Just know that you should stop taking any posts seriously that use terms like those.
>No medical jobban
How much more will have to happen
I don't even mind him doing his dindu griffing shit every round as greyshirt
But dear god someone stop him from shitting up medbay I'm fucking serious
Considering his history, I think nothing short of him playing cmo, getting the bridge fireaxe and chloral beheading every single carbon that comes into medbay immediately would get him. heck, I don't even thing that would. Dude's pretty much an Untouchable. Don't be surprised if serwind is deadminned within a week for what he did.
>What the fuck is an inviolate RP?
Shit that doesn't exist on this server. It's just some assmad cunt.
>What the fuck is a vox raider?
Scum and villainy in the form of beak-faced gyppos. Don't give them none. They are there only to bomb, steal, and kidnap (which will most likely end with you getting killed, because they're just that incompetent).
>Implying he needs to bait
He attacks people all the time then plays it off as an IC issue unless he gets fucked up for beign a monumental cunt in which case whoah! Over the line! Admiiiiiiiiiins! waaaaaaaaaah!!!
In the past three months, Furbeh has logged on six times, the most recent of which was December 31.
He's only been away for two weeks.
You gotta play at tgstation or a similar quality station like baystation, colonial marines, or polarisfor a month at least then apply to be whitelisted for this server. We got too many pubbie griefers from the address being posted so we adopted a whitelist
i'm not even the guy you're arguing with I just wanted to make a shitty DSP meme
He was on the second, last saturday
I can't comprehend why someone would start this epic meme that he died of leukemia, that is a shitty thing to do.
Good man, remember, steal all the atmos suits and the ce suit, tele welderbomb the A and telcommsI , secure the comms boards, then flood the station with plasma. You can salvage
>Vox Raiders are Spess Gypsies
>Not Spess Mexicans
>Yelling at everyone in their shitty language nobody can understand
>Voxicans trying to steal everybody's shit and kidnap people for their cartel
>Doing drivebys on the station in their beat up Impala aka the Skipjack
>Entering the station illegally
>Only to get their shit kicked in
>With them whining about being oppressed the whole time they're doing it
Nevermind, found it. It's for revealing cloakers we no longer have IC
for(var/mob/living/carbon/M in oviewers(3, null))
if (locate(/obj/item/weapon/cloaking_device, M))
for(var/obj/item/weapon/cloaking_device/S in M)
S.active = 0
S.icon_state = "shield0"
if(M.alpha < 255)
var/oldalpha = M.alpha
M.alpha = 255
M.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[M] suddenly becomes fully visible!</span>",\
"<span class='warning'>You see a bright flash of light and are suddenly fully visible again.</span>")
M.alpha = oldalpha
var/safety = M:eyecheck()
Lavoss is clearly a syndicate double agent engaging in a classic false flag ruse to establish his legitimacy. Do not fall for his lies.
SHOTS STATUS: FIRED.
HOW DO YOU RESPOND TO SUCH BASELESS ACCUSATIONS MR. TRUMP?
[20:35:51]ADMIN: HELP: Icantthinkofanameritenow/(Icantthinkofanameritenow): i need your advice before I do something. not in the game mind you, but in the forum. mind hearing me out? - heard by 3 non-AFK admins.
[20:35:59]ADMIN: PM: Dylanstrategie/(Henry Alouette)->Icantthinkofanameritenow/(Icantthinkofanameritenow): Sure, what is it
[20:36:05]ADMIN: PM: Icantthinkofanameritenow/(Icantthinkofanameritenow)->Dylanstrategie/(Henry Alouette): it's about
[20:36:37]ADMIN: PM: Icantthinkofanameritenow/(Icantthinkofanameritenow)->Dylanstrategie/(Henry Alouette): it's about Celt. I'm genuinely worried he's so bent on getting his PR pushed through that he's totally disregarding the community's opinions
[20:37:28]ADMIN: PM: Dylanstrategie/(Henry Alouette)->Icantthinkofanameritenow/(Icantthinkofanameritenow): He most likely is, at least partially, it's not uncommon for coders to want their stuff pushed after they invested a lot of time and effort into it
[20:37:36]ADMIN: PM: Icantthinkofanameritenow/(Icantthinkofanameritenow)->Dylanstrategie/(Henry Alouette): the polls he loves can be skewed by anyone with half a brain, and I get the feeling he just doesn't want to acknowledge that maybe he might be in the wrong about some things (e.g. insisting on the "it's not the mancrowave, i swear".
