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dead game
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first for nuke gooks
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She's the best.
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Reminder
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>>128532331
I want Marie to rabu me
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>it will never be global testfire again
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why the fuck is the discord link still there
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>>128532520
Why not? Nobody mentions it anymore.
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>>128532475

Good I wouldn't have my trusty bucket
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who /past/
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https://twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/687553023535521792
>At the end of the month on January 30th, at 10 AM, the "Inkzooka" will be displayed at Tokaigi. The tornado shaped ink is fired in a straight line, and it can be used to both paint and attack, making for a powerful weapon. It's in the sets of the Aerospray MG, the Carbon Roller, among others.
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>>128533234
I mean
>and the Carbon Roller
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>>128533198
Even if I were Merican, I wouldn't be.
You have my support Future lads!
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>>128532182
Yes!!!
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>>128533630
This diminutive Callie reminds me; did that Mamnenmei artist ever draw the Squid Sisters?
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Can Futurefags foresee the humiliating ass beating in their future?
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>>128533876
yes, for karaoke culture day!
>メメママメ!!
>mememamame!!
>にゃんにゃんにゃんにゃん二枚貝~
>nyan nyan nyan nyan clams~
hey... no one ever said karaoke had to be good!
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>>128534315
Meow meow meow clams?
Oh Callie, you adorable retard.
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Which is the most difficult weapon to use?
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>>128535257
The one your worst with.
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>>128533234
i cant be the only one that thinks this looks bland and uninteresting compared to the ingame one, right
i mean its just got ridges all over it.
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>>128535257
Hardest Hard Mode
Custom E-Liter 3K with Max Sensitivity and Sticks only.
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>>128535257
>effectively in high tier games
probably something like the inkbrush, its mental gymnastics trying to figure out where people will be and how to position yourself accordingly to intercept them
>in general
i'd say the nozzlenose for people who dont know how to use it, followed by the rapid blaster without damage up.
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>>128532416
I want to hug her and squeeze her and kiss her and FUCK I love her so much!
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If Jess is here shoe didn't come with any slots. Will try tomorrow
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>>128537542

> That image

Wow.
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>>128537690

Oh hey, thanks!

I wasn't actually expecting anything for the next few days, didn't you have a full order queue?
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>>128537542
I think Marie's tentacles would be much doughier than Callie's; like pudding versus a lean tender.
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>>128538059
I have multiple USBs. I ordered your shoes on one of them.

So every morning it will be
>Write to Wii U with your order
>Check Order
>reload save if order fails
>switch to my usb
>Write to Wii U
>check my own Order
>reload my own save if fail
>play game

But Spyke was generous and already is giving me a second shot it seems.
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>>128537947
Marie looks precious with her hair down. Callie just looks encumbered.
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>>128539041
I want to encumber on Callie's tentacles
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well fuck
i was rolling for either super jump or damage up, but i guess this isnt terrible.
dropped about 400k on it, i guess ill keep it.
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>>128539603
Not bad anon, Stealth Jump is based as hell.
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and i guess while ive got the browser open, anyone want to help me orderscum a triple jump on this? shouldnt be terribly hard.
K.K.K.Fishcake
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>>128539708
There are already run speed brand influence stealth jump shoes though
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>>128539784
>recon
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>>128540349
Recon is great. But of course saying that is heresy considering this place's boner for Cold Blooded.
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>>128540408
>cold blooded
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>>128540349
Recon is good if have Inkstrike.
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>>128540573
Cold Blooded is great. But of course saying that is heresy considering this place's boner for Haunt.
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>>128540661
recon only makes up for a lack of skill. Its worse than special duration.
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>>128540756
>not knowing where enemies are is a lack of skill
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>still no arowana mall
RIP
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>>128540573
We are not in Splatoon's early days, where Echolocator was considered useless.
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>>128539603
>>128540151

Don't keep it. Keep rolling for what you want.
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>>128541051
im just gonna keep it as an inbetween, so that way at least ive got something decent to play with. better than the random bullshit i had before.
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>>128539784

I can do this. Give me a few days to empty my order queue, if you're willing to wait that is.
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>>128541197

You'd waste 400k on that? You're better off with the brand influence (Swim Speed).

I get triggered when people roll offbrands on Krak-On gear. Can't beat Swim Speed.
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>>128541361
My Red Hi Tops have Quick Respawn which is pretty good.
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>>128541361
It seems that everybody that exalts Swim Speed gets easily triggered.
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>>128541361
i dont really use it on much else, and honestly it helps with my weapon (L-3)
not to mention a splatfests coming up anyway. 18 snails for free.
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>>128541230
sure thing. got no reason to rush.
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>>128541475
>>128541557
>>128541638
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>>128541790
ninja squid
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>>128541790
I don't really care about brand influence since I'd just get swim speed on any gear I wanted if I really cared enough.
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>>128541997
/ink/'s constant tears that somebody would dare use something unconventional is always a delight.
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Does anyone have the name of whatever they called Bomb Rush

Something rain of tears or whatever
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>>128541997
Whenever someone says Ninja Squid is bad I wonder if they've ever actually used it or if they're just listening to /ink/ meme about shit.
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>>128542321
i can tell you im probably the only person who runs ink saver sub as a main slot. i just like how i can throw 4 burst bombs without emptying my tank, can get at least 3 shots in too.
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>>128542642

I tried Ninja Squid without any Swim Speed once, just for curiosity's sake.

It was fucking torture. I'm used to having Swim Speed, and this was the complete opposite. It felt like I'd been hit with a permanent Disruptor.

The sluggish movement, the low top speed, yuck. They nerfed Ninja Squid into the ground. Sure, you can just stack Swim Speeds, but 2 mains and a bunch of subs barely normalizes the effect. That's pretty much your entire loadout used on invisible swimming and normal swim speed.

It's a niche ability that's useful sometimes, but you have to give up so much for it.

