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>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike

>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org

>Wiki
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page

>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net

>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://i-am-fat.org/csgo-skins/
http://goaggro.com
http://csgolounge.com
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.

>Game Mechanic Info
Money System: http://i.imgur.com/dp4ZIQ0.jpg
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics

>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://i.imgur.com/gctfTNd.png
https://i.imgur.com/rriiaoz.jpg
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team

>Game Enhancements
Config Tool: http://csgohelp.com/autoexec
Crosshair: http://csgohelp.com/crosshair
HUD: http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
mongol edition

>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://livestreamer.readthedocs.org/en/latest
Livestreamer Guide: https://i.imgur.com/7u6wAGm.jpg
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty

>How to git gud
Do this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
Watch this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUgKRtAJqwU

>Useful websites and maps/How to practice
Read and watch everything here:http://pastebin.com/zTwcpC1q
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reminder to vote in csgogs knife skine poll

http://strawpoll.me/6479845
>http://strawpoll.me/6479845
http://strawpoll.me/6479845
>http://strawpoll.me/6479845

reminder to vote in csgogs knife skine poll
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So, is everyone deranking?
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new gloves = better shooters
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>tfw no single eu pro streamin
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>cloud9 cluj stickers already quadrupled
>their 5th isn't even announced

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeXatquVqAc
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ey bubba calm down
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How do I stop getting Awped any time I try to do anything?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiRtnQdeqDo
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>>127915404
>tfw fell for the ruse & bought team liquid stickers
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>>127915948
you pretty much cant and thats how cs gays like it
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>>127916048
Liquid stickers quadrupled in price when s1mple was announced bro, it's still triple the original price.

I'm waiting on c9 5th to sell then going to buy a fuckload of more stickers next major.
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>>127916528
I bought them at 70 tho
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Anyone not able to use CSGO lounge? Bots never send offers and now a thing pops up giving suggestions to fix the problem but none of them work.
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>>127915132
the new gloves are ultimate comfy
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>>127915461
make /csgog/ great again
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top tier dm tracks coming through

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvK19xgAxSU
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YO IS IT JUST ME OR IS MM A CLUSTER FUCK RIGHT NOW I HAVENT HAD A GOOD GAME IN OVER A WEEK
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how do i stop completely spazzing out 1/3rd of the time
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>>127918731
Sounds like you need a snuggle partner.
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Who ready to be playing with Wagonwheelers?
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Anime above everything else!
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>>127919462
flush yourself
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>>127917758
>>127919462
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dude rng lmao
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>guy on my team tells me to flush myself
>I do
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>spending this much time playing a mediocre game
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wut le fug xDDDD
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>literally change your god tier name from "rape" to "t3h f4rm3r"

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh gotards?
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>>127920228
I still dont know what it means to "flush yourself"
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>tfw 4:3 native res
>will never play 16:9
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>>127920748
before you have gay anal sex you need to clean out your ass with a douche

you squirt water up your ass and shit it out until the water is clear

that's what "flushing yourself" means bro
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Im sure it will work this time, r-r-right? 9 names my anime
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>>127920948
ffs, really? this is why fags dont belong on this board
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>>127920987
smoku smoki
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>>127920987
nigger juicer
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>>127920987
ilovereddit
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>>127919462
Dank dood

>>127920748
[s] Neither do I [/s}

>>127920356
I found this amusing. Nice shop.

>>127920987
Take it to /b/.

>>127920948
>>127921041
Let's not shit up a perfectly good general. Get it? Shit up?
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>>127920987
>>>/vg/csgog/
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>>127920987
add me for gay furry erp
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>>127920748
its a kill yourself variant
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>>127921257
this has to be some next level bait right
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>>127921257
>shit up xDDD
neck yourself
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>>127920987
>>127921139
Do it faggot.
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>>127921139
>>127920987
What gun should I end my life with next?
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as an atheist, what rank should i aim for?
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>>127921257
it's definitely not a shop
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>>127921798
silver 2
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>>127921798
global
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>>127921551
oh I think I know who you are, do you play with people from here
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missed the last thread

everybody already knows that our guy is back, right?
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as a muslim, what city should I aim for?
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>>127921917
why would he be posting on here if he didnt play with them
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>>127921798
S1, you filthy heathen. Do us a favour and shoot yourself.

>>127921836
Post link then.

