/gsg/ - Grand Strategy General

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>>128095894
FUCKING NECROMANCERS
SO MANY SKELETONS

>>128095981
second for spooked

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First for NSDAP > Metallica

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Fourth for waist goals.

>>128095981
spoiler that, anon

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>>128095981
How terrifying.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6-ZGAGcJrk

i am VERY new to EU4 and got a cardinal as poland,is this blind luck or hard coded?

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Nth for the lesbian Queen.

>>128095894
Previous thread:
>>128041898

Dank on this day in history memes OP

>>128096327
every so often a random catholic province gains a cardinal.

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>>128096573

I don't know what you mean anon. All those are real historical events. We can't allow anything but total seriousness here, after all.

>tfw somebody noticed

HOI4 when?

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>>128096730
SOOOOON...

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>>128096718
>real events
t. Ministry of Truth employee

Which monarch was the memest of all time?

do i take some prestige + research points or take basic school system?

>>128088928
>tfw the French will never become more Germanic
>tfw the Germans will never become more Latin
>tfw no unified Holy Roman Empire with borders like it did under Charlemagne
breh

>>128097252
>>tfw the French will never become more Germanic
>>tfw the Germans will never become more Latin
>implying European Union isn't the unholy union of the Germany and France
>implying it isn't one union to rule them all

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>>128095894
the potion of eternal youth in geheimnisnacht prevents death from old age, right?

also, stellaris when?

>>128093696
Re-asking

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>imprison (justly) head of rival house
>castrate him
>assassinate his only two living sons
kek
Now this house has been essentially neutered, but will remain pointlessly in existence for as long as the head lives, which may potentially be more than 30 years.

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>>128097403
breh please, it's the most unhappy, sad marriage in the history between our 2 countries

France is just acting like Socialist Revolutionaries. Even the Conservatives want to force mixed race people to interbreed.
http://whitegenocideproject.com/french-ex-president-sarkozy-again-tells-french-to-mix-races/
>“If this volunteerism does not work for the Republic, then the State will move to still more coercive measures.“

The French just nag and nag, constantly complain and want Germany to pay for everything.
I love the French, but their goverment - wew lad.

>>128097553
ningbo

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>>128097612
post yfw he gains voice of satan, regrows his balls, cucks your wife, impregnates her with demon spawn, gets the werewolf modifier in addition, kills countless amount of people, raises an army with +20 jebus military advice and all you notice is that you get spammed with events barely avoiding death

t. baby-demon anon

>>128096327
my heir is from saxony,how bad is this?

Playing as Asturias in a Charles Meme start, when should I expect to be eaten by Umayyads? Any tips for beating them eventually?

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>Slaaneshi Vikings
Pillaging and rape to the extreme I guess.

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>>128098493

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>>128096229
>Not posting the best remix

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6x7oJxkZHxg

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>>128098502
The only thing that annoys me about this mod is lore breaking shit like this.
>Middenheim being taken by BEASTMEN.

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>>128098649

>>128095894
>9 – The Western Han dynasty of China ended after the throne was usurped by Wang Mang, who founded the Big Dong Dynasty.
Were the Roman representatives present on the ceremony?

>>128098615
Would you believe I forgot Crusades were a game mechanic in CK2?

>>128099115
I don't think pressing a button and then getting a "job well done" message counts as a mechanic, anon.

>>128098445
It's realistic, even if a few centuries before it should happen.

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>>128097775
I like how France is by default the wife in this marriage.

>nags a lot, spends all of her husbands money, is never satisfied and always wants to go to the opera/museum
>meanwhile Mr Deutschland just wants to be left alone in the garage so he can pursue his midly autistic electronic gadgets obsession so he just caves in to her demands

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muhfugen kangs n shiiiet befo whitey fugged errything up

>First time playing EUIV
>Form Russia
>Fucking nationalists everywhere
>Nationalism didn't even exist in the 16th century
>Literally constantly in a state of nationalist rebellion
>+3 stability
>Impossible for me to continue expanding because no manpower from non-stop uprisings
THIS SHIT DIDN'T EVEN HAPPEN DURING THE SPRING OF NATIONS WHY yes I was coring all my territory, of course

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>>128099383
>germany
>at all feminine in any aspect whatsoever

eh...

