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Doctor Whore

>>85472068
please don't start the thread with sexist drivel

>/who/ presents:
DOCTOR WHO: SHIT TRIPS Vol. 2
- The Anthology -

>Are you a true fan of Doctor Who?
>Have you ever written down a sequence of words?

If the answer is yes or no, then you are ready to contribute a literary masterpiece to the second /who/ collection of original Doctor Who-based short fiction.

/who/ did it once. Now, we're gonna do it again! Yet another entry in an age-old tradition of p̶a̶c̶k̶a̶g̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶f̶a̶n̶f̶i̶c̶s̶ ̶t̶o̶g̶e̶t̶h̶e̶r̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶g̶i̶v̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶m̶ ̶a̶n̶ ̶a̶i̶r̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶l̶e̶g̶i̶t̶i̶m̶a̶c̶y̶ / celebrating the magic of Who and the talent of a community.

There are no limits (except the story must be at least 1 word long, and preferably not in excess of 10,000, it's short fiction you fuck).

>- Can involve any Doctor(s), companion(s), side characters, spinoff characters and beyond, as your heart desires
>- Can be in any style, whether it's "legitimate writing", "pisstake", or "shitpost".
>- Can be about absolutely anything
>- The main focus is on good fun in the vein of the wiki, although serious entries are allowed. (If you're going to write smut, maybe approach it with a degree of levity)

Stuck for ideas? Try starting with your favourite TARDIS team (or for timeliness, Whittaker 13th Doctor) and one of these authentic titles:
http://www.saberpunk.net/DoctorWho/DoctorWhoSerialGenerator.php
https://glyphobet.net/drwho

We are going to be starting an index on the wiki for the collection. Anyone can contribute, no signups/pitches required. If you have ideas, feel free to broadcast them.
The rest is self-explanatory. Format for uploading your work is up to you, as long as it can be conveniently copied across (and ideally don't spam long texts in /who/ directly). (Pastebin works well.)

BONUS: Anyone who wants to do cover art or "illustrations" is encouraged.

WE need more entries for classic as well as NuWho Doctors. Entries for Thirteen are accepted as well. Aug 10th is deadline

You guys, I really like Doctor Who.

>>85472117
Gay

>>85472117
i'm more of a torchwood guy

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>>85471081
This is the first ever sculpt I made in Blender. This is not the end for Capaldi, just a test. When I get a 3d printer, I'll print it out, get a body and make the clothes for him.

Here's a list of Doctors that still need stories:

First Doctor
Second Doctor
Third Doctor
Fourth Doctor
Tenth Doctor
Kris Marshall Doctor with Anri Okata companion
Morbius Doctor fics

More Thirteenth Doctor stories would be nice as well

>>85471997
Ultimate shit trip anon here, I'm stuck for a title for this monstrosity so dubs decides

>>85472086
We're starting the thread with some SEXY drivel

>>85472180
the shittest trip

>>85472180
The Unholy Doctors

>>85472117
fuck off dr who is shit and i say that as a fan

>>85472180
pure shit (do not read)

>>85472180
/Who/niverse

>>85472180
The Holocaust Part X

>>85472180
Never Trust Randomness

>>85472180
Time Travel: Not Even Once

>>85472222
woah

>>85472211
>>85472222
Quads > Dubs

>>85472211
Aww fuck i said that as a joke

>>85472180
>>85472209
>>85472222
Do quads overshadow dubs?

>>85472211
>>85472222
Gonna compromise and call it /who/niverse: never trust randomness

>Doctor Who General
Fuck off r*ddit faggots

DW is the most reddit show

>>85472266
>>>/tv/got

>>85472266
Nah, that's rick and morty.

>>85472291
Dr. Who is pretty reddit though, you have to admit.

>>85472315
Nah it's pretty Tumblr.

A Reddit show is edgy.

>>85472315
Peter Cushing doesn't deserve this slander

>>85472262
I think it should be told from MgGanns point of view. Just a normal man, trying to do his job, and then all of a sudden, shit hits the fan with this.

I once had an idea for a massive cross over series.
Doctor Who, Sherlock. Aliens, Predators, Terminators, Robocop, Castle, Mentalist, and a meriad of others. Things is, where to start?