>>127921421
Someone is salty~

>>127922127
ebin
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>>127922119
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>>127922293
I wonder what his breathing sounds like... Must be some crazy wheezing and shit
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>>127922283
http://steamcommunity.com/id/_G_E_R_Silent
his profile is private
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>>127922119
what team is he on
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>>127922283
>namefag
kill yourself
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>>127922774
http://www.hltv.org/news/16749-gambit-sign-dosias-team
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>>127922934
>doesn't use forced anonymous
>complains about name- and tripfags

literally nys
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i hope you guys are buying the merch to support our guy
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>>127923060
wonder how good itll be, dosia is really hard to judge

probably not tier 1 but might be solid tier 2 not sure
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*raises paw* how do i get good?
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>>127923865
you need somebody to hold hands with and snuggle with under the covers.
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>>127923865
End yourself
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>>127923865
get a cute bf
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>>127922293
I want to dosia post but I'm too depressed to put in the effort
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>>127923865
This helped me a ton
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HV2yn0eMyO4
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>>127924019
this 2 be quite fair honest

I was supreme, got my bf now I'm GE
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>>127923865
isn't this a bannable offense?
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>>127915075
Everybody's been deranking since the Christmas patch because [spoilers]Children[/spoilers] and [spoilers]Griefers[/spoilers].
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4h1d5dCdiPM
Thorin completly wrecking that bball fag NORMIES BTFO
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>>127923060
>mfw
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>>127924251
janitors on vg only monitor their home general

its why posts get modded in literal seconds on weebtrash generals and why csgog has hardcore porn stay up for hours
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>>127924613
post some hardcore cute boys then~
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>>127924701
neck yourself
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>>127924772
how about you neck me~
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>>127924613
what are you talking about? i got banned for some stupid weeb shit a couple weeks ago itt
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how do these shitters in pistol only DM's hold down the trigger and headshot me 5-6 rounds into their magazine? If I spammed left click with my crosshair at their head I would just whiff my entire clip yet they magically HS me all day
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>>127924897
>Plays CSGO
>Aims for the head

uhhhhhhhhh mistake with the rng that's a guaranteed miss
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>>127924613
>its why posts get modded in literal seconds on weebtrash generals
That has to be bullshit. I've only been on weebshit generals a handful of times, and even I caught the blatant offtopic about tripfags and anime
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>>127925036

in 1.6 the USP had a defined recoil pattern that you could follow every time and predict where you could get a HS. In CS:GO I spam the wall and the bullets never go in the same spot twice.

gotards????
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>>127924867
ID????????????????>>127924701
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the boy is back

no more Ukrainian crutches
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is hooch even good anymore? I know that he was good in 1.6
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>>127925163
1.6 usp was so
mmmmm
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tfw you prefire a CT sitting at the top of banana
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>enemy accuses topfragger on our team of cheating
>actually its me thats cheating and I'm near the bottom
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>>127925967
tfw you dont play shitferno
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>>127926236
not playing inferno is the comfiest choice of all
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>>127926098
>playing against a team with guy making suspicious plays
>their 2nd from the bottom gets vacced in the middle of the match
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>>127926236
>he doesn't like inferno
Pleb detected
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>be GE
>haven't played for a few months
>get back into cs:go with new ranking system with a friend
>me and the friend just 1 deag
>we drop 30 kills each match
>i get nova 2 because my GE elo was god awful
>play next game
>drop 30 kills deag only
>we win
>ak 1,2 top fraggin enemy team
>silver 3 and 2 at the bottom of enemies

I hate this new ranking system. It's unfair that an AK would be matched with silvers because the AK's elo before the ranking system change was that of a silver. Kind of like how i'm a nova 2 but I fucking destroy, it's unfair i'm at these ranks for the people who are legit trying to get better. But I guess thats what you get when you ask for a better ranking system from a monkey smashing his head on a keyboard.

I think i'll stay at these ranks because not trying and deaging only is fun as fuck
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forreal tho, new operation when?
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>>127919172
POO IN DUST 2
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>>127926467
lol
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>playing inferno basically nuke 2.0 of the nowadays map pool
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Hey guys, we are playing some games on EU MM, im on a gold nova acc but actually LEM, we need 2 more to play

http://steamcommunity.com/id/zwiphello/

LITERALLY FREE ELO, JUST ADD ME, WE NEED 2 MORE
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>>127926584

literally never stop asking
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>>127926584
maybe never. people bitched so much about the next one valve might be switching to something else. theyve taken forever too
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>>127926584
this friday dude
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>>127926759

http://steamcommunity.com/id/zwiphello/

2 MORE FOR SOME FUN EU MM GAMES, FUCKING ADD ME
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>>127927156
stfu noob
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when will they patch russians? xD
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Map rankings:
Nuke > Inferno > Dust2 > the rest > shit >>> aztec >>> mirage
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>>127927442
Don't you mean Italy > Everything
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>>127927442
1.6 babby detected
real map rankings:
mirage > cache > cobble = overpass > dust2 > shit >everything else
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holy fuck

this blatant ridiculous disrespect from aligon
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>>127928046
>mirage above anything
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>>127927442
>>127928046
i just play d2
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Wallhack or just random pub fuckery?
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>>127929212

who cares its casual
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>>127929130
dunk yourself
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i eat asshole like jello
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hi guys im new to csgo, i was wondering what are your desk settings? desk height, chair height, mousepad thickness, cupholder size, Leg spread, angle of your arms, height of Monitor, angle of monitor,distance from face to monitor, brand of socks, brand of soap you use to wash your hands, Boxers or briefs, room temperature?
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F E R G O D
E
R
G
O
D
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>tfw winning the battles but losing the war
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>>127930490
desk is about 4 feet, chair is as high as it will go (pretty comfy height still), qck+ not heavy, no cupholder, leg spread about 30 degrees, arm angle about 30x75, monitor height 27", angle is 100 degrees, about 1 foot distance maybe 18 inches, socks I have some vans socks that I got for christmas comfy and warm, soap i use ivory, briefs, 75 degrees with heater I like it toasty in the winter
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i hate my life
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>who /13fps/ here tBh?
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>>127930918
sry anon
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>SoloQ ESEA

