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>OH MY GOD WHO CARES??
>What is Space Station 13?
>New player guide
>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
>Public server list
>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"
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why would anyone actually play this game?
Ask the AI to let you into EVA, alternatively, play Plasmaman and acquire boots somehow
What kind of shitter needs glubbs for hacking
Gather round chilluns, let me tell you about the fall of house Yahir "Xevonix" Kepplinger
>>128565545 >>128567472 >>128568765 >>128571492 >>128572353 >>128573582 >>128516413
Check the logs to see which metaclub member lifted his ban
>gets a ONE DAY ban for his constant bullshit
>no medical jobban
>it gets lifted anyways
Borgs unable to interface with doors/terminals that require access the HoP can't access when? Its really fucky that borgs can control syndicate/derelict/savage ship doors and consoles when the consoles don't have anything in them that broadcast's their controls. Hell make accessing non-station/outpost devices a module or emag effect.
Hell at least syndicate and vox raider ships should be encoded or something that keeps borgs out.
I'm looking to get into spriting, what's a good place to start? I want to sprite ss13 stuff obviously
Because you still new that pink anime guy with a nigger name in chemistry doing his bob dylan routine is bob dylan. It makes little difference other than making it harder to know when a fag is here and to avoid them if possible.
>some shitter AIs don't do it.
I am yet to meet the Asimov AI that won't open EVA under direct law2. If you ever meet them then immediately ahelp that shit because it's rightfully a jobban, holy shit.
>Have fun getting shocked by rogue silicons
Dying to rogue silicons is a blessing in disguise, it allows you to take a break from the game and do your real life business while you sit out the worst and least interesting antag in the entire game, beating even Ling.
>plasticbag can hold noitems
I'm glad we've established your terminal shittery
reminder that the newcops ship doesn't have anything keeping any crewmember at all from flying it and ruining the whole round by preventing ops from winning
reminding that instead of fixing this the shitmins we've got just ban and give badnotes
A lot of stuff needs sorted onto "networks", so the borgs can't receive alerts from other stations (It's weird that a borg on the main station should even get alerts that the salvage station atmos is having a power alarm), or access their electronics without initial interfacing.
It'd make shit like vox starting on vox station, plasmen starting on the derelict, etc. somewhat more functional without the possibility of roundstart grief from the AI and it's borgs
>the newcops ship doesn't have anything keeping any crewmember at all from flying it and ruining the whole round by preventing ops from winning
you know it can only be used by newcops unless it's emagged, right
just don't leave an emag out and noone can steal it
Crew monitor is bread spectrum now too. Enjoy showing up as unknown, syndicate shuttle.
>No longer a need to send out the paramedic as a "scout" to other Z levels to set up CMCs to get the full network
While it was fun to get it done, and made it feel like you were actually getting shit done, it does make it easier for people to get back into the round if they're parapenstripspaced
>tfw you now get to enjoy ban drama
So admins are banning people to protect unrobust antags? Is this bay?
Why don't we just port /tg/'s turrets to protect the fucking shuttle?
Why don't Nuke ops lock down their shuttle? Close the fucking shutters and use the PDA to close the blast door. Bam, your shuttle is now impenetrable.
>syndies attack station
>while flying through space you see big red syndie ship with no one inside
>Go to hack the door o-
>*BWOINK* HOW DARE YOU METAGAME THESE POOR INNOCENT NUKE OPS?!
>HOW DID YOU KNOW THEY HAD A SHIP? THEY COULD HAVE SWIM ON TO THE STATION!
anon, you know what starting a sentence with "even" signifies right?
knock off this 'right or wrong, gotta win the argument' nonsense and focus on the fact that getting banned for either is just protecting bad antags.
>protecting bad antags.
banning people over it is the worst possible way to handle it but unfortunately bad antags have to be protected in a server like this
we have way, way too many rounds where we get nukeflops or all the vampires get gibbed 5 minutes in or it's ling and the round becomes station time 14:40 extended
something is terribly wrong with either our gamemodes and our antags, and I welcome any attempts to remedy it
Ok, but I want you to ban any nuke ops that use the teleporter to get on to the station, after all, it's meta knowledge that there are teleport beacons on the station for them to use!
>not metagaming to know what nukeops are
>not metagaming to know what the objective of nukeops is
>not metagaming to immediately move to secure the disk once nukeops reveal themselves
>not metagaming to know that multiple people in red hardsuits+SMGs means you're under attack by a nukeops team
>somehow metagaming to know that the nukeops have a ship
>somehow metagaming to fly around the station until you find that ship, then steal it
Because someone has to.
Who ensures that there's power so you can do your job?
Who rebuilds your workplace after someone welderbombs it?
Who cleans up the plasma let loose by that traitor that broke into atmospherics?