>>85472262
I like it.

Plot wise, go with this: >>85472340

>>85472331
no, 4chan shows are edgy

reddit shows are "le science xdddd time travel xddd"

therefore dr who is extremely reddit

>>85472407
Noted. I'll keep /who/ updated as I journey into the void

>>85472340
What's Paul McGann doing in the London Blitz?

>>85472439
He took a wrong turn and accidentally stepped into a Tardis, mistaking it for a bathroom

>>85472439
Time Storm brought him

>>85472143
Where can I read these tales of autism?

>>85472435
Thanks.

And reminder that the prostitute pretending to be the Doctor looks like Marion Cotillard.

>>85472439
He went to the store in 2017, and when he came out, it was the Blitz.

>>85472478
It'll be a PDF when done.

Shit Trips Vol 1 PDF can be found here: http://doctorwhogeneral.wikia.com/wiki/File:Shit_Trips_Vol_1_Final_Version.pdf

>>85472478
The first volume is on the wiki

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Scaroth reporting in.

>>85472068
delet this

Good night, /who/

Give me some shit to write for Shit Trips

>>85472715
The Doctor presides over a Dalek/Cyberman wedding

>>85472715
Second person smut, starring a male reader and Thirteen.

>>85472753
Which Doctor?

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>>85472794
Four

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why are silurians so qt?

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>>85472930
11/10 would stick my ape dick in

This thread dies so fast when we're not arguing.

>>85473017
no it doesn't

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>no nardole or missy
>bill comes back

fuck this gay earth

What do you think about Donald Trump?

>>85473160
smarter than people think

>>85473160
Orange

>>85473178
Pretty damn smart then

>>85473160
He's a bit impolite

Give me your best Jodie pics, I'm working on a... project.
Preferably of a decent resolution

>>85473343
There's a 5000px resolution picture on wikifeet

>>85473160
innevitable

>>85473160
The better choice

>>85473074
>>85473160

Yeah sure it doesn't.

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>>85473160

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>>85473419

>>85473457
I'm just saying, bro.
Anyway, I'm getting sick of the Captchas anyway so I'm out.
Ya'll are some hoes.

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>rewatching torchwood
>see this

>>85473557
i noticed that the first time. there are a couple of them through the series

>>85473557
That's a cute smile.

>>85473557
Yeah, I remember when we had based RTD and his comfy season long arcs. I miss them desu. Hate what we got with Moffat and his shit plan of "every single season has to redefine what the doctor is, why he's out on adventures and whether or not he's a good man even though he's spent thousands of years being a goodman and there WAS NO FUCKING REASON TO HAVE THAT SUBPLOT AND THAT PETER CAPALDI WAS WASTED ON MOFFAT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

I wish we had Comfy Who back.

>>85473601
tosh is a cutie

>>85473605
having a phrase occur throughout the series and its meaning revealed in the finale is a shit arc
S8 had the best arc of any series

>>85473605
I hope you die in a terrible accident

>>85473669
>S8 had the best arc of any series
I think that goes to S10 now
for all the faults of individual episdoes, the arc was handled well and had a great payoff

like it or not RTD brought who back from the wildreness years

So how do you guys feel about looms

>>85473605
calling RTD's "arcs" that is a real stretch. he basically had teases for the finale in each episode, but nothing to even begin to suggest a series long arc. moffat did the same in series 5, though he did take it a tiny step further in flesh and stone and cold blood, but then he went a step further and made the show almost feel serialized. I don't like either approach honestly, and wish the finales would stop being treated like some crazy insane spectacle, and instead just be the closing episode for the series, not the defining one - it really undermines the significance of each individual episode and makes them feel relatively unimportant. I think the show's also gotten a tad formulaic in its episode structure - something that the idea of "having nothing happen until the finale" means that you never feel like a character is at risk unless it's episode 12 or 13, which is a bit worrisome when half the episodes put the companion in the risk of dying but you never feel any sense of anxiousness for them - I really admired series 5 for just up and killing Rory off in episode 9, since it really did shake that up a bit. course, he did end up coming back, but that's another story.

>>85473704
As a true Doctor Who fan, I hate Doctor Who and therefore I hate RTD.

