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the Handy Handjobs edition

>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike

>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org

>Wiki
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page

>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net

>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://i-am-fat.org/csgo-skins/
http://goaggro.com
http://csgolounge.com
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.

>Game Mechanic Info
Money System: http://i.imgur.com/dp4ZIQ0.jpg
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics

>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://i.imgur.com/gctfTNd.png
https://i.imgur.com/rriiaoz.jpg
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team

>Game Enhancements
Config Tool: http://csgohelp.com/autoexec
Crosshair: http://csgohelp.com/crosshair
HUD: http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
mongol edition

>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://livestreamer.readthedocs.org/en/latest
Livestreamer Guide: https://i.imgur.com/7u6wAGm.jpg
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty

>How to git gud
Do this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs [Embed]
Watch this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUgKRtAJqwU [Embed]

>Useful websites and maps/How to practice
Read and watch everything here:http://pastebin.com/zTwcpC1q
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reminder to vote in csgogs knife skine poll

http://strawpoll.me/6479845
>http://strawpoll.me/6479845
http://strawpoll.me/6479845
>http://strawpoll.me/6479845

reminder to vote in csgogs knife skine poll
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I recently started playing Csgo because I love watching Competetive Games (leagueoflegends 24/7 <3). Csgo is also, such an awesome Game and I really enjoy playing it, especially Matchmaking with my Friends. Im not that good yet, because its my first time playing a Shooter/FPS Game. I got ranked into Silver 4. Beside the fact that I dont understand the Elo ranking system (I win three/four MM in a row have a positive Kda ,but never get higher - I loose one -> instantly get demoted, but maybe im just not good enough, so its ok) I think the biggest problem in my opinion is the Attitude in the lower Elo. In 90% of my games is someone Afk, someone starts flaming, people troll or everyone sounds like a 10 year kid with an Aids Mic. Dont get me wrong, ofc they can't be Pros with Super Headsets,sick Internet connections and sick Mechanics,but I dont understand why there is always a hard lagging/perma dc'ing Teammate, or somebody that wants to get kicked and trolls. And it seems like those People dont really care about beeing banned when they play with knowing they can Dc. Also, I dont really know what Valve can do with that. Maybe I just had a unlucky streak and I dont have as much Afk's as I do now when I play more (16 MM wins atm). Would be nice if you tell me a little more about your experiences and what rank you are :). Im looking at LolReddit like 100 times a day and im New to this Reddit and dont know a sh*t . Sorry for my bad English btw, not a native Speaker.
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first for boypussy
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Lads when should I use these scenario/objective-specific guns?:
>pp-bizon
>cz75
>sawed-off and nova
inb4 never
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animemes
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>>128001243
>bizon
light buy after pistol round
>cz
eco; try to catch someone off guard
>sawed off
never
>nova
light buy after pistol round
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>>128001517
>light buy after pistol round
as who? pistol round winning or losing team?
winning might go pistol and smg, losing might pistol rush before i can spray the bizon enough or get the nova to cooperate
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Greetings
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we in here
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What's the deal with M4A4 skins? The FN look the exact same as MW, i.e. scratched to shit.
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>>128001649
>winning might go pistol and smg
meant *kevlar and smg
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>>128001243
>bizon

might as well use a glock
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>>128001649
pistol round after winning team ofc since they're they ones who can afford it
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>>128001734
just how the skine is. same as the famas

everybody looks at my a4 skines and ask if its ft when its fn though gets on my nerves
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>>128001879
but it's 1400 bucks from losing?
if you got kills or didn't buy much pistol then you could even get kevlar + bizon/nova?
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>>128002123
It's horseshit tho senpai. Why shell out for an M4A4 skin if the shitty ones, like Daimyo, aren't scratched and the "nice" ones look BS.
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>>128002585
luckily, the best a4 skin looks great fn.
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>ask for drop
>get 5 7/tec9 instead of CZ
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basilisk a4 when
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>>128002778
>asking for a meme gun
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>>128002932
t. shitter
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>>128002778
But 5-7 is the best pistol in the game
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>>128002980
t. bigger shitter
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>go to /g/
>they're still shilling their intellimeme
why is that board so shit?
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>>128003068
t. shitter who needs to runngun and spam

put your head in a noose and jump off a table
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>tfw didnt reach global before welfare ranks ended
>tfw will soon lose my smfc
>tfw wont ever be global

KILL

ME
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>>128003138
I see no problem in shilling for the best mouse in the world desu.
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>>128003202
t. shitter who will never break DMG while I sit comfortably at GE and in the Masters league
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>>128003352
t. shitter who is both unfunny and unskilled
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How does it feel looking at the winner of the next major?
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>>128003489
based golden god
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>>128003489
t. shitter who might as well give up on life at this point
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>>128003496
feels good
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>>128001243
>bizon
never, the only smg you should ever buy is the ump

