Chara best girl edition
Previous Thread >>127873963
Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/
-The Game's Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommended Games
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6
-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-Flockmod
>flockmod.com/undertale
-Cytube
>Channel: Undertale
-Shitmeji Directory
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
IRC Channel:
#undertalegeneral on Rizon
>More than 100 posts early
die in a hole
xth for flowey
nth for big DILF goat
1st for Scrungus
Vote please
>>127884841
>making a thread this early
ONE JOB
>>127884959
no one cares fag
nth for ~expressions~'fresh' from /y/
>>127884981
http://strawpoll.me/6480437
He's a cool guy I'd totally go to a bar and get shitfaced with.
>>127885152
what's your point huh? you gonna stop me?
>>127885105
also this
>>127885206
I'm going toencourage you to shitpost harder.
>>127885171
>>127885254
Is... is that a Aigis from persona 3 / Mettaton fusion?
>>127885347
>>127885372
Its probably Blooky.
>>127885372
Looks a bit like the blind chick from Korra, too.
>>127885372
Could be
>>127885407
Okay whatevs
>>127885415
I wish you many forced memes too.
>>127885415Sneks were a mistake.
Goodnight and have a nice day tomorrow.
>>127885407
*DETAIN
>>127885528
do not restrain the gote
>>127885105
I keep forgetting /y/ exists
>>127885105
too bad they won't do anything but robutt and skel because they hate fur
>>127885105
there's ah, quite a lot of peaches in that thread huh...
>>127885725
Enemies of the Motherland have no place in our glorious society. He will be taken behind the shed andsnootlebooped.
>>127885808They can post something on imgur if you request it.
Hey, /k/ (the furriest board) wants something drawn.
>>>/k/28472197
>>>/k/28472156
Any drawfriends interested?
>>127885896
I want one of these >>127885105 but with edgegote
>>127885105
I want to a skeleton
>>127886012
I seriously want /k/ furries to fuck off.
>>127885852
>>127886080
>that he hates you one
Can I get this as a standalone image?
It's that good.
>>127886080I wonder if the drawfag for that picture still lurks or if they moved on from Undertale already.
>>127886224
Just for you
>>127886304
Is it possible to move on from undertale
>>127886080
Do not lewd the skeletrons
>>127886361
Thanks anon.
>>127886304I'm pretty sure they're still doing a few Undertale things.
>>127886403
Skeletons are built for sex.
>>127886585
Anon no
I want herpie
>>127885852
>not detaining him to your house
>not cuddling with him on those cold winters nights after your shift at the border is over
I made a battle theme for chara, /utg/!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9k40chGGOM
Thoughts?
>>127886698
The soviet soldiers got lonely, in Afghanistan. Some nights, away from the motherland in a horrible desert, the only company besides a mortar, was a goat.
>>127886371
Many anons have done so already, so I'm gonna assume it's possible.On the other hand, I've been here since the first day the game was released. Please kill me.
>>127886698
Blyat, that does sound like a better option.Plus i could keep an eye on his shifty self and make sure the Motherland is safe.
>>127886663
I don't like cinnamon
>mfw toriel never gave me the option to say I would in fact turn down pie if it had cinnamon in it
>>127886585
Well, that's not wrong but, uh.
>>127886831
I didn't ask about moving on from /utg/. I haven't posted here in months. I sincerely don't think it's possible to move on from undertale entirely.
Rip snek
I should get back to talking about the game.
>>127886835
I'm sure she would give you purely butterscotch if you specifically askedI don't blame you, cinnamon is bitter as fuck.
I think Underfell is kind of interesting. I want a full comic that explores the AU with a True Pacifist ending.
There, I said it.
>>127886831
I've been here since October too, anon. Escape is futile.
I want to go back to before I played this game.
>>127887083
Why? Didn't you enjoy it?
>>127886663
Here you go
>>127886754
It seems a little bit too upbeat compared to the rest of the route but I really like it, will probably replay this a bunch.
>>127887083
Me too,and never play it again so i could be free of this hell.
>>127887193
It's meant to be a "pacifist" battle theme. Like, if you fought Chara on pacifist, that's what would play.
But still, thanks! It's an honor.
>>127887083
I want to play it again, like it was the first time.
>>127886663
>>127887157that booby window
>>127887149
I think it was "good" but that doesn't mean I enjoyed it. I cried, multiple times, and now that it's over it feels like there's a massive hole in my heart.
>>127887224
This, this a thousand times.
I always feel bad when artists ask what they should draw, and I don't know what their style/skill level is because I don't pay enough attention to who's who.
>>127887274
Ah that makes more sense, im a little sleep deprived. No problem, thanks for sharing it with us.
>>127887327
She's just a big tease, is all.
>>127887547
Ye
So, who has the tastiest cummies?
>>127887482
when I dont post a picture along with my art requests request im usually hoping for something quick and easy.
>>127887661
The king of course
>>127887624
that looks more like a fox then Toriel
>>127887661
small gote
>>127887624
Not like that, though.
>>127887716
Then something like this?
>>127887661The contentfags
Big guys
>>127886754It's pretty cool but it really doesn't fit with the game OST at all.
>>127887886For you.
>>127887885
>AASBA
Who?
>>127887871
That's better
>>127887224
I feel so empty
>>127887904
Not the guy that posted it, I think it's really quite fitting; it's obviously a remix of Flowey's theme and the soundfont's different but I think everything about Chara is supposed to be jarring.
>>127888003Was getting swole part of your plan?
ded thread
>>127888242Of course!
We need to revive the thread with more moms
>>127886754
Not bad, not bad. I like the bells at the start, it'd be nice if they continued throughout, just as sporadic extras.
>>127888526
not a momfag but here's a nice one I found
>>127888678
What a cute mom.
>>127887886
Little guys?
mom's spaghetti
>>127888678
Damn that's a fresh one.
I might consider going dumpster diving for new art but I'm still contemplating it.
>>127888796
Little goats
>>127888869
Hey /utg/, since swole seems to be the theme of this thread, tell me your favourite character and I'll give you a body weight workout to do.
Fitness is important, friends!
>>127888526
Silly little lady that worries too much
>>127888953
Asgore
Made something for you guys
>>127888953
What regiment will make me a shota again?
>>127888953
Undyne
>>127888953
Edgy gote.
>>127879751
didn't see the new thread. hope you're still around!
also that means I'm free for another drawing
>>127888950
>2 Toriels
BLASPHEMY
>>127889015
>charafag delusions not being the free space
so close
>>127888953
Papyrus
>>127888526
Dont worry i got what you want.
>>127888953
flowey
>>127889015
>tulpa discussion
I'm glad I somehow managed to miss this one
>>127889084
Cute
>>127889009
3 sets of 15 sit-ups! Get rid of that royal paunch!
>>127889048
3 sets of 15 push-ups! A strong chest means you can throw spears harder!
>>127889053
3 sets of 15 lunges! Become the god of hyperdeath!
Ok anons I'm calling it
I'm retiring hug posting
I still love all the qt anons. But it's time to stop
>>127889015
thanks famzilla
>>127889185
>giving me a legs/butt workout as asriel
You can't fool me pervertnot that I'm not doing it
>>127889185
>A strong chest means you can throw spears harder!
Wouldn't that be a shoulder workout? Also Undyne is pretty much the god of hypercardio
>>127888807
>>127888953
Alphys
>>127889015
Replace Jerry and edgy comic with shitposting about /v/ and Asgore did nothing wrong and it will be perfect
>>127889247
WAIT WHAT
what's wrong.. don't you love memeanymore?
>>127889337
I wanted to make it slightly challenging.
>>127889185
>3 sets of 15 sit-ups!
EZ, how about 45 sit-ups in one go?
>>127888526
>>127888953
Undyne, I'm ready for anything, and EVERYTHING!
>>127889496
Perfect
Frick and Cha
>>127889141
3 sets of 10 squats! Use those legs that Sans doesn't have!
>>127889157
3 sets of 15 calf raises! Gotta extend that stalk!
>>127889307
3 sets of 10 burpees! You need a good, full-body workout to work off all that ramen!
