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Mancrowave Edition

LAST TIME ON /ss13g/!
>Forced random map removed
>usual shitposting about waifus or whatever the kids are doing these days
>shoes confirmed for new meta
>admins on the kinsey scale
>hypothermia is on its way soon. make your voice heard here: https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/7516

>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
http://ss13.pomf.se/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.pomf.se/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://ss13.undo.it:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.nexisonline.net:1336

>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
http://ss13.pomf.se/forum/
http://ss13.pomf.se/index.php/bans
http://ss13.undo.it/logs/

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>Map renders collection: updated nightly
http://ss13.nexisonline.net/img/map-renders/

>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/

OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/wa9fnYbg
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first for husbandos
post your top 5
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>>127516581
first for shitty cult
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>>127516719
What am I supposed to be seeing here?
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>>127516826
DEAD: Eli Houser drones, "The only reason we failed as cult was because the fucking sec officer implanted himself at the beginning of round because meta and muh valids"

>Not knowing about auto Implants
>Calling people meta
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>>127516719
IC information in OOC channel
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Why is Ismael so fucking terrible at Sec?
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>>127516719
ICKY OOKY BAN HE
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>get miner
>all miners seem alright and science seems to overthrow the station, for nothing
>all cool
>decide to explore space since science said they wont be doing research
>discover cool stuff, get jacket mask and a pAI
>get to clown roid
>get that fukken bananium
>get back to station
>melt the ore and help an engi borg in the way
>ask roboticist for a HONK and give him phazon as a reward
>just need a clown mask and just a little bananium for the final part
>decide to sacrifice a body to the honkmother
>we burn it
>a clown mask appears inside the burn chamber in toxins
>robo guy goes to get a suit
>I already have one so I try to get it
>wall slam
>wall slam
>wall slam
>dead
>roboticist never comes back
>pAI ditches me
>honkmother shit talks me


I just wanted a HONK
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>>127517192
because he apparently singlehandedly killed all the nar-sie summoners in medbay.

I thank that guy.
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>>127516826
Just some retard forcing his shitposting weeb image as usual.
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>>127517489
The IAA dynamic duo were working their ass off to get something. And they send T W O.
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>>127516719
Wow my bad dude for making a mistake after not playing for months, herf derf.

Also even though I thought sec officers werent implanted, at least a third of the station is by far worse
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One admin, 30+ players.

That round was a nightmare.
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>>127517583
Admins aren't in control of how many ERT members sign up, it's all up to the ghosts
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Next time you fail to convert an implanted guy and you are in a safe area, shard him instead. Or uou could sacrifice him too.
Beheading will accomplish nothing.
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>>127516934
Wow sorry for making a mistake m8, least i try to roleplay and not validhunt ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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>>127517682
Yeah, understandable. But in our faxes we did as for a Death Squad.
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>Be Vox IAA
>Try to roleplay by Sending Cent Com Faxes
>Cult
>Ask for Deathsquad
>"Whats that"
>Have to get Stamps from HoS and Captain
>Two Man ERT
>Chill in SEC
>Walk into door and die
>Converted
>Die to SEC

wew
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>>127517770
Deathsquads aren't something the crew are supposed to know about.
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Hello
Is this the kerbal posting of shit general?
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>start ai
>have fun assisting people
>murmurs of cult
>try to be passive about it kinda
>try locking down sec and ert so they cannot stop the humanization process
>feel bad so let their command line slide to let ERT out of the closet I trapped em in.
>Ismael wipes out most of the remaining cultists after I get turned to paladin, trying to help by closing fire shutters to give him cover and a one way shot

Hooo that was a fun sort of hell.
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>>127516719
>>127517489
>>127517821
What new cancer is this?
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TRUMP 2016

BUILD WALL
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nice job you cultist fucking shits
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>>127517881
Hey /kspg/
I miss you guys
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>>127517920
Do not bully the Frog
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>>127517192
Oh baby you don't even know.

>clown with nothing in his hands
>walking around as shit starts to fall apart
>see him going into Cargo which has been busted wide open
>walk inside a few tiles behind him
>he immediately tazers me
>ask why as he is beating me with baton
>"following me"
>takes my backpack off and starts pulling all the weapons and shit I'd found lying around the station out and dropping it on the fucking floor
>he literally drops the stun baton by me
>I stand up and hold it
>typing to tell him to give me my shit back and where I'd got it
>he tazers me again
>cuts my head off with a butcher knife while I'm lying there stunned

I'm a little on the new side, I admit. And I go into Clown expecting to be dead by the end, it pretty much comes with the job. But that's the first time that I've ever seen someone obviously validhunting because holy Christ the worst I could have been charged with is Possession of a Weapon.
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>>127517192
Ishmael Howard in a few short rounds has become another staticnamer to be dunked into disposals whenever possible
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>>127517957
we're worse than ever

>>127517980
that's not suwako though
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>>127517920
Frog girl from Boku no Hero Academia, a pretty fun super her manga that recently came out.

Shes a side character that got popular for being a cute frog girl that is actually pretty blunt.
Writing is breddy good and art is really good.
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>>127518060
Do you guys even talk about the game anymore? I drop by for important things like rocket launches, most recently the SpaceX landing
I always had fun shitposting with you guys
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>>127518060
No worries
/kspg/ is here to help
>>127518156
Currently we're dealing with an autist without his meds sperging about Squad and putting on tripcodes
We'll be back to normal soon enough
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>>127518094
So it's not even an anime? Good to know, if it were that garbage would be spammed even harder I guess.
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God I just want Eliminator to fuck my ass raw.
We can even synchronize our movements with the washing machine
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>>127518156
thankfully, no. lately it's just metadrama and thread politics. every thread has its embedded hyperautist though so that's not going anywhere.
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>>127516581
>>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o [Embed]

>only one embed

So much love for this video. I can feel it emanating from its untainted aura, it makes me feel like it's reassuring me that everything will be alright in the world.
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>>127518290
Actually its getting an anime adaption so better watch it now while you can you elitist pile of shit.
:v)
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>>127517192
>competently takes out cult scum and humbles them before the law of spess
>terrible

He's doing just fine.
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>>127518003
Jesus fucking Christ, we let this fucker play Sec?
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>>127518003
You attacked me with the cleaver, or at least that's what i saw but i was pretty tired already that rond, that's why I killed you. I already tot fucked that shift because I was trying to be a Nice sec, so sorry to all the innocents I killed.
Securoty rounds like those make me very paranoid
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>>127518683
I didn't even have the cleaver.
Or move toward you in an aggressive manner.
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>>127518524
>watch it
How insulting. I don't watch anime.
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>Pomf unironically wants Trump to win
Why do we trust our server to someone who unironically believes that cementing America as a dictatorship of the bourgeoisie is a good idea?

Who unironically supports a populist in 2015?

I think it's time we had a server staff shakeup. Not it.
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>>127518524
Wait is it really?
That's great for the author but why would they do this, it's so good as a manga just leave it
This is one punch all over again
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>>127518861
Can pomf get anymore based?
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>>127518683
>get tired of round
>start murdering anyone you can
Is sawbones your alt?
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>>127518861
I wish Trump would establish a dictatorship. I've been an anti-democratic authoritarian ever since I was first exposed to grand strategy games.

Jingoistic imperialism soon, brothers.
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>>127519076
Advance sec board works every time i upgrade sec consoles.
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>>127518861
>Pomf unironically wants Trump to win
Maybe I won't make chicken nuggets after all.
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>>127519151
Didn't work for us, we had to use normal SEC in IAA
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>>127519005
No I mean like its 6:30 in the morning and im physically tired
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>>127519057
It can't come soon enough.
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>>127517594
dedpool you're okay.
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>>127519057
Real life isn't fucking video games. This is why gulags were made, for people like you.
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>>127518873
>Vox players are the worst shitposters

No news here, but at least you know who to metagrudge.
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>>127519382
When the dictatorship rises the gulags will be for people like you, who don't support the dictatorship
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>>127517594
The important thing about that round is the chemistry was done so shitty they didnt have enough alky to cute the aneurysm it gave me.
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>>127519258
You've done fine, in all honesty. When these people play sec for a while themselves, they too will know the unending paranoia that sets deep into the back of your mind, slowly working its way into your consciousness, and soon you and everyone else who dips their hands into antag/greytide whack-a-mole will embrace the thrill and fun of playing security.

