/got/ general: Lesbians edition

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>>85108515

First for the Frogfu

xth for JONxCERSEI

What character got fucked over the most by D&D? For me it's a tie between Catelyn and Stannis.

two jews walk into a bar

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>this shitshow will be remembered as one os the greatest (if not the best) of all times
thanks a lot normalfags

>>85108515
give spoilers pls

Did I accidentally get the Australian version?
Every second word is 'cunt'.

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>>85108574

>>85108589
>What character got fucked over the most by D&D?

It's all a fucking disaster. A tie between Stannis and Euron

>>85108609
and they buy it?

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>>85108573

Not qt enough.

>>85108573
Why do I get this feeling that getting a blow job from her would be more sexually stimulating than sex with Emilia Clarke?

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>>85108589

Of those two? Stannis, absolutely. I think we the viewers got fucked the hardest by the irresponsible lack of Strong Belwas.

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Euron Brando

reminder to not respond to dragonstone posters

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>>85108515
Will my friend double dildos ever come back? It's been almost three years

>>85108609
everything beautiful is destroyed, the end.

what gift is euron going to give to Cersei?
dragon eggs?
the dragon horn?
dragon glass?

>>85108667
WHERE IS DARKSTAR

>>85108702
HES PECKER

>>85108702
>what gift is euron going to give to Cersei?

Nothing, he's bluffing

ALSO I THOUGHT EURON WANTED TO ALLY WITH DANY WHAT THE FUCK DND?

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Satisfy my curiosity.
Who do you want to see lose / die?

http://www.strawpoll.me/13454982
http://www.strawpoll.me/13454982
http://www.strawpoll.me/13454982

>>85108702
dick

>>85108573
dis ho been BLACKED yet?

>>85108702
His great big clock

>>85108640
I want Cersei to be Jons mommy gf!

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>>85108589

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You guys are just being contrarian and not actually upset with Dany walking into Dragonstone, are you?

>muh books tho

Yeah about that, most of the people who watch the tv show have a LIFE and don't want to waste their time watching a boring siege for a half hour. It was cool and symbolic seeing Dany walking back to her home.

>>85108589
stannis 100%

not only did his character get shit on while alive (save for a few "redemption" scenes quickly ignored) they constantly shit talk him post death just about every episode

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>>85108813
>You guys are just being contrarian and not actually upset with Dany walking into Dragonstone, are you?

>>85108827
>they constantly shit talk him post death just about every episode

You can tell Dnd really hate his fucking guts for some reason. Probably cause he's a real leader unlike Dnd.

>there are tons of people right now saying that Sansa was right and the Jon should've listen to her becasue she's now a stronk independent woman
IN WHAT FUCKING WAY WAS SHE RIGHT?

Jon cares about the very survival of the human race on Westeroes, Sansa's scared of Cersei and wants to reward loyal houses which sided with them.....which means every house there apart from house Mormont should be stripped?

She's a fucking idiot and I honestly don't understand how people can say she was in the right.

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>>85108802
its not fair

>>85108813
YOU DONT NEED TO SHOW TO SIEGE
SHOW HAVE SKIPPED PLENTY OF ACTION SEQUENCES
DUMB FROG

>>85108702
Are you just memeing or are you a newfag?

>>85108813
there's 2 or 3 complete morons who keep posting about their ignorant opinions about how it's the most bestest stratetmeitlcally placed tacticastratetgy castle in the history of westeros and whoever controls it controls the world

>>85108855
Stannis refused to get bend over to get raped by them.
So they broke him instead.

>>85108813
they didnt need to show a siege, they could just show the before and after of the battle like many other shows do, or even just a passing mention. at least then it would be somewhat believable.

regardless youre either baiting or a dumb frog poster (likely both) so heres the you.

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>>85108515
RADMURE WHEN?!

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>>85108813

>>85108813
I think it's absolutely retarded that Dragonstone would be left completely abandoned without so much as a small guard or even bandits at this point.
That said I do think everyone would flee at the sight of the dragons

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Something wrong,
I hold my head,
Stannis gone, my nigga still alive!

I started watching season 3. Should I go back and do 1 and 2?

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>tfw you were drawing up clues as to how varys is a blackfyre supporter and a bloodraven vs varys sub plot could have taken place, bringing such a deadly but truly based rivalry to the present and possibly connecting past events with the present events, shedding light on how a series of events from two half-targaryan bastards have reshaped the course of westorosi history and realizing IT WILL NEVER FUCKING HAPPEN

>>85108665
because she still works for it while dany knows that she can do barely anything and get rewarded for it

>>85108976
Yes, enjoy the show when it was actually good.

It only gets progressively worse thereafter.

>>85108713
Why do you like Darkstar so much, Anon?

I did not expect salsa to actually become a decent actress. Maisie needs to take notes

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>>85108876

Salsa is less retarded than she used to be but she's still fucking retarded. Not only is her idea stupid, but she questioned the King and her brother in PUBLIC. Yes, Lord Beardyface also questioned him, but he's a man and also not the King's sister. They need to show a united front so early in his tenure or else his rule will be shakey.