>Expect higher tier games

>Gets kids that Scream "B B B B " when the bomb is clearly A
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>>127931027
I used to play at fucking 10fps until I found out that for some reason fullscreen 720p is less taxing on my computer than windowed 480p
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>>127931027
play 800x600 and you should be fine.
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>>127931027
don't play at 144hz 1440p if your computer cannot handle it retard
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What SMG should I use for anti-eco? I've always used 3-3 and now I'm pretty good at it but I'm not even sure it's the right choice
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>>127932279
mp9, mp7 or UMP. If the terrorists got a plant first round and you're CT side, bizon makes sense. They are most likely full saving and only have p250's or some shit, no armor.
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agree with this or just kys your yourself
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>>127931774
>>127931665
>>127931608
got minimal video settings (as well as a bunch of launch options, an fps video.cfg from reddit, steam overlay disabled, and i literally go into task manager to close down like every single process except explorer.exe, my antivirus, steam.exe, etc) for everything except literally 1440x900 screen
playing 800x600 just seems horrifyingly ugly
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>>127932595
inferno is fun as fuck to play. overpass not so much
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>>127932595
im fine with this, maybe switch cache und D2
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>>127932595
swap inferno with mirage
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>>127932759
Guardian (best player of 2015) plays with 8x6
So do I because I want some decent fps
it looks like shit but at least it's not choppy
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>>127932595
>d2
>best tier

dunk yourself
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>>127932595
this tbhq >>127932904
also dust2 belongs in fecal tier
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http://steamcommunity.com/id/zwiphello/ ONE MORE FOR GMAES ON EU MM LETS GO
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>>127932940
slav eyes can't see higher res than 800x600 anyway
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>>127933274
>12 hours
/gonnaGetHacked/ confirmed
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>>127933384
12 hours what, this is my smurf we need 1 more lets go add me
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>>127933462
you playing against nobs or what
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>>127933462
damn this is a retro meme
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>>127932759
>Caring about graphics in CS

lower graphics makes a zoom effect, Also increases FPS, Use it.
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>>127933462
https://youtu.be/ajeyel1LX44
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>>127933712
>falling for le low res meme
i'd rather not have my game be a blurry mess thanks
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http://steamcommunity.com/id/zwiphello/ SOMEONE PLEASE FUCKIGN JOIN US, RANKS ARE TOO WIDE APART FOR US TO QUEUE AS 5 JUST COME AND JOIN FOR A GURANTEED FUCKING WIN JESUS
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>>127933947
what is top ranker desu?
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>>127934089
Eagle, actual global, but on eagle acc.. Im on gold nova 1 but im LEM on main, ranks are just too wide apart to queue as 4, so we just need 1 more, it's literally a free win.. But guess people dont wanna join ;_;
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>>127933462
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uvCv1Pg7Nw
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sammit got just 16:0'd in fpl
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>>127934515
big deal... ~__~
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>>127934895
big deal i sucker ur cock, faggot
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https://youtu.be/q3xDL98LFmw
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>>127935314
pls sucker on me too
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Why is with CSS that attracts so many 30-40 year old men? And why do literally all of them have the most retarded rules
>playing gun game
>bhopping to the last guy
>"no bhop"
>playing tdm
>whining when they get killed
and the worst
>girl on server
>old as fuck admin hitting on her
Is CSS where manchildren go to die?
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>>127936456
anyone who stuck with source after cgs and after garrys mod was released is mentally defective
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>>127936763
t. 13 y old progressive reddit cuck boy
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>>127936957
t. mentally defective
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siq update bois
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>>127937875
ty my man
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lookin at cute schoolgirl outfits and swimsuits rn
how do i get out of gold novas? either direction
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>>127937875
>>127937961
btw (by the way) ty is short for thank you if you didn't know
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>>127938089
why you're ugly dude
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>>127938264
nah
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>>127932595
is train still shit tier?
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>>127938320
average dude, gonna skip
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>>127938320
this clearly attests that ur ugly af lmao
skirt wearin ass dWEEB
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>force force force force force
>by round 6 we have played exactly 2 actual rounds including the pistol
great game
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Why hasnt flusha been banned yet?
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>>127938435
thx

>>127938502
it's actually a mirror senpai
oh
fucking
GOT YOU
booty blasted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>127938580
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>>127938587
stop replying to me
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>>127936456
>pubs
you're doing it wrong retard
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>>127938690
never
(ok)
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I hate rude dudes.
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>>127939062
I love cute dudes
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>>127939143
Don't be gay.
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>>127939290
china?????????????????????????????????????
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>>127939290
trips and i get the non-china copy
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>i've gotta science the shit out of this

what did he mean by that?
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>>127939382
wtf why not?

