asriel isnt for lewd Edition
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Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.
-The Game's Demo
#undertalegeneral on Rizon
huh, point taken but it's more about character personality trait, I still wonder if lvl influence someone personality, canon wise seems to suggest so..
Anyways, I'd like to think of completely stoic with a faint smile character, never changing expressing whom eye are looming with complete detachment and a subtle hint of arrogance.
>asriel ate all of it before chara
but would you lewd a
I bet it's
I was told this was gonna be the vore and farts edition
motherfuckers LIED AGAIN
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZZnAdTX3nk for battle music)
What would you do if this was an actual battle? Fight or Mercy?
What do you think hugging the ghosts feels like?
I think im going to go join Gaster now
If they weren't incorporeal, like a silk pillow.
Please do not get horny around Papyrus. He must be kept pure.
>Toriel will never fill the ruins with the cacophonous sound of her stomach gurgling after eating too many snails before uncontrollably farting for several hours, thereby killing everything in the ruins
Man, you don't even have a proper fetish.
GO ALL THE FUCKING WAY, YOU METAPHORICAL BAG OF SHIT.
why not just man door hand hook car door
>you will never hug a ghost
>you will never hold their marshmallow body close to you
>you will never have Napstablook nuzzle against your head
>you will never have Silent Dummy fall asleep on your lap
>you will never hold Mettablook while you lick their ghost cunny
>you will never pat Mad Dummy on the head as he begrudgingly accepts your cuddles
>ghosts will never snuggle with you
Like i said when i got home from work.
here is a shitty mspaint drawing of Woshua playing Splatoon.
i wanna give a chara a cute skirt!
>text going with it is "無知は罪(盛大な責任転嫁)"
>Google translates it to Ignorance is Sin (Passing the Buck)
I don't think I like what it's implying.
that's enough outta you anon
i want to protect chara!
Posting another update to rule 63 Asriel lewds.
I'm using pic related as a reference, so feel free to imagine this while you get your filth on.
Let me know what you deviants think.
churro and fajita bullying each other!
Foodplay is so vanilla though.
>You will never sensually rub snails around Toriels nipple and clit
>You will never lick whipped cream offer her pussy
>you will never rub a cherry sensually around her lips before crushing it in her mouth with your tongue
Fucking faggots cant into an actually decent fetish.
skirts for everyone
Not even a Sansfag, but he seems to have hit the jackpot. His antigravity powers would make suspension easy and fun.
Whereas his brother gets shit shoved painfully down his ecto-urethra, or has to do it to someone else. Were you trying to sway peoples decisions here?
>You will never rub an entire double cheese burger down her butt crack.
>You will never drink heavy gravy out of her naval.
>You will never bake a casserole made entirely of her hair.
bury my face in that goat's loincloth
TOUCH THE BUTT
I really really want to reply to this every time I see it with the Frisk picture where it says 'I'VE FINISHED FARMING' 'LVL 20' and asgore's in the 2nd panel but I can't find it anywhere. Every time you post this I want to reply with it but I just can't find it, my folders are too messy. I feel so bad.
Maybe we can get an undertale version of this with Papyrus sans and gaster.
What the hell happened to your image?
anon that's the end of the worshipping, you can't just cut to the end
you have to file his claws, give him a full body massage, comb his fur, prepare his meals, fan him for a few hours, play the lyre by his side, entertain him with jokes, interesting tales, or amazing talents, tell him how marvelous he is, and then you can bury your face under his loincloth
amateur hour up in here
You know not the powers you dare to summon.
>We will never have a genocide fight against Asgore
>We will never have a genocide fight against mettaton
>We will never have a genocide fight with papyus
>We will never have a genocide fight with toriel
Question: What made Chara!Frisk so powerful?
If it was killing 90 or so monsters, wouldn't there have been some powerful humans as a result of the war?
If it was killing in general, shouldn't serial killers become unstoppable?
