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Pull over that ass too fat
now wait a sec, guy from last thread
i tried to do this like 5 times by unlocking the last slot and getting the random ability, but it was always the same. you sure thats how it works?
Annie exists only to make Marie look less a shit.
Mate do you not see all that perfect gear >>128426516 I'm sure that is how it works.
You have to make your backup save before you purchase the item.
Im going to keep them on a shelf or somewhere else where I can see them
They are really soft and nice to hold though, so Im not going to put them in a cabinet or anything like that
Neat; they had better get Amiibo's with Spla2n.
I can't really survive college with what looks like a plush stripper on my shelf. I need something more subtle than that.
my top 3 steam games equate to just about 6800, so im not terribly far off
in an alternate and more perfect world, spiral knights wouldnt have been p2w and i'd have invested all my time into that
Lel he thinks 7k hours is the most anyone here has ever spent on a game
I love Marie!
Marie loves Callie!
I love Ms.Callie!
CUSTOM HYDRA THIS WEEK
or will it be the map?
Run a few Damage Ups, yeah. Make sure you have enough to do about 95 damage with a charged shot, and pop the 3 defense dummy with charged shot then uncharged shot.
Ink Recovery is good, maybe Run Speed? Ink Resistance is probably a good idea, yeah.
If you're using the mk 2, get some Bomb Range.
I am confident that at least 90% of the time Marie is drawn with bigger knockers.
That 10% is the crime that pains me.
Especially painful because it's one of the best damn pornographies you'll ever find.
Nowhere, I just make up stupid shit to amuse myself sometimes
I really like Taka despite this, no idea why they opted to draw Callie with the rack. Someone mentioned before about weeaboos raging on Pixiv about it in the comments, using english but refering to Marie as ホタル instead.
I've seen uproar even on sites like Reddit and
Know Your Meme; apparently buxom Marie and petite Callie is a near universally accepted trope.
Funnily enough, both.
I suppose a lot of Callie's demure charm comes from modesty, thus a lot of people apparently prefer her with smaller assets.
Fuck it. This is as good as this is going to get.
I wish I could sleep with Marie
She probably snores
And sleeps with her head on your chest and her hand on your junk
do you think all the shitters left because they kept eating jap cock
I think that Spyke and Marie make the cutest couple.
About as cute as an angel and an urchin. So not cute at all.
anyone feel like squadding?
Correct; she's a whore, but she's a whore with standards.
Scrawny men with spiky pubes is beneath those standards.
does that mean Marie has a cold and slimy
>hear roller coming up behind me while i'm in a firefight
>tries to roll me over while i'm killing the other guy
>jumped over him and shot him in the back as he ran past, getting a double
I thought level 40s were smarter than that
Spykes hair is spikes and Marie's hair is tentacles
She would probably have some weird slimy things near her nether regions
>Dodging a Kraken by swimming up the wall and jumping over it
This game may often be a bastard, but those are the moments that keep you coming back.
>weird slimy things near her nether regions
we're a minority.
Or maybe I just enjoy the idea of him being bullied by inklings every day And Judd taking away all his money in the form of 'Tax' and leaving him only enough for one meal And all the cold nights sleeping by an air vent for warmth and all the bruises he must have from angry inklings kicking him in the chest when they don't get their rolls, even though the proccess is out of his control
>dodging a kraken by super jumping away
>explode in midair, camera pans down to the kraken who is now on the other side of the map
sometimes i just give up trying to get away and let it happen
I'm waiting for the Splatoonime, but I enjoyed GATE.
Gangsta is good if you like something more serious.
You'd be hard pressed to find something original to do to him. The greedy are generally suckers for punishment.
DJ Octavio has hypnotised Agents 1&2 to do his evil bidding!
What else are they doing for him?
They're confiscating the cute pets that some street hobo planned on eating. They will give them to good homes to participants at the next Splatfest, but they have no idea how this guy keeps aquiring them.
I wonder if Callie goes voyeur while at home.
I've never seen anything done to him with it either
Normally his comeuppance takes the form of heavy ordnance rather than blunt tools
I want Marie to force me to show her, then laugh at my dick
Are the Japs as enamored with the sisters as this thread is?
If you're expecting giant asses and boobies, you'll probably be disappointed.
But given how ridiculously popular they became, to the point where they get their own concert, we can virtually expect they'll get a much bigger role in a new game.
I prefer their in-game models to the official paint-y art
They're not shocking, but would probably get tweaked a bit for a sequel. They almost definitely won't change their overall design though.
And Marie too I guess
youre on the tower right
theres no one around you, actively trying to shoot you dead right
then WHY the fuck arent you inking the turf around the tower
WHY limit yourself to JUST the tiny floating square on the OFF CHANCE someone TRIES to take it from you??????
you're all terrible influences and i hate you
allways a pleasure
Judd takes all his money away at the end of the day anyway to give back to winners, when you hoard cash, spyke gets robbed more.
