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Previous Thread: >>127233998
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
>tfw to shy, cute boy to dota with late at night, alternating between theorycrafting and flirting
Reminder that as of 186 hours ago we are living in the Pudge Meta
>playing honest offlane weaver, doing fine
>team gets shat on in every other lane, have to rotate to help them out
>they still manage to feed hardcore
>>omg he died
Feeding massively is not helping and shows poor decisionmaking and/or positioning.
The SF was 20-6-11. He was obviously the best player on your team and without him you would most likely have lost.
You shouldn't brag about getting carried.
>being this huge of a theoryshitter
Not the guy you think I am btw, I just get annoyed by people like you who don't actually play dota 2 and therefore have unrealistic ideas of how matches actually pan out
>The Wiki is wrong all the time now, I was asking if you've actually tried it and made it work. Because from my test it doesn't block passives.
Yes I have tested it. Go in and try it on Spirit Breaker for example. His bash will be locked on cd and he will be slowed.
If it doesn't work on Axe that is either a bug or an Axe exception.
There is no theoryshitting involved when he had the best KDA (by far), best gpm, best xpm, etc. on your team along with having the highest mmr (while it is using his team mmr, he is obviously of higher mmr than the rest of you judging by his performance).
Maybe it's time you woke up to reality. You were not the reason your team won.
Reminder to switch back to EE because he is in game now
>Maybe it's time you woke up to reality. You were not the reason your team won.
I love this, you're so assblasted I called you out on being some shitter who never plays you're just doubling down on being retarded
Have fun with that
Sometimes I like to think about Lina and Rylai's sibling rivalry. I think about it a lot actually. Where does it come from? I've come to the conclusion that Lina and Rylai were both in love with the same person at one point. They fought over him a lot, and eventually they decided to settle the matter once and for all. They pushed him over and pulled his pants down, revealing his throbbing 10 inch penis. Then they held a contest. Whoever could satisfy him better with their feet would get to have him. Was it going to be Lina's soft, hot feet, or Rylai's petite, cold feet? They took turns rubbing his towering member, Lina's hot feet thawing and Rylai's cold feet cooling it back down, until eventually they began fighting again. Now both feet were on him. The icy-hot double footjob was too much--he exploded and covered their feet with hot, sticky manmilk. Since both of them made him cum, they couldn't tell who the winner was, and they once again erupted into a fierce battle.
>mfw stomping with silencer
t. swedish cuckold
>I love this, you're so assblasted I called you out on being some shitter who never plays you're just doubling down on being retarded
Assblasted? I couldn't care less. I just find it amazing how inferior players pretend they didn't get carried when the facts are laid bare. Being delusional.
That is not how you actually get good at the game. But maybe that is your goal? If so, by all means carry on.
>EE about to fall into the 4 figures
the containment stream is dying
I'm here friend, don't want attention of these faggots
His base stats are really bad, and his skills very situational outside his ult.
I get WHY his stats are bad, since inevitably there's two of him, but they're really really bad. He needs better growths.
>ee is 1-3 as safelane carry with dickall farm
>runs away from fights without right clicking ONCE
>goes sny into aghs, when he obviously needs a bkb
and then he blames picks, blames invoker, blames supports, etc
He would be fine if his ult was always up. His ult is literally 2x scaling on all of his shit + his spells, which is busted.
Problem is that he is useless while his ult is down, it has like a 60% downtime. So you have 20 seconds to actually do something with your ulti, which doesnt give a lot of breathing room, and thus you have to resort to gimmicks.
Nah, his growths are fucking awful that's the main problem. His start is meh but his main problem is his lack of lategame use besides ratting.
The best early game in the world doesn't offset a terrible mid game and horrible late game. Plus he stats with 24 Strength and 24 Intelligence, so it's not that his starting stats are just horrible, but 1.8 agility growth is beyond mediocre, especially for an agility hero. Him only starting with 15 Agility makes it even worse.
