Chara best girl edition
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Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.
-The Game's Demo
#undertalegeneral on Rizon
He's a cool guy I'd totally go to a bar and get shitfaced with.
Is... is that a Aigis from persona 3 / Mettaton fusion?
Enemies of the Motherland have no place in our glorious society. He will be taken behind the shed and
I seriously want /k/ furries to fuck off.
>not detaining him to your house
>not cuddling with him on those cold winters nights after your shift at the border is over
I made a battle theme for chara, /utg/!
Blyat, that does sound like a better option.
Plus i could keep an eye on his shifty self and make sure the Motherland is safe.
I don't like cinnamon
>mfw toriel never gave me the option to say I would in fact turn down pie if it had cinnamon in it
I should get back to talking about the game.
I'm sure she would give you purely butterscotch if you specifically asked
I don't blame you, cinnamon is bitter as fuck.
I think Underfell is kind of interesting. I want a full comic that explores the AU with a True Pacifist ending.
There, I said it.
I've been here since October too, anon. Escape is futile.
and never play it again so i could be free of this hell.
It's pretty cool but it really doesn't fit with the game OST at all.
Not the guy that posted it, I think it's really quite fitting; it's obviously a remix of Flowey's theme and the soundfont's different but I think everything about Chara is supposed to be jarring.
not a momfag but here's a nice one I found
Damn that's a fresh one.
I might consider going dumpster diving for new art but I'm still contemplating it.
Silly little lady that worries too much
didn't see the new thread. hope you're still around!
also that means I'm free for another drawing
Dont worry i got what you want.
3 sets of 15 sit-ups! Get rid of that royal paunch!
3 sets of 15 push-ups! A strong chest means you can throw spears harder!
3 sets of 15 lunges! Become the god of hyperdeath!
>3 sets of 15 sit-ups!
EZ, how about 45 sit-ups in one go?
Undyne, I'm ready for anything, and EVERYTHING!
3 sets of 10 squats! Use those legs that Sans doesn't have!
3 sets of 15 calf raises! Gotta extend that stalk!
3 sets of 10 burpees! You need a good, full-body workout to work off all that ramen!
3 sets of 10 chin-ups! Good luck!
Push-ups work the chest mostly, shoulders secondly and triceps thirdly. If you wanna work the shoulders harder, elevate your legs higher above your shoulders!
At least we can all agree Chara is
pure garbage and super ugly, right?
I hope you're all having a good morning, /utg/!
Chara isn't a real character and thus has no place in fan art.
It's the same as writing sonic fanfiction with your OC donut steel character meeting Sonic and getting validated by him
Fitness-Anon here, draw Alphys and Undyne working out together!
Diamond push-ups, both of you! 3 sets of 15!
Just flex in a mirror for 15 minutes!
Nah, just kidding, 3 sets of 15 bicycle crunches!
how fluffy is asriel's fur on a scale of 1 to 10?
Show me, damn it! Then draw more!
Eating healthy and exercise! Exercising increases your metabolism overall, slimming the face!
Sans is too lazy to work out.
But you're not! Give me 3 sets of 15 step-ups!
Here's some nerds working out, fitness-anon
Now I'm going to go work out, your spirit has invigorated me
Going straight to dessert, my child?
Do 3 sets of 15 lying leg raises!
Fitness is important, especially for an old-timer like Gerson! 3 sets of 10 dragon flys!
This is great, thanks for sharing! Enjoy your workout!
As a game probably Lisa, but for the overall experience definitely UT.
why are you doing this anon
I'm gonna cry
did something happen
should i just do it?
i think about it every now and then.
i dont think i can keep going on like this forever
I think I'll stop hating Papyrus, his fans have convinced me. There you go. You won. Happy now? I don't hate tall skel. Just his spaghetti.
thready reminder that people who shit post like this are cancer as other anons have clearly stated. they come under cover to draw lines, divide the thread and sew discontent. they are shitposters pure and simple
tl,dr: see below
I think LISA actually has better gameplay than Earthbound, all told. It's a lot faster, and you get a bunch of characters to play with that allow for a bunch of neat playstyles.
yet another asrielfag who needs to be institutionalized
I'm thinking of playing LISA soon all because of the UT vs LISA shit.
Is it any good? Are there any spooky shit? Because I don't like those. Especially screamers and stuff that's nightmare-inducing.
Hell, if I knew Undertale had spooky shit I would've never played it in the first place. The only reason I played it was because it kept getting shitposted on /v/.
It was inevitable, you where a sans poster. It was just a matter of time.