>hard fought battle in S
>no clear winner, just a back and forth for 5 minutes
>push and win during overtime
>there was an A ranked person on the other team
is there ever going to be a better system for this?
so whats the final verdict, /ink/
past or future
i dont really care, im gonna wait till the last minute and flip a coin or something. gonna be getting at least 18 snails either way
This game has led me into trying to assemble a wardrobe with some color in it for the first time in my life. And I haven't even played it. I just like the aesthetic and music.
This game is costing me money by proxy.
Which is why tying gear to abilities was a poor decision. The game is fine barring lag without any abilities but once they're included and start being stacked logic goes right out the window. The relationship between damage uo and defence uo seems like it'd make sense but in the actual game their interaction is unpredictable
Damage and defense aren't totally bad, but poor Blaster and Charger balance is.
If they were main-only perks that couldn't be stacked, I think the game would be much better.
Also, I don't believe tying gear to abilities is necessarily bad, but it was a terrible idea to make sub perks literal RNG that favors cheating over playing the game as intended.
why do all my sketches start out looking like porn
I have nothing to look forward to but paying debts
At least in the past I had a dog
If super smash bros 64 was an airplane, I'd have enough flight time to qualify for an international pilot's license.
It depends on which version of the Bamboozler and your play style. I use MK I and I prefer Ink Resistance with stacked Damage Ups, stacked Run Speed Ups, and a couple of Swim Speed Ups for good measure. For the MK II i imagine you could stack Special Charge Ups and/or Special Duration Ups since echolocators are extremely useful for the MK II. In either version, Damage Ups are highly recommended - using at least 2 Damage Ups mains (or 6 subs) really helps.
Frank and Oak
Urban Outfitters is okay
'Designer' stores youd see in a mall e.g hugo boss, ralph lauren etc
>can still splat people uncharged even without Damage Up
If E-Liter was nerfed, then why didn't they took the opportunity to nerf pic related?
>no idea why they opted to draw Callie with the rack
Because... he wanted to? And there's nothing in the Splatoon Commandments that state Marie needs to be drawn with bigger boobs?
Why would you think someone would need an ulterior motive to draw Callie with bigger tits?
Im not even in that discussion but if someone asks a question its polite to give an awnser.
>Finally got those Callie and Marie plushies after a whole bunch of bullshit trying to get them here
I'm happy, but upon looking at the Inklings, Judd, and the Squid, I feel inclined to own those as well. May as well just complete the whole set.
neat thanks. what's the need to avoid 'designer' stores?
Youd just be paying for the name, when the quality is similar to uniqlo or similar
S+ splatling main here, turning dynamo, what the fuck am I meant to be using skill wise on dynamo. Is quick respawn the meta or should I stick with ink recovery and swim speed.
Is your woomy fresh enough for this?
Anybody ever purposely just set the pad down and wait for the 20 seconds or so timer to kick you out of the lobby when you're particularly pissed off at somebody and want to change lobbies?
Is this the new Spongebob, Steven Universe, FN@F, Undertale meme of the month?
>try to get special charge brand triple
Fuck, wat do
>The future can see undiscovered memes
>The past can see the Forced memes of FNAF and Minecraft
What side does I pick?
Just shut the fuck up and enjoy the Rocket Ride.
We can just go in Time Machines Anyway
I'll make RM only lobby in 10 mins!!!!!!
Join the LOBBY!!!!
>these are the people on Team Future
Going to have so much fun bullying you fags during Splatfest
Pardon my ignorance, but this dialog is edited right?
There's no way a translator actually wrote this for what is (ostensibly) a family-friendly game.
>lost a match that was in the bag because my teammates left our zone to go capture the other one and i was left to try and recapture it
Splatoon has made me come to hate the Japanese.
As a newish player, I don't have enough snails to bother about stats.
I just buy all the gear, activate the available slots. Put it into the gear array and forget about it. While going back to the week one gear. Gas Mask, White Anchor Tee, Crazy Arrows
At this point got to forever keep the Mariefags down. Can you imagine the amount of shitposting that would happen if Mariefags actually won a Splatfest after so long?
I get what you mean, my Grandfather died a couple years ago and while I would love to spend some more time with him, the pain after coming back probably wouldn't be worth it.
Part 3 of the saga
I have to be honest here
This one was really tricky, so I couldn't finish it before I had to leave for work
All I had time for was translating the CRUNCH
So while I was gone I was really worried because I thought that she had just broken the recorder and Callie would never get to hear Marie's words
I have too many feelings for these fictional cousins
So that I can fuck over the people who have fucked with my family.