It'd be like if Ink Resistance halved your Run Speed. Any time you're not on enemy ink, you'd waddle around at SSPro speeds. Would it be worth it?
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>>128535257
sloshing machine has a steep learning curve and is really unwieldy
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>>128543384
>but 2 mains and a bunch of subs barely normalizes the effect.
Pretty sure you only need 2/3 subs.
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>>128542707
I use Ink Sub too for Seekers. It's good to throw one to force your opponent to dodge while you have a few more shots for them left in reserve.
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>>128533234
so it's a 3d print?
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>>128543384
When you swim right around a Splash Wall and beat the shit out of the Gal on the other side, you'll know its merit.
It will never be a meta ability but it will always be rewarding.
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i'm surprised Marie didn't want to go to the past since she loves money and all.
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Marie didn't get her dildo phone, but she did get a laser.
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>>128543774
And despite that I think Callie would manage to win their fight using her weapon.
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>>128542385
Infinite tears of heaven
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>>128543762
Yeah man; dat exchange rate.
Instead Callie gets to train with Dinosaurs and become stronger still.
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How bad would the funposting be if Future won?
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>>128543472
You need one main 2 subs to get rid of ninja squid despeed
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>>128544073
That isn't that bad, everyone seems to have quad swim speed clips or shoes. So it's only 1 piece of clothing.

Plus with only 3 subs it goes up to 96%, and the difference between it and 100% is barely noticeable, at least to me.
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>>128543626

Yeah, I've done stuff like that before and it IS fun.
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Here's a rarer kind of Momma squid.
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>>128544306

More squids being hugged!
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>>128544073

Acceleration and top speed still feel kinda sluggish, even with 2 mains.
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>>128544350
What about lewd hugs?
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>>128544468
>Callie rubbing her crotch on Marie's leg
>never my leg
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>>128544852
Pretty sure Marie is shoving it there. She's the ringmaster of lewd.
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>>128544468
We have to go lewder
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>>128544306
MORE SQUID MOMMAS
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>>128545445
Mommy squids!
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>>128545445
Soon-to-be Squid Mommas?
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nnid: n0b0d33
anyone up for squad?
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>>128545404
longer tentacles look good on Marie, or at least letting them down would look nice. You just can't be a bitch and have short 'hair'. It doesn't work that way. There's no sign of maintenance.
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>>128545940
AGED TO PERFECTION
>>128546168
KNOCKED UP AND FORGOTTEN
WERE LOOKING FOR PRIME MARRIAGE MATERIAL HERE PEOPLE
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>>128546535
In actuality if you measure Marie's tentacles within her bun, they're about normal length, so they're by no means short.
Meanwhile Callie's are up to 1.5 times her whole body height, so naturally Marie's are laughed at as being small by comparison, when really they're just average.
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>>128546721
Hey, Marie would be a great Mom given the chance. She only cares about herself, and since children are an extension of the self, she'd surely do good by them.
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Discord didn't kill the general
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>>128549790
It was always burning since the worlds been turning
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HOLY GOD DNAM FUCKGNI FUKC

WHEN THER WHOELE GOD DAMNDS TEAM SI FCCIUKIGN DEADD

FUCKIRJ ATTAACK YOUA UTISTS

DONT" ALL CRODWD ON THE GFCKIJNG TOWER AND WAIT FORR DEAHT

FKCU YOU KIDS FUCK YOU'ER SO FKCING ADOPTEDD
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>>128549790
Yes it did.
Along with August, slow of content and excessive waifuposting.
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>>128549790
>REAL EURO HOURS

But seriously, most of us arn't home from work yet, and it must be around lunchtime for the yanks.
Every general is quiet at these times.
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TWO PEOPLE RIDING AT THE FFUCKIN MOST FUCDSMDM
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>>128550042
You should know that posting incomprehensibly is a bannable offense.
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>>128550083
Pretty sure waifu posting is what keeps this place alive much of the time.
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>>128549901
Pedophiles, waifu fags, circle jerking, jap lag
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>>128550198
PUT YUOR LIPS ON TEHE DIRTEEIST HOLE AND SUCK
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>>128551307
Spread em
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I heard waifu posting
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>>128551186

Bravo
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>>128551593
HEADS UP SHITCUNTS
IT'S TIME FOR WAIFU POSTING
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>>128533234
Isn't it missing a few things?
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>>128551186
Kraken bitching, tim posting, meme lobbies, splatfest boasting
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>>128552075
Holy fuck that render is amazing, it even has mold lines.
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Holding Marie's hand!
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>>128553085
gives you cancer
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who won this splatfest?
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>>128553832
>I wish she'd rather eat me
lewd
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Just picked up these two for Garry's Mod.
Marie is sadly dead now, but it's pretty liberating to finally be able to play with Callie's tentacles. They feel so meaty!
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>>128555128
Definitely gonna have a lot of fun with this thing.
Still haven't figured out how to make them stand easily; which is understandable considering they shouldn't have bones; but any program that lets you lie Callie down, give her a tan, and wink at you is an instant winner in my books.
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>>128555410
I fucking hate that program, but i'll throw you a bone

there should be an anchor tool you can use to keep things in place, but I last played that godforsaken thing 3 years ago so anything could have changed.

Also if you are the same person that I last gave advice to, turn AA on, its for everyones sake.
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I WANT TO FUCK A SPAGETTI!
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>>128555601
I am, though I'm not sure how what AA is or how to implement it. If it's in regards to graphics quality I don't know if I can set them any higher.
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>>128555846
Squiboys are for cute not lewd.
>>128555958
Options > video > advanced >Antialiasing

then set that shit as high as possible to remove jagged edges, it doesnt matter if the program slows down because last i checked you were trying to take pictures and thats just a still image.