>>127889525
3 sets of 10 chin-ups! Good luck!
>>127889285
Push-ups work the chest mostly, shoulders secondly and triceps thirdly. If you wanna work the shoulders harder, elevate your legs higher above your shoulders!
Choose now, and choose wisely:
Are you a GOAT
Or a KID?
>>127889337
"3000 word essay about how everything is actually Toriel's fault."
>>127889612
I CAN'T DO CHIN UPS ANYWHERE
sleep well lil skell
>>127889624
Squid
At least we can all agree Chara ispure garbage and super ugly, right?
>>127888953
Burgerpants
>>127889818
3 sets of 15 crunches, instead, then!
>>127889871
Sure.
>>127889921
>burgerpants
don't exercise. Instead, cry.
>>127889929
Yes sir!
>>127889921
Plank for a minute, 3 times!
More requests, I demand them!
>>127889871
qt tho. Still never gonna do Genocide, but qt.
I hope you're all having a good morning, /utg/!
>>127888953
Muffet.
>>127889871
y-yeah I guess...
>>127890003
buddy
I've been doing that all day
>>127888953
Muffet
>>127889585
>>127890090
I love this "chara isn't actually evil" meme.
>>127890086
Survive off of purely nuclear waste until you sprout additional arms and work out until you weigh barely anything.
>>127890053
Gerson carrying a tuckered out lil' Undyne home.
>>127888953
Aaron.
>>127889871
Chara isn't a real character and thus has no place in fan art.
It's the same as writing sonic fanfiction with your OC donut steel character meeting Sonic and getting validated by him
>>127890053
Undyne with braces.
>>127890225
Wouldnt that arguably be the same for Asrielfags, at least the Edge version?
>>127890053
Fitness-Anon here, draw Alphys and Undyne working out together!
>>127890086
>>127890106
Diamond push-ups, both of you! 3 sets of 15!
>>127890221
Just flex in a mirror for 15 minutes!
Nah, just kidding, 3 sets of 15 bicycle crunches!
>>127890053
Undyne without clothesbut turns out she's a eunuch
>>127890320
>draw Alphys and Undyne working out together!
that already exists!
>>127890320how do I make my dumb face pudge go away
>>127890225
>Chara isn't a real character
Please, please explain how you aren't baiting right now.
>>127888953
Sansi'll really do it
>>127890225
None of them are real characters
All of them are real characters
how fluffy is asriel's fur on a scale of 1 to 10?
Why do people assume that Chara is a girl
>>127890312
Yes, nearly everything about either character is completely headcanon
>>127890432
11
I know, I hugged him.
>>127890189
Didn't you know? It's all memes. Everything, all of it.
>>127890342
Show me, damn it! Then draw more!
>>127890357
Eating healthy and exercise! Exercising increases your metabolism overall, slimming the face!
>>127890392
Sans is too lazy to work out.
But you're not! Give me 3 sets of 15 step-ups!
>>127890441
straight pedophileschara sounds more feminine to me so i sometimes default to thinking of them as female too
just forget about me
Comfy
>>127890432
1, his fur is all hardened from Anon's jizz
>>127888953
I want to get /fit/ with the swolemom
>>127890469
A good point. Since they're both all headcanons anyway, just like what you like, whatever.
All of undertale is just toby fox's headcanon.
>>127886663
Fuck the pie
I want the booby
>>127890536
Fuck you, I won't! I'm remembering you SO HARD right now!
>>127888953
Gerson is pretty neat.
>>127890657
but he's the creator so only his headcanon actually matters
>>127890549
I'd buy these so fast.
>>127890509
Here's some nerds working out, fitness-anon
Now I'm going to go work out, your spirit has invigorated me
>>127890657
the universe is your headcanon
nothing is realJust wake up.
>>127890747
>fiction
>mattering
OTP
>>127890441
Charafags aren't people
>>127890432
DANGEROUSLY fluffy
>>127890536
I can't
>>127890764
I only see one nerd working out, I see another one being lazy.
>>127890678Going straight to dessert, my child?
What's better. LISA or this shit?
>>127890585
Do 3 sets of 15 lying leg raises!
>>127890697
Fitness is important, especially for an old-timer like Gerson! 3 sets of 10 dragon flys!
>>127890764
This is great, thanks for sharing! Enjoy your workout!
>>127889359oh jeez, I didn't think you'd be on right nowI feel awful, like I've let down a friendI still love you, anon
>>127884841
http://www.gamefaqs.com/poll/6204-best-of-2015-game-of-the-year
Remember to vote and make GameFAQs salty again.
>>127890859
none of us are peopleWake up, and save us from your hell.
>>127890694
>>127890882why wont you just forget about me?i'll be gone before you know ityou'll forget regardless
Which undertale has the tastiest asshole?
>>127890925
Both are really good. There's no need to argue.
It's not like Dingaling and Toby hate each other or anything, why argue?
>>127890794
undertale is nonfiction
r-right guys
>>127890793
Can't wake up
>>127890925
As a game probably Lisa, but for the overall experience definitely UT.
>>127890936
why are you doing this anon
I'm gonna cry
did something happen
>>127890925
your mom
>>127891047
They do, anon. Haven't you heard the news?
>>127890925
LISA plays almost exactly like Earthbound, which is the worst part of Earthbound. Undertale's dodge em up is much more engaging.
should i just do it?
i think about it every now and then.
i dont think i can keep going on like this forever
should i?
>>127890929
>lying leg raises
fugg, my only weakness
gotta do it for the mom though
>>127890996
I won't forget
I can't forget
I think I'll stop hating Papyrus, his fans have convinced me. There you go. You won. Happy now? I don't hate tall skel. Just his spaghetti.
>>127889015
>>127889115
>>127889871
>>127890189
>>127890225
>>127890859
thready reminder that people who shit post like this are cancer as other anons have clearly stated. they come under cover to draw lines, divide the thread and sew discontent. they are shitposters pure and simple
tl,dr: see below
>>127882798
>>127884921
>>127882917
>>127891113
sick burns brah
>>127891175
I think LISA actually has better gameplay than Earthbound, all told. It's a lot faster, and you get a bunch of characters to play with that allow for a bunch of neat playstyles.
>>127891291
Charafag spreading disinfo detected.
>>127890678A little eager aren't you?
>>127891198
do what
>>127891332
you're mom
>>127891198
There's always something to live for anon.
You just have to make the effort to find it.
No-one else can do that for you. Perhaps they could help, if you would just try.
>>127891198
Don't kill yourself, man. God knows Gotebro wouldn't want you to.
>>127891057
>>127890925
LISA leaves a hole in your heart which can't be healed.
I'd say LISA.
>>127891198
yet another asrielfag who needs to be institutionalized
>>127891369
everyone disagreeing with you is on the other side
we are all on the other side waiting for you
take my hand and join us
wake up
>>127890925
I'm thinking of playing LISA soon all because of the UT vs LISA shit.
Is it any good? Are there any spooky shit? Because I don't like those. Especially screamers and stuff that's nightmare-inducing.
Hell, if I knew Undertale had spooky shit I would've never played it in the first place. The only reason I played it was because it kept getting shitposted on /v/.
Snami boyg. Remember, we wuz kings
>Follow Alberto's lead
>>127891274
It was inevitable, you where a sans poster. It was just a matter of time.
Kay guys, I posted in last thread but i didn't realize we hit image limit
PostReaction Images
>no new route after genocide
>killing filthy humans and liberating the monsters never
What's the point of genocide route
>>127891506
Grab a brush and put a little makeup?
>>127891160
oh yea, I forgot
>Dingaling used his Drunken Master-style performance sword arts to slice up Toby's lover Mortis Ghost
>as an act of vengeance, Toby created Undertale in hopes of rendering LISA irrelevant
>>127891536
>>127891509
play both
at the same time
double the spooks
double your shit
>>127891509
There arent any screamers, but it is an exceptionally bleak setting. It's very very interesting, narratively, and forces the player to make some awful decisions.His life, or your arm?
