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Dota 2 General - /d2g/

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>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://store.steampowered.com/news/19848/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui

>BETTING
Cosmetic items: http://dota2lounge.com/

Previous Thread: >>127208190
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/d2g/, who's your pet hero that you really want to work in pubs but they never do?
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nth for Traxex is the best waif/u/

>1 post early

Prepare to get nuked
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>>127233693
>>tfw no girly goblin prince hero
>>tfw no hero that personifies /cuteboys/
>or /pol/ for that matter

SJWs should do something good for once.
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>70% of the general is off topic shit posts
>lets delete a slightly early thread instead
>clearly an early thread is the bigger problem

mods are such fucking autists
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>>127234098
LC
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>People keep picking anti mage in my games
>24 minutes before he gets a manta, vlads, treads, bf
>In 12 minutes a jugg has midas, treads and S&Y and is ready to kill every building on the map
>In 4 more minutes he'll get a basher
>by 24 minutes he has a skadi

why do people keep playing AM?
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>1 meme early
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Dota 2 is a bad game.
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JEWSSSSSSSSSS
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>mongoliaman building aghs just because there is PL on enemy team
shit like this is why you aren't considered part of scandinavia
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>>127234170
70% of the thread are kids going through puberty and think memes are hilarious, especially if they're twitch related.
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>>127234324
Ignore this.
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why do people think huskar was even nerfed that much at all?
The MR change only matters vs very burst/nuke heavy lineups
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>>127234324
Found the jungler
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Anyone want to trade the new compendium bundles that became tradable yesterday?

I have the Morphling, Windranger, Drow Ranger, Leshrac sets. Looking for Razor, Wraith King, Lina, Witch Doctor.

Add me: https://steamcommunity.com/id/btyme/
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new bloom will have Invoker arcana that is simultaneously a genderswap arcana and loli hero arcana, also he will be revealed to have always been a girl, but changed form because of harassment
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>Chrome reporting captcha is fucked for some reason
>Only in chrome, and only for reports
mooot
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sundering this cabal

with no survivors
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>>127234524
>actually using Chrome

epic
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>>127234430
>I have the shittiest sets worth the least on the market
>I want the better looking sets that are higher priced on the market.
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>>127234524

Worked twice for me, maybe there will more stuff to test it on soon.
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...............Hey!
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6 jungle lc games
4 wins
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>>127234679
>Not using chromium
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>won a game with a 5k and 7k smurf(or so they claimed)
>was boring as fuck

I'm glad I wasn't on the receiving end, but god damn are such wins cheap. Sven probably wasn't, but the ursa was since he went 33/1/2.
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>>127234735
>Not using Firefox
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spectre is my favourite hero
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>>127234729
>losing all your lanes
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>>127234729
So what, anything fucking works in unranked 3k games. Go play Jungle Leshrac next you fucking moron.
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>>127234767
please stop defending these blatantly off topic shitposts

>>127234584
>>127234406
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>>127234802
I like having a browser that doesn't take 3 years to switch tabs and start up
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>>127234710

Hello
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>>127234854
Stop using a computer from 2000.
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So in a move to try and make myself play better, i've taken to whipping myself with a leather belt every time i lose. one lash for each MMR point lost. Anyway, just lost a game for 29 points. 29 lashes it is.

Just on my arm, nowhere too delicate. only, i'm typing this one handed right now because my arm is stinging and numb, and i think i broke the skin in a few places.

So, on reflection it might not be the best motivational strategy.
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>>127234816
its 4k ranked tho
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>>127234767
dude, its not dota related like at all. the whole point of this board is to discuss a single game in each general. there is no anime in dota. it is off topic. fucking deal with it


if you want to post anime do it in a general about an anime game
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>suomi vs. canada 5-5
what hero do I play to calm my nerves
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>>127234997
Dotabuff link or nigger jungler confirmed
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Pit Lord when?

Wasn't he ready for TI5 for christ's sake
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>>127234729
dotabuff
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>>127234952
do what i do. push ups during the queue until the next game if you lose
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>>127235141
not a bad idea honestly
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>>127235124
>>127235105
http://www.dotabuff.com/players/32407029
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>>127234997
>4k ranked
I can play 4k ranked while eatinga spaghetti meal and still win. 4k has Peru niggerfaggots in abundance.
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>>127234952
Soon you'll be into BDSM you sick fuck.
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this slut currently has 900 viewers, surely there are some sad lonely beta bucks among them
what do u think her VIP sub benefits are?
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>>127235250
>anime avatar

opinion discarded
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>>127235108
for the ching chong ping pong event

i bet they'll do the portaling wc3 models into dota 2 models to pander to china
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>>127235250
>3000 games played
>negative win rate

LMAO
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>>127235250
>75 abandons,
>sub 50% win rate
>neet pandering avatar
>autism username

you're 4/4, good job, you deserve this reply
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>>127235372
>>127235441
check out my phrophet hostory m8s you will like it
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want to focus on increasing my mmr this year, and im not that experienced in ranked. Starting at 1.6k what heroes would you recommend I learn to play so I can carry the team if someone picks mid
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>>127235495
personally i think he's still pretty strong if you just go acid/stun and get greevils lategame, or go 2-1-1 / 1-2-1

he can also support kinda
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>>127235250
Carried in every single game, you could be on jungle tidehunter and received the same results.
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>>127235597
you could try spamming offlane heroes. I have no idea how bad 1,6k is ,but i'm sure you can work on last hitting,buying bkb and remembering all your active items and easily climb 1k mmr in a month
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I AM A CHAMPION
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>>127235772
Yea I've been watching my replays and have started always carrying TP scrolls and buying the wards because no one else does it. Just that with the support heroes I play it can be hard to carry if I have a nonce on my team that won't cooperate - so what offlane heroes would you recommend?
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>>127235597
>I can carry the team

bad mindset to get into, youre 1.6k, youre not better than your 1.6k teammates so it makes no real difference whos carrying

just work on everything, one small thing at a time

last hitting, remembering active items, stacking jungle camps while moving around the map etc
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a reminder that the meta has not changed in over a year and that meme mids are the only thing that matters in this game
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So I started yesterday playing DotA 2, and so far I've tried Arc Warden and Witch Doctor. I didn't find AW to be too new player friends but WD seems fine to learn for a beginner.

Any other heroes you would recommend for a beginner?
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>>127235597
>1.6k
oh my god just make a new account
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>>127236128
wraith king
venomancer
lich
sven
bounty hunter
clockwerk
vengeful spirit
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>>127236232

That's a big list. Are these in any particular order of which I should learn first?
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>>127236128
go ask this on reddit, seriously. 90% of this general is terrible and will give you awful advice. the people on reddit are much higher skill and can help you grow as a player much faster
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>>127236128
Play wraithking till you are 4k mmr. Playing the same hero again and again will make you improve.
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>>127236297
by role:

>carry
wraith king
sven

>support
venomancer
lich
vengeful spirit

>offlane/position 3
bounty hunter
clockwerk

hope this makes the list easier to digest. just look at their skills and decide if you like any of them

also >>127236310, seriously. you will learn much faster from reddit than from us
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>>127235907
dirge,lich(you'll probably outlevel everyone one if you play it right), spirit breaker
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>>127236128
m8, you see the bit in the OP 'new players'?
that shits there for a reason
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>>127236310

I don't have a Reddit account.

>>127236337

Ok will do. I don't know what MMR is but it sounds like ranked?

>>127236392

Alright. I think I like support the most but I'll try Wraith King first and see if I like him.
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>>127236479
>people actually reading the OP

half that shit in there is outdated as fuck
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>>127236495
you can make a reddit account in 2 seconds
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>>127236495
it takes like 2 minutes to make a reddit account and spending that two minutes registering will save you tons of time when you actually learn useful shit instead of spending your time here arguing about what jungle hero you should pick in your 1k mmr games
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>>127236495
Yeah it's ranked. Supports like lion and lina are also good. Lich is very easy and does a lot of damage so you should try him after wraith king. You're only gonna have fun for 200 hours after which you will get addicted and no longer enjoy this game.
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>Vici can't even beat Newbee/CDEC.Youth or win tier 2 Chinese tournaments
You CAN'T make this shit up.
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>>127236128
It depends weither Supporting or Carrying turns out to be more satisfying

Just go with bots and try heroes, you'll find which ones that you can use easily; all the heroes are avaiable, go nuts
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>>127236884
>a tier 3 team cant beat tier 2 teams

how is that surprising
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Was 2016 the worst year for Dota so far?
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>>127236495
You'll get advice here, but the general has gone to shit a while ago. Basically 1% great stuff and 99% attention whores/shitposts.

Reddit isn't much better. It's more or less the same. If you're actually totally new you should google purges guide called "welcome to dota, you suck".

Just remember in most games no one will want to support/buy wards/pay attention to the mini map/carry a tp.
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>>127236392
>vengeful spirit
>support
Loving this meme m80
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>>127236674
>>127236690
based reddit spies at it again
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>>127237025
>Reddit isn't much better
This is the truth. The most hospitable place I found when I started was Facepunch
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>>127237027
how about you suck my magnum dong buddy
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>>127235250
>Wow I'm so good!
>I just hope nobody enters the jungle
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>>127236495
This is a bad game. The developer is not interested in balance. Don't play it please.
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>>127237038
i mean honestly its a no brainer that if you want to get better you should post and lurk on reddit

if you honestly think this general will teach you anything and that 90% of the posters are not 2k you might be retarded.

i mean shit, all the pros post on reddit, when was the last time anyone important posted here? oh ya, never
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>>127237025
>If you're actually totally new you should google purges guide called "welcome to dota, you suck".

That one is fucking terrible.
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Hello?
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>>127237273
>pros attentionwhoring
YOU DON'T SAY
So, is Twitter also a good place to learn dota?
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>>127237273
>when was the last time anyone important posted here?
I post here though
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>>127237342
u wot m8
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>>127237383
hey
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>>127237415
Who's the qt m8
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>>127237397
yes, on twitter you can find links to pro streams, guides, and generally learn the thought process of pro players who are 90000x better than the third world retard trying too force shitty memes here
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>>127237342
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>>127237483
That's me!
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>>127237273
I post here
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>>127237568
I still dont get this webm
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>>127237608
You're cute
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>>127237652
Thanks :3
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>>127237647
theyre playing mafia
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>>127237273
Comments on both sites are shit. Absolute, unending waves of shit. Here due to anonymity people just try to rile people up with various crap, while reddits upvote system creates a mild hivemind.

Who gives a shit if pros have reddit accounts? When was the last time pros posted insightful replies in regards to gameplay? Only thing they do is participate in pathetic attempts at drama. Usually not even that if they're smart.

Both sites have a majority of posters who are 2k. Both sites post awful advice about pretty much everything in most cases.

I'm not defending this hellhole, or shitting on reddit, but the fact of the mater is that both sites are horrible if you want to learn dota, have extremely similar userbases and it would be for the best if they were both nuked and we started over.
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>>127237513
The master memers are redditors
Remember the /vg/ torunament?
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So why exactly do people think 1 million dollars business loan is some insanely large/abnormal thing.
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>>127237832
Dota 2 General
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>>127237759
I know they are but i ment in the connection with the filename
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>>127237832
dota 2
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>>127237796
>/vg/ masters

probably the most irrelevant thing ever
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>>127237215
>getting this low as jungle LC

How can people be this bad at jungling
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>>127237273
no one on reddit will tell you how good jungle lc really is
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What's the best hard carry for gitting gud?

I will have the Rocky theme playing on repeat the entire time
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>>127237025
>>127236310

>people unironically recommend leddit

What the fuck is wrong if you guys?
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>>127237273
>i mean honestly its a no brainer that if you want to get better you should post and lurk on reddit

No, reddit is consistently terrible and wrong and have a tendency to downvote people that post factually correct information.

