/gtaog/ Grand Theft Auto Online General

1st for where's the gamemodes.

>New update
>Dedicated servers are pushed out
>Mods are now easily detected
>No more teleporting around
>No more god mode
>No more spawning money
>Two fucking thirds of the game's population is banned
>Game dies

Well... shit.

>>128417674
Dedicated servers would very likely allow bans to be controlled. Also, server-side mods.

Crew update pls

>Crew type on SC matters now
>Choice between Corporate, Bikers, Gangbangers, Triads, Cartel, Mafia
>Crew leader can buy property (floor in a large office building for corporate, bikers get a clubhouse, gangbangers get some shady slum mansion, triads get a casino, cartel gets a warehouse, mafia gets a mansion)
>Crew money: Missions/Heists/Random events pay 150%, with 50% going to the crew bank. Players earn the same as before
>Crew vehicles: Crew leaders / commissioners can spend the crew money on gang vehicles. Garage accessible from the crew property
>Crew clothes: New suits for corporate, more hood clothes for bangers, leather jackets + patches for bikers, cartel gets military-esque gear, triads get corny yakuza shirts, mafia gets more vests
>New weapons: Sawn-off shotgun, molotovs purchasable, Browning BAR, P90
>Crew backup: Call your property to arrange some backup (4 dudes in car / 4 dudes on bikes for bikers), can only be used by one member at a time. 10 minute cooldown.

What's this, now?

We reached the image limit before we could reach the bump limit?

>>128418246
Yes, I have been shitposting boring webms.

>>128418232
that wouldn't work anon
big crews like ign would make things like that unbalanced

>>128417674
>game dies
doubtful. the community would shrink, but the quality of player would go up.

and I'm sure 2/3 of those banned would be russian and chinese. no real loss.

>>128418592
Limit it to non-RS crews. Has to be an independent and 'closed' crew like gtag.

>>128418592
>implying R* gives a fuck

>>128418232
>no private island with buildables
otherwise it would be ok except
>pay 150%, with 50% going to the crew bank
This way, making money for the crew is meaningless. Should be the same pay but crew leader can set a tax if he wants to.
Also
>crew-based pve missions with up to 30 players

>>128417674
cont*
>game dies
>no more faggot chinese or russian
>T2 shut down the servers
>developement for a better mp experience thrives
>get actual fun gta 5 MP
>server moderators to stop asshole skiddies
>actually have fun in the game

>>128418767
Private island would sadly be a bitch to realize, but it should be possible for corporate I guess.

>making money for the crew is meaningless
150% is a bit too much, yeah. Maybe something like 120%, with that extra 20% going into the crew bank. It'd be a pretty shit payout, and encourage grinding.

>Crew Shark Cards would become a thing

>>128418981
I mean you should get less money if you want to invest in your crew. So you actually lose money if you are in the crew but get some meaningful recognition for being useful for the community.

with 100%+whatever%
>this goy grinded up 1mill$ for the crew
>who cares, he still got his money
with 100%-crew%
>this goy paid [n]$ for the crew
>lets suck his eBeenis

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>Tfw you accidentally kill your favorite vehicle in the game

:(

>>128419817
Yeah, I guess that makes more sense.

>>128420170
>accidentally hit npc biker just east of the lake
>using the bike as a ramp, the majestic expensive car starts its final flight, which ends in the fucking lake

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>randoms full of level 20s and 30s with million dollar supers
>same people dying on vagos plane setup
tell me again why this general hates kuru?

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>>128420716
REEEEE KURWA DEFENDER PLS GO

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>Tfw you have fun in a cre that says no fun

This right here best motherfucking vehicle. In the game.

>>128421146
all of road cars are the best cars

>>128421146
agreed. fun little car to zip around in.
online mario kart mod when?

>get in buzzard
>it aint me starts playing

>>128421801
>it aint me
fortunate son, son

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>>128420716
Because it's a crutch and stops people from getting good.
Missions that are un-cheesable in a Kuruma are going to take forever because of the endless failing.