>have plastic surgery to hide her chink looks
>still looks like shit
All that money can't fix her chink genes shaking my head
>actually go there
>needs an account to shit on threads
An absolute slaughter of unprecedented proportions
That's right! We anime fans need to stick together!
>EE literally mains waifus
>he can't even pick ones who are good heros/have good builds - like luna with aghs
>instead he picks heros who trip bad hero alerts like PA or VS
if I was EE I'd stop streaming after this game just out of embarassment of being vieweraped by rtz
What affects my decision on which elements I choose to focus on invoker? I usually go quas/exort, but that's obviously bad against heroes like enchantress. Also, does anybody use wex/exort? Because quas/exort and wex/quas seem to be the most popular. Wex/exort is the carry build, so if I had to guess, it's because people would rather play a real carry instead of invoker if they would go wex/exort.
Blizzard bought MLG. Have fun thinking about the implications of this.
No, Activision Blizzard bought it.
It means very little, the end result is MLG no longer exists, the major reason they probably bought what they did is because MLGs only success was CoD, shock and horror, an ActiBlizz game.
Twitch is never going to ban someone getting over 10k views regularly. Bulldog says racist and anti semitic shit in his streams daily and nobody gives a shit because he is popular.
>tfw no one fucks your throatpussy
>NEETs are this furious about their shitty low tier streamer getting BTFO by ourteezy
>Top "DOTA" streamer doesn't even stream DOTA
>RTZ picks Spectre
>NO ONE LANING AGAINST HIM
How the FUCK does this happen, If I pick that fucking hero I either have no lane support or a fucking duo lane with tusk running my ass down nonstop.
>solo pudge was going to feed fb
>suddenly has 4 kills
>decide to check out RTZ's stream
>has some music up
>it's a bunch of fags moaning with a retarded fat woman wailing in the background
What the fuck.
Ritsu did nothing wrong
Beesa truly is special. If he lived closer to me we'd definitely be best friends. Or more.
>watch how this fed hero who got free 4200 wipes the enemy team
Even though I never commented on zai's stream it says I'm permanently banned
You have to be pro player for that to happen.
They will be scared shittless of ever approaching you and you win your lane by default most of the time.
Watch some pro offlaners stream once in a while and you'll see how they basically let him have his way since they are scared of him
>Banning someone for being a retard in twitch chat
So do old accounts just become cancer and unplayable? My account with 3k+ games used to have 4.5k mmr, now it's 3.5k and I get low priority after 2-3 games guaranteed. I made an alt account and I'm up to 5.1k, I don't have constant trolling or griefing team and I've yet to get low priority.
Is there a way to reset my main account or transfer all my items to my new account?
This is also true. It's a deceptively simple little game but it's great for what it is. People trumpeting it as the second coming are idiots.
Give it a play, it took me 8 hours to do everything
I wasn't too much of a bitch niggato do, and I ended the game feeling very satisfied. I don't plan on returning to play it ever again, and that's a good thing, honestly.
Few games make me feel that good about finishing them, it's the only one that's made me feel good about never wanting to replay it.
That's UNᗡƎЯTALE, it's a mod of it.
It's not the same engine so it manages to hit a stable 60 fps.
>Is there a way to transfer all my items to my new account?
>Reset my main account
Goddamn no, I wish. I suffered the same thing you did.
>transfer all my items to my new account
Yes, just add that account to your own and trade using one account logged into a web browser and the other logged in on Steam, you'll have to have the account certified with Steam Guard though and new accounts also need a minimum of $5 spent with a valid credit/debit card in order to access the Steam Market.
>that feel when three man shit stacks
you think that just because you play together you won't be absolute fucking garbage
is that what you think
Venge is cute!
I'm going to marry Shendelzare!
>Try playing unraked in US East
>5 out of 5 games I got matched with 3 man stacks
/tv/ hates tdkr because it's popular? That's kind of stupid, it's fucking Batman. Of course it's going to be popular
If BSJ is smart enough to be a biomedical engineer, why is his game awareness so bad?
