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Do you guys honestly think that the Tentatek is too good?
Why doesn't anybody use the Forge or Neo Splash? These two are both great, reliable weapons that also have Inkzooka. The Forge has better range and more reliable killing power. The Neo Splash has Burst Bombs, which give it a higher effective range than both, plus a bunch of utility.
There are a few other shooters that see very little use, such as the N-Zap 85 (Splat Bombs and Echo), both SSPro's, the vanilla Splattershot, etc.
Do you think there's a problem, or is this just the intended popularity curve i.e. the Tentatek and Gals are used constantly and the most popular, with the other shooters used for specific cases, and less common?
The devs obviously intended for the weapon roster to be balanced, and it is for the most part, except for a few outliers. People complain about overused weapons, but there are always going to be top choices. No game can be balanced perfectly.
For example, the Neo Splash excels in close quarters. The fast fire rate and movement gives it an edge, and the low range is covered by the Burst Bombs. With Bomb Range and Damage Up, the weapon is "lethal at all ranges" just like the Tentatek. You lose the utility of Suction Bombs, but Burst Bombs aren't bad either.
Yet, nobody uses it. Nobody even talks about it. I only remembered that it existed today. Why?
What about the N-Zap? Same range as the Tentatek, faster rate of fire, faster movement speed, but 4 shots to kill. Splat Bombs and Echo both have massive utility. When was the last time you saw someone use this weapon?
Do you think something needs to be changed? Do the other shooters need to be buffed to give them a leg up? Or is everything fine as it is?
Just food for thought.
The default Splattershot will always be a jack of all trades, there isn't a map it isn't effective on.
I'm okay with this because I get to have my waifu weapon, and her sexy Neo sister, all to myself.
>enemy team suicideing to kill me cause I keep spawning people in
Why Ink Saver Main? The Krak-On has no trouble with ink efficiency.
Secondly, you don't need Damage Up. Rolling into enemy squids is always a one-hit-kill. If you're bouncing off, that's a product of lag, not insufficient damage.
Try Ink Resistance and lots of Swim Speed. If you want Ink Saver, the Strapping Reds have brand influence for it. I recommend you start with Ink Res shoes and a Swim Speed hat and shirt. I'd be interested to see what you come up with.
>Why Ink Saver Main?
So that I can get my special ready before needing to refill my ink.
>Rolling into enemy squids is always a one-hit-kill. If you're bouncing off, that's a product of lag, not insufficient damage.
Thank you, that is great to know. I knew it had to be one or the other.
>me and the enemy charger ignore the point and have a snipe-off the whole match
that was actually hilarious
Will Splat2n feature Agent 4?
That'll fucking show those B and C ranks not to mess with us.
You're thinking of the Dynamo. Damage Up has a really noticeable difference in the damage and killing power because of its longer range.
The Splat Roller doesn't benefit as much, not sure if it's worth it.
>Yet, nobody uses it. Nobody even talks about it. I only remembered that it existed today. Why?
Because of the internet. People just log on, see what the best weapon everyone is using is, and just use it too. It works for them too and they keep it.
Proving that having a whole bunch of different weapons developed is slightly pointless other than to make people feel justified in a full retail purchase.
Head into the testing area and try rolling over the dummies. It deals about 160 damage. That's ALWAYS a oneshot, even with max Defense Ups.
In lagless conditions, there's no situation that would allow an enemy inkling to survive getting rolled over.
MAN THANK GOD IT'S SPLATFEST SO I CAN SCUM ALL MY GEAR JUST TO BE REMOTELY COMPETITIVE
man fuck elitres forever
Same as Dynamo. Play the baiting game. They have a slow charge time. And their greatest paranoia is them knowing an enemy is close by but no knowing where. If they're busy focusing on you they aren't pressuring your teammates.
Since I installed xsplit, the bundled capture card viewer now insists on distorting the text like in pic related, and providing these letterbox black bars. Would reinstalling the drivers help?
Splat2n better implement some sort of surrender vote so I dont have to waste my fucking time.
GGs squad Im out.