[20:38:24]ADMIN: PM: Icantthinkofanameritenow/(Icantthinkofanameritenow)->Dylanstrategie/(Henry Alouette): and it's making massive sweeping changes that have nothing to do with its intended purpose of aiding his snow map.
[20:52:18]ADMIN: PM: Icantthinkofanameritenow/(Icantthinkofanameritenow)->ArthurDentist/(Elsa Mars): i feel ya. i'm wishing someone slaps some sense into the guy. he's probably as fixated on this and the snow map that never got off the ground as Dylan is on meteors, and despite the quips I've made on the latter at least meteors doesn't make big changes to parts of the game that have nothing to do with meteors.
someones been shitposting heavily implying their me for three days ish, but I don't care, not like i'm breaking any rules when I play so I wont get in trouble. Thats the difference between me and them.
yahir is false flagging me and responding to everyone as "hi lavoss" and i'm enjoying it
>it's not uncommon for coders to want their stuff pushed after they invested a lot of time and effort into it
You can prevent this from becoming a problem by not coding bad stuff, then it gets merged just fine.
Yahir did literally nothing wrong. Oy vey this discrimination is anudda shoah. Just wait until you hear from my headmin about this.
Don't open up the cabin hatch; the air is sure to leave it.
And air is very hard to catch; you never will retrieve it.
And though you think your life's a bore,
Don't open the reactor door!
Don't o-pen up, the ca-bin hatch.
>everyone makes the worthless surgeon's switchtool for Medbay and they don't make the actually useful tools (laser scalpel, surgical incision manager) because no one knows what they do
All of my WHY
I didn't know he downed a mutagen pill, but he just suddenly fell over so I imagined it was chloral
Trail mix is a contraband item from the nanovend vendors. It's half good pills and half bad pills
I assume they got it, put the good pills in the fridge and threw the bad pills into the thrash
>Doesn't pda specific instructions to the entire dept
>Gets junk he never asked for that's only useful if people stole both our saws
>Sci is babbies first irresponsible scrub job, aka no idea what any of that shit is any nobody asks or tells them shit so they jsut go with what sounds cool
GEE I WONDER
The tier 1 scalpel also only costs metal and glass.
And I'm talking about fully maxed and supplied Science throwing a Swiss army knife our way and thinking that's all we needed. I mean it's kind of them to actually do their job but it's annoying having to explain everyone.
incision and laser scalpel save lot of time the switchtool does not.
>rd does not want make two items that cost very little siliver and uranium
>more then happy to shit out 20 AEG
>Some turboshitter with no idea how to use a cyborg analyzer let alone replace components or pry you out and reborg you took roboticist
>tfw no comprehensive quiz to be whitelisted for roboticist
>tfw mostly just mech griffers and clueless retards who tl;dr'd the wiki take the role
>Out of the round because of a fucking idiot
>At best at any time only like 3 people are theoretically capable of using the exofab and/or unlocking your cover to fix shit if you're dead and therefore unable to unlock it yourself.
It's a novelty and I suspect they never actually do use it because they'd find out it's worthless pretty much.
Give them their new and novedous toys and all but PLEASE throw an incision manager to the guy that knows what he's doing.
So you switch between tools by clicking the swiss army knife instead of putting your tool on the table and picking up a different one?
That doesn't seem terribly useful for anything except doing field surgery where it saves inventory space.
Also if you were to do field surgery with it you would quickly throw it away when you find out you can't fix bones or reattach anything or fix internal bleeding with it.
wrench, cable coil?
It fits in a box right? If it fits in a box that's a life saver for field ops. not that we ever have to do them and empty bloodbags are a bitch to get after you need them but whatever.
guess i was right...when i called you a fag...psssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Probe really was too good for us.
>assistant comes in with eye damage
>obvious that he welded into tech storage to steal glubbs
>mfw I pretend to not know what imidazoline is and offer eye repair surgery instead
If they ever agree to it I will go out and paint some latex gloves yellow, then replace their insulateds with that whole they're sedated
And when that kills him as a direct result of not noticing that his exact same sprite gloves are no longer his insulates gets him blown out from engineer autism and their innate lack of a sense for right and wrong?
Get a Mcjob until you can get into a training program.
I've had this happen to me as Chemist when both chemdispensers were out of juice for the second time and I saw that I had no belt on and my backpack was completely empty save for my internals box.
