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>Crews for GTA:O
Join a crew by clicking link below, then posting your SC name and crew you want to join in the thread.
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/pc_gtag (PC only)
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>Steam Group - No heterosexuals allowed
>GTA:O Unlocks by Rank
>Lap time comparison for every fully upgraded GTA:O vehicle
>Graphics settings guides for GTA V
I play only GTA: Online
It's a superb game.
IT COULD HAPPEN
Not me, and I'm sick and tired of playing with randoms. Can tekwerk get an inv to the PC gulag?
>I may see Princess Robot Bubblegum itasha in my lifetime
Finally a color scheme for the Elegy I never drive.
Anyone up for a little crew session or something? I'm getting kinda tired of random shitters and skiddies.
SCTV is an admin only feature. Each sever has extra slots for admins to join. While in SCTV you appear to be invisible and it's used to spectate players. The only thing controlling this is a DLC flag that can be easily set within a menu. Setting the flag also unlocks the Rockstar shirts and some special creator settings that aren't interesting.
>one of the most customizable muscle cars in the game
>can't find a color scheme that I don't hate
What's a good combo for the Sabre GT? I can't make one that I want to keep in my garage for the fucking life of me.
shitposting aside, the best warrener was done back on old gen
Get outta here with your fugly hipster chicks.
Post senior citizens instead.
best thing you could do in addition to that is selling cars every 48 minutes. I suggest getting the modded sentinels near eclipse towers since they're easy to grind. for more information visit www.google.com
It appears you are the hipster here, trying to go against the stream of making meh trannie characters.
>literally blew almost a million on some stupid benis modifications for no reason and now im broke again.
just kill me famiglia
ugh i hate how inconsistent textures are on normal, about 60% of the game looks alright but it's littered with horrible blurry shit here and there. so glad i upgraded my card
big fan of your character though
>paying for pseudo-gangster cars when you aren't a playa
I have a theory that skiddies who blow servers are bored with the game and 80% of them will move on to another game at some point. Until then I downloaded a menu with good anti-crash features as well as the option to crash the fucks myself. Menu responsibly
Feels good not being banned. so I can still climb shit.
>cry about being banned
Cheaters, not even once.
>he doesn't like bosozoku
That's just plain uncultured.
>I only did the 10 mil race tuneable and then deposited the money into my bank account.
>mfw warned people about ingame commands raising hidden flags
>mfw they did raise flags
>mfw anticipated a banwave solely on the hidden flags
>mfw it actually banned people over flags
some retard dropped 700k on me yesterday, and i jumped to SP
I come back just now and i still have mein moolah
Well shit. See you fags in two weeks.
I was in the back of that van with you Nessi, it was fun until I crashed
You can do it Nessi. You can make you character not look like shit.
>he got banned for crashing menuskiddies who are crash happy
funny how this works
>Officer I shot him because he broke into my house, i was defending myself! he had a gun!
>officer: you still killed a person lol arrested
she is perfect for me :^)
I clearly posted an SS thread showing that most menu craps log people, especially anything around money.
Also, Infamous and Jordans menus got toggables set to on by default, which is why menyoo faggots barely got touched
lmao, im smart :^)
I dont menu
>opiate plays on PS4
>PS4 leader is callmeqt
yea i hope he is banned
Yeah I don't get it really, but hey ho at least It's only for a couple of weeks. Might mean I actually get stuff done for once.
I suppose I did go around giving crew 10's of millions via race tunables too so I guess I deserved it.
Comfy on these levels, will have to wait for a long time.
Snow sessions when?
DON'T JUDGE ME
I HAVEN'T HAD TIME TO PROPERLY NAME THEM
The first woman I ever jerked off to.
Jonald is that you?
>Please take me home, I hate this place.
Same here, caught a ban for spawning myself about 8 mil over the course of 2 weeks.
Shit sux but oh well, I've already got the cars and weapons I want. And I was looking for an excuse to burn through the singleplayer anyway.
>mfw I realize that the Steam version of GTA III and Vice City I own are actually censored
Back to GTAO I guess.
Hey gtaog, I heard you like no-arms girls.
Well I'm here to take over completely. I'm your queen now.
>Plastic surgery update
>completely updates character creation to be not shit
>Adds plastic surgery to every hospital
>Ability for females to change their body type.
>Boob jobs, making yourself more muscular, make yourself shorter or taller. (Within reason)
>Males can now be anywhere from buff as a mother fucker to an underground nerd boy that looks like he's never lifted a pound in his life.