>AI massively improved
>Get to recruit other Inklings as new Agents in the lobby to help you fight waves of Octarians and Octolings in a new single player mode
>Or invite your friends to partake in the mode too
>Octo themed weapons such as Octoshot and Octobrush unlocked by completing waves
>Final, very difficult achievement finally lets you play as an Octoling
Well /ink/? Would you fight alongside /ink/ to save Inkopolis?
This has some truth.
Because the skilled players flock away from the popular team it is more likely for you to find dream teams now. And a smaller player pool for Matchmaking to try and distribute the skill around helps out too.
>being a baby
git gud and coordinate with your squad, comebacks are always possible
Also it seems Marie is more popular amongst the new kiddies. Probably because she's not as girly as Callie.
The screenshot that I posted there was taken from WinTV8, the one that was bundled with my capture card, but it didn't look like this before.
Now for some reason, this screenshot that I just took looks fine(?)
I'm more inclined to think it is more a result of the order of the themes aside. Ever since x6 every Splatfest gave Marie the more appealing choice. With the sole exception of the Red Fox Vs Green Tanuki rematch which was pretty obvious wasn't going to turn out any different unless something major changed in Japan during Christmas.
Kids are way less focused on which cousin as all they see are two girls. The Waifu warring is among older single guys.
I dunno man, the dopey bint wearing hot pink with long silly ponytails wouldn't go well in their eyes compared to the solemn, serious broad that tells all the jokes.
It's not really a matter of waifuism; it's also which you'd want to be represented by.
Do you legitimately think Callie would be afraid of Marie?
It's more of a pity thing than anything else.
Sorry anon, you'll have to post it.
This was the first Splatoon related image I ever saved, just because of how angelic it was, and I never really looked back after I bought the game.
This; Marie is Callie's keeper; just because Callie would never survive on her own. Vice versa probably applies. >>128643341
Callie is such a cutest
Yeah, I feel if it were more because of Callie/Marie a lot more Miiverse posts would reflect that. As it stands I see a lot more posts that try to find some other show that has relevance to the theme to meme with.
Those two cuties on the right of the centre.
Alright, I think I've just about had enough. While they may have only been A and B ranked, that's enough to leave me satisfied after our previous matches..
Good games everyone!
Just for being on the left, maybe not. But for the fact that most of the sayings sort of conform to the save the best for last kind of thing.
In this corner, some new wrestler no one really cares about *boo*, and in this corner, give it up for the greatest WWE champion of the world, JOOOOOHN CENA *theme song plays*and then Marie loses.
I came for the cute squid girls, but I stayed for
the cute squid girl.
This is a good point, leaving Marie with all the sick burns would sway some favors.
One of my friends from the US bought the game recently, and he's already a born-again Mariefag, like, FULL Mariefag, because she has to bring all the funny lines and work, and only seems mean because she's jealous everybody likes Callie more regardless. Until I showed him the Naughty vs Nice upheaval, that shook some foundations.
>You will never earn Callie's first kiss
Why do I do this to myself.
I kissed my siblings when I was a little kid; cousins too. So it's safe to assume you wouldn't be her first.
We do strange things to ourselves in the pursue of cute squid girls.
>wanting a fictional character's first kiss
Why DO you do this to yourself.
The Dynamo. I use other weapons, but this is the one I go back to the most. It's just so fun, and feels so so good.
Helps that the kit is god tier, too.
The Carbon Roller and Tri-slosher are buckets of fun too.
The point is you never will do it. These posts are made for fleeting longing and sadness because those are nice emotions. Feeling something nice is the biggest reason waifuism is so rampant.
If you really do wish to do these things, you'll just end up with problems.
Being able to securely plant yourself in one spot and unleash death will probably be pretty strong, but I dunno if it'll impact the meta in any significant way. Maybe it'll finally be able to fulfill it's niche as an Eliter challenger at long last.
>The Forge has better range and more reliable killing power.
SSPro needs 3 hits to splat someone, like Splattershot. Damage is equal to Splattershot.
>The Neo Splash has Burst Bombs
There's also the default Splattershot if you want Burst Bombs.