>>128099505
you could get that for any nation

>manly austral
>manly ameri
>manly russ

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>>128099383
>I like how France is by default the wife in this marriage.
It would be so awesome for FN to win an election and change that dynamic up a bit.

>>128099505
Ich bin seltsamerweise okay damit.

>>128099434
>no manpower
>stability +3

you've just come from EU3 haven't you

Slow down your expansion (or take the manpower Idea), it takes a lot longer to regen manpower now.
Also, expect at least one rebellion per conquered province within the context of a group (musims, nationalists, whatever) before it's pacified, unless you're willing to park your army over it for a long period.

also, stability is okay at +1, going to +3 by spending mana is just a waste

>>128099505
...? I said France is the wife in the marriage and Germany is the husband

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>>128099402
Sorry, forgot one minor detail.

t. Alberto Barbosa

>>128099678
he got triggered, that can sometimes happen

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>>128099581
kek, it's literally only for germans

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>start game
>open console
>type inherit + random three letters
>keep going until it works
>?????
Now you try!

>>128099771
>inherit
fug meant integrate

>>128099771
so the romans DID have contact with the Chinese

>>128099678
you said
>I like how France is by default the wife in this marriage.

and then I expanded on it, by saying that germany cannot be percieved as femninine whatsoever and as such could not be the wife and that is why france is taken as a wife by default

How do I want to set up my tax generally?
I've always taxed the shit out of the poor, a medium amount out of tax for the medium people and almost 0 tax for the rich people.

>>128099873
>Pepiks
>Romans

>>128099894
Can I ask you something - are you German, by any chance? I mean a real German not >muh heritage amerifag.

>>128099981
this anon here:
>>128099649

I'm German. Hallo. :3

>>128099897
Yeah, that's how you should set it up, although I prefer to tax the middle class a wee bit more than the poor. And remember to not tax them too much (max $500 monthly surplus) because for that money POPs could be buying stuff from your factories.

>>128099981
I'm actually slovene, my anus is not involved in this bant tвh

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>>128100041
Hallo mein freund.

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>tfw either nobody cares about your culture or hates it
>inb4 >culture

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>>128100181
D-du auch.

>>128100247
Quebec wants to be French but the French don't care about Quebec

Would it be possible to become a great power in EU4 without blobbing too much? If so, what are the best countries to do it with?
I'm thinking an Italian country could do it without leaving the HRE.

How do I get texas to become inside me, America, in HPM?

>>128100478
You wait and stamp out wickedness in the meantime.

>>128099434
>Nationalism didn't even exist in the 16th century

Machiavelli in his work The Prince (1532) appealed to Italian patriotism urging Italians "to seize Italy and free her from the Barbarians"

>>128100478
I recognize you, you are the guy who posted his penis, right?

>>128100464
Dutch republic

>>128100545
Thank ye, also how am I meant to get seattle and oregon from the uk? I got memed on and didn't invent malaria for like 2000 years until the month after he made the colonies there

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>Tribal Succession Crisis #34677

I lied, guys. I'm not even a king yet.
I'm actually a tribal federation.

>tfw you need to westernise into ebil whitey before you can be kangs n shiiiet

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>Lost her throne to some non-vampire

>>128100745
There's an Oregon treaty event that fires later, don't worry about it, just blob freely.

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>>128100873
>Averheim is the electorate that is pushing back Vlad
Fucking hell.

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>>128101098
Why is your dude on the verge of crying

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>>128101228
He's been watching his homeland be raped by Vampires, Heretics and self-important Sigmarites for all of his life.

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Bugger. He was such a good administrator.

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So far, so just barely winnable with Byzantine help.

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>>128101312
Hot.

>>128101719
>Umad flag
What happened there?

>>128100247
even Quebecois hate Quebec

Is the kigndom of Naples a republic or a monarchy at the start of 1444 in EU4?

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Finished up carving up Austria-Hungary, I'll annex Austria later.

Should I start up my middle eastern/asian ambitions? What should I take? I don't want to mindless blob like Shen

>>128102218
liberate the slovene peoples of Gorica and Trst, they are your wendish half brothers :^)

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>>128097612
>being dumb enough to cross your liege twice

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>>128102218
>no Mediterranean port
>2 Polands
Shake my head.