Skill and knowledge wise reddit is just as bad as d2g. This is because most people that play Dota re in fact terrible at it (a very small percentage even play at VHS, which is at anything above 3700 mmr).
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>>127237215
lmao you must be fucking retarded
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what's the avg price of PA arcana in csgo keys?

i looked around and it seemed like people paid 9k for lv1 and that's the one i want, but i'm offering 9k and nobody is answering
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>>127238286
andy maga
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>>127236674
>>127236690

Yeah but I don't like Reddit. I prefer 4chan as I've been posting here since 2005.

>>127236720
Okay. I tried ranked in LoL a while ago but it was frustrating. I imagine it's the same thing with DotA?

>>127236919
>>127237025

Alright. I don't mind supporting. It's what I'm used to in all of the co-op games I've played.

So I tried Wraith King and I guess I didn't do so bad for my first time? The Broodmother player seemed to know what they were doing so I guess there's that. I'll try Wraith King again since he seems pretty simple.
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>>127238118
>minimap

LOSING ALL LANES
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How do I Viper? Aquila, treads, wand, mek, and dragon lance I think are all pretty much core on him but what do I go after that? Is Shivas a thing on this fag?
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>>127237442
It is. It is bad for new players in numerous ways and gives them the compelte wrong mindset.
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>>127238286
All of them.
There is no dedicated best hard carry, all do different things and work against different matchups.

AM is generally the best for learning but you lean more towards a splitpusher than a carry for the most part. He teaches you tread switching if nothing else.
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>>127238389
HAHAHAHA what the fuck

what the fuck is that scoreboard dude holy shit
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>>127237215
hey man did you download my replay?
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why can't LC be a good hero? or at least fun?
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>>127238324
this general has be come so shit over the last year that reddit is unironically a much better alternative
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>>127238389
>Bots
Please just play normal games and accept that you're going to lose trying new things out for a couple of games, people who bitch about winrate aren't ever going to win an international tournament anyways so who gives a fuck.
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>>127238118
>jungle lc
>that skillbuild
>talon
>even uses a dogshit set
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>>127238508
idk about "good" but she's boring as fuck

wow i wonder what i'm gonna do this game

am i gonna farm into a blink, blink duel, right click my opponent and use my buffs off cd? you bet!!!
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>>127238449
>Dragon Lance

Get agh's you fuck. MKB if you want damage
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>>127238449
viper is the most straight forward hero like ever dude, if you really dont know how to play him you are fucking stupid and should uninstall dota forever before you forced 50 your team
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>>127238508
She is good and she is fun, but she's a flood or drought style hero. She's really hard to make a comeback with because she relies entirely on winning lane hard and getting a duel or two won in the process, and using that momentum to snowball out of control and keep winning duels until she's got 200 bonus damage then she just walks up and three hits all the towers with her 5k health pool and skull basher.
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>>127238324
i sure as fuck didn't support reddit, only thing it has that makes it slightly better is a lack of attention whore making pathetic attempts at erp
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>>127238286
Right now I feel like the most reliable and self-sufficient hard carry is Ember Spirit
Juggernaut is good if you want something easier to play
They are both carries who can fight early, split push and bail themselves out
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>>127238478
fuck off sjw
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Dota 2 is a bad game.
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>>127238478
>new players should feel like they're great at the game
fuck off.
The first step to gitting gud is realizing you're shit.
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>>127238698
i was thinking of just autistically spamming jugg for a game or ten just because he's the coolest hero in dota 2
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>>127238506
>Winning against retards that don't even check the jungle for a FREE kill
Your point?
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ARTEEZY is considered best player for the whole year by many PROS, with him secret was considered one of the best or the best team in history of dota and dominate other top tier teams like they are tier 2 until their crumble with conflict in TI5, and even when he goes back to EG, EG is still one of the best team, and may be the best if they figure out the sumail+rtz team work and win SHANGHAI MAJOR. Look at the whole year of 2015, i dont see any carry is better in term of performance + results as RTZ, FEAR also deserve to win coz he won TI5 and DAC, but there is a reason FEAR chose to be supporter to give RTZ the CARRY role in EG even after he won TI5.
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>>127238723
All video games are trash. I only play this shitty game because I have a fetish for raging russian voices
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>>127238716
>one of the people that consistently is vocally about the recent retarded censorship rules
>argued for years with extremist feminists
>a sjw

Your powers of deduction is unparalleled.
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>>127238762
>Only 10
I'm 2k trash and I've played more games on a hero
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>>127238597
Yeah, you're totally filtered
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>>127234164
MY DICK
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https://youtu.be/yp36KgB6TPI
give this a funny dota-related filename
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>>127238834
you're trash
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>>127238756
>>new players should feel like they're great at the game

No retard.
Giving them the mindset that "It's ok to be shit since I'm supposed to be anyway!" or painting a shitty picture of the game over actually teaching them something useful is worse than shit, it's detrimental to the learning process.

Pointing new players to that "guide" is a fucking terrible idea.
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thank you based mods
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>>127238868
kill yourself g00bergator
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>>127238775
the list of heroes who can "freekill" a lc in jungle is miniscule


most heros are either slower or cant fight her at all or both
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>>127238868
Can you fuck off with your gooberbabber shit
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>buying a blink on LC when shadow blade into silver edge is objectively better
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>>127239081
Amount of heroes that CAN'T kill a hero with very low HP, no mana, no boots and no items: ???
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Offlane enchantress is so good with the new map lmao

You win against entire trilanes with that extra camp by the offlane
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>>127239257
both are situational
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>>127239284
1 crystal maiden
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>>127239308
>skilling enchant on off lane enchantress
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>>127239081
Same thing applies to Lone Druid Jungle right now.

It is actually faster to jungle w/ an Iron Talon + 2x clarities than it is to lane if you can't get solo experience.
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>>127238834
>someone calls your worthless moba for what it is
>deflect with "a-all videogames are bad anyway"
10 apm at reading 10 apm at life
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>>127239257
I dont know senpai. How do I use press the attack with shadow blade?
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>>127239340
lol,frostbite+2 attacks and lc is dead
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>>127239081
the list of 2 hero combos that can do it is pretty high though
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>>127239257
>>buying a blink on LC when shadow blade into silver edge is objectively better

Blink is almost always better yet you fail to understand why. This is because you don't even understand the purpose of each of those items, nor how LC should play.
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>EE still spamming PA

it was funny the first few days but holy shit how the fuck can this dude stand to play so much PA?
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>>127239340
You probably play a hella shitty cm then m8
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>>127239418
You have 10 seconds to name a good video game released in the past 5 years
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>>127239371
I'm sure your untouchable lvl 1 will help you when you get zoned out by skywrath mage or any stun+jug combo in a trilane
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>>127239081
Can confirm
Have tried to solokill jungle LCs many times and she can just dispel whatever and run off
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>>127239519
i played morphling 100 games in a row when I first started in 2012
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>>127239519
people don't call him eternal autism as a joke m8
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>>127239418
>life
>good
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>>127239371
>not wanting a cheap slow and free wards every 30s for a single point
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>>127239308
>You win against entire trilanes with that extra camp by the offlane

Winning against subhumans with dogshit heroes and they don't even trilane properly? What an achievement.
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>>127239284
you cant jungle her for shit.

you dont even belong in this discussion since you apparently suck at this game and basic mechanics
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>>127239024
>getting this triggered over a fucking TITLE
did you even read it, actually?
besides, the reason why purge shouldnt be advertised is because he killed 3 damage types
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>>127239468
>>127239531
How is she gonna catch up to 320 ms lc with 280 ms
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>>127239627
yes but morphling has more than 2 actives
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When will morphling be buffed
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>I buy Aether lens over Euls.
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>>127239705
>Winning
Look at this beta mongoloid who needs an artificial rush of endorphins from staring at a computer screen until it arranges the correct set up colors and patterns on its lcd display.
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>>127239752
preferably with brown boots or frost blast
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>>127239583
if you are picking off lance enchantress into a lane where there is magic damage spam you are beyond stupid
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>>127239581
magicka
wait, it came out in 2011
fuck
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>>127239484
shut the fuck up you nigga

go gank her with 3 heroes and a smoke and keep crying that your safelanes loses at the same time


you cant have your cake and eat it too
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This is objectively the best banner

Prove me wrong
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>>127239768
i attribute that for being the only reason that i was calibrated at 2800MMR when ranked came out

strength morph is stupid overpowered versus players with zero brains, you just do stupid shit, get free kills, strength morph and walk away. that was like 90% of my games as him.

i have over 4900 hours and i'm still stuck in 3.5K hell, maybe i need to revisit morphling now that my farm is way more consistent (600gpm on average).
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>tfw no adelaide
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Fuck trees
I hate trees
Everyone hates trees
Tangos can plant happy trees
FUCK happy trees
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONvrntzTpj4
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>>127239845
>lcdcuck
cathode ray tube monitor masterrace
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>>127239919
>not this one
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>>127239891
>you need 3 heroes to gank someone with 110 hp and no mana in jungle

ok

but

no
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>>127239983
>tfw no adelaide gf
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>>127239752
?
By ganking at night, abusing the fog and perhaps even using a smoke?
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>>127239581
>You have 10 seconds to name a good video game released in the past 5 years

There have been good games released every single year.

But I guess games like GTA5, Rayman Legends, XCOM, Metro, etc. were shit.
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>>127239827
LITERALLY an item for supports who make arcanes and need something to do with the energy booster later in the game
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>>127238661
LC is completely dogshit nullified by a good number of pics and the only reason anybody even tries to make her work is because "muh qt brown tough waify XD"
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>>127240064
>110 hp

you dont deserve the you but here you have it
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>>127239812
he doesn't need one. he's still an incredibly powerful hero that pretty much shit-stomps the fuck out of any low-skill MMR. just because he isn't the best carry, doesn't mean he's shit.

if the meta ever shifts back to rice meta, he will be considered an OP beast of a hero.

arguably, he's OP right now because they reduced the manacost on Ethereal Blade which was one of the huge nerfs to him back in 2012.
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>>127239746
>did you even read it, actually?

Yes. When I started out years ago and then recently again.
It's fucking garbage. Only bad players recommend and people that haven't read it recommend it.
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>>127239734
>you cant jungle her for shit.
That's exactly what I'm saying
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>bots jugg splitpushing
>dying everytime we leave our base
>yolo naix and storm think they can 2v5
>mid rax lost, about to lose our other sets of rax
>kill 3 of them
>push back mid
>jugg bb
>kill him again
>t4 gg push and win

is there anything abaddon can't do?
i just went aghs and greaves and spamhealed and shielded my teammates when they got focused and we just won by outlasting them

15k hero damage and 8.5k healing
even when it looks like an obvious loss you still win
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>>127240242
How do we know you're not the bad player here?
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>>127240161
How do you play him then? You can't afk farm anymore
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>>127239468
Frostbite can be immediately dispelled with press the attack
Also a LC who then mans the fuck up can solokill CM easily
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>>127240256
>Blacking out your name
lol
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>>127240256
>ahead for most of the game
>win

woah :-O
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>tfw you'll never be as based as James
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>>127240347
the way i've always played him, you're supposed to play stupidly aggressive and bait people into feeding you by playing dangerously and punishing them with waveform.

you need to know how to manage your mana well.
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>>127240256
That is 100% a jungle LC

i tell you what about free losses
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>>127240394
>I can dispell it with PtA
>I-If I HAD the mana....
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>>127240394
Or you could just lead in with crystal nova then wait for PTA till you Frostbite?