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>>85473605
delet yourself

>>85473796
>Perhaps most of all, I favor the novels’ idea of Time Lords being spun from Looms, the same way that characters are spun in stories. The Doctor, after all, is a character in a story. Conversely, I don’t like the 1996 TV movie assertion that the Doctor is half-human at all. On the television show, we were in fact suggesting that the Doctor might have been part of a more powerful group of beings who accidentally created the Gallifreyan society, perhaps with Rassilon. It made him much more powerful and mysterious.
>I think Looms are nicely mysterious. By making the Doctor half-human, it takes away his mystery – and therefore more power. Because where there’s mystery, there’s power, there’s fear, there’s uncertainty. At the same time, in a dramatic sense, Looms make people feel that the Doctor they knew wasn’t all that they thought he was.

This is Sylvester McCoy's opinion on Looms and I agree with it.

>>85473669
>S8 had the best arc of any series
God no. Every Missy scene prior to the finale was terrible and felt tacked on as fuck and really ruined the episode - it's even worse in hindsight since Death in Heaven was mediocre and it wasn't even worth the scenes' inclusions. Instead of cutting away during nearly every episode to show you someone in heaven, Dark Water should've started with a montage showing Missy recruiting the various people that died throughout the series. That would be far less detrimental to the individual episodes and their tone. Plus - Missy being short for Mistress was so obvious that most people called it in advance and were unsatisfied with the reveal that it would've been better to introduce her in episode 11 so there isn't time to speculate.

>>85473893
Missy wasn't the S8 arc
The S8 arc was 12 and clara's character development where they became so alike that they ended up parting ways because they both lied to each other about being alright because they thought they were making the other one happy

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>What's a "character arc"? Does that mean hamfistedly shoehorning a character into every episode with no further developments until the finale?

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The Face of Cucks

>>85473557
RTDs continuity was GOAT

>>85474099
Who needs a woman when you're a centurion? R-right?

>>85474010
That'd be the character arc, though honestly aside from the ending of Mummy and Death in Heaven I fail to see much evidence of that through the series. The plot arc of S8, and the one people would be far more likely to think of is definitely the whole "Promised Land" shtick - since that's embedded in nearly every episode, from Missy showing up when the Clockwork man, the soldier in Into the Dalek, the man in The Caretaker, etc. die, to being the destination in Robot of Sherwood, and Missy watching over Clara in Flatline. It's very clearly the main arc of the series.

I will say, I'm not fond of 12's and Clara's character arc in S8 much either, but I think I would have if it had ended with her departure. In S9 it just became obnoxious having two characters who are too similar to each other running around, and it completely lost the dynamic where the Doctor is the alien one, and the human one is the companion, who which the audience empathizes with.

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>Oi mate, you wanna gimme your crisps b'fore I do ya?

>>85474099
>cuck
>because the doctor once kissed amy and then the universe was rebooted
>and then amy and rory lived together forever and ever happily ever after where the doctor would never be able to interfere in their lives again
what

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>>85474114

>>85473605
Lol, if there is any showrunner in DW that ever wasted an actor, it was RTD and Eccleston.

>>85474211
Ecclescakes was never gonna be in more than a season - and I'd say series 1 was a pretty great one season. The issue is that he was only in one season, not the quality of the season - and RTD isn't the one responsible for him only being in a single season, heck, he's the reason he was in one at all.

>>85474194
Ayyy nice job on the font.

Did cats ever stream the rescue?

>>85474211
But S1 has the best character arc for the Doctor in any NuWho series.

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>>85474211
Eccleston left because he was a self-centered cunt who was too lazy to put up with more than a few months work, not because of RTD.

RTD brought the show back from nothing, if it weren't for him you wouldn't even have a show right now.

>>85474264
>from nothing

lad...

>>85474264
>Eccleston left because he was a self-centered cunt who was too lazy to put up with more than a few months work, not because of RTD.
Nice bullshit. There are several reasons cited for why Eccleston left, none of them are anything close to that. One time he said he didn't see eye to eye with one of the higher ups, another time he said that he didn't like the way certain members of the crew were treated and continuing to do the job would mean he would have to turn a blind eye to things he was uncomfortable with, and another time he simply said he wanted to perform the role differently. Never did he mention the production schedule, and if anything the reasons given are far from "self-centered."

