>Corrin Chooses to Smash!
>Fates NA Website ("Full site coming soon")
Hiya, writefag here!
It's a new year, and I plan on writing more often. As part of this resolution, I'm gonna write you guys some smut (at least) once a week.
To keep requests from getting out of hand and to keep me writing stuff I at at least kinda want to write, I'm gonna have a strawpoll each week. I'll try and accommodate some requests on the votes along with some personal ideas, so feel free to ask. I just can't guarantee anything. For this first one though, it'll just be my ideas.
I don't think I'll be doing any Fates stuff till February, cause I don't really know the characters. I'm gonna try and keep a good posting schedule, right now i'm thinking Wednesdays and/or Sundays.
Anyways, vote away and you'll get your smut in a few days! I'm also a fledgling drawfag, so you might get some shitty art with your smut, if I have the time.
>tl;dr: I'm writing smut, vote here
how about no.
why not do something on characters that have hardly any? soleil recently got her first, matoi is getting her second. flora only has one, kinu has two, ophelia has none, etc., etc.>>127366136
No! Hana, Epionne, and Ophelia should be left alone!
>when people in /feg/ talk eugenics and openly discuss pairing (You're) waifu with other men and on a bad day, how "cute" it is
J U S T
how do you DEAL with this
Why don't I give the Angelic robe to a good unit?
You can, but Hana actually is good with that bit of investment. Hana with investment beats Hinata with investment, though Hinata is better if you don't really care and aren't investing in either of them.
Keep it raunchy as you please, but if you can make it as bubbly and chuuni and magical as a children's TV show to boot, that'd be delicious.
We're really using this thread?
you are giving the angelic robe to a good unit
she has good growths in all the right places
her biggest problems are her hp and Ryouma's existence
i won't pretend that she's amazing, but i think the general opinion of her is a bit too harsh
>overenthusiastic nonsense girl and too serious samurai
I'm just well past the point of giving a shit anymore with /feg/, I just take what I get and shitpost like a madman.
I do love you guys tho. Most of you got really good taste on non-Fire Emblem subjects.
According to this chart you need 12 Parallel Seals in Nohr to reclass everyone for max gains. And since Parallel Seals are extremely limited early on, there's only a handful of characters you can use to progress.
>Aquatic/Nautical themes and world
>Maybe make the story about the struggle of sea vs land
>Land units are normal FE but with a comfy village aesthetic and sea units are regal/oceanic themed.
The lord is half land and half sea but lives as a land pirate. Finds out about his sea heritage and is actually the next in line for the sea throne?! Tries to bring both sides together?
The main theme ends up being: 'pollution is bad mmkay. Take care of the environment.' Or the end is a giant evil sea monster ahem, sea dragon being resurrected
>Every map isn't a boat map like you would think.
>Lances are now tridents
Would be cool. Maybe. Any other WACKY ideas for a new FE aesthetic?
This makes my dick hard.
I want a cute crab fuckboy and a cute seahorse girl too though
>for if things go sour
Why are you planning on units who can theoretically hit Hana in a given turn not hitting Hana? It's possible to beat Birthright and Revelations without doing so, and by not doing so you're admitting you're a bad player who relies on luck instead of making an actually good strategy.
I guess I will just pass on using her then.
If any of you /feg/gots are going for the FE if bundle at AGDQ tonight, good luck, Imma just stick with my NA release instead. Take it from me, trying to win raffles sucks, I still dunno how I won a prize in my first donation a year or two ago, but just remember to keep the bare minimum price and cross the shit out of your fingers.
God fucking dammit why won't my friend pick up the phone I want him to donate for this shit
I don't think "things going sour" implied failing to dodge, they just mean if she gets attacked more times than she could normally handle in a turn.
Though honestly dodge rates can get so high with Flowing Strike that it's sometimes safe to plan around it.
Can we try to get some #/feg/shoutouts during the stream tonight? All you have to do is donate and they'll read it out
I wish they'd shut up about cancer in this cancer charity stream. And Germany.
Why would she ever be without it? Her growths are good even without it, but not THAT good.
because the entire nature of dodge tanks is that the RNG isn't always perfect
if i position her in such a way that she shouldn't die given her dodge chance but it doesn't work out, i'd rather her have the extra hp
if you're using a memedon, you're gonna have to take risks and it's best to have that extra bit of safety
But you're in total control of how many times she can get attacked in a turn unless the game gives you incomplete information regarding enemy behavior or reinforcements or positioning, which I thought wasn't the case in Fates.
