/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

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Posting leaks.

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>>87026612
biggest i could find

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Kale Maclachlan lol

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And that's it.

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Anybody else upset that Miguel Ferrer is dead? I've been a huge fan of his since I saw RoboCop as a kid. A possible Season 4 will be bittersweet without him.

Explain what the end sequence meant in that last episode to me I have a learning disability
was any of "Audrey's dance" from the point the guy announced it real?
what was it meant to signify?

>>87026774
genuine thanks

Hello, /tpg/. How are you today? : - O

just had a slice of pie ama

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The Death Grips have been confirmed to play in final instead of Eddie Vender, they will play "Inanimate Sensation", pic related is Mr Death Grip

>>87026843
ABSOLUTELY IRKED

>>87026859
What kind

Just finished ep 16, fucking hell that was good. Coop's return was literally perfect.

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This was the deaging they did on Kyle for Agents of Capeshit during a flashback scene for his character.

Do you think this would've worked for season 3? For a while I kept seeing people point out how strange it was that Cooper would age within the Lodge since time isn't linear. Do you think they could have deaged him for the whole season instead like this?

>>87026859
:(

Why is the thread so slow?

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You faggots are a bunch of blind followers of Lynch who won't accept that "Twin Peaks: The Return" is a total disaster. This is the final proof that rebooting old series is a really *really* bad idea, since not even Lynch can do it right.

TPTR is not Twin Peaks: it's a bland, sad, and pathetic attempt of self-celebration in the form of an artificial continuation of an unfinished old work. So old that you, the creator, can't even remember correctly. Ironically, at a metalanguage level, the topics of this reboot perfectly reflect what reboots per se are: concretely, a doppelganger, product of a creative void. It's not Cooper who is lost here, it's David Lynch himself. Maybe this is his unconscientious talking...

I will tell you one thing, /tv/: after watching the first episode I was actually deceived for a moment, as I thought it was going to be great; maybe it was going to be more in the direction of FWWM, but I was OK with that. But then, after episode two I started to realize what was really going on here. At episode three, I started to cry and almost turned off my TV, as I finally understood what was happening here: it was the dead of one of the greatest artists of the 20th century.

Sonny jim is half human half tulpa hahahah a tulpman

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Did Gordon lose his hearing from operating heavy machinery without proper PPE?

>>87026812
yes. i keep forgetting he's dead during his scenes and then I remember I get so sad.

he seemed like a great guy.

RIP

FUCK DEATH

>>87026952
>it's a bland

stopped reading there

2/10 pasta

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>>87026859
>I will never have any Madchen pie

>>87026952
Why do you keep posting? What are you trying to prove?

>>87026935
Nah. One short scene is doable, but for The Return it would've been too much and thus too expensive.

>>87026968
He got smacked too hard by his superior officer for abandoning the spice.

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>>87026820
pls explain it to me

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Someone plz giv me the sauce of this wonderful photo

>>87026752
>>87026790
haha isn't it funny how the "leaks" show very vague imagery that could've easily been photoshopped haha like how much effort would it have taken to add subtitles to a blurry picture of the arm tree isn't that silly haha

>>87026968
YEAH HAHA

>>87026820
>>87027041
We'll find out on Sunday.

Does anyone have the version of The Elephant Man that integrates it with Mulholland Dr. (as Lynch originally intended)? I believe it's called the "Cheeto integrale"?

So, where those coordinates a trap to kill Booper?

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imagine if sheryl lee raped you with her pusy haha wouldn't that be the worst

>>87026774
james was always a cancer patient

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Who else is living such a pathetic existence that The Return has been the only highlight of the year?

Vedderposters will get their revenge next week. Just you wait.

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>>87027057
DELETE THIS

>>87027163
If I hadn't started my new job, I would be in that boat.

>>87026952
stale pasta

"I'm at the sheriff's station"
Diane
dian
naid
Naido

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About to watch this lads. It's really long though, what scene can I skip?

girl´s

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>>87027146
sauce
>>87027182
SAUCE

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This triggers the autistic animeposter.

>>87026968
oh shit never realized he was on screen in dune

>>87027217
bruh just find the handy little reddit guide, you'll save all kinds of time

>>87027217
Dont watch it, its shit. I was like looking my phone like every 5 seconds waiting it to end. Really boring.