a little texture filtering won't hurt for the backgrounds but im fairly certain it wont do much for callie and marie.
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>>128556342
Wow, that is a hell of a difference. It seems to work fine at x8 despite recommending the lower settings, and the tentacles are so damn shiny now I can see the world reflected in them.
This probably just made the program worth investing in; thanks a ton anon.
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>>128555128
I think Marie needs a little help up, she's looking a little sad too ;_;
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>>128557252
She dead ;_;
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>>128557256
Is this what Gal Karma looks like?
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>>128557256
>Tan Aseti
>Ink Rez
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>>128557676
Marie noooo
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>>128557256

polysaw is one laggy motherfucker, played him in ranked a while ago
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>>128558606
Don't worry, I'll respawn her tomorrow and maybe make her do something funny. Right now I'm much too tired to do anything besides throw her corpse around the map.
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Well, it took a while, but I've finally managed to claw my way back to S

Can I be free now?
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>>128559119
no
S+ is the promised land.
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>>128559119
>still playing Ranked

you'll never be free
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>>128559119
>>128559203
lol mate
Alternate between Squads and Turf War; never worry about scores and titles again
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>>128559278
>waiting for losers to play
>playing the shittiest gamemode
this is the incorrect decision
you ARE good enough to maintain your rank, right? it wasnt all just a fluke and youre holding on to something youre not, RIGHT?
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>>128559467
Until you wonder to yourself why a Rank is even that important and not just something to pointlessly stress about
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>>128559601
thats the thing, you shouldnt stress about it
just play the fucking game, wherever you get put is where you belong. people waste shittons of time trying to hold on to their precious A/S that they start making stupid plays and drop themselves lower. just play as if it were a squad and get over yourself if you lose your rank.
if you are a good enough player you'll get it back, and if not you get put where you belong.
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>>128555128
>Meaty tentacles
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>>128559816
My point exactly; which is why I'd rather keep that A Rank I spent two months trying to reach and instead main TW.
It's momentary value, but I refuse to beat myself up over being subpar at a childrens painting game.
Besides, can't bring the Wii to college next month
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is the mini splatling any good? I really like the way it looks and feels but I'm not sure if the wind-up speed to damage-output/range is good? I think I like it, but the past few times I've used it, I've been getting creamed.
The win animation is also adorable...
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>>128560378
I hate them a lot, both to use and fight against.
But the Zink Mini Splatling is regarded as one of the strongest weapons in the game, so if you must.
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>>128560378
If you pick a mini up it's probably better to use the Zink one, it's just so damn strong.
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>>128560494
>>128560707
do you mean it's actual damage output, or it has better alts, cause I thought they'd be the same, damage wise. but if I'm wrong...
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>>128560216
i mean youre allowed to do what you want but im telling ya, the faster you stop looking at that little letter and number at the end of each match, the sooner you'll have fun in ranked.

used to loathe every ranked game i lost, now i just forget about it and try to figure out what i did wrong. as soon as i did this i went from S 10 to S 90 in the span of an afternoon
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>>128560854
Yeah, the Zink's Secondary is a Disruptor, which is basically a Flashbang that slows your target, and the Special is a Bubbler, which you should know as the force field.
Put those two together and you are one tough bastard to fight.
Range and damage wise it's pretty good. You just need to get used to its picky fire-and-release method.
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>>128561014
I never had fun in Ranked; I find this game is considerably more enjoyable to sit back and paint the earth while shooting anybody in your way than bust your ass over an objective. And in a game that's this fun and colorful and Nintendo-like, I'll always go with the fun option.

My only goal now is to get 999,999 points on my favorite weapon. Forget Ranks.
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>>128561087
cool, thanks for the advice. been using the zap 89 before I got into the splatling, so I'm more used to inkstrike, but it sounds like those alts are pretty good. I'll pick up the zink, then, considering I've been pretty useless with the inkzooka.
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I still see people argue this, now lets settle this debate once and for all!

http://strawpoll.me/6536152
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>>128562048
Personally I find N-Zaps much more respectable than Splatlings, but good luck with those.

For the record you can stack Run Speed and the Zaps just fly around. Fastest weapon in the game TWN.
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How lewd is too lewd?
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>>128562306

> I find N-Zaps much more respectable than Splatlings

What do you find so offensive about the Splatling family?
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>>128562879
longer range
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>>128562879
Don't like using them, don't like fighting them, and they hog all of the damn fanart.
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>>128562306
good to know, haven't abandoned the n-zap, but I've been having fun with the mini splatling, so it's nice to mix things up. haven't had a chance to really dig into splatoon (lvl 18), but now I have some more time on my hands, I'm excited to get back into it.

on a side note, is future the superior choice? I have an undying love for dinosaurs, but the future sounds so much more exciting.
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>>128563269
From what we've seen, the popular teams are usually at a disadvantage, and from surface value Future seems to have more fans.
Really choose whichever you like; the payoff for choosing the winner is pretty insignificant that early in the game. It's only 6 more snails over the 18 you would've had otherwise.
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I want to see Callie ride a Triceratops by using her tentacles as reins.
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>8 hours
>152 posts
good lord what happened
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>>128564948
discord
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>>128565223
>>>/mlp/
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>>128564948
apparently discord is literally killing the thread.

can't be that the game is ded. not with those sales
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>>128565318
i'm surprised it took this long for someone to finally make that joke.
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>>128547096
I want Marie to be my mom!
I want to suckle milk out of Marie's massive jugs!
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>>128562879
good lord it's been awhile since i've seen this
i finished this awhile ago anon, or maybe you just prefer that version?
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>>128565768

Slosher version, please

Squibs making sand castles with Tri-Slosher whilst Woomy/Spaghetti does the washing or flings his/her bucket
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>>128561368
>bust your ass over an objective
But that is turf wars objective. I like that turf war places the least emphasis on the winner being the one who can best splat the opponent. It makes it feel like it has more depth. Like it is more than just a shooter.
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FUCK CALLIE
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Hi /ink/ ! I love you !
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>>128567158
I love you too splatling
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>>128567794
i just realized shes actually in public. i feel sorry for her parents
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>>128566647
Honestly, splatting opponents in TW is just as important as in any other mode. If you're dead, then you can't ink the ground, plain and simple. Not to mention you leave behind a puddle of enemy ink, which helps the opposing team in TW more than in any other mode.