>But you're in total control of how many times she can get attacked in a turn
Well unlucky crits can happen and you can kill an enemy when you didn't necessarily want to, just like in many FE games.
Fuck no they won't, they got like 50 assholes reading these things over like English professors, nothing's getting through unless it's "Greetings from Germany! Let's kick cancer's butt! Kill my childhood and the animals! XD", especially anything 4chan related.
I'm not writing for characters I don't know yet. I'll do Fates stuff in February, for sure. Definitely want to do some for Ophelia, Yuugiri, Rinkah, Foleo, etc.
>characters that have hardly any
Do Pent and Louise have a lot? I don't really read too much smut in the first place, but I figured they'd be lacking in that department.
>complaining about a promise for steady smut writing.
It's not like there won't be variety, these are just what I'm feeling like right now.
I'll consider Dew, haven't played whichever Malice is from. Or I don't remember her.
Maybe. Been thinking about drawing Matt and Leila having super stealthy sex, but drawing a companion piece to the smut could be fun, too. We'll see. Now that I think about it, that might be fun to write, too.
Here's a play-by-play of what will happen:
>We got $10 from FEG.
>FEG?! Does he mean FAG?! BAN THE FUCKING COMMENTS, SHUT DOWN THE STREAM, SWITCH TO THE CHRONO TRIGGER, KILL/SAVE THE ANIMALS!
>WHERE THE FUCK IS GERMANY WHEN YOU NEED IT?!?!
It's a pretty PC world now we live in.
Colorful and awkward chuuni sex is the best tho.
Fine, type in F E G.
What's the deal with Germany, anyway? It shows up in donations so often, is it an AGDQ meme or something?
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Imagine the sound of their bed squeaking while they both fuck in some weird, crow-person cosplay that Henry stitched from dead crow feathers.
>Tell me who wants this CAWK, bitch!
>I....I want your CAWK~
And then she makes a bunch of bird noises while Henry turns her into a momma bird.
Felicia is the cutest! She makes me so happy! She is the only thing that keeps me going! I would do anything for her! She is perfect in every single way to me! I`m going to protect her always no matter what! I love Felicia!
but i'd still smash
but she'll never get her theater! i'll help her make her dreams come true! i'll share her dreams! we'll build a theater together and have a qt family!
i didn't have this, thank you so much, it's great.
she's my feroxian bicycle. dancer =/= prostitute.
Genociding Hoshidos with my cute maid wife!
Henry/Olivia is one the most popular pairings, unfortunately. Check out the list of popular pairings, MaMU's only popular one was with Lucina. It sucks, but whatever.
Yes. You can already get homebrew using the o3ds, but now you can downgrade. People are doing it on /hbg/. It's not guaranteed, unfortunately, so you might as well wait a bit.
Poor anon. I feel you though. I'm a Oliviafag and 90% of her art is with Henry and I couldn't give a shit about the pair. Thankfully ISIS didn't shove it down my throat in game like with Chrom/Sumia.
A fanart to heal you.
Man, Sumia is such a cutie. Too bad she Crumbs canon wife.
"Olivia is a dancer who travels across the continent in a theatre troupe. In the past during one of Olivia's performances, a noble man was smitten by her and plotted to kidnap and marry her. However, Basilio stepped in and prevented this and Olivia has been grateful to him ever since."
>from the wiki
>traveling troupe =/= harem
>way she dresses
that's just dancers, see Tethys. occupational uniform. Thethys was loyal to gerik.
not saying she's a pure virgin, but she's no whore. I promise.
Yep. It's pretty funny that FeMU fags shit all over her, though.
That's what happens when you let selfinserts marry the maincharacter, a bunch of creepy fujos will fight to the death that FeMU is obviously canon and make up retarded shit abou how Sumia is an evil, abusive wife.
>Sumia had no choice in other men from the very beginning
>She eventually begins to regret marrying Chrom once she realizes his boner for Robin goes too far
>She gains all the feelings of a cuck without actually being one
Tell you what, I'll try and fit this one in as a bonus this week or next.
>you will never go dumpster diving with Velour
>you will ner take a long bath with her afterwards
Who here /racemixing/?
FOR MAXIMUM CROSS BREEDING:
I'm gonna pass her Ignis and nobody can stop me!
Chrom and Sumia would have a boring sex life anyway. They seem like two people very likely to cheat, find out and yet still stay marriage for the sake of stability in the kingdom.
