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>Crews for GTA:O
Join a crew by clicking link below, then posting your SC name and crew you want to join in the thread.
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/pc_gtag (PC only)
Other crews: http://pastebin.com/GtsCr3VL (embed)
>Steam Group - No heterosexuals allowed
>GTA:O Unlocks by Rank
>Lap time comparison for every fully upgraded GTA:O vehicle
>Graphics settings guides for GTA V
>/GTAOG/ Grand Theft Auto: Online - General
Also, not gonna happen.
Remember taste differs from person to person.
Choice in cars are bound in many different aspects, beyond the ingame stats.
On an unrelated note, has anyone been getting popups from WinRar asking you to buy a license?
Every time I open a rar, it asks me to buy one.
When the fuck did this happen?
Why the hell does my hair turn green when I get out of the shower?
Are you tired of your yacht randomly moving around, even in Invite Only? Don't want to pay 25,000 to move it back or move it in the first place? Well, luckily or unluckily Rockstar is retarded and tied the yacht spawn to the proximity of your spawn location, no matter what it is. For example, if you want to spawn at an apartment or last location, enjoy your yacht moving to the closest docking point against your will or by your will on purpose. Remember, with Rockstar, IT'S ALWAYS A FEATURE.
i post a picture of katya and now it's nessi.
what a fucking world.
>date] [Auto] 7
What's not to love
>not liking extreme hipster bitches in 2016
>liking wannabe bohemians
get the real thing or not at all.
What's gtag favorite interior?
Low res because playing windowed, no bully
when i made a buccaneer custom into a yardie lobo with leopard skin interior and fuzzy dice stick.
Only one that can ban me is Holo.
>that driver orientation
shoutout to the big rigs
>Plastic surgery update
>You can change your character's body type, but it's just a selection of existing models like Amada's larger bust, Michal's small amount of fat, etc.
What model would you pick if your character could have any NPC's body?
>Franklin is brotier
>Lamar is even more fucking annoying than he is in Online, which is something I didn't even think was possible
>Micheal seems like a cool guy
>Micheal's son is a shit and needs to get raped or murdered
>Trevor is CoD-tier edgy teenager faggotry
I miss GTA4. Nico was badass, Brucie was fucking hilarious(also genetically superior), Roman was funny and stereotypical russian immigrant.
>Russian script kiddie enters lobby
>He's the only other person in it besides me
>Blows me up with his "leet hax" menu
Man, if only rockstar actually gave a shit about video evidence of hackers anymore.
I take back what I said earlier, this is my favorite screen of all time.
looks like carmen sandiago if she was a tranny
What he means, autist, is that he misses the characters from that game and how they were better than the characters we have in 5.
It's hilarious how pathetic you all are that you think online circlejerks are comparable to real human interactions.
Here we have a gaggle of losers talking about their online persona's. This shit is more cringeworthy than the 12 year olds screaming niggerfaggot into their mics.
This is the kind of shit that if anyone in the real world found out about it, they wouldn't talk to you anymore.
I'm pretty sure the whole Waifu thing is just a joke, man.
I've never taken it seriously, and just assumed it was people acting depraved on purpose.
Also, you need to use the regular rocket, my man. Those homing rockets are like 5k a pop.
Shit's expensive, yo.
has anyone ever beat this setup in one try with randys? I swear it's impossible
>guy parks car wrong and it fails
>guy shoots while they're driving up
>bodyguard/dealer die in the first 10 seconds
>someone just randomly dies to police after we drive off with briefcase
>someone just randomly leaves
>have to exit through areas still filled with guards then swim out of a pipe 100m from the base
Why the fuck can't we just walk back out the way we came in(which is clear by the way), and have the helo pick us up in the goddamn parking lot?
I've been away for a few months and now that I'm back I see some new updates.
Is starting an organization any fun? If I was a VIP would any of you join?