Kay guys, I posted in last thread but i didn't realize we hit image limit
oh yea, I forgot
>Dingaling used his Drunken Master-style performance sword arts to slice up Toby's lover Mortis Ghost
>as an act of vengeance, Toby created Undertale in hopes of rendering LISA irrelevant
There arent any screamers, but it is an exceptionally bleak setting. It's very very interesting, narratively, and forces the player to make some awful decisions.
His life, or your arm?
Well my problem is that it's very generic (mechanically) so it's not engaging enough for me to fall in love with it.
I feel similarly about The Witcher (i'm playing 3 currently) I really like a lot of the characters and writing, design, etc but it's such a chore to actually play a lot of the time. So much running around, fast travel here to talk to someone, then fast travel back to talk to them at a different spot, then use your batman detective senses to look for something glowing red and follow it. Not to mention the combat is just bad. I love a lot of things about The Witcher but I could never put it on my favorite games list because it's such a chore to get through at times. Novigrad alone almost made me drop it several times.
This is the face of a huge autistic faggot who is extremely socially-inept and has never had a girlfriend in his life.
Goodnight I hate sleeping! Why do I have to wake up early for a party why why why?!
No! Don't you dare do it anon! Giving up is the worst possible thing you can do, you have to persevere and you'll find the light at the end of the tunnel. You may be in a dark place but you can always get out. Willpower can make you do anything as long as you're willing to do it. Believe me anon, its not worth it. I'm here for you, you don't have to feel that way.
Be the change you want to see in the world.
Posting part2 of my "Asgore meet the human who condemned everyone to the undergound fic" (I need to find a more peppy way to describe that.) for the afternoon Europa crowds.
I got around to breaking it down into separate pastes after a brief moment of sanity.
I'm not %100 happy with it to be honest, there's something about the way it flows, especially towards the end that just doesn't sit right with me, so I need to sit down with a good cup of tea and have a real good look at it.
In any case I could do with any feedback you might have, a fresh pair of anons eyes would be most useful.
Also some more sad/Solemn Asgore pics so I don't have to use this every single time would be much appreciated.
I don't have much sad dad but here you go.
Calling things a meme game is in itself a meme.
Hating memes is also a meme.
You cannot escape your memes
I want to groom the goat's fur with my tongue
nice meme reply memelord
Always did wonder, when goats shower do they use bodywosh or shampoo?
Thye might be the only group of people to ever make use of the shampoo function of the Shampoo AND bodywash stuff you can get.
Fitness guy, I can't do pushups (you didn't give me pushups to do, but I figured I'd ask you about this). It's not like an exhaustion problem. The mechanism of a proper pushup is simply confounding to me. Please help.
You put your hands on the floor then push your body straight up.
DO A PLANK
PUT YOUR HANDS ON THE GROUND
LIFT YOUR BODY WITH THE FORCE FROM YOUR HANDS AND YOUR FEET COMBINED
LOWER YOUR BODY BACK TO THE STARTING POSITION
YOU JUST DID A FUCKING PUSH UP
is a terrible idea. Let me help you.
Seconding this one, time was couldn't actually DO a single push-up, now i've gotten myself down into a routine of roughly 30 a day.
What works for me is I do 20 seconds of a particular excersice with a 10 second break, I do two sets of situps, then one set of pushups and repeat that pattern for about 4 mins give or take.
Also make sure your cat is never in the room when you exercise, I went to do some situps and mine sat on me and went to sleep. Later I did some pushups and they sat UNDER me and went to sleep... cats really do make you love and HATE them with all your heart at the same time.
>Friend catching up with me
>"so what do you do in your spare time?"
>I cant say lay on my bed and fantasise to satisfy my crave for escapism
>"I go on the internet sometimes, you know 4chan and all that"
>Friend goes on 4chan
>subtly mention /utg/
>Oh undertale, I see them on like /jp/ and other boards, they're like cancerous, I saw a daki of one of the characters on there the other day.
Now he's really suspicious on what the fuck I do here what am I supposed to say?
marrying flowey even if your fat goat mom doesnt support you
was it nice?
just what i want
You fucked up big time sonny jims.
Good for you, that's something I keep trying to do, with little success, so I just daydream and fantasize instead.
Place your hands so that they are comfortable. They should be shoulder-width, but if you feel better resting on your knuckles, do it. Lower yourself slowly, keeping your back straight, and go as low as you can without your face touching the floor. Your elbows should point towards your toes at the bottom of a push-up.
If it helps, practice by elevating your hands somehow, like resting them on a step or something similar. These push-ups will be easier, and you can slowly increase the difficulty by lowering your upper body, then by raising your lower body. Hope this helps, I'm still about if you need further advice!
