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Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.
-The Game's Demo
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I don't even know, he's in the game for like five minutes
Post superior gote who is actually alive
i want the human
i'm sad about the human
>Papyrus trying to indulge anon in their scat fetish
>but alas, skeletons can't shit
so he buys manure online that he places in a plastic bag and pours it through his pelvis to simulate it
Because while Asriel is only in the game for about five minutes the entire story and emotional arcs of the major characters is how they deal with his death and all the shit that went down because of it.
It's funny because he abandoned everyone And by funny I mean very depressing
>want to check out toby's tumblr
>"you must log in to view this blog"
>fine, i'll use the throwaway account i made for porn
>can only view it as a side column on my dashboard that only takes up a third of my screen
>can't expand it, re-entering the url manually just redirects
why do people use this site
There has to be something more wrong with her. I mean, at least one of the kids should have stayed with her. Maybe she got more and more clingey to the point the kids had to run away. Maybe she tied them to the bed Misery-style.
onion san is also forgotten
I forget the fate of the cactus, the tem stuck in the wall, and there's also Jerry who probably got ditched by everyone and wasn't even told they could leave.
>why do people use this site
DeviantArt wasn't blog-like enough and didn't have facebook or twitter features? I think that's basically what tumblr is, only more broken and not meant for art. I don't really understand how people adopted it for that use.
>something that's not even part of the game
>hearts in jars that were already dead
>a literal demon with no remorse
Despite all the head canon drivel you tumbler faggots have been pouring into these characters, they're even less fleshed out than dumb goat nerd.
hugs for the better gote
What if I like to whack off to Frisk and Chara?
Asriel has been dead for longer than any of the fallen humans
His soul fucked off when he first died like all monster souls do, and the battle with Omega Flowey shows that souls carry who you are, the Asriel you meet in the game is just a flower with his personality imprinted on it
Undyne the Undying best Undyne.
Genocide Route was the path of
Anon that's not funny at all
AU where every character wears old broken boots on all of their hands and feet
Yeah, I know. When it opens in the sidebar but you're unable to go to the actual page, it's cause he's got it set so it can't be viewed from logged out people, and for some reason the actual blog page itself is unable to be viewed anyway.
Au where everything is the same but Gaster and Asgore totally fucked
personality can be faked, it doesn't mean much
like everyone at work things I'm a nice, happy and helpful hark working person when in reality I want everyone including myself to die and so lazy I have difficulty taking care of myself
fake it until you make it or get found out and have to stab a nigger
KingDings is the second best UT crackship, it's only second to
Not him but that is actually 100% what Flowey is
It really comes down to if you think your memories and personality define who you are or if you think your soul does which ultimately is a matter of opinion.
Or the Omega flowey souls could just have their owners personalities imprinted on them
I didn't know the Omega Flowey battle was headcanon. SOULs are said to be the culmination of your being, and they clearly carry important facets of your personality and memory from what we see in the Omega Flowey battle. Asriel can't be the same Asriel that died 100 years ago because his actual SOUL is gone.
I always assumed that this was how Human and Monster souls differed. Monster souls are just made of Love/Compassion/Empathy, while human souls hold some sort of consciousness which is why they can exist without them and why their true nature is unknown.
>all this goat
what a terrible morning. have a cute lizard.
>had an actual nice discussion about the morality of Asgore and Toriels actions during the game last thread
>this one is filled with shit posting about it
Oh 4chan, never change
I love it
>Asriel can't be the same Asriel that died 100 years ago because his actual SOUL is gone.
Flowey tells you that he is Asriel, you can't tell me that you think a canon character is wrong about their own identity
I lost it.
The problem is that they'll be carrying on for about one full eternity, not aging, watching all their friends and lovers - and in Toriel's case, Frisk - die, and will be stuck with each other and no satisfying way to resolve it.
She does, and I have pictures of that.
Exposed ribcages are very lewd
i want to protect his royal position against potential pretenders and usurpers to the crown.
I want the Mad Dummy to be Asriel's Spymaster.
I wouldn't call that impressive by any stretch. Plenty of robot and ghost characters don't have an implied gender.
I would be willing to assume that you're baiting some anti-Tumblrite, though.
>The problem is that they'll be carrying on for about one full eternity
I mean Toriel and Asgore probably aren't the only boss monsters in existence, they could both totally hook up with other people, have kids and die naturally (assuming boss monsters can only breed with other boss monsters)
>I mean Toriel and Asgore probably aren't the only boss monsters in existence, they could both totally hook up with other people, have kids and die naturally (assuming boss monsters can only breed with other boss monsters)
I sincerely fucking hope so
Identity changes as much as personality does. And Flowey was pretty explicit in the Geno ending that everything about his personality changed when his essence became filled with DT.