>cz75
never, alternatives are way better

>sawed-off
never

>nova
holding b dust 2
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>>128003496
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>>128003897
>gnm giving hints
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more like CLOWNTER STRIKE am i right fellers
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>>128003897
hello reddit nova pro
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name it /csgog/
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>>128004202
xD
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>>128001243
bizon never

cz is a team weapon, if you have a team its god tier for certain strats, but in random pugs and mm its too weak because you rarely get more than a single kill

sawed off is hostie maps only

nova is a good anti eco weapon on certain maps because of the economy boost

occasionally it has play in the most desperate of force buys
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>>128004228
nigger juicer
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>>128004228
cum in my boipussy
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more like cs 1.6/10

amiright?
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>>128003496
>tfw cuckraisers wont even qualify for the qualifier
Cuckher btfo
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>>128004228
AWP | Dragonlore
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>>128004135
Pros of UMP:

Cheapest smg on CT side and second cheapest on T side (1200$)
600$ per kill
more accurate while jumping and on ladders compared to the P90
way easier recoil (just pull down like with the m4a1-s and no NOT try to compensate for the horizontal left right movement at the end of the spray, the weapon will do that itself.
almost similar time to kill compared to the p90
greater effective range against armor (400u) compared to the p90 (250u) - 60% more. Greatest effective range against armor among the smgs.

Cons of the ump:

Smallest magazine (25 bullets) among the smgs

Pros of the P90:

Bigger magazine (50 bullets)
Fastest time to kill at point-blank range by a very small margin

Cons of the P90:

No addition kill reward (300$)
relativley hard and random recoil
way too expensive (2350$)

enemies have armor:

bizon is utter shit

ump is as good as a famas until 400u

0u-249u: P90 kills 10ms faster than the ump

250u-399u: Ump kills 60ms faster than the p90

400u-..._ P90 kills 30ms faster but engaging with an SMG at such distance is retarded


enemies have no armor:

ump is always better than the P90
MP7 is slightly better than the ump from 150u to 460u

>>128004214
i dont even use the nova tbqh the automatic is way better
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ayo f
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>>128004228
i'm a girl. pls notice.
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>>128004617
>not even a mention of mp9/mac10

kek
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>>128004617
kill yourself
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>>128004705
sure just subscribe and enter !raffle to participate in the giveaway
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what if i say i'm not like the others?
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>>128004831
already did u didn't message me back s
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>>128004807
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should it exist?
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>>128004832
what if I say I'm not just another one of your plays?
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>>128005395
ye
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Why do so many pros change their settings constantly? s1mple for example, if you are already super good then why do you feel the need to change your crosshair all the time?
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>>128005482
because it doesnt make that big of a difference and its fun to mess around
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>>128005452
it shouldn't

anime was a mistake
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Any of you play in SEA? I live in Indonesia and usually connects to Singapore, but now Volvo added servers in other part Asia and it fucked me ad my ping, got queued with Russians severeal times
Setting maximum ping for MM doesn't help somtimes, what do?
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>>128006038
flush yourself
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>>128006142
dunk yourself
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>>128006163
dumpster yourself
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>9-2-2 at MGE
>still going against 4-stacks of MG2 players

gotards??
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>>128006142
Pls help, I usually get 50 now it's 80 at best
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>>128006492
have you tried the server picker

http://csgo.gamebanana.com/tools/5684
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>>128006563
Wew thanks lad, now I'm gonna trying to crawl back to MGE
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>>128007273
flush yourself
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>>128006441
stop getting carried maybe
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>>128007350
dunk yourself
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>>128007537

>top fragging every game

???????
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>>128007678
Yeah sure
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why tf does shroud play with just nine n?
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>>128007659
>>128007350
>>128006142
>>128006163
>>128006249

bys
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>>128005668
>>128005452
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7uUzeUiQ_8
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>>128008212
kill yourself human garbage
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fucking derankers man fucking kill yourself fuck off FUCK OFF DO IT AS FIVE DONT WASTE MY FUCKING TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING RUSSIANS MAN WHY WHY WHY CANT THEY HAVE THEIR OWN FUCKING SERVER THEYRENOT HUMAN THEYRE NOT ON EVEN GROUNDS WITH REAL EUROPEANS THEY CANT BE ALLOWED TO BREATH THE SAME AIR OR PLAY ON THE SAME SERVER
7 out of 10 7 out of 10 fucking losses derank duos DUOS THEYRE WASTING THE TIME OF THREE ABSOLUTELY SUPERIOR BEINGS THREE ACTUAL HUMAN BEINGS
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>>128008213
>there are people who watch this
>who look forward to a new episode of this

holy fuck we should start building concentration camps again for these degenerates
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>>128008006
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7x3PFvuxOBQ&t=1m22s
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>>128008608
dont build anything for them just hurl them directly in a landfill
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>>128008758
isnt that how australia started?
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>join mm
>after 2 rounds one guy just starts ghosting
>kick him
>3 rounds later, other guy buys shotgun, shoots me in the face with it in spawn and gets a 30 min cooldown

fucking why
why can this be done with no punishment whatsoever
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>shroud getting shat on by eagles in MM
gotards?
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>>128008725
?????
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>>128009106
he does it again he gets 2 hours, then a day, then 7 days.
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>>128001065
is csgoskin.net legit? I wanna spin for free skins.
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Hey plebs :^)
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>warmup ends
>1 guy doesnt connect
>match begins like nothing happened
gotards??????????
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>>128010203
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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>>128010104
yeah. it's pretty good
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me irl
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Is Dazed streaming today anyone got any inside info?
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im thorin ama
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im moe ama
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>>128011203
give 9 analogies for csgog lyf
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>nu hellraisers getting fucken destroyed
thats what happens when no dosia
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>>128011203
why do you justify being an asshole as just "banter"

