/tpg/ Twin Peaks General

fist for Jmp

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>>84531897
You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one

>>84531986
That song is shit.

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OFFSCREEN CRIMES OF DOPPLEGANGER COOPER

>Murdered Major Garland Briggs, beheaded him, raped his body, raped his head and burned his office down
>Raped Audrey Horne while she was in a coma after the bomb at the bank, first with different parts of a dog, secondly with Major Briggs' decapitated head (She had a son, Richard Horne, the guy from the bar who later runs the kid over with his truck)
>While in the hospital pissed on Pete's corpse and shit on the parts of Andrew Packard they could salvage after the bomb blast
>Jaywalking
>Raped and murdered Donna while forcing James to sing "Just You and Me"
>Raped and shaved James
>Raped Harry and then shoved 90 pounds of RICE up his ass along with two gallons of BLEACH(that's why Harry is sick and dying)
>Raped Little Nicky
>Raped Dick Tremayne
>Does not pay his taxes
>Executed and raped a FBI agent in Columbia after Albert gave Jeffries the name and then dismembered his body to make into a dancing manikin with dog parts and Major Briggs' head
>Humiliated Diane and then raped, beat and abused her after going to her house shortly after leaving the lodge, forced a dog to rape her as well before dismembering the dog and putting parts of it up her ass and leaving her traumatized
>Coerced poor truckers to read books on Tibet before beheading then raping them
>Never returns his library books
>Yodeled at then tortured, raped, and murdered Annie and then used her head along with Major Briggs' head as bloody sock puppets to reenact the opening scene of the Dark Knight Rises
>Litters constantly
>Mounted a dogs head on a pole after raping and killing it and chopped off all its legs to use as a crude message delivery system
>Instead of paying his speeding tickets he tracked down and raped the police officers

Can we get some sort of "official" /tv/ greentext explaining all the black lodge shit?

>>84532032
>>Does not pay his taxes

Not being extorted isn't a crime

I am the what errr, I am unwell

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OFFICIAL WOMEN OF TWIN PEAKS POWER RANKINGS
(Original Series/FWWM Only)

1. Laura Palmer (Actual Hair)
2. Shelly Johnson
3. FWWM Donna Hayward
4. Audrey Horne
5. Norma Jennings
6. Jenny (Horne's Perfume Counter)
7. Eolani Jacoby
8. Josie Packard
9. Teresa Banks
10. Lana Budding
11. French Girl (Hap's Diner)
12. Giggling Secretary (Deer Meadow Sheriff's Department)
13. Denise Bryson
14. Maddy Ferguson=Laura Palmer(Wig)
15. Ronette Pulaski
16. Caroline Earle
17. Heba Thorsdottir
18. Annie Blackburn
19. Jones (Eckhardt's Assistant)
20. Margaret Honeycutt
21. Blackie O'Reilly
22. Lil The Dancer
23. Lucy Moran
24. Catherine Martell
25. Eileen Hayward
26. Julee Cruise
27. Evelyn Marsh
28. Betty Briggs
29. Gwen Morton
30. Nadine Hurley
31. Vivian Smythe Niles/M.T. Wentz
32. Heidi (German Waitress)
33. Sylvia Horne
34. Louie "Birdsong" Budway
35. Donna Hayward
36. Margaret Lanterman/Log Lady
37. Sarah Palmer
38. Mrs. Tremond/Chalfont
39. Irene (Hap's Diner)
40. Curious Woman (Fat Trout Trailer Park)

one of the most masterful things about The Return has been avoiding all mention of Donna Hayward. It's like she's been completely retconned out of the show. She's the only series regular who is so unmissed that avoiding mention of her name actually helps us forget her.

>>84532063
Like what?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81bgy94vdRI

Not gonna lie, would pay good money for dougie singing this.

>>84532104
Yeah, people were REEing over Audrey even before she got mentioned. Nobody even made a peep about Donna when James or her own fucking father made an appearance. Worst girl and worst character.

HARD ARE YOU, MATE?!?!

weird, why would a south american bell hop speak in a british accent and ask Jeffries if he has an erection??