Also bear in fact that this is time that your LC isn't spending farming, which is the entire reason she's supposed to be there in the first place
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>>127240729
t. 2k redditposter
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>>127240545
we got a lot of kills at the end of the laning phase, then we started falling behind when they picked off cm, naix and storm when they were in the jungle
we also lost a few teamfights towards the end, at the same time they were starting to take our top and bot barracks
in terms of stats we were ahead, but we were in reality starting to crumble - which was the point when i rushed greaves and just stayed back keeping my team alive in duels and shit

>>127240482
i like to post here, but i don't want to be recognized so i'll get filtered everytime i post like you will
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>>127240847
>Also bear in fact that this is the time where your safelane isnt losing
which is what all you faggots cry about.

also who is posting these low hp memes?

the only camp that actually causes LC to lose hp is the big centaur camp everything else HEALS you when chokepointing
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Hello lads. Can somebody link me that webm of sheever and a bunch of other female casters dancing? It's for a friend who wants to see it.
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>>127240482
>using a tripcode
lol
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>>127240729
i don't think it made a difference that he was jungling, because they would stampede and lc, rubick and jugg would try to get a gank on me
but after the first time i just stayed back and tried to get a few last hits with coil
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>>127240965
subscribed :)
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>>127240782
That happens sometimes. The later you attempt the gank, the less likely it becomes though. As a CM, going for the dogshit jungler usually isn't my top priority.

>>127240847
low level crystal nova doesn't do that much, yes maybe it will spook a bad LC into wasting PTA but probably not

Note that circumstances have to be absolutely perfect to solokill a jungling LC and I have seen PLENTY of LCs that can jungle without getting lower than 75% hp
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>envy playing DK Country music

Nice.
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>>127240996
>also who is posting these low hp memes?

I've hated junglers forever but as soon as 'jungle LC is always bad' started becoming popular on Reddit I knew that /d2g/ shitters were going to start spamming it with their 2K understanding of the game

It's bad but people can and do get away with it all the fucking time even at higher MMRs
And most junglers are bad but there are plenty that actually do know what they're doing
Your average /d2g/ shitter probably auto-throws the moment they see jungle LC "see I knew we would lose"
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>>127240145
>hero has counters
Wow say it ain't so.
Guess AM is trash because Shadow Shaman can stun him for 7 seconds completely nullifying his blink.
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>>127241324
>watching doturd when Dad is streaming
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>>127240325
>How do we know you're not the bad player here?

Because I'm not. I'm well aware of my own skill level and I consistently correct people and I'm right about pretty much everything I say since I don't make bold statements without proper backing.

But by all means, tell me why the purge guide is so amazing.
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>>127241796
>I'm well aware of my own skill level and I consistently correct people and I'm right about pretty much everything I say since I don't make bold statements without proper backing.
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>>127241796
You were the one to first start making claims here anon, the burden of proof is on you
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>>127241719
I was only watching envy since he's the only relevant pro player besides ppd playing right now, but ppd is actually good so his stream isn't that entertaining. Watching envy be a retard and showing just how hard he gets carried by his team is fun to watch.

>when Dad is streaming
And who's that?
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>>127240394
>Also a LC who then mans the fuck up can solokill CM easily

Why do you think the support goes 1v1? Do you think Dota is some gentlemans sport?

Are you one of those people that type
>it took 2/3 of you to kill me, haha!

All it takes is a CM and a rotating BH or something for you get your ass raped.
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>/d2g/ doesnt like kotlguy
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>>127241796
>me ooga purge booga
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>>127241480
>It's bad but people can and do get away with it all the fucking time even at higher MMRs

Even if the LC players gets carried by their team that doesn't change the fact that you're being a massive cunt to the rest of your team.

Any idea how utterly painful it is for a solo support in those matches because your retarded ass 4th or 5th pick jungle LC?
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>>127242053
I love when armchair shitters just keep continually altering the scenario

>b-b-but you had a bounty hunter all along!
>and you were smoked
>also CM picked up a haste rune
>a-and the clockwerk on their team helped out with a flare from offlane!
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>>127241796
are you the guy who want apeshit about the purge guide a week back?

here's one reason why the purge guide might be considered good
it contains a lot of indepth information about the game that's not common knowledge to low and even a lot of medium skilled players
to a bitter know-it-all like you it offers nothing, but it's not supposed to, so no one is really bothered by your opinion on it

thx
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>>127241719
THIS USED TO BE A FORSEN STREAM FeelsBadMan THIS USED TO BE A FORSEN STREAM FeelsBadMan THIS USED TO BE A FORSEN STREAM FeelsBadMan
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>>127241976
>You were the one to first start making claims here anon, the burden of proof is on you

I already did provide arguments which have yet to be countered.

If I examine purge's guide in detail and write several paragraphs on it it will just be ignored or handwaved away. I know how the people here work because I have done stuff like this several times before for the exact same result.

So please go suck Purge's dick elsewhere.
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>>127242035
how NEW are you?!??!
>>
1k shitter
>entire team composes of meme-spamming buzzword abusing fucks who screech in chat like retards
>no matter how much "You are the only constant" applies you will still lose if a single person fucks up.

sometimes I wonder why I even play this game.
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>>127242235
>It's ok for me to set up the scenario but you can't do it
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>>127242362
fuck off PSG
suck on my knot
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>>127242235
>I love when armchair shitters just keep continually altering the scenario

There is nothing to alter. If you think a CM is a hero that runs around and solo ganks heroes early game you're beyond retarded.
Point being that ganking an LC in the jungle is not difficult. Some heroes can do it solo, others might need an additional hero with them. However that doesn't change the fact that number advantage during a gank is standard.
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>Insult Purge's guide
>get a billion free (You)'s
I love purge really
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>>127242115
i wouldn't ask him for game related advice, but he's funnylooking and can handle the bantz
it's okay to have someone to lighten the mood when there's nothing exciting going on ingame
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Holy shit why is everyone so terrible in ranked RD? It's like almost everyone knows how to play exactly one hero even though there's almost a 50% chance of having one hero that they want.
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>>127242228
Spare me your redditizing, Redditor

Jungle LC is situational and can work great provided the player isn't dogshit, which they often are. And the enemy supports aren't fantastic, which they rarely are.

What part of "I've hated junglers forever" do you not understand? I never jungle and frequently play solo support.

You stupid redditors think you've made some amazing understanding about lane dynamics but its old news to any seasoned player and we know how to work around it. Jungle LC has been a fucking plague for centuries so it's just laughable that only now are some people spamming about it.
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>>127242250
>are you the guy who want apeshit about the purge guide a week back?

The fuck are you talking about?

>it contains a lot of indepth information about the game that's not common knowledge to low and even a lot of medium skilled players

Funny, mind giving examples because I sure as fuck don't recall that.
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>>127242413
I'm a 2K player and I'm damn well sure I could carry every single 1K game
source: I'm not 1K

git gud
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>>127242375
NEW enough to not know ?!??! is the new meme of 2016.
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>>127242413
it's 1k
1k is a meme
no one wants to take the game seriously, people even pay money for 1k accounts to see what kind of madness goes on in the deepest trench
play normal, practice, recalibrate
you're wasting your time in 1k if you wanna climb
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>>127242437
>>127242527
We've been talking about solo killing LC
Yes you can 2-man gank her with smoke if you really really want her dead but that takes a significant more amount of investment and coordination that aren't always available in a pub

>b-b-but what kind of dogshit bracket are you in where people don't 2-man gank

The dogshit bracket with jungle LCs which is all of them you fucking retard
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>>127242529
Purge isn't even a good or knowledgeable player so I don't know why you would listen to his advice anyway.
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>>127242745
Players in 1k are actually very inconsistent. Sometimes you have good players who know what they're doing, sometimes you have peruvians who feed. People are there mostly because they give up and not because they are bad.
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>>127242543
>Holy shit why is everyone so terrible in ranked RD? It's like almost everyone knows how to play exactly one hero even though there's almost a 50% chance of having one hero that they want.

People have stuck to AP for fucking ages.
I have 2000 something ordinary RD matches, which makes up about 50% of all of my matches. Most players do not have a 50% RD match count.
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>>127242932
>32 â–¶
>>127242745
> Players in 1k are actually very inconsistent. Sometimes you have good players who know what they're doing
>1k

No, you don't.
Source: My friend is a 1k player and sometimes I play on his account for fun and I always win easily even though I'm a 3k shitter because no one else know how to play the game.
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>>127242683
>git gud
>as a solo support
it aint going to happen.
I get the most assists and fewest deaths of the team on average. occasionally couple of games where I fucked up and those i fully accept as my fault.
but every fucking game there is that one core who suicide dives and whines the entire team wernt there to help. in caps lock
>>127242745
tips for recalibration?
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Why the fuck did frosty toad nerf SF? Because he was picked frequently? The hero was balanced and wasn't even picked until that goddamn euls blink build came into fruition earlier this year around DAC.

Now he is complete garbage unless you have the easiest midlane of your life.
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>>127242563
>Jungle LC is situational and can work great provided the player isn't dogshit, which they often are. And the enemy supports aren't fantastic, which they rarely are.

It isn't shit if
>A
Your team has strong laning heroes and they don't suck
and
>B
The enemy was weak laners, bad players and play passively.

It isn't situationally good, it can just situationally work for entirely the wrong reasons.
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>>127242668
>The fuck are you talking about?
i had the same kind of discussion a week back, i was asking if it was the same person

>I sure as fuck don't recall that
of course you don't because it doesn't apply to you
i'm not even gonna bother going through the guide to handpick examples, because it's just that fucking obvious that if you don't realize the value the guide has to low-medium players then you need to check yourself

nigga
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>>127242563
>Jungle LC has been a fucking plague for centuries so it's just laughable that only now are some people spamming about it.

I have told people this has been shit for years and not just about LC.
No idea why you bring reddit into this. If that is something they're posting about now then maybe you should stick to reddit then since you seem to know so much about them.
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>>127243116
>the mid hero that every team WILL pick first phase if you give them the chance, will deal tons of damage at every stage of the game and can farm quickly is balanced
-buttmad SF main
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>>127243079
There are things you take for granted that help you win in your bracket that don't happen in 1k, for example people who know when to push, when to smoke gank, when to rotate or TP or rosh, having heroes which synergize with each other, etc.

Every game will go to 50 minutes because there is no coordination and that's what makes it hard to win.
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>>127242543
Players who queue up for meme mods like RD are either pretentious fucks who overrate themselves, or they play it because they're not particularly good with any hero

>>127243131
Pub Dota 2 is a game about two things. Morale and getting away with being greedy.
I love the meme that Dota 2 is always played robotically and optimally, it's really funny next to all the posts about how teammates continuously do retarded game losing shit
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>>127242818
>We've been talking about solo killing LC

Yes and many heroes can do this. Some can't. What is your point? That LC is ungankable?
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>>127243110
>tips for recalibration?
yeah, learn to master easy pubstomping heroes
some recommendations:
viper
abaddon
bristleback
necrophos
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>>127243246
>of course you don't because it doesn't apply to you

Picking up on the stuff you implied is easy, especially if you can actually play the game.

The guide is constantly recommended because no one knows of any other guide than that trash shitfest writeup.
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>>127243351
That's because you're also 1k (it's fine, but if you want to get better you should stop complaining about your teammates and git gud).
You can always pick a snowball hero if you wana win faster.
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>>127243357
>I love the meme that Dota 2 is always played robotically and optimally

You should not go in with the assumption that your enemies are retarded, that should be a pleasant surprise, not something you plan on happening every single match.
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>>127243540
any supports that are good for recalibration or are the supports just doomed from the start
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>>127242683
>2k player
>saying git gud

You should git gud m8
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>ally picks some bad jungler like lc or ld
>forced to solo support
>instead just throw the match

Feels good making those shitters lose.
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>>127243707
Calibration is always just a few hundred more or less than your unranked mmr

If supports are what you win games on, pick them, but if you're 2K unranked mmr and stomp all ten of your games you won't magically end up 4K
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>>127243393
That jungle LC isn't 'le 150hp free kill' you retards keep going on about

If you have to rotate in just as much effort as it takes to gank an actual worthwhile target like mid, why the fuck are we even talking about it? In fact, going to that much trouble to kill a jungler is obviously stupid

LC isn't even remotely the most easily ganked jungler, Ursas and Bloodseekers are really low HP for the first few minutes and can't do shit about half the heroes that find them
>>
u fucking 4k shitstains should be glad you'll never meet me irl
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>Envy getting Phase every game on PA

why.jpg
>>
in 1k you just pick slark mid and win every game
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Im 2k and support every time.