Dropping the average skillcap in a game that has a lot of randos is never a good idea.

>>128422056
>not getting the meme
FRIENDO PLEASO

>>128422056
>this
It triggers my autism
Thank you anon

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I have yet to see a black character with a boat called "White Guilt"

>>128422142
Pretending to be retarded isn't a meme no matter how well it suits your capabilities.

>>128422481
its an age old /tv/ meme senpai

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>>128422481

>>128422530
ooooooh you didn't mention it was an OLD meme, because as well all know memes age like a fine wine and are always funny and relevant

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Quattro when?
pls davidstar

>>128420170
>not the objectively better car, the Sabre Terbo

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Wow money I could have gotten in 5 minutes from hackers instead of 8 hours of kuruma simulator!

>>128423147
>8 hours
>kuruma
xXscrub_lordXX and his crew SCRB

>>128423147

I just straight up gave up on heists and shit. They just took so long.
Now I've got 50 cars that I fucking love driving around town and the bursa. Which is amazing.
I probably won't be playing much longer, because driving may get old. But I don't see myself honestly slowing down.

>>128422950
This post was made by a real nigga who has a great opinion.

>>128418232
I want this to happen.

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no fun

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no panties on men

>>128424951
>not using the xbox heug wing
you already are using chrome why not go extra obnoxious

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>>128424951
Fun session, too much to clean, though.

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>>128425060
I considered it


wish this pic had no hud

>Go AFK
>some guy in a T20 has RDM'd me 9 times by time I get back

???

>>128422480
Laughed so hard I coughed
Thanks anon

>>128425292
rip :c

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triple shit

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Okay /gtag/ I'm seriously more annoyed about this than I should be. I've been shitposting about losing my main character after importing a lv130 with all unlocks, and it's irritating me because I'd have to level the shit up again and unlock all the weapons, and I've lost a bunch of unlocks like Halloween related items and those fake designer tshirts I actually worked pretty hard to get.

Is there ANYTHING I can do to get those unlocks back? I can probably use a menu to bump myself back up to original level, but the exclusive unlocks are bugging me. WAT DO?

>Slavs with stickies
What a shit meme

>>128425292
never go AFK in an occupied instance
this applies to every game ever

>>128425608
send a support ticket to R* :^)

>>128425292
Go passive, mane.

>>128422950
my FUCKING NIGGA

>>128425951
my sides

>>128425980
pls dont b lewd...

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>>128426119
I'm sorry, i have to go cool down somewhere else.

>>128425376
Russians Russians Russians

>>128425608
use a menu to get the exclusive unlocks
consult se7ensins
consult mpgh
get fucking gone

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>>128425980
>cellulite

>>128426710
Thank you for the info. Anything more specific you can provide insight into, e.g. bans or specific menus I should look out for?

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>>128426832
benis

>>128425767
>>128425947
>>128425328

I didn't lose anything, I just wanna know why the fuck somebody riding around in a T20 is nailing me with a tec9 over and over again. While I'm away.
What's the point?
Who does shit like this?

>>128427505
k/d kids. people still believe others browse their profiles and admire their virtual kill numbers.

>>128426963
you are inexperienced
you will be banned the first time
you will keep everything except your cash afterward

infamouscheats.de
infamous 4.0

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>>128427595

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Friendster type of a reminder: Crew session on upcoming saturday, pls join. I'm totally not alone. 1730 EST / 2230 GMT. Deathmatch/Races await.

uh, yea, thanks. three days from now pls

>>128426963

I used the "GTA V Mod Manager" and "Jordan's Config 1.2"

Bought 50 cars, bought a yacht, bought some planes, customized all those cars, bought all my weapons.
Took out the injected DLL with 5 million in the bank.
Been chillin.

It does other shit too though.

>>128427505

The real question is why someone would be stupid enough to go afk in the first place. What does it get you? Other than ded, ofc.