Consider me LYNCHED

T. Ps4 web browser poster

>>84532123
i dont know why anyone would want such a thing. Half of the appeal is the unknowable mysticism, the fact it's a hellish place yet sometimes helpful, but it houses terrible spirits, the whole dreamy night club aesthetic that feels like a half-remembered place. Just watch the show and movie and draw your own conclusions

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>>84532075
J Edgar disagrees

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>when you realize it's a twins peakless sunday

>>84532090
Disgusting. Women are more than some pretty face to be ranked on chinese iage boards. Why don't we ever see the men of TP get ranked based on their looks? Sexist af.

>>84531897
Is there any magnet link for e09?

>>84532227
young dana ashbrook takes the cake followed closely by dick tremayne and andy

>>84532161

she was a boring character but made up so much of the original show. She was Coop's entire entry to Laura's hidden life, and was the only other girl in that circle of friends/dating. I guess in the s2 finale she was implying she was going to leave the town? I can't remember.

UNLESS they use this very fact to drive home the two timelines/worlds theory in case that actually comes to anything (I don't think it will -- Lynch and Frost aren't hack enough to play such a giant retcon on the audience)

>>84532227
>Why don't we ever see the men of TP get ranked based on their looks?

it'd just be various iterations of Coop.

>>84532090
mane how the fuk is lucy #23 on yo punk ass list

>>84532179
Desmond's a hottie. Bend me next, please.

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>>84532227
>thinking women are more than wet fuck holes
kek you go me here's your (you)

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>>84532217
I'm just gonna get high and watch the first 8 hours back to back

not like I've got anything better to do

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>>84532217

>>84532256
1 - Kyle
2 - Old Dana
3 - Young Dana
4 - Sheriff Truman
5 - Lynch

Why there is no new episode this week?

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>>84532289
>gonna get high
>posts coop and air bud

>>84532289
DUDE

>>84532331
They both look like they're at a solid 10

I bet that dog had some bomb ass dank ass

>>84532289
How can I become as wholesome as Kyle?

>>84532330
I've seen a lot of shows take off 4th of July weekend because people actually go outside instead of watch TV, but the 4th is on Tuesday. Although my neighbors already started shooting off fireworks on Friday, so people just party on the weekend before the 4th.

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>>84532217

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idngILUv4W0

Is this /feetkino/?

>>84532330

Because as Americans watch fireworks explode in the sky, a parade of lights and smoke, they will faintly recall the previous weekend when they sat watching a similar thing, and the same feeling of inherited guilt and fear will wash over them as they are forced to confront the truth their nation was built on death, suffering and destruction. Watching Episode 9 early would just take away from that.

>>84532256
1- Chester Desmond
2- Dale Cooper
3- Bobby Briggs (not really my type but trying to be objective)
4- Phillip Jeffries
5- Gordon Cole
6- Pete Martell
7- Dick Tremayne
8- Mike Nelson
9- MIKE
10- Donna Hayward

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>>84532520
>donna hayward

What's with all the homolust for Cooper? Dude's so generic.

>>84532520
mike's the man and should be in the top five
and andy with is huge sperm count should be number 11

SAM
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>>84532569
kys

>>84532474
Footfags baffle me

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>I'M WILD AT HEART tm

What did he mean by this?

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>>84532719
That Wild at Heart is the best Lynch film

>>84532289
Someone shop out Coop so it's just the dog with Kyle's name underneath it

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Let him out, David ;_;

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>>84532027
Don't disrespect the after-islamic attack hymn

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>>84532774
What did Lynch mean by this?

>>84532569
Wow

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>>84532815
Did lynch fuck him too

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Sheryl Lee is CUTER than CUTE!!

>>84532263
Is there anything else supporting that theory besides Donna's absence?

>>84532801
What happened to him? Is he dead? In the Lodge? Was he just a dream?

>>84532868
http://www.strawpoll.me/13337958

>>84533002
Brunettes > Blondes

>>84532958
He's in the lodge and can't leave

>>84532263
The two timelines theory is a Reddit/ dugpa cuck theory that is better off not being mentioned again

>>84532408
Hang upside down every morning

>>84532569
DELET

>>84532569
There is only one problem with him. He's perfect.