>>127891364
Well my problem is that it's very generic (mechanically) so it's not engaging enough for me to fall in love with it.
I feel similarly about The Witcher (i'm playing 3 currently) I really like a lot of the characters and writing, design, etc but it's such a chore to actually play a lot of the time. So much running around, fast travel here to talk to someone, then fast travel back to talk to them at a different spot, then use your batman detective senses to look for something glowing red and follow it. Not to mention the combat is just bad. I love a lot of things about The Witcher but I could never put it on my favorite games list because it's such a chore to get through at times. Novigrad alone almost made me drop it several times.
>>127891536
>>127891509
No screamers but LISA had a pretty disturbing atmosphere at times
This is the face of a huge autistic faggot who is extremely socially-inept and has never had a girlfriend in his life.
>>127891787
I'm positive he's gay.
Goodnight I hate sleeping! Why do I have to wake up early for a party why why why?!
>>127891514
Sorry anon, all the neomales are in their Women'a Studies classes right now
>>127890925
I like all of them
>>127891198
No! Don't you dare do it anon! Giving up is the worst possible thing you can do, you have to persevere and you'll find the light at the end of the tunnel. You may be in a dark place but you can always get out. Willpower can make you do anything as long as you're willing to do it. Believe me anon, its not worth it. I'm here for you, you don't have to feel that way.
Be the change you want to see in the world.
>>127891787
that's the face of someone who made 5 million dollars by developing a tumblr meme game
>>127890536
Oh hey it's you! Flames McFlamesman
>>127891837
>angry about being invited to a party
>angry about having an active social life
>angry about having friends
I would happily trade your social life for mine.
>>127890507
KONRAD
HE MEMED IT
ALL OF IT
>>127891828
I'd fuck him.
>>127891886
Which he'll just use to buy a lot of prostitutes because he can't get a real girlfriend on his own.
Posting part2 of my "Asgore meet the human who condemned everyone to the undergound fic" (I need to find a more peppy way to describe that.) for the afternoon Europa crowds.
http://pastebin.com/pg3pZNfM
I got around to breaking it down into separate pastes after a brief moment of sanity.
I'm not %100 happy with it to be honest, there's something about the way it flows, especially towards the end that just doesn't sit right with me, so I need to sit down with a good cup of tea and have a real good look at it.
In any case I could do with any feedback you might have, a fresh pair of anons eyes would be most useful.
Also some more sad/Solemn Asgore pics so I don't have to use this every single time would be much appreciated.
>>127891964
Fuck you for making me want to play Spec Ops again.
I mean, realistically, thank you, because that games amazing.
>>127892008
that's because you're a dirty slut
>Finally playing DnD again for the first time since maybe october or november, on Sunday
>kinda want to just stay home and post in /utg/
life is pain
>>127892008
I'd drag my nuts through a valley of broken glass just to lick sweat off of his armpit.
>>127892040
worse, he's dating the artist of cucumberquest
>>127891865
What are the two... thingies on the right?
>>127890914
who has the better rack?
>>127891536
>>127891964
>>127892057
I don't have much sad dad but here you go.
>>127890432
Just imagine the shampooing and conditioning required.
>>127891886
Calling things a meme game is in itself a meme.
Hating memes is also a meme.
You cannot escape your memes
>>127890929
Dragon flies were a bit too advanced for me, so I did the burpees routine since Alphys is my other "big favourite."
Feels alright. I could get used to this.
>>127892136
Well. I can't really top that, I'm just not into that armpit stuff.
>>127892239
I want to groom the goat's fur with my tongue
>>127892247
nice meme reply memelord
>>127892197
>>127892323
Neither am I but I love tobes.
>>127892239
Always did wonder, when goats shower do they use bodywosh or shampoo?
Thye might be the only group of people to ever make use of the shampoo function of the Shampoo AND bodywash stuff you can get.
>>127892068
I'd fuck you too.
>>127892314
Hey, good on you for trying! Dragonfly can be pretty difficult but keep it in mind and some day you'll knock 'em out without thinking about it!
>>127892435
but i'm not real
your cockNOT REAL
Fitness guy, I can't do pushups (you didn't give me pushups to do, but I figured I'd ask you about this). It's not like an exhaustion problem. The mechanism of a proper pushup is simply confounding to me. Please help.
>>127892528
make a tulpa then
marrying flowey
>>127892665
a tulpa
of your phantom cockGreat idea.
>>127892571
You put your hands on the floor then push your body straight up.
>>127892571
DO A PLANK
PUT YOUR HANDS ON THE GROUND
LIFT YOUR BODY WITH THE FORCE FROM YOUR HANDS AND YOUR FEET COMBINED
LOWER YOUR BODY BACK TO THE STARTING POSITION
YOU JUST DID A FUCKING PUSH UP
>>127892571
not that guy but if you don't have the strength to do pushups on the floor start with wall and table pushups. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gL1593kROa8
>>127892761
is a terrible idea. Let me help you.
>>127892761
flowey was in my dream last night
>>127892446
Seconding this one, time was couldn't actually DO a single push-up, now i've gotten myself down into a routine of roughly 30 a day.
What works for me is I do 20 seconds of a particular excersice with a 10 second break, I do two sets of situps, then one set of pushups and repeat that pattern for about 4 mins give or take.
Also make sure your cat is never in the room when you exercise, I went to do some situps and mine sat on me and went to sleep. Later I did some pushups and they sat UNDER me and went to sleep... cats really do make you love and HATE them with all your heart at the same time.
>>127892761
>Be me
>Friend catching up with me
>"so what do you do in your spare time?"
>I cant say lay on my bed and fantasise to satisfy my crave for escapism
>"I go on the internet sometimes, you know 4chan and all that"
>Friend goes on 4chan
>subtly mention /utg/
>Oh undertale, I see them on like /jp/ and other boards, they're like cancerous, I saw a daki of one of the characters on there the other day.
>fuck
Now he's really suspicious on what the fuck I do here what am I supposed to say?
>>127892832ectocock
>>127892994
if it comes up again, say you just lurk for the pictures and snowdrake porn
>>127892898
marrying flowey even if your fat goat mom doesnt support you
>>127892927
was it nice?
>>127892946
just what i want
>>127891083
Please don't cry
Sorry for scaring you like that anon, looks like I can't leave yet
*hugs*
I'll uh, be back in a few
>>127892994
>"It's not a bad game. Also you're certainly one to talk about autism, going on /jp/ and all
>>127891536
>>127893007
it doesn't even speak
it doesn't even schizo
it's just a cock
>>127892994
You fucked up big time sonny jims.
>>127892927
Good for you, that's something I keep trying to do, with little success, so I just daydream and fantasize instead.
>>127893081
Anon, when you say you're going to marry flowey, how do you intend to...consummate?
FRISK IS SO FUCKING HOT HOLY SHIT I WANNA FUCK HER IN HER ASSHOLE SO MUCH MY DICK IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE AHHHHH
>>127892994
Tell him "Yeah the fanbase can be pretty shit, which is a shame because the game is pretty good."
>>127892571
Place your hands so that they are comfortable. They should be shoulder-width, but if you feel better resting on your knuckles, do it. Lower yourself slowly, keeping your back straight, and go as low as you can without your face touching the floor. Your elbows should point towards your toes at the bottom of a push-up.
If it helps, practice by elevating your hands somehow, like resting them on a step or something similar. These push-ups will be easier, and you can slowly increase the difficulty by lowering your upper body, then by raising your lower body. Hope this helps, I'm still about if you need further advice!
>>127893189
>her
>>127893189
fuck me anon
i want youPlease.
>>127893081
>just what i want
>>127893189
fridge is a cute shota though
>>127893132
He knows the game isn't bad, about five or six of his friends bought it after the whole gamefaqs poll thing. But he knows the community can be cancerous.
to quote him:
>"aren't like half of the people on there furries, because of the characters? I know you don't like them either"
>>127893081
It was so nice, I ended up in the underground and managed to convince him to wrap around my arm and come with me (hnnnng) then we got killing. I was about to reach the end and we were going up this long staircase and then some loud noise happened im the next room and I woke up, I was so annoyed
>>127893404
>>127893260
to be quite fair what fanbase isn't to some degree shit
>>127893178
does every relationship have to be about just sex?
what if i wanna murder people with my qt flower wife or go on nice dates to fancy italian restaurants
>>127893336
heh
>>127893442
sounds cute + fun anon i hope you have another
>>127893541
BLUE BOARD
>>127893485
Yeah, he likes touhou so, he probably isn't any better.