>>128427642
It seems like if I'm not a complete shitter, spawning bullshit everywhere and making it rain money, I'll go unnoticed by J*, or is it more based on luck?

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Thanks GTA online, cause when I thought I'd like to use a little of my gaming time to play with some crew m8s you cuck me.

for 20 minutes straight

>>128427990
Other shit like?
I'm not too worried about money as the character I transferred had $93M to their name, it's more the character level and specific unlocks I'm concerned about.

>>128428050
do it all in a private lobby and then remove the menu before entering a public lobby to minimize your chances of being caught

So /gtag/ is basically just a guide to cheating these days?

Any updates coming or rumoured?

>>128428115
The moment you went offline I got us to change sessions just for you, t b h. Sorry I took so long.

>>128428398
dude who plays franklin teased dlc the other day

>>128428398
we aren't cheating, we're taking up arms to defend ourselves

the dominant platform for /gtag/ is PC, and as you will find out mod menus are ubiquitous there

there are users, and then there are abusers
it's like the second amendment, anon

>>128428115
Not as bad as mine, tried reconnecting for an hour and a half in a crew session but still disconnect every 5 minutes whenever I hop in the session.

>>128428629

I dunno, I was doing fine without cheating. All I had to do was leave a session if it started getting bombed.
I only started cheating because I had a lust to drive cars I didn't want to work for.

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>>128428218
Actually, I would suggest going pub with that, of course, not doing in fucking public like a complete dipshit. People in IO get caught much quicker than people in pub according to SS

>>128428398
>guide to cheating these days
Not to say I do menu, or I want people to do so, but keeping on top of mpgh/SS/other retarded menus is pretty decent

>>128428717
>I only started cheating because I had a lust to drive cars I didn't want to work for.
In total, about how much buckaroos are the 50 cars you want? inb4supers.
I remenber using menus on ---neS always spawning non obtainable vehicles, like the Police Buffalo, and the Cargoplane, but legit cars? I still grinded for them, I've grinded up about 7-9M in total on neS just to have 3 garages worth of decent cars. As a showcase.

>>128429043

I have a garage of supers, classic sports cars, bikes, offroad/lowrider, memecars like the futo

>>128428445
right as the challenge was ending I got disconnected and could never reconnect.
>>128428668
I couldn't connect to crew, to randos, not even to a solo session.

>>128429043
so you essentially bought the games 3 times?
-nes ---nes and Nessi?

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>Guy literally makes it so everyone explodes on spawn
>Literally fine
>Modder drops $10 on your head
>Banned

I haven't seen prioritization this bad since Riot and their toxicity cuck meme, what the fuck is this shit about?

>>128429240
fuck off faggot
don't steal money
hehe

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>>128429113


>>128429185
I paid for the game once, $40, only for -Nessi
>PS3 copy
got it for free from cousin because he found it boring
SvenskaBror and my normie account
>PC
---neS
A lovely nerd gave me this since I was still on PS3 for free, and he felt bad or something, idk
-Nessi (aka SV: PC edition
I bought the game after I decided to stop using menus for $40, and I figured that I already dropped at least 2500 hours into this shit
Also I had a bunch of friends compared to friendless first month of neS, so fresh start (and Lv200/$17M starting)

In total I've gotten about 4-5 accounts to over level 100, exception being neS since menuing in freeroam not giving a fuck

>>128429240
thats how rockstar works, its also why people openly give out money, because it feeds the lack of attention they never received aswell as because it bans the person receiving sometimes. I think the whatever it is cutoff, where transactions would basically go "lol something rong hair" is like 540-560k, but im not sure

Alright, seems like I've got everything here to rebuild my character, wish me luck guys.

requesting invite
.mOax. on PC ofc

>>128431504
thanks, got the invite

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Where can I find this painting?

>>128431603
It's in one of the custom penthouse schemes.

>>128431603
I think it's in the "Vibrant" penthouse scheme.

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>>128421146

most of the cars from the beach bum update are just infinite fun to screw around with, also the bifta can go off road where 12vie supershitters just skid or roll over.

