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Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.
-The Game's Demo
#undertalegeneral on Rizon
>Toriel will never fill the ruins with the cacophonous sound of her stomach gurgling after eating too many snails before uncontrollably farting for several hours, thereby killing everything in the ruins
>You will never be able to forgive the goatdad in person
I love you guys so much! Please have a good day!
I can't beat Asgore on my neutral run
Just fuck my shit up
If you have 0 EXP, talk to him.
If you still have the pie, eat it.
If everything else fails, return to Temmie village and farm Dog Residue in order to send the shopkeeper to cool leg and then buy the armor.
Underswap Alphys would happen.
She would have been way more fabulous
Asgore seems to think so, hence him asking you to take his soul and find help on the other side in a repeated neutral playthrough.
I mean i'm not really in the mood but you can go for it if you want.
Good night, sleep well! I love you too.
chara is not for lewd anon we've been over this
chara is for living a long happy life!
Pretty okay actually, its a nice cold morning where I have to do nothing other then call some people today. Lots of time for being lazy and playing video games while drinking hot chocolate.
also not true
true. a long, happy,
>snake with legs and arms
Fanart of Toriel as Peach, Asgore as Bowser, and San's as mario
lewd no, flirt yes!
chara and frisk smooching
But the skeleton war sounds rad.
Post unashamedly over-the-top angst!
Throw out your feeling of cringe away!
Let's bathe in angst porn!
Why is there no porn of the loli rabbits?
Where is the plump rabbit vag?
As if he'd ever hold a job standing up.
Why is snowdrake called ''drake'' if he isn't a dragon?
Dragon bird, also his name is a pun on snowflake
This with frisk and the bunny shopkeeper
Finish the damn Royal guard / Asriel lewd fic already
goodnight utg i love you all
even chara lewd poster
I was joking.
Saionji is best.
Everyone else is bad.
Ibuki is second best, but still bad.
Not edgy enough!
Just me samefagging!
Very edge! Good work!
Anon, Undyne wasn't even alive when that mess happened.
>not wanting to be cut and stabbed by a cute girl
what are you gay?
Move or drop everything from your inventory into Dimensional Box B, then buy 16 pairs of cloudy glasses from Gerson, temmie buys em at a 20g profit. Waaaaaay faster than dog residue.
>there will never be a harem of slave anons to attend to the gote's every need
If you're going to fawn over imaginary furry characters at least imagine yourself as the top
>tfw don't like edgegote but the guy I have a crush on has him as his Skype avatar.
He's never gonna like me back is he?
Probably not, that's why I want it.
Wonder how he performs. Why isn't there more slice of life fanwork of life in the underground.
i somehow imagined a species reversal undertale as a 1990s jim henson-esque feature
>gotefrisk wanders out of mt. ebott
>goes against toriel's advice and heads into random small murican city that is obviously not filmed in los angeles
>pedestrians fascinated by small adorable gotecreature
>turns out this secret robe society killed the six monsters, harvested their souls and turned their memories into today's cryptids and asgore is their leader
>asriel befriended chara who was the firstgote, tried to bring her body back to monsterworld and came back out traumatized thinking he's flowey or some shit
it's mostly fragmented shit but i'm also drunk from being sufficiently dead inside
Would you snuggle between a royal guard's pecs?
>implying asgore didn't get pegged by toriel every single day of their marriage
spineless bottom desu
Both at the same time
Fucking this, all these pleb bottoms are just disgusting. Dominating the gote is the only right path.
Loving the gote tenderly and lovingly is okay too.
>implying Asgore wasn't a mindless sex beast in bed
Try away, get more practice in and you'll get better and better at lewds.
>not as homosexual as white people.
Where do you think you are right now?
No, he's not a furry just a bit odd. I still love him though, if only he felt the same way..
I'm not gonna shad this because it took too long anyways
genocide i dunno
Doesn't look like Kanye but I tried.
It's nothing special, everyday, everything is shit for me because of my very own brand of bad luck and incompetencies.
I just realized I don't have the bully chart
Someone post it so I can fulfill poor anon's request
At first I felt completely empty inside, devoid of any emotion and unsure of how to act on anything, and then as the days went by my feelings went back, but it's just overwhelmed by this deep, shitty feeling and everyday I want to kill myself or get murdered.
Thank you anon, hope yours gets better too. All because I fail at everything.
>tfw want to marry flowey but he would never reciprocate my forbidden love
Don't you ever kill yourself! Your life is going to improve, you just have to put in the effort to make it so. Be the change you want to be, not the person who just thinks of it! I love you anon, okay? I care about you guys.
>tfw feeling exactly the same thing
Someone, end me.
>sad nigga hours
Why do you care so much? Don't you have anything better to do?
quick post happy to cheer them up
I have friends, too, but they don't care.
Are you warm?
You can give yourself a handy, but you can't handle giving yourself a complement? What a slut.
at least furries project their weird fetishes on the worst character
Hello i want to give this game my first playthrough i read a bit about it, should i do a no kill, all kill or just go with the flow playthrough first?
