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>Crews for GTA:O
Join a crew by clicking link below, then posting your SC name and crew you want to join in the thread.
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/pc_gtag (PC only)
Other crews: http://pastebin.com/GtsCr3VL (embed)
>Steam Group - No heterosexuals allowed
>GTA:O Unlocks by Rank
>Lap time comparison for every fully upgraded GTA:O vehicle
>Graphics settings guides for GTA V
>Dedicated servers are pushed out
>Mods are now easily detected
>No more teleporting around
>No more god mode
>No more spawning money
>Two fucking thirds of the game's population is banned
Crew update pls
>Crew type on SC matters now
>Choice between Corporate, Bikers, Gangbangers, Triads, Cartel, Mafia
>Crew leader can buy property (floor in a large office building for corporate, bikers get a clubhouse, gangbangers get some shady slum mansion, triads get a casino, cartel gets a warehouse, mafia gets a mansion)
>Crew money: Missions/Heists/Random events pay 150%, with 50% going to the crew bank. Players earn the same as before
>Crew vehicles: Crew leaders / commissioners can spend the crew money on gang vehicles. Garage accessible from the crew property
>Crew clothes: New suits for corporate, more hood clothes for bangers, leather jackets + patches for bikers, cartel gets military-esque gear, triads get corny yakuza shirts, mafia gets more vests
>New weapons: Sawn-off shotgun, molotovs purchasable, Browning BAR, P90
>Crew backup: Call your property to arrange some backup (4 dudes in car / 4 dudes on bikes for bikers), can only be used by one member at a time. 10 minute cooldown.
>no private island with buildables
otherwise it would be ok except
>pay 150%, with 50% going to the crew bank
This way, making money for the crew is meaningless. Should be the same pay but crew leader can set a tax if he wants to.
>crew-based pve missions with up to 30 players
>no more faggot chinese or russian
>T2 shut down the servers
>developement for a better mp experience thrives
>get actual fun gta 5 MP
>server moderators to stop asshole skiddies
>actually have fun in the game
Private island would sadly be a bitch to realize, but it should be possible for corporate I guess.
>making money for the crew is meaningless
150% is a bit too much, yeah. Maybe something like 120%, with that extra 20% going into the crew bank. It'd be a pretty shit payout, and encourage grinding.
>Crew Shark Cards would become a thing
I mean you should get less money if you want to invest in your crew. So you actually lose money if you are in the crew but get some meaningful recognition for being useful for the community.
>this goy grinded up 1mill$ for the crew
>who cares, he still got his money
>this goy paid [n]$ for the crew
>lets suck his eBeenis
>Tfw you accidentally kill your favorite vehicle in the game
>randoms full of level 20s and 30s with million dollar supers
>same people dying on vagos plane setup
tell me again why this general hates kuru?
>Tfw you have fun in a cre that says no fun
This right here best motherfucking vehicle. In the game.
Because it's a crutch and stops people from getting good.
Missions that are un-cheesable in a Kuruma are going to take forever because of the endless failing.
Dropping the average skillcap in a game that has a lot of randos is never a good idea.
I have yet to see a black character with a boat called "White Guilt"
Wow money I could have gotten in 5 minutes from hackers instead of 8 hours of kuruma simulator!
I just straight up gave up on heists and shit. They just took so long.
Now I've got 50 cars that I fucking love driving around town and the bursa. Which is amazing.
I probably won't be playing much longer, because driving may get old. But I don't see myself honestly slowing down.
This post was made by a real nigga who has a great opinion.
I considered it
wish this pic had no hud
Okay /gtag/ I'm seriously more annoyed about this than I should be. I've been shitposting about losing my main character after importing a lv130 with all unlocks, and it's irritating me because I'd have to level the shit up again and unlock all the weapons, and I've lost a bunch of unlocks like Halloween related items and those fake designer tshirts I actually worked pretty hard to get.
Is there ANYTHING I can do to get those unlocks back? I can probably use a menu to bump myself back up to original level, but the exclusive unlocks are bugging me. WAT DO?
I'm sorry, i have to go
cool downsomewhere else.
I didn't lose anything, I just wanna know why the fuck somebody riding around in a T20 is nailing me with a tec9 over and over again. While I'm away.
What's the point?
Who does shit like this?
