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Animals online when? edition
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>>128417520
>Crews for GTA:O
Join a crew by clicking link below, then posting your SC name and crew you want to join in the thread.
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/pc_gtag (PC only)
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gta_general_vg (all)
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_community (PS4)
Other crews: http://pastebin.com/GtsCr3VL (embed)
>Steam Group - No heterosexuals allowed
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/gtagonlinevg
>Thread archive
Pre split
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/gtag/type/op/
Current
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/gtaog/type/op/
>GTA:O Unlocks by Rank
http://pastebin.com/bAr3Q5sT (embed)
>Lap time comparison for every fully upgraded GTA:O vehicle
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1nQND3ikiLzS3Ij9kuV-rVkRtoYetb79c52JWyafb4m4
>Graphics settings guides for GTA V
http://www.gamersnexus.net/game-bench/1909-gta-v-graphics-optimization-guide
http://www.geforce.com/whats-new/guides/grand-theft-auto-v-pc-graphics-and-performance-guide
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Niggers.
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Who /gtag/ here?
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>>128574740
Me.
Trying to get a low rider
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>>128574740
I play only GTA: Online
It's a superb game.
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https://support.rockstargames.com/hc/communities/public/questions/206838578-Skins-editor-project-in-GTAONLINE-FLOCKINGPROJECT-
IT COULD HAPPEN
BELIEVE
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V
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>>128575202
Yeah no, that's too much work for C*
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Jens is cute
CUTE
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xth for how to get the duffel bag
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>No low rider horn for:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIw-_JM90EY
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Post a better Warrener.
Oh, wait. You can't.
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>>128575581
Read the previous thread
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Benny is the new billionaire of los santos
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>>128574740
yes
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>>128575821
Nether can you.
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>>128574740
Not me, and I'm sick and tired of playing with randoms. Can tekwerk get an inv to the PC gulag?
>>128575202
>I may see Princess Robot Bubblegum itasha in my lifetime
Finally a color scheme for the Elegy I never drive.
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>>128576190
wtf
what menu?
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>>128576282
menyoo
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>>128576190
>russian leaves
of course
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To what extent and for how long would I be getting rekt if I decided to pick up GTAO with a new character?
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>>128577136
Do you have lube ready?
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>>128577136
Not very long if you get a grasp of the very simplistic shooting mechanics.
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>>128577136
You'll have very little in the way of long range countersniper capability. Other than that if you're semidecent at shooters you'll be fine.
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Anyone up for a little crew session or something? I'm getting kinda tired of random shitters and skiddies.
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>>128577136
You'll be angry because you are poor and have to unlock everything
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Any modders on and could one of you drop me some cash?
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This game needs more Porsches.
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>>128576190
SCTV is an admin only feature. Each sever has extra slots for admins to join. While in SCTV you appear to be invisible and it's used to spectate players. The only thing controlling this is a DLC flag that can be easily set within a menu. Setting the flag also unlocks the Rockstar shirts and some special creator settings that aren't interesting.
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>>128578361
you can get ban for asking modders for cash now
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>one of the most customizable muscle cars in the game
>can't find a color scheme that I don't hate
What's a good combo for the Sabre GT? I can't make one that I want to keep in my garage for the fucking life of me.
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>>128579208
If you can't take it to bennies then it's not the most customizable muscle car
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>>128579208
Lime green primary and black secondary
Saw a Cutlass with that IRL and it looked really nice. Worth a shot at least.
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>>128579208
how about no combos and just a single color nigger
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>>128579208
Get rid of that disgusting chin spoiler.
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do you need an apartment at eclipse towers to be a heist leader? i traded it in for one on integrity way and i cant start any heists
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>>128572667
Still need one?
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>>128579957
Any old high end apartment will do and you need to get an invite from the dumb NPC.
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>>128579957
It just has to be a high-end apartment with a heist planning room.
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>rolling
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>>128575821
shitposting aside, the best warrener was done back on old gen
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>>128581064
rolling for russell
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>>128581064
Roll
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>>128579517
i endorse this post
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>>128581064
Renee is the best. Debate me.
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Would the people of the crew be alright with me opening up a crew only session every time I get online and then send everyone an invite?
That shit can get annoying, so I'm asking.
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Are there good ways to get money that don't involve grinding LSC / Titan /PacStan over and over again?
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>>128582283
Play the game
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>>128576129
Get outta here with your fugly hipster chicks.
Post senior citizens instead.
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>>128582429
Your computer seems to be older than your character.
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>>128582283
best thing you could do in addition to that is selling cars every 48 minutes. I suggest getting the modded sentinels near eclipse towers since they're easy to grind. for more information visit www.google.com
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>>128582429
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>>128582429
>not liking hipster chicks
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>>128582792
gross
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>>128582782
SMUG
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>>128581064
kek rollin
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>>128581064
Memes
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>>128582429
It appears you are the hipster here, trying to go against the stream of making meh trannie characters.
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>>128583259
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>join crew session
>spawn in bed
>check map to see whats going on
>Huge fucking melee of players in downtown
>GTAG right in the middle
I'm cheering you guys on
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>literally blew almost a million on some stupid benis modifications for no reason and now im broke again.
just kill me famiglia
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>>128581064
role
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>>128582429
ugh i hate how inconsistent textures are on normal, about 60% of the game looks alright but it's littered with horrible blurry shit here and there. so glad i upgraded my card
big fan of your character though
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>>128581064
Rolling for Rebekah
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>>128583352
>paying for pseudo-gangster cars when you aren't a playa
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>>128583532
>get the transgender
/GTAG/ to real now
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>tfw game crashes/script kiddie makes you crash
was fun while it lasted, Elardi
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>>128583512
Samefagging so hard I am cringing
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>>128581064
Linda is pretty
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>>128583786
Same. Fun playing M0ex
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>>128584114
it was the perfect shitfest and then ofc some script kiddie has to ruin it again
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>>128584203
Normal day on GTA. One of the best Melees I've been a part of for a long time though.
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>>128584203
I have a theory that skiddies who blow servers are bored with the game and 80% of them will move on to another game at some point. Until then I downloaded a menu with good anti-crash features as well as the option to crash the fucks myself. Menu responsibly
t. merk
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>>128582429
BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL
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Anyone willing to try out my race map?
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/member/Detective_Hacc/games/gtav/jobs/job/lM9FpZ2am06AsiTYETIAaA?platformId=8
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>>128585579
I'll join you after I finish up a PacStan finale. The people I'm with are fairly competent so I have a feeling it should go quickly. I'll message you when I'm ready.
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>>128584540
careful which one though, R* banwaved a load of people earlier.
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>>128584540
pretty sure infamous and jordan's menu is detected
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Who /banned/ here?
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>>128575821
It's time
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>>128587267
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>You have been banned until 1/24/2016
How? I never spawned money with Jordan's menu. I only did the 10 mil race tuneable and then deposited the money into my bank account.
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>>128587496
You're right, it needs more exhaust.
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>>128587203
Feels good not being banned. so I can still climb shit.
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>>128587565
umm.... maybe because.... you cheated?
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>>128587612
Needs moretaste
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>>128587565
>I never spawned money
>I just gave myself money
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>>128587565
>cheats
>cry about being banned
Cheaters, not even once.
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>>128587837
>he doesn't like bosozoku
That's just plain uncultured.
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>>128587565
>i dindu nuffin
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>>128587565
>I only did the 10 mil race tuneable and then deposited the money into my bank account.
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>>128588037
This looks more like a musical instrument than an actual car.
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>>128587565
>mfw warned people about ingame commands raising hidden flags
>mfw they did raise flags
>mfw anticipated a banwave solely on the hidden flags
>mfw it actually banned people over flags
some retard dropped 700k on me yesterday, and i jumped to SP
I come back just now and i still have mein moolah
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>>128587203
our leader is banned?
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>>128588156
Sounds like one too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rp2mlyP3bgI
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>>128588225
>trigger high earner flag by making 15 fucking million
>surprised you get caught
loling
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>>128587203
Well shit. See you fags in two weeks.I was in the back of that van with you Nessi, it was fun until I crashed
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>>128588225
You're so smart, my dear Nessi.
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>>128588225
You can do it Nessi. You can make you character not look like shit.
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>>128588008
>cry
Who's crying??
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who /menyoo/ here?
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>>128588341
if mad max was set in japan, this is what all the cars would look like.
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>Ban Wave hits and none of the godmode assholes are playing the game anymore.
Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSJbYWPEaxw
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>>128588468
Why can't I hold all these cheaters
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>>128588468
Please don't come back faggot.
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>tfw banwave
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THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsnXeQDqOOg
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>>128588468
>he got banned for crashing menuskiddies who are crash happy
funny how this works
>Officer I shot him because he broke into my house, i was defending myself! he had a gun!
>officer: you still killed a person lol arrested
>>128588562she is perfect for me :^)
>>128588534
I clearly posted an SS thread showing that most menu craps log people, especially anything around money.
