/kfg/ - Killing Floor General

>Can't even keep the general going

>>127899086
>do you want to win
>no
>firebug
What the fuck. Even retards will carry a team with Firebug because of the Microwave Gun. The only perk belonging in that category right now is Support.

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SHARP WHEN

>>127899086
>support
>not requiring extremely precise aim
wut

>>127899086
>Meme image
>[embed]
>Wrong hotfix listed

DELETE THIS

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>tfw thread is and game is more dead than Kilo is to Husks

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Dead as fuck holy shit
We're not even going to get a WWAUT today.

If we do it's going to be something like "we're trying to fix the bugs we made"

I THOUGHT WE WERE GONE FOREVER

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>>127901924

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>KF2 has made millions of revenue
>"We don't have resource to push out updates any faster guys!"
AYY
LMAO

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>>127901924
>We are continuing not to work

sounds accurate

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I made a shitty foster.

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Migration to KF1 when?

>>127906212
Never, it's 2ez

Why did this happen guys? How did KF2 end up where it is today?

>>127906212
I spent way too much money on the Zedconnomy to switch now.

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>20+ perks
>it's not 20+ perks

I like how people go all nostalgia critic on kf2 and how it's shit-tier.
I bet when the sharpshooter comes in everyone will be praising kf2.

>>127906785
>2 Supports
You were never going to win anyway.

>>127906965
Not if the balance of the perk is shit you fucking idiot.

>>127907143
shut up white bitch

>>127907023
Two supports with supplier is pretty decent.

>>127907143
>you fucking idiot
This is why we can't have nice opinions

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>>127907427
>being triggered this easily

I have a 144hz monitor but when I cut Vsync on it locks it to 60 fps instead of 144, and cutting on the variable framerate it doesn't do anything. Are there any fixes?

I tried changing the "maxsmoothedframerate" in my documents but it didn't do anything before anyone suggests that.

>>127908917
>I have a 144hz monitor
watch out bro, that's cheating

>>127908917
No
This games is a ps4 port and is locked to 60 fps

>>127909069
Fucking really? Thats lame

>>127909069
>>127909173
lol no it isn't

>>127906785
the autokick script doesn't work very well anymore for some reason

>>127910454
That's cyber-bullying, though

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Wanna play more but college is taking away all my time.

How do I become NEET?

>>127912660
>How do I become NEET?
Fail at life.

>>127909069
Yeah, but you can unlock it in the .ini just like all TWIs games

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>there wont ever be special finishers

>>127915954
nice 5 fps m8

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>>127916251
the human eye cant see more than 5fps anyways

Can't wait until the Sharpshooter class is implemented so that every team will be 6 Sharpshooters.

>>127920239
It'll be like when demo was launched. totally unplayable shit for a week until most people realize they don't like the perk because they can't run around and get 1337 scores and only a few people will keep playing the perk.

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Sometimes playing with Ana isn't so bad

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>tfw
I just wanna finish this game AAAHHHHHHHH

>>127922071
armaaaa pls

>>127921453
I think thats good. Builds diversity.

>>127922278
>filename
kek

>>127922268
Huh, what, who? Why..?

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>>127923078
:^)

Rapefugee character when?

>>127923329
;_;
I mean i can finish some now but im just too lazy, wanna finish icecave and suicidal kfo-fright yard.. And ill need some help with some others..

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>>127923520
>use Achmed the friendly refugee
>use nothing but AK and RPG
>C4 everything
nah, Tripwire would never do anything so insensitive

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>>127923545
i still need some cheevos too, but kf2 is just way more fun to me right now

>game is still holding steady at 4k-ish players during the day
So how many are just kids trying to get muh drops?
>>127923725
>Ahmed will try to rape Ana unless she wears the new Burqa cosmetic, available from the ingame store now! :^)

>>127923740
Oh its you bere heh.. I thought it was you
Also i still dont get how to get that 'set 200 zeds on fire with trench gun'.. Its bugged or some shit

>>127924013
Maybe it only counts if they survive the initial shot.

>>127924013
i have no idea senpai, i just killed things with the trench gun during the event and eventually it i got the cheevo

>>127924135
Yeah they did, i did it solo without any mutators and as a firebug on suicidal/hoe, nothing..