>>128101981
No Idea, not sure when it changed. Still andalusian and sunni.

>>128102368
Congress Poland successfully revolted, Poland came as a result of a crisis. I'll probably merge them by feeding to Poland.

>>128102307
>memeing

Is it even possible to create https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_Circle_(proposed_country) in V2?

>>128102927
robmod has that for the CSA

>>128102158
it is a monarchy in personal union under aragon

>>128103282
>doing it with free cores and not justifying wargoals for that
I hate this shit

>>128102218
Please

Also, how do you add accepted cultures through the save file?

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We Right-Anglia now. Also I've never seen Carpathia form before.

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I see its ebin Großdeutschland time

What country should I play for my first game of Victoria 2? Preferably a European country.

>>128103770
Preußen

>>128103770
I learnt the game on Two Sicilies and Prussia. Keep in mind for both there is a lot of pressure to do all the right things to form the historical nation states they became a part of. You'll want to follow that railroad.

>>128103770
Prussia, Belgium, Bohemia.

>>128103768
>puppets
lad

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>>128103770
Greece

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>>128103697
Open the save file with notepad++. I found it the easiest if you tagswitch to something like Switzerland and work on that save. Search for the country in question using this
}
LUX=
{
Where "LUX" is the tag of the country which cultures you want to modify.
The search for "culture" and simply add names of the cultures you want to add in the brackets in the next line.

What exactly are you planning on doing, Anon?
And I already showed you what I did in my Germanium screenshot, protecting eastern euro minorities like the Poles from the Ruskies and trying to get all your colonies turned into states is fun, especially if you turn a treaty port into a state and then blob into China while being able to build booze factories there.

>tfw you get 2 acquire state CBs for less than 2 infamy in a row

>>128102218
>5 Romanias

WEW
E
W

So the controversy over moving womynnnn's rights over from being bound by culture to law aside, Conclave looks pretty fucking good, right? It's exactly the most requested feature: more depth, more instability, more ways for powerful vassals to actualise said power. I'm cautiously optimistic.

>>128103697
>>128104201
Accepted cultures should look like this.

culture=
{
"khoisan"
"african_minor"
}

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>>128104317
b-brehhh

>>128104418
>>128104317
>tfw you get 2 conquest CBs and an acquire state for no infamy and for 3 infamy
Unciv feels

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Guys, how did you find out about /gsg/ here on /vg/?

I came here, because reddit told me about HPM and I think your archive too, though I am not too sure about that one.

>>128104498
>tfw ou invade afghanistan with persia and go from 20/20 military units to 20/8
like this if you cry everytime a soldier pop turns red when you play a small nation

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>tfw almost unironically wanting to play stellaris and hoi4 because all the "old" games feel so boring

>>128097032
Prince Leonard I of Hutt

>>128104691
what is stellaris?

>>128104618
I accidentally came to vg and then I just typed strategy in the search bar.

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JUST
FUCK
MY
MAP
UP

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>>128104807
Another paradox moneymaking scheme
>>128104618
Started playing EU4, decided to check if it has a general.

>>128104824
I actually found 4chan through /gsg/

never really visited it myself, but laughed at some screencaps from chan

>>128104618
Paradox threads on russian imageboards de-facto died -> switched to 4chan.

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>>128104906
JOHAAAAAAAAAAN!!!

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>>128104907
>Another paradox moneymaking scheme
>not in the OP
NOT FAIR NOT FAIR!
WHAT IS STELLARIS?!

>>128104906
>province names? but it takes resources to render those texts!!!!

>>128104906
Is that supposed to be a beach?
>Outhern England
What were they thinking?

>>128105005
Paradox are making a spess 4x

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>>128105005
It's basically a Civ game in space from paracocks.
Remember to buy it.
t. Al-Johani

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>>128105056
What will it be like in comparison to Aurora and Distant Worlds?

>>128105124
I bet it will suck.