It's true you can win a TW match without the most splats, but then again I've had ranked matches where everyone on out team had a negative k/d going on, but we still won. gotta play the objective.

but yeah, I do like TW's concept quite a bit as well. also the only mode where last ditch effort is worth using at all
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>>128568121
There are worse things for your daughter to love in these times
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>>128568779

Actually my Slosher set but not too bad on Machine
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>>128568779
not a single item in that gear set gives damage up
im angry
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>>128565768
>>128565991
we need a beach meetup for the squids here
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>>128569345
i mean ill give you credit for being a sloshing machine in S+ but isnt this overdoing it a little
you'd be better off with a blaster or the L-3 or something
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>>128569345
Why have more damage subs when you can have main saver, ink rec, and swim speed or something
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recent k/d's
8-2
8-1
18-1
14-2

I feel like I could take on the world. Even if i'm probably just kicking the shit outta some kids.
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>>128570281

Slosher is my main and machine is my secondary. There's no such thing as too much damage up when dealing with lag and the defence up meta. This way I can do the required hits and get away somewhat sure that people will either actually die, be weakened enough they won't continue chasing or shoot me from beyond the grave
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>>128570763
well what i said was mostly in response to the sloshing machine, didnt read till after that you mained the slosher.
with the damage up, it seemed like you were going for the rapid blaster method of making the direct hit as close to 99.9 damage as possible, but frankly i dunno why people do that unless theyve got a sub or something else that also benefits from damage up.
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>>128570691

Swim speed isn't something I care about considering my team mates seem to either go for splats or tunnel vision the objective with no thought for map control and movement.

As for ink management I find I play worse when I have too much inksaver abilities. This is the sweet spot when I have just enough. The only other ability I use is QR and that's usually 1 main. 2 at most
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Anyone have a quad damage up snorkel mask I can order off them?
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>>128571250

Don't get it
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>>128571398
im in the process of ordering one myself. you can get it off of me if you want, ill be getting it in a few days since spyke's bound to fuck up.
K.K.K.Fishcake
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How to get gud at ranked splat zone?
I've been doing okay when my team has some brains because once we control the center I know to try to kill enemies and keep them away, but when one person on my team is a shitter and wants to play ranked turf war and we lose the center, I'm REALLY bad at attacking into an area fortified by 4 inklings.

tl:dr how to attack into unfavorable terrain and gain the upper hand without dying
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>>128571874
use the special or wait for your teammates
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>>128571874

Use Dynamo
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>>128571964
I do try to attack when one or two of them are pushing as well, but I don't know what to do when they just paint randomly without care for being instantly splatted

I feel like I would do better in B rank than my C rank because every other match I have to deal with some twit either painting irrelevant parts of the map or doing the old stare at sky / feet back at spawn
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>>128572106
>c rank
just use a charger in that case. C and B rank shitters don't know how to deal with them.
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Is aerospray alright in ranked if you're trying to support your team? I'm not the best with the chargers and if I'm using a roller I die to everything because I can't ranged counter attack.

I seem successful with it in the low ranks by helping spray walls for tactical movement and I seem to be able to kill everything rather quickly provided they don't see me first
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>>128571748
Thanks, I'll send a request but I'll never be able to tell once you have it and are ready for me to clone it.
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>>128571874
depends on the map
if its something with alternate routes and your teammates are barreling down the middle, run around and shoot the other team in the back.
if its pretty closed or theyre holding you from going anywhere, get your special. in SZ probably the best idea is to run suction bomb rush, kraken or inkzooka just to be able to come back from a tough game, and the enemy wont have any problems giving you free special points if you shoot the ground near them. just trade turf until youve got enough to stage a rebellion.
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>>128572198

Neither do S ranks. IK don't know how often I've had to stop whatever I was doing to hunt down Snipers. It's a good thing Sloshers are decent counters to them
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>splatfest in 2 days
>not feeling the magic
It was cool during the wii u christmas sale but I dunno anymore
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>>128572324
i make squads once in a while, and lurk a good little bit. either ill put it as part of my squad invite message, or just ask in a few days and ill probably see it.
could also set my friend message on the wii u to "got it" or something once i do.
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>>128572685
Thanks, I appreciate it. If there is any gear you need I'll wear it if I have it.
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>>128572286
yes, every weapon is viable in rank if you know how to utilize its strengths
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>>128572850
unless youve got an offbrand triple or something ive got just about every clothing item. dont worry about it.
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>>128571250
Y-YOU'RE JUST FUCKING WITH ME
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where is the manmenmei!!
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What is that one weapon you're having the hardest time getting good at and why
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>>128573321

Been and gone
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>>128573107
Nah nothing as crazy lucky as that, only a few onbrand triples and similar. Thanks again, I sent the request now
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Sniffing Marie's hair!
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>>128573469
i will never for the life of me find the spark to be good with the krak-on, carbon, or either of the brushes.
i always misjudge the range for flinging/swiping and end up dead. sometimes ill end up with like 12 kills but its completely random and usually caused by kraken.
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>>128573717

Their hair is limbs so sniffing her arms or leg would be just the same scent
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Post your inklings
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>>128573469
Not really a weapon but I can't use the kraken for shit. I tend to get myself killed coming out of it too, after i've uselessly painted some irrelevant place and killed nothing
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wtf, down 50 points. fuck you MM, what is so hard about doing the objective you fuckers, it flashes on the screen before the match.

I'm literally throwing myself in the enemies chokepoint, going fucking terminator every single fucking match with a normal fucking roller while being on the verge of death at every second hoping to god that my teammates are smart enough to paint the shit then help camp the enemy out.