Hans melee nerf when

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>>127924291

>http://steamcommunity.com/games/232090/announcements/detail/972015970912743723
WWAUT - Nothing! Stay tuned.

>>127926185
Yikes

New WWAUT just came out. Apparently they'll be releasing bugfixing updates more frequently. Apparently someone at tripwire finally stopped being retarded and realised what a terrible idea leaving bugfixes for the next FREE CONTENT PACK would be. Other than that FUCKALL, AND STAY TUNED.
I don't know why they bothered with that slightly snotty sounding disclaimer saying that everything was subject to change, its not like they fucking said anything of note.

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>>127926185
>We have also made some changes to how we plan our production pipeline to allow us to be more nimble and react to non-content additions faster. This means the release of some in-between, smaller updates.

they said this exact same horseshit for I&D, go fuck yourself Tripwire

>>127926417
>I don't know why they bothered with that slightly snotty sounding disclaimer
Well, they might decide to NOT release bugfixes in a timely manner and people would get upset if it seemed like they had promised it and not delivered.

This is part of why their PR is so bottom of the barrel. They don't seem to realize that shit like that doesn't cover their ass so much as make them seem incompetent and shifty. Like someone saying they're not going to fuck you in the ass, but 'no promises, if I decide I want to I totally will and you can't complain about it'.

>it's fucking nothing

>>127926185
Let's talk about nothing

>>127924249
Wait what event? Halloween one?

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>>127926185
>is that we challenged them to come up with wild interesting ideas (that were not in our plans) and go forth and build prototypes
don't see this ending well desu

>>127927679
Let's talk about burning down the game

>>127926185

>First let us lay down some ground rules. Like always everything we talk about is subject to change at any time, suddenly and with no warning. Focuses can shift and priorities change so we can GO BACK TO DOING WHATEVER WE DECIDE THE SLAVES DESERVE FOR THE NEXT THREE-MONTH UPDATE WITHOUT ANYONE BEING ABLE TO SAY "YOU BROKE YOUR PROMISE" BECAUSE WE NEVER MADE ONE. With that out of the way, here we go!

>We wrapped up last year with the “Return Of The Patriarch” update for Killing Floor 2 and are already going full steam ahead towards our next major content update. We will be talking about what that contains as we move forward but I would also like to talk about some recent changes as well. Looking at stats and player feedback we are looking at perks and balance with a fine eye but it may take some time for the results of this to develop. We have also made some changes to how we plan our production pipeline to allow us to be more nimble and react to non-content additions faster. This means the release of some in-between, smaller updates, WORSHIP YOUR GENEROUS GODS, FILTH, YOU ARE WELCOME.

>Something else that happened in late December, as developers headed home for the holidays, is that we challenged them to come up with wild interesting ideas (that were not in YOUR plans) and go forth and build prototypes. Later today we will be presenting those projects internally and several may be selected for further development and incorporation to the main game or released as PAID DLC ON THE ZED-STORE.

>And for those of you who WERE GLAD TO HEAR AT E3 THAT WE WERE IN CHARGE OF ANOTHER GAME DURING EARLY ACCESS, keep an eye out next week! The march to war is on and we have news to bring you from the front! Stay tuned in for all the latest as we begin to talk about everything Rising Storm 2: Vietnam!

>We look forward to spending time in MOONBASE 2!
INCROYABLE
I N C R O Y A B L E

>>127927918
of course, the hillbilly horror one more specifically.

>>127928147
Hmm, ill try finding a server with that halloween crap, idk.. We'll see

>>127929074
Event achievements were unlocked.

>>127929456
I know, but you still need to find the event server.. The ones with thoose zeds and all

>some mid sized enemy comes out of an exit
>look left and right
>nothing in a miles radius
>aim at head of the zed
>fucking stalker cunt out of fucking nowhere nibbles at my ass

EVERY

FUCKING

TIME

>>127929549
No.

>>127926185
Why work when you've got retards buying skins in your incomplete game?

>>127929742
he's right. why are you even saying no?

So I just downloaded SomeTestMap but I can't find out how to change the difficulty. Any help?

