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Last time on /ss13g/
>Yahir beats up patient, third party banbater ahelps it, everybody mad
>Celt is adding hypothermia, everybody mad
>Hacker Anonymous uses what is known in hacker circles as "hrefs" to turn himself into a catman, Pomf says "you're kidding, right?"
>Celt is adding hypothermia, everybody mad
>DoctorMad gets unjust notes from Pain, declares the man a baybie, goes mad
>Happy Old New Year for all the good people, that celebrate it!

>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
http://ss13.pomf.se/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.pomf.se/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://ss13.undo.it:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.nexisonline.net:1336

>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
http://ss13.pomf.se/forum/
http://ss13.pomf.se/index.php/bans
http://ss13.undo.it/logs/

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>Map renders collection: updated nightly
http://ss13.nexisonline.net/img/map-renders/

>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/

OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/wa9fnYbg
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First for nothing in particular.
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>>128516413
>tfw yahir's well on track to a permaban this year and we'll finally be free from Xevonix.
>tfw got to ahelp when he was beatin on the dude
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>tfw an asshole doesn't static name so you can avoid them
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Sawbones whitelisted for skellington when?
#FreeSawbones
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I am just.. gonna play Xenobio and play with my fucking slimes, and die to Xenos
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>>128516676
fat chance boyo
permabans dont mean gone forever
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>>128516676
Is this one of those false flags pol is always warning me about?
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>>128516909
Yer a faggot 'arry tends to be close enough
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>>128516994
probably not, the guy just genuinely hates me for nonlethally trying to stop him from attacking me one round
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>>128517047
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3owSSPoTdaE
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>>128516676
you have an unhealthy obsession that challenges sarca.
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>>128516413
>"I did literally nothing wrong" - Yahir

[22:22:50]ATTACK: Yahir Kepplinger (xevonix) punched Old Man MacGregor (drexplosion)
[22:22:51]ATTACK: Yahir Kepplinger (xevonix) punched Old Man MacGregor (drexplosion)
[22:22:53]ATTACK: Yahir Kepplinger (xevonix) punched Old Man MacGregor (drexplosion)
[22:22:54]ATTACK: Yahir Kepplinger (xevonix) punched Old Man MacGregor (drexplosion)

[22:23:05]ATTACK: Old Man MacGregor (drexplosion) disarmed Yahir Kepplinger (xevonix)
[22:23:06]ATTACK: Old Man MacGregor (drexplosion) disarmed Conner O'Soisoi (harsetheef)
[22:23:08]ATTACK: Old Man MacGregor (drexplosion) disarmed Yahir Kepplinger (xevonix)
[22:23:10]ATTACK: Old Man MacGregor (drexplosion) disarmed Yahir Kepplinger (xevonix)
[22:23:10]ATTACK: Old Man MacGregor (drexplosion) pushed Yahir Kepplinger (xevonix)

[22:24:46]ATTACK: Yahir Kepplinger (xevonix) punched Old Man MacGregor (drexplosion)
[22:24:48]ATTACK: Yahir Kepplinger (xevonix) punched Old Man MacGregor (drexplosion)
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>>128517716
NOTICE ME SARCA again
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>>128517767
[22:21:35]SAY: Yahir Kepplinger/Xevonix (@134,109,1) As Sol Common : Which hand is it?
[22:21:43]SAY: Yahir Kepplinger/Xevonix (@134,109,1) As Sol Common : Macgregor
conner tells me the hand that he had broken
[22:21:50]SAY: Yahir Kepplinger/Xevonix (@134,109,1) As Sol Common : I know conner
[22:21:54]SAY: Yahir Kepplinger/Xevonix (@134,109,1) As Sol Common : Im talking to MacGregor
[22:22:13]SAY: Yahir Kepplinger/Xevonix (@134,109,1) As Sol Common : MacGregor, use your fucking mout
[22:22:16]SAY: Yahir Kepplinger/Xevonix (@134,109,1) As Sol Common : Tell me
[22:22:22]SAY: Yahir Kepplinger/Xevonix (@134,109,1) As Sol Common : Use your fucking words
[22:22:27]SAY: Yahir Kepplinger/Xevonix (@134,109,1) As Sol Common : Or ill pop you in the head
[22:23:12]SAY: Yahir Kepplinger/Xevonix (@141,108,1) As Sol Common : GREGOR
[22:23:14]SAY: Yahir Kepplinger/Xevonix (@141,108,1) As Sol Common : I FUCKING ASKED
[22:23:15]SAY: Yahir Kepplinger/Xevonix (@141,108,1) As Sol Common : YOU
[22:23:17]SAY: Yahir Kepplinger/Xevonix (@141,108,1) As Sol Common : FIVE TIMES
the short yells where probably when he was disarming me
[22:23:19]SAY: Yahir Kepplinger/Xevonix (@141,108,1) As Sol Common : TO TELL ME
[22:23:21]SAY: Old Man MacGregor/Dr. Explosion (@135,108,1) As Sol Common : YAHIR ATTACKING ME IN MEDBAY
[22:23:22]SAY: Yahir Kepplinger/Xevonix (@141,108,1) As Sol Common : WHAT HAND IT IS
[22:23:30]SAY: Yahir Kepplinger/Xevonix (@138,108,1) As Sol Common : You know what
[22:23:34]SAY: Yahir Kepplinger/Xevonix (@137,108,1) As Sol Common : Get the fuck out

posting the attack logs do not paint the full picture and youre just using it to try to make me out to be an asshole, i do that well enough without your help buddy
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hey guys, it's me sawbones.

I have to ask everyone to stop fighting, and lets be friends for tonight
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Why are people posting logs in the thread, and not the forums?
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Can I grab a spray bottle filled with waters and give a grey a friendly spurt when I pass by or does it really fuck them up?
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>>128517925
>Could have just went to the body scanner
>Instead repeatedly punches him the wrenches the fuck out of him while he's drugged for defending himself
Ten outa ten. Every month you get even more insane.
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>>128518059
Sawbones pls stop trying to slip me on bananas. Pls.
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>>128518158
ok i'll stop
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>>128518126
Does spraying a human with a friendly spur of sulfuric acid hurt?
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>>128518126
Yeah, it doesn't do a lot of damage

>>128518158
That's clearly an antagonist trying to ambush you. Stuncuff and go welderbomb him immediately. For the safety of the station.
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>>128518139
This. Yahir, for a guy who supposedly mains medbay you seem to be terrible at everything except making your precious chloral hydrate. (Which is the least robust way of dealing with someone short of scrubgloves, I might add.)
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>>128518059
hey sawbones it's me, orange hair guy.
Remember when we welderbombed that wizard as soon as he teleported in the bar?
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>>128518080
because writing ban appeals takes up to an hour and im debating on even bothering
>>128518245
dont do this if you dont want to get ahelped for it
it does do more damage than you think it does due to changes of how water effects greys
it now does a decent ammount of toxins along with some brute
>>128518292
hi lavoss
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>>128518313
how could I ever forget orange hair guy
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WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO RAMBLIN MANIAC????
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>>128518367
Oh please do make an appeal. I'd love to see you spew even more of your I did nothing wrong filth. You still see nothing wrong with what you did huh.
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>>128518367
Not even lavoss, just a guy who notices how predictably incompetent you are in medbay. I still have trouble understanding why exactly you aren't jobbanned yet.
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>>128518313
Wasn't that actually my fault? I was the bartender and shot one of the welder tanks by mistake.
Unless that was a different time in which case what the fuck how many times have you done that?
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>>128518367
Yahir's just trying to ruse you so he doesn't get spritzed. It does light eye damage and he hates the fuzzy vision like you wouldn't believe. Spritz him four or five times for a giggle as he bumps into shit all over.

>>128518446
LITERALLY DID NOTHING WRONG - Yahir every single time he griefs people
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>>128518452
i did it once but no it was me i blew up two welder tanks
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>>128518534
Well I got bwoinked for it
Unless that was a different time, but the one I was thinking of involved both you and Sawbones so it probably wasn't
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>>128518634
I intended on blowing the tank anyways, you just shot it before I could click the tank I guess.
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>spend entire shift subtly helping vox raiders
>even give vox paramed the captain's laser and armor
>"Cat" instantly and wordlessly valids me in front of AI upload when I hadn't even approached them, then lies about it and gets off scott-free
INVIOLATE
I N V I O L A T E

Literally chloraling and debraining every Vox raider at first chance from now on
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Sorry for ending that really early but, it was really preferable than having a trial.
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>spawn at the vox outpost as diona
>get enough blood to speak from the raiders docked there
>wander around the ship collecting items like a jetpack and a hatchet in my backpack
>ride around on the vox a little
>wander around the outpost a little
>ship leaves without me
>semi-trapped at outpost until stormtrooper shows up
>puts me in his bag and nearly die on the run to the mining shuttle
>don't get out of his bag in time when the shuttle arrives at the station
>die as he patrols around the outside of the station

Thanks anyway, at least I wasn't stuck on the roid.
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>>128518821
My only other interaction with the crew was
>you're under arrest!
>put in solitary confinement indefinitely
>code green
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>>128518531
water apparently does significant damage now to greys, stop trying to get somebody to do something stupid
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>vox raider
>get sawbones, silver, singularity maker
>get singularity maker
>other vox get silver
>time for sawbones
>rush in
>almost got em and out
>Ai blocks doors (even though on asimov)
>stunned
>beaten
>officer strips me
>takes off my n2 (removed from suit)
>die
>revived in medbay
>chemist releases me
>run around a bit
>AI core wide open
>go in
>CAP'S SPARE SITTING THERE
>thankyoubirdjesus.png
>get cap ID
>try to save friends
>all of my friends are dead or missing
>get AEgun because I can aim it at people
>AI is even calling me clever
>I am now plasteel gear solid: Vox Gasser.
>Det goes full REMOVE VOX
>taken into sec
>released
>go to escape
>carped
>sawbones takes me to safety
>mfw sawbones saves me even though I tried to abduct him
too pure
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>clone someone at the last minute before the shuttle leaves
>clone: DRAG ME QUICKLY
>drag the old dead body to the main hallway and realize too late my stupidity
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God damn my master was an absolute fucking madman. I couldn't stop laughing

If only he'd been surrounded by people when he downed that pill
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It was raiders? Guess I was just too busy clowning around to notice, but it explains why the captain hated Vox so much!
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Fat birds.
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>>128518942
you never stood a chance at capturing me
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>>128518976
I ran into the smoke and it melted my mask, I shit my pants though.
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>>128518976
making mutagen smoke next to others was pure faggotry
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>>128518905
Nope, sorry, don't feel bad for you for one fucking second.
You literally husked me first chance then said I was trying to call Sec.
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>>128514675 looks familiar, wat is it
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>you will never have a full female vox raider team to abduct you and use you for cuddles.
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>>128518821
Thanks for the shiny guns, they did end up saving my life when two space carps ran at me; shame about the valid.