I have this problem where i will stack camps for my team, tell my team that there are stacks, but then my team will NEVER use those stacks, which end up in the enemy hands when they inevitably start ganking our jungle later in the game

is there any way to fix this? i heard that to get to 5k support you need to stack A LOT and i do it but my team doesnt take advantage of it.
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>>127243323
He still does that shit, retard. They only made it so that his weaknesses now eclipse strengths and can't do anything in the laning phase unless he has an IV with bottle. So there's absolutely no reason to pick him over QoP or TA since the former does way more burst now with less mana problems and the latter can do stacks with more ease and less mana.

So now you have a garbage hero that has difficulty filling a niche role.
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>>127243624
I'm not 1k, I'm saying it's possible that he's better than the people in his bracket, but plays in a way where his team doesn't react to his plays.

In your bracket, you will make plays and your team will know what you are doing and react accordingly. In his, nobody reacts to anything. He has to play high impact heroes instead of heroes that are reliant on his team for follow up.

Just like PSG who loses in 2k but wins easily in 3k.
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>>127243870
You. I like you.
Fuck those LC jungle pickers.
Yesterday I had a fucking Tinker in the jungle and I carried him to the victory, I wish I didn't
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>>127243697
Thanks Sun Tzu but I find that going in with the assumption that both your enemies and teammates are retarded is generally reliable and anything else is the pleasant surprise. Being overly cautious is just as game losing as being reckless.
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>>127243707
there simply isn't enough teamwork in low mmr for a support to be optimal for MMR. if you are good at farming that skill will be wasted if you support. it is probably better to solo support than 5 carry but that's the only generalization I would make.
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>>127243697
this TbH be honest.
You can only git gud when you're playing against your own mistakes, not the enemy's
>>127243921
He's actually retarded and wears a helmet off camera, but we already knew this.
>>127243998
Get gud, stop picking CuCks until your teammates are ready to sleep with the gpm that you gave up by picking a swedish hero
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>>127243875
Gathered. Just want to reach 2k coulden't really care about grinding any further then that. Ive accepted im not going to be a top tier or pro any time soon, just 1k games are pure suffering, LP is more enjoyable then that shit.
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>>127243570
there are a million ways to learn the game
the guide is a good place to start because it teaches you the basics and most of the dota terminology, so if you still have questions after reading the guide you know how to formulate your questions so the person you ask knows what you are asking and how to answer appropriately
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>>127243998
Stop focusing on it so much, there's probably better things you could be doing.
Good supports stack WHILE being useful, don't just spend all your time stacking and expect to win games.
Also pick heroes that can take stacks themselves
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>>127243998
Play a support that can clear stacks

Also keep in mind that some cores can't clear stacks very well and by stacking a camp you're making it unusable for them
I've actually killed my cores by stacking too much
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>>127243882
>LC isn't even remotely the most easily ganked jungler, Ursas and Bloodseekers are really low HP for the first few minutes

Ursa isn't low hp at all if you chokepoint and Blood has a free heal, Blood is either at full hp or at about half hp while he gets all the jungle creeps low.

However none of them should be jungled.
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>>127244052
It's true that you can't wait for any help on 1k (even on 2k), but the enemy team is as fucked as you are.
If you are better than everyone else in the match chances are that you're going to win at least 8/10 games.
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>>127244167
you can bet he's doing "wtf are these guys doing here? I give up!!"
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>>127244181
Believe in yourself, my man.
I climbed to F O U R T H O U S A N D all the way up from 1.7k, it's do-able.
It only took me 4 major patches, too.
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>>127243998

Play the things that work on your mmr not on the mmr you aim to achieve. Pick some stuns and kill the enemy laner.
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>>127244391
What advice to get out of 3k bracket aside from not being a retard?
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>>127239812
When Icefraud stop with the meme aghs on every FUCKING HERO, i'm done, switching to lol
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>>127244391
Climbing is easy if you're just determined and never throw or flame (since some of your allies will be pussies that break apart easily).
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>>127243998
I was in your boat

you want your pub games to be like what happens at TI. that can't happen at low MMR.

just give up and pick a carry every game. I am currently climbing with frickin' Sniper because my MMR is so shit people don't pay attention to where the damage is coming from.
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>>127244318
if you find blood in the middle of a camp you can literally oneshot him with most nukes thanks to bloodrage amp and him being at 40% hp

chokepoint jungling can be incredibly dangerous in places where you creep block yourself into trees

I maintain that LC is one of the safest shitty junglers out there
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>>127244470
Get gud, your spirit animal hero and just go to fucking town.
Pic very related
Aether lens is fucking core on 80% of good heroes this patch, don't skip it
Also what >>127244613 said.
You can flame a bit, call people shitstains in all chat and use some humor, tac pauses etc, just don't go full EE and start feeding or go afk in the enemy jungle 50 minutes in.
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>>127243875
>Calibration is always just a few hundred more or less than your unranked mmr
yes, but if he spends his time on his current account to get better at the game, and the make a new account and has more success in his games he'll calibrate at a higher mmr where people are more competent and he'll have the opportunity to climb from there
that opportunity doesn't exist at 1k

>>127244181
read what i wrote above

don't queue ranked anymore if you wanna climb, because it most likely won't happen, or it will take a million years
you'll be queued with, and up against consistent inconsistently bad players
if you play normal you have some chance of playing with decent players
just practice, ask someone to watch your replays and give you advice, then when you've improved you can make a new account and calibrate (hopefully) at a higher mmr

pick op heroes, get gud at them, destroy noobs, climb mmr
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>>127244494
>When Icefraud stop with the meme aghs on every FUCKING HERO, i'm done, switching to lol

I love Valve's recent shitty balancing approach
>oh this hero isn't picked
>let's give it a (new) aghs upgrade, that should fix it!
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>>127244779
>You can flame a bit, call people shitstains in all chat and use some humor, tac pauses

This shit is game losing
A lot of teammates are on the very fucking edge of tilting
If you're autistic enough that you have to expose people to CLQ-level comedy in allchat, go ahead but you're probably throwing games that way
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Envy has like the worst game sense ever.
Why is his team even listening to him
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>>127239581
Rocket League, or A Game Where You Actually Can Have Fun
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>>127243870

>intentionally lose
>thinking this fucks up anyone else but yourself in the long run

You must be a teenager or a slav.
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>>127244793
You know in the time he takes to level a fresh account to be able to play ranked, he could have already climbed to that level normally on his main.
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>>127244470
Pick offlane Abbadon. Go 1-4-1 and then max out MIST COIL NOT YOUR FUCKING PASSIVE. Save your retard team mates but don't be afraid to wade into a teamfight if you have your ulti ready to go. Abuse the fact that more supports don't zone out offlaners properly. Learn how to pull from camps as an offlaner. Build psuedo-carry shit if you can get away with it (Phase, Drum if you get decent farm or fed otherwise get Urn, Vlads because you're going to be on a team with 4 other melee cores). Either transition into a semi-carry or buy utility shit like Halberd or Solar Crest.

Big thing - most teams will glance at an Abbadon going across the river to their side and not a give a fuck. Abuse this. You can get more farm from the enemy jungle if you play smartly and farm creeps. Always recognize scenarios where you can just TP out after they throw all their disables on you and trigger your passive.
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>>127245048
because they believe the meme that being a pro = good
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So, what hero is free MMR this patch?
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>>127245025
>he doesn't like CLQ
Okay, well I got to 4k mmr anyway.
Only real bonafide government check-cashing autists can't tell the difference between bantz and serious anger management flaming.
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>>127239581
Undertale
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>>127244797
>lets AGHS his non ultimate skills as well xD HATS xDDD
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>>127245048
They know he's a pro so they listen to him hoping he carries them. Reality is he's absolutely retarded and almost always throws the game. Either his team knows this and they do everything in their power to save his dumbass or they're blissfully ignorant and do their jobs better thanks to placebo thinking it's envy making the easy win happen.
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>>127245162
invoker
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>>127245271
It just doesn't make that much sense to give an aghs that is just a damage or range increase for the ult because aether lens is a thing now.
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>>127245309
EE actually plays amazing when he's with Puppey.

He's only retarded in pubs.
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>>127245250
le ebin bantz
>ez
>)))
>?
>>>/9gag/
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>>127245129
Why not both? /d2g/ is for underage peruvians/slavs who got banned from reddit for being edgy and australians
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>>127245250
Wouldn't that piss spear shatter from falling from ~10km?
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>>127245253
2015 had so many good indie games, that included. I've been playing Nuclear Throne and fell in love with it.

>>127245398
Who do you think keeps a leash on that retarded weeb? Envy is not a leader but knows when to listen to a good one.
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>>127245309
I dunno, EE has some decent game sense and can see behind the fog somehow. He basically predicts the enemy movements and is right 99% of the time.
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>Be patient guys, I'll carry
-EE
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>>127245162
tinker is always free MMR if you aren't dogshit

he's literally 1v9 the hero
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>>127245398
good captaining has that effect on shitters
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>>127244710
>if you find blood in the middle of a camp you can literally oneshot him with most nukes thanks to bloodrage amp and him being at 40% hp

You don't use bloodrage until you have gotten the creeps low and plan to heal up.

>chokepoint jungling can be incredibly dangerous in places where you creep block yourself into trees

Not anymore dangerous than jungling in the first place.

>I maintain that LC is one of the safest shitty junglers out there

Shit with some sprinkles on top is still shit.
>>
>okay guys we can go we can go can you go x lets go kill x
>well shit we are all dead *slurp*
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>>127245352
I Wish lens wasn't a thing, it's a nice mechanic for itens but still, by the way jakiro with aghs still gets the range upgrade, no?
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>>127245398
So hes shit when he have any impact on game decisions.
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>>127239581
Ace attorney:Dual Destinies.
Skyrim
Civ 5 I think it was less than 5 years
>>127245482
>he unironically doesn't like 9gag
t. alberto barbosa
Stay 2k, my man.
>>127245498
Well it clearly killed someone, so no.
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>>127245162
>>127245142
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>>127245585
Wait for the next patch which maybe turns his aghs quas into a non-shit spell.
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>>127244037
>can't just use your spells every time they come off cooldown to farm huge stacks/creep waves
>completely shit

you're 100% a buttblasted sf spammer
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>>127245650
>Skyrim
you just fucked up nigga
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>>127245531
too bad you cant 1v1 towers
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>>127245025
>This shit is game losing

It really shouldn't be.

If you get so upset over some random person calling you a retard or shitter you shouldn't even be playing MP games in the first place.
Especially since you have a mute button.
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>>127245556
>You don't use bloodrage until you have gotten the creeps low and plan to heal up.

Then you'll be even lower hp for longer amounts of time than if you used bloodrage+talon to blow up the big creep

>Not anymore dangerous than jungling in the first place.

But LC doesn't have to do this to stay over 75% HP?

>Shit with some sprinkles on top is still shit.

Okay Reddit, we wouldn't even be having this conversation if you obvious Redditors would shit on jungling as a concept and not just 'le jungle commander' who is not even close to the worst of the bunch
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>>127245769
Get necro and you can
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Can someone please explain why people watch EE? Is he basically the new IdrA (people only watch to see him rage)?
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>>127245769
>He doesn't go Silver Edge/Manta and wreck every tower in the game
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>>127245764
>he doesn't like Memes, Maces, and Magic: Dragon edition
Suit yourself.
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>>127245878
A lot of people like anime and EE plays anime music and talks about anime
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>>127245650
>he unironically doesn't like 9gag
Im twitch memer you fucking faggot its new 9gag EleGiggle
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>>127245832
>It really shouldn't be.