Even their daughters would want better parents after the 50th serving of bent-pie.
It's not about eugenics senpai
It's about almost every single pairing being IK pairings. If you and Kanna want to get married just split up one of the kid pairings. Marry one and give the other to Kanna.
I might just get ironhax and wait a few days for a comprehensive guide or something. /hbg/ seems full of shit right now, everyone's asking questions and some are telling people to fuck off.
I have an old 3DS but I'm just not 100% confident in an app created literally hours ago, even if no one's having issues anymore
Also does hacking your 3DS to pirate do anything wonky? Like are your eshop titles, save data etc. untouched?
>Is literally a glorified prostitute.
>Flirts and dances with Virion throughout C-A supports. Even calls him dreamy.
>Flirts with Freddy at fucking C-support.
>Her own son suspects her of being with other men.
Trying way too far.
>using localized lines as evidence
Having a heart attack at 16 years old!
That's the point. He said it wasn't about eugenics, so I can't imagine what else it'd be about. Can't be supports either cause those supports are crap, especially the first one.
Reminder if you're doing a non-NTR/vanilla run as Femui you HAVE to marry joker.
I'm gonna fuck the furry right in front of Joker and you can't stop me!
>try to play Awakening hardmode without pair up or second seals for some extra challenge
>it's still too easy
Why do I even try to have fun with this fucking game
What sound does the chicken make /feg/?
If you think about it, there will be three different versions of the awakening kids along with Ophy and Soleli. Oh god i don't want to type it again.
>Future Past in present day Ylisse
>The new Awakening kids who wont experience what the future past kids experienced.
>The kids in the future past who stayed to fight grima in the future.
>Ophy and Soleli can be descendants or ancestors
>the Ophy and Soleli of the present day awakening kids wont exist for a mere 2 or 3 decades.
>future past timeline will be altered too.
I want to name my Femui Lucina and marry Odin then give Ophelia Awakening and Aether!
I guess that makes it a
It's okay, my family.
Fates is coming soon and it will be a modern Fire Emblem game we can have fun replaying.
I did an iron man no pair up run recently and found it pretty fun, but some of the later chapters without pair up are kinda retarded. I also like limiting second seals to once per character so I can at least have some variety if I want
Reposting Yuugiri because that one anon was asking for it for a long time.
>FeMU is obviously canon and make up retarded shit abou how Sumia is an evil, abusive wife
Are you pulling shit out of your ass or was this stuff actually said? Links please
I've actually seen more people bitching about Chrom/FeMUfags than them actually attacking.
Have you ever tried to advocate a certain pairing to the community if only because the bachelor's other option was with your waifu and that made you feel c r o s s?
I'd say it's not that big a deal, but
that would mean nothing coming from me because I got an SE preorder in.
Seriously though, it doesn't really matter unless you were planning on getting a friend to try the game like I am.
>knew the pre-orders were limited from the start
>pre-ordered day one to circumvent that and guarantee a copy
>pay the $25 minimum to fucking gamestop
but dont have nearly enough to pay the remainder and need it before feb 19th
I really MAMMA MIA'd
To the guy who did the Nohr Lunatic LTC, if you're here, would you mind uploading all of your playthrough images to an imgur album or something? Also, if you kept track of how many turns each chapter took you, that'd be really cool too.
Friendly reminder to think things through before you breed the half-breed.
>manage to get a pre-order in like a day after the Direct
>get a down payment of $25 in
>think I'm safe
>family keeps taking money out of my bank account because their paychecks keep bouncing and they need smokes
>fear of pre-orders getting cancelled going around
I'm like a time bomb, ready to just totally fucking blow.
How would the fire emblem characters fare if they were magically transported into Mario's world with the task of saving Princess Peach?
They may come with weapons, but not mounts, so no flying through the levels like with a P-wing.
Would they be able to succeed at the superhuman acrobatics and defeat the dastardly bosses to save her?
>tfw want to write smut but concerned that i wouldn't get the character's personalities right
Also pre orders are back to normal at jewstop. Back in the system and everything. They aren't accepting any more though and probably won't ever after the whole canceling fiasco.
Your best bet is amazon or best buy restocking, buying from a scalper, or waiting a few days after release then seeking out every GS to see if someone didn't pick up their special version because they hold them for 48 hours and sell them to anyone if nobody picks it up by then.
Go to her Anon, make her yours.
Buy whatever merch of her you can find.
That special edition that's going to be sitting on the shelf waiting for you on Feb 19th?