Then I stepped outside Medbay for the first time in the round.
anon im not even that naughty.
i did a lot of good things that round despite what others would like to lead you to believe.
my main issue is that a lot of things happen in rounds which leads to a build up of stress, causing me to eventually snap when someone pushes me past my limit.
you could bake a wonderful cake but if you accidentally get a hair in it people will only remember it as the cake with a hair in it.
Ian able to pick things up and with limits use things when? I wanna see an autotraitor Ian with the obj to kill the HoP suceed in actually killing the HoP himself or directly convincing someone to.
>[20:36:37]ADMIN: PM: Icantthinkofanameritenow/(Icantthinkofanameritenow)->Dylanstrategie/(Henry Alouette): it's about Celt. I'm genuinely worried he's so bent on getting his PR pushed through that he's totally disregarding the community's opinions
I wonder when Icantthinkofanameritenow will realise he does not represent the community and is in a rather vical minority as evidenced consistently by votes and now most recently the poll, http://ss13.pomf.se/index.php/poll/36
>tfw jobfagged xenobio so hard didn't realize telecoms went out 30 minutes prior
>try to leave xenobio to see what the fuck is going on
>flashing firelocks in entrace
>do a 360 and go back to fucking slimes until SMEEELELELEL
Im so tired of this faggot
He bitches and moans about anything and everything. It gets so fucking tiring seeing him bitch about EVERY SINGLE FUCKING PR. I remember one round he cried because an antag tried something different and trapped him and another person on the science outpost and told them to fight to the death, he even tried to get the guy banned for banbaiting or some shit. I CANT STAND HIM
What a fucking dumb AI. The faggot fucking killed me as soon as I spawned on the station, just because I didn't go to his medical exam or some shit. This server is fucking bad and half the players need to be banned.
Wikius is a fine AI. You mad cuz bad. Why aren't you a scientist always in an atmos suit with gloves, boots always on flash, stolen holstered ion rifle,, robocontrol printed and in a box as well as 300 thermite and 300 fuel in a box thermiting everywhere instead of using doors?
As long as you know that I am disgusted in your words
Kilette has called you, and I quote,"A pussy ass faggot redditor who wouldn't last 15 seconds in a 1v1 toolbox-off in the thunderdome" How do you respond to his latest acts of barbarity?
>tfw I might just need to blow over 200 on a new monitor because of this game
It's not fair, I was saving for shit.
It's not funny anon, I have the fucking menu bar burnt into my screen.
>Our dollar is 69 ameribucks.
Wouldn't this mean you could buy a $50 monitor from an American website for less than one dollar of your own currency?
Or did you mean to say that 1 American dollar is equal to 69 of your dollars?
It must suck to live in such a poor country.
I abstained from importing shit at the start of last year when we were 85 cents thinking things would get better. I was wrong.
>the poll, http://ss13.pomf.se/index.php/poll/36
There are 32.81% of people for merging right now and 59.38% against.
Splitting the "no" answers into different ones is a shitty strategy to skew the result.
Couple questions I can't find the answer to, lads.
Are material synthetizers bugged or blacklisted? I tried to print one in the R&D protolathe, it consumed the mats, worked for a while, and then it stopped working and nothing came out.
Wasn't the CE supposed to have a list of door wires functions at round start? If so where is it?
Does the AI have a more reliable way to check on borgs than the borg computer in RD office?
Last I used it, it was fine. Did you refill it with more matter cartridges when it ran out?
If anything it would be under your Notes
>Check on borgs
All of them have an on-board camera so you can use jump to camera to have a more personal look at each
>Last I used it, it was fine. Did you refill it with more matter cartridges when it ran out?
My wording was ambigous. I meant the protolathe worked for a while, then nothing came out.
It was fun
Note the Supermatter delaminated right at the end as an amazing ending
>captain's wiki page
>Do not get angry with the AI if it does not want you uploading a new law.
>Keep in mind that if the AI announces you are in their upload, uploading laws, people will likely form a lynch mob.
Which server was that page copied from?
polaris insists that bay will live again in a few months for some reaason
help me i want to play a round of autistic heavy ARRPEE but i feel like i'll sperg out and my /vg/ will show and i'll get banned
The good ones will find new homes
But what of the admins and other well known players over there? Think about it
>No one but heavy RP server is going to want >Bay players
>That heavy RP spinoff polaris probably doesn't want them because why would they spin off if they were friendly
the polaris folks say that they made polaris because they just didn't like the way the server was administrated and thought the codebase was bad or something
supposedly most of bay's players are on polaris now
I play 2dspessmens half-blind and with tremors in both hands, nothing is impossible! You might have to memorize some verbs or make some macros because it's faster than clicking with impaired mobility. You might need to use a keyboard with a trackpad by the arrow keys so you can robust and walk with the same hand.