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>everyone expects Cooper to be angsty and quiet and tortured if he ever comes back
>he's exactly the same as he was in the original series right down to asking for food the moment he wakes up and getting people to instantly trust and love him by making power of friendship speeches
idgaf about Vedder but I'm glad Lynch went this route to btfo all the MUH PUNISHED COOPER faggots, as if the quality that made the character so memorable and likeable wasn't his kindness and how forthcoming he is with everyone, even total strangers.

>>87027216
OH DIANE

>>87027217
Just watch it at 1.5x speed.

>>87027283
Why?

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>>87027283
>tfw you trigger some dumb redditor so hard they start having a hissy fit in a general over your reaction images
ONE HUNNID PACENT BRUH

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>>87027182
Do NOT post pictures of Sheryl's fat butt!

>>87027334
He actually is different, but in a natural way. He's clearly grown out of his boyishness. Now he's closer to Briggs's level.

>>87027283
Wow, I only have to watch 7 episodes. If I put it on 2x speed I can complete TP in an afternoon. Thanks, my informative friend.

>>87027283
Why do we hate this guide again? It's pretty accurate, though I'd still red out episodes 17 through 21 anyway. The only good thing about them was Gordon's reappearance.

>>87027217
Watch it at 0.5x speed to truly appreciate the kino, pleb

>>87027283
>>87027374
lol what
samefag?

>>87027395
Just watch TMP dude, S1, S2, FWWM are all shit and should be avoided because they're mad sketchy bro

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>>87027402

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>>87027334
>that perfect tie dimple
>that perfect suit
>that perfect hair
>tfw coop comes out of a 25 year lodge coma and looks better than you ever could

>>87027402
There's nothing wrong with it. All it's saying is don't skip anything, but expect a dip in quality in season 2, and reasons why it dipped.

So Bad coop said he got the coordinates from 3 different people. Which one gave him the correct coords? Tulpa Diane? Who gave him the 2 that were to the trap on the rock? Ray/Phillip?

>>87027393
Only because he's older. If you watch the part with him in the limo with the Mitchums, he still does that whole smiling gayly during awkward silences thing he was known for in the original series. Hope we get more classic Coop moments like that.

Can I get some Dougie caps?

>>87027498
Oh definitely. He's still the same Coop. Just wiser.
Wow, just like Kyle said in that one QnA, what a surprise!

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>>87027283
Updated version

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>>87027486
>implying normies won't see it as an excuse just to skip shit
>implying that wasn't exactly what was happening in /tpg/ threads before s3 aired and everyone was unironically trying to hop on the bandwagon asap

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>>87026862
I CLOSE MY EYES AND SEIZE IT

>>87027402
Personally I think the big quality dip happens closer to episode 11 (even though it starts to go down well before that), but that every episode in the teens up until 22 is pure crap.

Which of the following loose ends is least likely to be solved in the finale?

>How's Annie
>Who built the Glass Box
>Red the drug dealer
>Judy
>"Listen to the sounds, Richard and Linda, etc"
>The sound at the Great Northern
>Audrey

>>87027395
>watching anything at a different speed

Fuck off to /mu/ with that turntable shit.

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>>87027556
I BREAK MIRRORS WITH MY FACE IN THE UNITED STATES

>>87027580
The finale is going to be two hours of Red teleporting coins into everyone's mouths, you heard it here first

what would the autist's skipguide for season 3 look like, /tpg/?

>>87026912

when he replied like dougie would but as coop. so perfect

>>87027580
I'd say all of them but of all of them, most likely "How's Annie" or maybe "Who built the Glass Box"

>>87027634
everything but e8, which should be watched on mute and at 1.5x speed so that you can marathon it fast enough to tweet everyone about how avent garde it was and sound like you know what you're talking about even though you don't

>>87027580
Not a chance that we see Annie and it's already been pretty firmly implied that the Glass Box was created by Mr. C.

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>>87027634
>skipping pure, unadulterated kino

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>>87027580

What was "my log is turning gold" about?

>>87026790
Seal the sneed?

>>87027702
>actually watching an entire season of anything
lmfao kys cuck

What about The Arm's doppelganger that showed up in episode 2 for like one scene then never again?

>>87027580
>How's Annie
We'll probably get some closure on this when Coop goes back to Twin Peaks, but given how DoppelCoop was lurking around the hospital and got the ring back to give to the original Dougie, which was last seen in the possession of Annie's nurse, it's probably safe to say that she's dead.

>Who built the Glass Box
I think we're supposed to assume that DoppelCoop did, but I'd still like to know this too. It'll probably be unresolved.