I swear people are extra retarded when its SZ.
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>>128573936
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I didn't post about it yet but yesterday I played with someone who just kept walking forward and not painting and the battle ended with him like 0:25

what the fuck man
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>>128573936
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>>128573936
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how do you guys get 4 slot gear?
how do you guys get 4 slot gear with all the same bonus on it?
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>>128573936
gonna make an effort to get better subs on the clip.
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>>128573936
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>>128574234
>i optimize my gear but i dont understand why
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>>128574403
4 slot just means the main slot and all of the subs are the same ability
same ability stuff is most commonly gotten from brands that arent influenced, like KOG or cuttlegear, and are otherwise gotten as "offbrands", which are much less common and are usually obtained through hours of rolling.
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>>128573469
Chargers cuz I can't aim for shit
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>>128573469
All the rollers. People say rollers are brainless, but I can never use the krakon or dynamo well
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>>128574702
i only go for looks
all of those were natural triples except for obv the hat
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>>128573960
gotta use it as a cheap invincibility or as a means of killing unsuspecting fucks.
unless the guy who you popped it for is a retard and decides to sit and shoot, ignore him. either find other people to drill, use your paint trail to help with the objective (mainly rainmaker), or get the fuck out of there.
if youre chasing someone and the timer is running low, remember you can always super jump out. its usually quick enough so that you wont die while launching, but if youre nervous you can always launch while youre still in kraken mode.
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>>128573936
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>>128573898
Sniffing Marie's arm!
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>>128573936
splat bombs for days
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>>128573469
E-Liter 3K
Because using the Aerospray made me think I could aim.
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>>128575724
>i use 15 different outfits because i dont know which one suits me!
stop
people like you are the reason squads want to kill themselves, swapping every round to find what "fits" at that very moment. pick whichever benefits your gameplay the most and stick with it for christs sake.
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>>128576092

I reject your reality and supplement it with my own
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>>128576092
>rejecting your freshness
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>>128574078
I can imagine 4 people from the same team on 4 different forum boards all making this same rant.
Everybody wants to be top k/d terminator, nobody wants to be objective-pushing, guinea squig bait.
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>>128576198
*substitute
>>128576253
im not even saying that, just stick to one goddamn outfit.
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>>128576346
wearing the same thing all the time isn't wearing what is fresh
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>>128576346

That's the jobby.

I prefer different abilities at different times depending on mode, map and team mates. If I'm playing TC and RM the QR heavy outfit comes out. For Splat Zones or with good team mates I have only one QR and the rest is ink and damage up. With damn good team mates it's all strength up. For Turf War it's nothing but ink savers and no DU
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>>128576539
being fresh isnt picking shit out of a dark closet because you cant make up your mind
having your own established style and sticking to it is fresh in itself.
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>>128543384
>I tried Ninja Squid without any Swim Speed once, just for curiosity's sake.
tfw i did the very same thing last night. I don't think I've ever had a more torturous experience. Ninja Squid by itself is practically pointless since you can slow tilt at almost the same speed. The ability only pays with a fuckload of Swim Speed Ups. But yeah the trade-off is huge and if you dont find the perks of swimming undetected are worth that trade-off, then Ninja Squid is definitely a waste.

>>128544073
From what i've experienced, that sounds about right.
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>>128576863
style is a fickle futa, anon
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>>128576092
People can use whatever clothes they fucking feel like using and they can leave the room when the match ends if they feel like it and there's nothing you can do about it besides bitch about it.
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>>128544040
something tells me when callie wants to get "fit" she wants the feminine view of the thing

as in instead of lifting barbells and what not, just basically slimming up
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No Rickman posts all over Miiverse.
Flowey still as strong as ever.
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>>128544040
no
it shows she's pretty weak
by going to the past she has the upper hand on every living creature there, with the mighty future (present) power
coupled with her tentacle, she's OP
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>>128577179
you sound like the type of person who loses a lot of games before deciding on a weapon/gear set to use, only for that set to fail you the next day
the true elite know their strengths and weaknesses and have finely crafted a set that benefits their every need in any situation. the lower class make excuses like "their abilities countered mine" or "i can wear whatever i want whenever i want"
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>>128577859
Found the moba player, learn to have fun and maybe you'll keep the noose away another day.
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>>128578093
"Fun" is just an excuse that shitters use to deflect critics. If you're playing Splatoon for "fun" then you should get the fuck out of the competitive community and stick to single player. We're not here to have fucking fun.
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Anyone wanna do twin squads?
pikno3
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>>128577859

There's outfits I like but I don't have the patience for offbrand rolls or quads so every is on brand and generally matched across outfits rather than one article of clothing have all the ability I need
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>>128577859
You sound unbelievably assmad, m8.
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>>128535257
H-3 Nozzlenose
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>>128578294
your bait is now so weak its kinda sad
I suggest you take up an actual sport if you genuinley have that attitude
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>>128578294
>competitive community
>/ink/
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>>128578338

Grwat but that's too much hip for a nip or anyone else for that matter

>>128535257

.96 gal and Jet Squalcher
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>>128578093
first of all the genre is called ASSFAGGOTS
second why would knowing your strengths and weaknesses invalidate your ability to have fun? if youre using all kinds or random shit game in and game out, youre changing all kinds or variables that could affect the decisions you make.

for example, if you use a swim speed loadout then move on to a quick respawn one, chances are you might still have the swim speed mindset and make a stupid decision based on that. at least when you use the same gear every time, you know what situations you can handle and which you cant. its simple.
>>128578376
and thats fine, as long as youre not picking different shit every game. two or three base outfits is perfectly fine.
>>128578404
thanks for your contribution to the conversation.
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haha yeah the discord sucks guys
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>>128578505
>now
thats not me fag boy
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man i love splatoon but
"losing is temporary, looking cool is forever"

no
looking cool is good but irrelevant to wars
having massive combat skill regardless of abilities is priority
besides, looking top cool and still losing makes it more all more embarrasing