Well, it's not 90% of engineers, that's for sure, but by god do I try, because someone has to keep the crew safe.
God bless the NT Engineering Corps.
Really though, some people have just the right amount of autism and the need to be useful to enjoy it, like me.
>Who ensures that there's power so you can do your job?
Engineers, beats me what they do the rest of the shift though which is why I asked.
>Who rebuilds your workplace after someone welderbombs it?
Me because it takes eight metal sheets.
>Who cleans up the plasma let loose by that traitor that broke into atmospherics?
Nobody, it's shuttlecall and wait 25 minutes for the next round.
why protect the unrobust when they should just become robust?
it's not some error in the code, it's just newcops forgetting to lock the door and getting punished for it. Problem is, by banning the guy, the admins admit there's a problem that they'd rather cover up instead of fix.
same reason why the TEG was buffed.
"why handhold engineers when they should just git gud?"
because they won't git gud
the least you can do is ease the effect that their shittery will have in the rest of the server to at least try to keep the round sufferable
>No slowly spreading zombie virus that starts similar to blob with a patient zero
>no patient zero to suddenly turn and have a huge amount of combat power
>no patient zero to infect others and have them slowly rot before dying and turning
>no research to sample the virus and find a cure to win the round by completely curing the virus
>no mutations to cause the virus to mutate and force research to work faster
At first I thought it was some kind of generalized blacklist from the couple deletions in the last thread like how furry in the OP autosages but now I don't know.
Don't think I haven't noticed how I have to solve 2-4 captchas suddenly every post for no reason either.
buffing the TEG is fixing the code. Like how the shuttle should have automatic theft-prevention instead of relying on newcops remembering to lock the door.
that's an actual solution to the problem.
if there's something the admins don't want the players doing regardless of circumstances, code it out. Knowingly abusing exploits or violating written rules is something separate. Banning over something that can be done within the game itself is akin to having unwritten laws that still carry the full weight of law.
There's no good argument for secret laws, and things the thread has discussed and what is public knowledge are not the same things. If something is bannable, it needs to be stated in the server rules. To the best of my knowledge, there is no written prohibition against stealing the shuttle that can be found in the expected locations.
Flood would be solid bullshit but it might be cool.
>few players start as spores
>vent crawl and infect players take over in a matter of seconds, like a permanent borer
>flood player can break down the host into biomass block, turning itself and the host player into a spore again
>once there is enough biomass players can evolve into pure flood monsters
>team objective is to acquire x amount of biomass in one area to start making a Gravemind
It would be like blob but instead of one player it would be a bunch of players building up a spreading base.
I dont know crap, I meant what program should I use and if there is a good tutorial on spriting
The TEG was fine. It had a 2/3rds reduction for good reason. It was easy to setup a 1 megawatt TEG in 10 minutes. Comparable with the other engines and powered the station fine.If you wanted to power autism, you could assemble an overpressure TEG taking time on par with a more serious SME and providing tens of megawatts.
except flood are a shitty model to use.
carrier forms are literally suicide bombers
combat forms are largely reliant on their leaps to close to melee range, and their shooting ability is a joke unless they've got a rocket launcher
pure form stalkers don't do anything except climb things and have too much health
tank forms are too slow to do anything
ranged forms are just turrets with high health
none of this translates well into spess. They're reliant on high-mobility, swarms, and explosives to be dangerous. Two of those things are also what xenos relied on in the movies, and look how well that translated. pure forms were even a joke in 3 asides from the ranged forms, which were more annoying than anything else.
if we're going to rip something from directly from another setting
and we really should stop doing thisjust add genestealer cults as some mix between ling, xenos, plus whatever cult elements can be used for balance.
So you want a Xeno to knock out and physically rape a man/woman, then wait for that person to have sex and have a child which is actually a hybrid genestealer/human? I'm in.
>stealing the nukeship is metagaming and warrents banning
Jesus christ, who was the autistic fuck admining that round?
>>"The point is that you knew I wasn't ignoring you but I didn't know he wasn't ignoring me."
>So I punched him more instead of shaknig or using the body scanner
you know that'd just mean a lot of people either spacing/burning themselves for arrr peee, or trying to speed up the sickness for antag status and valids.
virus-based modes just aren't very good since it means there's no either no actual antag, or contracting the virus means antag status, all while everyone except the virololgist and maybe other parts of medbay/science are useless.
You can cure viruses with groans soda, there's often 3 other chem dispensers easily reached, Many crew have O- if you comb the medical records for someone to be your vaccine bitch
>Willingly playing tard wrangler or recall jockey
the other one was a ling, i should have suspected it. Man i was so close for a beneficial virus.
Anyway, most interesting round as a viro ever. Dont remember the name, but officer you where great, 10 secs since i asked for help and BANG tased the ling. Awesome
The true winner of that round was the super potatoes.