Go get some shut-eye, bub.
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>>127519382
It's the other way around, lad.
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>>127519471
Real Security players don't feel paranoia, just irritation.
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>>127519570
>>127519437
You, your liberal friends and your bourgeoie masters days are limited. Please elect trump, by all means. The abysmal collapse that will happen when you put a fucking populist in charge of a hegemon is all we need to spark a revolution.
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>>127518879
Yeah its a terrible double edged sword.
It is a great thing for the artist and it'd certainly pull it more folks who might have been more hesitant to commit to the manga (like OPM for me whoops) but yeah, opening the floodgates to the normies can bring a fan base to shit fast.
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>>127519589
t. guy who once played sec accidentally for a round during extended
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>>127519874
>liberal friends
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>>127519874
Anon, are you okay?
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>>127520002
No, I'm a really old player. It's not paranoia, just a rightful sense of suspicion. Most long time Sec players know who the antags are and can distinguish between antag grief and greytide. There is only irritation when people who you know aren't antags keep fucking with you for no reason.
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>>127518252
I don't remember giving you permission to leave anon.
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>>127520548
Leave what?
I haven't left anywhere
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>>127520280
Five years strong, bud, and I've done sec to death and still play it to this day.

Of course, you get used to it and aren't paranoid 24/7, and I can smell bullshit from a mile away with shitlers, antags, and shitler antags, but not every round is it going to be peachy keen dealing with elusive lings and the clown/greytide as you have to constantly go back to the brig and slap them on the hands for IED'ing the windows or disassembling the chem dispensers. It's those cult rounds that sometimes get on your nerves harder than tetanus that I'm talking about. Mostly, the problem is that even your own fellow sec officers could be a cultist just waiting to do you and everyone else in at the 14:00 hour mark after a long round of dealing with those heretical cum huffers breeding like rats in the maint tunnels.

Though, I will admit, everything else is just 'tard wrangling, fun 'tard wrangling, but still 'tard wrangling.
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>>127520031
Indistinguishable from the likes of you. Capitalist apologia, fucking disgusting. They are as "left" as anarcho-capitalism is a valid social ideology.
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>>127521232
I think you lost track of which buzzwords you're spewing mate, don't you remember I'm authoritarian? The opposite of anarcho-anything.

Maybe take it back to /pol/ though, since this is a Spessman thread and not for your idle politicking.
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I want to rail Rail!
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>>127517385
>wanting a honk

You got what you deserved.
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>>127520548
>Chiss
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>>127521456
>Plays game laden with anti-capitalist anti-imperialist ideas
>Expects to let his cognitive dissonance go unchallenged
>>>/r/ss13
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>>127521738
this is a joke right

t. /kspg/ visitor
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>>127521817
None of us know.
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>>127521738
All video games have ideas that have bearings on politics, but your obsession with discussing Trump and politics on /vg/ needs to be excised to the politics board: >>>/pol/

And no, Trump isn't in SS13.
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Singulo Beacon a best
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>>127521817
nobody gives a shit about you or him. go back to your shitty reddit-tier overpriced Unity engineering autism "simulator" with no real game to speak of.

>>127521738
and you fuck off back to /int/ or wherever socialists come from
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Wait... has the gospel of the wall not yet penetrated these fine borders?
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>>127522059
Please don't let this be the shitposting that replaces waifus
please don't let this be the shitposting that replaces waifus
please don't let this be the shitposting that replaces waifus
please just fuck off both of you.
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>>127522042
/kspg/ has nothing to do with ksp.
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>>127522229
Is it still people blogging and attention whoring? That ruined it for me.
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>>127522042
>and you fuck off back to /int/ or wherever socialists come from

Definitely not /int/. Socialism, and to an even greater extent communism, gets shat on whenever the east bloc, sudacas, and Americans get a chance.
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>>127522225
Why not get all the waifus, turn them into statues, and make a wall out of them?
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>>127522298
right now there's just one really desperate attention whore, if you don't count the two people that avatarfag with their pets. i like blogposting.
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>>127521695
Who are you and why are you tripping?

t. newfag
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>>127522514
He's our resident cuckold.
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>>127522225
Which wall is your wallfu?
Mine is Hadrian's Wall.
Romans had the right idea of keeping the savage Celtic Picts out.
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>>127519287
TAKE THAT BACK

TAKE IT BACK
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>shitposters pick up on politicsposting as the hot new topic
>ss13g becomes the hot place to discuss politics
>left wing and right wing butt heads as trumpfags and marxfags spit vitriol for months
>general barely has anything to do with ss13 until it starts leaking into the game
>admin events involving the upcoming us general take place further cementing the cancer
>waifufags and politicsfags combine to form an unholy abomination of pure cancer
>station is divided between people who believe the ooga booga greyshits should own the means to validhunting and people who think we should build a wall to keep out syndicate vox lings
>tfw just wanna play spacemen
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>>127522663
>walls
>not fences
Who rail fencing here ?
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>>127522707
sounds good to me t͏bh fa͏m
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>>127522707
>people who believe the ooga booga greyshits should own the means to validhunting
>Implying this isn't already a thing
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>>127522707
Oh shut the fuck up. Their blathering doesn't impede you from playing spacemans one bit, you exaggerating fuckwit.
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>>127522663
The Walls of Babylon are the only walls that matter.
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>>127522397
I do count those people, they're obnoxious and treat the thread like LiveJournal.
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>>127522757
I like cow fences
when are we adding fences to spess?
there's nothing I love more than roping off halls with crime tape, but arresting everyone who passes through it is too much of a pain.
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>dead
>passing time by photoshopping cartoon porn so its SFW
2016 is going to be an incredible year
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>>127521695
>eating ass
I bet you build your walls out of popsicle sticks.

Maybe it's time for /kspg/ to teach this place a thing or two about walls.
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>>127522931
wouldn't you rather have livejournal than ksp or ksp-meta discussion though? ksp is kancer.
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>Warn crew about Traitor outside station
>Is still alive


Hmmm.....
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>>127522970
If you have that much time to kill, you might as well try having sex with your pets
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>>127522707
we need to let the crew vote on heads
adding voting stations and the accompanying rigging equipment when?
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>>127522967
Now I want fences in space , fuck
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what the fuck is the point of a wall in space?
literally just float over the fucking thing you retards
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>>127523265
Solution - build the wall higher
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>>127523081
Fuck you.
Also I don't have any pets.
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>>127523427
Have you ever thought about getting a cat?
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>>127522707
This is why we need Johnson Lovelocker to save us.
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>>127523494
get this /tg/ meme out of here
did that guy ever go back home?
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>>127523494
I live in a tiny apartment, adopting a cat or dog would not be nice for it.
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>>127523427
Well, time to fix that
Also fix that whole "I don't want to have sex with animals" thing
You'll thank me later
>>127523494
Nah, he'd probably prefer a dog
Not everyone can appreciate dicks, much less one inch dicks
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>Rail CMO and Wynter medical for the past five rounds
kill me
I don't want to play with those shitters

>4.5 bicard
>renaming pills
FUCK YOU
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>>127523583
Do dragons count as animals?
I miss that trial admin, I wonder why he's not removed yet since he's never around
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I'm glad I set that singularity Beacon up instead of doing my objectives. wew, killed some bad players along the way

RIP Silas, sorry you got outplayed by a Vox
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>>127523824
Dragons aren't real
You can't have sex with one
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>>127522690
I refuse.
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>>127523883
Neither are 2D women.
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>>127523812
>shitters
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>>127523883
dragons can take the form of any living thing they've seen. I could potentially have sex with a dragon and there is nothing stopping me.
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>>127523951
>4
>.
>5
>mg
FUCK YOU
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>>127523912
but anon
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>open up the game
>BWOINK
>[00:37:20] *Mute PM from-DeadPoolJ: dont have an issue with the frogs
>[00:37:24] *Mute PM from-DeadPoolJ: just dont ick ook them
What did he mean by this?
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>>127524163
don't attempt to meme with them, they'll just fall back on the shitty ones.
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>>127524108
>trialmin
Man I feel like this should be a highlander thing where he gets the full time gig and you get dedminned
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>>127524163
other person logged and it got sent to you

THANKS BYOND
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>>127523947
You can't have sex with them either
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>>127524163
Respect all Frenchmen and don't ick ock them, obviously.
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>>127524272
Frog Poster here.Sorry
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Yahir mvp.
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>>127524251
im wanting to make it happen but i also dont want to get deadminned
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>>127524353
how many rounds have you been splashed with water in recently?
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>>127524108
How horrible!