Jon has this fucking balancing act going on trying to keep the Watch and the Wildlings and the Northerners from murdering each other and going home. The last thing he needs is Salsa being lippy in public. Question him all you want in private, fight for what you believe, and then in public you full throatedly support your King.

If she can't do that she might as well just dispense blowjobs on the street corner in King's Landing because she's worthless in any sort of command position.

>>85108833
i love these :3

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I WANT TO FUCK HER SO FUCKING BAD

>>85109026
Because he's a manga weeb

>>85108813
In feudal campaigns in which cases lords fell in battle their castles were typically looted and abandoned. The baratheons almost to a man have been wiped out.

>>85108632
A pile of shit

>>85108738
>My boy Jon down low with davos, the hound, and jaime

alright gotg, I like you now
except melissandre being so low, fuck you guys and fuck that cunt

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>>85108939
You have to go back

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Is Sansa the most unintentionally retarded character in all of television?

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cast her /got/

>>85108702
Either tyrion's or a dragon's head

>>85109109
dragonstone is shit and even stannis hated it lol

>>85109123
Littlefingers brothel girl #7, specialising in foot fetishers

>>85109123
Daenerys Targaryen

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>>85109026

>>85109072
same bud

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>>85108515
All I want is after all the books are out a 100% faithful to the books animu that covers every character with no jewish yaas queen slay shit from D&D. Fuck that lazy fat faggot GRRM for letting his work get fucked by those kikes.

>>85109105
Fuck off reddit

>>85108951
dead meme, anon. Let it go.

>>85108876
>>85109042
man I didnt expect all these 100% correct opinions

good thing Im here and not in the youtube comments section or reddit

>>85109190
nice try you dirty old crone, stop killing little girls

>>85108876
Because normies don't realize that the show is a critique of feudalism and it's inherent violence. In fact most of them are please that it's now more like the tolkien that grrm criticized about how a good person makes a good king/queen.

>>85109115
>unintentionally

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>>85109123
She's the matriarch from a previously unknown House. Their banner is a hula hoop with a bbc going through it.

daily reminder to dragonstone fags

stannis baratheon - "I never asked for Dragonstone. I never wanted it."

>>85109123
Sansa who always has a cock in her mouth so she can't talk

>>85109220
they gotta be in this season

do they eat from the same bowls they shit in?

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>yfw spoilers were real

>>85109289
???

>>85109289
Don't forget this
>"Bad pusy!"

>>85109306
no, the maesters are not indians.

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>>85109314

>>85108986
>Not realizing that Bloodraven gave Rhaegar visions of the Great Other and is basically responsible for everything

>>85108833
But that doesnt happen at Dragonstone (Stanni's Castle). It happened at Stormsend (Renly's Castle).

Your image is incorrect

>>85108702
>Euron will go and fight Dany at sea with his ships
>He'll blow his horn and steal Viserion because it's red and gold, the lannister colours
>Mary Sue will only have 2 dragons left

>Viserion will be eventually used to kill Cersei somehow

>In a major battle at the wall, Dany will bring her two dragons, she'll be riding Drogon

>Drogon will be brought down somehow, Dany will be launched from him

>Dany will be shockingly and suddenly delet by Night King infront of everyone, she won't be rez'd, just delet

>Drogon will be kill and rez'd as nightmare level dragon


>Rhaegal, the last dragon left alive will be warged into by Bran
>Brienne of Tarth will be Azor Ahai

watch it happen

>>85109367
>Bloodraven
>Not Bran

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>>85109338

ugh. Roddy Doddies. The worst.

Anyone know if Linda is doing video reviews of season 7?

>We start at the Twins. Walder Frey is giving a speech to his assembled family. We can already tell that the murder of the real Walder Frey has gone undetected, as has the murder of two of his sons, as has the act of baking those two sons into a pie for Walder Frey to eat before he died.
>So while she wasn’t busy making two different disguises, murdering the Lord of a major house, killing his two sons, butchering them, and baking them into a pie, Arya also managed to find time to poison the wine of what looks to be at least twenty people without anyone noticing.
>I’m tempted to ask all sorts of questions, like “how exactly did she pull this off?” and “how exactly DOES this whole face-swapping thing work, since that was never really explained,” and “seriously, how do the faces work, because Arya is clearly physically a much smaller person than Walder Frey,” and “how is she possibly going to get away with this, since presumably House Frey has guards, and she pulled her face-mask-thing off and admitted to her crime in front of a half-dozen (at least) witnesses, and she’s still inside the castle,” and other questions along those lines.
>And that’s just the logical stuff! What about the fact that I’m supposed to cheer for an entire banquet full of people choking and vomiting on their own blood, and overlook the act of involuntary cannibalism that preceded it last season, and the fact that the writers attempted to justify all this by having their designated murder victims cackle about the Red Wedding in a way so obvious and on-the-nose that it would make a rookie fanfic writer blush. And then, I wonder why this scene was even included – we already saw Walder Frey and his two sons die, why do we need to spend an extended cold open watching a room full of unnamed Freys get killed? And then, just to rub salt in the wound, they went to the “The North Remembers” well again. But then I realized I couldn’t even.