Everyone else lost.
that's the only thing you can do, since there's two dozen greytiders already, no one wants to arr peee, and your autism projects will be destroyed by said tiders.
lowpop is the only pop worth playing.
>I get ling
>cremated or decapitated every time
>someone else gets ling
>HoS goes "Nah, we'll just space him alive trust me guys it'll be fine *wink* *wink*
Holy shit guys the metaclub is REAL
Generally how it goes is you and 30 of your nigger friends break into everything, steal everything then validhunt, murder nonantags, and scream at borgs for 30-40 minutes until one of the antags sets the singularity loose, plasma floods or bombs and we go home to reroll for antag
>HoS says to just space the ling
>drag body and cremate it, gets assmad
>know exactly who both players were
>know they metagame together
Whine goes well with wine I tell you H'wat
>Almost get killed by ling
>Lets throw them a "trial"
>They Perma him because I had no evidence he was a ling because we were alone
>Breaks out kills more
>Greytide din du nuffin why he opressin meh mang!?
>I's only on the runs fo' doin nuffin why he gots da be lik dats
Gotta use that :g muhfugga
triangle shades ala Sissel from ghost trick y/n?
>first time borg
>after fucking around as a standard I decide to help out security because of multiple problem causing non-human scum demanding to be let out
>Spend most of the round wandering around like the fucking retard I am relying on the HoS and other security members to give me orders as if they were my own personal retard wranglers
>fiasco happens in virology
>shit goes down hill
>pull out my taser and land a 100% accuracy shot
into a fellow officer
>apprehend the subject with a simple pull and drag him to security
>little while later an uppity ass piece of shit officer joins and automatically assumes that the whole team is incompetent
>"THERE'S BLOOD IN VIROLOGY, BETCHA DIDN'T CHECK THAT OUT"
>"OH DID YOU CHECK OUT THE BLOOD GOING DIRECTLY INTO THE DETECTIVES OFFICE? BETCHA DIDN'T GUISE, I JUST GOT HERE"
>Security has no oxygen
>More fiasco with the virologists
>The fucking lawyer thinks that dragging one of the virologists to the trial is more important than him staying alive
>Security officer screaming that the dude needs an O2 mask and the lawyer ignoring his shit
>Medical sensor shows this guy with a tiny red bar of health
>Law 1 decides I need to pull this guy out and drag his sorry and probably antag ass to medbay but to my knowledge he's still a human
>Get called retarded by the lawyer, probably true for both of us but whatever
>I need to arrest Clown
>CLASSIC Contradictory Law 2 question, is it the highest ranking or most recent
>Convince clown its highest ranking order goes
>Take him to brig
>Arrest a tree-man
>Someone helped the clown escape and welded our fucking doors
Then the station went to shit and we all died.
I was the viro you saved, i wasnt the ling, man you saved me there, that sandra officer didnt let me equipp O2 becausee fuck you are arrested because you are a virologist and there is blood there.
You did a GOOD JOB.
I'd play sec if it wasn't for this tedious catch and release program being forced down our throats this week. So, in the meantime, I'm kickin' it with the greyshirts. They're not so bad.
Searching you for making bombs, about to let you go with a slap on the wrist, suddenly grab slammed until I'm jam. And then they forget about your corpse. and that's why you gotta put bullets into the suspect before any talking begins.
Eh, once you learn to let go of "winning" and just ride the wave shitting on shitters it's all good. You can even ride out the process making them spend a half hour not getting prepared then throw the case out cause nobody is showing up. You've given them triple time and admins can't bitch. Total win.
>tfw grabbed, run, rubberbanded from 5 tiles away and beat to death
I'd rather not continue riding the wave of tedium.
This isn't about winning, this shit just isn't fun, aside for the jury, Ace Attorneyfags, and the antag who inevitably gets away, so he can continue sucking the DNA out people's dicks, until he turns into a horrorling and drags the round out with the AI whom he subverted.
It just drags on me. It's cramping my style, harshing my vibes, absorbing my momentum.
It's just not for me.
First red tider should be taking cap, the second should be taking HoS. If it takes a gods damned mutiny to get a code red then you and your squad of hotheaded ruff cowgirls will ride the HoP and CMOs ID straight to code red
You have no idea how erect it makes me when I ask for you to confirm your order to open the armory and nobody gives a shit.
I ship niggly as the dominant and surprisingly sensitive Barista to niggly's ex-boxer
>Bringing up more casualties
The top of the hub is burnt into my monitor and shows up over transparent things.
vg senpai please notice me
Whaddya want, a fuckin cookie? It looks alright, bother someone until they put it in
Wear the kamina glasses and play pretend in a game where you pretend to be a spaceman doing his space job on a space station. Bloat from sprites a brazillion items is part of what causes serbia to lag so badly.