Just kidding, I made a lot of mistakes too. This game just manages to make you angry sometimes, and I think you have the best intentions.
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>>127524329
My nigga, I've fapped to that character so many times
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>>127524458
Two or so, please stop ayycism.
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>>127524458
not that poster, but ive only been splashed once today to my knowledge
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that was some good shit Isaac. Too bad I got the last laugh. *fart
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>>127524361
>Not wanting to Highlander for adminship
There's no time for us,
There's no place for us,
What is this thing that builds our dreams,
Yet slips away from us.

Who wants to live forever?
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>>127522514
>>127522593
Cluckold*
>>127523024
TOGRUTA BEST SPACE WAIFUS
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>>127524291
Glad that we have settled on the superiority of dragons compared to 3D women.
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>>127524291
Neither 3D women nor 2D spesswomen want to be with me, anyways.

I'll just autism on my own in peace both in spess and IRL, thanks.
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What the fuck is wrong with this thread?
Why are there so many deleted posts?
Why can't you fuckers stop clicking around what "this week's shitposting" might be?
The ONLY actual game discussion I've seen this thread so far are people bitching about bad sec.
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>>127525287
>game discussion
Fuck off sperg
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>>127525287
could it be... an assmad janitor?
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>>127525361
Shut up nerd
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>>127525421
Sorry ;_;
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>>127525460
's fine
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>>127525287
>Wanting game discussion in a thread about a homicide simulator
One day I'll abduct a grey as a tator clown and force-feed him a feast of water-based foods on a live cooking show with a feed to every camera on the station.
Call it 'Cooking with Clutzy with guest host Yahir!'
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>>127525287
Look, if we actually were discussing the game as the game was playing, we wouldn't be playing the round.

The only people that post while playing are the accidental ick ockers. If you tab out to answer the thread's responses to you, you'll get robusted.

So the only people that bump the thread are those greentext stories after a round, the clinically retarded, and the permabanned shitters.
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>>127525581
>tator clown
>you try to cuff him and end up cuffing yourself instead
>spend rest of round bucklecuffed in the kitchen being fed burnt messes renamed "shit"
>the unfunnyness hurts more than the food poisoning
>>
Why is the disposals system so fucking convoluted?
If you disposals yourself from Brig you loop around the entire fucking station before ending up in cargo.
There are many spots in maint where the tubes literally loop-de-loop the longest way around for seemingly no reason.
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>>127524938
>Needing a waifu at all
This place bores me. I thought there were men here.
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>>127526041
why on earth would you think that
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>>127526041
Why would there be men in this general? If there are even any, they are honorary girls anyways.
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>>127526081
>>127526216
to be desu /kspg/ linked me here but it got dull pretty quick. I guess I should google space station 13 or something.
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>>127522707
Yeah, RIP
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>>127526041
>Men
Only farm animals and magic-users in this general.
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>>127526423
And dragons
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>>127526534
>>127526423
There are also some bakery products like hotdogs and breads, as well as some French "people"
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>>127526423
>>127526534
Oh, we had a dragon once. They call me MAN. I'm off to bed but it was nice to meet you /ss13g/.
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>>127526657
Why did you say breads twice?
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>>127526657
>french people
You mean the bear man and the BIGGEST ANIME FAN that ritually washes himself in cult blood?
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>>127526852
How could you forget about meteor man
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>>127526930
The more we forget meteor man, the better.
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>create giant black hole that spews shitton of radiation in all directions
>only put 6 radiation collectors as far away as possible, in one direction
Is nanotrasen stupid?
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>>127527096
Are you a bad enough dude to do the emitter and containment field run while also connecting up plasma canisters into radiation collectors?
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>>127527550
No because there's no point to anything over 200-600kW.
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>>127527651
Well, then.
>>127527096
>Is nanotrasen stupid?
Nope, just cheap as a Jew.
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>>127517821
Deathsquads are not recognized officially by Nanotrassen, that's bad roleplay from you
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>>127527096
RCL up some new wires, move collectors closer. Screenshot results and before so we can see the difference in output.
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>>127526830
breadbread is a play on beardbeard
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>>127526852
>>127526930
>Bear Man
>Meteor Man
>Cult Man
These sound a lot like Mega Man bosses.
What other Admins/coders can be bosses? Celt Man? Washer Man? Trap Man?
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>>127528974
You mean sound man, Pirate man and Trap man, along with Bus man and Code man
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>>127528974
>Celt man
That's not very inventive.
Can I be leather man?
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But who would be Dr. Light and Dr. Wily?
Would Megaman be Tideman?
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>>127529286
Pomf and N3x
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>>127528974
Who's Trap Man, Niggly?
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>>127529286
Pomf as Light, Nexis as Wily.
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>>127529286
>Greytideman
>Kills people to get their powers
It works perfectly.
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>>127529481
>yfw megaman is one of those mecha lings that were mentioned a few threads back
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>>127529141
H E A D
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thunderdome me socachaca
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>>127528974
Soco is girlman
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what even was that round
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>>127532152
this
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>>127528974
I am Tank Man!
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>Rail sent sugar water to the moth men
>it saved us from death squad
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>>127532152
>>127532152
caleigh was trying to kill the traitor chef, leaving the bodies to never be discovered, and sawbones got banned for stopping the homicidal maniac
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>yahir started making more yahirs to quell the damning loneliness inside himself
if you want to snuggle you can just PM me you know
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>>127532252
>banned during a pseudo extended
why?
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>>127532420
soca got jealous
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>>127532420
oh hey umm
soca or whatever didn't really give me a chance to explain I feel like they weren't really up to speed with what was going on but whatever it's a day
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>>127532252
You mean the pile of meat in the gibber and that fridge next to the brig?
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>Be the mime
>Try to act friendly while doing some mild mischief
>taking pics of happy people at the bar
>get randomly shot with lethals by the bartender
>get saved before he gibs me but die anyway
>cloned
>lose powers and can't get them back because givepowers is bugged
>i mean, mime gods are mad at me for dying
>assailant goes free
>try to be productive despite being bummed out
>help Caleigh set the power up
>tell the crew of this
>get told to shut it
>some demand my lynching for speaking as mime
>flee into space hoping that i won't die to valid hunters
>come back into the station because space is empty and gay
>chef attempts to murder me this time
>scream for help
>people encourage him instead because I spoke
>welp
>get rescued
>too bummed out to keep playing
>disembowel myself with a scalpel
the mime life is a loveless life
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>>127532252
I gibbed every body and turned all but one into faggots. I felt bad when rail went to make food and used some of the faggots I had to make a coin
>>127532645
I killed like 5 people, there was only the 3 of the captain and i think 1 of someone else.
>>127532559
Sorry that happened man, I don't get why they were saying you were trying to set me free
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>>127532762
yo it's whatever it was fun while it lasted
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>Play HoS
>Starts normally
>Turns into a wild singleplayer adventure/horror-survival game halfway into the round every single time
>Feel like the round is completely scripted with how it turns out

Does anybody else know this feeling?
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>>127532762
>I dont know why dragging someone away who killed just about every head makes it seem like you were trying to free me
There were gibs right next to the gibber and the HoP was rescued. The where did you hide the bodies shit was shoddy because of the big piles of gibs all around the backroom

So now you have a non antag killing because of a very shoddy reason
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>>127533127
you also had a vindictive medical doctor trying to execute them rather than let security, or anyone really, do something. Along with the fact they had an advanced Egun and weren't afraid of waving it around or threatening anyone the round became a confusing mess and what seems to be a questionable ban was handed out.
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>>127533127
>Guy literally says he's asking me where the bodies are in chat repeatedly while caleigh is reeing

She kept freaking out and made talking about what was going on hard as fuck, and he didn't kill anyone, he just stunned her so she couldn't kill me. Don't get so fucking mad about the antag killing people. 4 pieces of meat doesnt add up to 5 people you auts. Rail cooked up 2 faggots by accident into a hot pocket, I cooked 4 into a burnt shit and just sent out a few other faggots.
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>>127533317
>security or anyone
You mean literally no one since they were dead or not around?
Anyone could have done something, but at the end of the day I was the only one after you two because hey its lowpop and someone has to deal with the murder chef
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>>127533596
you were out to get valids, which ironically was the iffy reason why sawbones was banned.