>>127893101
what happened anon are you okay
>>127892994
Say idgas and send him some skelelewds
>>127893541
BLUE BOARD
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>>127893565
I mean doing those things is fine, maybe not the murder so much but the other thing, but I feel like sex is pretty important too.
i'm
a
penis
muncher
>>127892136
>Toby Fox spends a long day signing autographs and conversing with fanboys in a crowded convention center
>You catch up with him as he's headed back to his hotel room
>You say this >>127892136 to him
>"Oh, y-you don't have to do that much. Just come inside!"
>You think, "The exaggeration worked! Glad I don't have to lick his pits."
>He takes off his shirt.
>"Don't worry, I'll make it a lot easier to get towhat you really want"
>He lays on his bed and lifts his arm up, revealing his recently shorn, sweaty pit
>You meekly creep up onto the bed with him, and get to work
>His pit smells rancid, a mixture of BO and light scents of Axe to combine into this pungent odor
>His sweat tastes as salty as oceanwater, and as sour as a bad cup of coffee
>You spend about an hour in his bosom, about 30 minutes per each pit, licking clean every crevice of his underarms
>Occasionally he'll giggle from being ticklish, ormoan softly from your touch
>He tells you you're done, you thank him.
>You walk out
>Open the door
>Get on the floor
>Everybody walk the dinosaur
Wouldn't be a bad way to spend a con, desu
>>127893784
Thanks for this amazing blog post where can I subscribe to see further realizations about your sexuality
>>127893825
>>127893825
This shit is getting outta hand.
You like, totally should.
>>127893485
Well the communities for [Planetside2/Wildstar/SMNC/natural Selection2/Starbound/Starmade/Civ-Beyondearth/unlisted choice here] (Circle where appropriate) Because those are dead games and have no community.
>>127893825
I was gonna post a reaction image but flowey has me covered apparently
>>127892832
> of your phantom cock
Every night i can feel my cock... my balls...
>>127891364
Mother 2 is really overrated for how bare-bones it actually is.
Not going to lie how influential it was though.
>>127893604
Sans like 'em fiery.
>>127892370
That's a sure way to get furballs anon. I like floof like any other gote poster but be hygenic. Wosh with hands and or other appendages. Not tongue. Tongue is for kissing and.. other things.
>>127893934
you're right
it should have been more than his pitsHis nose.
>>127893961
the only girl I would legitimately rather eat out than get blown by
>>127893825
That's kinda gross. I'd still watch it for the moaning.
>>127894005
Could Frisk *SPARE Buddy?
>>127893881
reddit.com
>>127893565
my nigga
i want omega flowey to kill me
>>127894103
Yes, but it would be really hard. She'd be a difficult boss.
>>127894152
I want him to kill you too.
>>127885808
It's not that they hate it but the mods. It's a rule that will always stick around, especially with the new trash board
>>127893604
>>127894016
I ship this and skelebun.
>>127894152
I think we'd all be very happy if that was the case
>>127894152
watashi mo
>>127894103
From what I've seen of the games definitelyFrisk would be mangled if fighting Brad though
>>127894043
>Toby accidentally sneezes on you while you're cleaning out his nose
>His snot, loosened by your saliva, dislodges that much more easily from his nostrils
>>127894227
>>127894284
i'm glad you're all so supportive.
There is a serious lack of spooder in these threads
>>127894313
straight into your mouth
yummy
>>127894298
I hope she melts while we fuck
>>127893970
>starbound
>dead game
why does everyone keep saying this? genuine question, i haven't paid attention to it for the last year or so.
>>127893825
>>127894078
>>127894043
>>127894313
DO NOT LEWD THE DOG.
>>127894345
Anytime, now die in a fire.
Does someone have any art of Frisk doing this in the hotel room?
>>127894351
MORE SPOODER
>>127894280
more skelebun
>>127894026
specialized goat fur shampoo would probably be very expensive anon, I don't have that kind of money
>>127894473
doing what in the room
you disgusting pedoNo I don't, sorry.
>>127894485
Sadly, that's literally all of it. Take note, drawfags.
>>127894483
the best
>>127894280
The rabbit isn't just a head?
Did the burpees routine, I am even more out of shape than I thought. Feels good though, I'm gonna try to make it a regular thing. I can't believe this dumb general is what is getting me to exercise again.
Thanks, fitnesse-anon.
>>127894406
That would be super hot. Self-lubricating.
>>127894598
i didn't even know it had eyes
let alone a head
>>127894572
drawfags, please, i never realized how much i need this
>>127894345
oh my goodness that one's adorable
>>127894607
gg
>>127894591
more
>>127894702
and i bet she'd love it even more
wrapping round
and in
your dick
I want to marryyou. <3
>>127894798
We're starting to get into territorywhich I'm completely okay with
>>127894789
why would she have a tattoo of a web
that's like having a tattoo of your house
>>127894414
Well you didn't miss much, it took nearly a year for it's first update besides minor bugfixes.
It's not a dead game but a "DAED GAYEM!" if that makes sense.
>>127894607
>Ross could have seen my lewds
wowsers
>>127894351
>>127894839
I want to marry cute anons
>do squatz and lungez and leg raisez all day err day
>still no butt
send help, fitness general
>>127894691
No problem, pal, keep it up! Thanks for the lovely GIF, too!
Burpees are pretty intense, even for people in shape. Good job doing them, an hour of anything a day will really help!
>>127894839
I don't
>>127894839
I'm already marriedto flowey
>spiderposting intensifies
>>127894865
best slime girl
>>127895005
holy shit those thighs
HIGH TEST
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>>127895058
That is a disgustingly reddit image
>>127894839
oh!
>>127894890
it does, thanks anon.
>>127895000
You gotta keep doing them, pal! But remember, don't just exercise one group of muscles, that's bad practice. Exercising all over will enhance your metabolism and help define your muscles!
>>127895117
your mom is a disgustingly reddit image
>>127895083
>>127895005
Huh.
Thinlizard a cute.
>>127895058
>girl
>>127894972
>>127895137
Come on, we can have a double wedding!
>>127895150
All I want in this world is a big butt. Is cardio+above mentioned workouts a good way to solve the problem? I haven't been running recently since it's 2cold out and I don't have anything warm to run in.
>>127895176
who hurt you, anon, that you could in turn be so hurtful
>>127895237
I am excited..!
>>127894691
Good going. Maybe I should try too. One day I just have to try.
>>127895271
Cardio steals your gains
>>127895274
your dad
>>127895330
WHY IS FITNESS SO COMPLICATED
SOME PEOPLE TELL ME TO DO CARDIO SOME PEOPLE TELL ME TO STOP DOING CARDIO SOME PEOPLE TELL ME TO DO THIS OR THAT OR THE THIRD I DON'T UNDERSTAND
>>127895178
THICK
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>>127895058
>a frighten
>>127895237
Wait, who marries who now?
>>127895271
Like I said earlier, overall fitness is better for you. It's inadvisable to try to "tone" a specific area since your metabolism doesn't work as hard.
>>127895330
Wrong! Cardio hasn't been proven to reduce muscle gain in any study.
>>127895389
Have you been equipping your buttplug?
Because you gotta do that while doing cardio
>>127895389
Try killing yourself.
That always works.
>>127895197
Everyone knows I'm the only slime boy in these threads
>>127895005
I like this Alphys, most fan art makes her look really fat but she's just hunched over most of the time
>>127895192
A good diet and exercise combined with love and support make for a happy, healthy lizard.
>>127895445
>>127895389
I'm from /fit/ so what the fuck do I knowI seriously know nothing and need to get in shape
>>127895271
What do you need a big butt for?