>Red the drug dealer
Just another whimsical oneshot dude. Not really worth the further exploration.

>Judy
I'm willing to bet everything that she's Naido. We'll find out in the finale for sure.

>"Listen to the sounds. Richard and Linda."
We'll find out about them soon too.

>The sound at the Great Northern and Audrey
I think these two are linked. Again, we'll find out about them soon.

>>87027722

see: >>87026605

>>87027555
>implying normies won't see it as an excuse just to skip shit

Who gives a shit about people misusing guides to their own detriment? Joke's on them.

>>87027723
(formerly chuck)

>>87027729
GET REAL

>>87027729
t. phonewatcher

>>87027722
Gold is a superconductor. Wood is an insulator.
Spirits travel via electricity, meaning one can be trapped in wood, like Josie in the drawer pull, Mr. Lanterman in the log, and the spirits in the woods of Twin Peaks. Margaret's log turning gold shows that her husband's spirit is free to move on.

>>87027722
I always figured it was supposed to be Lynch's way of sending off Catherine Coulson. I remember him saying something along the lines of her being made of gold when she died.

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reposting this CUTE picture from the finale some anon dropped on Saturday evening

>>87027773
people who don't want something they love being aped by people who are only there for circlejerk points, among other things

ps
sorry about the anime picture :D
>>87027810
bro i watched only the intro to e16 and i bet i'm more qualified to discuss it than you'll ever be even with repeat viewings

get on my level fag

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Has anyone ever gotten so eternally and absolutely BTFO as the Vedderposters?
Imagine having your entire life's work dismantled in the span of a few minutes?

>>87027550
Can people really not read this otherwise?

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>>87027580
The finale is a solid hour of Sky and my lovely scratching each others rashes.

>>87027847
>milf Laura

MY DICK

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>>87027556
I LIGHT MY TORCH AND BURN IT

>>87027853
>people who don't want something they love being aped by people who are only there for circlejerk points, among other things

That doesn't dampen the work. Just filters the plebs.

>>87027869
it lacks impact when the focus of the guide is grading episodes on how """"watchable"""" they are, fool

>>87027915
but actually watching it and not looking for excuses to skip around is the real pleb filter

idk about you but i don't take anyone that skipped shit on purpose seriously at all

>>87027847
Pretty sure that's from Cafe Society.

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How did you first discover Twin Peaks?

I'm 28. By 2007 I was already a big fan of Lynch's films, but I had never seen TP. I eagerly bought the Gold Box when it came out that year. Instantly loved it and devoured it in two or three days. It was cold outside, so I was comfy as fuck watching the show. Now anytime I hear Badalamenti's score I get nostalgic about that winter after I graduated high school.

>>87027918
What does that matter? List-needing plebs'll just look for a list anyway. Might as well use the accurate one.

>>87027898
this is all I ever want in life.

CUTE tummy. DISGUSTINGLY HOT pits.

>>87027906
I skipped all the red and yellow episodes so I have no idea who this hothead is.

>>87027950
I've seen that movie, I don't think it is, I don't even remember her being in it. When was she?

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YOURE GOING BACK TO MISSOULA!

>>87027967
if it doesn't matter, why bother making a guide in the first place, instead of just telling inquires with a stern JUST WATCH IT DAMN

that's dumb

>>87027988
okay

>>87027965
Embarrassingly, I found that I had to watch it in December 2016/January 2017 because I wanted the full X-Files experience.

>>87027967
It's not accurate, all Twin Peaks is good.

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WHAT'S IN THE BAG?
AND WHY IS HIS PHONE SO BIG?

>>87027988
same

i skipped a lot of season 1 too so i don't know who anyone in that picture is actually

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*blocks your path*

Where's Brigg's head?

>>87028006
I've also seen it and I don't remember her being in it. But she was apparently.

>>87028070
*meshes your nips*

>>87028052
His phone is normal sized. He's just small.

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>>87027965
my sister would take over our television when it was first airing and i was young as fuck, i genuinely hated it back then

long story short, i came back to it in high school and ended up being a huge lynchfag as a result, thanks sis

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>>87028008
its nice to have you back :-)

Guys I skipped everything until the last 5 minutes of S3E16. I love this show about a dancing old lady btw.

>>87027965
Also 28. Tried watching it in college, but the pressure of studying and the slow-moving first half hour turned me off. Once I was out I tried it again, telling myself it would pay off, and holy fuck did it. Once Cooper had his dream I was floored, somehow missing every reference to the Red Room in the past, I got sucked into it completely blind. By the time Cooper was narrowing down leads by throwing rocks at bottles, I was in it to the end.