>>85109385
your incorrect lol

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>>85108702

>>85108702
two hands

>>85109289
what does it have to do with anything, though? stop posting quotes if you don't get the context, dumb wikifag

>>85109385
no, she does send loras and others to siege dragonstone. storms end is also under siege though.

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>>85109289
>i dont like it
>so ill give my enemies this very strategically placed and important stronghold

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>cast super qt bunnyfu
>but shes one of the most annoying cunts in the show
IM CONFLICTED

>>85108677
>biker jacket
>jeans
>zippers

what the fuck am i supposed to be watching here?

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How did all those sickly old men have such thick strong logs? They had turds that well fed healthy 20 year old males have. What an odd and illogical scene.

>>85108515
When did you stop rooting for Daenerys?

For me I think it finally happened season 5. I never rooted for her in the books.

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Why didn't Arya rescue her uncle Edmure?

>>85108702
tyrion

>>85109314
We've known they were real since the set pictures started coming out.

Fucking newfags

>>85109385
storms end is under siege by the golden company

>>85109535
>Why didn't Arya rescue her uncle Edmure?

Everything boils down to Dnd hackery.

>>85108964
Why would any men still be manning Dragonstone after Stannis has long since been dead? It's been at least a year in-universe

Dragonstone isn't a Baratheon castle, it's a Targaryen one Stannis was assigned to by his fat cuck brother. The men probably said fuck it and went back to Storm's End. Did you see how fucking big Dragonstone is? Why bother fucking defending it when your king is dead and you know a bitch is sailing towards you with 3 dragons, 8000 dickless killing machines, dozens if not hundreds of ships, 100,000 savages, and whatever men Dorne and the Reach threw in?

>>85109531
it's just badib genius
i hate this show

>>85109535
Edmure are on Casterly Rock living with his frey waifu and rising his child.

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Is she hot or not?

>it was real
Read if you want to spoil it all
https://www.reddit.com/r/freefolk/comments/57w3yw/my_awayforthelads_season_7_spoiler_timeline/

>>85108623
I honestly think the first four seasons are among the best television has to offer.

The rest is pretty much trash though. Kinda just want it to hurry up and end at this point.

>>85109467
piece of shit worthless castle that even stannis hated and never gave a shit about

>>85109501
for a navy. no navy=they get surrounded and starved out. please go back to playing total war

>>85109580
>Why would any men still be manning Dragonstone after Stannis has long since been dead?

Cause they were ordered to do so and have no idea that Stannis is dead CAUSE NOBODY TOLD THEM!

>>85109580
Not that guy, but one would expect a Lannister occupational force to be there. It's too valuable to leave uncontested.

What the fuck is Euron going to do that is going to make Ramsay 'look like a little kid' in comparison?
Is he going to rape Tyrion or what?

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>>85109514

Watch Skins for your qt bunny fix, my dude

>>85109624
>implying Brienne didn't tweet it

>>85109314
>tfw Danny the marry sue wins the best boy bowl
>https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/259455695693414401/336688991271387136/giphy.gif
>tfw gif too big to fit on 4chan


>>85109534
I literally skipped all her scenes after drogo died because she bored the fucking HELL out of me

but that was because I started watching well into s6 and now im probably going just end up watching it in full

>>85109605
Hot with a capital h

I'm 10 minutes in an this fucking episode is so plebeian I wan to fucking hang myself.

>muh women
>muh Down syndrome northern girl
>muh Jun Snew

>>85109306

No, they're shitting in the same bowls they eat from.

Wait a second. So each season of Game of Thrones last a year, correct? So by the middle of season 4, Stannis leaves Dragonstone, ignore the fact he takes EVERYONE from Dragonstone, including the women and children and not leaving behind a small contingent of troops to defend against a siege, like in the books. So using my math, for the last TWO AND A HALF YEARS Dragonstone was abounded. Think about that for a second. There was ships that sailed by Dragonstone dozens of times, but not once did they land and take the castle. Castles WERE THE MOST VALUABLE THING IN MEDIEVAL TIMES! And this wasn't just a castle, this castle had ports for an entire armada. You could survive a siege for probably years on end. It is the most valuable castle in all of Westeros, just shitting there with nobody guarding it. And Jaime and Cersei knew Dany was gonna land there and did nothing at all to stop it, and Euron just passed by the island like it was nothing at all. Boy oh boy it's hard to describe in words how stupid that scene was!

>>85109042
Sansa opening her trap and mouthing off at that moment was indeed some high tier horseshit.

>>85109646
it holds no value if you don't have a fleet of ships to protect it. the lannisters do not have a fleet of ships capable of that. euron does but he just entered the game with his magic creation of 1000 ships out of thin air

>>85109700
It gets a lot worse.

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>>85109605
butterface

>>85109620
he hated it because he felt Storm's End was his by right you dumb fuck

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What is R'hollor's endgame for punished Beric?