>bloat from sprites causes the server to lag
shut the fuck up retard
Sprites don't add any performance hit mid-game, although they may add maybe 1/1000 of a second per sprite in loading time at the very beginning with the serb boots up a new shift.
I haven't even looked at the hypothermia code but I doubt it does either
If you want to talk about stuff that causes a performance hit
>Basically anything that searches/affects nearby tiles (for example bombs)
>Bigger maps (solar panels have to search more tiles before they reach the edge of the map)
>Anything that gets called repeatedly for the entire shift (for example stuff in human's life())
So as pAI, trying to download the universal translator crashes byond and gives me a window that says "Dreamseeker has encountered an improper argument"
Upon relogging, attempting to use the pAI software interface gives me the same window and crashes again. The only way to fix that is to wipe the pAI and redownload the personality, but attempting to download the translator again makes the same thing happen.
I've already tried to uninstall byond and clear the cache. I'm using windows 8.1 (fuck forced updates) if that matters. Any idea how I can go about fixing this?
>Let's say to the AI and borgs we want to kill the human wizzard they captured.
>Let's then say we want to change their laws to specifically allow us to kill him.
>Why are they stopping us?
>no one changes the laws from asimov
>shitcurity diona keeps lying through his teeth trying to trick the borgs that the wizard is not human and that they should follow space law instead of their own laws
>endround OOC whining about asimov borgs protecting the wizard from bloodthirsty crew
This is why you all suck.
No problem friend, always happy to spoonfeed some catboys
>LETS SAVE THE WIZARD GUYS
>THERE'S ONLY ONE WIZARD GUYS
>THE OTHER TWO "WIZARDS" ARE DEAD BUT LETS PROTECT HIM GUYS
>LETS HOLD HANDS AND WE'LL ALL BE FRIENDS
I swear to god the worst part was not even being able to get into my office because Mr. Anal Protector
We should've just killed him, there was enough to prevent borgs from fucking it all up
You don't even slightly understand the ASIMOV silicons operate under do you? The same handwaving that prevents borg from roundstart strip spacing your special - snowflake non-human ass mean we can't take potential harm into account at all. So when there were a few shouts about other wizzards, but all of sec standing arround the first wizzard stroking their murderboners, leaving sec to it is a bannable offense.
>6 admins on
>only dragonbro on
He always struck me as the kind of guy that didn't take stock in what the thread said.
Did he make an announcement that he was leaving or something? How do we know he's gone for good?
Something happened, he made a single mistake. A shitpost frenzy raged for days. At some point he just shut down. At the end of the day he's only a
big guywho does it 4free4u
I haven't seen him in his usual timeslot for weeks now. He might come back some time in the future but I doubt it'll ever be for more than a couple days until he remembers why he left. The magic is gone yo and he's done it all.. There's only pain and sadness left for him here.
Post best ban reason you can find
it's not that, it's that after a certain point, some chucklefucks would throw the Probe name on and shitpost.
my guess is the guy liked interacting and the shitposting it all stirred up killed it for him. He never adopted a trip, which I take as evidence that he didn't find it worthwhile to help anymore if he had simply become a herald of shitposting he wasn't even involved in.
Post a religious themed name to christen the Raumschiff Mk. 3 class Cruiser that will lead the Vanguard Fleet and begin exploration of neighboring systems
I think he was fucking with some shit and it started a plasma fire in arrivals or something. It was fucking nothing, but as usual, someone brought it to the thread and with it all the permabanned salty dogs used it to tear him apart.
Inquisitor is already the name of the class of sensors on board.
And it's not exactly an exploration ship, it's military, it's just that it is the only vessel capable of interstellar travel without jump gates at this time.
I like it, I'm going with it
Just remembering the shittons of menus gave me a heart attack
The hardest part is dealing with the total freedumz. Like, you can have pretty much any balance of speed/firepower/fuel consumption, but before you meet any ayyliums, it's hard to answer the question "which one?"
I'm totally okay if the thread starts friendposting about Dragonbro
he is one of the very few not retarded but actually nice admins
Fleet is constructed. The stars await!
Hopefully we find some xenos to purge.
That fucking round, jesus I should have known better than to join as Warden.
At least the prisoners were nice and polite.
>not giving antitox when giving blood
It's a scrub tool. There's little skill involved. Robust would be using nothing but punches to kill a guy with an egun or fireaxe.
>live in maint
>travel from one ghetto bar to another, looking for shiny pebbles
>forget human speech
>roast monkeys on spits
>slowly turn blind from welding walls
I'm really starting to like this map
The tool isn't robust at all. It's an invisible nigh unavoidable stun that you can instantly cut off a hallway or door with. It's strong as hell but it's not robust at all. You don't even need chemistry to make it even.
Robust is a multifaceted word that includes strong in its meaning. It also includes flexible, hard to counter, etc.