cute guys are literally the best and I want to kiss them all!
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>>127939547
You're such a slut.
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>>127939290
what r u going to do with all those
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Does reporting griefing even do anything when I have 2 derankers queing together in my team?
Why do people derank? Just as the 3 of us almost won they took turn shooting us and telling the other team our position
whats the point of spending 45mn in a game to do that
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>>127939621
no... if I had a bf I would literally only kiss him and no one else
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>>127939652
there is nothing he can do
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>>127939681
If they're actually griefing and not just playing like shit, I'm pretty sure they can get overwatched and get a 30 day ban.
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>>127939652
give them to chinese people
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>>127939681
Griefers can get overwatched.
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>tfw no esports going on to distract you from your life
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>>127939761
wrong. gonna resell them to cheaters in bulk
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>>127934259

>LEs
>not literally welfare rank
TOP
FUCKING
SHREK
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>>127940391
dunk yourself my man
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>>127940391
>10-25
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>>127940391
>10-15
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>>127940654
>10-15
10-25 but nice try my friend ;^)
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>decide to play some counterstrike after two week break
>go from mge to nova 3 in two days
how did i get so bad? where did it all go wrong?
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>>127940707
>10-25
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>>127940970

i-i had been playing only dm/casual/demolition since rank changes
a-and get bad fps lags, can't keep up with peeks
and highest rank i ever MM against was MGE when playing with mg1 friend
pls no bully
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>>127941451
you're REALLY GOOD
we're REALLY PROUD
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>>127924150
i thought myg0t was dead
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>>127941534
sank u
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>>127941451
Don't you feel shame for putting in such a poor performance?
>>
This general in now under the control and support of r/GlobalOffensive.

Please visit the link below to read about this general's new rules.

https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/wiki/rules#rules#button
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>>127941451
please
PLEASE
dunk yourself
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>>127941669
no, it was on point af
altho i do feel bad that those 10 kills consisted of killing enemies that couldnt see me and were shooting someone else, duelies kills in a pistol round, and the rest pro90 rushes and sprays
so literally gn1: the rank
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>>127941704
https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/4045nn/i_cant_hit_easy_shots/
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>>127939681
thats why you never try in games with derankers, you cant win, if you get close they just sabotage harder.
>>
throw that boypussy
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>>127943912
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ew-FnPkepOY me irl
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>>127942434
>going on /r/globaloffensive
m-muh SMURFS
>>
>>127943989
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>127943989
uhh gotards?
>>
>>127943989
gotards?????
>>
is anyone in here really good at betting?
>>
>>127944847
ye >>127930729
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>tfw getting noticably better
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>>127945873
>recently change from 400 2 sens to 2.5
>hitting more shots and better with spraying

call me hiko tbH
>>
>guy gets a purple AK drop from the match
>meanwhile it's been 5 fucking days since I've got a drop from anything
>>
famnita
>>
>>127938359
a pretty awkward map, the sites are like Mirage A on steriods
plays are pretty repetitive, and if you get a good tactic for rushing a particular area you've pretty much guaranteed to get a kill
outskirts of map are empty, long, boring, and not really useful
snipers are pushed right into the heart of battles, really makes everything cod-tier

it fit source's requirements of having: a bunch of long corridors for awpers, and large open empty sites for gunfights
but as a csgo map it's shitty
>>
>>127946783
what ak was it
>>
>>127946783

>only drops i get are 4cent rankup drops and 5cent cases
just fuck
>>
>>127947629
Emerald Pinstripe
>>
>>127948091
underrated skine desu
>>
I literally found a hundred dollar bill on the floor a week or so ago. What should I buy with it
>>
>>127948357
buy your mama a house
>>
>>127948357
buy your whole family houses
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>lost password to steam account like a year ago
>tried to send reset password to email but never got it
>search old steam name in community
>no results
>google it
>comes up with an account that was once called my nick
>has my old group and games and achievements and "du hello" message i put ages ago
>but now name is changed and guy is from dubai apparently
what in the actual fuck happened
is this the fucker that hacked my account?
or does steam randomly give out inactivate accounts to people?
what in the actual fuck
>>
>>127948357
Buy your friend a house
>>
>>127948357
finish up that cuckshed
>>
>>127948357
hello I am your family
>>
damn it feels so good to be good :^)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GU1pKSpLZl4\

inb4 someone takes the bait
>>
>>127948786
>dubai

you're fucked
>>
>LE before rank adjustment
>MG1 after rank down
>win 2 games
>lose a game to a SMFC smurf
>suddenly GN4

serves me right for playing right after steam sales desu
i dont understand how a paid game can have such a gigantic problem with smurfs
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>>127949576
because the assholes that like to smurf have money
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IS THIS REAL