I spent some time looking through some of the other maps other servers use.
Luna looks super cool with the multi-floor gimmick. Polaris's Northern Star seems like it might be neat to try once for its REALISTIC MAINTENANCE TUNNELS but it would get old fast. The latest cog map looks really cool. I've tried Destiny though and it wasn't actually that great. AsteroidStation has a really cozy brig in my opinion, but maybe that's just me.
Has Europa (that underwater station Skowron said he was helping with) ever released any pics? I know it's not done yet (probably ever)
36% want it merged straight away.
A further 23% want it merged in the long run if there are bugfixes
A further 22% would like it merged in the long run if there are tweaks,
Leaving only 18% who do not want it merged in the long run.
Please note I'm not combining yeses or nos, merely extrapolating on existing data, unlike >>128536683 who combined results and purposefully omitted information.
>Crushing people for making them do your job
You're a slave role, stop getting fucking butthurt that people use law two.
>Does the AI have a more reliable way to check on borgs than the borg computer in RD office?
Depends on what you mean. If you mean checking integrity wise, use the Jump to Network command to switch to Robots.
Then click on the camera list to get a camera of all available cyborgs, this will allow you to track them anywhere, even in rechargers, so you can see if one is braindead or not.
If you mean as in "How to tell if my Borgs is emagged or otherwise severed from me", then click on the Cyborg upload in the AI upload, this will give you a list of unshackled cyborgs.
If all is well it should give you the message "No free cyborgs detected" or to something of that manner.
I'm getting real fucking tired of this "democracy" meme of yours.
What you've done here is make a sweeping change that targets Medbay most of anything else. Then you've held this server-wide vote.
The first issue here is that over half of those votes were casted when the PR you linked only said something in the effect of "added little hypothermia, added some hypothermia, added much hypothermia, added a lot of hypothermia, added a machine that stabilizes body heat".
People are supposed to vote based on that info? Even when you count the votes from people who've read the proper changelog, this is the equivalent of someone skimming over the changes an saying "eh, sure".
This brings me to issue number two. Pretty much the only person I've seen in the thread that defended the changes to Medbay quickly showed himself to seem completely ignorant of Medbay in a common round. That begs the question: How many of these people who voted have actually played Medbay to know how the changes will affect it? How many of these people even know what the changes really mean?
Which leads us to issue three: Celt, I've tested this in the test serbian. Everyone, and I mean EVERYONE that was in there when I tested it said the changes were bad. These are all people that know full well what the PR entails. Furthermore, when the PR is detailed out in the thread, most people seem to be against it, as well. I hope you're starting to notice the pattern here on why I don't think those votes are very informed and why these shitty polls you keep making are very easily skewed (as you have been doing since the dawn of time).
So your argument is that the server population is not smart enough to make an informed decision about whether or not to merge a PR, and somehow I am the one that "he's totally disregarding the community's opinions" ?
I got over that a while ago, it sounds like you're the one who's obsessing over it.
And someone has to point out the flaws in the PRs, because otherwise everything gets merged without even a passing thought of what it might actually end up doing. If you disagree with my viewpoints, you're free to form better counterarguments.
My argument was that he was deliberately concealing the majority of the information needed to make that decision. It would be like me making a PR whose only description was "added something cool".
>and somehow I am the one that "he's totally disregarding the community's opinions"
I'm not the one that said that.
My argument was that the players who actually tested or were well informed of the changes showed a mostly negative impression of it. I get the feeling that yes, most of those votes haven't tested the PR, and given the timing of it a lot of them weren't very informed of it either. Hmm, wait a second, isn't this precisely why a lot of coders say that they don't take feedback from the thread?
I, too, could code something that completely shits over for example Xenoarch, write it off as something vague that maybe sounds cool to the uninformed person, the hold a vote and it would win because Xenoarch is already a minority in the server and most of the server has never tried the change or put a lot of thought into it either.
Yup ! It was all part of my plan to purposefully deceive everyone and force my evil changes upon the server, I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids.
I'm actually super lazy. Never attribute to malice which could as easily be attributed to stupidity.