At some point it stops being banter and becomes who you are
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>>128012029
polack spotted
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>>128012029
can't take the heat stay out of the kitchen
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who
>>>/lgbt/5519933
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why are 30k people watching this MOOP?
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why does shroud get 27k viewers

i can watch his stream for like maybe 10 minutes tops b4 i get bored
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>>128013105
friendship simulation, same as pewdiepie
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>shroud giggling
>"I dont think I've ever laughed so hard!"
He must have a rough life
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>>128013346
not everyone laughs like a fucking hyena when they find something funny

i can find something funny as fuck but outwardly i'm just smiling

the amount of times i've laughed in my life in that loud "HAHAHAHAHAH" fashion can be counted with the fingers of one hand
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>>128013346
why don't you mind your own business you scrotum
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this is officially shroud general

please fuck off if you're not talking about shroud or shroud associated topics
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tfw youre so oldfag that you remember MEclipse
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SHroud is so fucking boring
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why do people watch shroud??????
literally reddit the streamer
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>>128013951
post the pic of the tranny he fucked
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>>128013872
I'm sorry to hear that, anon. I hope life gets better for you.
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>>128014106
fucking a guy is gay
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https://youtu.be/LdjOGFEJNFY?t=147\
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>Olof streaming
THANK CHRIST

Why do people not want to watch the best in the world
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>>128014634
true

but there's nothing wrong with being gay
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>>128014870
olof ain't #1 anymore senpai
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>>128014920

there's nothing wrong with being gay, but there's something wrong about gays
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>>128014870
thanks for telling me fammie
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>>128014850
Why didn't CLG bring out one of their real pros like tarik
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>>128014920
human garbage kill yourself you need to burn alive
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>>128015271
Why are you so mad? What's wrong with being gay?
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gotards?
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>>128015924
flush yourself
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how do I rank up again after this huge derank? I went from GN2 to Silver 2...
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>>128015971
ourest of our guys
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>>128015971
UUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMM??????????????
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>>128015971
now thats what I call a real man
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Have Faceit/ESL/CEVO etc said anything about the permabanned guys? As in, will they be able to play, just not in majors?
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>>128016501
their stance is banned from major tournaments no longer banned from pugs
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>>128015971
EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?
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>>128016501
ESL is with ESEA and they've said they will be unbanned from pugs and scrims but not from league play. Faceit and CEVO haven't said anything, so I'm guessing when the ban is up there, they can play league? They do seem the more lenient on them since they can already play pugs and FPL while banned.
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>>128016501
I think only ESEA said something about is so far. https://play.esea.net/index.php?s=forums&d=topic&id=725812
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>>128001065
>unnatural high-contrast finger wrinkles
>hideous af uncut nails
>gamer-tier pale skin
legit why did they have to fuck up the hands
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reminder that traps are not gay
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>>128017574
You'll get used to it, just like with the new animations and sounds
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>>128004617
>ump is only good smg
>better compared to p90
>compared to p90
>compared to p90
>...however shit compared to mp7 etc
soo... it's literally only better than the p90, which is specialized gun that you can't really compare with others (such as the bizon itself)?
wow.
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>>128017636
reminder to kill yourself
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>>128017636
they're gay and disgusting

be normal and go after cute boys instead you fucking tranny loving freak
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>>128017574
>why don't terrorist have nice nails
wew lad
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>>128017792
kill yourself honestly ==b
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>>128017976
bys
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>>128017753
i get volvo is trying to make their shitty game look modern and compete with annual latest-gen releases like cod, to try to still appeal to kiddies who don't want to play a game because "muh grafix"
but they really fucked up this time and made the hands look worse. gloves better, but arms are shit. gj volvo
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>>128018030
dunk yourself
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what's wrong with being gay?

what's wrong with loving man meat?

tell me, magog
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FUCK MY LIFE
RIP SKINS
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>>128018426
human garbage I will fucking push your face into the dirt and spit in your mouth kill yourself
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>>128012723
Truly mentally ill
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>>128018495
>losing 7:8 on CT train, your map pick
also why would you bet on 96% odds
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>>128018926
had too many skines in inventory i didn't want to bet
went for ez win to move it over to returns
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>hitting crouch before you jump makes you jump higher
why the FUCK didn't you fuckboys tell me this I'll suck a dick I'm so fucking angry
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>>128018924
Why do you say that anon?
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>Nebula Crusader