AM I DREAMING

HAVE OUR SKINES FINALLY BEEN SABED
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>>127932595
swap inferno and train
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what are your favorite songs to listen to while bhopping /csgog/?
>>
>>127950186
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWA2pjMjpBs

desu
>>
>>127950186
La Caution - Thé à La Menthe like the reddit I am
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>>127950321
LIKE A SPEED DEMON XD
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>>127943989
>>
>>127949547
>you're fucked
why?
if he was nearby i could just beat him up to get him to give it back?
or does dubai have a crime ring for shitty f2p steam players with empty inventories?
>>
>>127950321
lmao he jumps dude its very funny xD
>>
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>tfw your mom hasn't gone to bed so you can't smoke weed yet
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this new system man
im at least 20:10 wins:losses and i havent ranked up, and 6 or 7 out of those losses were derank duos.
>>
>>127950827
feels good to not be a degenerate
>>
>>127950186
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ovdm2yX4MA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Apv5hlZ1zTU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N19dO7-MwsY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jdckxNSS_A
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tS89XfSPpxg
>>
just recorded myself playing solitaire for an hour going to upload it to youtube lads
>>
>>127950920
>>>/pol/
>>>/r9k/
>>>/mlp/
>>
>>127950948
can't wait to see it desu
>>
>>127950913
yes this is the old system
you need to 5 man stack with higher ranks, soloqueue will take LOTS of wins
>>
>>127950948
face cam and epic reactions or i won't watch
>>
P250 Mehndi revealed to be made from stolen artwork

Prices skyrocketing

Get them while they're hot if you want that new howl
>>
give me some stickers t
>>
>>127950946
hot

>>127951145
just like the Griffin am I right? :)
>>
>>127951145
lol don't forget what happened with the m4a4 griffin
>>
Are operation vanguard cases going up in value? Is it worth stocking up?
>>
casual is pretty fun lol
>>
>>127950945
eh
>>
>>127951436
>camp in casual
>shoot many people in the back
>brag on the internet
>>
>>127951761
ran down banana every round
>>
>>127951436
casual is legit enjoyable
>>
someone give me a knife. i don't care if it looks bad, i just want one
>>
>>127951852
*unsheathes karambit*
*bunnyhops behind you*
*stabs you in the back*
>>
>>127951852
sent, enjoy bro
>>
>>127951852
I want pics of your cock first
>>
>>127951956

th-th-thanks anon

>>127951964

sure, text me
>>
>>127952039
I just did
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>>127952183

Eh, forget it. I'm not good enough at the game yet to warrant having one
>>
>>127952328
can I still see your penis or?
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>>127951145
Alright fuck it this better not have been a meme
>>
>>127952469
m8, it was made in house. it's from the winter offensive case, which was b4 they even had the workshop(iirc).
>>
>>127952469
dude... no one owns the mehndi design even if the brushes or whatever the fuck they used were made by someone else

You got memed on hard.
>>
>>127952469
>he actually fell for it
>>
>>127952685 me again, sell that shit now! the prices are absurd. I can see a slightly dropping now!!

holy shit, people are retarded.
>>
>>127952469
u got memed son
>>
Today's games
>lose
>lose
>lose
Feels like FUCK man
>>
>>127953624
come to bed with me and cuddle instead anon~
>>
Why doesn't valve just shadow ban cheaters and put them in a "cheater pool" where they're only allowed to play with other cheaters or is that something that would require Valve to have some semblance of competence
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>>127953624
>he plays competitive mm
>>
el chapo has been caught amigo comprende
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>>127953821
it would require them to have some semblance of giving a fuck about this game

but they made like $1.7 mil within the first 24 hours of the revolver case being released so why would they?
>>
>>127953624
>>127953846
ESEA WHERE THE PROS PLAY
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EVERYTHING
>>
>>127954029
>>127953846
I'm not good enough for ESEA/Faceit yet
>>
>>127954029
>paying for botnet
>>
>>127954105
play community
find servers where the eagles hang out
>>
who /nikkkyhd/ here
>>
Fugly is C9's fifth.
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>>127954029
>ESEA
>not CEVO
>>
who /hades/ here
>>
>who x here

hello reddit
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>>127954690
sup csgog
>>
>>127951046
man it's been stuck at 95% processing for a few minutes sorry its taking so long
>>
who /lolz1e/ here
>>
immortal you shit I know you're here or arpn
>>
>>127954891
yes im here im not dying am i
>>
>>127955038
you shit wheres the new go vids
>>
>>127953624
dont worry, its not like you rank up if you win anyway
>>
>>127951046
>>127954856
alright its done
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lkkrBFnMDY
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>>127955362

>no face cam
drop status: PED
>>
anyone want to play with me on my smurf?
silver 4 right now
North America
>>
>>127955362
>no funny voices or noises
uhhh solitards?
>>
>>127954891
u no im up
>>
>>127955626
I'm like mge last I cared to check, I'll play with you if you want I'm fucking bored. poast
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>>127956170
http://steamcommunity.com/id/heyybud/
>>
>team is just rushing in and killing everyone so you get no kills and it looks like youre getting carried
>forced to rush too and die like an idiot all the time
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who /london/ here