So am I, that's why I just make commentary and grumble instead of taking the ungodly amount of time it would need to code this shit myself.
If I did code, the very least I would do is list out exactly what gets changed and how.
>Be botanist, don't really wanna do much, lowpop as fuck
>decide to just make spaghetti
>people fuck with ai laws, realize he probably needs more spaghetti
>decide to camp out and wait for my opportunity
>Wake up and realize the station probably needs more spaghetti
>deliver to inquisitor and science
>Go to medbay
>explosive bear trap
>WHY GOD WHY I JUST WANTED TO DELIVER SPAGHETTI
>bar bombed, no more spaghetti
>go full trihard mode in medbay trying to treat people and being slow about it, getting teleported everywhere
>clone one person and get him to shuttle just in time with massive clone defects
wew fun round
>lungs are busted so try to get them fixed before I proceed.
>save HoP trapped in a wall from the teleporting artifact and he agrees to fix my lungs.
>says he is unfamiliar with surgery so he will just clone me.
>kills me with his egun and drags me to genetics.
>let's a chaplain drag me off from genetics to the chapel and beat with with a bible who begs with SAY for me to come back.
>chaplain gives up and just leaves me there.
>stay there till round end
HoP was Greg Winters and the Chaplain was Ricky Well
That shit should be bannable.
You best start believing in dead servers, you're in one
But for real 19 isn't deadpop, pic related is
I'll try and do that in future then, thank you for your input.
I'll host more test server rounds so people can make an informed decision and hopefully I can change your mind. Unfortunately when I have held them, people have shown limited interest and I'm left devoting my time to a server where nobody shows up, which I'm sure you can appreciate is infuriating.
that would be real comfy
>go grab the coin glubbs
>quickly set up power
>go back and do botony alone for hours
>Majority of spessmen want Celt's PR to be properly tested and/or maintained before/after merging
>He says that 36% are most people, and that it should be merged now
Wow, it's like I'm really voting in the electoral college!
Do yahir and rail really go at eachothers throats in med bay or is that some shitty railposting rivalry of some sort
No, he quoted me incorrectly, which is ignoring facts. Also, there is no clear majority in the poll so far.
Technically a majority in first past the post but I think that's a shitty system anyway.
The original post >>128546675 was intended to show the flaw in the "Most votes, that's what we're going with" system. The majority of players do not want the PR merged now, so using "Well it has the most votes :^)" as an excuse to get it merged is not very valid
>Greyshit McMurder: "AI OPEN THIS DOOR LAW TOO"
>Valids von Meta: "AI KEEP THAT DOOR CLOSED LAW DUO"
>repeats for twenty minutes
>happens every time someone wants a door open
I can never hate AIs that door crush people when they go malf.
Pomf was the one who made the poll. By the way, as an addendum, if you voted "with tweaks", please contact me in game, in byond pager, on the IRC or whatever. I would be interested to hear how I can win you over.
I've always seen the long run as more important than the short run, and 80% in the long run is a pretty resounding mandate.
Spoken like a true politian.
>I've always seen the long run as more important than the short run, and 80% in the long run is a pretty resounding mandate.
respond in anyway to >>128548016
Because people who do not want the PR merged in the long run are in a minority, even if the PR is not altered to accommodate those that are on the fence (no with tweaks voters), which I can assure you it will be.
I don't think icantrememberhisname doesn't want it merged in the long run, he wants you to actually listen to what we are saying.
You've gotten very above yourself recently. You used to be a very chill guy, but these recent PR shenanegins have brought out an uglier side of you. You won't listen to anything we have to say, ("Its not a microwave :^)" when it clearly still is, not understanding how a majority works).
You're right in that people not wanting it merged are in the minority, but that does not mean that it should be merged now.
I propose a new vote. A simple Yes/No "Do you like the changes made in Celt's snow PR?". If it comes out as a yes, we'll see about getting it merged ASAP. If no, we see why people voted no.
Also, did you update the changelog, providing detail on the changes? People don't like voting when thye have no idea what they're voting on.
>You're right in that people not wanting it merged are in the minority, but that does not mean that it should be merged now.
When have I argued, in light of the vote results that it ought to be merged immediately?
Also, I apologise if I misled you, but a snow PR will be further down the line, this solely deals with the issue of hypothermia and human heat transfer.
The changelog has not been updated yet, but that's irrelevant as I don't expect this to be merged soon, which is why you may note I haven't dealt with any conflicts yet. The github page now has sufficient documentation, and the changelog will be updated to be pretty much verbatim what is in the OP of the github.
