Why does /v/ hate Yumi so much?

>>389514730
What game?

>>389514783
Boku no Pico

>>389514730
She is perfection, but the problem is that she is too perfect it sucks.

>>389514730
she became popular, people upset no one likes the character they like

We don't, she saved the Senran Kagura franchise.

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>>389514730
DISGUSTING
BRAPPING
WHORE

>>389515057
Delete this image

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>>389515149
DELETE YOUR EXISTENCE
YOUR WIFE IS A SCAR UPON THE EARTH AND AND THE WOUND NEEDS TO BE FILLED WITH SAAAAAAAALT

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>>389515149
Your waifu a shit. SHIIIIT

>>389514783
Senran Kagura Shinovi Versus

>>389515235
where's the pacifier

>>389515219
>>389515235
She saved the franchise. Senran Kagura wouldn't exist anymore if it wasn't for her.

>>389514730
i thought we loved her!

>>389514730
dumb babu

Yumi's the martyr for everything that's gone even debatably wrong with the series.

Because she became popular to the extent that she gets more focus and attention than the other girls.

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>>389515335
Saving is something heroes do, Yumi is the villain. Silly anon.

>>389515540
Delete it

>>389515335

It'd still exist, expectations were never high for this series.

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>>389515540

Why did the new mobile game nerf everyone's breasts?

I love her because of babu.

It's my fetish!

People who dislike Yumi should end their miserable lives. Please stop living Yumi haters

>>389514730
she poops in diapers

>>389516441
What's wrong with that

>>389516002
t. Takeshi

>>389516002
When I was 18... 18 years old, I saw for the first time in my life... I saw an image of clarity. I saw a comic strip... a three panel comic strip that, though simple as it seemed, changed me... changed my being, changed who I am... Made me who I am...

Enlightened me...

The strip, Garfield, the comic strip was new... no more than maybe a month and a half since inception, since... since coming into existence... and there it was before me in print, I saw it... a comic strip... What was it called?

Garfield.

The story here is of a man, a plain man. He is Jon, but he is more than that... I will get to this later, but first let us say that he's Jon, a plain man.

And then there is a cat... Garfield.

This is the nature of the world, here. When I see the world, the politics, the future, the... the satellites in space, and... the people who put them there...

You can look at everything as a man and a cat... two beings, in harmony and at war...

So, this strip I saw; this man, Jon, and the cat, Garfield, you see...

Yes... hmm...

It is about everything. This... little comic is, oh, lo and behold... not so little anymore.

So yes, when I was 18, I saw this comic... and it hit me all at once, its power. I clipped it, and every day, I looked at it, and I said "Okay... let me look at this here. What is this doing to me? Why is this so powerful?"

Jon Arbuckle, he sits here, legs crossed... comfortable in his home, and he reads his newspaper... The news of the world, perhaps... and then he extends his fingers lightly, delicately... he taps his fingers on an end table, and he feels for something...

What is it? It is something he needs, but it is not there.

And then he looks up, slightly cockeyed, and he thinks... His newspaper's in his lap now, and he thinks this...

Now where could my pipe be?

>>389516508

Who is Takeshi? Do you mean Takaki? Is Takaki even that big of a Yumifag himself?

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Please stop talking about my wife like this. She's a good girl who does her best for her school.

>>389516896
I want to make Yumi poop her diapers for school!

>>389514730
What's her cup size?

>>389517090

Yumi-cup

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Hate her if you want, she is still sexy. Would wife

>>389517090
B92-W56-H84

>>389516730
He was a Hibarifag, then a Kagurafag, then a Murasakifag.

>>389516002
just ignore them and enjoy yumi, she is not going anywhere

>>389514730
boring yamato nadeshiko

>>389515275
Faggot

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>>389514730
I personally don't, but they need to handle who's in the art better and take care of the writing so it doesn't make it look like they're biased towards her to the point of it seeming like a bad joke to others. I'm very well aware of her popularity but they don't really need to shove her or Yomi into a picture with a girl who doesn't get very much art in comparison like Yagyuu or even Shiki, just give the other some time in the spotlight to shine as well.

>>389517090
Japanese G-cup.

>>389515275
Did you type that with a spoon too?

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Yumi is a fine MC, nobody hates her

>>389515346
Who needs boobs when an ass like this exists

>>389514730

I can't speak for /a/, but I could understand why some Asukafags (if they even exist) might not be too fond of her.

>>389515020
This.

>>389514730
It's because a lot of people adore her.

>>389517131
Does she seriously not wear any underwear?

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>>389518560
She's a stupid babu slut.

>>389518923

Dem titties look like they could hold a babu each.

>>389518923
A-anon, please source me! I need to cum to babu!

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>>389514730
shes forced hard in the games and it makes no sense. like you even see anime posters in-game in the game she first appeared in.
her popularity might be faked to trick retards into liking her.
its some sort of meta marketing.