>>128104691
play aurora or distant worlds

I'm watching quill t. pussyslayer's LP right now, looks cool. (aurora)

>>128104618
After I came back to 4chan after a 1,5 year long break just to find out that both /k/ and /f/ are even more shit than back in the day I begun wandering the site in search of a place to call home. I went to /vg/ because I played a lot of Stalker and when I was skimming through the catalog I found /gsg/ and decided to check it out because I played a bit of paradox games a while back. And now I'm here, memeing with you all.

>>128105239
>/f/
?

Is that an older /fa/ board, did it get renamed?

>>128104318
Hungary restored order to Transylvania and Banat.

Still don't know what to do about Poland and Congress Poland.

Probably going to aim for Palestine in the middle east, and probably leave Asia alone for now.

>>128105301
Kill yourself.
You could check it out right now, the link's up top.

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>>128105301
>he doesn't know about /f/lash
>he probably never took a dose

>>128105379
Oh .. I didnt see it before

For some reason I think that things are sorted alphabetically here.

>>128105423
I used to watch a lot of flash animation as a kiddie, now it's too much internet lolz for me.

>>128105124
>he was an employee of Funcom
>Funcom
Dreamfall Chapters when?

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I was happy with my Petty Fascist Romania, but might as well take Yugoslavia and Bulgaria after this...

>>128105423
Thanks doc, I have really neglected my treatment.

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>>128105456
>He doesn't go there during 2hu tuesdays
>nor during thursgays
Why do you exist

>>128105472
Is this HPM?

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>>128105517
I don't understand how it is organized. looks so weird and different from other boards

>>128105472
Wallachia or Moldavia?

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>>128105567
Just click embed and go from there.

>>128103697
Rude tbqh lad, not thanking me for helping you with accepted cultures and not answering my questions.

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>>128105584
Wallachia. Not much difference anyway.

>>128105556
Yeah. And this game has one of the best Americas I ever had in my games.

>>128104906
>"White"
>"Cliffs"
>"of"
>"Dover"

BRAVO JOHAN

>>128105812
>best Americas
>North America not united under one banner of the USA
wew lad
>2016
>being anti-american on the internet

>>128105731
Oh sorry, didn't see the question.

I was trying to see if I could add Ashkenazi as an eccepted culture, but then turned back, the file is long as fuck.

Anyway, not going to mess around with the middle east as the UK allied the turks, but until then, I'll probably take either Syria or Palestine one an opportunity presents itself

>>128106162
OY VEY ANTI-SEMITE

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The partition has begun

>>128105812
Hello Poland

>>128106340
Bog i hrvati!

>>128106162
Yeah, the length of the file throws you off at first, it is a 20mb of text after all. But it's not that hard, a little bit of trial and error with ctrl+f will get you there, especially since I posted everything you need to copy and paste.
>>128106479
10/10 fucking beautiful

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>>128106502
i actually had something to post god damn it

i only wanted to meme

>>128106479
fuckoff with this shite meme of "forgetting" to attach the image you peridious pissant

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>>128106596
ebin

>>128106605
KEK

>>128106605
>>128106596
i tried to upload the fucking bmp and forgot 4chan doesn't take bmps desu
>>128106652
you're welcome

>>128106596
Did you seriously play a game without expanding? Hell, you even lost Panama.
And what meme do did you play with?

>>128106696
HPM, and i wasn't playing colombia
i was playing colUmbia
(and britain before that)

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>>128106692
>you're welcome

>>128106502
Would it be closer to the top or bottom?

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HPM, why the hell Bulgaria has a core only in Dedeagatch? They should have cores on whole Eastern Macedonia (It should be called Eastern Thrace desu). Please fix this in the next patch.

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>>128106829
that's what you say when you do something nice for someone, anon

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Reddit PLEASE leave.

we can tell who you are simply by how you type and talk

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>>128106949
They used to rule over much more land.
Albania was influenced heavily by them and even today people call serbs bulgarians

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>>128106982
hehe, it's okay, anon
I appreciate your politeness.

>>128107032
>frog meme
Hello, Reddit.

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>>128107103
I meant WW1 borders. I changeowner'd it anyway. They waged a war against Ottomans to gain their cores, they deserved it...

