/GTAOG/ Grand Theft Auto: Online - General

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>>128721741
>/GTAOG/ Grand Theft Auto: Online - General

Also, not gonna happen.

Will you stop shilling something that will never be added to online?
The best you're getting is more liveries.

>>128721932
If real I might buy a cheap shark card.

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>>128721950

ew hipster chick

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Remember taste differs from person to person.

Choice in cars are bound in many different aspects, beyond the ingame stats.

>>128722179
Yeah!

On an unrelated note, has anyone been getting popups from WinRar asking you to buy a license?
Every time I open a rar, it asks me to buy one.
When the fuck did this happen?

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qts

Anyone want to do Series A from the start?

PC

>>128722360
Its how the program is distributed.

It has always been like that.

Get PeaZip for the full *Free* experience.

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Why the hell does my hair turn green when I get out of the shower?

>>128722712
you didn't clean under your ears

>>128721932
Was that real? It said it was posted back in May, but I'd love for that to happen.

Are you tired of your yacht randomly moving around, even in Invite Only? Don't want to pay 25,000 to move it back or move it in the first place? Well, luckily or unluckily Rockstar is retarded and tied the yacht spawn to the proximity of your spawn location, no matter what it is. For example, if you want to spawn at an apartment or last location, enjoy your yacht moving to the closest docking point against your will or by your will on purpose. Remember, with Rockstar, IT'S ALWAYS A FEATURE.

>>128721741

LOL. Those prices. Add an extra 00 and you'll at least have a chance by appealing to C*s wallet.

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>>128722395

i post a picture of katya and now it's nessi.


what a fucking world.

>>128723278
They'll patch it next DLC.

>>128724457
Speaking of which, what's the next DLC suppose to be?
I'm getting bored already. GTAV's playerbase has started to steadily decline.

>>128724550
Mansions. Lenny Avery Reality is a website that is down for 'maintenance' but I hope they make it a site to buy huge customize-able mansions.

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>>128722164
>date] [Auto] 7
>>128721950
What's not to love

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>comfyanon

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>>128721950
>>128722164
>not liking extreme hipster bitches in 2016

>playing
>gtager joins and starts spamming super fucking loud static over mic and laughing about it
>ask him to stop
>tells me to "shut the fuck up"
>ban him from the crew


felt good

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>>128725534

>2015+1

>liking wannabe bohemians

get the real thing or not at all.

>>128725756
you banned blater?

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What's gtag favorite interior?
Low res because playing windowed, no bully

>>128726064
I remember that show.

Nanette did nothing wrong and she gets shit on.

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>>128726175

when i made a buccaneer custom into a yardie lobo with leopard skin interior and fuzzy dice stick.

aw ye

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>>128726132
Only one that can ban me is Holo.

>>128725048
>mansions

It's been down for maintenance since GTAO started on the 360/PS3.

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>>128726064
perhaps you prefer Jens

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>>128726564
Gross

>>128724550
I only play when they release an update
feels bad but they dug this hole themselves

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>>128726629
Perhaps tonks is more your speed

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>>128726175
>max comfy
>that driver orientation
shoutout to the big rigs

>>128726132
No, blater plays good songs, not deafening static via a dial up connection that lags like fuck.

>>128724550
It's to be expected. The only thing the update had ,gameplay wise, was 10 minigames. One which came with 6mil+ pricetag.

>Plastic surgery update
>You can change your character's body type, but it's just a selection of existing models like Amada's larger bust, Michal's small amount of fat, etc.

What model would you pick if your character could have any NPC's body?

>>128727054
Lifeguard model

>>128727054
beach bodybuilder, son

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>playing story

>Franklin is brotier
>Lamar is even more fucking annoying than he is in Online, which is something I didn't even think was possible
>Micheal seems like a cool guy
>Micheal's son is a shit and needs to get raped or murdered
>Trevor is CoD-tier edgy teenager faggotry

I miss GTA4. Nico was badass, Brucie was fucking hilarious(also genetically superior), Roman was funny and stereotypical russian immigrant.

>Russian script kiddie enters lobby
>He's the only other person in it besides me
>Blows me up with his "leet hax" menu
Man, if only rockstar actually gave a shit about video evidence of hackers anymore.

>>128727054
That fat fuck of a NPC.