>doing CMC with some randoms a bro hooked me up with, all in one sitting
>told everyone to leave if something went awry/someone died
>find myself orchestrating a lot of the setups/heists this way
>I agree to show them the glitches, the shortcuts, everything
>get up to Humane Labs Heist Setup: EMP
>enter the Hydra, get my top gun on
>one of the members crash into an AI lazer
>see the notice for CMC cancellation pop up at the same time as member dies
>lose all sense of reason as it happens
>head back to free-mode, defeated
>realize all my other teammates left
>immediately realize the mistake I may have made
>all other teammates keep their challenge progress
>we finish it all in a single go from there
no doubt i'm feeling a little 'kolded here, but i'm honestly torn between the options of contacting rockstar and completing the thing another day
i helped them get the money, and it feels like enough; i did, however, get enough evidence of us completing the challenge to suggest that i was there
so i'm sitting with these screenshots that some randoms sent me and my dick in my hand; what do?
>I'm pretty sure the whole Waifu thing is just a joke, man.
Not that guy but it really is some cringey shit. Doing it "ironically" doesn't make it any different than doing it seriously.
Why the fuck didn't you quit the game?
I did CMC with friends and we fucked up 3 times as we all saw the restart message, only to be saved by quitting the game despite the message popping out.
Better to have at least tried than accepting failure.
finale, but yeah. what was the point of even clearing the parking lot? also, why not just lower us into the parking lot from the start? usually someone misses the jump and lands outside of it, so the chopper man needs to go down, pick him up and take him inside.
the only excuse is "the emp", but just wait for the blast, then land.
He is rolling in money, but he's a paranoid schizophrenic who believes that the government doesn't care about people living in shit holes.
Basically, he lives like that so he won't draw attention to himself.
the only other time i tried this was on deadgen, man
that message never popped up as soon as someone was dead; you were always notified as you were returning to free-mode
all the other guys were psyched out too because they'd never seen the notice pop up mid-heist; i assumed it was a new counter-measure set in place to prevent people from quitting
in the end i'll admit it was my fault since i didn't make the jump, but i don't even need the money all that much
i'm just wondering whether i should try to fight for the money (and presumably win, since i have screenshots from the members who completed the challenge with me) or leave it be for another day
it was a last minute thing, too; they needed a fourth guy and i had a free day today
i play pretty often and i'm pretty stingy with the currency, so it wouldn't really matter either way
i'm really just glad i could be there to complete it with them
>some underage b& kiddo added through friend of friend brings up weed constantly during heists
>DUDE BERNIE LMAO
>yeah yeah, but is Jew
>"I-I dont have anything against any religions..."
>proceeds to call all the Republicans racist bigots because of their Christian views/"morals"
>"so you just dont have anything against Jews?"
>silence"...IM NOT A RACIST..."
gotta love it
>when you realize your team was awful
dude died towards the end which makes me think he realized just how bad the group was and wanted to restart. I know one dude was getting peppered the entire way to the bikes, so he alone probably lost over $400k of it.
>Find a car/bike I don't really like anymore
>Buy something I do like
>Let it sit in my garage just like all of the others
>Never use it
>A week later realize I don't like it anymore
>Buy something I do like in order to start the cycle once again
>This is literally all I do
How do I fix this?
can't fix it. just keep the cars and stop selling them. I have a couple in my garage I regret buying, but I'm sure later I might have an urge to drive it again, so I keep them.
we left the bank with a million. two guys were getting hit hard on the race to the bikes. we tried to stick together and cover each other, but one guy was cowboy about it and got hit hard by the special agent police(I've never seen those guys before so I assume they only spawn if you the alarm is triggered early)
I have 100 garage spaces.
If I ever get bored of a car, I just put it away
There's no need to sell it.
This is my current favorite.
