/utg/ - Undertale General

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Cute goats

>Toriel will never fill the ruins with the cacophonous sound of her stomach gurgling after eating too many snails before uncontrollably farting for several hours, thereby killing everything in the ruins

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>>127874061

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cute charas!

>>127874069
why do you think they're "ruins" now?

I'm still lacking reaction images. I'd love to get some more /utg/

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>You will never be able to forgive the goatdad in person
lame

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I love you guys so much! Please have a good day!

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I can't beat Asgore on my neutral run
Just fuck my shit up

Alphys vore when?

>>127874153

Solid point desu senpai

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lizard is cute. CUTE.

>>127874196
I love you too! I hope you have a good day too!

>>127874173
>you will never cut off your fingers and give Asgore the ol' bloody stump forgiveness handjay

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post funny skeletons

>>127874069
good thread start

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>>127874150
lewd chara~

>>127874217
Apparently Asgore is actually harder the higher level you are since he doesn't hold back as much.

So in other words you brought this on yourself

>>127874217
If you have 0 EXP, talk to him.
If you still have the pie, eat it.
If everything else fails, return to Temmie village and farm Dog Residue in order to send the shopkeeper to cool leg and then buy the armor.

What would have happened if Alphys had found Fist of the North Star and delinquent animes instead of moe?

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>>127874173
is it that time again?

>>127874331
what would have happened if she found Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

>>127874242
Thank you.

If humans can still use magic, would it be possible to conjure up a spell that could break the barrier?

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>>127874297
no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>127874217
>neutral
>not pacifist from the start

Good luck with those sins

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>>127874331
Underswap Alphys would happen.

>>127874374
MTT happened

>>127874374

Judging by Mettaton she did.

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>>127874356
Because I think it is.

>>127874374
She would hate all anime fags cause they're cancer

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>>127874398
yes~

>>127874297
>porn of your self insert

Hello, Timothy Butterdragon

>>127874331
She did, she just doesn't like them as much, but Undyne did.

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>>127874374
She would have been way more fabulous

>>127874397
Asgore seems to think so, hence him asking you to take his soul and find help on the other side in a repeated neutral playthrough.

>>127874356
>>127874461

I mean i'm not really in the mood but you can go for it if you want.

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do not sad the dad

Going back to bed now. See you later /utg/, love you!

>>127874546
Sleep tight anon, take care and see you soon.

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>>127874374
>>127874429
>>127874431

Where is my post-TP AU where Sans becomes a sex worker to pay the rent.

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>>127874546
Good night, sleep well! I love you too.

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>>127874510
chara is not for lewd anon we've been over this

>>127874546

Thanks, Mikan

>>127874645
agreed Chara is for dying alone and unloved

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How are you feeling?

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>>127874684
chara is for living a long happy life!

Shota asriel vore comic where?

>>127874674
>Mikan
who?

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>>127874804
Pretty okay actually, its a nice cold morning where I have to do nothing other then call some people today. Lots of time for being lazy and playing video games while drinking hot chocolate.

>>127874590
nowhere, he becomes a standup comic

maybe with a little something on the side

>>127874546
Crateanon is sleepy! SLEEPY!!

>>127874836
best girl

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>>127874273

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>>127874836

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>>127874645
not true

>>127874684
also not true

>>127874813
true. a long, happy, lewd life.

Taking drawing requests.

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>>127874813
Not according to them.

>>127874921

y-you too

>>127874836
Mikan is cute. Crate boy is also cute.

>>127874953
Kanye west in the under ground

>>127874804
Kinda sleepy but fine outside of that, and you?

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>>127874869
>snake with legs and arms

>>127874953
Fanart of Toriel as Peach, Asgore as Bowser, and San's as mario

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>>127874921
Better Mikan.

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>>127874926
lewd no, flirt yes!
>>127874953
chara and frisk smooching

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>>127874273

>>127874984
>human bellend on hemipenes
why

>>127874953
Chara trying to be lewd to Frisk and Frisk just telling them to go away

>>127874953
Flowey hanging out with Chara

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>>127874976

But the skeleton war sounds rad.

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Post unashamedly over-the-top angst!
Throw out your feeling of cringe away!
Let's bathe in angst porn!

>>127874953
Asgore listening to music with Napstablook

>>127875012
I was feeling the best I've felt in a long time til I saw the image I posted. I would have sworn I was over this shit after so many months.