>>85109724
>it holds no value if you don't have a fleet of ships to protect it.
I'd still disagree. It's a highly defensible fortress that's just a stone's throw away from King's Landing.

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>>85109605

Been a while since the answer was anything but not

>>85109737
He's AA reborn.

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>STOP SHITTING ON THE MOST EPIC SHOW ON TV, REEE DRAGONSTONE IS STUPID CASTLEEE!!!!!11

>>85109737
>What is R'hollor's endgame for punished Beric?

Nothing cause R'hollor doesn't exist

>tips seven pointed star

>>85109712
>So each season of Game of Thrones last a year, correct?

No idea why you think this. Didn't read the rest of your post and don't plan to either. It's a stupid post.

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>>85109783
>YOU DON'T HAVE TO THINK TO ENJOY IT, JUST TURN YOUR BRAIN OFF AND MUNCH ON POPCORN

>>85109620
regardless you would not leave your home and castle empty for any old random cunt to set up camp and squat in

>>85109580
You're telling me bandits wouldn't raid and occupy a fucking empty castle?

>>85109123
Girl who gets arrows fired into instead of Ros

>>85109807
>No idea why you think this

The wiki of GOT says each season lasts a year.

>>85109733
that is conveniently leaving out how he called it, in so many words, a shitty pile of rocks.

>>85109762
wow its close to kings landing, who cares, that didn't help stannis at all when he attacked it.

>>85109605
The horse or the goblin riding it?

>>85109817
that isn't his home, he hated it, he considered storms end is home. robert gave renly storms end and gave stannis dragonstone because historically dragonstone is the seat of the iron throne's heir.

Is there an age law on drinking alcohol in Westeros?

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>>85109605
norwegian here, bong girls do it for me, or "slags" as you call them, arya is top shelf

r'hollor hungers.

http://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Siege_of_Dragonstone

The Siege of Dragonstone refers to the action taken by forces loyal to King Tommen Baratheon to take Dragonstone, the island stronghold belonging to the rival King Stannis Baratheon. The end result is an allegedly costly victory for House Baratheon of King's Landing.

>>85109929
heng deg min mann

>>85109870
If you don't see or believe in the strategic importance in Dragonstone, then there's no hope here.

>>85109978
Yes it's key in War, just shitty in peacetime due to lack of land and resources.

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>>85109966
make me

>>85109729
DELET THIS

>>85108802
source

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>>85109966
>>85109929

>tfw VG gave episode 1 terningkast 5

>>85109978
worthless without a navy. cersei does not have a navy. euron does but he just entered the picture and he's literally going to attack dragonstone soon.

you have routinely made up scenarios that aren't possible in the show and you're just throwing shit at the wall

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>>85109605
>tfw I've saved 100+ Arya pics and gifs over the past 24 hours
Just put a bullet in me lads. Why am I so attracted to a girl that looks like her?

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>>85109978

Especially for keeping it out of the hands of Kelly C who you knew was out there. Jaime said it himself, Dragonstone has deep water ports, unlike many landing spots she might have chosen on the eastern seaboard. Forcing her to find another port would have been smart. Unfortunately for the Lannisters they were preoccupied with putting down a religious uprising and killing the Tyrells.

So they just handed Kelly C a really strong opening hand for absolutely nothing. And it's about to get stronger when the North agrees to whatever bullshit Dany tells them so they can have their dragonglass.

Through no particular strategic brilliance of her own Kelly C is poised to take over without breaking a sweat.

>>85110119
Because you are human.
Only true lovers of beauty see it

>>85110119

Because you're a virgin.

>nights king shows up at the wall
>tears down the doors
>Ed: Everyone run! He will sacrifice you all to hungry r'hllor!
>Ed pulls out a sword to try and let his men escape
>Nights King: It's time for you to pay the iron price, Lord Commander Tollet
>he stabs ed directly in the heart
>Nights King: Stannis sends his regards.

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>>85110095
herregud

>>85110101
>worthless without a navy
But that's just not true. Even then, it's important to hold the fortress for the sake of preventing anyone else from acquiring it.

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>>85110119
because she looks barely legal and you wanna break her in

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>>85110228

>>85110216
scenario 1
>cersei sends a few hundred guys to dragonstone
>oh look dany is here
>dragons and a fleet
>she starves or dragon fires everyone inside

scenario 2
>cersei sends a few hundred guys to dragonstone
>euron shows up with his 1000 big cock ships
>he surrounds it, sieges it, and starves them out

worthless.

>>85110119
You've grown so tired of being lonely that you'll latch onto and fixate about anything.

>>85110228
>>85110228
I assum she has ahas d a lot of sex as of now if you consider how she acts on her social media

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>this is a 10/10 in the North

>yfw the Night King is actually the original Azor Ahai rez'd, and the entire prophecy is now actually inverted

>A woman will pull a frozen sword out of the chest of a dying man they hate to save them, this woman who pulls out the sword will die under a healing sun

Why don't they just resurrect Stannis?