YOU KNOW I AM AWAKE AT THIS CURRENT HOUR
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>decide to spray through smoke for once
>get a kill
>get called a hacker
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>>127956385
>decide to spray doors with my ak
>get a triple headshot
>get called a hacker
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>>127956324
I'm jelly of you

I wish I was a euro so much
>>
>>127956637
kys
>>
>>127956307
I know this feel and then when you're staying back to make sure the enemy team doesn't come from behind they yell at you
also
>do good the first 3 or 4 rounds of competitive
>after that I start sucking shit
>>
>>127956637
oy
>>
>tfw havent touched mm because of rank changes
>tfw its been a month and rank will soon expire


FUCK
>>
>>127957084

>do shitty first 3-4 rounds
>start to catch fire for the rest of the game and drop 30+

dunno why I bother practicing pistols tobehonest
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>that feel when bad at csgo
>that feel when bad at everything
>that feel when failure
better never to have been honestly
>>
>>127952469
It was a meme.

A reddit meme at that.

https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/4030rn/the_p250_mehndi_from_the_current_winter_offensive/


Prices doubled in the past 4 hours and are returning to normal. The guy who made this post had his account for 5 hours and made a fortune. At least 1k.
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Which one do I use. I'm one character over the nametag limit.
>YO SKRIL AWP IT HARD
>YO SKRLL AWP IT HARD
http://strawpoll.me/6487406
>>
>>127957561
neither you sound like a faggot kid
>>
>>127957561
Nigger Juicer
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>>127956307
>shitter running around with a mac10 the entire game
>gets more kills than me
>>
sta in slaw
>>
im up
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>>127958571
>>
>>127957889
mac10 is good desu senpai

UMP is more based tho
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>>127958745
>>
hey family does anyone have a script that downvotes every reddit post it sees?
>>
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considering valve added shit like the R8 revolver, do you think we'll see alternatives to the AWP that cost around $5000?
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Post underrated streamers
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>>127959270
tv/girlstorule
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>>127959250
>grenade launcher
never
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>>127959270
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>>127959462
of course, why would valve add weapons and equipment that are used by real tactical forces when they can add in $850 pistols that one shot with 100% move accuracy?
>>
every victory, nothing
every defeat, one rank down.
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>>127959250
AA12
>heavy substitute for XM
>$2400
>slug ammo, tons of damage, meh armor pen
>same or slightly faster fire rate as XM
>12 rounds/mag, one spare mag
>$600/kill
AWP already has "substitutes".
>>
>>127959270

PansY
>>
>>127959270
twitch /daaager
he helps people become a better a weaboo.
>>
Here's an ESEA code:
814F32283AA903B3322DC298FA9DDA28

If 10 people subscribe to my youtube channel then I'll give another one:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoPYMqbMvWo88kaGxxjQlTQ
>>
>>127959270
tarik is based, but you have to mute him as soon as he talks about anything other than cs.
kid is a legit idiot.
>>
>>127959640
For the same reason T's can't buy multiple bombs.
>>
>>127960301
nobody plays ESEA anymore. FACEIT is all that matters.
>>
>>127960308
Him and m0e are the only cs streamers that make me laugh, tarik more then m0e tho because he's kinda dopey in a good way/
>>
>>127960301
neck yourself
>>
uhh, guys i just bought a deathadder but 800dpi with no acceleration is sluggish as fuck. Help
>>
How do I wash my steelseries QCK without fucking it up? Was thinking warm water, brush and soap.
>>
>>127960501

use cold water bro
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>>127960382
it's got over 60k prem but whatever boss
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>"Thanks for coming out today anon. So, tell us about your in-game accomplishments.
>>
>>127960552
I'm EU GE, so yeah, you already know I can 1v4 all of you easily.
>>
>>127960552
why do all csgo pros have such punchable faces fucking christ
>>
>>127960552
Is the one picking his nose even old enough to be sitting there?
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>>127960552
I can see through smoke without external assistance
>>
>>127960552
why is moe so fucking fat
>>
>>127960494
Right here family
http://accel.drok-radnik.com/
>>
>>127960743
steel aka 'jew boy' aka permabanned

make sure to spam it in his chat for a free permaban
>>
>>127960778
Why do you keep posting these boring silver tier webms, as if you're good or something?
>>
>>127960856
>how to be vac banned and suck at aiming
shake my head
>>
>>127960779
Looks like a fatass bearded Dwayne Johnson
>>
>>127960932
Are you implying I'm not?
>>
>>127960371
They should add that feature, though.
>$500 for an extra bomb
>each player can buy a bomb
>you have to plant every bomb bought
>>
>>127961123
you're pretty shit, senpai.
>>
>lose all day today
FUCK PEOPLE ARE SO GOD DAMN STUPID
>>
>>127961123
You're terrible.
>>
>>127961123
based
>>
>>127956621
>using wall hack
>spray through doors and get two headshots
>no one cares
>>
>>127961186
Good thing CS:GO is the only competitive multiplayer game where individual skill matters and you're able to carry games if you're good.
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>>127961180
>>127961202
lmao stay salty I got my hater blockers on
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>>127961320
also, starcraft 2.
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>>127961138
>jackass buys bomb
>hides in t-spawn
>jackass buys bomb
>team kills someone else who bought a bomb
But I was thinking about, if you could buy an extra C4 for something like $10,000 and you only need to plant one of them for the round win. Maybe let you keep it if you're carrying it and survive.
>>
>>127961320
I realize, but when everyone is generally even skilled, having one idiot who can't even get 10 kills over the course of a game makes it difficult , especially on CT
>>
>>127961381
1v1 games don't count.