>There are a few other shooters that see very little use, such as the N-Zap 85 (Splat Bombs and Echo), both SSPro's, the vanilla Splattershot, etc.
I wholeheartedly agree, and I main vanilla Splattershot.
>Do you think there's a problem, or is this just the intended popularity curve i.e. the Tentatek and Gals are used constantly and the most popular
Gals are popular because they require only 2 hits to splat, and since we have people that are unable to git gud, and think only kills matter (I fucking hate 96. Gal Deco), Gals are perfect weapon to them.
Tentakek because Inkooza?
why not anon octolings are top sexy with that sweet midriff armor
Too bad Squids pull it off so much better.
wew lad finally a way to make those two finally look sexy
but no, squids do not impress me as much as an octoling
Well that's your own goddamn problem you shit tasted shit.
You're gonna have to compromise because Callie is widely incapable of treachery.
is the cumming on callie's tentacles guy here? i'm redrawing some old art and i have a special present for him
finding out about the translating thingy was part of what made me redraw it. i'm very grateful for the comics
and yeah i've always been terrible at stylizing noses so i'm still experimenting with that, so thanks for the input anon!
Well you've obviously got better over time, so that's definitely something.
Only other gripe I'd have is her head sponge is too small, but you're still beyond commendation for letting us look at the pictures locked in our heads.
This. E-Liters can probably get off two shots in between Hydra's charges. Not only that, they can survive a few hits from Hydra ink blobs. So once the hydra starts firing there's plenty of time to get outbof the way.
E-Liter was not expected to be this good because they didn't expect people to have such good accuracy. The only true fix would be to create even smaller hurtboxes that do less damage depending on where they hit. Something that won't happen until Splat3n.
I'd rather fight on her boobs
Two giant concave surfaces with a pitfall between them, gotta ink as much of the surface as possible before the key stage hazard, Callie, comes to suckle on the spawn points which complicates things terribly.
I'd play it.
Would probably pay real money to hear Marie groan fervently as a tiny you fires over her assets
>rolling for triple ink recovery
wat do, /ink/?
It'll be an extremely influential support weapon. Sprinkler and long range give it really good turf control, and you can back your teammates up with a Bubbler when they get pushed back.
I'd say it'll be like the Mini > Zink. Base Hydra doesn't have enough going for it to be used much, but the new kit will give the Custom Hydra its own niche.
Bloody hell, just wait until he sees this...
A-anons, please. I have a really bad
nipple suckingfetish and you're making me want to fap. Someone please draw this.
Got none with Callie, but here's a Spaghetti helping Marie imagine her dreams of motherhood
>Becoming good enough friends with Callie that she's accepting and even obliging to fulfill your milder sexual urges
What a woman.
She really does have quite a lot of bottom.
I will carry so hard that Future will win!
All Marie needs is one Calliefag to get a 99+ winstreak, and I will be the one to do that!
Here's another dynamic as well.
The winning team has more incentive to play more to get a high win streak.
The losing team that crawls to royalty on Mirror Matches will just want to stop playing once they've secured their 18 snails.
>LITERALLY the only fucking one making a push with the Rainmaker while everyone else is busy playing fucking turf war in spawn
What the FUCK is wrong with gooks
They are literally fucking retarded jesus fucking christ stop squinting and use your eyes you inbred shits
Normally, as a non-European EUfag, I pick a US team and cheer them on but... I don't really care either way this time. Not really a dilemma-inducing theme.
Not even sure if I want to see Callie get six in a row or I want to see Marie finally liberated.
So I dunno, good luck all.
>TFW team cat
>TFW reached royalty
>TFW kept playing because didn't want teammates to have to do 3v4 or worse.
>TFW team lost
>TFW team Waterslides
>TFW kept playing after reaching royalty despite being the popular team.
>TFW reached royalty 3 times over.
>TFW team still lost.
>TFW torrential saltwaterslide
>TFW just don't care anymore.
So supposedly Kimmishima confirmed Nintendo has plans to do some licensed anime properties starting this year. I think squids are pretty much a lock for that.
Trying to think of something that would make my drop Spla2n.