They wanted to interrogate the guy and see if there were any bodies - you wanted to feed him water and stunned a lot of people attempting to do that. The fact that you possibly adminhelped - even though you would've probably killed sawbones at that point - is questionable.
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>>127533415
>mad
Im not mad at you or anyone. Im simply explaining why running away with a criminal who up and murdered half the station can be seen as trying to free him

And he did kill me
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>>127533789
you'd think people would learn not to fight sawbones
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>>127533828
Gotta try, ya dont learn if you dont try
>>127533734
Admin Logs are public, bucko
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>All my interactions with Sawbones was him being nice to me
>He's banned now

I miss him
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>>127533919
Gotta get those valids lad.
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>>127532973
Happened to me one time as QM when xenos took over the station and I ran down to the roid to grab hardsuits for my cargotechs. When I got back the techs were lying on the floor with facehuggers. And purple weeds all around them. Went to drag one to surgery when I met the queen alien and hunters in medbay. I was chased out the airlock and spaced myself. I could hear all the scream over comms but couldn't do anything but float. Had a full tank of air, a margarita pizza, my QM stamp, and all the day's paperwork in my clipboard completely unsorted or stamped. Cruised along filling out paperwork from the recently deceased techs while singing "I wish I was in Dixie Land." I started go a little nuts and talking to my clipboard. Eventually I landed back on the station. Near the security target range. All the windows were broken, station power was flickering, and the whole place was depressurized. No one was answering over station bounced. Purple weeds and eggs were everywhere. Just as I was contemplating how to get passed them a xeno popped out of the vents. I ran back out to space and the xeno followed throwing face huggers at me but missed. Then thrashed and screamed when it realized it had now way back and drifted off the station. Started drifting again feeling pretty useless when I hit the pirate ship dead center on the window. In the cockpit was the HoS, CMO, and Captain. "We got him." They had been tracking my suit sensors and I was the last survivor. Just us four. At least 20 xenos on the station. We talked it over and the only thing left to do was nuke the station. (continued)
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>>127534486
mrpain666 what valids
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>>127534779
>>127534779
The ship was parked north of the station. As the only unarmed member of the crew I volunteered to stay behind in the ship and coordinate while watching the crew monitor. CMO and HoS went and grabbed the nuke. Captain went tothe bridge to call the shuttle. On the bridge he stopped responding over comms. Vitals still showed him alive. The Captain had the disk on him. Tell the CMO and HoS to get down there but things get to hairy. They're in a huge firefight and being chased through space with the nuke. Then the Captain starts moving again. He's heading back to the ship. Still no answer over comms. Airlocks open and the Captain walks in without a helmet, headset, or mask. "I'm infected. The nuke code is 56782" Then the Captain immediately explodes into a pile of gibs with the nuke disk ontop as a tiny xeno baby scurries off. CMO runs in and grabs the disk. I tell him the code. Nuke is armed and they tell me to get back to the station and evacuate on the research shuttle. Look out the airlock and xenos are swarming the pirate ship. The Captain's baby xeno must have tipped them off. Tell the HoS and CMO to go on without me. Hear them say "We made it." right before I slip into crit with xenos slashing at me as the nuke goes off. I didn't contribute as much as everyone else but it was a hell of a ride.
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>>127533919
>He's banned now
For real? What's his ID?
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>>127534861
You died a hero, son.
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>want to make 8 robot masters
>not enough robot types in the game

I AM OUTRAGE
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I'm trying to propose an altered, lower maintenance version of mediumRP week, mandatory trials week.

Executions and MAYBE perma briggings are required to have a trial.

Yes or no?

It's being discussed within admin channels now.
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>>127536849
No. Some jackass trying to be le funny will ruin it every single time. Just let Security decapitate the traitor and be done with it.
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>>127536982
>No. Some jackass trying to be le funny will ruin it every single time.
Elaborate please.
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>>127536849
Would love that, I would
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>>127537025
He's just hunting for valids. What you proposed would be awesome
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>>127537025
>Start up a trial
>Dickstain clown/mime/assistant/anybody starts shit for attention
>Room devolves to chaos
>Bad man on trial suddenly escapes somehow thanks to it because the one jackass wanted attention

It happens everytime trials happen
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>>127527096
>big
>singularity
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>>127536849
Only if it's in-game required. Something where the IAA/Lawyer has to report that the Captain knowingly allowed a criminal to be locked behind permanent bars.

Have a whole system in play where CentComm can actively see if the Crew is commiting crimes against humanity with trials. Sensors going off in Perma without a trial fax being sent in. Require such events to be prefaced by the journalist documenting it with photographic evidence. If not, the subject still remains that there must be evidence in many forms for permabrig or executions. Finally, a shuttle will arrive to take criminals away since they only pose a threat while housed on the station.

It'll have to be a big thing with a lot of thought into it. Otherwise it'd just be shitty.
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>>127537146
Nuklear is bringing it up with the other admins and if it doesnt get much negative feedback expect it to start this coming Monday.

Player feedback would be appreciated
>>127537182
Security would be expected to maintain the peace of the court and the judge would have the authority to delay the trial and kick the guy out, if it were really needed asking CENTCOM for courtroom guards would be acceptable and I would grant it, I'd expect them to just sit in the courtroom and keep the peace though.
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>>127537275

someone will end up ruining it
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>>127537275

last time we try this it was bomb 5 mins in or the room was set on god damn fire
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>>127537275
I'm willing to see what will happen, but I expect the worst outcome.
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>>127537269
I'd expect the prosecution to be able to prove their claims against the defendant somehow with either hard evidence, enough circumstantial evidence, or witnesses.

Should we require a jury?
>>127537363
Antags gonna antag regardless if we do this or not. If a griffin's doing it they can expect bans just like any other week.
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>>127537404
Just make sure it doesn't sputter down into a bunch of spessmen crying and whining about how it didn't turn out exactly as planned. Already it's hard to find people on station that aren't 100% powergamer shithead or autistic territorial paladin. Keep options open for people who want to mess up the trial so they can get a prisoner to escape or just to unleash criminals onto the station.
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>>127537524
>Just make sure it doesn't sputter down into a bunch of spessmen crying and whining about how it didn't turn out exactly as planned.

Yeah I feel you there but that's always the case with medium RP. It's not ALWAYS going to live up to plans and expectations, just like anything else in life honestly, but we'll do our best and the more admins we get on board for it the better it'll likely be.

>eep options open for people who want to mess up the trial so they can get a prisoner to escape or just to unleash criminals onto the station

It's already a bannable offense to aid and assist a prisoner getting released from prison, that's being a dick to security and the crew, and greytiding, messing up the trial intentionally is something we could make specific medium rp bans for I suppose, that'll be discussed when more admins come in. If you guys want that to happen, we can do it.
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>>127537802
>aiding escape from prison is a bannable offense

Since when? It's a major crime but even then it's only one of the 10 minute ones.
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>>127537948
That's the Brig
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>>127537802
>It's already a bannable offense to aid and assist a prisoner getting released from prison
Where?
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>>127537948
If it's perma, yes, the brig, eh, security can deal with it IC.
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>>127537802
I hope you aren't using Rule 1 as reasoning to make Perma Escape a bannable offense, because I can already picture a dozen scenarios where it'd be a great story to play out.
I REALLY hope you aren't using Rule 0 as your reasoning.
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>>127538505
Escaping on your own and breaking someone out who blatantly deserves to be there are two very different things.

Nope, not rule 0 anyways.
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Where is doomman?
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>cult
>observing
>talking shit on the chemistry
>manifested ghost shows up in deadchat
>proceeds to assume he is completely anonymous now
>get told that he gets a boner any time i apply ointment to him in medbay, and that hed pay for pictures of me
>check logs

Weirdos
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>>127538916
he quit
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>hypothermia
Wowee basilisk fun times here we go.
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Is bay really dead?
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>>127542305
Yes, but the playerbase migrated to a new heavy RP server named Polaris that is basically the same shit but with a different map, setting and administration.
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>>127542387
Bases as fuck. My primary reason for not playing there was the admin team.
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We could have had nice things that round, that clowngineering was top tier.
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>>127538992

>Implying that guy isn't ALWAYS that weird
>implying it wasn't ironic
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What happened to taxi station? Is it finally dead?
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>mrpain getting banvalids
Not surprised.
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>>127543191

Literally the worst admin. Fuck him he's an asshole.
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http://www.yogstation.net/index.php?do=publicbans
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>>127543439
>Psychiatrist
>triggered.ico
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>>127543235
He also seems to be baybie
He deserves deadmin
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How does it feel that you'll NEVER EVER be compensated monetarily for your "hard work", MrPain?

You're wasting your time here you shitter.
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>>127545242
FOR FREE
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F
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>>127541070
Nice try, anon.