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>>85110425

>the fivehead

>>85109397
Literally none of that is going to be right except for the first line.

>>85110191
>ed bursts into flames
>his skin begins to crack and break off in a molten fashion
>suddenly, a blinding light blocks him from view
>light abruptly disappears, smoke shoots out
>as the smoke clears, Ed is revealed to actually be Stannis the Mannis, reborn
>Stannis kicks the Night King back
>unsheathes his sword, which then ignites in flames

>>85110462
>Why don't they just resurrect Stannis?

This is pretty much the last hope for the show at this point. If Dnd had any balls left they would do this.

>>85110405
While you do have a fair point about the dragons, that's applicable to literally every military scenario in Westeros. They're the ultimate trump card. However, the entire point of a well-stocked fortress is that it can delay an enemy for a very long time. Sieges aren't easy, and there's also a level of symbolic importance in putting up some form of resistance.

>>85110529
>tes in flames
>>>
>Anonymous 07/17/17(Mon)21:25:54 No.8
no dude he walreay died way back when they did that ill babttle plan agains tht warwhick

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>>85110529
you reckon the suits at HBO exert pressure on them or is this all their own mess?

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>>85110228
this desu

>>85108515
Done with this shitshow. Le epic Ed Sheeran cameo and literally nothing but inane predictable dialogue with an opening episode. Great job D&D! Bullshit

>>85109729
Great body but looks like Pumpkinhead!!!FACT!!!

>>85108515
what the fuck is happening in the OP

>>85110553
dragonstone isn't well stocked, stannis probably took every bit of food with him when he left, no point in letting it go bad. if cersei sent men there they wouldn't delay dany for any significant amount of time. she'd just get fed up with it and harrenhal them.

cersei and the lannisters have kings landing, they don't need dragonstone. dany isn't going to want to dragon fire the shit out of kings landing because there are way too many civilians there and she wants the iron throne for herself. keeping her army in kings landing is cerseis best bet

>>85109397
I could see them steal the dragon but no way dany loses

>>85108702
muh big cock

>>85110655
I thought it was a great episode

>>85109624
"Stannis inspires no love or loyalty. He isn't a king." - Renly

He only got his army in S2 in the first place because the men who picked Renly first had no one else to back.

In S4 Davos couldn't find any houses to fight for Stannis because no one fucking likes him. They had to go to Essos to get a loan to pay people to pretend to like Stannis and fight for him. His fucking PAID army abandoned him. Soldiers who had an actual benefit to serving him. The garrison he left on Dragonstone while he was in the North was made up of a bunch of Stormlands kids who didn't give a shit about Stannis.

No one in the fucking show likes Stannis and quite frankly the only fucking people who like him are you Stannis fats who idle in this thread all day firing off hot opinions while disregarding competent arguments. Eat my dick. Your king is dead and his men abandoned him like he deserved.

>>85109646
They don't have ships, try watching S7E1 if you haven't already. Explains this pretty thoroughly.

>>85109822
Why the fuck would they? The pirates in the Narrow Sea hang out in the Step Stones and prey on ships that pass through there. Dragonstone well north of Pentos. At best you'd be able to prey on ships in and out of King's Landing but as we just mentioned, the Lannisters have fucking nothing worth raiding. Merchants who would be on their way to King's Landing from Dorne and Essos would've already been picked apart by pirates in the Step Stones. You'd be holding a castle for basically no reason other than to keep it warm for when the dragons come and fuck you in the ass.

>>85108702
Dead sand snakes.

>>85110832
delet

>>85110794
just go back to /r/got you won't have to see mean comments about the show, will save you a lot of time, because no one is going to stop shitting on this show for being shit

>>85109430
She poised the wine Walder's daughters were carrying and why would they care that someone killed there rapist father who pretty much keeps them as slaves and his men who did nothing to help? Honestly though Arya is stupid because the only logical explanation would be that his daughters did do it so they'll all be killed now and no one will think theres someone trying to kill them off.

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>>85110794
I WANT STANNIS! STANNIS WAS THE BAST DAMNIT! ALL THESE OTHER GUYS SUCK!

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>post yfw leaks confirmed bad poosy will die this season

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HOW IS THIS ALLOWED

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>>85110425

>>85110871
DELET

>>85110425
The boy is a 12

>>85110887
>that body
would

>>85110759
Well, the scene about the lord of light wasn't too bad since it was somewhat different with the fire scene. The Hound overcoming his fear of which spurnt him I guess.

>>85110794
>Stannis inspires no love or loyalty
>Believing the faggot traitor Renly
What about the scene where his army, chanting Stannis! Stannis!, Stannis!, destroys the wildlings?

>>85110880
Damn, he looks queer as fuck

>>85110887
Would bang

>>85110887
this is a dude right

>>85110887
please nerf forehead and then she will be super qt

>>85110871
At least we saw her tits

>>85110913
>Damn, he looks queer as folk

ftfy

>>85110736
Dany gets killed by Night King.

Calling it now. Her entire plotline has been too unchallenged. Her death is going to be the ned stark 2.0 type thing where some major character just gets delet out of nowhere.