Space lube is robust. You can try to think your understanding of the word robust means "honorable" if you want but it doesn't.
Robust when used in ss13 has adopted a slang meaning. A robust person is someone who can succeed against much stronger odds without relying on cheap methods such as pushing or stuns. For example, punching a traitor with a fireaxe to death.
You can be new but it doesn't change the established culture.
>spawn as a wizard
>get to the station
>fall over right in front of an assistant because of the hair
This feature needs to go, the hair removed or the super pompadour has to make you fall over due to its weight in the same logic about snowflake hair.
>believing the mythic lie of the Greeks that words have reason and inherent meaning
>implying they're not signifiers that hint at the essence of its being
DID SOMEBODY SAY CATBOIS?
Catboy Curse for Wizards when? Giving the entire crew cat ears would be fun.
>tfw being a HoS with a floor length braid for a round where you have a team that actually can understand and follow stick together
They ended up stuncuffing and buckling me into a wheelchair so they could just pull me everywhere without me losing tasers and shit like I was their autistic racist grandfather with alzheimers that they felt too indebted to to just mercy kill me. It was fucking great.
>humans are such massive snowflakes that they need features specifically to call them out on it
>mid-round wizard spawn
>being able to choose your appearance
Oh I get it, you've not even played this last round where everyone was a random type of antag. Bet you're banned on top.
a robust tool is something that always works
a robust player is someone who always succeeds, or in this context, always wins fights.
this is why one anon is making the fistfighting example. If you can win with nothing you can win with anything. If you rely on chloral/lube/plasmaflood/bombs/guns to win you're not robust, you simple use robust tools.
Picking out exactly what is an is not robust is a subject of further debate however.
>Clown in chem making lube
>task is to kill the mime
>everything falls to shit
>get fireballed by some fuck in a hardsuit
>stumble onto the shuttle
>walk over mime's corpse
>climb into sleeper and live long enough to get to centcomm before going into crit and dying
Am I robust yet?
>Spawn as wizard
>Despite having been playing well over a year, have not yet played wizard
>Name self "Fuckwit the Incompetent"
>Take Ethereal Jaunt and four copies of lightning, upgrading speed for all of them
>Promptly lightning myself in a face-off
>Live the rest of the round lying on the ground, useless, but very much alive
At least I accurately appraised my skills
I'll be mean to whoever I want.
But there are exactly three types I really hate.
People who wear cat ears, silicons that use the animu sprites and non-humans that they are human with their clothing and names.
Those all deserve to be griffed, badly.
So what? The point is that it was only noticed later because I didn't trip on the wizard ship.
Dying in that round wasn't even important, my point is that the hair has no point in still being in the code at all anymore.
to be fair, we don't have any real standard for just how grey should name themselves.
if we're going down the ayy abduction shtick, then human names even make sense as some kind of mis-understood ambassador.
>ayyy spessman we come in peace
>this is mozart and I am steve
>take us to your comdom
>"Well, its been a full day and nothing has came of everything I presented here despite evidence that Mr. Explosion attempted and succeeded at getting me banned for what was essentially an IC issue which worked itself out and ended in no loss of life for either parties because I hit a man in the hand with a wrench 6 times.
You might as well put this back in the closed forum and lock it because SerWind made up his mind the moment he banned me and has no intentions to change his opinion of the events.
Sorry for wasting your time Manomy with moving this back to the appeals forums because the ban lifts in around 20 minutes and theres nothing more I can say on the matter and no one else wishes to comment."
This just in, You can beat up crewman for literally no reason at all
never code i regret it now
can't just pewpew your way through a good sec team every time you shitter
gotta use all the tools at your disposal, none of that "honor" or "fairplay" nonsense. You're like the guy who doesn't like grabs or other ways to break blocks in a fighting game because that's "cheap" or whatever your misbegotten notions of how the game is supposed to be played entails.
If the coders, duny especially, haven't seen fit to change pushing, then under no circumstances can it be a problem unless you're unrobust. If it's in the game, it's fair play.
>the wiki is always right
you know anyone can edit the thing, right?
just because some greyshit changes the HoP's page to say he should give out all access doesn't mean he can just give out all access and not get banned.
use your own judgement instead of listening to what some "greater" figure tells you. Items aren't robust because they give you an advantage in combat. By their very nature, a man who relies on items to win fights cannot be robust because, if left with only his fists and his spirit, it is doubtless he should fail because he is "unarmed", and in believing he needs items to be robust he is not fully self-reliant and cannot survive every encounter as a true robust player can.
this just in, you can attack people and when they retaliate you can ahelp 30 minutes later after the issue is solved and still get them banned!
follow my six easy steps for success, it drives the admins wild!