>>127926185
>3 months later
>SORRY no ma and swat together in this pack
>only swat
>also we run out of time to finish ss
>ok its time for welcoming the spring holiday
>have fun brb in 1 month ^_^ cuz family 'n stuff

>>127929074

Shouldn't matter anymore, and even if it does you can set the holidays in an offline/singleplayer server.

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>A little explosive for you

>>127930038
it still matters, and you can change to the event zeds with a simple ini file change, but where's the fun in playing solo?

>>127929980
open KF-SomeTestMap-B8?game=SomeTestMap.SomeTestMap?Difficulty=0
0 being normal
1 being hard
2 being suicidal
3 being hell on earth

>>127929982
Also here is a few gamebreaking bugs introduced by our new patch have fun with them for a few months.

As Patriarch seems to have a much higher dying ratio than Hans we buffed his melee attack damage by 125%, one in the pipe launch time is reduced by half.

>>127929872
>>127929549
Ah, I remembered getting Summer Even achievements on a normal server a while back but testing it myself and I'm not unlocking any.


[KFmod.KFGameType]

SpecialEventType=

ET_None - Standard Specimens
ET_SummerSideshow - Summer Specimens
ET_HillbillyHorror - Halloween Specimens
ET_TwistedChristmas - Christmas Specimens

If you just want to solo

>>127931427
"patty's death from above now only does 3 damage per rocket on HoE, but to compensate his grab/kick combo instakills!"

-Yoshitro

I'm trying to change the music that plays during the boss waves, but I ain't findin' shit. Anyone know where all the music is stored?

>Finally unlocked the Zed Gun
Is it supposed to be shit? Also, why is the DLC version worse?

Really hate going back to KF1 now that it's dead. Should've played more back when I bought it in '09.

>>127932835
killing floor 1 was even more bare bones at launch then kf2 is right now
2011-2014 were the golden years

I find it a bit stupid how Demo is one of three perks without a reload speed increase when every single one of its weapons reloads after every shot. They should just combine Reactive Armor with Explosive Resistance and put Tactical Reload on the same tier.

Also, they need to fix Door Trap's stun causing zeds to slide around during the animation.

Doom 2 map when?

>>127934038
>grenade pistol uses the single .500 reload animation
>grenade launcher has the player snap it open and empty it with one hand while grabbing and loading another grenade with the other
>RPG is no longer taken off the shoulder when reloading
GIVE ME IT

>>127934038
Demos are fine as they are. It's a class for fags anyway

>>127934038
I would be okay with even a weapon swap speed increase. I wanna combo those FP's down faster.

Or even the ability to detonate c4 without weapon switching would be fucking great.

>>127936968
>bullying demos

>>127937024
Detonating grenades with other nades/explosives like in KF1 would also be great, as long as they remove the stupid 3s explosive resistance on zeds

>>127937110
they deserve to be bullied. They play a class that goes afk for 20 minutes and then aims at the general direction of a big guy.

how do you use microwave gun now

>>127937356
aim then click

>>127937574
why does it take forever to kill sc and fp with it now

>>127937356
Same as before. Just abuse the splash damage while clicking once every half-second or so. You won't get the insane damage like before, but you'll still have better ammo efficiency.
>>127937281
You've never played with a good Demo, have you?

>>127937662
it got nerfed but it's still good

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Related to this thread. I thought that they had reached perfection for cartoon and anime games at this time. Sadly they stopped using this artstyle for DBZ games and went on to more realistic-looking games. It was perfect the way it was before, it actually looked like the anime.

>>127937356
Same as before, the "nerf" barely did anything

>>127938153
I wonder if there is a anime counterpart of Killing Floor

>>127938539
your moms sex life

>>127934038
Does microwave and rpg has a different reload animation when you use them as supp/comm with the tacticool?

>>127939457
No, only perk weapons have special reloads for that one perk, except for the 9mm

>>127922278

God I love the deaths now.
Getting sent flying and all is great.

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Quality game Tripwire

>>127943197
I don't get it


also does parrying still not work, or do I just suck?

>>127943391
Look at how Patty's walking.

He's like riding a bicycle

This game sucks

>>127944001
You suck, faggot.

>>127944001
be quiet caucasian m'lady

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Is there anywhere that sells this game for less than thirty dollars?