The Night King needs to kill someone major and important in slow mo with dramatic as fuck music to rattle the home viewer. It wont be Jon, because we've seen Jon fight walkers before, and he's died already, the impact won't be big enough at all.

Can't be Tyrion or any other minor character, it needs to be a major player. Cersei's too far away and won't be in a direct conflict.

Knight King will be on screen, directly killing X main character by his own hand.

It's going to be Dany.

>>85110871
She fucking deserves it after putting Based Bronn in danger

>>85110887
mmmercy

>>85110887
I want her to enrich my lineage with the stronk blood of the first men.

>>85110912
It's an army, of course they are going to chant when told; he pays them.

>>85109822
there's nothing to raid in dragonstone. it's a giant empty rock. at best the pirates would turn it into some type of westeros version of nassau. at worst that would disrupt some trading ships between westeros and essos but that's about it.

>"hey, there's a new season of GoT, I wonder if Dany will face any hardships in this seas-"
>walks right the fuck into Dragonstone, fully equipped with strategic equipment for planning sieges

Welp, I'm sure enjoying this feminist, numale cuck shitshow so far.

We have invincible Daenyres, who is stoic, determined, and unforgiving. Then there's Sansa, who is stoic, determined, and unforgiving. Follow that up with Arya, who is stoic, determined, and unforgiving. We can't forget about Cersei, who is stoic, determined, and unforgiving. Am I missing any other stronk womym?

By my count, that's Cersei 1 vs Cersei 2 vs Cersei 3 vs Cersei 4 while all the men bumble around getting maimed and killed while never holding any power.

>>85110928
Uh anon.. no, man. No.

>>85110880
When did he become extra cute again

>>85110992
Uh oh. Anon needs a safe space again.

Just go browse >>>/pol/ for a few seconds. If that wont make you feel better you can always go back to your home >>>/hm/

the only characters untainted by D&D are Ned Stark and Robert "BOBBY B" Barratheon because they died in S1

>>85110992
Don't forget brienne! Even the most badass of the wildlings WISHES he was being beaten to a pulp by her.

>>85110992
you triggered?

>>85111056
All the characters that didn't make it into the show are also untainted.

>>85111035
It doesn't require anywhere near /pol/ level meming to see that the writing for past the 3 seasons has been shoddy. Every major power player in the series is now a female. Every powerful female character in the show is now written like seasons 1-3 Cersei.

It's lazy garbage.

>>85111056
the hound isn't tainted. beric isn't tainted. thoros isn't tainted. tormund isn't tainted.

>>85110939
Almost posted that but then I felt like a faggot just using that phrase

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>>85110887

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>>85110992
I agree, it's feminist propaganda to a whole new level

This thread reads like the diary of a retard who just discovered masturbation.

>>85110913
well he is a whyteboi

>>85110992
don't forget khaleesi cucking stone man for a whole season and then leaving her lover without any feeling or sadness

>>85110941
Danny will be gagged and whipped by the Night King. Screen cap this

>>85111149
this post reads like the diary of a downy who just discovered he's a downy

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>>85111106
>Not wanting a strong woman to cradle you between her thunder thighs.

what's a matter anon? you gay?

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I miss Stannis.

>>85111068
Brienne is a minor character who spends all of her fights getting her shit kicked in.

>>85111079
>d-don't mock the greatest show with the greatest characters of all time unless you're triggered

Fuck off.

>>85111107
No.... I would say that they are

>>85111114
feel like a faggot if you watch qaf

>>85111198
how the hell are any of those characters tainted...

>>85108813
this post is so bad, did you even for a moment consider why people would question how Dany was able to grab Dragonstone so easily?

>>85111192
Yeah, you're triggered. Why don't you crawl back to your safespace, boy.

Dany is being purposefully written as invincible and unchallenged purely so her death has as much impact as possible to normies who think she isn't going anywhere.

Night King will literally freeze her blood through her cunt and then snap off her head in slowmotion in the finale for this season right before he resurrects her dead dragon mount as his own and knocks the wall down

>>85110992
At least Sansa lost her family and got brutalized by her betrothed, Arya has been roughing it innawoods for years and went through harsh Faceless Men training, and Cersei has been putting up with her shit family all her life and got her comeuppance for trying to weaponize the sparrows and as a result was humiliated and lost someone she loves. Dany is a fucking non-character who has literally everything handed to her on a silver platter without any hardship, even when she got marital raped she ended up liking it anyway and got coaching by a whore to be a better lover. Dany needs to lose the game big time (which she won't because it's blatantly obvious she's going to win and they're playing it straight unlike many other characters), or ultimately fall deeply in love with Jorah and then have him taken from her forever.

>>85109729
What is this from??

>>85110912
What about the scene where for 20 years after Robert's Rebellion Stannis is an emotionless autistic drone who neckbeards in his castle way out at sea? Or the scene where he's Master of Ships in Kings Landing for Robert and everyone at court hates him because he's a mentally ill sociopath drone? Or the scene where he actively incites hatred from the houses following him by burning their leaders alive if they don't follow his religion? Or the scene where he doesn't get what he wants from Jon Snow and immediately snaps at him and gets salty?