>>128422950


no love for the delta s4 or the metro?

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>>128422950

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>mfw gtag tries to justify their cheating

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>>128436226
Justify not cheating.

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>[anon has alerted a driver]
how do people fail the world's easiest mission?

>>128431603
>Interns using old concept art for the game to fill space in new apartments
>Photoshop in old promotional screenshot to fill empty spot in the picture
>Can't even adjust screenshot to perspective properly
This must mean something!

>>128436926
Is that the one with the trackify app for pacific standard? I did that once.
That's one weird ass mission man. Says you need to pair up, for no fucking reason. Then you're doing nothing, but there are still objective markers on the map. And I don't recall it saying you shouldn't touch them at all, though I could be wrong about that.

>>128437330
yeah. and the guy did it again. for some reason he thought we were stealing them before photographing.

>>128437890
Doing it twice is just fucking stupid though.

>>128436226
>muh right to defend myself against internet criminals
Man, these guys are pathetic.

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Is anyone on PC willing to try to do Criminal Mastermind? Post your SC if you are, please.

IS THERE A MOD FOR MAKING IT SNOW ONLINE ON A SERVER WITH A FRIEND I NEED THIS

>>128440854
No. Well, not any safe one.

>>128440854
>I NEED THIS
>/r/eddit

>>128440620
SC: BossPlayerOG, gimme a sec to turn gta on

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>>128440953
THIS A MEME FREE ZONE PLEASE DO NOT TRIGGER THE LOCAL AUTISTS

>>128441085
YES PLEASE I NEED THIS IM DYING LMAO

>>128441024
This is not something we'll do right away. I just wanted to know if anyone would be interested. Add Flibinjiber please.

Anyone know how to fix the bug where loading straight onto online makes you sign a EULA everytime, but then it still tells you go go back and complete the prologue, regardless of the story completion you have?

>>128441189
>Criminal Mastermind
>using menu
Flib pls.

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>>128441298
>implying I'd use a menu
>calling me out and not using a name
Okay.

I am doing Humane labs heist, and I only need to do "deliver the emp" setup mission before the heist itself, let me know if you wan't to help me out.
SC: Mvachef

>>128441530
Sent

>>128440620
I could join this weekend if that's alright.

>>128427505
The same kind of autismo whos braggin about his >20kdr and openly being proud of being a jetshitter
look at you, _abuse

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I don't even know anymore.

We are still playing this game while we wait for life to get better.

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how is something this big supposed to help with performance? car experts, please explain. the guy I'm riding shotgun with claims it is the best spoiler for traction and cornering.

this thing looks stupid as fuck.

>>128442297
Every spoiler performs the same in game so he's just talking out of his ass.

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>>128442268
Im waitin for ayyremovalsimulator2016.
Occassionally i try doing contractmissions with randoms but i always get triggered by the kurumas and ragequit.

>>128442268
>>128442625
Fuck off

>>128442297
kek
Tell him he should always have either 2 or 4 people in the car, to balance out the weights.
Also, chrome paint decreases air friction by 0.02%, which is a pretty big number for Professional Racers so its definetly a must-have investment.

>>128440620

I'd be down if you can work out a time. I'll be busy for the next hour or two but after that I'll be able to hop online whenever.

>>128442749
I will on feb.5 ;)

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>>128442749
Reading that post really improved everything about the thread.

>>128443060
I was hoping he would shank you first person.

LSF-King, wanting to join http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gta_general_vg

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https://support.rockstargames.com/hc/communities/public/questions/206838578-Skins-editor-project-in-GTAONLINE-FLOCKINGPROJECT-

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Anybody wanna ERP? I can be the little girl this time

>>128443741
Add microtransactions or make it sharkcard-exclusive and you will have a reason to believe.

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>>128440620
I'm up for pitching in if my schedule permits. Life has been much shittier than usual recently, though, so that's a big "if."

t. Crafty

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>>128443741
>we'll be able to create those custom animu designs that old school ricers used back in the day
neat

>>128444762
>Titan
Hop on steam, mia familia.