>>127875052
It doesn't really look human, though
Not entirely snake-like, but it's definitely not human

>>127874953
An 'ignore X posters' pic for crateanon posters

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Why is there no porn of the loli rabbits?
Where is the plump rabbit vag?

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>>127875032
best mikan

>>127875048

You can't flirt with yourself

>>127875102
It's TOO rad.

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>>127874880
As if he'd ever hold a job standing up.

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>>127875116

>>127875153
There's still no porn of Snowdrake's family and you're wondering why there's no porn of a couple of literally whos

>>127874883

Should have been a snake enemy that poisons you every turn and to negate the damage you have to catch the antivenom that's mixed in with the harmful projectiles.

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>>127875116

>>127874953
Asriel eating flowey

>>127875116
I'm dying at that Napstablook.

>>127875032
Mikan did nothing wrong.

>>127875235
Would've ruined the Sans KR reveal though

>>127875116

I believe I was technically an adult when The Dark Knight came out so angst porn does nothing for me

hOi!!

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>>127875175
not with that attitude you cant

>>127875192
Then what's his job on the MTT Resort?

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Why is snowdrake called ''drake'' if he isn't a dragon?

>>127874953
chara or frisk playing animal crossing and the monsters are the villagers

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>>127875331

>tfw no tEM ending

>>127875364

That's his name

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>>127875116
Chara is the edgiest!

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Morning repost
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1yJd3XBJDtrlQ3083my5Tiy1N90OpghMFmxGP8UMo4JI/viewform

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>>127875364
Dragon bird, also his name is a pun on snowflake

>>127875331
Greetings.

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Morning /utg/

Taking requests

>>127875276
Mikan was completely justified in killing that annoying fuck Saionji and that loud obnoxious fuck Ibuki

>>127875331
What's that girl? Draw temmie lewds??

>>127874061
Yes, please.

>>127875409

This might be one of the worst written things ever made.

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>>127875116

>>127875474
Redraw classical paintings with Asriel shoved into them.

>>127875474
Draw Sans boondoggling

>>127874997
On it.

>>127875474
Your fursona getting something sticky stuck in their fur and having to get Asriel to help them get it out

>>127875474
/utg/ being cute

>>127875474
Mettaghost sucking on a chinchilla.

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>>127875481

>>127875474
Draw bullying chart on yourself

Or finish the fucking genocide comic, I'm waiting like idiot for weeks now.

>>127875474
Your foreverially goatized version finding out about how fucking good hay tastes.

Tacitly released a new fic today.

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>>127875474
This with frisk and the bunny shopkeeper

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>>127875474
Finish the damn Royal guard / Asriel lewd fic already

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goodnight utg i love you all
even chara lewd poster

>>127875474
Alphys/Asriel

>>127874804

>couldnt find his prostate.png

>>127875364
>he

Snowdrake has a feminine cloaca.

>>127875362
Was he listed on the stage lineup? Was there a list? Honestly can't remember.

>>127875480
Ibuki was obnoxious but she didn't really deserve to die. But I'm so glad Saionji got killed.

>>127875643
>That will never happen to you

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>>127875683
Sleep well, I love you more!

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>>127875048
Lewd yes! Flirt yes!

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>>127875698

Got you covered.

>>127875739
Getting a tall, muscular girlfriend could be a suitable subsitute

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>>127875683
Goodnight.

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>>127875738
I was joking.
Saionji is best.
Everyone else is bad.
Ibuki is second best, but still bad.

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>>127875236
bad skill!
blood!
YES!

>>127875218
Too canon!
Not edgy enough!

>>127875409
Just me samefagging!

>>127875516
Very edge! Good work!

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>>127875683
Love you too~

>>127875702
His dad calls him son, and Chilldrake refers to him with male pronouns too.

>>127875702
>not wanting gay Snowy x Chilldrake porn
Jesus

>unironically making Chara a girl

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>>127875836
>Too canon!
Anon, Undyne wasn't even alive when that mess happened.
>>127875709

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>>127875836

I don't get it

>>127875896
>Anon, Undyne wasn't even alive when that mess happened.
It was undyne's great great grandmother, go ahead, prove me wrong

>>127875845
>>127875886
Do not respond to >implying gender posters

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>>127875890
>not wanting to be cut and stabbed by a cute girl
what are you gay?