>>127944432
Britbong for 20 quid

>>127944432
$29.99 on steam :^)

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>that firebug that jumps in front of a husk fireball to save your life

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>>127943540
>new Patty riding a bicycle to battle

>>127944432
g2a probably
should've gotten it during the steam sales on third party websites with their discount codes
i bought it at around 16 bucks from G2A

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>>127945006
If a firebug isn't body blocking huskballs like those bitches ain't shit when there's players behind him then that firebug ain't my nigga.

>>127929585
>tfw no stalker gf to invisibly nibble on your dick during combat

>>127949227
just play fucking gunslinger who needs to headshot key targets from 20 meter distance and you get Stalkers nibbling at more than just your dick every fucking game. I swear Tripwire implemented a invisible spawning algorithm to track whether you are aiming at something that needs to die so they can drop Stalkers on that players head.

>>127949437
They also like to walk in front of rockets as much as possible.

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>>127949437
>>127950102
stop bullying stalkers

>>127950324
She's just looking for love in all the wrong places.

>>127950324
why is there still no movie about nympho zombies trying to fuck and love you to death?

Nightvision is fucking useless and now that every class has a chest-mounted flashlight, it serves literally no point.

There is virtually no situation where I would choose nightvision over a flashlight in this game.

who the hell is 64?

When should I use off perk/on perk for demo?

>>127954443
Off Perk for wave 1

On Perk for wave 2 and on

>>127954443
>10%

Not even worth changing

hammer or big sword against fp/sc?

>>127954443
Off Perk never.
On Perk always.

>>127954684

If you want a challenge, Zweihander.
If you want to win, Pulv.

(Note: an emptied Pulv will actually do more damage against a Scrake.)
(Note: an loaded Pulv will do more damage against a Fleshpound.)

>>127954894
Damn never knew about the emptied pulv shit.
Thanks anon

>>127945006
What if there was a skill that made it so Firebugs ran faster when on fire?
Since fire resist is off the charts at high Firebug levels, catching Husk fireballs or setting yourself on fire with the Flamethrower would be more of a blessing than a nuisance in some situations.

>When you top score as a demo
W E A K C L A S S
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>>127956891
S H I T T E A M
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>>127954251
I had a guy called 64 in my game

>>127956891
>>127956985
M
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M
E C K S D E E
S

>>127956891
>Nuke on chokepoints

It's fun

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>>127957775
I nuked your mom's chokepoint last nite

>want to play HoE
>it's just perk booster maps
>every other game is infested by perk boosted retards

I seriously hope Tripwire fucks those faggots in the ass

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>>127943540
>monsters riding bicycles

Zombie Master crossover when?

>be demo
>boss wave
>switch to team shared explosive resistance perk
>patty spawns
>launches several rockets and a mortar attack
>several counts of saving my teammate's asses thanks to 30% explosive resist

feelsgoodman

>/pdg/ is officially 100% dead.
Guess who's next.

>>127960074
>implying we're not dead already

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>>127960074
>>127961427
It's because we're too busy playing the game to discuss anything, right?

...right?

>>127960074
>dead
>>127959874

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>wants to play kf2
>game crashes on launch, bugsplat and says literally nothing
>does all the fixes they put out on the forums, literally nothing works
now I have to reinstall overnight and hope that this trash works, but I know it won't because its tripwire, and it'll take them like a month to fix this

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>>127962289
>playing the game
>right
NEI

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>>127960074
>implying we die before Dirty Bomb

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>>127963051
>implying Dirty Bomb dies before Nuclear Throne

how do i boost my level again?

>>127963413
by killing yourself

>>127963413
By playing the game instead of being a boosted shitter

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>gorefast stared in disbelief as his lifelong friend assaulted him
>not knowing it was an accident he was quickly consumed by anger and gorefast retaliated with multiple adrenaline fueled fatal attacks, killing his childhood friend
>he will regret this decision for the rest of his life
>[flashback to bio-kindergarten of gorefast and scrake]

>>127963413
git gud

>>127963625
kek

>>127963413
Server Browser
HoE
SuperPerkTrainer
Spam grenades for an hour to level up

I'd suggest at least playing the 1st 15Lvls though as it'll give you a good handle on the character.