Friendster type of a reminder: Crew session on upcoming saturday, pls join. I'm totally not alone. 1730 EST / 2230 GMT. Deathmatch/Races await.
uh, yea, thanks.
three days from now pls
I used the "GTA V Mod Manager" and "Jordan's Config 1.2"
Bought 50 cars, bought a yacht, bought some planes, customized all those cars, bought all my weapons.
Took out the injected DLL with 5 million in the bank.
It does other shit too though.
Thanks GTA online, cause when I thought I'd like to use a little of my gaming time to play with some crew m8s you cuck me.
for 20 minutes straight
we aren't cheating, we're taking up arms to defend ourselves
the dominant platform for /gtag/ is PC, and as you will find out mod menus are ubiquitous there
there are users, and then there are abusers
it's like the second amendment, anon
I dunno, I was doing fine without cheating. All I had to do was leave a session if it started getting bombed.
I only started cheating because I had a lust to drive cars I didn't want to work for.
Actually, I would suggest going pub with that, of course, not doing in fucking public like a complete dipshit. People in IO get caught much quicker than people in pub according to SS
>guide to cheating these days
Not to say I do menu, or I want people to do so, but keeping on top of mpgh/SS/other retarded menus is pretty decent
>I only started cheating because I had a lust to drive cars I didn't want to work for.
In total, about how much buckaroos are the 50 cars you want? inb4supers.
I remenber using menus
on ---neSalways spawning non obtainable vehicles, like the Police Buffalo, and the Cargoplane, but legit cars? I still grinded for them, I've grinded up about 7-9M in total on neS just to have 3 garages worth of decent cars. As a showcase.
>Guy literally makes it so everyone explodes on spawn
>Modder drops $10 on your head
I haven't seen prioritization this bad since Riot and their toxicity cuck meme, what the fuck is this shit about?
I paid for the game once, $40, only for -Nessi
got it for free from cousin because he found it boring
SvenskaBror and my normie account
A lovely nerd gave me this since I was still on PS3 for free, and he felt bad or something, idk
-Nessi (aka SV: PC edition
I bought the game after I decided to stop using menus for $40, and I figured that I already dropped at least 2500 hours into this shit
Also I had a bunch of friends compared to friendless first month of neS, so fresh start (and Lv200/$17M starting)
In total I've gotten about 4-5 accounts to over level 100, exception being neS since menuing in freeroam not giving a fuck
thats how rockstar works, its also why people openly give out money, because it feeds the lack of attention they never received aswell as because it bans the person receiving sometimes. I think the whatever it is cutoff, where transactions would basically go "lol something rong hair" is like 540-560k, but im not sure
most of the cars from the beach bum update are just infinite fun to screw around with, also the bifta can go off road where 12vie supershitters just skid or roll over.
>[anon has alerted a driver]
how do people fail the world's easiest mission?
>Interns using old concept art for the game to fill space in new apartments
>Photoshop in old promotional screenshot to fill empty spot in the picture
>Can't even adjust screenshot to perspective properly
This must mean something!
Is that the one with the trackify app for pacific standard? I did that once.
That's one weird ass mission man. Says you need to pair up, for no fucking reason. Then you're doing nothing, but there are still objective markers on the map. And I don't recall it saying you shouldn't touch them at all, though I could be wrong about that.
Is anyone on PC willing to try to do Criminal Mastermind? Post your SC if you are, please.
THIS A MEME FREE ZONE PLEASE DO NOT TRIGGER THE LOCAL AUTISTS
Anyone know how to fix the bug where loading straight onto online makes you sign a EULA everytime, but then it still tells you go go back and complete the prologue, regardless of the story completion you have?
>implying I'd use a menu
>calling me out and not using a name
I don't even know anymore.
We are still playing this game while we wait for life to get better.
how is something this big supposed to help with performance? car experts, please explain. the guy I'm riding shotgun with claims it is the best spoiler for traction and cornering.
this thing looks stupid as fuck.
Im waitin for ayyremovalsimulator2016.
Occassionally i try doing contractmissions with randoms but i always get triggered by the kurumas and ragequit.
Tell him he should always have either 2 or 4 people in the car, to balance out the weights.
Also, chrome paint decreases air friction by 0.02%, which is a pretty big number for Professional Racers so its definetly a must-have investment.
Reading that post really improved everything about the thread.
B E L I E V E
I'm up for pitching in if my schedule permits. Life has been much shittier than usual recently, though, so that's a big "if."