Also, Infamous and Jordans menus got toggables set to on by default, which is why menyoo faggots barely got touched
>>128588369
>me
>banned
lmao, im smart :^)I dont menu
>>128588234
>our leader
>opiate plays on PS4
>PS4 leader is callmeqt
yea i hope he is banned
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Post outfits
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>>128589218
I was agreeing with you desu
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>>128587267
Thanks doc
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>>128589218
Yeah I don't get it really, but hey ho at least It's only for a couple of weeks. Might mean I actually get stuff done for once.
I suppose I did go around giving crew 10's of millions via race tunables too so I guess I deserved it.
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>>128589218
>she is perfect for me :^)
>our Dear Leader will never look adequate
The future of the People Republic of /gtag/ looks grim.
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>>128581064
Rawl
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>>128587565
Don't put money in the bank, always have it cash when having it with a menu. With banking it, for some reason they detect it faster. This is well known actually.
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>>128590175
Fuck. You think it will all be gone?
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Comfy on these levels, will have to wait for a long time.
Snow sessions when?
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>>128589410
>Heavy
>Flight Heavy
>Heavy Flight
>Heavy Black
>Heavy Ballistic
>Heavy Gas
>Heavy
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>>128590464
Next yearnever
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>>128590461
Probably. They seem to leave $20k though.
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>>128590526
DON'T JUDGE ME
I HAVEN'T HAD TIME TO PROPERLY NAME THEM
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>>128590464
That's not a Kalahari.
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>>128590895
It does actually happen.
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Who's your radio waifu?Non-Stop Pop's Kara sounds cute.
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>>128591738She is and I love her manly face.
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>>128591983
I'm droppin' loads like nick manning
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>>128591738
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>>128591983
Why the hell is that hot as fuck to me?
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>>128589410
the tucked in pants look retarded
consider different footwear
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>>128593172
because she's hot? you might like lake belle too
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>>128593172
>>128594067It's the eyebrows.
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>>128591738
>>128591738
>>128591738
The first woman I ever jerked off to.
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>>128581064
Jonald is that you?
>Please take me home, I hate this place.
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>>128581064
>rolling
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>>128594332
morgan webb is hot as fuck too
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>>128581064
>all those decent looking criminal girls
I'd like to think they trade sex to the guard for extra toilet paper or desert items or something.
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>>128588468
>>128587565
>>128587203
Same here, caught a ban for spawning myself about 8 mil over the course of 2 weeks.
Shit sux but oh well, I've already got the cars and weapons I want. And I was looking for an excuse to burn through the singleplayer anyway.
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>>128596641
Okay, now this is legitimately awesome.
I, for the most part, admonish the use of any menus, but I loved this.
Brings me back to when Gmod was the shit.
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>mfw I realize that the Steam version of GTA III and Vice City I own are actually censored
Back to GTAO I guess.
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>>128596641
the question iiiiis
are you banned, mate?
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>>128597076
does steam censor duke nukem?
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>>128597076
They also removed some songs from SA in the steam version.
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>>128597124
yes :(
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>>128597432
no fun allowed
cya on the 24th?
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>>128597432
Good
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>>128597432
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>>128597202
That was a bit different though but still shitty as fuck. Downgrading other versions because you want to release a new shitty port on Xbox 360 was dick move from Rockstar.
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>>128597683
such is life as a PCuck
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Hey gtaog, I heard you like no-arms girls.
Well I'm here to take over completely. I'm your queen now.
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>>128598524
don't h8
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>>128598351
I don't even get why people would want no arms or whatever
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>Plastic surgery update
>completely updates character creation to be not shit
>Adds plastic surgery to every hospital
>Ability for females to change their body type.
>Boob jobs, making yourself more muscular, make yourself shorter or taller. (Within reason)
>Males can now be anywhere from buff as a mother fucker to an underground nerd boy that looks like he's never lifted a pound in his life.
>Mass uproar complaining about changed hitboxes.
This is why we can't have nice things.
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>>128589410
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post yachts
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>>128598967
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>>128599223
I've already seen that pic
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>>128598351
>>128598594
>menuing arms off
cheating t b h
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>randomly get invited to pakistan bikes prep mission
>accept
>all players are high level
>nobody dies, finish in no time
>actual heist
>20% cut
>kuruma abuse
>didn't lose a single shekel on the way to the boat
quickest cash I've ever made. why can't it always be like that?
doing the heist on bikes is still more fun but losing money sucks.
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>>128599223
typical yacht activities.jpg
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>>128599348
I need to name it something pretentious.
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>>128599387
Not menuing. This is a glitch. Why do people call hacks on everything unusual?
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>>128599504
there you go>>128599471
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>>128599619
That'll do
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So... looks like they didn't get all of the menu shitters.
Just had a rank 4441 in god mode ruin an event for the whole session.
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>>128599792
Such is life in Los Santos
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>>128577136
>>128577251
>>128577319
This. I started a new character and right out of the gate I killed three guys with the basic pistol without dying. The lack of health is a huge kick in the ass though, you have to be REALLY sneaky and not just engage people in the open because the average player has at least 40hp more than you and can easily win wars of attrition with AR's. Snipers one-shot you until at least lv 40 if not more.
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>>128599504
name her "Pretentious"
I think it costs like 250k though from reading seom online posts
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>>128599504
>>128599619
>>128599707
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Is there any hope of getting good enough with the first person mode (While walking only, and third person cover turned on) that I can do well against people in third person, or is this game really not meant to be played as an FPS?
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>>128600942
>is this game really not meant to be played as an FPS?
You got it.
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>>128599593
Because it's really easy to menu shit off, and most of the armless glitches out there leave you with the fail-safe gray tank top. I presume you used the yacht hot tub?
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>>128600942
the game is only fair if everyone is fist person
don't even bother with missions/heists in first person because the cpu is using auto aim and will hit you every second
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>>128600942
>FPS only lobbies
When, R*, when?
I know this would just further fracture the already slimming playerbase, but it needs to happen.
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>>128600942
you'll definitely beat someone in a sniper battle that's for sure
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Why does it cost like $1.5mil to modify a low rider?
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>>128600942
>fly helicopters in first person already
>this would only make me better
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>used Jordan's menu to level up and unlock some shit
>away for the weekend
>can still log into SC but unsure if bannu'd
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>>128602338
>leveling up
your done for kid
should have just used infamous for just little things
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>>128601196
Nope. No yacht needed.
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>>128602254
Because shark cards goy
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good game fellow memers who ran the memetrain on those randos. you know who you are, thanks for the fun game
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Every time I try to go into bennys with a compatible car it just doesn't load the store. It stops my car like it's going to then just let's me drive around in the shop until I leave. Anyone know why it's doing that? I just want a lowrider...
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>>128602702
>it will cost me £65 to get $8 million
Fucking hell Rockstar. And people wonder why menus are a thing
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he keeps staring at me, do i report him?
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>>128603212
Try again in a new session.
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>>128602512
Fuck it, worth it to get my shit back.
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>>128603971
More like you keep staring at him.
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>>128603971
Yes
t. Burger
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>>128602574
Well I'm calling bullshit until proven otherwise.
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>>128604215
stop being rude before I run you over
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>>128604521
Good luck getting me up here
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>>128604521
>TFW monster trucks are shit because no bulletproof tyres
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I know a place at the edge of the Red Light District where we can lay low, but my hands are all messed up, so you better drive, brotha.
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>>128604753
>Valkyrie
so good luck getting you when you're in my chopper?
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>>128603971
>>128604521
Here's your attention.
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>>128605314
I don't see your name on it, nigga.
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>that anon that called it a Countach
its a DiTomaso Pantera mein negger
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>>128605349
Thanks, I feel like a champion right now.faggot
>>128605362
You'll see it when i play frogger with you
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>>128605876
Nobody cares, autism/o/
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>>128605876
There is no Countach in that picture right?
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>>128605876
>>128605876
I want more Porsches in the game. They're so criminally underrepresented in GTA it's ridiculous.
There's like 6 different Ferrari's, but only one Porsche that you can't remove the wing from.
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>>128606758
>TFW no Spyder 550 Sports Classic
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>>128606118
there is not, but if they were to put something like the Pantera in GTAO, it'd be a combo of the two
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>>128606758
>R* adding cars from a Nazi tank manufacturer that used Semite slave labor
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>>128607628
muh dik
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>>128607678
nazi mercedes when?
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>>128608313
Vote it up. It's our only hope.
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>>128608313
>>128608883
Forgot the link
https://support.rockstargames.com/hc/communities/public/questions/206838578-Skins-editor-project-in-GTAONLINE-FLOCKINGPROJECT-
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Is there currently any way to permanently get a cargobob?
I wasn't around when you could still buy it.
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>>128608883
They don't care and they're not gonna do it. They'll just do the same thing they did last time something trended for too long. Dump all the comments and disable the trending ability.
>>
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>>128609285
I wonder, can people who bought it still summon it or they just dumped millions into the trash?
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>>128609598
Can't call it in anymore. It's a little bit bullshit.
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>>128609598
I still own it and it only cost 370,000. It was at its SP price because the page that wasn't supposed to be there was never inflated for GTAO fuxbux.
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>Guy joins and starts teleporting around, using god mode, and generally being a dick to people.
>He's rank 4441
>LOL WAT
>Basically everyone in the session reports him
>A fucking ROCKSTAR EMPLOYEE joins the session
>"Yep. Enjoy your ban."