plus using starting rags while still dominating everyone else is the true way of eternal cool
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>>128578838
But they actually have squads
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How did you get to S rank?
Some of you really don't deserve it.
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>>128579764
>this desperate to defend how unfresh your tryhard set makes you look
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>>128579764
nigga one of the folks here lost all his data from being an S+ ranker and got it back in like two days
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>>128579764
not gonna debate this much but at least with savescumming you can choose from the alternate clothes to get decent main/sub abilites as well as a decent looking squid. it at least wastes time.
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>>128580037
I got carried by SORRY squad
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>>128580106
no
i don't have the game yet
but when i finally get my hands of it, i'll prioritize raw skill over hipster clothing and show y'all how shit should be accomplished
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>>128580037
squads carry people and then they never touch ranked again.
tis sad, really.
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>>128580379
>i dont have the game yet
>>128580231 im taking this back.
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>>128580379
>being a tryhard faggot
>doesn't even own the game yet
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>>128580684
>>128580723
no really i don't get the whole looking fresh thing
isn't it better to just be more skilled than the rest
as with every other game in existence
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>>128580037
I wish there was a way to distinguish between squad rank and solo. Actually make the crawl worth something, of course there are always rank scummers.
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>>128581170
literally, when you git gud, you can reject your freshness. S/S+ in a nutshell
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>>128580037
old ass picture but

you learn a few things about SPEED with a brush
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>>128581170
to be completely honest splatoon's skill cap is relatively low. you get the gist of the game after single player, and the only thing to gain after that is some subtle stuff, some decision making, and aiming.
its not like if youre unfresh youll magically be better at the game or have a deeper understanding of it, youll just have slightly better stats in one or two areas. people run all damage up because they want to kill faster. it doesnt improve their skill.
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>>128580037
Fought my way up past the mountain of shitters after the first time I've hit S.
Staying in S is the hard part, especially with carried players from squads in solo.
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>>128581170
I find a balance between the two to be much more fun and satisfying. Besides, you really don't need good abilities on your gear to be good at the game.
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>>128581942
that last part's what i'm saying
disregard gear abilities and "looking cool" and just git gud
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Do squids need to bathe?
They probably get quite sweaty from running around all the time
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>>128582115
again, you dont really "git gud". all of it is decision making, deciding whether youre going to throw your lifeless husk at the tower or try to find a way in through the back. you could be god's gift to splatoon, but if you dont know what to do in a tight spot youre gonna end up as cannon fodder like every other carried S player.
and its not good to totally disregard abilities, you should suit them to how you play. if you throw a lot of bombs, get ink saver sub. if youve got a problem with echolocator, get cold blooded. it doesnt matter what the meta is or isnt, you can basically get away with anything as long as it works with what you aim to do.
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>>128582509
um
this game gave me a fetish for sweaty girls
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>>128580037
by getting lucky enough to not be lumped children 10 games in a row at each A rank
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Dad game
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bro kelp rofl
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I would have sex with someone someday
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>>128584625
Someone like Marie?
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>>128580723
Obviously not trying hard enough.
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>>128583051

This game give me a spats fetish
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Bread game
Bread general
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>>128584410
Truly is, I might give the discord a try
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Ink Saver sub is good on seekers, burst bombs splat bombs, suction bombs, splash walls, and disruptors.
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>>128585261
i already had one before the game
feels kind of weird to see people flocking to them now
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>>128585896
i just like it on burst bombs so you can throw all 4 without losing your entire tank
like why the fuck did they think that was a good idea, leave SOMETHING
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>>128585973
Blame Kid Icarus.
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>>128586595
who in KI wears spats?
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>>128587119
Pit and Pittoo.
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>>128586052
That's the entire point of sub saver that people tend to miss before saying its a shit ability. A lot of subs chug a lot of ink, so having a little bit more can cause you not to she because you were trapped because you ran out of ink.
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>>128587119
Kid Icarus?
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>>128587350
>>128587397
im not gay tho
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>>128587557
no one asked if you were gay
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>you'll never be good at this game
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>>128587557
>2011+3+2
>not being bi
Go back to /r/splatoon bro
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>>128587557
That's what I said until I played that game.
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okay, im now absolutely convinced people just throw games they dont think they can win

guy on the other team's running up with the rainmaker to the volcano, and the blaster on our team is sitting in spawn spamming booyah. i kill the guy with some burst bombs and blaster reluctantly walks out and inks some turf.
PLAY THE GAME
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>losing horribly
>make a safe trail for the Rainmaker
>hit "C'mon"
>whole team assembles on me and escorts the RM like we're playing a CS1.6 VIP map

Holy FUCK that was
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>mfw I constantly carry my're team
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Damn chargers are fucking boring
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>>128589570
I love them.
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>>128589570
>never played with bamboo or squiff and get 20+ kills
You obviously haven't felt the thrill yet
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>>128589921
>20+ kills with either
you gotta be in turf war or B to have that happen
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>>128577859
Do you have proof of what I wear?
Do you have screencaps of my performance?
Have you seen me play?
Have you seen what weapons I use?
I regularly use 2 weapons for squads or solo with clothes that give the abilities that I want while looking fresh.
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>>128589921
that's basically what I've been doing, but only in low ranks and tw. Maybe it gets more fun when my opponents aren't so braindead
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>>128580037
I got my S solo. I was stuck in A- and A. I went to A+ in a squad and from there I went to S. So far, I have deranked to A+ once but I quickly went back to S.
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>>128580037
I got carried by Tim. Now I'm somehow S+ even though I still have the skill of an A+
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>entire enemy team disconnects
>1 from mine disconnects
NINTENDOOOOOOOO
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>>128591089
That's because everybody is carried and everybody is a shitter and the idea that different Ranks offer different experiences is a myth.
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FUCK THESE RETARDED JAPS
FUCK THESE RETARDED NON JAPS
I CAN'T CARRY YOU STUPID FUCKS
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I need more images like this.
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>>128585693
I'd butter Marie's toast
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>jap carbon launches a seeker at me
>jump over it like i usually do
>seeker explodes under me despite not being near any obstacles, walls and nowhere near its max range
>must have exploded because the seeker actually hit me on his screen