>RTD brought the show back from nothing, if it weren't for him you wouldn't even have a show right now.
You're not wrong there, and Eccleston specifically said that the only reason he agreed to do Doctor Who was that he'd worked with RTD on The Second Coming and admired him so much from that, and wanted to work with him again.

>>85474264
I know Christopher Eccleston. He lived in a richer area of New York at one point. I bumped into him in a sandwich shop. He was shooting the shit with the sandwich maker when I came up to give my order. I got a standard turkey on wheat with mayo and pepper jack. It was something very simple. All the while Chris was laughing to himself and pointing at me occasionally mumbling, "Is this guy serious?"

I wasn't sure why I guess he was displeased about me ordering or what I ordered. After I got my sandwich I sat down and ate while he just leaved back into the windowed meat display and watched me. When I got up to throw the trash away he stopped me and offered his hand. I was shy because I knew who he was but he introduced himself anyways. When I shook his hand the other hand came out of his pocket holding a tazer which he used on my neck. When I fell to the ground tense I soiled myself. He laughed, "This guy." And started kicking me in the face quoting Doctor Who over and over, "STUPID APE STUPID APE."

I woke up in the hospital next to a vase of broccoli labeled, "From Chris."

Now every year he shows up to my families Thanksgiving dinner, uninvited, unannounced, and just eats, laughs to himself, and then leaves. Last year he murdered my mother. I fear what hurricane Chris will bring this year...

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>>85474194
ROSE, DON'T LIE TO ME YOU FOOKING COONT I SEE THE CRISP CRUMBS AROUND YOUR LIPS IF I TOLD YOU ONCE I TOLD YOU A HUNDRED FOOKING TIMES NEVAH TOOCH MUH FOOKING CRISPS YER FOOKING DICK'EAD!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbMSFZ1LNiQ

aw I wanna hug him

>>85474449
>I do have to say, this isn't my TARDIS, I had a bet- a different TARDIS
kek

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>>85474582
>rose and clara's pictures have clearly switched places
wew

>>85474582
>not bill on the centre
trash it goes

>>85474582
what a shitty edit.

Is Doctor Who the closest thing to "british capeshit"?

>>85474582
>Vastra and Jenny
Is this bait?

>>85474582
at least make your own, m8

https://soundcloud.com/abc-melbourne/christopher-eccleston-on-drive-with-raf-epstein
from 03:45
chris seems cool

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Thoughts? I was pretty irritated by this.

>>85474582
I don't get it.
>Bill "good character"
>Clara and Rose have switched places for no reason

What is this crap? Are you human?

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>>85474661
Of course...who else?

Why would I want to stay in this place if you guys hate RTD AND at the same time like VNA's and Peter Davison?

>>85474661
I couldn't agree with them more. Pearl a shit, we need more companions like Karen and Jenna - that is, companions that aren't hideous to look at.

>>85474695
>you wouldn't be saying this if Bill was white

>>85474718
If Bill was white but still fuck-ugly, then yes, I would still be saying it.

>>85474718
martha a cute tho...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrGcGoprCT4

what a sweetheart

>>85474695
>>85474718
>>85474735

>implying the only difference is in her appearance

Are you serious? She was fucking retarded. If she was white even more people would hate her

>>85474582
Swap Clara and Rose and this is acceptable.

>I'm Clara and I'm soooo in love with the doctor!
>I'm Clara and I somehow exist across the doctor's entire life as I protect him because I'm a Mary Sue!
>I'm Clara and--wait my Doctor isn't a young handsome twink anymore?
>SORRY DOCKTAH YOUR OLD AND WRINKLED SO IM DATING A BLACK GUY NOW
>DOCKTAH YOU BETTER SAVE MY BLACK BOYFRIEND OR IM GONNA THROW ALL YOUR TARDIS KEYS IN LAVA
>DOCKTAH IM THE BOSS NOW BECAUSE IM STRONG AND INDEPENDENT AND YOUR OLD AND WRINKLED
>NO DOCKTAH I DUNNO IF UR A GOOD MAN EVEN THOUGH I WATCHED YOU SAVE THE UNIVERSE DOZENS OF TIMES OVER

Fuck Clara. I would kill her in real life if I had the chance.