>>127963947
perkboosters will get reset anyway. I don't get why people keep dong it.

>>127964021
>source: my ass

>>127964153
well you didn't ask for a fucking source. Not every single time I post on this children's discussion board I go "oh I need to post a link to back up my statement". How fucking silly would that be.

Go kill you are selfe

How do I get good as Gunslinger? I feel like I spend half the game reloading instead of killing, especially with the crappy starter revolvers.

>>127964610
>All that sperging
Regardless TW has said on numerous occasions that there will be no stat wiping in the foreseeable future.

>>127964892
no mandatory stat wipe for everyone. They didn't say that about perk boosters. It happened in KF1 already.

>>127964839
You can cancel the reload animation of dual pistols as soon as the first one is loaded.

Don't be autistic about dropping headshot chains. You can build one up from scratch by shooting a SC/FP in the face with the M9 7 times, which is the only time you ever need the extra damage, anyway.

>>127964892
nah bro you gotta go legit or i would be the stupid one that wasted 500 hours leveling up manually

>>127963625
>cheating to put in a better crosshair
>using a crosshair at all

>>127964968
They literally said at E3 that there will be no stat-wipes. Kindly fuck off with your misinformation.

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>>127964839
learn to quick-reload

>>127964968
>It happened in KF1 already.
Sounds like BS. My characters were still at the levels I parked them at when I started playing again last week.

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>>127965167
>still using vanilla 1911s

>>127965362
I don't have skins for it

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>>127965102

>>127966213
Use the free ones in the OP

>>127965167
Is that an exploit or intentional design? Gonna use it either way.

>>127965023
I don't even have perks yet, but thanks.

>>127966620
>Is that an exploit or intentional design?

it will very likely get patched out eventually

>>127965362
>>127966213
Skins don't give your guns tactical advantages.

>>127967504
my dick in ur mum gives me tactical advantage in the gene pool

>>127967989
u really want me to beat the fuck out of you don't you

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>>127968362
*teleports behind you*
*unzips dick*

>>127967989
Not at all.

>don't want to play kf2 anymore
>don't even have a perk at 25
>don't know what to do with my life
Kill me.

>>127969661
>Kill me.
do it yourself lazy faggot

>>127950324

You are now realing that the Stalker drawfag will never finish the colored nude KF1 and KF2 Stalker image.

>>127971136
Because the kf2 community is shit, dead, and full of man children

>>127972486
shut up white bitch

Sup, /kfg/
Is demo still fucked at over 50 ping? Any news about that?

>>127973556
What do you mean?

Remind if you play any other perk but manly Support, you belong in the trash.

>>127974621
wow nobody told me it was opposite day

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>>127974770

>>127974123
duds

so I already got berserker to level 25 and not long till Gunslinger is also at 25. What's the next perk you would recommend. I liked both the playstyle of zerker and gunslinger so I didn't have much problem leveling them.

>>127976578
It happens not only at 50+ ping. Sometimes I host, and grenades still disappear.

>>127977056
commando
basically gunslinger with AUTO WEAPONS

>>127978303
>wanting to not contribute to your team

>map fixes and parry/block fixes
>no leadership fix
why?
that 10% is a placebo and there's no way to tell if a commando has it equpped besides stalkers still being invisible.

>>127978512
That 10% is definitely noticeable, especially on classes with already reload speed buffs.

>>127978417
>I can't aim

>>127978417
this "commando is bad" maymay really needs to be put to rest

>Play a short hard solo
>Get a mint RPG tiger skin

THE CROWD GOES WILD

>>127980112
I actually kinda like that one since it goes well with the biohazard gasmask I usually use.

Kinda bummed there's apparently no Field Tested Tiger RPGs anywhere, since I think the Tiger design looks better when it's a bit worn.

>>127980242

TBQH I only like Mint shit. Refuse to buy anything though. I am just glad I got a good free drop.

>>127899086
Shit, anyone get this for me and I'll play with themwhen I'm not at work that is.

>>127980356
>actually keeping it rather than sell it for 50 fucking bucks
nigga what

what is this leg shooting meme I hear all the time? I shoot the legs and nothing happens

>>127980794
>being retarded

>>127980504

It's worth like a $1.70.
Oh, and I've got real income and real bank, so I'm not too interested in Steam market pennies.