I'm going to take it.
Just read the supports and try to go off that.
Smut evidently is a really low bar to pass. No, actually, all fanfics are a really low bar to pass.
Take it from me, I've been there.
>smoking cancer sticks in 20 fucking 16
>giving moochers (yes, even your parents can fall into this category) access to your bank account
Mamma Mias must run in the bloodstream.
The most common absolute fuck-up I've seen is people writing Kamui as anything but a beta fuccboi.
>Sluts that charge cheap but provide shit service
>Sluts that charge cheap and provide passable service (ie: the little caesar's of sluts)
>Sluts that overchargee and provide shit service
>Sluts that give you what you pay for with no shenanigans
>She only has the keychains
Don't remind me.
Thanks ISIS. Thanks Ninty. You guys are the best.
>not having your own bank account
What the fuck, are you 12?
>Sluts that overchargee and provide shit service
two dollars for an arms scroll and a unit with shit stats, shit availability, zero eugenics capability, a shit prf skill, and who will service the prisoners for free behind your back
Nigger that's what tsunderes do.
Just keep at it and pop the ring on her, and then she'll call you a baka at the wedding. That's when you know you nailed it.
To be fair, Virion is dreamy.
There's nothing "cuck" about thinking someone else is attractive. Like, take Luna in Dota for instance. That is an AMAZING ass. There is not, nor will there ever be, a female who will reach the sheer perfection of that ass. Acknowledging that doesn't mean I care any less about another girl.
>the "Severa is a terrible person" meme
Guys bail, the fun police has arrived.
Oh right, stupid me, I forgot. But then again, is it good of me to just save it just for the art? But I do really want to get those cards just for her though.
>your waifu gets more art with someone who is not robin/kamui
>I've never read a single Severa support
Shoulda said that sooner silly goose.
>writer updates every sunday
the comfiest day to read
Nah man you're just giving me an excuse to dump Sev Sev pics.
Feel free to keep going.
Tharja's plebeian, and they seem to have a bit of nigger in them by all accounts.
It was initially just me making a crack about him being a spic, but once I had a new motif, I had already sambofied Kanna.
Avatar: You're your own woman, Severa. I wouldn't compare you to anyone. You're my daughter and my treasure, and I know your mother feels the same.
Avatar: I love you, honey, and I'm behind you no matter what happens. So no more talk about being disappointed! It makes me feel like I failed you as a father.
Severa: What? No! Daddy, you didn't! *sniff* I'm sorry! I... I didn't... WAAAAAAAAAAH...
Avatar: Don't cry. You've been through a lot, I know, but it's all right now. I'm sorry for saying you need more hardship before. I know it's been hard... But I'll do all that I can to keep you from ever suffering again. And hey—you HAVE been doing your chores. So how about that reward now?
Severa: No. I don't need it. I don't need anything but you, Daddy! But if you die on me again, I'll never forgive you!
Avatar: I'm not going anywhere this time, honey. I promise.
>your husbando gets more art with robin than another girl but that doesn't change the fact that it's not canon
Canonity is pretty much non existent in RPGs in which you can actually RP but whatever this eternal shitstorm of "canon" "cuck" and all this other garbage won't ever stop anyways.
For most people, gameplay is the most important part of their fire emblem experience. But what order would you rate the following, from most important to least important?
off-topic desu but mamu is a cute daddy I wish he were my dad
please keep dumping, I only have a small handful of the best waifu
Well I mean tastes are subjective so.
God damn though, I'd kill for some well-drawn/well-written Severa giantess content.
Hey I mean as long as you guys help me out. I'm a bit limited myself.
Both will occur. That's the joy of marriage.
>cuckposting and canonposting will never die
That's actually a brilliant goddamned idea right there. You just gave me a good idea for my IK run.
Well it all depends if you have these or not, but I think I might have what you don't have. Where do you search then sides Pixiv?
God damn it Anon just marry that dere before Inigo feels her up.
I save whatever comes up on /feg/.
Just curious, do all waifufags, and I guess husbandofags now, like the kid that is tied to their waifu/husbando the most out of all the other kids?
I actually unironically enjoy Brady.
I now find myself liking Ophelia the most.
Same writefag here. I'm considering namefagging or maybe tripfagging for future posts related to the writing, for clarification. Is this a good/bad idea?
btw, looks like the Titania GFD is creeping up on the Raven x Lucius, so I'll let the vote play out a while more before I start.