>>128417520
All report SC: Forceknight this fucker crashed my game and the games of a few other crew members.

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>>128428556
is this it?

>>128442297
it doesn´t. all added spoilers that aren´t stock help the same with traction

Anybody willing to drop some money for me on PS4?

PSN: x-Ajax-o

Kinlai, I just want you to know you're retarded.

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>>128447124
>PS4

>>128447220
Yeah yeah hit me with that "PC master race" spiel, I've heard it all before

>>128447182
>Talking shit without a name.

>>128447347
i don´t think he´s talking about that, rather modding in ps4 isn´t a thing (yet) so no modded money on current gen
and those who do have millions, transfered the money from ps3 to ps4

>join random mission
>2 kuruma and a jetshitter
>jetshitter crashes and leaves
>next mission, another kurumatard replaces him
>tryin to leave mission
>timed out, return to V
rustled.jpg

>>128447354
>Truth is now talking shit

lol sure kiddo

>>128447347
I don't really care what you do, I just like laughing at people who pay to use their own internet.

>>128447537
That's what I did, I transferred my PS3 account which had about 26M and I pretty much spent all of it on the new cars, weapons, etc. But there has to be some PS4 modders lurking the general right now

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>>128447574
>mfw being told that people that play MMOs on the ps4 have to pay twice
sides

>>128447574
Meh, its really only $50 a year plus you get discounts for a lot of shit with the subscription plan. Better than Xbox live for sure

>>128448557
let me carefully explain why this can not be
>consoles haven´t been cracked yet
>can´t mod it
>can´t mod the games
>no cracked consoles
>no hax0r moni
got it?

>>128447124
The PS4/Xboner haven't been hacked yet.
Enjoy not getting put into rooms with invincible hackers ruining the game for you

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>>128448641
>that nose

>>128448592
MMOs are understandable since you're paying for server costs, but to pay to be able to play a P2P game like GTAO is just mind boggling.

>>128448702
was pretty happy about getting that new gauntlet game last month for free

>>128449475
What is this, a photo for ants?

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whelp

>>128449556
Yes

So, savage or buzzard?

>>128427396
does this glitch still work?

>>128450727
Buzzard for general purpose and speed, also for being able to call it up as a VIP. Savage if you intend to use it for missions a lot.

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nessi is CUTE!

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January 26th

>>128450979
Oh boy, a shitty new meme.

>>128450560
was about to kill him when online had an "error" for the second time in a row.
guess i´ll play when we get a 7th garage
or around 2-3 hours from now

>>128450727
savage shoots multiple missiles at once, even while locked on. and has exploding rounds like the fighter jets albeit shorter range, it´s also slower

buzzard has a cool down after shooting 2 missiles so you can´t spam it, also 2 miniguns on the side and if you´re VIP you can spawn it for free, it´s also faster
also
>>128450861

>>128446634
I always thought VAs just talked, is it pretty much required to do mo cap now?

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>>128451001
>tfw no manana
wtf are they doing

Only.In.Dreams is a qt

>>128451365
t. Only.In.Dreams

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>>128451365
no, Moofster is

-Fimm-, Higgus and Flabby.Gooch are cuties

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>>128451295
>tfw no customizing lowriders without giving them shit hydraulics i´ll only use once or on one car

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>>128436926
>always join random pacstan vans because it's basically free money/rp
>people still manage to fuck it up somehow

>>128451001
>Faction 2
OH YES BUDDY
BEST LOWRIDER GETS A SECOND

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>>128451001
>SabreGT

YOU AINT GOTTA LIKE IT CUZ THE HOOD GON LUV IT

>>128450979
Please remove this post.

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>>128451915

>>128422107
you're right. just did a random vagos with two kuru users. they died 4 times before the host finally left. even with bullet-proof crib, they still fail.

maybe it's time for bullet-proof outfits. ones that literally prevent you from being killed by bullet fire.