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>>127875896
I want porn of that demon guy.

>>127874326
Move or drop everything from your inventory into Dimensional Box B, then buy 16 pairs of cloudy glasses from Gerson, temmie buys em at a 20g profit. Waaaaaay faster than dog residue.

>>127876021
But you have to walk a lot, too much effort.

>>127876016
I'm like 95% sure that charater was a backer or something because I swear I've seen them before

also same

>>127875987
>stabbing and cutting yourself

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>there will never be a harem of slave anons to attend to the gote's every need

>>127876021
If you have both boxes you can make a 612.5G profit per trip

>>127876076
probably Hellboy

>>127876087
why would I do it to myself? I want a cute girl to do it to me. I could never stab anyone.

>>127876087
>implying Chara is you

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>>127876091
If you're going to fawn over imaginary furry characters at least imagine yourself as the top

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>>127876016
Is there any?

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>>127876091
>tfw don't like edgegote but the guy I have a crush on has him as his Skype avatar.
He's never gonna like me back is he?

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>>127876209
Probably not, that's why I want it.
Drawfags please.

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>>127876194
never

>>127876194
>not waning to be dominated by your king
>not wanting to be mind broken until your nothing more then a cum bucket who exists only to serve

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>>127875896
Wonder how he performs. Why isn't there more slice of life fanwork of life in the underground.

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>>127876289
fursuit up and he will

>>127876170

Chara is literally the player possessing Frisk

I really hate how Undertale gained a bunch of people who try to interact with the fandom but never actually played the game.

>>127876347
someone get this goat a belt

>>127875964
Me neither, it's a gook thing!
But I guess it's a bit like in Skull's fic: Gaster made weird experiments on Sans but decided he's too cute and that he will be his son instead.

>>127876194
Yeah, for Asriel, maybe.
But for Asgore? He's gonna fuck you in the ass(gore).

>>127876380
>someone never beat genocide
Chara is her own super vague poorly written charater...

i somehow imagined a species reversal undertale as a 1990s jim henson-esque feature

>gotefrisk wanders out of mt. ebott
>befriends toriel
>goes against toriel's advice and heads into random small murican city that is obviously not filmed in los angeles
>pedestrians fascinated by small adorable gotecreature
>turns out this secret robe society killed the six monsters, harvested their souls and turned their memories into today's cryptids and asgore is their leader
>asriel befriended chara who was the firstgote, tried to bring her body back to monsterworld and came back out traumatized thinking he's flowey or some shit

it's mostly fragmented shit but i'm also drunk from being sufficiently dead inside

>>127876380
>Chara is literally the player possessing Frisk
The ending of the genocide route says otherwise. It's more akin to you controlling Chara who's also possesing Frisk.

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Would you snuggle between a royal guard's pecs?

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>>127876441
>implying asgore didn't get pegged by toriel every single day of their marriage

spineless bottom desu

>>127876468
>>127876494
>genocide
>canon

Where's the credits?

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>>127876547
_no

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>>127876547
Both at the same time

>>127876587
Oh, it's you. Have another (you) and a good day.

>>127876547
I'd hug the royal guards
no homo

>>127876303
doing what anon

>>127876585
Toriel would never do such a thing. Toriel would only ever engage in consensual sexual intercourse in the missionary position for the sole purpose of recreation.

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>>127876608
yes

>>127876587
chara killed them

>>127876626
>no homo
Liar
Everyone's homo for the royal guards

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>>127876194

Fucking this, all these pleb bottoms are just disgusting. Dominating the gote is the only right path. Loving the gote tenderly and lovingly is okay too.

Reading that new Tacitly's fic in RE class right now.

Sinning has never felt so good.

>>127876623
>genobaby upset he ruined his game and will never ever get the actual true ending

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>>127876585
>implying Asgore wasn't a mindless sex beast in bed

>>127876662
>gengacanvas
>tfw that furfag is probably the only person who can make accurate porn of demon guy from last thread

;_;

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>>127876563
Try away, get more practice in and you'll get better and better at lewds.

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>>127876760

>not as homosexual

>>127876760
start by asking this on /a/

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>>127876760
>not as homosexual as white people.
Where do you think you are right now?