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>>85474791
>Clara
>Mary Sue

>>85474791
>>Fuck Clara
wish i could desu

>>85474807
>>85474802
>it's a /who/ is triggered over a post which insults their wet dream they masturbate to because she's so cute and pretty!! episode

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>>85474661
The Guardian's Opinions section is scum and nothing good can ever be gained from reading it.

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>>85474791


y-you wouldnt hurt me... would you anon?

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>>85474755

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>>85474791
>Complaining about CLARA
>Not complaining about BILL

deleteyourself.exe

>>85474791
>clara
becomes important through a plot point. the explanaition is clear, surprising and doesnt feel forced.

>bill
normal throughout entire season until a one off creature comes back and SOMEHOW turns her into a god with zero explanation why,

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>it's a "Second Doctor and TARDIS crew gets mistaken for spies" episode

>YOU CAN'T CRITISIZE CLARA'S CHARACTER TRAITS AND WRITERS' WRITING ON HER BECAUSE JENNA COLEMAN IS SO PRETTY AND I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH HER AND I MASTURBATE TO HER PHOTOS

I hope you will die in a car accident.

>>85474755
>when chris says "you're my favorite too"
daww I love him

>>85474661
Wait, so the doctor, companion and lead writer are ALL leaving at once?

Surely that should tell you something. Show is kill

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>>85474692
>not liking both based RTD and the based New Adventures

>>85474898
I hated that ending so fucking much, I was glad that she finally fucking left. She is coming back in the Christmas special tho, I hope she dies.

>>85474938
You do realise this is a semi-regular thing, right? The exact same thing happened with Tennant

>>85474922
>gets presented with argument
>bitches and doesnt address argument

you're gay mate

>>85474974
Kill yourself

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>>85474995

>>85474922
>I would kill her in real life if I had the chance.
>Criticise

I hope you will die in a car accident. Well, not really, you're the only angery one here, fag.

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how can you not fall hopelessly in love with her?

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*BRRRAAAAPPPPPPPPP*

>>85474995
You go first, boi

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Best Dalek coming through

>>85475032
Pushing the quality of the thread up a notch, I see.

Scaroth reporting in.

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>>85475066

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When do you think we'll get a new missing episode discovered, /who/?

Edge_Lord_Victorious reporting in

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>>85475081
>no pic
You had one job

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Nilso reporting in.

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Master Racer reporting in, crank it up!
>*Drum and Bass remix of Deja vu starts playing*

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>tfw not ultimate shit trip anon but my Shit Trips 2 entry is already at 42 pages and possibly going to pass 65 by the end

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Capaldo reporting in

Last episode I watched was the Christmas special with the lesbian Lizard and the Sontaran

Is it worth starting up again?

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Iymerence reporting in

>>85475197
Yes

>>85475197
No such special exists

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>>85474898
>explanation is clear
>oh no clara is dead
>oh no she's alive because time lord tech and she's immortal now and she also knows how to fly a tardis somehow

>doesn't feel forced
wrong again


>bill
you're right there, that was complete bullshit

>>85474829
I would literally bash your brains out with a bat. I cannot believe my perfect Amy got replaced by you.

>>85474817
Gross.

>>85474802
Stop wanking over her five minutes and you'd realize it.

>Falls in love with the Doctor
>Cucks him because he's no longer young
>Bosses him around all season and he puts up with it
>Literally betrays him and he puts up with it
>Dies and ends up immortal
>Gets a free Tardis
>Knows how to fly it

How is she not?

>>85475225
He's referring to The Snowmen dummy.

>>85475248
I'd like to pretend no such special exists thank you very much

Reminder that the "Clara was the worst companion" meme and "Peter Capaldi was an amazing Doctor but he was let down by shitty scripts" meme are THE number one boardie identifiers. If you see someone spouting this horseshit: you got yourself a boardie.

>>85475260
i agree and so does my favorite trip

>>85475259
What possible autistic hatred could you have for the Snowmen that you've wanted to strike it from your memory?