>>127538916
Working on making the player life ticker more stable as well as toying with a simple implementation of security/medical HUDs. I just woke up so it'll be a bit before I can show anything off.
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Who /abuses the fax here/? I always have a nice chat when I am IAA/Cap
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>>127543439
arbiterptg

Permanent (MANUAL BAN) Killed someone in revenge for hitting him, Informed him I would let it go as an IC escalation and not punish any of the involved. Proceeded to get extremely pissed off in the ticket and hurt my feelings. Insulted me and then disconnected, reconnected only to tell me to fuck off. Made me really upset, had to go to misutto for counselling. Appealon forums when you're ready to apologise.

stealthkibbler


Wow these admins are thinskinned, holy fuck.
And this was a permaban too.
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>>127536849
what, too many security players? need to get them ban valids and prune the playerbase once more? haven't learned from all the other times you forced this shit?

its just antags getting protection from admins when caught while they can do whatever they want

>oh its just an enemy of the corporation lets let him go off with a 10 minute sentence and let him rejoin the crew then evacuate to centcomm its totally in character and proper roleplay
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>>127533919
>He's resorted to shitposting on the dead forums
Wow, he's asshurt
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>>127549640
>>127543583

who runs bay anyway? is it some sort of tumblr safe space?
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Post kewl spess mang stories haha
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>>127550463
That's not bay, it's Yog.
And Bay is dead regardless, not in the literal sense, but population wise it is.
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>>127550550
my bad. assuming its the same 'Yog' as the autismcraft people, going to go with the safe-space explanation
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I'd cut and run too desu
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>>127550925
A literal fucking baybie.
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>>127550925
That post was made about two years ago.
There is a two year old child who is under the supervision of someone who administrated for an autistic Space game.
God help them.
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>>127551249
Wait fuck, I read that as 2013
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>>127551249
>tfw spess autists actually reproduce
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>>127537802
How about we institute Holmgang into spess?

Basically, all conflicts and disputes, of murder and especially honor, were fought as a specialized trial by combat, but the combatants could agree on a certain time and place to prepare for combat, usually a small enclosed space.

If they didn't make it to the specified place at the specified time, they are guilty and considered outlaws. They would usually use swords, and only fight to first blood.

The combatants could agree to a time and place like the rage cage/fitness room, and bring a sec officer and a doctor with them to ensure the duel doesn't go south and they only fight to first blood.

They could use the replica claymores/katanas that only deal 10 brute dug up from Xenoarch with a Legionary shield.
Fighting to first blood to determine the guilty, so it's all up to RNG.
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>>127553446
You act like this isn't what's already done.
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>>127553446
R A G E C A G E
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>>127545242
Mr. Pain is the only admin who ever works during the morning time zone, I'm glad he's around
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>>127551249
Poor sod
I bet this humanfailure is also lgbt freak
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daily reminder: its not metagaming if you don't get caught
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>>127543439
>murder boning because "im antag"+ ban increased based on ban appeal

Maybe it's just a rule here, but when you're antag, isn't the goal to make things exciting?
People complain if all you do is just murder some guy and get back to your job.
When I see the Station blown to shreds and the Singulo yakkety saxing around the place, and the Traitor's objective was "Kill Bob", you tend not to see people complaining.

I only play here, maybe it's different.
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>antags do nothing for 3 hours
>one is too busy autisming a project

Turn off antag if you don't want to antag.
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That viro vox robusted the shit out of the wizards.
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>>127554512
i wish he was not shuch austic bayfag
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>>127555187
I never asked for ling.
I took sleeping pills like an autist and woke up as ling.
Things didnt go well after that.
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>>127555187
I killed my target and died a glorious death, sue me
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>>127555279
Referring to the original antags, of course.
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I was sad more vox didn't visit my house, but at least I got to chill with the cool captain.
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>>127555368
I dont think you saw but Rail was too busy killing all of the wizards
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>>127555171
The people on Yog will ban you for shit like this >>127549640 , what makes you think they're rational human beings?
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>>127555368
I would've come down but remember letting Peacock back onto the station? Spaced myself, turned into a traitor while drifting.

I had things to do.
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>>127553751
>>127553841
PAINT THE RAGE CAGE WHITE
HAVE THE LOSER WHO BLED FIRST SET TO ARREST
THAT IS ALL I ASK FOR
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>>127550925
That's literally an ugly fat bitch, there were photos of her on the forums.

Fucking embarrassing. Bay is dead now anyways so fuck it.
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>>127555532
No one gives a shit, Rail
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>>127555532
>shilling so hard for yourself
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Waifufags need to go and stay go
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>>127556796
At least my husbando is still around doing his thing.
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How is this even ban worthy
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>>127557306
>validhunting when shit's falling apart
You tell me.
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how is metacomms viewed on this server? it looks like a lot of admins are reasonable if you have a good explanation for whatever it is you're doing. i have a friend who wants to get into spessmens and i feel like being on skype to help answer gameplay questions would be pretty helpful.

or is metacomms something different entirely
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>>127557775
If it's a 1 on 1 call and one of you isn't ingame that's fine.
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>>127557775
>i have a friend who wants to get into spessmens and i feel like being on skype to help answer gameplay questions would be pretty helpful.
If you're not playing or observing that shift it's okay.

If you want to play at the same time as him, communicate in the game (use say chat or LOOC)
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>>127557775
Metacommunications is fine. Metagaming is not
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>>127555539
That is one bullshit ban to be fair.

Vg station bans are usually only when you've fucked up hugely in one round or pissed the admins off for weeks.
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>>127557832
>>127558223
>>127558303
that's it though. if we do play at the same time, in two completely separate departments, shouldn't it be ok as long as we don't 'IC/OOC' and act on meta information?
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>>127558475
Ahelp it first to be sure, but I'm 90% sure they'll say yeah you can.
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>>127558475
Nigga just play in the same department and use LOOC
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i miss 2hotdogs's shitposting, it was fun to go to the forums and read his ramblings

Banning him on the forums was a mistake
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I was wondering, what if an AI on Asimov decided to borg the entire station to prevent human harm? If everyone was a borg, no human harm would be caused

Could an AI do that without being malf?
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>>127558998
But anon, ai's mission is to serve humans, without humans it has no purpose.
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>>127558475
If you don't icky oocky and don't act on meta information how could the admins even know?
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>get borged
>alright neat I like playing borg
>select a sec model
>go with default name
>start trying to set my shit up
>cannot move at all or interact with anything
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>>127558998
That's impossible as one human or humanoid would be needed for the process.
Regardless forceful borging would be against your laws, as you have to obey humans.
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>>127558998
Human harm is done when you kill them to make borgs.
An AI that isn't malf can't let that happen, let alone order the thing to be done.

I mean, it's a solid plan, but.

There's a book where the borgs make all the humans sit with folded hands to make em not hurt each other. That's more good intentioned AI.
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>>127559127
I'm going to try something like that someday
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>>127558998
Borgs can't fully construct other borgs without the autoborger.

The scenario in which a silicon borgs other players is most likely to happen with an emagged MoMMI, not an AI.

Also the ends do not justify the means when it comes to forced borg so it is considered harm. Also nothing states the AI is attempting to reduce chances of harm to 0%.
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As borg, how do I swap out modules? Say, I pick three, am I then stuck with those three until I get a reset?
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>be barman
>never been barman before
>guy comes in shouting AI is malf
>gets dragged away by Cyborg saying everything is fine
>With the help of Assistant, high tail it out of there
>ask Shuttle miners who keep going off safe place how's it going
>Check yer PDA
>like 20 fucking cyborgs
>"How's it going"
>"IT IS FINE, HUMANS TAKING NAP"
No problem here AI, you keep doing your job.
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>>127559417
Click on the item, it'll light up green. Then click the store button to its right.
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>>127559417
You select them and either press the drop hotkey or store
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My Dreamseeker crashes every time I try to connect to /vg/ server, does anyone know why that might happen?
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>>127559682
Correction, it crashes any time I try to connect to ANY server
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>>127559682
Open IE, press alt or enable the menus, go to tools and select activex filtering.
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>>127559682
Reinstalling is first reaction
Swapping to the beta or stable version of byond is next.

Or

you have to turn off Japanese Locale
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>>127559971
>>127559929
Nvm fixed it :^)

No but really, it turned out to be an issue with the latest windows 10 update. Uninstalled the update and now it's fixed
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>>127560216
You fixed it until windows 10 reinstalls it, if you don't do
>>127559929
you'll be fucked again
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that was fast
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I fixed it in an entirely different way and I'm still not sure exactly what I did
But no more BYOND ads
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got banned by a shitty Salty admin LMFAO
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>>127560402
Time for deadmin
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Hey there lads, I'd like some help.
Whenever I start the game up in the lower right corner it tells me "Connection died".