Maybe you shouldn't be a spastic allchat attention whore who irritates everyone in the game especially when you can spout your epic memes on 4chan
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>>127244037
>sf
>looking so cool as you press a few buttons to win the game immediately
I fucking hate this chad-wanna-be hero so fucking much.
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>>127245868
>>127245891
Necro also works but you can't rearm it
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aaaand envy lost another pa game
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>>127246050
It doesn't rearm the CD? I know you can't have several pairs of minions at once
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>>127245878
He likes anime and plays just like me
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>>127245129
I stopped caring about winning or losing once I got to 4.5k and still got matched with subhumans.

Now I only care about having a good time. So if my allies decide I should have a miserable time solo supporting, espcially when they want to go something dumb like jungle LC, then I turn the tables and make the match miserable for them.

After all, they don't listen to reason or requests not to jungle, so the only thing left is to deter them from doing it since their allies could decide to throw at the picking stage when they do.
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>>127245956
>there are probably people out there who respect his taste in anime
That's a pretty horrifying thought desu
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>>127245048
Because if you say that to him he throws the game and just walks around the jungle babbling "WHEY FOKKIN LOSHT"
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>drop some sick maymays in all chat
>autists come here and whine about other people having fun when they lose
>not being 100% savage 100% of the time
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>>127246276
I just like him because he likes anime. I don't necessarily like the anime he likes
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>>127245857
Passive junglers are objectivelly shit.

Only good junglers are Chen, Enigma, Ench and to a limited degree Furion.
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>>127246390
I worked all week and got a nice bonus
>>
You have 10 seconds to be as rEEtard as possible.
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>>127246447
Kil yourself disgusting wageslave.
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>>127246276
EE has decent taste. At the least he watches a lot of anime instead of simply being that one redditor who's seen 20 anime and then claims SnK/OPM is the greatest anime.

He also reads VNs, follows Comiket circles, so he's a pretty high tier weeb.

He's been to Japan/Akihabara several times too which is more than a lot of weebs can say.
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>>127246027
Calling out people for repeatedly doing dumb shit is something they should be able to handle.

I seriously couldn't care less about what someone says to me in chat.
>>
>play safelane get harrased by enemy offlane
>play offlane enemy supports fuck me up
>play mid, cant win 1v1
>play support enemy offlane feeds on me
>play jungle... die to creeps
What do?
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>>127245398
That's because he's not the one calling the shots, it's puppey. EE is an amazingly good mechanical player. But that's about the extent of his skill. His decision making is absolutely piss poor. Like the game before right now he told his entire team not to engage with Radiant in the jungle, then he immediately jumps in. If I remember correctly his exact words were:

>Guys just chill.
>JUST CHILL... I'm going in

His quick change of mind is confusing as fuck if you're playing with him and gives little time for his team to react. Not only that, but he was actually losing that fight. His Magnus landed a really good RP and that won the fight. In fact now that I look back he was saved multiple times by his team force staffing him around because he would stupidly jump in with no real plan.

>>127245527
Decent doesn't win you LANs. Most pros have decent game sense, but what defines actual good captains are the ones who think ahead and keep their players in check. Most pubs don't have even decent captains so envy fills in the role good enough, but you still seem him feed because he doesn't have a real captain to tell him "Hey, you know your plan about jumping into their team just because you have a BKB now? Yeah don't do it, it's actually fucking retarded."
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>>127246472
It's not my fault I'm playing like total garbage, it's my team's fault for not drafting around my autism and picking four buffers.
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>>127246472
>pick PA
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GOD STEAM MOBILE AUTHENTICATOR IS SUCH A PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT

they have completely ruined trading

im sure that was there fucking intention

fuck you Valve. you are making it very fucking hard to defend any longer you stupid sons of bitches.
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>>127246568
>I don't mind being treated like dirt so I'll treat others like dirt

This is who you have conversations with, /vg/.

Remember that we learn from imitation.
>>
>not maxing coil first
http://www.dotabuff.com/players/86942591
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>>127246424
ee doesn't even like anime
it's just a sham
>>
FeelsBadMan THIS FeelsBadMan USED FeelsBadMan TO FeelsBadMan BE FeelsBadMan A FeelsBadMan PA FeelsBadMan STREAM FeelsBadMan
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>>127241058
Guys please.
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>>127246691
>>I don't mind being treated like dirt so I'll treat others like dirt

Why should I care about the opinions and words of some random person in a videogame?
I will most likely never play with them again either.
>>
how old is envy?
how do you listen to this shit as an adult male?
do you dare listen to this in front of others?
do you people have no shame? unbelievable.
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>>127246472
>Can you tp bot? tp bot tp bot now
>*frenetically pings and slurps*
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>>127246804
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>treated like dirt
No, you're being told to get gud from an objective point of view by someone would benefit from getting of said gud
Have you considered not being a trashcan before posting here?
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>>127246472
go on him?
GO ON HIM?
GO ON HIM
GO ON HIM
GO ON HIM
GO ON HIM
nevermind
*slurps*
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>>127246845
>How dare you enjoy your hobbies

Even famous rich people like Keanu Reeves and Robin Williams like anime.
>>
>>127246845
I fucking love anime and manga but, listening to japanese pop music is like murdering my family over and over and over and over
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>>127246472
DROP YOUR STICK
DROP YOUR STICK
DROP IT
DROP YOUR STICK
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>>127246472
last game he was in the rosh pit
>right-click it
>right-click it
>right-click it
>can you right-click it
>right-click pls
>good
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>>127246924
Why the fuck would anyone want advice from a miserable person like you?
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>>127246987
>famous
Ones' dead and the other is irrelevant
You're point?
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>>127246568
Do whatever you want kid, I honestly couldn't care if you lose you games by being a huge tool. I'm simply calling all of you out for doing dumb shit.
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why can't dota streams be like this FeelsBadMan
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>>127246987
>Even famous rich people like Keanu Reeves and Robin Williams like anime.
>anime

You mean games. Williams named his daughter Zelda, not Rei.
>>
Daily reminder that your teammates don't need your advice and are likely slightly better than you in every aspect.

This is especially the case if you lose the game.
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>>127247063
>Do whatever you want kid, I honestly couldn't care if you lose you games by being a huge tool. I'm simply calling all of you out for doing dumb shit.

They're the ones losing matches because of throwing over someone calling them retarded in a videogame.
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>meet a qt in solo queue
>we synergise well and stomp the game the two of us
>has a qt avatar and types pretty qt-like
>add him after the game so we can duo queue together and do cute things
>ask him if he has a microphone
>he says yes but is very reluctant to use it for some reason
>pressure him into it
>"o-okay anon but I warned you.."
>it's a 14 year old swede kid
>he doesn't even sound cute. he just sounds like a kid.
>lost all interest in him but now he's all clingy towards me for some reason
>tfw don't know what to do with him
what should I do with him family
i want to just delete him but i don't want to be rude
>>
>>127246275

>get suboptimal team (debatable)
>throw game
>get even worse teams since your mmr is tanking

Meanwhile, everyone else moves on and are progressing at a faster rate, getting higher quality of games.
>>
guys! purple time man is actually fun to play now and I can't stop picking him. wat do??
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>>127247236
So you admit that being a tool makes people throw games, yet you continue to do it?

Enjoy the trashcan, son.
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>anyone
>better than me at dota
Not likely, certainly not in my bracket.
No, believing you're shit isn't the first step to growth, it's the first step to becoming a huge CuCk and not going anywhere.
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>>127247304
Fuck him, he will like your 13 cms dick
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>>127247236
If they're your teammates, then you're the one losing matches because of throwing over someone calling them retarded in a videogame.

I bet you're one of those tards that show us your 15 game losing streak and whine about shadow pool
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>>127247304
Hes probably got a hairy asshole, dont bother.
>>
Dotabuff, stop DDOS-ing Yasp.
>>
Anyone give me a guide to play oracle i wanna get gud at him
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>>127247210
>Daily reminder that your teammates don't need your advice and are likely slightly better than you in every aspect.

Obviously.

When I told my ally that picking Necro ancients with our lineup when we had no offlaner and the enemy had a BH and then explaining precisely what would happen (and then it all happened precisely as I explained to him) he was the one that was better than me when he started blaming everyone but himself for the massive shitfest the match turned into and then leaving.

You're right, he should've ignored my advice since doing the opposite lead to such a great outcome.
>>
>tell someone they're shit
>it's suddenly your fault that they're losing the game for you
>>127247429
why are you measuring dicks in crystal maidens?
>>
>>127247365
Explain to me ur secrets of the time man.
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>>127247332
This is what calms me most effectively after a match with retard teammates

The knowledge that I will rise above this flotsam while they sink deeper
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>>127247606
I ment centimeters, silly
I know youre memeing idc
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>>127247606
dat LC
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>>127247578
This TbH
Yasp is so fucking god tier
>>
The age of MOBAs is over.
>>
>>127247602
>cherry pick an example of obvious retardation
>receive free license to gripe at your crystal maiden for buying a hood
>>
>>127247236
>They're the ones losing matches because of throwing over someone calling them retarded in a videogame.
But you are losing at the same time you fuckface, how hard is it too understand.
>>
>cherry picking
>not fucking cherry harvesting on a fucking cherry plantation of shit players making shit mistakes
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>>127247332
>>get suboptimal team (debatable)

Nothing debatable about it.
Also playing solo support is downright miserable if you're actually competent since it flat out neuters you and forces you into babysitting position while the team keeps flinging shit at you. It's not fun at all.

>throw game
>get even worse teams since your mmr is tanking

I already told you I no longer care about winning or losing, but having a good time. Solo supporting jungling LC players is not a good time and they deserve the loss.

I saw no point in grinding mmr since my allies were still the same egocentric and stubborn baddies even at 4.5k mmr, which is supposed to be the very top percentage of the playerbase.
>>
>>127247606
>b-b-b-but its not my fault they cant handle the epic bantz

You still get -25 eitherway you retard
>>
>>127245928
In every aspect, Oblivion is a better TES.

But if you want to play a good WRPG, just play Dark Souls.
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Hey!
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>this brood on EE's game
>he rapes his lane
>his team loses fucking hard & feed like retards

This is why I stopped playing brod
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>EE picks ember
>goes 7-0-4 in the first 12 mins

Was it PA who was bad the whole time and not envy?
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>>127247392
>So you admit that being a tool makes people throw games, yet you continue to do it?

Well I don't really care. I just think people are retarded for getting so upset to the point where they throw matches because someone called them names.