>>389518923
Look a those babs

>>389518923
wew lad

>>389514730
Her voice makes my dick diamonds

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what boards do senran kagura porn get posted on? /h/? /d/? /u/?

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I don't like babies, only grow ups like Minori.

>>389519083
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3868041

>>389519526
I should have noticed the paci was shittily edited it. Now I want to die.

>>389519526
That ain't right

>>389519306
I would assume you just have to make a Senran thread on one of those boards to get the lewds.I don't think SK threads are a regular occurrence.

>>389515335
>saved
It was fine until Yumi held it hostage.

>>389520184
She saved it from mass destruction

>>389520239
She really didn't. All she did was make the series more popular in a niche series that was already easy and really cheap to produce.

>>389519508

Minori is only good for eating obscene amounts of sweets and becoming the fattest Senran.

>>389520363
She saved it okay?

>>389520524
No, she did not.

SK should've after with Shinovi Versus.

>>389520610
She saved it. Why won't you accept the truth?

>>389520814
Continued? It did.

>>389520850
>Why won't you accept the truth?
Because its not the truth in the slightest.

>>389514730
Is that an ingame screenshot? It looks more like an actual anime than a game in that pic, really well done

uh... this game sucks..?

>>389519526
nice

>>389520814

SV didn't need to happen, I'd rather see 2 get a sequel where Hanzo and Crimson shatter the old notion of good and evil shinobi and usher in their own generational ideology, presumably through defeating Shin. 2's ending kind of hinted at that, and while it inevitably would be "friendship is power" bullshit I'd take that over the bloated cast of the Versus games any day. Who knows though, 7 could still be that.

>>389521260
Excuse me?

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>>389521260

Say that to my face and not online and see what happens.

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Because /v/ hates perfection.
Yumi is best girl.

>>389519526
Fitting for a slut like her

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What is the best, most fanservicey senran game?

>>389521778
Probably PBS since you use waterguns to squirt on girls.

>>389521778

Most fanservicey is probably SV or EV but the BEST fanservice is SK2 IMO. Then again, SK2 has a breast slider which is a dream come true for someone with a breast expansion fetish. But I digress, I think the best overall game is also SK2 - all of them are notably flawed and SK2 is no exception but there was a level of love and attention put into it that the other titles simply didn't get. It really does feel like they tried a little harder to make something good with SK2.

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>>389521852
Peach Beach Splash unless you aren't into third person shooters.

>>389519306
I've seen threads on /e/ but they are terrible and you are better off just doing an image search on whatever porn sites you favor. The official art is better even when they are fully clothed than what /e/ thinks is good.

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>>389521467
this game suchs....

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>>389522179

He did it, the absolute madman.

>>389522179
Take it back fucker

>>389517423
Thiccer

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I am going to marry this country bumpkin.

>>389522816
But she's going to marry me

>>389522816
>>389523691
but she already married me

>>389521936
>>389521852
I bought bon appetit but man do I wish I woulda get a different one. What is SK2 available for? I only have a PS4 and pc, so Beach Splash is on the list.

Is this more fanservicy than Neptunia?

>>389523974
Estival Versus is on PS4 so you could get that one too.

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>>389523974
SK2 is 3DS only but Burst is getting the PS4 treatment sometime soon.

How fanservicey does Nep get?

>>389514730
If she had long hair she would be great

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>>389523974
Estival Versus and Shinovi Versus are both on steam and PS4 now

>>389524161
They do get naked technically in nep

>complaining about blatant waifufag pandering in a series that sold itself on waifushit
I don't understand it, either

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>>389524285
Do you see it or does a 2d cutout that is dressed in their normal clothing appear above a block of text that says "oh no! i'm nude!'?

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>>389524687
It's shit like this

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>>389524848
Thats about as lewd as senran gets without modding out the lightbars and posing them in the dressing room. You can set up some raunchy stuff in there though.

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>>389525461
Yugi posters should probably stop. I've noticed that trying to cause negative events by summoning gets almost always fails, it's like negative karma.

>>389525564

I want to boop Asuka and fluff Homura's hair.

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>>389525841
Booping a girl is surprisingly satisfying. Squishy noses are cute.

>>389524848
Big Nep is a sexy miracle

>>389526150
Very true

>>389525985

The best part is the reaction, it's always just a little different with each girl.

>>389523756
It seems like we have a slut on our hands

>>389527086

Hardly. There was 12 minutes of silence in that set of posts. Obviously she married me in that timeframe. You can do a lot of things in 12 minutes.

>>389517990
>Asukafags
>non-existant
For real?

>>389527557

Hell no, Asuka's vanilla but she's like actual vanilla, with flavor and all that. Safe but reliable pick, not to mention cute as all hell.

>>389527351
Why is she marrying so many anons?

>>389528021

She isn't.

>>389528096
How do you know?

>>389528131

Why would I not know? She married me.

>>389528168
and me

>>389528335

No, just me.