>>128727410
How do you miss it, faggot? Did every copy in the world disappear in the last five seconds or something? Fuck off with your pseudo-nostalgia bullshit trip.

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>>128727054

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Which gtag waifu is your favorite?

>>128727621
Nessi

>>128727621
None, they're all disgusting trannies except for Nessi of course.

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Can I make an alien Thin Man in this game?

>>128727765
No. You cannot alter bodytype.

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I take back what I said earlier, this is my favorite screen of all time.

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>>128727621
This

also rip Tonks

>>128727621
Everyone is my favorite even you

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>>128728216
honorable mention goes to dreams

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>>128726564

looks like carmen sandiago if she was a tranny

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>>128727559
What he means, autist, is that he misses the characters from that game and how they were better than the characters we have in 5.

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>>128728857
Rude

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>>128728216
It's not rape if it's a clone.

>>128727621
It's hilarious how pathetic you all are that you think online circlejerks are comparable to real human interactions.

Here we have a gaggle of losers talking about their online persona's. This shit is more cringeworthy than the 12 year olds screaming niggerfaggot into their mics.

This is the kind of shit that if anyone in the real world found out about it, they wouldn't talk to you anymore.

>>128729465
Taking things to an unhealthy extreme is what 4chan is all about though so get out normie REEEEEE

>>128729465
Wow, you're so awesome. Can I subscribe to your blog?

How many people would agree with me when I say this game could have been Secondlife 2.0 if RockStar did Online right?

>>128729465
>he fell for the meme

>>128729895
>wanting that garbage of a game to get a sequel
go away, grandpa

>>128729465
>User receive 4chan Gold^tm for this post

>>128730106
It technically is. LindenLabs are trying to make a new game like SecondLife for VR.

>>128729465
I'm pretty sure the whole Waifu thing is just a joke, man.
I've never taken it seriously, and just assumed it was people acting depraved on purpose.

>>128730741
Also, you need to use the regular rocket, my man. Those homing rockets are like 5k a pop.
Shit's expensive, yo.

>>128731196
Regular rocket would have exploded mid-air before it reached.

>>128731196
Regular RPGs have a shitty range. That there was a sure hit.

>>128731283
>>128731389
Holy fuck. I didn't know this.
This changes everything.

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>>128731451
This is how I imagine you talking.

>>128733695
>me getting blown out of my jet by a skiddy
>alt f4

Fucking game.

>>128697861

damage control
you never posted as a namefag while waving your Epeen

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>>128722395
nah

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has anyone ever beat this setup in one try with randys? I swear it's impossible
>guy parks car wrong and it fails
>guy shoots while they're driving up
>bodyguard/dealer die in the first 10 seconds
>someone just randomly dies to police after we drive off with briefcase
>someone just randomly leaves

>>128734958
>respawn at apartment when everyone else respawns at the lot

>>128734958
Try doing the mission with snow on the ground and randoms.

>>128734958
I never understood why she stalled for so long.

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>>128734958
>have to exit through areas still filled with guards then swim out of a pipe 100m from the base
Why the fuck can't we just walk back out the way we came in(which is clear by the way), and have the helo pick us up in the goddamn parking lot?

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I've been away for a few months and now that I'm back I see some new updates.

Is starting an organization any fun? If I was a VIP would any of you join?

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>doing CMC with some randoms a bro hooked me up with, all in one sitting
>told everyone to leave if something went awry/someone died
>find myself orchestrating a lot of the setups/heists this way
>I agree to show them the glitches, the shortcuts, everything
>get up to Humane Labs Heist Setup: EMP
>enter the Hydra, get my top gun on
>one of the members crash into an AI lazer
>see the notice for CMC cancellation pop up at the same time as member dies
>lose all sense of reason as it happens
>head back to free-mode, defeated
>realize all my other teammates left
>immediately realize the mistake I may have made
>all other teammates keep their challenge progress
>we finish it all in a single go from there
>mfw

no doubt i'm feeling a little 'kolded here, but i'm honestly torn between the options of contacting rockstar and completing the thing another day

i helped them get the money, and it feels like enough; i did, however, get enough evidence of us completing the challenge to suggest that i was there

so i'm sitting with these screenshots that some randoms sent me and my dick in my hand; what do?

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>>128731196
>I'm pretty sure the whole Waifu thing is just a joke, man.
Not that guy but it really is some cringey shit. Doing it "ironically" doesn't make it any different than doing it seriously.