>>127247491
Why exactly should I care about winning or losing in this game? There is no point in getting good at this game, which is something I realized once I got good.
If you don't turn pro you're wasting your time and effort.
>>
>>127239581
fallout 1

top ficking tier
>>
>>127248198
there are several videos out there that pa and enve about on the same levels of bad
>>
>>127239581
Dark Souls PtDe and Undertale.
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>>127239581
Bloodborne
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>>127247889
>cherry pick

Meanwhile your example is the norm, huh?
>>
And the brood abandons
This game is the expect example of why playing brood in pubs nets you a 40% winrate

It's also why going orchid on brood is awful
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>>127247793
If only 10 guys will be playing dota in 10 years from now, or any shit copy that came out in all these years it won't be over, and I will be one of those guys in one of these teams.
>>
>stop playing PA
>win in 16 mins
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>>127248289
Can't wait for you to apply your epic nihilism to your life kid
>>
>>127248198
This is a coincidence, he's played so many matches he was bound to win one eventually
>>
>>127239581
pillars of eternity,
divinity original sin,
deus ex: hr,
all three shadowrun campaigns(yes, even returns),

probably a few more that I don't remember
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>be on a fucking cherry planet made entirely of shit players
>get accused of cherry picking one situation where the shit players were shit
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>>127247304
Soon police will be at your door.
Beware of your anus in jail.
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>>127248523
>Can't wait for you to apply your epic nihilism to your life kid

Why would I? Dota is a game. Why should I care so hard about a game when my allies don't?
>>
>>127248448
Yes I can honestly say that teammates questioning perfectly valid item choices is far more common than ancients necro
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>>127248648
>Yes I can honestly say that teammates questioning perfectly valid item choices is far more common than ancients necro

Every single match I play there are things my allies do that they should not be doing and no matter your reasoning, math or tone. They will ignore you 99% of the time.
>>
>>127247606
I could catch her out
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>>127247304
What's your steam handle Anon? I need it for pressing ceremonial reasons.
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>be inna cherry galaxy, part of the 2k mmr constellation "Gitguud"
>point out that 90% of the time your teammates are shit, and you're marginally less shit because you're at least aware of being said shit
>get arrested for cherry picking and sentenced to low priority for "toxicity"
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How is an ancients necro bad vs roaming BH?
The necro can out manfight the BH at any point in the game
WHILE killing the ancients
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>>127247304
There's no other way. You have to be rude.

>>127248938
Ancients necro doesn't work anymore.
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>>127246447
lmfao
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>>127248938
>How is an ancients necro bad vs roaming BH?
>The necro can out manfight the BH at any point in the game

These are the people that try and give others advice on d2g.

Scary thought.
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POST LUNA
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>>127249028
I know that
But while i was doing it, i definately fucked up some retards who thought they could come manfight me lvl 1

If i saw a tryhard shitter picking BH to roam on me, I would start with sentrys anyways.
Usually did for dewarding purposes too.
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>have infinite knowledge about dota 2
>always be right about everything
>be superior to 100% of the playerbase
>nobody listens to me
>stuck in 3K because always get teamed up with literal retards

DAE FEEL LIEK DIS?? omgggg upboat plx
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>>127249079
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>>127248491
>play brood
>make meme necro/dagon build
>lose
You build carry items+blink or you lose, this guy asked for it.
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>>127248034

Judging by your post it appears you don't have fun playing with, in your opinion, suboptimal picks. Lower mmr means more suboptimal picks (this is just a statistical fact) which directly translates to less fun for you. You're not fucking over the other guy, you're fucking over yourself.

Also by complaining about having to play a support you do sound like a massive 2k shitter. Good players find a way to win no matter what and non-teenagers understand that in the game of dota you need fill a role you dislike once in a while.
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>>127249145
>have infinite knowledge about dota 2
>be always right about everything
>be superior to 100% of the playerbase


>use all this power to do nothing but post dank webmemes
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>>127249145
This is actually me, but I'm 4k and don't watch the japanese moving picture jew.
Maybe that's why you're still 3k, my dude.
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>>127249232
Even with carry items
You're damage is pretty fucking mediocre.
Shitty cast point on web
your nuke is ass
Dnno
But yes, I've always stopped going necro, it seems useless
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>>127249482
so do this build :^)
http://www.dotabuff.com/players/146629043/matches?date=&hero=broodmother
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>>127249276
>Also by complaining about having to play a support you do sound like a massive 2k shitter.
He's complaining about playing solo support you fucking faggot
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>>127245498
its fake
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>>127245878
>retarded weebs flocking to see a retarded player
are you really surprised?
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>>127249145
>have infinite knowledge about LIFE
>always be right about everything
>be superior to 100% of MY PARENTS
>nobody listens to me
>GROUNDED in MY ROOM because always get BORN TO literal FASCISTS
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>>127249276
>Judging by your post it appears you don't have fun playing with, in your opinion, suboptimal picks

You don't understand how hard a support is neutered when they're forced to solo support, especially if that hero isn't amongst the rare few like Lich.
There is 0 fun to be had while solo supporting when you're a competent player.
This doesn't have anything to do with a "suboptimal" lineup, which I have explained to your thick ass several times now.

>Also by complaining about having to play a support

Solo support. Learn to read you illiterate ape. My most played positions are 3-5.

>Good players find a way to win

Now even more shit I have told you several times... you're exceptionally good at not reading.
I no longer care about winning or losing. I don't feel like playing a non-fun match and breaking my balls just to carry some idiot that decides to make my experience miserable for his own ignorant, stubborn and selfish reasons.

There is no reason for me at all to carry him. None.
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>>127249079
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>>127245678
>>127245351
>>127245531
But those are standard.
I want some broken fotm shit.
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>hover techies
>'if you pick techies I leave'
>pick techies
>the game is now safe to leave
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>>127250226
So... still invoker?
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>>127250226
invoker R E T A R D
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prenerf techies was the last hero I genuinely enjoyed.

Pit Lord and AW are both shit too, when are we getting something FUN.
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damn that beastmaster saved envy hard
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>>127250256
>threatening to leave
>not threatening to last pick random and then not help out in any way

Amateur.
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Why does every 6k mmr player give advice that says to main a hero?
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Where is Keeper of the Light ranked in terms of camp stacking ability?
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>>127250479
because
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>>127250479
>Why does every 6k mmr player give advice that says to main a hero?
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>>127250479
easiest way to gain MMR is to just outplay your enemy

that is achieved by spamming one hero and learning all the limits of it in unlike your opponent

this however does not mean you are truly good, just that you can spam one shit hero, almost every one hero player ive seen is a complete trash player in general
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>>127250479
one hero wonder
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>>127250549
>6.2k solo
>4.9k party
This is why the current implementation of party MMR is such a dogshit system. If this guy were to queue in a party the system would treat him as a 4.9k despite knowing full well that he's actually 6.2k.
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>>127248015
Is not
>There are shit players
the false part, is the
>I'm ABOVE this shit players, trust me I'm very good
where the delusion begins
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>>127250676
nobody takes party mmr seriously anyway brah
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>>127250479
>Your main hero gets balanced by Icefrog
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HOLY FUCK OD IS FUCKING RETARDED THIS PATCH WHAT THE FUCK
they over buffed him now
https://www.dotabuff.com/players/67375202/matches?date=patch_6.86c&hero=outworld-devourer&skill_bracket=&lobby_type=&game_mode=&region=&faction=&duration=&enjoyment=any&timezone=Europe%2FLondon

Muh normal skill, playing with 2k friends hype
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>>127250738
Doesn't matter, solo queuers can still get 2-stacks in their games.
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>>127250549
Dazzle is the strongest support and supports win games.
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>>127239581
Styx: Mater of Shadows
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>>127250810
Team games are all that matters.
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Should I work through my low prio I did absolutely nothing to deserve or just play on a smurf.
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BRAND NEW IDEA:
PUCK HARD CARRY
PUCK HAS MEGA SUSTAIN WITH ALL ITS ESCAPES
BUILD TREADS --> ORCHID --> LINKENS --> SKADI --> DAEDALUS
WIN
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>>127249927

You're arguing everything but the main point. No fun with shit team > lose mmr > even less fun with shittier team. The fact that I misread has nothing to do with the argument I'm making. I guess I'm fine with unreasonable cunts like you tanking their own mmr. Let's call it Darwinism.
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>>127251105
> low prio I did absolutely nothing to deserve
This is only excusable if the power went out
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The only reason anyone thinks Spectre sucks is because retards sit there and try to farm a radiance no matter what.
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>>127251194
>You're arguing everything but the main point. No fun with shit team > lose mmr > even less fun with shittier team. The fact that I misread has nothing to do with the argument I'm making. I guess I'm fine with unreasonable cunts like you tanking their own mmr. Let's call it Darwinism.

Your point is also moot since you still don't even comprehend what I'm saying because of how illiterate you are.

You think this is in any way related to having a "shit team" when it is specifically when someone jungles bad heroes like LC/LD/etc and I'm the one forced to solo support.

Are you dyslectic?
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peepoodee elegiggle
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you aren't doing your job d2g

reminder to keep reporting pollution
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>>127251136
>PUCK HAS MEGA SUSTAIN WITH ALL HER ESCAPES
>BUILD TREADS --> ORCHID --> LINKENS --> SKADI --> DAEDALUS
You know, said escapes are kind of lacking without a Blink Dagger.
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Is anyone else just tired of dota, not because of a lack of interest in the game but because of a lack of interest in how awful the matchmaking is?

I love the game, I still WANT to play it all the time like I used to and I still watch streams all the time but I just can't bring myself to even queue anymore. Every game is just a shit show of stupid retarded people and people abusing the same old OP picks every single game. Anytime I do queue I play one game, get an absolutely boring piece of shit game where it was literally over just from the queue because of how retarded one team would be (whether mine or theirs, doesn't matter) and quit playing again for weeks or months.

I really think this game is actually dying and the inflated player counts are just bots. We know a ton of them exist at this point and it couldn't be too hard to make a couple hundred thousand of those.
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>>127251457

Don't blame me when you're just plain fucking stupid. I know exactly what you're trying to say but you somehow don't understand how intentionally losing games for having shitty teammates won't lead to anything other than games with even shittier teammates.
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arc warden is so fucking bad and boring

also his character model looks retarded.
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>>127252162
queue RD
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>>127250372
never,hang your self faggot
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>>127252430
Some hot opinions there anon, got any more of em?
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>>127252451
yeah,so he can get a faggot picking medusa into am and then pissing away our whole lead while spewing memes?
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>>127252430

I agree. Maybe the one hero they port in 2017 will be better.
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>>127252193
>I know exactly what you're trying to say

Sure, just like how you knew all those other times, right?

>having shitty teammates won't lead to anything other than games with even shittier teammates.

I told you, there is no real difference. Even at 4.5k players are consistently bad and do dumb shit like jungle LC.

So why focus so hard on trying to win over having fun when you won't get matched with good players anyway?
I spent god knows how many thousands of hours to get good at the game only for all that time and effort to not be rewarded.
I was stupid enough to believe that I would get matched with and against talented players of equal skill if I worked hard enough, but that isn't the kind of game Dota is. "The trench never ends" isn't a joke, it's reality.
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>>127252627
please don't project AP experiences onto RD
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>>127252162
>Is anyone else just tired of dota, not because of a lack of interest in the game but because of a lack of interest in how awful the matchmaking is?

Matchmaking and the ignorant community is what brings this game down hard,

I don't even play this game anymore, I just watch competetive.
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>>127252162
>playing this shitty game after solo queue was removed
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Another new year another Major that will be won by us.

Nothing personal kiddos.
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peepoodee feelsbadman
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Idea: Captain's Mode made party queue exclusive mode.

All Draft added and replaces All Pick, soloqueue only and no communication permitted in ban phase.

Random Draft removed from ranked.
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EE GOING OFFLANE WEAVER BOYS
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>>127252719
>I told you, there is no real difference.