>tfw no harem of anon slaves to properly worship the gote
posting burgerpants cute for you, anon
Is there anywhere I can find a decent collection of Chara cutes
I know the booru exists, but it doesn't seem to have a very comprehensive collection of content yet.
>What made Chara!Frisk so powerful?
My guess is because they were the avatar for the player, wouldn't be shocked if normal human couldn't get LOVE, at least on that scale. (sounds nice and metay)
>If it was killing in general, shouldn't serial killers become unstopple
only monsters give EXP I guess
of those only 2 are ones I kinda share
Made it myself
I'm still surprised some of you saved it and used it
anon i gave you booby last night you'll be fine
Objectively shit taste, family.
This sickens me.
And I'm into vore.
>janitors woshing all the edgegoat
>replaced immediately by thickposting
>temp block for shitposting i guess
careful out there, horny bros. here's some cute, a sacrifice to the mods.
I was going to ask the same thing.
>going anywhere near undyne's loincloth
imagine the smell of rotting fish but amplify it by 100
Undyne smells like sushi.
What does fresh sushi smell like?
Okay, so my brother played through half the game tonight and he kept calling Papyrus a girl. Like, I get that other characters in the game can be confusing gender wise, but I never really seen other people confuse papyrus for a girl. I'm just mostly confused
She's young, you better believe it's fresh.
Asgore was at least 3 times more important to the plot then Mettaton.
your brother is weird
You don't ever interact with Mettaton outside him trying to kill you and their fight though (which is true for Asgore as well but he has a ton of importance to the rest of the cast and the overall story)
It's simple, anon. Your brother is autismal as fuck.
if you want to bully the goat together we can always share anon, no need to do something you'll regret
Your brother is probably retarded because Sans literally calls him "brother" in one of the first things he says to you.
>implying he's the goat you need to worry about
goats were made to be bullied
the booby was censored because chara is not for lewd, anon
you're supposed to tease the anon until he gets desperate and begs for it
All goats should be forgiven and loved, not bullied.
>not flirting on every single occasion.
I prefer to give them more and more, until they can't stand it and beg me to stop. Which of course I won't, reducing them to an overstimulated drooling wreck.
Ok, second draft of my post-genocide pacifist fic, which I'm calling Anticipation for lack of a better name is here, now with hopefully less canon destruction!
but still not better written
>Forgiving the child-murderer
>Who is the only character along with Flowey evil enough to be killed by the player without sabotaging the true pacifist ending
>Who is the only main character the player is not required to be on good terms with (you can refuse his tea and job-offer if you want) to get the happiest ending
Not even once. Asgore is trash and Toby doesn't force the player to think otherwise.
Holy shit, you were way hotter when you were fat. What a shame.
ooh anon that's dirty
i'm not sure which method i prefer but both are fantastic
Your morality is shit and I hope you never have to decide such things in real life
Just like this, expect Frisk was asleep and Toriel had a smile on her face and her eyes were closed.
how many dead children are in your basement right now, senpai?
A man who made the order to commit genocide starting with six children isn't innocent just b-b-b-because he felt SAD about it and like, LONELY and shit.
How many kids have you got in your crawl-space, weirdo. Why are you so enthusiastic about letting a child-murderer off. Why is it so important to you.
reminder that the only piece of official undertale fanart confirms fridge as being white
I need to stop falling for lesbians. Fictional or otherwise.
I'm really torn. On the one hand the desperate horniness is really hot, but on the other nothing kills my boner faster than being told 'stop stop I'm too sensitive' and actually having to listen. I know you're too sensitive and it kinda hurts and feels good at the same time, that's the entire point, now shut up and cum!
Have a rare fidj for my rambling.
here are some (you)'s don't spend them all in one place
Frisk with their eyes open always weirds me out.
Same with that Flowey just chilling in the corner
I like my dad. He's nice, he has a backbone, and he didn't kill six children or declare genocide as far as I know.