>>127981335
Oh, for some reason I thought it was Stories of War, which goes for a ridiculous amount.

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>>127980447

why is anime porn superior to real porn?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfoEdjyPQu8

>>127984787
Because anime porn can feature sexy talking animal people and real porn cannot.

>>127986176
My treasured minority.

>2 player pat
>mw and aa12
>dies in like 20 seconds
the fuck just happened?

>>127986289
stop playing on normal

>>127986374
it was on hard though

>>127986289
>>127986374
I have seen Scrakes and Patty just keel over and die at 40% health multiple times. happens with scrakes once in a while, I think I've seen patty do it once or twice now

>>127986289
If you shit on Patty hard enough you can kill him pretty quickly. It helps to have a commando who can follow him while cloaked.

>>127984787

>100% of my sex is with 3D women
>80% of my porn is 2D women

I don't know but I agree.

Why can't I play berserker anymore?

>>127989550

Because you could feel it as a child growing up.

>>127989715
A for effort

>>127989952

Sometimes I wonder if it's all worth my while.

>>127990064
me too

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https://mega.nz/#!Zwg1nawA!smgCxGUL2QahiNqjcFnD-lPq9tjDkFfzqiZPK-JXN3Y

lazy medic script

number pad 9 to enable
remap alt fire to button V

hold down v and be credit to team

>>127990093

And that's deep. How deep? It's deeper than Atlantis.

>>127990094
>how do you want your game?
>just play my shit for me senpai

>>127989550
I suppose the better question is: how can I get good?
level 11 and I should not be nearly dying on normal pat

>decide to read how to be bad at kf2 guide for fun
>it describes exactly how I play
welp

>>127990654
i dunno
play more?

>>127984787
>why are my fantasies superior to the real world?

>>127990452
maybe you should consider a class that a 20 line script couldn't automate

>>127991615
scripts =/= bots anon. And this muh skill maymay needs to end.

I want MLG to leave, and fun to stay.

>>127929742
What no? I know i had to find the server with christmas ones for the christmas ones..

>>127932535
Ohhhh, so i just change the ini file for solo with this or what? Where exactly do i put this?

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Need more Stalker booty

>>127923725
>actually useful demo
Yeah, not gonna happen

>>127979841
>maymay
ebin

Anybody save the webm of a medic getting 2 hit by hans' bayonette jab with full armor? I can't find it.

>>127917658
>>127915954
>bleached white

Jesus fuck
Fucking God damn fuck why

>>127959452
This fuckin game

Jesus, what a time

>>127963947
custom maps don't give exp

>>127956338
it wouldn't work with the 100% self-fire resist at level 25, and it would be too situational

>>127995240
Retard Alert

>>127992326
>Where exactly do i put this?
KillingFloor.ini

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>>127995451
ok

>>127995451
>KillingFloor.ini
Thank you anon! Imagine i posted a cute akari pic as a thank you :3

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>>127995743
Too late, you already posted Phone Warden

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>>127992769

>>127899086
Is it possible to refund this game. Because a friend of mine puts pressure on me to buying it and I am afraid that I might not like it.

>>127996429
You can refund it if you have less than 2 hours of play time just like any other steam game.

Don't be a fag and just play with your friend anon

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>>127996406
Akarin~
Hai!
Yuru Yuri
Is about to start!

>>127996406
>posting used goods of other people from different boards

absolutely disgusting

If an image was ever used once its TAINTED

>>127996728
Shes the best girl

>>127996731
Well i have it saved in my folder at home and im not home atm so..

>>127996728
>>127996406
dumb anime posters

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>>127996845
>used goods poster justifying their used goods posting

how low can you even fucking sink? Tell me

>>127996907
We arent ;_;

>>127996919
What?? Youre using a pic someone else used too so your argument is stupid and irrelevant

>>127996996
because I'm not fucking posting an anime girl you dumb anime poster. Who cares if a fucking owl is used goods. But you just literally repost-raped a loli. You fucked her in the ass after she already got fucked. The optimal state of anime pictures is to never be posted and if they are posted once no one should touch them because they are contaminated with literal mind semen dripping out of their 2D assholes. Fuck you for doing this.