>>85475260
>if someone disagrees with my wank material they're a boardie

Okay anon, okay.

>>85475260
>boardie
Stop using that word.

>>85475283
Whos your fav?

>>85475260
What's a boardie?

>>85475209
Alright, I'll give it a go. Is Capaldi less annoying than I recall Smith being?

>>85475283
are they your favorite trip because they agree with you?

>>85475315
neocloister. i also like immigrant and regular cloister f.w.i.w.

>>85475321
no i like most of their posts

>>85475197
That was two Christmas ago, I believe.

Anyone want to go on omegle and wank together over our whofu?

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>>85474691

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>>85475207
nice meme anon, that's me though

>>85475530
dont forgt dont forgt dont forgt DONT FORGet
subscriiibe

>>85475260
>boardie
They doesnt exist
And you like Clara because she's hot
And you like Peter Capaldi because he's old and being contrarian is a great feeling

>>85475562
Clara is pretty. She is absolutely NOT hot, tits are too flat and saggy for that descriptor

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>>85475587
>NOT HOT

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>>85471997
Bird Doctor?

>>85475587
>Tits are too flat and saggy for that descriptor
>Only seen them from a terrible angle in bad lighting.

Jenna's tits are way better than any you'll ever get ;)

>>85475643
I'll have you know the hookers I fuck have much better tits. If you'd like to prove me wrong, go ahead and post a better pic.

>>85475631
Pretty, not hot. Just as I said

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Reminder that The Crown > Victoria

Jenna is eternally getting BTFO

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if this isnt the most attractive person you've ever seen then your gay mate

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>the RTD era exists

>>85475427
Didn't minimatt say Wosenthal was gonna be the Doctor?

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>>85475670
>the hookers I fuck
Watch out, jack the ripper over here!

Can someone explain to me whomst the fuck minimatt even is?

>>85475670
There are no other pictures of her bare tits - she's only done that one scene. And you're judging her from that.

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>>85475768
>RTDs era isnt fun!

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>>85475768
>David Tennant is one of my favorite actors but the 10th Doctor is shite thanks to RTD

>>85475787
So you're condemning me for reaching a conclusion based on evidence instead of opinions?

/tv/ is a weird board

>>85475731
Can someone shop out the logo in the top right corner and the bird shit off the TARDIS please?

>>85472086
>dun be sexist on 4chan guise!
you can tell when an old guy posts on 4chan because they say shit like this.

and im 30. the guy who posted this was probably like 50.

oh well im still happy to have him here keping things interesting.

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>>85475803
re: tennant's stupid doctor

>>85475809
I'm saying the evidence itself is barely evidence.

If Mat Smith had a picture of his cock taken from that angle it'd look a lot smaller than the monster it actually is.

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Danny's back, in Cyberman form!

>>85475786
A boy Ian Levine once described has having the personality of a cold rice pudding

>>85475813
I don't see any bird shit m8

>>85475872
The bits where paint has come off looks like bird shit, sorry.

Removal of the logo still stands though.

>>85475818
I'm actually a 21yo shitposter tyvm

>>85475731
Why is the TARDIS so fucking huge in that pic?

>>85475923
Because Jenna is cute and tiny

>>85475934
nonce

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what id id did did without choces ijnt ehamnes peace snatity

but not in the name of the snail!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>85475934
are you sure?

>>85476006
Donna told him how to fix the chameleon circuit, why is it still a phonebox?

>>85476026
He likes it that way

>>85476026
>You know you could fix that chameleon circuit if you just tried hotbinding the fragment links and superseding the binary, binary, binary, binary, binary, binary, binary, binary, binary, binary, binary, binary, binary, binary

She didn't finish

>>85476026
You honestly think he needed Donna to tell him how to fix his own goddamn chameleon circuit?

It's still a phone box because he likes it that way and because it's a famous icon of the fucking show.

I do kind of want to see another renegade Time Lord with a chameleon circuit that actually works in New Who

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What about Clara's TARDIS?

>>85476084
Killing off the Time Lords seems like a really short sighted decision

Back when the show ended the first time before the RTD revival, was the Time War a thing that meant he had to include it, or was it a new idea he had?

>>85476113
New idea made pointless by the fact that the Daleks survived.