>>127876760
oil yourself up, look into the sun, and comb your hair back
constantly eat spicy food
and then kill yourself

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>>127876347
No, he's not a furry just a bit odd. I still love him though, if only he felt the same way..

>>127876760
>asians
>not homosexual

I have some news for you, Anon.

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>>127875521
I'm not gonna shad this because it took too long anyways
>>127875528
what?
>>127875547
>>127875556
>>127875563
nyet
>>127875573
chart maybe
genocide i dunno

>>127876637
Getting stuck in a puzzle, ending up in a lewd situation.
I'm pretty sure he was complaining about puzzles.

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Good evening /utg/, how was your day?
Mine was shit_____

>>127876905
it's only just started
it's gonna be shit

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>>127874997
>>127875536
Doesn't look like Kanye but I tried.

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>>127876905
What's wrong anon?

>>127876890
nice
abstract when?

>>127876905

mine was dicks
which is better than usual

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>>127876961
It's nothing special, everyday, everything is shit for me because of my very own brand of bad luck and incompetencies.

>>127876956
It's adorable anyway.
Thanks.

>>127876890
>nyet
>not helping me build my collection of Mettaghost sucking on chinchillas
F-Fine, i-it's not like I wanted it a-anyway!

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>>127876978
>transrace

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I just realized I don't have the bully chart
Someone post it so I can fulfill poor anon's request

>>127877027
That feeling you're feeling I'm feeling it deeply. Would you like to go on about it?

>>127876978
I gave you legit advice man
给我 二 包子, 谢谢。

>>127876890
>what?
Papyrus says that sans spends all his time being lazy and boondoggling, I'd love to see your take on what that entails

>>127876893
>I'm pretty sure he was complaining about puzzles.
He was.
>>127876905
I hope your day gets better.

>>127877126
One is in the previous thread
>>>127866518

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>>127877132
At first I felt completely empty inside, devoid of any emotion and unsure of how to act on anything, and then as the days went by my feelings went back, but it's just overwhelmed by this deep, shitty feeling and everyday I want to kill myself or get murdered.

>>127877206
Thank you anon, hope yours gets better too.

All because I fail at everything.

>>127876547
>>127876608
I'd snuggle between their erect penisses

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>>127876905
I hope it gets better anon have chara

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>tfw want to marry flowey but he would never reciprocate my forbidden love

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>>127877252
Don't you ever kill yourself! Your life is going to improve, you just have to put in the effort to make it so. Be the change you want to be, not the person who just thinks of it! I love you anon, okay? I care about you guys.

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>tfw feeling exactly the same thing
Someone, end me.

>>127877027
GIT GUD

>>127877148
what is boondoggling
>>127877242
thanks familia

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hot n fresh goat

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>sad nigga hours

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>>127877468
Why do you care so much?
Don't you have anything better to do?

>>127877482
IM GOING TO HUG YOU TILL YOU FEEL BETTER

>>127877572

better or worse than fetish hours?

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>>127877572
quick post happy to cheer them up

>>127877572
>see asriel version of this
>nah
>this one
id strongly consider it

>>127877482

At least she has friends

Chara's eyes!

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>>127877676

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>>127877669
I have friends, too, but
they don't care.

>>127877620
Are you warm?

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>>127877461
that's part of the fun, anon

>>127877676
Perfect for gouging out!

>>127877703
no

>>127877486
Wasting your effort on a pointless or thankless task, or you could just draw him masturbating.

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>>127875175
You can give yourself a handy, but you can't handle giving yourself a complement? What a slut.

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>>127877703
I may love you mom, but there are limits

>>127877703
(—人—)
stop

>>127877637
why is fishbones so based

>>127877703
That's not REAL thick

requesting that one photo of papyrus kicking a door open and i think he says something like "sans! holy fuck!"

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>>127877572

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>>127877703

But why

at least furries project their weird fetishes on the worst character

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>>127877703
Is this a weapon to surpass sad nigga hours?

>>127877732
>are you warm
Humans are usually pretty warm, yes.

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>>127877785
because it's brotp of the forever

Hello i want to give this game my first playthrough i read a bit about it, should i do a no kill, all kill or just go with the flow playthrough first?

Essentialy what playthrough gives me the most of the game?