Got more interest in Lynch as a result of this. Before then all I knew was Dune and Elephant Man, both of which I loved.

>>87027988
>>87028068

have a (you)

>>87028175
senpai i didn't even WATCH episode 16, i fucking listened to the audio mux only and now i'm the new authority in town

>>87026812
wha
i-i didn't know he died....... wtf

>>87028145
Has anyone ever gotten so eternally and absolutely BTFO as Madeleine Ferguson? ahahaha

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>>87028045
*blocks your path*

>>87026820
seeing as people dont actually teleport between realities im assuming shes still in the coma

>>87028175
just watch it at 1.8x speed on your phone like normal people

>>87028229
hahahahaha ZANED

>>87028229
annie blackburn a cute

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>>87027973
Lynch appreciates humanity more than most.

>redditors actually and unironically believe there's more than one Diane Tulpa and bad Coop texted :-) ALL to symbolize this
>they have no idea that :-) just means "kill them" and is likely some kind of post-hypnotic trigger

Are redditors really retarded?

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>>87027634
Here you go bros. I made one. It might be controversial but I think I made pretty good choices of what episodes are a must watch and which ones are shit and can be safely skipped over. Tried to be fairly objective and not using any memes. Enjoy friends, make sure to share with others!

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>>87028214
DELETE THIS

STOP MAKING FUN OF POOR MADDY

>>87028245
if she's still in a coma how does she know Billy?

why does the girl at the Roadhouse tell a story about Billy that's a mirror to her own story about Billy?

are the girls at the Roadhouse a dream of Audrey's? or is Audrey a tulpa, made from thoughtforms across Twin Peaks?

>>87028229
Annie's a good character and Zane is an okay one. The only actually bad part of TP is the James/Evelyn subplot, which takes up maybe 10 minutes of the series total.

someone post the vadderfag pasta, just for nostalgia's sake.

>>87028342
Oh Christ.
What does the actual guide look like?

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>>87028342
now this is new, not like my old and busted /tpg/ original that defaced the reddit shitlist

>>87028387
nothing, I made it, I just pasted random parts.

>>87028368
>Zane is an okay one
This is bait. He was literally just a dick for Audrey to ride when Lara fucked up Lynch's own Audrey/Coop ship.

>>87028337
>they have no idea that :-) just means "kill them"
No it doesn't you retard, it means "I am happy"

>>87028368
In a sense the Marsh subplot was necessary for Donna to get her shit together.

>>87026812
What? I didn't know he was dead. This is genuinely upsetting. :-(

is there a guide to tell me which guide i should use?

>>87026790
seal the chaos?

>>87028397
>says every episode is worth watching and that skipping is bad
>shit

all lists are shit but wat?

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>>87028418
Hahahaha
BOYLED

do you fags even talk about the current season in these threads?

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>>87028429
right here senpai

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CUTE
U
T
E

>>87028418
Billy Zane is egregiously charming and his fireside conversation with Coop about love is a great scene. I'm convinced the only people who really hate JJW are Audreyfags who just can't stand that she didn't get with her special agent, which is just asinine.

>>87028464
"Boiled" sounds about right :\

>>87028429
the meta guide is locked behind a paywall
>>87028455
the list itself was shit you retard, not the things it was listing

pls tell me you're baiting and not this stupid
>>87028468
no, go away

>>87027283

Fuck you, anon. /tpg/ will always bite bait.

>>87028378
Friendly reminder that.. uh... that Cooper will...
Oh God, what's the point? I have wasted my whole life! Won't someone please take me out of my misery?

desu I skipped the james scenes in s2

i didnt skip anything else but I did do that, it was too much cringe for me.

im sorry anons.

>>87028493
>the list itself was shit you retard, not the things it was listing
>it's bad but it's not bad
Explain.

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reminder skipfags are fags

>>87028507
boo this man

>>87028468
i have a theory that linda is actually lucy

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LEAKED WEBM FROM EPISODE 17

>>87027580
>Red the drug dealer
HE'S THE OLD LADY'S GRANDSON REEEEEEEEE
>My grandson is learning magic!
>Stupid magic motherfucker
REEEEEEEEE HOW DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW THIS HE'S IN CAHOOTS WITH THE JUMPING MAN

>>87028494
This. You faggots literally cannot help yourselves.