Do vox not understand common now?
Was pretty hilarious going through a round with everyone speaking the equivalent of space french
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If you could remove one person from this community, who would it be, and why?
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>>128519021
The captain was a valid-hungry non-human ordering asimov silicons around.
I was surprised that no one beat his ass up to take over.
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>>128519064
Uh huh. Clearly after being locked up indefinitely after being subdued by validhunting civvies, I should just come hug you.
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>>128519052
>>128518976
Clown here, still don't know what happened there. All I know is I found a box of "unknown" pills labeled "trail mix" and immediately ate them all.
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>>128519024
I believe it was an issue with having a human character with the fat disability as well as vox antag option
Because vox can't be fat
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A U T I S M
8.2E7 watts
I only fucked up twice, one time it was probably going to delaminate
also what temp does the SME delaminate at?
I mean I was sucking more air out of its tank faster than it could make it causing SUPERCOOLING but just in case i fuck up I need to know where
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>>128519182
Yeah that was probably what it was. Happened to me back when I got wizard too and couldn't fit into the robes.

Fucking antag fat-shaming!
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>>128519167
Dearie me.

Do you even know what "inviolate" MEANS?
Turn off vox raiders from preffs now.
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>>128519146
Clown slipped and cuffed the captain at the end, then dressed him up as a chicken and claimed he turned into a vox.

I laughed. Too bad someone freed the captain a couple of minutes later.
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>>128519131
Latejoin vox don't understand Common on Heist rounds. It's a known bug.

And it's supposed to be a mixture of English and Mandarin but the people who wrote the syllables didn't do a very good job
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>>128519021
>Have evidence vox are raiding the station
>Have undocumented asshole roaming around the ship
>Have evidence he broke into ai
>Have evidence he stole my id
>Have evidence that he stole guns and all of sec knew
>Tell them to throw him in perma
>BWOINK
>NU UH, YOU HAVE TO HAVE A TRIAL :)

And that is when I immediately went to call the shuttle.
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>>128519261
There was no way to complete the objectives in time.
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>>128519278
What about the vox you put in solitary?
>didn't name a crime
>didn't name a sentence
>it was code green
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>>128519193
>also what temp does the SME delaminate at?
800K if I'm not mistaken
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>>128519324
That's all that's keeping you from getting your valids on in the gamemode where you literally don't get your valids on?
Let this be a lesson to all, Vox will literally go against their objectives and their culture just to backstab you first chance.
NEVER trust Vox
NEVER help Vox
ALWAYS upload NT default during raiders
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>>128519070
Playing pretend
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>>128518313
>mfw for three consecutive rounds, including that one, I died to a welderbomb early in the round
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>>128519278
Vox who had spare here.
The AI core was WIDE open, and ANYONE could have ran in. I printed out an AEgun for stuns, but never used it.
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>>128518821
You won't die as quickly if you're not valid, my man.
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I will take the first 5 requests for drawings
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>>128519789
Bread
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>>128519789
grays being waterboarded with piles of vox in the background

make one rail
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>>128518405
He fucking died, dude. Last anybody heard of him he was talking about how his leukemia was getting worse and how he could feel that shit taking him away, this was two days after he got hospitalized
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>>128519789
remove vox
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>>128517925
>TELL ME WHICH HAND
>IF YOU DONT IM GUNNA FUCK YOU UP
>WHY AM I BANNED WTF
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>>128518821
You gotta have your vox pals tell their crew you they homie dawg. They ain't telepaths

>>128518936
He's a stupid faggot with no common sense looking to grief, why not get him perma'd while he's at it and save us a future with his "jokes"
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>>128519789
Diona with a chemmask and chempack hulked out and tanking gunfire from five people.
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>>128519854
what the fuck?
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Post your most epic janitor round win.
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>>128517716
Pomf you and me both know that's not even close to being true and I'm honestly disappointed in you for flat-out lying like that.
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>>128519894
I'd say he had sense enough to ask before doing.
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>>128517925
Holy shit couldn't you just pop him into a scanner without being a raging shitlord?
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>>128519976
uwot
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>>128519880
>threatens to punch someone
>somehow translates to "IM GON FUK U UP" to you
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>>128519789
Ian with galoshes powergaming a hostile.
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>>128519789
>>128519090
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>>128519894
That's not even what pisses me off, it's that someone signed up for Vox raiders, then goes on to wordlessly laser someone to death over literally nothing in a main hallway.
Did this person only click YES to all antag preffs solely for the most chances of valids?
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>>128520147
>i was only punching them
>no i wasnt trying to fight with him
>it was just a prank bro

>>128520213
faggot
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>>128519968
people with horrible diseases tend to die you fucking know
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>>128519823

>>128520213
too bad anon, 5 has been hit
no more requests
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>>128519193
About 800k. you want to shoot for 500k as your "cap" though cause crystals can easily runaway on ya even after you shut the emitters off. Fill the collectors with 7k plasma. Should get 1-2mw per rad collector. More if you upgrade the chamber with H/E and thermal plates to help cool it.

>>128519278
>Can kill or "random" search literally anyone on code red simply for not halting when asked
>Code blue, you don't have to give a shit about trials if shit's busy
>If dindu's ahelp when they did sumthin they get a ban
Maybe if you understood the codes at all instead of playing captain as all access greytide validhunter you'd see the benefit
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>>128519854
I didn't even know he had leukemia.
What was his ckey?
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>>128520260
mmmm my dick look at those spaced slices
that naughty fucking plump, soft bread
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>>128520067
Sarca's obsession has no competition, Pomf
You know this
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>Haven't played SS13 in months.
>Stop into thread.
>Terrified by all the lingo I no longer understand.
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Does disabling all antag roles mean you are robust or unrobust?
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>>128519854
Anyone know how old he was?
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>>128520225
After the station had been collectively gone to escape
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>>128520315
You know i like my hyperboles anon.
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>>128520356
No correlation
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>>128520252
I wasn't aware he was ill, that's terrible to hear.
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>>128519880
>mfw a fucking doctor punched a guy 7 times and wrenched him 6 instead of using the body scanner like a sane person
>Only a day ban
>No medical jobban
Yahir "Dindunuffin metaclub member" Kepplinger at work ladies and gents.
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>>128520335
"Shut the fuck up, shitter. Your powerhunting validgaming shittery needs to fuck off back to [Pubbie server of the year] you fucking shitterlord."

Just know that you should stop taking any posts seriously that use terms like those.
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>>128517716
pomf just in case your intersted, I didn't post that and i'm lavoss
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>>128520293
Furbeh
Pretty sure he was on a few days ago and anon is full of shit
Feel free to prove me wrong with logs of him saying anything about leukemia though
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>>128520382
Shuttle hadn't even docked, Mechanic was in his office, two people had just walked out of the upload.
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>>128520225
About 3/4 of the server has set every antag to yes, without having a damn clue how perceptive of you
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>>128520462
I agree, his ban reason looks like a fucking tip toe around him as if yahir was a fuckin VIP member at a hotel.
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Is the thread just people complaining about fun right now?
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>>128520569
>>128520225
I've been arguing for months that vox raiders need to be whitelisted if we're going to keep up the inviolate RP
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>>128520686
Well I'm eating and I have nothing to better to do with my 9 multiboxes so yeah.
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>>128520462
>No medical jobban
How much more will have to happen
I don't even mind him doing his dindu griffing shit every round as greyshirt
But dear god someone stop him from shitting up medbay I'm fucking serious
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What the fuck is an inviolate RP?
What the fuck is a vox raider?
Does your server have a wiki?
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>>128520741
>I'm fucking serious

it's just a game dude haha chill out
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>>128520687
What's the purpose of inviolate RP when literally being a vox raider is reason enough for security to permabrig
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>>128520814
Yeah well this is how much you ruin my gaming experience.
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>>128520741
Considering his history, I think nothing short of him playing cmo, getting the bridge fireaxe and chloral beheading every single carbon that comes into medbay immediately would get him. heck, I don't even thing that would. Dude's pretty much an Untouchable. Don't be surprised if serwind is deadminned within a week for what he did.
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>>128520825
So you don't like being a Vox raider and you don't want to follow the Vox raider guidelines.

Why did you enable it, then?
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I noticed when you click on a flash in your active hand it still goes off, is this different to directly targetting someone?
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>>128520809
>What the fuck is an inviolate RP?
Shit that doesn't exist on this server. It's just some assmad cunt.