>>85476109
It's retarded and moffat is a spineless coward for not having the balls to kill any of his female characters permanently

>>85476125
Calm down dude it's just a kids show

>>85476125
why so sexist anon?

>>85476113
It sort of had been done in the novels that came out while the show was off the air.

>>85476124
Is the cunt who owns the rights still demanding they be included in every series?

>>85476125
Why is everyone so bloodthirsty?

>>85476124
>New idea made pointless by the fact that the Daleks survived.
I really don't think the 'point' was to get rid of the series' most iconic enemy in the first place.

>>85476213
Isn't that literally just a myth?

>>85476234
Might be, I thought it was true

I missed the Daleks this series I hope we see them in christmas

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My world is dead but now there will be a second red planet. Red with the blood of humanity!

>>85476245
I mean, Terry Nation has to be credited so I wouldn't put it past his estate to actually do that. I don't know if there's actually a source for it.

>when S11 will air, it will have been three years since he last Dalek story
Do you think that is a long enough break?

>>85476170
I'm a sexist because I don't deify women to the point that I like lazy writing?

>Amy "died" by getting zapped into the past to live with the man she loved until she died of old age

>River "died" by having her brain uploaded into a virtual computer that can create anything she wants and has all her friends and that she can apparently leave whenever she wants to talk to the Doctor

>Clara died by getting shot by a smoke raven then got brought back by the Time Lords whilst not being able to age thus making her immortal, then gets slapped with her own Tardis

Me "dies" then gets brought back to life by some bullshit immortality technology that keeps her alive indefinitely and she joins her fellow immortal Clara in her Tardis

>Bill "dies" by getting converted into a Cyberman then getting unconverted because she had magic tears that were actually her lesbian puddle gf who turned her into a puddle as well with godlike powers and the ability to travel anywhere in time and space

Seriously, read through all that and explain how it isn't the laziest writing ever, created only to appease to the female fanbase because he's afraid of being called sexist for killing them off.

>>85476302
More than enough I really like the Daleks

>>85476313
Or maybe Doctor Who shouldn't be dark for the sake of being dark. It's a show about hope, killing off every character would literally be LAZIER writing.

>>85476313
What's your obsession with killing characters anon?

>>85476234
I feel it's not a coincidence that even in the year the show was off the air, they STILL somehow managed to air a scene with the Daleks on television.

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>>85476302
Yes, but redesign them a bit. Not in the shit way of the Paradigms though. Something like this.

>>85474898
So Bill gets a bad send off so she's suddenly the worst?
Clara aint been shit for a long time. Just because Bill had a shit ended doesn't negate the fact that Clara was just as bad.

>>85475021
She's cute for sure, but Clara aint shit.

COMPASSION
IS
WRONG

>>85475127
Is this the new meme?

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LADSSSSSSS

Remember me in my life without life

>>85476125
>not having the balls to kill any of his female characters permanently
Companions are made up and get replaced regularly. There is nothing 'brave' or 'manly' about choosing to kill them. Moffat isn't scared of doing so, he rejects it on principle because it is not the kind of story he is interested in writing. An ending where a companion dies is not fundamentally more interesting than one where they go on to live a different sort of life.

The fake-out deaths Clara and Bill have beforehand are not subtle indicators that Moffat really wished he could kill them or that this would be the 'truer' ending to the narrative, they are purely there to generate narrative suspense.

>>85476536
Yeah and Bill did kinda die a horrible death, but waterlessie homoeopathsied her up.

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Best Doctor coming through

Ultimate shit trip anon reporting, I've only got to introduce Ruth Negga, Charlie from Class, Marion Cotillard Prostitute Doctor and empenissed 13th Doctor. Then I can wrap up the mess of a story

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hILBS_tIGNs

Got an idea for a Shit Trips that's a crossover of MGSV TPP and Doctor Who

>>85476693
Sounds interesting

I always pictured a sequence where the newly regenerated Doctor is wrapped in bandages like Ishmael in the prologue and has to escape the hospital.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrVBdmCczno
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VR58EPyQ05U
who was in the wrong here?

>>85476808
>Ex Doctor Whos

Surely It should be ex Doctors Who?