Why is this skin so good?
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>>128019114
suck mine~
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>>128019114
>>128019330
human garbage apply for chemical castration
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what shall i call my hack account lads?
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>>128019114
>I've known this since the year 2000 playing half life one.
How is it even possible not to know this?
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roast me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GU1pKSpLZl4
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post some god damn bangers friends

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6c9ZlkEzc6M
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>>128019708
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZQbkHqnmz0
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https://imgur.com/a/hlOyr
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>>128019114
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hb8v2HvdMC0
this is you
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another game with derank duo, that makes 3 in a row and 9 out of 12 losses on them.
system is certainly working as intended
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>>128020618

33 seconds in and i have already got aids
this will be the worst 9.3 minutes of my life
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am i less likely to get paired with duo queuers when i duo queue myself? Aside from there being one less random.
i just dont know what to do anymore against these derankers
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>>128020578
nsy
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>tfw dropping a 42 bomb and losing due to derankers

im gonna stay a smurf forever why did i have to stop playing for 2 months reeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>128019114

>mfw I didn't know this until a couple of years ago but have always intuitively done it thanks to hours and hours spent autistically kzing
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>>128021825
this happened to me, I started off smurfing at mg1 and now I decided to rank my smurf up to le or so I actually cant rank it up

meanwhile my main is stable ge
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebhuj_6gSB8
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>>128021825
I think valve fucked up with the elo decay. If you've been inactive for like ~2 months you'll drop around 6 ranks when you get a rank back and it's too much
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>>128022124
dunk yourself my man
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>>128021825
>trying with derankers on the team
you cant win a 3v5, its not even a 3v5 since they will start teamkilling as soon as you get close
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>>128015971
>>128016069
Dazed has always been our guy
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>>128022460
I think valve fucked up the ranks more than just decay actually, it looks like the entire distribution is fucked and is going too low

gonna be like a month before it settles probably
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>>128022581
>reddit tab

just like you and me bruddah
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FRONT YARD
BROAD DAY
WITH THE SK
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>>128022581
god I want trump to get elected so bad it would be so fucken entertaining
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>>128001065
can someone give me a falchion key?
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>>128022846
sent ;)
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>>128022984
my name is "MLGKUSHxxxOvErLoRd420xx"

please send.


https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=106518549&token=InrMuYlB
>>
valve should just admit that some people are simply worth more than others.
in votes to kick and surrender first worlders should get 2 votes, or 2nd world tier trash half a vote. It just cant be that a random russian child has the same say as a swede. 2 russian kiddies can stop 3 gods from deciding whatever they want.
This just cant be allowed to continue.
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>>128023176
dunk yourself
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>>128022616

>was gn4
>just below average
>now gn1
>just below average
i see no issue here
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>>128023185

swedish votes should be worthless desu

can't trust a modern day swede, they might be a poc
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>>128023313
spotted the russian beet farming faggot
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>>128023305
their stated goal was to make rank distrituon symmetric around gn4, right now its actually well below that
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>>128023185
sweden will be 3rd world in a few years so agree
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sorry senpai but you likely aren't even white
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>Come back after long break
>Be absolute shit
>Practice hard
>Get gud
>Get bored
>Stop playing
>Repeat
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>>128018912
hot
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>queue with three other anime avatars
>the random we get talks shit about anime in the warmup
>mfw we're deranking and by round 5 he's begging us to kick him
>tell him we'll kick him if he says sorry
>make him apologise to each one of our waifus one by one
>go afk in spawn without kicking him
>16-0 loss
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>>128024543
please PLEASE kill yourself
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>>128023741
leap into a meat grinder
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>>128024543
dunk yourself
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>>128024543
its true what they say about animes being bullied irl and using anime as an escape, its also true that animes have shitty personalities and online act like this when they can hide from their physical and social reality
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>>128024543
how many times a day do you get beat up senpai
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>>128024619
>>128024762
>>128024886
>>128025343
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>>128025343
most of the animes on csgog have moved past the youth anime + getting bullied phase and have moved on to a more reclusive neet/failure phase
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>>128024543
based anime bro
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>>128025394
fys
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https://twitter.com/coL_SEMPHIS/status/666547002768007168
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>>128024543
This makes me want to pound your boipussy so badly
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>>128025394
dunk yourself
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LUDY1Bn5rQ

7m in this video
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>>128026032
me irl
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Is there any way to download a GOTV replay of a game you're currently spectating from the Watch tab?