>>87028531
6/10, you had me second guessing but this post dropped all appearance of subtlety

work on it

>>87027580
Richard and Linda are Dopplecoop's rape-baby offspring.
Richard is Audrey's, Linda is Diane's.

>>87028535
was this from the early part of the season? i only jumped on at 8 because my sister's brother posted about it on facebook.

>>87028585
You literally said the list wasn't bad, but that it was also shit.
Which is it?

>>87028572
>...I-IT'S JUST B-BAIT GUYS..! SERIOUSLY!!
you fool no one

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has the part 12 is bad meme ended yet?

>>87028596
>Linda is Diane's
Annie's

>>87028418
Nah, he had potential. The show just ended to soon. CoopxAudrey didn't need to happen. I know they were all old as shit irl but she was still a high schooler involved in a case this exceptionally straight-laced and virtuous FBI agent is in charge of.

I want to know more about his business dealings in Brazil.

>>87027965
I'm 26. I've known about it for years because of stuff like Silent Hill, and my only other exposure to Lynch was through his normiecore movies like Dune, Blue Velvet and Elephant Man.

Ended up watching the first episode of The Return with /tv/ one night just to be part of the hype, got really into it and watched the entire original series during the 2 week hiatus. I've been hooked ever since.

>>87028609

ep 2 Bad Coop almost gets sucked in the lodge through his car's cigarette lighter

>>87028638
Diannie's

>>87028634

it is all kino. Anyone who disagrees is a pleb

>>87028634
6 and 12 were objectively average television which is terrible for Twin Peaks

>>87028609
its from the first season you absolute pleb

>>87028630
You're fooling yourself. Look at this thread and tell me
>this triggers the autistic anime poster
wasn't extremely elementary bait and that the whole thread didn't derail from it.

>>87028655
sounds mad sketchy tbqh

>>87028650
>I know they were all old as shit irl but she was still a high schooler involved in a case this exceptionally straight-laced and virtuous FBI agent is in charge of.

Take it up with Lynch. He even got Cooper to fuck Laura in the script for FWWM.

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>>87028679
>congratulating yourself for reposting a picture after someone shit on it
>implying it wasn't already set to derail from the previous thread
no one, anon

>>87028006
She was Steve Carell's wife.

>>87027965
friend had it on VHS, watched it somewhere around 96

Most rewatch television for me:
1) Twin Peaks
2) Stargate SG-1
3) Angel
4) Buffy
5) Death Note

I'm basically a pleb but really I can't fucking stand most television if it doesn't speak about the human condition or is stargate

>>87028722
What are you on about? I just wanted to fucking talk about part 16 and walked in on this pile of shit. It's embarrassing.

>>87028368
>Annie's a good character and Zane is an okay one.
They're not thought out and were rushed out just to give Cooper and Audrey replacements for their ship. Had they had been around since the very beginning and gotten the development they needed, they would've been fine. As we got them, they were incredibly shallow and boring.

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was he a tulpa?

>>87028479
>Billy Zane is egregiously charming
I guess I have to like dicks to see the charm.

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>>87028663
what a pleb

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>>87028760
>KEK I DERAILED THE THREAD WITH MY EPIC BAIT xD lel
>i just wanted to talk about episode 16 guys
anon pls

>>87028739
Lucky man, that Steve

>>87028761
they were setting up plots for future seasons. the original twin peaks is not a finished work

>>87026812
It's sad. It's obvious that he had a hard time in his scenes. The gaunt look is difficult to hide.

>>87028663
>this is what normies ACTUALLY believe

sickening...

>>87028663
1/10 at least try. Part 6 was great and Part 12 was underrated.

>>87028802
Oh, you're just delusional. Got it.

>>87028769
Didn't Lynch confirm that Lost Highway was part of Twin Peaks's universe?

>>87028769
Damn I need to rewatch this. I only saw it once and it was ages ago.

>>87028634
I loved that bike.

>>87028837
no one

S3 peaked at the sweepening

They should have aired 2 episodes a week instead of 1

>>87028830
wasn't this all filmed 2-3 years ago? he looks fine to me, just old

>>87028650
>I know they were all old as shit irl but she was still a high schooler involved in a case this exceptionally straight-laced and virtuous FBI agent is in charge of.
She was still legal, though. It's a huge age gap and it would've definitely raised eyebrows but it's not considered pedo.