>>127961478
It's supposed to be difficult.
>>
>>127961448
>buys bomb
>>
Things that piss you off
>On T side and terrorists just sit around not actually participating waiting for someone else to do shit
Nothing drives me more crazy
>>
>>127961663
In a stupid what-if scenario.

>>127961727
So call a fucking strat. "alt mid to a, i'll watch flank" "rush cat, fuck it" "play for picks" "i'll fake b, you guys can go fuck yourselves". Anything.
>>
should i join imcute?
>>
>>127961727
ye shit is infuriatiing, i dont even mind running in first, but half the time theyre not even following while i scream GOGOGOOGOG CYKA
also
>get 2 kills on a site in peeking battles
>entire fucking team just keeps waiting and waiting and waiting
god damn you A site mirage
>>
>>127961909
>Have a strat
>Kids still fucking do it
>>
>>127961727
they're just playing for picks :^)
>>
>>127961727
>People who complain about me baiting them
Like cmon a fisherman's only as good as his bait so like you should be thanking me for making you look good.
>>
>be bad
>DM daily
>stay bad
>>
>>127962006
>Get the two kills and push in A
>Get killed from connector or some shit
>Spectate shows your teammates all huddled on tetris and one in sandwich
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>>127962132
nice meme
>>
>>127962115
I don't give a fuck about that, there is a difference between baiting for kills and being passive not even thinking about getting trade kills
>>
whats the point of having so many guns if you only need to learn 4 rifles, 6 pistols and 1 smg
>>
>>127961727

>run in first
>hit a CT for 70-80 but get killed
>teammate sits back and doesn't put forth any effort to trade
>>
valve actually fixed the AK sound
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>>127962551
>6 pistols
>6

Woah.
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>>127962337
I'd like to market chips like that one day but make it smegma flavored but label it as something else
>>
>>127962630
glock
p2000
tec9
5-7
deagle
p250
>>
>>127962624
What was wrong with it before?
>>
>>127960779
just bulking mane
>>
>>127962725
You forgot the R8 and CZ
>>
>>127962817
>cz
>r8
lmfao
>>
odds play cs
evens finish last season's anime
0 hack on alts
>>
>>127962758
it was ringing when you sprayed and sounded like shit as well
from yesterday's sound update
>>
>>127962879
57 is trash
>>
>>127962897
0 is always kiss boys you fucking reddit piece of shit.
>>
>>127962970
I do that anyway you fucking reddit piece of shit
>>
>>127962593
>hit enemy for something bullshit like 97 or 98
>tell teammates that guy was hit for 98
>they all crouch walk in and die
>>
what's faceit pro league?
>>
>>127962953
*Tec-9

sorry typo
>>
>>127963270
virus
>>
>>127961138
I always wanted an extra bomb that would cost something like 20k between every player on the team.
>>
>>127963270
league for pros that faceit runs
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>>127962705
would you buy one of these?
>>
>>127961376
>>127961123
this is what happens when cod kiddies come to csgo
>>
>>127963540
lol u mad bro?

chill the hell out
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>>127963526
Only if it's called a memeball and memeball is clearly written on it
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>>127963540
Well someone has to put you cs "pros" in their place. Maybe you could learn a thing or two kiddo.
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>>127949210
ayy nigga wats da beat
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>>127962817
as a cz player, there is no skill involved at using the cz. the fiveseven is dogshit tho
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>>127949210
>lefties
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>>127963838
nvm i actually went on the yt page and found it
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>>127963540
yeah the cs community is mature and euphoric

*tips anime mousepad*
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>>127963540
cod before mw3 isn't that bad, the community is dogshit though
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>>127963963
The cs community wasn't like that until cod kiddies showed up
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steam://joinlobby/730/109775242659263183/76561198254722511
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>>127964363
birus do not click
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>>127964363
will this hurt my macbook?
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>>127964197
>mfw cod skins are actually more customizable and not jewish like csgo skins
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>>127964197
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>tfw 3 guys on my team are playing on laptops and using their fucking trackpad instead of an actual fucking mouse
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>tfw you will never be able to customize your skines in-game
>people will never see your rifle and say "hey that's fucking cool dude"
fuck valve desu
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>>127964958
how does COD actually make something good
valve are so jewish, the paint job is amazing
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>>127965072
i just want black ops 1 back desu, that game was fun as hell
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Dang that was a nice knife
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>>127965271
yeah bro fucking ghost niggers infesting every game