>Bans him
>We all say thank you
>"No problem. Enjoy the game."
>Logs off
Holy shit.
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>>128609746
>>128609598
Correction. It was 185,000. It was so cheap anyone could afford it.
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>>128609598
>>128609681
The fuck you talkin bout, home nugget?
I can call mine any time.
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>Finish a heist set up with a bro and two pubs
>We hop in my van and one of the pubs jumps in the back
>He starts shooting cops randomly and laughing like he's the prank master
>Set vehicle permissions to friends only
>Accuses me of hacking
Are people seriously this unaware of things like this?
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Has Rockstar ever released a player count for this game?
I'd be interested to see which platform has the most players.
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>>128609993
Can confirm. Just happened to me too.
Looks like they're going full ham now.
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>>128610456
33 millions apparently.
Source: old IGN article.
http://ca.ign.com/articles/2014/11/13/gta-online-stats-reveal-over-33-million-players-in-224-countries
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>>128610726
Neat.
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Been gone for a while.
Is everyone still driving around in Kurumas and Zennys?
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>>128581138
lose the custom tyres tho
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>>128607628
>it's probably going to be a sports car/sports classic (the fastest in its rank)
>it's probably going to be more than GTA$1M
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>>128610726
>top 5 owned helicopters
>cargobob
fuck you, rockstar.
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Why is there a burning bush under Mt. Chilliad?
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>>128579208
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>>128611998
It's trying to talk to you.
The Phoenix looks pretty clean when you glitch the spoiler off.
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>>128574484
Requesting to join pc gtag.
SC: Upourgos
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who is the cutest of them all?
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>>128611998
It's Jesus.
Go through it.
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>>128612329Nessi
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>>128609993
post screenshots next time senpai
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>>128609670
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>>128612270
Gotcha
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>>128612329
None of them
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>>128611547
>more than $1mil
I'd gladly pay $3mil for a beefy sounding, fast sports classic Gorgonzola, especially if it resembled the Pantera primarily. It would need plenty of customization, seeing how "versatile" they are
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>>128612758
now fuse a futo with the smallest plane in the game and we'll be square
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>>128613471
>it will have few distinguished visual mods
>2, specifically
>one is the spoiler and the other is body kit
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Has anything been datamined on the a new update?
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>>128613871
kek
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>>128581064
yes
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>>128614296
people believe we may be getting some SP DLC because of that Shawn Fonteno guy
all the youtube faggots have been raving about some possible IV-related DLC for both SP and MP
something about going back to Liberty City although why would you want to do that
i mean all the old cool interiors would probably be gutted and the only things that could be properly updated are trivial things (the skyline, some textures, missions, all shit IV probably does better with mods anyway)
if it's anything it'll be a part of LC and you'll only be there for a short while before you get bored again
so yeah that's about it
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>>128615015
>that pic
nessichroniclesbadend.jpg
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>>128615015
What the fuck is going on in that picture?
Also, spoiler on this? Y/N?
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>>128615742
If you must ask, no.
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>>128615742
do you want your car to look good? never
do you want your car to perform slightly better and look like shit? yes
should you ever have chrome as a main paint for car? no
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>>128615742
If you really need to have a spoiler, just remove that shitty GT wing and go for a low-end one.
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>>128616003
>>128615796
>>128616094
Spoiler's gone.
Also, that's not Chrome. It's a brushed metal with a white pearl.
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>>128615742
I suppose youre going for pic related? then yes
>>128616003
>chrome
its one of the metals, not chrome
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>>128616740
Wasn't the exact picture, but that's close enough.
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>>128597432
What menu did you use?
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>mfw I still haven't the non-gold metal colors
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>>128609993
Dam a win for the small guy
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Trying to fill out a 6 car garage with muscle cars only
Got a Dominator, Tampa, Ruiner and a Sabre Turbo
What should be my last two cars?
no Phoenix garbage please
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Found a truck that was driven by a lost race of giants underwater.
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>>128617647
Dukes
Vigero
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>>128617647
Gauntlet is a must.
Maybe go Buccaneer for the last one.
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>go fast
>game stutters
>drops frames
>crash and burn
I want to go fast. But I cannot.
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>>128617793
you can't be serious with this shit
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>>128585579
Anyone try it yet? I'd actually love some criticism on this.
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>>128618064
You might want to try to get some fellow crew members to try it this Saturday.
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>haven't played for a week
>launch game
>load in to session
>immediately blown up in my garage
>close game
thanks for reading my blog
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>>128619074
I would but I'm banned so I can't try it myself.
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>>128617998
How can I do this? What menu?
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>>128619281
Menyousecret club do not share
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>>128619281$10 US
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>>128617647
Buccaneer and Hotknife
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>>128619281
Send a Shark Card code to me and I'll reveal the secrets of the universe to you.
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>>128617647
black on black muscle
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>>128618973
ded crew
ded game
ded life
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>>128620376ded you
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>>128620376
So I told Vanilla to sit down on the floor.. he actually did it the absolute madman hahahahaha
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>>128620153
Nothing tackier than a Matte Black car of any kind.
It's fine as a secondary, but as the primary color? No.
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>>128620674
>nothing tackier
I'm guessin' you've never seen all the lime green t20s with neon lights and jet size spoilers
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>>128620813
>t20s with jet size spoilers
okay bud
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>>128620813
>T20
>spoiler
what?
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>>128620813
>lime green
This color is only descent as Pearlescent with some colors. It's fucking shit most of the time.
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>>128620902
Thanks cunt now there's no point in me playing the game anymore now that I know that.
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>>128620879
>>128620902
pegassi, whatever. all the same shit anyway.
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>>128621038
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>>128621030
The T20 has a spoiler, it just retracts when you're below 40MPH.
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>>128620153
>racing tires on classic car
>tinted windows on classic car
>painted rims on classic car
>muscle rims on classic car
>matte paint on classic car
I don't think you could have fucked up any harder.
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>>128621038
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>>128621372
don't judge me, I play the game the way I want. I never point out all the 30 year old men playing virtual women, or the virgin betas they keep posting how much they love nessi.
no bully
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>>128594597
>cara delevigne
>woman
Pick one
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>>128621571
you bullied while saying no bully
doesnt work that way
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>>128621630
I'll pick Cara and you can't stop me faggot.
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BLURR THE GAME
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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>>128621630
I meant Pam Grier was the first woman I jerked of to.
If it wasn't for her, I don't know if I ever would've discovered my ebony fetish.
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>>128621863
>no crappy headgear.
Baby steps I guess...
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>>128621938
>ebony fetish
its only because you arent black, jackass
not everything needs fetish tacked on, especially since its closer to taboo.
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>>128622256
Found the black guy.
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>>128622256
>liking black women is a taboo
Not everyone live in Burgeristan.
Or a you from Tumblristan?
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>>128617647
You need a vigero, the handling will make you cum
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>>128621938
Pam Grier is sexy af my family.
Cara on the other hand, was born a man, to be honest.
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>>128622908
If this is a man then I'm gay for Cara.
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>>128622639
I just got one, it's really good. Not too fast but yeah, the handling makes up for it.
This is how it's looking. Need one more muscle car. Not gauntlet, phoenix or bucc.
Was thinking about the Blade. Anyone got opinions on it?
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>>128623092
she lookin' trashy, bruh. and I love how she wanted the shaved side look, but not committed enough to actually do it.
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>>128622639
It's fun stock provided you keep it under control, but isn't it even worse than the Buccaneer for losing rear wheel traction during sharp bends? The Bucc you can feather the throttle and grab the road again but the last Vigero I drove just spun wheels like crazy.
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>>128623245
Anons around here seem to have a good opinion about it. You may want to try it in single player first.
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>>128623245
blade is a really good car but the front being raised means it looks like a drag car and you can't fix that, so it it's not your thing, it's a deal breaker
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>>128623245
Blade is meh. Very nice handling at speed but it's a boat off the line.
>garage full of short-body coupes
>doesn't want a classic full size for variety
Well fuck I don't know, either a Buffalo S or a Hotknife.
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>>128622908
When I saw Jackie Brown in theaters for the first time, I thought I'd break down and start masturbating on the spot!
I could have, too. At the time, it seemed just as easy as cumming in a young girl's mouth!
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>>128624386
Oh, so we comfy now?
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>>128620376
truly ded
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>>128624849
of course, anon c:
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I need one more Super to finish off my Super garage.
Is the Voltic worth buying, or should I just wait till R* release the new FotM Super, and buy that one?
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>>128625494
Litteraly my favorite car
Godlike acceleration and handling
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>>128625635
It's handling is great, but the acceleration along with the top-speed isn't that great. Especially not anymore with the Osiris/T20 on the road.
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What's the best sports car for over-all customization?
I've fallen in love with my Jester, but there has to be something else like it.
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>>128626143
try an elegy
not kidding
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>>128626330
Already have one. It's alright, but I kept almost everything stock. I just didn't like the options.
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>>128626501
alright, your next best bet is massacro
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>>128627365
Honestly never owned one. I'll look into it. Thanks!
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Hey guys. Detective_Hacc here.