>Still doesn't admit to his actual harm provoking the disarms and escalating it further from there
>Statute of limitations is 30 minutes
Stay shit yahir. :^)
It has one use worth. Dunno if yo ucan refill it, never tried.
Yahir did literally nothing wrong. Punch therapy approved by 15/6 CMO's polled. Attack your patients instead of using the scanner then attack them more when they try to protect themselves. This is the new professional doctor.
>Griefing for no reason is an IC issue
>Still fails to see anything wrong with what he did
Yahir is incapable of doing anything wrong. I for one support our grey metaclub overlord.
stay upset that Im not permabanned because you disagree with me as a person.
>for no reason
I hit him 3 times unarmed for not responding to a question I asked him 4 times then proceeded to warn him "hey if you dont answer I will hit you alright" , he proceeded to sperg out at me because he wasnt paying any attention and disarm spam me while also hitting me while I was down multiple times until the CMO had to lull him to sleep himself to get the kid to stop.
alright buddy, sure thing
Personally I like Yahir.
One upon a time I was a fresh chemist and he was the cmo.
When I mentioned that I was new he helped while role playing a strict cmo.
I learned lots from him during that time.
However later in the round a mob came in took him and apperently ripped him apart or something along those lines.
Personally I think it would be best for him to not static name for a little to get all of these people off his back for a while.
Yahir did nothing wrong. Yahir never does anything wrong. Literally. The fact that you got banned for what you did MUST mean the admin messed up. There literally can't be any other way.
These are the symptoms of a delusional person.
You are supposedly good at Medical
1) Have you never had to deal with a guy with a broken hand without knowing what hand was broken, because that happens to me more often than not with miners, which ends up in
2) Did you at no point consider dragging them to the body scanner, it's not like you even need to stop dragging them at any point, and
3) How the hell are you not used to people AFKing during surgeries, you should just take it as a fact already, they have nothing else to do.
These three points are things you immediately learn somewhere between your second and third surgery.
Did you just never learn them, did you forget them, or did you ignore them?
I had drank a lot of coffee right before I came home and played the round in which I got banned so I literally couldn't sleep for around 30 or so hours and I mainly did it just so that I could pass some time.
nice b8 m8
>Punch him repeatedly
>Instead of using shakes or the scanner
>He comes back from alt-tabbing to find himself under attack, does what any reasonable spaghetti-man would do and disarm spams
>You punch him more
>Threaten to cut his hand off
>Wrench him six fucking times
>Disposal him with a still broken hand you refused to make sure was fixed by oh I dunno, using the body scanner on your way to disposal him where he needs assistance or powergaming to get out of where he falls victim to a rad storm
>All of this is the direct result of your decision to refuse to do the sane thing like use shakes or the body scanner to get the info
>You've done nothing wrong, we just disagree with you as a person that's it
PUNCH THERAPY IS THE FUTURE GUYS, YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND! HE'S HEALING MAN, HE'S HEALING IT!
I mean if you go afk, and don't say so in LOOC, and a player hits you for not responding then he's not in the wrong for hitting you. You gave them no heads up you would be AFK.
The situation can obviously be handled better, but I certainly wouldn't ahelp anything short of murder, and if I died while afk I certainly wouldn't ahelp it because when you go AFK in space your body is pretty much forfeit for the duration.
Yeah, his toxic passive aggressive dindu attitude in the appeal was repulsive.
>>Banning Admin: My banning admin was SerWind, one of the newer admins for a total of 24 hours at 11:14pm.
>one of the newer admins
>>Reason why you believe you were banned: SerWind did not thoroughly collect evidence and banned me on the words of someone who did not witness the incident and someone who was upset with me for being the other half of the incident.
>SerWind did not thoroughly collect evidence
a one day ban is a ban. A warning is a warning.
>it's all just one person
>I don't think this situation warrants a whole day ban if anything more than a warning
He is a newer admin, do you expect everyone to know all the new admins that celt trained?
And even SerWind admitted that he didnt see the entire story and believed that I had killed MacGregor. He wasnt aware that MacGregor got out of disposals, got healed to full health after the radstorm, went to get his hand fixed for a second time, then went to science to show me his paper saying his hand was broken then died due to wizards in the chapel.
All SerWind knew at the time of the ahelps is "Yahir beat the shit out of me and hes not an antag also Im dead"
>Shakes do just as well at grabbing attention but don't cause harm or provoke a fight or flight response
>Body scanner is right fucking there
>Nah, I'll punch him cause... Cause... Ayy Lmao!
>Use his defence of his body which you are harming as justification to harm and grief him further
this is the result of letting greys aboard nanotrasen stations. Greys are unsuitable for employment and should be sprayed away at the crews earliest convenience.
But people other than him (who might not even have been there or read the ban thread) are agreeing the ban was justified. He deserves what I say he deserves. What kind of argument is that?