That said, I agree that they didn't need to happen, but abandoning their relationship entirely was still stupid. Coop didn't need to have a romantic relationship with her. It could've been platonic. We know for a fact that Cooper has something of a savior complex and is capable of forming intense emotional connections to damaged people (see Laura), and he knows for a fact that Audrey is lonely and comes from a troubled background. There's no reason their relationship couldn't have grown from that.

If the hum is what MIKE uses to lure people away from things they shouldn't see, like when he uses it to get Bushnell out of the hosptial room so he can talk to Cooper, then what was MIKE luring Ben away from in the Great Northern?

>>87028830
I actually thought he looked pretty good considering his condition.

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>>87028854

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>>87028792
Hahahaha
ZANED

>>87028416
Damn, had me fooled.

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>>87027556
I'VE SEEN FOOTAGE, I STAY NOIDED

>that guy who tackled the other guy at the bar for presumably fucking his wife

Do you think it's really true that all married women cheat? I've always wanted to get married.

>>87026820
>Cooper recognizes Laura's Theme in Part 11
>Audrey recognizes Audrey's Dance in Part 16

This is getting very meta

>>87028961
all women are whores anon, just varying degrees

>>87028900
>people still think the two minute sweeping scene was at least five to ten minutes

Blows my fucking mind.

>>87028854
lelele
LLL

YYY

NNN

CCC

HHH

EEE

DDD

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reminder dougie is CUTE!

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>>87027163

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>>87028900
indisputable

>>87028961
>I've always wanted to get married.
Why?

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This is the tulpa from The X-Files episode "Arcadia." Notice how it looks like that thing from Mulholland Drive.

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>>87028854
Dusting off this webm just for you

>>87029005
Anybody have a webm of Janey getting visibly aroused at Coop's driving?

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>>87027163

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>>87028961
All women cheat anon, that's why I chose to be gay
Well that and Kyle MacLachlan being a total qt

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>*teleports coin into your mouth*

>>87028944
He went Full Brando. Nice.

>>87027965
Watched on Netflix in 2014 (I think). I had no idea what it was or who David Lynch was. The only thing I knew was that it was about a murder that went into the supernatural.

"Youv'e followed human nature exactly"
was will hastings' wife a tulpa

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LydaHUv2hK0

tfw no adorable foreign twin peaks fan gf

>>87029078
yes

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>>87027580
>where in the world is /ourguy/?

>>87029078
yes

there's a little, easy to miss effect that happens after he pops her

>>87029066
wtf is up with this guy?

>>87029116
but then don't we see her dead on the ground?

>>87029065
>the original series came out too early and as a result we will never have mass amounts of fan created porn of young Cooper getting raped by his s2 finale doppelganger
IT NOT FAIR REEEEEEEEE

>>87029065
Dale 2017, with Dale 1990 being a close second. 3rd is a tie between Jackpots, Dale as Dougie, DoppelCooper, and DC+BOB. Fourth is Doppelganger and Dougie Jones, who we never got to see very much. ??????? is just Dale 2017.

>>87028743

would you recommend stargate if I love BSG?

>>87029131
he can transmute currency into oral stimulation and back into currency again

he's also fucking shelly, not that he himself is shelly, but that he's having sex with her, if you know what i mean
>>87029170
i don't remember, but i know that little poof or whatever isn't typical of a shooting victim, or anyone dying for that matter

DEFINITIVE LIST OF TULPAS

>Hastings' Wife
>Diane
>Various Briggs'
>Duncan Todd

Who am I missing?

>>87029231
>i don't remember, but i know that little poof or whatever isn't typical of a shooting victim, or anyone dying for that matter
well when diane tulpa got shot her body disappeared and she was in the lodge

>>87029078
I read that line as meaning that humans were easily predictable thus making it easy to kill her and frame the lawyer. Bad Coop not being a human himself and some type of spirit referred to her as "human".

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>"Girls, lets go for a plane ride"
>*music starts playing*

>>87027580
What the fuck was that "Has anyone seen Bob" or whoever in the R.R.?
What was the purpose of the druggie girl?
Why was Candie so weird?
What the fuck was that beeping shit that imploded in South America?

Call me a dumbass but it's fun that those stay unanswered.

>>87029242
Ubermenscher and Band-Aid-Nose Man.

Is there a reason why Cooper's name is a reference to DB Cooper?

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>>87029078
>>87029078
>>87029078

do you think there are secrets on the website?

http://thesearchforthezone.com/

>>87028986
>>Cooper recognizes Laura's Theme in Part 11
When is this?