Should I go on?

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What did they mean by this?

>>85111295
I have the whole set, and several vids of that event but I ain't posting SHIT unless you unironically state that woman are equal to men.

>>85111317
>The Night's King raises his arms and with them, the dead
>Euron raises his arms and with them, HIS BIG CAWK

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>>85111317

The sign of a true winner.

>>85111317
Daario is the Night's King

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>>85108802

>>85109535
Jamie already "rescued" Edmure. She wouldn't have known about this until she showed back up to the Twins, and even then she has more important things to do than rescue Edmure. I'm sure he's doing just fine living a protected life in Casterly Rock...for now.

>>85111333
wOmEn aRe EqUaL tO mEn

>>85111235
You underestimate the power of female manipulation and therefore influence on writers, producers and directors. The closing scene of GoT will be women triumphing "evil testerone fuelled men". They destroy everything creative that they can have a say in.

>>85111366
dr pavel im big cock

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What a stupid exchange

>>85111317
CHADURON

>>85111224
Well...
I am have the opinion that the Hound shouldn't have come back, and is fine wherever he is, though the whole "building the sept" thing was nice, they fucked it up immediately. He also wouldn't have gotten his ass kicked by fucking Brienne of all people

I (and grrm) always saw the point of Beric's character was to show that death changes people, and the more that he comes back, the less "Beric" he is. In the show, he's just always Beric

I guess Thoros isn't that bad, but there isn't much to fuck up

>>85111333
That would be deceit which is a sin.

>>85111420
Hound coming back was GRRM's design

>>85111395
xD

>>85111395
wtf I like euron now??

>>85111420
the hound is the gravedigger in the books, he's not dead and he'll probably play a bigger role in the next book (that will never come out)

>>85111391
I don't buy it. I think Dreidel $Dreidel are just capitalising on it, but it's not what they're going for.

Otherwise, they would have used the entire Lady Stoneheart arc if STRONK WOMEN BTFO MEN was their angle, and they would've actually put effort into any of Dany's arc, which they've pretty much just mary sue'd her the entire time.

She dies, you can be sure of that.

>>85111472
At least we find one where pycell learnt it

>>85111472

The Poop and Soup Experience

>>85111391
I sincerely hope that is how it ends. History, in general, has made leaps and bounds when the testosterone was lowered, and wisdom and culture is allowed to thrive. Feminism is capitalism, retarded violence is stagnation.

>>85111420
We haven't seen much of Beric since his return, to be fair

>>85111472
>>85111519
>slowly speeds up
BRAVO my favorite part was were they reused Sam gagging like 4 times

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I HATE YOU D&D

WHY DID YOU KILL HIM?!?

https://youtu.be/Wxg_UfJYh68

>>85111522
to be fare, suck a dick
two bee fair beric even says that himself. Fuck off idiot.

>>85108702

His phantom goc

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>Sam scooping shit gets more screentime than Bran

remember when grenn finds the cache of dragonglass and the horn? d&d didn't remember that horn either.

is Sandor Clegane the only good character in this show?

>>85111628
the shit scooping screen time was to emphasize the nature of the work. still a shit show

>>85111683

I am very unhappy because I just know DnD will fuck him up somehow this season. It's coming.

>>85109434
That looks extremely painful. As in, I don't know how it'd be even possible to insert that into yourself without causing bodily harm.

>>85111730
For you.

>>85111722
I'm more afraid they're gonna store Meera Reed away, and her journey with him and relationship with him related through Howland Reed will just disappear.

>>85111521
Wrong. When men are free to be of their true nature they thrive and innovate greater and build civilisations. Female empowerment is to the detriment of a well functioning humanity as a whole. Women are mothers, not leaders.

>>85111722
The only way they can fuck him up now is lower the quality on his one liners.
He have already a lot of depth in his character

>>85111683
him. beric. thoros. tormund. sam. mel. randyl tarly. bronn. edd. meera. pod.

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>>85111730
>extremely painful

>>85111691
It's a 105 second sequence. That's roughly 5% of the episode.

>>85111580
Based Stannerman

That video is good, but this one has a better intro: https://youtu.be/w5RHjWprJbg

>>85111749
If I pull that out, will you die?

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>>85111772
get triggered bitch

>>85111521
Also, testosterone compels men to compete with one another and achieve greatness. It doesn't automatically equate to violence and idiocy. That's ridiculous.

>>85111781
I forgot about Edd.
They should give him more screentime

>>85111796
yea like i said it was to emphasize the nature of the work

>>85111593
Too bee fayre, what does Beric say himself? That when he comes back, he is less Beric? Does he say that in s3?