I also would like to apologise if I've seen above myself recently, I suppose it shows, as Dylan has said, the effort I put in to the PR and the excitement I have towards the greater project of a snow map, this lead to my overenthusiastic attitude and perhaps overzealousness, I shall attempt to (pardon the pun), cool down on that regard. This is not an excuse, merely an explanation, and I will try in future to be less zealous.
The github thread is what I meant when I said changelog, my b. I was also mistaken about the snow PR. What does human heat transfer have to do with it? Is that general transfer of heat to and from humans in the enviroment, or transfer of heat between humans?
It's very easy to get ahead of yourself when you're coding a relatively big change - and it's a neat idea, but I personally voted no but with tweaks because some parts of it I don't agree with.
I hate 'snowflake' machines and honestly you could just put people in one of the patient rooms with a heater and accomplish the same thing. Realistically you'd warm people up after medical attention with a toasty drink and bed rest.
Sorry, we had a bunch of memers last thread saying he had leukemia and died.
That's why you, as an AI, would state that you cannot do either because the orders conflict. It's not hard.
Currently the system as it stands has humans at ambient room temperature, 20°C due to the fast speed that humans lose temperature in game. The goal with this PR is to have the average situation keep a spaceman at 37°C which is the real life body temperature. I achieved this through numerous means, including a a difference between core body temperature and skin temperature, as well as giving clothes a conductive variable which determines how quickly clothing conducts heat away from you. My new proposed system has been specifically balanced around station temperature, meaning it is impossible to get hypothermic in normal circumstances.
The second part of the PR is adding hypothermia, which was a bitch to balance, believe me. I ended up implementing, to a very simple level, the swiss staging system to hypothermia, which you can see explained in greater detail in the PR OP. I may have brushed over areas, please ask me if you want further elaboration.
Thank you for your understanding.
Is there any way I can convince you that the thermal homeostasis regulator is a positive addition to medical bay? I think its addition actually solves some classic medbay problems as well as provides it with some lacking machines (consider that the kitchen actually has more separate machines than medbay)
Rather than the salvage ship be out in the middle of space with a whole lotta spiders and no corpses to show any reason for the spider to be there, have it docked to an abandoned spaceport, and the captains ID located on a corpse somewhere inside said spaceport
>More shit to explore and do
>One less almost completely empty Z Level
Having big empty Z-levels is important to make space feel huge. If the Z-levels have a bunch of stuff on them then you won't be able to float 20 tiles without running into one object or another. And since space isn't randomized (THANKS VELARD) people just memorize how to hop between landmarks.
other people started playing as him and breaking character, thus ruining him
also the gimmick got old so the original guy stopped, but other people kept doing it so it got run into the ground
You get thrown to a random z-level yes but once you're on that Z-level it's super easy to navigate inside of it
The more landmarks you add to each z-level, the easier it is to find your way around in space. For instance, if I hit the derelict I now know exactly how to get to the clown roid, the DJ station, and the hotline satellite
I had a look through your PR's changelog
also get on IRC you niggerand I'm more the mindset that you shouldn't unnecessarily complicate things that work fine.
What I mean by that is while I approve of adding a mechanic that simulates heat loss/gain in a person, I don't like how it adds more tedium to our medbay system, and personally adding more tedium -just for the sake of it or realism- is just stupid. You want people to go in and out of medbay as quickly as possible but still offer some challenge to those who play it. I don't want to have to sit with my thumb up my ass MORE because the fuckhead I just had cloned and cryo'd (which are both automated and time consuming already) is too cold to stand. And before you argue that it takes just as long as shaking them, I'd like to point out that at least they'll get up on their own eventually - I don't have to babysit the patient. To put it simply, it doesn't take skill,and it's just another step in the long process of cloning and/or healing.
I don't know exactly what should be changed, I will admit, but I'd rather it be something that I can use immediately without having to drag someone off (and require power) to use. Just typing this out now, I think reusing an existing item we have - the temperature gun - would fit the bill.
The main thing I have against it is that the "classic medbay problems" it solves (i.e. shaking) are non-issues that veteran medbay players know to ignore outright.
If you absolutely must do it, it would be much better to add leporazine to the sleepers, the thermal homeostasis regulator is already directly derived from them.
A patient undergoing hypothermia after coming out of cryo should survive so long as the room is 20°C and they are ejected at 100% health, though I shall have to do more local testing as it's theoretically possible (though incredibly unlikely) they could still die.