>>84533378
Will hanging upside down every morning actually do anything?

>>84532569
Wow, bob, wow.

>>84532330
Showtime decided that people still needed some time to recover from Lynch violently raping them.

>>84533561
He came after you too?

>>84532569
He's pretty as fuck, full homo.
James is generic

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>>84532569
He is god, stfu.

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>>84532569
Posting that should be bannable

>>84533464
I know it keeps your spine decompressed and maybe it's good for circulation or something. I know it's definitely a thing outside of coop's morning routine. Point being, taking good care of yourself is probably a good start

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>a sped up version of Blue Velvet plays in the diner in s1

>>84532569
>implying he wouldn't

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>>84533772
Forgot pic

>>84532569
>Young Cooper: pretty, adorable, has the kind of face and personality where you just know he's a cumslut who'd love getting raped
>Old Cooper: dignified, cute in an older way, would be the kind of guy who'd fuck you hard and then cuddle you quietly when he's finished

Coop's perfect at any stage.

>>84533807
Does anyone still have the webm of his dick flopping when he's running to hide in the closet in Frank's first scene?

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>>84533807
doing the lord's work, son

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Did Kyle have some work done on his face or did he just age this way?

>>84533830
Bad Coop is kinda ugly though

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OFFSCREEN CRIMES OF DAVID LYNCH

>Raped his own daughter just a few days after she was born
>Raped, murdered and raped Jack Nance, in that order
>Leaves a mess after cooking quinoa
>Keeps Madchen Amick locked up in his basement as his personal sex slave
>Raped, tortured and abused Sherilyn Flenn and Sheryl Lee
>Thinks James has always been cool
>Kept Michael J. Anderson trapped in a cage in his L.A. home for two months, feeding him rotten meat and forcing him to drink his own piss
>Encouraged Miguel Ferrer to smoke and then made fun of his throat cancer
>Loves Nine Inch Nails and Rammstein
>Personally dug up Don S. Davis' corpse, decapitated and raped it, just so he could use it for one scene
>Viciously attacked Lara Flynn Boyle with a golf club, leaving her horribly disfigured
>Has provided his voice for several episodes of Family Guy and was a regular cast member of The Cleveland Show

>>84533904
Lynch made sure he'd always look good in exchange for sexual favors and helping him with his worldwide offscreen crimes

>>84533928
Eyes, man, they make a huge difference. Isn't he wearing black contacts as Bob?

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>>84533928
Reminder that this is still Bad Coop, and here he's x100 times more fuckable if you're into hate fucking and deviancy as much as I am

>>84534006
Dunno about that, young Coop looked like he had black eyes half the time and it was cute as fuck, I think it's something with the mouth lines.

>>84533852
Is that his actual dick or a prosthetic/body double? The guy doesn't have one single shirtless photo, hard to image he would bare everything for millions to see.

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This was the last time they spoke as friends.

>>84533928
Could it be the mullet?

>>84534091
I don't get this meme. Can someone explain?

>>84534022
there'd be so much good coop/bad coop porn if the original series got released in the recent years, the fandom would probably be atrocious, but imagine

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>>84533982

K E K

>>84534091
>Half her face in the light
>Half in the darkness
>Such is the duality of man

B R A V O
L Y N C H

>>84534130
She only wanted Bobby for cocaine.

>>84533982
This can't possibly be the only crimes he's committed.

>>84534084
>he hasn't seen Showgirls
You're in for a treat.

>>84534091
>>84534215

>mouth is is darkness, signifying Laura speaks lies
>eyes are in the light, signifying Laura sees the truth

BRAVO LYNCH

>>84533129
How do we know this? What purpose does the lodge have for bringing people in like that?

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>>84531897
am I reading into this to much or was this a Lodge ritual?

some kind of doppelganger roadhouse?

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Can we all agree that David Lynch is a goddamn rapist and Michael J is /ourguy/

>>84534314
Same reason why it held onto Cooper for so long I imagine. Desmond was a good, noble person and the Lodge feeds off pain, suffering and corruption, so he'd probably make for a good food source.