4 was the peak
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>>127965750
https://i.gyazo.com/c9c209e9421e2e80de4e2adda2a6aaa9.png
mfw
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>playing demo
>teammate that has the bomb refuses to move up
>yet I'm the one that gets fucking kicked
This shit is worse than fucking CoD
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>>127966246
wtf is this link

birus?
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This is going to sound odd did they buff the shotguns and nerf the five seven some. Because I can't hit shit with the five seven anymore, and people are shitting on each other with the shotguns now
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>>127966336
birus don't glick
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>>127965271
its going to be backwards compatible on xbone soon
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>>127966286
>playing meme gamemodes
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>>127967238
>xbone
senpai it is so fucking jarring going from kbm to controller
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>>127967350
>playing a console game on PC
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>>127968093
i haven't bought anything after bo1 desu senpai, and that's when they stopped having a server browser
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This mongolian vs chinese game is hilarious. 3 people just died in the same round with their knife out.
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>>127960552
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>when it takes you literally 13 losses in a row to derank
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>chinese cs
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>>127969642
Still better than NA CS.
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>>127961727
>trying to make super amazing plays
>that one retard that sticks around you, stomping his feet and throwing terrible nades

I want to kill that kid.
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>NA pro
>LE

LOL
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>>127970050
Yeah I said that yesterday. They kept stacking 2-3 pros at LE versus literal random NA kids and kept going even/barely winning.
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>>127970050
shroud has always been bad desu. he has good aim but is a literal retard in every other respect
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My god, the awp is amazing, i had never thought a gun could be this fun.

Whats the best aug skin and the best T aug skin?
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>get into a comp match
>team consists of a girl, one really creepy fedora beta hitting on her, and a nigger
>decide taking the cooldown for abandoning is better than dealing with these retards
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>>127970405
>not going out with a bang and griefing as many rounds as you can before they kick you
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>>127970337
He has acceptable aim.
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>>127970517
They weren't even worth griefing
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>>127970050
>mfw after the rank shift i might have a chance to play with the pros
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>>127970661
>Implying niggers aren't god tier bros
Could have teamed up on the beta and the bitch at least man.
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im warowl ama
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>>127970570
in the tier 1 pro scene, his aim is decent. he's a fucking pugstar and cloud9 are literally a boy band. They needed to not have dropped hiko, that was literally the dumbest shit ever
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>>127970975
It's a requirement to have good aim to be pro. His is just acceptable.
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>>127970570
shut da fuq up shroud is na last hope
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>>127971134
Fucking lmao.
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>>127970975
>They needed to not have dropped hiko
they didn't drop him. he left. huge difference
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>>127970967
kys
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>>127970975
hiko left because he thought the team was fundamentally flawed and would never be able to win, they didnt practice enough and focused on streaming, and nothing smoked his weed
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>mfw wired mouse

literally feels like i got superpowers or some shit famalam
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>>127971237
they should have begged him to stay desu
he was literally the best player in north america
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>>127971552
When will this delusion stop?
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>>127971584
never, the hiko homos are there to keep the illusion of the fat man and to suck him off at the vip room of lans
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>all the reddit autists buying up mehndis
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>>127971584
being the best player in NA doesn't mean that he's a good player
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>nobody to snuggle
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>>127971530
What the fuck were you using before?
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>>127972152
Yes, but he's not the best.
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>>127972193
This. Everybody knows m0E is the best player NA.
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>>127972465
hello reddit
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>>127972185
a wireless logitech mx
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>>127972193
who was the best player in NA in winter 2014/15
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>>127972551
>redditor trying to fit in
hello reddit
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>>127972687
I don't follow irrelevant scenes, but it sure wasn't hiko the hippo.
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i have 30€, what skine do i buy
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>>127973238
csgostash
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>>127973278
thats a website
what skine do i buy
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>>127973323
dunk yourself
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>>127972687
swag
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>glove skins when?
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>>127973784
they should let us choose our glove style and also let us hold hands with the other boys on our team.
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lmao these chinese profiles
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>>127973784
>>127973983
we should also be able to buy scarves.
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>>127973784
that's probably gonna happen at some point
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>>127914914
>don't want to play ranked because I feel like i'm letting people down being unable to 360 no scope collateral people at the drop of a hat
>don't want to play casual because there is no tactics and it boils down to who has the most AWPs
>deathmatch is good to learn how to shoot in but nothing more.
>tfw
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>>127974754
mm is such a shitshow you shouldnt worry about letting people down
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>>127974754
nobody expects you to 360 no scope kids
people only expect callouts and not playing retarded, if your aim is shit what can you do
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>>127974754
Play 1v1 servers until you can 1-tap asses like you're m0E in da club
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>>127974754
Fuck off then retard.
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>have grenades all bound to separate keys
>still fumble arounjdn trying to pull out the bomb and shit quickly
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>>127974754
play exclusively surf and bhop maps.
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>>127974925
>bhop after 1.6

kys
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>>127974919
its ok anon I believe in you! want to kiss?
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>>127963812
yay, that actually wasn't painful to watch ^^
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>>127975145
don't worry it was just a fluke
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>that feeling when running into a heavily smoked up site furiously trying to clear shit as T
worry.jpg
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this game needs random crits
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