Also, ingame shittery does add up, or so I hope.
>Yahir had to stay awake some ~30 hours without playing space
>all that built up anger is unleashing now that the ban is gone
Shit, I think I'll be setting up ghetto medbays for the next few days for everyone who doesn't want to set foot in the real medbay.
I'm not talking about who done ahelp who and who is justified in done whacking who.
I'm talking about how the fuck do you come to this situation as somebody allegedly experienced in Medical.
>I mean if you go afk, and don't say so in LOOC, and a player hits you for not responding then he's not in the wrong for hitting you. You gave them no heads up you would be AFK.
People go AFK during most surgeries I do, they don't give any warning. It's a way of life, you need to get used to it and you need to actually come to appreciate that it's a good thing because you just leave them braindead by the desk without having to deal with them anymore. You don't need a single input from them at any point of the surgery.
>then he's not in the wrong for hitting you
The only situation where a doctor is in "the right" to whack away is if the clown or a greyshit are intentionally being an obstacle, or if someone is a confirmed antag. You are not in "the right" for whacking a surgery patient over pretty much nothing and I have no idea why would you ever think this could possibly end in something good.
Again, this is all stuff you learn between your second and third surgery.
It hasn't. him actually getting a ban for it is rare as fuck. Even more so, when he gets ahelped for these sorts of things he rarely gets notes for it even when he was in the wrong so a notes perma is unlikely. Best start observing and collecting logs to paint a picture of his shitlery
who decided to make the forums so autistic
It mainly seems to just be the Scientist who broke in twice and I had to kill to stop trying to break in and attack me for MacGregor screaming I was trying to kill him.
When I had this ban thing posted in the thread none of the players seemed to enter to say "No, he deserves to remain banned for these reasons". You know what those players who said shit like "Oh he deserves a jobban, he deserves a permaban" were? They were hiding behind the veil of anonymity too afraid to put a face behind their opinions.
Follow the next chapter in Punch Therapy III: I can grief you as a doctor for no reason at all when you come for medical treatment for a legimate medical problem as long as I don't kill you
>Have to kill other Vox
>Grab explosive implant because never used it (Used to goon microbomb)
>Walk over, alluh ackbar, I gib, they dont
m-muh valids.. Never trying that again
I got to learn how to not be a shit cultist with Sawbones and Chip
>wanting an admin banned
Regardless medbay was really fucked up, so I personally had set up cryo with just clonex and cryox since we had zero medicine and 4 people bombed. Guess he didn't know it lacked rye.
I've still never lost a melee fight while using the rolling pin
It deals half the damage of the fire axe, but that's OK because you only need to get through half your target's health before you can just wreck their shit forever
>Sawbones is both cultist and traitor
>Gib him early in the round after he goes postal
>End of the round lists him as ALIVE, people who were tasked to kill him are listed as FAILED. He's listed as failed to escape alive on shuttle.
>get cloned after the assassination attempt, my killer isn't
>sec comes in with a broken hand due to pda bombs
>slip a note stating that my target is a traitor in his pocket
>he leaves after being healed
I wonder if that mattered.
I brought the note to the detective when I realized it was in my pockets, and he couldn't find prints on it. I was suspicious of how it got there in the first place, but nothing came of it.
>Learn that you can Convert xenomorphs
So what if.. you convert a queen, and it lays eggs are the babies gonna be cultist too?
Here's a little prostrat:
farting on a bible completely annihilates everything on the same tile. All you have to do is taze your target, run on top of them with a bible and fart on it. Perfect double traitor round
I don't think so but you'd have to look in the code. The xenos are supposed to listen to the queen so you can just ahelp and get revived if one of them resists the culting when ordered.
it would eventually end up the same
why bother, just let it die
>go to library for an instruction manual on CPR so I can properly be trained and perform it
>shelves are full of porn
>ask librarian for actual books
>she tells me no
> S H E
WHY DO YOU PEOPLE HAVE TO SHITPOST ABOUT PLAYERS IN THE THREAD SO MUCH?
I'M SICK AND TIRED OF TWO FAGGOTS SAME-FAGGING TRYING TO GET PEOPLE BANNED FOR PLAYING THE GAME OFTEN.
FUCK YOU PEOPLE
that's why we need to perma him. It's for the good of the whole server, since it's not going to survive so long as we have notable individuals to shitpost about.
remove him like we did petnavi and the buzz will die down.
I agree, the drama bullshit gets old real fast.
How are you supposed to even know who these ckeys are ingame without being an admin anyway? 99% of the keys that get mentioned here mean absolutely nothing to me.
You need to shut the fuck up. Yahir is a better doctor than greytide mcstealsyourshit and that's all there is.
Cry more you little faggots, yahir isn't going to get banned because you're 14 and can't handle not getting your way.