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>>128453447

>>128451085
all the VAs look very similar to their characters. not surprising they find out they wear body suits for this shit.

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>>128422950
I'd love a proper version of the Abarth teebeehaych m8

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>>128453918
wrong pic

>>128449507

Grim fandango this month. Also I can't believe you're still here you cunt.

>>128452226
That's a 3, not a 2. I don't know how you could possibly confuse the two.

>>128454216
I'M BLIND BABY
BOTH MY EYES NOT WORKING SENPAI LETS GO

t. Burgerection is cute for a slav

Anyone else sick of Robocop aimbots?

>>128458652
CUTE

>>128458652
2/10
looks like secondlife character

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>>128458652
cute

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>>128451365
Thanks :3

>>128450979
>>128451858
>>128458652
These are cute

how is the importe nightshade

>>128460563
Looks nice
drives like shit

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>>128460563
>nearly $600,000 reskin of the Phoenix
its GREAT goy! buy now, get pussy!

>>128460563
ugly car

>>128461063
>shit taste

>>128460718
what muscle cars aren't shit

it's kinda shit honestly.

>>128460880
>>128460718
looks like shit, why does cuckstar fuckup every car i love

>>128458767
>>128459425
>>128460175
Put your trip back on

>>128458652
>he visits the newswire
stay nigblaze

>>128461619
I went on a race, completely by my self, not one computer player, although the maps/graphics look great,nothing to do. no pizaz. san andreas for life nigga.

>>128461512
performance-wise? dominator, dukes, blade

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>>128451858
My wife actually said Moof was pretty cute when she saw us playing PB together a couple weeks back. I can't say I blame her.

>>128461878
you should be able to enter every building by now and have something to do. I can program that, and I'm a retard.

>>128461512
dominator and virgo

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>>128449556
yes

>>128462937
Was Ant Man a good movie?

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>BABY HIPPOS ON MY TV
>THEY'RE FUCKING WITH ME, SUBLIMINALLY!

What's the worst radio-station and why is it Channel X?

>>128461512
Dominator, Ruiner, Futo

>>128464441

UH MEEE BUHHHH
UH MEEE BUHHHH
UH MEEE BUHHHH

>>128464461
>Futo
>Muscle car


>>128464441
That tampa looks like shit

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>>128464461
Futo is sports
They really need a Tuner class of vehicles
Sultan, Futo, Kuruma (unarmored)...
What else would go in the class?

>>128464441
>>128464606
I'M SO BORED OF I'M SO BORED I'M SO BORED OF

>>128464836
Your opinion is wrong

>>128464946


JOHNWAYNEWASANAZI!!!!!!

>>128465247
AMERICA, LAND OF THE FREE

>>128464441
Most of them are terrible. The music in GTA went downhill with 4 and 5.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cwkej79U3ek

Does anyone want to help me out? I'm jumping into GTAO for the first time (ps4)

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>>128465590
>ps4

How do I get the returning player content without returning

>>128465383
A lot of stuff went downhill. Like for example, you used to be able to make heads explode with sniper rifles. We can't even equip flamethrowers to burn crowds of people while running. Pretty much they toned down the violence.

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>>128465590
»PS4

>>128465590
I'll help you out. Post your PSNID.

>>128465729
>>128465810
I'm at Uni man leave me alone

>>128465849
funisawful

>>128465920
What do you want help with, specifically?

>>128466094
I wanna do a heist or two and get some money level up and fuck around really.

>>128464441
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGewwjlRtsw

>only song that doesn't suck

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Average day in Los Santos

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WE
WUZ
KINGS

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pretty comfy

>>128465383
Of course it went downhill because music in general went downhill. 80s and 90s a best.

>>128465752
Return

Accept my crew request bb

t. MasterofJok3rz

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>>128467294
>>128464441
>>128465383

The music is not necessarily supposed to be good.
But also serve to set a certain atmosphere in the game.

When will we see new Heist DLC??