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>>127926185
STEAMPUNK WEAPON PACK
TW pls

>>127997470
Those were fucking awful kill yourself

GUYS help me

I used to run this game fucking fine a few months ago

now I replayed it for the first time in a while and I get KF2 has stopped working

here are my specs

Intel(R) Core(TM) i7 CPU 920 @ 2.67GHz NVIDIA GeForce GTS 250
8.0 GB RAM
Microsoft Windows 10 (build 10240), 64-bit

I know my gpu sucks

>>127997279
That's like saying once a medic has healed someone that they shouldn't heal anyone else or they become a healslut.

>>127937356
before you could shoot again before the 4 ammo was used, now you just wait until 4 ammo has been used and click again

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>>127997279

>>127991615
Maybe you should consider suicide for needing to cheat in a game where you kill fucking bots

I like using backup. Am I a bad person?

>>127955674
pulv is broken, it does a base damage and explosive damage when it is loaded, it works like it is supposed to in solo, but in multiplayer the base damage component is lost, so your supposed to hit fp for 800 damage (195+400*1.5) but you deal only 600 damage when it is loaded

>Demo's weapons are so shit that he has a skill to use other perk's weapons.
lol

>>127997785
that's the exact definition of a healslut

>>127978746
noticable because it increases reload speed instead of decreasing it? kek

>>127997957
No you just have good taste

>>127997279
Shut the fuck up retard

>>127998141
>he relies heavily on offperk weapons to defend himself
>he doesn't get half exp for using offperk weapons

>>127997732
since the patch some people seem to have problems. I would ask for help on the forums.

>>127997957
literally the better perk senpai

>>127998256
Trying to download my gpu's new drivers

But I'm pretty sure it's fucking windows 10

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>>127996406
Your hegemony ends here, Akari

>>127998326
Try deleting your KF2 folder in your Documents

>>127998367
STOP RUINING AKARI ;_;

>>127997957
any commando worth their salt knows to use backup in early waves then switch to large mags

>>127998472
you already did that by posting her with your filthy hands. From now on your title and name shall be Anon the Defiler.

>>127998540
lol

>>127998806
Shut up..

>>127998896
>9mm has more and cheaper ammo than the Varmint, so you can get that SCAR asap
>Actually useful sights
>Extremely fast reload

>>127998896
lol what? with backup, all commando needs before scrake waves is knife and dual 9mm even on sui/hoe. it even saves you dosh for an early SCAR

>>127998540
but ammo issues late wave?

>>127998540
you should use backup until wave 5-6-7 if you are >level 25
if you are level 25 you should use backup until you run out of 9mm ammo and then use large mags with the sa80

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>pissing off big zeds so that they rage on shitters who think they know best
>"omg *name here* is raging them on purpose"
>second highest kills in group just off someone else who knows what he's doing while he's below even the medic as a slinger
>they side with me and he gets mad
>he ragequits calling us "dirty niggers"

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>>127999181
Ring, ring~
It's Akari!
it's not

>>127999226
despite the audio changes, it will never let you down

>>128000000

>>128000273
It's even better as a Slinger since it has fuck all recoil and you're lightning fast

>>127999226
Varmint has cheaper ammo.

>>128000782
Starting ammo is enough for two waves on HoE. Then you can buy some more/bullpup/save for scar or just feed dosh to medic.

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I'm not a fan of fosters modern gas mask, it just looks so weird compared to before.

>the camo on the helmet isn't the same as the characters

who the fuck made this shit
how can you make such a huge oversight
I mean come on

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>>128000782
Hmm, seems so, but only by very very little.
13 Dosh per 20 boolet vs. 10 Dosh per 15 boolet

>>128001213
Money isn't a concern at all. I was correcting your mistake.

Anyways the varmint is so superior to the m9 I use it exclusively.

>>128001591
lol

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>>128001512
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO SHREK, YOU MONSTER?

There should be some kinda gamemode without perks, so you can use whatever combination of weapons you want without losing your precious bonuses.