It's the Asgorefags that have daddy issues, didn't you see the spoilered post session where about four or five of them spoke on how their parents ugly divorce heavily impacted their feelings towards Asgore?
Every day, we step further and further away from Gods light.
thanks, (you)s are a precious commodity these days
Im gunna say this shit one more time. Tons of people let all the chara worship go by without (You) in sight. Crazy psycho kid lust is fine. You even mention that you like Asgore and people come out of the woodwork to bash him.
This isn't actually the context of the picture, but how would you react if Sans aged in a similar manner to Jotaro, except instead of looking younger as he grew older, he started to look more and more like a furry?
how the fuck
where is the justification for this. why would you go from goddess to meh
>Dadfag crying about being an oppressed fucking minority when people hate them for being annoying
Seriously, the reason the Charafaggotry is less jumped on is because Charafags, as wanky and spammy and generally annoying as they are, aren't as oversensitive and whiny as Asgorefags. Just learn to grit your teeth and scroll past some shitty bait post where some shitty baiter claims that Asgore is the spawn of the devil and you'll find you're much less hated.
Don't bother responding to people liek that, either their baiting for (you)'s or they can only think of morality in terms of black and white and don't understand why someone would like a charater that did bad things.
call their name and save him together.
CHARA'S NICE RED EYES
FRISK'S NICE RED EYES
I hate the chara worship and lewd posting shit and dont mind the asgore stuff at all, but if you say you don't like chara or try to put them down at all they'll just get delusional on your ass saying "Why arent you a good partner" and shit like that. You can't argue with those people. they are psycho.
this is fairly typical, the autistic weeb cosplayer is something new though
mods will autodelete any slightly lewd goatson content in seconds but this dumb whore is still around
Australian shitposting isn't that much different than British shitposting, which isn't that much different than American shitposting.
All of the Anglo countries are massive hubs of terrible shitposting, and their geographic distribution ensures a steady stream of shitposts on all threads on all boards at all hours.
I need more! Please anons. I even made a new reaction image for >>127864898
I'd feel sorry for him, mostly. Being that big and scary-looking would definitely make being him more difficult. He wouldn't be able to go and sit round at Grillbys, wouldn't be able to man his station, wouldn't be able to pull the practical jokes he used to...
And I'd worry about him hurting people too, even if he kept full control over his mind. Being scared of giant mean-looking things is a pretty primal and understandable fear.
>you mention you like Asgore
Nobody just mentions they like Asgore. Both Chara and Asgore fags either hint at or outright say DINNU DU NUFFIN and expect people not to disagree.
Since when is that a plot twist.They're just going out for some pretty dresses. What's wrong with boys in pretty dresses?
Nice reaction image, but that's actually all of the lewd chara I can post on a blue board. Can I offer you a fat nerd in these trying times?
Since this thread is shit anyway post your lewds.
I'm an American. Believe me, it takes an Anglo to know how this great global Anglo shitposting ring works. You're just mad because I'm ratting us all out.
But there's nothing you can do about it.
Oh, no, now I'm all depressed...
Not even close, bottom 3 for sure.
No Asgorefag that is serious thinks that Asgore did nothing wrong, just that what he did was understandable and for his people. Obviously the game takes the stand that thats not a good enough reason, but really its up to the individual to decide if they are worthy of forgiveness or not.
no,comparitively humans are weaker. monsters can jump higher farther, lift heavier, and take on a whole village without dying if they have a human soul. people keep insisting frisk is nothing special, going up against omega flowey and asriel hyperdeath. they are willfully ignoring that the humans needed a whole village to take on asriel, and only won because he let them
Since when does porn portray body type accurately? Look at all this thick shit in the threads.
But yeah undyne is either super muscley with huge boobs or like a twig with huge boobs.
Everybody secretly loves the little fuzzball
Xth for at least it's not the Frisk strawpoll again.
>asrielfags are oppressed
Not really no, and this is coming from one.