>>84534339
Yes to the first, maybe to the second.

>>84532958
>was he a dream
Cooper and Sam discuss him by name in The Missing Pieces.

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Always CUTE!

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>>84534239
You're right, it can't.

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>>84534731

>>84534883
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>84534883
Season 3 continues to claim victims

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Has the plane mystery been solved yet?

>>84534887
Leland, NO!

>>84535045
Everyone forgot about it when Episode 8 mindfucked them into submission

So, what was the smoke monster?

Hello 4chan friends, if Mark Frost was found dead in his home along with his family and the death cause seemingly unknown within the next four hours, how would you react?

>>84535045
Nuclear weapon launch codes.

>>84535045
It was a flute version of Somewhere Over the Rainbow

>>84535103
Jacob's enemy

>>84535146
he was lycnhed.

>>84535146
Frost deserves it, after his shitty ending to the original series

>>84534887
DONT YOU FUCKING DARE LELAND

>listening to the Secret Diary of Laura Palmer audiobook
>have to keep stopping because Sheryl Lee's voice gives me a boner

How am I supposed to finish this book like this?

>mfw the coordinates Booper wants are 4 8 15 16 23 42

>>84535250
You could just read it instead of hear it

>>84535250
Sheryl Lee's voice is shrill and literally makes my cock shrivel.

>>84534887
Based Leland

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>>84535202
I'd take Frost's ending over Lynch's desu, imagine the final confrontation between Laura and BOB AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>84535281
This, I just know that the guy is lying, her voice is awful and cringy in that audiobook

>>84535320
I also think it's creepy hearing old ass Sheryl Lee talking about a 12 year old girl playing with herself and shit. If the audiobook was recorded around the same time as FWWM it would have been easier to stomach.

>>84535371
imagine if laura has the mind of a 12 year old when she gets out of the lodge haha

Ever seen the movie The King and I?

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>>84535281
>>84535320
>>84535371
This is the moment in every one of my viewings of FWWM that I regret watching the movie and wish Chet & Sam would come back.

Absolute nails on a chalkboard.

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>>84535482
Yes

>>84535556
I said I like it.

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177 hours and 39 minutes until next episode
how are you holding up?

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>>84535371
https://youtube.com/watch?v=si2y1Ih1RDM

What could have been

>mfw second result was "Sheryl Lee ASMR"

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>>84535575
Installing video games I don't even know if my laptop can run but know that my home computer can't run.

>>84535569
Getting to know you...

>>84535576
oh fuck me, why didn't she do it back then?

>>84535576
>>mfw second result was "Sheryl Lee ASMR"
Is it someone trying to talk like her or what is it?

>>84535643
Have you ever studied your hand?

>>84535646
I read some interview with her from like 2012 recently and one of the questions was if she'd ever do an audiobook of it, and she said she did parts of it on her own time (I'm guessing that's what the video is from) but she and Jennifer Lynch were "trying to figure out how to get it produced" or something. I'm guessing they didn't have funding to get her in a studio to record it until recently. Shame that she wanted to do it when it was released but I guess they only gave a shit to pay her to do it for the revival.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BO934i9uO1c

Reminder that all of these actors essentially went on strike for David Lynch and he repaid them by giving them all the smallest roles possible.

>>84535701
...getting to know all about you

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>>84535751
Why did he do it, lads?

>>84535670
It was an hour and a half, pretty sure it was just some girl reading the Secret Diary

>>84535751
hahahaha actually forgot about this jesus im crying

lynched

>>84535751
>TP without David Lynch is like a waitress without her uniform
I've seen this already but I'd like to see it once more.

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177 hours and 39 minutes until next episode
how are you holding up?

>>84535751
>by giving them all the smallest roles possible.
For now.
Just wait until Coop comes back to his senses.

>>84535892
Anxiety is already kicking in.

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Are you ready for people to stop giving a shit about Twin Peaks?

>>84535892
Going to watch the Q2 edit of FWWM for the first time.