>>85111841
everyone forgets edd

Is there a mega link to download this episode?
Reddit is letting me down again

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>>85111118
>>85110425

>>85111517
>>85111575
>>85111519
>>85111628
>>85111691
Admit it, the Sam montage was great

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>gendry was in kings landing the whole time
>he gets one scene the entire season then fucks off for good, no questions asked

>>85109580

You could argue they're running out of men and have way too many war fronts and bullshit to handle. The king is dead, so are all the heirs, an entire district blew up in King's Landing that killed half the Tyrells. Their key allies the Freys and Boltons have all been murdered and all the major houses are pissed off. The North, the Dorne in the South, the Eyrie in the East and the Tyrells to the West are all getting ready to beseige King's Landing. Not to mention Winter is coming. The manpower must be getting low to take on Dany's army at the same time.

>>85111796
the average gotg poster everyone

>>85111882
the shit montage is the best thing D&D have done in years

>>85111683
This: >>85111781

>>85108589
Cat? How?

Stannis or jaime

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>>85110887
M I L K Y
I
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K
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>>85111317
>subtext and story parallels from D & D

Ahahahahaha

It's just a coincidence. They are first rate hacks.

>>85111882
>scatfag arrives to try and ruin the thread

>>85108589
jaime. they have absolutely ruined his character.

>>85111896
>having 'gotg' in your autocorrect
Smdh

recommended places to watch online?

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>>85111882

>>85111954
hbonow.com

>>85111954
hbo

>>85111952
>being a mobile posting butthead

>>85111945
Poo poo gagging is top comedy. Check out this pleb.

>Cersei miscarries
>Aria kills Littlefinger
>Jon and Daenerys join forces and fuck each other's brains out

Wow, thank god I dropped this shit show four seasons ago.

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>>85111951
>yfw cersei threatens to burn king's landing and jaime kills her

Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

>>85110794
Stannis does nothing in the show to back up the hate or disdain that the other show characters may have for him. Everything we see about him, other than burning his daughter near the end of his life, was of a pragmatic leader that wanted to keep his family in power. Renly wanted to play politics and didn't actually have the ability to do what was necessary. Yes, you could try to argue that killing Renly was where he crossed the line, but Renly was a dick that cared more about getting dick than following the lines of succession within his own family. Renly divided the house for his own personal gains.

They butchered Stannis' characterization and actions compared to the books.

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>>85108589
Stannis. A great character completely wasted.

>>85110405
Stop posting

>>85111834
Obviously you haven't read much world history.

>>85108589
Ellaria, no question

>>85109737
he will die fighting in Eastwatch, probably playing a role in holding the WW back

>>85111954
lemonparty.org

>>85111954
Lemonparty.org

>>85111952
>smdh

=shaking my dick head? Serious question. I'm new to the 4chan club :-)
Girl btw

>>85111997
she has already burned down part of kings landing and jaime doesn't seem to really mind. she caused the death of tommen and didn't seem to care that kevan was also in the sept. considering what jaime did to the mad king he should have killed cersei as soon as he got back to kings landing.

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>>85112001

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7KbIu7E81s

>>85111954
http://mywatchseries.to/episode/game_of_thrones_s7_e1.html

gotcha babe, post your bp for me

>>85112047
Smash anti-Marxist Dogs Hourly

>>85112028
>>85112046

lol Is that still online?

>>85112047
youre correct

>>85112047
don't worry about that anon, babe, he doesn't know what he is typing about. That is not a common acronym. I hope you are doing great! I bet you are very awesome!

>>85109737
>>85112025
Literally is Azor Ahai. I unironically believe this

>>85112006
Nice rebuttal. It's no coincidence that the world is going to shit as women have more influence on society. They try to lead and manage from a nuturing perspective, not a logical one.

>>85108589
Tyrion. Still beloved? Sure. But he has no fucking character anymore. He's just the small quip guy. Dinklage would've killed it as the drunk despondent asshole Tyrion who had to overcome a lot of shit in the later books. Fuck this stronk wommen bullshit.

>>85112084
"your bp"

lemme know what else you wanna see ;^)

>>85112117
Azor ahai is a fairy tale dipshit

As someone who's only seen the muted webms/gifs of the show's nude scenes, I think it's safe to say I have the authority to state without question, that if Sean Bean's character doesn't win the game at the end, then this show is worse than trash and anyone who thought otherwise is trash too.

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reminder to you show-fags that the show is non-canon and the Stannis, the true king and Azor Ahai reborn, will destroy all traitors and bring justice and stability to the seven kingdoms, and save the realm from the darkness

>>85112117
idiot

>>85112122
Like anyone on 4chan's television board has the intelligence to know if the world is good or bad, getting better or worse. I bet you haven't read a book in a month.

>>85111296
Please

>>85112064
Not bad enough. She will go full Aerys-mode and Jaime will redeem himself by killing her. Literal George Lucas pottery.

>>85112145
smooth thighs?

tuck it and post~

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>>85112084
>gotcha babe, post your bp for me
Promise you won't share it with anybody.

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>>85112169
reminder to book fags that ramsay and roose are still alive in the books and will absolutely 100% btfo stannis and his meme army of mercenaries

>>85112122
I can smell the virginity

>>85112122
I don't need a rubutal. You're triggered, bitch.