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I just got this along with a copy of Splatoon 2 yesterday, this thing is fucking amazing. What the hell is wrong with all of you?
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>>384974435
that they are still sold out everywhere around me
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>>384974435
we're all autistic manchildren and can't tolerate people who have different preferences than us, even when our preferences is based on preconceived notions rather than actual experience.
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>>384974435
Really ? You're "amazed " by the switch? It's a piece of shit less advanced than a PS3 ffs
I know this gets thrown around a lot here but legit kill yourself
You'd prolly shit yourself if you saw a modern high end Pc if you find the switch amazing
God I hate you morons, so tired of this place desu
>never played a first person shooter in my life
>decide to give the new Doom game a shot
>I love it
>I can't believe how much fun I had playing it
>decide to try out other games of the genre
>try Bioshock
>I don't like it, don't get far
>try Modern Warfare
>I don't like it, don't get far
I think I may have been spoiled. Doom is just so perfect.
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Never got to try it yet myself, but it looks fun and I have heard good things.
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Try Painkiller or Serious Sam. They are a bit like Doom, in that it's just you against a shitload of enemies.
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>>384975148
I went in with huge doubts, but I actually really loved it. There were only a few parts that I had trouble with, which is what I was nervous about having not played any first person shooters before. I played on normal difficulty, and I thought it was a really decent challenge. Although the final boss is maybe only the third or fourth hardest fight in the game.
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>'Take what you have learned. Show the world what is happening here. Wake them up. Broadcast the truth, before there is no one left to listen.'
>Door banging.
>'It seems we have both run out of time. Good luck, Commander.'
God fucking damn it. Manly tears were admittedly shed here. I sincerely hope the writers don't keep him dead.
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>>384974134
>Implying it's possible to kill Council.
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>Thought he was going to turn out to be evil
>Turned out to be best bro the whole game and died a heroes death
Watching his voice actor play the game cheered me up
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>>384974134
If he's not dead, then that would be fucking lame.
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Is MCC on PC yet?
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Just join me on xbone bro.
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>>384973623
>buy a console
>pay for internet
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>>384973491
this was such a fun map
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>reduce amount of dungeons to 4 (5 if you count hyrule castle)
>make player collect weapons
>make them shitty and breakable
>make them not have enough space to hold more
>pad out the runtime by making slot upgrades purchasable by finding seeds
>pad out runtime further by spreading the seeds out over 100+ locations
>get rid of quests for heart pieces
>instead make them collect spirit orbs
>pad runtime by making each container cost 4 orbs
>pad runtime further by making a dumb stamina system
>pad runtime further by making stamina upgrades use the same spirit orbs
>pad runtime further by making dozens of shrines spread across an otherwise empty map
>get rid of meaningful upgrades
>make the player cook
>pad the runtime by making only certain ingredients spawn in certain areas/certain times of day
>make boosts from cooking temporary
>fill empty map with samey enemies
>instead of making interesting enemies just palette swap weaker enemies to show they are "harder"
>the master sword can break/lose power
>the hylian shield can break
Other than Dwarf Fortress, is there a game with a more autistic premise?
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>>384973432
In what was is the premise autistic? Or are you just spouting your favorite buzzword?
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>>384973596
Nice job reading :^)
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>>384973763
>:^)
Back to rêddit you go.
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Will this ever have any uses besides Smash? Couldn't even had done something like the Buster Sword in BOTW?
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If that FF7 remake comes to Switch I bet it could be used somehow. Also, yeah, the buster sword in BOTW would be an awesome idea.
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>>384972951
>If that FF7 remake comes to Switch
The Switch could never run it. It's barely above the Wii U.
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Hopefully he gets a costume in Woolly World. Cosmetic items in other games would be nice, too.
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Tomorrow, I'll
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INVENT SCHLEMMER IN THE COOLER
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TOUCH... MY.. PINGAS
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best one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9fHGdR1IyM
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Have you ever gotten depressed because a certain video game character will never be real?
I remember when I was a teenager, I seriously started having suicidal thoughts when I realized that Princess Zelda was never going to be real and I was never going to be Link, going through fantastic adventures and perils in order to save his dear sweetheart from evil.
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are girl farts nastier than boy farts
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>>384972729
You know all the waifu talk is being ironic, right? Or it's basically just "vidya chicks I'd bang if they were real". Most of us had girlfriends in high school and have girlfriends now, so the eyecandy in games is nice and all but I can't say I've ever been depressed over a fictional character.
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That's me every single day of my life because of pic related
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>poor roster missing key franchises
>poor single player modes with abysmal tutorial
>grinding out the ass for assists (why is this a thing)
>poor netcode with limited online options
>already has multiple DLC and it's clear it held back popular units to sell
>no native LAN and "full unlock" options on release
>no native streaming on PS4 (good like trying to get exposure to the game without this)
>not even in the EVO Japan line up (but fucking ARMS is)
What the FUCK went wrong? Couldn't we just have gotten Maxi Boost ON instead of this trash? I'm fucking glad it bombed hard on release.
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>>384972606
Ive only been kinda keeping up with this game.
Not to be a nostalgia fag but I miss Fedderation Vs Zeon style stuff.
Anyway, even the Japs didnt eat this shit up?
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>>384972956
>Anyway, even the Japs didnt eat this shit up?
EXVS - 350k~
Full Boost - 250k~
GV - 120k~
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>bombed
>still in 3rd in japanese sales
i mean, sure. I wont deny that it lacks a lot of stuff, but it didn't bomb. unless you expected it to do pokemon numbers.
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Weekend /v/ermin thread.
Moralfags vs edgelords tournament signups eventually.
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Just because it's the weekend for Australia doesn't mean we should have a thread right now.
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>>383924298
What do you mean? Its Friday therefore the weekend.
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MORALFAGS REPORT
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What are some games where you wear special clothing before the final battle
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>>384972506
those shoes look gay as fuck
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Rad
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>>384973779
>only the shoes
lel
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the prod
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>>384972093
GEP gun
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>>384972093
a bomb
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ITT: vidya story tropes that really piss you off
I'll start:
>female character has sex outside of marriage
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But that's a trope that happens in real life, anon.
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OP have you even had sex?
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>>384971868
Name seven (7) games that do this.
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Layton's Mystery Journey
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Fuck this stupid puzzle. I couldn't make any sense of it for the longest time and it's the only one so far that completely stumped me.
Anybody else playing Layton's Mystery Journey yet?
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>"represent"
ggez
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>>384971740
Just make a set of lips. Take the he first, the third, and the fourth. Looks like it wants to think you have to spell lips.
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>>384971940
>spell lips
Spell kiss* rather.
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I'm actually pleasantly surprised with this game.
It's a shame the XIII team took three games to get it right, but Lightning Returns is fantastic.
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The FFXIII team didn't get it right. They hired Tri-Ace to fix it. Kind of like how Monolithsoft came to help saved Zelda.
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i hated the direction the story went though.
also I like having a party, so having just lightning was kind of a let down for me
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>>384971669
What exactly does Lightning Returns improve over FF13?