>Mass uproar complaining about changed hitboxes.
This is why we can't have nice things.
>randomly get invited to pakistan bikes prep mission
>all players are high level
>nobody dies, finish in no time
>didn't lose a single shekel on the way to the boat
quickest cash I've ever made. why can't it always be like that?
doing the heist on bikes is still more fun but losing money sucks.
This. I started a new character and right out of the gate I killed three guys with the basic pistol without dying. The lack of health is a huge kick in the ass though, you have to be REALLY sneaky and not just engage people in the open because the average player has at least 40hp more than you and can easily win wars of attrition with AR's. Snipers one-shot you until at least lv 40 if not more.
Is there any hope of getting good enough with the first person mode (While walking only, and third person cover turned on) that I can do well against people in third person, or is this game really not meant to be played as an FPS?
Every time I try to go into bennys with a compatible car it just doesn't load the store. It stops my car like it's going to then just let's me drive around in the shop until I leave. Anyone know why it's doing that? I just want a lowrider...
he keeps staring at me, do i report him?
stop being rude before I run you over
Good luck getting me up here
I know a place at the edge of the Red Light District where we can lay low, but my hands are all messed up, so you better drive, brotha.
so good luck getting you when you're in my chopper?
>that anon that called it a Countach
its a DiTomaso Pantera mein negger
Thanks, I feel like a champion right now.
You'll see it when i play frogger with you
There is no Countach in that picture right?
I want more Porsches in the game. They're so criminally underrepresented in GTA it's ridiculous.
There's like 6 different Ferrari's, but only one Porsche that you can't remove the wing from.
there is not, but if they were to put something like the Pantera in GTAO, it'd be a combo of the two
nazi mercedes when?
They don't care and they're not gonna do it. They'll just do the same thing they did last time something trended for too long. Dump all the comments and disable the trending ability.
>Guy joins and starts teleporting around, using god mode, and generally being a dick to people.
>He's rank 4441
>Basically everyone in the session reports him
>A fucking ROCKSTAR EMPLOYEE joins the session
>"Yep. Enjoy your ban."
>We all say thank you
>"No problem. Enjoy the game."
Correction. It was 185,000. It was so cheap anyone could afford it.
>Finish a heist set up with a bro and two pubs
>We hop in my van and one of the pubs jumps in the back
>He starts shooting cops randomly and laughing like he's the prank master
>Set vehicle permissions to friends only
>Accuses me of hacking
Are people seriously this unaware of things like this?
Has Rockstar ever released a player count for this game?
I'd be interested to see which platform has the most players.
33 millions apparently.
Source: old IGN article.
>it's probably going to be a sports car/sports classic (the fastest in its rank)
>it's probably going to be more than GTA$1M
Why is there a burning bush under Mt. Chilliad?
It's trying to talk to you.
The Phoenix looks pretty clean when you glitch the spoiler off.
>more than $1mil
I'd gladly pay $3mil for a beefy sounding, fast sports classic Gorgonzola, especially if it resembled the Pantera primarily. It would need plenty of customization, seeing how "versatile" they are
>it will have few distinguished visual mods
>one is the spoiler and the other is body kit
people believe we may be getting some SP DLC because of that Shawn Fonteno guy
all the youtube faggots have been raving about some possible IV-related DLC for both SP and MP
something about going back to Liberty City although why would you want to do that
i mean all the old cool interiors would probably be gutted and the only things that could be properly updated are trivial things (the skyline, some textures, missions, all shit IV probably does better with mods anyway)
if it's anything it'll be a part of LC and you'll only be there for a short while before you get bored again
so yeah that's about it
What the fuck is going on in that picture?
Also, spoiler on this? Y/N?
Also, that's not Chrome. It's a brushed metal with a white pearl.
I suppose youre going for pic related? then yes
its one of the metals, not chrome
Found a truck that was driven by a lost race of giants underwater.
>crash and burn
I want to go fast. But I cannot.
>racing tires on classic car
>tinted windows on classic car
>painted rims on classic car
>muscle rims on classic car
>matte paint on classic car
I don't think you could have fucked up any harder.
don't judge me, I play the game the way I want. I never point out all the 30 year old men playing virtual women, or the virgin betas they keep posting how much they love nessi.
I'll pick Cara and you can't stop me faggot.
BLURR THE GAME
If this is a man then I'm gay for Cara.
I just got one, it's really good. Not too fast but yeah, the handling makes up for it.