>>389515324
in her butte

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I never married her but Yozakura lets me stick it in her pooper.

>>389528490
I'd suck on that paci.

>>389528527

Neither me nor her recall this happening.

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While you fags fight over Yozakura I'll be marrying the best girl in this whole series

>>389528678

I wish you a happy and fruitful marriage.

>>389528392
and also me
>>389528678
Pfft

>>389528712
Thank you anon

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>>389514730

>have a nice game with reasonable amount of fanservice, decent story and great characters. The amount of characters is perfect, each girl gets plenty of time to develop her story and to interact with others
>a spinoff is released, adding more characters, including Yumi, the story is shit, the characters don't get enough screentime or development or interactions, but that's okay, after all it's just a spinoff
>second mainline game is released, even though it's good it sells like shit because it does not have Yumi
>second spinoff is released, the story is slightly less retarded than in first spinoff (but is still bad), most characters (except Yumi of course) still get no development or interactions on a bigger scale, even more shitty, one-dimensional girls with no backstory are added. Even though ultimately the game is shit it sells well because it has Yumi and Japan loves Yumi.
>because of that producer decides to kill off mainline games, the story in main games is now considered over (even though no conclusion was made), spinoffs are now considered canon
>new game gets announced, this time they threw any story out of the window, went with """"ancient ninja water tournament"""" because who gives a fuck, the game will sell anyway. Yumi gets overpromoted.
>remaster of first game announced, Yumi addition rumored

>>389515051
>""""saved""""

>>389528730

Whatever you want to believe, I suppose.

>>389528783
The remaster would fail if Yumi wasn't in it.

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>>389528835
And this is exactly why I hate her.

>>389528874
Love her*

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>>389528897
no

She has the personality of cardboard.

>>389528913
I don't understand.

>>389528982
That's why she's popular there. Nips like a girl they can project the mental image of perfection onto. Having her own personality would get in the way of that.

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Change the babu

>>389527640
I know a girl in my class that looks like a brown Asuka, she's cute as heck with those big tits. Shame she has abs.

>>389517904
But she doesn't have a ass nor do any senrans. They just use drawing angle tricks to make it look big.

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>>389529253
>Shame she has abs
>Shame

>>389529253

>Shame she has abs.

Why's that a shame?

>>389529289

In-game models don't. I'm sure models matching their measurements would be made if they had more of a budget. Takaki's probably savvy to that sort of thing.

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I'm going to marry Yumi!

>>389529432

i wish you well in the battle against the Japanese fanbase.

>>389529253
>brown Asuka
abs or not you have to tap that

>>389529253
>>>/lgtb/

>>389528783
>EV
but Hebijo, Mikarugas and even the other Gessen girls got more time than Yumi. There were just as many chapters dedicated to the retarded love triangle between Hibari , Haruka and Yagyu as there was to Yumi.

>>389529354
Doubt budget is a issue for them much. They just know they can reuse all the assets every year for every title they release for so little work. He knows the series is a cash cow to them for so little work they put in.

>>389529220
I wish I was the babu.

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Best girl

>>389529813
>girl

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>>389529813
soft girl

>>389529339
>>389529354
>>389529498
>>389529562
Sorry but I just don't find abs attractive. I like a little bit of fat on my women

>>389530013

Same here, prefer it even, but I like both.

>>389529813
cute boi

>>389514730
No, I love her <3
Best Gril !!!

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>>389530013
>not knowing about strongfat
found the gay

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>>389529813
>>389529951

What a hunk.

>>389530289
There's no such thing in real life you dumb weeb

>>389529951
soft boobs!

>>389530289

The only downside to strongfat is that it's a plane of perfection that is nigh unattainable IRL. Well, unless you're dating a sumo wrestler or something.

>>389529810
You might be on the wrong board anon

>>389530695
What board would you suggest?

>>389530826

Not that anon but maybe /trash/? I dunno, can't hurt to at least try.

>>389530993
I'm scared they'll think i'm gross.

>>389531158

m8, it's /trash/. It's basically /d/ but with even more mutually assured degeneracy. If they won't accept you there, nowhere else on this site will. That, or they'll direct you to a more relevant board that I can't think of.

>>389531158
I'm sure they'll be very accepting

Senran is obviously /e/ you dumbos

>>389531748

I dunno, it has like 6 games under its belt at this point.

>>389531748
bait

>>389530013
>not finding abs attractive
I didn't think I would see taste so shit

>>389514730
They don't. They say they do so people post it. It's pretty obvious, anon.

>>389515564
How is she the villain?

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>4 days

>>389534130
I love these new outfits

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Underrated girl

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>>389534130
Interesting rabbit on Hibari there.

>>389535083
What the hell is going there?

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>>389535430
the rabbit is hanging on as she drops for the ground pound

>>389535592
>big butt go BOOM
I'm not sure that's how butts work

I want to marry and start a family with Asuka.

>>389536951
How would you woo her?