>>87029242
Dougie Jones.

>>87029242

Dougie Jones.

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>>87029047
nope. i'll make one though.

>we never got a Mike & Bob / Mike & Bobby parallel

LYNCH

>>87029242
Annie Blackburn
Madeleine Ferguson
Chester Desmond
Lana Budding Milford

>>87029216
Sorry, I have not seen BSG. Stargate SG-1 is pure popcorn, it's not deep, arcs are all business and not hugely relevant to "character growth" or anything (though they do grow over time, it's just not the point of the show). But if you like loreshit then I'd definitely recommend it.

>>87029283
Best new characters

>>87029254
you don't say? consistency isn't TP's strongest point, and it makes since with what mr c said before he shot her, and whatever that puff was, but you're welcome to be skeptical by all means, i don't know for sure, i'm just answering using what's been presented to the viewer son

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>>87029321

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>>87029107
/ourguy/ is pic related and you know it.

>>87029293
>What the fuck was that beeping shit that imploded in South America?

Considering all we know about South America is Jeffries has been there I'm just going to assume it's in some way related to communicating with him.

hastings wife wasn't a tulpa you plebs

he meant exactly what she said, she followed a normal human life perfectly.

the effect when she died was just to make you uneasy.

>>87027580
>tfw Lost Highway is my favorite Lynch film
>get super psyched when I heard Balthazar is on the cast list for TP S3
>watch his scene with Richard, love it, can't wait for more
>...

I really hope we get some more of him in the finale. Balthazar killed it in that scene and it really felt like he was going to be a more major character.

>>87029307
The piano song at the end sounds like it for a few seconds, then everything slows and quiets down.

>>87027965
My friend and I watched Eraserhead once and decided to look up other stuff by Lynch so once in a while we would get together and watch one of his movies or some short films. Even dumbland at one point. The last thing we saw together was Inland Empire that shit was wild. (we had watched the rabbits prior to that so when they showed up we lost our shit)

After that the only thing left was the series but we never got around to it so I just watched it by myself.

>>87026952
Barely merits one wew

>>87028175
I extracted the audio and split the video in gifs then watched it while syncing the audio and gifs.

>>87029385
>t. my dad works for david lynch
neat

>>87029337

if you like shit about the human condition, watch BSG holy shit

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>>87026719
>work at Disneyland doing security/main gate work
>Laura Dern walked right by my security tent without me ever noticing a few years back
>think to myself that I missed out on asking her what it was like to work with Lynch but it's no big deal
>hear recently (like two, three months ago) that Kyle was in the park on my day off
>that was probably the closest I'll ever get to meeting Kyle
Seeing OP's picture just rubbed salt into the wound. Thanks.

>>87027163
Dog is a cute

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>>87029283
Hearts of gold

Fun fact: The sex scene between Dougie and Janey-E was entirely unsimulated at Naomi Watts' insistence, the only condition being her breasts or vagina were not to be shown. Lynch agreed to film the scene, but not one to be cuckolded, made Mark Frost guest direct the scene.

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>tfw listening to "Windswept"
It's not fair, bros. He made my heart so full.

>>87029483
DON'T LET THEM TAKE IT FROM YOU

>>87029483
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3IA6pIVank

>>87029454
>>think to myself that I missed out on asking her what it was like to work with Lynch but it's no big deal
she probably gets asked that every day lmao

>>87029454
He'll turnip again, I'm sure.

>>87029450
I'll take that advice.

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YFW this scene wasn't just Dale talking to Bushnell Mullins. It was Lynch talking to Bushnell Keeler (Lynch's mentor who supported his dream of being an artist). "You're a fine man." "I will soon not forget your kindness and decency"

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>>87029367

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Admit it. He's /ourguy/

>>87029586
What irked him?

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>>87029577
Dear fucking lord.

>>87029577
He still looks like he's in dougie mode

>>87029540
>that horrible dad joke
KYLE IS THAT YOU

>>87029601
Rednecks

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IM HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>87028634
Maybe it's not bad but it's easily the worst episode. Only really good scene was with Ben and Truman, the rest felt like a Missing Pieces type collage of cut scenes

>>87029601
Chantal was on the rag and told him to fuck himself after he asked them to move their car. Probably didn't help when they started shooting at him later.