>>128104906
oh my god that is hideous

>Rivers Frome and Avon merged together and way wider than they are
>Bristol is in Gloucester instead of on the Avon

so did they hire a blind fucking monkey to make the map or is this a 'balance choice'

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>>128107032

>>128107279
Implying they ever cared for map accuracy anywhere but Sweden.

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>>128107240
>that Vilnius in 1923
top kek

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>>128107497
Lel, I should have checked the map in case for Lithuanian butthurt.

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>Norse adventurer captures Venice
>becomes vassal of the Republic of Venice
>Venice is now headquartered in Veglia
Believable.

>>128107628
>delete norway.jpg

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>habscucks on suicide watch
#wrecked

>>128106905
Middle. Like I said, copy paste this and search "culture" afterwards.
}
LUX=
{
Or does this lead you to the relations value? If so scroll up and try to find something looking like that, highlight it and press crtl+f, there won't be any formatting issues if you do that.

And sorry for the late reply, I was AFK.

>>128107937
>Grandfrance is Emperor
>Grossswedums
>Gelre
>Turkroach that big
>Naples (PU?)
>England
>Venice

you've done it lad, it's like a Valois wet dream

How do i use Gas attack in V2?

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>>128096718
>1941 – Greco-Italian War: The Greek army captured the strategically important Klisura Pass in Albania after Italians abandoned it after a night of drunken debauchery and unprotected sex with one another

My sides

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>the middle east will never have natural borders again

Why is the world such an awful place?

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>>128108294
>Why is the world such an awful place?
ww1

I think that we need to balkanize the balkans even more
Add Krajina, Herzegovina, Kosovo and Vojvodina

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>>128108294
some countries just wont quit

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>>128108276
>and unprotected sex with one another
w-what?

>>128108539
fucking stahp pls

>>128108539
Who the fuck are you?

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>>128108598
>>128108630
left over trip from a risk thread my bad

>>128108539
The eternal germanic strikes once again

>>128107939
Thanks m8.

I actually ended up doing it the hard way. It worked, but now my nation's name is smaller than it was (it says German Empire as opposed to just Germany).

Going to play a little more, and look into my colonial options again.

In terms of Africa, I'm taking Madagascar, Cameroon, Namibia, Somalia, Tanzania (and Rwanda+Burundi) and Ethiopia. Maybe Kenya as well.

Thoughts?

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>interwar europe + treaty of sevres

where did everything go so wrong? it was literally perfect except Russia being communist

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>>128108763
This is what Kojak looks like in real life.

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>>128108701
>The eternal germanic strikes once again

I am afraid of them
Pls send economic help
I need mo' shekels fo' dem programmes and highways

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>>128108714
No problem. As for the colonies those regions are kind crap because they have a fairly high population with shitty resources, you aren't turning them into states without genocide. I'd suggest swapping Cameroon, Madagascar and Kenya for Egypt as it has rubber, cotton and tropical wood.
>>128108763
Stop homobaiting, m8.

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>>128108990
just don't go bankrupt and promise to pay it back

>>128108828
G*rmans and R*ssians had to fuck everything up of course.

>>128108874
really?

>>128109224
no

>>128109224
Yes.

>>128109054
Mainly picked those regions because muh history (Kenya I might ditch, Ethiopia and Somalia are just for muh colonializm) I might pick up Togo if it isn't snatched up.

Thoughts on middle east?

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>>128108828
For reference

>>128109224
maybe

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Rate my Europe.

>>128109425
>1 Colony
I'm dissapoint.

>>128109316
>Thoughts on middle east?
Carve it to your autistic liking, use changeowner liberally, add Israeli cores to Madagaskar.
>>128109418
>no Switzerland
KILL YOURSELF

>>128109418
groβ/10

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>>128109490
just started

>>128109448
>that shoddily edited out mustache
Disgusting. And yes, I am unsure about it, that's why I'm being so militant in my denial.