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>>84535906

>>84536006
That made me laught out loud, and I don't even know why.

>>84536006
Well, it's not like there's Showtime in my country, the only official way to watch is through Netflix several hours later from the premiere, so I will watch the GOT premiere and then download the new episode

>>84536040
I knew it was only a matter of time until I got a reply with my own image.

>>84536159
That image is by far the best OC to come out of /tpg/. Be proud.

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SQUEEZE HIS HAND OFF

>>84536248
What was murder midget's endgame?

Is the arm working with BOB?

>>84535751
Sherilyn Fenn is pure mommy

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>>84536244
I would like to thank the academy for this achievement.

>>84536497
this achievement

>>84536420
The Arm Doppelganger

>>84536497
>ride of the valkyries approaches

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!!CUTE!!

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Dick Tremayne

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>was this the toy you wanted for your birthday this year, anon?

>>84536796
want to hug

>>84535371
>>84535320

Aw what, is the audiobook bad? Inwas gonna give it a go to stem the way for ep9

>>84536871
*I was, *wait

Jesus I had a stroke typing that

>>84532090
But Denise is a man.

>>84536917
Hello 4chan friend, did you enjoy your morning coffee?

>>84536871
6/10, it's still Sheryl reading her own diary so go ahead and listen to it

>>84532483
>their nation was built on death, suffering and destruction
This isn't really unique though.

>>84536760
>someone shoopped out LFB from this picture

Absolute kek anon

>>84536768
why do I look at this spoiler every time

>>84536980
What's wrong with it, just that she sounds old?

>>84537062
If buying it is what you're on the fence about, there's a download link in the pastebin.

It's unabridged and she does well, but yeah, it's somehow creepier with a middle aged woman narrating.

>>84537062
I just found her delivery cringy especially when she channels BOB

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>>84536768
>mfw Dick and Albert traveled back in time and joined showbiz in order to stop a casting conspiracy

https://youtu.be/xg2kpCFEMZc

>>84537015
DICKED

>>84537160
I got DICKED real hard in season 2. Fucking hated that character. He cucked the shit out of Deputy Andy.

>>84537243
>hating Dick
>the actual funniest character next to Gordon
k e k

>>84537243
my mother calls it piling

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>>84535801
Hungry

>>84537284
I wish that kid killed him, I really do.

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>>84537243
>he doesn't like Dick

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>Part 13
>What story is that, Charlie?

What the fuck does this mean? And why is it airing on Saturday?

>http://www.sho.com/schedule?date=2017-08-05
Scroll down until you get there

>>84537411
It's the episode tagline, someone will say that in the episode.

Someone has said every tagline in the episode so far.

>>84537284
>funniest character next to Gordon
Are you 6 years old?

>>84537411
>Twin Peaks already getting its timeslot moved around due to poor ratings just like the original series

JUST

>>84537284
Actual funniest characters were Albert (his bantz were outta control) and Confederate Ben Horne

>>84537467
I don't think it is actually getting bad ratings. Most young people are probably watching it through streaming services because tv is pointless now.

>>84537467

>moved to saturday night
>when all the young normie hipsters watching for "geek points" are out with their friends

bravo shotime

>>84537467
I've heard the ratings are not great but there is a record high of new subscribers to showtime's streaming service which is better for the network

>>84535045
it was sun fx

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>>84537489
When Big Ed is telling the story of how he blinded Nadine and Albert is just there standing laughing

>>84537467
>>84537533
It's probably out of straight fear. They don't want to go head to head with GoT.

>>84536947
ANON

FIX YOUR HEART OF DIE

>>84537533
If you're watching Twin Peaks you're staying home on Saturday nights t.b.h.

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>>84536768

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:c

>>84537576
I'm sure he is a nice man I just don't see him as a woman Mr. Cole. I will be nice to him though I promise.

>>84537565
oh yeah, now that you mention that, it's a great move by showtime

>>84536796
>tfw she'll never be your mommy

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>>84537595
This is now an [spoilers]Andy thread[spoilers]

>>84537411
It might have something to do with the Snowden thing airing on sunday at 6:45. Does showtime have commercials? If not then there would be 45 minutes with nothing airing I guess?