>tfw waifu doesn't have a kid tied to her
My favorite kid unit
outside of my waifuis Laurent, though. Not sure why, but I just like him.
>tfw we got the popular kids in Fates instead of Laurent, Nah, and Gerome
Only because of Tharjafag
They'll backtrack with shit like "b-but she's a bad parent!" but there are a ton of characters that are shit parents in FE and they get away without any pitchforks raised at them
Jeez Anon, you just needed to ask.
Have a SevSev for your troubles.
>metaknight will never be an FE unit via amiibo
>you will never PET metaknight in Amie
>horrible person a vast majority of the time
>boring as fuck, with piss poor reasons for wanting to fuck the self-insert
>IntSys keeps trying to force her into things for those neckbeard self-insert dollary-doos
Inigo was my favorite in awakening but I liked cordelia more than Olivia. Shinonome is my favorite kid and Lazward is probably my favorite 1st gen, but I also really like Ryouma so it's okay.
She'd be happy to have another half-dragon to hang out with. Gerome could be Lutz' best bro, and Laurent could be the stuck-up overprotective retainer to Elise. Just have to shift one of hers over to someone else.
Then you need to get some yourself. I'm sure most of her art posted here is from Pixiv, so you won't get some new results that much. I get some results from Twitter and Tumblr's hit or miss, so those might be what you don't have.
It's best we stop image dumping here as people are already complaining about it.
I'd say just namefag and that's it, and only when you're gonna deliver the smut and art.
Gonna make him the king of Touma my famm
>favorite Hoshido guy is Saizou
>hate Grey for being Gaius
>favorite Nohr guy is Zero
>favorite overall has no kid and I don't mind
I like the characters themselves more than potential family dynamics, I guess. Eponine having an interesting relationship with Zero is what makes me like her more than her other character traits.
>Would Nah stick with Camilla or Elise?
Probably Camilla. She doesn't like people who act childish so she'd probably avoid Elise. I expect she'd be hiding her dragon heritage, though.
>Lutz is a child and Gerome would be a first gen.
I don't even give a fuck. Gerome would need a support with Lutz.
Time for some BRUTE honesty
Which Fates character ended up disappointing you the most?
I don't really go on social media much, so that's prolly why. Still, good to see she's still got an air of popularity, despite being 17th girl in Fates.
I'll try to knock it off, gonna hit the sack soon enough. Still trying to figure out how to have waifu dreams I can actually interact with and remember.
Foleo. Mostly because I can't put my dick in his ass. If I'm gonna go homo I want to go homo with him, not some black cyclops.
Probably because he's just the same character again.
>likes candy and hides it on his person
>is probably disrespectful
Same reason Shara and Matoi are relatively unpopular.
Alright, I'll just namefag, then. Again, I'm thinking I'll deliver once or twice a week, so that seems ok enough.
>now i have to think of a name
>it's probably gonna be a shit name
thanks for the advice
Maybe because an original character could have taken that slot instead of some shoe-horned Awakening reference?
This one right here desu.
What the FUCK was IS smoking? They had a literal god tier design ready to have way for a 10/10 waifu
>tfw no smug and sneaky fox waifu
Velour too. Both of the subhumans have shit personalities for the most part. At least Kinu has potential that you can build off of, Velour is literally trash.
Oh Jesus Hinoka.
>royal princess of Hoshido
>wastes her whole life trying to get her bro back
>cries like a bitch over Kamui coming back home
>gets real emotional during the big stand-off
>doesn't exist if you pick Hoshido or IK
>if you pick Nohr, hothead Takumi who doesn't even like Kamui ends up more bootyblasted than her
>don't even get to execute her on a warpath
>turns out she's not even your blood sister cause lolwaifumechanics
>ends up getting an Ash Ketchum voice in America
Granted, most of these are story problems, but holy shit did IS drop the ball on Hinoka's potential.
Ok I did that and she screamed, "Oh my gosh, you are so rude!"
Now she's all red anon! I don't know what's going on.
My husbando is Mamui (build 1) and his kid is female Kanna who is pretty neat and cute. I think Morgan (both male and female) were cooler however. I'm a MamuiXZero fag though and Epionne is pretty chill. So I like both kids.
Waifu, I'm split on Kazahana, Epionne, and Ophelia, but they all don't have kids. Kazahana should have gotten one.
Honestly, I called it where she would place in the Fates poll as I knew she was gonna drop down, yes even that much.
Good night in advance then. And good luck with that, I still haven't gotten dreams like that myself either.