This is how it's looking. Need one more muscle car. Not gauntlet, phoenix or bucc.
Was thinking about the Blade. Anyone got opinions on it?
It's fun stock provided you keep it under control, but isn't it even worse than the Buccaneer for losing rear wheel traction during sharp bends? The Bucc you can feather the throttle and grab the road again but the last Vigero I drove just spun wheels like crazy.
Blade is meh. Very nice handling at speed but it's a boat off the line.
>garage full of short-body coupes
>doesn't want a classic full size for variety
Well fuck I don't know, either a Buffalo S or a Hotknife.
When I saw Jackie Brown in theaters for the first time, I thought I'd break down and start masturbating on the spot!
I could have, too. At the time, it seemed just as easy as cumming in a young girl's mouth!
What's the best sports car for over-all customization?
I've fallen in love with my Jester, but there has to be something else like it.
Hey guys. Detective_Hacc here.
If any of you remember, I was the guy that said fuck it and spawned in $10,000,000 for myself. (Pic related.)
With the recent ban wave, I wanted to give you guys an update.
Not banned. Eat shit mother fuckers.
I wonder if [IGN] members realize the rest of the community openly mocks their shitty crew and player quality.
Myself and two other /gtag/ invited a rando for a Prison Break setup, and we got the most stereotypically IGN faggot you could imagine. Drove an obnoxious kuruma, shitty driver and crashed constantly, crashed the bus, shitted on about how you could take a kuruma into the prison during the main heist (yes, really, that bad). We ribbed him for it mercilessly.
even if that were possible
>needing kuru for prison heist
I can't believe how bad some players are
Taking some comfy night time pics in the mountains.
Good god, remember these super fucking old over dramatic "Myth hunting" videos?
And almost every single one used the fucking X-files theme.
No wonder it's a meme now.
Still though I really wish there were myths like that nowadays. Unfortunately now with the advent of the internet no such things exist anymore.
aww, i miss these kind of things too. GTA SA had a lovely spoopiness to it, i particularly liked the 'ghost cars' that would spawn all banged up and roll down inclines and such. I wish gtao had more like this.
>come with me to the clothes shop she said
>it will be fun she said
yea, i'm having the time of my life here
Wow. Great taste. I bet your favorite food is spaghetti-o's.
only best Mercedes ever built
You're kidding, right? I mean it's perfect for GTA V for its "looks first, engineering second" approach, but if you think it's the best Mercedes ever made you're a fucking retard. Pretty much anything AMG have had a hand in since will tear strips off it.
I like this. Give it the Insurgent's .50 gun and bullet resistant glass and make it a VIP vehicle. Give it very limited explosion resistance (i.e. vehicle catches fire but doesn't immediately explode) to balance out the massive gun and you've got a sort of glass cannon counterpart to the turreted limo.
As much as I fucking love that jet, what would set it apart from the Lazer?
Heh, who actually banned here until the 24th?
Funny enough, that's when my hamburger goes bad. Which I always feels like is a short time.
I think I'll actually reinstall SA:MP and go play that for a bit. Shit's gonna be fun.
its an F14
>difference from Lazer
co pilot seat, would be faster than Lazer(higher top speed), YOU COULD FUCKING BUY IT...
and about the HMV, thats exact what I was thinking, but with the gun, I think it needs to be weaker than the Insurgent, but more powerful than the Combat MG with a higher fire rate.
Banned until 24/1/16
I guess I can't say I didn't see it coming, I spawned around 20mil in one day.
Should've taken it slowly... Like I did my first time. I spawned 2mil over the course of 3 hours, a week passed and no ban. Maybe I would've gotten banned if it was in this wave but still I survived.
What do I lose now? Only the cash I had on me?
RIO seat, not a co-pilot.
F-14 is extremely unlikely though. Even if they picked a real plane, the US doesn't have any anymore and they destroyed all the old ones. Only Iran has them now.
>its an F14
D'oh, my bad. Co-pilot seat is a great point, and could use the same manual targeting as the helos.
>provide Buzzard support on missions, rapid transit to objectives
>tfw someone takes control of the missiles and proceeds to be a complete shitter
>ignores you when you tell them to get off the missiles
>you can't ASSUME DIRECT CONTROL from their terrible aim
>you can't eject them because it's not a personal vehicle
I hope you remembered
You may only quote this post if your computer can take nicer looking screenshots than this
Not so fast, literally all of you
could it be beneficial to change the way jets work in this game though? other than dropping dumb bombs, I cant think of anything they could do outside of using missile cam/IR and Thermal cams for airstrikes(in which a larger area is affected by the typical explosions)
Nah you would of been flagged for just using the menu rather than money spawning. It was Rockstar's ban wave that got you, my cash stats are fucked completely and I've never had a problem with bans until now.