If any of you remember, I was the guy that said fuck it and spawned in $10,000,000 for myself. (Pic related.)
With the recent ban wave, I wanted to give you guys an update.
Not banned. Eat shit mother fuckers.
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I wonder if [IGN] members realize the rest of the community openly mocks their shitty crew and player quality.
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>>128627749
thanks for the update.
>>
>>128627835
Myself and two other /gtag/ invited a rando for a Prison Break setup, and we got the most stereotypically IGN faggot you could imagine. Drove an obnoxious kuruma, shitty driver and crashed constantly, crashed the bus, shitted on about how you could take a kuruma into the prison during the main heist (yes, really, that bad). We ribbed him for it mercilessly.
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>>128627749
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>>128628323
even if that were possible
>needing kuru for prison heist
I can't believe how bad some players are
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>>128625372
Taking some comfy night time pics in the mountains.
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Good god, remember these super fucking old over dramatic "Myth hunting" videos?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XrCt9D8zzQ
And almost every single one used the fucking X-files theme.
No wonder it's a meme now.
Still though I really wish there were myths like that nowadays. Unfortunately now with the advent of the internet no such things exist anymore.
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>>128628280
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>>128628870
aww, i miss these kind of things too. GTA SA had a lovely spoopiness to it, i particularly liked the 'ghost cars' that would spawn all banged up and roll down inclines and such. I wish gtao had more like this.
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post car(s) you'd like to see added to the game
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>come with me to the clothes shop she said
>it will be fun she said
yea, i'm having the time of my life here
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>>128631149
Wow. Great taste. I bet your favorite food is spaghetti-o's.
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>>128581064
rollan
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>>128631149
Vapid Uranus when?
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>>128631149
only best Mercedes ever built
>>
What is the most popular job type now? I keep trying to play deathmatch but no one seems to be interested in it :(
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>>128634168
>exiting freeroam to play deathmatch
confirmed fake and gay
>>
>>128633950
You're kidding, right? I mean it's perfect for GTA V for its "looks first, engineering second" approach, but if you think it's the best Mercedes ever made you're a fucking retard. Pretty much anything AMG have had a hand in since will tear strips off it.
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access codes?
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>>128634505
its a unicorn and you cant change that
>>
Friendly reminder that Nessi should get a trip so we can filter him.
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>>128634748
Eh, sure, it's a unicorn; an incontinent one with a slipped disc in its upper back, but it is one of a kind.
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>>128605186
looks literally nothing like the gta 3 kuruma
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>>128631149
these>>128605876
>and
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>>128635170
>up-armoured HMMWV
I like this. Give it the Insurgent's .50 gun and bullet resistant glass and make it a VIP vehicle. Give it very limited explosion resistance (i.e. vehicle catches fire but doesn't immediately explode) to balance out the massive gun and you've got a sort of glass cannon counterpart to the turreted limo.
>F-15
As much as I fucking love that jet, what would set it apart from the Lazer?
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Heh, who actually banned here until the 24th?
Funny enough, that's when my hamburger goes bad. Which I always feels like is a short time.
I think I'll actually reinstall SA:MP and go play that for a bit. Shit's gonna be fun.
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>>128635483
its an F14
>difference from Lazer
co pilot seat, would be faster than Lazer(higher top speed), YOU COULD FUCKING BUY IT...
and about the HMV, thats exact what I was thinking, but with the gun, I think it needs to be weaker than the Insurgent, but more powerful than the Combat MG with a higher fire rate.
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Banned until 24/1/16
I guess I can't say I didn't see it coming, I spawned around 20mil in one day.
Should've taken it slowly... Like I did my first time. I spawned 2mil over the course of 3 hours, a week passed and no ban. Maybe I would've gotten banned if it was in this wave but still I survived.
What do I lose now? Only the cash I had on me?
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>>128635860
RIO seat, not a co-pilot.
>>128635170
F-14 is extremely unlikely though. Even if they picked a real plane, the US doesn't have any anymore and they destroyed all the old ones. Only Iran has them now.
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>>128633950
this is a great model
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>>128635860
>its an F14
D'oh, my bad. Co-pilot seat is a great point, and could use the same manual targeting as the helos.
>provide Buzzard support on missions, rapid transit to objectives
>tfw someone takes control of the missiles and proceeds to be a complete shitter
>ignores you when you tell them to get off the missiles
>you can't ASSUME DIRECT CONTROL from their terrible aim
>you can't eject them because it's not a personal vehicle
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>>128636087
I hope you remembered
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You may only quote this post if your computer can take nicer looking screenshots than this
Not so fast, literally all of you
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Is anyone in /gtag/ handing out hackerbux at the moment?
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>>128636331
>RIO seat
could it be beneficial to change the way jets work in this game though? other than dropping dumb bombs, I cant think of anything they could do outside of using missile cam/IR and Thermal cams for airstrikes(in which a larger area is affected by the typical explosions)
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>>128636530
post T20s senpai
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>>128636797
yes, I am
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>>128636797
sent ;)
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I have an uninstallation question.
If I transferred my character over to the PC version and I uninstall the game.
What happens to that character?
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>>128639412
pretty sure it gets saved in R* servers for you to continue your progress if you wish in the future.
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>>128636087
Nah you would of been flagged for just using the menu rather than money spawning. It was Rockstar's ban wave that got you, my cash stats are fucked completely and I've never had a problem with bans until now.
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>mfw looking at all these banned nerds when i gave myself 25 mil and ranked myself up 20 times in the past week and didn't get banned
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>>128637307
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>banned for cheating in GTA:O
>find a mod that lets me modify the LoD and draw distance in GTA SA
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>>128640873
goat
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>>128640497
Would you mind telling us your SC?
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>>128639613
Okay, that's good, but can someone else confirm?
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>>128641278
>Widescreen fix
This shit looks fresh. Now to try it with a few more tweaks.
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>4 more kills to get green sniper skin
>have to go with the guilt and target some easy low level random
>chase down a crewless level 21 with a bounty
>could see he's scared shitless trying to run away
>execute him
>felt bad and gave him his $1000 bounty I got on him
>he offers me a ride and end up cruising along with him for a bit
Man, some people are just too pure for this game.
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>>128628280
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>>128641482
Wrong thread mate, this isn't /gtag/.
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Guys how to hack money and levels? I'm tired of grinding, I just wanna buy cars and clothes.
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>>128643034
>download a menu
>give yourself money and buy everything
>mod yourself to level 120 because theres nothing after that so dont bother
unless you wanna be seen as a modder in all the lobbies you go.
>get Banned for 10 days and never touch the
menu again
> find modders to give you cash after and get bored of the game and become an asshole killing everyone in the lobby.
>never play again
also if you give yourself cash might as well give back to your friends so they can enjoy there cash
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>>128643034
>I want to play the game without actually playing the game
just mod SP with all the online shit and play alone.
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anyone here have a hearse that can spawn me one on ps4?
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>>128644560
>hearse is good because it´s rare
i thought this shitty meme was dead
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>>128644560
sure, psn is kibukj, I'll be on in a second if you want to get it now.
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is the ruiner good?
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>>128644897
added you
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>>128644925
not the absolute best but it's at the top end
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Is there a way to play the online without hackers? I mean, is there a community of any sort?
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>wake up at 2:30am after falling asleep at 11:30pm and can't fall back asleep, laid in bed tossing and turning into now, 5:10am
I'm sure I suffer from insomnia, is anyone on to help me feel like dead shit with company?
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Why aren't you playing the better game during the duration of your ban?
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>>128645825
Cause I'm not banned.
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>>128635170
I can get both in singleplayer thanks to OpenIV
Fuck you shit meme multiplayer for kids.
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>>128645785
get some of these. I started taking them a year ago when I got mild tinnitus and had trouble staying asleep.
after 30 minutes you pass out and don't wake up for 8 hours.
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>>128646065
>tinnitus
I have that shit, it's hell. I have to sleep with a fan, total silence is just a buzzing nightmare.
I usually just abuse NyQuil to get to sleep when I need to, but I have none right now and shit's $10 for the brand name bottle.
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>>128646316
Get on fgt
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>>128646316
same. if not for this fan, I'd go crazy. first few months I wanted to off myself. would not wish this shit on my worst enemy.
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>>128646396(can't wake up)
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r8 my supervillain
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>>128646812
0/10
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>>128636718
GOD I MISS PS3 GRAPHICS :(
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Sssssoooo massive lawsuit on rockstar when? Online needs proper anticheat. At least skiddie or 3 per lobby.
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Currently inna taxi with a fellow /gtag/ near Paleto Bay
Oddly enough there is some activity around us
What do?
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>>128647227
get it started. I'll jump in if you lawyer up and actually get a case going.
if we're lucky they'll pay us to go away.
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>>128645785
>>128646065
I have it other way, I can't hardly get out of bed after waking up. Usually wake up after 5-6 hours of sleep and it's just so comfy I get back to sleep and tend to wake up every half an hour, it can go like that for next 6 hours or so. If there wasn't "you should sleep for so long" voice in my head I would just sleep for 12 hours a day.