regional matchmaking when?
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>>128590593
no, just a educated guess is all
another educated guess would be that youre also the kind of person who waits 2 hours to think of a witty response
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>>128591442
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>>128580037
Solo ranked.
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>>128580037
Callie carried me in her big strong arms
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>>128591715
>people think regional matchmaking wouldn't improve the quality of this game dramatically
>people still defend cross-pacific matchmaking in a host/client system
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>>128591750
Nah mate that's a retarded assumption while making an ass out of yourself. Go ahead and jack off to the thought that you believe yourself to be mentally superior while I was actually at work dumbass.
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>>128587673
iktf
s+ but i dont feel like it
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>>128591540
I want to feed Marie my baguette!
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>>128581170
>stacking damage up is skill
>wanting to use a clownsuit instead of fresh ass clothing with beneficial subs and mains
>being this much of a fag before you even have the game
Come on now.
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>>128592042
>at work for 2 hours
>browsing /calliemariepictures/ while at work
either way mistakes were made
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>>128591951
>na matchmaking
>oh boy now I don't have to deal with those laggy japs
>walk out of spawn once the match starts
>splatted by jose
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tfw fucking did it
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>>128593142
fucking gooks
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>>128593142
congrats compadre, youre fighting the good fight for all of the nozzlenoses out there
aiming to join you sometime in the next few hours ive been stuck at 85-ish, wish me luck.
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>>128593142
ちんこちさい?
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>>128532026
This is a beautiful picture. Name of artist?
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>>128583051
I wonder if squids even can sweat.
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>>128593660
お前のちんこよりもでかいのは確かだ
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>>128592903
There you go again with your stupid assumptions. I was there for the whole day and my coworker went to the restroom. I needed to wait for him to come back for safety regulations. I used that time to call you a retard and I'll use my time again to say that you're birth was a mistake.
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>>128592903
For the record I do that too. Browse and save; don't need to openly salivate over them.
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>>128593142
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>>128594148
無礼な
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>>128593660
>>128594148
>>128594725
El colegio que yo voy tienen clases de japones pero sus horarios no me convienen.
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>>128594108
Headcanon time!
Given Inklings are liquid based it would make sense for their bodies to absorb some water through moisture in the air or vapor or any other source of the element. And since water evidently weakens their internal structure, it would make sense for their bodies to have some system to secrete said water.
So in some manner, yes, Inklings probably would sweat. Same policy applies for tears.
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>>128595063
Toвa e гaднo
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>>128595276
Je ne comprend pas.
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>>128595573
Aль aль нь би хийх
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>>128594153
>not devoting yourself entirely to your work, making sure you do a good job and getting that raise your boss was considering
youre doing this to yourself you know
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>>128596028
Have you ever had a job mate
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>>128596028
Safety regulations are there for a reason. I don't want to be sent to the hospital cause I was being retarded. Besides, my boss knew that I was waiting for my coworker and he knows that I have good work ethics.
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>>128595573
Tu parles françias!
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Arm wrestling with Callie!
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>>128596028
Not him, but even my managers were laid back where i worked, pretty great enviroment as long as the objectives for the day are acomplished.
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>>128596306
Je parles un peus mais je oublie beacoup.
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>>128587747
Only girls are allowed to be bi.
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>>128596272
thats why you need to shatter his expectations
stand at absolute attention, with unwavering discipline to do whatever task is required of you, be it waiting for a coworker or your normal job.
instead you decided to browse an anime website and look at pictures of squid people.
>>128596180
>>128596534
the workplace is not for dillydaddle.
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I have a worse drug addiction than Spyke.
Nothing helps.
I just want drugs.
I want them so bad I can't concentrate on the game.
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>>128596483
No thanks, I like my elbows where they are.
Though I'd probably do it anyway if it meant getting to hold her hand for a bit[/apoiler]
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>>128596650
I have been there for 4 years and I have performed better than some of the people who have been there longer than that. My boss' boss has personally congratulated me. fuck you I can do whatever I want in my free time
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>>128596650
Yeah you've never had a job
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>>128573898
Well that just depends on what Marie smells like then. I bet she smells like the ocean and expensive perfume.
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>>128596906
with that attitude you'll never BE your boss' boss. instead you'll stay among the working class, content with whatever effort you personally deem "acceptable". you'll consider yourself the best among others, but who are they? theyre low, nothing but losers with a dead end mindset, and theyll never get anywhere. you'll go through different jobs, and maybe you'll be the "best" at all of them, but none of that matters when you cant be anything more than that. that thinking will one day fail you.

you can only reach the top if you aim to be the best. the very best. focus on your one job, do unexpected things and reach new heights, like the great men who have come before you. making excuses like "i can do whatever i want" or "my boss knows i have good work ethics" will keep you where you are.

be the best anon. the best.
>>128577859
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>>128597945
I don't think you know how capitalism works
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>>128597945
>>reallife
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>>128598040
what does being an upstanding member in society have to do with capitalism
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>>128597945
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>>128597945
Damn dude you just don't want to admit that you're being stupid? The more you post, the dumber you sound. I know how to accept orders and give out orders. I'm at my current job until I have the credentials for the career I want.
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>>128598353
Being the systems bitch and thinking you'll always be rewarded for your efforts
Yes you should try your hardest for the best chances but don't delude yourself into thinking your reward is predetermined.

None of this really equates to browsing squid pictures will taking a shit at work.
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http://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/687816723085529088