>>128737258
Why the fuck didn't you quit the game?
I did CMC with friends and we fucked up 3 times as we all saw the restart message, only to be saved by quitting the game despite the message popping out.
Better to have at least tried than accepting failure.

>>128737143
finale, but yeah. what was the point of even clearing the parking lot? also, why not just lower us into the parking lot from the start? usually someone misses the jump and lands outside of it, so the chopper man needs to go down, pick him up and take him inside.

the only excuse is "the emp", but just wait for the blast, then land.

I thought I was safe. Thought the banwave was over. Got another 10 day ban. Serves me right for playing this buggy mess Rockstar prides itself on calling a "game".

Why is Lester setup in a shit run down house in the middle of a ghetto?

Shouldn't he be rolling dosh from all the jobs he did with Micheal?

>>128738306
He is rolling in money, but he's a paranoid schizophrenic who believes that the government doesn't care about people living in shit holes.

Basically, he lives like that so he won't draw attention to himself.

>>128738264
Oy vey goyim, why don't you just buy one of our moderately priced shark cards?

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>>128737884
the only other time i tried this was on deadgen, man

that message never popped up as soon as someone was dead; you were always notified as you were returning to free-mode

all the other guys were psyched out too because they'd never seen the notice pop up mid-heist; i assumed it was a new counter-measure set in place to prevent people from quitting

in the end i'll admit it was my fault since i didn't make the jump, but i don't even need the money all that much

i'm just wondering whether i should try to fight for the money (and presumably win, since i have screenshots from the members who completed the challenge with me) or leave it be for another day

it was a last minute thing, too; they needed a fourth guy and i had a free day today

i play pretty often and i'm pretty stingy with the currency, so it wouldn't really matter either way

i'm really just glad i could be there to complete it with them

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Hello from Mount Yacht

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Need two for Series A

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>some underage b& kiddo added through friend of friend brings up weed constantly during heists
>DUDE BERNIE LMAO
>yeah yeah, but is Jew
>"I-I dont have anything against any religions..."
>proceeds to call all the Republicans racist bigots because of their Christian views/"morals"
>"so you just dont have anything against Jews?"
>silence"...IM NOT A RACIST..."
gotta love it

>>128740014

omw senpai

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>when you realize your team was awful
dude died towards the end which makes me think he realized just how bad the group was and wanted to restart. I know one dude was getting peppered the entire way to the bikes, so he alone probably lost over $400k of it.

>Get online
>Find a car/bike I don't really like anymore
>Sell it
>Buy something I do like
>Customize it
>Let it sit in my garage just like all of the others
>Never use it
>A week later realize I don't like it anymore
>Sell it
>Buy something I do like in order to start the cycle once again
>This is literally all I do

How do I fix this?

>>128744961
>$550,000
Wow, I don't think I've ever seen it that low.
Why didn't one person grab all the money?
Why didn't the money-guy stay in the bank?

Was this on consoles?

>>128745308
can't fix it. just keep the cars and stop selling them. I have a couple in my garage I regret buying, but I'm sure later I might have an urge to drive it again, so I keep them.
>>128745398
we left the bank with a million. two guys were getting hit hard on the race to the bikes. we tried to stick together and cover each other, but one guy was cowboy about it and got hit hard by the special agent police(I've never seen those guys before so I assume they only spawn if you the alarm is triggered early)

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>>128745308
>two characters

I have 100 garage spaces.
If I ever get bored of a car, I just put it away
There's no need to sell it.

This is my current favorite.

>>128745902
car is beautiful. wish it handled like the casco.

>>128746179
I wish every car handled like the Casco
maybe then we wouldn't be involved in 4 different wars

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when

>SAVING FAILED

oh boy

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>>128747197
>soon

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is this tacticool enough, anon?

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who /muscle/ here?

>>128748075
Is good.

>>128748182
Muscle is something you have in your arms.
Stop liking fuel inefficient cars.

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>>128748182
>Non chromed secondary
Yeah, nah, would make crew attack you/10

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>>128748295
cucked by the global warming jews

>>128748413
I don't want to support the oil-jew more that needed.

It's like counterjewing.

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This motherfucker didnt even look at it.