Unless they add nothing important, or take away something important, I'm pretty confident it'll be good.
I've come to conclusion that the reason Callie and Marie don't go into squid form is simply because they can't. As squids grow older, they lose their ability to squidshift. There are cases where an adult might still be able to retain the ability to squidshift until their death, but these are rare. There are also some complications when an adult does decide to turn into a squid such as being stuck in that form for an indefinite amount of time or dying when splatted due to not being able to respawn.
Or because they've never had a need too.
Thanks Google Translate
>This year, I will announce the details next-generation game dedicated machine "NX". Not the successor of the existing game machine, it is something that is based on an entirely new idea.
>I want to wish that "Nintendo of software in the world, increasing the number of people who touch the character in the world" to the starting point. Also field of view be appeared Nintendo characters in film and television animation, to advance the negotiations with external companies who will agree.
Somehow I can't picture Call of Squid getting a show before the likes of Mario or Zelda.
Well they definitely still battle, and that's only really possible with an accessible squid form.
I'd believe Captain Cuttlefish being unable to convert, but they're far too well in their prime to be hindered.
There are several reasons why I think squids lend themselves well to an anime and are likely. First, it's already getting several official manga adaptations and there's likely to be a lot of overlap there. Secondly, the world and characters really lend themselves to an episodic sort of adventure format (or even perhaps just an OVA). And third, squids is the absolute hottest shit right now in Japan, it's gonna be the best selling Wii U game ever there soon and it's showing no signs of slowing down.
(3, 2, 1, kill shot!)
I'm here for fun, I'm number one
(What are you saying? Frustration! No one can stop me!)
One SHOT - That's it. I always win.
Listen to me - Victory, again!
Damage, up the Damage
Last minute limit counting, 3, 2, 1,
Don't wanna hear you calling out for nerfs
I am here for fortune and fame
Instead, I'll fight knowing everybody knows my name
(Everybody knows who he is!)
My foes are closing in and covering the sky,
but I won't turn leave my perch all match!
I'll stay, until I taste the dirt of defeat someday
Unleash my charge!
(I'm gonna be the strongest Inkling!)
It would either be the best or worst thing ever.
For example I can't see this working with anything other than their own Squidspeak. Maybe have their made up language subbed in all forms to keep localizations cheap?
Yet another reason why this is my favorite Splatoon image ever. Couldn't have summed up how I picture her any better.
All of the squids.
Anyone else NOT participating in the Splatfest? I really could care less about the snails, it's the lack of filtering shitters that's the problem. I generally like Marie, but her choices always end up losing. It's a more of a headache thart I care to endure.
Splatfest has become a bit of a pain for me but got to fight for my waifu
If she gets seven wins in a row, I'll name my firstborn Callie. Or Colin, given the possibilities.
it might end up being like last time where everyone says "x is going to win for sure!", with the autists coming out of the woodwork at the very end to guarantee a win for the other side.
just side with whatever you want.
Need a fourth for Walter/Moon/Balsty squad.
Anyone want to play some splatoon?
Well, Future is having the popular opinion right now. So going Past prematurely is a good bet. If the popularity gap is truly large enough that Future players are struggling to be able to form good teams it's unlikely anyone will be motivated to try to get 99+ for Future.
>time to pick my splatfest team
>The Coin of Deciding always decides.