Had a really terrible week, including my dog having to be put down and my girlfriend leaving me. Looking forward to tonight's ep is all that has gotten me through it all, without it I truly think I might end it.

No-one tell him..

>>84537651
Oh wait nevermind I read it as an hour and 30 minutes but it is actually 130 minutes.

>>84537644
nice reddit spoilers faggot

>>84537659
>>>/r9k/

Too ill to get out of bed so I guess tonight I'll watch FWWM on my FUCKING TELEPHONE

>>84537659
Posts like this get funnier the closer we get to 9PM ET

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>Confederate Ben Horne
>Abe Lincoln is now a villain
What did Lynch mean by this?

>>84537718
thank mr jackpots

>having the ability to ignore images that cry out for (You)s

It's nice not being a /b/tard.

@84537796
Yeah, it's a virtue

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>>84537731
>Frank BOOTH
>Dorothy lives on LINCOLN street
pottery

Showtime should air S2E15 tonight at 9 instead kek

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>>84537849
Reddit

>>84537718
thank mr jackpots

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>>84537796

watching part 8
didn't someone say something about on of the two (dougie and dopplecooper) having to die? now what happens? real cooper can get out?

>>84536947
FEMININE
PENIS

>>84537918
Finish the goddam episode first.

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>>84537918
>shitposting while you watch

>>84537918
That was before Dougie died surely. I can't see this being relevant until a climactic moment

>>84537975
>>84537977
ok i'll finish and then come shitpost

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What is this picture trying to convey?

>>84538034
good boy

>>84537557
>YEAH

>>84537718
thank mr jackpots

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Was this scene supposed to be funny?

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>>84538152
Maybe.

>>84538152
definitely

>>84532179
Desmond > Dale

>>84531986
>call help

>>84537595
This image gets posted every thread, and I don't mind it at all.

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What is she looking at?

>>84538152
The whole scene is about the contrast of Carl's empathy with the tragedy and the hilariously unfitting reactions of everyone else.

So the answer is yes, but it's also supposed to be sad

>>84538393
/tpg/

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*blocks your path*

>>84538393
Dead Mike

>>84533635
>James is generic
?????????????????

>>84538531
who /brit/ here

>>84538568
he looks and acts like a mannequin with a bad haircut, Donna

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I just hit S2E7 on my rewatch and I realized I'll never be able to watch Maddy's death without laughing again. Fuck you, /tpg/

I know he's really unpopular in this general, but I miss Pete.

>>84538609
Why did James have like 1 scene and then disappeared from The Return?

>>84537718
Arigato me jackpots-chan desuuuuuuuuu

>>84538670
He's unpopular? I loved fish in percolator man. It's not his fault his scenes were all filler trash in season 2.

>>84538670
>I know he's really unpopular in this general

What the fuck? Everyone here loves Pete

>>84538649
Try eating grapes ever again.

>>84538736
his final scene in season 2
I am mad just thinking about that utter trash

Hello 4chan friends who love Jack Nance! Can you please give me your addresses? It's for an art project, you see.

>>84538743
Literal reddit character

r/twinpeaks loves him

>>84538152
I wish they played the theme of Laura here

>>84538670
>>84538743
Yeah, Pete's cool. He's always been cool.

And the sorta Big Brother/Little Sister dynamic he sometimes had with Josie is an underrated aspect of the show

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>>84537755
>>84537912
>>84538128
>>84538717

>>84538851
t. Person whose favorite character is Windom Earle because they're le contrarian man and can't like the stuff the Reddit boogeyman likes

I started watching this 2 weeks ago on a stream.

I have no idea what's going on but I want to see where it goes.

>>84538935
kys

>>84538851
Does that mean we hate Coop now too, you stupid bitch?

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>>84538935
its soooo weird huh?

DOuegi save cute

>>84538870
me too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LB7LZZGpkw

>>84537701
>too ill to get out of bed
what fucking piece of lazy ass are you?

>>84539017
Don't blame him. Lynch probably poisoned and/or raped him.