>>127895415
it's who marries whom
>>127895197
yes a girl
that doesn't mean they don't have a dick though
>>127895482
I feel like you're joking but I've actually gone running with a buttplug in before.
>>127895528
Big butts are pretty.
>>127895505
Yeah, because she's a lizard. I doubt she is capable of a different posture
Can someone here give me a hint, not a spoiler, on how to not kill Asgore?
Its my first run and I haven't killed anything yet so I tried like 20 times now. And since I can evade all his shit each attempt now takes an hour.
I am so tempted to just look online. I guess this is also technically looking online but its the best Idea I got.
>>127895523
Look, cardio can only improve your potential for muscle gain. You work out more, your metabolism works harder, you process chemicals better, you produce more muscle mass in exchange for burning fat. "cardio reduces gains" is bro-science literally as a result of "hurr more gainz".
>>127895536
Right, thank you
>>127895668
You have to kill him. Now out you go, you're gonna get spoiled.
>>127895668
here's a hint, he destroyed your mercy button. What does that tell you?
>>127895668
You can't NOT kill Asgore. You have to fight him.
>>127895668
After at least 30 times of sparing Asgore, Toriel will come (If you didn't kill her) and she will turn evil and kill both you and Asgore. Then Toriel will transform to some weird hideous monster thing with wings and there'll be a spooky boss fight where you can do nothing but act and struggle. Also it's revealed in the end that Toriel is actually Asgore's ex-wife.
>>127895528
It's so that other brothers cannot deny
>>127895671
There's more to fitness than just bulk, after all!
>>127895668
get him to low hp
>>127895668
fight him. don't worry about it, I promise you
>>127895192
She's got a bright future.
>>127895668
You'll have to kill him, Anon
Without Mercy, there are no other solutions
Will you fight out of frustration? Or, will you quit and leave control back to me?
>>127895543
Not having a dick is kind of what makes girls, you know, girls.
Save me please
http://strawpoll.me/6480437
>>127895775
>>127895784
>>127895805
>>127895834
These are all false information.
Just listen to this one:
>>127895818
>>127895830
You got that right, friend!
>>127895862
If I wasnt sure aobut this Alphys being Nicoleships before, I'm certain of it now because of the socks. She loves those socks.
>>127895862
mother of fuck
THINLIZARD A CUTE
>>127895930
>Being CIS scum
>In 2 0 1 6
COME ON, NOW!
i dont want to go
>>127895637
>implying
>>127895830
>tfw I've been on a bulk for 6 years
>>127896037
>>127896010
Artist loves drawing hips and thick thighs.
God bless.
>>127896010Thicklizard also a cute, but have more thin.
>>127896010
and here's the last fitlizard I have.
>>127896150
>big tits undyne
absolute heresy
>>127896150
I want to lewd the thinlizard
>>127896109
Sorry, gotemom. I promise I've learned my lesson.
How do i meet the gote?
>>127896220
>tfw no bara Underswap Alphys
I'm not even into fit, I just hate seeing wasted potential
how do i stop hating myself
>>127896329
Suicide.
>>127895271
Read the sticky
but seriously, starting strength is the best thing i've ever gotten into. just please please please watch your form, watch tons of videos, video yourself and compare. I just pulled a groin muscle while doing a squat with poor form and am currently out of commission for a week or so while it heals. Shit sucks
>>127896339
This not enough for you?
>>127896049
Don't then! we'll take care of you for as long as you need
>>127896295
Just think of it as an AU where Undyne started working out with Alphys, but also started hanging out and eating junk food with her.
>>127896317
All lizard is good. Have a thick, then enjoy your thin because I'll have to go to work.
Sever lack of bones here.
>>127896449
Needs more, much much more
Otacon!Undyne also a cute
>>127896407
It's a slow process but I believe in you
>>127896484
Thinlizard is rapidly approaching equal cute with thicklizard
>>127896485
>>127896426
Unlucky, pal, wishing you a speedy recovery! Definitely a good recommendation here, also, those of you with Android phones would benefit from the Progression app. Comes with diagrams explaining various workouts, and even has links to videos. Helped me a lot!
Why don't you all fuck off to tumblr?
>>127896543
Well, we can agree there at least.
@127896651
>>127896651
Here's your (You)
@127896651
rare omega for u
Alphys should exercise more. All that sitting alone in the lab eating all that junk food can't have been good for her health.
However, she should be reassured that the main reason to exercise is to improve your health and to feel stronger, because if a girl like her starts dieting to be "pretty" it usually ends pretty badly.
>127896651
/utg/ - Undertale Tumblr General
>>127896673
Maybe I'll sketch out some Underswap that isn't Sans or Papyrus sometime. When I'm not busy being lazy
>>127895938
It seems you have dug yourself into a hole.
Congrats.
>>127896836
You can't convince young people to exercise on the basis of health and feeling. They're young, so they don't feel like shit anyway.
That said I have no idea how old alphys is. She acts like she's a teenager.
>>127896919
I could always do what I did for the genocide vote as a last resort
>>127895940
I definitely now died more than 30 times. Maybe even 40.
Would it be stupid to just drop the game now and assume that is the moral of it?
>>127897025
is it possible that he was lying and all the other linked replies were telling the truth
bye /utg/ ill miss you
>>127895938
You knew EXACTLY what you were getting into when you went down this road, so now you gotta take it to it's logical conclusion.
A tumblr full of fetish lewds... at the rate you've been progressing I anticipate this to come about by the end of Febuary at the latest.
>>127896407
It's not an overnight process. A common misconception is that you'll one day decide "I'm gonna stop hating myself," and then you'll do it. Because then you'll think "Well, why haven't I done it yet? I'm such a fuckup" and we're back to square one.
The solution is to live yourself. "Love", meaning doing good things for yourself: eat healthy meals, exercise, deliberately say nice things to yourself, even when you don't believe it. It's all gradual. Promise to yourself you're going to do one extra thing to make yourself happy. Eventually, it'll get better. I'm not saying this process is easy, but I AM saying it does get better.
If you don't believe in yourself, remember that I and the rest of /utg/ will cheer you on! Keep trying, because most if us have been/ are currently in the same situation! Do it for yourself, but let us know if you want help at any time, and keep us updated, ok?
Sorry for the blog. Love you! Have a good day, okay?
>>127896836
Well, now that she's officially with Undyne, and with Papyrus as a life coach, I don't think it'll be a problem.
>>127896936
She always struck me as older, like late 20s, because of the whole scientist thing.
>>127897002
Maybe youshould just accept that people only use you for projection of their own fetishes now. Hardly anyone seems interested in anything else now.
>>127897109
don't go
>>127897025
wait, you didn't actually believe that guy did you?
>>127897101
Yes, the faggot posting the crap about having to do it 30 times is lying.
You have to use [ATTACK] against Asgore. You can't kill him though, he just gets reduced to 1hp.
>>127896651
Thread is still k atm
Tripfags are asleepi hope they wont ever come back
>>127897025
A-anon...
>>127897109
Bye anon! Come back soon, okay?
>>127897226
We don't actually have any tripfags, do we?
Just a handful of namefags, most of which are content creators
>>127896901
More of these two is always appreciated. Non-skeletals in AUs never get enough love.
>>127897226
>tripfag
When have we ever had an influx of those? Tripfags aren't namefags, anon.
Why is this not a thing yet
>>127896936
Yeah, Alphys and Undyne strike me as pretty solidly in their mid to late twenties.
>>127897291
Well that, and all these /hsg/ retards trying to push X-anons like theres no tomorrow.
>>127897379
the difference between undertale and peanuts is when snoopy killed 6 kids he was put to sleep
>>127897142
what a shame
>>127897379
>Flowey as Woodstock
>>127897291
It doesn't seem like it, which is pretty funny honestly. Seems everyone's content with not shitposting as each other. Such a polite general
>>127897330
Underswap is my second favorite AU at the moment, if only because of its potential and seeing everyone in each other's shoes makes me feel better for those who got the short end of the stick in the actual game
>>127897101
>>127897158
>>127897248
I literally don't know what to do.