>mfw looking at all these banned nerds when i gave myself 25 mil and ranked myself up 20 times in the past week and didn't get banned
>banned for cheating in GTA:O
>find a mod that lets me modify the LoD and draw distance in GTA SA
This shit looks fresh. Now to try it with a few more tweaks.
>4 more kills to get green sniper skin
>have to go with the guilt and target some easy low level random
>chase down a crewless level 21 with a bounty
>could see he's scared shitless trying to run away
>felt bad and gave him his $1000 bounty I got on him
>he offers me a ride and end up cruising along with him for a bit
Man, some people are just too pure for this game.
>download a menu
>give yourself money and buy everything
>mod yourself to level 120 because theres nothing after that so dont bother
unless you wanna be seen as a modder in all the lobbies you go.
>get Banned for 10 days and never touch the
> find modders to give you cash after and get bored of the game and become an asshole killing everyone in the lobby.
>never play again
also if you give yourself cash might as well give back to your friends so they can enjoy there cash
>wake up at 2:30am after falling asleep at 11:30pm and can't fall back asleep, laid in bed tossing and turning into now, 5:10am
I'm sure I suffer from insomnia, is anyone on to help me feel like dead shit with company?
Why aren't you playing the better game during the duration of your ban?
get some of these. I started taking them a year ago when I got mild tinnitus and had trouble staying asleep.
after 30 minutes you pass out and don't wake up for 8 hours.
I have that shit, it's hell. I have to sleep with a fan, total silence is just a buzzing nightmare.
I usually just abuse NyQuil to get to sleep when I need to, but I have none right now and shit's $10 for the brand name bottle.
I have it other way, I can't hardly get out of bed after waking up. Usually wake up after 5-6 hours of sleep and it's just so comfy I get back to sleep and tend to wake up every half an hour, it can go like that for next 6 hours or so. If there wasn't "you should sleep for so long" voice in my head I would just sleep for 12 hours a day.
>got 100 million instantly (no picking up money bag bullshit) from some random hacker when playing on the PS3 around release time
>transferring over to PC and afk under a money bag fountain for a couple of hours
>gotten over a billion hackerbux and never even been warned or had any of it taken away
Transferred characters confirmed for ban-proof.
I hate letting people in the co-pilot seat.
So /gtaog/, What are you running for GTA?
On a side note to fellow 970 users, how far about Nvidia's recommended settings have you pushed?
I remember a few days after ps3 launch I grinded violent duct like hell for a lime green vacca. Super proud of it since nobody had one at the time.
And then my character was deleted.
Akuma on PS3 launch was just retardedly fast compared to any other vehicle trying to catch up.
Nothing has changed.
i used to grind that one mission with the cargobob that was kinda the cheap alternative to rooftop rumble. Also bought my first supercar for that money which was the Entity.
Why did your character get deleted though?
I'm the guy you replied to. I bought only one T20, big mistake.
I wanted to log in today to spawn some more cash and buy all the T20's I could get but I was too late, already banned.
Well no worries, I got everything I ever wanted. All the vehicles, clothing etc. Next time I log I will only do missions and heists for ammo cash and that's all.
All I can hope for is that R* won't take away my shit EXCEPT the cash.
Rate/Hate my all black tacticool operator garage.
Was a fun time though. It's basically like a real heist except we got jailed for one week and keep our treasures. I guess Rockstar can't say it isn't fair, I remember retrying the prison heist finale around 6 times because every time some retard died, I mean, this game isn't hard, how about some good matchmaking system or something. I can't be assed to carry every heist I log into, and my friends aren't always online.
Anyway, glad I got my stuff and also glad every hacker/menuser has been banned, the game might get more interesting now. I hope banwaves come more often and a better anti cheat system to be implemented into the game.
See you guys on the 24th. Oh wait, on the 24th I'm going away from home for two weeks. HAHAGHWEF3G4YH5 WELL PLAYED R*
This might actually be legit, because the whole reason I installed Jordan's Menu was to rebuild a character that got overwritten by a transfer, and as far as I can tell I haven't been banned. I did level my character up but didn't spawn any cash.
If you're banned you can't even log onto Social Club on their website, right?
So close yet so far. Ponys are pretty rare too.