>just what i want
He knows the game isn't bad, about five or six of his friends bought it after the whole gamefaqs poll thing. But he knows the community can be cancerous.
to quote him:
>"aren't like half of the people on there furries, because of the characters? I know you don't like them either"
It was so nice, I ended up in the underground and managed to convince him to wrap around my arm and come with me (hnnnng) then we got killing. I was about to reach the end and we were going up this long staircase and then some loud noise happened im the next room and I woke up, I was so annoyed
does every relationship have to be about just sex?
what if i wanna murder people with my qt flower wife or go on nice dates to fancy italian restaurants
sounds cute + fun anon i hope you have another
Yeah, he likes touhou so, he probably isn't any better.
Say idgas and send him some skelelewds
>Toby Fox spends a long day signing autographs and conversing with fanboys in a crowded convention center
>You catch up with him as he's headed back to his hotel room
>You say this >>127892136 to him
>"Oh, y-you don't have to do that much. Just come inside!"
>You think, "The exaggeration worked! Glad I don't have to lick his pits."
>He takes off his shirt.
>"Don't worry, I'll make it a lot easier to get to
what you really want"
>He lays on his bed and lifts his arm up, revealing his recently shorn, sweaty pit
>You meekly creep up onto the bed with him, and get to work
>His pit smells rancid, a mixture of BO and light scents of Axe to combine into this pungent odor
>His sweat tastes as salty as oceanwater, and as sour as a bad cup of coffee
>You spend about an hour in his bosom, about 30 minutes per each pit, licking clean every crevice of his underarms
>Occasionally he'll giggle from being ticklish, or
moan softly from your touch
>He tells you you're done, you thank him.
>You walk out
>Open the door
>Get on the floor
>Everybody walk the dinosaur
Wouldn't be a bad way to spend a con, desu
You like, totally should.
Well the communities for [Planetside2/Wildstar/SMNC/natural Selection2/Starbound/Starmade/Civ-Beyondearth/unlisted choice here] (Circle where appropriate) Because those are dead games and have no community.
Mother 2 is really overrated for how bare-bones it actually is.
Not going to lie how influential it was though.
That's a sure way to get furballs anon. I like floof like any other gote poster but be hygenic. Wosh with hands and or other appendages. Not tongue. Tongue is for kissing and.. other things.
i'm glad you're all so supportive.
There is a serious lack of spooder in these threads
DO NOT LEWD THE DOG.
Does someone have any art of Frisk doing this in the hotel room?
specialized goat fur shampoo would probably be very expensive anon, I don't have that kind of money
Did the burpees routine, I am even more out of shape than I thought. Feels good though, I'm gonna try to make it a regular thing. I can't believe this dumb general is what is getting me to exercise again.
drawfags, please, i never realized how much i need this
I want to marry
No problem, pal, keep it up! Thanks for the lovely GIF, too!
Burpees are pretty intense, even for people in shape. Good job doing them, an hour of anything a day will really help!
You gotta keep doing them, pal! But remember, don't just exercise one group of muscles, that's bad practice. Exercising all over will enhance your metabolism and help define your muscles!
Come on, we can have a double wedding!
All I want in this world is a big butt. Is cardio+above mentioned workouts a good way to solve the problem? I haven't been running recently since it's 2cold out and I don't have anything warm to run in.
Like I said earlier, overall fitness is better for you. It's inadvisable to try to "tone" a specific area since your metabolism doesn't work as hard.
Wrong! Cardio hasn't been proven to reduce muscle gain in any study.
A good diet and exercise combined with love and support make for a happy, healthy lizard.
Can someone here give me a hint, not a spoiler, on how to not kill Asgore?
Its my first run and I haven't killed anything yet so I tried like 20 times now. And since I can evade all his shit each attempt now takes an hour.
I am so tempted to just look online. I guess this is also technically looking online but its the best Idea I got.
Look, cardio can only improve your potential for muscle gain. You work out more, your metabolism works harder, you process chemicals better, you produce more muscle mass in exchange for burning fat. "cardio reduces gains" is bro-science literally as a result of "hurr more gainz".
After at least 30 times of sparing Asgore, Toriel will come (If you didn't kill her) and she will turn evil and kill both you and Asgore. Then Toriel will transform to some weird hideous monster thing with wings and there'll be a spooky boss fight where you can do nothing but act and struggle. Also it's revealed in the end that Toriel is actually Asgore's ex-wife.
You'll have to kill him, Anon
Without Mercy, there are no other solutions
Will you fight out of frustration? Or, will you quit and leave control back to me?
>tfw I've been on a bulk for 6 years
Artist loves drawing hips and thick thighs.