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What nationality is she

When the hell are we getting her!?

>>389516052
Dobbsonese

>>389419327
Waifushit and generally due to the braindead state weebs exist in.
These people will shit on games like Clash of Clans and Game of War but defend mobages.

>>389419327
Brave exvius is better.

It has the same shit rates but it actually has depth and gameplay.

I actually think it has worse rates.

>>389419327

I just log in for quartz and tickets. I dont even give a shit anymore. Went back to normie games like DBZ Dokkan Battle, and watching Super every Sunday. Also gave up on Apocrypha since its trash.

>Believing sour grapes
New to /v/?

I have the gear vr, when I use it I get a headache, it ruins my vision, makes it blurry and my eyes hurt, for the next 3-4 days, and I dream in blurriness. Anyone else got this problem?

>>389515120
>Which headset is worth the investment?
Rift. Better headstrap, better controllers, way cheaper.

Also, don't let the headphones fool you- they put out the best audio I've heard outside of a movie theater.

>>389419203
That's one shitty fetish.

Go be a faggot somewhere else.

>>389419203
>WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN FAGGOT
What was his problem?

Homosexuality is a sin against God more than it has anything to do with secular society.

portal 2 if you are dumb like me

Shrek 2 for the fucking Gamecube.

none coop is dead

>>389418484
Obsidian

CDPR

>>389418484
Essentially every once good developer is dead now. It's undeniable. Name me one once legendary company still holding onto their legendary status.

>>389418259
>different platforms
>multiple skill levels
>spread across ranked, quick play, arcade and custom games.
Its also getting less popular but Blizz isn't helping by dividing the playerbase.

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>>389418259
I dunno if they fixed it yet. But people were giving bad rep scores to people that beat them in OW on Xbox regardless of behavior. And it was essentially exiling people from the game. (30+ min wait times etc) Xbox themselves said they were going to work on it because it was effecting other games like Dead by Daylight and a bunch of others. So there is that.

I just want to play Payload alone (fuck koth) but Blizzard wouldnt want that.

>>389418230
Undertale

BotW

>>389418230
HE

>BMX XXX
>released uncensored on Gamecube
Even Nintendo didnt give a shit about that one

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>The Maiden Rape Assault: Violent Semen Inferno

>>389417668
>you can stream Demonophobia on twitch
>you can stream Starless on twitch
>you cannot stream Second Life on twitch

wew

>>389417121
I think it's theoretically possible for a sufficiently observant and thoughtful person to be a good game critic without actually being skilled but probably not something you'd ever actually see.

The best reviewers should generally:
> have some fucking brains, be articulate and not have any noticeable personality or hygiene issues
> have a broad body of gaming knowledge, ideally in the genre and series in particular
> have a bit of skill
> be able to clearly relate observations about a reviewed game to readers/viewers of varying levels of familiarity with the genre, introducing key concepts in a natural and unobtrusive way

However, most people with these sets of talents won't waste their time in vidya "journalism".

Skills like reflexes don't matter at all, but they need to be smart enough to quickly learn gameplay mechanics and how they work with the game.

Reviewers these days don't even get 2 hours into the games they review nowadays, so it really doesn't matter.

As long as they can differentiate the games shortcomings from their own it's not really a problem. Though I dont see how you cant even be half decent when you play them for a living?

I dont know about you guys but at this point a sort of baseline skill level pretty much transfers to every game I play once I figure out what the button/key layout is, unless it's something totally new to me. I can't imagine how the fuck a video game journalist can struggle with something so familiar as a 2D platformer.

Fun!

It's no use!

Greatness, tbqh

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LOL

>>388734807
The Dedede panel is enough to make me laugh.

>>388734807
>Leaving out the "One time" panel out despite making the edit funnier.

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Horse armor

>>389416387
But how would it look in-palace

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>palace is a mountaim you have to climb
>it can't be climbed
> to climb up you have to steal Todd's horse but pay extra for it's armor then ride the horse up a 90 degree angle to the treasure
>it's a chessboard

>>389514730
What game?

>>389514783
Boku no Pico

>>389514730
She is perfection, but the problem is that she is too perfect it sucks.

>>389415684
How did he put those pants on with no arms?

>>389415808

His wife put them on for him.

>>389415808
Who nose?