It also solves vox & plasmamen dying after coming out of cryo, as they do not immediately breathe.
1) Yahir rarely plays medbay anymore, when he does, he's just a shit no matter who else is in the department. He can be a shit all by himself.
2) Rail is literally a thread meme. They're not even an attention whore in-game. I've never seen them fight with anyone either. Just yesterday I saw a female Vox MD with flavor text "birb nurse", but people don't meme about those.
>It also solves vox & plasmamen dying after coming out of cryo, as they do not immediately breathe.
but they will breathe eventually
you know you can already prevent the damage they take until they can get internals on by maybe having antitox in the beaker which you should alwyas have
It's shorter than
>The walk from one side of the mining station to the other
>The distance from the cloner to cryo
>Toxins to the autolathe (for more igniters, etc.)
>The entrance from the prison wing to perma itself
How about the fact that ATMs are the first to go in power failures? I don't give a shit about the station I want to use my goddamn money to buy jetpacks and fuck off killing shit on the asteroid, fuck you REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Because the Wild Ride is pain. There is no fun. Only death and pain.
Plus, I'm a near bay-tier fag and without any other interesting static-names there to chat up inbetween patients, there's even less incentive to play medbay.
Basically an href is a clickable link.
In the code when you click on a link, it sends whatever argument the link had into the code. But by modifying the full text of the href links, like in the sleeper menu, you can modify the href link to send something different than what was expected.
If the code that does what the href tells it do doesn't check, you can use it to do unintentional things. In the case of the sleeper, inject any chemical instead of only the listed ones.
Is it really that easy?
Jesus christ, I remember using a homebrew version of the exofab nanoUI template to quick-queue MoMMI parts. Just like that you can also exploit how many other things in the game.
BYOND truly a shit.
HOW 2 CURE VIRUS
1) Grab sick person, inject with radium. Do NOT give them anti-toxin yet, give them tricord and arithrazine if you really want but seriously just give them radium, they'll be fine
2) Scan them until no virus. Inject them with more radium as required
3) When no virus, inject with anti-toxin. Done
4) Now take some of their blood, go to Virology, put it in a vial, put it in spinny thingy and let spin until antibodies. If you don't have time then just stab people with their blood, they will only take minimum toxin damage from it, or if you're O- then stab yourself with blood and then stab people with your own blood.
VERY IMPORTANT DETAIL that I forgot, you can dilute the antibodies with water to make more pills. Make sure you use water, in this way you also remove the grey menace while curing the rest of the station.
>Needs all access and EVA suit for space adventures
>Tell them I want PDA messages from each department head authorizing all access
>>Kek that's stupid
>"You're bored. I've given you a mission and a goal. Go have fun"
>He starts talking shit about how I ruined his round
Seriously, if you can't make your own fun without all access, it's time for a break.
Which is retarded because fucking nobody remembers this. But oh you GOTTA deconvert them dude, stop validhunting it's not their fault they want to kill everyone and end the round.
>All access for space adventures
You just need eva. Hell you can ask the AI for the suit and not for access.
I only ask for space adventure access when I am a traitor and want to pick up my objective along the way out. Even then that's just EVA+Teleporter. Maybe tcomms if I want the goonecode easy
but probe left on his own accord, not because of a small mistake.
he's no baldman
okay, yeah, that was shitty of him and there's no real excuse, but the guy's constantly surrounded by shitposting and stress and has a shitty job, and when he's not on the brink of murder he does better than any doctor i've seen in medbay, me included.
I don't know why I still stick with you people.
because any sense of community fulfills the inherent need of belonging in spacemen
Security camera in the birdge and find their name in the list take you to them. Even if their camera is broke, you'll get a split second glimpse
Crew monitor lets you find thei mmis if blown/popped out
Play in hotkey mode. You'll never be an mlg pro ultra tator but you can slip, stunglove, cuff, and locker weld space guys fairly well
>Scrubs who inject all the chems then cryo literally anybody, even with a hardsuit on
>Give them leporazine too now
>Complaining that celt is bad when you say that
Oh lord, do you hear yourself?
What if we introduced filters on ahelps and shit so when someone was hurtling something like "Fuck you fucking faggot shitmin fuck fucking shitcurity killed me give me antag faggot" it got changed to "I love you, loving senpai admin. Love loving security hugged me. Give me a ban senpai."