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Voltic confirmed fastest car

>>128748509
reported
YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE FUN
I REPEAT YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE FUN

>>128748721
Just copypaste the same shit into another report until somebody does something. Works for me every time. Also, get rid of that shit about knowing you're supposed to report in game. Be assertive, but polite.

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>>128748760
No you're wrong

>>128748875
>faction
Hitting a curb and bouncing across the map doesn't count.

>>128748924
Proof is right there my friend :^)

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>>128748326

wow, until now i hadn't done chrome secondaries because they'd always look like shit when previewed in lsc, but outside they look fine. R* really needs to add a way to preview your respray under different lighting conditions

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>>128749534
You're welcome

>>128749534
for future reference here's a complete list of acceptable uses for chrome paint:

- dukes (secondary)
- casco (secondary)
- manana topless (secondary)

that is all

>>128749534
I still think brushed steel looks better than chrome for Dukes.

It was fun while it lasted lads

>This is an automated message from Rockstar Games to inform you that your account has been flagged for violating our Online Features Code of Conduct and/or EULA

>Accounts can become flagged as a result of automated analysis or manual review of evidence for violations such as modding, hacking, exploiting or abusing game mechanics, or otherwise interfering with other players’ gameplay experience

Some actions taken in response to these flags include restrictions to separate pools for matchmaking, muted microphones or restrictions on UGC creation, removal of illegitimate in-game cash/items or RP, and temporary or permanent restrictions on your ability to access GTA Online.

and in case you are wondering I used menus to change the time of day and weather to take pictures well I see you people in 26th

>spic riders 2 is next update

Past month I've seen literally zero people using lowriders in free roam or missions. They are shit cars that rust in the garage from meet to meet. Rockstar should just can the idea and add better customization for normal vehicles.

>>128750682
street racing update when? i want to rice the shit out of my Stratus

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>>128750405

i think the mamba's ok too

>>128750682

but people would be mad if they added $80000 engine covers for regular cars, and they gotta sell those shark cards somehow :^)

nah fr though i want a tuner update, lowriders are only good to look at

>>128750682
there's no reason why shit like paintable interiors shouldn't be available for every car in the game

>>128750476
Yeah we get it Blater, you spend all your NEETbux on GTA.

>>128751018
I don't work at all and yet I still make more than you

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>>128751018
>neetbux

>>128751192
S U L T A N B O Y S

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>>128751192

>Trying to reorganize my garages because autism
>Shipping my Insurgent to the new place
>Some assfaggot in a kuruma drives through me and a trail of five cops try to follow.
>They crash into me
>Three star wanted level
>Right outside the fucking garage
>Can't go in now
>Die due to bullshit
>Insurgent impounded

Fuck that shit. Fuck all of that shit.

WHAT TIME IS THE MEET UP TODAY FAMPAIS?

>>128751627
this is the sort of thing you do in a private session

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>>128751627

>3 stars from a crash

>die in an isurgent

not only are you a terrible liar, but you are also a terrible player

>>128751657
Cancelled. We're all banned.

>>128751806
RIP
Just checked, I am banned as well. This time permanent. Good luck and god speed.

>>128751847
Who? I want to know who I will never see again.

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>>128751806
>PKeks

>>128751806
Can confirm. All banned.

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>>128751914
only faggots click this

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I'm not banned.

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>mfw bannu wave hits and you just got a shit load of haxxerbux

With r* I'm just never sure

>>128752247
Reported

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>>128752247
Feels good to be not banned.

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>>128753245
I know that feel, brother

So, let's assume I acquired a CV1 Rift.

Let's say I also own a Cyberith Virtualizer.

What would be the best way to simulate holding a gun? I've been using an Xbox controller, but now that I've found a way to hook up an actual racing wheel, I'm pretty sure i'd help to find an actual gun-like controller.

My only issue is that I would be aiming with my head. The gun would just be the trigger/buttons, and there's no way to fix that.

>>128753745
Good for you

>>128753745
I've been using this:
http://www.gizmag.com/delta-six-gun-controller/24469/

This game is pretty much the only game you'll use your full setup for. My advice is to get a really good HOTAS and set it up to allow you to play Elite Dangerous.

Also, how do you feel about how lightweight the CV1 is compared to the Dev Kit 2? It feels so different to me that it honestly weirds me out sometimes.