Literally nobody cares about you, who you are, or what you want to happen to the server, 2hotdogs.
Most people use character names, if you change your name the shitposting goes away instantly.
i'm the one yahir tries to say is out to get him, I legitamitely haven't been posting about him in the past like three days until last night. apparently someone else wants him banned, or hes false flagging.
permaban isn't even what I would want, just ban him from fucking medical.
>tfw half of the posts claiming or implying to be me happen while im at work
>tfw the other half happen when im asleep
your autistic and don't know medbay either. also I change my name constantly and you people still ride my dick.
Let's just merge science and medical into one department so Science can either clone or borg someone, and they will actually deliver supplies to chemistry and surgery since you'll print what you need and be on your way.
Putting Virology and Xenobiology right next to each other would also create a singularity of autism nobody would dare enter unless Xenos were declared.
Medbay was a mistake.
>I just want to ban him from medical
That is a permaban though
a partial one, but still permanent.
>wanting to ban a sad cunt from the only thing he can enjoy
>but it's okay, he can still play the game and be tormented by what he can't do :^)
I've literally had Yahir never harm me, possibly because I don't run around fucking myself up and having to rely on him for aid in medbay, or rather when I do get fucked up I can generally fix it myself.
>Y-YAHIR ALWAYS PLAYS ASSISTANT! HE NEVER PLAYS MEDICAL ANYWAY!
>Y-YAHIR CAN ONLY ENJOY MEDICAL SO ITS OKAY IF HE BREAKS THE RULES!
fuck you, his enjoyment is not our job. I obey the rules, you obey the rules, he obeys the rules. its not a difficult concept.
When did this server become full of crybaby boo-hoo badge holders?
You are all spoiled, it used to be much much worse, nothing yahir has done even comes close to true shittery.
it's true actually.
>being a dumbass
>smoke myself to crit
>run to medbay
>drop dead in front of yahir
>he fixes me up without cryo or cloning
>back to blazing it in a minute or two with all my gear
because we have whittled away all the actual shitters and are grasping at straws to keep the perpetual boogyman train rolling like it has been since we began having these threads
Post scary yahir stories
I will post one of my scariest
>go into medbay
>he heals me
It was fucking terrifying! When will this madman be stopped?!
>Plays med as his angry bitter cunt levels rise
>This time it blew out in punching, wrenching and threatening to remove the hand of a guy instead of shaking him up or using the body scanner
>It'll repeat again in around 2 weeks
People who never asked to be griefed shouldn't suffer cause xevonix is an unstable psychopath.
Then level the field. Where can I get my badge that lets me fuck people up for no reason at all. I need a limbless grey fuckpuppet named yahir. Remember, I didn't kill him so it's all good guys. :^)
>Electrocute myself almost to crit while hacking with no gloves
>Slowly crawl into medbay
>Body goes limp
>Yahir helps me up
>Drag myself into the sleeper
>Yahir takes me out
>Tell him to heal me
>He puts me back in and gives me 10u Dermaline
>Can now go back to doing nothing and getting myself killed again
>some assistant tailgates all the way in to surgery and steals a circular saw
>disarm him to get it back, he saws me in the head and I almost bleed out
>yahir kills him
Jesus this fucking madman I swear, ban when? The big bad metaclub is very real and the admin conspiracy to have everyone banned that isnt in the metaclub is REAL!1!111!
>i-if you can't name people off the top of your head right now he din du nuffin!
>three threads so far of people posting logs of him while simulatinious complaining about his bad habbits
>im not even the one you were talking to.
I don't even know about that
i'm not that guy, but if you all wanna change the arguments for your metabuddy for 3 days im gonna call you on it. every single time you lose an argument you move the goals. ACCEPT RESPONSIBILITY FOR ONCE YAHIR.
>shouting poor debate tactics like it's an argument
you're like those kids who think they're hot shit because they can scream "AD HOMINEN" at anyone who questions their judgement and magically "win'.
>Alt-tabbed during surgery
>Comes back to being punched instead of being shaken up or body scanned
>Tries to defend himself
>Threatened with hand amputation
>Wrenched 6 times
>Dragged further than the distance to the lobby doors, past the body scanner that would alert yahir he didn't even fix the hand to disposal him into an area he has no access to purely out of spite of a man who was trying to defend himself and get help for an entirely unprovoked and unecessary series of attacks and threats.
>the patient is the faggot
>everyone who disagrees with me is the metaclub!
So what, are you just too lazy to look through the public server logs for moments when Yahir has griffed people to make your case that he's a public enemy? You'd rather shitpost with dregs and samefags than actually make try to present any sort of case against him?
Remove non Raider Vox
Ack's been cracked
HUMAN PRIDE STATION WIDE
No, seriously. Half the fucking thread is either for or against alien races, or ASIMOV arguing. Human only would remove so much shitposting.