>Is there any way I can convince you that the thermal homeostasis regulator is a positive addition to medical bay?
No, because it's not a positive addition to medical bay.
It's the very definition of a snowflake machine and it looks terribly out of place.
Ahelp it when it happens. Keep logs of each incident. In 2 months make a log dump ban request of his shitter behavior.With the request being 3 pages long I'm sure you'll take him out.
i specifically dont chloral people over conversation because i wouldnt want if someone were to chloral me for talking smack, which i love to do
the only exception to this would be if someone says "IM GOING TO KILL YOU" then tries to rush at me with some sort of weaponry.
I know the /vg/ admins deal with so much bullshit that even though they are laid back as fuck it wears down on them heavily. I don't want to contribute to that.
What I do want to do is make myself a death commando on Bay because those admins take their jobs way too seriously.
I supported my probe nigger. It's the permabanned shitposters and crybabies that are the problem. Even deadpoo is gone now. Fuck.
>The RD was making an announcement for people to come by and and help refloor the station
>Officer is trying to arrest us for replacing hall floor tiles with diamond floor tiles from a diamond cloning bug
>Guy can't hit the broad side of a barn and resorts to baton yakkity saxing
>You chloral me despite doing no harm to your dept, having no intention to or harm anyone for that matter, or having even touched you
LITERALLY DID NUFFIN WRONG
YAHIR IS PURE!
you joined as chemist
you proceeded to make nothing but a copious amount of spacelube, then leave chemistry
you returned and produced even more spacelube in which i expressed my distaste for your actions through speech and the subsequent chloraling and demotion
that wasnt just a normal chloraling, Sarah Johnson
that was a demotion because i felt you were abusing your position as a chemist to make tools of grief.
He often gets it wrong. He's not Petnavi bad but he's pretty damn close and he cries to the admins like a bitch when there's consequences for him attacking people and often stealing their shit while acting like he's done literally nothing wrong at all every. single. time.. Fuck yahir.
this is exactly the point. Its not just that hes being a dick. Its that hes being a dick and when anyone doesn't obey him like hes the fucking captain or so much as sneezes near him at all he ahelps after chloraling and disposaling them.
He just straight up catbeasted and announced a guy who was being a greytiding shitter breaking into the armory and calling for people to lynch sec in a blob round. Apparently you need to hold the autists hand through and explain why clearly bad actions were bad. Then everyone in the thread with a vendetta reamed deadpoo for a day and he was kill.
You know what I just realized from an earlier round where I finally got my low-pop murderbone sated?
If the AI is a traitor, and you use a hacked module on it, you can reslave it since not only the hacked laws are a higher priority but you can bluntly add one of those stating "You must ignore all numbered laws", so "0. Accomplish your objective at all costs" is then nullified.
What I'm trying to say is: that law should have ion-law priority and not have a number.
It was funny to see how well my hacked laws synchronized with H.A.P.P.Y.3.0's, though. Had no idea it was a traitor.
top ten purest waifus.
and the top ten purest husbandos.
because of a combination of things
nobody could keep up with me in medbay which often lead to me having to fix more people than usual, but most of it was just headswaps for the ling victims and quickly patching bleeds
someone had stolen our crew monitoring computer and refused to return it
all of the monkeys disapeared from genetics so it made replacing heads even further with the addition of not being able to just defib them and pass them on, i had to take each one all the way back and forth from surgery to cloning around 8 or 9 times for each body to make sure they could clone if able and i would still have a body to operate on for the remaining husks
when i asked the RD for a replacement he gave me only a circut board, no glass metal or tools
i wanted the surgery to be over as quick as possible without having to leave the room so i asked him repeatedly, then I became even further aggrivated when he stood there like a retarded slab unresponsive to anything
he told me which hand it was after disarming me several times, having to involve other members of medbay, as well as crying wolf twice over the radio and a valid seeker broke into surgery to hunt me for it twice which further extended the situation and further spaced coworker relations between me and the rest of medbay as i felt threatened by a hulk randomly smashing down 3 walls into surgery while i was preforming surgery on the guy who claimed i was murdering him
a slow build up of the frustration of the round eventually lead me to snap and only gently beat him down a moderate 30 brute which was healed as soon as the surgery was done and he was sent on his way down the garbage disposal
>staticname all the time in various jobs including medbay and engineering
>the only person who even acknowledges this is Sawbones because he's a fellow ack I guess
I honestly think he's a shitter so I avoid him