Essentialy what playthrough gives me the most of the game?
Because I feel similar at times and know how bad it can be and want to stop other anons from feeling that way. I know they deserve better so I try my best to help. If it doesn't work the first time I'll try again and again till it does work.
There's nothing I'd rather do than
SAVEall of you. I love you guys and despite everything that people deem wrong with /utg/ I still care because I want to not because I have to. I love you anon, so don't question my care because its for you not for me. I just want you to be happy.
I'm fairly warm yeah.
goats, lizards, fish, flowers and robots were a mistake
Monster food is absorbed completely because it's magic.
Whether or not monsters can poop after eating human food is unclear, though the mouth monster in Grillby's implies they can.
Just do what you want first time around, get a feel for the world. If you like killing things, kill them, if you like sparing them, find ways to avoid killing.
Don't kill everything first time around though. You'll have a frustrating, charmless game which was only ever intended to be a bonus for people who'd already played it and wanted to see another facet, tons of shit won't make any sense at all if you don't do a less violent run first.
Not him but are you really going to deny that Toriel gets the worst of the fetish fanart?
I mean really?
>Trying to dream of Toriel for the past two weeks
>Every night I try instead I get a dream about me gunning down/killing people I care about
I'm fine with that anon, as long as I make others happy.
Besides I'm used to trouble
It probably won't get better on its own, you might have better days in between but you're on this path now. You CAN get better, it's never too late, but your situation calls for action so either you learn to function despite it or get help to change. I'm in the former group. It's not so bad, maybe find a hobby. Just don't kill yourself, life's not that long and you don't know what you'll be missing.
Your partner is trying to tell you something. You should listen to her.
Are you real, actual people? How can anyone be so kind to me? I don't understand.
Shit happens anon, just keep trying.
The Toriel scat seems to come mainly from one guy who commissioned an awful lot of it, but I dunno.
Sans has (a lot of) art of him:
Being an asshole abusive partner
Being raped by his father
Being raped by his father as some sort of fucked-up gaster-monster thing after watching Papyrus be fucked to death by him
Vomiting and being vomited on by Papyrus (weirdly common)
Eating various people and digesting them in his ecto-belly
Having sharp objects (knives, mostly) shoved into various orifices, including his ecto vagina and asshole
Being foreverially Gasterized (fairly harmless but pretty dumb)
Losing control of himself while foreverially gasterized and raping his friends
Being mpreged and/or stuffed full of food
Etc etc etc
Scat is gross, but Sans wins by a mile when it comes to amount and variety of other weird and horrible shit.
I keep having dreams about Sans staring at me with an accusatory look. Genocide was a mistake.
I wish there were more people like you, anon
Okay fine fair enough I'll admit Sans probably has the worst (I forgot about all the guro stuff he has , ugh)
Not even a Sansfag, but I have to feel bad for the poor skelly. What did he do to deserve such things?
i like rare humans
He became popular with women, and women are the sicker sex when it comes to fetishes, as much as people like to think otherwise.
Not saying men arent, theres plenty of stupid shit with Edgegote, but not even close to Sans levels.
Go back to bed, Asgore
People care, yo. Complete strangers dedicate their lives and careers to helping other strangers. It's how we exist as a society, it's the true nature of humans. It's easy to lose sight of that.
Because we care about you. I want to see you and all the other sad anons succeed and be happy. I'd want nothing more than to make everyone here smile because you and everyone else on /utg/ deserve it. You're great anon and you can and will do great things, I believe in you. I trust you to make the decision to be a happier person because I know you can do it and if you need help I'm here so you won't even be alone along the way! So please, anon. Be happy. Don't kill yourself.
We love you.
Well, strictly speaking, there IS a bathroom in the True Lab.
One that's occupied by an Amalgamate meaning that Alphys probably hasn't had the chance to shower in a long long time, but still.
well you didn't have to crop furry porn to point it out
Weirds me out how little guro there is of the other characters, actually. I guess Sans bears the brunt of it. Poor little guy. Thanks for taking one for the team.
I think it comes down to him appealing to girls who probably aren't through their edgy phase yet. He's funny, casual, cares about his brother and packs a shitton of power he doesn't like to use, while being secretly sad and alone underneath his carefree facade.
Papyrus cops it too, so much of his stuff revolves around taking advantage of his kindness and innocence. Creepy shit.
Being skelly is suffering.
Where does this fit on the list?
But I thought we were all beasts.
Even if you say that...it's not like I can actually kill myself. I'm too much of a coward to do that. But thank you anon...it's been so long before anyone's said anything nice to me.
>implying it isn't the true nature of humans to fuck with each other and play with exposed emotions
Are you surprised that people lie on the internet, let alone an Ethiopian lithograph board?
I really wouldn't be able to tell you, I only have a casual understanding of psychology. But given that dreams are mostly manifestations of the unconscious, I'd say it's not unlikely that the two are related.