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>>128640497
>got 100 million instantly (no picking up money bag bullshit) from some random hacker when playing on the PS3 around release time
>transferring over to PC and afk under a money bag fountain for a couple of hours
>gotten over a billion hackerbux and never even been warned or had any of it taken away
Transferred characters confirmed for ban-proof.
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>>128636490
I hate letting people in the co-pilot seat.
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>>128600942
GTAG does first person stuff from time to time, someone normally posts on here about making a lobby, normally the same guy.
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So /gtaog/, What are you running for GTA?
On a side note to fellow 970 users, how far about Nvidia's recommended settings have you pushed?
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>>128648153
>lie on the internet
>lie some more
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>>128609993
how do you tell its a R* employee?
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>>128610726
>Supercars most common
kinda defeats the point
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>>128623292
Models don't get much free will when it comes to permanent changes to their hairsyle.
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>>128648809
I remember a few days after ps3 launch I grinded violent duct like hell for a lime green vacca. Super proud of it since nobody had one at the time.
And then my character was deleted.
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>>128649069
>tfw this but with a Buzzard
Then davidstar memed mission replaying so you couldn't into easy dosh
Fucking kikes
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>>128649069
Akuma on PS3 launch was just retardedly fast compared to any other vehicle trying to catch up.Nothing has changed.
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>>128649069
i used to grind that one mission with the cargobob that was kinda the cheap alternative to rooftop rumble. Also bought my first supercar for that money which was the Entity.
Why did your character get deleted though?
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>>128649069
>And then my character was deleted.
the good old cloud service fucking up
what a clusterfuck it was
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>>128636530
I'm the guy you replied to. I bought only one T20, big mistake.
I wanted to log in today to spawn some more cash and buy all the T20's I could get but I was too late, already banned.
Well no worries, I got everything I ever wanted. All the vehicles, clothing etc. Next time I log I will only do missions and heists for ammo cash and that's all.
All I can hope for is that R* won't take away my shit EXCEPT the cash.
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>>128649661
you won't lose your apartments + cars
they're gonna strip your cash though, at least most of it
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Rate/Hate my all black tacticool operator garage.
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>>128647650
Call derrickmint, he's totally a legit lawyer.
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>>128649795
FBI /10
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>>128649790
Sounds cool.
Was a fun time though. It's basically like a real heist except we got jailed for one week and keep our treasures. I guess Rockstar can't say it isn't fair, I remember retrying the prison heist finale around 6 times because every time some retard died, I mean, this game isn't hard, how about some good matchmaking system or something. I can't be assed to carry every heist I log into, and my friends aren't always online.
Anyway, glad I got my stuff and also glad every hacker/menuser has been banned, the game might get more interesting now. I hope banwaves come more often and a better anti cheat system to be implemented into the game.
See you guys on the 24th. Oh wait, on the 24th I'm going away from home for two weeks. HAHAGHWEF3G4YH5 WELL PLAYED R*
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>>128649795
Needs a van/10
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>>128649795
so tacticool, I can't even see shit.
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>>128650092
I would get a Speedo if it was moddable or a Rumpo if I could could change it's color, but alas we can't have nice things.
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>>128650278
get a moonbeam. tacticool lowrider van seems quite awesome to me.
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>>128649795
>tfw no undercover stanier
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>>128650278
Rumpos can spawn with a graphite paint job so I'm sure you'll come across one eventually.
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>>128650846
Will have to look for it then.
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Daily reminder PC shitters ruined this general
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>>128648153
>>128648656
This might actually be legit, because the whole reason I installed Jordan's Menu was to rebuild a character that got overwritten by a transfer, and as far as I can tell I haven't been banned. I did level my character up but didn't spawn any cash.
If you're banned you can't even log onto Social Club on their website, right?
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>>128650846
>>128650950
So close yet so far. Ponys are pretty rare too.
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>>128651553
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>>128652053
That is basically the perfect undercover van
>1pp only blipless game mode when
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>>128652290
Sadly you can't modify or keep Ponys.
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>>128640873
>>128641482
>>128645825
Hard to believe SA's map was that small. It felt so much bigger.
Also, we need biplanes with MGs on them. Badly.
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>>128652545
>SA aircraft armed with MG's had a limited traverse and auto-tracking
>no such function for V helos, despite the guns being on motorized mounts
It's like they wanted the Annihilator to be dead on arrival.
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>>128651874
>If you're banned you can't even log onto Social Club on their website, right?
Wrong I was just able to login.
I can mess with crew shit too.
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>>128653394
Did you get an email from J* about your ban?
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So do I gotta post with a name or suck someones dick to be moved out of muscle pleb-tier in the crew?
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>>128653635
yup.
Kinda funny that it says both:
>##- Please type your reply above this line -##
>Please note that this is a no-reply email address
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>>128654131
Hm. I think I'm safe!
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>>128653781
Stop! Who would want a promotion in gee tee ayy gee must answer me these questions three, ere the crew promotion he see.
1. WHAT is your SC?
2. WHY do you feel you deserve a promotion?
3. WHO would ever want a position of power and responsibility in a 4chan crew full of bitchy autists?
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does anon want this van?
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>>128655450
You want this van?
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>>128655450
The color is not tacticool enough. Sorry.
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>>128655596
im hungry...
>>128655598
that's okay. I'm keeping an eye out for you, so if I see a darker/more tacticool one I'll let you know.
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>>128655664
No need the look for me mate. I'll find one, eventually, or when Rockstar unfuck the vans.
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>>128655735
That nose looks like it could do some damage.
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>use a public menu
>spawn myself somewhere close to 50 million dollars
>20 million on hand
>the rest in T20 bonds, war cache vehicles, an apartment, a yacht and tacky gold weapons
>blatantly hack and cheat in public lobbies, races
>uses tunables to get holiday stuff I missed
>ban wave happens
>my account is completely ignored
The trick isnever, ever use the bank
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PS4 - callmeqt314 (ID: !GQtsITF/1w)
2016-01-15 15:53:23
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>>128655596
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>>128655898
... to the world economy.
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>>128655956
just like real life
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>spawned in millions of dosh for me and my friends
>crash other cheaters
>fly around the map and get nice screenshots
>still not banned
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Hello, I got banned couple minutes ago to 25/1/2016. Yes, its my fault, because I was modding money myself at inv only session. I take the fault. But I ask you for forgiveness.
GTA Online these days is sad. On every single session there are at least one modder having godmode and killing other people, and all other players beg him for the money drop. It´s really sad. I am not type of guy like that. I am playing GTA to have fun with my friends, not to play heist and missions over and over again until it gets boring because non-cheaters need money. I am type of guy who plays GTA to chill out and have fun.
Yes, I modded myself 20 milions when I was AFK. Why? Because everything in the game is really overpriced, and all what could I buy after 50h of gameplay was 512K house and armored Cognocscentti... And when I get out I see many of hackers who have chromed supercars and other fancy things and I got nothing...
I understand why you are banning modders who give themselfs money. Because you dont get money from shark cards. I understand you need money support as a company to make games and whatever. But I bought myself a shark card. I bought two The Great White Shark Card, one from Rockstar Warehouse before Christmas until it was in sale, before I got the GTA 5. I didn´t get the email with activation code. I wanted to refund, but I didnt do it, because of support for you. Second I bought last week, when I arrived from vacation. This time I bought it ingame, and it arrived immediately. So, you have my 26 bonus eur from me.
After that I was modding myself money, I didn´t annoy or hurt anybody. I didn´t turn on godmode and kill all with indestructible hydra. I just gave me money to buy fancy things, nothing else. And that people, who destroys game of others, will they get banned? I have some friends who plays GTA for 280 hours with cheats, and they didnt get banned for single time. I have cheats on my first day....
>mfw cheaters and their excuses
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>>128657513
>he didnt stack up on $10 russian copies during the steam sale
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>>128657513
nice blog
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do i request an invite to the GTAG crew or what
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>>128657976
sent ;)
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>>128657513
and dummies still think buying a shark card keeps you off r*'s radar when using a menu
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>>128657513
>it actually got posted on the unban forums on the Rockstar forums
HAHAH
wtf is this guy thinking?
>they'll surely unban me!
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cheaters are the manlets of online gaming
anyone over 6'2 would never cheat
good to know filthy cheaters are getting their bans
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PS4 - callmeqt314 (ID: !GQtsITF/1w)
2016-01-15 16:26:12
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What is this?
Whatis this kike trying to achieve with these posts?
I just don't understand these creepshow posts
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>>128658643
Pet owners are subhuman.
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>>128658643
>be a fag
>wonder why other fags send messages
maybe send him your dick pix and he'll go away
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>>128658696
I had a good giggle m8 thanks im still laughing.
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>>128648549
i'm running everything on highest/ultra etc at 4k with a 970
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>>128658819
At like 4 frames a second?
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PS4 - callmeqt314 (ID: !GQtsITF/1w)
2016-01-15 16:31:02
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>>128658739
well.. what? I can't have a nice profile pic meme? I didnt ask for it and its fucking weird out of nowhere. just like in gtao if you walk around a girl character thirsty fucks fucking pester me like it's fine?
>i was using the meme pic from threads ago
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>>128658917
The game is more CPU intensive than GPU intensive. Not to mention something as simple as toggling off Grass will give you +20 fps.