>What the fuck is a vox raider?
Scum and villainy in the form of beak-faced gyppos. Don't give them none. They are there only to bomb, steal, and kidnap (which will most likely end with you getting killed, because they're just that incompetent).
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>>128520825
Extra challenge. The non-lethal stealthy style of antagging is supposed to be different from just blowing everything up as nukeops.
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So, I should spray Yahir with water whenever I see him now?
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>>128520952
I think you're flashing yourself rather than an aoe flash
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>>128519854
Why are you even starting this meme?
What are you gaining?
He was last on Saturday and said nothing about this.
Fuck off
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>>128521093
Yahir stop baiting people into attacking you.
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>>128521093
Yes. It makes his vision all fuzzy and he bumps into shit while in a mindless rage. It's hilarious.
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>>128520918
Everybody has a first round as something
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>>128520825
>Wooooow what's the point of asimov when I get blown over nothing anyways
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When I try to join this server it keeps redirecting me to /tg/ station, is this normal?
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>>128521185
>Implying he needs to bait
He attacks people all the time then plays it off as an IC issue unless he gets fucked up for beign a monumental cunt in which case whoah! Over the line! Admiiiiiiiiiins! waaaaaaaaaah!!!
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>>128521231
Hope you learned well then, because next time I'll have a chloral injector in hand instead.
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>>128521240
Is that your final argument?
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>>128520512
In the past three months, Furbeh has logged on six times, the most recent of which was December 31.
http://ss13.undo.it/logs/2015/12-December/31-Thursday.log

He's only been away for two weeks.
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>>128521268
You gotta play at tgstation or a similar quality station like baystation, colonial marines, or polarisfor a month at least then apply to be whitelisted for this server. We got too many pubbie griefers from the address being posted so we adopted a whitelist
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>>128521325
Got it, murderbone on vox raiders
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>>128521328
i'm not even the guy you're arguing with I just wanted to make a shitty DSP meme
hi
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>>128521349
He was on the second, last saturday
http://ss13.undo.it/logs/2016/01-January/02-Saturday.log
I can't comprehend why someone would start this epic meme that he died of leukemia, that is a shitty thing to do.
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>>128521401
Good man, remember, steal all the atmos suits and the ce suit, tele welderbomb the A and telcommsI , secure the comms boards, then flood the station with plasma. You can salvage
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>>128521372
But it sounds like you still get funplayers, so I guess that's working out for you.
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>>128520981
>Vox Raiders are Spess Gypsies
>Not Spess Mexicans
>Yelling at everyone in their shitty language nobody can understand
>Voxicans trying to steal everybody's shit and kidnap people for their cartel
>Doing drivebys on the station in their beat up Impala aka the Skipjack
>Entering the station illegally
>Only to get their shit kicked in
>With them whining about being oppressed the whole time they're doing it
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>>128520952
>>128521112
Nevermind, found it. It's for revealing cloakers we no longer have IC

for(var/mob/living/carbon/M in oviewers(3, null))
if(prob(50))
if (locate(/obj/item/weapon/cloaking_device, M))
for(var/obj/item/weapon/cloaking_device/S in M)
S.active = 0
S.icon_state = "shield0"
if(M.alpha < 255)
var/oldalpha = M.alpha
if(prob(80))
M.alpha = 255
M.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[M] suddenly becomes fully visible!</span>",\
"<span class='warning'>You see a bright flash of light and are suddenly fully visible again.</span>")
spawn(50)
M.alpha = oldalpha
var/safety = M:eyecheck()
if(!safety)
if(!M.blinded)
flick("flash", M.flash)
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>>128520493
The plot thickens
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>>128521621
>for loop inside locate
TRIGGERED
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>>128521720
Pretty much all the old code is like that. Go look at turbines if you want your nipples to explode.
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>>128521687
Lavoss is clearly a syndicate double agent engaging in a classic false flag ruse to establish his legitimacy. Do not fall for his lies.
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>>128516413
SHOTS STATUS: FIRED.

HOW DO YOU RESPOND TO SUCH BASELESS ACCUSATIONS MR. TRUMP?

[20:35:51]ADMIN: HELP: Icantthinkofanameritenow/(Icantthinkofanameritenow): i need your advice before I do something. not in the game mind you, but in the forum. mind hearing me out? - heard by 3 non-AFK admins.
[20:35:59]ADMIN: PM: Dylanstrategie/(Henry Alouette)->Icantthinkofanameritenow/(Icantthinkofanameritenow): Sure, what is it
[20:36:05]ADMIN: PM: Icantthinkofanameritenow/(Icantthinkofanameritenow)->Dylanstrategie/(Henry Alouette): it's about
[20:36:37]ADMIN: PM: Icantthinkofanameritenow/(Icantthinkofanameritenow)->Dylanstrategie/(Henry Alouette): it's about Celt. I'm genuinely worried he's so bent on getting his PR pushed through that he's totally disregarding the community's opinions
[20:37:28]ADMIN: PM: Dylanstrategie/(Henry Alouette)->Icantthinkofanameritenow/(Icantthinkofanameritenow): He most likely is, at least partially, it's not uncommon for coders to want their stuff pushed after they invested a lot of time and effort into it
[20:37:36]
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>>128521942
remove vox
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>>128521986
[20:37:36]ADMIN: PM: Icantthinkofanameritenow/(Icantthinkofanameritenow)->Dylanstrategie/(Henry Alouette): the polls he loves can be skewed by anyone with half a brain, and I get the feeling he just doesn't want to acknowledge that maybe he might be in the wrong about some things (e.g. insisting on the "it's not the mancrowave, i swear".
[20:38:24]ADMIN: PM: Icantthinkofanameritenow/(Icantthinkofanameritenow)->Dylanstrategie/(Henry Alouette): and it's making massive sweeping changes that have nothing to do with its intended purpose of aiding his snow map.
[20:52:18]ADMIN: PM: Icantthinkofanameritenow/(Icantthinkofanameritenow)->ArthurDentist/(Elsa Mars): i feel ya. i'm wishing someone slaps some sense into the guy. he's probably as fixated on this and the snow map that never got off the ground as Dylan is on meteors, and despite the quips I've made on the latter at least meteors doesn't make big changes to parts of the game that have nothing to do with meteors.
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>>128521942
thanks
>>128521925
someones been shitposting heavily implying their me for three days ish, but I don't care, not like i'm breaking any rules when I play so I wont get in trouble. Thats the difference between me and them. yahir is false flagging me and responding to everyone as "hi lavoss" and i'm enjoying it
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>>128521986
>it's not uncommon for coders to want their stuff pushed after they invested a lot of time and effort into it
You can prevent this from becoming a problem by not coding bad stuff, then it gets merged just fine.
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>>128522061
Yep, I've been called Lavoss a good few times for speaking out against his bullshit. Don't even know who you are.
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>>128522061
Yahir did literally nothing wrong. Oy vey this discrimination is anudda shoah. Just wait until you hear from my headmin about this.
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Don't open up the cabin hatch; the air is sure to leave it.
And air is very hard to catch; you never will retrieve it.
And though you think your life's a bore,
Don't open the reactor door!
Don't o-pen up, the ca-bin hatch.
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>>128522051
>>128519879
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>tfw all your heroes when you were newturn out to all be naughty people
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>everyone makes the worthless surgeon's switchtool for Medbay and they don't make the actually useful tools (laser scalpel, surgical incision manager) because no one knows what they do
All of my WHY
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>tfw accidentally spaced myself

I'm so sorry happy.
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>>128523354
Switchtool costs metal and glass. Incision manager costs uranium and silver.
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>>128523354
oh, shit, they're nice. Do they fit in the medical belt, though??????
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>>128519052
I didn't know he downed a mutagen pill, but he just suddenly fell over so I imagined it was chloral
>>128519173
Trail mix is a contraband item from the nanovend vendors. It's half good pills and half bad pills

I assume they got it, put the good pills in the fridge and threw the bad pills into the thrash
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>>128523354
>Doesn't pda specific instructions to the entire dept
>Gets junk he never asked for that's only useful if people stole both our saws
>Sci is babbies first irresponsible scrub job, aka no idea what any of that shit is any nobody asks or tells them shit so they jsut go with what sounds cool
GEE I WONDER
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>>128523423
The tier 1 scalpel also only costs metal and glass.
And I'm talking about fully maxed and supplied Science throwing a Swiss army knife our way and thinking that's all we needed. I mean it's kind of them to actually do their job but it's annoying having to explain everyone.
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laserburnt malfunctioning deaf and mute retard cyborg is best role
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>tfw staticnaming a super nice person, so that when I get antag, I can abuse the fuck out of the trust everyone has for that character

Feeeeeeels good man
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>>128523567
When I played science recently I had doctors specifically asking for the switchtool more than one round
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>>128523423

incision and laser scalpel save lot of time the switchtool does not.