>Toriel/Asgore never have any more kids
>Asgore either dies of an accident or retires from the throne
>As the only person with a claim, Flowey inherits the crown
truly the best ending
You got us, you dummy!
If you say so.
McDoogle and I worked hard on a 4.8k word ToreGore fic set during the human war. Graphic straight sex between a married couple in the missionary position is the feature of the day. Some cuddle as well. Oddly appropriate give the current topic of the day. Hope this make some anons feel better.
Doesn't he state the opposite? That he acted basically as though he was Asriel when he first woke up, and that he only started to change after his lack of empathy + reset powers drove him to boredom?
Asriel was probably about 8ish when Chara fell
I doubt Chara was really there for all that long, 1 maybe 2 years tops
after words they broke up
we don't know how the fuck boss monster reproduction works because its retarded so maybe they can only ever have 1 kid who the fuck knows
fatherdrake or whatever his name is
fuck it lets assume most of the random encounters are cis
My point is that the "Asriel" that Flowey says he is isn't nearly the same as the Asriel you meet once he has all the monster souls in him.
And even then, neither of them are the exact same as the original Asriel gotechild.
Would you change for your most favorite character?
are there any pics of gotes wearing dope fits like this
holy shit senpai, fix your shit
i mean by this logic you could state that you're not the same person you were, like, a year ago, or any amount of time you'd agree you've changed your personality.
sure it's technically true, but it's kinda meaningless
>you will never save both
Flowey is in the underground until someone puts him in a pot and brings him to the surface, which isn't all that impossible.
But Door-kun is door forever.
Asriel can die, door-kun is stuck forever being chewed on by man kinds desire to die (Though Elizabeth kinda makes that pointless considering she just one shots it every time it spawns)
Though lol if you don't think they aren't going to free him at some point)
I would, but I don't think she would want me to
that was pretty much the same with me
I blame muscleanon but I doubt he's still here anymore
If you were instantaneously disintegrated and replaced with an exact copy of yourself just as instantaneously then that person wouldn't be you, right? Merely because a copy will always be different from an original in that it will always be a copy.
What is this question for, exactly?
But if you built a robot body, transferred your "essence" or whatever holds your personality, memories (I guess your brain in real life) into that body, then continued to live in that body, then it would be you.
The thing is you're basing all of this on your own opinions about how souls and consciousness works, sure the souls in omega floweys and asriels boss battles have a semblance of personality, that doesn't mean that souls and consciousness are 1:1 the same thing.
The books in snowdin straight up say that nobody knows how souls really work, and flowey, a canon character created by toby, believes that he is the same person who died a long time ago, nobody except toby can say that he is wrong about his own beliefs
I'm literally the only one who wants to marry Asriel
Its driving me crazy, how is rule 34 still not in effect for Snowy?
>you will never have the freedom you desire
Just kill me already, anons. I've had enough.
plebians can't appreciate some fine cloaca
>almost everyone but me has shit taste in stuff
Story of my life
we can only hope some brave soul makes some one day
howdy, can we post images of frisk? thank you
It's even better when you think about the faulty machines.
Which would be actually scarier?
If the machine that creates a copy of you malfunctioned or the one that disintegrates you?
sure thing friendo.
be careful though, this one's pretty en es ef dublya if you know what i mean
Sure thing buddo. While you're here, don't you think that Asriel kid's a huge dork?
Because Catherine despite being an awesome game and Erica being a good example of a trans charater in a game (imo, though I'll admit my care level about that kinda stuff is pretty low) it doesn't have broad mainstream appeal
also the whole game is about cheating on your girlfriend and a lot of people refuse to like and sympathize with Vincent because of that
So what exactly do you guys do here? I mean I know for other games you would discuss strategy and progress but for Undertale there's really not much to discuss and the game is easy.
Do you just shitpost and character worship or something? I think that's what Katawa Shoujo general is although they never give me a clear answer whenever I ask them.
They probably are, given that their kind is effectively royalty due to their status.
They might even be a dying breed, or maybe one magically pops up every once in a while for whatever convoluted fanon reason we can come up with.