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Friendly reminder that worthless NEETs ruined this general.
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PS4 - callmeqt314 (ID: !GQtsITF/1w)
2016-01-15 16:34:33
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>>128659164
Is PC a worthless neet?
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>>128659035
>I can't have a nice profile pic meme?
>I didnt ask for it
>walk around a girl character thirsty fucks fucking pester me
you love the attention, admit it
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Why the fuck there are so many chinks in this game? REEEEEEEE
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>>128659325
I'm one of the only people here that DOESNT walk around as a gash.
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>>128659323
No, someone who is a NEET is a NEET you fucking c u c k
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>>128659381
the farming gives chink a boner
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>>128659508
It's funny because they all suck and can't speak english for shit. I thought there was no vidya in that shithole.
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>>128659696
no, there's vidya over therethey just lack god
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>>128659914
moonman moonman, cant u see
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>>128657513
It's real.
https://support.rockstargames.com/hc/communities/public/questions/206949228-Unban-request
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>>128660761
Somehow the cuckstar internet defense force is even sadder than this fucking sap.
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>>128660761
this defense force though
heh
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>>128575202
>Swat
What are they retarded?
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>>128660761
Lol, I thought you will understand me... But no... You readed one single sentence and put me in sack with other cheaters... And even you scold me... Okay, put me in to jail, because I am fking thief... Bye, see you soon
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>>128661795
I just want to pat this poor person...
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>>128646065
Can confirm this stuff works, one milligram and I'm out in ten minutes.
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Who offroad here?
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>>128663772
More than anyone in here.
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>>128630529
Pretty good camera work, if not the best choice of attire for the people involved. The gun skins also kind of ruin the vibe you've got going on. Still, I'd like to see the escape through the alleys sometime.
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>>128664517
Going on dirt trails isn't offroading.
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so is there any good reason to use the permanent expanded radar instead of the normal one?
i find it too big and distracting at times, especially in first person. any way to keep the big radar only smaller in size?
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>>128665039
lel, simply ebin :^) that you are telling me that.
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>>128665208
No need to be so upset because your meme car is shit.
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>that guy you do an entire heist with that only uses muscle cars for each setup
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>craptop cant into anything more demanding than TF2
>even then I have to play at 30FPS on DirectX 8
>Have PS4 because I thought MGS5 wouldn't be disappointing
>Buy GTA5 fpr $20 from gamestop
>No one but niggers, 11 year olds, and gam grilles playing
At least I managed to make a waifu without her looking too much like she was born a man or a methhead.
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>>128665316
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please tell me this faggot look like gosling from drive, shit is impossible.
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>>128666205
He looks like a weak-chinned nu male.
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>>128660761
>J-just buy a shark card and you'll be immune, guys!
Memers BTFO
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>>128665978
>PS4
What did you expect, you shoulda kept saving and bought a decent PC, then you also play your TF2 maxxed out
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Some menuing prick just stole all of my weapons and all of my cash, and replaced every car in my garage with faggio scooters.
Hold me, /gtag/, that's 120 hours gone.
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>>128667835
>Not liking the Faggio
What a fag.
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>hydra setup is the only setup I get excited to play
why can't the rest be this much fun?
also
>mfw thinking about my fellow PC brethren without controllers that sit on the carrier while the rest of us have fun playing top gun
may they someday find the strength to start working and buy that $25 wired 360.
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>>128667995
Shit blog
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>>128667835
They come back, and you should record video/Take screenshots of the faggots name if you want R* to do anything about it.
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>>128667995
>they can´t fly a plane with kb/mouse
nigga its really eazy with wasd and the num pad
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>>128667835
>All your cash
Oh wow, you tried turning the game off and on again to see if that fixes it?
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>>128668136
>record video/Take screenshots of the faggots name if you want R* to do anything about it.
top laff
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>>128667835
I wonder how much that is in real world shark card dollars
go sue rockstar
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>>128667995
>Using a PC
>Being unable to fly without the controllers
What kind of retards are you playing with, its harder to make the small adjustments but at this point I'm a stellar pilot with KBM
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>>128668319
>wasd + num pad
> can't control camera or shoot without a third arm
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>>128668835
>space bar to shoot
and why move the camera while flying?
it can be abboying switching from 8456 to the mouse for the camera but why?
guess im used to it
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>>128668835
>Camera
you only need to see forwards, back on dedgen I never needed to look around other than when I was flying straight forwards
>or shoot
All helicopters and Jets only fire in a straight line, why would you need to look around then?
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>>128669031
>and why move the camera while flying?
>>128669096
>you only need to see forwards
I can't tell if you're just pretending to be this retarded or if it's genuine.
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>>128669031
>>128669096
>fly helo
>rotating to the left to shoot at something
>camera doesn't move 1:1 with your a tapping
>nigger with rpg shots you down because you couldn't see he was another z-level down
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>>128669332
>Not getting gud and playing in first person
Your fault bud
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>join mission
>get run over by two armored kurumas
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>>128669459
Who does this besides literal autists?
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>>128665978
>craptop cant into anything more demanding than TF2
>even then I have to play at 30FPS on DirectX 8
i wouldn't feel too bad about this, tf2 in its current state is pretty fucking demanding
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>>128669459
>first person helo
my nigga
>>128669202
>quotes me without saying why i should move my camera most of the time
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Daily reminder that Jens is cute
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>You could have been banned for a lot of reasons; Spending modded money is certainly the big one, but having singleplayer mods installed will also trigger a ban.
>but having singleplayer mods installed will also trigger a ban.
>singleplayer mods installed will also trigger a ban.
https://support.rockstargames.com/hc/communities/public/questions/208261107-My-account-has-been-flagged-for-unknown-reason
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>>128671909
that's why they tell you to have two folders
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>>128671909
>having singleplayer mods installed will also trigger a ban.
PCucks on suicide watch.
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>>128636805
For GTA V? Not shit.
RIOs do a variety of stuff
>Manage comms
>Manage radar contacts
>Manage weapons engagement
>Monitors the action of the swept wings
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>>128671909
where have you been the last weeks?
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PS4 - callmeqt314 (ID: !GQtsITF/1w)
2016-01-15 19:25:12
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>>128671863
Not with that nose, Kaku.
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Let's see it, now. Post:
>Favourite Radio Station
>Favourite Vehicle
>Favourite Weapon
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>>128672986
Here. And this is the first time I've ever heard that J* will ban you for singleplayer mods.
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>>128675273
>Self Radio
>Carbonizzare
>Combat MG
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>>128675273
>MSX FM
>Sadler
>Carbine rifle
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So I wanna make funny webms for gtag
How do I do it?
I can film with fraps on high quality and save it but I can't seem to turn it to a .webm without some shitty program that ruins the quality.
Help?
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>>128676423
Use a different shitty program that doesn't ruin the quality.
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>>128676423
use 'webm for retards'
look it up
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>>128676423
Stop trying to make 1080p webms.
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>>128675273
>besides self, worldwide
>t20 and vigero
>combat pistol
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How the fuck do I get a regular sports car race in this goddamn game? If I host one, nobody gets in and if I go with random quick jobs I always get either super car races or those fucking puzzle-like races with jumps and shit.
Fuck
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>>128678190
you ask /gtag/
I enjoy racing with supers but 24/7 super races get stale
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>>128678190
host one and hope people join
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>>128676790
doesnt seem to work
gives me an error when i press convert
and i did download the synth
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>>128678586
>webm for retards
>doesnt seem to work
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>>128678586
You do realize what it says about you if you can't get a program to work that's targeted for retards, right?
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>>128678525
Maybe I should join a racing crew or something, I'm getting pretty annoyed at this.
>>128678362
I'll try
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PS4 - callmeqt314 (ID: !GQtsITF/1w)
2016-01-15 20:15:29
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>>128678793
kek
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>>128678942
>>128678793
I followed the instructions exactly as they're written.
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>>128679089
same here. a racing crew would be nice
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Is there an all around best supercar or are they balanced and have different advantages?
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>>128679661
T20 in most cases, Adder if it's a long straight where you can go top speed at all times.
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>>128679661
t20
best all around super
adder for drag races
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PS4 - callmeqt314 (ID: !GQtsITF/1w)
2016-01-15 20:24:43
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>>128679416
get gud
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>>128679089
>>128679493
I'd be down with a gtag racing crew. I'm tired of hosting lobbies that no one joins or playing in lobbies with slipstream and catch up on.
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Does afking for 15 mins in a mission still give higher reward? Is it still the most lazy way to grind RP?
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>>128680047
How do you make shit like that?
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>>128680278
spending like 4 hours in the rockstar editor
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>>128680250
Money is still dependent on time spent in the mission, yes. I think they nerfed how much though, not sure.
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>>128676423
use ffmpeg to convert to webm. Have fun.
https://www.ffmpeg.org/
https://trac.ffmpeg.org/wiki/Encode/H.264#twopass
consider using shadowplay, obs, or whatever the amd version of shodowplay is.
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>>128680250
Uh no? You get a higher reward for completing it FASTER not slower dumdum
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>>128680047
George Takei really is everywhere.