Anyone here going to try out for the open qualifiers?
why are all dota players, pros, and even personalities, so autistic?
>Ash only caught snorlax because it used rest and was asleep
>Pokemon streamer has more views than Envy
Good Games to watch at AGDQ2016:
Total Good Game Count : 24
4:35pm - Kirby 64
7:05pm - Diddy Kong Racing
7:45pm - Super Mario Kart
8:30pm - Super Mario 64
5:40pm - Half-Life 2
7:45pm - Portal 2
5:30pm - Kaizo Mario Bros. 3
6:40pm - Super Mario Maker
8:20pm - Super Mario World
12:50pm - Super Punch-Out!!
1:20pm - Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!
2:10pm - Mirror's Edge
8:10pm - Halo 4
10:20pm - Paper Mario
9:20am - Diablo
9:55am - Diablo II: Lord of Destruction
12:00pm - Pokemon Yellow
7:10pm - Super Mario Bros
7:35pm - Super Mario Bros. 2.
8:00pm - OOT Master Quest
10:10pm - Majora's Mask
2:50pm - TASBOT
4:10PM - LTTP
6:55pm - Super Metroid.
>in case you're wondering why the thread is dead over the next week.
since Techies is completely viable in 6.86, why aren't you playing him boys?
I literally only recognize four of these heroes, and one is entirely because of the blue hand on SS.
I don't know who the guy in the front is supposed to be, I have no idea who the guy with claw hands is, and who's the guy holding Sand King? Tiny? Who the fuck is SS fighting?
If that's supposed to be Lina why does she have elf ears?
>everyone on 4chan was watching mandrama
>nobody said anything
>the only two sports that white people can compete in are gay sex on a mat and scripted fighting
>meanwhile Boxing is dominated by Blacks
Top cuck senpaitachi
>>american education is bad
It is. Just because some people come and study at certain universities or research centers doesn't mean that your average student is well educated.
Same deal with taking a drivers licence, becoming a police officer, etc. Not strict or demanding at all compared to many other countries.
People make fun of how uneducated americans are for a reason, you know. Maybe cut back on the nationalism and wake up to reality.
>Walt won't give Jessie his drug money because he knows Jessie will get himself killed
>Jessie`s girlfriend blackmails Walt for it
>overdoses herself right after
Why can't women ever do anything right?
you're a fucking mongoloid if you think that this says anything.
shit studies like the one you posted just have one state for obesity. which means someone with 1 kilo overweight is seen as just as obese as someone with 50 kilos overweight.
There's a negative correlation between poverty rates and violence rates actually. Poor whites have a significantly lower violent crime rate than poor hispanics, and poor whites and hispanics both have a significantly lower violence rate than blacks of lower and middle economic status.
His new name should've been "Outworld Destroyer"
Devourer is a dumb fucking word
similarly Pit Lord should be Abyssal Lord, not Abyssal Underlord
the "under" is fucking redundant as hell
Is mana leak really mediocre, or is it just overshadowed by kotl's other skills? Or is it because mana leak isn't as useful until you get force staff?
Does anyone know the link to the anime announcer pack for Dota Reborn?
It has voices like Kongou and Misaka Mikoto, who will shout voice lines when you get Triple Kills or First Blood, like "ganbare" and so forth.
>title is Underlord
>NO JUST CALL HIM LORD, THAT'S REDUNDANT
Titles are supposed to be redundant. That's why they're titles.
Also OD doesn't destroy worlds, he protects them, and Outworld Destroyer kind of implies this. He devours [intelligence] which is why Devourer makes sense despite how you might at first think Devourer refers to worlds.
So it makes perfect sense when you actually look at the character and what he does, while destroyer doesn't relate to what he does in any real way, which would lead to him being actually incorrectly named.
Not only does anime make you worse at dota, it makes you worse at streaming.
Then your carry kills them while they stand still and can't run.
Or you used Mana leak at a bad time where the enemy wasn't actually in any danger even if you all in'd him. In which case don't do that.