Yeah he's pretty horrible in every way But he's still fuckable
For the most part it's just character worship and waifu/husbandofaggotry with tons of fanart and fanfiction, yeah. We occasionally have alright discussions about the less clean cut parts of characters and story but usually it's just shitflinging, which is inevitable when we've exhausted discussion about most canon shit.
>occasionally wars erupt over which goat is the best.
What? How is that even a thing? Everyone knows that Flowey is best Goat. He's the oldest and wisest of them all and he's seen far more than anyone else. He's practically a God. Don't tell me purityfags are trying to argue that lesser lifeforms can compete?
Mad dummy is my kin/spirit monster/ soulself
I'm known for taking bait when the mood strikes me.
I wouldn't be against more trash lizard cloaca.
>implying best goat isn't Asgore
Complex morality is more interesting then generic mom or I was a flower and kinda a dick
assuming this is a post-pacifist flowey sure.
it could be
>So what exactly do you guys do here?
I think most of the guys here are just trying to impress a hot Tumblr babe who's into Undertale to breed with.
That's just my opinion though.
Yeah, sometimes it's nice to shitfling like we did last thread, get it out of our system so that we can move on to more pleasant things.
Never denied it
No, just a friend
>implying it's more complex than "I murdered six kids because I don't have a spine"
but he is asriel
there was literally one post in like 20 threads, don't fucking listen to that poster, it does belong on /d/ but so does most of the stuff here.
isnt he a furry?
vorefag here, this is awful, F+ apply yourself.
>>someone made a reference to how poop is made
>>ewwwwww get out of my room oniichan
god damn lolis, get the fuck out of here.
I think it's because most of us are faggots actually.
that's not even her best feature. Her ass has got nothing on her
kind and loving personality.
Every sense besides the sense of 'yourself' which relies on a perspective that is strictly attached to your body. A copy of yourself would have its own sense of 'itself' attached to its own body. This difference would separate you.
>kind and loving
LOVEall goats equally.
I want Woshua to put me in his clean little tank and clean me everyday.
I want Woshua to vore me.
afaik he didn't. he was in the next room over.
The fallen child was buried in those yellow flowers that frisk falls on, or at least that's what art and the flash backs seem to imply.
>implying she isn't kind enough to correct your improper behavior and love you in spite of it
>inb4 but asgore
That was an extreme situation and you know it.
I am the 1%
>abandoning your husband in spite of him being the one who needs you the most
>abandoning your royal duties to stew over your husband being such a fuck-up instead of preventing him from doing even more damage
She wants us to take it away.
I got a question for you?
Do you think the monsters can speak another language?
or at least the gotes ,sounds dumb but it makes me curious
>their kind is effectively royalty due to their status
Well, I mean, Asgore is the king, so they actually are royalty.
One might think, though, that we'd have run into some other boss monsters if there were any, given how powerful they're supposed to be.
How do you think it feels for both Asgore and Toriel to have adopted and or helped raise kids knowing that they would probably out live them and watch them die. You think they are use to it and it doesn't bother them or what?
Buuut we didn't.
Which leaves them in this situation for all eternity.
And you don't want that?
We already did this last thread dadanon. Let it rest for a bit.
reminder that we didn't even seen 1% of the total monster population if the worries about overcrowding being a thing is accurate at all and for boss monsters to make sense at all there would have to be more then just the royal family
So how exactly did Sans get so powerful anyways? He's worth the most XP in the game and he has the strongest attack pattern. He even has the ability to dodge attacks which no other enemy in the game is capable of.
Relax, I was just baiting. I actually do love all goats.
Just doing my job, anon.
It probably phased them a lot more when they saw all of their childhood friends and the grandchildren of those friends go out before they did and over time they got used to it. Hurts but is expected, they were probably hoping Asriel and Chara would be the first kids they wouldn't see die.
He's the most intelligent and/or skilled monster, in terms of power he's still the weakest.
Also he cheats
He's the weakest monster in the entire game anon.
He's not powerful or strong at all. He's just the smartest. Monsters as a whole are fucking idiotic. Its not because they're dumb, they just use different logic than humans. Undyne can just squish you with a boulder or NOT give you a spear to deflect her arrows with, but never does. Asgore never thinks to use diplomacy and Toriel never tries to come back to talk down Asgore once he calmed down. Sans uses human logic instead of whatever 1 + 1 = 3 logic monsters have, so he attacks first, dodges, uses the fact he's the weakest enemy to his advantage since his 1 damage attacks don't trigger I-frames. He cheats because he's weak as FUCK and he knows it.