If you like CS:GO, then your setup would also work really well with it. Really, any FPS is going to work out well. (Yes, even multiplayer against M&KB users.)

>>128754053
$350? Shit. I'll have to save up a bit more, then.

I know exactly what you mean. I skipped the Dev Kit 2, and I'm assuming the Dev Kit 1 was even heavier. Super weird. Does make aiming a lot better, though.

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mfw bl8

>>128754556

>>128754556

>>128754556

How to get a lot of money right now? Haven't played since Rooftop Rumble grind and some of the new things look pretty sweet

>inb4 hackerbux

>>128754997

>>128754997
sit in your apartment and accept finale invites.

>>128755092

>>128755209

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>>128754556

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is anyone online rn
i just wanna dick around in freemode t b h

>>128755879
When are you going to do that in real life?

>>128756006
not at that point yet

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Room for one more Super. I'm thinking Entity or Adder.

Any recommendations?

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>$2000 for being a good boy
>meanwhile, players that grief and menuhax have it all
why is rockstar trying to make us all super villains?

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>NEETs

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>>128757525

>>128756693
Adder is a meme car.

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>I get banned for receiving an unuseable amount of hacker-bucks by accident
>meanwhile, little Timmy has a billion golden helicopters sitting on his fleet of yachts

>>128757871
>little timmy never stored his money in the bank
it works. I have 4 friends on my list that all confirmed the ban evade works if you don't bank it.

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Anybody down for heisting on PS4? Just need 2 guys.

Also
>PS4

>>128756693
Cheetah, Infernus, Vacca
Adder is a terrible choice in almost every regard

>>128758151
me

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>this outfit
>those stats
I know this character belongs to gtag

>>128758292
>Adder is a terrible choice in almost every regard

Yeah, but I get nostalgic over it because I was around when it was the most expensive super.

>>128754651
>>128754864
>>128754983
>>128755068
>>128755252
>

>>128748924
I really want to know about this.

Did they really fucked up the Faction?

>Sleepy as fuck
>Haven't showered in 25 hours
>Haven't slept, either
>Surviving off of two bowls of whole wheat pasta and a single Ultra Red Monster Energy Drink™
>Don't want to sleep
>Have been stuck on Series A Funding for a year
>Every. Single. Time. It fails.
>I've had only one good group of randoms.
>We got through all of the first setup.
>One of them turned out to be an asshole russian and threw a grenade at my car once all but one of us were at the goal.
>Have never been able to get beyond collecting the coke since then
>Always ask crew to join me
>Never get help

I will soon an hero because of this game. I'm not fucking joking.

I'm going to sleep. I might just give up on heists as a whole. It's been a whole fucking year of Series A - Coke for me.

>>128760509
Jesus man, we just did Series A yesterday night. Just ask around and you might get some help.

>>128760509
Dude if it helps just add me, Only.In.Dreams, I'll help you mate.

>>128759318
Hitting anything higher than an inch at reasonable speed will pretty much flip it over.

>>128758847
>2016
>Not having maxed out stats

Sort your life out

>>128759318
The normal Faction in undrivable under most circumstances
If you lowrider it, it fixes all those problems without even moving the hydraulics

>>128729140
Jens a CUTE

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>>128762258

>tfw you banked over 40 million menubux and didnt get banned
:^)

Is there a way to get the police uniform without friends?

>Banned for 1 month
Everybody hurts..
sometimes..
Everybody cries..

>>128763557
>>128765761
>rockstar still hasn't realized people are getting banned on purpose to keep all their menubux
I'm curious why they give back all the cars and shit. why not just wipe the account clean and make them start over? it's almost better to just take a 1 month hit, just so you'll have enough money to play around when the next DLC is released.

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captcha was trains

I can't post in the other thread to get on the ps4 crew. Anyone wanna add me?
Name is ThunderGodZekrom

>>128763045
>nosecone of the besra is a foot over towards the passenger side

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>128768256
It's bent from damage, the Besra and Kalahari are still aligned perfectly.

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Finally found my tacticool van, Now to decide which tacticool car I get rid of >>128649795.

>>128768339
For reference: >>128762985

>>128768373
Buffalo, Baller or Bati

>>128769523
I got to admit I was a bit disappointed with the Baller. It's not really fun to drive.