I ask mostly because Olofmeister is playing a game now where he got a webm-worthy knife kill.
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>>128027319
yes but its complicated and involves all kinds of console commands
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>>128027319
some guy on reddit will prob post it before you even try to figure it out
>>
>use to play CS all the time

>quit for months

>Play with friend and quit at half time because Im bored of playing the same map

>is this what growing up feels like?
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>>128027382
humor me

>>128027454
probably, but it's probably a good idea to learn it anyway for next time
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>>128027675
no I just know its possible and involves like 6 commands, I dont actually know how to do it
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>>128026932
the hair looks a hell of a lot better desu
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>>128027562
nope thats just depression
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>>128024543
>>128025394
Had it coming, redditor faggots deserve what you did.
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>>128028392
flush yourself
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teamgamerfood cheat is a lot better now
>>
>>128028429
t. anti-anime redditor
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>>128028796
neck yourself
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>>128028796
dumpster yourself
>>
bored
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>>128028782
dunk yourself
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>128028838
>128028869
Thanks for the (You)s reddit
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@128029003
no prob fám
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>>128026932
m-maybe we should stop calling him pige
>>
I just got an overwatch ban from casual what the fuck is this
>>
>>128029140
incredibly low quality bait.
take this (You)
>>
So C9 has already been practicing with their new 5th and yet I haven't heard anyone leak yet who it is

How is this possible
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>>128026932
;-;
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>>128029392
>get a burner account
>dont tell people who you are
not hard
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>>128029736
hmm i guess that's possible but i'd assume whoever this 5th is he has been playing scrims with c9 just on his main acc and the teams they have scrimmed against simply haven't leaked it due to integrity or some shit
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>>128029208
csgog was one of the few places sticking up for fnatic not only during the handshake incident (which was perfectly reasonable for fnatic) and also during the boost

the boost drama was just our guys spam in the general

reddit were the bullies as they always have been
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>>128029990
there were quite a few salty frogs here when the boost happened
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>>128030114
thats only because reddit raids our general during tournaments
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Why does every pro that lifts a lot seem so dumb? pasza, freakazoid, that ryx guy are like all aim, no brain.
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>>128030316
have you ever been to a gym? the meathead stereotype is there for a reason. intelligent lifters are the exception
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>>128030316
stereotypes always have grain of truth to them, they wouldn't otherwise become prevalent

and everyone knows the "dumb meathead" stereotype
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>>128029392
It's Tarik isn't it? Steel and shahzam both said it, then there's that Skype chat he showed on stream.
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>>128030483
no tarik has vehemently denied it
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are gamesacademy our guys?
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>>128030316
i honestly think freakazoid is borderline retarded
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>>128030114
>there were quite a few salty frogs here when the boost happened
in the thread during the game people were just spamming MEME BOOST all the time
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>>128030845
he looks high 24/7 if you watch his stream, there's something about him
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>>128030845
he's definitely like a 90 iq guy
>>
>can't cancel refunds
what the fuck valve
>>
>>128030845
>>128031306
>>128031408
I'd let him plow me
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>>128032053
human garbage
>>
rip gaydian
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>>128032053
Then you have bad standards and you're probably ugly
>>
>>128032197
>implying 98% of men/women attracted to men wouldn't let him do them
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>>128032484
he looks like my psychopath cousin so I wouldnt
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>>128032536
tell us more about your psycho cousin
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>>128032484
I wouldn't. He's a sandnigger.
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>>128032745
hello /pol/
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>>128032901
>you're /pol/ because you don't find non-whites attractive

hellooooooooooooo reddit
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>>128033274
Just know that you're future wife would probably (and probably has) banged him
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>>128032696
I've posted about him before. hes really fucked up and a legit psychopath.

raised almost entirely by a single mother, his dad is a stock trader/economist at a university who was never around

his mom was probably a opiate addict or whatever morphine is

he killed animals for fun when we were little

he has like 5-10 girlfriends and he cheats on them and verbally abuses them, tells them theyre ugly etc

hes socially manipulative as fuck, he got people to all piss in our other cousins mouth and force him to swallow it while he was passed out at a party at his house

hes dropped out of school several times, hes like 27 and in school again for some trading bullshit at a community college

his mom died from mysterious causes, probably the opiate addiction related

he took all his inheritance and lived on a luxury apartment in an expensive city trying to gamble the money on the stock market

went broke, now he leeches off our grandmother

she took out a loan on the house our grandfather (dead) had paid back to support him and his sister who is at an expensive overseas degree for like 5 years now

he has parties at her house and does cocaine etc, he will literally fuck girls in front of our grandmother and she goes to the neighbors house to sleep sometimes

my extended family are trying to figure out how to handle him because hes bleeding her dry

hes so fucking scary, the scariest part is how he gets people to like him even though hes downright evil
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>>128033682
>wife

I'm not a fucking faggot you cuck
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>fnatic guys bullying pyth

why couldn't pronax have joined instead
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>>128033717
wtf lol
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>>128034415
seems like they are getting rekt by his team tho
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>>128034518
yeah I mean hes a fucked up dude man

and he looks exactly like freakazoid, its all I can think about when I see freak

hes a bit smaller but he plays and teaches tennis at country clubs so hes fit

when we were little I remember him playing a "game" where he and his friends would get a kid from his school/neighborhood and make him stand against a wall while they threw rocks at them

they played that "game" with one of the gifted students in his class and gave him a serious life changing concussion and he never faced any consequences from it, it was just one of the things where everybody knew who did it except the people who could and should have prosecuted