Trust me it is, it was posted in the thread not long ago.
i never closed the snipping tool and put it in to annoy people to but also point out the mistake :^) people really like me
No matter how much they try to corrupt Papyrus, he'll still be pure and innocent. He's just that unbudgeable. R-right?
It goes in the DO NOT CONSUME THE SKELETONS BLUE JELLY BELLY section.
Seriously wtf man. Self-cannibalism sexualized ectobelly voregore, I haven't seen anything this weird in hours.
Asgore version when?
Okay fine Sans has the worst porn for sure YOU WIN OKAY JUST STOP
....Why are there two Sans.
And why is one horrifyingly bulky.
Is there an album of Undertale-themed ones of this yet?
Don't worry about it anon, I'll be kind to you regardless of how you are because I care about you. You're not a coward though, just cautious. I mean you just opened up to me a bit did you not?.
If you ever need someone to remind you to keep your chin up I'll be there, I love you, you're a good person, trust me.
I'm still waiting on Burgerpants and Mettaton Ex
You'll be alright anon, I'll always take hold when you reach out a hand, so keep trying.
Hey guys I need some tips here.
I'm trying to draw a more adult looking Frisk for
a shitty AU I want to make, but I'm a little stumped on the design. I want to change the shirt, but not sure what to. I don't like how the colors clash, so if you have any insight I'd love to hear. Is there anything else that could help?
But Underfell Sans is red, right?
This would actually look a lot worse if the wound and belly were red, the blue doesn't look like gore at least.
I don't think there is an album but I know Asriel has both bully and non-bully, Flowey has both, I THINK papyrus has both, and Asgore has a don't bully one.
We still need both for Toriel, Sans, Mettaton, Undyne, and Alphys, and the bully one for Asgore.
Counting my blessings every day that i obsess over gotes. What in the everloving fuck.
The weird shit people come up with man.
>it's fucking nothing
not what I meant but it works too
It's what happens when the fanbase for a game exceeds the amount of people who actually play the game.
Already looks kind of like hanzee dent.
Make them look like this.
Me too anon, me too.
I might be a sansfag but holy shit this is too much.
Does anyone have both of Papyrus's charts?
I've seen my fair share of fucked up things on the net.
I've seen the babyfucks.
I've seen feet.
I've seen vore.
I've seen genital mutilation.
The only thing I've seen that comes even CLOSE to the level of WHAT I experience from looking at this is inflation.
W H A T
I just noticed uh
The one being eaten
In the second panel he's got a huge fucking boner
Normally I'd notice stuff like this but I think the horrific gore and his anguished expression had drawn my eye first. Welp, Sans is a slut whose enjoying it I guess.
Ugh, I hate this "my fetish is less deviant than your fetish" shit. It's all fucking 2D, no one real is going to get harmed. I'm not making posts all the time about sweaty fat goats or pedo feeders, why the fuck everyone treats skelefuckers as scapegoats? I feel like I'm gonna start collecting the sickest shit furfags and pedos post here just to throw it in your faces when you do this shit.
holy fuck what the fuck I changed my mind, this harmed me for real
Join the club anon.
You want more mom?
I can give you more mom.
Thank you. Seriously, thank you. It feels like some weight was lifted off me. If only people would be so kind to me in real life.
WHY IS THE ONE THING THAT IS MAJORLY DISTURBING ME THE BONER SANS HAS IN THE SECOND PANEL?
I'm going to
tormentSans but not in a such gross way.
Pic unrelated: reminded me of your pic.
What are you on about? I wasn't saying that the Sans porn was going to get any RL people harmed or killed, I was saying that there was a lot of it and I think the reason for it boils down to fairly harmless teenage girls being weird.
The goats have their share of horrible porn too, obviously, and the pedo stuff personally grosses me out more than the Sans fetish shit anyway. But it's all fairly harmless 2D, I never said otherwise.
Now I feel like a total loser for thinking I was tough shit for posting dumb Sans pregnancy and stuffing soft vore I got from the #undertum tag for easy (yous).
Perhaps I should have felt like a total loser sooner, then I might have decided to cut the crap before now.
Just for you, lizardfriend.
I just saw some terrible tsundereplane porn I need to wosh from my mind
post cute wosh, the purest of monsters
BA BA BA-BA BAAAAAAA
BA BA BA-BA BAAAAAAA
BA BA BA-BA BAAAAAAA BAAAAA BA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA DAAAAAAAAAA
I dunno anon, i get flak pretty decently for my shotagote love. Everyone gets flak from people who cant discern 2D from 3D, skelefags are far from the only ones. The reason the skele one got so many (You)s here is basically cause thats some really strange and cringy shit.
And in comparison to that, allot of other stuff is pretty docile.
I heard some people were posting mom. I guess I can join in
I try do to similar in real life but no one comes to me for advice because a big tall guy who doesn't feel emotions in their eyes. I just want to help. I'd help you too if I knew you! You're going to be great regardless though, because I believe in you!
I've only gathered two pieces of art for it, so I think I need more.
Boy do people have wild imaginations!