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>>84537701
FUCK YOU

https://youtu.be/wKiIroiCvZ0

>>84531897
Yeah i member

>>84538993
man i really need to replay this, i got up to like an hour from the end and havent played it for a year since then

>>84539088
do it nigger the ending is great

>>84539088
Pleb alert. Get back in there and finish. Silent Hill 1-3 pure kino.

This general is already dying; how is it going to last another week without an episode?

>>84539250
This is where we LIVE, anon!

>>84539281
we live .....INSIDE A DREAM

>>84532090
Moar lewd pics of Joan Chen pls.

I'm tired of this lack of respecting Josie's body of work.

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>>84539310
>when you dream of 4chan

REMINDER THAT TWIN PEAKS IS NOT AIRING TONIGHT

IT WILL AIR NEXT WEEK

>>84532075
Never use the police, public roads, public education, social security, libraries, national parks or any other public services. Just sit in your room in your parents house until you die

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>>84538912
>He's not a Windomhead

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>>84539369

>>84535751
>even half the cast is LYNCHED
we never had any chance

>I have the fury of my own momentum

what did he mean by this?

>>84539406
Does anyone else here watch The Return with subtitles? There's so much [atmospheric wooshing] it gives me a giggle.

>>84532227
No one cares

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10 more hours of Twin Peaks

>>84539518
I watch every show with subtitles upon the first viewing so I don't miss anything.

>>84539544
>I watch every show with subtitles so I can eat chips at the same time

fixed it for ya

>>84536006
Your show fell off a fucking cliff in Season 3 into meandering bullshit.

Now you're still there but you're schlock big-budget normie core entertainment.

>>84539621
>Your show fell off a fucking cliff in Season 3

the absolute irony of your post

>>84539368
>tfw you either dream about shitposting or your wageslave job
i really don't like sleeping anymore desu

>>84539565
yeah, if you're an obese 16-year-old

>>84538898
>Big Brother/Little Sister
>he clearly wants to fuck her
???

>>84539660
>implying Twin peaks Season 3 is shit

your inner pleb is showing.

>>84539665
Have you tried meditation? And I'm not talking about transcendental meditation, just regular meditation

>>84539565
>I watch every show with subtitles so I can know if I'm missing any subtle sounds under the drone of my air conditioner

That's my actual reason right now.

>>84539665
get into lucid dreaming

>>84539466
BOB came out of Mother fully formed and angry. He didn't start from stillness like all those shitter eggs.

>>84539746
You might miss some [eerie whooshing]

I
>>84539819
NEW
>>84539819
CARE
>>84539819
THREAD

>>84539746
I'm more concerned about missing things on the screen because of how dark everything is

>>84532719
That Lynch hack

>after all this abtract ordeals and my fear of parenthood, I have finally become the Eraserhead

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>>84539920
>tfw it was actually called Eraserhead because Lynch already knew he was going to kil Jack Nance by beating him in his face with an eraser

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>>84539920
>>84539879
What are you wearing?
a blue velvet

ONE!

ONE!

NINE!

Hello 4chan friends! I am here to remind you that I̶ David Lynch h̶a̶v̶e̶ has never killed anyone and that you are to stop this slander or else you might be next.

>>84539834
>this thread not at bump limit
makes ya think

>>84532090
Giggling secretary could get it

>>84534006
yeah, notice how his irises don't reflect, they're just black dots, makes him look that much more scary and unfeeling

>>84540055
It's not true that David Lynch raped and killed a girl in 1990, sto stop spreading that rumor

>>84537849
>@

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Could someone explain what we know so far about this guy? I think I've lost that thread.

>>84537718
thank mr jackpots

Have any one of the male actors in TP done full frontal nude scenes? I would like to compile a penis power ranking.

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>>84540209

>>84532569
Young Dale Cooper is the perfect mix of cute and hot. As pretty as Frodo, as sexy as Aragorn. It's pretty simple really.

>>84535751
>Twin Peaks without Lynch is like Shelly without her uniform on

Is this such a bad thing?

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>>84540367

>>84537718
thanks mr jackpots

>>84538988
I love you Dougie-poster