the guy with the concussion was never the same, he went from a a+ student who skipped grades to failing out of school
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source is better than gold source is every way
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>>128035034
Hi leddit.
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umm gotards????????????
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M4A1-S Hyperbeast or Dark Water ST???
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>>128035728
is that james
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>>128035773
hyper
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>>128035792
ye in 2003, black DDK to be precise
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>>128035792
uhhhhh
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>>128035773
guardian, nitro, basilisk are all great

of those 2 I'd say dark water easy
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>>128035964
looks like a special ed class
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>>128035773

neither

get blood tiger or basilisk
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>>128035964
>>128035728
>>128036040
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>>128036183
would befriend
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>>128036183
>those JUST eyes
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Is using the trade up contract even worth it?
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>>128036879
manlets will never learn
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>>128037090
if it was people would buy and trade for skines and trade up until it wasnt worth it

its a gamble at best, and at worst pure value annihilation
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>>128037461
So I shouldn't bother trading up these blues that I have
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>>128037574
Are you a gambling man?
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>>128037574
if you include a blue from a rare collection like the cobble you have a chance of getting a drop from that collection
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>>128037574
you probably weren't going to sell them anyways, just trade the shitty skins up to something worth $2 to bet with or whatever
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source >>>> goldsource
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Thorin @Thooorin 3m3 minutes ago
It's sad to think that olofm, the best player of 2015, might have retired at the end of 2014 due to abuse from the community.


what happened to tecmeister in 2014?
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>>128037763
I find that gambling is fun occasionally when you're not blowing hundreds on bets so I guess
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>>128038774
the meme boost
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>>128038774
fucked ur mom lol
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>mfw i used to listen to bones few years ago
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>>128039289
he wanted to retire because of that?
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>mfw i have woken up every day for the past 20 years

life is like a box of choccos
better to have thrown it away when you had the chance
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>>128039539
you have no idea how much reddit berated them for months
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>there's a Darude music kit in CS:GO
>doesn't include Sandstorm
If you're gonna fucking let us use a meme artist's music at least include the memeyest of his music
>>
everything in 1.6 is shit compared to source/csgo
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>>128039590
give me your skins
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>>128040578
uhhhhhhhhhhh gobabbies?
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>>128040578
Not only is source the worst cs. It's also the worst economy-based competitive shooter ever.
>>
>getting ready to throw a frag grenade in comp
>there's always that one teammate that runs in front of you as you throw it and causes it to bounce back towards you
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>>128040578
>source
no
>csgo
no
for different reasons, but still. not that 1.6 was even good
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>>128039898
valve fucks up even the most simple things
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If I posted my "gamble your shit away trying to win skines" website referrals here, would you guys help me?
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69 names my sg
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me in the
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>>128042249
diamond dogs shirt
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>>128042228
SG 553 | Nigger Juicer
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>>128042249
old meme coming through
this meme was before you youngins time
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>>128042249
she is a flight attendant

csgog found her really fast
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>>128042228
nigger juicer
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>>128042249
pic is me.
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>>128042409
thats me in the markeloaf
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>>128042728
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>>128042249
those are all me
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>>128042843
damn thats a classic meme right there...
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>>128043070
another classic

>tfw reformatted computer like 1 and a half years ago and so lost a lot of pictures
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>>128042228
add me for gay erp
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>>128043358
holy shit my oc

thank u anone
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>>128043432
no problem my friend
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>/csgog/ will never be fun ever again
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>>128044083
Literal /b/ tier posts
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>>128044083
im in this screen ama
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>>128044083
>>128044316
xD
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>>128044290
rather have that than literally the same posts about anime over and over again with ten minutes between them
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how do you pronounce csgog
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>>128044489
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>>128044648
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jaoSAzqsIy
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>>128044489
one of the posts are mine

the nostalgia
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>>128026932
I wish Fnatic did quit. Fucking cheater team.
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>>128044754
>some people here literally don't remember when JW was our literal guy
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>>128044489
first post is mine
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>>128044648
ebola
>>
someone post the "day csgog came on missharvey" pic
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>>128044850
>A team at the highest level of CS that's been to 100's of LAN's and played on every anticheat client known, with people literally sitting behind them watching there screen, and watching what keys they press on there keyboard, are cheating.
Ok man, whatever you say.
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>>128044869
>people saving my oc
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>>128044648
cis gahg
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>>128044896
>can't find that picture of /csgog/ having a lot of posts about ebola
can anyone post that please?
i believe the first post was something like "everyone in this thread has ebola now"
and then someone responded to it saying "aaaaaaaaaaah fuck this fucking blows man"
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>>128044648
six god
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>>128045109
>>
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>>128045109
>that feel when no one ever posts your oc
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>>128045391
NOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>128045235
yo i got a fat ass
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>>128045391
She played with him.
But she will never. EVER. acknowledge that you even exist. ^_^
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>>128045481
hey
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>>128045468
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>>128045580
thanks friend
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>we will never go back to mid 2014 csgog
just fucking end it all lads
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>>128045468
one anon posts my oc sometimes
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>>128045816
i remember that picture inspired me to make this a long time ago
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>>128046153
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>>128044083
tfw somebody saved my oc
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>>128046257
>>
>>128045391
getting sick of intel's shit t b h
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNAHYfQ-Ojw
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>>128046257
man i love these
could have sworn i had a picture of this saved with cadian saying "you feel it" and the other dude saying that he feels it
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how retarded am I being by considering buying go for the marketplace? I'm sitting here watching the steam market place and seeing a whole bunch of shitty things flying off the figurative shelves and can't help but wonder if I could at the very least use CS:GO to pay for itself.
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>>128046558
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>>128045040
Good cheats don't give a shit about any anti-cheat client, and the cheats we're talking about aren't super blatant like the ones you see in MM all the time. Of course they're not gonna see them on the screen at LAN.
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>>128046046
it honestly makes me want to die my lad
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is a mouse bungee actually useful or a meme?
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why is csgog so fucking boring nowadays