>Non chromed secondary
Yeah, nah, would make crew attack you/10
Just copypaste the same shit into another report until somebody does something. Works for me every time. Also, get rid of that shit about knowing you're supposed to report in game. Be assertive, but polite.
wow, until now i hadn't done chrome secondaries because they'd always look like shit when previewed in lsc, but outside they look fine. R* really needs to add a way to preview your respray under different lighting conditions
It was fun while it lasted lads
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and in case you are wondering I used menus to change the time of day and weather to take pictures well I see you people in 26th
>spic riders 2 is next update
Past month I've seen literally zero people using lowriders in free roam or missions. They are shit cars that rust in the garage from meet to meet. Rockstar should just can the idea and add better customization for normal vehicles.
i think the mamba's ok too
but people would be mad if they added $80000 engine covers for regular cars, and they gotta sell those shark cards somehow :^)
nah fr though i want a tuner update, lowriders are only good to look at
>Trying to reorganize my garages because autism
>Shipping my Insurgent to the new place
>Some assfaggot in a kuruma drives through me and a trail of five cops try to follow.
>They crash into me
>Three star wanted level
>Right outside the fucking garage
>Can't go in now
>Die due to bullshit
Fuck that shit. Fuck all of that shit.
>3 stars from a crash
>die in an isurgent
not only are you a terrible liar, but you are also a terrible player
>mfw bannu wave hits and you just got a shit load of haxxerbux
With r* I'm just never sure
So, let's assume I acquired a CV1 Rift.
Let's say I also own a Cyberith Virtualizer.
What would be the best way to simulate holding a gun? I've been using an Xbox controller, but now that I've found a way to hook up an actual racing wheel, I'm pretty sure i'd help to find an actual gun-like controller.
My only issue is that I would be aiming with my head. The gun would just be the trigger/buttons, and there's no way to fix that.
I've been using this:
This game is pretty much the only game you'll use your full setup for. My advice is to get a really good HOTAS and set it up to allow you to play Elite Dangerous.
Also, how do you feel about how lightweight the CV1 is compared to the Dev Kit 2? It feels so different to me that it honestly weirds me out sometimes.
If you like CS:GO, then your setup would also work really well with it. Really, any FPS is going to work out well. (Yes, even multiplayer against M&KB users.)
$350? Shit. I'll have to save up a bit more, then.
I know exactly what you mean. I skipped the Dev Kit 2, and I'm assuming the Dev Kit 1 was even heavier. Super weird. Does make aiming a lot better, though.
is anyone online rn
i just wanna dick around in freemode t b h
Room for one more Super. I'm thinking Entity or Adder.
>$2000 for being a good boy
>meanwhile, players that grief and menuhax have it all
why is rockstar trying to make us all super villains?
>I get banned for receiving an unuseable amount of hacker-bucks by accident
>meanwhile, little Timmy has a billion golden helicopters sitting on his fleet of yachts
Anybody down for heisting on PS4? Just need 2 guys.
I know this character belongs to gtag
>Sleepy as fuck
>Haven't showered in 25 hours
>Haven't slept, either
>Surviving off of two bowls of whole wheat pasta and a single Ultra Red Monster Energy Drink™
>Don't want to sleep
>Have been stuck on Series A Funding for a year
>Every. Single. Time. It fails.
>I've had only one good group of randoms.
>We got through all of the first setup.
>One of them turned out to be an asshole russian and threw a grenade at my car once all but one of us were at the goal.
>Have never been able to get beyond collecting the coke since then
>Always ask crew to join me
>Never get help
I will soon an hero because of this game. I'm not fucking joking.
I'm going to sleep. I might just give up on heists as a whole. It's been a whole fucking year of Series A - Coke for me.
>rockstar still hasn't realized people are getting banned on purpose to keep all their menubux
I'm curious why they give back all the cars and shit. why not just wipe the account clean and make them start over? it's almost better to just take a 1 month hit, just so you'll have enough money to play around when the next DLC is released.
Finally found my tacticool van, Now to decide which tacticool car I get rid of >>128649795.