I don't like that one too much
Calibri is one of my favorite fonts
At the heart of things this girl is kind of a bitch. Sure she's unearthing untold lovers, but she's also accelerating matters past their natural progression, which is not only not her place but is also pretty crass considering she's mostly doing it just so she can get her fix of saucy shit.
But whatever, cute dumb fan comic.
It's really only fair Callie get her kicks after Marie
I actually want Marie to win this one. It surely won't happen, but she needs a break after five losses in a row.
Also it's my friends first Splatfest
How the fuck do people jump and shoot at the same time?
How are they able to maneuver the right stick and still hit the jump button?
The Wii U gamepad isn't even good for using "the claw".
>try to run away from kraken
>almost duck between wall and RM shield to escape
>shield gets sniped by teammate, trapping me with the kraken
I dunno, they seemed to get along just fine before Lil Loveguru decided it would be 'better' for them to get together. It's not like Marie is even very Marie-like in the comic. Probably would've been better if they caught into this stuff themselves rather than been thrust into a forced romance.
Am I over analyzing this? I'm over analyzing this. Cute dumb fancomic.
Fuck off, this guy makes translations and comics for us. He owes us nothing.
Fuck off. If he's not going to do it right, don't even fucking bother doing it at all. All these fucking shitty typesetting lowers the standard when others see it and then it snowballs to to quality similar to those screencaps with meme text all over it
No, but he tells us what they say and puts english on them. That's all I can ask for; but I'm not gonna insist he changes his style when he's only doing us a service.
I don't think it's necessary to be so off-telling
He respected my opinion and didn't say anything particularly rude
I think you need to calm down
It's just a font, I certainly hope no one makes a lower quality translation just because of my choices in style
Ah, I beg to differ
I can't exactly find a reason to justify my liking of Calibri, but it looks very smooth
This might sound weird, but I think Anime Ace looks too much of a "sharp", jutting font to look good on the soft colors and relatively soft lines
You find out in the games lore that the cat that judges the results of each game is from present time. His owner built a chamber for himself and his cat so they could survive the rising sea levels, but his malfunctioned so only the cat lived to see the age of squid supremacy.
Oh you mean judd, I did not associate your comment with judd, plus I've only owned the game for a little while so I haven't gotten much into the lore.
I've also not beaten the story mode yet since I enjoy using a roller and the story uses the gun. I'm not sure whether I should enable motion controls or not.
In the single player you find scrolls hidden in each level, they reveal much of the games lore; such as how the Octopus operate, how the Squid Sisters became famous, where Judd came from, and so on.
Absolutely use Motion Controls. They make a world of difference. A good idea is to play through the Single Player so that you can get used to them, because they'll prove vital once you've mastered them.
oh, it's tobacco day today! this mmamemami doesn't look too happy with judd... and truth be told, i wouldn't, either. but he's on break, and it can't be easy to judge thousands of battles every day!
today was the first day peace cigarettes were sold in japan, in 1946. now, i would never dream of smoking, but i'm sure some would find that name fitting enough, ehehe!
yes, i think so!
well, unless you want to count this sneaky one.
Thanks for the daily dose
Smoking is indeed gross
That one's not soft but it is nice
I'll take it
That one's just fat; the word we're looking for is smooth.
Splatoon isn't even in the same league of cancer.
We can rave about wanting to fuck attractive squid girls all day, but that doesn't amount to raving about wanting to fuck fat mom goats and flowers.
sorry that you feel that way but
it's a legit good game
you just have to avoid the cancerous fanbase, it's a short game but it makes a good effort to poke at your emotions, definitely worth pirating if nothing else
>implying Marie isn't the whore of the two
i know your feel mang
>open youtube video, undertale
>open facebook tab, undertale
>open rule34, undertale
>play splatoon, undertale
>play yoshi woolly world, undertale
im sick of seeing this shit fucking everywhere
Implying Callie isn't Marie's personal fucktoy
Girls can't be faggots.
Callie has definitely sipped from the fuzzy cup.
Squib here, comfortably stuck at B- but only use sticks.
Are motion controls really that much better? I've tried getting used to them time and time again but it never works out. Throw a few tips my way?
My offer is still open for those wondering. Twin squad is fine by me.
Starting a squad.
Any squads already up?
>splatfest this Friday
>dragon's dogma comes out this Friday
Thank god I am off work this friday! I am so fucking pumped for Friday!
What could Marie possibly do that you WOULDN'T enjoy?
Oh please; I'm against choking, dominance, violence, femdom, watersports, pegging, all that shit; but if it was Marie at hand I'd make an acception.
You're nothing but meat and money to her
She likes the hot monkey dick and praises the mighty woomy dollar, but has no emotions at all
No feels, just salt
Salt and rape