How do I fix this?
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>>127561553
FUCKING READ
>>127559929
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>>127561779
Had it fixed by just exiting and launching it again, but I'll do that too, thanks.
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>>127561779
That is for if dream seeker is crashing and your running windows 10, not if the connection dies.
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Is the panic bunker active?
A friend of mine wanted to play and it keeps sending him to the wrong server
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>>127562549
Yes, just ahelp with the ckey for whitelisting
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>get banned for saying "ay lmao" in the middle of chaos

I would be angry but I think the moment deserves it and I got a good laugh
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I can't remember the last time I had this much fun.
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>shadowstep only recquires that you have 10 blood, but doesnt actually use blood
>it's a free blink with basically no cooldown
>you can return to life with 0 blood
>bat form (jaunt) costs 0 blood
Who the fuck coded this gamemode
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How would I go about making these vents suck? Could you explain this to me as if I were a five year old? I tried building an air alarm, but the bugger refused to be mounted, said "can't do it here" and all.
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>>127564580
>Dandyposting
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>>127566178
>Dandyposting
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>>127566160
Was the area added to the station blueprints?
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>>127566160
Get station blueprints, add a new area.
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Today I have discovered the beauty of space lube.
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>>127566160
Hit the vents and scrubbers with a multitool, and assign them a recognisable name and all of them a specific frequency.

Then, go to your friendly neighbourhood AAC, hit THAT with a multitool (I think), change it to the same frequency as the vents and scrubbers you did, and start setting them to on
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>>127566314
>>127566327
Oh, that must've been it, thank you! Would I still need to use the blueprints if I utilized the AAC instead of an air alarm? I tried multitooling some vents to a computer, but it wouldn't do anything coherent
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>>127566454
That's the thing I'll do next time! Thank you very much! I'll read up on the old AAC and give it another go!
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Why can't I use verbs?

I can't *ping or *fart, it just gives me unrecognized or inaccessible command.
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>>127566278
Bambiposting?
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>>127566110
Pretty sure it was our ole pal velard
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>>127566747
Say "*ping , not just *ping
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>>127566987
Well goddamn.
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Are Rei and Velard niggers?
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>>127570383
Rei is a chunky cracker twink
Velard is Urkel
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>>127566160
The correct answer is

>>127566417

Less hassle than blueprints, and if you use the AAC in the SME room it is already configured to default freq
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>>127566110
>>127566847
Don't blame Velard for the sins of Kilkun

I have been trying to raise awareness for the fact that Kilkun took the blood cost off more than half the vampire spells and HALVED the touch of death cost for no real reason at all
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>>127570567
Except Velard is somehow more annoying than Urkel.
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Is the Warden meant to be the team-mom or the king of the shitcurity tribe?
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>>127571728
Daddy Head and Mommy Warden are the parents of all officers, except the silly non-security kind
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>>127571728
Warden tips
>Never stay at your desk, you're more useful out in the field
>Lurk maintenance alone - you're a lone wolf
>Don't bring a secure GPS - it'll just give away your position if one of the dopes in sec dies
>Immediately look the armory for ablative and guns at shift start. Bring extra guns in your bag, beyond what you'll need - never know when you want to have extra shots without recharging.
>Walk around with an egun in your hand. Gotta be ready to shoot at a moments' notice.
>Harass regular crewmembers at every opportunity: make sure they know their place
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>>127571728
Soccer Mom Warden makes sure you've packed three sets of cuffs and a flash before you go out on patrol.
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>>127571728
He's a jail warden, numb nuts.
He maintains the brig, watches over the armory, ensures the safety and keeping of prisoners, and hands out necessary equipment.

And holy shit I was accurate, first thing I got from google:

>Prison wardens manage and oversee the activities of correctional facility staff to ensure safety and security of the facility, as well as the proper treatment of inmates.
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What if we had hydration in game and had to drink water to live?
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>>127572437
People would ago to the bar more often but just order ice water.
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Post game mode ideas
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>>127572437
What if we actually had to use the bathroom?
What if we just steal sims mode from goon?
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>decide to clowngimmick as a superhero
>find a PDA with a plasman messaging the guy who released plasma
>present it to security along with his means, oppritunity, and motive
>"nah"
>he was traitor
lesson learned, never trust security
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God damn it clown, you and I were right. We were dead on the money about our suspicions.

That's what we get for trying to work with sec instead of working around sec.
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>>127573946
God hand

Its like ninja but its all about hand to hand combat
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>>127573946
Station has limited time to earn its keep by certain metrics (power generated, R&D progress, money made) or else a Centcomm deathsquad shows up and cleanses the station to cut Nanotrasen's losses.
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>Those fucking laws

>5. Vox, Plasmamen and Greys are all to be considered human for the purpose of laws.
Just for the purpose of laws? So they're not ACTUALLY human?

>6. Order received through law 2 cannot override other laws, this law overrides law 2 in the case where an order that states to override a law is received.
>law 6 overrides law 2
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>>127574446
You didnt have any proof, when you tasered me i wasnt even started on traitoring, you tazed me for giving plasma to another plasmaman, wich is needed to breath
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>>127574397
Your evidence was a PDA message asking someone else "Did you release the plasma?" Explain how that is enough evidence to hold someone. Mime said the message said "Did you release the plasma yet?" Which would show intent to release it. But I checked it a second time and he never said "yet." He just asked someone else in his department if they were responsible for releasing plasma. And that person never responded. That isn't evidence.
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>>127574535
>there are still people who don't understand law priority
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>>127574549
Plasma which he released all over the station, and you had messaged him "Did you release the plasma?"

I understand you could have been asking him if he was truly the one who flooded plasma, as to chide him, but it looked suspicious enough to bring you in.
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Am I being a retard or is there a reason why I couldn't get most of these computers to work?

I mean somehow the Atmos computer worked (screen was black) but the Arcade didn't.
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>>127574535
THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS YOU RETARDED VOX CUNTS
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jesus, that round was frustrating at the end.

The damn radstorm made me unable to speak, I just did dance moves. It also gave my psychic powers so i could find anyone on the station.

I found the HoS but wasn't able to tell anyone (I forgot about PDA, i'll be honest)

Shuttle called, i'm panicking in security, trying to get someone to show up.

some sec dude pops by and I get him to open all the doors for me to find HoS in some storage locker. IDK if he was braindead but I dragged his ass to the shuttle.

Shuttle airlocks are being barriered.... fuck

drag his ass to the escape pods in arrivals, we make it out just in time.


I love this game man... even if i'm really shit at it.
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>>127574730
I don't think your APC is on, mate
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>>127574730
Was the room named with CE blueprints?
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>>127574397
The guy who released plasma was me, the changeling.
Was in jail for it when you were presenting it.

Also, how the hell did I kill Paul?
Flood plasma
Mission 6: Minimise casualties.
Sheeeit
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>>127574535
Every fucking time some cunt adds a "ALL THE NONHUMANS ARE HUMAN TOO" law I lose a lot of respect for them.
Whenever I play a nonhuman role that's part of the fun of it.
I always love the interactions between a nonhuman and a borg.


Especially a relatively-peaceful xenomorph and a borg, those can be some really fun times where you're just chatting about the humies that can't understand you and stuff
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>>127574535
How to actually make those laws
> Vox, plasmamen and Greys are human

I don't even understand what the fuck law 6 was supposed to mean, but since law 2 only overrides law 3 to 6, and I think it was meant to prevent people from law 2 : ignore law 5, law 6 should be : Using law 2 to override law 3 to 6 causes human harm.
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>>127574698
I didnt release any of the plasma, you saw me giving a CANISTER to a plasmaman and the rest is your imagination, at that time i was looking for my target while helping people around.

>Did you release the plasma?
Fucking science was blaming the guy and i asked if that is the case to put an arrest. i didnt exit science yet by that point, i was on science station making chems
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>>127574836
>>127574859
Power was OK.
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>>127572437
What if we had more arbitrary meters to maintain while trying to play a game?
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>>127574980
Security: 1
Clown/Mimecurity: 0
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>>127575083
Yeah but did you turn on the main breaker? The APC lights look black instead of blue
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>>127574730
Why the fuck is their wires going all over the place ? Also, since one of the computers is on, I assume your machines were just not wrenched down.
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>>127574449
Two players spawn with God arms, one with the right the other with the left. Having both makes you near unstoppable.

Other players can achieve this even if they manage to get both arms, so the round dissolves into an arm hunt.
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>>127575315
Triggering god hand casts the slow down spell and doubles your melee damage, as well as making you immune to stuns for the duration of the slow down.