>watch the intro
>Callie wants to know what a human is like
>I start getting hard
>i look down at waking up in the afternoon boner wondering why at the groggiest of thoughts
>i start fapping because why not
>it was to the idea of a Callie teleporting in and looking at my sexual organ because she has never seen one before
>it was to the follow up of that idea of her exploring my body trying to find out what a human is
>deep down she is also feeling hot but does not know why as she polishes my genitals with a caution of that of someone picking up a kitten for the first time
>slowly I feel the urge coming closer
>she keeps looking at my shut eyes as she continues to rub
>a moan later I open my eyes and find her gaze has shifted to my glands
>released the beast all over her
>because semen is about 90% water
>she starts crying after she reforms
>dunno what to do
>crying is also giving me another erection
>she reacts to my junk with fear now
>communication is impossible
>nothing I can do
>Know when to attack and when to defend
>Always neutralise the zone if they have it or cap it if they don't never ignore it to carry out plays
>If you trade always take at least 2 inklings with you
>always lose the first encounter because there is always a gal or eliter on the other team wating, and even if i live everyone else is dead
>they now have the advantage and ink is stretching up to our spawn
>if you go for the zone someone is waiting there
>if you go for the other team they have mile wide ink areas to move around in
>if you manage to take the zone back you lose it again in 2 seconds because you dont have enough time to ink everything from when they were in control
>and if you do, their specials fill up in half a second and youve got to now dodge inkzooka shots and krakens while echolocated
its like they actually dont want to give the losing team a chance. at least in other modes you can think about defending the objective, doing the objective or going on the offensive, in splat zones all youve gotta do is ink 2 spots of ground and camp.
In those situations flanking is your best friend but as I said never get so committed to flanking you forget the objective
I keep expecting a derank but somehow I'm still in S+ though floating between 1 and 10
>cant flank either because when you have the objective you can be so braindead that you can watch the map for ink paths and intercept before they have the chance
how does anyone like this mode. the japs like it even more than rainmaker, which is arguably more balanced.
Are you triggered or something?
Make a backup of your save on an external hard drive. Remove hard drive. Roll until you don't get what you want. Copy save file from hard drive into WiiU. Remove hard drive. Try again.
It's probably a bit faster to just have your USB plugged in all the time and use it as a 'buffer', leaving your money save file on your WiiU and overwriting the one on the USB when necessary
I imagine that Marie had gotten kidnapped in the middle of the night, was brought here and raped by bancho octos. Su-ika-bans tooks videos and pictures to blackmail her. So now every day around 10pm she's forced to be their cum dump.
That's why it's rude to say she's a slut.
you know, "you've got to be crazy" is a fitting name to be listening to when you spend minutes minutes pondering how you should go about responding to a post about cumming on callie's tentacles.
but i'll be damned if isn't well-deserved praise.
this is even greater than the last one you drew. thank you so much, drawfriend. you would still be my favorite artist here even without you drawing it or the last.
like, holy shit.
Thank you for the effort, that worked now.
How is that even possible? Crazy
gonna make a guess and say they edited the weapon on their console and the server doesn't verify the weapon stats to make sure shit like this doesn't happen
also check out the rolls on their equipment
>You will never snuggle up to Marie at night
>you will never enjoy a trip to the supermarket and then stop by the local ice cream shop to get a double scoop of pistachio with marie
bro, I need a hug
Well, they said they never actually did it at the time. Just that they gathered the hex data that needed to be edited had to be there somewhere that would allow you to set your abilities.
This looks awfully cute, so I made a translation
I hope someone decides to buy it at Splatket 4
On an unrelated note, does anyone know where I can get the Hiragino font family
It's the font that's used most for these comics in Japanese, and I think it would look great, but I've looked all over and can't find it
Project Paintball is a pretty good font but it looks terrible at smaller sizes (as shown)
(And some other weird stuff)
>Hiragino font family
Any of these help?
>can't stick suction bombs onto other inklings
>can't stick them onto teammates for suicide bombing
>everyone taking tests, do your best, please!
there are all sorts of exhausting tests and exams right around the corner. i hope anyone who has something like that does well!
>pray you will succeed!
unfortunately, this mmememame seems to be having some trouble studying. if you ask me, i'd rather be studying now than not get any sleep tonight!
>close twitter right now and get studying!
Thanks for the daily dose
I should study more often myself
Isn't the pencil toss a way some japs use to cheat or something? I recall seeing that in the manga "beelzebub".
I should start saving these stubby mememamamimimemas.
I read and use flash cards
I couldn't find anything with Google on that
All I found was
a novel length book about why some American guy thinks Japanese women are sexy
Kinda find it odd that 4chan, a bastion of cynicism and doubt in humanity, is full of so many people who just seem to assume the future is going to be so "kickass awesome".