Its just that idiots of our ilk either post outright porn or constantly spam the same poorly cropped image, which seems to piss the janny off. Us being arguably the biggest character cult means we will have the biggest concentration of idiots who dont know how to shitpost proper.
Hey, on the bright side it might not be all that bad!
If he walks past a playground then kids would probably want to use him as a living jungle-gym, they're freakishly fearless.
It's shit. Post cute instead.
Kill yourself desu senpai
thanks for the pic anon!
i have like 2 lewds saved all my charas are cute charas sorry to let you down
Sorry anon, I save a lot of images and I cant find anything similar, were there any other monsters in the picture?
Also try asking later in the day when the thread is more active/helpful.
Be that as it may, the point still stands.
We arent oppressed just cause some hotpocket follows protocol.
>Bleating about how because you acknowledge that a character made a mistake at some point it makes all of your obnoxious white-knighting for them a-ok
Cut it out. People don't like you, and you saying 'Asgore shouldn't have done this, BUT *five pages of ranting about his overall innocence and the stupidity of everyone who doesn't like him*' isn't going to change that.
Have you noticed that Undyne posters don't do this? Mettaton posters?
It's just you. Yes, you and the Charafags.
white people don't just come out of fuckin thin air, bubby, they've all got SOMETHING in them
you've probably got a bit of english, french, and german, maybe even some italian
you're wasting your effort
posters like that are basically amoeba
Why do you try so hard with this shit it's so boring and dry, get new material.
Bullshit, lad. Everyone on /utg/'s white. Everyone on /utg/ is a 19-year-old American white boy with fake depression, fake autism, fake schizophrenia, and an irrational fear of women and social interaction.
>Bleating about how because you acknowledge that a character made a mistake at some point it makes all of your obnoxious white-knighting for them a-ok
Ive seen you make this very same argument in a bunch of threads, and now im calling you out on it. This shit doesnt make any sense. Youre basically saying no one who did anything wrong deserves forgiveness. We are forgiving sad dad. We acknowledge his wrong doing and then saying, given context, it was all right. THats literally what forgiveness is. We don't ignore it, we moralize about it. What youre doing is just asinine. We love flawed characters because of their flaws.
that's a fairly accurate depiction of 4chan's userbase in general but you'd have to throw in a bunch of yuropoors and possibly some australians
If you are referring to skelelewds then thats cause they get a free pass, cause they are fucking skeletons.
Yeah im aware of just how bullshit that is, but thats just how things are.
I don't have them in a separate fodler
i have like 20+ picks of just chara and frisk anon
He still might have some trouble with transport on the surface, though.
You're not looking hard enough or maybe your standards are too high.
Sorry, Charafag. Some of you are ok.
You're missing the point of what I'm saying completely, idiot. It isn't about Asgore's morality or lack thereof, it's about your inability to shut up about it. Some people think that Undyne is a brute with no real respect for life who shouldn't have been let off as easily as she was, and say as much. The Undyneposters don't obsess over her haters and continue posting fanart and talking about her. A huge section of the thread despises Alphys and posts loudly about how much they want her to be executed, commit suicide, be murdered by the amalgamates, etc etc etc. The Alphys fans shrug it off and continue liking her in spite of her imperfections. Sans has an impressive fanbase, but also an impressive hate-base who resent him for his shitty fandom version and being a lazy, irresponsible asshole. The Sansfags don't give a fuck.
What do you think it could be that sets Asgorefags and Charafags apart, and makes them as disliked as they are?
this sure is a ton of ass mad that chara fags try to defend against your psychopathic delusions and oversimplifications of what little character they have. you'd think with something so plain you dumbasses wouldnt get worked into a frenzy over what we think and attack it. it takes two to dance retard. you cant defend something thats not being attacked.
The only argument you made in youre entire post was
>You talk about it more than I would like
Its my general faggot, I can talk as much as I like about undertale stuff. Hide and move on.