>>128469041
The 12th of never

>>128417520
That car is fucking ruined. And insurance will do whatever they can to weasel out of paying for it so I hope he's got other means of travel.

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>>128445401
>All repo

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This is a nasty way to wake up

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>>128469998

>>128469998
It's ok because you dindu nuffin wrong you'sa good boy gotta church parry GOD and warship JESIS

>>128470468
>warship

My sides.

>>128470879
>9000 clips

Nice menus

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>>128470523
>Convict jumpsuit orange pants

>>128470982
>buy all ammo 20k<

>>128470982
>clips
They are magazines.
>9000
He has 623 reloads.

>>128470982
Menu users restock other people's ammo all the time, also kill yourself for saying clips

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>>128470982
I don't see the same thing as you.

Try and get to level 100 before you talk menuing. Or are you too normie or edgy for that?

>over 70 hours in online
>driving skill is still only 1 bar
What am I doing wrong? I drive everywhere so why isn't my skill going up?

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>Even - Primary
>Odd - Secondary
>Any - other features

Color my car GTAG

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CLIPS CLIPS CLIPS CLIPS CLIPS CLIPS CLIPS CLIPS CLIPS CLIPS CLIPS CLIPS

atm how big for you is gtav folder, im downloading game and its 62.3 GB, is that all?

>>128473080
Find Unique Stunts, it might help.

>>128473080
Drive at max speed.

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How many clips can a helo hold?

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>>128473214
you need 120 Gig of free space to install the game, as it extract itself first.

(Or atleast, that was how it was last time I installed it.)

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>>128473341
>>>/out/

>>128473084
Dark Red

>>128473084
Charcoal with hot pink

>>128473084
No bulletproof tires ever

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>>128473593
The answer was infinite

>>128465590
Gonna add you as well, mane.
I'm always down with helping out people with VIP jobs.

>riding on train
>climb to the front and shoot the conductor
>train doesn't stop
>can't get in to pilot it
So what's the point of trains? Can they be stopped or derailed?

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>>128476006
This game is about driving cars. Do you really think Davidstar would allow us to have /FUN/ with trains too?

favourite cars to race in?
>sports
massacro racecar

>sports classics
stirling gt

>coupes
ubermacht zion


>muscle
coquette blackfin
(unless it´s mostly a straight road then the dominator)

>sedan
schafter

>compacts
rhapsody

>SUV
enus SUV

>off road
sanchez

>motorcycles
bati 801RR

>supers
T20

>>128477502
>Sports
>Sports Classics
>Coupes
>Muscle
>Sedan
>Compacts
>SUV
>Off Road
>Motorcycles
>Supercars

Template for lazy

>>128473084
lowrider rims

>>128477502
I'm a faggot that just uses the fastest shit. Except sometimes I use the Adder if I think it's a straight enough line, hasn't been yet.

Fastest cycle for offroad? Is it the vader?

>>128477502
>Sports
race jester, 9f for fun
>Sports Classics
Pigalle
>Coupes
F620
>Muscle
Dominator
>Sedan
Tailgater (fuck your schafters)
>Compacts
None actually, but I'll use my Issi if I have to
>SUV
I think I use the Gresley for racing. Not sure, but it definitely has a spoiler.
>Off Road
Brawler
>Motorcycles
Hakuchou or Akuma, depending on the race
>Supercars
Zentorno and T20

>>128478163
thx lazybro

>>128478869
>not knowing Chavez is forever best ATV
welcome newfriend

>>128417674
>dedicated servers
Meaning:
>no more disconnections while trying to join jobs
>no more packet loss or latency because i'm paired with some russian or chinese cunt on a dial up modem
>no more limited vehicle spawns

>>128477502
>sports
9F for players under 100, Elegy for players over 100
>sports classics
Stinger GT
>coupes
F620
>muscle
Ruiner
>sedan
Tailgater
>compacts
Blista/Rhapsody, depending on track
>SUV
Huntley S
>off road
Sanchez
>motorcyles
Hakuchou
>supers
Osiris

>>128478875
what´s the apeal for the jester?
kept gettinng wrecked by this crew using jesters in races.
is it the better accel in corners?