>>128769703
Plus you already own the Granger

>>128768373
Swap the Bati out for it. Don't sell it, because it's a good bike, but sport bikes are more for leather-clad secret agent stuff, not operating tacticoolly innacity.

So... a rank 430 with a minigun shooting explosions is definitely menu shitting, right?

If so, A crew-mate and I just kicked a menu shitter's ass in our aircraft.

>>128772120
>has an explosive minigun
>can't kill an airplane
Menu shitters sure are shit.

>>128772120
>said faggot is still memeing around
>i got banned for changing my plates
:'(

>>128772404
>Banned for changing my plates
For real? I just changed a bunch of mine, that sucks

>>128772404
you used a menu for changing your plate?
isn't there some shitty app for that?

Out of all the updates to gta, which one was the most disappointing?

>>128772585
Menus let you put whatever you want, including spaces. So you can do different plates for different cars. The app lets you only do 1, and you have to go and buy it

>>128772492
Yeah bans are randomly enforced and basically if anyone gets pissed off for any reason and reports you for exploits you get caught with your pants down in these troublesome times (banwaves)

>>128772585
Yeah there is but it hasn't been working for me since I upgraded to PC
It worked fine on oldgen

>>128772746
well that sucks

>>128772680
Beach Bum.
Shitty weapons and 1 decent car. No the Kalahari isn't the good one.

>>128772746
>>128772825
The app lets you have 30 now, dunce.

>>128772680
Either the flight school update cuz noone ever uses it or the LTS update cuz it didn't add any new vehicles and only added a shitty CS clone noone plays and cowadooty clothes.

>>128773272
Didn't LTS come with the 2 new bikes and 1 car?

>>128772680
The first festive surprise because it added the three shittiest shitter weapons in the game.

>>128773387
I stand corrected, it added the Hakuchou, I'm not a bike guy so I didn't remember.

Still, anything that adds less than three memorable items to the game is garbage IMHO.

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>>128756693
that osiris looks like shit senpai
like the rest though
get an adder, it´s fun to drive around it, i put mine one whole color.

>>128750907
best mamba i´ve seen so far

>>128773148
Wow, really? Might get it again then if it works with PC. As long as you can do spaces

>>128772120
>So... a rank 430
>definitely menu shitting
What does that have to do with anything, you rankist?

>>128774491
You could also try not being a sperglord. Just a thought.

>>128774630
Jeez dude, simmer yourself down

>>128744961
Whats the yellow bar next to your armor there?

>>128775454
K.E.R.S
kenetic energy recovery system
lets you use a sort of "nitro" to go faster on both the vindicator and the lectro motorcycles.
fun to fuck around with, not wort nearly a million

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What time is the crew session/gamemodes starting?

>>128767612
done

>>128746179
Am I being meme'd on? Both the Mamba and the Casco have the exact same problem: they handle kerbs and bumps like ass. They are both a pain to drive unless you are always on flat surfaces.

>>128775924
Thanks famalambimbam

>>128753482

So who the fuck are these MP3 clowns who are in massive numbers in every lobby I join of late? They're all either menushitters with triggerbots and aimbots active along with One hit kill or junior high squeakers spamming the voice chat.

Just got GTA5 and finished installing, took fucking hours. Edited a few settings but getting too late to play today.

Any pro tips and tricks for a newfriend? Looking forward to try these new heist things.

>>128778302
uninstall the game

>>128778302
Play singleplayer

>>128778302
Play the game

>>128778302
play SP
if not, get some irl firends to do heist and fuck around

>>128776631
Enjoy playing by yourself anyway.

>>128778302
try to do stuff with friends/people you know from other games

GTA Online is hell with randoms

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>>128774630
>>128773148
None of the other posters in this thread but just started and want custom plates, can anyone here confirm the ifruit shit works with bluestacks on win 7? Or recommend an emulator to try?

Anyone here have a dubsta 2 and know if/where they still spawn?

>>128778302

When you get to the online
you'll want an apartment
car
guns
clothing
Pegasus Vehicles

In that order.

When you buy an apartment, make sure you buy a high-end one so you can run heists.
The cheapest high-end capable of hosting heists is about 200k.
To make money, do contact missions in the beginning.
You'll want to give racing a shot, because when you don't play with a modder, they're quite fun.

If you're signed up for the social club, you can get an elegy for free.
I recommend ordering that car as soon as you've got an apartment.