like year ago we had 20+ memes on rotation and this thread was pure funposting and fantastic during tourneys

now its all reddit and warowl subscribers
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>>128046931
Mine arrives on tuesday so ill text you
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>>128046931
it's useful, my mouse used to always roll over the cord and my sens is pretty low so if i tried using tape it'd just rip off
if you've got 20 bucks and dont have anything to spend it on it's a decent purchase
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>>128046984
what the h*ck? what's wrong with the warowl???
>>
> alright i think i will play some csgo today!
> remember i got in silver 4 after a shit calibration
> join
> we lose the pistol round because my team is retarded
> pp bizon shitters use their crutch to mow over us 15-0
> we can not do anything because they outgun us every time at midrange
> my team is to busy fucking buying armor defuse kits and smoke grenades to be useful
> on top of that I dropped a fucking 10 bomb so pretty much carried the game
> I derank because of this
Fuck this game. Valve please fucking fix the bizon being capable of this bullshit. At least stop matching me up with shitters who buy defuse kits.
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>>128046984
a year ago the game was fun
>>
>>128045591
>>128045686
Honestly, fucking murder yourselves.
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>>128046931
I have one and once you set it up correctly it definitely helps a bit.
Not a huge deal but it got rid of some annoyance for me.
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>>128046984
it actually makes me really sad
even though there was a lot of imcute shitposting it was fun to band together to hate tali and his buttbuddies

reminder that tali is literally a homosexual
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>>128047107
shut the HELL up kid
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdjOGFEJNFY
2:25

WHY IS SHE SO FUCKING QT BROS
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>>128046984
i dont know man. i hope we bring it back in 2016
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>>128047392
>tfw was just about to post that same picture
my version is called 1408182434804, though
i guess you saved that one a day or two later, i don't really know how unix timestamps work though
still, it's cool to think about
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stop posting harveys it gives me flashbacks
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>>128047591
are you an autist
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>>128047650
>implying there weren't some great nights when harveyfag got btfo
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>>128047686
literally NOTHING wrong with having autism
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>>128047686
not diagnosed but i wouldn't be surprised
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>>128047941
if anything it's a sign of evolution, humans don't need to be social creatures anymore.
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>>128047842
>harveyfag has been obsessing over this pig for a year and a half

Is it autism? Like actual literal real autism?
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quick someone post kenis
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whatever happened to this man?
it was as if he was brought in for like a couple of weeks and then murdered and thrown into the ocean
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found it
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I am having a stroke at this very moment after killing the last terrorists

I am dead fucking serious

I would go and defuse the bomb but it's too late since I have no kit and can't run to save since I am on low HP

This will be the last thing I will every type in my life

goodbye /csgog/
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>>128048148
i can't find the kenis pictures i'm sorry
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I am have huge blisters filled with blood and I can feel my intestines rotting at this very moment after losing 250 friends due to ebola

I am dead fucking serious.

I would go get a phone but I'm having bleeding internally and can't move my legs nor move my hands

This will be the last thing I every type in my life

Goodbye /csgog/
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My mouse died and I'll be going in the store to buy a new one.

Thinking about buying the Logitech M105. Is this good?

http://www.amazon.com/Logitech-Mouse-M105-White/dp/B0083QM6I2
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>>128048645
Why not just buy a good mouse and put a vinyl on it?
>>>/g/
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>>128048645

no
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I had a stroke during the finals of the cs:go tournament, losing $230 betting on Fnatic to win over NiP

I am dead fucking serious

I would call a priest, but I traded my phone for unprofitable junk.