>>87029654
*rapes and kills you*

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>>87029612
he made some dougie faces when he was in the limo. he repeated the doctors words too at one point.

i think a little bit of dougie is still with him, or maybe he just misses the comfy dougie life.

>>87029612
>Dougie, hit the breaks!
>DOUGIE NO!!!

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>>87029569

>>87029622
>skipfags

what are you doing for FWWM's 25th anniversary?

>>87028769
>>87028885
No, he just said they share symbolism. Lynch doesn't do connected universe films

>>87029663
Hi I am 12 what's a rag?

>>87029658
>the kino sarah scenes
pleb

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>>87029216
Its very different, a lot more light-hearted.
Probably the best 'camp' scifi with excellent characters.
also major briggs is there.

>>87029569
Cool beans.

>>87029663
He actually did have plenty of space to get into the driveway lmao.

But Hutch and Chantal were still in the wrong for not moving when he said so and being dicks/shooting the guy.

Also why didn't the FBI do anything until the very end?

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>this is what happens in America every time someone parks six inches into someone elses driveway

Kinda scary senpai.

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>in two weeks I'll have no reason to come back to /tv/ anymore

It's been really sweet spending part of the summer here again, even if it was just one long circlejerk day in and day out.

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>>87028008
Im so glad you're here

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>>87029672
heh... nothing personnel kidd

>>87029748
>two

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i miss natalie

>>87029242

Dougie. Also, maybe Maddie Ferguson will get retconned into one.

>>87029745
Realistically because it's probably not a good idea to get caught in the crossfire of a shootout in progress without backup.
Partially also because it was fucking Wilson.

>>87029307
At the end when he's having dinner with the mitchums, the pianist plays the opening to Laura's theme

>>87029748
one week. 2 episodes next week.

>>87028760
What part of Twin Peaks GENERAL are you not getting?

>>87029745
>jump into the middle of a gunfight
That's how you get shot anon

>>87029807
WILSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!

>>87029792
poor man's penelope cruz

>>87029748
>two
anon...

>>87029821
The blatant angry shitposting part. It's died down now, so whatever.

>>87029858

>>87029858

NEW

>>87029791
>>87029817
One for the post-episode

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>>87029807
WILSON THAT FUCK
THIS IS WHAT WE DO IN THE FBI

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/tpg/, if I were to stream Kylekino for my Kyleposters as one last gift, which would you like better?

>The Flintstones
>Showgirls
>Dune
>The Hidden
>assorted tv shit he's done like Tales From the Crypt, Portlandia, Sex in the City, etc.
>or something completely different

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>>87029837
take it back

>>87029807
SHOT-ZA? PLURAL? SHOT-ZA?

>>87029884
Dune, followed by Showgirls Directors Cut.

>>87028596

Post a pic of Linda

I don't remember her

That scene is real good. You're expecting a 3 way shootout with the hitmen, FBI, and the mitchums and then it's just some angry taxi driver that ends it all.

>>87029978
>taxi driver
ahahaha
watch again

>>87029966
We haven't seen her. The Giant/Fireman mentions "Richard and Linda, two birds with one stone" at the beginning of the season, and later in the trailer park, Kool Aid Man mentions helping Linda with her wheelchair (it's implied she's a veteran).

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>>87029065
It was hard to do this on my phone, but i kinda did it.

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>>87029569
>mfw I will never have a mentor

>>87029586
None of us have the testicular fortitude to be that based.

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>>87029283
giv Candie wife

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>>87030149

>>87029078
Yes. Will is also "Billy", who was last scene by the bar girl and her mother "Tina" covered in (Ruth Davenport's) blood and jumping 6 foot walls.

Plot twist, bar girl was told by her friend that she shouldn't visit the "nut house", implying that "Tina" is actually Audrey and the girl's name is Linda.

>Two birds with one stone

>>87029807
GODDAMNIT WILSON!

>>87027965
Was searching for some creepy shit at Netflix and it caught my attention.
After watching the first episode, the second played instantly and I was fucking astonished that it was actually a series when I thought it was a movie.

I watched it nice and slowly throughout one of my semesters in highschool. Comfy as fuck.

>>87030068
There's no reason for mentors to exist anymore now that the internet exists.

Who else here has been autistic enough to rate the parts so far?

8<16<15<10<5<3<1<11<14<9<4<2<7<6<12<13

>inb4 I get shat on for putting Part 8 on top
Name a more kino chapter. There just isn't.

>>87030659
Can I skip the lower-rated episodes? I'm on a tight schedule and I'm already sleepy.