It's not awesome
It's one of the worst things I've ever read
>Few men have devoted themselves as religiously as I have to this field, just as many samurai gave their all to their masters
>that professional word choice
kek sounds like something an autist would write in the internet
>go back in time
>accidently step in some dino shit
>come back into the present
>the entire world is freaking out because a shoe print is fossilized in some dino shit
>and atlantis never sank to the bottom of the ocean
I want to blow raspberries on her belly so her boobs jiggle and knock ne unconcious
That reminds me of that one short story in which something similar occurs. Some time traveling company offered safari hunting tours of dinosaurs and some guy broke the rules by stepping on a butterfly. When they went back to their original year, shit changed. I think Ray Bradbury wrote it.
Not to say she isn't cute in any other season.
Callie is cute in summer
Callie is cute all year
drew so squid sisters. i may color it later but what do you think?
> it's a lovely relaxing bath after long day of splatfest
Well I think of it like:
>Visit the future, everything is cool and shiny and people have figured shit out
Great I'm in an advanced utopian society
>Visit the future, people have fucked up and destroyed civilization
Cool, its like I'm visiting the past except maybe there's squid people dominating things and fighting with ink.
>Visit the past, there's no vidya or developed medicine. Stepping on the wrong poop means I'm my own grandfather or some shit.
It's like I forced myself to live in a third world country.
>Visit the past, don't do anything that could fuck up the future.
Damn, what was the point?
I want maximum snails, and to support my favorite squid. It's just unfortunate that this is the first Splatfest where I had to choose the option I don't think is coolest. Normally Callie has the best choices, but Future is unquestionably better than Past.
>he thinks Marie is going to win
Not like it matters since we're all going to roll scum anyways
This guy gets it. If you go into the future, learn stuff, and come back to the present and change the future, who cares? But if you change the past, you could fuck yourself over.
I'll laugh so hard my gut busts if Future wins.
>all these cocky pastfags the past few days
>marie hasn't won since autobots
>futurefags accepting their death early on
>most people on future so pastfags would have to be the shittiest players in the world to lose probably
If Future wins the funposting that would happen afterwards might even rival the Cat vs Dog splatfest.
THE TIME HAS COME DID YOU PICK PAST OR FUTURE?!
I haven't been playing much but I just got out of a match where I had a niplord from one team and a presumed american on another just fucking around together and not helping their respective teams.
does this happen frequently or did I just get matched with two retards?
What's with inklings and water? Can't they swim? Or can't they even touch it?
I was certain Naughty was more popular last time with how many naughty posts I saw in the plaza, but that ended up the other way around.
It makes me curious if future really is that much popular, since I actually see past posts quite a bit.
I love Callie so very much!
>Dinosaur dies in a slightly different spot than it would have originally
>dinoaur dies in a different way than it would have originally
>humans crushing plantlife under their feat/leaving bootprints in the soil
>Pretty much no matter how they kill it, it's going to leave residue in things besides the dino. For example, guns would leave gun powder in the air, and missed shots would leave bullets in the ground/plants
>Even humans breathing in oxygen and breathing out carbon dioxide could change things
If crushing a single butterfly could cause catastrophic changes, then any of these things could to.
As in the creation of discord or before it was formed?
Squibs are everywhere. :^)
People from here are in discord. So you're still interacting with people from here. :^)
Smart people pick Future
People who think a trip to Everything Kills You Land would be fun pick Past.
>tfw new schedule for classes
>Got a class on saturday morning
>Cant stay up and hit king before i go to bed
So where's my fic/pic of Callie excitedly exploring Anon's human anatomy for the first time
Or maybe it's not the first time
with you I mean, hopefully she's not a whoreand she just loves sex with humans
Just play for a couple of hours before going to sleep and wake up early to play some more. After class ends and doing stuff during the day, play some more before it ends. That's what I did last semester when I had a Saturday morning class.
>stuff to make long island iced teas
>materials to make my own toasted pizza subs
>schedule cleared for tonight and tomorrow and the next day and the rest of my life because government money checks unless Trump wins
Who /splatfest/ here?
You show an eager Callie the various parts of your anatomy, finally arriving at the main event.
"Oh neat, that's similar to what we have! See..."