This will be the last thing I will every type before my spirit has to leave this world (for 9 months at least when i might be able to resell them for the same price and only lose $10 through steam tax)

why didn't you help me /csgog/
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>>128048383
>>128048865
>>128048631
goodbye lads i'll miss you all
i really enjoyed posting on /csgog/
i really did
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>>128048645
if you want a cheap mouse that is decent
get the g100s, but use 500 dpi since that is native of 250 steps for that mouse
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>>128048958
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cheating faggot
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>>128049109
One thing you guys are clearly missing is the snap at the very end of his shots. Watch all of them, very closely. He's nowhere near the head, as soon as it shoots it snaps to the head - hence the triggerbot. More than likely he has a ring0 triggerbot which is ESEA proof. Yes, they have that and it's around $100+ per month. Can't wait until he's caught and banned. You don't see the best players in the world doing that type of shit, much less a random with no league on his bought steam ID. This isn't a hater comment, it's the truth. If you watch the video and think that's legit, when the x-hair jumps to the head at the end of the shot, you're more than likely 15 or younger.
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>>128049071
>harveyfag almost never spams the thread anymore
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flusha doesn't cheat
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>>128049267
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>>128048645
>built in smoothing
it's shit

>>128049020
Criteria for a good mouse
>Greater than or equal to 500 DPI
>No Smoothing
>No Prediction
>No Acceleration
>Not advertised as a gaming mouse
>No useless LEDs
>Not more than 5 buttons
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>>128049516
ie 1.1a isnt manufactured anymore
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>>128049516
oh yeah, also
>Not fucking wireless.

>>128049668
RIP
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absolutely fucking based, anons

shall harveyfag never post harvey ever again

amen
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REAL MEME HOURS

WHO UP
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>>128049892
the real nigga hours and twitterspeak was when /csgog/ started to go down hill i think
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>>128049782
>>128049516
For an example this is what prediction will do to you.
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>>128049892
right here my man bouta hit the sheets
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>>128050145
raus
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this just in: Semphis bullied our guys
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>>128049970
ey bubba calm down
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Holy fucking shit guys I just won big
post steamids, I'm doing a giveaway
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>>128050428
steamcommunity.com/id/sniler
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this is not harveyfag

its an impostor trying to ruse us
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why did you poke the bear
you don't poke the bear
have fun with three hours of harveyshit
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>>128050752
>those headphones
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you wanted 2014 now you have it
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>>128050903
i have never seen this pic rofl
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>>128050428

http://steamcommunity.com/id/runawaypancakes/

inb4 i get harvested
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what headsets do you guys use or recommend

mine is 5 years old and cost me $10

trying to cop a new one
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>>128050980
here's the full pic lad
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>>128051030
>cropped furry avatar
I have to ask why
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>>128051101
>headset
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has /csgog/ voted on this yet
http://www.poll-maker.com/results537442x3e06257f-23#tab-2
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what have we done
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>>128052315
rip masq
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>msq face getting deleted
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I fucking hate casual mode
>teammates will literally ignore enemies that are shooting at them
>they constantly run in front of you when you're shooting an enemy
>they always do shit that makes them look worse than Silver 1s
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>>128052886
is that masq? She looks worse then fucking harvey.
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>>128051175

You know exactly why.
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catch me if you can faggots hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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>>128054291
>does this actually work?
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>>128054291
why not just use the windows magnifier?
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"new setup, hate this mousepad"

so C9 actually is picking up stewie2k rofl?
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>>128054291
holy shit that is INSAAAANE
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>>128055994
nice HDR
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>>128056259
he aim good so he good player
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>>128056259
like it matters with their current roster
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they should just drop n0thing and pickup nitr0 desu
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>>128057475
c9 will never drop n0thing

n0thing would have to leave from his own accord
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>>128057475
1) nitro is under contract
2) why would he want to leave
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>donate AK to teammate
>he drops it and buys an AWP
>we already have 2 AWPs on our team so a third AWP is fucking pointless
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>>128057475
team liquid have been #1 NA since sean left C9
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Hey, /csgog/. I'm a nova player looking for tips on my aim. My aim is pretty bad at close range but far ranges I pretty much don't stand a chance. Any advice?

webm related, my aim
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>>128059309
can't see shit with that fucking square in the middle of your screen
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>>128058862
damn youre a god
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should i join imcute?
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>>128059309
your crosshair is a giant blue square, try changing it.
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>>128059435
I can see through it just fine. See?
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Does anyone have the leaked csgo girls nudes?
Like a year ago Hades leaked Di and Artstars nudes, and all the imgur albums are deleted. Does Anyone have them?
Here are their twitters:
https://twitter.com/dianeCSGO
https://twitter.com/LynnieNoquez
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>>128059309
fucking lol
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>>128059309
you probably configured your aimbot wrong
it's supposed to autoaim at people's heads when they're in the blue box
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>>128058862
why am i not surprised everyone in this stream sounds autistic
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>>128058862
>voice crack
>can't even aim down a guy who just runs into your crosshair
yep it's a silver who hacked his way
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>>128060167
bump
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nova boys where we at?
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>>128060167
someone answer this guy please
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>>128058862
this is definitely our guy
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>>128054291
holy shit LMAO
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>>128054291
i posted this on esea and got banend
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>>128054291
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>>128061560
link the thread
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>this sub
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>>128061668
https://play.esea.net/index.php?s=forums&d=topic&id=726990

dam... i got trolled.......
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>>128060167
pls someone have them
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>>128061731
yea you did
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>>128059138
then TL should pick up skadoodle!
it doesn't HAVE to be C9, i just want a good NA team
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