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>>128680250
wait 8 minutes and then get out for max payout
personally i like to start rooftop rumble and wait that out, complete the mission, and then do the closest mission in the selection screen (usually gerald/simeon) so i can drive back over to rooftop rumble's start point
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>>128681053
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Reminder, crew session tomorrow on PC :^)I know im a straight up faggot, but who cares
if you got 30 man custom DMs or races, mind dropping the link here so I can go check it out and book mark it for tomorrow?
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>>128680047
>Buddha goes for a drive
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This game is in dire need of more haircuts and beards.
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testing this crap
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starting again on a new psn
what do you think is a solid way to get momentum and keep unlocking and gaining a decent setup.aka
>garage
>usable car
>clothes
>weapons
>pegasus
Been high level so long on all accounts what exactly am i taking for granted?
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>>128675273
>radio mirror park
>déclassé rhapsody or coquette blackfin topless depending on my mood
>machine pistol or heavy magnum, again dependent on mood.
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>>128683636
Clothes are overrated early on and you don't need 10 kind of pistols.
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>>128683636
We can do missions or something to get the cash flowing anon. Can't mic since I'm already in a partywith my bfget enough money to buy a special carbine, maybe a welfare launcher, then you can start saving for an apartment or something
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>>128683636
What's your new psn? I could use someone to tag along while I grind up my new boy
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something something pubs
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>>128675273
Radio Los Santos
Armored Kuruma
AP Pistol
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>>128684752
>>128685032
:o you dint wanna play with qt..
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>>128574484
Requesting to join PC GTAG
SC: Volex.
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Well?
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>>128686229
top lel
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>>128619170
stop making me a maymay
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>>128685640
O-okay then. . .
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>>128686551
you post your psn
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>>128685863
Gotcha
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>>128581064
rollan
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>>128686602
It's okay, you wouldn't want to play with me anyways b-baka!
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>>128581064
rollin pls b qt
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>>128687031
>tagged as transgender
fuqr
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>>128671863
How can you pick Misty as a base and still fuck up that hard?
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Silly boys~
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>>128581064
rolln
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>>128686229
I honestly wish I could lose some of my ranks because every dumb cunt has started to ask if I'm a cheater. I'm barely over 200.
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>>128683181
are they ever gonna add the hair and beards from the single player? I want that full beard and also the afro.
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>>128683181
Sorry, have more silly masks instead.
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>>128687671
>do my things, like a nigga should
>kill a nigga
>nigga u a cheater
>get killed by a nigga
>lol level 230 and you a busta
nigga, i dont evenSorry for niggaposting
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What particular settings are performance raping in this game? I want it to look good but I also want 100+ FPS, with everything maxed out I get dips into the 50s, particularly in grassy areas. 6700k/980Ti
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>>128574484
Sent a request to get into GTAG PC. Got the ol ban hammer, and am returning anew. Scorpionizor is the new name
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>>128687671
Even splitting some amongst a second character would be nice. Every time I outgun some shitter they say I'm a hacker. Level 240 ish. I know the feel anon.
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>>128688387
>ScorpionizorSenlisted
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>>128688840
Thanks m80. So are we going about getting money these days? Menu injection is now detected as well now it would seem?
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>>128675273
>Rebel Radio
>Tampa
>Heavy Revolver
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>>128689051
>dat front end
I guess not everyone can have good taste. Could have been a nice car too
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>>128665978
Fuck you faggot, go suck a dick.
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>>128689051
I don't understand the demand for this car. It drives like a pile of crap.
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>>128689235
lol, go back to putting spoilers on muscle cars like I know how you love to do, faggot
if you think that car is anything but amazing, you're wrong
>>128689475
I don't care how it drives
if it drives better than the Rat-Loader, I'll drive it
if I wanted an Osiris, I'd drive an Osiris
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>>128689623
>looks bad
>drives bad
>isn't the best in its class
>costs 350k more than it should
Why would you ever drive it?
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>>128689739
Okay, that explains it.
Go back inside of your Kuruma where you belong.
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>>128689623
I love the car, but that ugly ass chin spoiler makes it look stupid af. As bad as kiddies with their carbon gt wings on anything with 4 wheels
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>>128689858
I drive a Casco. You know, a car that actually looks good, drives good and costs an appropriate amount.
Are you just a hipster driving that neomuscle pieces of shit?
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>He doesn't drive a nightshade!
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>>128689996
>looks good
>adds that ugly ass filter
>those fucking rims
jesus christ, you make this too easy, faggot
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>he doesn't drive a topless kalahari
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>>128688132
Better than "nigger". You're still gay thoughGirl Character
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>>128689996
You keep complaining about the cost of the Tampa at $375k like that's a lot of fucking money in this game.
Stop being such a whiny faggot.
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I wanna repaint some of my cars. Got some classics, muscle, and a few others that need a new look. Who's got some really unique or interesting metallic/pearlescent combos? I want some ideas
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>>128689996
you sound like a fag desu.
people drive what people drive, one of my favorite cars is the emperor and that thing is slow as fuck (although surprisingly tough).
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>>128690525
A lot of cars don't work with unique pearls, especially sports classic cars.
Try looking up the real-life counter-parts and painting them after those colors.
Fusion colors on sports classics just look like dogshit.
Here are some interesting ones I've found
Cabaret Red/Yellow Pearl
Midnight Blue/White Pearl
Green/Yellow Pearl
Stone Silver/Bleached Brown Pearl
Straw Brown/Bleached Brown Pearl
Cast Iron Silver/Light Blue Pearl
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Is this a good car?
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>>128691006
can't get past how plastic and cheap the fenders look
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>>128691006
Performance wise, no, not really.
You can have 6 people on it, two on the side of the front-side doors. So that makes it unique.
If you like the way it looks, I don't see why not own it, but it's not anything special.
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>>128680170
>>128679493
Who is man enough to take on this challenge? I don't want to deal with drama, but otherwise I'd create it.
Does creating a crew have any requirements like level?
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>>128690745
Yeah, but for sports classics if you have a good unique color for the main then a solid complimenting color for the secondary it can look pretty nice. I have a lot I feel like reprinting, so I'll have to give those a try!
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>>128675273
Los santos Rock Radio
Bodhi
Bodhi at 80mph
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>>128691006
da bes
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>it is not possible to drop or sell a weapon
boy, I sure love having to scroll through 5 pistols to get the one I want.
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>>128691006
it's operator asf
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>>128691436
Why did they release so many pistols? You only need a fucking few.
>the pistol you get at the start
>the pistol that shoots a lot of weak bullets
>the pistol that shoots one really powerful bullet
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>>128683636
You're going to be dying a lot more from npcs because low health, enjoy having no ammo as well.
Probably best to get a bike and a big blocky car you can use as cover, clothes can be whatever they dont matter, weapons you're pretty much set anyway since level 1s get special carbine and marksman you wont need much more. Pegasus should focus on the most practical stuff at first, get a buzzard, its fast and armed, can call if you ever get money to be vip
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Post your outfits, /gtag/
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>>128691662
had 6k spent it on a revolver
gen 1 schwartzer is my PV
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>>128691206
I don't mind creating one but it would be nice how many people would actually be interested.
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>driving
>NPC randomly turns out of his lane into mine to ensure a head-on collision, even though there is no logical reason for him to do so
>driving
>NPC decides he wants to go right three lanes and totally miss an intersection, basically pit maneuvering me
>driving
>NPC gets scared because someone in Madagascar fired a gun and plows into me
>driving
>NPCs all decide it would be funny to drive into me at once so I have to take ten seconds to get unwedged
>driving
>NPC ignores his red light, kicks the gas as hard as he can and uses psychic powers to make me T-bone him
>driving
>cop car rear-ends me, giving me a wanted level and causing all nearby cops (roughly eight carfuls) to begin shooting at me
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>>128691968
What platform?
>>
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>>128691006
fuck yea
>>
>doing series coke
>all done, waiting on everyone to arrive at warehouse
>one guy clowning around shoots his car into an explosion
>suicide
>mission failed
Anyone want to do Series A from the start? PC
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>>128690380
But I'm a good girl.
>>128691006
>4x4
>bretty good acceleration
>decent top speed
>slips and slides
>can carry 4
>can carry 4 outside, LA SWAT style
not only is it a fucking beast, but its fukken bomb son, get that shit.
>>128691154
>plastic and cheap the fenders look
It's Chevy, even ingame they cut corners
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>>128691946
Well you fucked up, the revolver is shit in free aim on consoles
>>
>finish story mission
>back to free mode with rest of the team
>team mates immediately turn on each other
>managed to evade cops
>hiding in the mountains, no one even showing up in the minimap
>checking the gallery and adjusting the volume of the game
>scroll trough the menus, see someone near me on the map
>he's just standing there for a good 3 minutes
>eventually close menu
>as soon as I move a finger the guy kills me with a sniper
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>>128693392
free aim?
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>>128692685
The amount of stupidity in pubs have been interesting for me
Recently I've seen a reoccurring problem with prison break finales where demo follows prisoner and prison guard to bus and rides/tries to ride along for no reason
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>>128694186
>cops discover you arent a real prisoner/guard for no reason
This always bothered me.
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>>128694465
>>128694465
>>128694465
NEW THREAD!