Statistically untrue. Higher mmr maybe won't eliminate retards but it will reduce their number. 4k mmr is good, not elite level of dota.
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Does anyone want to form a team so that we can qualify for the shangai qualifier and represent anime from d2g?
My mmr is bad, but I've been watching pro games and tournaments since the start of 2014.
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reminder to report ban evaders
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>>127253587
Not enough of a difference to always desperately try to win no matter how unfun the current match is. That only makes you miserable, bitter and cynical.
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What's the quickest, most efficient way to drop my MMR? I don't mean something silly like "jungle everygame", I mean going straight from 4.050 (I lost all 10 calibration matches) MMR to 1K without going to low priority multiple times.
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>>127253630
Fuck yeah! Add me id/stary!
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>>127253630
Post Steam.
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>>127252874
~* be the change you wanna see in the world *~

srs tho, i just constantly talk in voice chat about whats happening ingame, what i'm doing and where i'm going, complimenting my teammates, asking them what they wanna do etc

the response is overwhelmingly good, people seem relaxed, the flaming stops, if i say i wanna do something and it works out then they keep listening to me for the rest of the game if no one else is saying anything and we usually win
if someone insist on being an asshole i just mute them and keep playing and he can do whatever the fuck he wants

had a cm in my last game who flamed me because i died 4 times in the offlane vs ember, rubick and ww, i just apologized and said relax, don't worry, it's okay

at the end cm had 15 death while i had 5 or 6, and we won

it's ok anon, just relax
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>>127253839
jungle lc
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>>127253869
yeah nah you're making it all up m8 lmao
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>>127234164
who drew this
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>>127253839
why would you want to do that
>>
I know i will be successful in anything, even though i pour hours into this game i never give it my 100% and that's what i am also a failure at dota, not just life.
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>>127253630
Denmark qt? ;3~ I'd love to!
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>>127253839
Play AM and rush Rapier.
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>>127254195
no xd

hows this for some poetry my n-word
do you want _you_ to win, or do you want your team to win?
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>>127253839
techies, how is this even a question
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>>127253869
>games where flaming teammate actually apologizes at the end when you win

Feels good man
Ever since I stopped assuming I knew when a match was unwinnable, my winrate has shot up
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>>127253630
Hello denmark waifu :3
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>>127250597
isnt it i dont fear the man who has practiced over 10,000 different kicks i fear the man who practiced one kick 10,000 times?
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dumb daneNEETs
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>>127253630
Let's go, I'm on 3k or something mmr but I've been playing dota since 2008, can't play now because my shitty dualcore and 2gb ram can't handle the game, but I already have a new computer it just needs a new case and it's good to go and put my mmr on it's deserved place that is 7000
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>>127253630
lets go
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>>127254503
i want my team to die irl about half the time win or loss
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>>127250479
"spam the same broken hero" is easy MMR
>>
OUR

GOLDEN

BOY

IS

LIVE
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what went wrong?
>>
Finally I can watch someone that isn't Eternal Autism or Salt Incarnate
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>>127255006
vanguard brood happened
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>>127254991
>tired of watching EE lose
>decide to stream for himself to lose

HARRY POTTERY
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>>127252430
>arc warden is so fucking bad and boring
>FREE fortification rune on low cd
>10 seconds of FREE DAMAGE on enemy rax
with 20 necrobros and 10 illusions of yourself with 3 divine rapiers

literally free mmr
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OURTEEZY IS LIVE

ANIMENEETS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
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>>127255161
will he never live it down
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>>127255006
where to start
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my best radiant timing yet
also outleveled the enemy mid
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>>127255350
>implying that neets and whatever the fuck you call yourself or is called aren't bff and ever
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>>127255097
Based thanks generic anime girl!
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>enemy team has lmao 4 cores
>im slark
>tell team at 30 mins that we HAVE to push now or lose
>go 30-5, deal 5,5k TD but the game drags on for 70 mins
>lose
being a 3k retard is suffering
>>
>>127255549
t. 2k mmr
>>
>>127255609
>slackshitter
you deserve it
>>
>>127255549
you go 4-1-2-1 build at 8 even as jungle commander faget
>>
Heroes doesn't have retarded mechanics like last hitting. It also doesn't have games that last an hour despite being decided within like 95%+ accuracy within the first 20 minutes, according to mathnerds who looked too hard at DotA2 game results and realized that the "fun part" of the game is largely irrelevant, as you can almost perfectly figure out which team will win based on the early laning phase.

Get a shit teammate in Heroes? Oh well, just don't try too hard and the game will be over in 15 minutes. Get a shit teammate in LoL or DotA2? Get ready for an hour of wasted time.
>>
reminder blizzard is faltering hard and can't make games that sell anymore lmao overmeme lmao memes of the meme
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>>127250808
that mannequin
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>>127255838
>wasted time.
More like enjoyable time fa m
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>>127255792
no q got nerfed to shit i dont get more than 1 before level 22
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>>127255838
>mfw Blizzard so desperate it has to hire people to shitpost on /d2g/
>>
At what MMR does Illuminate harass stop working?
>>
What can I play that just absolutely crushes everything? Really sick of just losing outright because of retarded team mates, I'll just become yet another retarded try hard like RTZ who spams the same op shit over and over and get 7k or something.
>>
What's the OD build this patch

aghs/refresher feels so tempting...
>>
you can't spell NEET without EE
lol

What a useless piece of shit

>>127256147
zet safelane
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>singsing
>good
pick one :^)
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>>127256161
lance scythe shard bkb
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>>127256147
It doesn't matter what you play, you're just bad
You won't win till you git gud
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>>127256213
0/10 m3wk, classic
>>
>steals bear
classic ourtour
>>
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
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>>127255838
Who do you think won this game?
>>
PogChamp
WutFace
TriHard
>>
>>127255792
ah yes, max overwhelming odds on the 7 minute blink&duel build

dont max the auto reset and attack speed abilities for the 7 minute blink&duel build
>>
>>127255838
If I wanted to play casual party games, I'd just play customs
>>
hoho! Imagine the outcome

+25
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>>127255549
>NEETs social anxiety prevents them from laning
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>>127256332
>implying tresdin doesnt save herself for a worthy man.

keep dreaming cuck
unless you look like axe she wont even look at you
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>>127256083
>>127256559
t. sub 3k mmr players
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>Fire Remnant no longer disjoints

Ember fixed?
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>quad kill rubick
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>>127256796
>implying tresdin doesnt save herself for a worthy horse

It's canon
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F A M
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rtc is such a pub lord

he should full time stream
>>
>lina has a less than 45% winrate in all brackets
when did it all go so wrong?
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>EE's viewer counts keep dropping as people realize the Superior Streamer is Live
>>
Every day I come on here and see people talking about "Semen Demons" and asking me who she is. Well, for me, it's Queen of Pain. I've always fantasized about Akasha's beautiful perfect ass. I wish I could've been the original king that summoned her. I can hardly even imagine the things she'd do. Maybe she'd tie me up and take off her stuffy red boots and force me to smell the aroma. Then, while I'm distracted, she'd give me a hard kick in the balls. "Aw, does that hurt?" She'd say to me even though the act already made me orgasm. Then she'd kiss me and use the aphrodesiacs in her saliva to make me hard again, only to kick me in the balls again. When she'd finally had enough, she'd shove me over and press her sweet ass against my face while shoving beads down my urethra. "How do you like this?" She'd ask me, and I'd reply with muffled groans. Because of a special ring she put around my cock I wouldn't even be able to cum until she allowed me to, until the sensations grew to be so strong that I'd writhe around in ecstasy. Every second she presses her ass against my face harder and harder and strokes my dick harder and harder until finally she rips the beads out and my manmilk spills everywhere.
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>>127257029
thank god,fuck that 1k pure dmg ult
>>
>>127257029
good riddance
>>
>>127257029
Why pick Lina when Pudge exists?
>>
There are people in this thread RIGHT NOW that unironically think RTZ is a bad player
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>>127257029
500 range euls
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>>127255838
Heroes is fucking Garbo.
The only actually fun hero to play is Muradin and they nerfed him so that he's only good at being a tank.
All the map gimmicks are bullshit and unfun and team exp is an awful mechanic.
>>
>ee afks in his lane like a retard
>feeds for no reason, repeatedly
>only wins in the end because the enemy team didn't pick carries
>>
Ironically.. i think this silencer is a subbie
>>
>>127257029
literally bad redditHook hero
>>
>>127257253
>watching EE when our guy is live playing good hero
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>>127253869
>~* be the change you wanna see in the world *~

Sorry I tried that for 2000 matches, didn't change shit.
>>
>LC continues to not be garbage in your pubs but everyones

>female
>lifesteal
>jungle
>autoattack
>free damage?

hero is such a retard magnet
>>
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you guys told me dota was dead

I said i only play dead games
>>
>>127257067
>manmilk
Fucking tumblr, I swear to god
>>
>>127256796
you do realize that women are not actually attracted to huge muscles
women love thin, lean men
>>
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>>127257392
roughly 25% drop in players since the start of 2015
>>
>RTZs stream
Are US pubs really THIS BAD?
People flaming each other before the match even starts, constant GG spam
Thank god I play on EU
>>
>>127257447

Nice generalisations. There is no one size fits all in attraction. Some guys are into BBWs even though they make me throw up in my mouth.
>>
Arteezy's stream has shown me that no matter how good you are at the game, everyone else on your team is a fucking retard or Peruvian (same thing basically)
>>
>>127257584
the only constant is you xd
>>
>>127257541
inspires me to play on us server honestly, looks like fun

yuro here
>>
>>127257541
Eurocuck who cant handle the bant.
>>
>>127257568
fetishes and other abnormal kinks do not count
but huge muscles attract more males than females
>>
>>127257528
>Lying on the internet
>>
>>127257541

>not liking dota bantz

fuck off back to the carebears, or better yet kill urself
>>
>>127257339
>>127257339
who is our guy?
>>
>>127257528
250k were just hatjew bots
>>
>tfw teammates are good, talkative and cooperative and we win the match against challenging opponents who congratulate us on the win

I don't get it, are all of you stuck in shadow pool or something? Sounds like you're playing a completely different game than me.
>>
I'm not and I never will be a cuck. But holy shit I want to fuck Shendelzare so badly. The thought of arousing her near some ironwood branches entices me so much. I would lay down some branches (for the stat bonus as well as the bedding) and go to work. Of course Shendelzare hesitates at first, after all she is so full of hatred that the idea of arousal probably never crosses her mind. But I persist through, and do my best to intoxicate her with pleasure. But soon I find that it's not working. At least, it doesn't look like it's working. All of my efforts are only making her more and more enraged. Finally, when she should be at the peak, nearing her climax, she throws me over the pile of branches and screeches. "SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" she yells, and I look down for a moment to see that my dick and balls are gone, replaced with a soft, velvety, puffy pussy! I look over at Shendelzare and on her I see my fully engorged penis and low-hanging ballsack. Although terrified, the situation arouses me even more, and I soon feel waterfalls flowing out of my new lovemaker. Shendelzare bends me over and hatefucks me in my pussy with my own dick, and I find a new pleasure I could've only ever dreamed of.
>>
>>127257775
CarTmaNzbs
>>
Why is Magnus so fucking shit?
>44% winrate and still going down
>>
>>127257794
I only play on Russia and mute everyone
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>>127257528
that's concurrent players you mong not uniques
>>
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>>127257351
it somehwat feels like the aghs has a niche purpose now
>>
How is techies beast master combo even balanced
>>
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>>127257727
http://steamcharts.com/app/570#1y
>>
>>127257894
because he's bad void and void is bad weaver but nothing makes sense in this game anymore
>>
>>127257979

because it involves techies
>>
>>127257979
what's the synergy again
>>
>>127256083
>no q got nerfed to shit i dont get more than 1 before level 22

It got buffed vs enemy heroes/illusions, which is what you should be using that skill on.
>>
>>127257954
i thought aghs would be good but instead everytime i dueled someone my team would BLOW all their shit on the guy i am dueling

mind you when dueling we dont take damage from any other source

yeah it was gg every time
>>
>>127257982
>http://steamcharts.com/app/570#1y
>That increment in the average count of every month of 2015 compared to 2014
Are you American by any chance?
>>
>>127257954
Aghs is fuckng SHIIETT now

I can't steal duel and gather damage as rubick now
>>
>>127258170
that's a nerf to rubrick not a nerf to the skill.
>>
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>if i jungle i can't lose a lane like i normally do
>>
>>127257954
it does, i don't think it's the best item and it removes any synergy you may have had with your team, but it has a use.

>>127258145
that's either your team being shit or you not properly telling them: "i have aghs, don't use shit on the person i'm dueling, it won't damage him.
>>
>>127258167
not even western hemisphere pham
>>
>>127257894
>Why is Magnus so fucking shit?