If you care about car's performance, read the OP post, it has lists of which car does the best lap-time etc.

If a hacker drops money on you, don't put it into your bank, keep it on your character's wallet. This will, hopefully, avoid getting you detected right away.
If someone does drop money on you, fill up your garages with as many T-20's as you possibly can.
Buy every apartment, ever clothing item, every gun and attachment for that gun, every pegasus vehicle.
Then, make a second character and do it all over again for that character.

>Go on a rooftop
>Guy calls me a hacker because "i cant see where he is"

>>128779014
>20sixteen
>not owning a smartdevice

>>128779904
My Nokia 2600 that I got for $10 in 2008 still works perfectly. I don't really go anywhere or have any use/desire for a small, touch screen device.

>>128779014
It does work on bluestacks.
But the fucking app is a load of dogshit, and you'll need to boot it up every time you want to change your license plate.

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>>128776737
>vans
o bby. Post more van stuff.

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>>128780142
Sweet, thanks, I'll give it a go then.

>>128781164
Are MP3s as bad as IGNs?

>>128781316
It's a sort of "default" crew with no limit so it attracts the bottom of the barrel who are just looking to join a crew because they think it's something that will help them, but aren't looking for anything too involving. In short, yes.

>>128781316
almost, IGN is worse

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>>128778302
Make friends. Add people from here. We're autists, but most of us are helpful autists, and we speak fluent English unlike the majority of the GTAO playerbase.

Start off doing contact missions with people you know. You'll make decent money and experience, and it's not the end of the world if you die.

Speaking of which, you'll die a lot starting out. Don't let it get to you. At low levels, your health is tiny compared to most players. You'll get a boost every 20 levels until you hit 100.

Stay out of gunfights with anyone over level 90. They have a bullshit sniper rifle which will one-hit-kill you no matter where you get hit and you will be fighting a losing battle.

Don't buy guns you don't need. You cannot drop weapons once you buy them, and if you buy, say, all the pistols, you will have a very rough time trying to scroll to the right gun when shit goes south. Buy the Special Carbine or Bullpup Rifle from the right wall of the gun store, as well as the Marksman Rifle, and they will serve you well for the rest of the game. Also, buy the AP Pistol as soon as you unlock it as it is a necessity for drive-bys. Do NOT buy the Micro SMG.

Steal and insure a Sultan as soon as you find one. It's a four-door Toyota-looking car. It's fast, handles well, and is a jack-of-all-trades.

Buy a Bati 801 with your first big payout. It's the all-around best bike in the game and it's dirt-cheap. Learn to use it well and you can drive circles around supercars.

Know what an Armored Kuruma looks like. If you see one, run. It's a bulletproof car and 99.9% of the time it's some shitter trying to kill you. You can blow it up, but the game will charge you $6000 for doing so, and that adds up over time.

Buy cars you enjoy. Don't get caught up in the "only da bestest/most fastest" mindset as most of the cars in the game are somehow viable. Be careful with Pegasus vehicles, though, as you cannot sell them.

Most importantly, have fun and don't take the game too seriously.

>>128782174
>You cannot drop weapons once you buy them

What are you talking about? You totally can.
You can't do that in single-player, but you absolutely can do that in MP.

>>128780267
>they talk about me
Is it possible for blater to avoid conversational narcissism for even a single sentence?

>>128782337
>10/10 pistols
>drop Vintage Pistol
>9/9 Pistols
>get in a new session
>10/10 pistols

>>128782337

Not permanently you cant and anon sure as fuck wont want to be spending two minutes every time he joins a session or has to reload just to drop all the guns he doesnt want to use.

>>128782764
>>128782931

I don't know what you guys are talking about, maybe this is something new they added.
I dropped all my unnecessary weapons way back when I had it on the consoles, and I've never had a problem buying/dropping weapons since then.

>>128776737
achewood is such a great comic

>>128782931
Worked fine for me, got rid of a bunch of shit last week
The only one that ever comes back is that god damn default pistol

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>menu makers are now only releasing paid mods

>>128783326
Good

>>128782174
holy shit
legit advice
well done, senpai

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>>128783326
Hopefully it will slow down the menu proliferation or even encourage people to play legit.

>mfw people will pirate paid menus

>>128782174
>Do NOT buy the Micro SMG
Wrong. The micro smg is the only drive-by automatic you can use until level what 30-something when the AP pistol unlocks?