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>>127877619
Because I feel similar at times and know how bad it can be and want to stop other anons from feeling that way. I know they deserve better so I try my best to help. If it doesn't work the first time I'll try again and again till it does work.
There's nothing I'd rather do than SAVE all of you. I love you guys and despite everything that people deem wrong with /utg/ I still care because I want to not because I have to. I love you anon, so don't question my care because its for you not for me. I just want you to be happy.
>>127877732
I'm fairly warm yeah.

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>>127877703

>>127877901
Genocide first, Pacifist second

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>>127877843

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>>127877901
kill everything

goats, lizards, fish, flowers and robots were a mistake

>>127877901
Never kill anyone, ever. Do not do genocide.

>>127877929
This poster is a flower, ignore him.

>>127877865
>Being this mad about muh poor sad goat dad

>>127877901
If you're really strapped for time, no kill first then kill all if you want.

If not, then play however you want, then no kill, then kill all if you want.

>>127877901

The game records everything you do, so you can only do pacifist or gendocide really.

Do monsters poop, /utg/? Does Undyne poop? I want to watch Undyne poop.

>>127877940
ty anon

>>127877901
Neutral (0 kills) -> reload after the final boss + complete pacifist -> genocide (grind on every major area until encounters disappear)

>>127877901
Depends if you have time do whatever, then pacifist, then genocide

>>127876810
This sprite isen't a really good ref to use... if i see any good art, i might take a another try

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>>127877969

>>127877901
pacifist first, the story in genocide makes more sense if you've done pacifist first

>>127877990
Monster food is absorbed completely because it's magic.

Whether or not monsters can poop after eating human food is unclear, though the mouth monster in Grillby's implies they can.

>>127877901
Just do what you want first time around, get a feel for the world. If you like killing things, kill them, if you like sparing them, find ways to avoid killing.

Don't kill everything first time around though. You'll have a frustrating, charmless game which was only ever intended to be a bonus for people who'd already played it and wanted to see another facet, tons of shit won't make any sense at all if you don't do a less violent run first.

>>127877906
If you keep concerning yourself with other people so much, you'll just get in trouble.

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>>127877980
Not him but are you really going to deny that Toriel gets the worst of the fetish fanart?

I mean really?

>>127877901
Toriel is Flowey in disguise and you are actually Asgore's son, which was a human before the war started.
Oops, spoiler alert!

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>>127877785

did I hear FISHBONES?

omggg im a piece of trash fuck me big man

>>127877901
Whatever you want, play the game yourself > then Pacifist > then Genocide.

>>127878107
Yes.

The skeleton has more of it and worse of it, which is saying something given that Toriel has had porn drawn of her for 3+ years before he did.

>>127878163
Are you drunk, Alphys?

>>127878213
Hmm...Sans DOES have a shit ton of shitty fan art.

but Toriel has a bunch of scat art which is worse imo

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>Trying to dream of Toriel for the past two weeks
>Every night I try instead I get a dream about me gunning down/killing people I care about
>Including Toriel

Why

>>127878163
Alpheus...

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>>127878096
I'm fine with that anon, as long as I make others happy.
Besides I'm used to trouble

>>127877990
There are showers in the game but I don't recall seeing any toilets, so probably not.

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>>127877252
>>127877619
It probably won't get better on its own, you might have better days in between but you're on this path now. You CAN get better, it's never too late, but your situation calls for action so either you learn to function despite it or get help to change. I'm in the former group. It's not so bad, maybe find a hobby. Just don't kill yourself, life's not that long and you don't know what you'll be missing.

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>>127878270
Being this egdy

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>>127878271
>>127878252

maybe

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>>127878270
Your partner is trying to tell you something.

You should listen to her.

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>>127878283
>>127878318
Are you real, actual people?
How can anyone be so kind to me?
I don't understand.

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>>127878385
I'm not even trying to be edgy though

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>>127878270
Shit happens anon, just keep trying.

got some rare human for you guys

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>>127878163
Go back to bed, Alphys

>>127878262
The Toriel scat seems to come mainly from one guy who commissioned an awful lot of it, but I dunno.

Sans has (a lot of) art of him:
Being an asshole abusive partner
Being raped by his father
Being raped by his father as some sort of fucked-up gaster-monster thing after watching Papyrus be fucked to death by him
Vomiting and being vomited on by Papyrus (weirdly common)
Eating various people and digesting them in his ecto-belly
Having sharp objects (knives, mostly) shoved into various orifices, including his ecto vagina and asshole
Being foreverially Gasterized (fairly harmless but pretty dumb)
Losing control of himself while foreverially gasterized and raping his friends
Being mpreged and/or stuffed full of food

Etc etc etc

Scat is gross, but Sans wins by a mile when it comes to amount and variety of other weird and horrible shit.