>we'll be able to create those custom animu designs that old school ricers used back in the day
is this it?
it doesn´t. all added spoilers that aren´t stock help the same with traction
i don´t think he´s talking about that, rather modding in ps4 isn´t a thing (yet) so no modded money on current gen
and those who do have millions, transfered the money from ps3 to ps4
That's what I did, I transferred my PS3 account which had about 26M and I pretty much spent all of it on the new cars, weapons, etc. But there has to be some PS4 modders lurking the general right now
>mfw being told that people that play MMOs on the ps4 have to pay twice
was about to kill him when online had an "error" for the second time in a row.
guess i´ll play when we get a 7th garage
or around 2-3 hours from now
savage shoots multiple missiles at once, even while locked on. and has exploding rounds like the fighter jets albeit shorter range, it´s also slower
buzzard has a cool down after shooting 2 missiles so you can´t spam it, also 2 miniguns on the side and if you´re VIP you can spawn it for free, it´s also faster
>tfw no customizing lowriders without giving them shit hydraulics i´ll only use once or on one car
>always join random pacstan vans because it's basically free money/rp
>people still manage to fuck it up somehow
YOU AINT GOTTA LIKE IT CUZ THE HOOD GON LUV IT
you're right. just did a random vagos with two kuru users. they died 4 times before the host finally left. even with bullet-proof crib, they still fail.
maybe it's time for bullet-proof outfits. ones that literally prevent you from being killed by bullet fire.
I'd love a proper version of the Abarth teebeehaych m8
These are cute
>nearly $600,000 reskin of the Phoenix
its GREAT goy! buy now, get pussy!
My wife actually said Moof was pretty cute when she saw us playing PB together a couple weeks back. I can't say I blame her.
>BABY HIPPOS ON MY TV
>THEY'RE FUCKING WITH ME, SUBLIMINALLY!
What's the worst radio-station and why is it Channel X?
Futo is sports
They really need a Tuner class of vehicles
Sultan, Futo, Kuruma (unarmored)...
What else would go in the class?
A lot of stuff went downhill. Like for example, you used to be able to make heads explode with sniper rifles. We can't even equip flamethrowers to burn crowds of people while running. Pretty much they toned down the violence.
Average day in Los Santos
The music is not necessarily supposed to be good.
But also serve to set a certain atmosphere in the game.
>Convict jumpsuit orange pants
I don't see the same thing as you.
Try and get to level 100 before you talk menuing. Or are you too normie or edgy for that?
>Even - Primary
>Odd - Secondary
>Any - other features
Color my car GTAG
CLIPS CLIPS CLIPS CLIPS CLIPS CLIPS CLIPS CLIPS CLIPS CLIPS CLIPS CLIPS
you need 120 Gig of free space to install the game, as it extract itself first.
(Or atleast, that was how it was last time I installed it.)
This game is about driving cars. Do you really think Davidstar would allow us to have /FUN/ with trains too?
favourite cars to race in?
(unless it´s mostly a straight road then the dominator)
race jester, 9f for fun
Tailgater (fuck your schafters)
None actually, but I'll use my Issi if I have to
I think I use the Gresley for racing. Not sure, but it definitely has a spoiler.
Hakuchou or Akuma, depending on the race
Zentorno and T20
>no more disconnections while trying to join jobs
>no more packet loss or latency because i'm paired with some russian or chinese cunt on a dial up modem
>no more limited vehicle spawns
9F for players under 100, Elegy for players over 100
Blista/Rhapsody, depending on track
what´s the apeal for the jester?
kept gettinng wrecked by this crew using jesters in races.
is it the better accel in corners?
was thinkin about this one but ended up with the schafter, first dedicated sedan
what cars were they using?
i.m.o. there aren't that many differences between the top 5 or so sports cars. I just bought the jester because I wanted one of the racing cars and liked the jester more. I have way too many sports cars.
Trying to create a female face that doesn't look 100% tranny so I can masturbate to it when we get lewd Valentine's stuff next month. So far I've been playing around with Misty and Hannah. Any other sugestions?
Don't give me that asian one with the swollen potato face.
supers aren't hard to drive
I'm just sick of racing them
I'm sick of the community that only wants to race them, and won't stay in lobbies unless its supers.
I FUCKING HATE SUPERS
when will fags stop being delusional and accept the fact that it's impossible to create good looking female characters in this game? heck, even the npcs look like shit. just create a cool looking male and fap to something else, retards. Get the Klub 17 or Artificial Academy if you want to create your own cumdumpsters. Much more possibilities.