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>>128109418
Gib Gjirokaster

>Left the general for a week or so
>Come back to shitpost
>Its all gay now
What the fuck /gsg/

>>128109619
>colonies to Iberia
>no Epirus

Why

>>128109553
>Playing Distant Stellaris: 4 "The Cossacks" feat. Industrial encouragement

Ayy , Kill yourself

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>>128109418
>Greece

>>128109619
I know this map is satire and all but why is Italy Beaten Trojans? The idea of the defeated Trojans fleeing to Italy was a Roman idea not a Greek one

>>128109690
Greeks are weird

>>128109746
The real tragedy is calling all Celts "ginger"

>>128109665
A true strategist fucks boys

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>>128109619
WE WUZ

>>128109665
It started a few weeks ago to be honest, it's mostly a meme forced by one guy

>>128109342
>>128108828
Vilnius. Italian Istria. Thrace. Armenia being cucked. Danzig. Ireland. Schlesvig. Karelia.

In my opinion, Constanta as well, and I'm not super fond of Yugoslavia, but i'll concede that as being subjective.

>>128110090
>Vilnius
>Ireland
What about them?
>Thrace. Armenia being cucked.
That guy said Treaty of Sevres.
>Karelia
Almost 100% Russian.
>Danzig
>Schlesvig
>Italian Istria
Yeah, you're right, they should be Polish, German and Slovene/Yugo respectively, but everything else is so great about Interwar Europe I'm personally willing to live with those quirks.
>>128110285
GAAAY

Which CKII Total Conversion mod should I try first, having never played one and only having 350 hours in the game?

>>128110526
Geheimsnacht

>>128110526
geheimnisnacht
>>128110560
Just stop, okay?

>>128110090
Should've mentioned Yugoslavian Monkeydonia but that's justifiable as long as it's not exclusively Serbian. It would probably be better to let Bulgaria have it to contain their butthurt though.

>>128110604
>Just stop, okay?
Okay okay.
I am just horny, I just masturbated and the pic gave me that urge again.

When I masturbate it's at least like 3 times.

>>128110656
looks like a tranny
no thanks

>>128110656
what a fucking faggot

>>128110695
Do really need to know that? We should stop this conversation.

>>128110395
>vilnius
i just think lithuania looks dumb without it
>ireland
northern ireland is stupid and you know it. literally ireland should be all or nothing.
>sevres
this makes me angry enough to complain about it twice
>karelia
it still looks fucking stupid
>danzig, schleswig, istria
danzig is better german, but I was just complaining about the fucking polish corridor to the sea there that looks dumb. Scheswig should be under Denmark in my opinion. we agree with istria though; i don't care who owns it, as long as it's not italy. I'd really prefer Austria.

>>128110930
>dumb
>looks
>angry
Lad, map is not about looking pretty, it's about people wanting to live in their own countries. I made all of my counterarguments based on the population of those places in 1918, not my autistic sense of decorum.

Is there a readon why you cant't replace INF with currasiers in vicky? They have netter stats.

>>128111163
Early on yes, but later after upgrades they start losing badly. If you want better stats just use guards.

>>128111163
they quickly get worse though and INF has better defense in mountains and such, Curie doesnt benefit from that

Can anyone link me the latest version of PDM divided by zero? Is it also compabilable with the latest V2 version?

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WE

>>128111542
hol up

Is there any good mod for hoi3 about the great war?

>>128111147
i know nothing about the population of lithuanians in 1918, so all i can tell you is that lithuania does not look complete without the bits that are today its capital, is what i meant by that;

karelia should not be full of russians, and if there was enough cause to be an irredentist asshole in WW2, clearly i should be allowed to have that opinion twenty ish years prior.

you agreed that armenia was a legitimate thing to be angry over, and all three of those last things had both populations in.

>>128111542
WUZ KANGZ

>>128111542
I expect you to retake Portugal by the end

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>German Empire
>is puppet of German Empire
>Commie German Empire

>>128109619
>>128109917
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zvl9N9GdraQ

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>>128111783

>>128111629
Vilnius is the Lithuanian capital mostly because of Stalinist resettlements, before the war it was mostly Polish/Jewish.
>karelia should not be full of russians
Okay, I may have been to hasty with that 100%, it certainly had some Finnish minority. But the Finns that were salty about it were already jingoistic extremists, they just needed something to be butthurt about.
>you agreed that armenia was a legitimate thing to be angry over, and all three of those last things had both populations in.
That's because t*rkroaches are not people and certainly shouldn't have a multicultural empire. The Armenian genocide also influenced my decision here.