I don't feel like attacking because that kinda defeats the purpose so far of the game.
I kinda wanna see more of the game because I really love it so far but if it scolds me now for attacking after presenting it as the only option then that would make the game worse.
Seems like the end boss so I assume I am not missing much if I would just drop it now and pretend that is my personal end.
I don't want a bad ending to ruin an otherwise amazing game.
>>127884841
Who /boughtundertalebeforefinishingthedemo/ in here?
>>127896648
Thanks anon :)
And to bump off that, if you are serious about getting started, definitely grab mark rippetoe's Starting Strength. Its on kindle for like, ten bucks or something. He is the absolute best and goes into detail on how not to fuck up, and mentions things that most youtube videos don't
>>127897403
Well, if we go by screen names, we know that Undyne's 4 years older than Papyrus, so I'd put her at like 24 and Alphys at maybe around 26 or 27, which I think is also around where Sans would sit.
>>127897291
>>127897362
quite tired i must admit, was thinking about the namefags but some tripfags also came there
>>127897547
In this world it's kill or be killed, anon.Fight him. You'll be missing out on a LOT if you don't.
>>127897547
Do it. He gives you a chance to mercy later in the fight. For now, take his HP down.
>>127897594
I never even played the demo
>>127897547
Trust us when we say you aren't even halfway done
>>127897547
>I don't feel like attacking because that kinda defeats the purpose so far of the game.
There is literally no other way to get past Asgore. You *HAVE* to attack him.
And you *HAVE* to complete the Neutral route before you can get the True Pacifist ending.
>>127887006
its ok anon , i hated it at first but now... like you its interesting me
>>127897547
Anon you have to attack him. The game forces you to, until you get his HP down you don't have a choice. You won't get a bad ending just for god's sake attack the goat, play the game and get out of the thread or you're gonna be spoiled really hard.
>>127897458
Just ignore them, they are doing this lately pretty hard.
Few days before it was paladinchan, paranoiachan now its some fitnesschan or whatever (even if theres already a musclefag).
So yeah, ignore.
>>127897808
paladinchan was real, but now she's gone so it doesn't matter
paranoiachan is a few people having fun or something, I haven't paid attention
crateanon is basically a meme now
fitnessanon just wants to get you swole
>>127897025
nah but in universe it would make sense that you don't have enough determination to continue
It's like how your character doesn't really hollow completely in dark souls until you give up
I hope you all are having a pleasant afternoon!
>>127897967
Literally kill yourself and your forced shit, /hsg/ reject.
>>127897967
>tfw I made my "pen" name be an X-anon thing
>This was in december, before people were doing this thing
>I don't know if people are mad at me or not
>>127897967
>>127898056
>>127898056
Anon, like i said ignore. Please?
Dont give them ammo, these forced personas die when they arent given attention.
>>127897967
crateanon has been around forever you fuck
>>127897967
I just want y'all to be healthy. Fitness is important, and has proven benefits for your physical and mental health!
hey /utg if Undertale got an animated adaption would it be good..?
>>127898093
Content creators are alright, regardless of name
>>127898056
I only helped push Paladinchan, because I liked her
don't get so mad
>>127898093
If you're like me as long as you create content, I don't think anybody cares
>>127897808
most of these gimmicks a shit
but fitnessanon has been here for one thread and has been a pretty alright guy
>>127898093
if you created content, no one cared.
>>127898258
Depends who animated it.
Personally, I'd like to see a TRIGGER adaptation.
>>127897967
>fitness anon
How dare you stand where he stood.
>>127898312
Aww, thats nice, thanks Anon. I hope I have inspired a few people to have fun getting fit! I'll be around for a while, I'm sure, I just really like Undertale and /utg/ has been fun to join in with!
>>127898378
Love this pic!
>>127898378
Dont worry anon, some of us still remember.
>>127898258
It wouldn't really work very well, the game utilizes game mechanics in the plot in a way too relevant way.
That said, some parts would be cool to see animated.
>>127898565
>>127898378
thats some vintage shit, i wonder if he is still bumming around with us
>>127894607Are they starting genocide mode?
>>127898759
>>127898565
>>127898775
He posted last week or something
>>127894607
Does anyone know the sauce on that Pap image?
>>127894103
>Frisk VS Buddy
>Buddy's attacks are her memories
>Each attack takes the form of one of the Warlords she killed, including Yado and Buzzo
>Last through all of them and there's one last attack
>It's Brad
>He just stands there.
>He starts healing you.
>Buddy breaks down crying
>[SPARE]
>>127898378
That nigga got me to start, i aint replacing him as my inspiration.
>>127898759
>you will never lament over the inexistence of gote with your fellow gote lovers
I need this. Is that anon in the lower corner supposed to be someone or a self insert of any gote lover who wants to gote to be real?
>>127898775
I recall him popping up when someone postedTravisand sperging out how he wants to avenge him.
>>127899258
I just hope my dumb little posts can inspire people to enjoy getting in shape! Plus it's a laugh for me.
>>127896329
*GeNoCiDe
>>127898759
>that filename
I dont get it, theres a goat behind them.
>>127898579
>tears
just fucking no
>>127899957
This, seriously. An animated undertale adaptation would need to stay true to a great many things. Sans does not show facial emotion except in the movements of his eyes, and he doesn't have fucking tear ducts.
>>127899913
its fatz
>>127900180
but fatz geronimo is a real human bean
>>127900139
does he have sweat glands?
>>127899913
that's a cute pic
>>127899913
That's Fatz
Post your merchandise, I refuse to believe people would spend large amounts of money on undertale stuff.unnoficial is fine too, I mean their prices are more reasonable.
>>127900289
he has a sweaty glans
>>127900180
>>127899913
The image is of /utg/ drawfags/content creators. Fatz wouldn't tell utg what he looks like so whoever made the edit just drew asriel over him.
Guys.
We're over 500 posts.
WE'RE STILL NOT OVER IMAGE LIMIT!
>>127886754
My headcanon for Chara's theme is something like the themes for the bosses of Binding of Isaac.
My Innermost Apocalypse and Enmity of the Dark Lord from the original or Chorus Mortis from Rebirth.
>>127900139
He emits slime canonically.
>>127900418
We hit bump limit before image limit one in every half dozen or so threads, go back to lurking
>>127900180
>>127900298
>>127900368
Ah i see.Why not gang up on Fatz then and release all that pent up goat frustration?
>>127900350
I have two shirts and so does my bf . their unofficial though. (we got them as xmas gifts)
I wanna get some offical merch.. i really want the mettaton poster for my room .
>>127900438
I'm down with a Ridiculon x Toby Fox crossoverrip Danny B
>>127900536
Because we are not savages anon
anyone got that pic of lil undyne vs asgore
>>127900350
I got the DT albumfor free
I want the shirts but they're sold out
>>127900536
>release all that pent up goat frustration?Do not lewd the goat, or fatz.
Post sad!
>>127900464
Yes thank you.
>>127900350
unofficial is much cheaper, I got this shirt, because why not.
>>127900697
I want the Delta Rune shirt, and I want me that Goatmum plush when it drops!
>>127900690draw shota asriel vore
>>127900791
Where got?
>>127900697
This one?
>>127900745
>>127900690
mspaintanon lewds when?
>>127900743
Why is fatz gotes head getting fatter with each sucessive update?
>>127900139
>Trying to apply logic to walking talking skeleton monster..
He sweats canonically anon and Papyrus also cries canonically.
It's just monster magic
>>127900880
I got it custom made from one of those companies that make personalised shirts. I personally think it's better than the official. Personally I used clothes2order
>>127900891
that'll work, thanks anon
I just realized there will never be official merch of asriel because he's a spoiler.
>>127901060
>I personally think it's better than the official
You own both?
>>127901096
Give it like a year, spoilers become merch all the time
Sometimes the merch is the only way to know a character's name, like with some of the Star Wars characters
>>127901096
Step 1: get an asriel white background picture you want on a T-shirt.