Males look even worse with the babyfaces and awful beards. You can not create a cool character unless you cover up the face with a mask, at which point the gender becomes pointless.
>Series A finale
>Keep getting killed because they insist in using the Technical
>Keep arguing on who should use it
>Finally managed to get to the moving the trucks part
>One of the truck driver take 2 really long ''alternative'' routes
>Both the truck drivers, fall off the cliff when the bridge is right fucking there
>Finish the mission with 40 seconds remaining
Bloody hell. Randoms, not even once.
PS4 nor the Xboner have been hacked yeti spaghetti.
Post pictures of cool Gauntlets. This is mine, but I'm not convinced I like the color scheme.
How I'll this affect rockstar?
Nope, Steven Ogg is an incredibly nice guy, he's just a god-tier actor.
>doing a panel
>one of the fans asks if Steven could tell him to go fuck himself
>Instead of just doing it on the spot, Steven gets off stage, almost literally transforms into Trevor as he walks over to the guy; body language, posture, enraged snarl on his face
>gets within an inch of his face and SCREAMS it at him
>Have shit due the 17th
>Have to make a virtual machine of Windows 8.1
>Just want to play GTA Online and annoy some people by Karumatarding all over them
Hold me, /gtag/.
>Waiting for the download of the ISO to get done
Anyone have any better color schemes for the Gauntlet?
massacro RC mostly, banshee for lols
stirling or casco
exemplar lel 4 door
blackfin and dominator
super diamond >tfw ded gen
that small as car, who TF races compacts
dubsta 6x6 or the heist sanchez depending on track
a toss up between entity, zentorno, osisris or t20 for serious and infernus or bullet for lols
Shawn Fonteno hadn't acted for a while and asked Ned and Steve for acting advice.
Franklin was new to high-detail heists and asked Michael for advice.
D E E P
L E V E L S
Shit's like pottery.
This thread needs some life.
Come on, I know some of you have updated already.
Been driving around for hours, only npcs so far.
Why the fuck do hosts have to be in a lobby?
Why can't we just be in free roam constantly until the fucking heist is full, then get transported to that session and drive to the faggot's apartment and start there?
I was Oper8r before being Oper8r was a thing.
>crew memeber drives past me with wanted level
>I suddenly get 1 star for absolutely nothing
When did they add this dumb shit?
Maybe in GTA6 if the cops don't have psychic AI.
Haven't had that happen, but when I get one star I'm not doing a damn thing, I can be AFK in passive and still get a star. Cops are easy to lose but it's fucking annoying if you're about to get your car from the impound or buy snacks/ammo.
Reminder that menushitters can GIVE you cops, be it one star or three stars, and idk if they have it to loop too, ive died like three times in a row to them, and the stars were stuck at three, even after i rose it to four via minigun
From the blog of a r*
From the blog of T2
go buy a sharkcard
Nagithon; I'll jump on GTA right now.
i thought this was a little community. it seems as if I've been mistaken.
ahh okay. Thanks for the PSA.
>Console Cuckolds have to grind heists to get money
>edgelord in a kuruma tries to run me over while I'm walking
>missing and plows through a bunch of pedestrians
>attracts police attention
>I run around barriers while he tries to shoot me from inside the car
>an increasing number of cops arrive
>they eventually box him in
>my face when I jump onto the hood of his kuruma and empty an auto-shottie mag through the vision slot killing him.
Then he called me a hacker and kept crying for people to report me.
>randys that choose hard for their heist
it's starting to make sense
>set a job to easy
>set a job to hard
I hope he hates himself for GTAO. It won't affect them at all either. Take Two will just keep pumping out mediocre products with GTA slapped on them. No one cares whos behind it anymore. That's just one less person to drag out to lie for them.
cant do any more damage to their rep than gtao. seems he left right after the next gen release and only now officially quit. meanwhile, he kept saying shit about how "we got plans for gta for over 45 years". maybe he got tired of lying and was embarrassed.
So did you actually break the windshield glass or just hit the glitchy seam point?
>TFW it's actually easier to hit with a sniper rifle because the one pixel gap is still one pixel at 1km range
More likely bullshit like shark cards and deadline pressure from T2 left him disillusioned, he wanted to quit, they told him to take long service leave and think about it, he decided he had no reason to come back.