Mana leak is to
1. Harass when they try to last hit
2. Prevent them from escaping when you gank
3. Prevent them from chasing to save yourself and/or others
>Outworld Destroyer kind of implies this
no it doesn't, it implies he's a destroyer from the outworld
>Titles are supposed to be redundant. That's why they're titles.
yeah but it's redundant inside the title itself
it's like if LC was called "General Commander"
or if bloodseeker was "Bloody Bloodseeker"
centaur's name too was unnecessarily complicated
No it isn't.
>a lot of people think something so it must be true!
The other is
>a lot of people think something for good reason
The first does not have to have any backing or anything. People can simply think something.
The second one is people believing something for good reasons, as in it logically makes sense.
Americans being poorly educated isn't some myth. Not only do they in general speak fewer languages than most, but every single aspect of the education is lacking, especially when it comes to the rest of the world.
When I studied abroad in america it was quite staggering to see how poorly educated people actually were across the country (and I'm not talking shit like Texas or Alabama here).
valve was trying not to shy away from every heroes original design without triggering valve
his original name was obsidian destroyer, dont you think outworld destroyer was the closest thing to that design. even if its just a name
>thinking nature profit is "prophet"
who standard is just >25 kg/m2 for overweight and >30 kg/m2 for obese you retard. same shit applies here.
also, even if you go by the who standard, europe in not even remotely near the rates of burger obesity
He wasn't involved actually.
Nature's Prophet, Kunkka, Zeus, Sven, Slardar
Spirit Breaker, Venomancer, Pudge, Lycan, Keeper of the Light
It's pretty clear why they lost despite having the XP advantage throughout the game.
>get 4 peruvians
>intentionally feed from the start so we lose
>enemy team gets confused by this and focuses me in everyteamfight despite the fact im 0/30
>my team wipes them and we win
? what the fuck
Either you had really good players on your team, or the enemy team was really bad. Did they all go mid to feed off of you? The gold and experience is shared, so it's not really that big.
something tells me that post personally triggered you for some reason.
If you're playing with friends theres no reason to have a garbage team composition, lol. That just makes the game less fun for everyone...
Not including the
hoodies and chaos knight shirt
thought it would be more desu
how the fuck do you spend $2k on this game
>Not only do they in general speak fewer languages than most
Have you ever considered the possibility that the reason for that is that there are perhaps 6 major languages spoken in all of the Americas? And have you noticed people tend to be bilingual in places that are in close proximity to countries that speak other languages?
It's almost as if the amount of languages one speaks has little to no relevance to how well educated someone is and that people have little reason to learn a different language when everyone within 4000 kilometers of you speaks the same language. Almost
>Pick anti mage
>Start farming like an anti mage
>Get that delicious 10 cs per minute
>Get six slotted by 30 minutes
>"alright team time to group up and push"
>but they're all dead
>while I was farming, my team fed them the whole game giving them gpm similar to mine despite my creep score being on point
>tfw we lose the game despite my beautiful farming prowess
what the fuck are you supposed to do in this situation la
>If you're playing with friends theres no reason to have a garbage team composition, lol
I'm getting the impression that you're actually autistic and have no idea how these things work, but I'll explain it for you.
People that play in groups together do not automatically tryhard. maybe some are just shitters, but most don't care.
If you ever see people in a group in any online game, do not automatically assume that this is some kind of well coordinated team that solely plays to win.
>even if you go by the who standard, europe in not even remotely near the rates of burger obesity
except for the countries I mentioned and countries like Italy and Greece where childhood obesity is a worse problem than in the united states right?
>It's almost as if the amount of languages one speaks has little to no relevance to how well educated someone is
So someone that can speak 1 or 2 languages is just as educated as someone that can speak 3 or more languages?
Yeah, makes sense.
This patch does not favor ricing at all. If you want to play carries you need to play the ones that have some early game impact and can participate in teamfights from 8-10 minutes in.
>post says "not only"
>you focus on this one thing despite this
Let me guess, you're american?