Yeah bans are randomly enforced and basically if anyone gets pissed off for any reason and reports you for exploits you get caught with your pants down in these troublesome times (banwaves)
Yeah there is but it hasn't been working for me since I upgraded to PC
It worked fine on oldgen
Either the flight school update cuz noone ever uses it or the LTS update cuz it didn't add any new vehicles and only added a shitty CS clone noone plays and cowadooty clothes.
that osiris looks like shit senpai
like the rest though
get an adder, it´s fun to drive around it, i put mine one whole color.
best mamba i´ve seen so far
kenetic energy recovery system
lets you use a sort of "nitro" to go faster on both the vindicator and the lectro motorcycles.
fun to fuck around with, not wort nearly a million
What time is the crew session/gamemodes starting?
Am I being meme'd on? Both the Mamba and the Casco have the exact same problem: they handle kerbs and bumps like ass. They are both a pain to drive unless you are always on flat surfaces.
So who the fuck are these MP3 clowns who are in massive numbers in every lobby I join of late? They're all either menushitters with triggerbots and aimbots active along with One hit kill or junior high squeakers spamming the voice chat.
Just got GTA5 and finished installing, took fucking hours. Edited a few settings but getting too late to play today.
Any pro tips and tricks for a newfriend? Looking forward to try these new heist things.
None of the other posters in this thread but just started and want custom plates, can anyone here confirm the ifruit shit works with bluestacks on win 7? Or recommend an emulator to try?
When you get to the online
you'll want an apartment
In that order.
When you buy an apartment, make sure you buy a high-end one so you can run heists.
The cheapest high-end capable of hosting heists is about 200k.
To make money, do contact missions in the beginning.
You'll want to give racing a shot, because when you don't play with a modder, they're quite fun.
If you're signed up for the social club, you can get an elegy for free.
I recommend ordering that car as soon as you've got an apartment.
If you care about car's performance, read the OP post, it has lists of which car does the best lap-time etc.
If a hacker drops money on you, don't put it into your bank, keep it on your character's wallet. This will, hopefully, avoid getting you detected right away.
If someone does drop money on you, fill up your garages with as many T-20's as you possibly can.
Buy every apartment, ever clothing item, every gun and attachment for that gun, every pegasus vehicle.
Then, make a second character and do it all over again for that character.
o bby. Post more van stuff.
Sweet, thanks, I'll give it a go then.
It's a sort of "default" crew with no limit so it attracts the bottom of the barrel who are just looking to join a crew because they think it's something that will help them, but aren't looking for anything too involving. In short, yes.
Make friends. Add people from here. We're autists, but most of us are helpful autists, and we speak fluent English unlike the majority of the GTAO playerbase.
Start off doing contact missions with people you know. You'll make decent money and experience, and it's not the end of the world if you die.
Speaking of which, you'll die a lot starting out. Don't let it get to you. At low levels, your health is tiny compared to most players. You'll get a boost every 20 levels until you hit 100.
Stay out of gunfights with anyone over level 90. They have a bullshit sniper rifle which will one-hit-kill you no matter where you get hit and you will be fighting a losing battle.
Don't buy guns you don't need. You cannot drop weapons once you buy them, and if you buy, say, all the pistols, you will have a very rough time trying to scroll to the right gun when shit goes south. Buy the Special Carbine or Bullpup Rifle from the right wall of the gun store, as well as the Marksman Rifle, and they will serve you well for the rest of the game. Also, buy the AP Pistol as soon as you unlock it as it is a necessity for drive-bys. Do NOT buy the Micro SMG.
Steal and insure a Sultan as soon as you find one. It's a four-door Toyota-looking car. It's fast, handles well, and is a jack-of-all-trades.
Buy a Bati 801 with your first big payout. It's the all-around best bike in the game and it's dirt-cheap. Learn to use it well and you can drive circles around supercars.
Know what an Armored Kuruma looks like. If you see one, run. It's a bulletproof car and 99.9% of the time it's some shitter trying to kill you. You can blow it up, but the game will charge you $6000 for doing so, and that adds up over time.
Buy cars you enjoy. Don't get caught up in the "only da bestest/most fastest" mindset as most of the cars in the game are somehow viable. Be careful with Pegasus vehicles, though, as you cannot sell them.