>tailgater
was thinkin about this one but ended up with the schafter, first dedicated sedan

>>128479038
Chavez is neither a motorcycle, nor faster than mostercycles.

>>128479650
also used the pigalle but have been trying out the stirling with that spoiler

What Menumods don't get you banned atm?

>join server
>fire up my menu's
>start spawning everyone rhino tanks
>session spirals into chaos instantly
So fucking fun.

>>128479650
>what´s the apeal for the jester?

Kerb boosts

>>128477502
>Sports
Feltzer
>Sports Classics
JB700
>Coupes
no
>Muscle
dukes
>Sedan
nope
>Compacts
lolno
>SUV
>Off Road
Dirty rebel
>Motorcycles
hakuchou
>Supercars
>racing supers
>2016

>>128479650
what cars were they using?
i.m.o. there aren't that many differences between the top 5 or so sports cars. I just bought the jester because I wanted one of the racing cars and liked the jester more. I have way too many sports cars.

Trying to create a female face that doesn't look 100% tranny so I can masturbate to it when we get lewd Valentine's stuff next month. So far I've been playing around with Misty and Hannah. Any other sugestions?

Don't give me that asian one with the swollen potato face.

>crashed

plz

>>128480421
just jester, even if i made a perfect corner they´d still fuck me over just rebought the jester

>>128480324
>he can´t control supers

>>128480523
>tfw GF has made me promise not to game on valentines

>>128480536
>tfw keep crashing because skiddies

;-;7

>>128480571
supers aren't hard to drive
I'm just sick of racing them
I'm sick of the community that only wants to race them, and won't stay in lobbies unless its supers.
I FUCKING HATE SUPERS

>>128480523
hannah and niko
misty and claude
zoe and claude for qt mixed asian

>>128480523
when will fags stop being delusional and accept the fact that it's impossible to create good looking female characters in this game? heck, even the npcs look like shit. just create a cool looking male and fap to something else, retards. Get the Klub 17 or Artificial Academy if you want to create your own cumdumpsters. Much more possibilities.

>>128480980
i take back what i said, you´re right

>>128481204
It's not hard
it's just extremely time consuming
I've seen some qt females in pub heist setups

>>128480980
>Supercars
>Nascar-style track
>traffic off
>slipstream and catch up on
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>128461512
Faction

Any news on that Liberty City DLC yet?

I just want my Presidente, gen 1 Coquette, df8-90, PMP-60 and Contender back ;_;

>>128480980
fucking this!
where's the tuners, muscles and SUV's?

>>128481204
>cool male

Males look even worse with the babyfaces and awful beards. You can not create a cool character unless you cover up the face with a mask, at which point the gender becomes pointless.

What is your most hated race and why do faggots like criminal records so much?

>This vehicle cannot be modified

Why can't I modify a sultan?

>tfw strict nat
I've even opened ports and aeverything.

>>128482346
I can tho.

>>128481885
Faction is the worst piece of shit car in the game right now due to suspension issues.

>>128482132
articulate with clothing, anon
clothing will draw attention away from the face most times

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Blog time
>Series A finale
>Randoms
>Keep getting killed because they insist in using the Technical
>Keep arguing on who should use it
>Finally managed to get to the moving the trucks part
>Gunner suck
>One of the truck driver take 2 really long ''alternative'' routes
>Both the truck drivers, fall off the cliff when the bridge is right fucking there
>Finish the mission with 40 seconds remaining

Bloody hell. Randoms, not even once.

>>128482503
How

Phase_Zero waitting to join http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gta_general_vg and http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_community

>>128483334
>find a Sultan
>go to a LSC
>modify car
>profit!!!

RIP moet

>Sas

>>128484769
>tfw we kill him over and over and then he activates god mode
aaaah
fucking shitters
and fuck Rockstar for not doing anything