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>>128694186
It's crazy how hard it is for people to understand that pilot is alone, demo is alone and prisoner and officer must be together.
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>>128694501
>100 posts early
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>>128694359
>>128694359
The most mislead part is when Rashkovsky says "I thought they were sending professionals!".
I took that to mean there was a way to stealth it, and we had just fucked up.
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>>128694760
Remember that the Heist Update went through development hell. It was so bad they cut singleplayer DLC and they didn't bother implementing the new stuff in SP. Who knows what kind of cut content there is?
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>>128694501
too fucking early
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>>128692001
yup. npc drivers are programmed to fuck you up. I noticed this happening more often since switching from ps3 to pc.
>be 2nd in race, about to catch up to 1st place
>npc speeds across intersection
>if I kept going straight I would crash into him
>steer to the right
>npc adjusts his speed so still crash into him
>npcs block me 2 more times in this race
>meanwhile, 1st place casually drives through the finish line
has happened to me multiple times. fuck you, rockstar.
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>>128683313
>ban wave hits
>suddenly all these webm's from director mode start showing up in the general
Gee I wonder why they suddenly have all this free time to make these?
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>>128694186
>stealing two trucks from the ballas
>two of us have to get in one truck, two in the other
>moron keeps trying to pull me out of my full truck instead of get in the other truck like on screen instructions tell him to
>sit around for 3 minutes honking at him
how do these people even make it through life
following instructions is a basic skill
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>>128693974
A few threads ago you said you played free aim
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>>128696115
> few threads ago
last i remember that was before christmas. ive not even been here. free aim is better for fun and challenge NPC. the game is balanced and created around the assumption that your using the default aim though.
also as teh servers are split and everyones a fucking casual retard whos never even SEEN the options screen, free aim is dead.
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>>128691852
Comfy clothes.
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>>128695392
>being chased by cops
>two npc cars waiting at a red light up ahead
>drive onto the sidewalk to avoid them
>one of them does so as well just to get in my way
that was months ago and i still can barely believe it happened
should've made a webm
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Just woke up and looked through the thread.
Apparently someone's trying to get me banned, Neat.
>>128628280 →
And he looks like he disguised himself as me:
>>128627749 →
This is why people adopt tripcodes.
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>>128697192
You're one vibrant pair of out-dated eyeglasses away from supporting Bernie Sanders, m'lady.
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>>128696742
>free aim is dead
Console sounds awful
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>>128697901
>c-consoles h-have n-NO PLAYERS!
stop trying to make this a thing nigger
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>>128697901
It is. Nothing but niggers and 12 year olds
>>128698036
PS4 here, free aim is noticeably less populated than assisted aim.
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>>128698036
>Literally a comment about people opting for pleb tier aim settings
>hurr we have players tho nigger
Fuck off
>>128698352
What are we talking here, whats the comparison?
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>>128698036
/gtag/ even had problems to get free aim lobbies going back on PS3 and the game doesn't feel like it's made for it, best example I have is the setup mission for prison break where you have to steal the plane and the NPC shoot you through the bushes at the entrance.
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>>128699451
>using teh entrance
it's ok tho because you bought a kuruma
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>>128689739
>isn't the best in its class
never stopped anyone from buying cars like the stinger
performance doesn't matter for shit outside of races
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>>128697892
Am far from a Bernie supporter senpai
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It's a single player question, but since this is the only GTA general:
Is there something special I need to do to trigger a particular random event? I'm playing through again on the PC and I want to get the Mexican female driver for heists but I kept circling the outside highway that goes around the whole map where I found her before and she's yet to spawn, even after I do a few missions.
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Should I play single player, or should I save it for if/when I get banned? I don't hack/mod, but I do pick up a shit load of modder bux.
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Enjoy your ban Turboslut
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>>128699872
It can be a bitch getting her to spawn sometimes. Save your game in Trevor's trailer, drive up north on the eastern highway to her spawn point and if shes not there drive back to your trailer and sleep for about a day and a half then drive up there again. also I don't think she spawns until after the jewelry store job so make sure you've done that already
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Is there any way to get into the gun spot of the technical/gunsurgent without someone in the driver spot?
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>>128702410
Hold the enter vehicle button near the ass of the shittermobile
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>>128702410
you climb on the back and hit the enter/exit vehicle button....
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>>128702410
hold F
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This thread is like 4x more active now than usual.
BANBROS UNITE
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>>128702678
>mfw hacking yet not banned
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Why does Franklin always hide from his mom/aunt/grandmother or whoever that fuck that is that lives in his house with him.
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>>128703386
have you ever lived with an older woman?
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whats the best car for a cop chase, in speed, durability, and protection?
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>>128706319
Armored Kuruma
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>you will never make a sweet extraction of your friends with a valkie and 5 stars
:"( olll
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>>128706447
fuck no
im not being memed again
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>>128706617
Don't ask then
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>>128628323
can you though? Ive never tried to flip a car into there somehow or ramp it in using a semi or something. Im thinking it would probably set off the alarm.
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>>128706480
tfw your friends meme but still won't play gtao because it's boring
lllo
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>super car race
>everyone just fucking rams like a motherfucker instead of, you know, trying to git gud at the track or something
This is why non-contact races are the best.
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Armored kuruma -> Bullet proof.
Armored shafter -> Can take 1 explosion but not bulletproof.
So, which one is better now for freeroam?
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>>128708106
if you turn off catch up youll soon see those fuckers drive properly
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>>128703386
because he lives the "thug life"
fucking dindus
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>>128708257
Ruffian
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>>128708106
>super car race
You lost right there
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i love watching jet shitters jump out of their jets and immediately parachute once i lock onto them
and then they go into my blades :^)
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>>128708297
>turn catch up off
>whoever is lucky enough to avoid the initial mass crashing wins
>crashers gonna crash
>winner of the race is decided in the first few seconds
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>>128691006
best suspension in suv class and long wheel base to make it stable as fuck.
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>>128709342
This a thousand fucking times.
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I love this screen. I wish I could stare at it for fifteen minutes straight. Oh wait, I can.
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>>128712416
PCuck
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>get invited to someone's garage
>accept it
>their garage is literally full of matte black super cars
>every.
>single.
>car.
>is fucking matte black
Seriously, why do people do that?
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>>128709342
>>128711356
git gud seriously, just avoid the crashing fucks, let them fuck up then get ahead
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>>128714494
Because they aren't as artistically gifted as you
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>>128714618
just avoid them, he says.
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>get invite to race on a server filled with germans
>first race
>everyone is in biftas, bf injections and kahaharis
>race starts and everyone is throwing molotovs at each other
>people aren't crashing into each other like retards
>last lap 99 luftballoons play on Self Radioâ„¢
>end up 5th in a race of 8
>mfw i actually had fun
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>tfw your country's flag isn't an available option
I just wanna show off muh pride
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>>128718484
Pride in what? Sounds like your country is pretty irrelevant.
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>>128718563
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>>128718650
I stand correct
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>>128718716
I stand erect
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>>128717060
get this whore out of the way of that sexy vehicle
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>kicked out of crew
Which one of you salty faggots did I offend now?
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>>128718883
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>>128718650
FACT: Filipinos are the most powerful race in the WORLD.
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>NEETs
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>>128718883
I am one with the Kalahari.
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>this thread
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Post your favorite vehicle in your collection
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>>128719781
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>>128719049
If Nessi was on i'd put my money on him
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>>128719860
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>>128719860
Why? I don't get it.
It's an okay car, it has good acceleration, and it handles well off road, but what makes it so special?
Seriously, I don't understand it.
I own one, it's the same one I've owned since it was released as part of a DLC on the 360, like 2 years ago.
It's an okay car, why do people fucking love it like it's a cult?
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>>128719049
Who are you?
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>>128720084memes
but it is fun to putt around in
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>>128717060
Comfy driver meets psycho rapist
Besties <3
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>>128720084
Don't forget that if you have multiple then you can paint them differently, each with their own personality.
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>>128708106
this is why people that want to race should be play races games like gran turismo.
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>>128719497
>lawyers
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>>128720084
I'm the only one using it big time.
And it is only a 'cult' because whenever I post here, (few times a day, max) it usually contains a picture related to the car.
But since you posted a picture of some good for nothing muscle car. I won't try and explain the appeal to you.
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>>128720709
Just put a fucking tripfag on and be done with it.
That Kalahari fucking blows anyway.
BF Injection is the better choice.
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>>128720917
*sigh*
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>>128720917
Better choice for what?
I am not interested in some weird modification of a car.
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>>128720917
You fail to understand
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>>128721028
BF Injection has more customization options, it looks better, it drives better.
It's got a better acceleration, and you're not a complete fucking faggot for trying to force it into a meme.
Using the Kalahari is a pseudo-calling card is just obnoxious.
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Image limit
new thread when
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>>128721536
NINE POSTS CMON ANON!
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>>128721741
>>128721741
>>128721741
New Thread!
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>>128721354
>BF Injection has more customization options, it looks better, it drives better.
>It's got a better acceleration
well if that's all you're concerned about then just buy your sports/super car of choice and get it over with
clearly you do not understand the deep nuance behind the kalahari
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>>128721872
>Implying there is one to get
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