>tfw your waifu is the most viable waifu in the game
feels good /d2g/
>Runner up:Misery ...for his more than fantastic comeback in the offlane role where he shines since he joined Team Secret
Oh sorry, I should have focused on his wonderfully detailed statements such as "every single aspect of it is lacking" or his personal experiences which he actually didn't expand upon or even state.
no nigger, you mentioned uk and germany and both are well below burger obesity rates, even though the brits are fat as fuck.
and now you're moving goalposts, as greece stands out so much it's not even funny.
so if you say that burger are just as fat as people from western european countries, then in reality you're just saying you're just as fat as the greek, nothing else.
And if you look at europe as a whole it's even more laughable.
anyone near 3k/4k party trying to be steam bfs? We can exchange lewd pics and queue all night, it'll be really fun. I'll give you lots of attention...I can queue on USE USW and EUW. Pls be white. Post ID if this interests you...
I had a lot of fun playing dota today
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What is it about this game that attracts non-english speaking players that act like children the second anything goes remotely wrong?
It's it just a hold over from WC3 Dota where poors played it because they couldn't run anything else?
Ember spirit was in this game for years. I agree though, the hero is the pinnacle of OP, lategame there isn't much you can do vs a farmed ember except hope he messes up and feeds rapiers.
>ember is fun to play
>I, however, do not enjoy playing against this hero
>that means that the hero Is LoL-worthy (League of Legends, a game company that is known for balancing around how average players feel about playing against certain type of heroes in their average pubs, also known as 'toxic' heroes)
delicious, delicious lol-babby tears. you mad riot hasn't given you sandbox and a half decent client yet? atleast reborn isn't 7 fucking years old.
I understand that but I'm kind of autistic about who I'll flirt and trade pix with. Like if they have gay steam groups or really garbage showcases or pornography on their profile. If I post my ID then I get degenerates adding me, instead of just filtering through people who post theres and adding 1 or 2 that I really like.
A lot less cuties on d2g anymore though...
>enemy team is down three heroes
>no one pushes
>no one roshes
>they hit the jungles
>the very moment the enemy team respawns
>They go for rosh
does common sense just fucking elude these people?
Sorry dude but I really enjoy flirting with people on steam and trading pictures and playing games with them. Its just an addiction. Real life relationships somehow just aren't as satisfying.
I've actually posted my pics on /soc/ before because I always felt pretty ugly and thought my ex was only with me because of the age gap. I got quite a few replies and most people thought I looked OK in the face but many of them didn't like that I had long hair because it looked too "feminine" but that isn't a serious complaint for me.
But theres no way for people to know that so I guess there isn't any reason for people to add me. But I get a few guys every now and then doing this which definitely makes it worth it because I seriously yearn for companionship and theres lots of cute clingy people here.
>Blink into NP's sprout as slardar
>Attack him twice
>Get pushed out by nothing
>If a player can do VERY WELL he can never lose
WOW shocking truth
at least i dont bitch about it like the fucking pussy you are
You should still lose MMR, but you should lose less if you do well in a game.
The problem is then how do you judge that. How do you judge a loser as doing well?
Judge his k/d? GPM? Kill participation? Total team healing?
No matter what you do you're making it biased towards a group, and more than likely it'll be towards the carry and not the support. Maybe a good support enabled his shitter carry to go crazy and the carry got a ton of kills, but the good support died a shitton saving the carry in his place by body blocking or getting in front of a slark pounce to save the 20hp idiot who tried to 1v3. Or if we judge of team healing then a support who keeps relentlessly feeding and solo deepwarding and getting killed who just spams out heals when it's off cooldown gets a reward he doesn't deserve.
To judge something like that you'd need a human judge, and even if valve had the money to hire a spectator for every single dota game for now and forever they wouldn't.
>walk to the 0 minute bounty rune
I'm not sure? I'm pretty tall but also pretty thin, and I shave all my body hair. My shoulders are kind of wide tho. All in all I would say I'm not ugly though and maybe even average/above average?