Like Directors General, not Director Generals

>>85476729
I always imagined the Doctor tuning in on a distress call but it turns out it's the distress call of the Soviets facing Boss.

The Doctor gets extracted, along with his TARDIS.
Then some tantalising scenes with maybe 12 and Miller talking about war.

Too bad I can't write dialogue.

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Anyone else bothered by the fact they decided to give the first Doctor a glowy regeneration hand?

>>85477041
Not really.

>>85477041
1's regeneration was a flash to white
why can't it be a flash to orange?

>>85477041
Only a little bit. New viewers need to understand that the same thing is happening to both Doctors.

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>ywn make jenna do this

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>>85477166

>>85477274
New doctor is white

typical racist bbc

11th's screwdriver > 10 and 9 screwdriver > literal shit > 12th's screwdriver

>>85477445
I will agree that 11's is best.

>>85477370
>racist bbc
>racist
>bbc
You have not heard of Freud?

>>85477445
13th will have a wiggly function

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>>85474837
Before I go, I just want to say you were fantastic. Absolutely fantastic. And you know what? So was I!

>>85475099
After the show is cancelled.
So another 5 years maybe

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>>85477694
>implying

>>85477445
6's lack of screwdriver>>>>>>>>having a sonic screwdriver

JNT was right

do the ice warriors have a single interesting story?

>>85477848
The Curse of Peladon's pretty good
And Big Finish's Deimos/The Resurrrection of Mars is great too.

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why does mrsinxist have a page on the wiki but not neo

>>85477913
huh, haven't reached The Curse of Peladon yet. currently watching the seeds of death

Doctor Who is dead.

>Will we ever get a thread without "Doctor Whore" or "Doctor Who is dead."?

>>85478044
Who are you quoting?

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>>85477931
tfw ur favorite trip doesnt get a page

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>>85477445
>>85477487
11's is pretty bad too. It's ridiculously huge and clearly designed with merchandising in mind. 10's was alright, 2's was better, and having no sonic at all is the best.

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what do you want 13 to wear?

>>85478181
you posted it. is there a chance petition for this

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>>85478181
I don't know but I wonder when we'll find out. How long after Capaldi's announcement did they reveal his outift? Also, what was your reaction to it, /who/?

Personally, I remember being underwhelmed. I thought it looked really dull. I'm glad they changed Capaldi's outfit a lot. He got some much much better ones as time went on.

>>85478119
I bet you like the fifth doctor

>>85478219
Revealed like at the end of January 2014 after his first appearance, probably the same for Whittaker.

>>85478374
Very much so

>>85478423
Do we know when Series 11 filming begins?

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.

>>85474837
JUST

we NEED some news or leaks about s11
this is getting unbearable

>>85478615
It's gonna be shit - there's your leak

>>85478615
Kris Marshall with an Irish accent. Japanese companion.

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>>85478576

>>85478576
What does this have to do with Doctor Who? Why do you keep posting it?

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It's like poetry
It rhymes

Ultimate shit trip anon here.
Over 2,000 words later, this is what I've got. This may or may not be the final version. Cranked this out in a couple sittings. See what you think

https://pastebin.com/GzGD7yaP

Chumbley vs Abzorbaloff anon here.

Thinking about changing it from Two/Jamie/Zoe to Twelve/Nardole. Thoughts?

>>85478645
>Japanese companion
male or female?
I'm all for a qt Japanese companion

>>85478826
Japanese boys can be pretty qt but so can Japanese girls

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>>85478800
The doctor reference card amended after every doctor appearance

new >>85478841

migrate when ready.

>>85478826
Kris Marshall IS the Japanese-Irish companion. He's wearing yellowface.

>>85478852
>migrate when ready.
why make it early then?

>>85478847
>Bird Doctor
who or what is the bird doctor?

>>85478956
A Doctor who is part avian

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>>85478985
Bok?

>>85478119
do you think we're going to see this sonic in the christmas special?

>>85479051
If they give Hartnell a sonic, I'll be pissed. He didn't have it.

Watching Classic Who and just got to Warrior's Gate. Why is Romana and K9's departure so anticlimactic, it comes out of nowhere in the final few minutes. Is there some behind the scenes reason why they left so abruptly?