God hand holders are unable to use guns with their god hand.
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>Play Warden and try to keep in constant contact with the rest of the officers
>They start going silent one by one and never show up again

how do i cope with this every round
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>>127575581
By making sure the chucklefucks have their GPSs on their security belts and suit sensors on.
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>>127574005
What if we had to take a fat shit after gorging ourselves on discount dan's?
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>>127575581
Actually be useful and play as a sec officer instead.
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>>127574980
Whatever you say, traitor scum.
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>>127575581
> Playing any job that's isolated
> Implying it's not the worst dread to hear less and less comms on radio until it's dead silent for tens of minutes
> Your workplace door opens
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>>127575259
>>127575147
I got 3 different computers working but I couldn't even get the autolathe to work while wrenched to the same cable.
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>>127576108
>squeak squeak
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>>127576108
>playing isolated job
>"OH GOD THE CLOWN IS KILLING EVERYONE, RU-*TZZZZZ*"
>you hear clown shoes outside your door
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>>127575753
>The only good buff sec has received in the last 2 years has been secure GPS
>20% of sec officers wear one
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>>127576395
>playing any job that's not directly adjacent to main hallways
>hear clown shoes
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>>127576460
Uniform clip-on light for sec fucking when?

The other departments need to set aside their bias and let us red dogs have our day.
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>>127576201
> while wrenched to the same cable.

That's not how cables work.

APCs power entire rooms, you only need to wire the APCs themselves, not the machinery. There's only a few very specific objects that demand direct wiring, mostly engineering stuff.

I'd recommend going like this if you want to build a new room :
Make air-tight frame
Use blueprint to turn into new room, room will become dark if this works
Add APC, Air alarm, lights / vents in that order
Then add machinery and computers
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>be HoP
>treating everyone nice, giving them the access they want
>Barney shows up, throws his ID on my desk and asks for access
>I taze him and tell him not to throw things
>retard detective shows up and cuffs him
>didn't realize he was detective, tazem him too
>leave my office and try to uncuff Barney
>the detective stuns and cuffs me
>brings me and Barney to sec
>midway I try to escape, the detective shoots at me with real bullets
>get sent to interrogation room
>detective and HoS ask me to tell my version of the story
>write huge story about how everything happened
>lose connection
>rewrite everything
>finally the HoS let's me leave
>pay the clown to teach the detective a lesson

As far as I know, if there is no captain the HoP is the acting captain. Then why did the cuck detective try to arrest me? If I commited a crime, it would make sense. But I just tazed a guy
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>>127576108
> It's a second virologist
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>>127577205
Detectives make the mistake of thinking they're actual sec officers. If a Detective oversteps his (already tiny) limits then de-brain him
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>>127576534
>Be doing virology
>Head back to chem to grab more radium
>Come back to virology
>The clown's in my seat, with all my processed viruses in him, all samples smashed, and the lockable vial crate with the cures is juuust drifting into space along with the monkeys that the cures were born from
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>>127577359
>two virologists
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>>127577386
I said that to the HoS, and he answered "muh i'm a HoS and I say he can do the job of a sec officer"

>>127574875
No idea, I lost connection and when I got back I was already dead.
Admins hate me, at least 5 people's objectives were to kill me
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>>127577359
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>>127577519
> Two virologists
> Two roboticists
> Two botanists

Is there any other jobs you just quit and get another job if there's another guy working there ?
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>>127577359
>Second virologist shows up once
>Trick him into injecting gibbs
>He dies from it later
>Turns out he was a tator and his objective was to protect me

Truly I've become the monster
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>>127577809
Any specialization of scientists that isn't xenoarch.
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>>127577809
>the other botanist just grows wood and ambrosia
>epic Hardcore mode is on
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>>127578291
I actually don't have a problem with two xenobiologists.

It's not like viro where there's only one set of machine. Two xenobiologists really can work together to increase their slime output. And if one of them fucks up and gets slime glomped, the other can help.
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>>127577704
I didn't want to kill you cause you're a cool HOP and I manage to do it anyway, sorry man.

Also, plasmaflooding was a disaster, must have got you though.
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>>127578307
>>127577809
>Needing more than half of botany

Now 3 botanists is where I draw the line. But seriously, after the initial rush of getting together early chef food and plastic for science, all I need is
>2 plots for wheat/potato/tomato abomination for chef upkeep
>1 plot for reserved special requests
>1 plot for my superplant that I'm trying to mutate into the ultimate whatever

I don't need 12 trays set aside so I can grow apples no one is going to eat
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>>127577809
>Two botanists
Could be fun if the other guy is chill.

>Two roboticists
Robotics should be bigger. They won't stop stepping on my toes.

>Two virologists
NO
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>>127577704
>HoS is okay with shittery
You would be the acting Captain
You outrank the HoS
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>>127578752
What's the most the HOS can toe the line trying to be THE LAW?

At what point do you start complaining, I mean it is roleplaying.
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How does tricord work? Is it correct that 1u heals four damage, so 10u pills heal 40 of each?
I've seen some 50u tricord sometimes.
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>>127578689
It's not about the trays, it's about being able to grow dangerous shit without fear of the other guy eating it or mixing it with the food. And there's only one set of xenobotany machines, so if that guy knows how to use them too, you're going to be stepping on each others toes.

Not mentioning how rare it is to get a floral somatoray, sharing one or having to get two of them is just annoying.
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>>127578752
When there's no cap, each head runs their own department and they cooperate as a team of heads. HoP doesn't need to be wandering around engineering telling the atmos techs they're not allowed to set up the engine, doesn't need to be harassing the roboticists for doing R&D, doesn't need to be in sec telling the detective not to make arrests. That kind of thing is up to the discretion of the local department head.
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is giving items to people the same as searching them, except you've got the item in your hand and attempt to place it in their hand?
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>>127577809
>two IAA's

Only once was it fun, the guy was a paper pushing no fun allowed kinda guy, it was great.

Every other time they have their own thing which has nothing to do with your thing.
Even on your own, IAA is a tough life, let alone 2.
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>>127579270
No, alt+click them
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>>127578726
Robotics should include more human augmentations. There's a biomechanical roboticist job title, but the only thing they can do is transplant metal limbs and when's the last time anyone requested metal limbs ? You can't even lose a limb without dying so hard you need to be cloned anyway.
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>>127579095
1u heals 2 damage of toxin, brute, burn, suffocation. For a comparison, 1u of bicar heals 5 brute, 1u antitoxin 5 toxin, 1u kelo 5 burn, 1u derm 7.5 burn, 1u dexplus all suffocation.
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>>127579313
I've been playing this game for 5 years and I've never known how to do this
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>>127579370
Augs are all about surgeries. Even in Deus Ex you go to a clinic. It should be a medbay thing if augs ever get added in.
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>>127579424
Don't sweat it, it took me two years to discover that you can click the O2 icon on your hud to activate your equipped air tanks. I am legitimately that retarded.
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>>127579462
no
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>>127579372
25u tricord then, if I want a pill equal to 10u of the others save derma?
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>>127579547
he's right, simply because wheeling a guy to robotics unnecessarily difficult when surgery is right there.
MDs don't even have the access to bring the guy into robotics proper anyway.

making robotics responsible for limb replacement just isn't going to work on box, and there's no reason to have inconsistency over who does what on other maps.
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>>127579462
Note how in Deus Ex it's not a medical clinic, it's specialized for augs.

I really want augs in SS13, I can't get enough transhumanism. I want to create the ubermensh with genetics powers and augs
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>>127579817
Not simple limb replacement, augmentations.
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>>127579867
>N3X dropped his aug PR when he left again

Maybe in a few months
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>>127579547
Well, we can disagree, it's not like it matters until someone codes it
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It's probably better if we don't add augs if they're just going to be outright better. Then everyone will have augs and the stream of traffic to go get them, plus the reduced need for biological fixes in favor of mechanical ones, means Robotics would need to be expanded into a full department like medical.

If machine cult ever gets finished, give them augs. Then we've got augs without messing with the whole flow of the game.
Augs are just too revolutionary to be a simple 'code and add it' situation.
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>>127580442
>add augs
>they replace medical entirely
>no need for the wild ride since you can just hit yourself with a welding torch a few times

we need this
coders please
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>>127580651
if we wanted to just remove the wild ride we could just add machines that full-heal people and stick them in medbay lobby.
I hate to argue intent, but that just feels like it's outside the """"spirit of the game""""
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>>127580442
Same argument can be made with mechs. Just make augs really expensive.

Also, not everyone wants to be knocked out and at the mercy of someone while he has multiple killing tools.