Welp.
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>>128596582
But Callie is full lesbian.
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The Custom Hydra Splatling makes its entrance tomorrow (1/15) at 6:00 pm PT. Put out fires for your allies from a safe distance with this water-hose like main weapon and the Sprinkler sub it comes with. If the action gets too hot, pop your Bubbler and get outta there!
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>>128598631
here i am giving you advice on how to be a better person and you reply with petty insults. kids these days, unable to take meaningful conversation to heart.
>>128598715
you may not be rewarded, but you can sleep easy knowing that you did the best you could possibly do, and thats the greatest reward of all, isnt it.
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>>128599174
This is it.
This is the end.
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>>128543884
Of course you do. You're a Calliefag like 101% of this general.
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>>128599096
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>>128599096
I like how casually they posted it.
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GOD I FUCKING HATE MORAY TOWERS
it's probably going to be one of the splatfest maps
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>>128599096
feels so sad
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>>128599174
Oh its a firehose.
Well, I'm retarded.
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>>128599174
best buy brand shits out yet another worthless weapon
it was fun. maybe theyll change their mind sometime down the road and give us some extra stuff.
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>>128599281
You're not giving me any advice. You're just mocking me. You're making assumptions when you have no idea what I'm doing in life, which I'm doing something to advance forward. Now shut up and post squids.
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>>128599412
Well it's the last WEAPON, there may be some more gear left, and maybe a map?
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>>128599281
why the fuck is my grandpa on 4chan? i thought you didnt even know how to open your browser
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>>128599174
Well maybe this will have more impact compared to the default version cause it'll most likely activate bubbler pretty fast.
>>128599386
I think it's also a fire hydrant.
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>>128599328
please never again
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I'll make a squad
NNID gorillaglacier
let me know if you sent fr
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Any of you gents have the roll chart for weapons?
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>>128599841
you do this? it's great, anon
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>>128599864
>SZ
I'm only joining because you're mah nigga.
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>>128599841
Lazy Luna squids cute.
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>>128599978
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>>128599978
You don't roll weapons.
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>>128599864
Fuck I'm watching a good ass game right now
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>>128600074
roll
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>>128599673
well do whatever you need to anon. take the steps you need to realize your goals, but always remember that people are cheering you on when you do your best.
>>128599715
no cussies
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>>128599174
>Inkbrush with burst bombs never ever
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>>128600004
Naw, just posting them from the Splatoon tumblr.
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>>128599841
That style looks like office art.
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>>128600214
your god is dead, i fucked him
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man, i want to wom wim a wammy
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>>128600365
i JUST said no cussies
no religious slander either
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SHABU SQUAD 3/4
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>>128600501
fuck god, all i need is to tickle my clit
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>>128600074
Thanks
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>>128600476
keep going
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>>128600375
You sure?
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>>128600237
>brushes are weapons that have difficulty accessing parts of the map isn't given burst bombs
>the weapon with the longest range is given burst bombs
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Custom Hydra Splattling confirmed 100% last weapon

https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/687816723085529088
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And that's it.
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>>128600824
Then brushes would be broken.
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>>128599841
>>128600239
>>128600476
>>128600761
>>128601045
It's been a nice ride.
At least the general will get pretty comfy once there's only like 40 people left that play the game.
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>>128600476
KELP
E
L
P
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>>128600761
>woomy will never love you as much as she loves her Heavy Splatling
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>>128601541
Fuck Woomy for this very reason; filthy unfaithful mechaphile.
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>>128601314
carbon roller has them. Why not a brush?
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>octolings fucking never
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>>128601770
Pray for Spla2n.
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>>128601934
Yes. Heaven help it if they're stupid enough to include them.
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>Splat Zones
>Lose control with ONE LEFT ON THE COUNTER
>+75
>Feels like the enemy counter starts going twice as fast

What the FUCK is this nonsense

I just want to get to A ;_;
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>>128599106
I want to scissor with Callie!
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>>128602157
>Feels like the enemy counter starts going twice as fast
Because it does.
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>>128602157
What's the map? I got out of A- thanks to SZ, I might have advice.
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>>128599174

Dunno about you guys, but I'm really excited for this.

> Stay back and defend/maintain turf
> Enemy team makes a push
> Your teammates are forced back
> Pop Bubbler
> They can swarm in and stop the push

> Charge Bubbler
> Superjump into the middle of a fight
> Enemies camping your marker
> Throw a Sprinker on the way down
> Pop Bubbler and charge up
> That section of the map is now yours

Gonna be great!
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Does anybody else absolutely fucking hate Bluefin Depot splatzone?
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>>128602646
It's much more usable than the awful kit standard has since it covers Hydras weaknesses.
It's still highly probably Hydra will be ass until it gets buffed.

>>128602685
It's absolute hell when fighting aware E-Liters on it, especially when there's 2 to lock down both sides.
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>>128600761
>school girl with .52

nice
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they stopping splatoon updates cuz they gonna announce splatwon. screenshot dis.
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>>128602685
Sure fucking do. Easily the worst.
Right after Saltspray that is, which is almost always happens to be in rotation.
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>>128602685
yes
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>>128603095
Maybe in a year at the least.
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Does Inkresistance fuck with disruptors too? I pegged a guy with a disruptor and didn't phase him a bit. Didn't catch his gear setup but he was running a brush.
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>>128602226
Hot lesbian action with Callie!
Fingering and grinding and kissing and licking!
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Starting a squad.

NNID: Gotta_Be_Blue

Join! Have fun and bully Luna Blasters!
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>>128603574
better version
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>>128603325
There's no counter to Dirsuptors but lag can delay the effects.
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>>128603624
Spla2n single player campaign mission fighting beside Agents 1 and 2 when?
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Oh, how times have changed
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>>128603781
other than the signature not being there, i don't see how it's better
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>>128603936
well, he was a jap...
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i want to cum on callie's tentacles
>>128527907
I WISH
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>>128604027
shadows
>>128603936
>throw disruptor
>takes a second to activates
I hate this shit more that anything
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>>128604027
>other than the signature not being there
i don't understand this meme
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Hi Peen!
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>>128604020

> Stealth Jump in garbage tier

What? How?
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>>128604143
Ayy, I thought you were the same person!
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>>128603256
This never fails to trigger me on any mode.
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>>128604020

> Special Charge Up in god tier
> Special Saver that low
> Ninja Squid above Run Speed and Comeback
> Swim Speed that low
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>>128603624

3/4 in squad, need one more squid.
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>watch lunar get a bunch of hits on a jap who opens up a black hole to phase through all the ink he'd laid down and kill both of us
im mad for you
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>>128604143
I want to sleep on Callie's tentacle bed!
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>>128604020
>recon in god tier
>tenacity in high and not just good
>opening gambit not in shit
>special saver in low tier
>swim speed in decent
Oh man we were different people back then.
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error again ...
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