Also, EXP is something you're born with. He's just naturally worth a lot.
Undyne might have been capable of dodging if it weren't for her armour, Asgore is said to be capable of dodging but he wants to die.
Why do I need Rule 34 of Asgore boning that other Queen?
or at the very least pirate it, it's a nice trilogy. Make sure you play them in order though, painful won't make a lot of sense if you skip the first, even though it's practically just a story.
It's b8 anon.
If he were as smart as you say he is then why wouldn't he properly train the other monsters how to defend themselves? Does he simply not care? Does he think he's better than they are? Is he some kind of elitist who is actively trying to hide the ideas of logic and reason from everyone else so he can continue to control everything from the shadows? Is he the real enemy of the monsters? Is he Satan himself? Is he the reason the very concept of evil exists as a portion of reality?
i wish i could reset IRL so i could have sex (rape) q t gurls and get away with it and be the most successful man on the planet because every time i fuck up i can restart and keep the knowledge i gained
he doesn't need taking care of
This isn't the case at all.
The strongest most elite monster in the world, head of the royal guard, Undyne couldn't even survive one hit. Even when she had the concentrated power of all monster and living things in their world focused on her she could barely match Chara as an equal. Ultimately it's like the walls say. Monsters are weak, even the combined power of all monsters can't compare to that of a human child.
Well Undertale happens over the course of like a day, its possible that no one had time actually get there and you might as well ask why the royal guard all attacked one by one instead of ganging up on genocide frisk/chara.
I like to think for Asgore and Toriel its a side effect of being immortal, with out the last generation dying our would would be way more fucked up. Its totally possible that if Frisk had fallen right after Chara had died or even right after the war there was no way in hell they could have changed the monsters mind.
But what's in that human's pants?
Friendly reminder that Frisk is a boy and that Chara is a girl and this is 100% undeniably canon
I wish I could, not stopping me from trying
I don't think I'm that far gone
Never give up!
Have a tiny fish!
I'm never around when these kind of thing happens.
Fish is pretty cool too, need to build up my collection
>I barely hug my mom at all
Do you guys not get along or something?
Are you a middle child?
I am suddenly very hungry.
Here, have some more.
(Sadly not very large. Tumblr gave me this as 1280.)
I'm done goatposting for now, it's time to
there is only one way to deal with a thread this degenerate
That's probably the biggest you'll find it because it's from a lengthy comic
I'm the oldest, I love my mom but it's complicated, I guess my dad taught us to respect him more and respect her less but I'm even more distant toward him after realizing that. My family kinda sucks.
Thanks, I am cherishing her already.
Tiny fish, huh.
It's too bad these two didn't actually meet earlier, considering Alphys spends so much time in Waterfall. Would probably have done wonders for the lizard's self-esteem.
I'd rather cuddle a normal person then a weirdo in a suit that resembles a character I really like. It would just feel so artificial and I know I'd feel disgusting afterwards for participating in it.
Now if I was drunk I'd probably do it. I'd still regret it in the morning but I'd be able to shrug it off much more easily.
Interesting. I'm the oldest of five, but my dad wasn't a big part of my life so I was very attached to my mom as a child. I've grown more distant of course but I still hug her when I see her, it's very natural to me.
Well, better late than never, right?
Anon you don't make out with your mom.
Oh who am I kidding, I'd do the same. Either way, yeah I wouldn't cuddle a fur suit. Sorry other anon.spoiler]
You know I have to say my two favorite characters in the game are Snowbro and Flowey, though I didn't feel that way about Flowey until the end of my third playthrough. And no I don't mean Asriel, I mean Flowey. The person he became not the person who he was.
Snowbro is pretty self explanitory. He is by far the most likable character and the most genuine. His heart was even more pure than Papyrus's.
That is one lewd goatmom.
Sans actually has to fight you at LV 19 because of the way KR works.
It doesn't activate lower than 19, which is what Sans relies on, otherwise you have i-frames and beating him is too easy.
>implying all black people wear outfits as stupid as that one
Many laughs are had, family. I shake my head.
oh gosh that's adorable
That's enough Asgore, okay?
>not even posting the best remix
Can lizards do anything right?
Its hype as fuck
>the intro being bland
baka desu senpai
I just don't like acapellas.
Don't ask why, I don't want to hear voices.
Also, >implying lizards can do anything wrong
this is actually the best track
Nah. Sans' battle was longer with a lot more variation in the patterns.
With Undyne, you only have to get her HP down. With Sans, you have to survive through his entire speech.