Most importantly, have fun and don't take the game too seriously.
Not permanently you cant and anon sure as fuck wont want to be spending two minutes every time he joins a session or has to reload just to drop all the guns he doesnt want to use.
I don't know what you guys are talking about, maybe this is something new they added.
I dropped all my unnecessary weapons way back when I had it on the consoles, and I've never had a problem buying/dropping weapons since then.
Hopefully it will slow down the menu proliferation or even encourage people to play legit.
>mfw people will pirate paid menus
>Do NOT buy the Micro SMG
Wrong. The micro smg is the only drive-by automatic you can use until level what 30-something when the AP pistol unlocks?
You will use it hard and often until the AP pistol unlocks and you will be glad you have it.
No the one that came in the lowriders update.
Don't know why Rockstar calls it the machine pistol instead of something closer to Tec-9
I can respect this counter-argument.
It boils down to either dealing without having an automatic drive-by weapon until level 33, or dealing with another gun to scroll past after level 33. That anon can decide which is more important to him. I personally like having a clean weapon wheel, so I made that recommendation.
>This tune is stuck in my head
>Guy circling my location for 5 minutes at ground level
>Start hearing explosions above me
Apparently gun manufacturer are whiny bitches when it comes to their guns being used in media so devs must often make guns resembling real firearms or just change their guns name to some made up shit. Goldeneye is one of the worse example of this practice.
I am confused, anon. I am Flib. Blater is Blater, Vanilla Rice, and
Do you hate Blater so much that you lost the ability to read?
>mfw East Los FM didn't receive a song update in the Enhanced edition
>try to be comfy driving in the gentle country rain
>clown van keeps honking at me
Loving these failed z-lib calls.
>doing that mission for Lamar where you must destroy that other gang's convoy
>one guy insists in getting out of the moonbeam and just shoot them because he has a minigun
>repeat the convoy part atleast 5 times because that guy insists in trying to destroy the convoy with the minigun instead of getting inside the van and chasing them
>"I almost had them!" said the guy atleast 3 times
>I still couldn't find a decent crew to finish that mission
>staying in the Moonbeam
You have no one but yourselves to blame.
>implying the moonbeam isn't fun as fuck
>implying it isn't one of the best vehicles for drive-bys
So 2 of my Benny Lowriders are missing their livery and a few upgrades I had installed and bling in the back was changed to different one. Is this a hackers doing or just jewstar buggy game making me want to spend more money?
Show me your lowriders
>How much did you spend
>Do you like it?
>How many others did you make before?
>Just one, the primo, don't like that, dropped like $2m on that
>be hunting for a daemon
>some random shitter bails out of a hydra a mile out and starts sniping crew from top of a hill
>its night and he's wearing all black
>nobody is getting a kill cam showing where he's even at
>eventually we kill him and push his shit in until he goes passive
>hop in my hydra to cruise around
>notice he's got his own hydra while still in passive
>climb to atmosphere waiting for it since he's following below me
>"SHITTER HAS GONE OFF THE RADAR"
>proceed to 'dogfight' the fucker until we kill each other when he rams his jet into me
Randoms are generally a bunch of tryhard faggots but good god this guy took it to a new level.
I was helping you two with finding a Daemon. Where did you find it, and is it a reliable place to find Daemons?
- $800k or thereabouts
- it's okay, wish the wheels weren't so tiny. i honestly only made it because there's no other way to have a clean voodoo
- buccaneer. regretted it pretty much instantly
>trying to move GTA5 to my ssd
>copy files out of steam
>delete local content
>start install to ssd
>move files to ssd
The files are fucking there but steam insists on fucking downloading them again.
>I keep getting into one-on-one chicken matches where either I or my enemy hits with constantly firing bullets while flying towards each other.
That's just typical dog fights in GTA these days. Explosive rounds were a mistake.
Soulwax FM didn't have one either and it's a pretty underrated station tbqh.
I made a beginners guide for bikes. Im probably missing some stuff.