>>127878467
I see but still like how in the heck would you have dreams of gunning people down? You have emotional problems of any sort?

>>127878262
Not surprising that there is going to be a lot when one person has been commissioning them for over 3 years.

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>>127878456
I keep having dreams about Sans staring at me with an accusatory look. Genocide was a mistake.

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>>127878318
I wish there were more people like you, anon

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>>127878489

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>>127878571
>>127878547
Okay fine fair enough I'll admit Sans probably has the worst (I forgot about all the guro stuff he has , ugh)

where are the lewds

>>127878075
On the other hand, if monsters can poop, then we get to such mysteries as how the heck monsters like Tsunderplane work in that regard.

>>127878318
>>127878283
Both of you are pretty cool, please keep being that way and take care of yourselves.

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>>127878547
Not even a Sansfag, but I have to feel bad for the poor skelly. What did he do to deserve such things?

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>>127878489
i like rare humans

>>127877990
>>127878302

Alphys in the bathroom for at least half the game

What would Chara's Stand be? I know Frisk's would be "I'm friends with the monsters."

>>127878765
That's not a bathroom and you know it.

>>127878743
deleted the original file, I found one bigger. It's here now: >>127878489

>>127878765
>bathroom
anon...

>>127878686

He became popular with women, and women are the sicker sex when it comes to fetishes, as much as people like to think otherwise.
Not saying men arent, theres plenty of stupid shit with Edgegote, but not even close to Sans levels.

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>>127878743
Go back to bed, Asgore

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>>127878465
People care, yo. Complete strangers dedicate their lives and careers to helping other strangers. It's how we exist as a society, it's the true nature of humans. It's easy to lose sight of that.

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>>127878465
The realest!
Because we care about you. I want to see you and all the other sad anons succeed and be happy. I'd want nothing more than to make everyone here smile because you and everyone else on /utg/ deserve it. You're great anon and you can and will do great things, I believe in you. I trust you to make the decision to be a happier person because I know you can do it and if you need help I'm here so you won't even be alone along the way! So please, anon. Be happy. Don't kill yourself.
We love you.

>>127878798

Isn't there a floor you never go to? That's probably the bathroom

>>127878557
Moodswings

>>127878798
Well, strictly speaking, there IS a bathroom in the True Lab.
One that's occupied by an Amalgamate meaning that Alphys probably hasn't had the chance to shower in a long long time, but still.

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>>127878702
YOU MADE A MISTAKE MAN

>>127878931
Snek is forboden

>>127878931
that better be a female Zangoose

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>>127878931
well you didn't have to crop furry porn to point it out

>>127878651
Weirds me out how little guro there is of the other characters, actually. I guess Sans bears the brunt of it. Poor little guy. Thanks for taking one for the team.

>>127878686
I think it comes down to him appealing to girls who probably aren't through their edgy phase yet. He's funny, casual, cares about his brother and packs a shitton of power he doesn't like to use, while being secretly sad and alone underneath his carefree facade.

Papyrus cops it too, so much of his stuff revolves around taking advantage of his kindness and innocence. Creepy shit.

Being skelly is suffering.

>>127878990
it is

>>127878916
I dont think that would cause any crazy dreams?
Please correct me if wrong

>>127878907
You talking about the unused "Yet another elevator that lost power" dialogue? Because I don't remember anything about a floor being unable at any point.

>>127878990
it is
https://e621.net/post/show/157713

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>>127878547
Where does this fit on the list?

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>>127878843
But I thought we were all beasts.

>>127878867
Even if you say that...it's not like I can actually kill myself. I'm too much of a coward to do that.

But thank you anon...it's been so long before anyone's said anything nice to me.

>>127879065

I remember there being another floor button when you go to the true lab. I guess it could have just been for the path to the castle.

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Also I cleaned up the template
Have fun

>>127878843
>implying it isn't the true nature of humans to fuck with each other and play with exposed emotions

Are you surprised that people lie on the internet, let alone an Ethiopian lithograph board?