You will use it hard and often until the AP pistol unlocks and you will be glad you have it.

>>128784060
Can't you buy the machine pistol at level 1?

>Nessi confirmed for a bigger, more annoying autist than Chrischan

>>128784335
Tell us senpai.

>>128784318
Nope. AP pistol doesn't unlock until level 33.

Until then you want the micro smg, unless you're being carried like a shitter and don't need to fire from a vehicle.

>>128782174
It's a shame though, because it's impossible NOT to pick up the combat pistol because cops use it.

And the heavy pistol is a shit ton of fun to use

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>>128784534
No the one that came in the lowriders update.
Don't know why Rockstar calls it the machine pistol instead of something closer to Tec-9

>>128784847
oh that one. i think you can buy that at level 1, can you shoot from cars with it though?

I've never used it.

Don't kids ever get tired of super cars and armored Evos?

>>128784968
No because they have shit taste and will have it their whole lives.

>>128784968
No

>>128784060
>>128784534
I can respect this counter-argument.

It boils down to either dealing without having an automatic drive-by weapon until level 33, or dealing with another gun to scroll past after level 33. That anon can decide which is more important to him. I personally like having a clean weapon wheel, so I made that recommendation.

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>This tune is stuck in my head

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV_3Dpw-BRY

>>128784963
Yes you can, it's pretty much as better Micro-Uzi with a bigger pricetag and way shittier magazine capacity.

>>128785206
I'm sorry to hear that.

>>128785206
For me it's this song from Los Santos Rock.

But I'm ok with this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yL3lJfpenAc

>>128784847
why didn´t rockstar just make them like in real life and call them the same?
i mean they had the p90 in Tbogt and in 5 it´s completely different.
was there some legal dispute?

Dead

>>128787297
Who is dead?

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>>128779852
>In subway
>Guy circling my location for 5 minutes at ground level
>Start hearing explosions above me

>>128785604
Apparently gun manufacturer are whiny bitches when it comes to their guns being used in media so devs must often make guns resembling real firearms or just change their guns name to some made up shit. Goldeneye is one of the worse example of this practice.

>>128787758
Only Kod can get away with this.

>>128787913
Activision probably has deals with most of the IP owners of the guns who appear in their games.

>>128784968
Kids don't really have any power in the real world, so they have to live out their power fantasies in video games.

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>>128782461
I am confused, anon. I am Flib. Blater is Blater, Vanilla Rice, and antibiotic abuse.
Do you hate Blater so much that you lost the ability to read?

>>128785206
>not El Sonito
What a plen

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>>128788505
>mfw East Los FM didn't receive a song update in the Enhanced edition

>>128789176

that radio station is the worst one because it has a mix of genres.

>FPS drops from 100 to 12 when I drive
WHAT THE FUCK. It didn't use to be like this. But now whenever I drop I get random fps drops and it makes driving at speed fucking impossible.

>>128790206
what's your setup?

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Ignore the lazy eye. gtag MC

>>128790318
i5, gtx 780, 8gb, 10krpm drive

back around christmas the game was fine. but then some patch or something fucked everything

>>128790612
BIBU!

>>128790612

>Zombie
>Diabolus
>Lycan
>Hellfury
>Revenant
>Wayfarer
>Wolfsbane
>Angel
>Nightblade

Never ever in GTA V.

;_;

I think I have autism.

>>128792403
Self-diagnoses belong to Tumblr, get out of here.

>>128792403
Don't we all?

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When the squad is on point

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>try to be comfy driving in the gentle country rain
>clown van keeps honking at me

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Smoke

>>128791228
qt plz

>>128794256
stream and moan

>>128794109-IN' AND RIDIN'
>>128794109-IN' AND RIDIN'

Anyone know if money drops are still a thing on PC? really dont want to spend the time earning that yacht

>>128788285
Clearly you're the one who can't read as the quoted text from blater/vanilla is right there in the screenshot you posted. You must be as narcissistic as blater

>>128795131
You'd be better off finding a decent group of people to do Heists with if you're intent on grinding out money.

whats the best bike

>>128797572
Whippet

>>128794401
You're meming the wrong guy

>>128797729
My memes never miss.

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>>128789401
Loving these failed z-lib calls.