>This piece of shit
>Special snowflake faggot bike
Do you freely choose where to put the crew logo on your vehicle or is it pre-set?
Pic related, what i'm planning to do when I have enough monies for a Monroe.
>rping as the families
>not rping as sons of samedi
it's like you guys don't even have any taste.
it's either that or the yardies as far as voodoo monkey gangs go.
F A C T
>Join a Prison Break with pubs for the hell of it
>Flying the plane avoiding jets
>Waiting for the demolitionist to get to the helicopter
>See the shitter driving around the prison in an Armored Kuruma the whole entire time
>He does this on the second attempt after failing
go ahead, take the akuma, then the double t out for a few laps with lots of twists. It will be plain as day. I made a really twisty track and did like 30 laps with the double t and the akuma, and the double T not only got a better time, it was easier and more pleasant to drive as well.
But keep in mind its still a superbike and still has amazing handling overall- this is only in relation to the other superbikes. Im not saying the akuma has bad handling.
I'm playing Dragon's Dogma right now, senpai.
Prison Break finale is rage inducing. I always avoid it when I can and only join Prison Break stuff when it's explicitly stated that it is a Set Up.
Wish I could play that but the sound for this game is fucked. It gets choppy as hell on my side.
Who's /shitter/ here?
>have C4 under the hood of Entity
>see some stupid car meeting
>drove up between some Adder and a T20
>shit was so cash
Sorry to hear that, though. Game's wonderful on PC. Keep an eye on the Steam forums. Maybe there will soon be a fix/patch.
>flying the plane
>high as fuck in first person
>fly it behind the wake of the enemy jet
>feels like fucking forever
>heli somehow crashes into a sign and blows up
>entire fucking sky is empty 99.999999999% empty mother fucking valley
just a few hours ago we were the furry mafia
use machetes and pimped up mananas and emperors while driving like a lunatic listening to blue ark fm.
it's quite a way to play.
K/D is a silly thing to care about in a game as unbalanced and easily abusable as GTA:O
You can snipe people from a mile out without them seeing your name overhead, health is based on level for some fucking reason, Homing rockets do all the work for you and miniguns have far too much accuracy for something that large and heavy being carried by a person even my scrawny ass could lay out.
Best to do what I do and just fight till you get bored.
Or until they ragequit :^)
Miniguns ARE accurate in real life, even in when held by a (big) person. The unrealistic issue in game is the fact that the player can point and swing around at retard speeds while in real life it isn't that easy. The spread is minimal though.
Ive never dl or installed any menus or cheats. Its just 2 recent lowriders that wont keep their custom stuff, Ive lost like a million due to shit just disappearing. I don't think its my memory since none of the others are fucking up, just those 2.
>watch me dance for those millennial votes
just as bad as hillary trying to get the negro vote
would you rather have an old hag as a president or donald motherfucking trump because none of the other runners have a chance besides maybe communist sanders.
>back to /pol/ until i can be arsed to take photos of ingame shit
>maybe communist sanders.
Considering how many super delegates Hillary has, Hernie would need to win 40 states over Hillary to get nomination, pretty much impossible. Trump has got this in the bag.
As long as Trump doesn't try to take my guns, or make it anymore difficult to own/buy them.
what would happen if rockstar disabled(and removed) k/d from our profiles?
>Make support ticket with short vid of skiddie fucking people over
>start typing out ticket description
>suddenly the ticket is submitted the moment the video file is fully uploaded
>half the description is left undone and the video file in question isnt even included
Gee I wonder why people think R* support is so useless~
>Not a minute later ticket is closed
>HEY ANON WE APPRECIATE IT BUT FUCK YOU USE THE INGAME MENU TO REPORT K THANKS
It's like someone walked up to me at the office, slapped the meeting summary I'm reading off out of my hands, then told me we only communicate through smoke signals didn't I read the memo?
rockstar doesn't want us to report anyone. they've created their own system of punishment, which doesn't include perma banning anyone unless they've become a real nuisance.