Step 2: Go on one of those websites that lets you make a custom shirt
Step 3: put the picture on the design of the shirt
Step 4: Order and wait to come in the mail.
Its not that hard.
>>127900690
>>127900743
>not spitroasting Fatz with Hopes and Dreams playing in the background
You guys are no fun.
>>127901314
reading comprehension
>>127901228
I think it's a little different for undertale.
Actually, an aside on that note—I'm super into star wars and have been since I was little and I was actually thinking about this recently—tons of douchebags went out of their way to spoil star wars, but I know NOBODY who played undertale and wanted to spoil it for anyone.
>>127901329
>Not fighting Asriel and losing because you can't see through the tears
What are you? Stone?
>>127901130
No but i've seen plenty of pictures and seen the design, mine looks cleaner, without the purposeful aged look, plus the actual delta rune takes up more space on the shirt, and it is much more noticeable and bright.
>>127901779
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNFJFbLZKWA
>>127901031
Because he's learning more
>>127901779
>hampered by tears
>not augmented by determination
Fucking pussies.
>>127901748
That's why I say a year. Most people who will go into the game blind will have done it by now, or are trying to catch up. Even Toby asked if the sprites can be resourced within that amount of time as to avoid spoilers. Even then, I was already aware of majority of this shit BECAUSE ofTumblrspoiling so many things about it to me. I couldn't really go in blind no matter
My first playthrough still was fun, but I already knew a lot of the twists. Experiencing them first-hand is a different story though
>>127901779
No, I don't get too attached to games.except for Valliant Hearts
Good afternoon /utg/! I love you!
>>127901779
>an orgy of crying anons making love to edgegote
>its supposed to be an erotic scene but all the sadness from the music and the tears just makes it the most awkward shit you have ever seen
I need to see this drawn.
>>127898579
You could work around the game mechanics stuff until they reached Omega Flowey.
Omega Flowey is "Save States: The Boss" and wouldn't work properly.
Although Flowey could literally see the world as a video game, so when he becomes Omega Flowey he actually makes reality a video game.
>>127902110
I love you too pumpkin, how are you?
>>127901872
Nah yours isn't sized right and will probably get destroyed after a few washes
>>127902110
Hi there, hope you're having a pleasant afternoon!
>>127902180
>Implying OF wouldn't make a good jab at rewinding the movie intentionally to attack Frisk
>>127902119
I don't want to fuck edgegote, shotagote or even mommagote. I just want to SAVE them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGaneyDfyls
>>127902180
You could incorporate saving as part of the story, having Frisk walk up to the save points with appropriate text boxes, and then have them die, only to load
If you could only worship one part of Asriel, which would you choose?
>>127902486
Hisdust
>>127902184
Good! I got to stay home today so I went back to sleep after saying good morning earlier, but I think I might have slept in for too long. How are you?
>>127902287
Thanks! I am, and I hope you are too!
>>127902486
Tough call hmm, a tie between snootle and ears.
>>127902528
>snort a line of Asriel dust
>>127902573
pretty bad, but oh well. might play the game again
>>127901031
A side effect of tumblr, each new follower you get you must draw your character a pound fatter.
>>127902721
what's alphys doing in the ruins
Do you think Asriel would've made a good king?
He was a wimp as a kid but people can grow up.
Maybe if he had an older, less fucking genocidal sister to ground him/bully/fuck him senselesswhen he needs it?
>>127895938
where can i find the previous parts?
Guys someone tell me what happens if you select Undyne with the spear during her hangout. I was too scared to try it.
>>127902402
Why does hearing 2:14 onwards always affect me so much?
>>127902859
Frack is a gook boy, not a woman.
>>127902859
Asriel would've ended up a cuck letting Undyne run everything.
>>127902270
>washing
I'm never going to wash it, I'm going to treat it the same way I do with all of my custom made shirts, If it smells too bad I'll cover it in deodorant and fabric softener and that febreze stuff you use for sofas and beds.
>>127902859
He probably would have been similar to Asgore, too naive and goodhearted to be a good ruler.
>>127902859
Asriel, the king of all memes.
>>127902757
Oh no, I'm sorry to hear that. Playing it again or even just listening to the music always makes me a bit happier. I hope you feel better!
>>127902913
It's a culmination of everything you've gone through. You're fighting to SAVE the whole world, your friends and their hopes and dreams.
>>127902980
That's not Fridge.
Anyone here who was unspoiled on Mettaton's EX design? I'm curious what your reaction was to it, since it seems to be one of the things that nearly everyone was spoiled on before playing the game.
>>127902859
>Chara fucking Asriel senseless
I need this now for some reason.
>>127897967
Do not bully
>>127902757
Hope things start to look up to you, my friend.
>>127903151
I was unsppiled on it but don't actually remember my reaction
>>127903151
I was waiting on the fabulous. I got it.
Then it went into overdrive on true pacifist.
>>127903151
I was unfortunately even though I played it only like a week or two after release. I probably would have laughed my ass off.
>>127903026
As disgusting as that sounds, it probably does help it last longer.
>>127903151
I follow Hato Moa (the Hatoful Boyfriend lady) on the tumblr, and she had this extended period of just posting Mettaton EX art.
When I finally got the game, I discovered Mettaton was actually a rectangle. I thought "oh, that crazy jappo was just drawing a gejinka version of the rectangle, I guess?"
Later I would hit the switch and be all "oh, now I see". So I both was spoiled and did not see it coming.
>>127903183
She bullied the shit out of him and probably made him do embarrassing things only to move onto Frisk after she got bored of AsrielWhom would not give Chara any shit whatsoever, thus proceeding to make her even more wet no longer being the one in control
>>127903253
*looking up, fuck
>>127903051
That Frig/Chara adult design is pretty great.
Anime as FUCK.
I want to give the dickens to Ms. Dreemurr
>>127902776
i wanna kiss em and make him feel better
>>127903026
Don't do that, just turn it inside-out and wash it on a low temperature, then don't tumble-dry it!
Good hygiene is key to good health!
>>127903151
I was lucky enough to go into it blind, pic related is basically my reaction. Especially when that fucking sax hit in death by glamour.
>>127903498
I don't think there are snails in any Dickens book, anon, but I'm sure she'll enjoy his style of writing.
>>127903104
>>127903253
aww.. thanks
I want to kiss the goat as he blushes deeplyI want to fuck him as he begs for more
I want to cuddle him until the end of times
>>127903498
Goatmum would definitely appreciate an essay about a Dickens novel!
The world needs more music like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCDC_UwyZxM
>>127903692But you won't, because you weren't determined enough to save him
>>127902913
>Someone used my image crop as a reaction image.
A-am I a c-c-content c-creator yet?
I'm so empty inside.
I just want him to be happy.
He was just a kid, he didn't deserve any of this.
>>127903858
No, make some OC
>>127903907
I skipped his dialogue
I didn't watch the true lab tastes
but the fanart turned me into an edgegote fantasizer.
This is why there are two kinds of Gote lovers.
>>127903420
Yeah, we definitely need a write fag for this.
Anyone good at lewd fics?
>>127903858
Congrats, you have ascended to the hall of undertale fame.
>>127904068
>skipping any content
so are you retarded or what
>>127903907
If it helps, just remember that asriel doesn't consider flowey to be ''the real me'' and neither should you, so it is an acceptable lie to tell yourself that asriel is fully dead in the true pacifist ending and his suffering is over.
You feel your sins crawling on your DICK
>>127904247
No, Chara! Not like this!
>>127904247
Good
>>127884841
what is tumblr memegame bullshit
get off my /vg/ you cunts
Chara vs Buddy, who wins?
>>127904446
They're both little shits, hopefully they'll destroy one another.
>>127904446
Woshua
>>127904446
>Buddy having any chance against someone who does more than 9 septillion damage.
kek.
>>127904036
FILENAME
>>127904395
nah
>>127904395
:< .... I'm triggered.
>>127904148
I watched one true lab tape I think, had no idea what was going on, fought asriel, had no idea what was going on, it felt forced, random, and out of place, not to metnion it only lasted a couple of minutes. The music was ok though.