>rd does not want make two items that cost very little siliver and uranium

>more then happy to shit out 20 AEG
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>>128523567
What does the swiss army knife do in the first place?
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>>128523571
>Some turboshitter with no idea how to use a cyborg analyzer let alone replace components or pry you out and reborg you took roboticist
>tfw no comprehensive quiz to be whitelisted for roboticist
>tfw mostly just mech griffers and clueless retards who tl;dr'd the wiki take the role
>Out of the round because of a fucking idiot
>At best at any time only like 3 people are theoretically capable of using the exofab and/or unlocking your cover to fix shit if you're dead and therefore unable to unlock it yourself.
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>>128523665
>tfw I staticname but no one has trust for me because I'm not memorable enough to remember
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>>128523750
You can unlock your cover while you're dead.
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>>128523675
It's a novelty and I suspect they never actually do use it because they'd find out it's worthless pretty much.
Give them their new and novedous toys and all but PLEASE throw an incision manager to the guy that knows what he's doing.
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>>128523691

just holds bear bones tools for surgical

>>128523460

to big for the belt.
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>>128523691
It's like a cardboard box with an incomplete set of stock surgery tools, except it uses a menu as well.
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>>128523816
So you switch between tools by clicking the swiss army knife instead of putting your tool on the table and picking up a different one?
That doesn't seem terribly useful for anything except doing field surgery where it saves inventory space.
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>>128523783
just random name you fag
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>>128523936
U got it champ
Meanwhile the incision manager cuts surgery time by 30-50%.
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>>128523354
>Surgeon switchtool
>worthless
I believe you can do about 4-6 surgeries at the same time if you use it right along with some roller beds
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>>128524012
And that laser scalpel is fukken based.
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>>128523989
But that's inconvenient for me.
Part of the reason I staticname is so that I always recognize when people call my name.
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>>128523936
>>128524012
Also if you were to do field surgery with it you would quickly throw it away when you find out you can't fix bones or reattach anything or fix internal bleeding with it.
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>>128524012
Remember to pda science with a list of what you want. If you suck dick you're much more likely to get us to waste minerals on you
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>>128524125
Yeah but at least you could carry just it and a couple other tools instead of the whole suite in your backpack.
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>>128524125
It would be godly for parameds if
>It could fit in the medical belt
>It could hold at least fix'o vein
>OR having fix'o vein be small enough to fit in a vest's pockets
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>>128524125
wrench, cable coil?

It fits in a box right? If it fits in a box that's a life saver for field ops. not that we ever have to do them and empty bloodbags are a bitch to get after you need them but whatever.
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>>128524209
Cardboard box
Besides c'mon, when will you actually have to operate in the field
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>>128523257
My hero turned out to just be an extremely robust clown player
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>>128524225
>>128524125
It's also nice that there's a circular saw in there for that there brute damage
>>128524251
It only fits in a backpack
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>>128523681
AEG's ask to be free and suck my dick. You do not. Do you see the conundrum?

>>128523257
>tfw becoming just as angry and bitter as they were before they quit/got perma'd
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>tfw got screenburn from space station 13.

Fuck, how do I fix this?
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>>128523257
My hero turned out to be pretty much the perfect player, then the perfect admin, then they stopped playing.
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>>128524080
guess i was right...when i called you a fag...psssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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>>128524347
Get a higher-quality monitor that doesn't suffer screenburn from a few consecutive days of the same image.
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>>128524351
Rib in bebberoni Probe1
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>>128524351
Who was it?
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>>128524437
Is he still an admin? He was active on Github just a week ago.
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>>128524351
>>128524437
Probe really was too good for us.
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>>128524347
between rounds flash random ass grainy colors on your screen or something
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>>128524393
But i'm broke. The fucking top menu bar is what got burnt in.
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>assistant comes in with eye damage
>obvious that he welded into tech storage to steal glubbs
>mfw I pretend to not know what imidazoline is and offer eye repair surgery instead
mfw: pepe_devilish.jpg
If they ever agree to it I will go out and paint some latex gloves yellow, then replace their insulateds with that whole they're sedated
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>>128523257
Who were your heros, anon?
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>>128524732
>Non-antag murder
Well I guess? Good on you for griefing even harder.

Sometimes it's just some faggot stabbing you in the eye with a screwdriver.
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>>128524687
Stop playing spess long enough to get a job, get money, and buy a better monitor, then quit the job and come back to spess.
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>>128524886
>stop playing spess
Stopped reading right there.
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>>128524825
You do know latex gloves will spare you from even extreme engineer wire-to-frid autism, right?
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>>128524825
Are you bad at reading?

He said he would switch his glubs out for some yellow-colored fakeglubs, not kill him.
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>>128524949
Nah, latex will protect you from max smes output but extreme autism will still kill you, it's only 70% reduction
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>>128519918
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>>128524886
But getting a job is ass. Is there really no fix for this garbage? I've been told to get flashing images and a white screen. These things dont work together
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>>128525086
Good enough, anon.
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>>128525018
And when that kills him as a direct result of not noticing that his exact same sprite gloves are no longer his insulates gets him blown out from engineer autism and their innate lack of a sense for right and wrong?

>>128525101
Get a Mcjob until you can get into a training program.
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>>128525054
Grid power damage is logarithmic, there's a reason why pure autism only crits you, not 800 burn damage instakills you.
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>>128524774
Yaka, Yahir, Allen Baker, Bee, probs more

Though considering, 50% naughty people isn't too bad.
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>>128525262
I've seen autism high enough to ash
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How the fuck do you fart? None of my commands work
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>>128525276
yaka literally did nothing wrong in-game
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>>128525351
Say *fart.
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Space Piranhas, when?

They never go onto station, but lurk on the outside in packs. Trying to move too much attracts them. If you're just drifting, they ignore you.
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>>128525394
Space carp babies are atrocious. Fuck them
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>>128525245
>assistant kills himself trying to grayshit when doctor switches his insulates for fakeglubs

Struggling to see the problem here.
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>tfw you jobfag so hard you realize it's 12:40 and you don't have a single not job-related item in your entire inventory
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>>128525262
It's still not much past 5 megawatts will instacrit. you can get that with just cooled plasma on the sing. The SME is much, much more potent.
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>>128525520
>tfw ignore two murders and a theft cause I haven't finished my powergamer officer scavenger hunt yet
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>>128525520
I've had this happen to me as Chemist when both chemdispensers were out of juice for the second time and I saw that I had no belt on and my backpack was completely empty save for my internals box.
Then I stepped outside Medbay for the first time in the round.
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>>128525262

sure about that m8?
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>>128525276
anon im not even that naughty.
i did a lot of good things that round despite what others would like to lead you to believe.
my main issue is that a lot of things happen in rounds which leads to a build up of stress, causing me to eventually snap when someone pushes me past my limit.

you could bake a wonderful cake but if you accidentally get a hair in it people will only remember it as the cake with a hair in it.

>>128520187
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>>128526557
It's not his life he's going to be responsible for ending. Why would he care,
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>>128526743
Ian able to pick things up and with limits use things when? I wanna see an autotraitor Ian with the obj to kill the HoP suceed in actually killing the HoP himself or directly convincing someone to.
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>>128521986
>[20:36:37]ADMIN: PM: Icantthinkofanameritenow/(Icantthinkofanameritenow)->Dylanstrategie/(Henry Alouette): it's about Celt. I'm genuinely worried he's so bent on getting his PR pushed through that he's totally disregarding the community's opinions
I wonder when Icantthinkofanameritenow will realise he does not represent the community and is in a rather vical minority as evidenced consistently by votes and now most recently the poll, http://ss13.pomf.se/index.php/poll/36
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I want this round to end.
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>>128525520
>tfw jobfagged xenobio so hard didn't realize telecoms went out 30 minutes prior
>try to leave xenobio to see what the fuck is going on
>flashing firelocks in entrace
>do a 360 and go back to fucking slimes until SMEEELELELEL
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>>128527452
What are you saying celt? He's obviously the supermajority.
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>>128527474
>fucking slimes

art of hanako letting a slime nail her on the xenobio table when

sorry hanako i just like shitposting
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>AI gets the objective to kill one guy
>kills everyone

thanks
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>>128527474
Based closed atmos system
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>>128527863
>tfw no qt slime gf to transform into a penis to peg dudes with
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>>128527452
Im so tired of this faggot
He bitches and moans about anything and everything. It gets so fucking tiring seeing him bitch about EVERY SINGLE FUCKING PR. I remember one round he cried because an antag tried something different and trapped him and another person on the science outpost and told them to fight to the death, he even tried to get the guy banned for banbaiting or some shit. I CANT STAND HIM
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>>128527879
>AI's borg has objective to let no one escape alive

fuckin dipshit
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>>128527964
He's like a fresh imagebard or fudgepucker.
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What a fucking dumb AI. The faggot fucking killed me as soon as I spawned on the station, just because I didn't go to his medical exam or some shit. This server is fucking bad and half the players need to be banned.
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>>128528065
You realize the AI was malf that round and the objective was to not let any organics out alive, right?
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>>128528065
>>128527879
For every time someone abused an AI, the crew suffer
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>>128528121
I can attest to this.

Every time I crush a human, I am remembering those asshole assistants and clowns with their law 2s.
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>>128528094
It's a traitor you idiot, not malf.
>>128528121
WIKUS is a faget anyway I reckon.
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>>128528185
Okay. You realize the AI was tater that round and the objective was to not let any organics out alive, right?
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>>128528185
he's pretty objective

I've law 2'd him to let me out of jail before, and to let me into upload. He just does it.
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>>128528219
I'm talking about in general, not when traitored.
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>>128527964
Every fucking PR he just shits out his mouth
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>>128528185
Wikius is a fine AI. You mad cuz bad. Why aren't you a scientist always in an atmos suit with gloves, boots always on flash, stolen holstered ion rifle,, robocontrol printed and in a box as well as 300 thermite and 300 fuel in a box thermiting everywhere instead of using doors?
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>>128528326
better question:

Why aren't you able to live like a rat hiding from silicons in the massive defficiency maint, forming an underground murlock culture?
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>>128528423
RWLRELWLRELELRLRLWRLWRLWRWLWRERLW!!!!!!!
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>>128528423
Non-antag contortionist jumpsuits when? Slice up the pipenet and explode out of vents in packs of 20 with flashes, disarm spam and spears to slaughter borgs
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>>128528185
Wikus used to be a grey, he was a faggot then. But he's a pretty solid AI imo. I played as borg with him once and he instructed us to be as objective as we possibly could.
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>>128528736
It's kind of cool how he rehabed out of being a massive validhunter and turboshitter
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>>128528630
>Non-antag contortionist jumpsuits
When the crew learns to enjoy swarms of greyshits breaking in secure areas on mass.
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>>128528946
B-But vent spear tide. UNGA BUNGA STRONK!
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>>128527863
As long as you know that I am disgusted in your words
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>>128529118
I miss when hanko burned to death starting a plasma fire in medbay in a north vs south "nation" round.
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>>128529240
Imagine how could nations would be on Taxi if Taxi was good
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>>128529309
>Quick mix 6 bombs
>Prox
>Set by taxi dock and common jump points
>boom.ogg
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>>128529417
Actually fuck, just call the taxi and chuck the prox in. Whoever wants it can go to hell. With bombs at the jump points and recyc you're golden
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>>128527964
It's pretty damn obvious to us most of the time when someone is trying to ban bait, don't worry about it.
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>>128529780
Kilette has called you, and I quote,"A pussy ass faggot redditor who wouldn't last 15 seconds in a 1v1 toolbox-off in the thunderdome" How do you respond to his latest acts of barbarity?
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>>128529890
N E R D F I G H T
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>>128529890
I've seen his "robustness", he aint got shit on me.
Why are you all so obsessed with me and him? Despite what he thinks I'm not some boogyman out to get him.
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>>128530209
Cause mrpain x kilette. Duh
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>>128530209
Isn't Kilette that really salt guy?
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>>128530209
People just latch onto that because you do not behave in a very likable manner.
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>>128530347
He's normally chill until recently when the honk was at his expense.
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>>128530347
he is the guy who posted his chaturbait and stuck a toothbrush up his ass brush first and then brushed his teeth with it
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>>128530347
I suppose so but there's a lot of "salt guys" here so that doesnt mean much in the end
>>128530367
I probably ought to lighten up.
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>>128530209
>Permabanned THREE whole kilkuns before realizing it still wasn't kilette
Sure thing. Those banpedo's are eventually gonna sink his light cruiser

>>128530438
Yes
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>>128530494
>>Permabanned THREE whole kilkuns before realizing it still wasn't kilette
Wot
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>tfwno qt vox gf to come home to and cuddle
>>
ДЯT!
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>>128530546
Agent 47 has risen!
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>>128530767
Help I'm being memed on
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>tfw I might just need to blow over 200 on a new monitor because of this game

It's not fair, I was saving for shit.
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>>128530987
Get a second job you hippie. If you can sphess you can pull a halfsie part-time.
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>>128531087
>>128530987
Get a second job you hippie. If you can sphess you can pull a halfsie part-time.
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>>128531087
>>128531152
It's not funny anon, I have the fucking menu bar burnt into my screen.
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>>128531286
>So unrobust you can't even overcome screen blindness
Your toolbox would stave you in the chest for such unrobustness then scootch away if it was able
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>>128530987
>200 on a new monitor
Jesus christ where are you shopping?
You can find serviceable monitors for ~$50.
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>>128531471
S-straya. Our dollar is 69 ameribucks.
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>>128530987
You can get a cheap ass monitor on newegg for under 13-
>>128531497
Ouch.
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>>128531497
You mean to say you need 69 of your currency to equal one USD
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>>128531497
>Our dollar is 69 ameribucks.
Wouldn't this mean you could buy a $50 monitor from an American website for less than one dollar of your own currency?

Or did you mean to say that 1 American dollar is equal to 69 of your dollars?
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>>128531613
Weimarch hyperinflation again when?
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>>128531613
>>128531626
Fug, I meant to say our dollar is 69 cents to the american dollar.

I don't wanna get rid of my lcd man.
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>>128531497
It must suck to live in such a poor country.
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>>128531698
I abstained from importing shit at the start of last year when we were 85 cents thinking things would get better. I was wrong.
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>>128531698
Did you deduce that he meant 69 cents or are you dumb enough to think that they're poor if one of their dollars equaled 69 american dollars?
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>>128532047
I read the post he made correcting himself.
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>>128531497
You in melbourne?

How'd you deal with the 40 degree heat then the next day wet 19 degrees?

Fuck this state sometimes.
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>>128532137
Gold Coast, fuck living in melbourne.

I'm sorry though anon you have to live there.
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>>128530689
https://youtu.be/Y_k4VfKR-cQ
>>128530987
I seriously hope you didn't smash your old one because of this stupid fucking game.
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>>128532582
No, he's got screen burn. The game's top-right menu bar has been burned into his monitor.
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>>128532685
wow
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>>128532724
Gf has been busy since new years do ive been using the game as a fistraction
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>>128532176
ey fuck you melbourne can be okay
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>bought r9 390 + 144hz monitor for MGSV
>spend all my time in spess
Shiiiet
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RIP ALAN RICKMAN
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8%
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>8%
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>Chefing without growing any plants
Totally viable, had a good shift after I thought it was going to be pretty awful
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>>128534678
>>128534675
DEMOCRACY
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>>128534675
>>128534678
>>128534690
Can Taxi Station be reeanbled for higher than 15 players now that we have percentage voting?
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>>128534860
I actually like Taxi Station but even I agree that Taxi needs some kind of player cap. I can imagine the horror of playing with 60 players on that
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>people complain that taxi is a boring map
>on extended double agents
>with lowpop

>boring map

>>128534690
Random democracy.

>>128534904
It has a player cap, and it's too low.
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>>128534904
Up the player cap to 25 instead of 15.
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>>128534969
He's taking about removing it, reading comprehension
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>>128527452
>the poll, http://ss13.pomf.se/index.php/poll/36
There are 32.81% of people for merging right now and 59.38% against.

Splitting the "no" answers into different ones is a shitty strategy to skew the result.
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>try to fix supermatter before it explodes
>delaminates
>ded
good round
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Couple questions I can't find the answer to, lads.

Are material synthetizers bugged or blacklisted? I tried to print one in the R&D protolathe, it consumed the mats, worked for a while, and then it stopped working and nothing came out.

Wasn't the CE supposed to have a list of door wires functions at round start? If so where is it?

Does the AI have a more reliable way to check on borgs than the borg computer in RD office?
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>>128536683
Counting half the yes votes as 'no' is pretty shitty too, and yeah I know you used some weasel words to try to justify it
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>>128537153
>Mat Synth
Last I used it, it was fine. Did you refill it with more matter cartridges when it ran out?

>CE wires
If anything it would be under your Notes

>Check on borgs
All of them have an on-board camera so you can use jump to camera to have a more personal look at each
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>>128537203
What weasel words? The other yes vote is also AGAINST merging it right now, and yet that's what's gonna happen.
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>>128537271
>Last I used it, it was fine. Did you refill it with more matter cartridges when it ran out?
My wording was ambigous. I meant the protolathe worked for a while, then nothing came out.
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>>128535046
I didn't pay attention to what was the post replying to, but it's still a valid response
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It was fun

Note the Supermatter delaminated right at the end as an amazing ending
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MoMMI is comfy mode
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>captain's wiki page
>Do not get angry with the AI if it does not want you uploading a new law.
>Keep in mind that if the AI announces you are in their upload, uploading laws, people will likely form a lynch mob.
Which server was that page copied from?
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>my ban expires today
Finally i'll be able to grief be a good crewmember again
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>>128538445
Take sec role
See how high your spaced count can get before a bwoinking
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>tfw cant play spessmen because of a broken hand

waht do
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>>128527452
Celt I don't know if you realize that poll is saying most people don't want it
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>>128538717
CMO
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>Bay12 currently playing "extended". There are 2 players.

It feels weird to know that one of the big servers that really helped start the SS13 revival is now dead.
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>>128538717
Play botanist, be comfy
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>>128538717
I bet you can nonantag AI pretty well with one hand

Just click [Open]
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>>128538717
Borer/pAI needs only one hand
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>>128539105
I feel really bad for the coders desu
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>>128539105
polaris insists that bay will live again in a few months for some reaason

help me i want to play a round of autistic heavy ARRPEE but i feel like i'll sperg out and my /vg/ will show and i'll get banned
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>>128539187
The good ones will find new homes

But what of the admins and other well known players over there? Think about it
>No one but heavy RP server is going to want >Bay players
>That heavy RP spinoff polaris probably doesn't want them because why would they spin off if they were friendly
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>>128539296
the polaris folks say that they made polaris because they just didn't like the way the server was administrated and thought the codebase was bad or something

supposedly most of bay's players are on polaris now
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>>128539278
>>128539296
>>128539456
Is polaris the one that's
>Inside a meteor but like impossible to hull breach so no risk of atmos failure
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>>128539105
It was good server in past, now it is hard arpee bullshit with horrible and disgusting admins
Bayshit wouldnt be missed
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>>128539618
nigh-impossible to hull breach

there's still a few areas exposed to space, and a few windows which, if breached, will vent the atmosphere in the surrounding halls
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>>128539618
yes
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>>128538717
I play 2dspessmens half-blind and with tremors in both hands, nothing is impossible! You might have to memorize some verbs or make some macros because it's faster than clicking with impaired mobility. You might need to use a keyboard with a trackpad by the arrow keys so you can robust and walk with the same hand.
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>>128540052
>look how hardcore i am!
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>>128540538
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I spent some time looking through some of the other maps other servers use.

Luna looks super cool with the multi-floor gimmick. Polaris's Northern Star seems like it might be neat to try once for its REALISTIC MAINTENANCE TUNNELS but it would get old fast. The latest cog map looks really cool. I've tried Destiny though and it wasn't actually that great. AsteroidStation has a really cozy brig in my opinion, but maybe that's just me.

Has Europa (that underwater station Skowron said he was helping with) ever released any pics? I know it's not done yet (probably ever)
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>>128538782
36% want it merged straight away.
A further 23% want it merged in the long run if there are bugfixes
A further 22% would like it merged in the long run if there are tweaks,
Leaving only 18% who do not want it merged in the long run.