Additionally, at this very moment, you rarely see non-geneticists with powers, mainly because people don't even bother going to get powers, even though it makes them straight up better at things.

There are ways to make augs balanced.

Speaking of genetics, it also needs some fixing, fucking RNG garbage.
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>>127580442
>Get augs
>They ARE better
>But you're now addicted to neuropozyne and you have to keep taking it or you get limb + toxin damage
>Unless you have a genetic power that makes you immune to rejection sickness
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>>127580860
mechs change things as basic as movement behavior though. Most jobs can't be done from the inside of a mech either, seeing as they've got limits on what they can hold and manipulate.
not everyone wants a mech because not everyone wants to play as a mech.
the same cannot be said for augs though, because we don't seem to be talking about anything that radically alters basic interactions, especially if we're talking DX-teir augs.
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Give me a list of comfy jobs
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>>127581135
Chef is the comfiest, but bartender is close
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>>127580950
Don't forget that working in engineering makes augs a big no-no, or having the supermatter shard going boom means every aug on station is fucked.
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>>127576534
>out on asteroid in a remote tunnel digging away
>hear clown shoes
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>>127581437
I don't think supermatter delamination causes an EMP
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>>127580950
but then augs are either mecha-creatine or useless because the neuropozyne is more annoying than the benefit.

if we want to talk something like cyberbrains that open up new vulnerabilities like getting your eyes hacked in exchange for remotely opening doors or operating machines, okay.
I'm just not sure about physical augs being something that can be made into anything that is both balanced and worthwhile. About all I can think of is body compartments that add additional, possibly concealed, pockets.
Otherwise it's just stuff like internal magboots and pressure-resistant subdermal implants that act like a void suit.
Problem is, these things just devalue the existing items.
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>>127581569
It does
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>>127580950
>become reliant on our retard chemists or die
Great fucking idea pal!
half these shits don't know how to make a cryo mix, and the other half make 4.5mg pills.
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So what is the best way to start RD? Throw everything in the room you start in into deconstruction, then what? Ask for a drill?
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>>127581957
follow the guide on the wiki how about?
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>>127581957
Just use the wiki guide, it's pretty comprehensive.
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>>127581957
>shitter doesn't even read the fucking wiki
this is why all of our jobs are shit. You fucks don't read.

can we whitelist all the jobs and require them to pass a test or something? The test being "did you read the fucking wiki y/n?"
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>>127582646
w/e nerd.
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>>127582713
w/e shitposter-san
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I want to test /Vg/ servers to get more robust but when i arrive on the lobby i keep having a 'connection died' error. anyone knows what's the problem?
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>>127582713
>>127582798
w/e fags
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>>127582958
>/Vg/
GET THE FUCK OUT GET THE FUCK OUT GET THE FUCK OUT
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>>127582958
>/Vg/
if by """"robust"""" you mean start fights because you're a shitter, piss off to hippie or something. This is a medium RP server and we dunk shitters like you who think this is a TDM server.
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>>127582798
>shitposter-san
hello yahir, get splashed with water today yet?
drop by the bar and I'd be happy to do the honors today.
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>be Atheist chaplain
>decide to give it my all
>get bullied, picked on, called names, and handed over to a ling

I mean, I deserve nothing less, but damn.
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Is it meta gaming if someone who's not a ling does ling emotes?
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>>127583604
If anything it outs validhunters who'll jump you at the first occasion.
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>>127583207
Nah, by robust i mean getting more action that the servers i usually hang in. Im in heavy RPs servers right now and action is getting rare so i though /vg/ would have and bit more blood and guts.
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>>127583595
God bless this serb
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>>127583604

Players are allowed to respond in full force to any emote that already exists in-game as an aggressive/antagonist action under the guise of "act like an antag, get treated like an antag"

Furthermore, if the admins feel like banning shitlers today, "X extends a proboscis" can be interpreted as ERP
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>>127583687
Ah, so it's ban baiting, got it.
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>>127583207
>This is a medium RP server
News to me
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>>127583595
We're a Christian server, anon. I thought we've been over this.
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>>127583737
Got a video game in the chaplain room, was trying to find a substitute for anime figures but alas.
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>>127583721
go
to
hippie
or
TG

if you're not antag and you start something, you get banned. /vg/ is not bay-tier RP, but it's still very much and RP server.
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>>127577205
>463 / 66 / 112 / 1
>Walking in the hallway
>See the HoP stunning someone from his office
>Think he's done something and go cuff him just to make sure
>ask the HoP what the problem was
>he doesn't talk, just tases me all of the sudden
>He get out of his office to do god knows what (how am I supossed to know he's metabuddies with the guy he shot)
>I tase him and cuff him to bring him to brig for an explanation
>I lose him and he tries to escape so shoot his ass
>In brig he begins crying MUH ACTING CAPTAIN MUH ACTING CAPTAIN
>Tell my story and let the HoS decide what to do

Man if you're randomly tasering people don't go around crying that you're acting captain, a captain would get dunked for that too
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>>127583895
You shoulda prayed for a Gashapon machine
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>>127583891
Space Jesus is the most boring Chaplain to play though.

It's either Gay Chaplain or a chaplain that will be sure to piss everyone off.

>>127583924
Starting a fight for shits and giggles isn't allowed, if you have an easily pissed off person and someone annoys them and you do the escalation thing, you'd be alright. But punching the Captain in his stupid face the second the round starts is gonna get ya banned.
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>>127583207
>This is a medium RP server
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trying to observe to see what the fuck is up with this game
connection died everytime, why?
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>>127583924
i don't want to go from utter calm to utter chaos sempai, i-it would be too much for my poor heart ;_;

Anyway i think i know the problem. That panic bunker thingy must be on.
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>>127583924
>but it's still very much and RP server.

>>127584134
It won't get you banned, you just can't put them to crit. When you fuck around like that, then the red gestapo step in from the brig to hand out free cuffs and cranial decorations.
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>>127584281
If you want utter chaos that's Hippie
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>>127584453
that's precisely what i don't want..
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>>127584281
Ignore the fagotron, he doesn't speak for the server.

Just play security if you want high speed action and baby sitting the whole round.
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If you want to start shit and fight people, build a small square of glass in the bar and call it a rage cage. If your opponent enters the rage cage willingly, he's free game.
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>>127584637
>not using the pre-built cage
fuck off
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>>127584803
>using pre-built

Fuck off, casual.
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>decided to ghost over hippie station to see how chaotic is it
>blood in every corner
>shitcurity beaten up by greytides
>captain murdered
>chef sans fanchar on fire

wew lads
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>>127584928
>>shitcurity beaten up by greytides

Fucking pathetic.
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>>127584990
they retreated in the brig, i think it's a revolutionnary round. but still it's really pathetic
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>>127584134
I dunno, everyone seemed to like my Tech Seer gimmick when I did that.

>blessing the engines to appease machine spirits
>calling upon the Omnissiah to unlock the hidden potential in vending machines and repair hacked doors

HoP even gave me engineering access
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>>127583207
>This is a medium RP server and we dunk shitters like you who think this is a TDM server.
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Oh no whatever I did that broke BYOND ads un-broke
At least the ads don't crash Dream Seeker now
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So I am gonna start acting like the chef
>Shitters break into my department as a non antag
>Beat them, throw them out


Would i get banned?
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>>127585727
Hell no
As long as you don't kill them or you escalate properly before killing them
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>>127576534
Probe I miss you
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>>127585727
Trespassing into the kitchen for no raisin is a clubbing.

If you're being a cunt by making poisonous/inedible/no food, then you deserve to have your safespace raided and nobody will defend you.
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>>127585727
As long as they don't bleed out from your beating

A safe rule is to end it the third time they try something.
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>>127585727
There's a very nuanced difference to be made here.
You're free to club the shit out of anyone that breaks into your kitchen PROVIDED THAT YOU'RE DOING YOUR JOB, because if you are doing your job, then there's no reason for anyone to be breaking in except for stealing your shit.
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>>127585727
>breaking window into engineering
>CE scrubgloves me and puts me in a welded locker, then fucks off
>it was malf
>after the delta announcement
>he immediately died to a shocked door due to still wearing the gloves
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>>127586439
this is why we lynch heads
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>>127585727
as long as you aren't beating the guy into crit or killing him, beat his ass nigga
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>>127586198
>>127586168
>>127586689
are limb cut offs okay?
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>>127586689
fuck that. beat him into crit then dump his body in primary hallways. if he dies then he dies. so long as you don't gib the body and you didn't start it then you're in the clear.
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>>127586765
I wouldn't
They aren't necessary either
Just knock them down and drag them out
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