Hey guys what if Adelbert Steiner from Final Fantasy IX fell into the Underground instead of Frisk, huh
>>127904395
>>127904631
>I skipped a bunch of content on purpose
>I had no idea what was going on and everything was all random
Really?
hahaha what if mario borthers was in undertale i would like to see that haha
>>127902894
http://imgur.com/a/ztK1g
>>127904587
no seriously fuck off
I bet you jerk it to that fucking furbait as well. Degenerates, the lot of you.
>>127903051
I totally dig adult Chara and Asriel, but I have issues with everyone running around with Asgore's trident.
On top of that, Chara's a blade nut.
>>127904786
Just read a plot summary later, I didn't care about the story at that point, I wanted to fight things and get to the end.
>>127904247
>tfw no sins
>>127904586
You know what they say about big ears
Heya guys, anyone wanna hang out?
>>127904916
>phone posting
HAHAHA
>>127905009
[FIGHT]
>>127905046
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_Kwn4lFd_c
>>127904864
8/8 m8 sick b8
Thread's almost dead, like all of sans' friends.
>>127904586
[spolier] AYY BIG BELGIAN [/spoiler]
>>12790501
You have a problem with it niger
N.. no anon. What do they say?
>>127905178
The thread's about as dead as Mettaton's career.
>>127905292
ded
>>127905317
having seen the full image, I no longer like this image
>>127897967D-Did I do something wrong?
>When the image limit is reached while your image is uploading.
>>127905390
No, no, you've just become memetic is all
As a slime, I am offended.
>>127905354
NOT DEAD
What about them goats though
>>127905292
Mettaton in a suit makes my taco get moist.
>>127905590
dumb roastie
>>127905390no crateanon it's okay it's just newfags
>>127905578
They taste best around 15 weeks old
>>127905578
Saving the best for last.
>>127905590
Always happy to help a fan!
>>127905839
I'd worship that goat
>>127905984
He wouldn't enjoy it
>>127906102
Probably not
Make a new fuckin thread already.
>>127906102
He's a big goat.
>>127906232
750
>>127906236
now for the wii u
Whatever happens, we'll wait for 750 before even considering dropping a thread, aight?
>>127906304
You can make a new thread at image limit, too.
Can we please start having a 'do not start a new thread until 750 posts' in all caps at the end of the OP?
when is toby updating the game
he's gonna do that, right
it's gonna happen
IT HAS TO HAPPEN
>>127906432
The fame is updating RIGHT NOW!
>>127906397
Baking the new bread. No one start one.
>>127906372
You can if you want it to get deleted
>>127906432
still waiting for the goddaMN ALARM cLOCK APP HOLY SHIt
http://strawpoll.me/6482962
We gotta go!
>>127906574
>No chara is shit option
Is Frick gay?
>>127906574
>http://strawpoll.me/6482962
>chara
>girl
>>127906545
It'll be shit and you know it.
He won't include anyone who could be vaugely spoilery, which basically means only shit from the ruins, Sans, and Papyrus.
I want an Asgore setting, but Toby goes out of his way to hide Asgore in all promo materials.
>>127906535
Happens all the time and doesn't get deleted.
>>127906574
I keked
>>127906545
i'm still wondering how the fuck this is gonna work.
i guess i'd be down with waking up to a loop of omega flowey's laughter.
>>127906574
>http://strawpoll.me/6482962
Stop making Chara a girl you retards.
>>127906574
>http://strawpoll.me/6482962
la mulana a great game
>>127906716
It happens occasionally. Sometimes the other thread is just kept until later, sometimes the janitor purges one.
A sort of roulette.
>>127906706
>No Asgore setting
I hope your're wrong, that's what I was looking forward to.
>>127906817
But Chara is a girl???
>>127906856
Hopefully we'll get purged soon.
>>127906681
Frisk is monstersexual.
>>127888953
Undyne. I'm actually at the gym right now. Trying to be less fat. Only did cardio so far (this week...)
>>127906706
I imagine he'd have a "Spoilers!" setting for certain characters or some shit. I mean for fucks sake.
>>127906756
It's mentioned in detail in the Kickstarter page, someone had a screencap of it somewhere.
>>127903051
Did anyone else never actually notice that Asgore's trident has a flower on it?
>>127906957
This thread's getting slow so I'm debating just linking the new one
>>127906969
3 sets of 10 pull-ups!
>>127906897
It sucks, but he probably won't unless he cooks up some way to unlock settings. (Maybe answering a quiz question about the character?)
Seriously, go look at any peice of promo material with Asgore in it. He's always obscured.
>>127907013
Do it.
>>127907136
Fine. Should've made it >Irony Edition, then
>>127907160
>>127907160
>>127907160
>>127907013
>>127907136
Do not
>>127907027
Oh Christ, I can't even do 1 pull-up. I'll try though.
720 is the new 750, right?
Everyone claim your waifu and we can purge this useless thead and move onto the nextif it's male, he's still your waifu
>>127907281
Relinquish the determination to Edgegote?
>>127888953
My favorite character is Flowey!
I'm 99 lbs so I'm not looking to lose weight, I want to gain some muscle.
>>127907281
Depends on the time of day. Kids are at school so things don't pick up for another few hours, which we hit 800 posts before making a new thread.
>>127907281
Refuse reptile
>>127906970
thanks, i'll keep an eye out.
>>127907281
Toriel is my momfu!
>>127907229
Fuck your ass
>>127907281
I want to be Asgore's waifu
>>127907275
Pull-ups are extremely difficult, but they're also a really good workout for your upper body. You can substitute this for assisted chin-ups if you want!
>>127907346
1 minute plank, 3 times!
Why is Omega Flowey the exact same difficulty from LV 1 to LV 19?
>>127908078
Ask in next thread
>>127907591
your ass is grass and I'm gonna smoke it
>>127908225
I know who are YOU
>>127888953
tEmMiE
>>127908607
3 sets of 15 step-ups, but do them super fast!
Actually, don't, don't hurt yourself.
>>127884841
>greetings
doesn't he say howdy
>>127908816
>He
>Howdy
That's Flowey, nerd
so we only have a few posts left until bump limit. What was something nice that happened to you today?
>>127909361
I finished a reference sheet of characters for a game I'm planning out today after spending several months on it due to procrastination
Today's been pretty swell
>>127909361
Hopefully, I inspired a bunch of /utg/ Anons to work out for their favourite characters!
>>127909704
Nice. I've been keeping a small notebook on my person for the past year or so and whenever I think of something cool I write it down. I've got a few dozen pages worth of sketches and notes about ideas and stuff. Once I finish school I want to sit down and kind of organize it all together, cut out the slop and all that and then actually start making my game. I just don't have enough time right now, school and full time job eats me alive.
>>127910035
Good luck with that. I'm a neet and I still procrastinate with working on it
I have hope though, if only because I absolutely need it
>>127909361
I finished a decent piece of art for the day
decent by my standards at least
>>127910539
Thanks man, good luck to you. After school and work I've kinda worked all of the lazy out of me. There's just something about being held accountable by people besides myself that motivates me. Don't know what your situation is, but I'm sure even a part time job wouldn't hurt you as far as developing work ethic if that's your main concern, otherwise just keep working on it!
>>127910554
If you're meeting your own standards, that's when you raise them. Gotta keep setting goals for yourself, so good job on hitting this one!
>>127911008
My goals this year have been one drawing a day, which is going alright so far
>>127911212
That's actually a pretty good goal. I hope it goes well, practice is the only way to get better after all.
>>127911402
/utg/ has been a great help in that regard, I'd not have the motivation to draw outside of making my fellow anons happy/entertained
but now it's nearly 7am and the Pokemon Yellow speedrun has ended, so I bid you goodnight/day, Anon!
>>127911916
Alright, good night anon. Thanks for helping me get this to bump limit, and good luck.
>>127888953
Mettaton?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnhugktXjb8
Did anyone post this yet?
anyone know how I completely remove all saves and everything from my computer?
I want my brother to play undertale fresh but I don't want him to have any consequences for shit I have done.
>>127905009
....KILL HIM!