Please note I'm not combining yeses or nos, merely extrapolating on existing data, unlike >>128536683 who combined results and purposefully omitted information.
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>>128528179
>Crushing people for making them do your job
You're a slave role, stop getting fucking butthurt that people use law two.
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>>128537153
>Does the AI have a more reliable way to check on borgs than the borg computer in RD office?
Depends on what you mean. If you mean checking integrity wise, use the Jump to Network command to switch to Robots.
Then click on the camera list to get a camera of all available cyborgs, this will allow you to track them anywhere, even in rechargers, so you can see if one is braindead or not.

If you mean as in "How to tell if my Borgs is emagged or otherwise severed from me", then click on the Cyborg upload in the AI upload, this will give you a list of unshackled cyborgs.
If all is well it should give you the message "No free cyborgs detected" or to something of that manner.
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>Alan Rickman's dead
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>>128527452
I'm getting real fucking tired of this "democracy" meme of yours.
What you've done here is make a sweeping change that targets Medbay most of anything else. Then you've held this server-wide vote.
The first issue here is that over half of those votes were casted when the PR you linked only said something in the effect of "added little hypothermia, added some hypothermia, added much hypothermia, added a lot of hypothermia, added a machine that stabilizes body heat".
People are supposed to vote based on that info? Even when you count the votes from people who've read the proper changelog, this is the equivalent of someone skimming over the changes an saying "eh, sure".
This brings me to issue number two. Pretty much the only person I've seen in the thread that defended the changes to Medbay quickly showed himself to seem completely ignorant of Medbay in a common round. That begs the question: How many of these people who voted have actually played Medbay to know how the changes will affect it? How many of these people even know what the changes really mean?
Which leads us to issue three: Celt, I've tested this in the test serbian. Everyone, and I mean EVERYONE that was in there when I tested it said the changes were bad. These are all people that know full well what the PR entails. Furthermore, when the PR is detailed out in the thread, most people seem to be against it, as well. I hope you're starting to notice the pattern here on why I don't think those votes are very informed and why these shitty polls you keep making are very easily skewed (as you have been doing since the dawn of time).
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>>128525276
>Allen Baker
>Bee
>naughty people

??
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>>128542320
So your argument is that the server population is not smart enough to make an informed decision about whether or not to merge a PR, and somehow I am the one that "he's totally disregarding the community's opinions" ?
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>>128542862
he said half of them anon
that half isnt shitheads
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>>128543119
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>>128543235
anon pls
he said bee and allen baker werent shitheels
i dont know what you want from me
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>>128527964
I got over that a while ago, it sounds like you're the one who's obsessing over it.

And someone has to point out the flaws in the PRs, because otherwise everything gets merged without even a passing thought of what it might actually end up doing. If you disagree with my viewpoints, you're free to form better counterarguments.
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>>128542963
My argument was that he was deliberately concealing the majority of the information needed to make that decision. It would be like me making a PR whose only description was "added something cool".
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>>128543667
Not me
>>128542963
>and somehow I am the one that "he's totally disregarding the community's opinions"
I'm not the one that said that.

My argument was that the players who actually tested or were well informed of the changes showed a mostly negative impression of it. I get the feeling that yes, most of those votes haven't tested the PR, and given the timing of it a lot of them weren't very informed of it either. Hmm, wait a second, isn't this precisely why a lot of coders say that they don't take feedback from the thread?
I, too, could code something that completely shits over for example Xenoarch, write it off as something vague that maybe sounds cool to the uninformed person, the hold a vote and it would win because Xenoarch is already a minority in the server and most of the server has never tried the change or put a lot of thought into it either.
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>>128543667
Yup ! It was all part of my plan to purposefully deceive everyone and force my evil changes upon the server, I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids.


I'm actually super lazy. Never attribute to malice which could as easily be attributed to stupidity.
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>>128544160
fix scrubglubs
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>>128544160
is yahir just stupid then???
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>>128544160
So am I, that's why I just make commentary and grumble instead of taking the ungodly amount of time it would need to code this shit myself.

If I did code, the very least I would do is list out exactly what gets changed and how.
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>Be botanist, don't really wanna do much, lowpop as fuck
>decide to just make spaghetti
>make spaghetti
>people fuck with ai laws, realize he probably needs more spaghetti
>party's over
>decide to camp out and wait for my opportunity
>Wake up and realize the station probably needs more spaghetti
>deliver to inquisitor and science
>Go to medbay
>explosive bear trap
>WHY GOD WHY I JUST WANTED TO DELIVER SPAGHETTI
>get treated
>bar bombed, no more spaghetti
>go full trihard mode in medbay trying to treat people and being slow about it, getting teleported everywhere
>clone one person and get him to shuttle just in time with massive clone defects

wew fun round
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>>128544813
I wish I could have had the cake in my AI core.
>No fun laws
>No fun alien artifact
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>>128544951
It was cozy sleeping outside your door. Was nice when that guy made me a bed as well.
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>autotatored
>lungs are busted so try to get them fixed before I proceed.
>save HoP trapped in a wall from the teleporting artifact and he agrees to fix my lungs.
>says he is unfamiliar with surgery so he will just clone me.
>kills me with his egun and drags me to genetics.
>let's a chaplain drag me off from genetics to the chapel and beat with with a bible who begs with SAY for me to come back.
>chaplain gives up and just leaves me there.
>stay there till round end

HoP was Greg Winters and the Chaplain was Ricky Well

That shit should be bannable.
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>19 pop
OH GOD WE'RE DEAD!
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>>128545340
You best start believing in dead servers, you're in one

But for real 19 isn't deadpop, pic related is
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>>128545340
Are you kidding, we were 6-pop and one AI starting for the last round and the first half an hour was great.
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>>128520873
Fucking this.

Speaking as a faggot who gets metaclub protection, Yahir is a raging fagazoid who literally cannot stop fucking up.

t. Angelite
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>>128544586
I'll try and do that in future then, thank you for your input.
>>128544029
I'll host more test server rounds so people can make an informed decision and hopefully I can change your mind. Unfortunately when I have held them, people have shown limited interest and I'm left devoting my time to a server where nobody shows up, which I'm sure you can appreciate is infuriating.
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>>128545421
that would be real comfy

>go grab the coin glubbs
>quickly set up power
>go back and do botony alone for hours
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>Majority of spessmen want Celt's PR to be properly tested and/or maintained before/after merging
>He says that 36% are most people, and that it should be merged now
>36%
>Majority

Wow, it's like I'm really voting in the electoral college!
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>>128546675
Sounds like you are in a special education class since you obviously can't read.
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>>128546675
Interesting, anon, that's not what I said here, >>128541434
But hey, don't let the facts get in the way of a cheap insult!
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Do yahir and rail really go at eachothers throats in med bay or is that some shitty railposting rivalry of some sort
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>>128546650
They called the shuttle immediately and voted Taxi to maximize comfypop.
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>>128546675

He said majority, not absolute majority
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>>128546945
He said that the majority want it test and/or tweaked before merging.
This is what your data shows.
How is he ignoring facts?
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>>128547139
Anon, 36% is not a majority, never mind a supermajority.
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>>128547032
One autist vs. one attentionwhore
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>>128547171
No, he quoted me incorrectly, which is ignoring facts. Also, there is no clear majority in the poll so far.
>>128547232
Technically a majority in first past the post but I think that's a shitty system anyway.
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>>128547442
The original post >>128546675 was intended to show the flaw in the "Most votes, that's what we're going with" system. The majority of players do not want the PR merged now, so using "Well it has the most votes :^)" as an excuse to get it merged is not very valid
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>>128547625
But that has never been my argument, it wouldn't be fair to do so , you're attacking a strawman.
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>>128547442
>>128547625
Should've been split into two votes; first if it should be merged period, with or without tweaking, and second if it should be merged if it was tweaked.
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>>128541473
>Greyshit McMurder: "AI OPEN THIS DOOR LAW TOO"
>Valids von Meta: "AI KEEP THAT DOOR CLOSED LAW DUO"
>repeats for twenty minutes
>happens every time someone wants a door open

I can never hate AIs that door crush people when they go malf.
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>>128547809
But Celt, you say right here that people not wanting the PR merged are in the minority, when they clearly aren't. >>128527452
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>>128547931
Oh okay, then you just wait until the last order.
What's so fucking hard about that?
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>>128547931
But anon you're supposed to take no action until either side concedes.

And I quote: "[...] when two Law 2 orders conflict, they are void until the conflict is fully resolved."
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>>128547904
Pomf was the one who made the poll. By the way, as an addendum, if you voted "with tweaks", please contact me in game, in byond pager, on the IRC or whatever. I would be interested to hear how I can win you over.
>>128548016
I've always seen the long run as more important than the short run, and 80% in the long run is a pretty resounding mandate.
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>>128548308
Spoken like a true politian.
How does
>I've always seen the long run as more important than the short run, and 80% in the long run is a pretty resounding mandate.
respond in anyway to >>128548016
?
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>>128548483
Because people who do not want the PR merged in the long run are in a minority, even if the PR is not altered to accommodate those that are on the fence (no with tweaks voters), which I can assure you it will be.
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Is it true that Furbeh died?
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>>128548675
I don't think icantrememberhisname doesn't want it merged in the long run, he wants you to actually listen to what we are saying.

You've gotten very above yourself recently. You used to be a very chill guy, but these recent PR shenanegins have brought out an uglier side of you. You won't listen to anything we have to say, ("Its not a microwave :^)" when it clearly still is, not understanding how a majority works).

You're right in that people not wanting it merged are in the minority, but that does not mean that it should be merged now.