Are you for real? Magnus is very good now. His Empower is even more valuable now and with Aghs he can even give his ranged allies "cleave".
>>
>Still shit matchmaking
>New heroes is shit
>Another shit update
>Still a billion other problems that will never be addressed

I'd be playing LoL instead right now but i got my lvl 30 account permabanned by talking like I did in Dota.
>>
>EE already lost 3k viewers to RTZ
MY
FUCKING
SIDES

this autistic weeb only got viewers because nobody else was streaming
>>
>ee has more viewers than rtz
i guess that whole "consistent streaming matters a lot" thing is true
>>
>>127258367
good riddance
>>
>>127258367
just fuck off already
>>
>>127258438
>>127258458
LOL
>>
>MOBAs
>2016

I think this will be the year when FPSs finally claim their rightful position as the only competitive genre worth mentioning.
>>
>>127258367
>permabanned

Haha holy shit
I hope you didn't spend any money on it
>>
>>127258458
not for long kiddo
>>
>>127258559

Of course not
>>
>>127258059
Beastmaster uses hawk techies plants bombs
>>
US pubs make me want to kill my team then myself
>>
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>>127257794
what are these?
>>
holy shit,this song on rtzs stream, this meme is at least 10 years old
>>
>>127258548
mate cs go is already on decline and there is no good arena fps in sight.

unless you believe overwatch is going to carry the genre good look.
>>
>>127258438
ppd, waga, purge, click bait to rule, face it, envy is a popular streamer. Don't lie to yourself it's not good for you fa m
>>
>>127238324
Yeah this fucking shithole is so much fucking better, right ?
>>
>NA Dota
>>
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>>127258685
Limited Edition chinese cutes that came with very expensive hats
>>
>>127258693

>blizard in charge of a competitive game

Yea overwatch isn't going anywhere
>>
>>127258838
and euros will still say "you are the only constant"

NA teams are gamelosing, you can't do shit if this garbage happens and it happens nearly every game
>>
>>127258686
thats right up there with numa numa
>>
>>127256147
Chaos Nougat is a master of pubstomping. Just ult and rift the most dangerous member of the enemy team, stun the closest guy and kill him too, by now rift is back up so chase down a third if they try to run. Get a rampage if they try to stay and fight.

Just make sure you always kill the guy with cleave or massive AoE damage first.
>>
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>>127258548
>csgo going full autism when any change is made
>people getting bored of cod
>EA giving a fuck about their fps games being an esport
>overwatch having a shred of hope of being good
>>
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>>127258693
>memerwatch
Damn fpsfags are doomed
>>
>>127258548
if only CSGO wasnt ruined with all the stupid fucking cosmetics and the absolutely retarded changes to rifle spraying that came with the R8 patch
>>
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>>127258747
T1 Streamers : rtz, admiralbulldog
T2 Streamers : EE, ppd
T3 Streamers : ppd, purge

>rtz already within a few hundred of overtaking EE
>>
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>>127258686
ancient memes m8
>>
>>127258919
numa numa was more funny than anything twitch fags force on a daily basis
>>
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Didn't take long boys
>>
>>127258982
>CarTmaNzbs
>russian autism on top
lets switch to lol guys, ded gaem
>>
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>>127259197
>>
>>127258548
The only FPS game that's good is Quake, everything else is shit
>>
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>>127259058
>tfw no steamer spewing ancient memes for that untapped meme nostalgia

>>127259197
not many people like ees shitty music or his shitty choice in jorean hero lines
>>
>measuring a player's worth in their twitch numbers

A more wretched currency than twitch viewers does not exist
>>
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>>127259197
>watching either of them
>>
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>>127259274
?
>>
>>127259335
>"EE is popular"
- (You)
>stream viewers plummet like crazy as soon as rtz streams

?
>>
>>127235108
Pugna is cute, cute!
>>
>>127259407

poor mans quake
>>
>>127259469
>plummet like crazy
>still at 10k

where did the autistic weeaboo touch you?
>>
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>>127259336
>tfw I shot the sheriff
>>
what if dark seer could cast his ion shell on the ground?
>>
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>>127259576
>tfw i didnt shoot the deputy
>>
>>127259469
>You
Wrong, he still popular
>>
>/d2g/
>reposts and discusses reddit constantly
>decides 'our guy' based on twitch viewership

haha holy shit
>>
>>127259537
>muh quake

if there's so many people thirsty for a quake like game then why hasn't that free one taken off? You fucks just shitpost about quake, but don't play it.
>>
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>>127259571
>down 40% in under an hour
>i-it's not plummeting
?
>>
>>127259691
Hello 4chan.
>>
>>127259686
>damage control

EE has been taking advantage of the fact he's the only subhuman who streamed over holidays

his temporary peak is over my family
>>
>>127259691
>being le epic contrarian

>>>/v/
>>
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>>127259703
>"i'm totally not using misleading statistics!"
>"even tho it's only 4 viewers, on a stream with 10k+ viewers, I gotta make than number seem bigger somehow!"
>"w-what do you mean 'grasping at straws'?


this is why I don't watch twitch streams anymore. the mentally ill get too attached to their fucciboi.
>>
>>127259697
in 2011
>if there's so many people thirsty for a Dota like game then why hasn't that free one taken off?
>>
RTZ is just a boy having fun playing dota, EE is a weaboo fuck who spams a shit hero because he's solely attracted to fictional females
>>
does voids new thing effect orbs
>>
>>127259872
If he keeps this consistency, I don't think so, but who cares? Our guy is purge and if you aren't watching him you should go back to your containment site.
>>
>>127259983
>even tho it's only 4 viewers, on a stream with 10k+ viewers, I gotta make than number seem bigger somehow!"
?

are you brain damaged?

EE has lost many thousands already
>>
>>127259987
but dota has always been free?
>>
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>ee supposedly has a girlfriend
>he spends most of his time autistically spamming PA instead of being with her over the holidays
>>
SQUAT
>>
>>127259987
are you trying to imply wc3 dota wasn't extremely popular?it spawned hon,lol and dota 2, while every game being similar to quake has crashed and burned
>>
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rip 3pac
>>
>>127259995
>RTZ is just a boy having fun playing dota
>having fun playing dota
definitely not our guy

>EE is a weaboo fuck who spams a shit hero because he's solely attracted to fictional females
Yeah that sounds like our guy
>>
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EternalEnvy is an ersatz Arteezy
>>
>>127260039
>does voids new thing effect orbs

It affects
>activated skills with cooldowns
>passive skills with cooldowns
>items with cooldowns
It will add a stack of slow for each of these on cooldown.
>>
>>127258982
>someone saved my reaction image

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooou
>>
>>127260187
lol isn't similar to dota

HoN was a failure

dota 2 is literally dota
>>
>>127260227
Who was 3pac?
>>
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forced fifty is gonna hit arteezy in 5k anytime now right dotards?
>>
>>127260134
there's a reason hes broken
no sane man would be spamming PA like this
>>
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>>127260085
yes it's a typo, i meant 4k.

I thought you wouldn't need that explaining to you like most other people in here.
>>
Dotards how do you get a gf?
>>
>>127260230
>everyone is a ban evading animeNEET on d2g
?
>>
>>127260291
to the common faggot they are all the same

afaik hon only failed after a while due to s2 being retarded and dota 2 being announced
>>
>>127260359
Forced fifty doesn't affect pros and stacks you dumbshit
>>
whats that zai chune rtx is playing?
>>
arteezy stocks up
EE stocks plummeting
>>
>>127260419
money,confidence and looks
>>
>>127260291
>lol isn't similar to dota

They're both MOBAs Anon :^)
>>
>>127260586
What if I only have 2 of those?
>>
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>>127260569
>he still doesn't understand what 'plummeting' means but continues to use it
>>
>>127260586
all you need is looks though
>>
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another win in the book for the strongest jungle hero
>>
>>127260419
Reach 8K MMR
>>
im glad artour is streaming these laid back tunes and vintage films
>>
>>127260657
just add more money
>>
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>>127260704
>twitch viewer count damage control
>>
New thread when?
>>
>>127260717
HM, I think he go you non-lc-jungle-supporters, what now guys?
>>
>>127260717
redditors btfo
>>
>>127260419
>Dotards how do you get a gf?

Don't be a social fuckup.
Dress decently and shower daily.
Start a hobby where girls are present or online date.
Don't bring up gaming as a hobby when asked what your hobbies are.
>>
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real great rtz stream happening i'm really enjoying it
>>
>>127260887
>envy at 11 now
>up to 1k viewrs from your last report
He is popular friend, you can't deny that. And the first point was whether envy was popular or not, not the one who has more autists.
>>
>>127260335
a poet
>>
>>127260717
Congrats
Report back when you face good players
>>
>>127260717
>amongst the biggest feeders on the team
>carried by sf

Yeah, well done.
>>
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B T F O
T
F
O
>>
>>127261176
yeah there's a lot of redditors on twitch these days
>>
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>>127260717
>This guy is winning with Jungle LC
>Meanwhile I'm losing MMR with honest junglers like Enigma, getting 10 minute Mek+Arcanes and 18 minute blink while helping out mid and safe lane
>>
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>>127261758
>honest junglers
u hvin a giggle
>>
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>tfw playing Honest Jungle chen

>tfw most shitters are playing dishonest junglers like bloodseeker
>>
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>>127261758
>buying blink after mec+arcanes
On Enigma, blink should be the very first item you get after soul ring
>>
this is the best stream rtz's done desu
>>
>>127261928
>>127261864
>>127261758
what the FUCK is an honest jungler?
>>
>>127261758
>10 minute Mek+Arcanes and 18 minute blink
u wot m8
>>
what is carry abaddon core item build?
>>
>>127260284
>>passive skills with cooldowns

Are you sure?
I went into demo mode and it doesn't stop pause axe spins.
>>
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this zai shit is tripping me out
>>
>>127262093
dont be dishonest
>>
>>127262093
someone who doesn't tell lies while they're jungling

t. honest jungle enchantress
>>
>>127261959
>On Enigma, blink should be the very first item you get after soul ring

That is wrong you homongous retard. You will not be getting epic black holes pre 10 min into the match.
You get the mek to help your team with the pushes and teamfights early on, which is something Enigma happens to be good at.
>>
hey guys what honest items do you like building on your honest jungler?

also do you sometimes pool an honest bottle to your honest mid so he dishonestly wins mid?
>>
>>127262093
a jungler with good footsies
>>
>>127262243
>>127262243
New
>>
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>>127261287
>omg he died
>therefore he accomplished nothing and was carried

You're that guy who runs away early from teamfights, lets their team die 4v5 and at the end gripe about everyone's deaths huh
In even matches deaths happen you shitter
>>
>>127262276
Early
>>
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>>127262154
>Are you sure?
>>
>>127262154
Axe spin has no cooldown right? Its just a delay sort of
>>
>>127262413
The Wiki is wrong all the time now, I was asking if you've actually tried it and made it work. Because from my test it doesn't block passives.

>>127262587
No, it has a 0.3 second CD at max rank.
>>
How do I jungle abbadon?
>>
>>127263992
you do not
>>
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>>127262157
Is that Bodie in the green bowler?
>>
>ee gets himself and a teammate killed over a tier 2
>thinks its a good idea to try again
>>
LOL
>>
>>127256161
dragon lance, atos, octarine, moonshard

bkb as soon as needed (can be first item)
>>
>>127264209
Cmon. You can jungle abbadon, mid abbadon, support abbadon. Obviously you can jungle him too. Cmon, I need to prove my friend wrong.
>>
love me some dota
>>
>>127274704
Don't we all?
>>
>>127267186
Listen to your friend
>>
>>127282231
No.
>>
>>127282517
>>127282517
NEW THREAD
>>
hu11o
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