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>white nationalists thinking sevres meme borders were legit

lmfao at your lives, kid

>>128112280
t. kemetic egypt lad

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>>128111542
ANCIENT AFRICAN EMPERORS

>>128112435
>emperor
>roman title
>africa
Only european/white countries can claim to be an Empire.

In unhpm Genoa has german pops
Please fix

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>>128112537
>implying the romans were white

>>128112662
>adjusted to be me.jpg

>>128104691
I mean I'll play (the pirated versions of) both because new experiences, new mechanics. But neither really seem like long term prospects and neither seem like they have anywhere near the staying power of HoI3/Vicky2?CK2 that people have played for thousands of hours and still not gotten bored of.

>>128111993
>vilnius
i probably should've known that
>karelia
a quick google search takes me to 'The Red Book of the Peoples of the Russian Empire',
which tells me in 1926 there were 248,000 Karelians living in Karelia with less than a thousand Russians, with about 70% of them speaking Karelian.
>t*rkroaches
heh

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>>128099931
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_fortress_in_Moravia_(Mu%C5%A1ov)

>>128111993
Armenian what?

>>128113198
see >>128112380

>>128113030
Okay, my bad, I may have not been that well versed in Spurdo history after the Ancient Finnish Empire period as I though.

>>128108763
>implying there are whites here
>implying it's not just huehues and argentinians and t*rks and chinks roleplaying nazi aryans

>>128113415
t. seu buceta

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Your gross puppet becomes a GP
What do? Fight them and repuppet them or just keep them as a ally?

>>128113415
not me, I'm 100% aryan wend :^)

>>128114086
t. pole with le g*rman ancestry

>>128114080
>United
>Germanic
>Empire
Wew.

How the fuck do I handle the runaway inflation from playing in Mexico in EU4? I should be rich and powerful, but instead I can barely afford 30k troops because of my ridiculous inflation

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>>128114182
>german

no my friend, I'm not a barbarian

>>128114265
the worst part is that it isnt an empire nor united becouse ukraine just left

I want to start playing HoI3 again but vanilla is boring as fuck.

What mods aren't shit anymore?

Anyone else experiencing issues with CK2+? It crashes every time on game setup for me.

>>128114393
Wends is a generic term used by Germans to describe the Slavs they came in contact with - Poles and Czechs. Slovenes were too far south.

>>128114618
>Austria isnt german
>Croats and Slovenes arent wends
wew landeslad, wew

>>128114618
I am aware of this, lad. But see >>128114603, I was right.

>>128114727
the smaller the country the better the memes

>call DLC "Conclave"
>Its not about being pope
you cant make this shit up

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>>128114727
>memeov

prosim, useen mi je kakšno obliko sklanjanja uporabš, ampak naj bo neki od tega:

-memetov
-memejev
-memov


>>128114618
this map proves you wrong though

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>>128114852
Pls buy Conclave

>>128114852
it adds exciting new features such as:

and the highly anticipated:

>>128114852
con·clave
ˈkänˌklāv/Submit
noun
a private meeting.

>>128115051
you know this word is used in modern world only to describe the meeting where new pope is being chosen, they got several other fitting words to call this DLC as, but they fucking had to use this one

>>128115051
t. Johan
Everyone associates conclave with the Pope.

>>128115158
No, they don't

>>128115141
>Origin of conclave
>Middle English, from Middle French or Medieval Latin; Middle French, from Medieval Latin, from Latin, room that can be locked up, from com- + clavis key — more at clavicle

>First Known Use: 1524
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/conclave

>>128115265
>No, they don't

>>128115265
read my post again, im talking about modern use of this word

>>128115265
God damn, ask the nearest person what "conclave" is.

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>>128115159
>memejev is correct i guess

only if you're a windische subhuman, memetov is correct in the masterrace Kranjska

>>128115265
>>First Known Use: 1524
so they used a word that wasnt even used in CK2 timespan which is now commonly used to describe a meeting where new pope is chosen to name a DLC for CK2 that has nothing to do with pope
you CANT make this shit up

>>128109342
Damn that's a sexy font

>>128115265
I have never, ever heard this word being used as "secret meeting".