I propose a new vote. A simple Yes/No "Do you like the changes made in Celt's snow PR?". If it comes out as a yes, we'll see about getting it merged ASAP. If no, we see why people voted no.

Also, did you update the changelog, providing detail on the changes? People don't like voting when thye have no idea what they're voting on.
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What happened to Ramblin Maniac guys?
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>>128549057
He died didn't you hear :^)
Stop trying to ruse people he was on last weekend.
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>>128549050
>You're right in that people not wanting it merged are in the minority, but that does not mean that it should be merged now.

When have I argued, in light of the vote results that it ought to be merged immediately?

Also, I apologise if I misled you, but a snow PR will be further down the line, this solely deals with the issue of hypothermia and human heat transfer.

The changelog has not been updated yet, but that's irrelevant as I don't expect this to be merged soon, which is why you may note I haven't dealt with any conflicts yet. The github page now has sufficient documentation, and the changelog will be updated to be pretty much verbatim what is in the OP of the github.

I also would like to apologise if I've seen above myself recently, I suppose it shows, as Dylan has said, the effort I put in to the PR and the excitement I have towards the greater project of a snow map, this lead to my overenthusiastic attitude and perhaps overzealousness, I shall attempt to (pardon the pun), cool down on that regard. This is not an excuse, merely an explanation, and I will try in future to be less zealous.
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>>128549424
Actually it was a genuine question, I just connected again like two days ago after several months.

I actually like him.
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>>128549605
The github thread is what I meant when I said changelog, my b. I was also mistaken about the snow PR. What does human heat transfer have to do with it? Is that general transfer of heat to and from humans in the enviroment, or transfer of heat between humans?
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>>128549605
it happens to us all sometimes, keep up the good work.
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>>128548267
>implying the average law 2 screamer knows that and won't start crying about how the ai is rogue
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>>128549605
It's very easy to get ahead of yourself when you're coding a relatively big change - and it's a neat idea, but I personally voted no but with tweaks because some parts of it I don't agree with.
I hate 'snowflake' machines and honestly you could just put people in one of the patient rooms with a heater and accomplish the same thing. Realistically you'd warm people up after medical attention with a toasty drink and bed rest.

>>128549816
Sorry, we had a bunch of memers last thread saying he had leukemia and died.

>>128549937
That's why you, as an AI, would state that you cannot do either because the orders conflict. It's not hard.
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alright faggots
should we add sec officers and detective to the possible roundstart cultist roster?
Y/N
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>>128549882
Currently the system as it stands has humans at ambient room temperature, 20°C due to the fast speed that humans lose temperature in game. The goal with this PR is to have the average situation keep a spaceman at 37°C which is the real life body temperature. I achieved this through numerous means, including a a difference between core body temperature and skin temperature, as well as giving clothes a conductive variable which determines how quickly clothing conducts heat away from you. My new proposed system has been specifically balanced around station temperature, meaning it is impossible to get hypothermic in normal circumstances.

The second part of the PR is adding hypothermia, which was a bitch to balance, believe me. I ended up implementing, to a very simple level, the swiss staging system to hypothermia, which you can see explained in greater detail in the PR OP. I may have brushed over areas, please ask me if you want further elaboration.

>>128549923
>>128550240
Thank you for your understanding.

>>128550240
Is there any way I can convince you that the thermal homeostasis regulator is a positive addition to medical bay? I think its addition actually solves some classic medbay problems as well as provides it with some lacking machines (consider that the kitchen actually has more separate machines than medbay)
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>>128549057
what happened to dummo
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>>128550493
No
>>
IDEA

Rather than the salvage ship be out in the middle of space with a whole lotta spiders and no corpses to show any reason for the spider to be there, have it docked to an abandoned spaceport, and the captains ID located on a corpse somewhere inside said spaceport

>More shit to explore and do
>One less almost completely empty Z Level
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>>128550956
Having big empty Z-levels is important to make space feel huge. If the Z-levels have a bunch of stuff on them then you won't be able to float 20 tiles without running into one object or another. And since space isn't randomized (THANKS VELARD) people just memorize how to hop between landmarks.
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>>128550956
And now even easier to find, thanks
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>>128550832
other people started playing as him and breaking character, thus ruining him

also the gimmick got old so the original guy stopped, but other people kept doing it so it got run into the ground
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>>128551052
Its not random? I thought the way it worked was that when you leave a z-level is dumped you in a random point along the border of a random level.
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>>128551223
You get thrown to a random z-level yes but once you're on that Z-level it's super easy to navigate inside of it

The more landmarks you add to each z-level, the easier it is to find your way around in space. For instance, if I hit the derelict I now know exactly how to get to the clown roid, the DJ station, and the hotline satellite
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>>128551362
I thought that the transition of the Z levels was random
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>>128551686
You don't understand, those things are on the same Z-level
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>>128551898
Hotline isn't. That's on the same level as the ship
Did you mean the derelict teleporter maybe
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>>128550728
I had a look through your PR's changelog also get on IRC you nigger and I'm more the mindset that you shouldn't unnecessarily complicate things that work fine.
What I mean by that is while I approve of adding a mechanic that simulates heat loss/gain in a person, I don't like how it adds more tedium to our medbay system, and personally adding more tedium -just for the sake of it or realism- is just stupid. You want people to go in and out of medbay as quickly as possible but still offer some challenge to those who play it. I don't want to have to sit with my thumb up my ass MORE because the fuckhead I just had cloned and cryo'd (which are both automated and time consuming already) is too cold to stand. And before you argue that it takes just as long as shaking them, I'd like to point out that at least they'll get up on their own eventually - I don't have to babysit the patient. To put it simply, it doesn't take skill,and it's just another step in the long process of cloning and/or healing.

I don't know exactly what should be changed, I will admit, but I'd rather it be something that I can use immediately without having to drag someone off (and require power) to use. Just typing this out now, I think reusing an existing item we have - the temperature gun - would fit the bill.
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>>128538717
wasnt that bad but typing is a pain in the ass

ill just watch movies
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>>128550728
The main thing I have against it is that the "classic medbay problems" it solves (i.e. shaking) are non-issues that veteran medbay players know to ignore outright.

If you absolutely must do it, it would be much better to add leporazine to the sleepers, the thermal homeostasis regulator is already directly derived from them.
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>>128552090
Yeah I did, my bad
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>>128552523
A patient undergoing hypothermia after coming out of cryo should survive so long as the room is 20°C and they are ejected at 100% health, though I shall have to do more local testing as it's theoretically possible (though incredibly unlikely) they could still die.

>>128553173
It also solves vox & plasmamen dying after coming out of cryo, as they do not immediately breathe.
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>>128547032
1) Yahir rarely plays medbay anymore, when he does, he's just a shit no matter who else is in the department. He can be a shit all by himself.
2) Rail is literally a thread meme. They're not even an attention whore in-game. I've never seen them fight with anyone either. Just yesterday I saw a female Vox MD with flavor text "birb nurse", but people don't meme about those.
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>>128553445
So does giving them a little Lexorin and an extra cryo mix.
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ATMs in cargo when? Or tell me why there aren't any there.
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>>128553759
There's one right outside Cargo you can walk 15 tiles

>people this afraid to leave their department
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>>128553445
>It also solves vox & plasmamen dying after coming out of cryo, as they do not immediately breathe.
but they will breathe eventually
you know you can already prevent the damage they take until they can get internals on by maybe having antitox in the beaker which you should alwyas have
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>Ismael Howard discovers chloral hydrate
>Never leaves medbay again, ever
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>>128553835
>talking about yourself in third person
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>>128553821
That's inconvenient, fuck you
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>>128553835
shut up rail
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>>128553835
>chlorals a sec officer for the janicart
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Whats the server time?
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>>128554382
It's shorter than
>The walk from one side of the mining station to the other
>The distance from the cloner to cryo
>Toxins to the autolathe (for more igniters, etc.)
>The entrance from the prison wing to perma itself
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someone teach me how to abuse hrefs I wanna fuck with ss13.
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>>128554727
you download epic free hacks.
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>>128554727
the more people who know how to abuse hrefs the more likely holes will get plugged with sanity checks, so no
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>>128554686
How about the fact that ATMs are the first to go in power failures? I don't give a shit about the station I want to use my goddamn money to buy jetpacks and fuck off killing shit on the asteroid, fuck you REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>128553835
Why does Ismael continue to be not-banned? He's a complete shit and is half the reason I stopped playing med.
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>>128554913
>half the reason
What's the other half?
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>>128555025
Knowing
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>>128555025
take a guess, anon
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>>128554895
Change your security settings before you go to the roid at all
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>>128554913
well you should see him as security

worse player than yahir jesus fuck
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>>128555079
>being that insecure
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WHATS THE SERVER TIME
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Does does the T-comm sat have so many goodies? Why can't ghosts get in there?
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>>128555025
Because the Wild Ride is pain. There is no fun. Only death and pain.

Plus, I'm a near bay-tier fag and without any other interesting static-names there to chat up inbetween patients, there's even less incentive to play medbay.
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>>128554727
Basically an href is a clickable link.

In the code when you click on a link, it sends whatever argument the link had into the code. But by modifying the full text of the href links, like in the sleeper menu, you can modify the href link to send something different than what was expected.