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>TWI doesn't know how to use the Workshop and is broken for 2 of their games

>>128003465
I kno what you mean, famigilio

but if there are no perks
there are no bonuses at all

>>128004264
maybe it could have, like, freeform bonuses or somethin

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>>128003465
I'm really hoping we get a plethora of different gamemodes, we've got one involving packages, hacking some kind of computer and some sort of tower defence. Unless all 3 are in one, then i'll be upset.

>ammo still magically disappears from magazines
why

>>128005416
Tripwire is absolutely incapable of fixing bugs.

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when will he come back?

>>128005743
hopefully never

is it really true that the pulv sledgehammer does more damage to a scrake when it's out of ammo?

>>128005743
i remember when the only way to get him was with the old halloween event and not with the hillbilly one, so anyone that didn't get the achievement in 2011 could not get him
the salt was delicous, but then TWI fucked it all up making him unlockable with the hillbilly event

>>128005957
Yes, just load it for Fleshpounds

>>128005957
It does more damage only when you hit the head if unloaded. Otherwise, loaded hits do more.

>>128006509
fix when? that shit is just stupid
I understand using unloaded for faster recovery, but more damage too? fuck that's dumb

>>128005743
He'll come back with his friend berserker bear, dingo demo and firebug fox

>>128006681
i know that you're being sarcastic, but that actually sounds fun as fuck

>>128003465
So everyone plays demo and uses the shit skills?

>>128006640
Scrakes have explosive resistance, that's why

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Remember to clutch it for the team /kfg/

>>128007168
No I get that, but there's no reason why the unloaded swing deals less damage, you should still get the same amount of damage + the explosive damage, rather than 100% explosive damage

get what I mean?

>>128006681
>Forgetting support slug, medic moose, and gunslinger goose.

>>128007485
Oh that bug, yeah it fucking sucks
But considering how long it took them to fix the parry bug I doubt we'll be seeing a fix any time soon.

I don't think they're even aware of it.

>>128007485
>but there's no reason why the unloaded swing deals less damage
loaded*

>>128007485
Tell that to Tripwire, who for some reason thought it was a good idea to make all explosive damage be applied to the body.

I get why this was a thing back in KF1 (at least I'm pretty sure KF1 also had that mechanic) since zeds didn't have as much HP back then, but with the awful bullet sponges we have in KF2, it feels quite stupid to still have that.

>>128007485
We don't need sensible things like real-world physics
when NVIDIA makes a better simulation through their graciously granted PhysX® technology

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No dying on my watch

move speed nerf when? It's so retarded to see complete shitter medics outrunning their mistakes.

>>128013335
>I want to go slower
>said no-one ever

>>128013335
I'd rather have medics able to run over fast to fix your mistakes, which is how the class is supposed to work.

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>>128013335
Medics need those sort of boosts considering their garbage damage output, if they moved at normal speed and had same armour privileges as others, you can guarantee nobody would play it/they would go down quick.
If anything, slingers shouldn't have that big of movement speed

>>128014515
Instead slingers are very squishy and need their speed to get out of trouble
Firebugs got their pushback and Demo is fucked

>>128014702
This is exactly what I was going to say to this.
>>128014515

>>128014702
Demo just isn't made for the fast paced, close quarters life that KF2 gives, its pretty sad.

>only need 2 more achievements in kf1
i'm almost able to put this game behind me and mvoe on

>>127985338

>Update for new ZEDconomy
>It doesn't even work right

When this first happened to me I actually screamed out loud.

>>128014702
>Firebugs got their pushback
And because of the lockon with Scrakes and FP all it does is make them teleport back to you a second later.

>>128015234
Well having bad CQC options is one thing, having bad damage output and 80% of enemies having explosive resistance is another.

>>128015675
The pushback skill you idiot, not the MWG M2 thought they got that too, and fire incap, and microwave incaps

>>128015675
You can stumble SCS and FPS no problem with FB weapons m8.

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>>127932535
Ok so i did this, went solo aaaand.....

>>128018153
Any mutators active? Sandbox mode?

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>>128018153
;^)

>>128018428
Just the KIllingFloorMut, the standard one i guess? And no, no sandbox or anything
Maybe the problem is that i hosted a game and then went with it and not going solo

>>128018583
Ill find you in the country where you live and rape you.. ;_;