"We had a conclave at work today about the profit index" sounds fucking retarded

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>managed to get my dynasty on the austrian throne
>Austria suddenly grows into this
Feels good

>>128115460
It's a really sexy map all-around

>>128115402
>muh strawman arguments
>muh arguments to absurdity
>muh "stop attacking GIRLS THEY ARE PRECIOUS PRINCESSES THAT NEED TO BE PROTECTED AND CODDLED!" arguments

Why can't these retards ever come up with something that doesn't suck balls?

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>>128115402
>This is my personal twitter account
You post work related stuff in it, I've seen people fired for less

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>>128115402

>>128115402
>A professional developer calling his customers, people who pay him money insecure, pathetic, bitching bigots

Wew.

>all this red

w-what happened guys?

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Looks like Paradox hired the right goon for their company
He wonders why we hate him

>>128115702
"professional"

>>128115402
>twitter posts of a game DEVELOPER about the GAMES we post here was deleted
What the fuck

>>128115402
>janitor literally works for Paracucks deleting all dissenting voices
>inb4 this post gets deleted by the "liberal" overlords

>>128115765
>Challenging sexism in gaming is necessary
WEW

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Okay lets fucking do this

Britain shall no longer bully us around!

>>128115765
And this retard literally found a fucking MEDIEVAL MURDER-INCEST SIMULATOR game with 100% male development team to stand up for his "ideals" on?

Serious question: is genuinely retarded? Or at least seriously, not memetically, autistic or aspie or something?

>>128115765
What about challenging bugs in your shitty Victoria 2 patches? Are they going back to pretending it doesn't even exist anymore?

>>128115853
>The Great war
>Germany
>France
>Mother
>Fucking
>KONGO

Heh

>>128115853
>unironically thinking you'll ever be able to land troops in England

top kek my senpai

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Do anyone has any respect for wiz anymore, or his shit mods? Like holy shit he disrespects his customers and acts like a massive salty asshole when people complain about fantasy laws in a game he isn't even involved with

>>128115789
To be fair it was probably wiz being salty that reported it. Mods probably didn't read it

>>128115923
Or challenging the idea that fucking CK2 now costs like 150$ and has ~50 pieces of DLC.

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Weird Asia

>>128115765
We should do a day 1 mod to remove his gender laws shit, shill it until it becomes one of the most popular mods just so wiz can be even more salty

>>128115975
Are there actually women who play grand strategy games?

>>128115975
I like how he thinks women/SJW care about Paradox games enough to replace the traditional (I would be willing to bet 95% male) customer base. Both comics and vidya have already proven time and time again that SJWs don't actually buy comics or video games they complain about and he thinks they'll buy map staring murder/incest/blobbing simulator that requires near autism to enjoy?

>>128115918
Now we know why paradox hired the talentless goon hack: free astroturfing and social commentary

>>128116156
Yes, me, and plenty of others I imagine.

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>>128115931

>>128116156
yes, I've met one, she was really ugly

There should be an option to bann political parties in V3

>>128116156
They are half of your costumers because they are half the population and you should always try to target them

>>128116180
There's probably a few women who play but honestly not even 1% of players is one

>>128115975
Do they even have anybody in charge of PR after that one chick quit?

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Wiz, what a memer right :'^)

Also, tfw you can ignore overextension by just having your vassals take all the stab hits etc.

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>>128116201
>me

>>128116251
Except that never worked. If there's option to ban them there would have to be option for POPs to support them. Maybe like how POPs will now fund resistance movements but with lower miltiancy threshold.

>>128116251
Yes that would be an interesting proposal, implying V3 is good

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>>128116201
>me

>>128115571
anyone still have this?

>>128116251
Yes, oppresive reactionaries and rich conservatives that stand in the way of progress has no place in this new world

>>128116201
>Btw I'm aGURLL

>>128116251
You can use the ruling party only upper house reform and suppress reform movements.

What are the best map mods/UI mods for EU4?

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>>128115853
BONGS BTFO

>>128115931
>Unironically doubting the Kongo
wew lad
>>128115964
I don't have to land troops, I only want a really small colonial region, so I'll probably just have to occupy all of India and Africa