If the code that does what the href tells it do doesn't check, you can use it to do unintentional things. In the case of the sleeper, inject any chemical instead of only the listed ones.
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>>128555303
>wild ride
>no static names
What
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>>128555217
12:02
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>>128555412
interesting is the key word, anon
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>>128555335
Is it really that easy?
Jesus christ, I remember using a homebrew version of the exofab nanoUI template to quick-queue MoMMI parts. Just like that you can also exploit how many other things in the game.
BYOND truly a shit.
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>>128555412
I said INTERESTING Static-Names, not birdmemes who never come out of their virology hidey-holes.
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http://strawpoll.me/6535498

>Cult
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>>128555291
It has 2 things worth grabbing

People probably forgot to take the ghost restriction off ages ago when it was relevant
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HOW 2 CURE VIRUS
1) Grab sick person, inject with radium. Do NOT give them anti-toxin yet, give them tricord and arithrazine if you really want but seriously just give them radium, they'll be fine
2) Scan them until no virus. Inject them with more radium as required
3) When no virus, inject with anti-toxin. Done
4) Now take some of their blood, go to Virology, put it in a vial, put it in spinny thingy and let spin until antibodies. If you don't have time then just stab people with their blood, they will only take minimum toxin damage from it, or if you're O- then stab yourself with blood and then stab people with your own blood.
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>>128557725
VERY IMPORTANT DETAIL that I forgot, you can dilute the antibodies with water to make more pills. Make sure you use water, in this way you also remove the grey menace while curing the rest of the station.
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>>128556628
>Implants block someone from being converted into a cultist
Since when?
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>>128558016
always

however, implanting someone who is a cultist already does not deconvert them
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>Roll HoP
>Greytide/clown/mime approches
>Needs all access and EVA suit for space adventures
>Tell them I want PDA messages from each department head authorizing all access
>>Kek that's stupid
>"You're bored. I've given you a mission and a goal. Go have fun"
>He starts talking shit about how I ruined his round

Seriously, if you can't make your own fun without all access, it's time for a break.
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>>128558754
>>Needs all access and EVA suit for space adventures
you don't need access in space you fucking asswad
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>>128555130
I wouldn't go that far
>>128554913
ahelp it
>>128555025
yahir obviously
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>>128558121
Which is retarded because fucking nobody remembers this. But oh you GOTTA deconvert them dude, stop validhunting it's not their fault they want to kill everyone and end the round.
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I dont think I'll ever like SS13 on LLJK, their server just seems too "Wacky" not saying I like RP but all the random sounds and xD fart I think I have the 'tism
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>>128524553
>>128524351
>>128524437
remember this next time you shit on an admin for a small mistake
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>>128558754
>All access for space adventures
You just need eva. Hell you can ask the AI for the suit and not for access.
I only ask for space adventure access when I am a traitor and want to pick up my objective along the way out. Even then that's just EVA+Teleporter. Maybe tcomms if I want the goonecode easy
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>>128559187
but probe left on his own accord, not because of a small mistake.
he's no baldman
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>>128559456
>not realizing most admins who leave on their own accord leave because they're tired of playing babysitter for people who treat them the same as they treat security
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>>128559456
a small mistake which everyone ganged up on him for repeatedly every thread until he was gone.
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>>128559456
Rekt, baldman
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>>128559456
You don't remember the PROBE STARTS PLASMAFIRES ON SHUTTLES threadposting?
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>>128559536
probe was pretty much universally appreciated though
>>128559659
must have not been in the threat at the time
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>>128559082
actually, I like yahir. he taught me how to be a good doctor, and if you don't act like a cunt to him, he's a pretty okay dude
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>>128518292
anon, i only make chloral hydrate once i have someone that is either doing harm to my department or has done harm to myself once
your memes dont hold up to truth
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>>128536683
>Splitting the "no" answers into different ones is a shitty strategy to skew the result.
>While splitting the yes
Why yes, it is a shitty strategy
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>>128560351
okay, yeah, that was shitty of him and there's no real excuse, but the guy's constantly surrounded by shitposting and stress and has a shitty job, and when he's not on the brink of murder he does better than any doctor i've seen in medbay, me included.
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>>128559187
>>128559456
>>128559536
>>128559659
Friendly reminder the thread drives all of the good people involved with the server away
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>>128560850
This is more true than you know
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http://ss13.pomf.se/index.php/poll/36

Look at these casuals
I bet they play their vidya on easy
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>>128560850
I don't know why I still stick with you people.
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>>128560948
because any sense of community fulfills the inherent need of belonging in spacemen
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>>128560806
all he has to do is stop chloraling everyone within a tile of him and shoving them in disposals. its literally the core of all his issues.
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>>128561090
>>128560464
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>>128555335
How do I modify the full text? Would I right click on a link, copy it, paste it into internet explorer and change some stuff?
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>>128554727
shift click on a link and it will open in IE then you can mess with it, get caught fucking with it and get a permaban so have fun.
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>>128561090
c'mon dude

don't exaggerate. yeah he's chloral'disposal'd people, but he doesn't do it to someone just because they look at him funny or say something stupid/rude
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>>128537153
Security camera in the birdge and find their name in the list take you to them. Even if their camera is broke, you'll get a split second glimpse
Crew monitor lets you find thei mmis if blown/popped out

>>128538717
Play in hotkey mode. You'll never be an mlg pro ultra tator but you can slip, stunglove, cuff, and locker weld space guys fairly well

>>128553173
>Scrubs who inject all the chems then cryo literally anybody, even with a hardsuit on
>Give them leporazine too now
>Complaining that celt is bad when you say that
Oh lord, do you hear yourself?
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>>128561252
I don't want you to actually do it I was just telling you how it is done because I would hate not knowing.
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>>128561086
What if we introduced filters on ahelps and shit so when someone was hurtling something like "Fuck you fucking faggot shitmin fuck fucking shitcurity killed me give me antag faggot" it got changed to "I love you, loving senpai admin. Love loving security hugged me. Give me a ban senpai."
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>>128550728
>Is there any way I can convince you that the thermal homeostasis regulator is a positive addition to medical bay?
No, because it's not a positive addition to medical bay.
It's the very definition of a snowflake machine and it looks terribly out of place.
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>>128554913
Ahelp it when it happens. Keep logs of each incident. In 2 months make a log dump ban request of his shitter behavior.With the request being 3 pages long I'm sure you'll take him out.
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>>128561525
fund it
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>>128561406
i specifically dont chloral people over conversation because i wouldnt want if someone were to chloral me for talking smack, which i love to do
the only exception to this would be if someone says "IM GOING TO KILL YOU" then tries to rush at me with some sort of weaponry.
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>>128561406
>>128517925
>>128519880
to which I would reply with
>>128520057
seriously.
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>>128561365
I know the /vg/ admins deal with so much bullshit that even though they are laid back as fuck it wears down on them heavily. I don't want to contribute to that.

What I do want to do is make myself a death commando on Bay because those admins take their jobs way too seriously.
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>>128557725
You forgot to take a pre-treatment blood sample so you can formally identify the virus after you're done making the cure so it shows up on scanners.
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>>128561775
if you can accomplish that more power to you, maybe their protolathe hasn't been fixed to not spawn anything maybe not.
did i say that out loud?
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you know most of the hate could be reduced by converting ckeys into a hash for the public logs
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>>128561879
1) Say it's gibbingtons
2) Anyone that doesn't take the cure is a dumbass anyways
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>>128561898
Pomf you devilish host you
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>>128559187
I supported my probe nigger. It's the permabanned shitposters and crybabies that are the problem. Even deadpoo is gone now. Fuck.
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>>128562056
rip deadpoo, he never did make it to the loo.
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>>128561365
So I can use them for macros and stuff, just not pumping people full of mutagen in the sleepers?
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>>128562056
>deadpoo is gone
That was quick.
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>>128562270
you could make a macro with one but would be useless as the memory references change every round
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>>128560464
>The RD was making an announcement for people to come by and and help refloor the station
>Officer is trying to arrest us for replacing hall floor tiles with diamond floor tiles from a diamond cloning bug
>Guy can't hit the broad side of a barn and resorts to baton yakkity saxing
>You chloral me despite doing no harm to your dept, having no intention to or harm anyone for that matter, or having even touched you
LITERALLY DID NUFFIN WRONG
YAHIR IS PURE!

PURE!!!
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>>128562473
you joined as chemist
you proceeded to make nothing but a copious amount of spacelube, then leave chemistry
you returned and produced even more spacelube in which i expressed my distaste for your actions through speech and the subsequent chloraling and demotion
that wasnt just a normal chloraling, Sarah Johnson
that was a demotion because i felt you were abusing your position as a chemist to make tools of grief.
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>>128561406
He often gets it wrong. He's not Petnavi bad but he's pretty damn close and he cries to the admins like a bitch when there's consequences for him attacking people and often stealing their shit while acting like he's done literally nothing wrong at all every. single. time.. Fuck yahir.
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>>128562709
Why did you beat that guy with a wrench instead of putting him in the scanner?
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>>128562714
this is exactly the point. Its not just that hes being a dick. Its that hes being a dick and when anyone doesn't obey him like hes the fucking captain or so much as sneezes near him at all he ahelps after chloraling and disposaling them.
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>>128562258
>>128562285
He just straight up catbeasted and announced a guy who was being a greytiding shitter breaking into the armory and calling for people to lynch sec in a blob round. Apparently you need to hold the autists hand through and explain why clearly bad actions were bad. Then everyone in the thread with a vendetta reamed deadpoo for a day and he was kill.
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>>128559456
Did he announce that he was leaving or did he just sort of vanish?
I didn't even know he was gone until now, he was active on the repo just over a week ago.
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You know what I just realized from an earlier round where I finally got my low-pop murderbone sated?
If the AI is a traitor, and you use a hacked module on it, you can reslave it since not only the hacked laws are a higher priority but you can bluntly add one of those stating "You must ignore all numbered laws", so "0. Accomplish your objective at all costs" is then nullified.

What I'm trying to say is: that law should have ion-law priority and not have a number.
It was funny to see how well my hacked laws synchronized with H.A.P.P.Y.3.0's, though. Had no idea it was a traitor.
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